WEBVTT - LIFE UNCUT RADIO - 30th March 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:05.280 Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:09.080 Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:11.920 pay our respect to their elders past and present and 0:00:12.039 --> 0:00:15.360 extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait islander 0:00:15.360 --> 0:00:16.120 peoples today. 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:39.600 This episode is recorded on Gaddigal Land of the Aurora Nation. Hi, guys, 0:00:39.640 --> 0:00:43.160 and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut. They're 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:45.040 all gigging at me, and that's because we're still here 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:46.839 in the radio stations because. 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:48.720 We were about to kick off and you just put 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:50.479 through your phone down and come and take over. 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:52.800 Lady and rare and gotta be quick around these parts. 0:00:54.400 --> 0:00:56.480 Guys. Hi, I'm Brittany and I'm Laura. 0:00:56.640 --> 0:00:57.800 I'm Mitched Cherry hoveryone. 0:00:58.000 --> 0:01:01.600 This is our radio show. So this Saturday radio show 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:04.000 that we package up for you, we take out all 0:01:04.000 --> 0:01:05.320 the stuff you don't want to hear, and we keep 0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:06.360 all the stuff you do want to hear. 0:01:06.400 --> 0:01:07.600 Do you know what you don't want to hear? 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:11.440 It's me birthing into a microphone for a good fifteen second. 0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:12.440 Do you want to hear that? 0:01:12.600 --> 0:01:15.479 Mistury made us do the Sprite Challenge that's going around 0:01:15.480 --> 0:01:17.920 on TikTok and it was the worst four minutes of 0:01:17.959 --> 0:01:18.920 my entire life. 0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:22.080 You struggle, Yeah, it was one minute though the whole challenge, Yeah, but. 0:01:22.160 --> 0:01:23.880 Were aftermath the whole thing together. 0:01:24.120 --> 0:01:27.720 I'm still I'm literally still seeing angels at this moment. 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:30.240 Look, someone did come out on top. There was a winner. 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:31.640 We'll let you decide who that was. 0:01:31.720 --> 0:01:34.880 Brittany astral projected too, hooked up into the sky and 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:36.000 was in a different dimension. 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:36.840 You know what, because I. 0:01:36.760 --> 0:01:39.400 Get so competitive that I just removed my tiger woods, 0:01:39.440 --> 0:01:40.600 remove myself. 0:01:40.240 --> 0:01:41.880 Out of my body and just get the job done. 0:01:41.920 --> 0:01:44.040 That's not trying to The spirit has left my body. 0:01:44.080 --> 0:01:45.680 I'm never going to be the same after that. 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:46.320 Anyway. 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:49.120 This is all the highlights from today's radio show. We 0:01:49.160 --> 0:01:51.200 do it every single week. It's on from ten am 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:53.400 to twelve. We would love it if you listen live. 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:54.360 Do do you have. 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:56.360 Andy on from Master Chef? Actually we have a little 0:01:56.400 --> 0:01:57.680 chat to hear one of the Master Chef. 0:01:57.640 --> 0:02:00.280 You're a bit flirting with Andy, shame is in aged. 0:02:00.520 --> 0:02:01.800 I don't think I was flirty. I think that's just 0:02:01.800 --> 0:02:03.600 how I am. But people think because you're single, young 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:04.440 woman that you're flirty. 0:02:04.560 --> 0:02:07.160 Yeah, actually, you know what, fuck the patriarchy they do, 0:02:07.160 --> 0:02:07.600 don't they? 0:02:07.800 --> 0:02:08.360 Sorry they do? 0:02:08.520 --> 0:02:11.240 Yeah, you're you're part of the problem, you white man. 0:02:11.720 --> 0:02:13.919 Also, it's my job. My job is still like into 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:14.760 you and get the good stuff. 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:23.400 You're an animal. Her first burp, guys, it shook the building. 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:24.720 There were many as well. 0:02:24.840 --> 0:02:27.800 Okay, I'm not okay, I'm just gonna put it out there. 