Speaker 1: Christian, Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Let's hear the floor, christ Janie, Jack with God every.
Speaker 3: Right by right.
Speaker 2: One aful tonight Thursday morning. It is the morning after
Speaker 2: the show last night. Jack and are the man dragons
Speaker 2: taking twenty.
Speaker 4: Four of you from our backs? Three boys?
Speaker 2: Boys slides out, Patsy.
Speaker 5: I mean the boys were all legendary dragon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dragons were on fire. Let's talk about the show
Speaker 2: backs three Boys.
Speaker 4: That's a slick show.
Speaker 2: I mean sounded great, sounded great. I guess if you
Speaker 2: could see it.
Speaker 4: Oh dear, we were here.
Speaker 5: You comically the worst leads to the hell.
Speaker 2: Actually were generally, Patty, the worst things the house level
Speaker 2: to the wall, you know where there's there's no one,
Speaker 2: there's no one behind us.
Speaker 4: We are ever touched the wall, I.
Speaker 2: Mean, Jack and I saw the Backstreet boys side of
Speaker 2: their heads and.
Speaker 5: Ears, so the back wall, Patsy, and then all the
Speaker 5: way around to the side where you shouldn't even really
Speaker 5: be able to sell seats there because you're in the shadows,
Speaker 5: you're behind the stage.
Speaker 2: We literally half of the our man dragons were in
Speaker 2: the shadows. Do you notice a lot of them for
Speaker 2: some of the songs were leaning over. That was just
Speaker 2: to catch like the back of an ass. We literally
Speaker 2: was our Backcrow Boys boys night out.
Speaker 5: When they first went the roar of the crowd when
Speaker 5: they first saw the Backstreet Boys, I couldn't understand what
Speaker 5: the roar was for because we couldn't actually see them yet.
Speaker 2: And there are points where they had like their kind
Speaker 2: of like main bit they kept going back to for
Speaker 2: oxygen or whatever they need to go to, where actually
Speaker 2: we couldn't see where they were. You just had to
Speaker 2: take it from the screens of the actual women could
Speaker 2: see the back the Backstreet Boys doing.
Speaker 5: Something unless they're out on that catwalk thing where they
Speaker 5: walk out to the crowd and they can touch the
Speaker 5: crowd by the hands, which is by the way the
Speaker 5: seats I thought we would be in. We couldn't see
Speaker 5: the Backstreet Boys.
Speaker 6: Oh dear, well, who did that? Was that Tom's fault.
Speaker 2: If you mean the producer who's currently off six since Tuesday,
Speaker 2: because he knew.
Speaker 4: He knew what he knew. That's a smart move. That's
Speaker 4: why he's management. He knew.
Speaker 2: Let Rio and Caitlyn take the phone for that, Paul
Speaker 2: Caitlyn when she went we're at the back.
Speaker 4: People are actually saying.
Speaker 2: Hello to us who obviously listened to the show but
Speaker 2: won't sat with us.
Speaker 4: We're confused. One of them she said to me, where
Speaker 4: are you going?
Speaker 5: As if then maybe there's a private box up Cram.
Speaker 2: We're watching it from Cremorn. You know we were laughing
Speaker 2: at you on Monday about your audio.
Speaker 4: When she hear what we've.
Speaker 2: Recorded, it actually sounds like we're in Sydney recalling what
Speaker 2: was being held there.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So last night it was our Backstree Boys Boys Nights Out.
Speaker 2: Two weeks we've been plugging that show and how do
Speaker 2: we get rewarded? You set the back, take your little
Speaker 2: mates and you get right now, keep.
Speaker 5: Going, keep going, keep the stairs. Keep there's no oxygen.
Speaker 4: This is the matter.
Speaker 2: Keep Honestly, it felt like we were at base camp
Speaker 2: at Everest.
Speaker 5: Honestly, if I sat on your shoulders, we could have
Speaker 5: touched the roof.
Speaker 6: I get fair to go in that section.
Speaker 4: Yeah you are.
Speaker 2: Trip, you're on stage. You're literally stage starving from up there.
Speaker 2: Here's how it sounded our seats the Backswo Boys last night,
Speaker 2: Rod Labor, we.
Speaker 4: Are I'm sorry, Ah.
Speaker 5: That's high fidelity.
Speaker 4: What this is.
Speaker 2: This is sort of audio. Get just were getting your
Speaker 2: Rubert on the way home, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Anyway? Jack and I sat down, were up.
Speaker 2: Must be nice to have a view, must be nice.
Speaker 2: Everybody else have a good time. Don't worry about us
Speaker 2: of the sides, size and back, not just sides, so sides.
Speaker 5: Them back so far around the side and then the
Speaker 5: back that you know how some they're always addressing in
Speaker 5: the front of the crowd, but sometimes they'll give a
Speaker 5: cursory wave to these after the side. It wasn't even
Speaker 5: enough to come all the way around to us in
Speaker 5: the shadows.
Speaker 2: But one point one of them, I think it was
Speaker 2: aj who still bat Seat twenty twenty three frosted tips.
Speaker 2: There's no way hair is that color at that age?
Speaker 6: Oh wow? Not probably with the skull cap and you
Speaker 6: know the needle that you push the hair through with,
Speaker 6: like the old eighties ways of doing.
Speaker 5: The frost kid you get at the supermarket.
Speaker 2: They also look all the band members right, you're like
Speaker 2: they're wearing like bulletproof flat jackets.
Speaker 4: I don't know how rough they think Melbourne is. I
Speaker 4: couldn't want to count what was going on with that.
Speaker 5: Howd they came out and looked like laser tag laser.
Speaker 4: They just come from a game there or whatever.
Speaker 2: All right, Luckily all the listeners we took twenty four
Speaker 2: all of the show last night.
Speaker 5: We're going to tag kids. They can only listen to
Speaker 5: Gold FM.
Speaker 7: That's all.
Speaker 4: Nothing else.
Speaker 5: Cigarette, you've got the monopoly on us. You're going on
Speaker 5: all of our precepts. Made one to six, all right,
Speaker 5: thanks Christian Jacket.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think what hamm is? You get vertigo?
Speaker 2: We' you're not very high and it sounds like you're drunk.
Speaker 2: Those poor guys they're put into oxygen tanks at the bottom.
Speaker 4: There was medical crew for us. They come to rescue us.
Speaker 5: So silver space blankets.
Speaker 4: We have to tie a rope to each other. We
Speaker 4: can make it. Get the crapunch, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: On the way home and back straight, boys, it was
Speaker 1: larger life.
Speaker 4: One of the guys can really sing, No, Bobby, go.
Speaker 3: One to four point three, all right, go one to
Speaker 3: four point three, christina'conno shall thank you so much for
Speaker 3: an amazing experience.
Speaker 4: Everyone else will missed out. You're missed out back by
Speaker 4: We're amazing, So thank you guys again and we can't
Speaker 4: wait until next time.
Speaker 2: Well, you know we were talking yesterday that Patsy should
Speaker 2: host a girl's night.
