WEBVTT - #146: Pig Week 3.0 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:03.520 This is Is it just real? 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:06.760 Hosted by a couple of mitches. 0:00:06.920 --> 0:00:12.760 Hello, Yeah, delease yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:13.880 I'd rather be dead. 0:00:13.960 --> 0:00:16.800 Let be called gunkle, that nickname for gay uncle. 0:00:16.960 --> 0:00:18.800 Just because I'm gay doesn't mean you need to change 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:19.280 the word. 0:00:19.440 --> 0:00:21.320 Imagine if they were like God, he's put on weight. 0:00:21.760 --> 0:00:27.720 Funkle's here, give a uncle? No is Mitch, Julie and 0:00:28.240 --> 0:00:29.680 Mitchell COO's. 0:00:30.840 --> 0:00:34.800 Hello, Hello, Hallo, Piggy's Hello, little pigs. 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:36.120 You know what time it is? 0:00:37.159 --> 0:00:40.320 The third? I believe the third Annual pig Week. Annual 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:43.080 pig Week is here if you've not yet joined us 0:00:43.120 --> 0:00:47.239 for a pig week. Essentially, we give ourselves and you 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:50.519 permission to pig out on whatever fucking treat you like. 0:00:50.880 --> 0:00:53.560 And there's no guilt allowed this week because it's pig week. 0:00:53.640 --> 0:00:55.320 To be fair, there's never much guilt. I mean, I'm 0:00:55.400 --> 0:00:57.480 very overweight and I've never felt an ounce of guilt, 0:00:57.520 --> 0:00:58.960 so I'm definitely not going to feel it on my 0:00:59.160 --> 0:00:59.920 week of weeks. 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:02.200 I know. But you've been really healthy and boring recently too, 0:01:02.280 --> 0:01:04.960 like oh, I can't have coffee after eleven shit like that, 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:07.480 And so this is like just a whatever week. So 0:01:07.560 --> 0:01:10.000 anyone listening right now, I hope that you've before listening, 0:01:10.040 --> 0:01:12.520 you've gone and treated yourself, headed out and bought that 0:01:12.560 --> 0:01:14.800 fucking thing you've been craving for ages. Just do it, bye. 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:17.280 Last year's Pig Week was sponsored out the world Zoo. 0:01:17.319 --> 0:01:19.279 We had to pretend we all love that Darily chocolate. 0:01:19.280 --> 0:01:21.119 Then we actually ended not like it. Now we ended 0:01:21.160 --> 0:01:22.520 up loving the Darily chocolate. 0:01:22.640 --> 0:01:25.039 Oh yeah, no, I'm fucking still obsessed with that stuff. 0:01:25.080 --> 0:01:26.800 It was not sponsored this week. This week is just 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:29.160 pure unadulterated fat food that we love. 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:32.080 I am being sponsored, but that's all right. Oh are you? 0:01:32.720 --> 0:01:35.200 I bought all of today's snacks thanks to Cole's Express. 0:01:35.240 --> 0:01:36.080 I'll have you know you. 0:01:36.160 --> 0:01:40.960 Actually everything you do is sponsored, not everything, Oh it is? 0:01:41.280 --> 0:01:45.039 Nah, name one thing you do that isn't sponsored. Oh, 0:01:45.040 --> 0:01:46.240 I can't think of the top of my head. Not 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:46.920 not everything I do. 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:48.440 I went to Mitchell's house Jenna. 0:01:48.520 --> 0:01:52.400 He lives into seven eleven price keeper Jenn's here, of course, 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:53.840 high price case, so usual. 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:55.680 I can see Jenna's got a stack of fucking food 0:01:55.680 --> 0:01:57.600 over there. She's ready for pick, ready for pig Week. 0:01:57.680 --> 0:01:59.040 What do you have shows. What'd your bring? 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:02.680 I got cooked some more biscuits and some chocolaterold the mart. 0:02:02.720 --> 0:02:03.360 What kinds? 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:05.800 So Cadbury cookies with a chok center. 0:02:06.040 --> 0:02:09.600 Oh, they okay? 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:12.880 And then also these obsession for milk chocolates. I've wanted 0:02:12.919 --> 0:02:13.560 to try them for. 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:14.520 A while away from Audie. 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:16.320 No, they're actually on its. 0:02:17.120 --> 0:02:18.960 Yeah, I've never seen those in my look. 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:21.840 They look gorgeous, really good. Yeah. 0:02:22.520 --> 0:02:25.680 Also I got the new Cabrey slices. 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:30.400 Actually, you're out of breath. You okay, she's having diabetic attacks. 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:35.560 Cadbury sent me these for us to try. Well, great, 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:38.600 they're Cadbury's new slices. 0:02:38.080 --> 0:02:40.000 Shammy slices. 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:40.840 I haven't even heard these. 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:42.320 You are struggling to hold things. 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:47.880 Sorry, excited a little bit, marvelous creations a bit. 0:02:48.120 --> 0:02:51.320 There's Crackle Hedgehog and mint cream Hedgehog. 0:02:52.040 --> 0:02:54.600 She's got a fucking box over there, and the chocolates 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:58.480 are in one too, dairy milk slices, Crackle old goals. 0:02:58.760 --> 0:03:00.760 She's right, Oh, I want gonna open one? Can we 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:03.800 because we're allowed one bite? We can't eat. 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:05.760 I've got you don't have to ask for mission. I 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:08.520 think it's everyone assumed it's like some people. Some people 0:03:08.560 --> 0:03:10.400 hate people eating on podcasts, but this is not the 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:12.160 week for you, darling. 0:03:12.280 --> 0:03:15.120 I've brought everything to my side. Yeah, we have a cookie. 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:16.680 I've got the hedgeog. 0:03:17.880 --> 0:03:21.799 Everyone. So you're sponsored too. That was from the station 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:26.079 major sponsor, So you're sponsored to. I have eaten half 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:28.080 of it though, that's fine. I don't want to buy 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:29.239 out of your sausage. Do you want to see what 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:32.320 I brought? Yeah. So I've been hearing a lot of 0:03:32.360 --> 0:03:37.000 hype recently about KFC bringing back the mashies. Oh yeah, 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:38.640 And I was like, I don't know what the fucking 0:03:38.720 --> 0:03:40.760 mashi is. I didn't know what. I've never had mine. 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:42.080 I didn't know that they were ever a thing that 0:03:42.120 --> 0:03:44.600 people wanted to bring back, and so I thought, well, 0:03:44.840 --> 0:03:46.840 they might be limited time only, so we better get 0:03:46.840 --> 0:03:50.080 a monkest it while we can. It is wonderful. I 0:03:50.080 --> 0:03:53.760 think they're a little ball of mashed potato and it 0:03:53.800 --> 0:03:55.760 came with a gravy to dip it into. Oh we 0:03:55.760 --> 0:03:57.680 all have to try and mash you. Yeah, I'll be 0:03:57.680 --> 0:03:59.840 trying first one of those cookies. 0:03:59.880 --> 0:04:00.000 There. 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:03.880 Fantastic KFC mashes were big. I think they've been gone 0:04:03.920 --> 0:04:07.000 for ten years really, yeah, ten years, ten years hiatus 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:09.480 and now they're back and people have gone crazy for 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:09.960 these things. 0:04:10.120 --> 0:04:12.000 Yeah, I didn't even know that they were missing. I 0:04:12.000 --> 0:04:13.800 have no memory of them. So this is my first 0:04:13.840 --> 0:04:14.400 ever mashy. 0:04:14.520 --> 0:04:15.960 Is it just deep fried mashed potato? 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:18.560 I think so. It's like a popcorn chicken, Benezetta chicken. 0:04:18.560 --> 0:04:20.800 It's fucking potato. Go all right, here we go, Happy 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:23.440 Pig Week Australia. Happy pick Week, Girlies. 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:24.280 That's a wet ball. 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:27.239 Here we go, Well, not much. 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:30.600 Crunch, that's that's a softy ball. 0:04:32.760 --> 0:04:36.359 This cookies, it's definitely a soggy ball, but it fucking slaps. 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:39.120 Actually really, it's like you know how you can get 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:42.599 ks potato and gravy. Here's the gravy. That's the potato. 0:04:43.680 --> 0:04:44.640 It over here. 0:04:44.760 --> 0:04:49.520 Gay. Do you remember how the first pig Week came about. Yeah, 0:04:49.600 --> 0:04:51.599 it's because I was about to go and see a 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:53.320 new personal trainer and he told me that he was 0:04:53.360 --> 0:04:56.040 going to be monitoring my my Fitness Pal accounts so 0:04:56.040 --> 0:04:58.160 we could track what I was eating. And I was like, oh, 0:04:58.160 --> 0:04:59.800 we'll have to pick up as much as I can 0:04:59.839 --> 0:05:02.960 before he starts tracking my eating. How fucking toxic in hindsight, 0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:04.719 I would never agree to that. Now someone tracking what 0:05:04.760 --> 0:05:05.080 I eat? 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:06.880 Yeah, oh my god, I remember that. And then did 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:08.320 we bring? We brought heaps of shit, right, We had 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:09.680 a barbecue chicken one. Yeah. 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:12.400 Yeah. The first Pig Week, I remember feeling quite ill. 0:05:12.720 --> 0:05:14.400 These mashes are fucking brilliant. 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:18.240 Yeah, they're gorgeous. Actually, I understand the hype. Now, oh, 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:20.120 your face has got a bit sour. What's the problem. 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:24.400 It's stuck in my wind pipe. It's a bit clad 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:28.840 glue like you know. That's not very fucking complimentary of it. 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:31.120 I've just had. This is my third so I. 0:05:31.080 --> 0:05:34.159 Only got a twelve packs. I settled down. Now, coming 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:35.880 up today because it's Pig Week, we're going to be 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:38.240 doing another top five. Last year, I believe it was 0:05:38.279 --> 0:05:39.520 the top five chocolates. 0:05:39.600 --> 0:05:40.599 Yes, and darra. 0:05:40.520 --> 0:05:42.719 Lee one because it deserves to win, not because it 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:43.239 was sponsored. 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:45.120 And that's true. I can say it was our sponsor 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:46.720 and I was skeptical, but it did. 0:05:46.880 --> 0:05:47.120 It was. 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:49.560 It was so good. But this year we're doing the 0:05:49.600 --> 0:05:53.159 top five potato chips for the international listeners. We're not 0:05:53.200 --> 0:05:56.640 talking about fries, no, no, no, no, We're talking potato chips. 0:05:56.680 --> 0:05:59.599 Hard crunchy chip. What do they call it? Crisp thins? 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:00.000 Crisps? 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:02.680 Yeah, I think Americans would call it a bag of cresps. 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:06.760 They call them something something else now they just chips. Yeah, 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:08.680 they call them chips, and they've got French fries. 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:10.560 Yes, you're yeah, Okay, well you know we're talking about 0:06:10.560 --> 0:06:12.000 a bag of bloody chips. That's what we're gonna be 0:06:12.000 --> 0:06:12.640 writing the top. 0:06:12.560 --> 0:06:15.960 Down like this. Yeah, that is what a bag of 0:06:16.040 --> 0:06:16.599 chippy sounds. 0:06:16.839 --> 0:06:18.880 I'm going to be nominating my favorite two. You're going 0:06:18.960 --> 0:06:21.000 to be nominating your favorite too, Jenna. You're going to 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:23.279 have to round us out with the fifth one. Correct. 0:06:23.400 --> 0:06:25.920 And we've got idiot Callum here today. We do sort 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:28.200 of eavesdropping on the show. Maybe he should do the ranking. 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:31.279 I feel Calum's out there in the phone room. Hih, 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:32.520 idiot Callum. 0:06:32.240 --> 0:06:34.039 Hello you Happy pick week, Tyler. 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:36.920 What a great week for you to fucking be. 0:06:36.920 --> 0:06:39.679 Here making a comment on my web. 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:43.520 No, it was in We never cater for our guests ever. 0:06:43.839 --> 0:06:46.760 I've seen some podcasts have like catering. They've got a 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:48.920 whole fucking plate of sandwiches for their guests. We don't 0:06:48.920 --> 0:06:49.480 do that. 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:52.000 That's actually really true. Whenever I've guessed on someone else's show, 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:57.760 I get like twenty like Royalty, we're terrible hosts. Not today, though, Calum, No. 0:06:57.839 --> 0:07:00.800 I'm feeling very welcomed, especially by the words Mike on 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:02.880 fuctard written on the microphone here is that? 0:07:02.920 --> 0:07:03.479 What's on there? 0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:05.640 Yeah, there's a warning out there. It says Mike on 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:07.920 fuck hard in case people accidentally talk while they're on here, 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:10.240 because he's a live broadcast studio for Kiss. I think 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:12.360 that was something an internal gag. You've just told everyone 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:13.120 that's fine. 0:07:13.920 --> 0:07:16.280 That's fine. Do you want to buy this sausage roll? 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:17.239 Do you want any of this? Calum? 0:07:17.880 --> 0:07:19.520 I actually brought my own stuff for pigwee. 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:21.160 Oh god, you're good. 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:25.400 Come in the studio, warned. 0:07:25.200 --> 0:07:26.480 Though, be warned? 0:07:27.400 --> 0:07:27.920 What is there? 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:28.480 Oh? 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:30.120 My god? Have I got time for a mashing in 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:31.360 the time it takes him to get in here. 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:34.320 These cookies are really tall, isn't he? It's very handsome. 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:36.240 It's so much tall. It's the first time I've seen 0:07:36.240 --> 0:07:38.400 someone tall than you to. 0:07:37.040 --> 0:07:39.120 Be how told you? 0:07:39.240 --> 0:07:42.240 Yeah? I'm six three three? And what do you I 0:07:42.280 --> 0:07:45.480 tell people I'm with Mike On? Oh you've got an 0:07:45.560 --> 0:07:46.280 enviro bag? 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:50.440 It's a cancer council bag. Courtesy of idiot Jenny Love. 0:07:51.440 --> 0:07:54.920 Shout out quickly, we should introduce Calum. Calum, the head 0:07:54.920 --> 0:07:58.200 of the idiots. You're the moderator of our Facebook group. 