Speaker 1: Warning.
Speaker 2: This episode of Visit Just Me contains explicit content and
Speaker 2: is recommended for mature audiences only. And yes, we're aware
Speaker 2: of the irony of us saying that, but we kind
Speaker 2: of legit mean it this time. Just take our word
Speaker 2: for it. This one's a little bit more graphic than usual.
Speaker 2: So if you've got like kids in the car or something,
Speaker 2: maybe put some headphones in or don't and.
Speaker 3: What screw it, let them listen, just go on for life,
Speaker 3: do what you want. We're not your mum anyway. Here's
Speaker 3: the episode, People Do Some Weird shit.
Speaker 1: Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney fell several meters from a
Speaker 1: topeze while performing in the musical Pivot. Some things that
Speaker 1: make more sense than others bring Pikes, nurseries, what mercy, Pikes,
Speaker 1: p y k e s Hey, why I Hey? As
Speaker 1: in kill hey, why hey?
Speaker 3: Bless yourself for the rude shocks.
Speaker 1: Young adult school life so.
Speaker 3: Expensive, I'm not even having a good child.
Speaker 1: Just a couple of mitches about me.
Speaker 4: Don't forget.
Speaker 1: He is mature and.
Speaker 3: A Hello, Hello guys, how are we? Grounds Keeper Jenna
Speaker 3: back again?
Speaker 5: Hello?
Speaker 1: Feeling good with very special guests, Abby Chat.
Speaker 3: The Jungle, The jungle. Look at you go.
Speaker 1: You don't bring the crown with you everywhere you go.
Speaker 6: I actually did bring it everywhere I went this morning,
Speaker 6: but Tim said the publicays, he was like, I might
Speaker 6: take it with me.
Speaker 3: It's a bit weird. I get papped on the street
Speaker 3: walking into a massage parlor with the crown is then heavy.
Speaker 3: It looks heavy, it's very light. It's kind of like
Speaker 3: an arts and crafts project.
Speaker 1: I was underwhelmed. It was very art attack like, like
Speaker 1: it was made of paper mache in a couple of
Speaker 1: pop sticks.
Speaker 3: It was like velcrow just to walk the back. But
Speaker 3: it's symbolic.
Speaker 1: Scrap one so they could make it time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't fit my head. I didn't make everything.
Speaker 6: Anyone out of the loop, anyone who somehow missed, said
Speaker 6: Abby Chatfield. One, I mi celeb get me out of here.
Speaker 6: And we've brought you in here quite fitting actually, seeing
Speaker 6: as we're a couple of tinderellas. We've brought you in
Speaker 6: here for our Valentine's Day special.
Speaker 1: Welcome, miss Chatfield.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much the movie here. His candles are beautiful.
Speaker 3: Your pants are on, they were really off.
Speaker 1: This is so nice.
Speaker 3: Are you sick?
Speaker 6: Of being asked the same questions again and again about
Speaker 6: I'm miss Lebe.
Speaker 3: I'm so sick of it means the fucking snake, the
Speaker 3: snake bite, I just think hurt. Obviously, Ash Williams.
Speaker 1: Never liked him. You and Jack had a lovely relationship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Dip. The conversation with Dip about such shaming, yes,
Speaker 3: not much else, how do you feel? How do you feel?
Speaker 3: You're good?
Speaker 6: I guess just won a popular vote against Grant Daniel
Speaker 6: so that's big though. The Golden Logi winner Grant Danya
Speaker 6: Australian Bloody Sweetheart. It was quite funny seeing all the
Speaker 6: comments being like Grant.
Speaker 3: Should have won. It's like you should have voted, Yeah, Grant,
Speaker 3: Grant shouldn't have won because he didn't. Also saw a comment.
Speaker 6: Saying it isn't like Chris and Julia, like we now
Speaker 6: our favorite celebrity is.
Speaker 3: It's like it's numbers.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Also like someone was like, oh, Abby hasn't done
Speaker 6: the hard yards and media to.
Speaker 3: Win this, and it's like, first of all, was trolled mercilessly.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but also it's not who's had the longest media
Speaker 6: career or who has worked the harder, so who's been
Speaker 6: on Sunrise more times.
Speaker 1: It's not the show.
Speaker 3: Who's the Best Press Day? More times? Like yeah, I mean,
Speaker 3: like you know, anyway, So we ended up winning. It
Speaker 3: was joyful.
Speaker 6: Someone else said that they reckon the network chose me,
Speaker 6: it was rigged. Why would they choose the bachelor villain? Yeah, yes,
Speaker 6: they've done you dirty. They're like, oh, we've got to
Speaker 6: make up for her. How bad the edit was when
Speaker 6: she was on the match.
Speaker 1: Who's the Network? Love child? Him?
Speaker 6: I didn't quite realize how obsessed with you people are,
Speaker 6: Like I knew you had fans, but there's no one
Speaker 6: that just kind of casually likes Abby Chatfield, Like they're
Speaker 6: all die hard, So of course all.
Speaker 3: Your Instagram followers, we're going to vote.
Speaker 6: I was getting endless message screenshots of people's like credit
Speaker 6: being like, you've used two hundred and seventy dollars worth
Speaker 6: of your credit.
Speaker 3: That's like four whole greats. Had enough.
Speaker 1: Phone plan that ugly Phil? What's it called ugly? Feel crazy? Phil?
Speaker 3: Angry?
Speaker 1: John? What's that phone play?
Speaker 2: John?
Speaker 1: Angry?
Speaker 2: John?
Speaker 1: Bruce Bruce very mad Mark. You did very well, so
Speaker 1: could graduate? Yeah, and we are here on Valentine's Day?
Speaker 1: Did you on my show because you came on on
Speaker 1: the on the night show about you know, just the jungle,
Speaker 1: and you didn't bring your vibrator. That did you?
Speaker 3: That's right, I didn't couldn't masturbate. We actually spoke about
Speaker 3: it one day, like day twelve. Were all comfortable and
Speaker 3: we're like, sounds masturbated. Everyone was like, no, the only
Speaker 3: place you could do it would the long drop.
Speaker 1: I think, but which is where you poo.
Speaker 3: It's the pooh, it's the poo, the poop place. Who Yeah,
Speaker 3: so no masturbating at all? Was that like you were
Speaker 3: stinging for it? By the end, we're not really so tired.
Speaker 6: But by the end I was so like first two weeks,
Speaker 6: I was honestly don't even thinking about it.
Speaker 3: Last week it was pretty hard. And then I was,
Speaker 3: you know, I got home, watched porn, came to day,
Speaker 3: came without touching myself, watching porn what like was like
Speaker 3: like she just positioning herself like lying on the bed
Speaker 3: and kind of like grubbing my clip. It gets the
Speaker 3: bed and they started watching porn, trying trying to find
Speaker 3: porn to watch. Okay, I want.
Speaker 1: To add for Kala Mattresses clearly.
Speaker 3: Actually sponsor me.
Speaker 6: You little perch in the middle of disheveled and wet.
Speaker 3: If you didn't know already had be like to overshare.
Speaker 1: In fact, can we talk.
Speaker 6: About can we talk about your preparation before heading into.
Speaker 3: The Army's left jungle?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So you know how when you're in the jungle and
Speaker 3: make your heat eat heat the growth ship.
Speaker 6: Really I knew this, and I'm big vomitter, huge ometer
Speaker 6: twice a week at least.
Speaker 3: And I thought, what's the thing I hate the most
Speaker 3: in the world. It's come?
Speaker 1: Ejaculate you, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: But also mena deserve to come inside my mouth? Do
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: Like if I'm going to fuck you, like, I'm not
Speaker 6: going to make you come and then do a chore
Speaker 6: afterwards and swallow it like yeah, no, come inside me?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Cream pie? Anyway, moving on,
Speaker 3: So I thought, what better way to prepare than just
Speaker 3: swallow come for the first time in six years?
Speaker 1: Oh, I hadn't done it in six years.
Speaker 3: No, I do not do it right.
Speaker 1: You're not into it.
Speaker 3: Years. But it's not that I don't. I don't make
Speaker 3: guys come in my mouth. They don't deserve it.
Speaker 6: I can I have the power. But often when they
Speaker 6: sat minicar, I go and.
Speaker 1: So to train yourself for the jungle.
Speaker 6: You went, I'm going to do it, and I swallowed it.
Speaker 3: It was hard and you were like, I didn't know
Speaker 3: what my reaction was. I mean, but I did it.
Speaker 3: I was proud of myself.
Speaker 6: But I taste it all day. And then after when
Speaker 6: I was doing a tackle trial, was the food trial.
Speaker 6: I was like, just think about that day, that that
Speaker 6: hot day.
Speaker 3: Did it? You did it?
Speaker 6: Yeah, with the hot day, you did it. You did it,
Speaker 6: and you can do this.
Speaker 3: What did you have to eat an arm? It's the
Speaker 3: lab again? Oh babe. It was like the first it
Speaker 3: was the worst one was definitely. There was this thing
Speaker 3: called a spew food salad or something I don't know, and.
Speaker 6: It was like mudfish, like raw mudfish, chicken feet, turkey
Speaker 6: chesticlor with meal mealworms and then there's like a juice,
Speaker 6: like a fish juice over the top, and I was you.
Speaker 3: I vomited at doctor Chris Brown's feet. A good place
Speaker 3: to vomit, I mean, yeah, a pretty sexy place vomit.
Speaker 1: You're a pro well, you were brilliant and my glad
Speaker 1: to have here on the Valentine's Day special.
Speaker 3: Absolutely our favorite love.
Speaker 1: H what else? What are we doing on the show? Actually,
Speaker 1: I've got all caught up in Abby being here.
Speaker 6: Well, we're going to do the usual. We're going to
Speaker 6: kick off the usual way. And is it just me
Speaker 6: each of it?
Speaker 3: Why haven't you? I thought one? But it's a bit deep?
Speaker 1: Is that all right?
Speaker 3: That is love?
Speaker 1: Because mine's a bit loving. Mine's relationship based.
