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Speaker 1: Women would he that bite sized?

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Speaker 2: Were there?

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Speaker 1: What are very important that you know?

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Speaker 3: It's a Thursday, Woods, because today is the second day

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Speaker 3: that we will be testing out the theory that people

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Speaker 3: are more likely to get some on a Thursday. And look,

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Speaker 3: that's across all all genres, all areas, if you're in

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Speaker 3: show that Thursdays the day when people get lucky.

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Speaker 1: We're testing that.

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Speaker 3: You and I as born scientists, we're not going to

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Speaker 3: just get a theory like this and run with it.

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Speaker 3: We need empirical evidence, so naturally we're testing it on

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Speaker 3: the show. If you missed it yesterday, our control, as

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Speaker 3: they call it in the scientific world, was a man

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Speaker 3: called Gary. He called his partner on a Wednesday, obviously

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Speaker 3: not a Thursday, and as we all expected, got flatly rejected,

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Speaker 3: sent back into the abyss hit for six over the fence,

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Speaker 3: absolutely flummxed Blay his partner, who said no before he

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Speaker 3: had even asked the question.

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Speaker 4: It was clinical. It begs the question how often Gary

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Speaker 4: asks as well, because she knew the question that was coming.

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Speaker 1: It was quite Jordan, have a listen here. This is

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Speaker 1: from yesterday.

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Speaker 5: I had a few minutes to think to myself, I'm

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Speaker 5: just just checking yes, so I not maybe know Yes,

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Speaker 5: I'm on. Am I out for a shot tonight?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: Damn Gary bold enough to again to come back to

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Speaker 3: day to finish the experiment on a Thursday.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to will and what are you, Garrick?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, thanks for having me. I'm glad to be back

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Speaker 6: because we're having it goes better than yesterday, aren't we.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I think it can't go any worse. It can't go

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Speaker 4: any worse.

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Speaker 6: I have a good point.

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Speaker 4: I actually I appreciate your dedication as well. Gaz. You

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Speaker 4: were texting me very early this morning and also late

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Speaker 4: last night saying that you know, you thought maybe there

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Speaker 4: was a chance she was going to be up for it,

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Speaker 4: and you said you were doing your utmost to stay

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Speaker 4: away from it.

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Speaker 6: Well, look, we all know that the less you give,

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Speaker 6: the more you get. And I was really pushing away hour,

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Speaker 6: really even distance, really put myself in the corner. And

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Speaker 6: when that happens, they come running without, you know, because

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Speaker 6: because we always try, and when we don't try, it happens.

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Speaker 6: But fortunately for the experiment, it didn't happen, so we

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Speaker 6: can Oh.

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Speaker 1: Great, you managed to you managed to repel her.

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Speaker 6: Well, look, yeah I did. I mean she was really

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Speaker 6: pushing towards you for obvious reasons because I'm a specimen.

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Speaker 6: But let's just take it.

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Speaker 3: What were you?

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Speaker 1: What were your tactics to keep her at bay?

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Speaker 3: I know we discussed a little bit yesterday, you know,

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Speaker 3: getting the Xbox out.

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Speaker 1: Jumping on the boys.

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Speaker 6: What's appter, just doing a the work, getting read for today,

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Speaker 6: and yeah, make a cup of tea.

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Speaker 1: So that obviously nice because she can't help herself when you.

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Speaker 6: Make her a camera, don't make her a cup of tea.

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Speaker 6: They come fucking yeah.

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Speaker 3: Right, Okay, well look I think again, I appreciate it. Obviously,

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Speaker 3: you sacrificed a lot for the experiment. Gary, you put

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Speaker 3: your body on the line, and today we're gonna we're

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Speaker 3: going to find out whether or not there are fruits

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Speaker 3: to that labor. So you're going to call your partner

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Speaker 3: right up next, and we're going to put to bed

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Speaker 3: mind the pun once and for all.

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Speaker 6: All Right, let's here we go.

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Speaker 1: Does a Thursday mean you get some? We're currently testing

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Speaker 1: the theory that people are more likely to get some

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Speaker 1: on a Thursday. That's it. That been pure scientists.

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Speaker 4: We've already done the control we had Gary Cauley's wife

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Speaker 4: Jane yesterday, and gee wiz, you've never heard a rejection

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Speaker 5: I had a few minutes to think to myself, I'm

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Speaker 5: Come on, No, am I out for a shot tonight?

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Speaker 4: No, kid, now we're on Thursday.

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Speaker 1: Gary joins us on the phone.

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Speaker 6: Hello, gazz, it's nice to be back.

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Speaker 3: Great, great gas, and and tonight you could be back

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Speaker 3: in a big way, my friend. I mean, this is

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Speaker 3: the great thing about this is that everyone's a winning here.

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Speaker 3: As far as I'm concerned, everyone's it's an everyone win,

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Speaker 3: everyone lose situation. Gary gets some tonight, we're all a

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Speaker 3: chance of getting some tonight. Gary doesn't get some tonight.

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Speaker 3: Theory dies put away your Thursdays everyone.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's it's an all or nothing, and

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Speaker 1: I love it. Gary.

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Speaker 3: Are you going to change your tactic? I feel like

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Speaker 3: yesterday you were awful.

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Speaker 6: Yeah I am, I am. I'm gonna I'm gonna dang

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Speaker 6: a little bit of a carrot somewhere out I don't

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Speaker 6: know where. I don't know how but there we go?

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Speaker 1: Oh Gary, well look we we love you. We salute you.

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Speaker 3: I feel like I'm sending a gladiator into the arena

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Speaker 3: you for you are about to die.

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Speaker 2: We salute you. Good luck Gary.

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Speaker 6: Get yeah, yeah, I was just my apologies, my apologies.

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Speaker 6: I had to get through because I had something needed

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Speaker 6: to tell you. Just before I do, I go to

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Speaker 6: make sure are we on tonight? Yes? Or no? Or

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Speaker 6: maybe yes? Can you out of ten?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 6: Yes, no, yes, maybe no, maybe no yes? Honey, give

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Speaker 6: me something, Jane.

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Speaker 1: Hello?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Jane, it's Jane. It's Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: Hi.

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Speaker 6: I'm going to kill him, Jane.

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Speaker 4: We were just testing the theory that people are more

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Speaker 4: up for it on a Thursday.

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Speaker 6: No Garage annoying me all week himself.

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Speaker 4: Would you say, though, sorry, this is just a scientific question, Jane.

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Speaker 4: Would you say you were more up for it today though,

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Speaker 5: No, definitely not.

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Speaker 6: He's so annoying. Yeah, okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: None of his advances of works at all.

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Speaker 6: I didn't. I really thought we were there.

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Speaker 7: The only one who thought that carriage. Guys, sounds like

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Speaker 7: tonight could be happening. I can feel it in the air.

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Speaker 1: Something going on, isn't it.

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Speaker 3: Well, I think it's more than that with you, Gary,

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Speaker 3: I feel like likes more than just your timing.

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Speaker 1: Mate.

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Speaker 3: It's your drug play, it's your timing, it's it's everything.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all right, it's his whole way. Absolutely not man,

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Speaker 1: great stuff, guys, thanks for joining us.

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Speaker 4: Bye bye bye guys, see you guys, Good luck man.

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