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Speaker 1: Good morning, Patsy Morning, Good morning, Rio, Good morning. Are
Speaker 1: we Monday winners or losers? How's your date yesterday? Patsy?
Speaker 3: Well, loser on two fronts, I have to say. So
Speaker 3: we are underway with school holidays, so they get three
Speaker 3: weeks at our school.
Speaker 4: So long we'll break three weeks.
Speaker 5: Just tell me about it, tell me about it. So
Speaker 5: I'm very good.
Speaker 3: On that day one, I get the uniforms up to
Speaker 3: the dry cleaners because I'll probably forget it before she goes.
Speaker 1: Back to school. That is a good tip for younger parents.
Speaker 1: That is smart. We always used to leave it. You're right, Pats,
Speaker 1: you're forget and sending It's that mad rush. Isn't there
Speaker 1: the day or two before they go back and every
Speaker 1: other parent in the state is there? Seriously huge cube.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so true, and they just inundated all the
Speaker 3: blazers come in. But I got there yesterday and I
Speaker 3: was in a real hurry, which what a surprise, And
Speaker 3: I had you know, the note back in ten minutes,
Speaker 3: a little post it note on the door, and I thought, well, I.
Speaker 1: Love seeing those. You don't see them very often years ago.
Speaker 1: Used to be loads of those handwritten notes out for lunch. Yes,
Speaker 1: and you think, well, which bit are we midway through
Speaker 1: your lunch break? I thought, the bat's finishing off a sandwich.
Speaker 1: Have you've gone somewhere?
Speaker 3: Difference because I thought, if it's ten minutes from now,
Speaker 3: I really can't wait.
Speaker 5: I'll come back tomorrow.
Speaker 3: They need to timestamped, yes, although if it's five minutes,
Speaker 3: I could probably wait, certainly two or three.
Speaker 5: And I thought this is ridiculous, So I just waited.
Speaker 5: And then the other thing.
Speaker 3: Ords has had this really sore left leg and since
Speaker 3: like start of term two, so it's a long.
Speaker 5: Time mother of the year, right.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Anyway, she went off to camp and hurt it on
Speaker 3: the bikes.
Speaker 5: She's her foot slip.
Speaker 3: On the pedal and she was complaining and you know,
Speaker 3: didn't do all the hikes. And I said to christ
Speaker 3: do you reckon she's trying to get out of you know,
Speaker 3: this twenty k hike and he said, there's a very
Speaker 3: good reason.
Speaker 5: And now we feel really bad.
Speaker 3: So it's done, the dance, concerts, everything all term. Anyway,
Speaker 3: finally took her for a scan yesterday because it's really
Speaker 3: not getting any better. It's quite sore and she's nearly
Speaker 3: torn a hamstring.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, serious painful. No.
Speaker 5: And I felt really bad because I was saying to her, oh,
Speaker 5: you need to do more stretch.
Speaker 1: I mean, we were talking about the mummies and yesterday
Speaker 1: and we were like, who are these people right hiding?
Speaker 1: And we have our own one walk it off. So
Speaker 1: in that time, she's done a twenty k hike on
Speaker 1: school can done, She's done the dance, two performances. I
Speaker 1: think over the weekend with a torn hammy.
Speaker 5: She's done every foul.
Speaker 1: Players will be off for the rest this year with.
Speaker 5: That sport, the whole thing. I didn't let her get
Speaker 5: out of sport. I thought she was trying to get
Speaker 5: out of sports.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you must feel so bad.
Speaker 5: Do you feel bad?
Speaker 3: But anyway, it's it's nearly ended. But it's kind of
Speaker 3: not the point. It's some it was a bad injury.
Speaker 4: At least, you know, she's tough as nails, that good
Speaker 4: on it.
Speaker 5: It's just like a chip off the old block.
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Speaker 1: big w. In just over two weeks time are able
Speaker 1: to staugh. It turns twenty one. Yesterday the cake that
Speaker 1: I have designed for her was ordered confirmed. Oh woll
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Speaker 5: You do epic cakes. I have to say, Patsy, you've
Speaker 5: got Yeah.
Speaker 1: But the twenty first, though, it's hard because I've done
Speaker 1: all the big plays. Yeah, sixteenth, the eighteenth, the twentieth,
Speaker 1: and now the twenty first.
Speaker 4: It's like, what are you your top it?
Speaker 1: Yes, but it has to be because a twenty first
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Speaker 6: Show and can you still reuse photos you've used in
Speaker 6: other slide shows?
Speaker 1: To my wife, who's doing no work towards it. No,
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Speaker 1: to AI deep fake some images of my daughter? Is
Speaker 1: that me? Dad?
Speaker 6: I saw the invitations you're working on that you had
Speaker 6: the AI you were working on.
Speaker 4: Like cooking them up, and there was lots of like
Speaker 4: spelling error.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. I thought that AI could see what
Speaker 1: it's creating. So I was arguing with chat Chipet saying
Speaker 1: why these getting worse? Arguing I was making him chat
Speaker 1: Chipet feel quite bad. Le's go, why I can't you
Speaker 1: see these? This is full of spelling mistakes. They're smarter
Speaker 1: language learning machine dunce. And then yesterday both her daughters
Speaker 1: were home, which is rare these days. So it was
Speaker 1: really nice. My wife is waste. It was just the
Speaker 1: three of us and they wanted spank bowl and so
Speaker 1: I love a spank ball. Very kind of winter warming food,
Speaker 1: isn't it damp and cold? Yesterday and so I wanted
Speaker 1: to elevate my spank bowl game. So I used to
Speaker 1: Inagi we trust on the show, Right, So I found
Speaker 1: the recipe of hers that had one thousand five star reviews. Wow,
Speaker 1: nine hundred and ninety eight actual people go on who
Speaker 1: leaves a review of a cooking recipe?
Speaker 4: Who has the time?
Speaker 1: Nine hundred and ninety eight? Yeah, I mean it's a
Speaker 1: lot of people, and it's spank bowl. You know, it's
Speaker 1: a very basic meal.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've sort of we've perfected it over the years already.
Speaker 1: But last night, ten out of ten from both of
Speaker 1: my daughters, they actually said, this is the best spag
Speaker 1: bowl we've ever had in our life. We should leave
Speaker 1: a review, Oh my god? Happy with about It was
Speaker 1: a couple of things and I've not used to do.
Speaker 1: Maybe people do, but uh Nouggie recommended using two beef
Speaker 1: stocks stock.
Speaker 4: Cubes, Yes, to give it a bit moreami.
Speaker 1: You got that would have been like a sour tan
Speaker 1: savory the tartness or the tomatoes, yes, definitely. She recommended
Speaker 1: using Oxo beef cubes. So I use those teaspoon of
Speaker 1: soy sauce, Yes, just a teaspoon t sp TSP douggie
Speaker 1: stingshoo tsp of. I hate it when they do it
Speaker 1: because sometimes the font when you print off those recipes tea, yeah, that's.
Speaker 5: The table spoon or tea.
Speaker 1: Difference between the teaspoon and the tablespoon. It's going to
Speaker 1: get these measurements right. So the soy sauce sugar, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I've not used sugar before anytime.
Speaker 6: Anything I used tomato. Sugar just takes the edge off
Speaker 6: the tomatoes. Tomatoes just a little pinch, right.
Speaker 1: And then the one was half a couple of red wine.
Speaker 4: Oh, yes, you know what I do because and then.