0:07:58.440 --> 0:08:00.440 Yes, and you just happened to be in sid and said, 0:08:00.480 --> 0:08:02.760 can I come fucking eavestop on the show and just 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:04.280 have a sticky big What do you think so far? 0:08:04.360 --> 0:08:06.160 It's not as glamorous as you might expect. 0:08:06.240 --> 0:08:11.040 It's nice sitting out there. It's a bit like I 0:08:11.400 --> 0:08:13.640 don't know to wrong. Yeah, just kind of looking at 0:08:13.680 --> 0:08:16.000 an enclosure of beasts. 0:08:16.120 --> 0:08:19.360 You can say it. It's okay, ye, it's during feeding hour. Yeah, evidently. 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:20.560 Now what do you have in your bag? 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:20.920 Okay? 0:08:21.000 --> 0:08:23.560 I have a few things, because you know it's peak week. 0:08:23.560 --> 0:08:28.960 You can't just bring one thing, okay, classic, a bag 0:08:29.000 --> 0:08:31.040 of balance party mix, well done. 0:08:31.200 --> 0:08:35.160 Yeah. The milk bottles. 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:38.040 I've also got, because you were talking about it a 0:08:38.080 --> 0:08:40.319 couple of weeks ago, a couple of Yogo flips. 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:43.960 It's good on them. 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:46.680 Do you want chop chip or eminem eminem throw it? 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:49.920 Oh my god, it's a room temperature and I'll look 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:50.360 past that. 0:08:51.600 --> 0:08:54.680 It was a long wait. I can imagine d that's good. 0:08:54.960 --> 0:08:57.040 I also have a gift from Jenny, who I met 0:08:57.040 --> 0:09:01.320 this morning, gorgeous. She got us all pushed hops because 0:09:01.360 --> 0:09:03.600 we mentioned cylindrical treats a couple of weeks. 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:05.000 Like me, what a throwback. 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:08.000 I'n't had a pushpop for age exactly, Sean was telling 0:09:08.000 --> 0:09:10.360 me on the weekend. Sorry, I don't no, I won't 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:11.000 go into that sick. 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:13.440 We have five flavors here, so you guys can fight 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:20.079 amongst yourself. We've got strawberry, berry Blast, grape cool cola, 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:22.959 not just regular color or blue raspberry. 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:22.800 So. 0:09:24.880 --> 0:09:25.920 Strawberry strawberry. 0:09:26.160 --> 0:09:28.440 Wow, I'm going to vomit. I think I'm gonna have yogurt. 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:31.520 And is this yogurt or is it like just it? 0:09:31.920 --> 0:09:34.959 Yes, it's yogurt. Yeah, it's yoga. I thought it was 0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:35.800 like chocolate pudding. 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:38.080 The fact that it's like. 0:09:37.559 --> 0:09:40.840 You were talking about our fond memories of yoga flips 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:42.679 in depth and you thought it was a fucking pudding. 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:43.520 Yeah the whole time. 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:45.400 No, like a chocolate moose. I don't think it was 0:09:45.440 --> 0:09:46.480 actually like from a cow. 0:09:46.679 --> 0:09:48.080 No, it's chocolate yogurt. 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:51.840 Oh, I think might be something similar chocolate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, situation. 0:09:51.960 --> 0:09:55.040 You've got the receipt cow great to have you here. 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:56.040 That they're lovely gifts. 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:59.400 Yeah, there is one more. It is a bit fucked though, 0:09:59.559 --> 0:10:04.760 because at the time of recording. Yeah, Tina Turner did 0:10:04.760 --> 0:10:05.720 pass away this morning. 0:10:07.000 --> 0:10:07.600 Yes, of course. 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:10.320 Did you see the musical last week? Jenna? Yes? Is 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:12.480 that really eerie that you saw the Tina Turner musical and. 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:15.800 Crazy you were the last to see her perform. 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:19.880 She's not in the music the musical. Tina's not fucking 0:10:20.000 --> 0:10:23.040 hanging out at Theatre Royal on Pitts three. That makes 0:10:23.080 --> 0:10:26.320 sense now because everyone was there and I thought, God, 0:10:26.360 --> 0:10:29.120 I'd love to be at tonight's performance. It must be 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:32.000 so emotion for them anyway. Sorry, what's fucked? You've got 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:32.760 something fucked for us? 0:10:32.800 --> 0:10:33.800 It's Tina in there. 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:36.520 Well, yes, I bought some Tina wafers. 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:42.320 That's very smart, very well thought about Strawbryvanilla. 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:44.520 So there's many options here, go for goal. 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:46.800 Oh wow, that's beautiful, Calum. 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:48.679 You better take a couple of things for yourself as 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:50.640 wealth about the show. But you're going to be coming 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:53.640 in later. We're going to drag you in here to 0:10:53.640 --> 0:10:55.560 help us rate the top five chips. 0:10:55.800 --> 0:10:58.360 Oh will, I will also say we love having guests 0:10:58.400 --> 0:10:59.760 on the show. You have to eat into the microphone. 0:10:59.760 --> 0:11:02.400 It's weeks and please chews loud edition. You possibly can't. 0:11:03.559 --> 0:11:05.400 We wouldn't. We wouldn't want to have you here just 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:06.080 to be our guest. 0:11:07.240 --> 0:11:10.199 We also have a task for you as the head 0:11:10.200 --> 0:11:14.360 of the idiots. Yes, we would love you today. Sort 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:16.360 of put you through your paces. You've produced on this 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:18.520 show before. You put together the best bits while Mitch 0:11:18.559 --> 0:11:20.839 and I were in a lush, very expensive holiday and 0:11:20.920 --> 0:11:21.480 you've sort of. 0:11:21.640 --> 0:11:24.280 You know, dipped your toe in the radio world. You've 0:11:24.320 --> 0:11:27.079 got your own community show now, so you know, consider 0:11:27.120 --> 0:11:29.120 this work experience. I guess correct. 0:11:29.440 --> 0:11:32.600 Charity, as you know, as you know, we've. 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:34.320 Already bot the cancer cancel bag. Please all right, you 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:35.280 can't brend you to charity. 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:40.360 This was your maker wish dreams come true? 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:42.120 Is that why you flashed in the face. 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:45.199 Yes, yes, the IV was a dead giveaway. 0:11:48.920 --> 0:11:51.400 We would like you in the time that you have 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:56.160 until we get there on the show today too, organize 0:11:56.160 --> 0:11:57.520 it is it just you caller? 0:11:58.280 --> 0:12:03.200 Oh, I thought it was gonna be hot, fantastic, Yeah, 0:12:03.320 --> 0:12:07.319 get three. We just need a question. We just need one. 0:12:07.640 --> 0:12:09.640 Well, in the time I have you guys waffle on, so. 0:12:09.800 --> 0:12:12.760 We really Yeah, you're not wrong. There's not much of 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:15.280 a challenge. Oh yeah, no, a challenge accept it's someone 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:17.079 that has an is it just you? Something they've noticed 0:12:17.120 --> 0:12:19.080 they hate or appreciate. I will tell you the idiots 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:20.920 tend to waffle on. I'm the one who gets them 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:22.440 every week, and I get messages going, Hi. 0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:23.280 Mitch, is it just me? 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:25.200 Or is today Wednesday? Shut? 0:12:25.440 --> 0:12:29.080 Is that? Why? Is that why you've delegated to idiot callum? 0:12:29.120 --> 0:12:31.120 Because you couldn't be fucked finding a caller this week. 0:12:31.160 --> 0:12:32.760 It's pick week, it's my week of weeks. 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:35.439 It's like my rama dum, this is like your lent, 0:12:35.920 --> 0:12:39.360 this is this is so please get an is. 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:41.160 It just you caller? You've probably got you know, good 0:12:41.160 --> 0:12:42.040 twenty minutes to do it. 0:12:42.160 --> 0:12:44.280 Yeah, you can do that or less because sometimes our 0:12:44.360 --> 0:12:45.800 is it just me? It's the ones that we do 0:12:46.520 --> 0:12:48.760 that can be short and sharp or they can waffle on. 0:12:48.840 --> 0:12:50.360 So yeah, it's a bit of a gamble. Make sure 0:12:50.360 --> 0:12:51.960 it's someone who hasn't been on the show before, though 0:12:52.200 --> 0:12:53.640 I can't become the show before. 0:12:54.440 --> 0:12:55.480 Do you accept the challenge? 0:12:55.840 --> 0:12:59.360 Challenge accepted. All right, good luck sounds good? Right, all right, 0:12:59.360 --> 0:13:02.080 you can head back out now, get back to work. 0:13:02.200 --> 0:13:02.320 Bit. 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:08.680 You're right and I'm dragging off the sausage troll. 0:13:10.800 --> 0:13:12.200 Thanks Callum, Thanks Calum. 0:13:12.240 --> 0:13:15.400 I always got donut socks on too. Anyway, should we 0:13:15.440 --> 0:13:15.839 get into it? 0:13:16.000 --> 0:13:16.080 Right? 0:13:16.160 --> 0:13:18.800 Listen if it your first time listening a stupid episode 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:22.200 to start on Happy Pig Week. Every week we start 0:13:22.200 --> 0:13:24.560 the show the same way. Something we've noticed, something we 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:27.160 hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't o mine. 0:13:27.160 --> 0:13:27.600 I don't know. 0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:31.439 Mitches this week? For me, I it's something that I 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:35.119 I hate and appreciate. I appreciate it because it's hilarious, 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:38.480 but I hate it because it has to do with 0:13:38.480 --> 0:13:40.800 my job and my career and my night radio. 0:13:40.520 --> 0:13:42.559 Showright, Okay, that's it. 0:13:42.559 --> 0:13:43.440 That's what I've got this week. 0:13:43.480 --> 0:13:44.360 Would you want to go first? 0:13:44.360 --> 0:13:44.480 Then? 0:13:44.559 --> 0:13:45.440 Yeah? Shall I jump in? 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:46.000 Go for it? 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:48.000 You guys can eat while I do mine, which is good. 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:50.160 That's the best part about pigwek while someone else is toll. 0:13:50.200 --> 0:13:52.600 It's going to be a monologue. You know, we're not 0:13:52.640 --> 0:13:58.480 talking back? Oh sorry, wrong music, Calm down, all right, 0:13:58.640 --> 0:14:06.240 kick things off? Gay? Is it just me? Has the curse? 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:10.760 That Mitchell predicted officially come true on my radio. 0:14:10.480 --> 0:14:12.120 Show Get Fucked. I think it has. 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:12.679 Are you serious? 0:14:12.720 --> 0:14:14.559 I think it has because I was saying last week 0:14:14.600 --> 0:14:17.240 that at the same time, on the exact same day, 0:14:17.360 --> 0:14:21.000 a bunch of news outlets had a blooper occur at midday, which, 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:23.200 by the way, I had someone who listens to this 0:14:23.240 --> 0:14:25.760 show right in. They work at three a W in Melbourne, 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:28.560 and they also had a fuck up midday on Tuesday. 0:14:28.640 --> 0:14:30.400 Should we go back and listen three W. 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:33.040 Well, apparently it was a fuck up that on air 0:14:33.640 --> 0:14:37.440 was smooth and seamless, but on their end all the 0:14:37.480 --> 0:14:40.000 computers went to black and so he was just aimlessly clicking, 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:42.160 going I hope to fuck, I'm firing off the right things. 0:14:42.440 --> 0:14:44.360 I imagine you just going in blind and having a 0:14:44.400 --> 0:14:46.320 blindfold trying to hit the right sound effect. 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:46.880 It's shocking. 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:50.040 Oh so, yeah, the curse is alive and real. 0:14:50.360 --> 0:14:50.920 Here's the thing. 0:14:51.080 --> 0:14:53.840 I didn't fuck up because I'm a contument professional. However, 0:14:54.120 --> 0:14:57.120 we have a new team member on the night show team, 0:14:57.120 --> 0:15:00.720 the radio show we do at nights for Kiss. She's 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:04.840 a new traffic presenter. Traffic is in between songs and 0:15:04.880 --> 0:15:06.880 ads on the radio we have to go to traffic 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:07.760 because people are in their. 0:15:07.640 --> 0:15:09.320 Cars, they're driving. We've talked about traffic. 0:15:09.400 --> 0:15:11.360 Do you think Jenna and I have just been born 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:11.840 or something. 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:14.320 I'm not talking to you, I'm addressing to people listening 0:15:14.360 --> 0:15:14.600 in case. 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:16.480 I'm Most people know what traffic is. 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:16.800 Okay. 0:15:16.840 --> 0:15:19.000 We have a new traffic reporter on my show, and 0:15:19.120 --> 0:15:21.920 for my liking, she's far too fucking chirpy for her 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:22.680 own good. 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:24.600 Oh do you reckon? She should be a bit more 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:27.760 like doom and gloom. Oh, it's a fucking nightmare on 0:15:27.800 --> 0:15:30.080 our own. Imagine me as a traffic reporter. 0:15:30.200 --> 0:15:31.240 Oh that's what I want. 0:15:31.280 --> 0:15:34.680 I'd be like, stay home, not worth it now past 0:15:34.760 --> 0:15:36.640 your road's fucked. 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:39.920 She's far too happy to be reporting on horrendous accidents 0:15:39.960 --> 0:15:40.920 that have happened on the road. 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:43.120 Oh yeah, that's a bit fucking tricky you. 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:47.000 She gets pleasure from reporting on the traffic incidents. So 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:49.080 this is during my show, I throw it on an ad 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:51.240 break and this is the live traffic report that went 0:15:51.280 --> 0:15:53.960 to where last night on Kiss and listen to this. 0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:58.080 Look how the multi hingicle crash on the road at 0:15:58.080 --> 0:16:01.880 Samantha Riley Drive, closing one family and on sept we 0:16:01.920 --> 0:16:04.360 have a car breakdown on Manly Road of Eppel Street 0:16:04.440 --> 0:16:07.480 causing heavy traffic eastbound. In Diron Matto there's been a 0:16:07.520 --> 0:16:10.320 truck breakdown from Victoria Road on ran from jams through 0:16:10.320 --> 0:16:13.560 Strive calling eastbound delays. And just to reminder that tonight 0:16:13.600 --> 0:16:16.680 in Waterloo we had scheduled maintenance bus on Macklom Street 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:20.320 at Gabiball Avenue from ten am to five am. Clarendon 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:24.160 Homes is celebrating five years after Gone and back. Now 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:27.480 you'll get a forty five thousand dollar cash discount on 0:16:27.560 --> 0:16:31.720 your new home with their bigger living promotion Clarendon dot Com. 0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:34.560 Say you pep up, pep up? 0:16:35.040 --> 0:16:36.360 She couldn't pep up if she tried. 