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Speaker 1: We were about to kick off and you just put
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Speaker 1: Guys. Hi, I'm Brittany and I'm Laura.
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Speaker 1: This is our radio show. So this Saturday radio show
Speaker 1: that we package up for you, we take out all
Speaker 1: the stuff you don't want to hear, and we keep
Speaker 1: all the stuff you do want to hear.
Speaker 3: Do you know what you don't want to hear?
Speaker 2: It's me birthing into a microphone for a good fifteen second.
Speaker 4: Do you want to hear that?
Speaker 2: Mistury made us do the Sprite Challenge that's going around
Speaker 2: on TikTok and it was the worst four minutes of
Speaker 2: my entire life.
Speaker 1: You struggle, Yeah, it was one minute though the whole challenge, Yeah, but.
Speaker 3: Were aftermath the whole thing together.
Speaker 2: I'm still I'm literally still seeing angels at this moment.
Speaker 1: Look, someone did come out on top. There was a winner.
Speaker 1: We'll let you decide who that was.
Speaker 4: Brittany astral projected too, hooked up into the sky and
Speaker 4: was in a different dimension.
Speaker 3: You know what, because I.
Speaker 1: Get so competitive that I just removed my tiger woods,
Speaker 1: remove myself.
Speaker 2: Out of my body and just get the job done.
Speaker 2: That's not trying to The spirit has left my body.
Speaker 2: I'm never going to be the same after that.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 2: This is all the highlights from today's radio show. We
Speaker 2: do it every single week. It's on from ten am
Speaker 2: to twelve. We would love it if you listen live.
Speaker 3: Do do you have.
Speaker 1: Andy on from Master Chef? Actually we have a little
Speaker 1: chat to hear one of the Master Chef.
Speaker 4: You're a bit flirting with Andy, shame is in aged.
Speaker 1: I don't think I was flirty. I think that's just
Speaker 1: how I am. But people think because you're single, young
Speaker 1: woman that you're flirty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, actually, you know what, fuck the patriarchy they do,
Speaker 3: don't they?
Speaker 4: Sorry they do?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're you're part of the problem, you white man.
Speaker 1: Also, it's my job. My job is still like into
Speaker 1: you and get the good stuff.
Speaker 4: You're an animal. Her first burp, guys, it shook the building.
Speaker 1: There were many as well.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not okay, I'm just gonna put it out there.
Speaker 3: I need to go and have a writ it down. Anyway,
Speaker 3: let's put in.
Speaker 1: You weren't okay before the channel.
Speaker 3: Well I'm far worse now. Let's get into today's show,
Speaker 3: the Lifetime Cut Radio Show and Laura.
Speaker 4: Right now, Laura, you had to flex your big boss
Speaker 4: muscles recently.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, flex, And you know what, I had to
Speaker 2: fire someone. I was gonna say flex my big boss muscles,
Speaker 2: but that sounded a bit creepy.
Speaker 1: That makes me, just that sentence makes me uncomfortable. I
Speaker 1: had to fire someone. I could not fight anyone in
Speaker 1: my life. I've tried to fire you a million times
Speaker 1: to still here.
Speaker 4: It's just the tiny may right, the jewelry lay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have another business and we have some staff
Speaker 2: who work for us, Like we've got a really great team,
Speaker 2: quite a few girls who work for us. Now, this
Speaker 2: happened a little while ago, a couple of months ago,
Speaker 2: and I didn't want to tell anyone because I find
Speaker 2: this so so uncomfortable. Right anyway, I'll tell you what happened.
Speaker 2: So one of our staff she canceled her shift. She
Speaker 2: canceled her shift on the Friday morning, right the morning
Speaker 2: of so an hour before she was supposed to come
Speaker 2: to the shop.
Speaker 1: Left behind dry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's really hard when you work in retail
Speaker 2: and someone cancels a shift last minute because they're sick.
Speaker 3: Of course, you're like, look.
Speaker 2: I get it, it happens, but there is a moment
Speaker 2: there where you think, God, that's very inconvenient. Yeah. So
Speaker 2: canceled the shift on Friday because she said that she
Speaker 2: was sick, then canceled her shift again on Saturday because
Speaker 2: she said she was sick again. And I was like,
Speaker 2: oh God, it's very convenient being so sick on a
Speaker 2: Friday and Saturday. Now, what my staff don't realize. All
Speaker 2: this girl certainly didn't realize at the time, is that
Speaker 2: I follow my staff. But from my dog's account, you
Speaker 2: got a burner account for recount, so I have Buster
Speaker 2: buster has his own Instagram account. There's no photos. It's
Speaker 2: purely just so I can smile on people.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, is pretty recognizable with this three
Speaker 1: legs dog was following me, I know.
Speaker 2: But she had been posting photos that she had been
Speaker 2: out the night before, and then it was the afternoon
Speaker 2: and she posted a photo of a kebab.
Speaker 3: Like, how can you be so silly?
Speaker 1: So does that mean? Do you think that means you,
Speaker 1: as the boss, have been blocked from her stories? Because
Speaker 1: if you couldn't see them, because why you wouldn't do
Speaker 1: that if you thought you you wouldn't be putting stuff
Speaker 1: up like will partying, if you thought you could call in.
Speaker 4: Sick, you know, not to post if you've called in
Speaker 4: when I have.
Speaker 3: Caught him sick.
Speaker 2: In the past, I have been so scared for my
Speaker 2: life that someone's gonna see me peering through my window
Speaker 2: that I will close the blinds and sit in my
Speaker 2: bed and watch, you know, a whole series of something.
