WEBVTT - Dead Bananas 🍌

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<v Speaker 1>It's me, the drop dead gorgeous at Simone. I know

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<v Speaker 1>not everyone in this world is as physically blessed as

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<v Speaker 1>I am, but it's okay because I'm making a space

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<v Speaker 1>for the extremely regular normal people that walk among us.

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<v Speaker 1>Except there's one catch. These normals are concealing something that

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<v Speaker 1>makes them interesting, exciting, worthy of our time. What is

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<v Speaker 1>that thing? Well, I don't know, but I'll slice it

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<v Speaker 1>open and chisel away until I have the truth. This

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<v Speaker 1>is concealed with me atsimone oh. Time for the guest

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<v Speaker 1>roll the time. Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Joanna. I'm from New Zealand but moved

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<v Speaker 2>to Australia a few years ago and just became a citizen.

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<v Speaker 2>I work as a doctor and spent many years studying.

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<v Speaker 2>I ran my first marathon last year and enjoy swimming,

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<v Speaker 2>reading and gardening.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Joeanna, how are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I am great? Thank you Joe, for sure, absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be beautiful. Well, hello Joe, my name's out. Love

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<v Speaker 1>to meet you. To meet you all right now, we've

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<v Speaker 1>never met before in my life that I know of, correct,

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe in a past life We'll never know, maybe maybe,

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<v Speaker 1>But you're here in front of me. You've got you

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<v Speaker 1>put the sparkles on today. You've got your Diamonte stars

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<v Speaker 1>and lightning bolts all over your beautiful blaze that resistant

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<v Speaker 1>every day. Are you an everyday sparkler or is this

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<v Speaker 1>a special occasion sparkler?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it has to be a special occasion sparkle.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I see, I would know I'm an everyday sparkler.

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<v Speaker 1>A special occasion is when I'm in all Matt and

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<v Speaker 1>people go what's going on? That's how I make a statement.

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<v Speaker 1>If I want to do something for a red carpet,

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<v Speaker 1>I just go completely dull Matt and people go, Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>that's really new. That's that's amazing for you.

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very first the top. So you're from New Zealand originally?

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<v Speaker 1>What made you take the jump over across the ditch?

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<v Speaker 2>A job opportunity that I couldn't turn down?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that is good. We love jobs now, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have one, but I'm sure people that need

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<v Speaker 1>jobs love them too. I just dress up as a lady,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think I do it well.

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<v Speaker 2>You do?

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<v Speaker 1>And a doctor? Now? Am I allowed to go into

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<v Speaker 1>what doc type of doctor you are? Or is that

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<v Speaker 1>still a mystery?

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<v Speaker 2>It's probably a mystery, Okay, I won't.

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<v Speaker 1>Poke on the doctor. Note, I won't poke on the

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<v Speaker 1>doctor date. And you ran a marathon?

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<v Speaker 2>I did. How That's what I ask myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have to train for it?

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<v Speaker 2>I did, and it was probably one of the hardest

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<v Speaker 2>things I've ever done. Yeah, but I did it.

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<v Speaker 1>What happens when you've done it? What happens then?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you go, Well, you get a T shirt, you

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<v Speaker 2>get some bananas at the end, and you go that

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<v Speaker 2>was worthwhile. I'm so glad I did that. Everything hurts.

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<v Speaker 2>But look, I've got a banana.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you've put that banana on the wall. Like

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<v Speaker 1>the current at the NGV, there's a banana duct taped

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<v Speaker 1>to a wall at the moment.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's my banana.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I see, I see our thoughts. So I thought.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna ask you three questions, and from the

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<v Speaker 1>answers to those three questions, I have to try and

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<v Speaker 1>work out what it is you're concealing from me today,

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<v Speaker 1>Miss doctor Joe. Okay, all right, So the first question

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<v Speaker 1>I have for you is what was your favorite board

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<v Speaker 1>game growing up?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that would probably have to be Cludo Cludo.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Now that's the one where it's like mister Murder Mystery.

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<v Speaker 2>It is Miss Scarlet and the Library with the Dagger.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. I've actually never played Cludo because I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>there's too much reading involved. Do you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>I like reading?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well that's good. Do you have any tips for Cludo?

