1 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:03,240 Speaker 1: And Amanda gam Nation. 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:07,040 Speaker 2: Carlson has just won the People's Choice Award for the 3 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:12,799 Speaker 2: fourth time. She thank you. She's starring in Hollywood Blockbusters. 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,599 Speaker 2: She is selling out the every comedy festival she does. 5 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:18,680 Speaker 2: She's joining us now because she's about to embark on 6 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:20,759 Speaker 2: a new one. Helloula, how are you? 7 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:25,680 Speaker 3: I'm surbrounded by brilliance around it, around and beautiful. 8 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:30,280 Speaker 1: Offended you're not leading with the hotness. I mean you 9 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:32,360 Speaker 1: can tell the makeup is on point today. 10 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:36,760 Speaker 3: Right, five star review for a TV show the Piano. Now, 11 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:40,760 Speaker 3: look at you getting accolades. I feel very very inadequate. 12 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:44,880 Speaker 1: Well, quite right, you're wearing a great blouse today. A blouse, Yeah, 13 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:48,800 Speaker 1: it's Chaisley buttons. 14 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,960 Speaker 2: Maybe your mother, woul probably states a snazzy top. 15 00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:58,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you look very pressings. I don't think that's 16 00:00:58,920 --> 00:00:59,400 Speaker 1: a compliment. 17 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:03,320 Speaker 3: So star review. You're getting accolades and I'm wearing a 18 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:05,520 Speaker 3: tidy blouse. Yay, Amy. 19 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, So I know the world is full of hilarious things. 20 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:11,880 Speaker 2: We're just talking at a picture of the Pope dressed, 21 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:14,360 Speaker 2: I mean of the of Donald Trump just as the Pope. 22 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,800 Speaker 2: You can't make comedy about that because he's already beaten 23 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:17,640 Speaker 2: you to it? What do you do? 24 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,479 Speaker 1: I know, you know what, I don't try. I don't 25 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:23,120 Speaker 1: touch Trump at all. I don't do anything about Trump 26 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:26,039 Speaker 1: because he like he's just sucked all the joy out 27 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:28,240 Speaker 1: of it because he is the punchline. Like there's nothing 28 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:32,840 Speaker 1: I can do that's crazier than he's doing himself. So like, 29 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:35,080 Speaker 1: I'll just let that play out by itself. It's like 30 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:41,200 Speaker 1: a weird evil Benny Hills skitch. I don't. Yeah, honestly, 31 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:43,800 Speaker 1: I feel like I'm going to wake up and everyone's 32 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:46,919 Speaker 1: going to We're being punked. This is a global punk. 33 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:48,760 Speaker 3: We're all getting chased in our underpass. 34 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:51,200 Speaker 2: So where do you find your comedy? Do you read 35 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,000 Speaker 2: an article in the paper and think that's funny? Do 36 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,080 Speaker 2: you see something in the street, How does it flow 37 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:55,480 Speaker 2: to you? 38 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:58,280 Speaker 1: Yeah? So everything even in this show, like everything that 39 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:01,440 Speaker 1: happens to me, or you know that I see happening 40 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,200 Speaker 1: around me. I always you know, like my mom used 41 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,760 Speaker 1: to go, there's two types of people. The people that 42 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 1: go it's the best case scenario the worst case scenario. 43 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:10,760 Speaker 1: But I think there's a third, like what's the funniest 44 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:13,160 Speaker 1: thing that can happen out of this? And then I 45 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:15,480 Speaker 1: just talk about the stuff that's happening in my life. 46 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:17,960 Speaker 2: And do you ever have a like with my friends 47 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:21,000 Speaker 2: because I'm on radio, I'll sometimes say, oh, don't write 48 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:22,840 Speaker 2: kind of silence, or sometimes I'll say to them, do 49 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:24,480 Speaker 2: you mind if I talk about that? Do you mind 50 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:27,160 Speaker 2: your friend's lives? No? I don't. 51 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:30,120 Speaker 1: Sometimes if it if it happens with me in it, 52 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,919 Speaker 1: or yeah, if something really funny happens, then I go, 53 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,320 Speaker 1: I'm going to talk about that, like you know, if 54 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:39,160 Speaker 1: that's okay, But normally I don't. I haven't. I haven't 55 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:42,480 Speaker 1: needed to yet, but if I will, if I need to, yeah, 56 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:45,000 Speaker 1: I'll plow indeed. But no, I just talk about stuff 57 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:47,280 Speaker 1: that's happening in my life. And even in this show, 58 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,640 Speaker 1: I tell stories about my mom because she's going to 59 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:54,560 Speaker 1: art class. My mom was diagnosed with Alzheimer's and now 60 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:57,200 Speaker 1: she's going to all these art classes and stuff. So 61 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,839 Speaker 1: I went, I brought her to the show and I said, 62 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 1: to listen, this is what I want to share. And 63 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:05,080 Speaker 1: so she gave me three things that I'm allowed to 64 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:08,240 Speaker 1: share that has been so funny because that's her love language. 65 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:11,600 Speaker 1: It's not music, it's not it's laughter and so I've 66 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:15,000 Speaker 1: been sharing some stuff that has happened to mum. And 67 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:17,560 Speaker 1: this is one thing at art class because every art 68 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:21,799 Speaker 1: class they all drink the paint water because when they 69 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,560 Speaker 1: walk in, they each get a cup of milo and 70 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:26,480 Speaker 1: a cup of water to clean their brushes. And every 71 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:29,360 Speaker 1: week I try and tell the lady Helen, who runs it, 72 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,040 Speaker 1: I'm like, Helen, you got to mix it up a 73 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:33,160 Speaker 1: bit bybes, I give them, give them a little ice 74 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,520 Speaker 1: cream tub for them to clean their brushes. Don't give 75 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:37,440 Speaker 1: them another cup that it looks like the other cover. 76 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:39,960 Speaker 1: And once she dipped the brush in three times, you 77 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,080 Speaker 1: don't know which is milone, which is the paint water. 78 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:45,120 Speaker 3: That's what mushroom Woman did with the mushroom meals. She 79 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 3: had different plates, so there's no confusion. Don't put the 80 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:48,960 Speaker 3: paint water in. 81 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:52,680 Speaker 2: It, and every fascinating, Yeah, I know. 82 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,240 Speaker 1: And so every week I say to Mom, don't drink 83 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 1: the paint And when she comes out, I can see 84 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:01,080 Speaker 1: the paint. Did you drink? Get you guys? I did, 85 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:03,880 Speaker 1: and I tried not to. And aren't all smells like 86 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:08,040 Speaker 1: my life? Because she she panics, so she just that 87 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,600 Speaker 1: brush and everything around. 88 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,960 Speaker 3: And that's what we're going to see in the show La. 89 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:16,400 Speaker 3: It's always great to catch up with you. For tickets 90 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:19,480 Speaker 3: and tour information, head to live nation dot com dot au. 91 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:20,720 Speaker 3: This is going to be great. 92 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:21,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't wait. 93 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,279 Speaker 3: Thank you. I still feel inadequate in my blood. 94 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:27,000 Speaker 2: Alsoula smells spectacular. 95 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:27,200 Speaker 3: Well, it smells good. 96 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:28,760 Speaker 1: Yeah. I had a shower this morning. 97 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:30,000 Speaker 3: That's what it is. 98 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:33,000 Speaker 1: That's clean and clean and. 99 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:36,200 Speaker 3: It's not even Saturday. Urschula Carson, thank you.