Speaker 3: I don't even leave the house.
Speaker 4: I'll get my dad to do it.
Speaker 3: Controversial.
Speaker 1: The only thing more stressful for me gives me more
Speaker 1: anxiety than the thought of firing someone is calling in sick.
Speaker 1: When you're sick. I don't think I've ever called in
Speaker 1: sick in my life. It gives me so much anxiety
Speaker 1: about making the call that I'm like, i'll just go,
Speaker 1: I'll just front her.
Speaker 2: So we ended up just having to phase her. I
Speaker 2: didn't look when I say I flexed my big boss muscle.
Speaker 2: She was casual style, so I just didn't end up
Speaker 2: putting her on another sheet.
Speaker 3: I literally got.
Speaker 2: I was too nervous to say you on Instagram eating
Speaker 2: a dirty, big kebab, you're a big night.
Speaker 4: Now she can't afford it reminds me.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys saw in the news
Speaker 1: this week, there's an influencer up on the Gold Coast
Speaker 1: and I was like, same, same, but different. But she's
Speaker 1: just been caught out because she's been posting this beautiful
Speaker 1: trip in Paris. She's, you know, amazing trip. I watched
Speaker 1: it and I was like, I'm jealous. But she's been
Speaker 1: seen in Brisbane, so she's she's in Brisbane, but posting
Speaker 1: that she's in Paris.
Speaker 3: The whole holiday is a lie.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know, it's okay, So I dove deep,
Speaker 1: I went deep. It's not a lie because she did it.
Speaker 1: She's not photo shopping herself in she did a trip to.
Speaker 3: Green Screen.
Speaker 1: She's got like a toy out behind her. No, she
Speaker 1: did the trip, but then she's posting about it now
Speaker 1: like she's there in real time, and I think, a
Speaker 1: bless her. No, she's been trolled, right, and I feel
Speaker 1: sorry for But I'm the most empathetic person you'll ever meet.
Speaker 1: What I think has happened is she's been on holiday
Speaker 1: before and posted real time and she was actually robbed
Speaker 1: because people knew where she was because she was tagging
Speaker 1: where she was. So now I think she just she
Speaker 1: lives her life and then she pretends she lived it
Speaker 1: a week later. So I went to hear it.
Speaker 3: Four years ago.
Speaker 2: Does that mean that I can pretend that I'm still
Speaker 2: eating priisonants at the bottom of the Eiffel.
Speaker 1: Tower, Like it's still semi time sensitive? You can't post
Speaker 1: a trip from twenty five years ago?
Speaker 2: Sound sorry, But who puts the time sensit? Who makes
Speaker 2: the limit? Maybe are you trying to say, maybe my
Speaker 2: staff was posting kebab, but it was from the week prior.
Speaker 3: She thought it was good content.
Speaker 1: It could have been maybe she was yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's actually what could have been?
Speaker 4: But I don't mean so maybe I want to see
Speaker 4: if you can beat it. Gives a call thirteen one
Speaker 4: six y five How did you get caught? What did
Speaker 4: you get caught lying about your boss?
Speaker 5: Call Knew in twenty two your Saturday Morning read Hockley
Speaker 5: and Laura Ben.
Speaker 4: Talking What did you lie to your boss about?
Speaker 3: What did you light to your boss about?
Speaker 1: I lie to you all the time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not You're not bosses your equals, right.
Speaker 1: I don't lie to you either, and I'm for sure
Speaker 1: your boss.
Speaker 2: This came off the back of me having one of
Speaker 2: my staff lie to me, yes, and then I caught
Speaker 2: them out on the Instagram.
Speaker 4: That's right. So we want to know what did you
Speaker 4: like to your boss about? Star on the air thirteen
Speaker 4: one o six five tell us Star, you liar?
Speaker 6: Start?
Speaker 3: Even your real name?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Are you lying to us?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: Toosive, you know what?
Speaker 7: It's shorts for stuff Ruler. And as I get older,
Speaker 7: I get more sensitive about my name.
Speaker 3: Now I feel terrible.
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, no, I'll copy it.
Speaker 4: What did you light to your boss about? Start?
Speaker 7: Well, I was working with my mom at Saint Vincent's
Speaker 7: Hospital in the city and my mom was having a
Speaker 7: bit of a rough day. So I texted her sneaker
Speaker 7: at my desk and was like, let's cop downstairs, just
Speaker 7: say that we are going to get going to run
Speaker 7: some errands, but we're actually just going to go have
Speaker 7: a bit of a coffee.
Speaker 3: Went down with your mum.
Speaker 7: Yeah, So we're having a coffee downstairs, thinking we're all,
Speaker 7: you know, private and discreet. Then I look up and
Speaker 7: there's this tiny window and out of the corner of
Speaker 7: my eye, I see my boss and like the other
Speaker 7: scenius stuff just staring at us, and they know exactly
Speaker 7: what we've done.
Speaker 2: Like they're all nice, but how great does it go
Speaker 2: that you snuck off with your mom? Like, I feel
Speaker 2: like there's a little bit there's a little bit of
Speaker 2: leeway when you explain my mum was having a bad day.
Speaker 3: It would take someone with no empathy to be angry
Speaker 3: at that.
Speaker 1: But you're a hospital worker.
Speaker 3: You're allowed that.
Speaker 1: You're allowed like five wags a day.
Speaker 4: I agree that's a tough game because.
Speaker 1: I'm a hospital worker, so I'm on your side.
Speaker 3: Stuff.
Speaker 4: I thirteen one or six five? Tell us what did
Speaker 4: you lie to your boss about?