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:39.240 No, are you right? Actually she needs to pep down? Yes, 0:16:39.360 --> 0:16:39.960 too much. 0:16:40.160 --> 0:16:42.400 Imagine if she was sand Ba Sully and she's like, 0:16:42.760 --> 0:16:46.200 good evening. We've had a triple homicide today on our streets. 0:16:46.240 --> 0:16:48.120 Exactly. That's horrendous. 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:51.680 Fourteen car pile up, twelve dead outside of school in 0:16:51.800 --> 0:16:52.560 South Melbourne. 0:16:52.640 --> 0:16:54.800 Right now, hungry Jack's too for one meal. 0:16:55.000 --> 0:16:57.640 See that bit at the end, the little ad the 0:16:57.640 --> 0:16:59.520 credit line. You're allowed to be perky for that but 0:16:59.560 --> 0:17:01.280 the rest of the traffic report, I feel that you 0:17:01.360 --> 0:17:03.680 have to have an air of sorry about that told 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:06.560 to your voice, like, well the two car pile up 0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:08.879 as if like, oh, that's not good. But she's like 0:17:08.920 --> 0:17:11.280 a two car pile up racing now. 0:17:11.680 --> 0:17:15.280 She's almost advertising and I think, yeah, fourteen did get 0:17:15.320 --> 0:17:17.199 in while you care? 0:17:17.080 --> 0:17:22.000 We also saying where we're currently blah blah, yes, yeah, yeah, 0:17:22.040 --> 0:17:23.320 Ki Claruso doesn't do that. 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:26.720 Wait, that's a good pickup. She's caused these accidents. 0:17:27.040 --> 0:17:29.520 She sounds like she's a hitman detailing what she's working on. 0:17:29.840 --> 0:17:33.040 We're currently got a fucking two car pile up. Yeah, 0:17:33.359 --> 0:17:36.840 that with me, I've caused in nineteen. 0:17:36.480 --> 0:17:39.480 Cards trapped her incident. Are you my way? 0:17:40.359 --> 0:17:40.919 Oh? 0:17:40.960 --> 0:17:43.720 It's just laughable. And I'm sure she's a lovely woman. 0:17:43.760 --> 0:17:44.800 She's very new as well. 0:17:44.840 --> 0:17:46.040 Are you going to give her the feedback? 0:17:46.760 --> 0:17:46.960 Oh? 0:17:47.040 --> 0:17:50.200 I think that'd hurt her feelings. I don't think I could. Oh, 0:17:50.320 --> 0:17:54.400 you've just besmirched her name publicly on our multimillion dollar 0:17:54.480 --> 0:17:55.960 Growthing award winning pod. 0:17:56.080 --> 0:17:57.439 She's doing a brilliant job. 0:17:57.960 --> 0:17:59.840 Just pull back a bit. Yeah, read the room. But 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:02.760 people aren't happy there, like people in that traffic are 0:18:02.800 --> 0:18:04.240 cursing your name totally. 0:18:04.280 --> 0:18:07.480 It's too positive. It's far too positive. Yeah, okay, anyway, 0:18:07.480 --> 0:18:08.679 that's that's something that I noticed. 0:18:08.720 --> 0:18:10.320 I've kind of got a very similar is it just 0:18:10.359 --> 0:18:12.680 me this week, but it's the opposite where people aren't 0:18:12.720 --> 0:18:15.840 positive enough. Oh really, okay you want to jump in yep, 0:18:15.840 --> 0:18:20.040 I'm ready, all right, let's go. Is it just me? 0:18:22.400 --> 0:18:25.280 Is the whole point of going to a comedy show 0:18:25.600 --> 0:18:26.800 to fucking laugh? 0:18:27.640 --> 0:18:27.680 You? 0:18:27.840 --> 0:18:27.919 No? 0:18:28.040 --> 0:18:29.560 Shit? Is that not the point? 0:18:30.240 --> 0:18:33.520 Yes, that's the whole to get mad at we laugh 0:18:33.600 --> 0:18:34.480 at your shows. 0:18:34.640 --> 0:18:36.440 No, I believe that you guys. There was a couple 0:18:36.480 --> 0:18:39.240 of times I did hear your Broottonus laugh over the crowd, Mitchell. 0:18:39.640 --> 0:18:40.200 It was there. 0:18:40.280 --> 0:18:42.760 Yeah, only a couple. But there was a few people 0:18:42.800 --> 0:18:44.600 that said to me after my comedy shows which I 0:18:44.600 --> 0:18:46.640 did in Sydney last week, they were like, oh my god, 0:18:46.680 --> 0:18:48.160 that was so great. I had to try and stop 0:18:48.160 --> 0:18:51.920 myself from laughing too loud. I was like, why would 0:18:51.960 --> 0:18:54.639 you do that to me? Yeah, that's stupid. Why the 0:18:54.640 --> 0:18:56.880 fuck would you try and stop yourself from laughing. That's 0:18:56.920 --> 0:18:59.040 actually what I'm aiming to achieve here. 0:18:59.119 --> 0:19:00.960 It's like a paramedic home from a hard day at 0:19:01.000 --> 0:19:02.520 work and going, God, I almost had to stop a 0:19:02.520 --> 0:19:05.480 heart attack, like, yes, you did, hope you did. 0:19:05.960 --> 0:19:08.200 It's like going to a brothel for a fucking chat, 0:19:08.359 --> 0:19:10.639 you know, No, you're there for a fuck and you're 0:19:10.680 --> 0:19:12.000 at a comedy show for a laugh. 0:19:12.080 --> 0:19:12.280 Yes. 0:19:12.520 --> 0:19:14.040 One of my neighbors from bogen Gate, she goes, I 0:19:14.040 --> 0:19:16.280 had to stop myself from laughing. I was like, what, 0:19:16.440 --> 0:19:19.200 You've come all this way hour and you're not gonna 0:19:19.240 --> 0:19:22.040 laugh at me even bloody alright. Hay came to my 0:19:22.160 --> 0:19:24.760 opening night and he was like, oh my god. I 0:19:24.840 --> 0:19:27.920 was trying so hard not to laugh too loud, which, 0:19:28.040 --> 0:19:30.040 by the way, he needs to try a bit harder 0:19:30.080 --> 0:19:32.280 because he was laughing so fucking loud. There was one 0:19:32.280 --> 0:19:33.880 point where I had to acknowledge it because I could 0:19:33.920 --> 0:19:36.320 hear him laugh over everyone I was recording that night. 0:19:36.359 --> 0:19:38.199 Do you want to hear that? You'll be able to 0:19:38.240 --> 0:19:40.680 notice the right Hayes laugh above everyone else's Ready, Okay, 0:19:49.440 --> 0:19:50.480 I recognize. 0:19:53.400 --> 0:19:54.560 Sounds like a tickle me Elmo. 0:19:54.760 --> 0:19:56.399 But that's the sort of people I want in the 0:19:56.440 --> 0:19:59.280 crowd because it's a little bit like sometimes if it's 0:19:59.280 --> 0:20:00.560 a bit of a dud knight, I feel all it 0:20:00.560 --> 0:20:02.880 takes is one loud laugh up that gives everyone else 0:20:02.880 --> 0:20:05.320 permission to laugh. It's like a Mexican wave. One person 0:20:05.359 --> 0:20:07.480 starts it and eventually everyone cottens on. 0:20:07.560 --> 0:20:09.399 Yeah, you're right. I love it a loud one. 0:20:09.480 --> 0:20:09.720 Yeah. 0:20:09.760 --> 0:20:13.399 I just love having a loud, obnoxious laugh because sometimes 0:20:13.480 --> 0:20:15.359 if what I said wasn't that funny, people are laughing 0:20:15.359 --> 0:20:15.800 at the laugh. 0:20:16.480 --> 0:20:17.359 That's very true. 0:20:17.600 --> 0:20:19.560 There were people laughing like crazy. I mean, we had 0:20:19.600 --> 0:20:21.560 your show last Friday night at the time of record 0:20:21.600 --> 0:20:24.200 in Sydney. Met some lovely idiots. That was very very nice. 0:20:25.160 --> 0:20:27.439 But you the shows were you didn't No one had 0:20:27.440 --> 0:20:29.280 to force the laugh. It was very very good, Mitchell. 0:20:29.320 --> 0:20:31.760 By the way, I thank you for you glad you 0:20:31.800 --> 0:20:34.920 think so. I was chatting to people after the shows 0:20:34.920 --> 0:20:36.720 and people coming up to me and I could see 0:20:36.760 --> 0:20:38.960 you just standing there, Mitchell, minding your own fucking business, 0:20:39.400 --> 0:20:40.960 and people would say to me, oh my god, I 0:20:41.000 --> 0:20:43.720 love the podcast, and I'm like, oh, thank you so much. Darlin. 0:20:43.800 --> 0:20:45.600 Cheer is here, by the way, you better go say hi. 0:20:45.600 --> 0:20:47.359 And then eventually I see you getting swarmed here. 0:20:47.359 --> 0:20:48.800 There was a line at one point and I felt 0:20:48.840 --> 0:20:51.000 bad and then I did the same to your you know, 0:20:51.080 --> 0:20:52.200 Jenny's here, and then I said. 0:20:52.040 --> 0:20:55.119 Yeah, no, no, they came over to me. 0:20:55.240 --> 0:20:57.560 Then did they handle the yes? 0:20:57.720 --> 0:21:01.280 What about that chick, speaking of which some people also 0:21:01.359 --> 0:21:04.360 say to me, Oh, I felt bad because at your 0:21:04.400 --> 0:21:06.240 show I was laughing too loud. I had to stop 0:21:06.280 --> 0:21:09.040 myself because I've got such an embarrassing laugh. No, no, no, 0:21:09.160 --> 0:21:12.000 I want people with unique laughs there because they just 0:21:12.320 --> 0:21:14.520 their music to my ears. What about that chick? We 0:21:14.600 --> 0:21:17.199 ran into Oh my God after the show, and she 0:21:17.320 --> 0:21:19.800 had the fucking most iconic laugh ever. 0:21:19.920 --> 0:21:21.840 Well, yeah, the show was near the flight path, so 0:21:21.920 --> 0:21:24.280 I at one point thought that a three eighty was crashing, 0:21:24.520 --> 0:21:26.800 but it was just this girl coughing her lungs up 0:21:26.840 --> 0:21:28.280 because her laugh was so horrifical. 0:21:28.320 --> 0:21:30.280 Didn't you record a voice memo? Yeah, on your phone? 0:21:30.280 --> 0:21:32.600 I said to it, you need to stop and do it. 0:21:32.600 --> 0:21:34.080 Just cough into this microphone and laugh. 0:21:34.200 --> 0:21:36.800 It was kind of like half a laugh, half a cough, 0:21:37.400 --> 0:21:38.960 like an emphasim a laugh. 0:21:39.560 --> 0:21:41.440 I felt sorry for it. She needs to be checked out. 0:21:42.200 --> 0:21:44.520 I heard it laugh, and then I laughed at her last. 0:21:44.560 --> 0:21:45.879 See I love people like that. 0:21:46.359 --> 0:21:48.400 Okay, so I can't remember her name, but we love you. 0:21:48.720 --> 0:21:50.120 This was her laugh cough laugh. 0:21:50.600 --> 0:22:01.879 Okay, that's sick. 0:22:01.960 --> 0:22:09.040 You can hear me in the background there, but I 0:22:09.080 --> 0:22:12.000 was talking like losing my ship falling over laughing, because 0:22:12.000 --> 0:22:13.520 that is such a satisfying laugh. 0:22:13.600 --> 0:22:15.240 Hotly love you, Mitch. Funny than the show. 0:22:15.320 --> 0:22:19.000 That was absolutely I'll hand it to her. I enjoyed 0:22:19.000 --> 0:22:21.440 that more than performing the show. Can I get it. 0:22:21.400 --> 0:22:26.640 It's such a great laugh that actually makes my headphones rumble. 0:22:34.880 --> 0:22:36.040 You haven't hand sanitizement. 0:22:36.720 --> 0:22:43.760 That's sick. I'm so glad that I couldn't hear her 0:22:43.800 --> 0:22:45.880 laugh during the show, because that would have thrown me off. 0:22:45.760 --> 0:22:48.760 The whole God. Yeah, fuck. She since passed away. 0:22:48.800 --> 0:22:53.600 The report that she's died. She's no longer around barlet 0:22:53.640 --> 0:22:55.640 of course, cough girl. And we're very proud of your show. 0:22:55.720 --> 0:22:57.280 So Mitch, thank you very well. 0:22:59.520 --> 0:23:00.199 Is it just me? 0:23:02.720 --> 0:23:04.320 That's enough of these two? 0:23:04.520 --> 0:23:08.400 Look now, let's hear and is it just you? All right? 0:23:08.400 --> 0:23:08.760 Idiot? 0:23:08.800 --> 0:23:12.440 Callum? Put you to task. So far we haven't stopped down. 0:23:12.480 --> 0:23:13.320 Show has been live. 0:23:13.760 --> 0:23:14.400 Where are you at? 0:23:15.119 --> 0:23:18.080 I think I have I think I have someone yet? 0:23:18.480 --> 0:23:21.720 Great? Okay, So see that computer in front of your yeah, 0:23:21.840 --> 0:23:23.639 down the bottom in the chat box, type in the 0:23:23.720 --> 0:23:25.760 name and number, and we'll take it from here. 0:23:25.840 --> 0:23:28.280 Okay, okay, stand by, listen and is it just you? 0:23:28.440 --> 0:23:31.440 Is something that you've noticed you hate or appreciate? Mitch 0:23:31.480 --> 0:23:33.679 and I have done aurgems, So now we're handing it 0:23:33.680 --> 0:23:34.160 over to you. 0:23:34.640 --> 0:23:35.000 Idiot. 0:23:35.040 --> 0:23:36.000 Callum has found one. 0:23:36.080 --> 0:23:37.960 So and if you want to get on you get 0:23:37.960 --> 0:23:39.520 a prize as well if you make it on air. 0:23:39.640 --> 0:23:41.240 Sure you just got hit us up at couple of 0:23:41.280 --> 0:23:43.480 mitches on Instagram or you can send us a text 0:23:43.720 --> 0:23:46.160 for one two seven one two nine two. 0:23:47.560 --> 0:23:50.680 We've made it very very easy for Callum because is 0:23:50.720 --> 0:23:51.680 the head of the idiots? 0:23:52.000 --> 0:23:52.520 Yeah, that's it. 0:23:52.640 --> 0:23:54.159 It's like telling them the head of the P and 0:23:54.240 --> 0:23:57.040 C at a primary school calling Alex. 0:23:57.200 --> 0:23:59.480 Okay, here we go. Do we know what suburb Alex 0:23:59.560 --> 0:24:04.600 is from? You get Callum? Bellarette, Bellarette, gorgeous bellaratte Huh. 0:24:04.640 --> 0:24:06.600 Hold on, this is a cold call, Norman. We haven't 0:24:06.640 --> 0:24:09.119 prepared and have you prepped Alex. 0:24:09.119 --> 0:24:11.840 Barely Bluetooth and speaker. 0:24:12.000 --> 0:24:15.240 Let's let's just assume they know if they go, I'm 0:24:15.240 --> 0:24:17.280 just going to try to play the sound fixt right away. Yes, 0:24:20.320 --> 0:24:24.600 there's a lot of rings, Callum, Bunny. 0:24:24.640 --> 0:24:25.720 Tell her you calling. 0:24:27.280 --> 0:24:29.159 It's call. I'm gonna be furiously texting out there be 0:24:29.200 --> 0:24:30.440 like I need to back up, shut up? 0:24:32.720 --> 0:24:36.480 I love it? 0:24:36.520 --> 0:24:37.679 Is it just me? 0:24:40.320 --> 0:24:43.399 Does it really fuck you off? When you say to someone, 0:24:43.560 --> 0:24:46.800 haven't I say? And they say thanks instead of you two? 0:24:49.640 --> 0:24:50.400 You bitch? 0:24:51.080 --> 0:24:51.760 Hi Alex. 0:24:52.840 --> 0:24:55.680 Is the time I go to the bloody pharmacy, I say, 0:24:55.960 --> 0:24:58.159 have a lovely day, Paula and she goes, thanks, Alex. 0:24:58.440 --> 0:25:01.480 Oh you're saying it to the person said you yes, 0:25:02.240 --> 0:25:04.000 oh everyone. 0:25:04.119 --> 0:25:06.600 Or I'm on the phone at work and I say, oh, thanks, dol, 0:25:06.680 --> 0:25:08.320 have a lovely day, and they go thanks Alex. 0:25:08.440 --> 0:25:11.639 Wait, what's your problem? They're not reciprocating it back. You 0:25:11.720 --> 0:25:12.680 too would yeah? 0:25:12.720 --> 0:25:13.880 Yeah, yeah, oh you'd have to. 0:25:13.840 --> 0:25:15.399 Do with so you too? Or are they may be 0:25:15.480 --> 0:25:18.240 too traumatized about maybe your time. They went to Macco's 0:25:18.240 --> 0:25:20.760 and got a quarter pounder meal and they said enjoy 0:25:20.760 --> 0:25:22.000 your meal and they said you too. 0:25:22.359 --> 0:25:23.520 Yeah. 0:25:23.600 --> 0:25:25.920 I always say drive safe to uber drivers or text 0:25:25.920 --> 0:25:27.639 He's like, thank you, drive safe and they got you too. 0:25:27.880 --> 0:25:29.000 I'm walking that. 0:25:29.080 --> 0:25:31.080 Sean noticed that the other night, and he's the queen 0:25:31.240 --> 0:25:34.320 of fucking manners, so he started incorporating that into his repertoire. 0:25:34.320 --> 0:25:36.720 Do you mean drive safe? He fucking thought that was 0:25:36.760 --> 0:25:37.920 so charming when you said that to you. 0:25:38.560 --> 0:25:39.800 Yeah, you said it after the fact. 0:25:39.880 --> 0:25:41.639 He's like, I'm adding that to my roller decks of 0:25:41.680 --> 0:25:42.520 fucking niceties. 0:25:43.600 --> 0:25:45.040 Did I get a report card from Sean? 0:25:45.160 --> 0:25:47.800 Yeah? What are the other notes for it? About you? Sorry? 0:25:48.080 --> 0:25:51.280 Okay, sorry, yeah, Alex, maybe you need to be more convincing. 0:25:51.359 --> 0:25:53.200 Let's do a little role play pretendor at the chemist 0:25:53.240 --> 0:25:54.880 and we'll see how you say it, because it might 0:25:54.920 --> 0:25:55.240 be you. 0:25:55.720 --> 0:25:58.960 Jenner is your pharmacist. Jenne's a pharmacist. You've just prescribed 0:25:59.000 --> 0:25:59.800 her ozempic. 0:26:00.080 --> 0:26:06.240 Okay, always Hi Jenna, Hi, I've got them pick. 0:26:07.400 --> 0:26:10.280 Oh thanks, Jenna really needs that for him. Hey, how 0:26:10.280 --> 0:26:11.520 would you day? 0:26:11.920 --> 0:26:12.240 Good? 0:26:13.960 --> 0:26:14.400 That's good? 0:26:16.200 --> 0:26:16.520 Thank you? 0:26:16.800 --> 0:26:17.760 Any busy one for you? 0:26:18.320 --> 0:26:20.479 I'm very busy, so awkward. 0:26:20.600 --> 0:26:22.760 Oh that's a shame. You're be excited when you go 0:26:22.880 --> 0:26:23.280 off work. 0:26:24.000 --> 0:26:27.000 Yeah yeah, all right. 0:26:26.880 --> 0:26:32.440 Well you have a good day you too? Oh? Thanks, 0:26:32.480 --> 0:26:33.120 no problem. 0:26:33.560 --> 0:26:33.720 Right. 0:26:33.800 --> 0:26:35.920 So, on a scale of one to Jenna, how rude 0:26:35.960 --> 0:26:37.600 are the farmers if you're actually dealing. 0:26:37.440 --> 0:26:40.040 With well, one a scale of one to Jenner, I 0:26:40.119 --> 0:26:42.719 say she's never going to be a professional actors. 0:26:43.880 --> 0:26:47.320 That was the worst experienced Jenner has a very good 0:26:47.400 --> 0:26:52.480 improv yes, and you went no, but the complete yes. 0:26:52.680 --> 0:26:54.640 I know that's improv No. 0:26:54.640 --> 0:26:56.480 No, And so what do you do for work, Alex? 0:26:56.680 --> 0:26:58.480 You mentioned that you have to deal with people on 0:26:58.520 --> 0:26:58.960 the phone a. 0:26:58.960 --> 0:26:59.840 Log at school. 