Speaker 1: What you do is you similar the red wine to
Speaker 1: burn the alcohol, all right, so you let that vapor.
Speaker 1: I think it's a technical show, you vaporing. And then
Speaker 1: I chucked it. Once it's all done, I chucked it
Speaker 1: in the slow cooker for five.
Speaker 4: Hours on Oh my god, that does sound amazing.
Speaker 1: I've become addicted to the slow cooker. Yes, yeah, god,
Speaker 1: we're going on holiday Friday. I wish I could take
Speaker 1: a week. I don't know what I would do the
Speaker 1: slow cooker and Fiji. I just I've become very deeply
Speaker 1: bonded to my slow cooker.
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Speaker 1: but it's his bloody dog son. Better than that, Christian.
Speaker 1: You're making me starving with that amazing spaghetti Bondi Naser
Speaker 1: recipe you did yesterday? Can you post a link on socials? Listen, Tim,
Speaker 1: this is GPT. Here's what you do, you lazy get?
Speaker 1: Did he go to Google when he goes spag bowl recipe?
Speaker 1: T eats?
Speaker 4: It's the first?
Speaker 1: You are our mate?
Speaker 4: What's a post would that be on our socials?
Speaker 1: Just to a recipe? Online. It take me longer to
Speaker 1: write it then you to find it. This is the
Speaker 1: age of laziness, isn't that we're living in now? Radio show?
Speaker 1: Give me links to recipe? Come on, man, better than that.
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Speaker 1: Christian Winner. Yesterday was day three of my four day
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Speaker 6: Well well actually another one of guy that runs a store.
Speaker 6: I went to a flea mic and he told me.
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Speaker 6: From there I know what tour. It was ninety five
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Speaker 1: I think you've got fleehed. It's a very what size
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Speaker 5: Did you pay for that?
Speaker 4: It was actually a lot as well. Yeah, I want
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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, I did not. I'm not
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Speaker 6: I'm still grumpy about it. Actually it happened Sunday night.
Speaker 6: I put a load of towels on all of our towers.
Speaker 6: I said to Will, my partner, all right, I'm going
Speaker 6: to bed. You've got to make sure you put these
Speaker 6: in the dryer. Otherwise I'm not going to have any
Speaker 6: towels in the morning for my morning shower. Obviously he
Speaker 6: doesn't do that. I get out of the shower, I
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Speaker 6: the morning.
Speaker 1: We're all grumpy when we get up for our hours
Speaker 1: and that I.
Speaker 4: Open up the washing machine. They've already got that, you
Speaker 4: know that.
Speaker 1: Damn Yeah, that miled you. Like, what am I going
Speaker 1: to do?
Speaker 4: So I just scrounged around the kitchen.
Speaker 1: I got a kitchen towel.
Speaker 4: Like details why myself? Like a like Olympic diver.
Speaker 1: Mic the shammy of yesterday. Dare freezing, absolutely freezing in
Speaker 1: the morning at the moment, isn't it? That is rough?
Speaker 1: All right? Let's get the latest news headlines now with
Speaker 1: Patrina Jones. Coming up next The.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Thanks You Seven News Melbourne Live every night at six
Speaker 1: on seven and seven plus The Mighty Peter Mitchell Caitlin
Speaker 1: producer Kelly can we find out from ten pm? I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure I saw him at a Pies D's game
Speaker 1: and he was wearing a pie scarf. Callen confirm whether
Speaker 1: the Great Peter Mitchell is a Pies fan. I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure he is.
Speaker 7: Looking to give me two seconds.
Speaker 1: Two other things I need to check on as well.
Speaker 1: Someone told me that he is in the Frankston Hall
Speaker 1: of Fame. I think he's the very famous and obviously
Speaker 1: respected big story career in journalism. This kind is Peter
Speaker 1: at the least from Frankston, and he's in the Frankston
Speaker 1: Hall of Fame. Two things about this, there's a Frankston
Speaker 1: Hall of Fame. Who else is in it? The world
Speaker 1: needs to know. I cannot rest who is he alongside
Speaker 1: in the And have other areas got their own local
Speaker 1: hall of Fame? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Is it like a museum you can go to and
Speaker 6: you can wander around their portraits?
Speaker 1: Yes, are their local halls of fame? And then and
Speaker 1: then the final one. I'm pretty sure that he was
Speaker 1: the first person to break the news about Princess Diana
Speaker 1: dying to Australia and I'm pretty sure it's midway through
Speaker 1: an AFL game. Wow, so beaches, Kaitlyn read them back
Speaker 1: to me. Let me just check. What are you asking
Speaker 1: team Peter Mitchell today? Number one?
Speaker 7: Number one is does he go for Collingwood? Number two
Speaker 7: is is he in the Frankston Hall of Fame? And
Speaker 7: number three is was he the first person to break
Speaker 7: the news about our beautiful princess Diana.
Speaker 1: Chuck A Forth? Why not? I'm pretty sure he's got
Speaker 1: a dog.
Speaker 7: To find out if he's got a dog, not any.
Speaker 1: Type or name or well if he did, to divulge that,
Speaker 1: but I respect his right to privacy. He's a journalist.
Speaker 1: But if he can those four things, yes, and then
Speaker 1: puts it them back to me tomorrow morning. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: let's played the damn game, star sign as well, Star signed,
Speaker 1: and we're going to guess he's near his man.
Speaker 4: First news you, First.
Speaker 6: News, will you be Petrina Jones Aldo CB?
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Speaker 8: Well, I'm into bees at the moment, so I would
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Speaker 1: Get in. When do you set you into bees at
Speaker 1: the moment? Have you got somewhere? Is it a new hobby?
Speaker 8: No, I haven't got any yet, but I've seen these
Speaker 8: beehives and they're called a flow heights, easy to maintain,
Speaker 8: and you turn the tap onto the bees of you know,
Speaker 8: down all their pollinating and making the bees sorry honey,
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Speaker 1: turn the tap on. Get that. You know there must
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Speaker 8: Well, I'm in a townhouse, but apparently you can put
Speaker 8: these anywhere. You can put them on.
Speaker 4: A balcony or your lucky neighbors.
Speaker 1: Yeah, by the sheared bins. You know you've got an
Speaker 1: aprix there. Whatever, it's called the bee hive. So where
Speaker 1: are you going to yea, where are you going to
Speaker 1: put it in? A in a townhouse?
Speaker 8: Just in the backyard, in the courtyard, in the corner.
Speaker 1: Oh, bloody neighbor. It's a good enove that near the trees.
Speaker 6: They fly around free range or are they contained in something?
Speaker 8: Think they're really like hot you know there's hoigh heaps
Speaker 8: of them are out in the open. But I think
Speaker 8: they do make a little bit of noise.
Speaker 1: Where the first bees from.
Speaker 8: You can order the queen bee and it comes.
Speaker 1: In the post. She must be you be filthy when
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Speaker 6: Did you just get one queen bee and then you
Speaker 6: go from there? How many bees do you get it once?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 8: You can start with one queen bee, I believe, but
Speaker 8: you can get more. But I don't know if they.
Speaker 1: So you get the Queen Bee right, and then what
Speaker 1: she gives off? Does the Queen be give off like
Speaker 1: a signal? And then bees around there like bloody? There's
Speaker 1: a hot hottage system been unwrapped, right now, a Queen
Speaker 1: Bee reveal party. Let's get going. It's a townhouse but okay,
Speaker 1: fair enough. And then they all just come to the
Speaker 1: Queen Bee.