Speaker 8: It wasn't necessarily a little lied, but I called it
Speaker 8: him sick to work one time and I didn't have
Speaker 8: any breakfast at home, so I went and had like
Speaker 8: a local community event thing where they were giving out
Speaker 8: free breakfast. So I went along to it, and the
Speaker 8: news reporters happened to be like filming and put on
Speaker 8: the news.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, Stead, you were sick, but instead you were
Speaker 2: well enough to go line up for a free breakfast
Speaker 2: and you ended up.
Speaker 4: On the news.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's free. You're always well enough when it's free.
Speaker 3: And what did your boss say?
Speaker 8: Well, my BOS didn't actually talk to me about it,
Speaker 8: but I changed my profile picture on Facebook. This is
Speaker 8: like gone back like ten years ago when I used
Speaker 8: to change my profile picture on Facebook. But yeah, somebody
Speaker 8: that I work with they commented on my profile picture
Speaker 8: and like, oh, it looks like you had a fun time.
Speaker 8: But their breakfast yesterday.
Speaker 1: Was a breakfast worth it? What was it? It was
Speaker 1: like a waffle or.
Speaker 8: Yeah, no, it was a sausage sizzle monsage?
Speaker 4: Did you dirty?
Speaker 1: Didn't it?
Speaker 4: Wrap this up? For a Sarah, I'm thirteen one six five?
Speaker 4: What did you lie to your boss about?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 9: I want to preface this by saying I was in
Speaker 9: my early twenties. Oh, God makes it better. I worked
Speaker 9: in a bar and I wanted to go to a
Speaker 9: festival last minute. I think it was good vibes or something,
Speaker 9: and I was rostered on to work. So I said
Speaker 9: my grandma had died and I had her funeral.
Speaker 3: That's terrible, Sarah, it is terrible.
Speaker 9: And then my boss said that they wanted to come
Speaker 9: to the funeral to support me, so I had to
Speaker 9: lie again. I have to say that it was family only.
Speaker 1: So you you lied and said you threw your grandma
Speaker 1: metaphorically under a bus.
Speaker 3: She was still and then.
Speaker 1: Then you had to lie on top of the lie
Speaker 1: and say that your boss couldn't come to the funeral.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you're making me feel worse about it.
Speaker 3: But how was the festival? Is what I want to know.
Speaker 9: It was really good, it was I think it was
Speaker 9: a good vibes.
Speaker 4: I got bad plenty.
Speaker 1: I hope your grandmama is still alive, and well, yeah
Speaker 1: she's not.
Speaker 4: That's not funny, Sarah. Okay, Sarah, probably lying about it.
Speaker 3: I hope your boss came to the second one.
Speaker 4: That's God. This is the Life on count radio.
Speaker 5: Show and Laura Ben monkey.
Speaker 4: Did you see the news this? Sweet girls? He goes
Speaker 4: on Twitter. I actually don't know if you have Twitter accounts.
Speaker 1: I never tweeted in my life. I don't even know
Speaker 1: how to tweet.
Speaker 3: Look, I need more words.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not a concise person account.
Speaker 1: I need more words. Your job is radio and podcast
Speaker 1: give me and they give me a lot of words.
Speaker 3: That's why. That's why I do podcasts has long form
Speaker 3: content smart.
Speaker 4: Well, that's what confuses me about Elon Musk buying Twitter
Speaker 4: this week for sixty one billion Australian dollars.
Speaker 1: That is insanity. But do you know imagine dropping sixty
Speaker 1: one billion to buy Twitter and then still having two
Speaker 1: hundred and two billion dollars in the bank after dropping, jeez,
Speaker 1: sixty billion dollars.
Speaker 3: What I want to know is why did he buy it? Like,
Speaker 3: why did he want?
Speaker 2: Well, no one knows it because he wants to be
Speaker 2: able to say whatever he wants to say.
Speaker 1: He's very controversial on Twitter. He goes rogue a lot,
Speaker 1: like him and Donald Trump. Donald Trump's been kicked off Twitter.
Speaker 4: Actually, that's what I thought we'd do. I thought Elon
Speaker 4: Muska prolific tweeter. So is Donald Trump, who was kicked
Speaker 4: off in twenty twenty one for being controversial. I thought,
Speaker 4: I've got a bunch of tweets from Donald Trump from
Speaker 4: Elon Musk. I'm going to read them to you, and
Speaker 4: I want you to decide was it Elon or was
Speaker 4: it Donald? All right, so I got the first tweet,
Speaker 4: So it's either Elon or it's either Donald Trump. Tweet
Speaker 4: number one. Ready for this, let's go. Everyone knows I
Speaker 4: am right that Robin Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In
Speaker 4: a couple of years. He will thank me. Be smart, Robert.
Speaker 3: I think this is Trump.
Speaker 2: But could you imagine the president of the United States
Speaker 2: caring that much about your relationship.
Speaker 1: I've not got you care. I love anyone to care.
Speaker 4: You're right, it's Donald Trump in twenty twelve, so it
Speaker 4: was pre presidential era, but still all right, next tweet, everybody,
Speaker 4: This one is exciting. I'm selling almost all physical possessions.
Speaker 4: Will own no house.
Speaker 1: Elon because he lives in like a shark in the.
Speaker 2: Dad, and because Donald Trump would never part with his possessions.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say it's this is too easy.
Speaker 10: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think was tweet them three will get you who
Speaker 4: tweeted if life is a video game, The graphics are great,
Speaker 4: but the plot is confusing and the Tutori hill is
Speaker 4: way too.