0:27:00.119 --> 0:27:01.879 What was that, I'm always on the French people. I'm 0:27:01.880 --> 0:27:03.399 the music administrator at a school. 0:27:03.920 --> 0:27:08.159 Oh right, yeah, we're in school. That was right now 0:27:08.160 --> 0:27:09.640 if we fucking dragged away from work? 0:27:10.040 --> 0:27:11.960 Oh, I was just making a tasty. 0:27:11.840 --> 0:27:15.399 Oh gorgeous, lovely. Well, thanks for being available at the 0:27:15.440 --> 0:27:17.520 last minute when we sit Calum that challenge. 0:27:17.920 --> 0:27:19.840 That's all right. I'm always here for my boy cow 0:27:20.320 --> 0:27:20.600 we love. 0:27:20.720 --> 0:27:23.200 How long have you been listening for It's. 0:27:23.080 --> 0:27:25.360 Not My Cup of Tea? 0:27:25.640 --> 0:27:27.080 God, you're good, Alex. 0:27:28.320 --> 0:27:30.760 I just followed you when you evolved beach Tours. 0:27:31.160 --> 0:27:33.520 Oh yeah, well, thanks for sticking around. I'm glad I 0:27:33.520 --> 0:27:34.600 haven't boarded it as yet. 0:27:34.760 --> 0:27:35.359 Yeah. 0:27:35.560 --> 0:27:38.880 One thing I've noticed, True doesn't gag when people talk 0:27:38.920 --> 0:27:39.920 about and then cut anymore. 0:27:40.240 --> 0:27:43.359 I know because I've grown up True. Because also, this 0:27:43.440 --> 0:27:46.720 particular podcast right here, right now has outlived Not my 0:27:46.760 --> 0:27:49.040 Cup of Tea. We've done more episodes, so I don't 0:27:49.080 --> 0:27:51.200 think not my Cup of tea is a threat anymore. Totally. 0:27:51.600 --> 0:27:51.800 Yeah. 0:27:51.920 --> 0:27:53.880 My friends used to laugh at all the sitcoms before, 0:27:53.960 --> 0:27:57.000 but then when it became friends need to that's us. 0:27:57.359 --> 0:27:58.600 Did you say you're a music teacher. 0:27:59.600 --> 0:28:02.520 I'm the he's an administrator, but I do teach trumpet sometimes. 0:28:02.680 --> 0:28:03.040 Really. 0:28:03.080 --> 0:28:07.840 Wow, Well i've got your favorite student, John here. John 0:28:07.960 --> 0:28:08.800 performed for Alex. 0:28:11.560 --> 0:28:17.000 Wow, John, you've been practicing. That's better than the Chip 0:28:17.040 --> 0:28:18.600 Hook Cross fans you played to me last week. 0:28:21.280 --> 0:28:21.879 Thanks John. 0:28:25.560 --> 0:28:27.880 I haven't learned how to share the stage yet. 0:28:28.000 --> 0:28:29.760 I haven't planned how to bring it in yet, and 0:28:29.760 --> 0:28:30.360 I freaked out. 0:28:30.680 --> 0:28:34.720 Thanks Alex our dm DM oh idiot, idiot Calum and 0:28:34.800 --> 0:28:35.200 he'll get. 0:28:35.080 --> 0:28:38.040 Your private by the way, Alex, don't forget. It's pig 0:28:38.080 --> 0:28:39.960 Week this week. Alex. So when the episode drops, what 0:28:39.960 --> 0:28:41.160 are you going to be pigging out on? What's your 0:28:41.200 --> 0:28:42.160 guilty little tree? 0:28:42.960 --> 0:28:47.880 Oh? We'll mash. He's about a KFC which has. 0:28:48.000 --> 0:28:49.320 I've got them right in front of me. It's my 0:28:49.360 --> 0:28:50.200 first ever mashing. 0:28:50.760 --> 0:28:53.560 Oh they'll be the best. I'll listen to them, listen 0:28:53.600 --> 0:28:54.920 to eating them, and I'll eat myself. 0:28:55.040 --> 0:28:58.000 Yeah, what are you going to eat for pig Week? 0:28:58.040 --> 0:29:00.320 When it comes to the perfect the wrong time. 0:29:00.360 --> 0:29:04.200 While that would have been so good to do a 0:29:04.280 --> 0:29:05.920 take two go on, that would be so. 0:29:06.120 --> 0:29:08.360 I can see you're in one of these foul sound 0:29:08.400 --> 0:29:12.680 effect moods today, so get out of the system at 0:29:12.760 --> 0:29:13.200 your time. 0:29:13.360 --> 0:29:17.160 You're sorry, it's really good, Alex, stay there, Jenna, what 0:29:17.200 --> 0:29:18.080 are you having for pease? 0:29:18.080 --> 0:29:19.000 Mitch has mashes? Jenna? 0:29:19.000 --> 0:29:20.280 What are you having for pig Week this week? 0:29:20.320 --> 0:29:21.480 Tell us at your time? 0:29:21.640 --> 0:29:23.520 Your bubble tea can be as unique as you. 0:29:23.600 --> 0:29:28.840 I like to keep it simple, Ky, you have to find. 0:29:28.600 --> 0:29:29.320 The right one. 0:29:29.920 --> 0:29:31.200 You did so fucking many. 0:29:32.400 --> 0:29:35.240 My favorite chantey, that's what you needed. Okay, here we go. 0:29:35.440 --> 0:29:38.880 Okay, take that well, Mitch has the mashes, Jenna, what 0:29:38.880 --> 0:29:40.000 are you having for pigweek? 0:29:40.000 --> 0:29:40.840 Tell us what you brought? 0:29:41.040 --> 0:29:43.960 My favorite chart time is Poppet like his peach. 0:29:43.840 --> 0:29:47.040 Line is brown sugar with that would have been perfect 0:29:47.160 --> 0:29:49.840 had you executed it well. Yeah, as you can see, 0:29:49.880 --> 0:29:52.080 idiot callum, it's a very well oiled machine. We run 0:29:52.120 --> 0:29:52.560 around here. 0:29:53.000 --> 0:29:55.320 I'm kind of scared because I'm glad I'm on this 0:29:55.360 --> 0:29:56.040 side of the glass. 0:29:56.040 --> 0:29:58.200 I'll just say that, Well, you're about to jump in here, 0:29:58.320 --> 0:30:00.000 so I wouldn't get to a company out there. 0:30:00.280 --> 0:30:01.959 God, yeah, shall we bring him in? 0:30:02.120 --> 0:30:04.480 Yeah we better. Alex, lovely to have you on the show. 0:30:04.560 --> 0:30:05.240 Have a good day. 0:30:06.280 --> 0:30:09.240 Oh thanks everyone? 0:30:07.960 --> 0:30:12.520 All right, shall we do a top five. 0:30:14.560 --> 0:30:18.200 Top five this week? We are ranking the top five 0:30:18.280 --> 0:30:20.760 potato chips, the ones you get in the bag, not 0:30:20.840 --> 0:30:22.400 the chips that you'd get at the bloody fish and 0:30:22.480 --> 0:30:25.440 chip shop, none of that. And so idiot Callum who 0:30:25.520 --> 0:30:27.600 was here just kind of sitting in on the show today, 0:30:27.680 --> 0:30:30.320 we're putting him to work. We're all nominating our favorite chips. 0:30:30.320 --> 0:30:31.520 Get in here, please, Callum. 0:30:33.040 --> 0:30:35.600 Take a seat. You're going to We're going to provide 0:30:35.600 --> 0:30:38.160 you with our choices, and then your job is to 0:30:38.240 --> 0:30:40.640 rank them from five to one. 0:30:41.040 --> 0:30:41.880 Need a pen and paper. 0:30:42.960 --> 0:30:44.880 I've got a phone problem solving skills. 0:30:44.920 --> 0:30:49.360 I'm good forget, I offered. Okay, so I've brought my 0:30:49.480 --> 0:30:53.720 two favorite chips Jenna, Yes, I bought hers for her. 0:30:53.960 --> 0:30:56.280 But there you go. You've got yours and then you've 0:30:56.320 --> 0:30:58.000 got the other two and it's going to be rounding 0:30:58.000 --> 0:31:00.560 it so out. So it's even five. Who wants to 0:31:00.600 --> 0:31:02.080 nominate their chips first? 0:31:02.840 --> 0:31:05.640 I'll go first, Okay, yeah, okay, So my food chips 0:31:06.000 --> 0:31:07.200 are two classics. 0:31:07.480 --> 0:31:10.960 I actually in organizing this. Mitch and I sort of 0:31:11.000 --> 0:31:13.160 have many a phone call. I don't eat that many chips. 0:31:13.240 --> 0:31:15.840 We started bickering over the phone while we were debating 0:31:15.880 --> 0:31:16.840 the mind you, so I was like, save it for 0:31:16.920 --> 0:31:19.000 the podcast, and then he mentions I don't even like 0:31:19.080 --> 0:31:21.400 that many chips. I was like, we don't have to 0:31:21.400 --> 0:31:22.560 do a top half if you don't. 0:31:22.360 --> 0:31:25.080 Even it's ironic because that's like a black bear saying 0:31:25.080 --> 0:31:25.920 I don't like fish. 0:31:26.040 --> 0:31:29.240 It's like you've got you've got very few chips that 0:31:29.280 --> 0:31:31.600 you like, yes, and then there's no middle ground. All 0:31:31.640 --> 0:31:33.600 the others you just fucking despise. 0:31:33.680 --> 0:31:35.560 Oh, I won't touch. I will not touch. 0:31:35.840 --> 0:31:39.920 My two entries are the Red Rock Deli Sea salt 0:31:40.000 --> 0:31:41.240 and balsamic vinegar. 0:31:41.680 --> 0:31:46.320 Oh see, I don't like salt and vinegar in general. Really. 0:31:46.960 --> 0:31:48.920 I mean, if if I'm not fucking picky, if they're 0:31:48.920 --> 0:31:50.719 there at the party, I'll have a couple. Yeah, but 0:31:50.800 --> 0:31:53.560 I would never ever choose them. If I don't feel like. 0:31:53.800 --> 0:31:55.640 The joker at the end of a chip session after 0:31:55.680 --> 0:31:57.480 eating salt and vinegar, I'm not happy, Like you know 0:31:57.520 --> 0:31:59.840 how the corners of your mouth get all cut, your tuck. 0:31:59.720 --> 0:32:01.040 Gets all slicedyle. 0:32:01.120 --> 0:32:03.000 Good time to me. Oh I love that. Suck them 0:32:03.000 --> 0:32:07.040 over to idiot taste test each one. Why does this 0:32:07.160 --> 0:32:11.120 one say yeah? Why does this one say balsamic vinegar 0:32:11.200 --> 0:32:12.560 not just saltan vinegar. It's different. 0:32:12.600 --> 0:32:17.200 It's a deeper, more nuanced vinegar flavor. It's more you 0:32:17.280 --> 0:32:17.760 try calm. 0:32:18.960 --> 0:32:20.000 Have you had this one before? 0:32:20.320 --> 0:32:20.480 No? 0:32:20.520 --> 0:32:21.160 I don't think I have. 0:32:22.280 --> 0:32:25.160 I thought these were very very strong smell and the 0:32:25.160 --> 0:32:27.840 brand must be Red Rock Deli. Okay, we'll give it 0:32:27.840 --> 0:32:31.560 a go. Yeah, this crunch, good crunch. 0:32:33.800 --> 0:32:36.160 Okay, reserve your judgment for later. 0:32:36.200 --> 0:32:40.520 Okay, my next chips callum the kettle, sweet chili and 0:32:40.600 --> 0:32:44.240 sour cream, right, chuck meat now. 0:32:44.320 --> 0:32:46.280 Mind, I do like a sweet chili. But now when 0:32:46.280 --> 0:32:50.280 it's like everyone eating at the party goes they're actually 0:32:50.320 --> 0:32:51.920 really hot, like you know, when you just kind of 0:32:51.920 --> 0:32:53.840 shovel your mouth full of them and then you go, oh, wait, 0:32:53.960 --> 0:32:55.160 well there's an after taste. 0:32:55.360 --> 0:32:56.680 Calum, you got a wish chip there? 0:32:57.440 --> 0:32:57.600 Oh? 0:32:59.520 --> 0:33:00.200 Do you want to wish ship? 0:33:00.280 --> 0:33:00.360 Is? 0:33:00.480 --> 0:33:00.600 No? 0:33:00.840 --> 0:33:03.280 You fucking young generations. 0:33:03.920 --> 0:33:05.760 I don't know what a wish chip is, Like, what 0:33:05.760 --> 0:33:07.080 do they signify a wishchip is? 0:33:07.080 --> 0:33:09.040 When the chip is folded over and it's a heart. 0:33:09.680 --> 0:33:11.240 It's a it's got a good crunch because it's a 0:33:11.280 --> 0:33:12.240 half chip like a shell. 0:33:12.320 --> 0:33:14.160 But didn't mean anything. It's not like a wishbone right 0:33:14.160 --> 0:33:15.880 where you snap it or something. You make a wishes, 0:33:15.920 --> 0:33:18.440 you chew it, you will make a wish calum gard. 0:33:18.280 --> 0:33:19.520 For it, make a wish and chill. 0:33:19.880 --> 0:33:22.160 I thought that's what this was. Yeah, oh yeah, it 0:33:22.280 --> 0:33:28.320 is your greedy with your wishes cloth the chip cream 0:33:28.360 --> 0:33:33.320 and chili sour cream and chili. Hmm, okay, but too chili. 0:33:34.280 --> 0:33:35.200 No, it's a good balance. 0:33:35.280 --> 0:33:38.800 Okay, okay. By the way, I did notice that both 0:33:38.840 --> 0:33:41.280 flavors come in both Kettle and Red Rock Deli. How 0:33:41.320 --> 0:33:42.560 come you differentiated? 0:33:42.720 --> 0:33:45.560 It's very important, Okay, yeah, there is a different flavor 0:33:45.600 --> 0:33:47.760 profile to eat. It has to be those brands, and 0:33:47.800 --> 0:33:48.960 it has to be those flavors. 0:33:49.160 --> 0:33:52.400 So the Red Rock Deli Sultan bal stomaic vinegar, correct, 0:33:52.680 --> 0:33:56.200 But never the Kettle Sultan vinegar. Never. Okay, I don't 0:33:56.200 --> 0:33:57.120 even want to look at them. 0:33:57.160 --> 0:34:00.480 But jennk you pass me the balsamic, but your too chips? 0:34:00.480 --> 0:34:02.960 All right, my two. And by the way, I have 0:34:03.080 --> 0:34:06.280 brought these out at many a party in recent months 0:34:06.480 --> 0:34:09.280 and The feedback from friends has been, Oh my god, 0:34:09.480 --> 0:34:11.560 I'm so glad we're in this era. I forgot these 0:34:11.600 --> 0:34:14.640 fucking existed. These absolutely slap it is. They're good old 0:34:14.640 --> 0:34:16.200 fashioned burgering. 0:34:17.560 --> 0:34:18.399 That's a good one. 0:34:18.600 --> 0:34:19.279 That's really good. 0:34:21.120 --> 0:34:23.239 I got a party pack. You don't have to get 0:34:23.239 --> 0:34:26.240 stressed about what brand burgering. I think burgerings are burgerings. Really, 0:34:26.440 --> 0:34:27.359 burgerings are really good. 0:34:27.360 --> 0:34:29.239 They must own the patent on them, because there's there's 0:34:29.280 --> 0:34:30.200 no burgering ripoff. 0:34:31.600 --> 0:34:36.319 Burger men they got discontinued, Oh did they? 0:34:36.200 --> 0:34:39.600 They're amazing little men that you eat. Used to bite 0:34:39.600 --> 0:34:40.280 their head off first. 0:34:40.400 --> 0:34:43.200 I think the closest thing to a burgering would be 0:34:43.239 --> 0:34:45.600 a cheesel. But they're a bit fucking much for me. 0:34:45.880 --> 0:34:47.840 I agree cheesels too much. Put on your fingers and 0:34:47.880 --> 0:34:48.399 have some fun. 0:34:49.400 --> 0:34:50.560 Have you when it was the last time you had 0:34:50.600 --> 0:34:53.240 a bloody burgering years ago? They're good ship. 0:34:53.320 --> 0:34:55.680 Yeah, childhood friend's birthday party? 0:34:56.040 --> 0:34:58.440 Just come to my place, mate? Are there served fucking 0:34:58.520 --> 0:34:59.680 snacks every night? 0:35:00.080 --> 0:35:00.440 Rings in? 0:35:03.000 --> 0:35:03.480 Oh? 0:35:03.840 --> 0:35:06.560 Oh, they've changed that recipe? 0:35:06.719 --> 0:35:07.680 Bullshit? Give it here. 0:35:07.880 --> 0:35:08.319 Let us try. 0:35:08.880 --> 0:35:10.760 That does not taste like what I remember. 0:35:11.960 --> 0:35:14.200 Now, that's a gorgeous. But oh god, it's so good. 0:35:14.600 --> 0:35:18.000 I couldn't even finish the let me try. There's nothing 0:35:18.000 --> 0:35:18.680 different about that. 0:35:18.719 --> 0:35:22.120 What's up your No, it feels it with you. It 0:35:22.160 --> 0:35:24.399 feels weaker, the flavors not as there. 0:35:24.640 --> 0:35:26.440 If Carlum hadn't put that idea in your head, you 0:35:26.480 --> 0:35:31.279 wouldn't have thought that. I reckon, Thank you, Jenner. 0:35:31.440 --> 0:35:36.080 Okay, I know what it is. The flavor is enhanced 0:35:36.520 --> 0:35:37.720 after getting out of a pool. 0:35:38.560 --> 0:35:40.480 Yeah, I assumed, like. 0:35:40.480 --> 0:35:42.439 A childhood party, you've just had a swim for your mates, 0:35:42.520 --> 0:35:45.960 then everyone dives into the burger rings. It's a different experience. 0:35:46.080 --> 0:35:48.479 Yeah, there's nothing quite like diving into the pool, getting 0:35:48.520 --> 0:35:50.720 the burgerings and having some, but then the next handful 0:35:50.920 --> 0:35:53.680 you get the soggy ones on grab before. 0:35:54.200 --> 0:35:55.600 Maybe it's got something to do with the fact that 0:35:55.680 --> 0:35:58.560 I got the gigantic party bag of burger rings, whereas 0:35:58.560 --> 0:36:01.080 the tiny little package that you you know, you'd get 0:36:01.080 --> 0:36:03.560 those boxes of like favorite chips, you'd have all the 0:36:03.600 --> 0:36:06.040 tiny packets in a big box. Maybe, I don't know, 0:36:06.080 --> 0:36:07.560 there's something to do with the ratio. 0:36:07.880 --> 0:36:08.920 Yeah, maybe there's a lot. 0:36:08.760 --> 0:36:11.400 Of burglings in that packet. Maybe they kind of marinate 0:36:11.440 --> 0:36:13.520 in themselves when it's just a tiny little packet. Yeah, 0:36:13.520 --> 0:36:18.359 maybe my chicken one, my second one. I do need 0:36:18.400 --> 0:36:20.280 to paint a bit of theater of the mind. Okay, 0:36:20.440 --> 0:36:23.719 you're at the theater. M okay there, and this is 0:36:23.760 --> 0:36:25.759 one of the only few snacks on offer, and it 0:36:25.800 --> 0:36:28.239 makes you feel a bit lardy dark because you're like, oh, 0:36:28.280 --> 0:36:29.840 I'm at the theater. This is a special treat that 0:36:29.880 --> 0:36:31.440 I only get when I'm going to see a musical. 0:36:31.840 --> 0:36:32.319 It is. 0:36:34.360 --> 0:36:37.080 Get rid of it. That's not a chip in my eye. 0:36:37.080 --> 0:36:39.520 Sorry, yes it is. I would like to say that 0:36:39.800 --> 0:36:42.759 I wanted to just buy the original Pringles, and it 0:36:42.880 --> 0:36:45.400 speaks volumes that they were sold out, so I had 0:36:45.440 --> 0:36:48.560 to get this meat Lover's pizza flavor, which I have 0:36:48.640 --> 0:36:51.080 not tried. But just bear in mind that it's Springles 0:36:51.120 --> 0:36:54.440 as a concept, not necessarily this flavor. Wow, which how 0:36:54.480 --> 0:36:59.719 can you not find Pringles so satisfying? They all tesselate what? Well, look, 0:36:59.719 --> 0:37:01.120 they all just they're all spooning. 0:37:01.640 --> 0:37:03.759 Yeah you can see that, but no, because your hand 0:37:03.800 --> 0:37:05.959 gets stark and they all taste the same. I don't 0:37:06.000 --> 0:37:07.960 like them, no, And it's a biscuit that's. 0:37:07.920 --> 0:37:10.120 Tastes the same it's a biscuit. What do you mean 0:37:10.120 --> 0:37:11.520 they will taste all. 0:37:11.160 --> 0:37:13.480 The different varieties of pringles taste the same, that they're 0:37:13.520 --> 0:37:13.960 not unique. 