Speaker 3: So it's fine, do you know what.
Speaker 6: I'm actually glad that it's deep because one thing I
Speaker 6: sometimes think our podcast isn't deep enough, and your podcast
Speaker 6: it's a lot.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's very deep.
Speaker 6: They even delve into deep shit there. So I'm glad
Speaker 6: you brought something deep shallow.
Speaker 1: We all need therapists and we just like get to
Speaker 1: a point and then we're.
Speaker 3: Like all avoidant. Actually just means about this. Oh great.
Speaker 6: But we're also later going to update you on all
Speaker 6: the Tinder dates that you and I have been going on,
Speaker 6: because anyone who follows online would have seen we did
Speaker 6: the phone swap setting each other up on Tinder dates,
Speaker 6: so everywhere I'll get that.
Speaker 5: As soon as I get onto TikTok, I see both
Speaker 5: of you.
Speaker 1: I was at the dermatologists the other day and I
Speaker 1: was sitting in the waiting room and someone next to
Speaker 1: me I heard, so.
Speaker 3: I've got over.
Speaker 1: And I walked in and again a skin tag removed,
Speaker 1: and I said, what causes skin tag? She want ob
Speaker 1: city it's my eyeway, it's bone what causes them? Because
Speaker 1: I don't want to happening again overwaitness.
Speaker 3: Alright, you're done serious on my that's fat everywhere else.
Speaker 1: The one place you can't get fat, she calls fat.
Speaker 3: What a beach?
Speaker 1: Yo out to the Green Square Dermatology. That's why I've
Speaker 1: got well looked.
Speaker 6: Thing is it's a special occasion as well. Before we
Speaker 6: get into the show, I've got some some bubbles here, La.
Speaker 1: We want that to.
Speaker 3: Even if you're single like us, you can still have.
Speaker 1: A great years.
Speaker 3: I know I was excluding you.
Speaker 1: From You don't have to show off so nice being coupled.
Speaker 3: That's a huge flax. You know that they actually met
Speaker 3: on Tinder.
Speaker 7: There are.
Speaker 1: Really stalk the elements that the story behind is a
Speaker 1: bit off.
Speaker 3: I like to tell it, please, I want to hear it.
Speaker 1: You don't tell it like it's the beginning of the
Speaker 1: Zodiat Killer film.
Speaker 3: But is well?
Speaker 1: Is it like that that to Tinder.
Speaker 3: K Midge met his boyfriend.
Speaker 6: He found some little thought that he liked on Instagram
Speaker 6: and thought, I'm going to find him.
Speaker 1: I was in the closet, I'll have you know. So
Speaker 1: it was a bit moment for me to reach out
Speaker 1: to another person, another man.
Speaker 6: And so, you know how when you're chatting on Instant,
Speaker 6: it's like is this LinkedIn?
Speaker 3: Are we colleagues? Are we friends?
Speaker 1: What is this?
Speaker 6: So it's like, I'm gonna send a clear sign that
Speaker 6: I'm interested in you romantically by matching you on Tinder.
Speaker 6: I found out what Uni he went to, stalked the
Speaker 6: perimeter of the campus, swiping madly, not while driving, and
Speaker 6: then eventually matched him and now here they are three
Speaker 6: years later. You don't like with the Tinder, You've got
Speaker 6: consent that he was interested in you as well, which
Speaker 6: is nice because if you get on the stalking and
Speaker 6: gone to like a UNI pub and approached him, this
Speaker 6: is like it's a gone girl.
Speaker 1: I did pay ten for the super likes wor always
Speaker 1: with it. Yeah, I had like seven left. I'm like,
Speaker 1: but I don't want seven, I just want the But
Speaker 1: I did chuck a couple of twinks, so I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: why not. He looks nice.
Speaker 6: But that's actually it actually is a nice buffer and
Speaker 6: a safety mechanism for Hayden is his name, that's his name.
Speaker 3: Hayden was safe behind the Tinder walls.
Speaker 6: I agree, yes, it litifies that, like I'm not just
Speaker 6: looking to correct.
Speaker 1: And then this is actually very cute story I have
Speaker 1: told on the podcast. But I'll be quickly have a super.
Speaker 7: Sorry you can't rush with sorry, bubbly and ship sorry
Speaker 7: Jenna al right, happy Valentine single vibes.
Speaker 1: So we matched on Tinder and I we're really happy,
Speaker 1: and then and don't you asked? And it was really sweet,
Speaker 1: and then I was in the closet, so I like nervous.
Speaker 1: So we were talking on Tinder every night, like constantly, constantly, constantly, constantly,
Speaker 1: And then he's like, do you want to because you
Speaker 1: can video chat on Tinder yeah, and I was like, sure,
Speaker 1: let's do it. So then a video calls me, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, my god, my god, and he was like,
Speaker 1: let's sleep together, and I was like, I'm not there,
Speaker 1: I'm not ready. I just want to think about it.
Speaker 1: So then one day I was here at work, right
Speaker 1: and he leaves five minutes from work, but I didn't
Speaker 1: know the suburbs because I live an hour away. And
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, do you want to come over? And
Speaker 1: it was six o'clock and I had a meeting at
Speaker 1: six thirty. I'm not going to make it. I don't
Speaker 1: have time, and he was like, here's my address just
Speaker 1: in case. So I put it in maps. It's two
Speaker 1: minutes away. Two minutes away.
Speaker 3: May as well pop in.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm at his house, so I messaged him and
Speaker 1: I go. I am out the front. He goes, I'm
Speaker 1: coming out. I pull up, He walks out, see each
Speaker 1: other for the first time. I put my window down.
Speaker 1: We have a passionate kiss, tongue kiss, lips tongue, hot kiss,
Speaker 1: and guess what? So we cut Okay, she leaves the
Speaker 1: podcast and a kiss and then I look at him
Speaker 1: and I go, I gotta go, and I drove off.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, right, I remember, I remember the day
Speaker 5: that happened.
Speaker 3: I called Jenna, and when did you penetrate.
Speaker 1: The Night of the Arias? That's how that's how we commemorate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she did it once year. We do it once a
Speaker 1: year when Jess Malboy's presenting. Well, she'll craw On. So
Speaker 1: we got to get ten minutes to do this because
Speaker 1: she'll talk about the album. Oh god, so every night
Speaker 1: of the Arias and when vance Joy wins we finished.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm so proud of you for that. I'm glad
Speaker 3: to a doubt for you. We're still trying, that's all good.
Speaker 3: I'm enjoying and I'm getting myself out there or with
Speaker 3: a bit of gentle encouraging money.
Speaker 1: Yes, we're getting a cut off tonight, which is like,
Speaker 1: send me a best been account. I'm like, that's very nice.
Speaker 3: Anyway, should we get into the show. I think we should.
Speaker 3: Who wants to go first?
Speaker 1: You go first, because I've just spoken I want some
Speaker 1: rose and my heart rates at one hundred and a good.
Speaker 6: Idea, because, oh my god, good idea. I'll go first
Speaker 6: because Abby, you said that yours is a bit deeper.
Speaker 3: White shallow. Let's just work our way up to the
Speaker 3: deep topic.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. When you're reading Mitch with
Speaker 1: the first jo is it just me?
Speaker 3: Can you just not with mustaches? What? I can't? No,
Speaker 3: I can't. I'm not naughty. Just the mo, just that
Speaker 3: bit upper lip, just mo. And how's the hair?
Speaker 1: I don't know?
Speaker 3: It doesn't really matter. I like a long hair with
Speaker 3: a MO. I don't love you know, I hate anything.
Speaker 1: Drops.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, a bald head with a beard too much?
Speaker 1: You love craft beer, I'm sure you do.
Speaker 3: I think it's most nice.
Speaker 6: Nah.
Speaker 3: I have made out with a guy that had the
Speaker 3: mo and it was just tickling. And I don't know why.
Speaker 3: I remember it's my worst time of year. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'll donate, but just don't know.
Speaker 1: I just can't. I can't grow.
Speaker 6: So I get you know what you say, you can't
Speaker 6: grow a mow. But the other day I was doing
Speaker 6: an Instagram live and someone said nice mo, Mitchell, and
Speaker 6: I realized that just my upper lip hair, it must
Speaker 6: be darker or something. Oh my god, this is internal
Speaker 6: grow phobia. I think it's like growing quicker than the West.
Speaker 3: It looks like I've got a mow on purpose.
Speaker 6: But it's just kind of how my face is my
Speaker 6: factually resformed and I hate it because I hate like,
Speaker 6: do you hate yourself? No, It's always been an issue, right.
Speaker 3: I know it's bad.
Speaker 6: I know that you're not meant to be like shallow
Speaker 6: and judge people on their looks. But every time I'm
Speaker 6: on I'm just and I see something with the MO.
Speaker 3: I'm like, sometimes until you click while they're eating you out,
Speaker 3: a bit, more can.
Speaker 1: Add more sin? Yeah, I'm I'm fine with them. I
Speaker 1: don't like it. I don't like to kiss them. Oh
Speaker 1: it's too much. I like smooth. I don't like the hair.
Speaker 1: It's it's not nice.
Speaker 6: But I'm not antim and I'm very torn because part
Speaker 6: of me has been tempted to be like, like, have
Speaker 6: you ever considered shaving your mo?
Speaker 3: You'd be so cute without it? But then I know
Speaker 3: that I get so pissed off when people say the
Speaker 3: same to me. I get out all the time. They're like, oh,
Speaker 3: because I do.
Speaker 6: There is a photo on my Tinder where I've got
Speaker 6: it's me and a dog and it's just a cute
Speaker 6: photo and it was when I had short hair, So
Speaker 6: which one is the currently you? And I had to
Speaker 6: get rid of it because I'm like people kept asking
Speaker 6: and me like, oh, you should go back to short hair.
Speaker 6: You look so much cute now, and I'd be like,
Speaker 6: how dare you ask me to change something about the
Speaker 6: way I express myself?