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<v Speaker 2>You just have to write down the answers as you go, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you can systematically work it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Systematically. That's a big word today, Joe. All Right, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't spell that. I've just written s y. I'll remember

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<v Speaker 1>what that means. Okay, Cludo cludo, butana doctor doctor banana cludo. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so I've got so far. Question number two, if you

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<v Speaker 1>could pick one obscure instrument to be proficient at, what

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<v Speaker 1>would it be?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I would definitely have to be the organ.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness, the organ. Now. I see a little

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<v Speaker 1>glint in your eye when you say organ, and something

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<v Speaker 1>tells me you're not talking about the musical instrument. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. It's a viber picking up.

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<v Speaker 2>I could be wronging all sorts of organs.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like electric ones. One's a blow, a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>a ones. You're with blood organ, all right, banana organ,

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<v Speaker 1>dr Marathon Okay, new Zealand.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>The final question after you is if you could get

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<v Speaker 1>the answer to one question, what would it be?

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<v Speaker 2>What happens after death?

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<v Speaker 1>Wife? After death? Okay? Dead? All right? Dead banana doctor organ,

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<v Speaker 1>New Zealand, dead bananas, get rid of banana. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>red herring. Cludo mystery mystery, mystery, murder mystery because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>obviously picking up organ, which is like body things included,

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<v Speaker 1>which is like murder. But then life after death and

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<v Speaker 1>that I don't know what that means. All right now

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going dead things, things that go inside dead things

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<v Speaker 1>and dead people. I love that. Are you a moutician?

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<v Speaker 2>I am a forensic pathologist. I perform autopsies and work

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<v Speaker 2>closely with the coroner to determine the cause of death

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<v Speaker 2>in certain cases with closed you were.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't a banana. Did you know? When I was

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<v Speaker 1>a kid, I always wanted to be a forensic pathologist. Well, literally,

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<v Speaker 1>I did work experience, not with the actual dead bodies,

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<v Speaker 1>but I went and worked and was looking at cells

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff for every Oh my goodness, how niche ah

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<v Speaker 1>ah close but those cinger. No, Joe is not a mortician,

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<v Speaker 1>she is a forensic pathologists. Close iwit's close. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to name more. Please Okay, So we hear with

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<v Speaker 1>Joe the forensic pathologist. Oh my goodness, did you wash

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<v Speaker 1>your hands today? Ah? Good question, no comment, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>So for people that don't know what a forensic pathologist is,

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<v Speaker 1>please explain it to us here.

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<v Speaker 2>So, a forensic pathologist is a medical doctor who specializes

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<v Speaker 2>in forensic pathology. Now, pathology itself is the study of disease,

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<v Speaker 2>it causes, how you diagnose it, And a forensic pathologist

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<v Speaker 2>in particular has interest in injuries, how they're caused, how

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<v Speaker 2>they might cause death or contribute to death.

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<v Speaker 1>So to become a forensic pathologist, do you have to do?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the pipeline to forensic pathology? How do you get there?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you start working with living things dead things?

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<v Speaker 2>It's pretty diverse. For most of us. You do your

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<v Speaker 2>medical degree and then go in and work in the hospitals,

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<v Speaker 2>and for some people they love that, for some of

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<v Speaker 2>us not so much. And you develop an interest in pathology,

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<v Speaker 2>which is all about problem solving and diagnosing disease and

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<v Speaker 2>getting to the bottom of things, which is part of

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<v Speaker 2>the perks of the job. And then from there, for me,

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<v Speaker 2>it evolved from surgical training, loving pathology, combining the two

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<v Speaker 2>and doing forensic pathology, and once you get in you

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<v Speaker 2>realize it is one of the best jobs in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you are doing a real life Cludo.

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<v Speaker 2>It is. It is a real life Cluto.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, did you see a big mass intake in the

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<v Speaker 1>forensic pathology and biomedical science world thanks to shows like

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<v Speaker 1>CSI and NCI and Law and Order.