0:37:14.080 --> 0:37:17.160 I'll let you try the bloody I'll try see. Look 0:37:17.160 --> 0:37:19.080 at how they are just like cozy up to each other. 0:37:19.239 --> 0:37:21.160 People are with bitch when they get a big bag 0:37:21.280 --> 0:37:23.400 of chips all the air, it's a rip off. This 0:37:23.440 --> 0:37:26.280 doesn't happen the tins full. Try and they all squeeze 0:37:26.280 --> 0:37:27.719 in as many as they can because they're the same 0:37:27.760 --> 0:37:28.879 shape and they all so. 0:37:28.800 --> 0:37:32.400 Your submission, Your submission is generic pringles. This is just 0:37:32.440 --> 0:37:33.080 what you could get. 0:37:34.880 --> 0:37:39.160 Oh god, I haven't had this flavor of meat lovers, 0:37:39.160 --> 0:37:43.640 but it's interesting. But it's Pringles is a concept. Callum right, 0:37:43.760 --> 0:37:47.600 they're awful Calum, like old crust Calum with the judge. 0:37:48.480 --> 0:37:49.280 They're a biscuit. 0:37:50.280 --> 0:37:51.160 What do you think. 0:37:52.520 --> 0:37:52.839 I mean? 0:37:54.360 --> 0:37:56.240 It tastes like diluted meat lover's pizza. 0:37:57.000 --> 0:37:58.680 Yeah no, they've kind of nailed that flavor. 0:37:58.800 --> 0:38:03.120 But that is a very accurate flavor. Yeah yeah, Noel, yeah, 0:38:03.239 --> 0:38:04.560 widely where it stands cheery. 0:38:04.600 --> 0:38:07.080 I don't understand your point where you say it's a biscuit, 0:38:07.200 --> 0:38:09.160 Like what what bisguit is? That thin. 0:38:09.440 --> 0:38:10.480 This is a biscuit. 0:38:10.640 --> 0:38:12.879 Yeah, look at the cookies and it's got a chip. 0:38:12.920 --> 0:38:14.640 It's not because the chip is a potato chip. Are 0:38:14.640 --> 0:38:15.480 they made from potato? 0:38:15.600 --> 0:38:18.560 Yes, yeah, they're just they are potato chips. They're in 0:38:18.560 --> 0:38:19.200 the chip aisle. 0:38:20.239 --> 0:38:22.000 Look what I'm holding up. That's an actual chip with 0:38:22.040 --> 0:38:25.080 potato markings in it. The brown spot. They're processed, they're mashed, 0:38:25.120 --> 0:38:26.959 they're being forced into a cookie shape. 0:38:26.960 --> 0:38:28.880 Well, it's like they've just got a cookie cutter, like 0:38:28.920 --> 0:38:31.480 they slice them all the exact same shape. It's not 0:38:31.560 --> 0:38:34.399 it's not haphazard like other chips. Anyway, I just don't 0:38:34.480 --> 0:38:35.640 like them, and I don't have to. 0:38:35.760 --> 0:38:36.279 I don't have to. 0:38:36.680 --> 0:38:39.640 So so far, the four we've put forward are the 0:38:39.719 --> 0:38:43.719 kettle chili and sour cream is it? Yeah, red rock, 0:38:43.800 --> 0:38:47.400 Deily salt and balsamic vinegar, the burger rings, the pringles, 0:38:47.400 --> 0:38:49.640 and now, Jenna, what are you putting forward? Okay? 0:38:49.680 --> 0:38:52.840 So these are my favorite. I love these. They're a 0:38:52.880 --> 0:38:55.439 bit different to all of yours. So, Mitch, you're gonna 0:38:55.480 --> 0:38:55.879 hate this. 0:38:56.280 --> 0:39:01.440 I I've chosen cobs, popcorn, lightly altered and slightly sweet. 0:39:01.600 --> 0:39:04.919 Jesus Christ when I asked her when I was doing 0:39:04.960 --> 0:39:07.640 the shop. I said, are you sure you're going to 0:39:07.680 --> 0:39:09.919 put that forward in the top five? Absolutely, you're sure 0:39:09.960 --> 0:39:11.760 that's the strongest holster back here. 0:39:12.480 --> 0:39:13.719 You know that's not a fucking gyp. 0:39:14.320 --> 0:39:15.640 Yeah, but it's still in a chip. 0:39:15.719 --> 0:39:17.720 Let me guess what was your next option? Grain waves. 0:39:19.000 --> 0:39:20.000 I do love a grain waves. 0:39:20.040 --> 0:39:21.920 I love a grain wave, but they're not a jip anyway. 0:39:21.960 --> 0:39:24.400 Whatever, callum, you've been a judge. 0:39:24.520 --> 0:39:27.040 See the thing about it's like a packet of popcorn. 0:39:27.280 --> 0:39:30.680 Popcorn has its place, but I think the microwave popcorn 0:39:30.719 --> 0:39:33.279 or the movie in a popcorn shit's all over this. 0:39:33.280 --> 0:39:35.720 This is like supposed to be help the conscious popcorn. 0:39:35.760 --> 0:39:38.719 And so it's cold, it's not that buttery. Oh it's 0:39:38.800 --> 0:39:40.440 nut free though, Oh really? 0:39:40.560 --> 0:39:43.600 Yeah shit, I didn't. I was going to say, the 0:39:43.640 --> 0:39:45.399 three of us haven't been nut free for a long time. 0:39:46.480 --> 0:39:48.400 Oh, I should get a few because it's salty and sweet, 0:39:49.560 --> 0:39:50.440 slightly salted. 0:39:51.520 --> 0:39:52.280 That's embarrassing. 0:39:54.320 --> 0:39:56.960 No, I think we know what number five is. 0:39:58.040 --> 0:40:00.920 Well said, do you know what I all slaps? 0:40:00.920 --> 0:40:03.040 By the way, while we're talking about popcorn, I have 0:40:03.080 --> 0:40:05.239 this vivid fucking memory of when I was in year 0:40:05.239 --> 0:40:07.799 five or U six or something, and they had a 0:40:07.840 --> 0:40:09.560 class party for like the last ave of the year 0:40:09.560 --> 0:40:13.080 and everyone had to bring a snack. I brought something 0:40:13.080 --> 0:40:15.240 that I thought was gonna win me so many friends 0:40:15.239 --> 0:40:19.280 because I thought it slapped, but everyone went, h yuck. 0:40:19.320 --> 0:40:25.000 Why'd you bring that rainbow popcorn? I love rainbow popcorn. 0:40:28.120 --> 0:40:31.600 It's just yark No, but I associate they're on part 0:40:31.600 --> 0:40:33.960 with Burgering, so like kid's birthday parties. Me, the rainbow 0:40:33.960 --> 0:40:35.239 pop pine was gorgeous. 0:40:35.520 --> 0:40:38.480 Yeah, but again the pool experience. I think if you're 0:40:38.520 --> 0:40:40.320 going to enjoy rainbow popcorn, you need to have just 0:40:40.360 --> 0:40:41.080 had a swim. 0:40:41.480 --> 0:40:42.280 I agree with Callum. 0:40:42.360 --> 0:40:44.160 I also think we are missing out on the plane 0:40:44.280 --> 0:40:48.280 Smith's Sea Salt, like everyone loves a plane Sea Salt, Chippy, 0:40:49.040 --> 0:40:49.680 the Crinkle One. 0:40:49.760 --> 0:40:52.000 Yeah, but that's safe. That's just too safe. 0:40:52.120 --> 0:40:54.600 True. We've gone our favorites, what we always go by 0:40:54.680 --> 0:40:55.520 and what we stand by. 0:40:55.640 --> 0:40:57.480 And if you're listening on Spotify, we might actually put 0:40:57.520 --> 0:40:59.920 in the comment section you can put forward any fucking 0:41:00.000 --> 0:41:01.960 ship that we may have neglected to put in the 0:41:01.960 --> 0:41:04.000 top five. I'll have it out with you. But who 0:41:04.040 --> 0:41:05.520 you should really be having it out with his calend 0:41:05.520 --> 0:41:07.719 because he's deciding the ranking to go. Well, have you 0:41:07.760 --> 0:41:08.640 worked on your thoughts? 0:41:09.920 --> 0:41:10.160 Yes? 0:41:10.440 --> 0:41:12.200 I have. Okay, it's a tough one. 0:41:12.360 --> 0:41:16.080 Take your time and we'll begin with number five. 0:41:17.120 --> 0:41:21.640 Okay, So look, I think it's pretty clear. The Cops 0:41:21.680 --> 0:41:22.800 sweet and salty popcorn. 0:41:23.000 --> 0:41:27.239 Yeah, no, we knew that. Jenna's no. No offense to 0:41:27.320 --> 0:41:32.200 Jenna because I'm not defense. Okay, Well, when I have popcorn, 0:41:32.200 --> 0:41:34.040 I just want it fresh from like the cinema. 0:41:34.160 --> 0:41:34.359 Yeah. 0:41:35.719 --> 0:41:38.640 Otherwise sweet and salty, No, it just doesn't go. Doesn't 0:41:38.680 --> 0:41:40.719 feel like the Cobs. Popcorn is something that a well 0:41:40.760 --> 0:41:42.920 intended mother would get it like. No, I'm not getting 0:41:42.920 --> 0:41:45.600 your chips in more at the popcorn. It's more healthy. Yes, 0:41:46.560 --> 0:41:47.400 maybe it's the trauma. 0:41:47.640 --> 0:41:50.799 My mother's done that before in a child's lunchbox, not 0:41:50.920 --> 0:41:52.000 in a broadcast studio. 0:41:52.200 --> 0:41:52.560 Correct. 0:41:52.680 --> 0:41:55.359 Correct, and Jenna stupid choice. 0:41:57.120 --> 0:41:58.960 Number four? Number four. 0:41:59.000 --> 0:42:02.480 Wow, Now this is tough. I was tossing up between two. 0:42:04.200 --> 0:42:07.280 I've decided to go number four. The Sultan Vinegar. 0:42:07.560 --> 0:42:11.440 Oh fuck, that's one of yours, me over right? 0:42:11.520 --> 0:42:11.759 Please? 0:42:11.840 --> 0:42:15.240 You love to feel like the joker? I fucking hate it. Really, 0:42:15.680 --> 0:42:18.239 that is, there is nothing enjoyable about feeling like I've 0:42:18.239 --> 0:42:21.560 been slashed at the mouth after a packet of chips. 0:42:21.920 --> 0:42:26.239 No, it's the sting. There shouldn't be repercussions with a chip. 0:42:26.280 --> 0:42:28.839 No, I feel like I'm being punished for the Sultan vinegar. Yeah, 0:42:29.160 --> 0:42:31.960 it does repeat on you, but that also makes you 0:42:32.080 --> 0:42:35.839 remember that you had the experience, because if you don't 0:42:35.960 --> 0:42:36.640 remember loving it. 0:42:36.640 --> 0:42:39.560 All exactly and then bid you accidentally licky lips and 0:42:39.560 --> 0:42:42.440 then you're like the remnants. 0:42:42.520 --> 0:42:44.560 Imagine pashing someone after a Sultan viner. 0:42:44.719 --> 0:42:46.279 Oh my god, shall we try it? 0:42:47.960 --> 0:42:48.360 Callum? 0:42:48.480 --> 0:42:54.560 No? Alright, so okay, now we're moving on to number three. 0:42:55.120 --> 0:42:59.680 Number three is pringles. Wow, oh co that means both 0:42:59.680 --> 0:43:01.840 of my You're in the top three, so I'm happy 0:43:01.840 --> 0:43:05.040 with that. Yeah, what's your idiot? 0:43:05.680 --> 0:43:06.560 It's a texture thing. 0:43:07.239 --> 0:43:11.319 I like a good crunch and pringles are good, but 0:43:11.400 --> 0:43:14.800 I don't feel as satisfied after crunching a pringle. 0:43:14.480 --> 0:43:16.160 Probably because they don't have air bubbles and shit in 0:43:16.200 --> 0:43:18.960 the middle like something. Yeah, yeah, I think they're crunching. 0:43:19.040 --> 0:43:20.040 Maybe it's got some dunce. 0:43:21.080 --> 0:43:23.200 I mean the flavors, all right, the Meat Lover's Pizza 0:43:23.400 --> 0:43:28.279 limited Edition. But no, there are better contenders. 0:43:28.560 --> 0:43:30.239 I stand with Callum, to be honest with you. 0:43:30.640 --> 0:43:33.160 I think that I think that fucking Pringles slap. I've 0:43:33.160 --> 0:43:36.359 done it to belittle you, but you've had normal pringles, right, yeah, okay. 0:43:36.040 --> 0:43:37.799 Good, that's taken into consideration. 0:43:38.160 --> 0:43:38.520 Yeah. 0:43:38.560 --> 0:43:41.200 So this means that Mitch, you and I both have 0:43:42.280 --> 0:43:45.080 one chip left in the final two. One of our 0:43:45.160 --> 0:43:48.200 chips will be crowned the number one most beloved chip 0:43:48.239 --> 0:43:48.880 in the nation. 0:43:48.880 --> 0:43:49.920 The next Chip Superstar. 0:43:50.200 --> 0:43:55.000 Correct, Yeah, Australia's next Chip Superstar and the winner of 0:43:55.040 --> 0:43:55.480 the title. 0:43:55.680 --> 0:43:57.520 On the podcast, Callum, you're. 0:43:57.400 --> 0:43:59.960 Going number two first, and the number one, okay. 0:44:00.120 --> 0:44:00.560 Number two. 0:44:01.120 --> 0:44:02.080 Number two. 0:44:03.719 --> 0:44:10.760 Is burger rings number one, sweet chilli and sour cream. 0:44:14.120 --> 0:44:17.560 Callum, adore, you give me those sweet chills. 0:44:17.600 --> 0:44:19.160 I'm not going to throw that to go everywhere. 0:44:19.320 --> 0:44:20.879 Oh my god. 0:44:21.600 --> 0:44:25.279 Look it was It was tough, but it came down 0:44:25.320 --> 0:44:28.000 to the experience of eating the chip, because I like 0:44:28.080 --> 0:44:30.759 how a chip makes me feel. Burger rings must be 0:44:30.800 --> 0:44:34.960 consumed after a party, get out, after appool. You know, 0:44:36.080 --> 0:44:37.880 they weren't soggy, so I had to go with the 0:44:37.920 --> 0:44:39.400 sweet chills. Our cream soggy. 0:44:39.440 --> 0:44:42.400 So first, my fucking pringles weren't punching en up and 0:44:42.480 --> 0:44:44.440 our my burger rings aren't soggy enough. 0:44:45.160 --> 0:44:47.400 God, sorry about it, but I mean I think a 0:44:47.480 --> 0:44:49.160 soggy ring isn't that bad of a thing. 0:44:49.920 --> 0:44:52.160 I've heard that you're quite partial to a soggy ring. 0:44:52.280 --> 0:44:53.319 Yes, I really am. 0:44:53.560 --> 0:44:55.720 Try well, I'm so sorry that my rings aren't soggy 0:44:55.800 --> 0:44:56.600 enough for your liking. 0:44:57.680 --> 0:44:59.960 Mitchell, try the winning chip and you actually had. 0:45:00.360 --> 0:45:03.879 Yeah. I like the balance between the sweet chili sour cream. 0:45:03.920 --> 0:45:05.719 I've had other brands. I get what Mitch is saying. 0:45:05.880 --> 0:45:08.200 It also depends on what kind of crowd you're trying 0:45:08.239 --> 0:45:11.080 to impress. If it's just my friends, my close circle, 0:45:11.440 --> 0:45:13.600 I'll whip out the burger rings. But if I'm like, oh, 0:45:13.760 --> 0:45:18.240 the Queen's coming over, sorry, Queen Consort, I better whip 0:45:18.239 --> 0:45:21.279 out the kettle. They're a bit fucking slightly higher to you. 0:45:21.400 --> 0:45:22.880 Much like Daryl le versus Cadbrec. 0:45:23.880 --> 0:45:26.480 I'm so proud of my little kettles. Jenny, you've got 0:45:26.480 --> 0:45:27.840 to try get in it. 0:45:28.640 --> 0:45:29.200 She's still in it. 0:45:29.280 --> 0:45:31.520 She's chowing down on that fucking popcorn. 0:45:31.719 --> 0:45:34.279 Okay, now, I'm with you. Those kettles, Slap. They're not 0:45:34.280 --> 0:45:35.560 too spicy. They're the perfect aunt. 0:45:35.680 --> 0:45:37.560 Yeah, a good balance, but I will say good ranking 0:45:37.600 --> 0:45:38.799 burger rings are really good. 0:45:39.239 --> 0:45:44.280 I thought it was a strong contender. Hmm this popcorns. 0:45:44.440 --> 0:45:46.120 I'm having a mart orgasm for these chips. 0:45:46.440 --> 0:45:47.360 Listen, Oh god this. 0:45:47.480 --> 0:45:48.600 Oh now they're so yeah. 0:45:50.760 --> 0:45:54.360 Yeah, I'm still a sure Louise I get the fuck out. Bye. 0:45:54.400 --> 0:45:57.480 So yeah, I'll take my chips with me. Yeah, take you. 0:45:57.880 --> 0:45:59.920 I'll take a cookie. I need to cleanse me palate. 0:46:01.360 --> 0:46:05.000 Bye yeah bye yeah. 0:46:06.280 --> 0:46:11.120 Is it just me? You can follow the show online, 0:46:11.400 --> 0:46:14.200 just search a couple of mitches. If you don't, you're 0:46:14.239 --> 0:46:18.400 a tickhead. I've got a moral conundrum. I need your 0:46:18.440 --> 0:46:22.880 two cents on here. Okay, So, if you've been keeping 0:46:22.880 --> 0:46:25.560 a close eye on my Instagram, you would know that 0:46:25.640 --> 0:46:27.200 I'm currently in my walking era. 0:46:27.360 --> 0:46:30.879 I've got you muted, unfortunately, but I can imagine that's fun. 0:46:30.960 --> 0:46:32.680 Well, I'm making it known that I'm in my walking 0:46:32.719 --> 0:46:36.080 era because I really was not getting enough steps in 0:46:36.120 --> 0:46:39.000 my day. There was one fucking day that I had 0:46:39.239 --> 0:46:40.840 a low of forty nine. 0:46:40.640 --> 0:46:41.960 Steps, Mitchell. 0:46:42.000 --> 0:46:44.759 That's shocking. I know. I know exactly what happened on 0:46:44.800 --> 0:46:46.960 that day. I had a big night, I was hungover, 0:46:47.320 --> 0:46:51.160 I woke up, walked to the office. Edited this podcast 0:46:51.200 --> 0:46:54.600 on a Sunday uploaded it went back to bed. Wow 0:46:54.640 --> 0:46:56.719 that was my fort nine step day, and I was like, right, okay, 0:46:56.760 --> 0:46:58.759 I need to fucking up the ante here. I got 0:46:58.800 --> 0:47:01.479 a notification the other day say oh, your average daily 0:47:01.520 --> 0:47:04.120 steps have risen this month. Fuck goes the hell? Hell done? 0:47:04.200 --> 0:47:05.240 How done? That's big. 0:47:05.560 --> 0:47:09.320 But the thing is, I've got this weird, fucking toxic 0:47:09.360 --> 0:47:12.520 trait where I hate aimlessly walking. I don't like to 0:47:12.520 --> 0:47:15.040 just go for a walk for no fucking reason. 0:47:15.120 --> 0:47:16.879 That's the point of it. But the reason is you're 0:47:16.880 --> 0:47:17.960 going to better your health. 0:47:18.320 --> 0:47:19.920 Yeah, but that's not enough of me. I like to 0:47:20.120 --> 0:47:21.960 kill two birds with one stone. I'm in a bitch 0:47:22.000 --> 0:47:24.200 and honey. So, like you know, people usually get pissed 0:47:24.200 --> 0:47:25.640 off when you get a little slip from the post 0:47:25.640 --> 0:47:27.080 office you have to go pick it up. I'm like, 0:47:27.360 --> 0:47:30.320 perfect it. Excuse to walk? That's two k's both ways. 0:47:30.320 --> 0:47:31.440 Oh so you need something to do? 0:47:31.640 --> 0:47:33.720 Yes, I need to be walking for a reason. Otherwise 0:47:33.719 --> 0:47:35.080 it feels like a waste of time, which I know 0:47:35.200 --> 0:47:36.520 is a stupid way of thinking about it. 0:47:37.000 --> 0:47:40.040 What about what about if you aim to finish a podcast? 0:47:40.320 --> 0:47:42.919 Well, sometimes podcasts are getting shorter and shorter of these days. 0:47:42.960 --> 0:47:43.759 Yea, they really are. 0:47:43.920 --> 0:47:46.040 And also what happens is I'll hit play on the 0:47:46.040 --> 0:47:49.120 podcast in the house and then I'll start procrastinating, and 0:47:49.160 --> 0:47:50.759 then the podcast is nearly finished and I'm like, I 0:47:50.760 --> 0:47:51.959 haven't even started the walking. 