0:02:27.800 --> 0:02:29.680 I need to go and have a writ it down. Anyway, 0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:30.320 let's put in. 0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:32.080 You weren't okay before the channel. 0:02:32.120 --> 0:02:34.600 Well I'm far worse now. Let's get into today's show, 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:38.280 the Lifetime Cut Radio Show and Laura. 0:02:40.440 --> 0:02:42.200 Right now, Laura, you had to flex your big boss 0:02:42.240 --> 0:02:43.079 muscles recently. 0:02:43.160 --> 0:02:45.520 Oh yeah, flex, And you know what, I had to 0:02:45.560 --> 0:02:48.160 fire someone. I was gonna say flex my big boss muscles, 0:02:48.160 --> 0:02:49.240 but that sounded a bit creepy. 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:51.680 That makes me, just that sentence makes me uncomfortable. I 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:54.600 had to fire someone. I could not fight anyone in 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:56.280 my life. I've tried to fire you a million times 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:56.760 to still here. 0:02:57.440 --> 0:02:59.320 It's just the tiny may right, the jewelry lay. 0:02:59.480 --> 0:03:01.959 Yeah, I have another business and we have some staff 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:03.800 who work for us, Like we've got a really great team, 0:03:03.919 --> 0:03:05.800 quite a few girls who work for us. Now, this 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:08.320 happened a little while ago, a couple of months ago, 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:12.120 and I didn't want to tell anyone because I find 0:03:12.120 --> 0:03:16.480 this so so uncomfortable. Right anyway, I'll tell you what happened. 0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:19.840 So one of our staff she canceled her shift. She 0:03:19.880 --> 0:03:23.080 canceled her shift on the Friday morning, right the morning 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:25.560 of so an hour before she was supposed to come 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:25.959 to the shop. 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:26.919 Left behind dry. 0:03:27.200 --> 0:03:29.079 Yeah, and it's really hard when you work in retail 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:31.160 and someone cancels a shift last minute because they're sick. 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:32.840 Of course, you're like, look. 0:03:32.600 --> 0:03:34.760 I get it, it happens, but there is a moment 0:03:34.800 --> 0:03:37.880 there where you think, God, that's very inconvenient. Yeah. So 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:40.200 canceled the shift on Friday because she said that she 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:43.920 was sick, then canceled her shift again on Saturday because 0:03:43.920 --> 0:03:45.600 she said she was sick again. And I was like, 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:48.200 oh God, it's very convenient being so sick on a 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:52.840 Friday and Saturday. Now, what my staff don't realize. All 0:03:52.880 --> 0:03:54.800 this girl certainly didn't realize at the time, is that 0:03:54.880 --> 0:03:58.120 I follow my staff. But from my dog's account, you 0:03:58.200 --> 0:04:02.400 got a burner account for recount, so I have Buster 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:05.080 buster has his own Instagram account. There's no photos. It's 0:04:05.080 --> 0:04:06.520 purely just so I can smile on people. 0:04:06.640 --> 0:04:08.760 I was gonna say, is pretty recognizable with this three 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:11.160 legs dog was following me, I know. 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:14.280 But she had been posting photos that she had been 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:16.799 out the night before, and then it was the afternoon 0:04:16.800 --> 0:04:18.880 and she posted a photo of a kebab. 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:22.240 Like, how can you be so silly? 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:25.479 So does that mean? Do you think that means you, 0:04:25.640 --> 0:04:29.320 as the boss, have been blocked from her stories? Because 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:31.280 if you couldn't see them, because why you wouldn't do 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:32.960 that if you thought you you wouldn't be putting stuff 0:04:33.000 --> 0:04:35.320 up like will partying, if you thought you could call in. 0:04:35.400 --> 0:04:37.160 Sick, you know, not to post if you've called in 0:04:37.440 --> 0:04:37.719 when I have. 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:38.320 Caught him sick. 0:04:38.320 --> 0:04:40.440 In the past, I have been so scared for my 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:43.120 life that someone's gonna see me peering through my window 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:44.960 that I will close the blinds and sit in my 0:04:44.960 --> 0:04:46.760 bed and watch, you know, a whole series of something. 