Speaker 4: I've just thought the great one. Snoop Dog's here this week.
Speaker 4: She loves the do O double g.
Speaker 6: She loves that Snoopy, the girl and girls.
Speaker 4: And all.
Speaker 2: Time waste extra time. We're looking for your clumsy bands.
Speaker 2: Clumsy bands, the led Zeppelin, Yes, Silver Bus, Messy Higgins.
Speaker 4: She's not messy Higgins. She's messy. Oh no, it is.
Speaker 2: If you start spinning stuff, it's going to milk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll just hit my head on the
Speaker 4: top of that.
Speaker 5: I guess it was a late.
Speaker 4: Late night, Jack, so it's dizzy right now.
Speaker 2: You're I'm going to fall over, fell down at the disco.
Speaker 2: I look at the disco, fail down all that stuff
Speaker 2: messy hickers have laid every one before. You know, Jack,
Speaker 2: what have you got? Clumsy bands?
Speaker 5: Spilly Eilish and you sit and judge me? Silver, black
Speaker 5: eyed frozen peas, Yeah, reduce swelling nice when they're descripted
Speaker 5: more than funny.
Speaker 4: Silver.
Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, come on, Apple, that's not too bad.
Speaker 2: That's not too bad, right. What have you got clumsy bands?
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 4: Clumsy Bands.
Speaker 2: All right, Jackie boy, you're ready, Tomork, let's go zipping plumpkins. Oh,
Speaker 2: getting something about Mary, very very clumsy. Got smart now
Speaker 2: he could actually too smart for us. Zipping plumpkins. That's
Speaker 2: very good, now we get it.
Speaker 4: It's good.
Speaker 2: The Food Fumblers Gold, Bumford and Sons Silver, Blunder, Street
Speaker 2: Boys Silver, Fleetwood Stack Gold, David Awi gold.
Speaker 4: That's very good. These are all very good.
Speaker 2: Finn Dizzy silver plus slips a lot instead of slip on.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we get it. Nickel hurt my.
Speaker 2: Back Bronze, Elton slipped in, the John Silver plus, Guns.
Speaker 4: And Bruises gold, Owie and the Blowfish gold.
Speaker 2: Hoo's the blowfish quite a reference full Simon, you can
Speaker 2: call me out, Simon.
Speaker 4: That's very good. Who's that? Mark? Well done?
Speaker 2: Zz topple Over gold, The Little River Band Aid silver,
Speaker 2: Ungainly Kernahan bronze.
Speaker 4: Yeah, jolly pardon me if you hear any problem.
Speaker 5: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Bronze Stone, Stumble Pilots silver and Marky Mark and the
Speaker 2: Stumbling Bunch Silver.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 5: Oh Christian, we've got no songs for the whole hour.
Speaker 5: Oh nig nick nig nig naked our naked hour. Oh
Speaker 5: nick nig niggg naked our naked hour.
Speaker 2: All right, this week, then we're looking for a whole
Speaker 2: hour's worth of songs picked by you to do with time.
Speaker 2: It's going to have time in the title the word
Speaker 2: time or a specific time of the day or night.
Speaker 4: Patsy, what are you going for?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Sinday Lauper, I will kick us off with time
Speaker 6: after time. You're well mine.
Speaker 4: This is a lovely story.
Speaker 6: I love it your first number one. But do you
Speaker 6: know I was ready up on her last night.
Speaker 4: We're going to get one of the pop folks.
Speaker 6: Here we go.
Speaker 4: You're ready to eat one last week.
Speaker 6: Strap yourselves in. She revolutionized WrestleMania one.
Speaker 5: Did you know that she did that?
Speaker 4: It is how.
Speaker 5: The love God was.
Speaker 6: He heard me playing the music and he goes, you know,
Speaker 6: Cyndey Lauper a little known fact. She was integral to WrestleMania.
Speaker 6: I said, what are you talking about? So apparently when
Speaker 6: they were trying to get it off the ground, they
Speaker 6: wanted a big name, like the hottest new thing to
Speaker 6: launch it, and so she signed up and helped make
Speaker 6: it the event that it became.
Speaker 4: So what did she perform?
Speaker 6: She would perform live and I think she managed a
Speaker 6: couple of the females that were competitors. She was massive.
Speaker 5: She was wrestle manager.
Speaker 8: Yep.
Speaker 6: And she used to go to all of do you
Speaker 6: say the games?
Speaker 2: So this came from your husband christ where we Love God?
Speaker 2: Have we checked any of this?
Speaker 6: I've googled it. It's it's true. Yeah, it's true. Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 6: Apparently she was there all the time, and she's credited
Speaker 6: with making it the huge success it was.
Speaker 4: It's hard to sort of prepare this with.
Speaker 2: People whacking chairs over each other's heads.
Speaker 5: That you know, she was integral.
Speaker 4: Apparently that's awesome. You know.
Speaker 5: Billy Corgan from The Smashing Pumpkins bought the whatever, the
Speaker 5: competitor to w w e's which is the biggest.
Speaker 4: Perform beta max version of it.
Speaker 5: Essentially that the one that didn't make it. He bought
Speaker 5: it to hopefully like challenge the w w E. And
Speaker 5: he still got it, but it didn't make it.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I did not know that. Great wrestle facts guys,
Speaker 4: thank you. I love wrestle facts.
Speaker 2: All right, Jackie Boys song about time or a specific time.
Speaker 5: I've gone for good?
Speaker 7: Ridden time of your life that's something nonrectable and in
Speaker 7: the end desert help you at the time of your life?
Speaker 2: All right, songs about time? Time and the title or
Speaker 2: a specific time I've gone with this? Who knew that
Speaker 2: Eddie Murphy was the recording artist back in the day party.
Speaker 4: All the time? But Eddie Murphy, what a song? This
Speaker 4: was one of the sides last Time in the back
Speaker 4: three voice, isn't it?
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, a.
Speaker 2: Couple of people texting in all about Stevie Wonder part Time,
Speaker 2: Lover the Word and I reckon? That's one a few
Speaker 2: songs I know the only limit to is it? Cool
Speaker 2: up ring once that you guys would know, actually don't
Speaker 2: want Jack's got a blank look on his face most mornings,
Speaker 2: but this morning, really blank.
Speaker 5: What's a bob move to go like that? This is
Speaker 5: something I know and then it's by not knowing it?
Speaker 2: All right, give us a called nine four one four
Speaker 2: one o four three songs about time.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Errol. First of all, Good morning.
Speaker 3: Errol, Morning, Christian, Jack and Patch.
Speaker 9: How are we this morning?
Speaker 4: Er what can we play?
Speaker 9: I've got a franchise from a movie Back in Time
Speaker 9: by Pitbull.
Speaker 4: Wow, Pitbull. Don't know the have any limits to any
Speaker 4: of his songs. I would said, not that. I don't
Speaker 4: give a number two.
Speaker 2: Judges, half Wakes, I don't give a number two man.
Speaker 2: Errol is always lovely to hear from a listen but no,
Speaker 2: absolutely never.