Speaker 8: Well apparently if you build it they will come. But
Speaker 8: I think you can also populate it with with worker
Speaker 8: bees as well.
Speaker 1: Where do you get the worker bees from? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I haven't got that anyway, get you the two grod
Speaker 1: done the game? She was just about to say, well
Speaker 1: done for winning, all right? The question the question today?
Speaker 1: Which pop star was forced to pause a concert due
Speaker 1: to a stage car malfunction? This clip? I saw it, yes,
Speaker 1: I could barely watch it. Big Global Megastar had to
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Speaker 1: was floating through the air that went wrong. Who is it?
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 3: One you can sighlight the Queen Bee of Singing.
Speaker 8: Beyond Plight?
Speaker 1: Yeah, co Patsy, well, two thousand dollars is you? You
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Speaker 8: Thank you, Thanks guys.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Flow Hive sounds like a rap
Speaker 1: name as well. All right, same time tomorrow, Cain and
Speaker 1: don't forget, but get back about those four things tomorrow
Speaker 1: about Peter Mitchell. Read them back to me again.
Speaker 7: There's actually five things, so you still sign.
Speaker 5: Does he own a dog?
Speaker 7: Was he the first person to break the Princess Diana news?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 7: Is he in the Frankston Hall of Fame? And does
Speaker 7: he go for at Collingwood?
Speaker 1: You've got it. Thank you very much. Present them back
Speaker 1: to me tomorrow morning, same time.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian, I know it is about half an hour ago,
Speaker 1: but I cannot stop thinking about your spank bowl recipe.
Speaker 1: I know it's actually it's actually irresponsible before seven o'clock
Speaker 1: start going into detail about food, isn't it? Because you're
Speaker 1: just harving and you almost can't move on. Even now.
Speaker 1: My stomach is rob and I know we've got lots
Speaker 1: of nice bread in this station as well. That wish
Speaker 1: we didn't have such an abundance of bread now it's
Speaker 1: too readily available. Christian, the greatest thing that makes any
Speaker 1: recipe flavoursome is time. Oh and love, you're right, I
Speaker 1: make ministroni soup. No, thank you?
Speaker 5: Oh's with mintroni?
Speaker 1: Oh it's foul.
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's literally warmed up pond water with weeds
Speaker 3: in and tadpoles and legs.
Speaker 1: Foul. Who only the best of days goes? You know what?
Speaker 1: Oh this crack open a glass of wine and there
Speaker 1: let's fire up some minestrone. Even the way you say
Speaker 1: it miniestro.
Speaker 4: Ministro ministroni, minestronia?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Kate? Do you like a ministran? What's up?
Speaker 7: Minnestroni? But in Maltese they call it minestra, which is
Speaker 7: my partner's heritage, So we often make minestra.
Speaker 1: Kate had her hand up just now, which is rare,
Speaker 1: because so I'm thinking this must be something very very pertinent. No,
Speaker 1: it's a side note about our more Teese thriings Ministra, No, I.
Speaker 7: Was answering the question that you asked, but I did
Speaker 7: in my hand.
Speaker 1: Why the question wasn't what do they call it in Malta?
Speaker 1: What do they do in Zanzibar? Where do we go
Speaker 1: with this? What about our Sudanese.
Speaker 6: Listeners call in favorite Maltese dishes?
Speaker 7: I also last night oddly made a chicken soup and
Speaker 7: put time in it. For the first time ever.
Speaker 8: It changed and made.
Speaker 2: It the most of it.
Speaker 1: This guy Greg, This guy Greg wasn't talking about to
Speaker 1: each y emmy time that urb. He was talking about
Speaker 1: time as in like, yeah, because I used a slow cooker.
Speaker 7: Okay, cool, Sorry, I'm just looking at peach.
Speaker 1: Focus on that today. Make that a party. Wow, that
Speaker 1: just happened. He's mentioning about time. I've got something to
Speaker 1: do with him. But also I let him know about
Speaker 1: the Maltese people. Okay from seventh Morning on thirteen fifty five,
Speaker 1: twenty two. How do your people called ministronies? Anyway? That's it,
Speaker 1: bor old Greg. The greatest thing that can make anywhere
Speaker 1: we flavorsome is time, as in t I am. I
Speaker 1: presume that we're all out to speed with that. I
Speaker 1: make minister and his soup from scratch with fresh ingredients.
Speaker 1: But when I cook it down four hours, low and slow.
Speaker 1: You've got me now, Greg, you pull me back in
Speaker 1: Christian You'll make make malloy if your twenty two minute
Speaker 1: lunch with him this year of Memory. It's also in
Speaker 1: the Frankston Hall of Fame. Wow, this is big. Who
Speaker 1: else rio is in the Frankston Hall of Fame?
Speaker 6: Graham Kennedy TV legend. Yeah, Robert Harvey soon killed a
Speaker 6: legend yep. Dame Elizabeth Murdoch, Rupert Murdoch's mum, it's in
Speaker 6: the Frankston Hall of Fame.
Speaker 4: Yes, she lived in lang Warren for over eighty years.
Speaker 4: Parent incredible. Yeah, yeah, I'm story about her.
Speaker 6: Heard a podcast where she taught Rupert to swim by
Speaker 6: throwing him into the deep end of a pool and
Speaker 6: just letting him learn how to swim that way.
Speaker 1: That is also how my dad learned to swim. His
Speaker 1: dad just threw him in at the deep end.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, they did it back then.
Speaker 4: Hope's just.
Speaker 1: That's the only way to shocking. I've just had a
Speaker 1: quick look because I need to know more about these
Speaker 1: halls of Fame. Yes, I mean, can we just start
Speaker 1: our own listener hall of Fame? Absolutely one, But Frankston
Speaker 1: is like, it's I don't know many people live in
Speaker 1: Frankston forty thousands, So what to each little area have
Speaker 1: their own hall of Fame?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I haven't seene not aware of why you should
Speaker 4: be in it.
Speaker 5: If there shouldn't be in it is Oh.
Speaker 1: I don't think you can just nominate itself in the
Speaker 1: Hall of Fame. Google Halls of Fame in Australia and
Speaker 1: it's mainly all sporting one right, obviously there's that. There's
Speaker 1: even Australian Martial Arts Hall of Fame, basketball, cricket, football,
Speaker 1: motorsport and then this one stands Queensland Business Leaders Hall
Speaker 1: of Fame. That's wow, that's the one you want to
Speaker 1: get in, Patsy that one there.
Speaker 2: The Christian o'connal show podcast.
Speaker 1: We're doing small thing, Big rage, What small thing? It's
Speaker 1: the little things in life that drive you disproportionately crazy.
Speaker 1: Text me and share us yours four seventy five three
Speaker 1: one oh four three Small things, big rage, Small things?
Speaker 1: Christian When people treat the gym shower like their home shower,
Speaker 1: deep conditioning, their hair shaving legs. Come on, there's lot
Speaker 1: of people that want.
Speaker 2: To use it.
Speaker 1: You're the worst ones are mature gentlemen that have no
Speaker 1: problems with walking around naked. No shame, not just that.
Speaker 1: There's a guy in my team who will be naked
Speaker 1: in his shower shoes, drying his hair, and he takes
Speaker 1: ages trying his old man wispy hair. It's like, dude,
Speaker 1: put some pants on. Man, it's all just hanging around.
