Speaker 1: Question.
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 3: Priorities Please, we're going on strike.
Speaker 4: We're gonna dance. It's a beautiful face of a dog
Speaker 4: on the body of a pig.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 4: Hey coome on Thursday morning. Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 4: Good on in, Patsy coome on in, Jackie Boye.
Speaker 5: Hi you team.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what I am is. My in Mocks
Speaker 4: has had hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and are still
Speaker 4: coming in. Since we announced yesterday that we're giving away
Speaker 4: a wall in Ligone that will be painted next week,
Speaker 4: as in so many great painted walls of Melbourne, a
Speaker 4: mural and on there. We decided that the war we're
Speaker 4: going to give to you guys is going to be
Speaker 4: a wall of dogs. So we just said, look, if
Speaker 4: you've got your dog up there, email me a photo. Jesus,
Speaker 4: have you seen how many we've had.
Speaker 3: People are trying to come in through different avenues as well.
Speaker 3: My dms on Instagram people are sending me their dogs
Speaker 3: not the right channel.
Speaker 4: In hundreds because actually, if you are a dog owner,
Speaker 4: you're a dog lover. You love your dog, and everyone's
Speaker 4: going you have to every email begins, you have to
Speaker 4: have my dog up there. I've seen all kinds of
Speaker 4: different dogs. I know that there are two dogs in
Speaker 4: Melbourne that are named after Indiana Jones. There are two
Speaker 4: doctor Henry Jones at different ovals. You could see them today.
Speaker 4: There are dogs that help people who can't see see
Speaker 4: as a dog that was born death. That what somebody's got.
Speaker 4: They're all manner of beautiful dogs. Here's a couple of
Speaker 4: things I've realized. Right, dogs are amazing. They just give
Speaker 4: us so much happiness to people love dogs. We are
Speaker 4: all dog owners. They are amazing. Right. The other thing
Speaker 4: is no one knows how to spell mural, myself included.
Speaker 4: It is a tricky word track How would you spell mural?
Speaker 3: M You are al correct?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've seen all kinds of different variations on mule
Speaker 4: and another boy us going to that wall dog wall,
Speaker 4: so thank you very much. Keep them coming. We have
Speaker 4: to decide what are going to be the twenty dogs.
Speaker 4: We only have room for about twenty twenty one dogs
Speaker 4: to go on this wall onl like on Street. So
Speaker 4: the deadline is nine o'clock today because then then it
Speaker 4: needs to go be prepared and then next week the
Speaker 4: parent's going to take five days.
Speaker 3: Wow, come on, they told us your one was going
Speaker 3: to take one hundred hours. They ripped it up in twos,
Speaker 3: one one head.
Speaker 4: You've got twenty one dogs to render perfectly. Put their
Speaker 4: little doggie names up there as well. There's more going on,
Speaker 4: isn't it?
Speaker 3: And I guess I've noticed that you're getting a bit
Speaker 3: snooty about the photos that people are sending in before
Speaker 3: the show. You're like bad lighting. That dog's got mud
Speaker 3: on his face out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they can't have that on the wall. We can't
Speaker 4: have that on the wall.
Speaker 6: They need to be stay your top more.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and Patsy, I think this show owes you an apology.
Speaker 6: What for this time?
Speaker 4: Donut? That doughnut recipe? Oh mate, all right, let's just
Speaker 4: plays song when we come back. I actually just feel
Speaker 4: so sorry. Is that what you've got to work with?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 4: Right, okay, when we come back, you need to hear
Speaker 4: about what Patsy is trying to bait for tomorrow. These
Speaker 4: six hundred year old medieval donuts. The recipe is impenetrable.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: So if you have a dog, then you will love
Speaker 4: your dog and you'll want your dog to be on
Speaker 4: the Ward of Dogs taking Pride and Place in Melbourne
Speaker 4: going up next week on lying On Street. Email me
Speaker 4: just need a good photo on for your dog, Christian
Speaker 4: at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au and if you want,
Speaker 4: please let us know their name as well, because every
Speaker 4: dog that goes up there will have their name too.
Speaker 4: And also why your dog, more than the thousands that
Speaker 4: are coming through, should be up on the wall. So
Speaker 4: Patsy talk to me about the medieval donuts.
Speaker 6: So I had to I ran on and Readen's YouTube
Speaker 6: channel that I was talking about where I actually saw
Speaker 6: the recipe for these six hundred year old donuts. Because
Speaker 6: it's not written anywhere, this recipe, so I had to scribe.
Speaker 6: So I went over it yesterday inscribed it. But it's
Speaker 6: very hard to make head of.
Speaker 4: Because it'd be like a different language, oldie world.
Speaker 6: You get this krem of armond Armond?
Speaker 4: How did cream? And old? I mean? But people do
Speaker 4: because obviously have you know you have oat milk?
Speaker 6: Yeah, take almond blanched grind hem and draw hem.
Speaker 3: Upike like a skirt.
Speaker 4: Hem or hem.
Speaker 6: Fet hem oil there fair and boil where.
Speaker 4: I'd just been going to seven eleven and buying a
Speaker 4: load of donuts, fishing up a bit, and so I made.
Speaker 3: These Krispy kremes and just leave him out in the
Speaker 3: sun for a bit to make him look.
Speaker 4: Old them of Crispy of seven eleven.
Speaker 6: So do for this show fet hem adieu, which I
Speaker 6: think my big put them to the side and sprying
Speaker 6: hem with ving MiG.
Speaker 4: I could be honest most recipes I look at that's
Speaker 4: what I see. I'm like, oh, it's like a dangerous mind.
Speaker 3: It's like's yesterday after the show. He said to me,
Speaker 3: he's reading over his resipee goes, what is sifting? I
Speaker 3: was like, that's.
Speaker 6: Craft them, cast them a boat cloth and castable. It
Speaker 6: sounds like a witchy spell.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So where did you go yesterday to get this
Speaker 4: cram of Monday?
Speaker 6: You know what? I just went to woo words.
Speaker 4: To the wishing.
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 6: It is quite I think I've got it though. It's
Speaker 6: like you crush them up, put them to the side.
Speaker 6: Are you crushing the almonds?
Speaker 4: So you have almonds and a donut? Yes?
Speaker 6: Well, the base of this seems to be predominantly almond
Speaker 6: and flour and a bit of water. You sprinkle it
Speaker 6: with vinegar and a bit of sugar. So you guys
Speaker 6: need to cast out of your mind. It's not going
Speaker 6: to look like.
Speaker 4: It's like flaky blanche nuts and then vinegar.
Speaker 6: It's like a it looks like rice bubble slice, like
Speaker 6: it's a glunk.
Speaker 4: Of mush and counter counsel. I hope they're not. It's
Speaker 4: a key. They're fundraising these Patsy's mankey donuts.
Speaker 6: Are we judging on taste or.
Speaker 4: Hang on a minute. Producers coming in hot. You've recorded
Speaker 4: audio of you getting some stuff yesterday. Oh, we need
Speaker 4: to play this. So where we go into Wilworst.
Speaker 6: Walworst, my local woolies.
Speaker 4: Let's go time traveling. That's pro She gets a little
Speaker 4: bit what's called a buzz track in the background. It's
Speaker 4: like a TV when they throw there. You don't just
Speaker 4: see the reporter. You see that it's a panning shot,
Speaker 4: establishing shot of the supermarket.
Speaker 3: Atmos and now we feel like we're all in the
Speaker 3: supermarket with you.
Speaker 4: Let's go time traveling again. Cue atmos.
Speaker 8: Thank you?
Speaker 6: Okay, So I'm here at wolli'es xtbook, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Then we meet patsy. Okay, let's just pay attention students
Speaker 4: of Radio one talking.
Speaker 6: So I'm here at Woollies. I'm trying to shop for
Speaker 6: these six hundred year old medieval donuts. The hassli is
Speaker 6: not only is it trouble trying to decipher and translate
Speaker 6: the recipe that and read it on YouTube has kind
Speaker 6: of half.
Speaker 4: Done for me to show.
Speaker 9: I'm not.
Speaker 6: Scan It seems to be the main ingredient is almonds,
Speaker 6: but I didn't realize there were so many different almonds.
Speaker 6: I don't know what almonds.
Speaker 3: This flaked a twisted the story.
Speaker 10: Slithered almonds, almond meal, what's a harmond meal? And then
Speaker 10: there's like natural skin on, skin off.
Speaker 4: This is why, actually genuinely leo Pats and apology. I
Speaker 4: don't know how you're not swearing.
Speaker 6: I'll get those and I don't even know how much.
Speaker 4: I cracked it. Yes, they get my ingredients right for
Speaker 4: a Victoria sponge. I couldn't find icing sugar. You know
Speaker 4: I have icing sugar for the I'm not bothered.
Speaker 6: I had to someone where hide that? Do you know
Speaker 6: why I was in the cake section? No, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 6: This really got I swore.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: Someone looked around, an only person look around and went,
Speaker 4: do you know where they hide the icing sugar? I
Speaker 4: was with all the bakery.