0:47:52.200 --> 0:47:54.319 I do the same thing. I take phone calls when 0:47:54.320 --> 0:47:56.280 I walk. I prefer to chat to people. 0:47:56.480 --> 0:47:58.719 Yeah, yeah, I do. I call my family, call you, 0:47:58.760 --> 0:47:59.600 meet you when I'm walking. 0:48:00.520 --> 0:48:02.160 Have I ever gotten a walking call for you? There 0:48:02.239 --> 0:48:02.440 you have. 0:48:02.520 --> 0:48:04.360 If I'm out of breath and sound like I'm about 0:48:04.360 --> 0:48:06.000 to die, then yeah. 0:48:06.080 --> 0:48:08.600 But one of my friends came up with a suggestion 0:48:08.719 --> 0:48:10.719 because I don't like to walk for no reason. They said, 0:48:10.920 --> 0:48:14.360 why did you become a dog walker? And I was like, 0:48:15.680 --> 0:48:18.520 fucking bingo. I love that because not only do I 0:48:18.520 --> 0:48:20.880 need a reason to walk, but I also need accountability 0:48:21.000 --> 0:48:23.959 and you're getting paid. True, well, I wouldn't even fucking charge. 0:48:23.960 --> 0:48:26.239 I don't mind. I just want to be able to 0:48:26.360 --> 0:48:29.120 have a reason to leave. And also someone's expecting me 0:48:29.120 --> 0:48:30.759 there at a certain time on a certain day, so 0:48:30.760 --> 0:48:33.080 I have to actually go. I can't bitch it. Yeah, 0:48:33.120 --> 0:48:35.200 because yeah, that's why do you think I'm going to 0:48:35.200 --> 0:48:37.360 polates classes? Because I have a time and a place 0:48:37.360 --> 0:48:39.799 to be there. You hate dogs, you're a cat guy. 0:48:40.040 --> 0:48:42.279 I'm actually not. I was always a dog person. The 0:48:42.280 --> 0:48:44.320 reason I didn't get a dog was because I was 0:48:44.360 --> 0:48:46.000 working here and didn't have time to walk it. 0:48:46.160 --> 0:48:46.919 Kay, fair, fair. 0:48:46.960 --> 0:48:49.399 But now that I'm a lady of leisure, essentially, I've 0:48:49.400 --> 0:48:50.520 got time to walk dogs. 0:48:50.719 --> 0:48:52.279 So you're gonna put a little tear off on a 0:48:52.280 --> 0:48:53.439 post it note around town. 0:48:53.719 --> 0:48:56.799 Well, I actually signed up to I don't know. It's 0:48:56.800 --> 0:48:59.040 sort of like a dog walking marketplace. It's an hour 0:48:59.360 --> 0:49:02.439 why does it what's it called? What is it called? 0:49:02.440 --> 0:49:05.719 Actually it's called not sponsored walk and wa. No, it's 0:49:05.760 --> 0:49:07.520 called poor Shake Porshaw. 0:49:07.520 --> 0:49:09.359 That's funny. Yeah, it's a very funny name. 0:49:09.440 --> 0:49:11.880 And so this was months ago. I set up my 0:49:11.880 --> 0:49:15.920 poor Shake profile. I got chat GBT to write a 0:49:15.920 --> 0:49:19.839 description thing. It's like, I'm a passionate, enthusiastic dog walker, 0:49:19.840 --> 0:49:23.000 blah blah blah blah, fucking mad about dog My is 0:49:23.080 --> 0:49:26.040 wagging at the thought of walking. Your beloved wouldn't have 0:49:26.040 --> 0:49:29.160 said tail wagging, Jesus, what's my tail? Oh? 0:49:29.560 --> 0:49:30.160 Stop it? 0:49:30.280 --> 0:49:33.480 But anyway, this was months ago that I signed up 0:49:33.719 --> 0:49:37.080 to be a dog walker, and I honestly fucking forgot. 0:49:38.040 --> 0:49:42.280 This week I got my first inquiry. Oh my god, 0:49:42.840 --> 0:49:45.800 my first customer. But this is where the moral dilemma 0:49:45.840 --> 0:49:46.200 comes in. 0:49:46.520 --> 0:49:48.719 You fuck them? No, sorry, I don't know. 0:49:49.560 --> 0:49:54.200 So they've inquired about me walking their gorgeous little dog 0:49:54.320 --> 0:49:55.400 named Ladybug. 0:49:55.480 --> 0:49:56.799 Okay, do you have a photo of Lady Book. 0:49:56.840 --> 0:49:58.319 I'm trying to find it, but I think poor Shake 0:49:58.400 --> 0:50:00.239 might be fucking glitching at the moment because it keep 0:50:00.280 --> 0:50:02.360 saying four h four being not found. I did have 0:50:02.360 --> 0:50:05.000 a photo of Ladybug. I'd love to show you one 0:50:05.040 --> 0:50:08.640 of those little fucking black more teasings. No, like a 0:50:09.000 --> 0:50:11.960 what do you call it? Fuck? A little black French bulldog. 0:50:12.480 --> 0:50:16.160 And so they are going away for three weeks, and 0:50:16.200 --> 0:50:18.200 there's a few days a week that their partner isn't home. 0:50:18.280 --> 0:50:21.880 So they want me to do Monday, Tuesday and Thursday. Okay, 0:50:21.239 --> 0:50:24.440 go right for three weeks. And so they want me 0:50:24.480 --> 0:50:26.080 to do it, and I really want to do it. However, 0:50:27.000 --> 0:50:30.799 here's the fucking problem. Right, two of the days I'm 0:50:30.800 --> 0:50:34.600 going to be in fucking ularu ah. Oh, and so 0:50:35.360 --> 0:50:38.360 tomorrow I'm doing my meet and greet with Ladybug to 0:50:38.400 --> 0:50:42.200 make sure I'm a good fit. Do I or do 0:50:42.239 --> 0:50:45.400 I not flag that I'm actually not available? Oh? No, 0:50:45.480 --> 0:50:47.720 because I really want to do it. I'm so excited. 0:50:47.840 --> 0:50:49.439 You can't get AI to help me with this one. 0:50:49.480 --> 0:50:51.680 AI can't walk the fucking dog. You need to be honest. 0:50:51.680 --> 0:50:53.239 You have to tell them that you can't. You're in 0:50:53.360 --> 0:50:56.000 ularu unless you want to take ding fucking beetle with 0:50:56.040 --> 0:50:58.640 you there and walk him around the red dot. 0:50:59.000 --> 0:51:01.520 Otherwise, no, but. 0:51:01.520 --> 0:51:03.680 I really want to do it. And I'm like, if 0:51:03.680 --> 0:51:07.400 this person's away for three weeks, how would they even 0:51:07.480 --> 0:51:09.920 know I don't if I don't turn up and walk it. 0:51:10.120 --> 0:51:12.399 That's the moral dilemma. Okay, I was thinking just tell 0:51:12.400 --> 0:51:14.040 them no, but I get it you're thinking of a 0:51:14.120 --> 0:51:15.480 lying as I. 0:51:15.560 --> 0:51:17.880 Really want to walk this fucking dog. I'm so excited. 0:51:17.920 --> 0:51:21.120 It's so how many days would you not be able 0:51:21.160 --> 0:51:21.640 to walk it? 0:51:21.719 --> 0:51:24.479 I think they're asking me to walk it three times 0:51:24.520 --> 0:51:26.439 a week for three weeks, so that's nine, So two 0:51:26.480 --> 0:51:27.040 out of nine. 0:51:27.480 --> 0:51:29.680 I think that's fine. The dog can have a rest. 0:51:30.000 --> 0:51:32.360 But I can't just leave the dog unattended. No, I 0:51:32.400 --> 0:51:34.640 would have to give the key to a friend or something. 0:51:34.719 --> 0:51:37.520 Wait, are you also feeding this dog day and every day? 0:51:37.520 --> 0:51:39.400 And night. We haven't nutted out the details yet. I 0:51:39.400 --> 0:51:40.520 have my meet and greet tomorrow. 0:51:41.360 --> 0:51:41.880 So they must be. 0:51:41.880 --> 0:51:44.399 If you're only working it twice a week or three 0:51:44.400 --> 0:51:47.479 times a week, someone else must be coming to feed 0:51:47.480 --> 0:51:49.080 it every other day because you got to feed a 0:51:49.120 --> 0:51:49.759 dog that morning. 0:51:49.760 --> 0:51:53.120 Another partner, So it's a couple. One of them's going 0:51:53.120 --> 0:51:55.239 away for three weeks. The other one is kind of 0:51:55.280 --> 0:51:57.200 in and out of the house. Sometimes they're sometimes not. 0:51:58.280 --> 0:52:00.920 And so the days that poor little lady bugs home alone, 0:52:01.320 --> 0:52:05.239 that's when they've enlisted Mitchell the darlingdog walker from Paulshake 0:52:05.320 --> 0:52:08.759 dot com Dot a yu ye to come in and 0:52:09.080 --> 0:52:11.880 pick up the slack. But I don't want them to 0:52:11.960 --> 0:52:13.680 hire someone else. If I tell them I can't do 0:52:13.760 --> 0:52:15.359 these days, they might hire someone else. 0:52:15.400 --> 0:52:17.520 Mitchell, there's plenty of dot and I'll have all. 0:52:17.440 --> 0:52:19.160 Nine shifts ripped out of my hand. 0:52:19.320 --> 0:52:21.799 Shifts sound like a fifteen year old about to work 0:52:21.800 --> 0:52:24.360 at McDonald's. No, say no, you don't want to be 0:52:24.480 --> 0:52:25.959 to be involved in the death of a dog. 0:52:26.920 --> 0:52:27.680 Why would it die? 0:52:27.840 --> 0:52:31.040 You just don't know. I catastrophize everything. So what if 0:52:31.200 --> 0:52:32.680 poor little gumdrop got hit. 0:52:32.560 --> 0:52:33.399 By a vase or something? 0:52:33.400 --> 0:52:34.680 When you weren't home, but you were meant to find 0:52:34.680 --> 0:52:35.840 it the next day, but you didn't because you're in 0:52:35.880 --> 0:52:36.440 the Red Center. 0:52:36.800 --> 0:52:40.600 But I wouldn't leave the dog there without anyone checking in. 0:52:40.640 --> 0:52:42.040 But would you get somebody else? 0:52:42.080 --> 0:52:44.759 You know? Is that an option? I don't know either. 0:52:44.800 --> 0:52:47.040 I'm honest, and I tell them there's two days I 0:52:47.080 --> 0:52:49.319 can't do here, and I risk them pulling out all 0:52:49.360 --> 0:52:52.719 together and going with someone else. Or I say sure, 0:52:52.800 --> 0:52:54.680 I'll be there, Mitchell, I'll be there. But then I 0:52:54.760 --> 0:52:57.000 just give their house keys to another friend they can 0:52:57.040 --> 0:52:58.160 go look after ladybug? 0:52:58.200 --> 0:52:59.719 Are you angling that you want me to go and 0:52:59.760 --> 0:53:01.560 fill in for your two days and look after that? 0:53:01.640 --> 0:53:02.760 And I was hoping it off. 0:53:03.120 --> 0:53:04.480 I think that's a great idea. 0:53:04.680 --> 0:53:08.040 What are the dates? Monday and Tuesday, the fifth and 0:53:08.120 --> 0:53:11.640 sixth of June, anytime between eleven am and four pm? 0:53:11.760 --> 0:53:12.439 Just half an hour? 0:53:12.640 --> 0:53:13.160 Amazing? 0:53:13.280 --> 0:53:14.520 Oh, I actually can't. 0:53:16.400 --> 0:53:17.280 I can't Monday. 0:53:17.760 --> 0:53:22.319 I good Tuesday, but I can't Monday. I might be 0:53:22.360 --> 0:53:25.560 too confusing for poor little lady. Multiple new faces in 0:53:25.560 --> 0:53:25.879 the house. 0:53:25.920 --> 0:53:27.760 She would love me. I do smell of beef brisket, 0:53:27.920 --> 0:53:30.000 so she really enjoy my appearance. 0:53:30.000 --> 0:53:31.600 But then that would confuse her. If I'm coming in, 0:53:31.600 --> 0:53:33.759 then you're coming into the third gay man's coming in 0:53:33.800 --> 0:53:34.280 too much. 0:53:35.200 --> 0:53:39.239 I'm really confused now because the poor shake app it 0:53:39.239 --> 0:53:42.080 seems to be working, but my message history is gone. 0:53:42.320 --> 0:53:44.319 Oh my god, they've blocked you. 0:53:45.440 --> 0:53:47.719 I'm not kidding, they've blocked you. Like I checked this 0:53:47.760 --> 0:53:49.360 half an hour ago because I wanted the photo up 0:53:49.360 --> 0:53:50.920 on my phone to show you what lady Bug looks like. 0:53:50.960 --> 0:53:52.240 And now I don't have any message. 0:53:52.280 --> 0:53:53.800 Has you been ghosted by Ladybug? 0:53:55.160 --> 0:53:59.040 Ghosted? No, I'll be very up. 0:53:59.160 --> 0:53:59.840 This is devis. 0:54:00.480 --> 0:54:07.120 I'm really sorry broke it up. We not necessarily not 0:54:07.160 --> 0:54:09.600 necessarily no, but are likely. 0:54:09.680 --> 0:54:13.280 So look, look when I click view message in my email, 0:54:13.280 --> 0:54:14.680 they let me know when I've got a new message. 0:54:15.280 --> 0:54:16.680 They said, are you able to do a meet and 0:54:16.680 --> 0:54:18.480 greet this week? And I said sure Friday. When I 0:54:18.480 --> 0:54:21.800 click that four o four page cannot be found. Is 0:54:21.840 --> 0:54:24.839 it glitching or have I been ditched? 0:54:24.880 --> 0:54:28.239 Mitchell, you've been I think you've been ditched. Is there 0:54:28.239 --> 0:54:29.319 a phone app you can check? 0:54:29.880 --> 0:54:35.160 I'm trying that to Oh, then you've been ditched. I'm shattered. 0:54:36.280 --> 0:54:39.600 Hold on, Maybe Ladybug has passed and they've pulled blisting 0:54:39.680 --> 0:54:40.320 that's possible. 0:54:40.520 --> 0:54:43.520 But wait, look on the phone app, the messages doesn't 0:54:43.560 --> 0:54:47.799 work neither it's anything else. So maybe it is just 0:54:47.800 --> 0:54:50.040 a fuck up with the website. I could still be 0:54:50.320 --> 0:54:53.360 in the running to be Ladybug's part time babysitter. 0:54:53.480 --> 0:54:55.719 I can't imagine poor Shake's getting enough FOT traffic to 0:54:55.760 --> 0:54:57.080 have an on demand tech team. 0:54:57.120 --> 0:55:01.960 So for traffic, Yes, you're right, Portra. I love watching 0:55:01.960 --> 0:55:04.520 the cogs in your brain turn. Just then like what Yeah, 0:55:04.520 --> 0:55:05.160 I didn't get. 0:55:05.000 --> 0:55:07.239 It and I did get it, all right. 0:55:07.280 --> 0:55:09.120 Well I'm not helping you, but I don't think you'll 0:55:09.120 --> 0:55:13.399 need help because I think you've been fired. Yeah apologies there, yeah, 0:55:13.520 --> 0:55:15.320 sorry about that moral conundr and fixed. 0:55:15.440 --> 0:55:17.200 Yeah, at least you have an answer. 0:55:18.080 --> 0:55:21.360 Yeah, you've got your answer. But that was my first 0:55:21.400 --> 0:55:22.800 inquiry in months. 0:55:23.920 --> 0:55:25.799 That says something about your profile. We need to give 0:55:25.800 --> 0:55:28.320 it some work. If that's your first bite in months, 0:55:28.440 --> 0:55:29.200 what are you doing wrong? 0:55:29.320 --> 0:55:31.160 You were just the one accusing Porschhake of not having 0:55:31.160 --> 0:55:35.239 that much foot traffic. So poor traffic, poor traffic? Thank you? 0:55:37.160 --> 0:55:39.680 Oh no, well, how else am I supposed to advertise 0:55:39.719 --> 0:55:41.000 that I want to warp people's dogs? 0:55:41.040 --> 0:55:42.919 Print out a piece of paper, you cut little flat 0:55:42.920 --> 0:55:44.120 things at the bottom and then you put it on 0:55:44.160 --> 0:55:44.840 a flag pole. 0:55:46.040 --> 0:55:47.839 I don't want to give out my fucking mobile on number. 0:55:47.920 --> 0:55:50.200 All right, if you were in the Sydney metropolitan area 0:55:50.239 --> 0:55:53.000 and you need your dog walked, and that's not a euphemism, 0:55:53.560 --> 0:55:56.200 Wolf Wolf, Mitch will do it for you, but not 0:55:56.280 --> 0:55:58.120 in the dates that he is in the Red Center. 0:55:57.840 --> 0:55:58.560 Because he's busy. 0:55:58.719 --> 0:56:02.120 Yeah, there you go, transparent open I reckon, you'll get bookings, Mitchell. 0:56:02.160 --> 0:56:03.480 All you need to do is send us a text 0:56:03.480 --> 0:56:04.320 to what number. 0:56:05.160 --> 0:56:06.920 Over one two seven, two nine two. 0:56:07.000 --> 0:56:07.520 That's all right. 0:56:08.560 --> 0:56:10.600 Also, if you've got any other animals, Mitchell, walk them. 0:56:10.600 --> 0:56:12.960 You can walk a rabbit these days, you know in 0:56:13.000 --> 0:56:13.600 the world. 0:56:13.360 --> 0:56:15.480 I've had experience with guinea pick handling. I can walk 0:56:15.480 --> 0:56:16.000 at guinea pig. 0:56:16.080 --> 0:56:17.719 Yeah, he host this show with me every week, so 0:56:17.960 --> 0:56:18.920 you can handle a rodent. 0:56:19.400 --> 0:56:20.560 Yeah, you got the pig bit right. 0:56:20.600 --> 0:56:22.680 All right, Well, good luck, Mitchell. Keep us up up 0:56:22.719 --> 0:56:24.800 to date with your new your newfound venture. 0:56:26.239 --> 0:56:27.680 I'm really stressed about this. 0:56:28.120 --> 0:56:28.439 Be wrong. 0:56:28.480 --> 0:56:30.399 I hope that this app just starts working again. 0:56:30.520 --> 0:56:34.200 Maybe Lady Bean all or whatever, run away, lady bug, 0:56:34.480 --> 0:56:35.080 Lady fuck. 0:56:35.680 --> 0:56:37.600 They're actually very hard to find lady bugs. 0:56:37.800 --> 0:56:39.080 That's true, they're rare. 0:56:39.960 --> 0:56:41.880 And maybe it's good luck that she landed on you. 0:56:42.000 --> 0:56:44.280 Yeah, I mean maybe it migrated for the winter. 0:56:44.680 --> 0:56:46.360 Yeah, that's a really good call. 0:56:46.400 --> 0:56:54.960 That's a really good well said. You're right, it's really 0:56:54.960 --> 0:56:59.520 good anyway. So basically, long story short, is it morally 0:56:59.560 --> 0:57:01.400 wrong to take the gig? But they're not turn up 0:57:01.400 --> 0:57:07.560 for two other days? Yes, Mitchell, being selfish, I just 0:57:07.600 --> 0:57:08.799 want some ladybug time. 0:57:09.440 --> 0:57:12.120 You'll get another booking with Ladybug. I reckon be transparent 0:57:12.160 --> 0:57:14.879 with them. Say, guys, I would love to work with Roach. 0:57:15.200 --> 0:57:17.520 However I cannot. 0:57:17.040 --> 0:57:20.720 Be there, but next time I definitely will. 0:57:20.760 --> 0:57:22.800 I'd love to work with you and your dog. I 0:57:22.920 --> 0:57:26.440 see us having a great future together. However I cannot 0:57:26.440 --> 0:57:28.600 make these dates. Don't play with people's pets. With a 0:57:28.760 --> 0:57:29.880 gay couple, you said partner. 0:57:30.560 --> 0:57:33.560 They just said partner gay in your suburb. 0:57:33.680 --> 0:57:35.840 I reckon that that dog to them is their baby. 0:57:36.040 --> 0:57:37.480 It's true you don't want to mess with them, and 0:57:37.480 --> 0:57:38.840 you also don't want to freak them out if they 0:57:38.880 --> 0:57:39.360 find out. 0:57:39.600 --> 0:57:41.440 You know, Mitchell, they could follow you. 0:57:41.480 --> 0:57:43.040 What if they follow you and they go let's see 0:57:43.080 --> 0:57:47.120 where ladybugs parent and guardian interim is and Mitch is 0:57:47.400 --> 0:57:49.960 frolicking on the back of a bus with a feather 0:57:50.000 --> 0:57:53.800 bower on his gay boyfriend wrapped around his waist. And 0:57:53.840 --> 0:57:57.080 then there's Ladybug, completely starved at home in the Inn 0:57:57.120 --> 0:57:58.320 West flat alone. 