Speaker 1: Then he gets to hedge Ry does under his armpits.
Speaker 4: I do envy old men who they're so liberator, they're.
Speaker 1: Not at all zero given zero given, Christian, what about
Speaker 1: people who display baby on board stickers or decals and
Speaker 1: then proceed to drive around up there taking part in
Speaker 1: the Mario can't challenge from well Christian? What about this
Speaker 1: is from trulye The number of drivers you're going through
Speaker 1: red lights? It is shocking the people just will gun
Speaker 1: it at a red light. A couple of things to me,
Speaker 1: then a small thing, big age auto correct that corrects
Speaker 1: the word. And now what it's thinks you're saying is
Speaker 1: nowhere near what you want to say. In a world
Speaker 1: where everything is like hyper smart technology YEP and chat
Speaker 1: GPT how can auto correct be so bad? I know?
Speaker 6: For me, the one that kills me is if I
Speaker 6: want to swear with the yes, I never want to
Speaker 6: say duck. No, No, I know, do I ever want
Speaker 6: to say duck? You should not learn by now that
Speaker 6: I'm trying to swear.
Speaker 1: And what it's not. It's jocked to center us. Yes,
Speaker 1: I don't swam the price of your own phone check?
Speaker 1: Go ahead, that's so pious, all you the dodgy online
Speaker 1: content that Bible can upload these days, but we can't say.
Speaker 4: The BOM's exactly out.
Speaker 1: And then the other thing. Oh, this trives me mad.
Speaker 1: I love my wife dearly, however, trying to speak to
Speaker 1: me from a different room. Please No, yesterday it was Chris,
Speaker 1: me cried out, shining to work on ideas.
Speaker 4: On the phone.
Speaker 1: Even if I was on the phone, some person's hearing
Speaker 1: some monster yelly, you talk out the health and charts
Speaker 1: and and then I don't answer. Then she calls me
Speaker 1: from within the house, dangers within the house. Then all go,
Speaker 1: did you hear me? Yeah? Why don't you respond to now?
Speaker 1: It's bad? Find on me yelling in.
Speaker 4: The house being summoned.
Speaker 1: Something summoned too stressful?
Speaker 5: Maybe you should just learn to listen more though, But.
Speaker 1: They can't speak to me from the other end of
Speaker 1: the house, Patsy, what's your small thing? Big rage?
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 3: What is it with kids these days that have to
Speaker 3: call you bro all the time?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we went through this. It was mate,
Speaker 1: then mates, listen, I pay you a mobile phone bill.
Speaker 1: Mates don't do that, or if they do, I'm not
Speaker 1: your mate. Get one of your mates would pick up
Speaker 1: the tab. Then, Bro, this I mean dad, I mean
Speaker 1: you're their mum. You're not their mate. You're not there, Bro,
Speaker 1: You're not dude.
Speaker 5: Just sounds wrong, mate.
Speaker 1: And it's always derogatory as well. Yeah mate, what are
Speaker 1: you doing?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It's terrible everything we do for them, the sacrifice you
Speaker 1: make just to be reduced to mate.
Speaker 6: I remember there's a school as well who calls their
Speaker 6: parents by their first name.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, that was Naked's side.
Speaker 6: I remember I went to his house and he started
Speaker 6: calling his mum Sharon, and I was like, oh, what the.
Speaker 1: Hell is impersonal? That is a lovely, warm tone to it.
Speaker 1: It's worked for forever.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, I remember once it felt wrong. I had
Speaker 5: to get.
Speaker 3: Mum's attention in the middle of my one day, she
Speaker 3: couldn't hear me. I'm going mom, mom, and all these
Speaker 3: women were looking around.
Speaker 5: And so I go Bev.
Speaker 3: And it almost felt like I'd sworn at her. It
Speaker 3: sounded so and felt so wrong.
Speaker 1: Your mom didn't like that.
Speaker 5: She looked around. It was like, excuse me, who are
Speaker 5: you calling me? Bev? But yeah, bro, it's always bro
Speaker 5: or mate.
Speaker 4: Oh it's awful. You try to stamp it out, have you?
Speaker 4: Like I say, wait, you hear this?
Speaker 1: Patsy, Tina love you. Telly works on the show. What
Speaker 1: do you call your mum?
Speaker 9: Me?
Speaker 4: I call it homie. Oh that's worse.
Speaker 1: Ways the nineties called they need their phrase back, homie?
Speaker 1: What are we in the fresh Prince at our house?
Speaker 1: You're a in bet also would go crazy if you
Speaker 1: and are trying to text home.
Speaker 5: Hey, what is her response? Tiner?
Speaker 4: Does she like it?
Speaker 5: No, she always goes, don't call me.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show on podcast.
Speaker 1: We have the TV on the studio just to sit.
Speaker 1: There's any urgent news flashes or anything. I guess we
Speaker 1: could ask Patsy, but yeah, anyway, we have it on
Speaker 1: there on mute and I was just looking up they're
Speaker 1: looking ahead to the decider gain three State of origin.
Speaker 1: Why I just googled why? I want to google? Why
Speaker 1: don NRL players have such big thick necks? How do
Speaker 1: they get it so thick?
Speaker 4: Do you do specific nicknack right exercises.
Speaker 1: And you look at like an AFL player slender neck? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Now very different obviously very different codes, different physicality required,
Speaker 1: but still how do they they all every single n
Speaker 1: r L player former present, thick old neck. It's like
Speaker 1: a it's like your eyes thigh.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, yeah?
Speaker 5: How do they get the bodies as well?
Speaker 6: Like everything about SOLITYSSI if you ever see like see
Speaker 6: them at the airport or something like that, the Storm
Speaker 6: players down at Amy Park, they are huge.
Speaker 1: You see cup around here in Richmond, uh down at
Speaker 1: Cheeky Monkey down there, and they are so big you
Speaker 1: can't believe trying to speed the girl Anyway, I just
Speaker 1: tuched into Google. I got as France, why do n
Speaker 1: r L players have? And then you know where you complete?
Speaker 1: The first that comes up is husky voices.
Speaker 6: Darren Lockyer, one of these commentators has the worst voice heard.
Speaker 1: Again? Is it because the neck is too thick? So
Speaker 1: it was too muscular? They can't move too well. I
Speaker 1: remember interviewing John Cena once right, and my old radio
Speaker 1: station happened to be on the fourth floor the studio,
Speaker 1: and I went down to research to meet him to say, hey, listen,
Speaker 1: the lift is broken. We're going to have to walk
Speaker 1: up for He was really bussy. Actually this, so big
Speaker 1: grumpily move upstairs. The insu was not good because Big
Speaker 1: JC had to walk up four body slims and again again,
Speaker 1: I think it's the muscular around the throat that's one
Speaker 1: of the NRL players. The other one here is like,
Speaker 1: why do NRL players wear bras?
Speaker 4: Yes, I know what those are. They run around with
Speaker 4: these when they're training. These kind of like.
Speaker 3: A heart monitor, fitness tracker.
Speaker 1: It's a heart monitor. Yeah. And then the other one
Speaker 1: is wear bras And why do n L players have
Speaker 1: pickle juice?
Speaker 9: They?
