Speaker 1: Christy.
Speaker 2: Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 1: Passy, please tell us the pumpkin story that happened.
Speaker 2: To you, Yester'm honestly I went home yesterday and Chris said,
Speaker 2: of course this would only happen to you. I had
Speaker 2: to go to the supermarket. I'm big on soup at
Speaker 2: the moment, making up lots and lots of souper.
Speaker 3: I don't know what this is, whether it's a wintering thing.
Speaker 3: My wife is making batches of soup.
Speaker 4: I had pumpkin soup yesterday.
Speaker 3: Making pumpkin soup. Yeah, it's actually really nice. Yeah, you're
Speaker 3: making leak and potato the other day.
Speaker 1: Oh delicious.
Speaker 3: I got all these old takeaway cards that she poured
Speaker 3: in and then I have to go and take it
Speaker 3: to the freezer.
Speaker 1: It's cottage industry we've got at the moment.
Speaker 2: It's just like a little soup Methla chipmunks preparing for
Speaker 2: the winter.
Speaker 3: Yes it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we stopped piling in the cave.
Speaker 2: No, so I bought a heap of pumpkin yesterday and
Speaker 2: as I was going through the chick.
Speaker 1: Heat, what's that three three pumpkins?
Speaker 2: I bought three quarter ones you know how they cut
Speaker 2: it up for you, because I can't cut up a
Speaker 2: full big one.
Speaker 3: I didn't know they want to take it to a
Speaker 3: deli like a Now it's like.
Speaker 4: Pre cart, just go for one fully too heavy though, jack.
Speaker 2: Too heavy for my little hands to gotcha. Anyway, So
Speaker 2: there was a lady in front of me as I
Speaker 2: went to check out. I was emptying my trolley and
Speaker 2: I was stupidly doing it with one hand and kind
Speaker 2: of not looking at what I was doing. I was
Speaker 2: in a hurry. It was school pickup time. I had
Speaker 2: this small window of opportunity. So anyway, I'm chucking stuff
Speaker 2: up on the conveyor belt. Only when I picked up
Speaker 2: the pumpkin, it was in the plastic and it was
Speaker 2: so slippery, and it just slipped out of my hand
Speaker 2: and unfortunately hit the lady that was going through in
Speaker 2: the middle of the shoulder blades.
Speaker 1: Wow, I mean that is unfortunately. It feels dreadful aggressive.
Speaker 4: It's hard to say that's an accident because it's so
Speaker 4: direct an accident.
Speaker 1: It was an accident.
Speaker 4: Heavy hand and I actually don't find that plastic slippery.
Speaker 1: I rap it's quite very sticky. Didn't stick to my hands.
Speaker 2: Yesterday.
Speaker 1: It feels like you were throwing a bit of a tantrum. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not at all. Yeah, just sort of scooping them up
Speaker 1: at pace.
Speaker 2: Oh, I felt so bad.
Speaker 3: Anyway, she took because actually, right there, even like a
Speaker 3: half one or whatever, they still weigh a couple of pounds.
Speaker 3: You really must have had to be scooping. It was
Speaker 3: swinging that pool of yours.
Speaker 2: Well, I was in a hurry, so I was like
Speaker 2: chucking stuff on the confined between the shoulder bats, between
Speaker 2: the shoulder bats. Anyway, she swung around and I said,
Speaker 2: oh you again, And I said, oh, I am so
Speaker 2: terribly sorry.
Speaker 3: But even that sounds passive, like, oh, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: But I felt incredibly embarrassed.
Speaker 4: But she was very good about it.
Speaker 2: She said, oh, well, who said we're smashing pumpkins here today?
Speaker 1: And I thought.
Speaker 2: I was nearly tempted to go to the front end
Speaker 2: lady and say, can I have you got video footage
Speaker 2: of that?
Speaker 1: Because it would I would love to see that stick
Speaker 1: out the case for you. I'd love to see.
Speaker 4: There's one thing we secure today.
Speaker 1: They film everything, don't they.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 3: I was in Walmost the other day and even that
Speaker 3: seales service checkout and there was some problem and I
Speaker 3: didn't realize.
Speaker 1: Now they've got instant video replay.
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, which I didn't know.
Speaker 3: There was a camera above me and it literally goes
Speaker 3: back the last ten seconds overhead shot.
Speaker 1: It's like going to the umpires the vision, the.
Speaker 4: Vision, so like on the air when when someone takes
Speaker 4: a speculatfl and we're watching it the next second later
Speaker 4: in slow motion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was checking that.
Speaker 3: I wasn't trying to get some free hydrolight tablets without pain.
Speaker 4: Hate that.
Speaker 2: It's like they make this check it out and you
Speaker 2: don't trust us enough.
Speaker 3: All right, so this morning we want to know call
Speaker 3: us up and tell us you won't believe what hit
Speaker 3: me because this poor lady that's obviously been in the
Speaker 3: shoulder base by a pumpkin. Her version of the story
Speaker 3: is some crazy tiger man, yes, chucking her weight around
Speaker 3: like scooping up a big old hulk hands threw a
Speaker 3: pumpkin at me.