0:57:58.400 --> 0:57:59.320 That would never happen. 0:58:00.240 --> 0:58:01.200 I can see it happening. 0:58:01.320 --> 0:58:03.040 Why would I do that? Are you not posting about 0:58:03.040 --> 0:58:04.960 all the roof of those two days? Well, yeah, of 0:58:04.960 --> 0:58:06.480 course I will. But I'm not going to leave Lady 0:58:06.520 --> 0:58:07.240 Bug unattended. 0:58:07.360 --> 0:58:09.840 Yeah, but that little dog is very hungry all the time. 0:58:10.120 --> 0:58:11.800 Will They only want me to pop in for half 0:58:11.840 --> 0:58:13.959 an hour, three days a week. That's all they want, 0:58:14.160 --> 0:58:15.480 So I've better get someone else to do it. 0:58:16.520 --> 0:58:17.280 I'm not doing it for you. 0:58:17.280 --> 0:58:19.760 I don't have a time, Jenna, I can't. You said 0:58:19.800 --> 0:58:22.480 you could do tuesday. I can do Tuesday. I can. 0:58:22.600 --> 0:58:24.680 Yeah, I want my five dollar commission. 0:58:25.120 --> 0:58:25.840 Yeah that's fine. 0:58:26.080 --> 0:58:28.000 So you don't want to spook lady. 0:58:29.680 --> 0:58:32.400 Not all dogs are as easily spooked as you, Jenna. 0:58:32.840 --> 0:58:35.120 Yeah, I think the dog will be fine, Jenna. It 0:58:35.160 --> 0:58:38.760 will smell me coming. I get along well with dogs. 0:58:39.120 --> 0:58:42.680 Yeah, look at our partnership. I've been thriving for gears. 0:58:42.480 --> 0:58:44.880 All right, Mitchell, don't do it. That's my final verdict. 0:58:45.240 --> 0:58:47.160 Yeah, I was afraid you were going to say that. 0:58:47.200 --> 0:58:47.800 All right, let's go. 0:58:47.840 --> 0:58:49.520 I'm fucked off, all right, get out of here. 0:58:49.560 --> 0:58:51.800 Everyone needs a dog walked let me know. 0:58:52.000 --> 0:58:55.600 Okay, idiot callum. Thank you so much for being here. 0:58:55.680 --> 0:58:57.800 Yeah, thank you, thank you so much for having me. 0:58:57.840 --> 0:59:03.000 It's been a delight. You enjoyed it. It's fun. 0:59:03.080 --> 0:59:05.440 You're the first ever listener of the show to be 0:59:05.520 --> 0:59:06.520 and seeing it. 0:59:06.440 --> 0:59:07.800 Happen like, that's not true. 0:59:08.240 --> 0:59:08.640 Who was it? 0:59:08.720 --> 0:59:12.600 Remember Georgie? He brought in the cookies. Get baked by Georgie. 0:59:12.680 --> 0:59:14.320 She was really charming and warm and I felt really 0:59:14.320 --> 0:59:14.920 good having her. 0:59:15.120 --> 0:59:16.960 Yeah. 0:59:17.000 --> 0:59:18.720 Well, let's see where we stand. 0:59:19.760 --> 0:59:22.640 We're all sitting you fucking awarded your chips number one. 0:59:22.680 --> 0:59:23.640 Don't get satiny, I know. 0:59:23.720 --> 0:59:24.280 Thank you can. 0:59:24.400 --> 0:59:25.360 Don't start with me. 0:59:25.640 --> 0:59:27.800 I've still got a yoga that's been baking under these 0:59:27.880 --> 0:59:29.280 led lights or them. 0:59:29.360 --> 0:59:33.000 Yeah, it's probably curdled. Fine, we better get out of here. 0:59:33.040 --> 0:59:35.800 Okay. Yeah, let's go see you next week. Thank you 0:59:35.840 --> 0:59:36.880 for listening, appreciated it. 0:59:36.920 --> 0:59:38.760 Happy pig week. I hope you enjoyed your own little 0:59:38.760 --> 0:59:40.439 pig out at home. Listen my God. 0:59:40.520 --> 0:59:42.160 Happy pig Week everyone once again. 0:59:43.160 --> 0:59:44.720 This is the third an You will see you back 0:59:44.760 --> 0:59:48.120 next year for the fourth annual Pig Week. Not crazy, 0:59:48.480 --> 0:59:52.280 I love it too, four years all right? 0:59:52.320 --> 0:59:54.040 See when a week guys leave us a five star review. 0:59:54.040 --> 0:59:57.880 We Love Your Love Your Bye? Is it just me? 0:59:58.640 --> 0:59:59.880 Podcast by a couple. 1:00:00.920 --> 1:00:17.120 Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast? Oh callum? 1:00:17.120 --> 1:00:20.200 Do you know the intro to add brief? Welcome to 1:00:20.240 --> 1:00:22.640 add brief? This is our secret segment on the end. 1:00:23.080 --> 1:00:25.960 Just a couple of deckheads with add having a debrief. 1:00:26.680 --> 1:00:28.960 Couldn't have said it better myself. Really welcome. 1:00:29.080 --> 1:00:29.880 Come in here ma as well? 1:00:29.880 --> 1:00:31.320 Come in Yeah, no, I can hear it. 1:00:31.680 --> 1:00:32.040 Stand bo. 1:00:32.120 --> 1:00:33.000 It's a bit of a madhouse. 1:00:33.040 --> 1:00:35.200 I just walked straight past them and don't make eye contact. 1:00:36.480 --> 1:00:38.520 Do you eine want to Oh it's now a cold 1:00:38.520 --> 1:00:39.080 beef pie. 1:00:39.480 --> 1:00:42.240 No, I try one of these now, that's what I 1:00:42.240 --> 1:00:42.920 want to try. 1:00:43.160 --> 1:00:44.040 They're really good. 1:00:44.200 --> 1:00:45.080 That's what I really want to dry. 1:00:45.440 --> 1:00:47.360 Stand up and I have a little lay of the 1:00:47.400 --> 1:00:48.080 land and see where. 1:00:48.280 --> 1:00:49.880 So hang on, what are you handing me out of 1:00:49.920 --> 1:00:51.160 the Arnca obsessions? 1:00:51.240 --> 1:00:55.280 Yes, obsession milk chocolate, decadent biscuit with a creamy chocolate 1:00:55.520 --> 1:00:59.200 center chunks and a milk chocolate coat the boxes. 1:00:59.640 --> 1:01:01.560 It's it's odd. It looks generic. 1:01:01.760 --> 1:01:05.280 It doesn't. Yeah, it's not a very eye catching bump okay. 1:01:05.560 --> 1:01:07.840 J CROs when you know that awful? 1:01:08.360 --> 1:01:09.560 Yeah, they don't have texture? 1:01:09.600 --> 1:01:10.480 Those are dry? 1:01:11.240 --> 1:01:12.000 Are you serious? 1:01:12.120 --> 1:01:14.160 I mean they taste good, but they've just a bit impractical. 1:01:14.160 --> 1:01:15.560 They're kind of crumbling my hands. 1:01:15.720 --> 1:01:17.760 What's that fear with like all the holes and ship? 1:01:18.200 --> 1:01:20.040 Oh yeah, like people are afraid of crumpets. 1:01:20.320 --> 1:01:24.440 Yeah, like that is a bit horrified to tripophobia or 1:01:24.920 --> 1:01:28.200 something like that. It's just all the rice bubbles, carra 1:01:28.320 --> 1:01:32.280 milk slices, hedgehog with almond pieces, toasted coconut and rice 1:01:32.320 --> 1:01:34.960 criss hedgehog me like a hedgehog slice. 1:01:35.000 --> 1:01:36.680 You know, it's got the malt biscuits and the chocolate 1:01:37.800 --> 1:01:38.360 not across that. 1:01:38.600 --> 1:01:38.760 Wow. 1:01:39.080 --> 1:01:41.000 Oh it like my back in high school. 1:01:41.040 --> 1:01:43.480 It says here one serve is equal to four squares, 1:01:44.720 --> 1:01:45.880 So we're lying this week. 1:01:45.920 --> 1:01:48.800 I guess. 1:01:49.240 --> 1:01:51.320 Oh god, that's solid. 1:01:51.600 --> 1:01:53.840 Give us one bit. I don't want a whole road 1:01:54.320 --> 1:02:02.760 hedgehog ship, all right, like spider eggs. No, No, oh god, 1:02:04.280 --> 1:02:06.560 it's okay. It's just a bit much. That hedgehog shit. 1:02:06.720 --> 1:02:10.360 I and I think the best treat is the number 1:02:10.400 --> 1:02:10.920 one winning chip. 1:02:10.960 --> 1:02:11.520 They're so good. 1:02:12.240 --> 1:02:14.840 Yeah, the sweet chili sour cream. 1:02:15.040 --> 1:02:17.640 I disagree, Well clearly Calum doesn't. 1:02:18.320 --> 1:02:21.000 No, it was great. I like the ratio, the synergic 1:02:21.240 --> 1:02:24.000 I believe we call it. Give me a mashi. You 1:02:24.040 --> 1:02:24.840 haven't had a mashy? 1:02:24.920 --> 1:02:27.640 I help yourself, I guess. Come on, Oh you got 1:02:27.640 --> 1:02:28.800 to dip in the ground. 1:02:28.960 --> 1:02:31.120 Oh, sorry about it? Right here we go. 1:02:31.240 --> 1:02:32.280 Oh he's trying to mashy. 1:02:32.440 --> 1:02:33.400 Oh it's very cold. 1:02:33.840 --> 1:02:35.919 It has been over an hour, so that might be whye, 1:02:38.560 --> 1:02:42.400 that'd be good fresh. Yeah, I got to say. Because 1:02:42.440 --> 1:02:44.760 I've been on this bloody health kick the last few weeks, 1:02:45.000 --> 1:02:46.360 I think I've become one of those people that I 1:02:46.400 --> 1:02:48.400 hate where I've had like a little bit of chocolate 1:02:48.440 --> 1:02:49.680 and I'm like, oh, I've got a can ache, I've 1:02:49.680 --> 1:02:52.200 got a sugar like, oh god, I've become that person. 1:02:52.600 --> 1:02:54.720 I used to be devoured with like a square kilometer 1:02:54.760 --> 1:02:56.880 of caramel slice. But these you've changed. 1:02:57.520 --> 1:02:58.959 You do look good. Have you hit the ten kilo 1:02:59.080 --> 1:02:59.520 mark yet? 1:03:00.000 --> 1:03:02.920 I'm not aiming for ten killers. I prefer not to 1:03:02.960 --> 1:03:05.600 focus on numbers. Okay, fair, My only goal was to 1:03:05.600 --> 1:03:07.360 fit back into my old clothes. I'm going to need 1:03:07.400 --> 1:03:09.640 them back from Sean. He inherited a lot of my wardrobe. 1:03:09.680 --> 1:03:10.160 Did he really? 1:03:10.840 --> 1:03:12.840 That's so funny? Then, yeah, you can have him back. 1:03:13.000 --> 1:03:13.400 Mm hmm. 1:03:13.800 --> 1:03:16.000 Now tell me what Sean's review was of me the 1:03:16.080 --> 1:03:18.480 other week because I went gay clubbing with you. 1:03:18.720 --> 1:03:22.120 Yeah, God, you're very needy today, don't. I don't remember 1:03:22.200 --> 1:03:24.920 the review he brought it up. He didn't give a 1:03:25.000 --> 1:03:25.880 review now. 1:03:25.840 --> 1:03:28.200 But you said he was. He was shocked to my manners. 1:03:28.320 --> 1:03:29.919 No, he just when you got out of the uber 1:03:29.960 --> 1:03:33.280 and said, oh, drive safe, he was like, oh, I 1:03:33.360 --> 1:03:34.720 like that. I'm going to add that to my repertoire. 1:03:34.720 --> 1:03:37.040 Because you know how Sean can't stop at one nicety 1:03:37.360 --> 1:03:39.760 your fucking word moments them all that. He's like, cheers 1:03:39.800 --> 1:03:41.520 all the best, thanks so much, see I have all 1:03:41.600 --> 1:03:44.280 one cheers. Yeah. And so he's added drive safe. He 1:03:44.360 --> 1:03:46.480 started saying it to me when I'm not driving, like, 1:03:46.560 --> 1:03:49.680 just I'll drive safe. I'll for fux sake, when you're riding, Yeah, 1:03:49.880 --> 1:03:51.720 drive saf Is that a gear stick? Or you happy 1:03:51.760 --> 1:03:52.120 to see me? 1:03:52.200 --> 1:03:56.000 Well he's such a sweetheart, Shawn, so nice. Yes, she 1:03:56.240 --> 1:03:58.440 is lovely I have met him, have you? Yeah? 1:03:58.480 --> 1:04:03.360 Mardi Gras really yeah, very briefly. Here's a sweetheart Sydney Manigra. Yeah, 1:04:03.400 --> 1:04:07.320 closing concert. Oh yeah, the one that Competresol. 1:04:06.840 --> 1:04:09.040 Yes of course died through. Yeah yeah, poor thing. 1:04:09.800 --> 1:04:10.960 So what are you doing in Sydney? 1:04:11.520 --> 1:04:11.680 Oh? 1:04:11.920 --> 1:04:14.720 Just visiting friends, all of which I've made through this podcast. 1:04:14.840 --> 1:04:18.760 Really yeah, that's quite sweet and shout them out well Jenny. 1:04:18.880 --> 1:04:22.000 Of course. Now Oscar and I get along as well. 1:04:23.040 --> 1:04:25.760 Didn't Some people like surprise you they flew to Brisbane. 1:04:25.920 --> 1:04:28.240 Jenny was one of those people in candas from Melbourne. 1:04:28.280 --> 1:04:30.800 They flew up to Brisbane and surprised me for my 1:04:30.840 --> 1:04:34.040 birthday and I met the podcast. We all met through 1:04:34.080 --> 1:04:34.480 the podcast. 1:04:34.480 --> 1:04:36.120 I was kind of in on that didn't organize any 1:04:36.120 --> 1:04:37.840 of it, but I knew that was happening and I 1:04:37.840 --> 1:04:40.680 was getting daily updates. 1:04:40.800 --> 1:04:42.440 Yeah, I had not a clue, and they'd been planning 1:04:42.440 --> 1:04:44.560 it for like five months prior so they did. 1:04:44.600 --> 1:04:45.680 Really was very hard. 1:04:45.520 --> 1:04:47.800 Because I messaged you to say happy birthday, but I 1:04:47.880 --> 1:04:48.760 knew and I didn't know if. 1:04:48.680 --> 1:04:49.400 It had happened yet. 1:04:49.960 --> 1:04:52.080 Oh yeah, that was like, oh, how has your day been? 1:04:52.320 --> 1:04:56.200 Is your heart beating at what? Level, and then it happened. 1:04:56.240 --> 1:04:58.360 It was beautiful King of the airwaves, I think you said, 1:04:58.760 --> 1:05:01.400 but you clarified that it was community and not commercial. 1:05:01.480 --> 1:05:02.600 Yes, that checks out. 1:05:02.640 --> 1:05:04.120 Just to humble me a little bit, Yeah, of course, 1:05:04.160 --> 1:05:06.360 thank you so much. I did get told that my 1:05:06.720 --> 1:05:08.960 solo radio show was canceled on my birthday as well, 1:05:09.000 --> 1:05:09.280 so that. 1:05:09.280 --> 1:05:12.040 Was Oh I thought you were still on air. 1:05:12.200 --> 1:05:14.479 Yeah, I am on Sunday nights. We're the only queer 1:05:14.560 --> 1:05:17.560 radio show in the Bayside area, and so you. 1:05:17.960 --> 1:05:20.200 Would have a lot of two radio shows. That's ludicrous 1:05:20.200 --> 1:05:20.800 and stupid. 1:05:21.720 --> 1:05:23.480 I mean, we were in the same time slot, so 1:05:23.520 --> 1:05:25.000 I'm convinced it was your doing. 1:05:25.040 --> 1:05:26.440 Where we Yeah, what time was. 1:05:26.400 --> 1:05:28.280 That one seven till nine on a Thursday night. 1:05:28.400 --> 1:05:29.640 Yeah, we were competing directly. 1:05:29.840 --> 1:05:31.480 That's sound not my cup of tea. Got started as 1:05:31.480 --> 1:05:33.520 a community radio show, and then we'd chop it up 1:05:33.520 --> 1:05:35.880 as a podcast. Crazy and we were on a queer 1:05:35.920 --> 1:05:38.280 station Thursday nights. Do you think this podcast could ever 1:05:38.320 --> 1:05:41.400 be a radio show? We'd have to fucking tone down 1:05:41.440 --> 1:05:42.400 the swearing. 1:05:42.320 --> 1:05:45.320 We would, yeah, and we'd have to throw to songs. 1:05:46.000 --> 1:05:47.520 Yeah, I should be not doing that. Bet you can 1:05:47.560 --> 1:05:47.880 do that? 1:05:48.600 --> 1:05:49.479 Would you do it live. 1:05:50.120 --> 1:05:51.760 This is a weird hypothetical. I mean we are in 1:05:51.800 --> 1:05:53.720 the kids studio. Can we just go on air right now? 1:05:54.000 --> 1:05:56.040 There's nothing stopping it for all intents and purposes. 1:05:56.120 --> 1:05:56.680 Yes we could. 1:05:57.840 --> 1:05:58.720 It might not go down. 1:05:58.760 --> 1:06:00.400 Well, no, I'll do it. Cough. 1:06:01.880 --> 1:06:04.880 I'll do it in time to what song or whatever's playing. 1:06:04.960 --> 1:06:05.800 I'll just cough in time. 1:06:05.840 --> 1:06:08.240 And actually it's three p m. So the pickup would 1:06:08.240 --> 1:06:08.480 be on. 1:06:08.720 --> 1:06:14.280 Okay, this is live on Kiss right now, winking at everyone. 1:06:13.000 --> 1:06:16.160 In my wink era, Yes, I mean my cool girl 1:06:16.400 --> 1:06:18.880 wink era. There is nothing more awkward than me trying 1:06:18.880 --> 1:06:20.600 to wink. I'm like, I don't I can't time it 1:06:20.680 --> 1:06:22.880 right with my mouth. Have to listening to that? Yeah, 1:06:22.920 --> 1:06:28.440 we could be a radio shoes. Okay, let's not cough 1:06:28.440 --> 1:06:30.919 over towards me a moment internal. 1:06:37.480 --> 1:06:40.320 Did last pick week you made a noise that sounded 1:06:40.360 --> 1:06:43.960 like a peak. Oh yeah, horrific squeal? 1:06:44.400 --> 1:06:46.240 Remember pretty much like that? 1:06:46.360 --> 1:06:50.320 Oh yeah, I wonder if that's still in the system. 1:06:50.400 --> 1:06:51.280 I doubt it. 1:06:51.280 --> 1:06:54.680 It'd be called like cheery noise or something cheery. Pik. 1:06:55.000 --> 1:06:59.480 It's when you were laughing every file. Oh here we go? 1:06:59.600 --> 1:07:04.520 Is this it? Yeah? That was your pig screech last year. 1:07:04.920 --> 1:07:08.280 God was to say, that's not you in that voice, 1:07:08.320 --> 1:07:08.919 mampow as. 1:07:08.840 --> 1:07:11.600 Well now because I'm talking underneath that banshee. 1:07:11.560 --> 1:07:13.840 You're an editor of some description. 1:07:13.960 --> 1:07:25.600 That one comes from her soul. And by the way, 1:07:25.760 --> 1:07:28.280 she was not putting that on, like she was genuinely going, 1:07:28.520 --> 1:07:30.960 stop stop making me laugh. I can't stop. Like she 1:07:31.080 --> 1:07:32.760 was so apologetic for it. It fell and I was like, 1:07:32.920 --> 1:07:35.200 that is a gift. Don't ever apologize And. 1:07:35.160 --> 1:07:38.520 I really have to really say that that wasn't forced, 1:07:38.720 --> 1:07:40.600 like that was you know what, I'll just go that 1:07:40.720 --> 1:07:41.919 was That's where she cough. 1:07:42.440 --> 1:07:44.600 That's what she got to with a simple cough. Yeah 1:07:44.760 --> 1:07:45.320 she's not well. 1:07:45.800 --> 1:07:47.280 New pandemic coming soon. 1:07:49.560 --> 1:07:51.680 Oh fuck a dark well, Mitchell, I'm glad that you're 1:07:51.720 --> 1:07:53.640 in the dog walking ere I think I'm not yet. 1:07:53.800 --> 1:07:55.680 No, you're going to get another bite. I know you will. 1:07:55.680 --> 1:07:57.840 What always happens like Facebook market plage put something up 1:07:57.840 --> 1:07:59.320 from months and then finally everyone wants it on the 1:07:59.360 --> 1:07:59.720 same day. 1:08:00.000 --> 1:08:00.680 Does that actually happen? 