Speaker 4: Yeah, now I know.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we're doing small thing. Big rays are just the
Speaker 1: thick neck on them. Small thing big rades Christian. When
Speaker 1: you buy something that has a sticker on it that
Speaker 1: needs to be removed, you have to peel the sticker
Speaker 1: off very very The top layer comes off, but it
Speaker 1: leaves that all all glooy bit behind and not even
Speaker 1: boiling the kettle, pouring it on. This happened to me
Speaker 1: recently when I was buying a water bottle, so I
Speaker 1: did the boiling technique. That didn't work. Apple cider juice,
Speaker 1: Oh didn't work. You know what did? WD forty? Oh wow,
Speaker 1: that's it drives my wife. This would be small thing,
Speaker 1: big race right now. I used WD forty on everything.
Speaker 1: My wife. Oh god, no, Chris to smell that stuff.
Speaker 1: It now lives in that random draw in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: So you don't need that handy to go and he
Speaker 1: you never know anything like a dish doesn't taste quite right,
Speaker 1: Susana WD forty on this good as gold. Sarah Christian.
Speaker 1: When students call me miss, I've been married thirty eight years.
Speaker 1: I'm not a miss. Christian. People have a small thing,
Speaker 1: big rage. People don't move out the way from emerging vehicles,
Speaker 1: pretending they can't see the flashing lights and here, so
Speaker 1: that is disgusting. They're just try and get the other
Speaker 1: side of the lights or a couple of one hundred
Speaker 1: meters ahead. Everyone's different than I Christen. Small thing, big rage.
Speaker 1: Those election candidate signs stood.
Speaker 4: Up, Okay, I never know what's going to people.
Speaker 1: Ria, what's your small thing? Big rage?
Speaker 6: This makes me unreasonably mad. And I might be alone here,
Speaker 6: but when I go to cross the street and you
Speaker 6: hit the button, yep, and then someone else comes along
Speaker 6: and kind of pushes the button.
Speaker 1: But I'm that guy. No, I can't trust you. No, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I see another human Now I think you're not concentrating.
Speaker 1: I knew, No you're not. You're on your phone or
Speaker 1: you're thinking about snapchatting something. No, no, going on some
Speaker 1: up up to no good. No nor your generation. No no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no never.
Speaker 4: Let No.
Speaker 1: I can't trust you now, you're staring around, You're wearing
Speaker 1: strange clothing that's two sideses too big for you. No, no,
Speaker 1: I judge you, and I found you wanting No.
Speaker 4: No, I always.
Speaker 1: I tell you what it is. The mad times I've
Speaker 1: been there and there's somebody that has even pressed it,
Speaker 1: and I do I then press it and they go, oh,
Speaker 1: I'd forgotten to do that. You're one of those. No,
Speaker 1: I would never none of do it. No, I can't
Speaker 1: trust you.
Speaker 4: And you touch it and that's you saying, hey, you're
Speaker 4: an idiot.
Speaker 1: No, it's slightly saying Hey, airhead, this one's on me.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show Gone Podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian Eucalyptus orders great for a moving, sticky residue of
Speaker 1: lots of services. Don't need it, go my WD fourty
Speaker 1: in the kitchen, Good to go. You could use Zippo
Speaker 1: lighter fluid. Oh yeah, we've always got that in our
Speaker 1: houses every week. What is Mickey Rourke in the eighties? Ziplid?
Speaker 1: All right, cowboy Marlborough mat all right. So we're going
Speaker 1: to try and build an eighties or nineties school, eighties
Speaker 1: and ninety school, we can try and build one. So
Speaker 1: far now we got the incinerator manned by children. Also,
Speaker 1: if you're going to build a an eighties and nineties school,
Speaker 1: you need lou ro that is so thin you could
Speaker 1: use it as tracing paper and a cheap and thin
Speaker 1: it was and rough like yeah, you're right, sandy exterior. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then the other thing as well. We had in
Speaker 1: the classroom you had one of those pencil sharpness Oh yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: we could feed. Yes, you know, we had to ask
Speaker 1: the teacher if you could get up because it was
Speaker 1: a real time killer because you would take your time
Speaker 1: dawdling up to it with you could easily waste out
Speaker 1: trusting about five minutes. Then it was Connor. It doesn't
Speaker 1: take that long walk up here?
Speaker 5: A favorite during maths class, don't you think?
Speaker 1: And I was just blunting the pencil. It's gone against,
Speaker 1: it's gone against. Okay, this don't be quicker run.
Speaker 6: We used to have one who had the crank.
Speaker 4: Yes, would drop like chopping.
Speaker 1: Always look like a cat's backside.
Speaker 5: Yes it does.
Speaker 1: Anyway, a lot of time day dreaming at school. What
Speaker 1: else has to go on? Our eighties and nineties school, I.
Speaker 6: Actually reckon this stuff was like a gateway drug. Those
Speaker 6: scratch and sniff stickers was the holy grail of something
Speaker 6: you could get from the teacher.
Speaker 1: Say yes, what a great thing in the nineties.
Speaker 6: Brilliant if you if you know, did your homework well
Speaker 6: or something you know, Missus Collins would come.
Speaker 3: On a strawb and then you scratch it and I
Speaker 3: bet you've got a lot to double degree.
Speaker 1: Who monitor prefect?
Speaker 4: Yes, I was ding on them by the end.
Speaker 1: Can you still buy scratch and sniff stickers?
Speaker 5: I wanted to No, they don't.
Speaker 3: They don't even get We used to get the red
Speaker 3: smiley face that the stamp. I've never seen any of
Speaker 3: her work with well done or good try.
Speaker 4: I don't know if he can do.
Speaker 1: I want to know can you still buy scratch and
Speaker 1: sniff stickers? Ask the word of you love God? Your
Speaker 1: husband here because of his works, would sell them? Because
Speaker 1: I tell you what I'd like to get some And
Speaker 1: then when you do good breaks, I'll give you a
Speaker 1: smiley face, a scratch and sift snicker. You get a
Speaker 1: little bus. I reward like children, You reward the behavior
Speaker 1: you want. Yeah, okay, that's how we're going to dominate
Speaker 1: this city team. We're scratch and sniffs.
Speaker 6: That's going to be instead of pay rise scratch and sniffs.
Speaker 1: Also, I want to know how long does a scratch
Speaker 1: and sniff sticker retain its potency? Great question that has
Speaker 1: anyone got one from the nineties that still smells of strawberry?
Speaker 1: Now you know?
Speaker 4: I'll ask my Mark. I've still got a lot of
Speaker 4: my school textbook. Could you stuff ye?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 1: Please? Please please? If anyone can answer that, and what
Speaker 1: else needs to go in our eighties and nineties school,
Speaker 1: then Christian Show podcast, I'm trying to build an eighties
Speaker 1: and nineties score. What needs to be there? And we're
Speaker 1: talking about scratch and sniff stickers. Remember the rubbers is
Speaker 1: to get those smelly rubbers as well scented rubbers.
Speaker 2: Yea.
Speaker 1: And I want to know actually how long they hang
Speaker 1: on to their potency the smell? How long do they
Speaker 1: retain it? For Christian, the school has to have a
Speaker 1: Commodore sixty four, just one for the entire school to share.
Speaker 1: Reject shop. Christian, I'm a teacher. They still sell the
Speaker 1: stick scratch and sniff stickers. I've actually just ordered a
Speaker 1: pack of thirty six sheets Wow scratch and sniff stickers,
Speaker 1: So show get ready to be rewarded Christian two pounds
Speaker 1: for a pack of fifty from the reject shop. Eighty
Speaker 1: school has to have the o HP overhead projector. Christian.
