Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. So time for
Speaker 1: today's time waster.
Speaker 2: Now before we get into it, Actually, today is National
Speaker 2: slow Down Day.
Speaker 1: I've slowed down some songs. You're going to try and
Speaker 1: work out. You and Pats are got to try and
Speaker 1: work out what they are? What song is this? Slow
Speaker 1: down to thirty three r pm? Sounds even cooler? Just
Speaker 1: got it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds even more menacing, like.
Speaker 1: What is this? A team Wally stretched out?
Speaker 3: The immigrants? This is Oh, that's some Michael Jackson thriller,
Speaker 3: isn't it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: One It's just one Night in Bank?
Speaker 1: I love it? Yeah? One nine bang Cox the immigrants?
Speaker 1: What's this? Make it a bit harder? Journey on this?
Speaker 4: I never thought we knew on the show an easier
Speaker 4: question than what is Shrek?
Speaker 1: That we found?
Speaker 3: It found?
Speaker 1: What song is this? Immigrants?
Speaker 2: AnyWho?
Speaker 1: Oh said it? That was fun?
Speaker 2: I liked that game. Of course you do It's bleeding
Speaker 2: obvious back, Let's do it tomorrow.
Speaker 1: It's called It's Bleeding Obvious all right?
Speaker 2: On National Slow Down Day, we're looking for your slow bands.
Speaker 2: That's right, We're hosting a festival. It's called Slow Best.
Speaker 1: Who's playing. I'll tell you who's playing green? What's the
Speaker 1: bloody delayed?
Speaker 2: Silver Puss tell he's also on slow fest. He's brought
Speaker 2: his little keyboard, Stevie wandering around. Sit down and play
Speaker 2: a songman, Gold Nickelback. That's a fast band, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Oh they're fast, those boys hard and fast, trickle back.
Speaker 1: All the trickling through their heads.
Speaker 2: Silver Puss Crawler notes Gold, you two kay's an hour?
Speaker 1: France deserve Billy Joel. He plays that piano so coldly,
Speaker 1: very fun, and came up with him, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: But when.
Speaker 2: He's slow on slow first he's Billy, he's slow.
Speaker 4: That's actually a gold.
Speaker 1: Reluctant Gold. I'll take that Jack. Who else is playing
Speaker 1: on slow fast?
Speaker 4: We wanted to come out, but it's just taken us
Speaker 4: so long. Tina Turtle.
Speaker 1: Goal.
Speaker 4: They're trying to make their way to the stage, but
Speaker 4: we know that they can have a high, relatively high
Speaker 4: resistance to flow.
Speaker 1: It's limp viscous today. It was not the day for
Speaker 1: this kind of one. With the lack of sleep you've had.
Speaker 2: Not just that you actually call up a Google.
Speaker 1: Open tap to get the punchline.
Speaker 2: Bronze Minusiscus obviously having a relatively high resistance aka slow
Speaker 2: limp viscus.
Speaker 4: All right, oh, this guy is really slow. He can
Speaker 4: hardly move Tom, Petty and the handbreakers.
Speaker 1: Goal. That's good.
Speaker 4: And this guy's slow slow at getting his homeworking. It
Speaker 4: never gets his homeworking because he's procrastinate.
Speaker 1: Dog. That's also good. Yeah, well done, well done.
Speaker 2: Okay, hey listen, guys, what song is this? This is
Speaker 2: the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Rio a word.
Speaker 2: What do you think your role in the studio as
Speaker 2: a producer is? What do you think your role is
Speaker 2: when it comes to your behavior towards Jack Post? What
Speaker 2: is the number one thing that we need him to do.
Speaker 4: We need Jack to be able to talk into the
Speaker 4: microphone and with a smile on his face.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And the other thing that we talk about a
Speaker 1: lot is the focus. Focus. What have you just done
Speaker 1: to Jack?
Speaker 4: I would agree Rio has one of his roles is
Speaker 4: to lift the team up and keep spiritizing.
Speaker 2: Showed you his shoelaces that you've been raving out the
Speaker 2: most animated since six end this morning, and now you're
Speaker 2: wasting time ordering them online?
Speaker 1: Bumbling lifted Jack up.
Speaker 4: Jack was in the depths of despair, and I've lifted
Speaker 4: him up by showing him my fence.
Speaker 1: This is shoelace.
Speaker 4: This is amazing. There's shoelacers out there called lock laces,
Speaker 4: which you are like rubbery shoelace.
Speaker 1: Don't look great because they look for me. They don't
Speaker 1: wear those.
Speaker 4: It means every shoe goes on like a slipper so easily.
Speaker 4: But they do look dorky. I will admit they look blame.
Speaker 4: Rio has found an equivalent of the lock laces.
Speaker 1: That stretch could look but time.
Speaker 4: You would never know that. Look at his shoes and
Speaker 4: tell me they're different. You would normal?
Speaker 1: You know you do not know.
Speaker 2: It looks to me like you got something wrong with
Speaker 2: your feet.
Speaker 1: He does. I actually thought it was. I can make
Speaker 1: a wish thing.
Speaker 4: These are very star You put them in a lineup
Speaker 4: with normal laces, and nobody.
Speaker 1: Keeps telling me there's something going on. There's something that
Speaker 1: compliments on them.
Speaker 4: Often get ready for double thumbs up tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Today's time waste is slow vans.
Speaker 2: Who else is on slow fest slacks and five silver
Speaker 2: system is down?
Speaker 1: You call hours time here when they say that what
Speaker 1: I'm gavin the who is bloody holding up this traffic Silver.
Speaker 2: I thought that was a gold from Sharpie Taylor, not
Speaker 2: so swift Bronze.
Speaker 1: Panic at the Bingo Old panic is slow pearl, traffic
Speaker 1: jam silver Plath.
Speaker 2: You'd be forty winks gold on John out of unleaded
Speaker 2: Zeppelin silver.
Speaker 1: It's throughout. You can't get anywhere. Trunk. Explain them to
Speaker 1: Jacket mumbents and check he understands it. He's a little
Speaker 1: bit tired off the notes.
Speaker 2: Sleep with his baby, Frankie Valium Gold, I, Sam Michael
Speaker 2: Relaxing Silver, Daniel Pilly Billy's still Idol Bronze, nine inch Snails,
Speaker 2: gold Mark, Dexys, Midnight Walkers, zz Stop Gold. That's very good, John,
Speaker 2: David Lee Sloth Gold and powder Linger gold Well Gold
Speaker 2: run right there.
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