Speaker 4: Good God, does you hear this again? Who would choose
Speaker 4: to listen to this? I would said not that.
Speaker 10: I don't give a number two Judges, half Wakens.
Speaker 4: Man, we don't understand a feuds.
Speaker 5: We have to go back in TWN.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, No, no, no, no, no, no, Errol,
Speaker 2: what are you thinking?
Speaker 4: Man? Liam? Good morning guys, Liam, what do you think
Speaker 4: we should play?
Speaker 8: Then?
Speaker 4: Song about time? It's gonna have time in the title.
Speaker 9: Harry Styles Sign of the Times.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's more like it.
Speaker 2: We have a great email, great story about house Styles.
Speaker 2: We must read it the next hour. Actually, keep forgetting
Speaker 2: that someone who bumped into him over the weekend at
Speaker 2: coffee shopping Collingwood. Liam, thank you very much. That's a
Speaker 2: good one. Let's go to Andrew. Good morning Andrew.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's a good morning again.
Speaker 4: How are you. Yeah, we're going to Andrew. What's a
Speaker 4: song with time in the title.
Speaker 3: Mine is Matchbox twenty three Am.
Speaker 2: It's this station's pitbull Novo's got bit bulls.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've got match Mart's twenty.
Speaker 2: To tune there, prom Andrew, let's go do Sam now,
Speaker 2: Good morning Sam.
Speaker 9: Hey guys, it's it's sculpted Sam from the comedy show.
Speaker 4: I Love Sam.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you did really well. Have you done any more gigs?
Speaker 2: That was almost a year ago.
Speaker 9: It was Johnny the rest I did, I did, I
Speaker 9: did do one more show? A bit of a confident
Speaker 9: after that one invited the whole office. You know, it
Speaker 9: was my own to murder one step away for a
Speaker 9: Nutflick special and so Dot. One of my lines early.
Speaker 2: So was, oh that's tough for everyone in the office.
Speaker 2: You could have get back out of those Sam, you
Speaker 2: did really well.
Speaker 4: You're funny.
Speaker 9: Thank you mate, Thank you. I will I was just
Speaker 9: a big proud of your show. You know I need
Speaker 9: that does so I'm gonna find the other one.
Speaker 5: It sounds like accept your confidence in life.
Speaker 2: Then still still one, just one show away from that
Speaker 2: Netflix special.
Speaker 9: You can thank you mate, thank you. So I've gone
Speaker 9: with it doesn't need an introduction, but it's it's nine
Speaker 9: o'clock on a Saturday. Piano n sing.
Speaker 8: Us the other piano mans singers tonight.
Speaker 9: Were run in the mood.
Speaker 3: You've got us feeling, all right?
Speaker 2: Sam got back out there, Bud, come on, come on.
Speaker 2: Cindy Love would say, get back in the ring, all
Speaker 2: right for that stand up thing I did last year?
Speaker 4: Was he poor?
Speaker 5: So you actually sounded like one of the guys at
Speaker 5: the bar in that.
Speaker 2: All right, Okay, let's just reset everyone. Sam's kind of
Speaker 2: brought the buzz of the show. Sometimes when someone is
Speaker 2: just pizzure like that, you've got to just calm it
Speaker 2: down again so you can go back up again, guys, Okay.
Speaker 2: Songs so I keep saying this, what do you we
Speaker 2: just call piano man It mentions the time buried in
Speaker 2: the song.
Speaker 3: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: This week's Naked Our themeous songs about time, time and
Speaker 2: the title or a specific time or nine four one
Speaker 2: four one O four three, Jody, Hi.
Speaker 11: I've got two for you this morning.
Speaker 12: I've got shirt We've turned back time and an absolute banger,
Speaker 12: the Good Old Jolly parton nine to five.
Speaker 2: Both of these are great number one, how about it?
Speaker 4: This is the one where she was on the naval
Speaker 4: ship and.
Speaker 6: Wearing like a bit of sticky tape and nothing more.
Speaker 5: Very approve, not appropriate.
Speaker 6: Oh no, go for it. If you've got that body,
Speaker 6: I say, she's amazing.
Speaker 2: Both of these are bangers. Actually, Jody giving us her
Speaker 2: too for Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: You cool, no worries. Have a good day and you Pete, good.
Speaker 8: Morning, goodday guys.
Speaker 4: Pete, what do you reckon? We should play?
Speaker 8: Put your hands on your hip smoke, got to play
Speaker 8: the time, Pete.
Speaker 2: That's a great one and let's squeeze Nathan in Nathan, yep,
Speaker 2: that's a spirit lovely to be on the radio is yeah,
Speaker 2: it's moving on, Nathan.
Speaker 4: What's the song you think we should play? About time?
Speaker 9: Clothing?
Speaker 2: Calm, gotcha made a few words, Nathan.
Speaker 4: The music does all the talking, guys.
Speaker 2: This is a kind of song, semi sonic closing time time.
Speaker 4: Face all right, No four one four one four three
Speaker 4: have got anymore?
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: With swe exmazing that someone called in twenty minutes ago saying,
Speaker 2: Billy Joe piano man ticks all of those boxes you
Speaker 2: just mentioned mister DJ.
Speaker 4: All right, so yesterday it was if you heard.
Speaker 2: The show of the last two weeks, you would have
Speaker 2: heard us talking excitedly Jack and I about the Backstreet Boys.
Speaker 2: It was last night and that we're going to take
Speaker 2: twenty four of you guys from our Backstreet Boys Boys
Speaker 2: night out.
Speaker 4: You probably thought, my god, I'd love to get on that.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, they're obviously promoting the show, you know,
Speaker 2: number one station, just to be there and like the
Speaker 2: best seats.
Speaker 4: In the house. Don't worry, genuinely worst seats in the house.
Speaker 5: I mean, technically we took a load of guys to
Speaker 5: the Backstreet Boys, but only.
Speaker 4: Just yes, only just.
Speaker 2: It was more and we actually was the Backcrow Boys.
Speaker 2: We were there was us and the wall. I'm not
Speaker 2: exaggerating any of this. The wall was behind us, so
Speaker 2: that technically there's no worse seats we had them.
Speaker 5: We were looking at their backs from about one hundred
Speaker 5: meters well yeah.
Speaker 2: To the just so you can imagine. Rod and I
Speaker 2: didn't know if they gave tickets away at that angle.
Speaker 2: You know, sometimes the band will split, won't They divide
Speaker 2: in Conker and they're wave to people at the side
Speaker 2: to say eight poor people that the guy didn't even
Speaker 2: see us because we were in the darkness and the shadows.
Speaker 4: He didn't even he didn't even he didn't even taken
Speaker 4: any of our block.
Speaker 7: Well.
Speaker 5: At one point one of the guys, we had twenty
Speaker 5: four of the boys there and he leaned over to
Speaker 5: me and he said, oh, the lights are really good
Speaker 5: because you could really comment on the backstrom board.