Speaker 6: No, no, they put it. I had to ask someone.
Speaker 6: I said, please, can you tell me? I have looked
Speaker 6: a million times? Where is the icing show?
Speaker 1: Why hide?
Speaker 6: And she goes, it's in the aisle with the sugars.
Speaker 4: That when I have a section called bakery, it's got
Speaker 4: all the icing sugar the era.
Speaker 6: I agree, it's in the wrong section. It's in the
Speaker 6: wrong section.
Speaker 3: That's for the cakes in the box, that's for taking
Speaker 3: the whole box.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 4: No, there was all the separate engidents. The icing sugar,
Speaker 4: the little what do you call sugar.
Speaker 3: Was the thing you were looking for.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't have the icing sugar the other stuff.
Speaker 4: How did everything else pantcy but no ice?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: No, And every supermarket layout is different, which is even worse.
Speaker 6: But I'm telling you supermarkets, the icing sugar needs to
Speaker 6: be with the cakes.
Speaker 4: Yes, gets get it right. Have you got icing sugar?
Speaker 12: I have?
Speaker 4: Can you bring it in tomorrow? No? If I say,
Speaker 4: you don't have to do the donuts anymore?
Speaker 6: No, I want to do the donuts now. I'm taking
Speaker 6: an honorary showing.
Speaker 4: I need it for the dusting on tom of my
Speaker 4: Victoria sponge.
Speaker 6: You can have a cup.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Look Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: All right, we want to speak to you this morning. Then,
Speaker 4: if you are already on a long drive, who is
Speaker 4: our long distance commuter of the show today? Nine one
Speaker 4: o four three Lorry drivers? We love how long you
Speaker 4: listen to the show. This isn't for you. That is
Speaker 4: your job.
Speaker 3: It's a given that you're to give it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're doing this and it's not the normal
Speaker 4: commute nine four one four one o four three. Who
Speaker 4: just has a long drive ahead of them? Today? You
Speaker 4: had another one of your epic Willias Fogg trips. Last
Speaker 4: week we heard an incredible story for the Ages from
Speaker 4: my friend here, Jules Ran and he'd been to a
Speaker 4: suburb he'd never been before.
Speaker 3: Can you believe I've lived in this city for thirty
Speaker 3: four years and I'm still finding suburbs and new adventures
Speaker 3: to have. I was in Oakley in.
Speaker 4: Oakley police station after someone stole another plate of mind.
Speaker 3: Tell me if you've driven past this weird side in Oakley?
Speaker 3: A football oval that has a collection of gravestones in
Speaker 3: one corner. It's like a graveyard, but not even fenced off.
Speaker 3: You've got the football oval, and then between the football
Speaker 3: oval and the street is twenty you've got to be gravestones.
Speaker 4: I see it quite a bit. I just presumed it
Speaker 4: was for former players.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or maybe like a tree fell in a huddle
Speaker 3: of Oakley FC and they all died at once and
Speaker 3: they buried them in the football forts.
Speaker 4: I never thought about a fallen tree and flattening a
Speaker 4: couple of five standers.
Speaker 3: It is an odd thing to see it.
Speaker 4: It is, and it's quite a restic to see.
Speaker 3: It makes you think was the football over there first
Speaker 3: and then they put the bodies there? Or was it
Speaker 3: a graveyard and then they thought there's some room here
Speaker 3: for a football.
Speaker 4: My other fantasy is they once had this real hardcool
Speaker 4: coach where he would say, hey, guys, take a good
Speaker 4: you think you can't do any more press ups, I'll
Speaker 4: tell you couldn't. Any people buried there, Oh, dead careers.
Speaker 4: Every player I rinsed out of this team gets buried there.
Speaker 4: Don't make me put a great stone for you, Jones,
Speaker 4: I reckon, that's what it is a hardcore coach, all right,
Speaker 4: the one. Then give us a call. If you have
Speaker 4: a long drive ahead of you, already on the road.
Speaker 1: Well, Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: If you're on the road, you've got a long dry
Speaker 4: heav of you. Today we want to hear all about it.
Speaker 4: Nine four one four one four three. Let's try and
Speaker 4: find out who is our long distance commuter of the
Speaker 4: show today. Peza's up first?
Speaker 12: Good morning, Peter, good mining. How are you this smiling question?
Speaker 9: Gang?
Speaker 4: Hey, we're good, Piza, Patti You're good, Yes, I'm good.
Speaker 6: How are you pay?
Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 12: I'm very well, thanks, Patty?
Speaker 4: And where are you off to today?
Speaker 12: I've just out of my commute across us and Kilda
Speaker 12: from near him so I think Westkip Slam and.
Speaker 4: Then don't blame me? How long is that going to
Speaker 4: take you?
Speaker 12: Over average of two hours each way for our run
Speaker 12: for hour round trip do that most days of the week.
Speaker 12: Last week was five days. This week it's been three days.
Speaker 4: A lot of your life in the car. What are
Speaker 4: you doing?
Speaker 12: I work for a fantastic organization. I'm very very passionate
Speaker 12: about the work that I actually do.
Speaker 4: Share it with us. What do you do okay.
Speaker 12: So I work for an organization called Sacred Heart Mission
Speaker 12: in Sinkila, and we provide services those people who experience
Speaker 12: homelessness and significant disadvantage throughout their lives. Like I'm the
Speaker 12: property and facilities managers, so I don't deal with our
Speaker 12: clients directly, but effectively providing a safe place for people
Speaker 12: to work in and the safe we try to get
Speaker 12: people into homes as much as possible, so providing the
Speaker 12: facilities to be able to let the workers do that
Speaker 12: work I find actually important.
Speaker 4: Wow, no wonder, you're happy to driven out. You've got
Speaker 4: your mission. You're a man on a mission. And how
Speaker 4: can we support the work of Sacred Heart? Are they charities?
Speaker 4: They need donations.
Speaker 12: Look, if anybody wanted to donate, that would be absolutely brilliant.
Speaker 12: We have a website Sacred Heart Mission dot org and
Speaker 12: there's very good links on there to alter allow people
Speaker 12: to have dinate whatever they like. Either that or we
Speaker 12: have thirteen op shops across Melbourne.
Speaker 4: That's what I've seen. And you had seen the name before, right,
Speaker 4: That's what I've seen you from that. Yeah, brilliant, Peter,
Speaker 4: Thank you very much for show any passion with us.
Speaker 4: I'm make sure I do a donation today as well.
Speaker 4: Thanks for everything you and the charity do as well.
Speaker 12: Thanks Christin, much appreciated.
Speaker 4: All right, thank you very much. Just go to Yes.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 4: That's someone who's tied and a bit staff stuck in
Speaker 4: a sleeping car way off to Yes.
Speaker 7: I am asked to rose Bud for the weekend.
Speaker 4: Oh nice, lovely down there. What are you up to
Speaker 4: for the weekend?
Speaker 7: Yeah, so it's just a little girl's weekend. One of
Speaker 7: my friends is just coming out of surgery. So she
Speaker 7: had a bow surgery and then she was putting. She
Speaker 7: had a kiloscophy bag on and then they took it out.
Speaker 7: So now she's like, I want to go away. So
Speaker 7: we're all going away and it's about six of us.
Speaker 4: She's taking it down a Rosebud for a long weekend.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it'd been nice, I think.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just saying, you know what weekend traditionally starts
Speaker 4: on a Friday twenty to seven? Right now? I mean,
Speaker 4: how on are you you? Where you come from? Hong Kong? Well,
Speaker 4: why are you so ready to go down the Rosebud.
Speaker 7: I'm traveling from forensic So it's about an hour and
Speaker 7: a half.
Speaker 4: Am, those sleeping little places like that, this one coffee
Speaker 4: shop opening up about half eight.
Speaker 7: That's true. But also we need to get her liver ready.
Speaker 7: You know, she's just come out of surgery, so we
Speaker 7: have to make sure that she's ready.
Speaker 4: To get the best idea. I'm not her sort of,
Speaker 4: I'm not her doctor, but I don't know. A big
Speaker 4: weekend starting at like nine am, warming up and you
Speaker 4: get your liver ready. This is like a new version
Speaker 4: of weekend at Bernie's weekend at yas well. I hope
Speaker 4: you have a lovely weekend all of you together.
Speaker 7: Okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: All right, take care.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Catherine. Hello Catherine, Catherine. I'm good. So where
Speaker 4: are you off to? Where do you come?
Speaker 13: Actually call them on behalf of mile partner's commute.
Speaker 4: So he's driving, you're driving?
Speaker 14: No, I'm not driving. I'm parked up at the moment.
Speaker 14: But my partner's driving.
Speaker 4: Oh is he too shy shy to come on the radio.
Speaker 14: No, he's out of reception.
Speaker 4: Go all right, So what is your name of your partner?