0:04:46.800 --> 0:04:47.599 I don't even leave the house. 0:04:47.600 --> 0:04:48.560 I'll get my dad to do it. 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:49.360 Controversial. 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:52.760 The only thing more stressful for me gives me more 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:55.560 anxiety than the thought of firing someone is calling in sick. 0:04:55.560 --> 0:04:57.840 When you're sick. I don't think I've ever called in 0:04:57.880 --> 0:04:59.680 sick in my life. It gives me so much anxiety 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:01.599 about making the call that I'm like, i'll just go, 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:02.400 I'll just front her. 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:04.120 So we ended up just having to phase her. I 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:06.200 didn't look when I say I flexed my big boss muscle. 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:08.080 She was casual style, so I just didn't end up 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:09.000 putting her on another sheet. 0:05:09.120 --> 0:05:13.240 I literally got. 0:05:13.279 --> 0:05:17.200 I was too nervous to say you on Instagram eating 0:05:17.240 --> 0:05:19.640 a dirty, big kebab, you're a big night. 0:05:19.800 --> 0:05:22.560 Now she can't afford it reminds me. 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:24.200 I don't know if you guys saw in the news 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:26.320 this week, there's an influencer up on the Gold Coast 0:05:26.320 --> 0:05:28.240 and I was like, same, same, but different. But she's 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:31.320 just been caught out because she's been posting this beautiful 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:34.520 trip in Paris. She's, you know, amazing trip. I watched 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:37.120 it and I was like, I'm jealous. But she's been 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:40.200 seen in Brisbane, so she's she's in Brisbane, but posting 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:41.480 that she's in Paris. 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:42.440 The whole holiday is a lie. 0:05:42.920 --> 0:05:44.920 Well, I don't know, it's okay, So I dove deep, 0:05:44.920 --> 0:05:46.920 I went deep. It's not a lie because she did it. 0:05:46.920 --> 0:05:49.520 She's not photo shopping herself in she did a trip to. 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:53.560 Green Screen. 0:05:54.520 --> 0:05:56.520 She's got like a toy out behind her. No, she 0:05:56.600 --> 0:05:58.640 did the trip, but then she's posting about it now 0:05:58.720 --> 0:06:00.960 like she's there in real time, and I think, a 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:04.640 bless her. No, she's been trolled, right, and I feel 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:07.120 sorry for But I'm the most empathetic person you'll ever meet. 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:09.800 What I think has happened is she's been on holiday 0:06:09.839 --> 0:06:12.799 before and posted real time and she was actually robbed 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:14.840 because people knew where she was because she was tagging 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:17.479 where she was. So now I think she just she 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:19.720 lives her life and then she pretends she lived it 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:21.599 a week later. So I went to hear it. 0:06:21.680 --> 0:06:22.240 Four years ago. 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:24.120 Does that mean that I can pretend that I'm still 0:06:24.120 --> 0:06:25.880 eating priisonants at the bottom of the Eiffel. 0:06:25.640 --> 0:06:28.320 Tower, Like it's still semi time sensitive? You can't post 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:29.440 a trip from twenty five years ago? 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:33.000 Sound sorry, But who puts the time sensit? Who makes 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:34.719 the limit? Maybe are you trying to say, maybe my 0:06:34.760 --> 0:06:36.960 staff was posting kebab, but it was from the week prior. 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:38.279 She thought it was good content. 0:06:38.680 --> 0:06:41.200 It could have been maybe she was yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:42.320 that's actually what could have been? 