Speaker 2: Best seats in the house. Do you remember we were
Speaker 2: giving away the fifth throw to Billy Joel. This is
Speaker 2: actually worse. I mean right on the back at second level,
Speaker 2: right at the top, right at the bat there. However,
Speaker 2: all the guys that came it were the real high
Speaker 2: I actually was getting to have a beer beforehand.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he'd been in the pub with them before and
Speaker 5: they're all great guys.
Speaker 2: There was a hell of an atmosphere, patsy and noise.
Speaker 2: It we were in a side room and people kept
Speaker 2: sort of outside. I could said, do you remember when
Speaker 2: there was a small child and the family just left
Speaker 2: the pub.
Speaker 4: This is when we just turned up drove them out.
Speaker 2: Now there was just a combined a man dragon fought
Speaker 2: man dragons together that it's a lot of fire. It
Speaker 2: was like a Bucks night a little bit but average
Speaker 2: as the people their third marriage, third marriage.
Speaker 5: I really had a feeling that a lot of the
Speaker 5: guys hadn't been out for a.
Speaker 4: Very long years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a couple of were really knocking back drinks. Virtually
Speaker 2: all of them had got there a couple of hours
Speaker 2: beforehand to are pretty low as well.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: There were some people that were already pretty merry by
Speaker 2: the time we met them at half six. Some of
Speaker 2: them been in that pub since five o'clock. Knock him
Speaker 2: at the beers. But one of the one of them
Speaker 2: told you were great about how he got a job.
Speaker 5: Yes, Scott, he's been for thirty plus years in the
Speaker 5: shampoo game, selling different types of shampoo.
Speaker 4: What a game to get into the shampoo game?
Speaker 5: I asked it, ask him how he originally got into it,
Speaker 5: and he reminded me of a great phone topic we
Speaker 5: did one time, which I'd love to return to. How
Speaker 5: you got your job? He walked into answered it, adding
Speaker 5: the paper for Schwartzkoffs. They said, how do you want
Speaker 5: to sell shampoo? Got into the job interview and the
Speaker 5: guy just goes, you know what, sell me that ash tray.
Speaker 5: I love him and he on the spot how to
Speaker 5: sell the guy the ash train. He got the job
Speaker 5: and now he's the manager of some big shampoo company.
Speaker 5: It reminded me of the great call we had one
Speaker 5: time of a guy who went for a job at
Speaker 5: a CD shop. Two kids, they only had one position.
Speaker 5: He goes, you know what, you're both great. The only
Speaker 5: way to sort this out is let's go out the
Speaker 5: back one hundred meters sprint. Turber wins the race.
Speaker 4: You've got the job.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Another thing I remember about last night from our amazing view.
Speaker 4: See the backs. Three boys.
Speaker 2: Boy exploral five of them. However, ninety eight percent of
Speaker 2: the work done by one of them. Oh yeah, even
Speaker 2: Jack Jack leaning over to me and goes, hope he's
Speaker 2: getting paid more than the others. There was one of
Speaker 2: them I actually looked like he just won a competition,
Speaker 2: who actually.
Speaker 4: Had a hoodie tight, perhaps had a hoody tied around
Speaker 4: his waist.
Speaker 2: I know in Melbourne, you know, we always tell guests
Speaker 2: as far as you come here, layer up. Do you
Speaker 2: know what the weather was going to be like at
Speaker 2: the Rod laver In?
Speaker 5: But just casually taking jump out on stage in I've.
Speaker 2: Never seen that look before? All right, this one and
Speaker 2: then on nine four one four one o four three
Speaker 2: unusual way you got a job. I remember about ten
Speaker 2: years ago. You know these kind of kids farms where
Speaker 2: you can petting zoos that at petting zoo. Right, we
Speaker 2: had one about half an hour away from us, and
Speaker 2: one of the kids was going to a birthday by there, right,
Speaker 2: and you know where you could let the kids could
Speaker 2: feed the goats, go a little pony rider stuff like this. Anyway,
Speaker 2: it didn't go very well, and as soon as he
Speaker 2: got back, my wife went, I'm ringing them right now
Speaker 2: and I'm going to complain. And when my wife calls
Speaker 2: you to complain, it's like Daniel day Lewis and gangs
Speaker 2: and now look it's butcher Bill.
Speaker 4: You will be gutted.
Speaker 5: What had happened to like a goat bit of kid
Speaker 5: or what didn't go well?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they just they'd lost the booking.
Speaker 2: It was just like it was just like basically it's
Speaker 2: just like shipping containers has run out of it's you
Speaker 2: couldn't work out how could.
Speaker 4: You get this wrong?
Speaker 2: So my wife ruings a complain and an hour later
Speaker 2: she's still on the phone. I forgot what what what
Speaker 2: is there to talk about for an hour to anyone,
Speaker 2: let alone complain in this kiddie farm.
Speaker 4: She gets off the phone. Get this right.
Speaker 2: The guy had heard her complain. I heard a complaint
Speaker 2: and heard a complaint and with some press and then
Speaker 2: she went, oh, by the way, and if you don't mind,
Speaker 2: there's a couple of other things I've seen about how
Speaker 2: you can make the whole.
Speaker 4: He offered my wife a job there to run the
Speaker 4: marketing team. My wife has never.
Speaker 2: Worked in marketing, has got no background or qualifications. He
Speaker 2: offered her an actual full time job running the basically
Speaker 2: running the farm of the marketing team. How did you
Speaker 2: get hired? Nine four one four one o four three.
Speaker 2: Good morning Dave, Good morning, Good morning day. So how
Speaker 2: did you get home? We're looking about weird in unusual ways.
Speaker 2: You got offered a job.
Speaker 9: Four years ago.
Speaker 8: I was flying from Melbourne to Perth to look for work.
Speaker 12: I was trying to get a morning role.
Speaker 8: I was sitting at the airport next to a guy.
Speaker 8: We should have got talking.
Speaker 9: The playing got delayed, so we had a few drinks.
Speaker 13: He was talking that he owned of mine, so he
Speaker 13: was looking for mechanics That's how I got the job.
Speaker 4: Just sand and sit next to him, had a few beers,
Speaker 4: easy job interview.
Speaker 9: I know exactly, and I didn't have to even look
Speaker 9: for work. Awesome, we got a job at the airport
Speaker 9: on the spot.
Speaker 4: Great day. Thank you very much for the story.
Speaker 3: Well Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: So last night it was finally the night the Backstreet
Speaker 2: Boys rod Laver Arena. Two years ago Jack and I
Speaker 2: started getting excited about this, could we actually host our
Speaker 2: own Backstreet Boys boys night out? Twenty four of you
Speaker 2: were recruited and assembled. We met you in our local pub,
Speaker 2: the brilliant London Savenu here Richmond, which is a great
Speaker 2: part of the dear We've done a couple of things
Speaker 2: down they always look after us. So the the the
Speaker 2: atmosphere from the moment I arrived, the guys were genuinely
Speaker 2: I said to it's a shame this isn't a Friday night.
Speaker 4: We could have a proper night out.
Speaker 5: Was that fever pitchure? Yes, everybody was lovely. Everybody had
Speaker 5: great energy. We were ready and jacked up to see
Speaker 5: the boys.