Speaker 15: Jeremy Jeremy?
Speaker 4: And is he texted you saying you call him call.
Speaker 8: Upon No he does alarm course.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's a lot going on in this, isn't it?
Speaker 4: So he's not there, no reception. But anyway, what is
Speaker 4: this mysterious man up to today?
Speaker 15: Then he's actually on his way to Perth.
Speaker 14: From Melbourne?
Speaker 4: No way? People do people drive that?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 4: How long does that take?
Speaker 15: Yes, it'll take him a couple of days.
Speaker 4: You can fly there throwing a half hours is open? Now?
Speaker 4: Now why is he driving?
Speaker 16: Are you starting new job?
Speaker 11: Boy?
Speaker 15: Were they driving right train?
Speaker 4: Which is not in a rush? Oh right, okay, it's
Speaker 4: right to say. Can you start in six months time?
Speaker 14: Can I start on Monday?
Speaker 4: Okay, gotcha? All right, we listen. Kathin, thank you very
Speaker 4: much for coning in on his behalf.
Speaker 14: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Have a good day and you Katherine.
Speaker 1: Hey Tony, good morning.
Speaker 4: Tony, Tony, Tony, what have you got going on today?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 17: Well, I can't be pursed, but we're on our way
Speaker 17: to add a light for a four war driving weekend
Speaker 17: camping wikend.
Speaker 4: Oh I bet that's great fun.
Speaker 17: Yeah, it is fantastic. We've been doing it for twenty
Speaker 17: odd years, so it's yeah, it's good fun.
Speaker 4: So who goes with you. It's always the same crew.
Speaker 12: Mainly the same crew to myself, brother in law's, nephews, friends.
Speaker 4: What a thing to do. You've been doing it all
Speaker 4: for twenty years. You must have so many great photos
Speaker 4: of everyone growing up over the years.
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, we have.
Speaker 17: Yes, we should take our kids and now they're all
Speaker 17: grown up and they've got their own cars and the.
Speaker 4: No, that's great. And do you always go to the
Speaker 4: same area.
Speaker 17: We go around the same area. We go around the
Speaker 17: beach port which is near robe yep to Australia.
Speaker 4: Beautiful And so are you all in your four wheel drives?
Speaker 17: We're all in their four drives. We're meeting in McDonald's ballarette, which.
Speaker 4: Is and you'll go on mass on convoy.
Speaker 17: We know I'm on convoy maybe radio.
Speaker 4: Anytime I see one of your big four wheel drives
Speaker 4: right and I see the big old sort of antenor
Speaker 4: on the side there, and you see the little unit
Speaker 4: you've got, I always feel so jealous. What is it?
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's a childhood thing that the
Speaker 4: law of having a walkie talk Tony.
Speaker 3: Can you talk to the crew now?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 17: And now I can't because we haven't. We haven't that
Speaker 17: we've got to make the McDonald's and pick a channel
Speaker 17: that we're going to all talk on, so we haven't.
Speaker 4: Will that be during the show today? Will that be
Speaker 4: in the next two hours?
Speaker 7: Of course it will.
Speaker 16: Oh.
Speaker 4: Please please, even if you're sat next to each other
Speaker 4: in your cars in the car park, I really want
Speaker 4: to hear some magic on that CBE radio. I'll give it, please,
Speaker 4: all right, soon as you're down they're all there, please
Speaker 4: call us back, Tony.
Speaker 13: Okay, oh well, not a problem at all.
Speaker 4: All right, good man, Tony. And if you don't, you've
Speaker 4: got too much going on. But enjoy the next couple
Speaker 4: of days.
Speaker 8: Mate, Thank you.
Speaker 18: Have a good day.
Speaker 1: Carl A. Brager. No, you're listening to the Christian O
Speaker 1: Carl Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Yesterday we mentioned that we we have a wall to
Speaker 4: give you. I'm being painted right now at a wall
Speaker 4: on Ackland Street a mural. No less fancy. You've been
Speaker 4: there four years and he's demanding a mural. Well you
Speaker 4: can have your own mural too, okay, Chasi, We're giving
Speaker 4: you one on leg On Street and we painted next week.
Speaker 4: And we had so many great calls this week when
Speaker 4: we just ask you, what do you want on your wall? Okay?
Speaker 4: And so many of you said you just want to
Speaker 4: picture off your dog up there, and I get it.
Speaker 4: You know, we're dog going as we love our dogs
Speaker 4: on this show. Melbourne is a city that deeply loves dogs,
Speaker 4: and so we thought, rather just have one beautiful dog
Speaker 4: up there, what about if we made a wall of dogs?
Speaker 4: And we are that's what's going to be on Ligon
Speaker 4: Street next week. It will take about over one hundred
Speaker 4: hours to paint this one because there's going to be
Speaker 4: twenty one dogs. These dogs are your dog. Now turns
Speaker 4: out there's more than twenty one dogs in Melbourne, and
Speaker 4: we've got more than twenty one listeners who have dogs.
Speaker 4: Hundreds of you have sent photos of these beautiful dogs
Speaker 4: that mean so much and actually make our lives better
Speaker 4: as well. And it is really hard, but we can
Speaker 4: only have room for twenty one dogs on the wall
Speaker 4: of dogs.
Speaker 5: Bitch your pooch, bitch your poppy.
Speaker 19: Palmeranians and huskies to get their faces painted on our wall.
Speaker 4: Fact, haven't seen a single Pomeranian yet, So Pomeranians, you've
Speaker 4: got Nine o'clock is the deadline to pitch your pooch.
Speaker 4: This feature did have another title, but the team said,
Speaker 4: there's no way we can say that. My daughter has
Speaker 4: also said, here's no way you can say that, so
Speaker 4: we've gone with the very PIJI radio friendly short pooch.
Speaker 4: So many have you sent photos of gorgeous dogs and
Speaker 4: told us about dogs. Here's just some of them. Let's
Speaker 4: pay these back. These are great. Thank you to everyone,
Speaker 4: by the way who sent them through. I feel like
Speaker 4: we should do something with all the dogs you've sent,
Speaker 4: and I don't know what we can do yet. You
Speaker 4: could almost have a calendar reach day of the each
Speaker 4: day of the year, over three hundred and something of
Speaker 4: the dogs that have come in so far. All right,
Speaker 4: let's hear about Humphrey.
Speaker 20: Hi, my name's em and my dog is Humphrey and
Speaker 20: he's a red heeler. The heel is supposed to be crazy,
Speaker 20: not this one. He's the laziest dog you'll ever meet.
Speaker 20: Humphrey will go out for a WII, fall over to
Speaker 20: the side, lay on the grass and keep winging.
Speaker 5: We go for a walk.
Speaker 20: Jack Humy lays on the grass and does a Wei.
Speaker 20: Then he'll lay on the grass again and has now
Speaker 20: started poohing. So my dog does his WII and he's
Speaker 20: pooh laying down?
Speaker 4: Do we recreate that on the wall top right and
Speaker 4: corner dog just on its side like a pood photo're
Speaker 4: just urinating on the other doors.
Speaker 3: Well, the photo we've got of Humphrey is actually him
Speaker 3: lying down?
Speaker 4: Is that post?
Speaker 3: I guess he could be midpoo.
Speaker 4: We don't know how about Henry Crudle.
Speaker 1: Gooday, guys.
Speaker 21: Fraser Davies as my name and Henry Grudel is my dog.
Speaker 21: He is an absolutely amazing animal, thirty kilograms of pure fluff.
Speaker 21: He will stand on his back legs, give you a hug,
Speaker 21: and stand at about five and a half feet tall.
Speaker 21: He's got a personality that will blow your way. I
Speaker 21: think you guys should definitely include him on the wall.
Speaker 21: Hope to hear from your son, Fraser and the owner
Speaker 21: of Henry Grudle.
Speaker 4: I love that lovely Henry Grudel. Good looking dog as well.
Speaker 3: He doesn't look like a dog, he looks like a
Speaker 3: man in a dog suit.
Speaker 4: Huge might be the guy left that message for we know,
Speaker 4: let's just check that one. We kind of have that
Speaker 4: up there. This is a dog that I think will
Speaker 4: be going on the wall. Doug.
Speaker 22: Hey, Christian, my name's Katie and I'd like you to
Speaker 22: meet Doug, a two year old Australian Shepherd. He's better
Speaker 22: looking than Scomo and more articulate than Nolbow. Doug is
Speaker 22: ready to represent the dogs of Melbourne on the Wall
Speaker 22: of Dogs.
Speaker 5: So vote one dog, Vote one dog.
Speaker 4: He gets our vote. That is that's the first dog.
Speaker 3: Beautiful dog.
Speaker 4: It's a that is a beautiful dog. Doug is the
Speaker 4: first dog to go up on the wall.
Speaker 3: Two year old Australian Shepherd, gorgeous.
Speaker 4: Do you know what I think? You know what we
Speaker 4: were saying earlier. Who you know that the eye always
Speaker 4: goes to the center of something, right, I reckon at
Speaker 4: the moment, he's prime spot.