Speaker 1: Long because Donald Trump couldn't string a sentence together like that.
Speaker 4: I'll know this one. Sorry losers and haters, but my
Speaker 4: IQ is one of the highest.
Speaker 2: Donald Trump already Donald Trump, I mean that should have
Speaker 2: been Elon.
Speaker 4: But Donald Trump, you know you don't have to finish
Speaker 4: his tweet. That's very funny. Final one. This is last
Speaker 4: tweet who said this? This is actually hard. He's a
Speaker 4: tough one. Guys. Oh, this took me months to find.
Speaker 4: The color orange is named after the fruit who tweeted.
Speaker 1: That that's elon. I reckon.
Speaker 3: I see, I was gonna say, Donald Trump. No, that's good.
Speaker 2: Great, okay, Well, you know whoever wins this is the
Speaker 2: tiebreak tiebreaker.
Speaker 4: The winner is Brittany Hockley.
Speaker 1: It is wow, why on deep? Donald Trump's not that deep?
Speaker 1: And Donald Trump's skin is orange, so he wouldn't have
Speaker 1: thought he would more attention to himself.
Speaker 2: The cal orange is actually named well, it's the color
Speaker 2: of my body in my hair, right.
Speaker 5: Fred Hockley and Laura Ben getting saucy for your Saturday
Speaker 5: Morning a Cut radio show.
Speaker 4: If you're watching Master Chef, you'll love Andy Allen. Bit
Speaker 4: of a heart throb in that kitchen.
Speaker 1: He's pretty handsome, but he's engaged.
Speaker 4: Well, we're going to talk is on net Weird Weird Weird.
Speaker 3: So we did this on our podcast this week.
Speaker 2: We talked about there was a woman who wrote in
Speaker 2: and she said that she did something that she thought
Speaker 2: other people did and it turned out that nobody else
Speaker 2: did it.
Speaker 3: She said, okay, this is the story.
Speaker 2: She said that when she goes to the toilet sometimes
Speaker 2: she will spit onto the toilet paper if she needs
Speaker 2: a bit of extra help with the clean and she
Speaker 2: brought it up with her group of friends and then
Speaker 2: that's how she found out that that's weird.
Speaker 4: She expected no judge.
Speaker 2: Everyone what and everyone was like what, I'm sorry, repeat
Speaker 2: that and she was like, oh, yeah, I do this thing,
Speaker 2: or I spill on tall paper.
Speaker 3: Don't you do that too?
Speaker 2: And they were like no, we're not gonna we're not
Speaker 2: We're not bonding over that. But we then threw it
Speaker 2: out on Instagram because we were like, I know, there's
Speaker 2: going to be other people out there that do super
Speaker 2: weird stuff in the privacy of their own home and
Speaker 2: just don't tell anyone. Oh god, yeah, but thankfully they
Speaker 2: told us. So, I've got a couple of them here.
Speaker 1: Oh they came in. I want to kick it off
Speaker 1: with and please tell me, you two if you do
Speaker 1: any of these things, bend over in front of the
Speaker 1: mirror in my spare time to check that I shaved
Speaker 1: all of my butt hair off.
Speaker 2: Oh so, how would you know if you've shaved or
Speaker 2: your bum hair off mirror?
Speaker 3: I mean, don't you check? I don't think it's that weird.
Speaker 4: I've got a friend. But I've got a friend you
Speaker 4: can check for you.
Speaker 3: You just haven't checked it.
Speaker 1: That's the problem.
Speaker 4: I've got a friend that has a little side mirror
Speaker 4: that he puts on the floor and squats over the
Speaker 4: top of it.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, about how why do you know that we've
Speaker 3: discussed it?
Speaker 1: Hang on, sniff my dog's pour like it's air freshener.
Speaker 3: No, that's weird.
Speaker 2: That's also very dumb because it's this far furthest thing
Speaker 2: from it. They've been walking through their own pearl and stuff.
Speaker 1: I have kissed the top of Delilah's poor and like
Speaker 1: I smelt at once, But that was because I was like,
Speaker 1: which is a fresh puppy, you know, like baby smell,
Speaker 1: puppy smell. But no, I don't, it's not air freshen.
Speaker 2: And I also think, okay, I use my this is
Speaker 2: not me. I don't do this, but I'm reading it
Speaker 2: out verbatim. Use my hair as dental floss.
Speaker 4: Not does she attached to her head? She doesn't. Even
Speaker 4: she doesn't even pull a strand out. She'll be sitting
Speaker 4: at a Chinese restaurant and she'll be flossing her teeth.
Speaker 1: Table and then she just puts it back behind her ear.
Speaker 4: She's even got her favorite little strand that she's used
Speaker 4: for when your.
Speaker 2: Hair is like white all when it gets when it's wiry,
Speaker 2: because as you get older, your hair gets a bit bigger,
Speaker 2: they'd be more coarse.
Speaker 3: I think I've tried this before and my hair just broken.
Speaker 1: Teeth and got stuck. You need some hair vitamins. This
Speaker 1: is one of my favorite ones. I practiced smiling casually
Speaker 1: in the mirror. Who practices?
Speaker 3: How I was small?
Speaker 2: You know, I feel like I've done a lot of these. Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: I used to practice before school photos. I was like,
Speaker 2: what's a normal smile? What's a good smile.
Speaker 3: I had a big I had a big gaffy in
Speaker 3: my front teeth, and I used to be really self.
Speaker 4: Conscious standing in front of the mirror.
Speaker 1: And do you know anymore?
Speaker 3: I was fifteen at the time.