Speaker 4: She goes home to her family, relays the story and
Speaker 4: they all say, no way, was that an accident.
Speaker 3: She goes to this and said, I need this video
Speaker 3: for the police. This is a salt a pumpkin crime
Speaker 3: has been committed here, okay, all right, caught us up
Speaker 3: a nine four one four one oh four to three.
Speaker 1: But your stories, you won't believe what hit me? The
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Patsy claims she accidentally threw a pumpkin that slipped out
Speaker 3: her hands yesterday so hard that actually got airborne, and
Speaker 3: then whacked someone in between the shoulder blades.
Speaker 1: You about, pumpkin is heavy.
Speaker 4: And when they quartered like that on the edges as well,
Speaker 4: it's very dangerous.
Speaker 3: Money, Christian. I was riding my horse on a trail
Speaker 3: in the bush. It was a tight track and had
Speaker 3: a farm fence on my right. Bush on the left
Speaker 3: is line in the songs.
Speaker 4: It was like a country album.
Speaker 1: There was a pair of ducks on the trails.
Speaker 3: Minded mine, b says, chatting way to my friend, and
Speaker 3: then one of the ducks flew up and smacked me
Speaker 3: right in the face.
Speaker 1: That's from Christine. That's got a matte here, Good morning, Matt's.
Speaker 6: Hey, guys, you never guess hit me? Yeah, you don't
Speaker 6: believe it hit me either. Goes out bowling with my
Speaker 6: wife and kids, and my wife was doing terribly so
Speaker 6: I decided to bowl with her and didn't tell her
Speaker 6: that I was doing so. And as she went to bowl,
Speaker 6: I went to bawl with her and her back swinger
Speaker 6: the bowl and ball hit me in the head.
Speaker 1: What do you say you went to bowl with her?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Were you like ghosting her?
Speaker 6: Or she was sort of left of the alleys to
Speaker 6: the right, and so she had thought, we're trying it
Speaker 6: to two balls down there, maybe one I'll make it
Speaker 6: to the end. And yeah, so when she sung back.
Speaker 3: Like Patsy, however, back swing if I've never seen anyone
Speaker 3: do that sort of windmill, you just take it back
Speaker 3: a bit, don't you actually got I think she knew
Speaker 3: where you were.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I like good ones.
Speaker 1: You got what you do? You've got a bit of
Speaker 1: a backhand clip she knew. She surely reflection timed it perfectly.
Speaker 1: All right, Matt, have a lovely weekend, thanks your story,
Speaker 1: Thanks to Cool the Show. Andrew. Good morning, Christian, Andrew.
Speaker 7: Christian, you won't believe what I hit my mum with?
Speaker 1: What do you hit your mom with?
Speaker 7: Fly a try out fly? I was fly fishing when
Speaker 7: I was a lot younger than I am now, and
Speaker 7: on the back cast because you're doing multiple casts to
Speaker 7: get the way of the line out. The fly tapped
Speaker 7: her on the side of the head, hooked her in
Speaker 7: the scalp, and the tip of the line broke, a
Speaker 7: very light line. I was unaware, kept on my casting,
Speaker 7: and I only would away when Mom yelled out and
Speaker 7: could feel the hook in the side of her head.
Speaker 3: I mean, can you let our listeners know if you
Speaker 3: ever go fishing again?
Speaker 1: What do you mean you weren't aware you got your hook?
Speaker 5: Your mom's scout really big boat, now, my god, the
Speaker 5: lands of the big one, the great White, she's one.
Speaker 5: You should seen, the one that got away.
Speaker 7: And the line at the very end of it when
Speaker 7: you're fly fishing is very light. It broke without my
Speaker 7: actual knowledge. I was only fourteen or fifteen at the
Speaker 7: time and just had kept on casting, practicing, And yeah,
Speaker 7: I heard this yell behind me, and next thing I know,
Speaker 7: I'm helping them remove a trout fly from the side
Speaker 7: of her head.
Speaker 3: That must have bloody hurt. It's not the scene in
Speaker 3: There's Something about Mary Andrew.
Speaker 7: Well. The good thing is that when I was fishing
Speaker 7: with them, they were barbarous hooks, so they know they
Speaker 7: are easily easy to remove from the fish with her
Speaker 7: hurting the fish with I was doing catch a release.
Speaker 3: I love it when you're texting me with that hooka
Speaker 3: for the.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the hook came out reasonably easily. But yeah, she
Speaker 7: said there was like a beasting on her.
Speaker 1: But that was.
Speaker 7: Bit shocking for both of us. We both have a
Speaker 7: laugh of it.
Speaker 3: Neil, that's good news, Andrew. Andrew have a lovely weekend.
Speaker 3: Thank you, chee and tune in sent.
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