Speaker 3: And I'm like, here I am being like, ditch the
Speaker 3: fucking CD. It's yuck. I don't like it. I don't
Speaker 3: know snaughty for me, it's naughty. You like a bad boy, though,
Speaker 3: don't you. I like a bad really bad boy if.
Speaker 1: You drive it like like a full like a twink,
Speaker 1: a straight twink, like a real hairless white man like hair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love.
Speaker 3: My favorite in the world on men is like the
Speaker 3: chest and the hair.
Speaker 6: Here when I ride Dick, I look at that, not
Speaker 6: their faces.
Speaker 1: Can we show you our chest hairs?
Speaker 3: Because I want to do mine's very fast, so I
Speaker 3: quite like it. I just like it being in your titties.
Speaker 3: That's kind of what I like. That's a nice amount.
Speaker 3: It's like a it's like a nice like.
Speaker 6: It's like if I was writing you that, baby, I
Speaker 6: thought you'd never ask.
Speaker 1: The top of it like hot from those furry Doctor
Speaker 1: Seuss things.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: The land has always like a tough to mine is.
Speaker 1: I won't pull the top up because then you can
Speaker 1: it's too much. But it's quite a bit. They're not
Speaker 1: on the nipple.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, there's much more than I would have gave.
Speaker 3: I didn't that. I thought you're gonna be bad bone
Speaker 3: baby hair fairy.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna go but I'm going to change
Speaker 1: the stud quote. I've already done my romance. I've got
Speaker 1: something that's bugging me, and this is gonna sit between
Speaker 1: yours your romance. You're you know, sexy one and Abby's
Speaker 1: deep and meaningful. Ygien minds just something that I noticed today.
Speaker 1: Someone said something to me and I need to bring
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 3: Okay, go ready, all right?
Speaker 1: Gyp number two? Is it just me? Have you never
Speaker 1: actually sat down when someone says to you, you're gonna
Speaker 1: want to sit down for this? That's a good one,
Speaker 1: am I. You can tell me I'm not going to
Speaker 1: fall over? Yeah, neither. I have never once fallen. You're
Speaker 1: gonna want to sit down for a second?
Speaker 3: Yeah, keep talking, hand, hang on, what isously? Let's give out?
Speaker 3: What has he ever said that about?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: No, that was an example today My mum called me
Speaker 1: and my men, who I've spoken about many times on
Speaker 1: the podcast. She has been in and out of a home,
Speaker 1: and she's been unwell, and she was really good at Christmas,
Speaker 1: and she's sort of gone a bit downhill, and mom went,
Speaker 1: you're gonna want to see down and I was like,
Speaker 1: she's like, NaN's had a bit of a bit of
Speaker 1: a fall. We think it might be a stroke. Well
Speaker 1: you know, we're taking it to hospital, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 1: But I was like, as sad as that is. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't fall. I didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't have a fall.
Speaker 1: Men was the one who had a fall mum.
Speaker 6: But it makes you worse because you think, what could
Speaker 6: it be? Every bad thing? Just someone say Nana's had
Speaker 6: a stroke.
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't think.
Speaker 6: That's ever actually happened to me more often than more
Speaker 6: often than I am sitting down, So it's like, all right,
Speaker 6: he's ready assumed. I always get the text from Mum
Speaker 6: being like, hi, mate, let me know when you have
Speaker 6: a sex for a call. Usually it's just unsolicited, but
Speaker 6: if it's like bad news, she's like that. She makes
Speaker 6: sure that I'm like, you know, available to it. I'd
Speaker 6: still just call it on the gar. I'm like, I
Speaker 6: met the gym.
Speaker 3: Your dog's dead. Oh cool. I was sitting out for that.
Speaker 1: I don't think there'd be anything that would require me
Speaker 1: to be sitting to hear.
Speaker 3: Like literally nothing.
Speaker 6: But also if the news is so bad that it
Speaker 6: could actually cripple me, I almost want to experience that.
Speaker 6: I actually want to know what it's like to receive
Speaker 6: news so devastating you just.
Speaker 1: Go, oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, imagine, imagine.
Speaker 1: It's like Natasha Belling started incorporating it into the actual
Speaker 1: news bulletin morning. I'm Natasha Belling. You're gonna want to
Speaker 1: sit down for twelve new cases. I like it. That's
Speaker 1: the drama.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you love you coming around to it the smallest things.
Speaker 6: Then you guys were saying, a bridgeton for Abby, Jenny,
Speaker 6: you've both watched Bridges Should I watch it? I had
Speaker 6: to stop watching because I was getting so sad that
Speaker 6: my sex life wasn't that good?
Speaker 3: Is it really want you?
Speaker 1: Babe?
Speaker 6: I was watching I had to mass fight afterwards the
Speaker 6: first sex scene, I was like, I like my vibrator
Speaker 6: was I could like sense I could feel my vibrator upstairs,
Speaker 6: you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like, I was like, I know she's up there. So
Speaker 3: I had to go. I had to come.
Speaker 6: It was honestly, because the tension builds over like, yes,
Speaker 6: eight episodes something, it's.
Speaker 5: Not until the sixth episode that things get But what
Speaker 5: it's like I.
Speaker 1: Burned for you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well did you get a hard on for it?
Speaker 3: And at the time I was in double you've read
Speaker 3: the flogan did you have your bush with.
Speaker 1: You would have used the blonde brick just like from
Speaker 1: the side of the road fingers. You know, you can do.
Speaker 3: Use humpy kohl mattress.
Speaker 1: That would be a silly posted because you get a
Speaker 1: coil in the like, oh my god, So Bridgeton. Isn't
Speaker 1: just because they speak yesteryear like comes on the titters.
Speaker 3: No, because he can't be this is the boy. He
Speaker 3: won't be with her. He's like, I love you so much.
Speaker 3: I was like, Okay, I love you so much.
Speaker 6: But I can't marry you. You know, I love you,
Speaker 6: And it's like, just be with her. Then he finally
Speaker 6: does because he has to. And then and then she's
Speaker 6: a she's like a virgin, she's not masturbating. Is then
Speaker 6: sex is because eighteen thirteen.
Speaker 1: We're a diaphragm.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, it's just unders the course ends, like
Speaker 6: the delicate materials everything.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like Outlander.
Speaker 1: Is there gay?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yes, there's there's gay.
Speaker 1: Yes, he's edited in the first three minutes.
Speaker 3: Yes, five.
Speaker 6: But the hottest guy, the hottest guy, Anthony is gay
Speaker 6: ir l which actually is a bigger win for the
Speaker 6: gays very true because he master him.
Speaker 3: Because he's the absolute fuck boy. But you have to
Speaker 3: watch Bridge, Oh you have to.
Speaker 6: I'm out to episode six because I cannot watch it
Speaker 6: anymore until I get a boyfriend that fucks me.
Speaker 3: Well, I can't do it anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm on. It's a sin. I just so every night.
Speaker 6: Oh god, we need we can't just mention that in
Speaker 6: Path and we need to dedicate a whole episode to
Speaker 6: that show.
Speaker 1: It's a great series for the LGBT.
Speaker 3: That's thine? Is that stand stand Ronald Reagan?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And Reagan? Fuck you? She was a lesbian. I
Speaker 1: think the room was she being Oh my god, that
Speaker 1: was not the didn't like the gays?
Speaker 3: Oh my god. I mean, I mean, I don't say
Speaker 3: who does. We're two games h straight and one straight,
Speaker 3: and I like who likes them? Who likes the LGBT?
Speaker 1: Who does?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: Do you like the gays? Can't stand them? Can you hate?
Speaker 1: Jenna has to be in that life see.
Speaker 6: Jenna's Jenna's Firth husband in one of her past lives
Speaker 6: turned out to be a homicection.
Speaker 5: Talked about it was eighteen thirty three.
Speaker 3: It was a long time.
Speaker 1: Why Jenna likes Bridges because there are. She's like, I
Speaker 1: was never around to see them, but I can watch
Speaker 1: them in the.
Speaker 3: Pot plant was on the other side of the door front.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's calling Netflix.
Speaker 3: No, they didn't. They did pretty well. They didn't play
Speaker 3: pretty well. Did you see Actually they left one of
Speaker 3: the yellow marks in side of the road in posts?
Speaker 1: Oh did they? We don't need the mark that's horse
Speaker 1: and carries I know anyway, all right, Wow, where did
Speaker 1: we start?
Speaker 6: I'm glad that somehow this gem of your circle back
Speaker 6: to sex, because I remember how we were like, it's
Speaker 6: a Valentine's Day show.
Speaker 3: Let's make them.
Speaker 6: All like love related and dating related, and you were like,
Speaker 6: do you never sit.
Speaker 3: Down for bad news?
Speaker 6: Two gems and one is really sexual, I think funny
Speaker 6: and interesting, and one of them is like deep and meaningful.
Speaker 3: She would do both?
Speaker 1: Do both? We have time? What's rush? Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Is anal more intimate thanaginal? Well, in my.
Speaker 1: I've done both.
Speaker 3: Have you which one is more intimate?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean one is this requires preparation and metal
Speaker 1: choices and it's not spontaneous, and then there's anal sex.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense, but yeah, I don't know. It's
Speaker 1: definitely way more interest, it's more delicate, it's.
Speaker 3: More I literally my x y.
Speaker 6: I used to call it emotional wow, and like I
Speaker 6: would cry during anal.
Speaker 3: But like I love you, he's like fucking my ass.
Speaker 3: But in the pussy it would just be like I'm
Speaker 3: your whole fuck me, you know what I mean. I
Speaker 3: found it really interesting.
Speaker 6: I listened to one of your podcast episodes over the
Speaker 6: summer break. You did it best of Combustide You need
Speaker 6: top Up please?
Speaker 3: You did like a compilation of all your how to's.
Speaker 3: There was what was it?
Speaker 6: There was how to suck, dig douche, how to eat pussy,
Speaker 6: there you go, And one of them was talking all
Speaker 6: about your love of anal and I just thought that
Speaker 6: was so refreshing. I've never really heard of female talk
Speaker 6: about that sort of thing.