Speaker 2: Which is why it's a real shame when there was
Speaker 2: a real the break suddenly got sammed on, didn't they
Speaker 2: When we got to the arena and we got to
Speaker 2: the seats, and it took a while to get to
Speaker 2: these seats because these seats were literally were the back
Speaker 2: row boys. Level two okay, yeah, got better of you
Speaker 2: up here, seeing we've been talking about plugging this gig
Speaker 2: for two weeks. Level two for us probably the VIP
Speaker 2: section or a corporate suite or something. No, keep going,
Speaker 2: get your ass right up to the top of the back.
Speaker 5: The usher was a sherpas and nice pick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were ropes attached to each other so we
Speaker 2: could it was we're literally worth I mean, I've got
Speaker 2: to say, worst.
Speaker 5: Seats, worst seats in the house. And our boys were
Speaker 5: looking at us.
Speaker 4: We didn't thought you had, like, you know, skin in
Speaker 4: this game. Thought you were the guy I thought I was.
Speaker 4: Obviously not were stunts.
Speaker 2: We were stunned. So we had two rows. They were
Speaker 2: the back rows at the banks of boys. So it's
Speaker 2: not just the high upness we're talking about, because even
Speaker 2: if you go to the g you can be high up,
Speaker 2: you still well roughly see the game down there, way
Speaker 2: down there. It was to the side up, side back, Yes,
Speaker 2: behind speakers. Many times they were dancing, we couldn't see them.
Speaker 5: You had to hope that they stepped between speakers and
Speaker 5: screens to get a glimpse of the real back Straight boys.
Speaker 2: So this morning, then we need to we need you
Speaker 2: to come out in sympathy. Who else has seen a
Speaker 2: show from the worst seats in the house behind pillars,
Speaker 2: high up like us, high side to the back. What's
Speaker 2: your story?
Speaker 3: Worst seats in the House The Christian O'Connell's podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show. So it was finally our Backstreet Boy
Speaker 2: his Boys and night out last night. Two weeks promoting
Speaker 2: the show, promoting the night out, and we were rewarded
Speaker 2: by the promoters with the very worst seats in the house.
Speaker 4: Not just the.
Speaker 2: Back row, but they went to the side and at
Speaker 2: the back, so you're behind the stack speakers.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 5: When the Backstory Boys were first came out, we couldn't
Speaker 5: even see them. Had to wait till they went out
Speaker 5: on the cap.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we just presumed from the chairs the band must
Speaker 2: be on stage, the show had started. Must be nice
Speaker 2: down there to see them with eyes. Christian two about
Speaker 2: worst seats in the House, our tickets. I went to
Speaker 2: them a big Formula one fan went to Singapore Grand Prix.
Speaker 2: I thought the tickets were a bit cheaper when I
Speaker 2: got there, and I complained about the total lack of view.
Speaker 2: They drew my attention to a line on the back
Speaker 2: of the ticket that said view of the track will
Speaker 2: be optional. Oh, that's an optional extra service. Someone's a
Speaker 2: bit fussy.
Speaker 4: You going to do? Ah? You had the worst seats
Speaker 4: in the house nine four one four one o four three.
Speaker 4: Come morning, Barbara, Good morning.
Speaker 12: How are you.
Speaker 4: I'm good Barbara. So where did you see and where
Speaker 4: did you not see a show?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 12: I thought my father had everything. I give him a memory,
Speaker 12: so I took him to Santum of the Opera. I
Speaker 12: had to get four seats in a row, and we
Speaker 12: were stuck behind two pillars. We didn't see one answer
Speaker 12: of the show. My father said he'd never go to
Speaker 12: a live theater again, let alone a musical.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's it, does Lloyd Webber know?
Speaker 12: And yeah, I can't go to see it in now either.
Speaker 4: And yet family white one and no family member of mine?
Speaker 4: Too many.
Speaker 12: Was really bad placed inside the place.
Speaker 4: Yeah, to be behind one pair is pretty lucky. To
Speaker 4: be on both building a building with two pillars next
Speaker 4: to each other. I thought pillars were to be separate
Speaker 4: to act as pillars.
Speaker 12: They've done that to my girlfriend. They had two seats
Speaker 12: to two rods in front of each other and divided
Speaker 12: the family because I couldn't put them all together.
Speaker 4: Barbara, thank you very much for sharing that. Let's go
Speaker 4: to a Fran Good Morning.
Speaker 13: Fran good morning. Went to see Jimmy where took my
Speaker 13: sister a couple hundred bucks of tickets and we've got
Speaker 13: happy days. So this he's an absolute legend. He walked
Speaker 13: on stage down he took his seat at the piano
Speaker 13: when all we saw.
Speaker 10: From that point on all his shoes.
Speaker 5: You can see him to do that thing with the
Speaker 5: pedals that they do.
Speaker 4: This is great.
Speaker 2: He's doing Wichter Lineman and all you can see is
Speaker 2: the foot pedals.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Lucky it wasn't Liberati because I wouldn't get to see Ray.
Speaker 13: But yeah, he had very nice shoes and a well
Speaker 13: turned cool.
Speaker 4: Brand. We'll send your prize for that. That's great. All right,
Speaker 4: keep this coming. These are great. I'm feeling better now
Speaker 4: about having any other worst seats in the house.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: All right, so worst seats in the house. Heather, good morning,
Speaker 2: Good morning guys.
Speaker 9: How are you going today?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're good, Heather. So where were you stuck Gun.
Speaker 10: The Nooses nineteen ninety three? Coulda park? We were stuck
Speaker 10: in front of a hill with all these people standing
Speaker 10: there at the like the reserve section at the back,
Speaker 10: so we were like right at the bank and could
Speaker 10: only see people when people.
Speaker 11: Moved in Grand you need Paris anyway.
Speaker 3: It was insane.
Speaker 10: It was the craziest day ever. Like there was heat.
Speaker 10: There was like it was like forty degrees. We onlyly
Speaker 10: died because it was so hot, and then a thunderstorm
Speaker 10: came in and nearly canceled the whole thing. It was insane.
Speaker 10: It was like a mudslide and people were sliding up
Speaker 10: and down the hills as they were waiting for the bands.
Speaker 13: To come on.
Speaker 10: It was the craziest day.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I like you had some sort of would
Speaker 4: stock out there called apart then it.
Speaker 10: Kind of was. And then it took us over an
Speaker 10: hour to find the car because because we finally lit
Speaker 10: and everyone was looking to the fence. Yeah, everyone was
Speaker 10: looking for the little fence. Where's the little fence? Because
Speaker 10: he's in the fence. We were looking at that. What
Speaker 10: time did you come in, because we came in might
Speaker 10: have come in at the same time. I can't be
Speaker 10: near each other. Insane, insane.
Speaker 2: It's amazing how years ago that we were a lot
Speaker 2: more haphazard gigs, won't we You.
Speaker 4: Know now there's such tight security.
Speaker 2: Years ago you could like you could clamber over fence
Speaker 2: and go to a festival quite easily.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and so we picked up people on the way
Speaker 10: home because they couldn't get back into the city as.