Speaker 1: I still have a scratch and sniff sticker from from
Speaker 1: twenty seventeen. It still smells like a banana wow eron O'Connor.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Brody here to answer your questions
Speaker 1: re scratch and sniff stickers to retain the smell. I've
Speaker 1: got a bunch Christian urnews one from two thousand and seven.
Speaker 1: I just went and found them and had a sniff.
Speaker 1: They still work. If you've got a spare one, send
Speaker 1: them to me. Christian. I've got one from twenty sixteen,
Speaker 1: still smells, Christian. Are trolley on wheels at the school
Speaker 1: with a rank arena TV on top, a VCR player
Speaker 1: that's from Vince Christian eighty. Every eighties and nineties school
Speaker 1: needs a walking sorry, a water drinking trough with only
Speaker 1: one of the five taps working properly. Do you remember
Speaker 1: the drink fountain?
Speaker 6: Yeah, and they just shot straight, so it's really hard
Speaker 6: to get your mouth in.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's right, Christian. What about the bag of sawdust
Speaker 1: when pupil threw up in the school yard the caretaker
Speaker 1: would come along cover up the vomit with the You're right,
Speaker 1: it was a bucket of sand as well. Yeah, to
Speaker 1: put over kids that are chundered, Christian. They should retain
Speaker 1: their smell for years, depending on how much you scratch it.
Speaker 1: I excuse me, sir, I still have some. They're over
Speaker 1: ten years old and you can smell them.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mary Anne, good morning and welcome to the show.
Speaker 8: Hi Christian, Hi guys.
Speaker 9: Hello, I've still got my stickers from the eighties.
Speaker 1: You are kid. They still smell, They still smell.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: Forty years later.
Speaker 8: Yes, all these n on my old primary school stuff
Speaker 8: in my suitcase.
Speaker 9: Oh I still smell.
Speaker 8: Eight year old daughter gets some at school now.
Speaker 1: Oh great, Marianne, thanks you giving us a call and
Speaker 1: showing that have a good day.
Speaker 8: Thanks, Christian, Thanks.
Speaker 1: Guys, Veronica. Good morning, Veronica, Good morning, Christian and gang
Speaker 1: morning Veronica. Okay, what needs to be on our eighties
Speaker 1: and nineties school? What do you reckon this?
Speaker 8: So it has to be just really text? Oh blue
Speaker 8: with blueberry black with BlackBerry orange was the best?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, great one, Veronica, Thank you very much. Cool.
Speaker 1: I have a good day you. Kristin, welcome to the show. Hello,
Speaker 1: hey Kristin. So what needs to be in our teas
Speaker 1: in ninety school?
Speaker 8: Okay? At my eighties school, I had a guillotine.
Speaker 1: Yes, slicing up the card and paper in the Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Yes. Was it not like a gillotine that
Speaker 1: you would see, you know? But no, no, someone would
Speaker 1: be dealt with him. No, this is your paper and
Speaker 1: card a desktop one.
Speaker 4: It's still really sharp.
Speaker 1: Yes, you could either slide it from left to right,
Speaker 1: or you had one that was like a slice of school,
Speaker 1: the old one that co having a butcher for slicing up. Yes, right,
Speaker 1: why are kids to learn to use this? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Again again with the incinerator. That's a great one, Kristen,
Speaker 1: thank you very much, thanks for going the show. Thank you, David. David, Hello, David,
Speaker 1: welcome to the show. So what needs to be in
Speaker 1: our eighties and ninety school mate?
Speaker 9: Now, I remember this from early eighties primary school, Pats
Speaker 9: you might remember this.
Speaker 1: There was a hand crank photo copier and it was
Speaker 1: like purple yes and the smell would be like.
Speaker 8: Chemically but it was smell really good, everybody.
Speaker 1: I used to love the smell of it. I used
Speaker 1: to love that and it would be wet when it
Speaker 1: came out of it. Ours was called the ban Dung
Speaker 1: machine or something, and.
Speaker 5: It was almost like fluorescent pink.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, purple like purple yes.
Speaker 5: And it put metho in.
Speaker 3: It wasn't the smell, yes, it was yeah, that's yes.
Speaker 1: That's how we got kicks back in the day. There
Speaker 1: was no TikTok for us with a snipper paper. You
Speaker 1: won't there, man. It was great. David. That's a great one.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. You called buddy. Have a good days.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 1: Podcast yesterday we had a real treatment in the team.
Speaker 1: We met some of the brilliant volunteers worked for RSPCA
Speaker 1: Victoria now Sandy. They do really really vitent and important
Speaker 1: work and ninety percent of their funding doesn't come for
Speaker 1: the government. It comes from you and I people that
Speaker 1: will donate money, so they really need help. They've been
Speaker 1: hit with a record amount of reporting of animal cruelty,
Speaker 1: so they really are stretched. At the moment. There's about
Speaker 1: one hundred animals that are available for adoption and foster care.
Speaker 1: So really I just want to highlight and to say
Speaker 1: thank you to very much to all the team that
Speaker 1: works so hard in the state doing really really the
Speaker 1: things they have to go and deal with. The rescue
Speaker 1: these pets is absolutely heartbreaking. And also just to say this,
Speaker 1: if you are thinking about giving a dog or any
Speaker 1: kind of pet, is a very big commitment. It's a
Speaker 1: loving commitment with your time and also your responsibilities. You
Speaker 1: have to make sacrifices. But please, with Christmas coming up
Speaker 1: as well, really think about the pets that you're going
Speaker 1: to be taking on board and who is going to
Speaker 1: be able with the time to look after and there
Speaker 1: are so many pets that are abandoned or not looked
Speaker 1: after very well, just because actually families and people taking
Speaker 1: them on are in no way able to deal with
Speaker 1: the demand of having pets. The other thing is, if
Speaker 1: you are thinking about getting a pet, maybe it's someone's birthday,
Speaker 1: or we've been talking about it as a family and
Speaker 1: we've had cats and dogs out all of our times
Speaker 1: being parents. It's a great thing to have pets with
Speaker 1: your kids. Is go and have a look at these
Speaker 1: animal shelters. Go to the rsp E. See these beautiful
Speaker 1: pups that are rare. Right now, there's one hundred all
Speaker 1: looking for homes. These lovely animals, some of them built
Speaker 1: through some really tough times. They'd love a lovely, warm, friendly,
Speaker 1: loving family to look after them. We met this dog yesterday, Gus,
Speaker 1: who was rescued by the inspector Sue, and she fell
Speaker 1: in love with him so much she's actually adopted him.
Speaker 1: He was a lovely, beautiful pup. Now he did sadly
Speaker 1: leave what it can only applied to described as an
Speaker 1: air biscuit the station. Well don't I don't think it
Speaker 1: was him. I actually think it was somebody else. On
Speaker 1: the show, we often get it. We get it on
Speaker 1: a Monday. Sometimes it's what we call a Pats parcel.
Speaker 1: And I think it was from the curry or something. Anyway,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm joking it was Guss.
Speaker 5: Of course it was woofy old Gussie.