Speaker 3: Do anything you want to put you already want to
Speaker 3: give away the prime spot.
Speaker 4: I think that's a contender. It's a beautiful looking dog.
Speaker 3: All right, I'll put Doug.
Speaker 4: Pencil him in, but he's definitely going somewhere around the middle. Yeah,
Speaker 4: all right. What about Pepper?
Speaker 23: Hi, Christian, ANGI here from Mount Martha. Pepper is fifteen
Speaker 23: year old Steffie cross Kelpie. She actually saved my life
Speaker 23: back in two thousand and eight. I collapsed at home
Speaker 23: with a brain aneurysm, and she licked my face and
Speaker 23: woke me up. So Kashi from Sunrise found out and
Speaker 23: wanted to interview us. So we all got interviewed on
Speaker 23: TV and Pipper's there up front live on TV. She
Speaker 23: threw up in the cameraman's bag all over his equipment.
Speaker 23: It was quite a laugh, but it was live on Telly.
Speaker 23: She collects our paper when the posting comes, gets all
Speaker 23: the mail. So Christian, please put my puppy dog up
Speaker 23: on your wall because she deserves recognition big time.
Speaker 4: Angie. She really as Peppe is the second dog to
Speaker 4: be confirmed a life saving dog who has been on
Speaker 4: TV and also will get the paper in this that's
Speaker 4: my dogs don't do any of that. I need to
Speaker 4: get them to work harder. Pepper the stuff. He definitely
Speaker 4: has to work to go up keep this covering. Then
Speaker 4: he got until nine a m. This morning to pitch
Speaker 4: your pooch Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Jackpo's wife, Bianca has a very unusual crush. Maybe it's
Speaker 4: the nine weeks of being a new mum lot going
Speaker 4: on not a lot of sleep.
Speaker 3: It's not your everyday sex symbol, that's for sure, football
Speaker 3: pundit Jared Wetly.
Speaker 4: He is a smart he's a smart erudite articular. I
Speaker 4: think he's great.
Speaker 3: He's a great broadcaster and commentator. He's a radio man
Speaker 3: as well. On We've been watching him a lot on
Speaker 3: AFL three sixty with Robbo. Bianca has developed a weird
Speaker 3: crush on him. Last night even she was asking me,
Speaker 3: do you think there's ever a chance you'll meet Jared?
Speaker 4: She makes intro, This is why she's been with you
Speaker 4: all these years.
Speaker 3: She goes at a radio networking event.
Speaker 4: Tell you what if we ever get an invite to those,
Speaker 4: I wouldn't go anyway. Why would you want to network
Speaker 4: with radio people? Said? Many times?
Speaker 3: Have you seen me trot off to a radio network?
Speaker 4: We're always at them, aren't we? Redio must take my cardy,
Speaker 4: I don't have one. I don't have a proper job.
Speaker 3: She said. If I ever met him, I would get
Speaker 3: a photo with him. So Bianker's goal.
Speaker 4: This girl, mam. He's a lovely guy. He's a charming gentleman.
Speaker 3: Would be so jealous of Wow, this is a spiffy.
Speaker 4: Bank for Bianca. Now this is a bit of the
Speaker 4: great Man in action. I just want to take a
Speaker 4: moment to talk about North Melbourne. I'm not prepared just
Speaker 4: to run straight past them because there's so much news.
Speaker 3: It's we just must pause, Hotty.
Speaker 4: So this morning on nine four one four one o
Speaker 4: four three, what is your unusual crush? Patsy? A couple
Speaker 4: of minutes ago, right when I said, hey, we're doing
Speaker 4: this thing in a minute about unusual crushes, she goes,
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I've got one. He's an obscure politician
Speaker 4: from the nineties. I just trying to think of his name.
Speaker 4: Who is it?
Speaker 6: Malcolm turble H, recent leader, obscure, the nineties Prime minister.
Speaker 4: Even I know who Malcolm.
Speaker 6: Silver Fox, Malcolm and Ruth. He's just he's a bee's knees.
Speaker 6: I'd love to have a dinner with him. I think
Speaker 6: he'd be very large.
Speaker 4: So on the you don't have a dinner, well, what
Speaker 4: would you want?
Speaker 6: Allude to other things? Christian, we could talk about world.
Speaker 4: That's what you're talking about. He's like a whole pass.
Speaker 4: Malcolme Turnbull absolutely is half the dinner. You go, what's
Speaker 4: your name again? From the nineties we got it wire
Speaker 4: you in Freddie Got Finger. I know it's the nineties.
Speaker 4: Are you having this broccoli and the Wilter spinach or not? Sorry,
Speaker 4: I love this dinner. We're having obscure man from the nineties?
Speaker 4: Are you time traveler?
Speaker 6: He could put his loafers under my bed.
Speaker 18: E time.
Speaker 6: And we're a lofe for two.
Speaker 3: I reckon, we're a look for a knight.
Speaker 4: Keep the loafers. On the Christian O'Connell Show podcast, Christian
Speaker 4: Chad Kruger, don't look at the ready to going? Who's that?
Speaker 4: The one and only dad singer of the n Back
Speaker 4: Nickelback Chad Kruger is to die for. Agreed, Chad can
Speaker 4: park his boots under my bed at any time. You've
Speaker 4: got turmbles loafers Chad's cowboy boots. That's some Kelly fran
Speaker 4: Drescher is my crush. Don't judge Christian my unusual crush.
Speaker 4: This is a great one. It's the guy in the
Speaker 4: Ian s trading adverts actually speaking to Rob rob' syclaire
Speaker 4: later on too that I'll let him know I parss
Speaker 4: on your number every time I see him on the
Speaker 4: on the TV, on the radio. I wait exacitly for
Speaker 4: his catchphrase, and we won't be beaten on price the
Speaker 4: way he says and gets me very flustered. And yes,
Speaker 4: I admit I've googled him.
Speaker 3: Oh it those pearly white it is, Yes, it is.
Speaker 4: She signed off here, very sexy. I'm sending that on
Speaker 4: to Rob. That's great. Yesterday on the show we were
Speaker 4: doing the Weakest Claim to Fame and we had an
Speaker 4: amazing story about one of you whose dad was a
Speaker 4: well known wrestler. And the reason why we want to
Speaker 4: talk about this again today isn't about the wrestling. It's
Speaker 4: about in the backyard. Because her dad was a professional wrestler.
Speaker 4: They had a full size wrestling ring in their backyard.
Speaker 15: My dad wrestled Andre the Giant at Festival Hall.
Speaker 8: He told the moves once and we had a wrestling
Speaker 8: ring in the backyard.
Speaker 4: So we have to ask a question today, did you
Speaker 4: have anything amazing in your backyard, Jackie boy?
Speaker 21: Did you?
Speaker 4: I mean, obviously, a full science wrestling ring is pretty amazing.
Speaker 3: We tried to recreate lose handball from the Footy show.
Speaker 3: From the Sunday Footy Show, So.
Speaker 4: What did you have? What did that look like?
Speaker 3: It's a hand big handball target that's painted with the
Speaker 3: the numbers, the points you would get. And then the
Speaker 3: bull's eye was a rubber flap. It didn't look as
Speaker 3: glorious as lose, but it still did the job.
Speaker 4: So what was yours? Just a big sort of bit
Speaker 4: of wood with a hole in them.
Speaker 3: It's a bit of beg wood with a hole in
Speaker 3: the morning that we painted. We painted black and white paint.
Speaker 4: Patsy, What did you have in your boat yard? The
Speaker 4: Chicken Coople?
Speaker 6: No, no, no, we had a Sri Lankan Elvis impersonator.
Speaker 4: Once I thought, you meant you just had a shranking guy.
Speaker 4: It was kept there in the backyard to do.
Speaker 6: Elvis organized a surprise thirtieth for the Love God, and
Speaker 6: I thought, oh, we need a bit of entertaining.
Speaker 4: And we're talking about they had a that was just
Speaker 4: in their backyard.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, I can't like pay someone permanently to sing
Speaker 6: in the backyard, can I?
Speaker 4: What did you have in your backyard?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 4: One time can help it.
Speaker 6: It's about as exciting as a git. Everything else is
Speaker 6: pretty regular. There's a Hills Hoys, there's a watching trollie,
Speaker 6: there's an outdoor city and there's a big fluffy white dog.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, what did you have in your backyard?
Speaker 4: Loose hamble more talking about other than a post. Oh,
Speaker 4: my uncle Terry came around once for a barbecue. Is
Speaker 4: he always there?
Speaker 6: Very judging?
Speaker 4: Is that what you're looking for? My uncle Terry? Who
Speaker 4: did you once have in your backyard?
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: To the anonymous texter who said earlier when we were
Speaker 4: talking about unusual crushes that she's got a big crush.