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:44.640 But I don't mean so maybe I want to see 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:46.159 if you can beat it. Gives a call thirteen one 0:06:46.360 --> 0:06:48.240 six y five How did you get caught? What did 0:06:48.279 --> 0:06:50.000 you get caught lying about your boss? 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:55.640 Call Knew in twenty two your Saturday Morning read Hockley 0:06:55.680 --> 0:06:56.800 and Laura Ben. 0:06:57.279 --> 0:06:59.400 Talking What did you lie to your boss about? 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:00.960 What did you light to your boss about? 0:07:01.040 --> 0:07:02.359 I lie to you all the time. 0:07:02.520 --> 0:07:05.000 Yeah, I'm not You're not bosses your equals, right. 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:06.839 I don't lie to you either, and I'm for sure 0:07:06.839 --> 0:07:07.279 your boss. 0:07:07.360 --> 0:07:09.680 This came off the back of me having one of 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:11.520 my staff lie to me, yes, and then I caught 0:07:11.520 --> 0:07:12.720 them out on the Instagram. 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:14.400 That's right. So we want to know what did you 0:07:14.440 --> 0:07:16.280 like to your boss about? Star on the air thirteen 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:18.360 one o six five tell us Star, you liar? 0:07:20.360 --> 0:07:20.680 Start? 0:07:20.800 --> 0:07:22.000 Even your real name? 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:22.520 Yeah? 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:23.640 Are you lying to us? 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:23.840 Now? 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:27.960 Toosive, you know what? 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:30.800 It's shorts for stuff Ruler. And as I get older, 0:07:30.800 --> 0:07:32.640 I get more sensitive about my name. 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:34.640 Now I feel terrible. 0:07:34.720 --> 0:07:37.520 Yeah, no, no, I'll copy it. 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:40.120 What did you light to your boss about? Start? 0:07:41.000 --> 0:07:44.480 Well, I was working with my mom at Saint Vincent's 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:47.440 Hospital in the city and my mom was having a 0:07:47.480 --> 0:07:50.480 bit of a rough day. So I texted her sneaker 0:07:50.480 --> 0:07:53.080 at my desk and was like, let's cop downstairs, just 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:55.880 say that we are going to get going to run 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:57.760 some errands, but we're actually just going to go have 0:07:57.800 --> 0:07:58.840 a bit of a coffee. 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:00.560 Went down with your mum. 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:04.560 Yeah, So we're having a coffee downstairs, thinking we're all, 0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:08.800 you know, private and discreet. Then I look up and 0:08:08.840 --> 0:08:11.880 there's this tiny window and out of the corner of 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:15.560 my eye, I see my boss and like the other 0:08:15.640 --> 0:08:19.160 scenius stuff just staring at us, and they know exactly 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:19.800 what we've done. 0:08:20.000 --> 0:08:22.360 Like they're all nice, but how great does it go 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:24.480 that you snuck off with your mom? Like, I feel 0:08:24.520 --> 0:08:26.120 like there's a little bit there's a little bit of 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:29.080 leeway when you explain my mum was having a bad day. 0:08:29.120 --> 0:08:30.960 It would take someone with no empathy to be angry 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:31.160 at that. 0:08:31.280 --> 0:08:32.280 But you're a hospital worker. 0:08:32.320 --> 0:08:32.920 You're allowed that. 0:08:33.000 --> 0:08:34.520 You're allowed like five wags a day. 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:37.000 I agree that's a tough game because. 0:08:36.760 --> 0:08:38.560 I'm a hospital worker, so I'm on your side. 0:08:38.600 --> 0:08:38.880 Stuff. 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:40.880 I thirteen one or six five? Tell us what did 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:41.840 you lie to your boss about? 0:08:42.080 --> 0:08:44.400 It wasn't necessarily a little lied, but I called it 0:08:44.440 --> 0:08:47.520 him sick to work one time and I didn't have 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:50.240 any breakfast at home, so I went and had like 0:08:50.280 --> 0:08:53.079 a local community event thing where they were giving out 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:57.240 free breakfast. So I went along to it, and the 0:08:57.240 --> 0:09:00.880 news reporters happened to be like filming and put on 0:09:00.920 --> 0:09:01.439 the news. 