Speaker 1: I used to practice something when I was a kid.
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you this. I just had this
Speaker 1: flashback memory. Now, Oh God, at least want to be
Speaker 1: an actor. When I was a kid, I used to
Speaker 1: practice over and over again, pretending I found treasure. So like,
Speaker 1: I used to have a little box that had like
Speaker 1: some coins in it, and I would do this scene
Speaker 1: in my bedroom, shocked, over and over again. I would
Speaker 1: open up the treasure chairs and I'd practice my it.
Speaker 6: Okay, ready, I'd go you couldn't see that, But that
Speaker 6: was maybe. But that's what I used to do with
Speaker 6: a kid, over and over.
Speaker 4: Somehow that's weirder than smelling your dog's paws.
Speaker 2: Well, if we want one more thing, I keep some
Speaker 2: tweezers in my car to pluck the chin hairs.
Speaker 4: Look, you got.
Speaker 1: Your mom who keeps her hair attached to her head
Speaker 1: losses at the Twining restaurant.
Speaker 4: We're all cooked.
Speaker 2: I think everybody has something a bit weird that they
Speaker 2: do normal very around.
Speaker 3: The Life Cut radio show with Brit Hockey.
Speaker 4: And Laura Burns. Right now, our guest, the new season
Speaker 4: of Mastershire Fans First Favorites is on Channel ten. But
Speaker 4: loving it. The Judge Extraordinaire Andy Allen is here. Hello,
Speaker 4: Buddy Hill.
Speaker 11: That's an entrance, The Judge Extraordinary. I love that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just want to throw that in. You are
Speaker 4: you're a contestant turn Judge.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, we're back in twenty twelve. That's happened since then.
Speaker 11: But yeah, I'm loving being in Judge Like it's it's
Speaker 11: less stressful than having to stand behind those benches day
Speaker 11: and day out.
Speaker 1: Well, let's be real, you get paid a lot more too.
Speaker 1: That's why I really love it.
Speaker 11: You get paid a little more. But the stress levels
Speaker 11: are you know, they're a lot more to tape than
Speaker 11: than Hey, i'll tell you what. Those contestants go through it,
Speaker 11: you know, for a long period of time. So it
Speaker 11: is it's good to be on the other side of
Speaker 11: the bench.
Speaker 1: We've got some Master Chef questions, but I want to
Speaker 1: jump ahead. It's Brittany here, just so you know, Andy,
Speaker 1: I'm back on the market. This isn't going where you
Speaker 1: think you're saying.
Speaker 4: I'm talking about an apartment.
Speaker 1: I'm not about to ask you out. I'm nearly single,
Speaker 1: I'm back on the market, I'm back in the dating scene.
Speaker 1: I want to know, is there like a go to
Speaker 1: recipe that I could cook at home that's just going
Speaker 1: to like one hundred percent seal the deal. What's going
Speaker 1: to bring me home? What's going to get me over
Speaker 1: the loss.
Speaker 4: Of the day.
Speaker 3: And when we say it's home, she means to fourth based, and.
Speaker 1: I mean from the kitchen to the bedroom, not the
Speaker 1: Vindelou curry.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: But also I wanted to keep in mind that I'm
Speaker 1: culinary challenged, if that's even a.
Speaker 11: Term, right, Well, I think I could go to I
Speaker 11: would cook something that you want to eat, because the last.
Speaker 10: Thing you want to ladies and gentlemen, what's your go
Speaker 10: to avocado?
Speaker 1: Have you heard of sunken submarines? Andy sung in submarines?
Speaker 3: Have you heard of that?
Speaker 11: I haven't, but it could be a new culinary thing.
Speaker 11: What is it?
Speaker 1: Just where you get like one of those really long
Speaker 1: burgettes and you cut it but not all the way through.
Speaker 1: You cut it in little pieces and then you put
Speaker 1: spaghetti on the top and then you put it in
Speaker 1: the oven.
Speaker 11: Holy shit, they don't go there and.
Speaker 1: You feed that to your three year old?
Speaker 3: Is what that's for?
Speaker 11: Yeah, keep that for a hungover morning after. So my like, well,
Speaker 11: my fiance she's got she's dietary challenge, hardcore, she's Podmatt,
Speaker 11: she's pescatarian. So we just had a lot of fish
Speaker 11: and salad. And I know that sounds really boring, but when
Speaker 11: you when you came, when you when you do this
Speaker 11: day in a day out, you kind of learn how
Speaker 11: to dress up the old fish and talat to new levels.
Speaker 4: Dress it down with something that you want.
Speaker 11: To cook, because they'll get to know you that way.
Speaker 11: Maybe put the submarine aside, Maybe get something something a
Speaker 11: little bit more exciting about I want to save them
Speaker 11: and see how I go.
Speaker 3: Do you know what, Britt, I think you should just
Speaker 3: go for uber eads.
Speaker 4: I have a question.
Speaker 11: Just make sure there's Margaret readers. That's never a bad things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, first month, I have a question for you've been
Speaker 2: doing you have been judging for a little while now.
Speaker 2: When you first started, were you ever able to call
Speaker 2: up you know, Gary, Matt and George the old host
Speaker 2: and ask them for advice or was that kind of.
Speaker 3: A no go zone.
Speaker 11: Well, I did have a gym and tonic with Matt
Speaker 11: before we started filming. It was actually really nice him
Speaker 11: to reach out and just sort of say, you know,
Speaker 11: this is what you're in for, this is what you
Speaker 11: should be looking to do, because I was actually living
Speaker 11: in Sydney back then and we film in Melbourne, so
Speaker 11: he had more advice around your family and your friends
Speaker 11: and how to deal with that because it is such
Speaker 11: a commitment. We filmed for nearly seven months.