Speaker 1: I agree that's why people love you. But did you
Speaker 1: Did you enjoy it the first time?
Speaker 3: Yes? Because I prepared properly.
Speaker 6: I went to the den in Brisbane, which is like
Speaker 6: a sextor, and there was a twink working and I said,
Speaker 6: I want to do anal?
Speaker 3: How do I do it?
Speaker 6: And he gave me the whole rundown and he was like,
Speaker 6: you need to.
Speaker 3: To enjoy it, prepare for it.
Speaker 6: Gave me the douche, gave me like a training kid
Speaker 6: was serious about it.
Speaker 3: In the first place.
Speaker 6: I had like a boyfriend of like a year and
Speaker 6: he was like thirty four, and I was like, did
Speaker 6: he suggest.
Speaker 3: It or is it you are already? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think I like, think of my arm I know
Speaker 1: I have autonomy.
Speaker 3: Then okay, I think, I'm sorry. And then he was like,
Speaker 3: he's a training kit.
Speaker 1: The different size plugs yep.
Speaker 3: And then he said and then he was like, makes
Speaker 3: of come without anyone else. So like I had like
Speaker 3: a training I had like a boot camp from this twink.
Speaker 3: And then I did the anals and then and I come,
Speaker 3: like now it's to the point where when I do anal,
Speaker 3: I like have to stop myself from coming because it
Speaker 3: feels so fucking good, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: It's good and you don't even have a pros state,
Speaker 6: because that's one of the perks of being a gay
Speaker 6: man is that that's where the G spot is, the
Speaker 6: male G spoty is at the back door.
Speaker 3: It does make sense, doesn't it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 6: It would be nice to get fucked in the ass
Speaker 6: as a man, but just I think it was like naughty.
Speaker 6: And also you put a butt plug in the asshole,
Speaker 6: your pussy's tighter, and therefore I actually you mentioned the
Speaker 6: butt plug training kit where it's like small, medium, large
Speaker 6: to work your way out. So my mate Mitchell here,
Speaker 6: he's actually deathly a right of receptive.
Speaker 1: No, I know, I'm not afraid.
Speaker 3: It's just the street.
Speaker 1: Street where you are.
Speaker 6: So Mitch has always been like, I'm the giver, not
Speaker 6: the receiver, and I said, no, what you need to
Speaker 6: understand is that as the top, you can actually be
Speaker 6: the giver with the plug in the back door, and
Speaker 6: it actually enhances the giving experience. And so I got
Speaker 6: him the small meeting in large, kid, I haven't actually asked,
Speaker 6: have you used it?
Speaker 1: Baby's first butt? I did? We go to to try
Speaker 1: the little one. It's like it was like a push
Speaker 1: pop size for reference. Yea, and didn't I didn't get there?
Speaker 3: Were you with your partner? No, don't do that. What
Speaker 3: are you worried about?
Speaker 1: I just don't enjoy it.
Speaker 3: You do?
Speaker 6: You literally need to lube it up into Also shoving
Speaker 6: really shoving or were you twisting shoving?
Speaker 3: You were shoving. I know, I can look at eyes.
Speaker 3: Did you twist or shove?
Speaker 1: It probably was more of a delicate shoft.
Speaker 3: Yes, you need to just.
Speaker 6: Yeah and so, and then in further do it on
Speaker 6: my own and then encourage yourself and.
Speaker 1: Bed threads on the back the prostate.
Speaker 3: And try and sit on it so your body weight.
Speaker 3: Don't don't be like doggy style.
Speaker 1: So you want my body weight to put it inside
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 3: You'll never see it again.
Speaker 1: We'll come out my nose.
Speaker 6: Like usually when I get sucked in the ass, I
Speaker 6: start off by being because and I'm in control with
Speaker 6: a real human man.
Speaker 3: I'll set off on top because I'm like that I
Speaker 3: can control it. And then I'm like I couldn't.
Speaker 1: Be on top but of your butt plug. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yahah yeah.
Speaker 6: But what I'm saying is like preparation. I just think
Speaker 6: you'll a whole new world aerial style. Can I ask,
Speaker 6: do you switch between the jay jay and the back
Speaker 6: door or do you just purely enjoy back door nowadays? No,
Speaker 6: so I haven't it ailed for a while, you know
Speaker 6: that off, It's just been a bit of a pause
Speaker 6: to me. But you actually can't switch because if you
Speaker 6: put the pinils in the analys.
Speaker 1: It's like using chicken and beef on the same shopping board.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, it's it's Gordon Ramsey like raw and cooked me.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Like it's like chicken and beef.
Speaker 6: You want to get skydam you get back to your bagonosis,
Speaker 6: so you can't go vagina to anus. You can't go
Speaker 6: and then you so once you start and they have
Speaker 6: to come, and also once I come.
Speaker 3: I like get the fuck out of there.
Speaker 6: Like as soon as I come, I'm like, no more time.
Speaker 6: So I have to hold off and not touch my
Speaker 6: clip because they can even do this.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 1: But do you get so do you make sure the
Speaker 1: guys always gets gets off before you because you know,
Speaker 1: you get disinterested as soon as you finish.
Speaker 6: No, I'll just say you're gonna have to come. When
Speaker 6: I say him coming, you have to come.
Speaker 1: Okay time.
Speaker 6: Do you know what I've decided, mitchell I, because I
Speaker 6: want to get to Abby's deep next week on the show.
Speaker 6: I'm going to set aside time I want to do.
Speaker 6: It's been a while since.
Speaker 3: I've done anjum Top five. I'm gonna do like a top.
Speaker 6: Five Reasons why you should give it a crack because
Speaker 6: it makes me sad. It makes me desperately sad to
Speaker 6: think that there's so many men out there that will
Speaker 6: never experience their own g spot.
Speaker 1: Grow up.
Speaker 3: Give it a go, and I'll tell you why would
Speaker 3: you like to add to the list another reason why? Yeah?
Speaker 6: No, as a as a woman, why should he give
Speaker 6: it a go? Why do you love it?
Speaker 3: It's just a bit naughty, isn't it? And it's fun?
Speaker 6: And also you gay man, we buy man, panman whatever
Speaker 6: whatever we are, we're sucking a man.
Speaker 1: But I know it's there. It's not the chocolate in
Speaker 1: the pantry. It's like, oh no, it's there, But I'll
Speaker 1: just look for a cold night.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, next week tonight, darling, go aout about the
Speaker 3: Night of the Arias.
Speaker 6: Yes, I feel like we don't have time to get
Speaker 6: into the anal thing, but I'm gonna. I'm gonna do
Speaker 6: it next week. It's an jem top five. What is
Speaker 6: your second?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: By the sound effect? Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Is going to therapy and knowing about your attachment issues
Speaker 3: actually making your attachment issues worse?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 6: Wow, it's like, oh they've dug up something I would
Speaker 6: rather have kept very deep with Babe. Everything I do now,
Speaker 6: Like I'll date someone and I'd be like, am I
Speaker 6: pulling back because I don't like them?
Speaker 3: Or I'm pulling back because.
Speaker 6: I have attachment issues? Am I anxious? Or my anxious avoidant?
Speaker 6: Like I try to categorize every action that I do.
Speaker 6: I think, am I being anxious or anxious avoidant? Because
Speaker 6: I'm always been anxious, but lately I'm like, I just
Speaker 6: want to block them if something goes wrong, And I'm like,
Speaker 6: am I turning into anxious avoidant?
Speaker 3: Or is that just normal?
Speaker 1: Do I not like them?
Speaker 3: Or am I pulling away because I can't?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 6: I mean it's very I'm over. I've thought so much
Speaker 6: about attachment issues, So what's anxious avoidant for anyone who's
Speaker 6: not familiar with that? So if you're anxious avoidant, it
Speaker 6: means you're the worst of both worlds, the opposite of
Speaker 6: Miley sarrus Hanna Montana.
Speaker 3: You you are.
Speaker 6: So anxious is like needy Classically needy avoidance is classically
Speaker 6: like me. I guess fuck boys would be like avoidant,
Speaker 6: where it's like you just have a wall up and
Speaker 6: you can't talk about your emotions anxiously, like you love
Speaker 6: people so much, and then when they give you back
Speaker 6: and love you back, You're like, fucking see your cut
Speaker 6: me see?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? That is that is me?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: I won't talk to you after this.
Speaker 3: No, but do you think knowing about it? Because now
Speaker 3: everything I do, like everything I do, I think that's
Speaker 3: very anxious to you. That's very avoidant, that's very and secure.
Speaker 6: Like and then I meet someone and I go, oh,
Speaker 6: versecure and they aren't secure, and I think.
Speaker 3: Oh, but maybe everyone's just a little bit messed up.
Speaker 3: I'm the same.
Speaker 6: I'm like, I identify a really a certain behavior of mine,
Speaker 6: and I'm like, where's my.
Speaker 3: List of problems?
Speaker 6: Okay, which is my autism spectrum disorder? Is it my anxiety?
Speaker 6: Is it my depression? Is it my attention deficit disorder?
Speaker 1: Which just thought?
Speaker 3: Which you see with me?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 5: I try to avoid thinking which category does that fall into?
Speaker 5: That's why?
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 5: Like my therapist is like, make sure you do your
Speaker 5: journals and stuff, and I'm like, no, I really, I
Speaker 5: can't do a journal. I don't want to. I don't
Speaker 5: want to dig into.
Speaker 6: It feels like extra homework. At the end of the day,
Speaker 6: I'm like about to drift off to sleep.
Speaker 3: I'm like, fuck it in journal, yes, yours journal, like
Speaker 3: they try.
Speaker 6: My therapist sometimes said what the fuck Abby, and I
Speaker 6: said sorry, like she's so cool.
Speaker 3: I heard so many stories about Doctorlely. She sounds sick.
Speaker 6: When we when we first posted those videos on TikTok
Speaker 6: kicking off the whole tinder swap thing, you said that
Speaker 6: you have a severe attachment injury.