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:04.480 So, yeah, Stead, you were sick, but instead you were 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:06.840 well enough to go line up for a free breakfast 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:07.760 and you ended up. 0:09:07.679 --> 0:09:08.400 On the news. 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:11.000 I mean, it's free. You're always well enough when it's free. 0:09:11.040 --> 0:09:12.920 And what did your boss say? 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:15.240 Well, my BOS didn't actually talk to me about it, 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:19.080 but I changed my profile picture on Facebook. This is 0:09:19.120 --> 0:09:20.719 like gone back like ten years ago when I used 0:09:20.720 --> 0:09:23.760 to change my profile picture on Facebook. But yeah, somebody 0:09:23.760 --> 0:09:25.720 that I work with they commented on my profile picture 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:27.320 and like, oh, it looks like you had a fun time. 0:09:27.360 --> 0:09:29.079 But their breakfast yesterday. 0:09:30.880 --> 0:09:33.360 Was a breakfast worth it? What was it? It was 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:34.280 like a waffle or. 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:39.559 Yeah, no, it was a sausage sizzle monsage? 0:09:39.600 --> 0:09:40.240 Did you dirty? 0:09:40.240 --> 0:09:40.679 Didn't it? 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:43.600 Wrap this up? For a Sarah, I'm thirteen one six five? 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:44.880 What did you lie to your boss about? 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:45.200 So? 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:47.000 I want to preface this by saying I was in 0:09:47.000 --> 0:09:51.880 my early twenties. Oh, God makes it better. I worked 0:09:51.880 --> 0:09:54.880 in a bar and I wanted to go to a 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:57.319 festival last minute. I think it was good vibes or something, 0:09:57.600 --> 0:10:00.839 and I was rostered on to work. So I said 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:03.600 my grandma had died and I had her funeral. 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:08.439 That's terrible, Sarah, it is terrible. 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:10.600 And then my boss said that they wanted to come 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:13.240 to the funeral to support me, so I had to 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:16.480 lie again. I have to say that it was family only. 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:20.840 So you you lied and said you threw your grandma 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:24.520 metaphorically under a bus. 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:25.720 She was still and then. 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:27.880 Then you had to lie on top of the lie 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:30.480 and say that your boss couldn't come to the funeral. 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:32.600 Yeah, you're making me feel worse about it. 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:34.600 But how was the festival? Is what I want to know. 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:37.760 It was really good, it was I think it was 0:10:37.760 --> 0:10:38.480 a good vibes. 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:40.920 I got bad plenty. 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:44.080 I hope your grandmama is still alive, and well, yeah 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:45.400 she's not. 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:52.160 That's not funny, Sarah. Okay, Sarah, probably lying about it. 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:54.320 I hope your boss came to the second one. 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:57.520 That's God. This is the Life on count radio. 0:10:57.240 --> 0:10:59.800 Show and Laura Ben monkey. 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:01.680 Did you see the news this? Sweet girls? He goes 0:11:01.720 --> 0:11:03.640 on Twitter. I actually don't know if you have Twitter accounts. 0:11:03.679 --> 0:11:05.640 I never tweeted in my life. I don't even know 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:06.280 how to tweet. 0:11:06.640 --> 0:11:08.240 Look, I need more words. 0:11:08.640 --> 0:11:13.040 Yeah, I'm not a concise person account. 0:11:11.800 --> 0:11:14.560 I need more words. Your job is radio and podcast 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:16.600 give me and they give me a lot of words. 0:11:16.600 --> 0:11:18.840 That's why. That's why I do podcasts has long form 0:11:18.880 --> 0:11:19.680 content smart. 