Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast. Right now, the songs that
Speaker 1: sum up our weekend. Here's mine, this is my This
Speaker 1: could be my wife's song for life, because my wife
Speaker 1: backs down to no one and no she never backs down.
Speaker 1: So here's the situation Friday. Okay, we needed to fill
Speaker 1: up a bean bag. Not just a bean bag, but
Speaker 1: it was a beanbag, double seater outdoor indoor mini couch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the girls and a mate boyfriend ever they have to
Speaker 1: can make out on it.
Speaker 2: Make a couch.
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, come here for peace therapy. Don't send me
Speaker 1: back to the dark place, all right? So I made
Speaker 1: up straight away. I thought this is going to be
Speaker 1: a nightmare between my wife and I because if you
Speaker 1: ever tried to fill a beanbang goes those palestine balls,
Speaker 1: the fire gravity. They don't go down. They just they
Speaker 1: just don't want to go into like beanback. So they're
Speaker 1: like they're trying to leap out, you know, they keep going.
Speaker 1: They get stuck to your hand and face. They're like flies,
Speaker 1: like covering in honey, and they go all over the
Speaker 1: So then it was and so I saw this coming.
Speaker 1: I've been here years years ago when my wife and
Speaker 1: I huge mountdown doing it, and I thought, no way,
Speaker 1: it's Friday night. I'm not beginning the weekend on that.
Speaker 1: I went, do you know what you're gonna have to
Speaker 1: get one of the kids to do with your darling.
Speaker 1: I said, I've got to make an urgent phone called
Speaker 1: to Tom, the producer developing. You know something, Jack said.
Speaker 1: My wife always believes when we go something, Jack said,
Speaker 1: So I went into the other room and just turn
Speaker 1: Netflix on my laptop. Right, the fourteen year old gets
Speaker 1: drafted up, right, and within two minutes there's just screaming
Speaker 1: in there, right right, and they're like two cats just
Speaker 1: that neither them will back down. The teenager quits, walks
Speaker 1: off the job, and I'm like, I slammed the laptop.
Speaker 1: I knew that I'm going to get caught up. My
Speaker 1: wife just goes crait, I'm gonna need you now. Oh no,
Speaker 1: oh no, no, no, here goes our Friday night. And
Speaker 1: sure enough, when a couple of a couple of minutes
Speaker 1: were arguing because my wife and we don't know what
Speaker 1: the best way is.
Speaker 3: There's there's eight of these bags, eight eight to get
Speaker 3: into this on me like this little double seater, but
Speaker 3: you need a lot of those silly little polystymi walls.
Speaker 1: So we've got to put eight in there, and we're
Speaker 1: trying to work out what the best way is. I said,
Speaker 1: there must be a system that people have got, like
Speaker 1: a shortcut to put these bean back, the beans into
Speaker 1: the bean back. I've only done it once and I'll
Speaker 1: never do it again. Exactly like you said, they defied gravity,
Speaker 1: went everywhere. Yeah, they got.
Speaker 3: Static electricity that pushes them away from the opening of the.
Speaker 2: Bad Do you shove them in and then like with
Speaker 2: the Stanley knife groat bottom?
Speaker 1: What we never thought of that? Tell you what? I
Speaker 1: started licking that the packet of the beans, going, well
Speaker 1: this get them in to take all the bag?
Speaker 2: Did you open the packet and then try to tip
Speaker 2: it in?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: No, no, No, You've got to put the whole like
Speaker 2: it's a cylindrical shape thing, Isn't it like a big
Speaker 2: long stick.
Speaker 1: This is what you've been off for three weeks. You
Speaker 1: come back, you drop it. Words like cylindrical, the old
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