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<v Speaker 1>Christy.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Passy, please tell us the pumpkin story that happened.

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<v Speaker 2>To you, Yester'm honestly I went home yesterday and Chris said,

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<v Speaker 2>of course this would only happen to you. I had

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<v Speaker 2>to go to the supermarket. I'm big on soup at

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<v Speaker 2>the moment, making up lots and lots of souper.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what this is, whether it's a wintering thing.

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<v Speaker 3>My wife is making batches of soup.

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<v Speaker 4>I had pumpkin soup yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>Making pumpkin soup. Yeah, it's actually really nice. Yeah, you're

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<v Speaker 3>making leak and potato the other day.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh delicious.

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<v Speaker 3>I got all these old takeaway cards that she poured

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<v Speaker 3>in and then I have to go and take it

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<v Speaker 3>to the freezer.

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<v Speaker 1>It's cottage industry we've got at the moment.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just like a little soup Methla chipmunks preparing for

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<v Speaker 2>the winter.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we stopped piling in the cave.

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<v Speaker 2>No, so I bought a heap of pumpkin yesterday and

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<v Speaker 2>as I was going through the chick.

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<v Speaker 1>Heat, what's that three three pumpkins?

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<v Speaker 2>I bought three quarter ones you know how they cut

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<v Speaker 2>it up for you, because I can't cut up a

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<v Speaker 2>full big one.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know they want to take it to a

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<v Speaker 3>deli like a Now it's like.

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<v Speaker 4>Pre cart, just go for one fully too heavy though, jack.

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<v Speaker 2>Too heavy for my little hands to gotcha. Anyway, So

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<v Speaker 2>there was a lady in front of me as I

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<v Speaker 2>went to check out. I was emptying my trolley and

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<v Speaker 2>I was stupidly doing it with one hand and kind

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<v Speaker 2>of not looking at what I was doing. I was

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<v Speaker 2>in a hurry. It was school pickup time. I had

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<v Speaker 2>this small window of opportunity. So anyway, I'm chucking stuff

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<v Speaker 2>up on the conveyor belt. Only when I picked up

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<v Speaker 2>the pumpkin, it was in the plastic and it was

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<v Speaker 2>so slippery, and it just slipped out of my hand

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<v Speaker 2>and unfortunately hit the lady that was going through in

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<v Speaker 2>the middle of the shoulder blades.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, I mean that is unfortunately. It feels dreadful aggressive.

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<v Speaker 4>It's hard to say that's an accident because it's so

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<v Speaker 4>direct an accident.

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<v Speaker 1>It was an accident.

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<v Speaker 4>Heavy hand and I actually don't find that plastic slippery.

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<v Speaker 1>I rap it's quite very sticky. Didn't stick to my hands.

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<v Speaker 2>Yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>It feels like you were throwing a bit of a tantrum. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>not at all. Yeah, just sort of scooping them up

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<v Speaker 1>at pace.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I felt so bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, she took because actually, right there, even like a

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<v Speaker 3>half one or whatever, they still weigh a couple of pounds.

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<v Speaker 3>You really must have had to be scooping. It was

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<v Speaker 3>swinging that pool of yours.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I was in a hurry, so I was like

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<v Speaker 2>chucking stuff on the confined between the shoulder bats, between

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<v Speaker 2>the shoulder bats. Anyway, she swung around and I said,

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<v Speaker 2>oh you again, And I said, oh, I am so

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<v Speaker 2>terribly sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>But even that sounds passive, like, oh, I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>But I felt incredibly embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 4>But she was very good about it.

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<v Speaker 2>She said, oh, well, who said we're smashing pumpkins here today?

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<v Speaker 1>And I thought.

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<v Speaker 2>I was nearly tempted to go to the front end

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<v Speaker 2>lady and say, can I have you got video footage

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<v Speaker 2>of that?

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<v Speaker 1>Because it would I would love to see that stick

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<v Speaker 1>out the case for you. I'd love to see.

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<v Speaker 4>There's one thing we secure today.

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<v Speaker 1>They film everything, don't they.

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<v Speaker 5>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>I was in Walmost the other day and even that

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<v Speaker 3>seales service checkout and there was some problem and I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't realize.

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<v Speaker 1>Now they've got instant video replay.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, which I didn't know.

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<v Speaker 3>There was a camera above me and it literally goes

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<v Speaker 3>back the last ten seconds overhead shot.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like going to the umpires the vision, the.

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<v Speaker 4>Vision, so like on the air when when someone takes

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<v Speaker 4>a speculatfl and we're watching it the next second later

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<v Speaker 4>in slow motion.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she was checking that.

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't trying to get some free hydrolight tablets without pain.

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<v Speaker 4>Hate that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like they make this check it out and you

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<v Speaker 2>don't trust us enough.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, so this morning we want to know call

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<v Speaker 3>us up and tell us you won't believe what hit

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<v Speaker 3>me because this poor lady that's obviously been in the

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<v Speaker 3>shoulder base by a pumpkin. Her version of the story

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<v Speaker 3>is some crazy tiger man, yes, chucking her weight around

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<v Speaker 3>like scooping up a big old hulk hands threw a

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<v Speaker 3>pumpkin at me.

