WEBVTT - MINI: OC’s Bean Bag Fight

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast. Right now, the songs that

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<v Speaker 1>sum up our weekend. Here's mine, this is my This

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<v Speaker 1>could be my wife's song for life, because my wife

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<v Speaker 1>backs down to no one and no she never backs down.

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<v Speaker 1>So here's the situation Friday. Okay, we needed to fill

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<v Speaker 1>up a bean bag. Not just a bean bag, but

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<v Speaker 1>it was a beanbag, double seater outdoor indoor mini couch. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the girls and a mate boyfriend ever they have to

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<v Speaker 1>can make out on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Make a couch.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, sorry, come here for peace therapy. Don't send me

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<v Speaker 1>back to the dark place, all right? So I made

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<v Speaker 1>up straight away. I thought this is going to be

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<v Speaker 1>a nightmare between my wife and I because if you

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<v Speaker 1>ever tried to fill a beanbang goes those palestine balls,

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<v Speaker 1>the fire gravity. They don't go down. They just they

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<v Speaker 1>just don't want to go into like beanback. So they're

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<v Speaker 1>like they're trying to leap out, you know, they keep going.

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<v Speaker 1>They get stuck to your hand and face. They're like flies,

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<v Speaker 1>like covering in honey, and they go all over the

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<v Speaker 1>So then it was and so I saw this coming.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been here years years ago when my wife and

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<v Speaker 1>I huge mountdown doing it, and I thought, no way,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Friday night. I'm not beginning the weekend on that.

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<v Speaker 1>I went, do you know what you're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 1>get one of the kids to do with your darling.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I've got to make an urgent phone called

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<v Speaker 1>to Tom, the producer developing. You know something, Jack said.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife always believes when we go something, Jack said,

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<v Speaker 1>So I went into the other room and just turn

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<v Speaker 1>Netflix on my laptop. Right, the fourteen year old gets

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<v Speaker 1>drafted up, right, and within two minutes there's just screaming

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<v Speaker 1>in there, right right, and they're like two cats just

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<v Speaker 1>that neither them will back down. The teenager quits, walks

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<v Speaker 1>off the job, and I'm like, I slammed the laptop.

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<v Speaker 1>I knew that I'm going to get caught up. My

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<v Speaker 1>wife just goes crait, I'm gonna need you now. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>oh no, no, no, here goes our Friday night. And

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<v Speaker 1>sure enough, when a couple of a couple of minutes

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<v Speaker 1>were arguing because my wife and we don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>the best way is.

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<v Speaker 3>There's there's eight of these bags, eight eight to get

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<v Speaker 3>into this on me like this little double seater, but

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<v Speaker 3>you need a lot of those silly little polystymi walls.

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<v Speaker 1>So we've got to put eight in there, and we're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to work out what the best way is. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>there must be a system that people have got, like

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<v Speaker 1>a shortcut to put these bean back, the beans into

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<v Speaker 1>the bean back. I've only done it once and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>never do it again. Exactly like you said, they defied gravity,

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<v Speaker 1>went everywhere. Yeah, they got.

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<v Speaker 3>Static electricity that pushes them away from the opening of the.

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<v Speaker 2>Bad Do you shove them in and then like with

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<v Speaker 2>the Stanley knife groat bottom?

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<v Speaker 1>What we never thought of that? Tell you what? I

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<v Speaker 1>started licking that the packet of the beans, going, well

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<v Speaker 1>this get them in to take all the bag?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you open the packet and then try to tip

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<v Speaker 2>it in?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, No, You've got to put the whole like

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<v Speaker 2>it's a cylindrical shape thing, Isn't it like a big

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<v Speaker 2>long stick.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what you've been off for three weeks. You

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<v Speaker 1>come back, you drop it. Words like cylindrical, the old

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<v Speaker 1>preop peraps that don't sound right, the old pats refreshed,

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