Speaker 2: Of the year.
Speaker 11: So wow, it's a big old show. Master Cheffer goes
Speaker 11: to sixty out, so that takes so much time. So
Speaker 11: it wasn't so much about the judging size as it
Speaker 11: was to like, how do you balance everything else because
Speaker 11: it does take up so much in time. So he
Speaker 11: was very very good to me and very generous.
Speaker 4: Did he hand you a cravat? Did he go in
Speaker 4: part sing it's down from one judge to another, tuck
Speaker 4: it in your necker chief.
Speaker 3: Out of the fryer and into the frying pan.
Speaker 4: We'll be looking out for it. We'll be watching fans
Speaker 4: first favor looking for the cravat. The new season is
Speaker 4: obviously out now with a star Jully good one. It's
Speaker 4: so great we'll watch it on Channel ten. Thanks for
Speaker 4: coming on, Andy, great.
Speaker 11: To chat gain good luck of the dating brit I.
Speaker 1: Can't post it anything.
Speaker 5: Take care, pull you in twenty two your Saturday Morning
Speaker 5: Hockley and Laura Ben.
Speaker 4: Coming up and ask and cut. We're doing that next.
Speaker 4: A burning listener question will be answered on the air
Speaker 4: after we discussed tip top trend the family ladies.
Speaker 2: Do you know what you suggested this? And I think
Speaker 2: it's a terrible idea.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen the trend, but I'm lo I have.
Speaker 2: I am engaged to a man who loves TikTok and
Speaker 2: I have seen it, and I'm he's.
Speaker 4: A good TikTok. I do love a matty Jay TikTok. Anyway,
Speaker 4: this is this is a bit different. This is called
Speaker 4: the sprite shower. I will let this TikToker explain it.
Speaker 4: I found this onwhere for you page Take a listen.
Speaker 2: So I keep seeing people on muffer you page doing
Speaker 2: this sprite challenge.
Speaker 1: Who the hell came up with this?
Speaker 6: Basically, if you don't know what it is, you have
Speaker 6: to down this whole bottle of sprite without burpen.
Speaker 3: Do I think I'm going to do it?
Speaker 6: Absolutely not, but I'm going to give it a try anyway,
Speaker 6: So yeah, let's give it a shot.
Speaker 1: I'm a bit nervous for.
Speaker 4: She jumps in, she drinks the spie the sprite in
Speaker 4: sixty seconds.
Speaker 3: The question is did she birth? Though?
Speaker 1: I don't want a burblar on live radio. I don't
Speaker 1: want to.
Speaker 4: I got two icy cod cans a sprite, so that's.
Speaker 2: For you, brittany how Okay, I hate sprite.
Speaker 1: I literally just drunk a whole soft drink good.
Speaker 3: I get a head start, give it a crack. Here
Speaker 3: we go.
Speaker 4: You're going to open the clock. You've got sixty seconds.
Speaker 1: So what's the rule?
Speaker 4: Drink it as quickly as you can. You've got to
Speaker 4: down it and you cannot burb this.
Speaker 1: So the winner is who can drink it the fastest,
Speaker 1: but also not burke.
Speaker 2: If you can drink it all and not burb, then
Speaker 2: you win, and I and I will.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you keep to you get to keep your dignity.
Speaker 3: Is the price?
Speaker 1: Are we going?
Speaker 4: Are we doing jeez each other? Sixty seconds?
Speaker 1: I don't want to stop.
Speaker 4: Oh oh my, oh my god.
Speaker 3: It burns.
Speaker 4: Britney Hockley is concentrating her eyes of It's like she's
Speaker 4: seen the angels. Stop making me laugh.
Speaker 3: It's so cold.
Speaker 4: Laura's nostrils are.
Speaker 1: Yuck.
Speaker 3: Laura burn, It is so yuck and so cold.
Speaker 4: Britney's getting up there halfway.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's coming.
Speaker 4: From the family. No, keep going on, keep going.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna stop.
Speaker 4: Britney's dedicated, almost done. Laura's chugging college football game. Come on, guys,
Speaker 4: twenty seconds left.
Speaker 3: Oh like go, it's either gonna be a paper prom well.
Speaker 4: Come on down the coat raise.
Speaker 1: I think I'm sick.
Speaker 6: I think I'm actually gonna be sick, Laura.
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna I don't know if I'm sick
Speaker 1: of birth.
Speaker 3: I'm cheosing my eyes.
Speaker 4: I'm crying.
Speaker 1: Sprite cans have.
Speaker 2: Miss I hate you, mis Churry, I hate you, and
Speaker 2: I hate myself right now.
Speaker 1: Thea's so cool. It's also worth the calories. It's sugar free.
Speaker 4: Go for a walk, walk it up. This is the
Speaker 4: life on Cut Radio show and Laura ben gows something
Speaker 4: really traumatic happened to me and my boyfriend this week,
Speaker 4: actually something bad together. It involves a penguin we're still together,
Speaker 4: but it's me and my boyfriend and a penguin. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm packed that in a bit. We got this to
Speaker 4: do first, ask.
Speaker 1: Gun Cut.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 1: We do it every week on a Thursday. We do
Speaker 1: a whole episode on it. You right in your deepest, darkest, sauciest,
Speaker 1: most sordid questions. Oh yeah, you do, and we do
Speaker 1: our best answer. I love and ask gun Cut, I
Speaker 1: love and ask un Cut. We've got a good one today.
