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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. So time for

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<v Speaker 1>today's time waster.

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<v Speaker 2>Now before we get into it, Actually, today is National

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<v Speaker 2>slow Down Day.

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<v Speaker 1>I've slowed down some songs. You're going to try and

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<v Speaker 1>work out. You and Pats are got to try and

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<v Speaker 1>work out what they are? What song is this? Slow

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<v Speaker 1>down to thirty three r pm? Sounds even cooler? Just

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<v Speaker 1>got it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it sounds even more menacing, like.

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<v Speaker 1>What is this? A team Wally stretched out?

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<v Speaker 3>The immigrants? This is Oh, that's some Michael Jackson thriller,

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<v Speaker 3>isn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>One It's just one Night in Bank?

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<v Speaker 1>I love it? Yeah? One nine bang Cox the immigrants?

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<v Speaker 1>What's this? Make it a bit harder? Journey on this?

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<v Speaker 4>I never thought we knew on the show an easier

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<v Speaker 4>question than what is Shrek?

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<v Speaker 1>That we found?

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<v Speaker 3>It found?

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<v Speaker 1>What song is this? Immigrants?

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<v Speaker 2>AnyWho?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh said it? That was fun?

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<v Speaker 2>I liked that game. Of course you do It's bleeding

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<v Speaker 2>obvious back, Let's do it tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called It's Bleeding Obvious all right?

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<v Speaker 2>On National Slow Down Day, we're looking for your slow bands.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, We're hosting a festival. It's called Slow Best.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's playing. I'll tell you who's playing green? What's the

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<v Speaker 1>bloody delayed?

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<v Speaker 2>Silver Puss tell he's also on slow fest. He's brought

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<v Speaker 2>his little keyboard, Stevie wandering around. Sit down and play

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<v Speaker 2>a songman, Gold Nickelback. That's a fast band, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh they're fast, those boys hard and fast, trickle back.

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<v Speaker 1>All the trickling through their heads.

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<v Speaker 2>Silver Puss Crawler notes Gold, you two kay's an hour?

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<v Speaker 1>France deserve Billy Joel. He plays that piano so coldly,

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<v Speaker 1>very fun, and came up with him, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>But when.

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<v Speaker 2>He's slow on slow first he's Billy, he's slow.

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<v Speaker 4>That's actually a gold.

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<v Speaker 1>Reluctant Gold. I'll take that Jack. Who else is playing

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<v Speaker 1>on slow fast?

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<v Speaker 4>We wanted to come out, but it's just taken us

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<v Speaker 4>so long. Tina Turtle.

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<v Speaker 1>Goal.

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<v Speaker 4>They're trying to make their way to the stage, but

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<v Speaker 4>we know that they can have a high, relatively high

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<v Speaker 4>resistance to flow.

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<v Speaker 1>It's limp viscous today. It was not the day for

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<v Speaker 1>this kind of one. With the lack of sleep you've had.

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<v Speaker 2>Not just that you actually call up a Google.

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<v Speaker 1>Open tap to get the punchline.

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<v Speaker 2>Bronze Minusiscus obviously having a relatively high resistance aka slow

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<v Speaker 2>limp viscus.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, oh, this guy is really slow. He can

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<v Speaker 4>hardly move Tom, Petty and the handbreakers.

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<v Speaker 1>Goal. That's good.

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<v Speaker 4>And this guy's slow slow at getting his homeworking. It

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<v Speaker 4>never gets his homeworking because he's procrastinate.

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<v Speaker 1>Dog. That's also good. Yeah, well done, well done.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, hey listen, guys, what song is this? This is

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<v Speaker 2>the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Rio a word.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think your role in the studio as

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<v Speaker 2>a producer is? What do you think your role is

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<v Speaker 2>when it comes to your behavior towards Jack Post? What

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<v Speaker 2>is the number one thing that we need him to do.

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<v Speaker 4>We need Jack to be able to talk into the

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<v Speaker 4>microphone and with a smile on his face.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And the other thing that we talk about a

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<v Speaker 1>lot is the focus. Focus. What have you just done

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<v Speaker 1>to Jack?

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<v Speaker 4>I would agree Rio has one of his roles is

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<v Speaker 4>to lift the team up and keep spiritizing.

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<v Speaker 2>Showed you his shoelaces that you've been raving out the

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<v Speaker 2>most animated since six end this morning, and now you're

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<v Speaker 2>wasting time ordering them online?

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<v Speaker 1>Bumbling lifted Jack up.

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<v Speaker 4>Jack was in the depths of despair, and I've lifted

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<v Speaker 4>him up by showing him my fence.

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<v Speaker 1>This is shoelace.

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<v Speaker 4>This is amazing. There's shoelacers out there called lock laces,

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<v Speaker 4>which you are like rubbery shoelace.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't look great because they look for me. They don't

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<v Speaker 1>wear those.

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<v Speaker 4>It means every shoe goes on like a slipper so easily.

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<v Speaker 4>But they do look dorky. I will admit they look blame.

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<v Speaker 4>Rio has found an equivalent of the lock laces.

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<v Speaker 1>That stretch could look but time.

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<v Speaker 4>You would never know that. Look at his shoes and

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<v Speaker 4>tell me they're different. You would normal?

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<v Speaker 1>You know you do not know.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks to me like you got something wrong with

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<v Speaker 2>your feet.

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<v Speaker 1>He does. I actually thought it was. I can make

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<v Speaker 1>a wish thing.

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<v Speaker 4>These are very star You put them in a lineup

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<v Speaker 4>with normal laces, and nobody.

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<v Speaker 1>Keeps telling me there's something going on. There's something that

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<v Speaker 1>compliments on them.

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<v Speaker 4>Often get ready for double thumbs up tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Today's time waste is slow vans.

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<v Speaker 2>Who else is on slow fest slacks and five silver

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<v Speaker 2>system is down?

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<v Speaker 1>You call hours time here when they say that what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gavin the who is bloody holding up this traffic Silver.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought that was a gold from Sharpie Taylor, not

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<v Speaker 2>so swift Bronze.

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<v Speaker 1>Panic at the Bingo Old panic is slow pearl, traffic

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<v Speaker 1>jam silver Plath.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd be forty winks gold on John out of unleaded

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<v Speaker 2>Zeppelin silver.

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<v Speaker 1>It's throughout. You can't get anywhere. Trunk. Explain them to

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<v Speaker 1>Jacket mumbents and check he understands it. He's a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit tired off the notes.

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<v Speaker 2>Sleep with his baby, Frankie Valium Gold, I, Sam Michael

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<v Speaker 2>Relaxing Silver, Daniel Pilly Billy's still Idol Bronze, nine inch Snails,

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<v Speaker 2>gold Mark, Dexys, Midnight Walkers, zz Stop Gold. That's very good, John,

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<v Speaker 2>David Lee Sloth Gold and powder Linger gold Well Gold

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<v Speaker 2>run right there.

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<v Speaker 1>At the end. You're listening to the Christian O Carl

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<v Speaker 1>Show podcast