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<v Speaker 2>It's definitely helped increase the visuals on our job and

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<v Speaker 2>people know what it is. People know what we do,

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<v Speaker 2>and I think it has increased the interest. Also, then

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<v Speaker 2>when people realize it's thirteen to sixteen years of medical

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<v Speaker 2>and specialist training, then the interest sort of drops off

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<v Speaker 2>from there.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I'll said earlier, I wanted to be a forensic pathologist,

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<v Speaker 1>look at me now. Didn't quite make it. But you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, that's fine. At least we've got you in

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<v Speaker 1>the world. But I think that's an issue that happened

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<v Speaker 1>too with the shows like CSAs. People think the person

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<v Speaker 1>just does everything. They're like, oh, they're going to be

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<v Speaker 1>going spraying for the blood over there, and then they're

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<v Speaker 1>going to be in the lab do it cutting people.

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<v Speaker 2>Up, and they think that we do it in six

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<v Speaker 2>inch stilettos and miniskirts.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you actually do autopsies yes? Is that like your

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<v Speaker 1>main specialty that you're like, all right, bring them in.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. It's one of the tools that we've got to

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<v Speaker 2>investigate death. So we have many We have our medical knowledge,

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<v Speaker 2>what we read from the medical records or from the circumstances.

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<v Speaker 2>We have a CT scan and soon to be an

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<v Speaker 2>MRI scan so we can get radiology imaging of the deceased.

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<v Speaker 2>And we have autopsies, which enables us to examine everything internally,

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<v Speaker 2>look for diseases, abnormalities, injuries, see what's going on on

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<v Speaker 2>the inside.

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<v Speaker 1>Would your scans would they be preferable because they're non

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<v Speaker 1>intrusive for some people, or is most time you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>we just got to get in there and have a squiz.

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<v Speaker 2>It really depends on the case a lot of the time,

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<v Speaker 2>and I think societally there's less comfort with autopsies and

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<v Speaker 2>internal examinations. Autopsies have a bit of a bad reputation,

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<v Speaker 2>but what they really are is exploratory surgery. It enables

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<v Speaker 2>us to go in and find out what's wrong, gives

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<v Speaker 2>us information. But in many cases, the CT gives us

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<v Speaker 2>that information. If there's a motor vehicle accident, we can

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<v Speaker 2>see the injuries. We can see the fractures or the bleeding,

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<v Speaker 2>and in about half of our cases that are reported

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<v Speaker 2>to the coroner, they don't need a full autopsy.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you studying to be a surgeon or specializing in

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<v Speaker 1>sur gin practices? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>So when I was at medical school, I always wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to do surgery. That's what I wanted, And then got

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<v Speaker 2>out of medical school, got on the surgical training program,

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<v Speaker 2>did the first part exams, and the more I did it,

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<v Speaker 2>the less I liked it. And I was getting to

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<v Speaker 2>that stage where like many junior doctors, I was tired, jaded,

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<v Speaker 2>just completely burnt out. And I thought, I'll take a

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<v Speaker 2>year off do pathology because these pathologists walk into the room.

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<v Speaker 2>And there was one in his jeans and his leather

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<v Speaker 2>jacket and he seemed really smart and really cool, and

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<v Speaker 2>I thought about it, no more than he looks neat,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll go and hang out in that department for a year.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all it takes.

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<v Speaker 2>Loved it so much I never went back to surgery.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, I guess you'd at the end of the day.

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<v Speaker 2>So I get to do surgery still, but I don't

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<v Speaker 2>have to worry about things working again afterwards.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think I'm a bit of a different person

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<v Speaker 1>in that this stuff doesn't give me the eg or

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<v Speaker 1>does it make me feel uncomfortable. I think death is

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<v Speaker 1>a really difficult topic for a lot of people to grasp.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever suffered a bit of I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>stigma against your job and your profession and what you do.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think people are in equal parts fascinated by

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<v Speaker 2>it and can't understand how you can do it as

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<v Speaker 2>a job. There is definitely stigma. A lot of it

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<v Speaker 2>comes from my fellow medical practitioners. They don't understand why

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<v Speaker 2>you wouldn't want to be in a hospital dealing with patients.

