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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast Mini.

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Speaker 2: We're talking hot tub horror stories.

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Speaker 3: Taken off.

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Speaker 2: Now on this show, you and I have found increasingly

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Speaker 2: that nothing good happens in the bath. Like honestly, we

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Speaker 2: have had some of the most hectic calls ever on

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Speaker 2: this show from hot tub horror stories and whether it's

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Speaker 2: a kid, an adult, whatever it is, it is a dangerous,

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Speaker 2: scary place. And it's been confirmed today after a mum

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Speaker 2: sent out a warning after her son was sucked into

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Speaker 2: the filter and left unconscious in a hot tub.

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Speaker 3: He almost died. Hot tub almost killed him.

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Speaker 4: Totally wild, incredible, Like he's fine, He's absolutely fine, but yeah,

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Speaker 4: got sucked into the I don't know what size filter

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Speaker 4: they've got going on the hot tub under that or

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Speaker 4: the some is like one of the characters in Honey

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Speaker 4: I shrunk the kids, Like, I mean, what how do

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Speaker 4: you get that's small?

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Speaker 3: I don't think he got in the filter. I think

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Speaker 3: it has got his head. He got sucked in there.

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Speaker 3: But that was the thing.

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Speaker 2: I remember my parents, but they had a jacuzzie and

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Speaker 2: you could parents had a back then. I had hair

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Speaker 2: and I couldn't put my head.

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Speaker 3: Under the water because of the suction. Ah, yes, of course, yes.

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Speaker 2: Another one is not one of the perils of hair guys,

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Speaker 2: why would you need it? Why would you need it? Anyway,

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Speaker 2: we have had some shocking hot tub horror stories on

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Speaker 2: this show. I'm going to kick it off and if

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Speaker 2: you One of these was a little boy called John

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Speaker 2: who split kicked fly split kicked his brother and his

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Speaker 2: brother's mate in the testicles after they made fun of

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Speaker 2: him earlier.

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Speaker 5: And I decided a split kick and got my brother

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Speaker 5: and his mate in the other region is huge, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: absolutely massively.

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Speaker 2: So that was in the SPA. Yep, brilliant, shocking moment

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Speaker 2: for them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, great moment for him, but yeah, him, shocking.

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Speaker 1: Moment for them.

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Speaker 2: I've got another one for you. This is a guy

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Speaker 2: that called last week whose son bit him while he

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Speaker 2: was in the hot time.

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Speaker 3: Nathan, your son over committed to something.

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Speaker 5: There was one day he listened to the baby sharksle

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Speaker 5: Oh no. The next night we put him in the bathtub.

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Speaker 5: He would not hop out for three straight hours thinking

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Speaker 5: of the shark.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 5: And every time I tried to get him out, I'd

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Speaker 5: either get bitten or in scripted.

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Speaker 6: So we're taking bath stories as well, absolutely, except a bath.

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Speaker 3: I have a horrific bath story from my childhood.

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Speaker 2: Is this when you put in the bath.

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Speaker 3: No, I wasn't going to talk about that one. I didn't.

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Speaker 1: That was a thing though.

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Speaker 5: That was a thing.

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Speaker 3: No, no, not me. That wasn't a thing that I

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Speaker 3: would put in bath. No common though, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, brother was a bath poor and you'd be sitting

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Speaker 2: there regularly, regularly. You have the bubbles on the bar,

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Speaker 2: and then you look at him and you're like, mate,

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Speaker 2: what do you what are you?

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Speaker 3: What are you doing? He would bubbles?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, while I was in there, you never know, you

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Speaker 2: wouldn't see them. It's like a submarine in World War Two.

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Speaker 2: And here's another hot time story again thirty one six

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Speaker 2: five bath horror story or hot tube horror story. This

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Speaker 2: is from a woman who called the show.

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Speaker 3: This is how serious these hot tub horror stories can get.

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Speaker 3: A listen to this.

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Speaker 7: I was younger and then I got out of the

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Speaker 7: bath and I did the split on on the edge

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Speaker 7: and I split my vagina.

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Speaker 6: Oh daisies, Wow yeah wow, because it's slippery. Yeah, I

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Speaker 6: know why no, no, no, this is why hot tubs

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Speaker 6: or barns are so dangerous and This is why they're

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Speaker 6: gonna be horror story, constant.

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Speaker 2: Source of every parent's fear. Or maybe you're an adult,

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Thirty one and six five, hit us

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Speaker 2: up hot tub horror stories. We'll take it right up next, Bards.

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Speaker 2: We are talking hot stuff, hot tub horror stories.