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<v Speaker 4>She goes home to her family, relays the story and

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<v Speaker 4>they all say, no way, was that an accident.

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<v Speaker 3>She goes to this and said, I need this video

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<v Speaker 3>for the police. This is a salt a pumpkin crime

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<v Speaker 3>has been committed here, okay, all right, caught us up

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<v Speaker 3>a nine four one four one oh four to three.

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<v Speaker 1>But your stories, you won't believe what hit me? The

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Patsy claims she accidentally threw a pumpkin that slipped out

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<v Speaker 3>her hands yesterday so hard that actually got airborne, and

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<v Speaker 3>then whacked someone in between the shoulder blades.

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<v Speaker 1>You about, pumpkin is heavy.

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<v Speaker 4>And when they quartered like that on the edges as well,

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<v Speaker 4>it's very dangerous.

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<v Speaker 3>Money, Christian. I was riding my horse on a trail

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<v Speaker 3>in the bush. It was a tight track and had

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<v Speaker 3>a farm fence on my right. Bush on the left

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<v Speaker 3>is line in the songs.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like a country album.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a pair of ducks on the trails.

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<v Speaker 3>Minded mine, b says, chatting way to my friend, and

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<v Speaker 3>then one of the ducks flew up and smacked me

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<v Speaker 3>right in the face.

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<v Speaker 1>That's from Christine. That's got a matte here, Good morning, Matt's.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, guys, you never guess hit me? Yeah, you don't

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<v Speaker 6>believe it hit me either. Goes out bowling with my

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<v Speaker 6>wife and kids, and my wife was doing terribly so

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<v Speaker 6>I decided to bowl with her and didn't tell her

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<v Speaker 6>that I was doing so. And as she went to bowl,

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<v Speaker 6>I went to bawl with her and her back swinger

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<v Speaker 6>the bowl and ball hit me in the head.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you say you went to bowl with her?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean? Were you like ghosting her?

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<v Speaker 6>Or she was sort of left of the alleys to

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<v Speaker 6>the right, and so she had thought, we're trying it

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<v Speaker 6>to two balls down there, maybe one I'll make it

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<v Speaker 6>to the end. And yeah, so when she sung back.

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<v Speaker 3>Like Patsy, however, back swing if I've never seen anyone

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<v Speaker 3>do that sort of windmill, you just take it back

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<v Speaker 3>a bit, don't you actually got I think she knew

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<v Speaker 3>where you were.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I like good ones.

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<v Speaker 1>You got what you do? You've got a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>a backhand clip she knew. She surely reflection timed it perfectly.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Matt, have a lovely weekend, thanks your story,

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks to Cool the Show. Andrew. Good morning, Christian, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 7>Christian, you won't believe what I hit my mum with?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you hit your mom with?

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<v Speaker 7>Fly a try out fly? I was fly fishing when

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<v Speaker 7>I was a lot younger than I am now, and

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<v Speaker 7>on the back cast because you're doing multiple casts to

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<v Speaker 7>get the way of the line out. The fly tapped

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<v Speaker 7>her on the side of the head, hooked her in

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<v Speaker 7>the scalp, and the tip of the line broke, a

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<v Speaker 7>very light line. I was unaware, kept on my casting,

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<v Speaker 7>and I only would away when Mom yelled out and

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<v Speaker 7>could feel the hook in the side of her head.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, can you let our listeners know if you

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<v Speaker 3>ever go fishing again?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean you weren't aware you got your hook?

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<v Speaker 5>Your mom's scout really big boat, now, my god, the

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<v Speaker 5>lands of the big one, the great White, she's one.

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<v Speaker 5>You should seen, the one that got away.

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<v Speaker 7>And the line at the very end of it when

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<v Speaker 7>you're fly fishing is very light. It broke without my

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<v Speaker 7>actual knowledge. I was only fourteen or fifteen at the

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<v Speaker 7>time and just had kept on casting, practicing, And yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>I heard this yell behind me, and next thing I know,

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<v Speaker 7>I'm helping them remove a trout fly from the side

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<v Speaker 7>of her head.

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<v Speaker 3>That must have bloody hurt. It's not the scene in

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<v Speaker 3>There's Something about Mary Andrew.

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<v Speaker 7>Well. The good thing is that when I was fishing

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<v Speaker 7>with them, they were barbarous hooks, so they know they

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<v Speaker 7>are easily easy to remove from the fish with her

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<v Speaker 7>hurting the fish with I was doing catch a release.

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<v Speaker 3>I love it when you're texting me with that hooka

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<v Speaker 3>for the.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, the hook came out reasonably easily. But yeah, she

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<v Speaker 7>said there was like a beasting on her.

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<v Speaker 1>But that was.

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<v Speaker 7>Bit shocking for both of us. We both have a

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<v Speaker 7>laugh of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Neil, that's good news, Andrew. Andrew have a lovely weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, chee and tune in sent.

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<v Speaker 1>On next week for Angler's chat. Christian Connells Show podcast