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<v Speaker 2>Whereas I say, I still get to deal with patients,

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<v Speaker 2>but I also get to deal with police and doctors

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<v Speaker 2>and lawyers and all sorts of people, which is really

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<v Speaker 2>fun and diverse and an interesting part of the job.

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<v Speaker 2>And the stigma and he comes when people don't understand

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<v Speaker 2>what it is, when we realize it's actually medicine. It's

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<v Speaker 2>finding answers for families. I mean, where the deceased last doctor?

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<v Speaker 1>That's true.

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<v Speaker 2>We get to explain what happened. It's a really privileged

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<v Speaker 2>position to be the first person in some cases to know,

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<v Speaker 2>so what happened to this person and what they went

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<v Speaker 2>through and to be able to provide answers and explain that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, totally not to lead into that stigma, but has

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<v Speaker 1>anything spooky happened? Any ghosts?

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<v Speaker 2>We just employ them as part of the stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Good. Yeah, good, you're like, well, why are you here?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you just hand me that over there please?

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<v Speaker 2>Most of the creepy things would be creepy crawleyes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really, well, that's the thing. So you would get patients.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you call them patients or do you call them

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<v Speaker 1>We call them the deceased. You would get the deceased

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<v Speaker 1>in lots of different circumstances and what's the word condition conditions? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you get them in all different types of conditions. So

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<v Speaker 1>what could this range? With someone who just looks like

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<v Speaker 1>they've fallen asleep or someone that is covered in bugs.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, we get everything, particularly in summertime when it's a

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<v Speaker 2>lot hotter. Oh yeah, is decomposed a lot faster in

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<v Speaker 2>the heat. But then there's the winter time phenomenon where

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<v Speaker 2>people die in bed with their electric blankets on. Ah,

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<v Speaker 2>and the heat's not so great. They don't look like

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<v Speaker 2>they've just fallen asleep. So yeah, we get a real

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<v Speaker 2>range and you learn to expect and see what you find.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a favorite time of year to work? Is

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<v Speaker 1>there one peer where you're like everyone that comes in

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<v Speaker 1>is genuinely pleasant to work with.

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<v Speaker 2>Public holidays and school holidays because everyone goes out of Victoria.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true, Like no one here.

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<v Speaker 2>It all quietens down.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you so you're working for Like, would you work

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<v Speaker 1>with the police? Does that mean you have to go

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<v Speaker 1>to court?

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<v Speaker 2>It does?

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<v Speaker 1>It does.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's always somebody on call twenty four to seven.

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<v Speaker 2>So if there's a homicide or a suspicious death, we

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<v Speaker 2>can go out to the scene for that, or we'll

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<v Speaker 2>do the autopsy for that. And so we work closely

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<v Speaker 2>with the police from that point of view. And yes,

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<v Speaker 2>we go to court probably ten times or so for

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<v Speaker 2>giving evidence for those cases. Is that annoying, No, it's

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<v Speaker 2>part of the job that just every day.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're lying, we're going to ask our other specialist person.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, we certainly get that from defense lawyers. They call

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<v Speaker 2>you miss to try and downplay it, play the games,

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<v Speaker 2>but we know the games and you just don't let

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<v Speaker 2>it get to you.

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<v Speaker 1>So that also means in my head, you're just working

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<v Speaker 1>at wherever you work. But do you have to go

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<v Speaker 1>out to actual crime scenes as well? Sometimes we do.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't get to go to anywhere near as many

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<v Speaker 2>as we'd like. But it's come on, well, if it's

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<v Speaker 2>in a scenic location, it's true. Ice cream on the

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<v Speaker 2>way back.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that is true. Once you've done your job,

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<v Speaker 1>that is true.