Speaker 3: What is attachment injury injury?
Speaker 6: Well, like, so my dad left what I was born
Speaker 6: and one time actually and he said, no, wonder your dad.
Speaker 3: Left you and he was born when you were born
Speaker 3: that I said.
Speaker 6: Let's leave it here, and he said no, it's a
Speaker 6: huge red flag that he didn't love you enough to stay.
Speaker 3: And I was like, I was four months but anyway, my.
Speaker 1: Lungs weren't developed a little love. I couldn't roll up
Speaker 1: my own tongue. You can't.
Speaker 6: No, But it means like there's been a big trauma
Speaker 6: in your life, whether it's like abuse, abandonment, one really
Speaker 6: bad relationship, could be anything could be touched with an
Speaker 6: injury which has made you be anxious or avoidant or fearful,
Speaker 6: or like going forward after that particular event. It's an
Speaker 6: injury because it's kind of irrevers the world.
Speaker 3: It's because my dad left. I'm anxious, so I try
Speaker 3: to make everyone happy all the time that I'm with.
Speaker 3: Soul leave me, so I'm like, I will, I will
Speaker 3: put up with things and be like, well, it's almost
Speaker 3: just still around. It's okay.
Speaker 6: Is that just relationships because I know you're a bit
Speaker 6: of a simp or like friends, I'm such a sin
Speaker 6: I know friends friends yeah, also okay, but not as
Speaker 6: much as relationship.
Speaker 1: I feel like you can cut people off right, Like
Speaker 1: I feel like you'd be great at being like out,
Speaker 1: I'm done with you.
Speaker 6: No, I'm grudgeous it all really, people the worst things
Speaker 6: to me, and I.
Speaker 3: Go, okay, yeah, you know what I mean, You're so sweet.
Speaker 3: Abandonment issue vibes.
Speaker 6: Everyone's like she's desperate, sperad I'm just like when I
Speaker 6: like someone, I tell them much. I like them all
Speaker 6: the time, but not even like it was consciously to
Speaker 6: be like stay with me, but also because I want
Speaker 6: them to know, because I would like to know.
Speaker 1: You know, question, do you think your perfect partner is
Speaker 1: out there? Or no? There is someone and you're both
Speaker 1: gonna have to sort of make adjustments to meet in
Speaker 1: the middle and be like, yes, we'll work.
Speaker 3: I think you round up to the one. Yes, Dan Savage.
Speaker 3: Have you heard Dan Savage? He's a podcast. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: you have like a zero point eight, like you find
Speaker 3: your zero point eight.
Speaker 6: I agree with that, And you have a price for
Speaker 6: admission where you're like, I'm willing to sacrifice like mine
Speaker 6: non negotiables. I could sacrifice one of them, and one
Speaker 6: of them is I don't know mustache. Yes, and you go,
Speaker 6: I am mophobic, but you know, I'll let this slide down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so someone is out there, but zero point eight
Speaker 1: I like that. That's cool, which.
Speaker 3: Is there's multiple there's like the range I could accept
Speaker 3: be a zero point seven up, Yeah, so we can.
Speaker 6: You know, we can take some things and can work
Speaker 6: on them. But also, am I just being desperate right now?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Like who the fuck knows? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Then I start grading in my head, like what are
Speaker 3: used to appoint eight seven nk from?
Speaker 7: And like.
Speaker 1: The seventy was close to carry it around everywhere you go?
Speaker 6: Yeah, No, I think I think being hyper aware is
Speaker 6: actually being bad for me. So I'm trying to not.
Speaker 3: Categorize my actions or others actions. But it's hard to know.
Speaker 3: It's hard to know what I'm doing things. Yeah, once
Speaker 3: to them. Also a type of boundaries, like I'm very
Speaker 3: anxious attach I need a lot of reassurance and at
Speaker 3: what such am I being? Was it being needy? And
Speaker 3: what's you being like? Having boundaries?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I know, it's a it's a lot of trial and error,
Speaker 6: I imagine. Yeah, and that's why we go on Tinder
Speaker 6: dates like and do it on National TV.
Speaker 1: Abby, maybe you should try that. You don't need to
Speaker 1: a babe, imagine I'm doing it on the air. Would
Speaker 1: you do it?
Speaker 3: Bachelorette?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you said, you said the other day that bachelorette
Speaker 6: needs to aim for more diversity, and you don't want
Speaker 6: to be another blue eyed blonde. It's been like six
Speaker 6: blue eyed blondes, eight lie blondes about what between five
Speaker 6: four and five seven?
Speaker 1: They're like your strawberry bond though that could be a
Speaker 1: point of difference.
Speaker 3: She looked horrified. Sure, Perry blonde, but orange? How very
Speaker 3: how dare you? Is discussed?
Speaker 6: Sorry, yeah, no, I mean bachelorette. No, we need diversity.
Speaker 6: We need someone who's.
Speaker 3: Either not white or at least like a size fourteen,
Speaker 3: like just something, just something.
Speaker 5: Well, Paul, you were saying how she would love to
Speaker 5: and I would love to see her do it perfect
Speaker 5: titty flirt.
Speaker 3: Oh I love.
Speaker 1: Petty Fly Flip.
Speaker 3: She's brilliant and she's you know, she's not twenty five.
Speaker 1: She's a real housewife for those of the international, and
Speaker 1: she has personality in space and she's also she'd be
Speaker 1: like no, like she'd be like not interested, Like she
Speaker 1: would be so rude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she'd be so rude.
Speaker 6: Petty Flow or Paulinie for bachelorettelorette.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and ab Que in the Jungle. That's polite of you.
Speaker 3: I want to do it. But here's some other people
Speaker 3: that might be interesting die public dating. Honestly, I will
Speaker 3: not ever admit to dating some one and time move
Speaker 3: in with them from now on.
Speaker 1: Fair, I can't.
Speaker 3: Well the interests of keeping our dating lives private.
Speaker 6: Let's talk about our tinderst Hay like good segue?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Addy Chatfield? Welcome to the Dismay. Thanks for filling in
Speaker 3: for the other Mitch today.
Speaker 6: As you guys know, I've listened to many podcasts in
Speaker 6: my time, including Not My cup of tea.
Speaker 3: Our old show show. Yeah, the other Mitch doesn't like
Speaker 3: the old show being brought up.
Speaker 6: It's like he's like this scorned x Oh that's so upsetting.
Speaker 6: I mean to be fair, I listened to that and
Speaker 6: not your other shows. Maybe that was a better show.
Speaker 6: I don't want to say anything, but maybe.
Speaker 1: You fucking turncoat that Mitred get up fit by that.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. I love you, thank you now.
Speaker 1: The show is fine, but I mean I got canceled
Speaker 1: for a reason. Let's go to the reviews. Let's go
Speaker 1: to ma May fan leaves a review constantly laughing, they say,
Speaker 1: which sounds like a fucking hell to me. This is
Speaker 1: my favorite podcast. I started listening in twenty nine, and
Speaker 1: I've spent the holiday period listening from the beginning.
Speaker 6: Wait, episode twenty nine, that's when Abby filled in.
Speaker 3: When you were away.
Speaker 1: God, you got a good memory.
Speaker 6: So they started listening when you were on last time,
Speaker 6: and now here you are again.
Speaker 3: So really, just thank me.
Speaker 1: Yeah you got them in, but we kept them so
Speaker 1: tim effort, Regen, We'll send you out a prize. Well done.
Speaker 3: Well yeah with it all the way through to fifty.
Speaker 1: Five A G one five six D I think I've
Speaker 1: got that canon camera absolute legends. His podcast is the
Speaker 1: best way to help pass the time in my year
Speaker 1: twelve math class. Love listening to you guys every week
Speaker 1: and your is it just me segments always give me
Speaker 1: really good topics to give people. We're having a dull convo.
Speaker 3: That's one for today, Missus Smith. Just a quick question.
Speaker 1: What's your relationship like with your prostate.
Speaker 6: It's interesting that they are saying that they can listen
Speaker 6: during a math class.
Speaker 3: I dropped math before year twelve.
Speaker 1: Drop kids. These ages impressed me.
Speaker 3: I was really good at maths.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say anything.
Speaker 3: What did you pop economics? I wasn't financial analysts before this?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, right today? What about English? Did were you
Speaker 3: good at that?
Speaker 2: Ye?
Speaker 1: What was your creative writing like? Because mine was always
Speaker 1: very ridiculous, very bad.
Speaker 3: I would always do essays instead, like persuasive debates. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: did you know?
Speaker 1: You know what? I think it just cleared. I think
Speaker 1: we would have been best high school friends and maybe
Speaker 1: been in love in U ten, But then I would
Speaker 1: have been okay, and I love.
Speaker 6: No matter what you would have come out to you
Speaker 6: any poor thing, I would have gone, no, I'm so
Speaker 6: glad he's found himself.
Speaker 3: Oh that's exactly what.
Speaker 1: Were you a school leader in any capacity?
Speaker 3: I know?
Speaker 1: Okay, I wasn't excited.
Speaker 6: Three jobs in grade twelve, so I didn't I wasn't
Speaker 6: involved in school. Everyone else was like rich and like
Speaker 6: went like away for holidays, and I was like working
Speaker 6: the ice cream shops multiple cold rock or speaking of
Speaker 6: your past lives, so time, last time, last all.
Speaker 3: Yes, actually, last.
Speaker 6: Time you were on ABBA, you revealed your hidden talent
Speaker 6: to us. I suppose you're kind of a psychic, but
Speaker 6: rather than predicting the future, you're able to envision people's
Speaker 6: path I've got a bit of a grab. One thing
Speaker 6: you should know about our Jenny here is that she
Speaker 6: has actually lived multiple lives. She was alive in the
Speaker 6: seventeen hundred, so she's all about history. She was there
Speaker 6: for all of it.
Speaker 3: Yes, Oh we looks excited. Okay, this is twisted.