Speaker 1: That's what you want to say. Was so embarrassed already,
Speaker 1: perhaps that you're smearing his name on the news desk. Anyway,
Speaker 1: if you want to adopt, you want to donate some
Speaker 1: money if you can, and also saund if you need
Speaker 1: to report anything as well. They are reliant on are
Speaker 1: Eyes and Ears for reporting any suspected instance of animal
Speaker 1: cruelty as well, so they do really important work. They
Speaker 1: are an amazing organization. RSPCA VIC dot org. If you
Speaker 1: can support them, or if you just want to go
Speaker 1: and be a volunteer as well, all's great. RSPCA VIC
Speaker 1: dot org.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast question.
Speaker 1: I'm with you about the smell of those that photocopier
Speaker 1: takes me back New Zealand nineteen eighty five, my first
Speaker 1: year of school. Our photocopy of paper, like you said,
Speaker 1: printed in purple, smell amazing. I can almost smell it now.
Speaker 1: I think they're called smellaries. It's a smell memory. They're very,
Speaker 1: very vivid. They stay with you for years. This smell,
Speaker 1: I think it was, like you said, perhaps like a
Speaker 1: methanol kind of fluid they used in it. Oh my word,
Speaker 1: that smell. Maybe tomorrow we should talk about smellaryes. What
Speaker 1: is a memory of a smell like Denko rub? You
Speaker 1: know it's such a David's swell, isn't it? Christian? I
Speaker 1: don't even spoken about this already, but breaking news. Truck
Speaker 1: drivers hit the Montague Street bridge. Gosh, you remember we
Speaker 1: used to do Montague Street Watch. Still we were in
Speaker 1: a sweat state. How many days has there been many
Speaker 1: this year? Pat?
Speaker 3: Well, there was one just yesterday, and then again what
Speaker 3: are the like over one hundred?
Speaker 5: I think so far?
Speaker 1: This is you I don't understand it. We all see
Speaker 1: the big side. And also, if you're driving a truck,
Speaker 1: you know surely you have to know what your the
Speaker 1: clearance whatever they called it. Christian. For your eighties and
Speaker 1: nineties school, do you remember the microfiche for the library?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yes, looking up the books used to find out where
Speaker 1: the books were and the references, and that you used
Speaker 1: to use that microfere move it and slide it around.
Speaker 1: Oh I used to love that. I bet they don't
Speaker 1: have that anymore. Now it's will probably digitized, isn't it right?
Speaker 1: Yesterday on the show, we're asking for your classic mum sayings,
Speaker 1: your mummism's. We had so many great ones. I'll kick
Speaker 1: you in the bum until your back teeth rattle. This
Speaker 1: is so aggressive. This is why we can't have nice things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: is my face red? Well, it's not up my bum?
Speaker 1: Then I know your and threats of impending violence or
Speaker 1: even death. Classic mum sayings, your mum isms. Blind Freddie
Speaker 1: could do a better job. Come over here so I
Speaker 1: can hit you. Hungry, Go and have a piece of fruit.
Speaker 1: Come on, I'll knock you into next week. Tell me
Speaker 1: the village idiot, go look with your eyes. And then
Speaker 1: the top five that we got at five, what's for dinner?
Speaker 1: Shit with sugar? At number four? How about I slapping
Speaker 1: the belly with a wet fish? At number three? Terrifying,
Speaker 1: I'll put you on this earth, I'll take you off
Speaker 1: it at number two, what do you think? This is
Speaker 1: bush week? And number one the dreaded phrase just wait
Speaker 1: until your father gets home. Oh, nothing works that when
Speaker 1: you need a car pulling up. Boy. All right, we're
Speaker 1: looking for your mummisms. Text them in four seventy five
Speaker 1: three one oh four three rio. What's it for, Mamma Lee?
Speaker 6: The worst that you could tell mum was that you
Speaker 6: were bored, because you'd get there if you're bored.
Speaker 4: I've got a million things.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, yes you're right, but I was a
Speaker 6: kids bored these days like they've got phones and TikTok
Speaker 6: and all that.
Speaker 1: No heaven forbid they had any boring things. Being bored
Speaker 1: is a good thing. There there's no boredom now. There's
Speaker 1: not a single moment where they're not on the phones.
Speaker 1: We're the same as well, where they're not scrawling or
Speaker 1: doing something on their phones.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast right now.
Speaker 1: Your mumisms, your mum sayings, there's rather a lot. Let's
Speaker 1: go through them. I love these mum sayings. They just
Speaker 1: seem funnier than dad sayings. I don't know why. They
Speaker 1: just are. Christian at home we used to have when
Speaker 1: it was dinner time, when we used to say, what
Speaker 1: is it you can have two? Were you giving or
Speaker 1: nothing at all? Christian to Ra's mum when she was cooking.
Speaker 1: I'd say that stinks. She'd always say, your bum stinks. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Owned mom passed away six months ago. I missed hearing that. Oh,
Speaker 1: blessed Rick Alexander. Always in shops, we were told look
Speaker 1: with your eyes, not with your hands, Christian, Mum is him.
Speaker 1: When she would ask who did this? My brother and
Speaker 1: I would always learn the chorus, it wasn't me, and
Speaker 1: she'd always say, well, I must have been the invisible man.
Speaker 1: And again, the invisible man was always in our house,
Speaker 1: Christian up to no good when the lights were left on.
Speaker 1: Do you think owned shares any electric company? Yeah, that
Speaker 1: one as well. Joe, stop crying. I'll give you something
Speaker 1: cry about. All the worst, isn't it. This is a
Speaker 1: classic shower, and I surprise we haven't had it earlier.
Speaker 1: What did your last slave die off? I still say
Speaker 1: that now. The kids have got no idea. It means
Speaker 1: nothing to them. Don't pick your nose or your head
Speaker 1: will cave in, Lara Christians. Now Rea was saying the dreadder.
Speaker 1: You never say to your mum that you're poored. If
Speaker 1: I did to my mom, she'd always go She'd always say,
Speaker 1: go stand on your head and fight your socks off.
Speaker 1: Fun thing to do in this Christian whatever. As kids
Speaker 1: we complained about insignificant injury, my mom would just say,
Speaker 1: better cut it off. Then mom would always say, what
Speaker 1: do you think this is the holiday hotel? Pull your
Speaker 1: socks off. If you keep up with that, I'll give
Speaker 1: you a knuckle sandwich. Yes, the good old threat of
Speaker 1: a knuckle sandwich. Christian. My mom used to say to me,
Speaker 1: if you roll your eyes any further, you'd be looking
Speaker 1: at your ass rackets. Sorry for swearing Christian. Hey listen
Speaker 1: if you heard someone the Filthy gets away with on
Speaker 1: Australian radio. Don't worry about an ad asks mentioned Do
Speaker 1: as I do, do as I say, not as I do.
Speaker 1: That's some kass. Christian mum was. My mum was cooking
Speaker 1: up a store once for some friends. I stepped my
Speaker 1: head into the kitchen asked what's for lunch. She just
Speaker 1: blurted out balls on toast and farts with onions.
Speaker 4: See their moms are very poetic.
Speaker 1: Yes, don't disappear. That was a classy one. Don't you disappear.
Speaker 1: I might need you in a minute. Christian Mamma used
Speaker 1: to say, your crusts, you'll get hands on your chance.
Speaker 1: I'm still eating the crust. No hands yet, Shane, give
Speaker 1: it time. Mama should say are your legs painted on?
Speaker 1: I'm a teacher. I have to find myself saying this
Speaker 1: to my students. If you answer it so to a question,
Speaker 1: my mom would say, sew a button on a brick
Speaker 1: wall or a rubber needle. To this day, I still
Speaker 1: don't know what that means. That comes from Janine.