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<v Speaker 2>Not an ice s cream on the way there that

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<v Speaker 2>would be performed.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you ever still get surprised? Are there some things

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<v Speaker 1>or if you feel like you've pretty much seen it

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<v Speaker 1>all now?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's not a lot now that human imagination can

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<v Speaker 2>think of to do that makes me think, really, because

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<v Speaker 2>I've said that so many times that I just think, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>well we'll roll with that. I won't think about that

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<v Speaker 2>too hard, and we'll just go with what we've got.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, in your first years where they're like, oh okay, yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, definitely, humans are very creative, and the weird and

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<v Speaker 2>wonderful things that we can do to ourselves we can

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<v Speaker 2>do to other people. Often things that start with a

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<v Speaker 2>group of blokes with beer and someone saying, hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>watch this, it'll be awesome. Often ends not so well.

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<v Speaker 1>The lad's the lad's the lads.

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<v Speaker 2>Luckily I'm not one of them exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm one of the gals. Are there any high profile

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<v Speaker 1>cases you've worked on that you probably can't talk about,

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<v Speaker 1>but maybe you could like allude to. Are the ones

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm winking, by the.

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<v Speaker 2>Way, the ones that always get get mentioned. That I

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<v Speaker 2>was fortunate, unfortunate enough to be on call for was

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<v Speaker 2>the tragedies of Euridicity Dixon and i am Asawe. I

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<v Speaker 2>was on call for both of those cases. When those

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<v Speaker 2>poor young ladies came to us, they shocked me. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't mean to be flippant with my answer before, but

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<v Speaker 2>there are still cases that do shock you. And that

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<v Speaker 2>was them, the randomness, the degree of injury, and there

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<v Speaker 2>are still cases which do impact you. We may be

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<v Speaker 2>able to approach a number of cases in a scientific way,

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<v Speaker 2>but there are still some where you think, no, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>still human, I'm still a member of this community, and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think that's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So, which brings me to my next question is

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<v Speaker 1>you obviously deal with a lot of heavy and impactful situations.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you deal with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Our workplace is very proactive with that, with offering support,

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<v Speaker 2>whether it's something formal and regular that you want, whether

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<v Speaker 2>it's something on a as you need it basis, but

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<v Speaker 2>also that informal support we have from having a great

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of pathologists. There's sixteen of us. We're a wonderful

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of people and we're a very tight team, and

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<v Speaker 2>that support that everyone gives each other is one of

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<v Speaker 2>the most invaluable things. And getting through these cases where

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<v Speaker 2>you can go into a colleagues's office and just say

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<v Speaker 2>had a bit of a rough case and they'll understand

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<v Speaker 2>and you can talk it through. And that might just

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<v Speaker 2>be going out for a cup of coffee, might be

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<v Speaker 2>going out for something a bit stronger. But having that

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<v Speaker 2>support and that friendship in the group is one of

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<v Speaker 2>the key things. But certainly the employer is really proactive.

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<v Speaker 2>They recognize that everyone is at risk.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there ever a circumstance where you can't work out

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<v Speaker 1>the cause of death and you can't work out what's happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, probably about under five percent of cases we'd have

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<v Speaker 2>it where the cause of death is not able to

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<v Speaker 2>be ascertained or determined. Despite everything that we can do,

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<v Speaker 2>and there's a number of reasons for that. Times it's

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<v Speaker 2>because the body is in a state of decomposition and

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<v Speaker 2>we've just lost data because it's decomposed. Sometimes it's young

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<v Speaker 2>people that die, and it's often commonly in young people

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<v Speaker 2>because the cause is not something structural in the heart

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<v Speaker 2>or the lungs, or the brain or any of the

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<v Speaker 2>other organs. It's something genetic that causes the heart not

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<v Speaker 2>to function properly or the brain not to function properly

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<v Speaker 2>in cause seizures. And so we work really closely with

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<v Speaker 2>the Children's hospital with Royal Melbourne Hospital and the geneticists

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<v Speaker 2>and the cardiologists there to get the person and their

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<v Speaker 2>family looked at and tested because these things can run

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<v Speaker 2>in families, so it's really important to get them followed

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<v Speaker 2>up to prevent deaths in the future. So unascertained as

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<v Speaker 2>a cause of death doesn't necessarily mean I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>It means I haven't found anything anatomically wrong, or there's

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<v Speaker 2>nothing in the toxicology or the biochemistry or on the

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<v Speaker 2>CT scan, but I suspect there's something else going on

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<v Speaker 2>and it may be genetic, and we refer the families

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<v Speaker 2>off in that case when is.