Speaker 4: Even googled Rob Sinclair from the E and S adverts
Speaker 4: and mister Ian s. It was just in the ad
Speaker 4: break just now. Thank you for playing that for me. Yes,
Speaker 4: I always take requests during the outbreak, so I'm like
Speaker 4: mixing them live. Oh, someone else wants to hear the
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Speaker 4: were well? Winston with the YV where was hand We
Speaker 4: won't be beaten on bryce, all right, So this morning,
Speaker 4: want to know a nine four one four one o
Speaker 4: four three? Did he have anything unusual in your backyard?
Speaker 4: Jackie boy? You had a plank of wood with a
Speaker 4: hole in the middle of it.
Speaker 3: No, it was loose handball, have you say?
Speaker 4: And it was? It was it you and your brother,
Speaker 4: you and your old man taking each other on.
Speaker 3: Yes, my uncle built it for us. Actually, oh that's
Speaker 3: pretty cool.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 4: And I don't know if you guys ever had a treehouse.
Speaker 4: I asked my dad for a treehouse with a very small,
Speaker 4: weak looking tree, and my dad said it was not
Speaker 4: big enough a treehouse.
Speaker 24: All.
Speaker 4: When I look back now, I remember as a kid,
Speaker 4: I was so excited with this one. I look back now,
Speaker 4: it's the saddest thing, right. All he built up there
Speaker 4: because there was a lot of room, and I just
Speaker 4: don't think he could be bothered. Was a was a
Speaker 4: sawn off plank of wood that he just now between
Speaker 4: two semi branches, So it was it's a seat, but
Speaker 4: I could never fit it was only enough for me
Speaker 4: and half a mate to get half a You could
Speaker 4: fit three buttocks on there, right, But not four. So
Speaker 4: it was always very uncomfortable for friend to be up there.
Speaker 4: So that was our treehouse. And underneath it, I had
Speaker 4: my punch bag. It looked it looked bogan, It just
Speaker 4: looked rough.
Speaker 3: I had the same thing. I asked for a treehouse,
Speaker 3: expected something that you know, you'd say on The Simpsons
Speaker 3: or staying by.
Speaker 4: I said, Dad, make stand by me, okay, And I
Speaker 4: got just a sort of plank of wood.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we had a platform in the tree. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: made the rest of it is only your backside as well.
Speaker 4: And a punch bag, sad little punch bag dangling underneath
Speaker 4: it as well. All right, So what was in your backyard?
Speaker 4: On nine four one four one o four three The
Speaker 4: best place has got the coldest thing in his backyard
Speaker 4: won a gold out the Olympics last year. Logan Martin. Yeah,
Speaker 4: full size the scale.
Speaker 3: The Tokyo bike Park is gonna he was gonna ride
Speaker 3: out of the Olympics. He built a replica in his backyard.
Speaker 4: True Queenslander. Let's God of James. Hello James, they.
Speaker 14: Christian Jack and pets. There you go, we got James.
Speaker 4: Welcome to the show, James. What was in your backyard?
Speaker 14: We had a pirate ship in the backyard.
Speaker 4: Now, that is incredible. So how big was the pirate ship?
Speaker 14: So it was only about two meters by about probably
Speaker 14: four meters long.
Speaker 4: Just a small plank of wood that went treehouse, so
Speaker 4: it was it was.
Speaker 14: Built by myself and my father were chippies from my
Speaker 14: younger brother.
Speaker 4: Oh that's really kind. Did he didn't build you anything
Speaker 4: with those chippy skills? Oh, Joseph the carpet the gifted son.
Speaker 14: He did, he did. We also had a treehouse up
Speaker 14: in a tree a nice platform my young childhood.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I bet yours wasn't just a sawn off
Speaker 4: half a bit of plank of wood.
Speaker 14: No, mom was a mom was a reasonable sized platform.
Speaker 14: I bet it was withrow Yeah.
Speaker 4: Lovely good health and safety absolutely yeah, James, thank you
Speaker 4: very much for gus call. Have a good day. Thank
Speaker 4: you very much. Didn't you think it was in a
Speaker 4: police interrogation giving up any of the entertainment on that
Speaker 4: he didn't trust us at all.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcasts Jack's.
Speaker 4: Favorite bands sixpence and on the rich He's wearing his
Speaker 4: sixpence and on the Richard Hoodie today, kiss me.
Speaker 3: This was one of the first songs I haven't learned
Speaker 3: on guitar.
Speaker 25: I mean some people go Hendrix well knowing narny guitars, Oh,
Speaker 25: turn that sixpence none the richerd down has he got
Speaker 25: parental advisory on the album go.
Speaker 4: Oh wow? Okay, we're asking what was in your backyard? Christian?
Speaker 4: I used to be a volunteer uh and a en
Speaker 4: Andeering museum, and the guy ran the place. In his backyard.
Speaker 4: He had a miniature railway running not just in his
Speaker 4: backyard but around the driveway. He even had a working
Speaker 4: steam engine he designed and built. It was it Robert
Speaker 4: Louis Stevenson.
Speaker 3: That's a steaming.
Speaker 4: Steam engine that he designed him. Where did you get
Speaker 4: the parts? There were a dark web for steam traction
Speaker 4: engine parts. That's incredible. Thank you very much, Craig. We
Speaker 4: got some more brilliant stories about what was in your backyard?
Speaker 4: Hopefully that led a bit more forthcoming than the last quarter.
Speaker 4: It felt like we'd gone knocking on his door door
Speaker 4: to door. Yes, yes, what is it? All right? This
Speaker 4: is Belinda, what was in your backyard?
Speaker 7: High Christian.
Speaker 16: When we moved into our place about twenty years ago,
Speaker 16: there was a flying fox and a mini golf pitch.
Speaker 3: Kids drain not men.
Speaker 4: Funny kids that say it was my dream kids, forty
Speaker 4: nine year old kid, I want's lotto. I would bordoze
Speaker 4: the backyard. That's what flying fox and a mini golf pitch.
Speaker 4: You you're winning goals. I'm so excited right now. Wow.
Speaker 4: Did you keep it?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 15: We kept it for about ten years and then.
Speaker 16: The trees, one of the trees that it was attached to,
Speaker 16: actually started to go a bit old, so we had to.
Speaker 14: Knock it down.
Speaker 4: Oh dear, rip the floor.
Speaker 7: It was so much, so much fun, but it wasn't
Speaker 7: like you weren't secure.
Speaker 14: You were just like on this little pul.
Speaker 15: Thing and someone had to push it up from one.
Speaker 14: Part of the backyard to the end.
Speaker 7: And if you were if we had cousins that came
Speaker 7: over that were.
Speaker 14: Real little and they were too small, we couldn't put them.
Speaker 7: We couldn't put them on.
Speaker 14: Because it wasn't secure enough, so they would just crack it.
Speaker 4: Do you know what it's a it's a right in
Speaker 4: the family is and it's terrifying younger cousins by getting
Speaker 4: them to do things that they were too small for.
Speaker 4: Belinda thank you very much. You come have a good
Speaker 4: day you too.
Speaker 5: Bye Colleen.
Speaker 20: Hi here you going?
Speaker 4: Been good Colleen? And Colleen? What was in your backyard?
Speaker 16: Asked for a threehouse? Not a radio station?
Speaker 4: What do you mean a radio station?
Speaker 16: Literally got a low frequency radio station that the whole
Speaker 16: family would use.
Speaker 7: My older brothers would definitely tune in and.
Speaker 13: Play music for the local kids.
Speaker 26: And they were tune in on their little transistor radios.
Speaker 11: And yeah, radio.
Speaker 4: Station, there's silence in the studio we're in blowing away
Speaker 4: by there something or did your station have a name
Speaker 4: or anything?
Speaker 13: No, we didn't actually name it.
Speaker 16: We just turned it on when we felt like it
Speaker 16: and went away. Because my dad actually grew up with
Speaker 16: radio and he decided to make one because that would
Speaker 16: be cooler.
Speaker 15: In a treehouse, that is.
Speaker 3: So was it in a tree? Were you in a
Speaker 3: tree or you in a building or shed?
Speaker 14: We were in a tree in a tree?
Speaker 3: That is something from a movie tree house radio station.
Speaker 4: I mean the last two calls have blown my mind
Speaker 4: right now. Imagine if we took this show and did
Speaker 4: it in a tree house, that would be incredible. And
Speaker 4: so did you do a stint on air as well?
Speaker 27: Yeah?
Speaker 26: So we I used to turn it on every afternoon
Speaker 26: an hour or so, and.
Speaker 4: That is if we could design the perfect radio hours
Speaker 4: for Jack an hour or so some afternoons when he
Speaker 4: felt like it from a tree.
Speaker 3: And then you just tune into the radio station. If
Speaker 3: it's on, it's on.
Speaker 4: If it's not the last six months, So he's doing
Speaker 4: a show now half an hour or so, Colleen, this isn't.
Speaker 4: Have you got any photos that we could see? I'd
Speaker 4: love to see.