Speaker 4: A rescuers survivors.
Speaker 10: Crazy memorable concert.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Heather, thank you very much for sharing. You have
Speaker 4: a good day.
Speaker 10: You're welcome you two guysa thank you.
Speaker 4: Susan. Hello, Hello, Susan, Welcome to the show. You had
Speaker 4: the worst seats in the house.
Speaker 11: Well, it was actually my sisters. So back in that eighties,
Speaker 11: my dad thought, yeah, get them some bon Jovie tickets.
Speaker 11: So he got bon Jovie tickets for last minute. So
Speaker 11: they get there and they're like either on the second
Speaker 11: or the third level, so like you guys, up against
Speaker 11: the back wall, like you guys. But they were given binoculars.
Speaker 11: And even when bon Jovi back in the day, he
Speaker 11: used to like do like a fly over over the crowd.
Speaker 11: Back in the eighties, they still couldn't see him.
Speaker 4: We had the technology in the eighties.
Speaker 2: It has been a really bad obvious winch as well
Speaker 2: past He was just saying that Mary Poppins, that's the
Speaker 2: big thing in the AS shows original Yeah.
Speaker 11: So yeah, so at least you guys didn't actually kind
Speaker 11: of get binoculars.
Speaker 4: We didn't even get that optional extras.
Speaker 5: We just had to go to that tell zoom on
Speaker 5: the iPhone to see their faces.
Speaker 11: We always joked that they got like the first row
Speaker 11: out the door.
Speaker 2: The pad Susan, thank you very much. You cool, and
Speaker 2: let's let's get to Lee here. Lee, Hello, Hello, Lee.
Speaker 2: So you had the worst seats in the house.
Speaker 14: I did about ten years ago, bring out I'll go
Speaker 14: and see Rod Stewart. So my girlfriend and I were
Speaker 14: so excited. We get into Rod laver Arena. We put
Speaker 14: our tickets in the little thing and the big red
Speaker 14: cross comes up and says, invalid tickets.
Speaker 4: And what have you brought them online? Or where'd you
Speaker 4: get hold of the tickets?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 14: I won them on Gold Breakfast Show.
Speaker 4: Oh this show.
Speaker 2: Oh the host might change, but nothing else does shabby
Speaker 2: experience satisfaction optional extra.
Speaker 5: It is the bus riding with a marker on some paper.
Speaker 5: Rod Stuart times.
Speaker 1: One, Oh, I sorry to hear that, Lee, The Christian
Speaker 1: O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: I think we're going to get some big opinions both
Speaker 2: sides of this debate. It's about the toilet and men.
Speaker 2: Do we spend too long in the I personally, I'm
Speaker 2: not aware of that. I do like going in there,
Speaker 2: staying in there, even when I'm not doing business.
Speaker 4: It's like a spa to me. You know, it's going.
Speaker 6: Recline in there and refine.
Speaker 4: I've got like books on the going there. Oh it's brilliant. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Do you spend you gut? Is that your happy place?
Speaker 5: Don't say too much? Do you give away our secret?
Speaker 4: I don't think it's a secret. Well do you think
Speaker 4: Chris spend's too long in there?
Speaker 6: No, he's the complete opposite. He's like Express Morning, Chris.
Speaker 6: He'll be listening to this on the way and to think, No,
Speaker 6: he's express service. He is in and out and I'll
Speaker 6: say number one or two or so to.
Speaker 4: He's not your son.
Speaker 6: He's quick, he gets in there, does his business. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I don't know it's just like express service with him,
Speaker 6: whereas I'm the one. I like to take in some
Speaker 6: reading material, take my phone. And then of course when
Speaker 6: you're a mum, everyone comes in have you seen mine?
Speaker 6: And where's this? Or what's for dinner? And I've got
Speaker 6: Chris in there, I've got all.
Speaker 2: I still this now at sixteen eighteen, we'll wandering and
Speaker 2: start to chat to my wife while she sat down,
Speaker 2: and luckily they don't ever they hear and know that
Speaker 2: jaws lot.
Speaker 4: They're actually, you want to leave the suburb. You don't
Speaker 4: want to go anywhere near That's what's going on. You
Speaker 4: can't live there. Jack saw something amazing.
Speaker 5: This is where Bianker asked me, is like, do you
Speaker 5: go in there as an oasis or do you just
Speaker 5: go in there to do your business? Because she saw
Speaker 5: this on the new Facebook page of the suburb that
Speaker 5: we moved to, a group member has put this up.
Speaker 5: Does anyone else have a male partner that spends a
Speaker 5: ridiculous amount of time in the bathroom. It's not unusual
Speaker 5: for my husband to spend forty five minutes on the
Speaker 5: loop three times a day.
Speaker 6: He's doing something else in it.
Speaker 4: Often can what you mean something else? Like reducting an affair.
Speaker 6: That's that's dodgy. That is forty five minutes, three times
Speaker 6: a date.
Speaker 4: It's only three hours a day.
Speaker 5: She says it often coincides with the most challenging window
Speaker 5: with the kids. I don't think it's a coincidence. I
Speaker 5: noticed he never goes to the toilet when the kids
Speaker 5: are asleep.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I remember when the kids were younger.
Speaker 4: I sometimes would say, I just need to go a tolet,
Speaker 4: just to shut that door. I just need to rely.
Speaker 4: I remember all I once kept shouting, are you are
Speaker 4: you still doing business in I was like, yeah, almost down,
Speaker 4: almost went. I've just seen your Twitter. You've just posted
Speaker 4: two tweets in there.
Speaker 5: I can do two things at once, all right.
Speaker 4: So be honest. Do you think women, do you think
Speaker 4: that us guy spent too long in the toilet?
Speaker 3: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Gretchen, I don't think I spent too much time in
Speaker 2: the toilet, because my wife often sends me a text
Speaker 2: ask me where I am. So Peter, we're asking, uh,
Speaker 2: two men, do you think we spend too long in
Speaker 2: the toilet?
Speaker 4: Hiding in there?
Speaker 2: Because you're my wife is agreeing with us. This morning,
Speaker 2: way too long in the toilet. Tuesday, we had a
Speaker 2: third child. She missed getting her epidural because I had
Speaker 2: to go to the toilet before we left for the hospital.
Speaker 4: That's Dan and Banarat I spend.
Speaker 5: I can spend a long time on the toilet if
Speaker 5: I'm playing a chess game and it goes a long time,
Speaker 5: So even after I've finished my movements, I can be
Speaker 5: on there for another twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: Give me confused, now, but what kind of movements on
Speaker 2: the board or move other piece.
Speaker 5: But if I get a quick check mate, I'm back
Speaker 5: out of the toilet really quickly.
Speaker 4: Okay, it depends on the chess game. Yeah, Jane, good morning.
Speaker 14: Good morning, how everybody?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're good, Jane. So do you think us guys
Speaker 4: spend too long in the loup?
Speaker 12: Yes?
Speaker 14: I believe you do. My husband spends that much time
Speaker 14: on the toilet that when it gets up, he's got.