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Speaker 3: Taking the all right, So.

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Speaker 2: The hot tub is just a vortex for violence, desperation,

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Speaker 2: and maybe even death.

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Speaker 3: You're nude, it's slippery, and I just think you get

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Speaker 3: a bit silly in the hot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone gets a bit silly in the hotel. You

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Speaker 2: know that about that's going to James thirty one and six. James,

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Speaker 2: now you've put a shower tail to the table, which

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Speaker 2: is technically outside the lines of operation, will allow it

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Speaker 2: if it's a good story.

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Speaker 5: Well mate, it's definitely a good one. I just hoping

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Speaker 5: I was having dinner at this time. Look, I had

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Speaker 5: a shower with my three year old when he was three,

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Speaker 5: and he decides to do a number number two in

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Speaker 5: the shower. It's not over yet, hang on. So yeah,

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Speaker 5: we've pushed it all down the drain with our toes

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Speaker 5: and just because it was And the missus would have

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Speaker 5: killed me if she knew that what I did. So

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Speaker 5: it's down the drainer. Now, lad she comes in the

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Speaker 5: shower and it just backs up the drain when she

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Speaker 5: switches the water on and it floods it and comes

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Speaker 5: all over her feet and screams the house down.

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Speaker 3: The return.

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Speaker 2: James, can you talk me through the moment that you

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Speaker 2: turned you?

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Speaker 3: How old is your son?

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Speaker 5: He was three, it's fifteen.

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Speaker 7: Now did you.

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Speaker 2: Take the did you take the mantle of a responsible

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Speaker 2: adult and put and put and put it down the

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Speaker 2: drain yourself with your feet, or did you encourage him

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Speaker 2: to bury the.

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Speaker 5: Events with you?

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Speaker 7: You were doing it.

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Speaker 2: Horrible father, You're horrible, horrible man.

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Speaker 3: Get involved disgusting parenting.

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Speaker 2: We've got Alisia who has gone on thirty one or

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Speaker 2: six five, Alisha, we're droping hot tab of horror stories.

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Speaker 3: What you got for us?

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Speaker 7: So when I was younger, I was probably about two,

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Speaker 7: my mom put me in the bar and you know

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Speaker 7: those toys that you wind up and they wadle around everywhere.

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Speaker 3: I love those.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you wind up toy and they wind up toy

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Speaker 2: and they move they do.

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Speaker 3: Mate, Jesus, Well.

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Speaker 7: Dad got caught down there and cut me and my

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Speaker 7: mum had to take me to the doctors and the

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Speaker 7: nurse was mortified and how bad it was.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, sorry ge Wiz a little bit of

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Speaker 2: an anti climax, but thanks for the call, Alicia, she

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Speaker 2: wi is was.

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Speaker 6: It hanging you can ask?

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Speaker 2: I think it gets a big I think we've had

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Speaker 2: we think we've had a father and a three year

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Speaker 2: old shoveling ship down a drain.

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Speaker 8: I don't think we need to go to level. Let's

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Speaker 8: go to get.

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Speaker 2: I take us home, mate. We're talking hot tap horror stories.

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Speaker 2: They've been gory so far.

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Speaker 1: What you got, Yeah, So me and my brother five

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Speaker 1: and three, I'm just having a bath in the family

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Speaker 1: bathing the spa bath, one of them, yeah, seven of

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Speaker 1: the bath. And then we decided to turn the jets on.

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Speaker 1: Jets come on. And then for some strange reason, we

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Speaker 1: thought it'd be a good idea to clean our butts

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Speaker 1: up against the jet.

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Speaker 2: I don't think of water, blow water up the jet.

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Speaker 3: I get it, man, that's classic.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway that happens.

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Speaker 9: And then more younger brother like he's obviously feeling like

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Speaker 9: he needs to go to toilet and then instantly ships

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Speaker 9: himself and then me laughing at him to himself shot

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Speaker 9: myself as well.

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Speaker 1: As a bastule of diarrhea.

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Speaker 5: And then Mum comes in and gets us.

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Speaker 2: To clean like ourselves with the jets still on Aaron,

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Speaker 2: with the jets still on, the jets was still.

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Speaker 3: Chairs up in there. There's nothing more to add. I think,

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Speaker 3: I think that I'm in Aaron and a cragging story.

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Speaker 8: But I think my bone moment of that whole thing

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Speaker 8: was when he's in I put my put against the

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Speaker 8: jets before he could finish it. Justn't mind that you

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Speaker 8: will and you're like, I get it, mate.

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Speaker 7: More of the.

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Speaker 1: Boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: You know you want to