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:22.720 Well, that's what confuses me about Elon Musk buying Twitter 0:11:22.880 --> 0:11:26.080 this week for sixty one billion Australian dollars. 0:11:26.720 --> 0:11:31.480 That is insanity. But do you know imagine dropping sixty 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:35.559 one billion to buy Twitter and then still having two 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:40.920 hundred and two billion dollars in the bank after dropping, jeez, 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:41.800 sixty billion dollars. 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:43.360 What I want to know is why did he buy it? Like, 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:44.040 why did he want? 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:47.240 Well, no one knows it because he wants to be 0:11:47.320 --> 0:11:49.040 able to say whatever he wants to say. 0:11:49.800 --> 0:11:53.400 He's very controversial on Twitter. He goes rogue a lot, 0:11:53.400 --> 0:11:55.680 like him and Donald Trump. Donald Trump's been kicked off Twitter. 0:11:55.720 --> 0:11:57.680 Actually, that's what I thought we'd do. I thought Elon 0:11:57.760 --> 0:11:59.959 Muska prolific tweeter. So is Donald Trump, who was kicked 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:02.640 off in twenty twenty one for being controversial. I thought, 0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:05.240 I've got a bunch of tweets from Donald Trump from 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:06.880 Elon Musk. I'm going to read them to you, and 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:10.000 I want you to decide was it Elon or was 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:14.960 it Donald? All right, so I got the first tweet, 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:17.559 So it's either Elon or it's either Donald Trump. Tweet 0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:21.800 number one. Ready for this, let's go. Everyone knows I 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:24.760 am right that Robin Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In 0:12:24.800 --> 0:12:27.240 a couple of years. He will thank me. Be smart, Robert. 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:29.720 I think this is Trump. 0:12:29.720 --> 0:12:33.080 But could you imagine the president of the United States 0:12:33.120 --> 0:12:35.000 caring that much about your relationship. 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:36.960 I've not got you care. I love anyone to care. 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:42.480 You're right, it's Donald Trump in twenty twelve, so it 0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:45.640 was pre presidential era, but still all right, next tweet, everybody, 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:50.120 This one is exciting. I'm selling almost all physical possessions. 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:51.760 Will own no house. 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:54.040 Elon because he lives in like a shark in the. 0:12:54.080 --> 0:12:56.480 Dad, and because Donald Trump would never part with his possessions. 0:12:56.520 --> 0:12:59.760 I'm gonna say it's this is too easy. 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:00.360 I don't know. 0:13:00.400 --> 0:13:02.480 I think was tweet them three will get you who 0:13:02.480 --> 0:13:05.319 tweeted if life is a video game, The graphics are great, 0:13:05.559 --> 0:13:07.800 but the plot is confusing and the Tutori hill is 0:13:07.840 --> 0:13:08.360 way too. 0:13:08.200 --> 0:13:11.959 Long because Donald Trump couldn't string a sentence together like that. 0:13:15.800 --> 0:13:19.200 I'll know this one. Sorry losers and haters, but my 0:13:19.240 --> 0:13:20.800 IQ is one of the highest. 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:23.800 Donald Trump already Donald Trump, I mean that should have 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:24.360 been Elon. 0:13:24.440 --> 0:13:28.640 But Donald Trump, you know you don't have to finish 0:13:28.640 --> 0:13:31.320 his tweet. That's very funny. Final one. This is last 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:34.440 tweet who said this? This is actually hard. He's a 0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:38.080 tough one. Guys. Oh, this took me months to find. 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:42.640 The color orange is named after the fruit who tweeted. 0:13:42.200 --> 0:13:43.840 That that's elon. I reckon. 0:13:44.080 --> 0:13:47.400 I see, I was gonna say, Donald Trump. No, that's good. 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:49.920 Great, okay, Well, you know whoever wins this is the 0:13:49.960 --> 0:13:51.040 tiebreak tiebreaker. 