Speaker 2: Pins and yeah, throw on Moses. We almost got that
Speaker 2: with these terrible seats last night the bay.
Speaker 5: I actually have experienced something like me to especially if
Speaker 5: you're leaning on your elbows into your while you're playing
Speaker 5: on yours.
Speaker 2: You leave grooves there, don't you? And the toilet seat
Speaker 2: on your backside, big red mark on my body?
Speaker 14: Can you can you explain to me why do you
Speaker 14: actually have the need to take in your laptops or
Speaker 14: your phone to the toilet.
Speaker 4: Who's doing Microsoft team meetings in there?
Speaker 5: I've never taken in the love time.
Speaker 2: He's running a second business out of the toilet. This
Speaker 2: is office space, Jane. That's gay.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. Let's speak to Tracy now. Tracy.
Speaker 12: Hey, guys here going.
Speaker 4: We're good. Tracy, what do you reckon?
Speaker 10: Well, my hobby takes the I've paid with him whenever
Speaker 10: he goes in a way.
Speaker 14: How are you gonna watch a whole episode?
Speaker 4: It's the monoquin of the newspaper under the arm, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Basically The Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 2: Podcast Email here from Nicola Nicola subject heading mails toilet time.
Speaker 4: Hi, Christian, I don't think I know.
Speaker 2: My partner can spend up to thirteen minutes on the
Speaker 2: loo three to four times a day. I keep telling you,
Speaker 2: if you just spend that amount of time in the tory,
Speaker 2: you need to see a doctor. Needs us to say
Speaker 2: he's not made that appointment.
Speaker 4: Go figure.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Nikola and Neil Mitchell's and the listener Nicola,
Speaker 2: thank you very much for your email. So we mentioned
Speaker 2: this yesterday. New thing we're doing this month. Footie is back.
Speaker 2: We are super excited. I've always thought about doing an
Speaker 2: idea like this after I saw a video two years ago.
Speaker 2: It is of a kid's footy team and there was
Speaker 2: one young kid in the middland I'm guessing he must
Speaker 2: have been their captain or something, and he was getting
Speaker 2: around all these other kids and he was firing them
Speaker 2: up and I thought, my god, I don't know what
Speaker 2: the end result was, but they've got a better chance
Speaker 2: now of going on. So this is why we're doing
Speaker 2: mini motivators. What we want you to do to the young,
Speaker 2: passionate footy fans that love their team and right now
Speaker 2: you're just excited about footy coming back. It's not like
Speaker 2: it's the middle of the season and you roughly know
Speaker 2: what it's actually going to.
Speaker 4: Be like this year. You've got hope, you've got expectation,
Speaker 4: you can dream. We want you to channel all that hope,
Speaker 4: all that expectation and fire up your footy team. Literally
Speaker 4: make a little video.
Speaker 2: Imagine that you're going into the change room to fire
Speaker 2: up the Bombers or whoever your team is.
Speaker 4: Put that on video.
Speaker 2: Do it over the weekend with Mum or dad, the
Speaker 2: best one over the next color a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: We're going to give it an amazing prize. Hone away
Speaker 2: membership to your club and you get a thousand dollars
Speaker 2: to spend at the AFL store the first few entries
Speaker 2: we get as well, we're going to give away some
Speaker 2: signed sharing balls as well.
Speaker 4: We haven't actually made these yet.
Speaker 5: Were you through and signed as well? Who they signed
Speaker 5: by it?
Speaker 4: And the Backstreet Boys? Yeah?
Speaker 2: So according it mini motivated and it can be whether
Speaker 2: anyone who's under eighteen and you just love footy and
Speaker 2: you want to chal share your passion with your team,
Speaker 2: what would you actually go and say to.
Speaker 4: Them before a game? Before round one?
Speaker 2: It isn't about yelling at them. Sometimes you can motivate something.
Speaker 2: Some people with it in a different way. You don't
Speaker 2: need to be yelling, but however you want to do it.
Speaker 2: Go to the Christian O'Connell show Dotor today. You you
Speaker 2: are a Bombers fan, right, it's been a tough actually
Speaker 2: quite a few seasons.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think back to when I was I guess twelve thirteen,
Speaker 5: and I would hang over the fence at the training.
Speaker 4: Sessions, couldn't go watchhoul it Windy Hill.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I got Sheety's autograph, I got Hurt his autograph. I
Speaker 5: had Looydy's number on my back. If I think of
Speaker 5: that time like that is your peak passionate time for
Speaker 5: a foot fan.
Speaker 4: You really love to sell me.
Speaker 5: If I was getting around them boys back then in
Speaker 5: that nineteen ninety nine season, it'd be like, guys, get
Speaker 5: it into Lloydy. He doesn't miss. If they're double teaming Lloydy.
Speaker 5: Get it to Scottie Lucas. He's just as reliable. Hard
Speaker 5: Weeks down the back, the enforcer in the back line.
Speaker 5: But Hurd, he's the man in the middle midfielders, protect
Speaker 5: the herd. He is the most valuable player. They will
Speaker 5: come after him, but we have to protect James. Heard
Speaker 5: then Fletch, Oh my god, when the crowd loves it,
Speaker 5: when Fletch kicks it from the center square, get it
Speaker 5: to Fletch. He'll bomb sixty meters. Go go oh, the
Speaker 5: crowd will go wild. You can do it, boys, you
Speaker 5: can do it.
Speaker 4: This is big. This is how you read a team.
Speaker 2: If a kid came in and said that to any club,
Speaker 2: you're going to go out for round one with more intentions,
Speaker 2: So please enter over the weekend. We want to hear
Speaker 2: your passionate about your club. How would you fire them up?
Speaker 2: You have ever.
Speaker 4: To fight and win thet.
Speaker 12: You bag.
Speaker 2: You why? But your voice is mighty beautiful reader.
Speaker 8: You ref them.
Speaker 4: So they can win the fly Head to the Christian
Speaker 4: O'Connell show dot com, DoD a you good.
Speaker 3: Luck Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm all right, yeah, no, no, just thought he
Speaker 2: was sort of doubled over their coughing Jackson literally the
Speaker 2: world's tiniest protein that honestly wouldn't even fill up a
Speaker 2: hummingbird's beak.
Speaker 4: I won't be hungry for the mist of March. And
Speaker 4: I've heard that because we.
Speaker 5: Had a late night at the Backstory boys, someone finally
Speaker 5: offered to run out and get breakfast. I thought a
Speaker 5: protein would have been just what I need?
Speaker 2: What I need that classic when you're a little bit
Speaker 2: tired and dusty, or there must be no carbs if
Speaker 2: a jack posts?
Speaker 4: All right, anyway, where were we? Yes? Here we are?
Speaker 4: Time for today's time waste? Today is.
Speaker 2: Thursday, he said, buying time. Of course our favorite day
Speaker 2: of the week, the new Friday. There it is today
Speaker 2: is national. But all that just to get to this
Speaker 2: National Biscuit Day.