Speaker 13: Them, wish I did.
Speaker 8: They're all the story women women moved house, but that
Speaker 8: was destroyed.
Speaker 4: Smaster hard drives on the station. No paper evidence on this, Killeen.
Speaker 4: That's a great well. Thank you very much for giving
Speaker 4: us a call.
Speaker 18: Jeers, Bye bye bye.
Speaker 4: Lily, Hello, how are you all, Lily?
Speaker 9: I backyard, I had a full sized bedding cage and
Speaker 9: pitching machine.
Speaker 28: Was King Richard your dad a full sized batting cage?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 11: It would have been probably thirty five, maybe even forty
Speaker 11: meters long and maybe four meters high, fully caged in
Speaker 11: with you know, an automatic pitching machine that would just
Speaker 11: spit balls out at you.
Speaker 4: And what was why was this was mom and dad
Speaker 4: into sport? One of you guys to be good.
Speaker 9: Oh, we played so, me and my two sisters played
Speaker 9: softball for many years, were playing you know, softball all
Speaker 9: day every day.
Speaker 11: Really, my poor mother had to drive us around every.
Speaker 9: Day after after school to trainings and all sort of
Speaker 9: you know, rep competitions all over Australia. So I thought
Speaker 9: she thought that would keep us busy.
Speaker 15: For a bit.
Speaker 4: And did you just when you became teenagers? What happened?
Speaker 4: You just sort of give up?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 13: I think at Asoto, the Jets they called, yeah, we
Speaker 13: don't want to do it.
Speaker 4: We're never going to get the money back from that flipping,
Speaker 4: bating cage and all the fuel.
Speaker 9: It was a very costly, costly sports.
Speaker 4: Right now, those parents homeless on the streets, they're living
Speaker 4: in that bat and cage. That's a great one. Thank
Speaker 4: you very much.
Speaker 9: Thanks guys.
Speaker 4: These are incredible. They get more fantastic because we go
Speaker 4: through Where can we go now? And let's find out
Speaker 4: who we got here?
Speaker 11: Lou?
Speaker 4: Good morning, Hi guys, Lou, welcome to the show. What
Speaker 4: was in your backyard?
Speaker 15: We had a natierie different basically, yes, yes, although a
Speaker 15: lot of them were rescue animals.
Speaker 4: The whole family looking after the rescue animals.
Speaker 15: Let's not say the whole family. Definitely, Actually it was
Speaker 15: dead singing a big way. But we had like, you know,
Speaker 15: kangaroo for years past them, native birds, cockatoos, glass Rosella's.
Speaker 15: I had pigeons with.
Speaker 4: Old dad do a little, wouldn't it, you know, talking
Speaker 4: to the animals.
Speaker 3: Up Dad's yelling out, does anyone want to help me out?
Speaker 15: Well, I know we did. We did, but not obviously
Speaker 15: to the same extent because we're all quite young. But
Speaker 15: but yeah, but we backed onto a train line and
Speaker 15: everybody that went past express they had long lines.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much.
Speaker 15: Not a problem my mind.
Speaker 4: That guy had about earlier got the steam train that
Speaker 4: he just chugs her addies on that line. All right, there,
Speaker 4: squeeze in one last one because this this is amazing
Speaker 4: as well. Kate, what was in your backyard?
Speaker 26: We had a fort a log fort like from the
Speaker 26: old cowboy movies log fortress.
Speaker 4: How big? What do you describe it to us?
Speaker 16: It sort of went.
Speaker 26: Across the backyard, backed onto the neighbour's fence this is,
Speaker 26: and you could climb up and sort of hang over
Speaker 26: the top of the log fort. It was a little
Speaker 26: escape patch in the side wall.
Speaker 4: Who built gas.
Speaker 26: My dad, Hay and a mate were working on the
Speaker 26: mate's mud brick house up the country, and when they
Speaker 26: had to clear for the mud brick house, they collected
Speaker 26: the logs and built a fort and filled it with sand.
Speaker 26: That was a sand pit and had cranes and all
Speaker 26: kinds of things inside.
Speaker 4: There was never a log fort for those poor kids. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that canceled that. That is incredible. You must've had so
Speaker 4: many mates coming around after school to play in the
Speaker 4: log for Oh yeah.
Speaker 14: It's great.
Speaker 26: And I always said, soodose, who are kids hanging over
Speaker 26: the top of the fort?
Speaker 4: Brilliant? All right, Kate, thank you very much and cool.
Speaker 16: Thanks place you're.
Speaker 1: Listening to the question. You know Kyle's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: If you know Melbourne, then you'll know the Melbourne street
Speaker 4: are the amazing murals, the murals that don't quite look
Speaker 4: like the person are supposed to, but they're just amazing murals.
Speaker 4: It's part of everything about Melbourne. We have a wall
Speaker 4: on the wall will be a mural of whatever you want.
Speaker 4: We took calls on what you wanted on your wall.
Speaker 4: It's going to be up in a lig On streets
Speaker 4: we painted next week we'll take over one hundred hours,
Speaker 4: it will look incredible because so many of you kept saying,
Speaker 4: I'd love my dog to be up there. I'd love
Speaker 4: my dog to be up there. Even people who have kids,
Speaker 4: they'd rather their dog to got there. Because if you
Speaker 4: own a dog, like we all do on the show,
Speaker 4: you love these things. They give you unconditional love. So
Speaker 4: we thought we can't just have one. What's better than
Speaker 4: one an entire wall on like on Street of Great
Speaker 4: Dogs of Melbourne. It's our Wall of Dogs. So this
Speaker 4: is happening, and we've only got room for twenty one dogs.
Speaker 4: We have selected only two so far.
Speaker 22: He's better looking than Scuimo and more articulate than Elbow.
Speaker 22: Doug is ready to represent the dogs of Melbourne on
Speaker 22: the Wall of Dogs.
Speaker 5: So vote one dog.
Speaker 4: One dog is up there.
Speaker 23: Piper is fifteen year old Steffie Cross Kelpie. She actually
Speaker 23: saved my life back in two thousand and eight. I
Speaker 23: collapsed at home with a brain aneurysm and she licked
Speaker 23: my face and woke me up. So Koshi from Sunrise
Speaker 23: found out and wanted to interview us, So we all
Speaker 23: got interviewed on TV and Pipper's there up front live
Speaker 23: on TV. She threw up in the cameraman's bag.
Speaker 4: And that's the kind of thing we want up on
Speaker 4: that wall.
Speaker 5: Pitch your pooch, pitch your poppy.
Speaker 19: Palmeranians and huskies to get their faces painted on our.
Speaker 4: Wall, all right, trying to pitch your pooch by nine
Speaker 4: o'clock this morning. That's our deadline to get everything ready
Speaker 4: for next week. After nine am this morning, no more
Speaker 4: dogs will be considered. So you trying to score right now? Mom, Mom, Mom,
Speaker 4: get mom or dad, whoever's tegular school kids, pitch your
Speaker 4: pooch in only one line. Though we know your dog's cute,
Speaker 4: we know it's a legend. Every email I'm saying is
Speaker 4: saying all the same thing. Cut that out, just like
Speaker 4: the two you just heard. Get to the point one line,
Speaker 4: only there's only twenty one dogs winging up there, the
Speaker 4: dogs of Melbourne. Why should your dog ahead of anybody else?
Speaker 4: Hundreds of people making their case right now? Why does
Speaker 4: your dog deserve to be up there? Nine four one
Speaker 4: four one four three does this dog to deserve to
Speaker 4: be up there? Let's find out about new cut.
Speaker 29: My boy Nuka deserves to be on the wall purely
Speaker 29: because he burks in people's mouths if he doesn't like them.
Speaker 29: When I first got him, he was meant to be
Speaker 29: a bomb dog. He was absolutely terrible at it. So
Speaker 29: his favorite thing to do now instead of work is
Speaker 29: to watch The Simpsons on TV in my bed.
Speaker 4: You cut Nukah the fouled bomb dog. He was terrible
Speaker 4: that it what happened? People have blown up.
Speaker 3: That's not blue wired Nucau.
Speaker 4: And now he's happ He is watching the Simpsons. That's
Speaker 4: my kind of dog and burping in the face of people.
Speaker 4: He doesn't like it, So Nukah the bomb Dog is
Speaker 4: up there.
Speaker 7: Hi, Christian, I'm Veronica, and my dog Charlie wants to
Speaker 7: tell you where he should be on the wall.
Speaker 4: Good, very clever, Veronica.
Speaker 30: Christian me Ben our great Dane cross bull Arab. This
Speaker 30: big boy is a step above, actually a whole body above.
Speaker 30: He's pretty big, a fine tuned body with legs that
Speaker 30: go on forever. With his lofty steer and piercing gaze,
Speaker 30: he is a doggy artist's dream, an amazing guard dog.