Speaker 6: I had this thing, this weird thing where everyone that
Speaker 6: I meet, everyone that I I will imagine them in
Speaker 6: the eighteenth century. Really, everyone that I see, I'll imagine
Speaker 6: what they would have been. And I believe it's because
Speaker 6: I had a past life in the eighteenth century. I
Speaker 6: give people fullback stories. My best friend was a French aristocrat,
Speaker 6: but she was she was bougie, but she wasn't like
Speaker 6: so she got made fun of because she was like
Speaker 6: kind of povo. Where where did you live in the
Speaker 6: seventeen hundreds, I'm gonna go, were you in English?
Speaker 3: Used to like an English? Yeah? You were English?
Speaker 5: The countryside?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, I was gonna say northern. You were Northern in
Speaker 3: like a weird little castle. Yeah, Northern in a castle? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: So I'm not gonna lie, guys. I think I think
Speaker 3: Mitchell was a bit of a cunt. That's true.
Speaker 2: He was.
Speaker 3: Something's never changed, babe.
Speaker 2: You know me.
Speaker 6: I think it's actually just the hair that you have
Speaker 6: in right now, babe, Oh you look.
Speaker 3: Quite George Washington, I know what you mean. Now, I'm
Speaker 3: with you, Okay.
Speaker 6: People like an American Southerner, an American Southern in the
Speaker 6: seventeen hundreds.
Speaker 3: Therefore, it confuses my vibes. What about our Prime Minister Marrison?
Speaker 3: Does he have a backstory in your mind?
Speaker 6: I think Schoma, I think he was a Scottish pig farmer,
Speaker 6: and I think I think he really enjoyed his time
Speaker 6: on the farm. But he was an outcast in society,
Speaker 6: and that's why in his life now he's trying to
Speaker 6: be a public figure, because he was a lonesome pig
Speaker 6: farmer previously. Yes, I don't know if I'm a psychic
Speaker 6: or what is it?
Speaker 3: A psychic ability?
Speaker 6: When you're not predicting the future, you're like forecasting the
Speaker 6: past when no one could prove you wrong. Okay, that
Speaker 6: stopped coming for me. The talent at the very least interesting. Yes,
Speaker 6: that talent was revealed back in episode twenty nine. Mitchell
Speaker 6: wasn't here.
Speaker 3: Now that you're.
Speaker 6: Both in the same room, would you like to let
Speaker 6: us know what do you think Mitchell's past life was.
Speaker 1: I've got some psychic music for you.
Speaker 3: Ireland eighteen forty one. What's he wearing? Pantaloons and the blouse?
Speaker 3: Mitch walks out, here's a scroll in his hands of
Speaker 3: the cinnamon he is. I don't interrupt the process. He's
Speaker 3: the town crier. Hey, yay.
Speaker 1: King God.
Speaker 6: Was oh God, that came entering the office every day.
Speaker 3: It was so loud, the town crier.
Speaker 5: So it was you.
Speaker 3: You did announce my father's dead.
Speaker 1: Remember it like it was yesterday, William Dear.
Speaker 3: I actually to be fair, I was kind of cheating
Speaker 3: on that one. It was a new podcast at that
Speaker 3: day called Jobs Elite, and it was about jobs, jobs
Speaker 3: that had been like that anymore. And one was a
Speaker 3: town crier and you know they were actually a lot
Speaker 3: of them were blind. Yep, they were blind.
Speaker 6: Why because it was it was like that. It was
Speaker 6: like their form of like the doll. Like they were like,
Speaker 6: you can't do much work because.
Speaker 3: It's eighteen forty one center. Yeah, and they're like, so
Speaker 3: you've be the time crier. It's not nice of them.
Speaker 1: So the town cry is like the king is coming
Speaker 1: three days.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he texts the array, the milk flu is back,
Speaker 3: yeah yeah yeah, and that's you pendulums and all. I
Speaker 3: can absolutely picture it. I'm not going to question that. Wowed.
Speaker 3: So why Okay I could be a town crier? Okay,
Speaker 3: how could you be a town cry? Jenna? Give it
Speaker 3: your rend. You know I was never there's a bell
Speaker 3: over there, grab it. The fuck just happened. So how
Speaker 3: you come, Jenner? You don't know the history? Wow, you
Speaker 3: weren't there, o, my god, but you two were in
Speaker 3: there's some resentment I've just reminded you or something that
Speaker 3: was a passife.
Speaker 1: Your dad didn't deserve to die.
Speaker 3: No he didn't, but you announced it. And that's what
Speaker 3: that's what the term don't you the messenger comes from? Why?
Speaker 6: Because you would shoot the town crier if they would
Speaker 6: say talking about or that they killed the town crier. O, babe,
Speaker 6: I don't like how foss you are the sound.
Speaker 1: Of a long time.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you've been for too long.
Speaker 1: No, we haven't. We been before three seasons.
Speaker 3: This is the third season.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 6: One other thing that I wanted to double check with
Speaker 6: you as a follower to the last time you were here.
Speaker 6: I remember, I've got this running list of things better
Speaker 6: than drugs and dick, right every guest and.
Speaker 3: I get them to add to it.
Speaker 6: And last time you literally was like, I can't think
Speaker 6: of anything better than drugs and dick. A right, you
Speaker 6: get back to me, and you never did, so can
Speaker 6: you I feel like you've had some time in the jungle.
Speaker 6: You've learned to appreciate the small things in life. Can
Speaker 6: you think of anything better than drugs and dick?
Speaker 3: Is it drugs and dick together as drugs and dick
Speaker 3: separately separately? So drugs and or dick?
Speaker 6: This is the list so far, we've got a wheat
Speaker 6: bag fresh out of the microwave, taking socks off in
Speaker 6: bed that was more Goan to marry from Oh Dear,
Speaker 6: melted cheese that was Tony Lodge, and then we've got
Speaker 6: Abby Chatfield chose not to contribute.
Speaker 1: You're disgusting, Like, what if we do with added sam?
Speaker 1: Give us some better, better options?
Speaker 3: A wide street.
Speaker 6: Sydney sheets, Fresh sheets is on there, a good book smell,
Speaker 6: a really good quality fruit cutting knife to slice through.
Speaker 1: The bars of these pairing knife scampaan lebond.
Speaker 3: Is it like hyperbole because it doesn't feel like those
Speaker 3: things are better than drugs? And dick Okay, she's still
Speaker 3: not going to get.
Speaker 6: Really, I mean, what about it's like appreciating the small
Speaker 6: things in life, like a bit of mindfulness?
Speaker 3: About that is dress's drugs? What about a fresh But
Speaker 3: you know what, that's not drugs? That that's going on
Speaker 3: the list boring. I don't like that. But one, it's
Speaker 3: not very smart or witty of me. What's better than drugs?
Speaker 3: And guys, I'm gonna have to come back again. What
Speaker 3: do you do on like a self care day? What's
Speaker 3: your like? I'll just do something really quaint and wholesome
Speaker 3: to enjoy myself. Okay, you know what this for me?
Speaker 3: It's better than drugs and dick go on together, yeah combined.
Speaker 6: Okay, when you get a pedicure and you have the
Speaker 6: beginnings of an inger and toenail and they cut it out.
Speaker 1: And they because I have pulled down the cravats and
Speaker 1: the like.
Speaker 3: I got a petticutre today and I watched them give
Speaker 3: it a look lovely.
Speaker 1: That's beautiful. I know the feeling it's added.
Speaker 3: That's a good one. Consider it added to the Lord
Speaker 3: contribution MDM.
Speaker 1: Though, we need to discuss your outstanding work as Tinder
Speaker 1: What are you?
Speaker 3: Tinder bird, Tinderellas?
Speaker 1: Oh I like that? Yes?
Speaker 3: No, god no, what is what's going on there?
Speaker 1: Because I see the people message me goes, is this
Speaker 1: your friend, Mitch? I've just started saying no.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Look for those who are in the loop.
Speaker 6: Abby and I agreed to do this phone swap thing
Speaker 6: where we would set each other up on blind dates.
Speaker 6: There were three of them. If you head to our
Speaker 6: tiktoks you'll see all three dates they were filmed, which
Speaker 6: is new territory for me. Abby's on the Bachelor, She's bloody.
Speaker 6: She's had her dates filmed. I've never had that happen before.
Speaker 6: And so the whole idea was just to kind of have.
Speaker 3: A friend giving you a bit of a push.
Speaker 6: Outside your comfort zone, because my idea of a date
Speaker 6: is very boring. Let's go to a restaurant, Let's go
Speaker 6: to a bar, very plain, Jane. So we were like, okay,
Speaker 6: let's see some out there things. Swapping tinders. I gave
Speaker 6: her the best experiences ever. Mind you jin tasting going
Speaker 6: to the setting her up with a woman for the
Speaker 6: first time actuable is very fund nice.
Speaker 3: What did I get? I got a match here? You
Speaker 3: got Mitch your content? I did?
Speaker 1: I did?
Speaker 3: I did get content. Everything is content.
Speaker 6: And so I wanted to check in while you were
Speaker 6: here and just be like, Okay, where are we at
Speaker 6: looking back on the whole thing, all these dates, all
Speaker 6: this tinder swapping later, what are we feeling?
Speaker 3: Did you get any bites with the guys? I got
Speaker 3: a bite. I had Carlo, the damaged one that I
Speaker 3: liked the most. Does love a damaged boy?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Damaged? A tall, damaged boy that just can't commit? Just
Speaker 3: so what makes them damaged?
Speaker 6: By the way he actually isn't. He's like super secure
Speaker 6: and weird. He's just he's just very like emotional, which
Speaker 6: is nice.
Speaker 3: Wipe left, Okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: He brought with him some berries and chocolate with a
Speaker 6: cold pack in.
Speaker 1: The bag, and he were like, they're going to be friends.
Speaker 6: Well yeah, yeah, I mean I was like, I wish
Speaker 6: you'd come with like a cigarette, and like you didn't.
Speaker 3: Look at me when we spoke.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nice to me.
Speaker 3: But it was nice. I mean, Carlo was nice.