Speaker 6: If I say like if in between a sentence, my
Speaker 6: mom would always jump in and.
Speaker 4: Go like like like like like like I stop it
Speaker 4: from saying.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.
Speaker 1: Time for Today's time Waster for the best in Show
Speaker 1: Cinema's Gold Class Group Pass you and three. Maybe go
Speaker 1: and see Jurass World Rebirth out this weekend at Village
Speaker 1: Cinema's Gold Class Time Waste. Today, we are looking for
Speaker 1: your school bands. Today is thank a Teacher Day. I
Speaker 1: have here team The top five teacher sayings according to
Speaker 1: the periodical Educators Weekly, Yes, what are what do you think?
Speaker 1: Most commonly uttered phrases by teachers to us let us.
Speaker 4: Get the Oh, I can I can wait, I can
Speaker 4: wait for you?
Speaker 1: Number one, Oh wait oh well done.
Speaker 5: What about get on with it?
Speaker 3: Our teachers always used to say, stop talking, get on.
Speaker 1: With it at five? No hat, no play class are
Speaker 1: at four? You're only cheating on yourself. Yeah that one? Three?
Speaker 1: Do you think I came down the last shower at two?
Speaker 1: If it's so funny, why don't you come up in
Speaker 1: tell the rest of the class that was a constant
Speaker 1: threat that I got and number one? I'll wait all right.
Speaker 1: So we're looking for your school birds today on the
Speaker 1: time wasteir you text them in O four seven five
Speaker 1: three one O four three school bands? We often played
Speaker 1: them on the show Big Country. Great band from the eighties,
Speaker 1: Big Cross Country.
Speaker 4: Has yeah yeah?
Speaker 1: What about synth rockers from the eighties and nineties craft homework.
Speaker 1: There's Germans always yes, yeah, always were gold spelling me
Speaker 1: fifty two s yes, Siler plus bully idol oh weh
Speaker 1: oh my god, always dacking you he was, and teachers
Speaker 1: pet show boys. Oh yeah good gold All right, Ria,
Speaker 1: what have you got then? Willaco Fuels school bands.
Speaker 4: We've got a couple of rappers in class.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's rapping Schoolio Scolio gold very good.
Speaker 4: But one of the rappers is late lat Yo it's tardy.
Speaker 1: B Oh, that's also very good. You can have a
Speaker 1: scratch and sniff sticker.
Speaker 4: And who's snitching to the principal. It's David Dobbings.
Speaker 1: Oh very good. That's three golds so far? All right?
Speaker 4: Can I go for four?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Go on?
Speaker 6: This thing is getting a little chica roll. It's can
Speaker 6: Tina Turner.
Speaker 1: No, you can't. It's a bronze for that. Every good
Speaker 1: thing has to come to an end.
Speaker 2: Christian Note Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Your mummism is still coming in Christian.
Speaker 1: My mom used to say I'm not running an all
Speaker 1: right restaurant. She'd also say I believe you thousands, wouldn't.
Speaker 1: My mom used to do that one thing. If I
Speaker 1: lost something, my mom would say, it'd lose your own
Speaker 1: bloody head if it wasn't screwed on. Classic mummism. All right,
Speaker 1: today's time waster up for grabs. It's a Village Cinema's
Speaker 1: gold class past for you and three. Go and see
Speaker 1: Jurassic World Rebirth this weekend. Ri Are you ready tomorrow?
Speaker 1: I'm red school bands, school bands like Nickelbackpack, Silus, Lauren,
Speaker 1: well done, Hole Monitor notes, oh silver, Well you have
Speaker 1: a Hall monitor pats. Yeah, that can surprise me.
Speaker 4: What did they do power?
Speaker 1: They were basically teacher's pets.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: I'll tick monkey bars, gold what Unclenn fizz ed sheering
Speaker 1: a well tony with an eye. That's very good, boys
Speaker 1: to detention Silver plus new lunch order Silver, you two
Speaker 1: stop that gold plus Richard, well done, that's very good.
Speaker 1: MC squared Hammer, Silver, Snoop, Waggy wag Gold Weld, Richard Bruno, Marbles,
Speaker 1: Silver Miners, Mike and the mathletics.
Speaker 4: My daughters used to do matheletics in the math Limpia.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, if you don't know, this is what. It's
Speaker 1: an online thing where to your kids could compete against
Speaker 1: other children from around the world at mass.
Speaker 4: Hopefully not the Chinese.
Speaker 1: I was trying to say a polite way of I
Speaker 1: saying sometimes I would look at the names of the
Speaker 1: potential competitors that I go, sit this one out. Why
Speaker 1: you ain't got oping? Hell Jingle's got this one? Trust me?
Speaker 1: You could even spell his name. Alrighty, where were we?
Speaker 1: School band's lunch Lady Gaga, men at homework, Silver, EMC Grammar.
Speaker 1: That's that's so good. Chloe Ostabik. Imagine dragging his school
Speaker 1: bag around all day. No, no, that's gold, Ricky, that
Speaker 1: is gold plus. You could have imagine dragging those shoes
Speaker 1: around all day and he bought them lunch box twenty
Speaker 1: silver and two backpack. They're pack two backpack. All right?
Speaker 1: Who is today's winner? Who's best in show?
Speaker 4: Chloe mc grammar, Yeah, well done.
Speaker 2: The Christian o'connal show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian, if we were being cheeky, mum, would I say, yeah,
Speaker 1: you be laughing on the other studdy of face in
Speaker 1: a minute. Another classic that my mum would do as
Speaker 1: well was the old threat of laughing on the other side,
Speaker 1: and the other one was like the threats of like
Speaker 1: I know what you're doing. I've got eyes in the
Speaker 1: back of my head. Yeah. As well on tomorrow's show,
Speaker 1: this will be back.
Speaker 3: Believe it or not.
Speaker 6: What are the odds you gotta be justhing me.
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 4: Were you was Cheryl who married a Hunt?
Speaker 2: Who was weird?
Speaker 1: The Cheryl.
Speaker 4: Who married a Hunt?
Speaker 1: As well? This isn't related to what we're doing here,
Speaker 1: But can I smell toast? That's actually why isn't that
Speaker 1: a sign of having a strike someone? Is there is toast?
Speaker 1: Is that I ate.
Speaker 4: Some fruit loaf bread, but I had to had to
Speaker 4: have it raw. He didn't have time.
Speaker 1: Told you have thought about raw dogging it during the
Speaker 1: show Rio tomorrow, the show what are the odds? Your
Speaker 1: stories of coincidence and chance.
Speaker 9: My wife's originally from Scotland and her grandfather practically raised her.
Speaker 9: He passed away unfortunately in twenty eighteen. His name was Jordi.
Speaker 9: We got married in twenty nineteen and standing at the
Speaker 9: altar of the vineyard, random dog walked up the aisle.
Speaker 9: I bent down to let it sniff me, and when
Speaker 9: I checked the tag, its name was Geordie. Everyone just
Speaker 9: went silent, and it was like approval from him because
Speaker 9: I never met him.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, every single week at eight on Wednesday,
Speaker 1: show we get these incredible stories of coincidence and chances.
Speaker 1: To see what we get tomorrow. Email me yours Christian
Speaker 1: at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. Thank you very
Speaker 1: much for your mummy, since we are back to my
Speaker 1: brand new time waster and you'll smell memory. See you tomorrow.
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