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:52.720 The winner is Brittany Hockley. 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:58.800 It is wow, why on deep? Donald Trump's not that deep? 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:01.040 And Donald Trump's skin is orange, so he wouldn't have 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:03.920 thought he would more attention to himself. 0:14:04.600 --> 0:14:07.520 The cal orange is actually named well, it's the color 0:14:07.520 --> 0:14:09.080 of my body in my hair, right. 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:14.720 Fred Hockley and Laura Ben getting saucy for your Saturday 0:14:14.720 --> 0:14:16.800 Morning a Cut radio show. 0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:19.640 If you're watching Master Chef, you'll love Andy Allen. Bit 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:20.880 of a heart throb in that kitchen. 0:14:21.560 --> 0:14:24.200 He's pretty handsome, but he's engaged. 0:14:27.000 --> 0:14:31.480 Well, we're going to talk is on net Weird Weird Weird. 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:34.960 So we did this on our podcast this week. 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:37.160 We talked about there was a woman who wrote in 0:14:37.320 --> 0:14:39.640 and she said that she did something that she thought 0:14:39.720 --> 0:14:42.600 other people did and it turned out that nobody else 0:14:42.640 --> 0:14:42.880 did it. 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:44.840 She said, okay, this is the story. 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:47.600 She said that when she goes to the toilet sometimes 0:14:47.600 --> 0:14:50.960 she will spit onto the toilet paper if she needs 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:53.040 a bit of extra help with the clean and she 0:14:53.120 --> 0:14:55.560 brought it up with her group of friends and then 0:14:55.600 --> 0:14:57.320 that's how she found out that that's weird. 0:14:57.480 --> 0:14:59.000 She expected no judge. 0:14:59.480 --> 0:15:03.000 Everyone what and everyone was like what, I'm sorry, repeat 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:04.320 that and she was like, oh, yeah, I do this thing, 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:05.240 or I spill on tall paper. 0:15:05.240 --> 0:15:05.880 Don't you do that too? 0:15:05.880 --> 0:15:07.440 And they were like no, we're not gonna we're not 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:10.040 We're not bonding over that. But we then threw it 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:12.280 out on Instagram because we were like, I know, there's 0:15:12.280 --> 0:15:14.160 going to be other people out there that do super 0:15:14.200 --> 0:15:16.760 weird stuff in the privacy of their own home and 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:19.120 just don't tell anyone. Oh god, yeah, but thankfully they 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:20.600 told us. So, I've got a couple of them here. 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:22.800 Oh they came in. I want to kick it off 0:15:22.800 --> 0:15:25.600 with and please tell me, you two if you do 0:15:25.640 --> 0:15:28.520 any of these things, bend over in front of the 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:30.960 mirror in my spare time to check that I shaved 0:15:31.000 --> 0:15:32.120 all of my butt hair off. 0:15:32.120 --> 0:15:34.560 Oh so, how would you know if you've shaved or 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:36.600 your bum hair off mirror? 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:39.040 I mean, don't you check? I don't think it's that weird. 0:15:39.120 --> 0:15:42.480 I've got a friend. But I've got a friend you 0:15:42.520 --> 0:15:44.320 can check for you. 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:45.160 You just haven't checked it. 0:15:45.200 --> 0:15:45.800 That's the problem. 0:15:45.880 --> 0:15:47.480 I've got a friend that has a little side mirror 0:15:47.520 --> 0:15:49.040 that he puts on the floor and squats over the 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:49.520 top of it. 0:15:49.600 --> 0:15:52.120 Oh wow, about how why do you know that we've 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:52.600 discussed it? 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:56.560 Hang on, sniff my dog's pour like it's air freshener. 0:15:56.680 --> 0:15:57.400 No, that's weird. 0:15:57.840 --> 0:16:00.600 That's also very dumb because it's this far furthest thing 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:02.800 from it. They've been walking through their own pearl and stuff. 0:16:03.040 --> 0:16:06.000 I have kissed the top of Delilah's poor and like 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:08.040 I smelt at once, But that was because I was like, 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:09.840