Speaker 6: We went r motel afterwards, Motel Nottel.
Speaker 3: Are you okay with the word mo.
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: No, So it was It was fun. But I haven't
Speaker 3: seen him again.
Speaker 6: You know, we're still single, we're still looking. But I
Speaker 6: like the dates because you've got some experiences. We started
Speaker 6: the year right. Some may say, do you know what
Speaker 6: That's actually the biggest thing for me because I've always
Speaker 6: been a little bit clingy, right where as soon as
Speaker 6: I meet someone or like start talking to them on Tinder,
Speaker 6: I like start picturing our wedding and like our future.
Speaker 1: Together, happily introducing them to me.
Speaker 6: Am I supposed to what about? Absolutely, Jenny, you're the
Speaker 6: flower girl the wedding that I picture.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, no, we already agreed on girl, we agreed
Speaker 5: on this.
Speaker 1: Do you would have dried bones be sprinkling them on
Speaker 1: the ground, yes, plan, I'm already sourcing the bones anyway.
Speaker 6: I've always been the type that when I go on
Speaker 6: a date, I'm like, oh, I I'm only going to
Speaker 6: date them if they're like a partner.
Speaker 3: Know I'm trying to find a husband.
Speaker 6: Yes, But I think the biggest takeaway from this whole
Speaker 6: phone swap thing setting each other up on Tinder dates
Speaker 6: was that it is actually okay to meet up with someone.
Speaker 6: It may or may not lead to something, you know,
Speaker 6: like you could be a Tinder success story like you
Speaker 6: and Hayden, or you could never see each other again,
Speaker 6: and it's still not a waste of time because you've
Speaker 6: got like a good experience out of it.
Speaker 3: So it's like a win win for.
Speaker 1: Someone who hasn't been on Tinder in a while, like
Speaker 1: going three going on three years, I'm like, oh, if
Speaker 1: I was single, I would use Tinder like I actually
Speaker 1: would use Tinder.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, because it's it's not about hook up, it's
Speaker 3: about experiences. Am I ever going to forget the tennis date?
Speaker 2: No? There?
Speaker 3: And I was sorry, I'm so sorry, jolly no.
Speaker 5: But at least now you've got a story, a funny story, tennis.
Speaker 1: And eighty thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: A good experience.
Speaker 6: I love that, or coward we get whenever they don't
Speaker 6: cut this out anyway, I think that's what I'm looking
Speaker 6: forward to twenty one. It's more experience. There's less expectation.
Speaker 6: I don't have to I don't have to marry the guy.
Speaker 6: I can just have fun, you know, no. But also
Speaker 6: I feel like go on dates, you can find out
Speaker 6: what you do and don't want. Like I realized Dr
Speaker 6: Matt was so lovely, and I was like, I want elements,
Speaker 6: Dr Matt, that would be great.
Speaker 3: There are men out there.
Speaker 6: And women women assumed a good men assumed about so
Speaker 6: to me in my head. So they're obviously amazing am
Speaker 6: out there for me, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but men are terrible until proven otherwise.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: And there are some nice men question Mark. Yeah, And
Speaker 3: it's like they were nice.
Speaker 6: Yeah they might have been for you, but they were nice, yeah, cool, funny,
Speaker 6: and you talk to them, whereas I kind of assume
Speaker 6: everyone sucks for me and my friends.
Speaker 1: What was unexpected? Like what did you go? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: I would never have normally that match with this person
Speaker 1: on Tinder, but here we are, and I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: I liked all my dates.
Speaker 3: I liked having a virtue date with Cash the girl. Okay,
Speaker 3: I've never had a girl date before. I've slept with girls.
Speaker 3: I never had like a girl dates. Oh but no worries,
Speaker 3: Ken do that down tick?
Speaker 6: I mean, you know, being I know, I know, I
Speaker 6: can never tell if I like girls because I like
Speaker 6: them as people, because I like them like them thoughts, how.
Speaker 1: Do you well?
Speaker 6: I'm saying like I, as a general rule much prefer
Speaker 6: women as a species.
Speaker 3: I just don't want to read them. It's really tricky,
Speaker 3: Like I just they're so much better.
Speaker 6: They're so much better, much better, so much better. See,
Speaker 6: I'm the same, I prefer women. But the thing is
Speaker 6: I like all of them. Yeah, but I'm like, I
Speaker 6: love I have a lot of female friends, and I'm like,
Speaker 6: I would never sleep my female friends.
Speaker 3: So how do I know the difference and girls?
Speaker 6: I've said, but I've just slept with them, And I'm like,
Speaker 6: you're really hot, seer, Yeah.
Speaker 1: What about you? We heard about your favorite dates? What
Speaker 1: about your least favorites? And not like looks wise but
Speaker 1: like vibe and personality and maybe not clicking.
Speaker 6: The virtual date was good for the fact that I
Speaker 6: could have like a ring light and look really pretty,
Speaker 6: which I can't do it like a bar or whatever.
Speaker 6: The guy you set me up with, oh my god,
Speaker 6: I know the opposite attract, but we did not attract.
Speaker 3: We couldn't be more opposite.
Speaker 1: Which one?
Speaker 6: Did you see the video with James? The one that
Speaker 6: was like, my favorite food is anchovies? I was like,
Speaker 6: and he didn't know who Shania Twain was.
Speaker 3: That's not well.
Speaker 6: And all my days were wonderful, Like I loved all
Speaker 6: my dates. Did you really well? I tried my hardest,
Speaker 6: but no, I I it's really good. So I'm like,
Speaker 6: it's not very interesting that to say.
Speaker 3: Though, is it?
Speaker 6: He was lovely, don't get me wrong, but we just
Speaker 6: I literally didn't know what to talk to him about,
Speaker 6: and I think he was the same.
Speaker 3: We just had no idea what to talk about. We
Speaker 3: had nothing in common at all. That's so bad. Sa
Speaker 3: Twain would have been exactly bad one.
Speaker 6: Yeah, if if everything worked out well, what were we
Speaker 6: going to play at our wedding? I already have picked
Speaker 6: the Shania Twain song I'm playing at my wedding like
Speaker 6: this has no saying it. From this moment on.
Speaker 1: Get out, you showed me, You show me you're still
Speaker 1: the one that's now my.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a good one. That's an anniversary song for
Speaker 6: after you've been married. That's it's beautiful.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 6: Mine was probably I mean Dr Matt, I love damn.
Speaker 6: He was amazing.
Speaker 3: He's a high in the low right circling back am
Speaker 3: I says with him? Which one wasn't?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I really liked him.
Speaker 6: He was it was like perfect on paper vibes fine,
Speaker 6: but I was like, I don't know, babe, Like I
Speaker 6: don't think he was like forceful enough or broken enough.
Speaker 3: He seemed so put together.
Speaker 2: That's not.
Speaker 3: No, nothing to fix. What am I gonna do on
Speaker 3: the weekends cushion project where it was nice to go
Speaker 3: out there? I think more dates? You're you gonna keep swiping? Yes?
Speaker 3: Actually definitely.
Speaker 6: Can I just say sorry, this is not even this
Speaker 6: is not even part of the whole brand deal thing.
Speaker 3: I've got Tinder? What is it? Is it? Tinder? No,
Speaker 3: the one above that Tinder Gold. You can see your matches?
Speaker 6: Yes, so it gives you really, let me double check
Speaker 6: what the actual.
Speaker 3: Through people that already swiped for you, so you know,
Speaker 3: guaranteed a rejection.
Speaker 6: So you know when you're normally, when you're on tind
Speaker 6: normally you're just swipe through and it's like, oh yeah.
Speaker 3: Is it are they gonna swipe back?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Let down? They didn't swipe back, So I'm the premium one.
Speaker 3: I think it's called.
Speaker 6: And it's literally giving you a list of people that
Speaker 6: have already swiped ry, So it's like a guarantee.
Speaker 3: It's like a menu, what do I have tonight?
Speaker 5: You? And then I'm already don't you don't see the
Speaker 5: people who've rejected? No, no, no, I'm glad. I'm glad.
Speaker 3: So true.
Speaker 6: Well, guys, I love the Tinder goal that's called sorry
Speaker 6: to stubble checked like Abba Abba goals.
Speaker 1: Full circle. This is a podcast.
Speaker 3: Podcast.
Speaker 6: If you haven't seen the Tinder dates we went on
Speaker 6: head to mine and Abby's TikTok accounts, all three dates
Speaker 6: are there. They were filmed, they were broadcasts on display
Speaker 6: publicly right and so anyone that listens to this podcast,
Speaker 6: they know that I don't like to get out much.
Speaker 6: So if I can do it, you can do it.
Speaker 6: If you haven't gotten amongst the tinder thing.
Speaker 3: Yet give it a crack. What have you got to lose? Guys?
Speaker 3: I mean I've been rerected to three times on TV
Speaker 3: and I keep going. I keep it going.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to two What is this fifty
Speaker 1: guys season? Guys, leave us a review on Apple Podcasts
Speaker 1: where you can facebook everyone we read out will get
Speaker 1: something and Mitch and I and Jenna over the break.
Speaker 1: Merch is being discussed.
Speaker 3: So Mars coming. Do you need merch people?
Speaker 1: No, I think we've I think there might be best
Speaker 1: are on the way. They did not have enough like
Speaker 1: in the country to get Rash best for our listeners.
Speaker 1: We couldn't do the ra No, we don't know yet TBC.
Speaker 3: Another reminder, guys, Merch March is on the way.
Speaker 1: Merch March is coming. Abby, it was a pleasure. Congratulations
Speaker 1: again on the Jungle you're a superstar celebrity endorsement.
Speaker 3: Hi, I'm Abby Chatfield and I can't wait for Merch March.
Speaker 3: Merch March and also can you mention the Rash shirt?
Speaker 3: Don't please don't. I can't wait for some Rash shirts
Speaker 3: during wait so Hia, this was a challenge on the
Speaker 3: Jungle I sent home.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 3: It starts so strong, though, Hi, what what would you say?