Speaker 1: Dear Laura and Britt. I am a single mom of
Speaker 1: a beautiful four year old boy. My ex partner and
Speaker 1: I broke up six to seven months ago. We're doing
Speaker 1: a pretty good job of co parenting. He has him
Speaker 1: every Wednesday and second weekend. I am at a point
Speaker 1: where I feel as though I'm ready to date again.
Speaker 1: My question is, do you think I need to discuss
Speaker 1: this with my ex because we are co parenting? Do
Speaker 1: you have to have these conversations when you share a
Speaker 1: kid or is it none of his business? Any help
Speaker 1: would be appreciated.
Speaker 3: Oh it's a hard one, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I don't think it is.
Speaker 3: What's your answer?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I don't have kids, but I don't
Speaker 1: think you need to tell your ex anything until it
Speaker 1: involves the child. So if you're just getting out and
Speaker 1: dating when your child is back with the other parent,
Speaker 1: why is that matter. That's like saying, Hey, Bobby, just
Speaker 1: let you know I'm ducking down to the store getting
Speaker 1: some milk. His business.
Speaker 2: I guess the thing is, though, is she says that
Speaker 2: her partner has the kids every Wednesday night and then
Speaker 2: every second weekend.
Speaker 3: Does that mean that she's only going to.
Speaker 2: Go dating on the Wednesday night and then on the weekends,
Speaker 2: or does it mean that she's gone dating all throughout
Speaker 2: the week and the kid's going to be with the babysitter. Like,
Speaker 2: I think that there are things to consider as well.
Speaker 2: I just think of it from my perspective that like
Speaker 2: if Matt and I broke up and Matt had, you know,
Speaker 2: the children predominantly, but then he wasn't home a lot
Speaker 2: of the time because he was dating and the kids
Speaker 2: were going to a sitter or getting a nanny or whatever, I.
Speaker 3: Think I would like to know. Maybe I'm not entitled
Speaker 3: to know, but I would like to know.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's what this is. I just think
Speaker 1: she's trying to say, does he need to be kept
Speaker 1: up to date with everything in my life because the
Speaker 1: kids share a life, and I don't think they do.
Speaker 1: Even if even if she did want to go on
Speaker 1: a date right on a Wednesday night, on a Tuesday
Speaker 1: night that she has the child and she gets a babysitter,
Speaker 1: If she's getting a babysitter to go to dinner with
Speaker 1: her friends one night, she's entitled to do that. She's
Speaker 1: not gonna call him and tell him every step of
Speaker 1: the way what she's doing.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 3: No, this is true.
Speaker 1: So I don't see difference until it starts to involve
Speaker 1: the kid, and then one hundred percent, like you need
Speaker 1: to be very transparent when it starts to involve the child.
Speaker 1: But she's allowed. I think she's entitled to her personal life.
Speaker 2: No, and she's entitled to some privacy. But I do
Speaker 2: agree that when you're going to bring somebody home to
Speaker 2: meet the kid and they're going to become a part
Speaker 2: of the family unit, that's when you kind of have
Speaker 2: to tell you be.
Speaker 4: Honest, because kids will the kid will tell the dad
Speaker 4: that mummy's dating.
Speaker 3: You know, you're kido.
Speaker 2: Uncle Stephen came over again, Daddy, he's and I don't know,
Speaker 2: but he was changing a light bulb in a compromising
Speaker 2: position with me.
Speaker 4: He was very happy, but he was naked.
Speaker 1: You're not like, hey, Frank, just so you know, like
Speaker 1: I packed his lunch today. He's got a lunchbox, got
Speaker 1: a ham sandwich.
Speaker 3: Also got laid last night.
Speaker 1: Anyway, you guys have a great weekend.
Speaker 3: You're not just tomorrow at four.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Look, no, I think I think that I agree with you, Mitch.
Speaker 2: I think that there has to be a level of
Speaker 2: just honesty because it makes life easier.
Speaker 1: Yes, so what you say tell him when she goes
Speaker 1: on a date.
Speaker 2: Not every time, but I think you can say I
Speaker 2: am dating again. I'm gonna start dating again.
Speaker 4: We'll put it on your instes store and a lovely
Speaker 4: date night out.
Speaker 2: Your face too single, just don't need to mingle, Just
Speaker 2: do a soft launch.
Speaker 4: If you want to get on the air and get
Speaker 4: the girls to answer one of your deep, dug burning questions,
Speaker 4: hit us up. Lifehund Cut podcast on Instagram will have
Speaker 4: you on the.
Speaker 5: Show Bread Hockley and Laura Ben getting saucy for your
Speaker 5: Saturday morning a.
Speaker 4: Life Cut radio show. Ladies. I don't actually think I've
Speaker 4: told you this story. Something really dramatic. Happened to me?
Speaker 5: This?
Speaker 3: Oh god, what happened?
Speaker 1: I love anything that comes out of Miss True's mouth.
Speaker 3: It's excited.
Speaker 4: I'm not one to make things dramatic. But my beloved
Speaker 4: boyfriend Hayden was hacked this week.
Speaker 1: Oh dear, hack hacked online?
Speaker 4: Hat?
Speaker 1: Yeah, actually at the hairdresser.
Speaker 4: No, well, he's got a permse so he was hacked.
Speaker 3: What happened on what site?
Speaker 4: Okay, so get this. We I'll paint the picture. About
Speaker 4: to go to the movies, right, and we're in the line.
Speaker 4: We order our tickets. We have paid for our tickets.