Speaker 5: You hadn't made it up, you would have got the
Speaker 5: second thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Global National Australian Hugger Biscuit Day, the first time ever.
Speaker 4: Oh, let's have avial. What the top selling shape flavors are?
Speaker 8: Have a guess?
Speaker 4: What do you reckon? What do you reckon? Is coming
Speaker 4: in at number one?
Speaker 5: Barbecue?
Speaker 6: Yeah, gotta be the original harb.
Speaker 4: Only gone barbecue two, that's only sitting at number three.
Speaker 5: You're a kidding me. If it's savory, I'm going to
Speaker 5: throw this coffee on you.
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, that's on your protein ball? Is this got
Speaker 2: so strong with that protein? It's so nervous? Chicken crimpy?
Speaker 4: No, it is, I reckon.
Speaker 2: They're just trying to push sales that where no one goes.
Speaker 2: Surely everyone just gets barbecue shapes.
Speaker 5: Never been to any event where someone's like, no, break
Speaker 5: open the chicken crimpy?
Speaker 4: Anyone would like some nice chicken crimpies? What's number two?
Speaker 4: Pizza shape?
Speaker 5: Peter was the rival.
Speaker 4: However, when you have those pizza shapes.
Speaker 2: You'll be washing your hands for an hour to get
Speaker 2: that like glitter dust that comes out.
Speaker 4: Of the package. Yes, that's the bonus. All right. So
Speaker 4: we're looking for your biscuit movies.
Speaker 2: They are Natty Professor, gold I, Tim tam Legend, Silver
Speaker 2: Edward Scotch Fingers Hand.
Speaker 4: Buttery Finger, and the May Twigs. The May Twix made Twix.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah, got away from you. It's technically a biscuit.
Speaker 5: Technically got a biscuit. Biscuit Bronze.
Speaker 4: Okay, no blues for me, Jackie Boy Biscuit movies, and.
Speaker 5: Zach and Mary make a Porno the Humbles together. No, no,
Speaker 5: it's not the Diggers. It's the Anzac biscuit.
Speaker 4: Pass right. Protein has gone straight to his muscles and head.
Speaker 4: It's juicing right now. Listen, I'm strong Vovo rabbit.
Speaker 6: Oh instead of velveteen rabbit.
Speaker 5: No, no, instead of Jojo rabbit. I don't know what
Speaker 5: he's been there.
Speaker 6: I'll just be quiet.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I hearing your alternitive commentary of humor.
Speaker 5: Silver Biscuit movies.
Speaker 4: Are you actually choking?
Speaker 5: It's too dry?
Speaker 4: The protein boll Is cookies the worst thing you could
Speaker 4: have hand right now, is absorbing all of his moisture.
Speaker 5: Crumbo crumbo, Oh dear bo.
Speaker 4: Oh, these are good. Did you leave yours and lost
Speaker 4: property at the show last.
Speaker 5: Night and you grant start in Biggie blue Eyes.
Speaker 4: That's not like it. Okay, we'll give you a gold
Speaker 4: for that, all right. So let's see if you've got
Speaker 4: protein balls this morning? What if you got? What if
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Speaker 2: Tomorrow's show. We always like to treat Friday. It's the
Speaker 2: start of the weekend. It's a party, which is why
Speaker 2: I think we should definitely do cemetry stories tomorrow.
Speaker 4: That is Friday.
Speaker 2: You hear that, and I know it's the weekend. They're
Speaker 2: talking about graves. They're talking about graveyards. Producer Kaitlan said,
Speaker 2: if we do it, we won't get many stories. There
Speaker 2: is the challenge.
Speaker 4: Yes, some people must have stories about semmetry.
Speaker 5: Well, we already got stories of the grandma's and granddad's
Speaker 5: floating through the dirt yesterday.
Speaker 2: She's concerned it peaked then and we won't be able
Speaker 2: to get another big wave tomorrow. We'll get more if
Speaker 2: you build it, so we need your cemetry stories tomorrow.
Speaker 2: You can email me Christian christian o dot com dot au.
Speaker 2: Now tonight it's a real big moment for me and
Speaker 2: my family. We become Australian. It's crazy to think that, Yeah,
Speaker 2: five years ago we wanted the three of us, weren't
Speaker 2: even working together. We were getting ready for the show.
Speaker 2: We moved here five years ago this June and that's
Speaker 2: when the show started. So five years ago we came
Speaker 2: on a visa and we never really knew what it
Speaker 2: was going to be like. And so you start this
Speaker 2: new radio show and you know, I was a complete
Speaker 2: outside and we won't have been sure if we're going
Speaker 2: to like Australia, whether you guys were going to like
Speaker 2: me on the radio, and for the first year you
Speaker 2: really didn't. But now to come to the other side
Speaker 2: of that where you still make any mind up and
Speaker 2: shove me at the worst seats in the house.
Speaker 4: They're like, yeah, you can become one of us, but
Speaker 4: know your place, no tool poppies here. You e said
Speaker 4: you're us right in the back there. But tonight it's
Speaker 4: a really big deal for the day.
Speaker 5: You'll be Australia.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow morning, I'll be Australian. Then the next time I
Speaker 2: go back home to the UK in July will be
Speaker 2: on an Australian passport, which is an an amazing thing.
Speaker 2: So yeah, the Herald Son have done an article about
Speaker 2: it today and it really does mean a lot to
Speaker 2: be in my family becoming Australian. We absolutely love Australia
Speaker 2: and I know you are your news today you were
Speaker 2: saying about how it's the friendliest city in the world.
Speaker 2: People always said to me about come, what is it?
Speaker 2: Is it the beaches? The beaches are great? It is
Speaker 2: you guys. Actually it is the friendliest place. It has
Speaker 2: actually changed my wife and I are kids, has made
Speaker 2: us more open, friendly people. So I'm very proud of
Speaker 2: fact that this is actually going to be our home.
Speaker 2: So the Herald's Son they've also to think about this story.
Speaker 2: You know, an English guy on the radio becoming Australian today.
Speaker 2: Their headline is radio Star dials into becoming a new Aussie.
Speaker 4: The use of the dial there, of course.
Speaker 5: It's okay, it's all right. Yeah, it feels a little
Speaker 5: bit lazy, Patsy.
Speaker 4: Well, how wire you punished this up as a headline.
Speaker 5: Oh oh gosh, put.
Speaker 6: Me on the spot. What would I say, he's ours now?
Speaker 6: Exclamation that sounds aggressive, That's how she does news.
Speaker 4: What would you have then?
Speaker 5: English DJ goes green and gold one four point three.
Speaker 4: I think that's actually worse than this. Now, that's worse.
Speaker 4: O'Connell is radio gaga about his new home.
Speaker 2: That's what I would have done with like a crazy
Speaker 2: photo of me, you know, going gaga over the Australian flag.
Speaker 4: Tim tam, I am, and then me holding up the
Speaker 4: Australian flag.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I tell you what, why don't you write the
Speaker 2: headline that the held son should have gone with today
Speaker 2: and send them into us.
Speaker 4: Email them Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com, do the
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