Speaker 30: Our sofa has never been stolen. To be honest, Christian,
Speaker 30: he's a big sock, but he's loving and fun. He
Speaker 30: makes a morson doorbell and deserves to be on your wall.
Speaker 4: That's a great one.
Speaker 3: It sounded like a trading post at I felt like
Speaker 3: he was pitching to sell them to me. Hi Christians.
Speaker 1: My name is Leon.
Speaker 24: My sixteen month old black German shepherd's name is ro
Speaker 24: named after the great Japanese street fight himself. Although he
Speaker 24: may look like one of those vicious dye wolves off
Speaker 24: of Game of Thrones, he is the most gentle, affectionate
Speaker 24: dog to my six month old son. He drops the
Speaker 24: ball in his high chair waiting for him to throw
Speaker 24: it even though he can't throw yet, and licks up
Speaker 24: any foody spills. He's just the best dog mate and
Speaker 24: deserves to be on your wall of dogs.
Speaker 4: That is a great one. All right, then pitch your
Speaker 4: pooch cat to the point unlike Yeah, I've.
Speaker 1: Got two reasons why our dogs should be in the
Speaker 1: wall of dogs. First reason there's its name is Keith.
Speaker 1: Second reason Keith is a girl.
Speaker 21: How the name came to play is that at the
Speaker 21: time when we picked out the puppy thirteen weeks old.
Speaker 21: Puppy was available at the time and I wasn't ready
Speaker 21: with the new house, which just.
Speaker 3: Want a cute dog though, looking at it, beautiful dog.
Speaker 4: We love the dogs.
Speaker 15: Deal.
Speaker 4: That's enough.
Speaker 1: Keith Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Next week on lig On Street, a mirror will be
Speaker 4: painted unlike any other moe you will see in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: It's gonna have twenty one dogs on the wall. It's
Speaker 4: gonna be the wall of dogs. We need twenty one
Speaker 4: dogs to go up there. Why should it be your
Speaker 4: dog on the wall painted up there? These will be
Speaker 4: the most famous dogs in Victoria. It could be your
Speaker 4: dog nine one four three. Pitch your pooch. Thank you
Speaker 4: very much to the person who's emailed me saying no
Speaker 4: words are needed. Maybe not, but a photo is you
Speaker 4: forgot to send the attachment in it, all right, Pitch
Speaker 4: your poocher, say.
Speaker 5: Pitch your pooch, Pitch your poppy.
Speaker 19: Pomeranians and Huskies to get their faces painted on our wall.
Speaker 4: I said earlier that we hadn't had any Pomeranians. No
Speaker 4: more Pomeranians. I've seen every Pomeranian I think in Australia.
Speaker 4: All right, The deadline we have from the painters an
Speaker 4: artists is nine am today, So after nine am, no
Speaker 4: more pictures for your poochers. Three, Let's go to the lines. Steve.
Speaker 18: Good morning morning, Christian and Gain.
Speaker 4: How are yeah? We go Steve, pitch your poochs. Tell
Speaker 4: us about your amazing dog.
Speaker 18: I've got my Sea line dog. Henry and Henry and
Speaker 18: I have been together for two years now, and Henry's
Speaker 18: pretty amazing over the two years that I've had him.
Speaker 18: He's really really great at his work and he loves
Speaker 18: like targeting SIGs, so they'll target like Coles and the
Speaker 18: Bang and the post office and all these things. One afternoon,
Speaker 18: I was coming home and from the trade station and
Speaker 18: we headed out of the trade station there and I
Speaker 18: said to Henry for mate five the taxi's find the
Speaker 18: taxi mate, And he's walking along and then he heads up,
Speaker 18: there's always taxis in that rank where we live, and
Speaker 18: he stopped. He turns to the right, puts his nose
Speaker 18: up from the door handle.
Speaker 4: Open the door.
Speaker 18: I jumped in and you go, buddy, turn the driver
Speaker 18: and said, good afternoon, I'm Steve. This is Henry. Can
Speaker 18: you take us down to where we live? Fakes And
Speaker 18: he said, look, I'd love to give you a lift homemade,
Speaker 18: but Henry's just put you into a police car.
Speaker 3: Henry was working under yeah jeep cover.
Speaker 18: I think really that I think what Henry was trying
Speaker 18: to do there is he I reckon he must have
Speaker 18: picked up like the checkers on the side, you know,
Speaker 18: like the textis have that little check Look. The police
Speaker 18: officers were great, they said, look, we'd love to give
Speaker 18: you a little.
Speaker 26: The rules.
Speaker 3: Anyone in the back is under arrest. I'm sorry.
Speaker 18: I would Henry to be up on the wall to
Speaker 18: represent all the working setting hind dogs in Melbourne love Steve.
Speaker 4: He's going up right now. He will be the third
Speaker 4: dog to go u there and actually probably the most
Speaker 4: important dog.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 4: We're all talking today and this week about how much
Speaker 4: we love dogs and what's joy they give you, but
Speaker 4: what an amazing relationship you will have with your dog.
Speaker 18: Look, he's absolutely bring up. I've had many dogs over
Speaker 18: the years, Christian and Genry and I've only been together
Speaker 18: for a short time, and you know, when we're out
Speaker 18: and about, these dogs just do a fantastic job. And
Speaker 18: thanks again to the saying Hi Dog's School for providing
Speaker 18: me with my new dog. And my wife is on
Speaker 18: the wedding listen for her new dog to come along
Speaker 18: to also.
Speaker 4: I hope she gets on soon. Henry is going up there.
Speaker 18: Thanks guys, all right.
Speaker 4: Steve speaks you soon. Let's go to Cassie. Hi, Cassie,
Speaker 4: tell me about Ziggi.
Speaker 8: Hi, Viggi. He is a Kelpy Dingo cross.
Speaker 11: Wow.
Speaker 8: And he has actually died and come back to life before.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, what happened.
Speaker 7: So he was actually he was hit by a car.
Speaker 8: And then I was obviously like I couldn't control myself.
Speaker 8: This lovely woman pulled over. We scooped him up, put
Speaker 8: him in the back of her suv, and she drove
Speaker 8: him off to the vet. And then by the time
Speaker 8: I got there, he was already. They were already working
Speaker 8: on him, and they had they were really great. This
Speaker 8: is at the Turkey Animal Hostel, and they kept coming
Speaker 8: out giving me updates and everything. And then at one
Speaker 8: point they were just so sure, like he was gone,
Speaker 8: not breathing, no heartbeat, and they thought that was it.
Speaker 8: And then all of a sudden, yeah, he started breathing again.
Speaker 8: His heartbeat came back and they were just shocked. They
Speaker 8: had they were so sure he was dead. But yeah,
Speaker 8: and he came out of the hospital that day. He
Speaker 8: was a little dopey and he was monitored overnight and
Speaker 8: yeah he's fine. He came out of it with one
Speaker 8: staple in his knee and a bit of road rush
Speaker 8: on his face.
Speaker 4: That is so story, that's a beautiful story. Yeah, sick Jesus,
Speaker 4: Sig has to go up the.
Speaker 14: Yes came.
Speaker 4: They comfort to be like lordeeping man.
Speaker 7: Oh this is a lovely.
Speaker 4: Story, Cassie. Yes, he goes up on the wall.
Speaker 14: Ermic, thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: All right, we've been in touch.
Speaker 13: And Hi, hi guys, how are you.
Speaker 4: We're good. What's the name of your dog?
Speaker 13: His name is Kaiser. He's a fifty kilo flamor coke
Speaker 13: German shepherd and he wins tug of wars with children
Speaker 13: using a massive tug of war rope. He's got feet
Speaker 13: like a lion. So I think he missed his calling
Speaker 13: and I think he deserves to be at the top
Speaker 13: there as the king of the Canine.
Speaker 3: Is the tug of war and organized or stealing things
Speaker 3: from children.
Speaker 15: You know.
Speaker 13: He literally grabs the rope, he brings it to you
Speaker 13: and he says, let's go.
Speaker 4: Always, let's go.
Speaker 13: He gets on his front paws but his head down
Speaker 13: and he goes, he looks up at you.
Speaker 4: And he's like, let's go, gotcha, all right?
Speaker 13: And then the kids come and they and they try
Speaker 13: very very hard to beat him, and every single time
Speaker 13: she wins.
Speaker 4: I'm contender. He's a contender, right, let's squeeze one more.
Speaker 4: And so many people calling through at the moment, Jill,
Speaker 4: pitch your.
Speaker 8: Pooch, Christian.
Speaker 16: I'd love our astro boy. He's almost seventeen, a marvelous
Speaker 16: family dog, and he's probably not going to make his
Speaker 16: seventeen first day in July. We'd love him iftalized.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, don't break our hearts. I don't think him
Speaker 4: make July seventeen. Is an amazing life for a dog.
Speaker 1: But he's amazing.
Speaker 14: He's just got to.
Speaker 16: He's getting old. He's probably over one hundred in human years,
Speaker 16: so he's got a few challenges and we're just he's
Speaker 16: a beautiful family dog.