Speaker 1: You want to say?
Speaker 3: I'm I'm excited for merch March.
Speaker 6: The rash shirt specifically, do.
Speaker 1: You want the fading or do you want me a brown? Okay, Brad,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hi, I have a check Field.
Speaker 3: Hi, I'm Abby Chatfield and I'm so excited for merch
Speaker 3: mark Is it just me? I'm so excited specifically about
Speaker 3: the rush shirts.
Speaker 1: Have a great day, guys.
Speaker 3: Again, It's Abby Chatfield, Queen the Jungle.
Speaker 1: I was crying.
Speaker 3: She was Okay, brilliant My producer podcast would go. Now
Speaker 3: try it like this, Abby Chatfield, and I'm excited. Imagine
Speaker 3: having a producer on a podcast.
Speaker 1: That be I know, a lousy groundskeeper.
Speaker 3: I'll never know.
Speaker 1: And iHeart Radio Exclusive. We're not a producer, it's just
Speaker 1: us right.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Thanks for coming in town.
Speaker 5: I'm always left down.
Speaker 3: You went for these boys. I'm sorry, so I'm always
Speaker 3: left out?
Speaker 1: Abby? Where can people follow you? Aby Chatfield on alsoci?
Speaker 3: Abby Chatfield, I'm also shadowed band, so really search for me,
Speaker 3: really find me, and it's a lot pot tag me.
Speaker 6: Go to the Boys podcast Instagram and then.
Speaker 3: Go to Jenner's Instagram and General have diaged me.
Speaker 6: You give me a ship and then you can go
Speaker 6: from there to my Instagram or my podcast.
Speaker 3: It's not labby Chatfield. I'm not gonna get on so.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, we would we would be there with
Speaker 6: bell over. Are we deep enough for your podcast?
Speaker 1: Though I wanted to to?
Speaker 6: Twenty twenty one is fine for me. I said, reindeer, pooh,
Speaker 6: pood a reindeer.
Speaker 1: So you're naughty.
Speaker 3: Problems Mitchell's shouting someone's cock. You have to go listen.
Speaker 3: Involves a sink. I put the pill in the sink.
Speaker 3: Pooh babe, listen, I put an I poo. There was
Speaker 3: a little pood came out up with the comp and
Speaker 3: I panicked, so I ran to the sink from the
Speaker 3: sink on the toilet and it was and it looked
Speaker 3: like a grape okay because we had a cheeseball ever
Speaker 3: service before.
Speaker 7: It was.
Speaker 1: Oh, I just thought it was a bad joke. But
Speaker 1: that's a really and you didn't hear that. It's a
Speaker 1: lot true to its name, Abby Chatfield. We love you,
Speaker 1: thinking are coming on.
Speaker 3: I love you with your chemist. We love it hard.
Speaker 1: We will see you guys next week.
Speaker 3: Love all right, catch you then, but bye?
Speaker 7: Yeah, it just don't forget to subscribe and leave a
Speaker 7: review on your podcast app.
Speaker 1: Or follow on Spotify.
Speaker 3: Welcome to add brief.
Speaker 6: This is the secret segment on This is a secret
Speaker 6: segment on the end. I should say this is so
Speaker 6: secret in fact, that Abby doesn't even know. I didn't
Speaker 6: let her on last time either.
Speaker 1: It's probably right.
Speaker 6: Last time she filled in on the show, she didn't
Speaker 6: stick around for ad debris.
Speaker 1: Anyone else feel like they have just had a minor stroke.
Speaker 3: It's that's very plausible for you, so be careful.
Speaker 1: Let's take a deep breath.
Speaker 3: It's a lot.
Speaker 1: It's a lot. What do you mean, just that whole experience.
Speaker 3: That's how I feel working with you every week.
Speaker 1: That's not fair.
Speaker 6: God, I thought we had these understanding that sometimes we
Speaker 6: make jokes at each other's expense.
Speaker 3: Don't get it all lot fat.
Speaker 1: I'm fragile.
Speaker 3: Fragile.
Speaker 1: Can't even press the buttons.
Speaker 3: I'm a bit right.
Speaker 1: See what my finger does. That's from the Christmas Hello.
Speaker 1: See I can't function.
Speaker 6: Every time you complimented your sound effects, I'd kick your
Speaker 6: under the desk, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: And light them, didn't She I had a lot ready
Speaker 1: to go. That's because you know, a new season. I'm
Speaker 1: geared up, I'm ready to go. The ap pause was there?
Speaker 1: That's not men who you know what I hate about
Speaker 1: a pauses like this? Ready? One person whistling.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's just jealous. I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I can do a good whistle. Go on it, announce something.
Speaker 1: Pretend we're at the AFL.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I don't know what to say at the AFL.
Speaker 1: You're at a concert. No concept?
Speaker 3: Who announces something?
Speaker 1: And a kick?
Speaker 3: And she kind of arrives on stage thinking her right, you're.
Speaker 1: An ANSAC doorn service. You wouldn't whistle. And now, Graham
Speaker 1: Wilson from the third Battalion, you dirty dog.
Speaker 3: That was like a good whistle, though yet very wet.
Speaker 1: Now so I'm doing the two fingers in the two
Speaker 1: sides of the mouth ready from my water a polo days.
Speaker 1: I mentioned them last week. Yeah, it's a it's a talent.
Speaker 1: Then I can do the you know the Okay, you.
Speaker 3: Don't have to gag. She was like deep throat in
Speaker 3: the mark. She go, actually take off the back of
Speaker 3: my throat, Jenny, your.
Speaker 1: Nails are in the way. It's She's bleeding, she's cut
Speaker 1: her gums. You know the A Okay, they like the
Speaker 1: symbol for I'm all good.
Speaker 3: Like the Italian like chef.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can do that one.
Speaker 3: Can you do the like when you're you're getting a dog?
Speaker 1: I Also we've discussed is how good of a whistle?
Speaker 2: I am? In?
Speaker 1: Naturally right?
Speaker 3: Honestly, we have never discussed that I learned something new
Speaker 3: every day.
Speaker 1: This is a talent that I've got. Give me a
Speaker 1: song now, one that i'll know.
Speaker 3: With memory from cat No, no, no.
Speaker 1: Okay, now you've done. I want a new song. I
Speaker 1: want a new song.
Speaker 3: Okay, poker face, hold on, hold on? You do the melody?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: What can we do?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: What film we can do? Where do you had that stroke?
Speaker 1: Why are you always in the mood?
Speaker 3: And how the fuck am I pressing?
Speaker 1: It's all a good thicker, it's big.
Speaker 3: What about this?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll do that.
Speaker 4: I'll do okay, Okay, what the fuck is get?
Speaker 3: You missed the Lime? What about the bit at the end?
Speaker 1: Give you pop song? This is my challenge.
Speaker 3: Sorry, that's pretty pop ra that's not What about fair release?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: What's the song we can do out?
Speaker 1: I give this one too? Ready?
Speaker 6: What about what about? What about shallow? I'm trying to
Speaker 6: think of a song with a good.
Speaker 1: Vibrata.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you do the gaga bed, I have to do
Speaker 3: my shirt.
Speaker 6: Fuck that we're doing this, okay. I don't know how
Speaker 6: to harmonize that because you keep going out of key.
Speaker 1: I'm fucking whistling among the big band. I'm trying to find.
Speaker 3: Wrong. I'm trying to find a song that we can
Speaker 3: harmonize to.
Speaker 1: We don't have the time.
Speaker 3: Thisse we do.
Speaker 1: I'm on air in three minutes.
Speaker 3: No you're not. You can't with lockout.
Speaker 1: Let's carmonize this.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 3: I get rid of that.
Speaker 1: Well, we don't have the time. I'm telling you I
Speaker 1: might have to wrap the show. What's he looking for
Speaker 1: the key?
Speaker 3: I googled the key. I google songs with good harmonies,
Speaker 3: the key.
Speaker 1: Fifth harmony. I don't know.
Speaker 6: This would be great if if I had confidence that
Speaker 6: you knew the song. But how great would we be
Speaker 6: to whistle the harmonies to Endless Love by Diana Ross
Speaker 6: and Lionel Richie.
Speaker 1: I do like that song. I can't hit the note?
Speaker 3: Yeah I know it.
Speaker 1: Mother, Can you give me a go? That's off?
Speaker 3: I think you'll find that was perfect.
Speaker 6: Actually, do you pick a note and just hold it be?
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter what it is.
Speaker 1: Just go.
Speaker 3: There we go. That's all I wanted.
Speaker 1: We go like a par alarm. But thank you guys,
Speaker 1: I appreciate it.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to prove that we could harmonize something.
Speaker 1: It's like one of those mosquito coils.
Speaker 6: Why is it that I can't find any songs that have
Speaker 6: good harmonies in it? Like I just google all the
Speaker 6: best harmonies, the best duets, and they all suck bullshit,
Speaker 6: untouched by the vronicas and on get rid of the
Speaker 6: back of music's concuse me, that'll do?
Speaker 1: Now wrap this shitiful see next week everyone.
Speaker 3: Happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Happy chat Phil for coming on. We'll see
Speaker 1: you next week for episode three. I need to stop
Speaker 1: saying three because I feel like we just started again.
Speaker 3: No, we haven't started again.
Speaker 1: Get out to what will next week be? Fifty eight?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: You have the only first that I know that just
Speaker 6: confidently guesses things when you don't know what's his name again, Glenn,
Speaker 6: though it's Dray If you don't notice confidently gains It's
Speaker 6: fifty six next week, and I'm gonna be doing.
Speaker 3: The Top five reasons that you should consider butt play.
Speaker 6: Yeah, receptive, got to fight the war on butt play.
Speaker 3: You've got to open your mind and otherwise.
Speaker 1: Open someone else if that's what they're trying to get
Speaker 1: me to do.
Speaker 3: That was very much.
Speaker 1: It's very funny. Sorry, all right, bye, everyone's you next week.
Speaker 3: Bye bye bye