Speaker 4: Looking at the popcorn options takes me a while, and
Speaker 4: he gets a notification on his phone that says two
Speaker 4: factor authentication, you know, enter this code to get into
Speaker 4: your email. Because that's weird. I'm not trying to get
Speaker 4: into my email. It's fine, probably nothing, just ignore it.
Speaker 4: Let's go back to the popcorn. And then he gets
Speaker 4: another notification. You've been logged out of your Big Pond.
Speaker 2: Oh a Big Pond account.
Speaker 4: That was the first issue. And I go, that's a
Speaker 4: red flag in the relationship.
Speaker 1: It is Hayden living in I know, so that.
Speaker 4: I go, oh, we'll just try to log back in.
Speaker 4: I'm sure something's going on logs back in. His password
Speaker 4: has been changed.
Speaker 1: So it's gone from Fluffy two twenty two to.
Speaker 4: What yeah, something else, something that we don't know.
Speaker 3: What did he like? What did they want from his
Speaker 3: Big Pond?
Speaker 4: We get this right, So then we go, that's bizago.
Speaker 4: We need to we need to call Big Pond now.
Speaker 4: And it's called Telstra asap and he goes, okay, we'll
Speaker 4: call tel We called Telstra and they go, oh, you know,
Speaker 4: thanks for calling back, Hayden, and we go, oh, sorry,
Speaker 4: what do you mean call back? And then went we
Speaker 4: just spoke to you thirty minutes ago. No, yeah, and
Speaker 4: it's on speakerphone and we are we like, drop the tickets.
Speaker 4: We run to the car and it seems here and
Speaker 4: it's actually an awful feeling for.
Speaker 3: Them to call.
Speaker 2: Surely there's more that they need to know, Like, surely
Speaker 2: they need to know all those like secret password questions.
Speaker 2: You know, what's your first dog's name? Well that's what
Speaker 2: we said, the street were you born on?
Speaker 4: Hayden's very polite and he went, oh what do you mean,
Speaker 4: I'm like, give me a phone. What do you mean
Speaker 4: you've spoken to someone thirty minutes ago full Jack Sparrow.
Speaker 4: I went so grumpy, and then she's like, well, you
Speaker 4: called it thirty minutes ago, saying you've lost your laptop
Speaker 4: and you've lost your phone and you don't remember your password.
Speaker 4: I go, no, that wasn't us no, so then you
Speaker 4: can tell they freak out. I'm transferring you to fraud.
Speaker 4: Then we're on hold, and then I get a message
Speaker 4: on a text from my friend. He goes, hey, just
Speaker 4: checking Hayden is across what's happening on his Instagram? I go,
Speaker 4: what do you I mean? So that Hayden pulls up
Speaker 4: his Instagram. Someone's hacked his Instagram. They've changed his profile
Speaker 4: picture to a club penguin penguin with a wig on.
Speaker 2: They started an only fans account with all the photo album.
Speaker 2: I think maybe Hayden needs to call up this these
Speaker 2: people that's who he should have working for him.
Speaker 4: Let me see it gets worse. The hack his Instagram.
Speaker 4: They change his username to me owing attack four oh four.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 1: That's what gets worse.
Speaker 4: Then we go shits are on the front of tells
Speaker 4: you that I'm call on Instagram. I've got contact on Instagram.
Speaker 4: I'm emailing my friends and then the hack is LinkedIn,
Speaker 4: hack is LinkedIn, and then this is when it gets bad.
Speaker 4: They post racial slurs. No, so LinkedIn they say, I'm
Speaker 4: quitting my job. I'm going to become a male stripper.
Speaker 3: Must be someone who he knowss be someone is not.
Speaker 3: This is not.
Speaker 2: Someone in in Zimbabwe who's trying to get some money.
Speaker 3: No, this is no, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Usually Nigerian's Nigerian scare is the princes and the prince
Speaker 4: scam friends.
Speaker 1: But that's this is unusual, right because this there's nothing
Speaker 1: to gain from that. This is very personal. So who
Speaker 1: has Hayden pissed off?
Speaker 4: No, clearly penguin with a wig on. He's pitched off
Speaker 4: the cats. Anyway, after like about I think a solid
Speaker 4: eight hours, we finally got access to all his accounts again.
Speaker 4: But they did weird things. They unfollowed me, They deleted
Speaker 4: photos with me, and it was a week which.
Speaker 1: Is going it gets worse. They unfollowed me and I looked.
Speaker 4: Really good in most photos. That's the real travesty. They
Speaker 4: deleted hot pits of me.
Speaker 1: Poor hate And so he's back on action. He didn't
Speaker 1: lose his job.
Speaker 3: Is I have my mouth open.
Speaker 4: Why.
Speaker 3: I'm like, now, I'm like, why did they have something
Speaker 3: against you? Maybe it's someone.
Speaker 2: Who's in love with Hayden, it is he's got a stalker,
Speaker 2: someone who's in love with him me too, or an
Speaker 2: ex that's come back for vengeance.
Speaker 3: It's someone who's jilted.
Speaker 4: I still think it's a penguin with a wig on.
Speaker 4: So that's where we're gonna leave that. If you're listening
Speaker 4: hack up, back off, listen. There's a great episode of
Speaker 4: the Life on Cut podcast dropping Tuesday.
Speaker 3: After that segment.
Speaker 2: Who knows if you want any more of us, but
Speaker 2: it comes out on a Tuesday and on a Thursday.
Speaker 3: We love doing the podcast. It's long form, very serious content.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, Tuesdays Thursdays.
Speaker 1: Don't forget. We wrap up the radio show. We pop
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