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<v Speaker 1>The cutoff point for you to stop trying to work

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<v Speaker 1>it out? They all right, put it down, Love, Come on, Joe,

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<v Speaker 1>We've got to move on.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it depends on the case. The younger the

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<v Speaker 2>person is, the more you're going to do for them,

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<v Speaker 2>because you really know that it's important to get to

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<v Speaker 2>the bottom of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was listing something the other day and they'd found

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<v Speaker 1>remains like six to twelve months later and they could

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<v Speaker 1>still work out the cause of death from it. How

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<v Speaker 1>does that? That is the craziest puzzle in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you How do you look at a stack

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<v Speaker 1>of bones and go, oh, yeah, this happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell depends. There can actually still be quite a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of information you can get. There might even after six

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<v Speaker 2>to twelve months, there might be little bits of soft

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<v Speaker 2>tissue left that can give you clues. Or if it's

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<v Speaker 2>an injury that's damaged the bone. We work closely with

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<v Speaker 2>anthropologists who are experts in looking at bones, looking at abnormalodies,

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<v Speaker 2>and they can help us to tell if that bone

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<v Speaker 2>e injury is something that happened after death, or you know,

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<v Speaker 2>from animal scavenging or something. I guess if it's something

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<v Speaker 2>happened before so you can actually still get a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of information. And those are the cases we actually do

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<v Speaker 2>spend a lot of time on, because paradoxically, the less

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<v Speaker 2>of a person you have, the longer it takes to

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<v Speaker 2>look at everything and try and figure it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Does it feel like making the world a better place?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you feel about that?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, apart from skipping out of the office each day

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<v Speaker 2>with you know, bluebirds and rainbows and haply singing a

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<v Speaker 2>happy tune. No, it's a wonderful job. It's really rewarding.

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<v Speaker 2>Every day is different. Yeah, I mean I get to

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<v Speaker 2>come and chat with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh pretty good, isn't it. I get to go to court,

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<v Speaker 1>I get to.

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<v Speaker 2>Go to the crime scenes. It's a really rewarding job.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know. I like what I do. But you

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<v Speaker 1>literally help people, ash, I didn't think i'd walk out

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<v Speaker 1>feeling bad about myself today. To close out, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to see if you can give you a hypothetical situation,

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<v Speaker 1>and if you give me a few clues as to

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<v Speaker 1>something you might be finding during an autopsy, and I

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<v Speaker 1>want to see if I can determine the cause of death.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll work out I'm going to be Pluto person. I

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<v Speaker 1>get my pen ready. Is there a banana involved? There is? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, okay, okay with you all right.

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<v Speaker 2>So we have a because I'm a new Zealander, he'll

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<v Speaker 2>have to be sixty six, okay, sixty six year old man?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Was eating a banana and he developed heaviness in his chests,

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<v Speaker 2>collapsed and couldn't be resuscitated.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, right, couldn't be blown.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got high blood pressure okay, diabetes, and he smokes

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<v Speaker 2>and he hasn't been to the gym.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe it ever describing my father like this.

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<v Speaker 1>This is so embarrassing. No, I don't have fun anyway, Okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's unhealthy. He's pretty unhealthy. Bad cholesterol, yes, probably undoubtedly, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>bad cholesterol, high blood pressure, eating banana. I think the

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<v Speaker 1>banana's red herring again. Actually, he died because he finally

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<v Speaker 1>had something healthy to eat. His body went into shock.

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<v Speaker 1>He's been eating chicken nuggets his whole life, and he

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<v Speaker 1>had the banana and his body was like what this?

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<v Speaker 1>And then he felt heavy and dropped to the ground.

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<v Speaker 2>Did I sorted? Solved? Solved?

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<v Speaker 1>Did he have a heart attack? Yes, because of the banana.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to do my internship for the second time.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll stick it the whole way through this time. She's

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<v Speaker 1>got to fix the lighting. I hate fluorescent lightings. Ah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think the moral to this story is don't

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