1:08:00.960 --> 1:08:02.760 I get messages now for things that I was selling 1:08:02.960 --> 1:08:03.560 years ago. 1:08:03.960 --> 1:08:06.640 Oh. I really hope the apps down otherwise I'm going 1:08:06.680 --> 1:08:07.280 to be heartbroken. 1:08:07.320 --> 1:08:08.280 Would you just get a dog. 1:08:08.920 --> 1:08:11.840 No, Isabella would not agree. 1:08:11.600 --> 1:08:15.200 With the equivalent of being a babysitter versus being an 1:08:15.200 --> 1:08:18.000 actual parent. I don't want to fucking dog. Yeah, then 1:08:18.000 --> 1:08:19.479 I have to find a dog sitter. When I can't 1:08:19.479 --> 1:08:21.080 be fucked I'd rather be the dog sitter. 1:08:21.320 --> 1:08:23.280 Well, here's the thing. I have been thinking about getting 1:08:23.280 --> 1:08:23.799 a dog. 1:08:24.280 --> 1:08:26.920 M but you've been thinking about this for a long time. 1:08:27.040 --> 1:08:29.759 I have, But I think push has come to shove recently, 1:08:29.800 --> 1:08:31.000 and I would like to get a dog. 1:08:31.840 --> 1:08:33.040 Well, go on, can I walk it? 1:08:33.800 --> 1:08:34.680 That's where I'm getting to. 1:08:34.840 --> 1:08:37.840 Thank God, we like to walk my dog? 1:08:38.280 --> 1:08:40.760 Yeah, my non existent yet, don't hurry up. 1:08:41.040 --> 1:08:43.000 I feel like I've been asked to be the godparent 1:08:43.040 --> 1:08:43.880 before the child's born. 1:08:44.200 --> 1:08:50.280 Oh y, you'd be a great godfather. Speaking of all 1:08:50.360 --> 1:08:50.800 your family. 1:08:50.840 --> 1:08:53.200 At your fucking comedy show, they all had matching shirts 1:08:53.720 --> 1:08:56.960 with Mitchell's face on it. An ugly photo of Mitchell. Jane, 1:08:57.040 --> 1:08:59.280 your mum was so beyond excited to be there. 1:09:00.040 --> 1:09:03.120 She got a bit carried away. She's like tanked after 1:09:03.160 --> 1:09:05.040 half a glance of wine. I reckon she had around five. 1:09:05.120 --> 1:09:05.759 She was gipsy. 1:09:05.880 --> 1:09:06.840 Yeah, Well, can you. 1:09:06.800 --> 1:09:07.840 Do truly nothing? 1:09:07.880 --> 1:09:09.080 To be honest, nothing. 1:09:09.479 --> 1:09:11.000 You saw Mitchell's Brisbane shows. 1:09:10.840 --> 1:09:11.080 Right car. 1:09:11.280 --> 1:09:16.560 Yeah, I've seen both of his Brisbane shows. Yeah, he's improving. 1:09:17.040 --> 1:09:19.599 So when thanks for your feedback. 1:09:19.840 --> 1:09:23.200 No, no worries. I'm keen for water off a duck's 1:09:23.200 --> 1:09:24.240 click to come to Brisbane. 1:09:24.360 --> 1:09:28.880 It will come to Brisbane eventually. Yeah. I think last 1:09:28.960 --> 1:09:30.479 year I went in like September, so I've got a 1:09:30.479 --> 1:09:32.160 bit of time. Yeah, you got to get those ducks 1:09:32.200 --> 1:09:33.360 through customs. 1:09:33.520 --> 1:09:34.599 And I really want to duck. 1:09:34.920 --> 1:09:36.960 Oh yeah, I made a mental note to bring one 1:09:36.960 --> 1:09:38.640 for you today. Damn it. I was devastating. 1:09:39.760 --> 1:09:41.120 I had my hand up. Could you see me? And 1:09:41.120 --> 1:09:42.800 when you were avoiding me because I was standing up, 1:09:43.080 --> 1:09:43.920 I couldn't see you know. 1:09:44.120 --> 1:09:47.080 I was screaming, dark, I want a duckyt. 1:09:46.600 --> 1:09:49.320 She was yeah, but you went. Everyone was screaming Enna, 1:09:49.560 --> 1:09:53.240 crowd whisper. Jenne's yell is nothing. 1:09:53.840 --> 1:09:55.360 Jenny and I were right at the back in the corner, 1:09:55.400 --> 1:09:57.000 weren't we were touched away, No wonder. 1:09:57.000 --> 1:09:58.120 I couldn't fucking see that. 1:09:58.120 --> 1:09:59.240 That's where we were allocated. 1:09:59.439 --> 1:10:01.280 We were told to sit there. I wanted to go 1:10:01.320 --> 1:10:03.400 front row and they said to you or Fatty and 1:10:03.520 --> 1:10:04.480 Pip squeak. 1:10:04.200 --> 1:10:06.080 That's what I might have had something to do with that. 1:10:06.840 --> 1:10:09.040 I told one of the people that worked there, I said, 1:10:09.800 --> 1:10:12.080 my family, if they try and sit in the front road, 1:10:12.080 --> 1:10:13.320 get rid of them. They must have just see you 1:10:13.320 --> 1:10:15.000 and du it with that, because I said, I don't 1:10:15.000 --> 1:10:16.600 want them in the front row because last year they 1:10:16.680 --> 1:10:18.719 kept talking during the show with if it was a conversation, 1:10:19.600 --> 1:10:22.200 Mam would be like, oh I remember that, shut up, 1:10:22.439 --> 1:10:25.400 just sit and listen. And and so I didn't want 1:10:25.400 --> 1:10:26.639 them at the front because they would try and steal 1:10:26.720 --> 1:10:27.000 the show. 1:10:27.080 --> 1:10:28.840 You stayed on time as well. You didn't go over. 1:10:28.760 --> 1:10:30.280 Did you a tiny bit over here? 1:10:30.400 --> 1:10:31.479 That's right, because you started late? 1:10:31.880 --> 1:10:34.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I went. Well, I do 1:10:35.000 --> 1:10:36.960 have to admit I did steal a poster from the wall. 1:10:37.120 --> 1:10:39.200 That's fine. I mean I did that at his Brisbane 1:10:39.240 --> 1:10:41.479 show and got him to sign it. You pulled it off. Yeah, 1:10:41.520 --> 1:10:43.000 there's no point of him being on the wall if 1:10:43.000 --> 1:10:45.599 the show's finished, right, you make a very good call. 1:10:45.640 --> 1:10:47.559 Then I still want to. 1:10:48.720 --> 1:10:51.160 Well, it sits on my wall right above your head shot. 1:10:51.520 --> 1:10:54.120 Oh why do you have one of Cherry's headshots? 1:10:54.120 --> 1:10:55.920 Because I won ten. 1:10:55.800 --> 1:10:58.679 Cent Tuesday that was years ago. 1:10:58.840 --> 1:11:02.960 My radio literally and it's not signed, it's just scanned 1:11:03.000 --> 1:11:05.400 and printed for fox sake, digitally signed. 1:11:05.400 --> 1:11:06.519 It's when you were little. 1:11:07.400 --> 1:11:09.040 Yeah, your start our photo. 1:11:09.640 --> 1:11:12.679 It was my startup photo. Yeah, got new ones. I'll 1:11:12.720 --> 1:11:13.639 express them to you. 1:11:13.720 --> 1:11:16.200 Thank you, only one from Jenet to Yeah you do, 1:11:16.320 --> 1:11:17.160 we'll take them today. 1:11:17.200 --> 1:11:19.439 Yeah we can't take some. Go print off a photo 1:11:19.439 --> 1:11:21.240 of yourself and sign it for Calum. Have your face 1:11:21.240 --> 1:11:21.759 in the scanner. 1:11:21.840 --> 1:11:23.880 You go sit on the scanner and get it to Calum. Okay, 1:11:24.640 --> 1:11:29.240 I am having a sugar crash. I feel like I'm exhausted, and. 1:11:29.160 --> 1:11:31.519 I barely had any sugar. I had one square of 1:11:31.600 --> 1:11:33.720 that fucking kidnet whatever it was. 1:11:35.120 --> 1:11:35.960 That's the name of that dog. 1:11:36.000 --> 1:11:39.400 You got a walk? I had one of Jenna's whatever 1:11:39.400 --> 1:11:42.040 it was. What is it called hedgehold? No, that's the 1:11:42.120 --> 1:11:46.000 other one, the biscuit. Oh, the obsession, the obsession was awful. 1:11:46.040 --> 1:11:47.080 I had a whole one of those. 1:11:47.479 --> 1:11:49.880 And then I've had maybe three mashes. That's nothing. And 1:11:49.920 --> 1:11:52.400 yet I'm like, oh, that's really knocked me around. 1:11:53.000 --> 1:11:53.800 I'm exhausted. 1:11:54.320 --> 1:11:55.599 We'll have left over, it's perfect. 1:11:55.640 --> 1:11:56.640 We were What are we going to do with them? 1:11:56.680 --> 1:11:58.240 Let's donate to a local homer shelter. 1:11:58.840 --> 1:12:00.839 Sure on the record, that's what we're doing. 1:12:00.880 --> 1:12:03.679 Idiot Calum. Yes, we'll get you to go to the local, 1:12:03.880 --> 1:12:07.120 no worries. Yeah you're saying in redfern right, yes, yes, great, 1:12:07.160 --> 1:12:07.680 we'll get you there. 1:12:07.960 --> 1:12:10.080 Well, we hope this podcast made you feel at least 1:12:10.160 --> 1:12:11.840 three percent today. That's all. 1:12:15.960 --> 1:12:17.760 For you. 1:12:18.080 --> 1:12:18.240 Job. 1:12:18.280 --> 1:12:20.960 I was waiting for you to go again, you know, 1:12:21.240 --> 1:12:23.439 I pushed through that line with a bit of coconut 1:12:23.479 --> 1:12:25.559 jam and nearly had a coughing bit, but did and 1:12:25.640 --> 1:12:27.760 you can't even fucking manage to say it out loud. 1:12:27.960 --> 1:12:28.840 Okay, sorry, go again. 1:12:28.920 --> 1:12:30.880 That's it. We hope this podcast made you feel at 1:12:30.960 --> 1:12:34.360 least three percent today. That's all, just three percent, so 1:12:34.479 --> 1:12:34.760 we do. 1:12:35.280 --> 1:12:35.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:12:36.680 --> 1:12:41.600 Pigweek everyone, once you enjoy, listen to this show with 1:12:41.680 --> 1:12:44.839 your favorite snack and wash it down with your favorite 1:12:44.840 --> 1:12:45.639 disgusting drink. 1:12:46.120 --> 1:12:49.200 And don't forget a cheap meal is not a cheap day, 1:12:50.080 --> 1:12:52.120 because you know how sometimes if it's a cheap day, 1:12:52.120 --> 1:12:53.439 you'll eat one bad thing and they'll be like the 1:12:53.439 --> 1:12:55.280 rest of the days are right off, very true. You 1:12:55.280 --> 1:12:57.200 have one little treat that's not a cheap day. It's 1:12:57.240 --> 1:12:59.920 a cheap meal, just a little treat. You know what. 1:13:00.160 --> 1:13:02.519 Put that on our next merch drup. Yeah, it's beautiful, 1:13:02.560 --> 1:13:02.960 let's put. 1:13:02.880 --> 1:13:07.519 The Actually, yeah, I have gotten a call. People want merch. 1:13:08.560 --> 1:13:09.640 We'll have to start workshopping. 1:13:09.920 --> 1:13:13.040 Oh okay, we've already workshopped. Rash it. 1:13:13.280 --> 1:13:16.080 No, actually, while we've got you, is there any feedback 1:13:16.080 --> 1:13:17.760 from the idiots that you'd like to bring to us 1:13:17.760 --> 1:13:18.760 because you are ahead of them? 1:13:18.840 --> 1:13:21.559 Yeah, I'm aware that there are group chats with us 1:13:21.840 --> 1:13:24.439 and group chats without us. So what are they really saying? 1:13:24.439 --> 1:13:25.800 What are they chats without us? 1:13:26.000 --> 1:13:28.080 There's one on Snapchat, but it's like four of us 1:13:28.080 --> 1:13:31.719 that are active and everyone else is just you know, perving. Okay, Okay, 1:13:31.760 --> 1:13:33.880 although we do yell at everyone who leaves, it'll say 1:13:33.880 --> 1:13:35.840 you know, so and so left and we go fuck off. 1:13:35.880 --> 1:13:36.520 Sorry. 1:13:37.080 --> 1:13:43.439 Good people really enjoyed the the washing hacks for real 1:13:43.479 --> 1:13:44.120 life advice. 1:13:44.160 --> 1:13:45.400 I think people want more of that. 1:13:45.560 --> 1:13:48.120 Okay, Fuck, that's all I got. I know how to 1:13:48.160 --> 1:13:49.600 do laundry and that's it. 1:13:50.320 --> 1:13:52.160 I've got some tips on some other loads I can give. 1:13:53.720 --> 1:13:53.880 No. 1:13:54.320 --> 1:13:58.400 No, that does involve two fairy balls as well. 1:13:58.880 --> 1:14:03.280 Christ I shouldn't have come in, Hey, kids shoving off. 1:14:03.280 --> 1:14:06.439 Funny to say come in because my hacks are we 1:14:06.560 --> 1:14:07.479 don't say sorry? 1:14:08.960 --> 1:14:09.759 What other feedback? 1:14:09.800 --> 1:14:12.240 And it's okay, what do they hate? Yeah, say the 1:14:12.280 --> 1:14:15.200 stuff about general Please don't. 1:14:15.400 --> 1:14:17.599 I actually have the word Jenna blocked in my complaints 1:14:17.600 --> 1:14:19.800 foulder because there's just so many you wouldn't get to 1:14:19.800 --> 1:14:21.560 anything else. It's got our own faulder y. 1:14:21.800 --> 1:14:26.480 Yes, honestly, I think people miss the pranks. 1:14:26.800 --> 1:14:29.880 Oh no, I don't, Mitch, and I don't miss the pranks. 1:14:29.880 --> 1:14:32.920 We had a really heartfelt discussion because pranks, you know, 1:14:33.000 --> 1:14:35.799 it's a new age now, people have light pranks, Pranks 1:14:35.800 --> 1:14:38.240 get canceled, pranks get people in trouble. 1:14:38.360 --> 1:14:40.800 We did say we're not gonna go on record and 1:14:40.800 --> 1:14:43.960 announce that we're banning pranks in case we want to 1:14:44.000 --> 1:14:45.880 do one one day, but we were just like, funk, 1:14:45.920 --> 1:14:48.080 We're over it. Yeah, phase it out. 1:14:48.160 --> 1:14:49.320 Yeah. 1:14:48.600 --> 1:14:48.800 Yeah. 1:14:49.479 --> 1:14:51.200 TikTok school, that's a classic. 1:14:51.560 --> 1:14:53.120 Yeah, we could do a new TikTok school. 1:14:53.120 --> 1:14:54.040 There's a lot out. 1:14:53.840 --> 1:14:56.519 There, and I think that I think that covers most bases, 1:14:56.640 --> 1:14:59.200 most coins. Yeah, well not really complaints. 1:14:59.240 --> 1:15:01.240 Do you think there's a favorit, Mitch that they lean towards. 1:15:01.640 --> 1:15:03.639 Yes, the one with the initials MC. 1:15:03.760 --> 1:15:05.439 I think they loved them, Well said, I knew it. 1:15:05.560 --> 1:15:06.400 Yeah, with the good. 1:15:06.479 --> 1:15:07.320 I'll sleep well at night. 1:15:07.760 --> 1:15:11.160 Yeah yeah, yeah, Well said, no favorite genis though it's 1:15:11.200 --> 1:15:11.639 quite odd. 1:15:12.560 --> 1:15:14.880 I struggle to believe that there's not one catty thing 1:15:14.880 --> 1:15:16.920 that someone said. Don't give us a name, just tell 1:15:17.000 --> 1:15:20.800 us one complaint. I'm trying to think now, because anyone 1:15:20.840 --> 1:15:24.000 ever said, oh, I can't stand Kumbsa's laugh or I 1:15:24.040 --> 1:15:27.240 can't stand cherries. Fucking I don't know sound effects. 1:15:27.520 --> 1:15:29.120 No, actually, yeah, there is a couple of people that 1:15:29.160 --> 1:15:30.160 don't like the sound effects. 1:15:30.240 --> 1:15:32.160 Yes, them, them. 1:15:33.080 --> 1:15:36.280 I love the sound effects me too. Don't stop looking 1:15:36.280 --> 1:15:36.639 over there. 1:15:36.720 --> 1:15:39.120 I think you've nailed the balance. I think so too, 1:15:39.320 --> 1:15:42.200 Like they used to be so unnecessary and they derail 1:15:42.240 --> 1:15:44.719 the conversation, but now they actually come in and they were. 1:15:44.720 --> 1:15:50.120 Yes, it's a good synergy. I was just about to 1:15:50.160 --> 1:15:52.680 say it. It's a good balance, like the sweet chilly 1:15:52.760 --> 1:15:53.559 sour cream chips. 1:15:53.560 --> 1:15:54.679 Correct Well said. 1:15:54.439 --> 1:15:57.120 Which is ruined it so specifically me, What do they 1:15:57.160 --> 1:15:57.640 hate about me? 1:15:58.560 --> 1:16:02.800 I think people hate, which is a strong word, but 1:16:02.880 --> 1:16:06.720 I'm repeating it. When you shut Mitch down when he's 1:16:06.760 --> 1:16:07.560 in a silly. 1:16:07.280 --> 1:16:09.880 Mood, I don't think I do that as much anymore, 1:16:09.960 --> 1:16:10.160 do I? 1:16:10.400 --> 1:16:12.599 Well, you said you're in a silly goosey era. Yeah, 1:16:12.640 --> 1:16:15.800 so I think you've improved on that without even having 1:16:15.840 --> 1:16:16.719 to hear that feedback. 1:16:17.280 --> 1:16:19.000 I used to be a lot more of a bitch, 1:16:19.040 --> 1:16:19.479 didn't I. 1:16:19.439 --> 1:16:20.600 You did, especially to me? 1:16:21.240 --> 1:16:21.599 Yeah? 1:16:21.640 --> 1:16:25.120 But no, okay, Now for me what they hed about me? Ummm, 1:16:25.920 --> 1:16:27.080 I mean I can ask now, I know. 1:16:27.080 --> 1:16:28.960 There were sound effects for you and me shutting down 1:16:29.000 --> 1:16:31.760 the silly miss. They actually conflict with each other, they do. 1:16:32.200 --> 1:16:33.800 They say that they hate when you're silly, and they 1:16:33.800 --> 1:16:35.800 hate when I don't let you be silly. Well, how 1:16:35.840 --> 1:16:37.120 do we fucking take that on board? 1:16:37.120 --> 1:16:38.599 Make up your minds? Fuckers? 1:16:39.800 --> 1:16:40.240 It's tough. 1:16:40.240 --> 1:16:40.639 It's tough. 1:16:40.720 --> 1:16:43.000 I mean, don't fucking give Calum the feedback. Just pop 1:16:43.040 --> 1:16:44.720 it in the apple of you can't wait to see that. 1:16:44.880 --> 1:16:46.679 Oh we don't want the feedback there? Keep them five 1:16:46.680 --> 1:16:49.200 stars please Jesus. Spotify comments though. 1:16:49.200 --> 1:16:49.559 Go off? 1:16:49.640 --> 1:16:52.400 Yeah go, that's fine, all right, we should go. 1:16:52.439 --> 1:16:53.080 Shall we leave? 1:16:53.280 --> 1:16:53.479 Yeah? 1:16:53.640 --> 1:16:54.960 Yeah, it's up to you. Do you want to leave? 1:16:55.040 --> 1:16:55.240 Yeah? 1:16:55.240 --> 1:16:56.639 Idiot, Calum, thank you for grace. 1:16:57.240 --> 1:17:00.320 You're supposed to having me. Loved it, mitchells if you 1:17:00.320 --> 1:17:03.559 don't ask, you don't get here, and you got this 1:17:03.640 --> 1:17:05.720 could be you peaking out having a great time. 1:17:05.800 --> 1:17:06.880 No, we won't say yes again. 1:17:08.080 --> 1:17:08.840 Don't even try it. 1:17:09.080 --> 1:17:11.559 Yeah, this is a make a wish say yes exact 1:17:11.560 --> 1:17:12.360 special conditions. 1:17:12.640 --> 1:17:14.640 If you're if you're preparing for death, we'll have you 1:17:14.680 --> 1:17:14.960 in here. 1:17:15.000 --> 1:17:16.400 But otherwise, our. 1:17:16.280 --> 1:17:17.880 Third and your make a wishion for Calum. It was 1:17:17.920 --> 1:17:22.160 the last. All right, shall we go? Yeah, all right, 1:17:22.240 --> 1:17:23.800 let's get out of here. 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