Speaker 18: We'd love him up there.
Speaker 4: And what's the breed? What's his breed again?
Speaker 16: He's a Brittany Spaniel at brindle and white color, a
Speaker 16: French hunting dog.
Speaker 4: Astro Boy goes up on the wall, Thank you so much. No, No,
Speaker 4: he has to, absolutely has to. He's seventeen years of joy.
Speaker 4: He's giving you, guys absolute the kind of dog that
Speaker 4: we is. While we're doing this, let's tell about all
Speaker 4: the great things that they give us. So yeah, astroboy
Speaker 4: going up on the wall. That's amazing pleasure.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: This is a hugely irritating story. Prepare to be outraged. Outrage.
Speaker 4: Luxury shoe bran valensi Aga have released a line of
Speaker 4: destroyed sneakers. I know we're talking about dogs. They look
Speaker 4: like puppies have been chewing them. They really are genuinely destroyed.
Speaker 28: It's just an old Converse high top, completely beaten, you
Speaker 28: wouldn't wear it out and about only three and a
Speaker 28: half thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: And feature guarantee of being full destroyed rip scuffs and dirt.
Speaker 3: How do they find the time?
Speaker 29: An?
Speaker 4: If you buy those, they you just call them a
Speaker 4: whole sneakers who we all know? All right? So today
Speaker 4: the time waste? There is a shoe bands shoe fest.
Speaker 4: Who's on stage? Jack?
Speaker 3: Who is it?
Speaker 4: Don't we all love the song All the Young Dudes
Speaker 4: by Mott the Hoopaul? What about Croc the Hoopol?
Speaker 3: Don't I'm not as familiar with the song.
Speaker 4: David Bowie sung. It was a number one song for him,
Speaker 4: but it was originally done by mat the Hoopole Okay, Sila,
Speaker 4: do you need to be familiar with all of them?
Speaker 4: They all yeah, it doesn't matter. Nike in the Mechanics Silver,
Speaker 4: Pus thanks another one like yes, state right, just you
Speaker 4: get them all done so, Nike in the Mechanics.
Speaker 28: Yes, silver right, Meat Loafers silver plus and ug Lee
Speaker 28: Kid Joe gold.
Speaker 4: He's got that one all right, Jackie boy, what have
Speaker 4: you got shoe bands?
Speaker 3: It's a rapper on stage next Snoop Cloggy clog that's
Speaker 3: great gold. Cindy Loafer silver, the Brogue Traders, Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: good silver.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And we all love wearing rebox but in Iceland, yeah,
Speaker 3: in ninety four we do, we do, but in Iceland
Speaker 3: they were reb York's.
Speaker 4: Gold for ambition.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Tomorrow Morning on the Show Me Jack and Patsy a
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Speaker 4: including those monkey donuts. Carl a Brighter.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O'carls Show podcast.
Speaker 4: A week before it comes out May the twenty six.
Speaker 4: Today we're looking for your shoe bands, Jack ready tomorrow. Yes,
Speaker 4: some smart ones today, Rod Shoeitt silver plus, Stewie Well done,
Speaker 4: Kenny Cloggins gold plus down Sammy by Kenny Cloggins, A
Speaker 4: six Yeaes Silver, Tough, Actonia Shoe Fighters one Twisted Slippers
Speaker 4: silver plus, Bruce Springsteen and the Yeasy Street Bands gold.
Speaker 4: That is very smart. Matthew McDougall, Michael gets your boots on.
Speaker 28: It's in a bowl to bronze, Nice dry Beck Elton
Speaker 28: Thong Gold booty and the Blowfish Gold, Shoeshoe Dolls silver, Bloodstone,
Speaker 28: Temple Pilots silver plus, Hauling Boat Shoes Gold, Van Van
Speaker 28: Tylen Silva.
Speaker 4: Sorry Stevie boy, I think it cost you a gold
Speaker 4: with the screwed up delivery. My apologies. Slip double knot
Speaker 4: gold plot that is really good. Ohen, well done. Bruce
Speaker 4: Stilts steam. They put brackets here. It's a shoe, stilts,
Speaker 4: not a shoe. Last saw anyone casually down the street
Speaker 4: in stilts. Richard Bronze ten seconds and sneakers Bronz Meghan
Speaker 4: Trainers gold, that's very good. Simon zz high tops gold,
Speaker 4: new Crocs on the block silver, spand out ballet shoost gold.
Speaker 4: That's would be good.
Speaker 3: The convert silver.
Speaker 4: That's it. Who's winning? The tickets go to Top Gone.
Speaker 4: Who is today's best in show?
Speaker 3: Congratulations Kenny Cloggins.
Speaker 4: Kenny Coggins, you come in Monday night to see the
Speaker 4: new Top Gun movie with Ton Cruise Top Gun Maverick
Speaker 4: coming up next. The final minutes, the final minutes in
Speaker 4: Pitch Your Pooch.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Time is running out for your dog on the Wall
Speaker 4: of Dogs. What is the Wall of Dogs?
Speaker 1: It is?
Speaker 4: What I said is it's a wall of dogs that's
Speaker 4: going to be painted a mural. Take one hundred hours
Speaker 4: to paint your dogs. Twenty one great dogs of Melbourne
Speaker 4: to go on our Wall of Dogs. Be on displayed
Speaker 4: right then, one of the most iconic scenes in this city.
Speaker 4: It's going to be up there in Lygon Street next week.
Speaker 4: So Tom's running. It really is the last minute or two.
Speaker 4: By midday today, we have to have all the dogs
Speaker 4: agreed in position on the wall where they're going to
Speaker 4: be sent off to the artists and painters get ready
Speaker 4: to be done next week. So far then we've pitched
Speaker 4: dogs Henry the Seeing Eye dog, Ziggy who came back
Speaker 4: from the dead, and then Yuka, a feiled bomb dog.
Speaker 29: My boy, Nuka deserves to be on the wall purely
Speaker 29: because he burkes in people's mouths if he doesn't like them.
Speaker 29: When I first got him, he was meant to be
Speaker 29: a bomb dog. He was absolutely terrible at it. So
Speaker 29: his favorite thing to do now instead of work is
Speaker 29: to watch The Simpsons on TV in my bed.
Speaker 4: Dog. He's our kind of dog that might be things blah,
Speaker 4: it doesn't matter. He's watching the Simpsons.
Speaker 5: Pitch your pooch, Pitch your puppy.
Speaker 19: Palmeranians and huskies to get their faces painted on our wall.
Speaker 4: Last sixty seconds to pitch your pooch.
Speaker 18: Off you go, Lauren Hi, Prisioner.
Speaker 8: My dog was herby made icy Chiuala and she loves
Speaker 8: the cats for.
Speaker 16: Something on the wall.
Speaker 4: Without two years with a spicy cough. Let's have a
Speaker 4: dog to size that, all right, Lauren, thank you very much,
Speaker 4: as go to.
Speaker 7: Paula Christian and Crewe.
Speaker 4: How are you good, pit boots? Time is running out.
Speaker 27: We've got Molly the rescue.
Speaker 14: She's the best rescue over Melbourne.
Speaker 27: She's a Fox Cherrier. She's one of a million fox
Speaker 27: terriers all over Australia. She has got the eyes that
Speaker 27: look into your soul. I work in the disability sector.
Speaker 27: She's met huge amounts of clients of mine and they
Speaker 27: bring Oh she brings absolute happiness and joy into their lives.
Speaker 27: And Molly will be as friendly as anything. She'll go
Speaker 27: up to any dog. Any human loves a pet and
Speaker 27: she's the dog that people wish that they always had.
Speaker 4: Act she's on the wall again. The dogs turned on
Speaker 4: the phone.
Speaker 3: Look the soul of look too, Rory.
Speaker 9: My husky hero can talk.
Speaker 15: She says hello when she gets excited.
Speaker 4: Is the dog there now?
Speaker 9: Yes she is, but she.
Speaker 15: And she's just like it's too early in the morning.
Speaker 9: Mum, what the hell are you doing to me?
Speaker 4: We've been in before we were promised to talking dog,
Speaker 4: we were promised to singing dog. The lady came in
Speaker 4: with the so called singing dog, and that dog did
Speaker 4: not sing a tune for us.
Speaker 8: And I knew where Patsy does.
Speaker 9: When we're at If she comes out and visit a.
Speaker 26: New friend, Hero will say hello, do you go to
Speaker 26: the dog park?
Speaker 15: She's just like, Mum, what are you doing?
Speaker 26: Jimmy, why are you trying to make me look.
Speaker 14: At the phone?
Speaker 3: Patsy, you want to go talk to a dog today?
Speaker 6: I was gonna say, do you go to the dog
Speaker 6: party at President's Park? Occasionally, if you're asking you in
Speaker 6: the President's Park President.
Speaker 9: He's also often in the backseat of my range Rover.
Speaker 4: Very good, all right, it's a contender Brighter.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcast