Speaker 1: This is Is it just real?
Speaker 2: Hosted by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 3: Hello, Yeah, delease yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 2: I'd rather be dead.
Speaker 4: Let be called gunkle, that nickname for gay uncle.
Speaker 5: Just because I'm gay doesn't mean you need to change
Speaker 5: the word.
Speaker 4: Imagine if they were like God, he's put on weight.
Speaker 4: Funkle's here, give a uncle? No is Mitch, Julie and
Speaker 4: Mitchell COO's.
Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, Hallo, Piggy's Hello, little pigs.
Speaker 2: You know what time it is?
Speaker 4: The third? I believe the third Annual pig Week. Annual
Speaker 4: pig Week is here if you've not yet joined us
Speaker 4: for a pig week. Essentially, we give ourselves and you
Speaker 4: permission to pig out on whatever fucking treat you like.
Speaker 4: And there's no guilt allowed this week because it's pig week.
Speaker 5: To be fair, there's never much guilt. I mean, I'm
Speaker 5: very overweight and I've never felt an ounce of guilt,
Speaker 5: so I'm definitely not going to feel it on my
Speaker 5: week of weeks.
Speaker 4: I know. But you've been really healthy and boring recently too,
Speaker 4: like oh, I can't have coffee after eleven shit like that,
Speaker 4: And so this is like just a whatever week. So
Speaker 4: anyone listening right now, I hope that you've before listening,
Speaker 4: you've gone and treated yourself, headed out and bought that
Speaker 4: fucking thing you've been craving for ages. Just do it, bye.
Speaker 5: Last year's Pig Week was sponsored out the world Zoo.
Speaker 5: We had to pretend we all love that Darily chocolate.
Speaker 5: Then we actually ended not like it. Now we ended
Speaker 5: up loving the Darily chocolate.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, I'm fucking still obsessed with that stuff.
Speaker 5: It was not sponsored this week. This week is just
Speaker 5: pure unadulterated fat food that we love.
Speaker 4: I am being sponsored, but that's all right. Oh are you?
Speaker 4: I bought all of today's snacks thanks to Cole's Express.
Speaker 4: I'll have you know you.
Speaker 2: Actually everything you do is sponsored, not everything, Oh it is?
Speaker 4: Nah, name one thing you do that isn't sponsored. Oh,
Speaker 4: I can't think of the top of my head. Not
Speaker 4: not everything I do.
Speaker 2: I went to Mitchell's house Jenna.
Speaker 5: He lives into seven eleven price keeper Jenn's here, of course,
Speaker 5: high price case, so usual.
Speaker 4: I can see Jenna's got a stack of fucking food
Speaker 4: over there. She's ready for pick, ready for pig Week.
Speaker 2: What do you have shows. What'd your bring?
Speaker 6: I got cooked some more biscuits and some chocolaterold the mart.
Speaker 2: What kinds?
Speaker 6: So Cadbury cookies with a chok center.
Speaker 4: Oh, they okay?
Speaker 7: And then also these obsession for milk chocolates. I've wanted
Speaker 7: to try them for.
Speaker 2: A while away from Audie.
Speaker 6: No, they're actually on its.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never seen those in my look.
Speaker 4: They look gorgeous, really good. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Also I got the new Cabrey slices.
Speaker 5: Actually, you're out of breath. You okay, she's having diabetic attacks.
Speaker 7: Cadbury sent me these for us to try. Well, great,
Speaker 7: they're Cadbury's new slices.
Speaker 2: Shammy slices.
Speaker 4: I haven't even heard these.
Speaker 2: You are struggling to hold things.
Speaker 4: Sorry, excited a little bit, marvelous creations a bit.
Speaker 6: There's Crackle Hedgehog and mint cream Hedgehog.
Speaker 2: She's got a fucking box over there, and the chocolates
Speaker 2: are in one too, dairy milk slices, Crackle old goals.
Speaker 2: She's right, Oh, I want gonna open one? Can we
Speaker 2: because we're allowed one bite? We can't eat.
Speaker 4: I've got you don't have to ask for mission. I
Speaker 4: think it's everyone assumed it's like some people. Some people
Speaker 4: hate people eating on podcasts, but this is not the
Speaker 4: week for you, darling.
Speaker 2: I've brought everything to my side. Yeah, we have a cookie.
Speaker 2: I've got the hedgeog.
Speaker 4: Everyone. So you're sponsored too. That was from the station
Speaker 4: major sponsor, So you're sponsored to. I have eaten half
Speaker 4: of it though, that's fine. I don't want to buy
Speaker 4: out of your sausage. Do you want to see what
Speaker 4: I brought? Yeah. So I've been hearing a lot of
Speaker 4: hype recently about KFC bringing back the mashies. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: And I was like, I don't know what the fucking
Speaker 4: mashi is. I didn't know what. I've never had mine.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that they were ever a thing that
Speaker 4: people wanted to bring back, and so I thought, well,
Speaker 4: they might be limited time only, so we better get
Speaker 4: a monkest it while we can. It is wonderful. I
Speaker 4: think they're a little ball of mashed potato and it
Speaker 4: came with a gravy to dip it into. Oh we
Speaker 4: all have to try and mash you. Yeah, I'll be
Speaker 4: trying first one of those cookies.
Speaker 3: There.
Speaker 5: Fantastic KFC mashes were big. I think they've been gone
Speaker 5: for ten years really, yeah, ten years, ten years hiatus
Speaker 5: and now they're back and people have gone crazy for
Speaker 5: these things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't even know that they were missing. I
Speaker 4: have no memory of them. So this is my first
Speaker 4: ever mashy.
Speaker 2: Is it just deep fried mashed potato?
Speaker 4: I think so. It's like a popcorn chicken, Benezetta chicken.
Speaker 4: It's fucking potato. Go all right, here we go, Happy
Speaker 4: Pig Week Australia. Happy pick Week, Girlies.
Speaker 2: That's a wet ball.
Speaker 4: Here we go, Well, not much.
Speaker 2: Crunch, that's that's a softy ball.
Speaker 4: This cookies, it's definitely a soggy ball, but it fucking slaps.
Speaker 4: Actually really, it's like you know how you can get
Speaker 4: ks potato and gravy. Here's the gravy. That's the potato.
Speaker 2: It over here.
Speaker 4: Gay. Do you remember how the first pig Week came about. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's because I was about to go and see a
Speaker 4: new personal trainer and he told me that he was
Speaker 4: going to be monitoring my my Fitness Pal accounts so
Speaker 4: we could track what I was eating. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: we'll have to pick up as much as I can
Speaker 4: before he starts tracking my eating. How fucking toxic in hindsight,
Speaker 4: I would never agree to that. Now someone tracking what
Speaker 4: I eat?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, I remember that. And then did
Speaker 2: we bring? We brought heaps of shit, right, We had
Speaker 2: a barbecue chicken one. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah. The first Pig Week, I remember feeling quite ill.
Speaker 2: These mashes are fucking brilliant.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're gorgeous. Actually, I understand the hype. Now, oh,
Speaker 4: your face has got a bit sour. What's the problem.
Speaker 4: It's stuck in my wind pipe. It's a bit clad
Speaker 4: glue like you know. That's not very fucking complimentary of it.
Speaker 2: I've just had. This is my third so I.
Speaker 4: Only got a twelve packs. I settled down. Now, coming
Speaker 4: up today because it's Pig Week, we're going to be
Speaker 4: doing another top five. Last year, I believe it was
Speaker 4: the top five chocolates.
Speaker 2: Yes, and darra.
Speaker 4: Lee one because it deserves to win, not because it
Speaker 4: was sponsored.
Speaker 5: And that's true. I can say it was our sponsor
Speaker 5: and I was skeptical, but it did.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 4: It was so good. But this year we're doing the
Speaker 4: top five potato chips for the international listeners. We're not
Speaker 4: talking about fries, no, no, no, no, We're talking potato chips.
Speaker 4: Hard crunchy chip. What do they call it? Crisp thins?
Speaker 2: Crisps?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think Americans would call it a bag of cresps.
Speaker 5: They call them something something else now they just chips. Yeah,
Speaker 5: they call them chips, and they've got French fries.
Speaker 4: Yes, you're yeah, Okay, well you know we're talking about
Speaker 4: a bag of bloody chips. That's what we're gonna be
Speaker 4: writing the top.
Speaker 2: Down like this. Yeah, that is what a bag of
Speaker 2: chippy sounds.
Speaker 4: I'm going to be nominating my favorite two. You're going
Speaker 4: to be nominating your favorite too, Jenna. You're going to
Speaker 4: have to round us out with the fifth one. Correct.
Speaker 4: And we've got idiot Callum here today. We do sort
Speaker 4: of eavesdropping on the show. Maybe he should do the ranking.
Speaker 4: I feel Calum's out there in the phone room. Hih,
Speaker 4: idiot Callum.
Speaker 2: Hello you Happy pick week, Tyler.
Speaker 4: What a great week for you to fucking be.
Speaker 2: Here making a comment on my web.
Speaker 4: No, it was in We never cater for our guests ever.
Speaker 4: I've seen some podcasts have like catering. They've got a
Speaker 4: whole fucking plate of sandwiches for their guests. We don't
Speaker 4: do that.
Speaker 2: That's actually really true. Whenever I've guessed on someone else's show,
Speaker 2: I get like twenty like Royalty, we're terrible hosts. Not today, though, Calum, No.
Speaker 8: I'm feeling very welcomed, especially by the words Mike on
Speaker 8: fuctard written on the microphone here is that?
Speaker 2: What's on there?
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a warning out there. It says Mike on
Speaker 4: fuck hard in case people accidentally talk while they're on here,
Speaker 4: because he's a live broadcast studio for Kiss. I think
Speaker 4: that was something an internal gag. You've just told everyone
Speaker 4: that's fine.
Speaker 2: That's fine. Do you want to buy this sausage roll?
Speaker 2: Do you want any of this? Calum?
Speaker 8: I actually brought my own stuff for pigwee.
Speaker 4: Oh god, you're good.
Speaker 2: Come in the studio, warned.
Speaker 4: Though, be warned?
Speaker 9: What is there?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: My god? Have I got time for a mashing in
Speaker 4: the time it takes him to get in here.
Speaker 2: These cookies are really tall, isn't he? It's very handsome.
Speaker 4: It's so much tall. It's the first time I've seen
Speaker 4: someone tall than you to.
Speaker 2: Be how told you?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I'm six three three? And what do you I
Speaker 4: tell people I'm with Mike On? Oh you've got an
Speaker 4: enviro bag?
Speaker 8: It's a cancer council bag. Courtesy of idiot Jenny Love.
Speaker 5: Shout out quickly, we should introduce Calum. Calum, the head
Speaker 5: of the idiots. You're the moderator of our Facebook group.
Speaker 4: Yes, and you just happened to be in sid and said,
Speaker 4: can I come fucking eavestop on the show and just
Speaker 4: have a sticky big What do you think so far?
Speaker 4: It's not as glamorous as you might expect.
Speaker 8: It's nice sitting out there. It's a bit like I
Speaker 8: don't know to wrong. Yeah, just kind of looking at
Speaker 8: an enclosure of beasts.
Speaker 5: You can say it. It's okay, ye, it's during feeding hour. Yeah, evidently.
Speaker 5: Now what do you have in your bag?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 8: I have a few things, because you know it's peak week.
Speaker 8: You can't just bring one thing, okay, classic, a bag
Speaker 8: of balance party mix, well done.
Speaker 4: Yeah. The milk bottles.
Speaker 8: I've also got, because you were talking about it a
Speaker 8: couple of weeks ago, a couple of Yogo flips.
Speaker 4: It's good on them.
Speaker 8: Do you want chop chip or eminem eminem throw it?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's a room temperature and I'll look
Speaker 2: past that.
Speaker 4: It was a long wait. I can imagine d that's good.
Speaker 8: I also have a gift from Jenny, who I met
Speaker 8: this morning, gorgeous. She got us all pushed hops because
Speaker 8: we mentioned cylindrical treats a couple of weeks.
Speaker 4: Like me, what a throwback.
Speaker 2: I'n't had a pushpop for age exactly, Sean was telling
Speaker 2: me on the weekend. Sorry, I don't no, I won't
Speaker 2: go into that sick.
Speaker 8: We have five flavors here, so you guys can fight
Speaker 8: amongst yourself. We've got strawberry, berry Blast, grape cool cola,
Speaker 8: not just regular color or blue raspberry.
Speaker 7: So.
Speaker 6: Strawberry strawberry.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm going to vomit. I think I'm gonna have yogurt.
Speaker 2: And is this yogurt or is it like just it?
Speaker 4: Yes, it's yogurt. Yeah, it's yoga. I thought it was
Speaker 4: like chocolate pudding.
Speaker 2: The fact that it's like.
Speaker 4: You were talking about our fond memories of yoga flips
Speaker 4: in depth and you thought it was a fucking pudding.
Speaker 4: Yeah the whole time.
Speaker 2: No, like a chocolate moose. I don't think it was
Speaker 2: actually like from a cow.
Speaker 6: No, it's chocolate yogurt.
Speaker 4: Oh, I think might be something similar chocolate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, situation.
Speaker 4: You've got the receipt cow great to have you here.
Speaker 4: That they're lovely gifts.
Speaker 8: Yeah, there is one more. It is a bit fucked though,
Speaker 8: because at the time of recording. Yeah, Tina Turner did
Speaker 8: pass away this morning.
Speaker 2: Yes, of course.
Speaker 4: Did you see the musical last week? Jenna? Yes? Is
Speaker 4: that really eerie that you saw the Tina Turner musical and.
Speaker 2: Crazy you were the last to see her perform.
Speaker 4: She's not in the music the musical. Tina's not fucking
Speaker 4: hanging out at Theatre Royal on Pitts three. That makes
Speaker 4: sense now because everyone was there and I thought, God,
Speaker 4: I'd love to be at tonight's performance. It must be
Speaker 4: so emotion for them anyway. Sorry, what's fucked? You've got
Speaker 4: something fucked for us?
Speaker 6: It's Tina in there.
Speaker 8: Well, yes, I bought some Tina wafers.
Speaker 2: That's very smart, very well thought about Strawbryvanilla.
Speaker 8: So there's many options here, go for goal.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's beautiful, Calum.
Speaker 4: You better take a couple of things for yourself as
Speaker 4: wealth about the show. But you're going to be coming
Speaker 4: in later. We're going to drag you in here to
Speaker 4: help us rate the top five chips.
Speaker 5: Oh will, I will also say we love having guests
Speaker 5: on the show. You have to eat into the microphone.
Speaker 5: It's weeks and please chews loud edition. You possibly can't.
Speaker 2: We wouldn't. We wouldn't want to have you here just
Speaker 2: to be our guest.
Speaker 5: We also have a task for you as the head
Speaker 5: of the idiots. Yes, we would love you today. Sort
Speaker 5: of put you through your paces. You've produced on this
Speaker 5: show before. You put together the best bits while Mitch
Speaker 5: and I were in a lush, very expensive holiday and
Speaker 5: you've sort of.
Speaker 4: You know, dipped your toe in the radio world. You've
Speaker 4: got your own community show now, so you know, consider
Speaker 4: this work experience. I guess correct.
Speaker 2: Charity, as you know, as you know, we've.
Speaker 5: Already bot the cancer cancel bag. Please all right, you
Speaker 5: can't brend you to charity.
Speaker 4: This was your maker wish dreams come true?
Speaker 2: Is that why you flashed in the face.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, the IV was a dead giveaway.
Speaker 5: We would like you in the time that you have
Speaker 5: until we get there on the show today too, organize
Speaker 5: it is it just you caller?
Speaker 4: Oh, I thought it was gonna be hot, fantastic, Yeah,
Speaker 4: get three. We just need a question. We just need one.
Speaker 8: Well, in the time I have you guys waffle on, so.
Speaker 5: We really Yeah, you're not wrong. There's not much of
Speaker 5: a challenge. Oh yeah, no, a challenge accept it's someone
Speaker 5: that has an is it just you? Something they've noticed
Speaker 5: they hate or appreciate. I will tell you the idiots
Speaker 5: tend to waffle on. I'm the one who gets them
Speaker 5: every week, and I get messages going, Hi.
Speaker 4: Mitch, is it just me?
Speaker 2: Or is today Wednesday? Shut?
Speaker 4: Is that? Why? Is that why you've delegated to idiot callum?
Speaker 4: Because you couldn't be fucked finding a caller this week.
Speaker 2: It's pick week, it's my week of weeks.
Speaker 5: It's like my rama dum, this is like your lent,
Speaker 5: this is this is so please get an is.
Speaker 2: It just you caller? You've probably got you know, good
Speaker 2: twenty minutes to do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can do that or less because sometimes our
Speaker 4: is it just me? It's the ones that we do
Speaker 4: that can be short and sharp or they can waffle on.
Speaker 4: So yeah, it's a bit of a gamble. Make sure
Speaker 4: it's someone who hasn't been on the show before, though
Speaker 4: I can't become the show before.
Speaker 2: Do you accept the challenge?
Speaker 4: Challenge accepted. All right, good luck sounds good? Right, all right,
Speaker 4: you can head back out now, get back to work.
Speaker 3: Bit.
Speaker 4: You're right and I'm dragging off the sausage troll.
Speaker 2: Thanks Callum, Thanks Calum.
Speaker 4: I always got donut socks on too. Anyway, should we
Speaker 4: get into it?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 5: Listen if it your first time listening a stupid episode
Speaker 5: to start on Happy Pig Week. Every week we start
Speaker 5: the show the same way. Something we've noticed, something we
Speaker 5: hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't o mine.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Mitches this week? For me, I it's something that I
Speaker 5: I hate and appreciate. I appreciate it because it's hilarious,
Speaker 5: but I hate it because it has to do with
Speaker 5: my job and my career and my night radio.
Speaker 4: Showright, Okay, that's it.
Speaker 2: That's what I've got this week.
Speaker 4: Would you want to go first?
Speaker 9: Then?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Shall I jump in?
Speaker 4: Go for it?
Speaker 5: You guys can eat while I do mine, which is good.
Speaker 5: That's the best part about pigwek while someone else is toll.
Speaker 4: It's going to be a monologue. You know, we're not
Speaker 4: talking back? Oh sorry, wrong music, Calm down, all right,
Speaker 4: kick things off? Gay? Is it just me? Has the curse?
Speaker 2: That Mitchell predicted officially come true on my radio.
Speaker 4: Show Get Fucked. I think it has.
Speaker 6: Are you serious?
Speaker 4: I think it has because I was saying last week
Speaker 4: that at the same time, on the exact same day,
Speaker 4: a bunch of news outlets had a blooper occur at midday, which,
Speaker 4: by the way, I had someone who listens to this
Speaker 4: show right in. They work at three a W in Melbourne,
Speaker 4: and they also had a fuck up midday on Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Should we go back and listen three W.
Speaker 4: Well, apparently it was a fuck up that on air
Speaker 4: was smooth and seamless, but on their end all the
Speaker 4: computers went to black and so he was just aimlessly clicking,
Speaker 4: going I hope to fuck, I'm firing off the right things.
Speaker 4: I imagine you just going in blind and having a
Speaker 4: blindfold trying to hit the right sound effect.
Speaker 2: It's shocking.
Speaker 4: Oh so, yeah, the curse is alive and real.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing.
Speaker 5: I didn't fuck up because I'm a contument professional. However,
Speaker 5: we have a new team member on the night show team,
Speaker 5: the radio show we do at nights for Kiss. She's
Speaker 5: a new traffic presenter. Traffic is in between songs and
Speaker 5: ads on the radio we have to go to traffic
Speaker 5: because people are in their.
Speaker 2: Cars, they're driving. We've talked about traffic.
Speaker 4: Do you think Jenna and I have just been born
Speaker 4: or something.
Speaker 2: I'm not talking to you, I'm addressing to people listening
Speaker 2: in case.
Speaker 6: I'm Most people know what traffic is.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 5: We have a new traffic reporter on my show, and
Speaker 5: for my liking, she's far too fucking chirpy for her
Speaker 5: own good.
Speaker 4: Oh do you reckon? She should be a bit more
Speaker 4: like doom and gloom. Oh, it's a fucking nightmare on
Speaker 4: our own. Imagine me as a traffic reporter.
Speaker 2: Oh that's what I want.
Speaker 5: I'd be like, stay home, not worth it now past
Speaker 5: your road's fucked.
Speaker 2: She's far too happy to be reporting on horrendous accidents
Speaker 2: that have happened on the road.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's a bit fucking tricky you.
Speaker 5: She gets pleasure from reporting on the traffic incidents. So
Speaker 5: this is during my show, I throw it on an ad
Speaker 5: break and this is the live traffic report that went
Speaker 5: to where last night on Kiss and listen to this.
Speaker 10: Look how the multi hingicle crash on the road at
Speaker 10: Samantha Riley Drive, closing one family and on sept we
Speaker 10: have a car breakdown on Manly Road of Eppel Street
Speaker 10: causing heavy traffic eastbound. In Diron Matto there's been a
Speaker 10: truck breakdown from Victoria Road on ran from jams through
Speaker 10: Strive calling eastbound delays. And just to reminder that tonight
Speaker 10: in Waterloo we had scheduled maintenance bus on Macklom Street
Speaker 10: at Gabiball Avenue from ten am to five am. Clarendon
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Speaker 2: Say you pep up, pep up?
Speaker 4: She couldn't pep up if she tried.
Speaker 2: No, are you right? Actually she needs to pep down? Yes,
Speaker 2: too much.
Speaker 4: Imagine if she was sand Ba Sully and she's like,
Speaker 4: good evening. We've had a triple homicide today on our streets.
Speaker 2: Exactly. That's horrendous.
Speaker 4: Fourteen car pile up, twelve dead outside of school in
Speaker 4: South Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Right now, hungry Jack's too for one meal.
Speaker 4: See that bit at the end, the little ad the
Speaker 4: credit line. You're allowed to be perky for that but
Speaker 4: the rest of the traffic report, I feel that you
Speaker 4: have to have an air of sorry about that told
Speaker 4: to your voice, like, well the two car pile up
Speaker 4: as if like, oh, that's not good. But she's like
Speaker 4: a two car pile up racing now.
Speaker 5: She's almost advertising and I think, yeah, fourteen did get
Speaker 5: in while you care?
Speaker 7: We also saying where we're currently blah blah, yes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: Ki Claruso doesn't do that.
Speaker 5: Wait, that's a good pickup. She's caused these accidents.
Speaker 4: She sounds like she's a hitman detailing what she's working on.
Speaker 4: We're currently got a fucking two car pile up. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that with me, I've caused in nineteen.
Speaker 2: Cards trapped her incident. Are you my way?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: It's just laughable. And I'm sure she's a lovely woman.
Speaker 2: She's very new as well.
Speaker 4: Are you going to give her the feedback?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 4: I think that'd hurt her feelings. I don't think I could. Oh,
Speaker 4: you've just besmirched her name publicly on our multimillion dollar
Speaker 4: Growthing award winning pod.
Speaker 2: She's doing a brilliant job.
Speaker 4: Just pull back a bit. Yeah, read the room. But
Speaker 4: people aren't happy there, like people in that traffic are
Speaker 4: cursing your name totally.
Speaker 5: It's too positive. It's far too positive. Yeah, okay, anyway,
Speaker 5: that's that's something that I noticed.
Speaker 4: I've kind of got a very similar is it just
Speaker 4: me this week, but it's the opposite where people aren't
Speaker 4: positive enough. Oh really, okay you want to jump in yep,
Speaker 4: I'm ready, all right, let's go. Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Is the whole point of going to a comedy show
Speaker 4: to fucking laugh?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Shit? Is that not the point?
Speaker 5: Yes, that's the whole to get mad at we laugh
Speaker 5: at your shows.
Speaker 4: No, I believe that you guys. There was a couple
Speaker 4: of times I did hear your Broottonus laugh over the crowd, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: It was there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, only a couple. But there was a few people
Speaker 4: that said to me after my comedy shows which I
Speaker 4: did in Sydney last week, they were like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: that was so great. I had to try and stop
Speaker 4: myself from laughing too loud. I was like, why would
Speaker 4: you do that to me? Yeah, that's stupid. Why the
Speaker 4: fuck would you try and stop yourself from laughing. That's
Speaker 4: actually what I'm aiming to achieve here.
Speaker 5: It's like a paramedic home from a hard day at
Speaker 5: work and going, God, I almost had to stop a
Speaker 5: heart attack, like, yes, you did, hope you did.
Speaker 4: It's like going to a brothel for a fucking chat,
Speaker 4: you know, No, you're there for a fuck and you're
Speaker 4: at a comedy show for a laugh.
Speaker 7: Yes.
Speaker 4: One of my neighbors from bogen Gate, she goes, I
Speaker 4: had to stop myself from laughing. I was like, what,
Speaker 4: You've come all this way hour and you're not gonna
Speaker 4: laugh at me even bloody alright. Hay came to my
Speaker 4: opening night and he was like, oh my god. I
Speaker 4: was trying so hard not to laugh too loud, which,
Speaker 4: by the way, he needs to try a bit harder
Speaker 4: because he was laughing so fucking loud. There was one
Speaker 4: point where I had to acknowledge it because I could
Speaker 4: hear him laugh over everyone I was recording that night.
Speaker 4: Do you want to hear that? You'll be able to
Speaker 4: notice the right Hayes laugh above everyone else's Ready, Okay,
Speaker 4: I recognize.
Speaker 2: Sounds like a tickle me Elmo.
Speaker 4: But that's the sort of people I want in the
Speaker 4: crowd because it's a little bit like sometimes if it's
Speaker 4: a bit of a dud knight, I feel all it
Speaker 4: takes is one loud laugh up that gives everyone else
Speaker 4: permission to laugh. It's like a Mexican wave. One person
Speaker 4: starts it and eventually everyone cottens on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right. I love it a loud one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I just love having a loud, obnoxious laugh because sometimes
Speaker 4: if what I said wasn't that funny, people are laughing
Speaker 4: at the laugh.
Speaker 2: That's very true.
Speaker 5: There were people laughing like crazy. I mean, we had
Speaker 5: your show last Friday night at the time of record
Speaker 5: in Sydney. Met some lovely idiots. That was very very nice.
Speaker 5: But you the shows were you didn't No one had
Speaker 5: to force the laugh. It was very very good, Mitchell.
Speaker 4: By the way, I thank you for you glad you
Speaker 4: think so. I was chatting to people after the shows
Speaker 4: and people coming up to me and I could see
Speaker 4: you just standing there, Mitchell, minding your own fucking business,
Speaker 4: and people would say to me, oh my god, I
Speaker 4: love the podcast, and I'm like, oh, thank you so much. Darlin.
Speaker 4: Cheer is here, by the way, you better go say hi.
Speaker 4: And then eventually I see you getting swarmed here.
Speaker 5: There was a line at one point and I felt
Speaker 5: bad and then I did the same to your you know,
Speaker 5: Jenny's here, and then I said.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, no, they came over to me.
Speaker 2: Then did they handle the yes?
Speaker 4: What about that chick, speaking of which some people also
Speaker 4: say to me, Oh, I felt bad because at your
Speaker 4: show I was laughing too loud. I had to stop
Speaker 4: myself because I've got such an embarrassing laugh. No, no, no,
Speaker 4: I want people with unique laughs there because they just
Speaker 4: their music to my ears. What about that chick? We
Speaker 4: ran into Oh my God after the show, and she
Speaker 4: had the fucking most iconic laugh ever.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, the show was near the flight path, so
Speaker 5: I at one point thought that a three eighty was crashing,
Speaker 5: but it was just this girl coughing her lungs up
Speaker 5: because her laugh was so horrifical.
Speaker 4: Didn't you record a voice memo? Yeah, on your phone?
Speaker 5: I said to it, you need to stop and do it.
Speaker 5: Just cough into this microphone and laugh.
Speaker 4: It was kind of like half a laugh, half a cough,
Speaker 4: like an emphasim a laugh.
Speaker 2: I felt sorry for it. She needs to be checked out.
Speaker 6: I heard it laugh, and then I laughed at her last.
Speaker 4: See I love people like that.
Speaker 5: Okay, so I can't remember her name, but we love you.
Speaker 5: This was her laugh cough laugh.
Speaker 9: Okay, that's sick.
Speaker 4: You can hear me in the background there, but I
Speaker 4: was talking like losing my ship falling over laughing, because
Speaker 4: that is such a satisfying laugh.
Speaker 2: Hotly love you, Mitch. Funny than the show.
Speaker 4: That was absolutely I'll hand it to her. I enjoyed
Speaker 4: that more than performing the show. Can I get it.
Speaker 5: It's such a great laugh that actually makes my headphones rumble.
Speaker 2: You haven't hand sanitizement.
Speaker 4: That's sick. I'm so glad that I couldn't hear her
Speaker 4: laugh during the show, because that would have thrown me off.
Speaker 2: The whole God. Yeah, fuck. She since passed away.
Speaker 5: The report that she's died. She's no longer around barlet
Speaker 5: of course, cough girl. And we're very proud of your show.
Speaker 4: So Mitch, thank you very well.
Speaker 9: Is it just me?
Speaker 8: That's enough of these two?
Speaker 2: Look now, let's hear and is it just you? All right?
Speaker 4: Idiot?
Speaker 2: Callum? Put you to task. So far we haven't stopped down.
Speaker 2: Show has been live.
Speaker 4: Where are you at?
Speaker 8: I think I have I think I have someone yet?
Speaker 4: Great? Okay, So see that computer in front of your yeah,
Speaker 4: down the bottom in the chat box, type in the
Speaker 4: name and number, and we'll take it from here.
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, stand by, listen and is it just you?
Speaker 5: Is something that you've noticed you hate or appreciate? Mitch
Speaker 5: and I have done aurgems, So now we're handing it
Speaker 5: over to you.
Speaker 4: Idiot.
Speaker 2: Callum has found one.
Speaker 4: So and if you want to get on you get
Speaker 4: a prize as well if you make it on air.
Speaker 4: Sure you just got hit us up at couple of
Speaker 4: mitches on Instagram or you can send us a text
Speaker 4: for one two seven one two nine two.
Speaker 5: We've made it very very easy for Callum because is
Speaker 5: the head of the idiots?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 5: It's like telling them the head of the P and
Speaker 5: C at a primary school calling Alex.
Speaker 4: Okay, here we go. Do we know what suburb Alex
Speaker 4: is from? You get Callum? Bellarette, Bellarette, gorgeous bellaratte Huh.
Speaker 2: Hold on, this is a cold call, Norman. We haven't
Speaker 2: prepared and have you prepped Alex.
Speaker 4: Barely Bluetooth and speaker.
Speaker 5: Let's let's just assume they know if they go, I'm
Speaker 5: just going to try to play the sound fixt right away. Yes,
Speaker 5: there's a lot of rings, Callum, Bunny.
Speaker 2: Tell her you calling.
Speaker 4: It's call. I'm gonna be furiously texting out there be
Speaker 4: like I need to back up, shut up?
Speaker 1: I love it?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Does it really fuck you off? When you say to someone,
Speaker 1: haven't I say? And they say thanks instead of you two?
Speaker 4: You bitch?
Speaker 2: Hi Alex.
Speaker 1: Is the time I go to the bloody pharmacy, I say,
Speaker 1: have a lovely day, Paula and she goes, thanks, Alex.
Speaker 4: Oh you're saying it to the person said you yes,
Speaker 4: oh everyone.
Speaker 1: Or I'm on the phone at work and I say, oh, thanks, dol,
Speaker 1: have a lovely day, and they go thanks Alex.
Speaker 5: Wait, what's your problem? They're not reciprocating it back. You
Speaker 5: too would yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, oh you'd have to.
Speaker 1: Do with so you too? Or are they may be
Speaker 1: too traumatized about maybe your time. They went to Macco's
Speaker 1: and got a quarter pounder meal and they said enjoy
Speaker 1: your meal and they said you too.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I always say drive safe to uber drivers or text
Speaker 5: He's like, thank you, drive safe and they got you too.
Speaker 2: I'm walking that.
Speaker 4: Sean noticed that the other night, and he's the queen
Speaker 4: of fucking manners, so he started incorporating that into his repertoire.
Speaker 4: Do you mean drive safe? He fucking thought that was
Speaker 4: so charming when you said that to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you said it after the fact.
Speaker 4: He's like, I'm adding that to my roller decks of
Speaker 4: fucking niceties.
Speaker 2: Did I get a report card from Sean?
Speaker 4: Yeah? What are the other notes for it? About you? Sorry?
Speaker 5: Okay, sorry, yeah, Alex, maybe you need to be more convincing.
Speaker 5: Let's do a little role play pretendor at the chemist
Speaker 5: and we'll see how you say it, because it might
Speaker 5: be you.
Speaker 4: Jenner is your pharmacist. Jenne's a pharmacist. You've just prescribed
Speaker 4: her ozempic.
Speaker 7: Okay, always Hi Jenna, Hi, I've got them pick.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks, Jenna really needs that for him. Hey, how
Speaker 1: would you day?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 1: That's good?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 7: Any busy one for you?
Speaker 4: I'm very busy, so awkward.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a shame. You're be excited when you go
Speaker 1: off work.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: Well you have a good day you too? Oh? Thanks,
Speaker 1: no problem.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 4: So, on a scale of one to Jenna, how rude
Speaker 4: are the farmers if you're actually dealing.
Speaker 1: With well, one a scale of one to Jenner, I
Speaker 1: say she's never going to be a professional actors.
Speaker 2: That was the worst experienced Jenner has a very good
Speaker 2: improv yes, and you went no, but the complete yes.
Speaker 6: I know that's improv No.
Speaker 4: No, And so what do you do for work, Alex?
Speaker 4: You mentioned that you have to deal with people on
Speaker 4: the phone a.
Speaker 5: Log at school.
Speaker 1: What was that, I'm always on the French people. I'm
Speaker 1: the music administrator at a school.
Speaker 4: Oh right, yeah, we're in school. That was right now
Speaker 4: if we fucking dragged away from work?
Speaker 1: Oh, I was just making a tasty.
Speaker 4: Oh gorgeous, lovely. Well, thanks for being available at the
Speaker 4: last minute when we sit Calum that challenge.
Speaker 1: That's all right. I'm always here for my boy cow
Speaker 1: we love.
Speaker 4: How long have you been listening for It's.
Speaker 1: Not My Cup of Tea?
Speaker 4: God, you're good, Alex.
Speaker 1: I just followed you when you evolved beach Tours.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well, thanks for sticking around. I'm glad I
Speaker 4: haven't boarded it as yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: One thing I've noticed, True doesn't gag when people talk
Speaker 1: about and then cut anymore.
Speaker 4: I know because I've grown up True. Because also, this
Speaker 4: particular podcast right here, right now has outlived Not my
Speaker 4: Cup of Tea. We've done more episodes, so I don't
Speaker 4: think not my Cup of tea is a threat anymore. Totally.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: My friends used to laugh at all the sitcoms before,
Speaker 5: but then when it became friends need to that's us.
Speaker 2: Did you say you're a music teacher.
Speaker 1: I'm the he's an administrator, but I do teach trumpet sometimes.
Speaker 4: Really.
Speaker 5: Wow, Well i've got your favorite student, John here. John
Speaker 5: performed for Alex.
Speaker 1: Wow, John, you've been practicing. That's better than the Chip
Speaker 1: Hook Cross fans you played to me last week.
Speaker 2: Thanks John.
Speaker 1: I haven't learned how to share the stage yet.
Speaker 2: I haven't planned how to bring it in yet, and
Speaker 2: I freaked out.
Speaker 5: Thanks Alex our dm DM oh idiot, idiot Calum and
Speaker 5: he'll get.
Speaker 4: Your private by the way, Alex, don't forget. It's pig
Speaker 4: Week this week. Alex. So when the episode drops, what
Speaker 4: are you going to be pigging out on? What's your
Speaker 4: guilty little tree?
Speaker 1: Oh? We'll mash. He's about a KFC which has.
Speaker 4: I've got them right in front of me. It's my
Speaker 4: first ever mashing.
Speaker 1: Oh they'll be the best. I'll listen to them, listen
Speaker 1: to eating them, and I'll eat myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you going to eat for pig Week?
Speaker 4: When it comes to the perfect the wrong time.
Speaker 5: While that would have been so good to do a
Speaker 5: take two go on, that would be so.
Speaker 4: I can see you're in one of these foul sound
Speaker 4: effect moods today, so get out of the system at
Speaker 4: your time.
Speaker 5: You're sorry, it's really good, Alex, stay there, Jenna, what
Speaker 5: are you having for pease?
Speaker 2: Mitch has mashes? Jenna?
Speaker 4: What are you having for pig Week this week?
Speaker 6: Tell us at your time?
Speaker 4: Your bubble tea can be as unique as you.
Speaker 6: I like to keep it simple, Ky, you have to find.
Speaker 4: The right one.
Speaker 2: You did so fucking many.
Speaker 4: My favorite chantey, that's what you needed. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 5: Okay, take that well, Mitch has the mashes, Jenna, what
Speaker 5: are you having for pigweek?
Speaker 4: Tell us what you brought?
Speaker 7: My favorite chart time is Poppet like his peach.
Speaker 4: Line is brown sugar with that would have been perfect
Speaker 4: had you executed it well. Yeah, as you can see,
Speaker 4: idiot callum, it's a very well oiled machine. We run
Speaker 4: around here.
Speaker 8: I'm kind of scared because I'm glad I'm on this
Speaker 8: side of the glass.
Speaker 4: I'll just say that, Well, you're about to jump in here,
Speaker 4: so I wouldn't get to a company out there.
Speaker 2: God, yeah, shall we bring him in?
Speaker 4: Yeah we better. Alex, lovely to have you on the show.
Speaker 4: Have a good day.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks everyone?
Speaker 5: All right, shall we do a top five.
Speaker 4: Top five this week? We are ranking the top five
Speaker 4: potato chips, the ones you get in the bag, not
Speaker 4: the chips that you'd get at the bloody fish and
Speaker 4: chip shop, none of that. And so idiot Callum who
Speaker 4: was here just kind of sitting in on the show today,
Speaker 4: we're putting him to work. We're all nominating our favorite chips.
Speaker 4: Get in here, please, Callum.
Speaker 2: Take a seat. You're going to We're going to provide
Speaker 2: you with our choices, and then your job is to
Speaker 2: rank them from five to one.
Speaker 4: Need a pen and paper.
Speaker 8: I've got a phone problem solving skills.
Speaker 4: I'm good forget, I offered. Okay, so I've brought my
Speaker 4: two favorite chips Jenna, Yes, I bought hers for her.
Speaker 4: But there you go. You've got yours and then you've
Speaker 4: got the other two and it's going to be rounding
Speaker 4: it so out. So it's even five. Who wants to
Speaker 4: nominate their chips first?
Speaker 2: I'll go first, Okay, yeah, okay, So my food chips
Speaker 2: are two classics.
Speaker 5: I actually in organizing this. Mitch and I sort of
Speaker 5: have many a phone call. I don't eat that many chips.
Speaker 4: We started bickering over the phone while we were debating
Speaker 4: the mind you, so I was like, save it for
Speaker 4: the podcast, and then he mentions I don't even like
Speaker 4: that many chips. I was like, we don't have to
Speaker 4: do a top half if you don't.
Speaker 5: Even it's ironic because that's like a black bear saying
Speaker 5: I don't like fish.
Speaker 4: It's like you've got you've got very few chips that
Speaker 4: you like, yes, and then there's no middle ground. All
Speaker 4: the others you just fucking despise.
Speaker 2: Oh, I won't touch. I will not touch.
Speaker 5: My two entries are the Red Rock Deli Sea salt
Speaker 5: and balsamic vinegar.
Speaker 4: Oh see, I don't like salt and vinegar in general. Really.
Speaker 4: I mean, if if I'm not fucking picky, if they're
Speaker 4: there at the party, I'll have a couple. Yeah, but
Speaker 4: I would never ever choose them. If I don't feel like.
Speaker 5: The joker at the end of a chip session after
Speaker 5: eating salt and vinegar, I'm not happy, Like you know
Speaker 5: how the corners of your mouth get all cut, your tuck.
Speaker 2: Gets all slicedyle.
Speaker 4: Good time to me. Oh I love that. Suck them
Speaker 4: over to idiot taste test each one. Why does this
Speaker 4: one say yeah? Why does this one say balsamic vinegar
Speaker 4: not just saltan vinegar. It's different.
Speaker 5: It's a deeper, more nuanced vinegar flavor. It's more you
Speaker 5: try calm.
Speaker 4: Have you had this one before?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 8: I don't think I have.
Speaker 2: I thought these were very very strong smell and the
Speaker 2: brand must be Red Rock Deli. Okay, we'll give it
Speaker 2: a go. Yeah, this crunch, good crunch.
Speaker 4: Okay, reserve your judgment for later.
Speaker 5: Okay, my next chips callum the kettle, sweet chili and
Speaker 5: sour cream, right, chuck meat now.
Speaker 4: Mind, I do like a sweet chili. But now when
Speaker 4: it's like everyone eating at the party goes they're actually
Speaker 4: really hot, like you know, when you just kind of
Speaker 4: shovel your mouth full of them and then you go, oh, wait,
Speaker 4: well there's an after taste.
Speaker 2: Calum, you got a wish chip there?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: Do you want to wish ship?
Speaker 4: Is?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: You fucking young generations.
Speaker 4: I don't know what a wish chip is, Like, what
Speaker 4: do they signify a wishchip is?
Speaker 5: When the chip is folded over and it's a heart.
Speaker 5: It's a it's got a good crunch because it's a
Speaker 5: half chip like a shell.
Speaker 4: But didn't mean anything. It's not like a wishbone right
Speaker 4: where you snap it or something. You make a wishes,
Speaker 4: you chew it, you will make a wish calum gard.
Speaker 2: For it, make a wish and chill.
Speaker 4: I thought that's what this was. Yeah, oh yeah, it
Speaker 4: is your greedy with your wishes cloth the chip cream
Speaker 4: and chili sour cream and chili. Hmm, okay, but too chili.
Speaker 8: No, it's a good balance.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay. By the way, I did notice that both
Speaker 4: flavors come in both Kettle and Red Rock Deli. How
Speaker 4: come you differentiated?
Speaker 5: It's very important, Okay, yeah, there is a different flavor
Speaker 5: profile to eat. It has to be those brands, and
Speaker 5: it has to be those flavors.
Speaker 4: So the Red Rock Deli Sultan bal stomaic vinegar, correct,
Speaker 4: But never the Kettle Sultan vinegar. Never. Okay, I don't
Speaker 4: even want to look at them.
Speaker 2: But jennk you pass me the balsamic, but your too chips?
Speaker 4: All right, my two. And by the way, I have
Speaker 4: brought these out at many a party in recent months
Speaker 4: and The feedback from friends has been, Oh my god,
Speaker 4: I'm so glad we're in this era. I forgot these
Speaker 4: fucking existed. These absolutely slap it is. They're good old
Speaker 4: fashioned burgering.
Speaker 6: That's a good one.
Speaker 2: That's really good.
Speaker 4: I got a party pack. You don't have to get
Speaker 4: stressed about what brand burgering. I think burgerings are burgerings. Really,
Speaker 4: burgerings are really good.
Speaker 2: They must own the patent on them, because there's there's
Speaker 2: no burgering ripoff.
Speaker 8: Burger men they got discontinued, Oh did they?
Speaker 2: They're amazing little men that you eat. Used to bite
Speaker 2: their head off first.
Speaker 4: I think the closest thing to a burgering would be
Speaker 4: a cheesel. But they're a bit fucking much for me.
Speaker 2: I agree cheesels too much. Put on your fingers and
Speaker 2: have some fun.
Speaker 4: Have you when it was the last time you had
Speaker 4: a bloody burgering years ago? They're good ship.
Speaker 8: Yeah, childhood friend's birthday party?
Speaker 4: Just come to my place, mate? Are there served fucking
Speaker 4: snacks every night?
Speaker 8: Rings in?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 8: Oh, they've changed that recipe?
Speaker 4: Bullshit? Give it here.
Speaker 2: Let us try.
Speaker 8: That does not taste like what I remember.
Speaker 4: Now, that's a gorgeous. But oh god, it's so good.
Speaker 4: I couldn't even finish the let me try. There's nothing
Speaker 4: different about that.
Speaker 2: What's up your No, it feels it with you. It
Speaker 2: feels weaker, the flavors not as there.
Speaker 4: If Carlum hadn't put that idea in your head, you
Speaker 4: wouldn't have thought that. I reckon, Thank you, Jenner.
Speaker 8: Okay, I know what it is. The flavor is enhanced
Speaker 8: after getting out of a pool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I assumed, like.
Speaker 8: A childhood party, you've just had a swim for your mates,
Speaker 8: then everyone dives into the burger rings. It's a different experience.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's nothing quite like diving into the pool, getting
Speaker 5: the burgerings and having some, but then the next handful
Speaker 5: you get the soggy ones on grab before.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's got something to do with the fact that
Speaker 4: I got the gigantic party bag of burger rings, whereas
Speaker 4: the tiny little package that you you know, you'd get
Speaker 4: those boxes of like favorite chips, you'd have all the
Speaker 4: tiny packets in a big box. Maybe, I don't know,
Speaker 4: there's something to do with the ratio.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe there's a lot.
Speaker 4: Of burglings in that packet. Maybe they kind of marinate
Speaker 4: in themselves when it's just a tiny little packet. Yeah,
Speaker 4: maybe my chicken one, my second one. I do need
Speaker 4: to paint a bit of theater of the mind. Okay,
Speaker 4: you're at the theater. M okay there, and this is
Speaker 4: one of the only few snacks on offer, and it
Speaker 4: makes you feel a bit lardy dark because you're like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm at the theater. This is a special treat that
Speaker 4: I only get when I'm going to see a musical.
Speaker 9: It is.
Speaker 2: Get rid of it. That's not a chip in my eye.
Speaker 4: Sorry, yes it is. I would like to say that
Speaker 4: I wanted to just buy the original Pringles, and it
Speaker 4: speaks volumes that they were sold out, so I had
Speaker 4: to get this meat Lover's pizza flavor, which I have
Speaker 4: not tried. But just bear in mind that it's Springles
Speaker 4: as a concept, not necessarily this flavor. Wow, which how
Speaker 4: can you not find Pringles so satisfying? They all tesselate what? Well, look,
Speaker 4: they all just they're all spooning.
Speaker 5: Yeah you can see that, but no, because your hand
Speaker 5: gets stark and they all taste the same. I don't
Speaker 5: like them, no, And it's a biscuit that's.
Speaker 4: Tastes the same it's a biscuit. What do you mean
Speaker 4: they will taste all.
Speaker 2: The different varieties of pringles taste the same, that they're
Speaker 2: not unique.
Speaker 4: I'll let you try the bloody I'll try see. Look
Speaker 4: at how they are just like cozy up to each other.
Speaker 4: People are with bitch when they get a big bag
Speaker 4: of chips all the air, it's a rip off. This
Speaker 4: doesn't happen the tins full. Try and they all squeeze
Speaker 4: in as many as they can because they're the same
Speaker 4: shape and they all so.
Speaker 2: Your submission, Your submission is generic pringles. This is just
Speaker 2: what you could get.
Speaker 4: Oh god, I haven't had this flavor of meat lovers,
Speaker 4: but it's interesting. But it's Pringles is a concept. Callum right,
Speaker 4: they're awful Calum, like old crust Calum with the judge.
Speaker 2: They're a biscuit.
Speaker 4: What do you think.
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 8: It tastes like diluted meat lover's pizza.
Speaker 4: Yeah no, they've kind of nailed that flavor.
Speaker 2: But that is a very accurate flavor. Yeah yeah, Noel, yeah,
Speaker 2: widely where it stands cheery.
Speaker 4: I don't understand your point where you say it's a biscuit,
Speaker 4: Like what what bisguit is? That thin.
Speaker 6: This is a biscuit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, look at the cookies and it's got a chip.
Speaker 2: It's not because the chip is a potato chip. Are
Speaker 2: they made from potato?
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, they're just they are potato chips. They're in
Speaker 4: the chip aisle.
Speaker 5: Look what I'm holding up. That's an actual chip with
Speaker 5: potato markings in it. The brown spot. They're processed, they're mashed,
Speaker 5: they're being forced into a cookie shape.
Speaker 4: Well, it's like they've just got a cookie cutter, like
Speaker 4: they slice them all the exact same shape. It's not
Speaker 4: it's not haphazard like other chips. Anyway, I just don't
Speaker 4: like them, and I don't have to.
Speaker 2: I don't have to.
Speaker 4: So so far, the four we've put forward are the
Speaker 4: kettle chili and sour cream is it? Yeah, red rock,
Speaker 4: Deily salt and balsamic vinegar, the burger rings, the pringles,
Speaker 4: and now, Jenna, what are you putting forward? Okay?
Speaker 6: So these are my favorite. I love these. They're a
Speaker 6: bit different to all of yours. So, Mitch, you're gonna
Speaker 6: hate this.
Speaker 7: I I've chosen cobs, popcorn, lightly altered and slightly sweet.
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ when I asked her when I was doing
Speaker 4: the shop. I said, are you sure you're going to
Speaker 4: put that forward in the top five? Absolutely, you're sure
Speaker 4: that's the strongest holster back here.
Speaker 2: You know that's not a fucking gyp.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but it's still in a chip.
Speaker 2: Let me guess what was your next option? Grain waves.
Speaker 4: I do love a grain waves.
Speaker 2: I love a grain wave, but they're not a jip anyway.
Speaker 6: Whatever, callum, you've been a judge.
Speaker 4: See the thing about it's like a packet of popcorn.
Speaker 4: Popcorn has its place, but I think the microwave popcorn
Speaker 4: or the movie in a popcorn shit's all over this.
Speaker 4: This is like supposed to be help the conscious popcorn.
Speaker 4: And so it's cold, it's not that buttery. Oh it's
Speaker 4: nut free though, Oh really?
Speaker 2: Yeah shit, I didn't. I was going to say, the
Speaker 2: three of us haven't been nut free for a long time.
Speaker 8: Oh, I should get a few because it's salty and sweet,
Speaker 8: slightly salted.
Speaker 2: That's embarrassing.
Speaker 8: No, I think we know what number five is.
Speaker 2: Well said, do you know what I all slaps?
Speaker 4: By the way, while we're talking about popcorn, I have
Speaker 4: this vivid fucking memory of when I was in year
Speaker 4: five or U six or something, and they had a
Speaker 4: class party for like the last ave of the year
Speaker 4: and everyone had to bring a snack. I brought something
Speaker 4: that I thought was gonna win me so many friends
Speaker 4: because I thought it slapped, but everyone went, h yuck.
Speaker 4: Why'd you bring that rainbow popcorn? I love rainbow popcorn.
Speaker 4: It's just yark No, but I associate they're on part
Speaker 4: with Burgering, so like kid's birthday parties. Me, the rainbow
Speaker 4: pop pine was gorgeous.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but again the pool experience. I think if you're
Speaker 8: going to enjoy rainbow popcorn, you need to have just
Speaker 8: had a swim.
Speaker 2: I agree with Callum.
Speaker 5: I also think we are missing out on the plane
Speaker 5: Smith's Sea Salt, like everyone loves a plane Sea Salt, Chippy,
Speaker 5: the Crinkle One.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's safe. That's just too safe.
Speaker 2: True. We've gone our favorites, what we always go by
Speaker 2: and what we stand by.
Speaker 4: And if you're listening on Spotify, we might actually put
Speaker 4: in the comment section you can put forward any fucking
Speaker 4: ship that we may have neglected to put in the
Speaker 4: top five. I'll have it out with you. But who
Speaker 4: you should really be having it out with his calend
Speaker 4: because he's deciding the ranking to go. Well, have you
Speaker 4: worked on your thoughts?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: I have. Okay, it's a tough one.
Speaker 2: Take your time and we'll begin with number five.
Speaker 8: Okay, So look, I think it's pretty clear. The Cops
Speaker 8: sweet and salty popcorn.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, we knew that. Jenna's no. No offense to
Speaker 3: Jenna because I'm not defense. Okay, Well, when I have popcorn,
Speaker 3: I just want it fresh from like the cinema.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Otherwise sweet and salty, No, it just doesn't go. Doesn't
Speaker 4: feel like the Cobs. Popcorn is something that a well
Speaker 4: intended mother would get it like. No, I'm not getting
Speaker 4: your chips in more at the popcorn. It's more healthy. Yes,
Speaker 4: maybe it's the trauma.
Speaker 2: My mother's done that before in a child's lunchbox, not
Speaker 2: in a broadcast studio.
Speaker 4: Correct.
Speaker 2: Correct, and Jenna stupid choice.
Speaker 4: Number four? Number four.
Speaker 8: Wow, Now this is tough. I was tossing up between two.
Speaker 8: I've decided to go number four. The Sultan Vinegar.
Speaker 4: Oh fuck, that's one of yours, me over right?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 8: You love to feel like the joker? I fucking hate it. Really,
Speaker 8: that is, there is nothing enjoyable about feeling like I've
Speaker 8: been slashed at the mouth after a packet of chips.
Speaker 4: No, it's the sting. There shouldn't be repercussions with a chip.
Speaker 2: No, I feel like I'm being punished for the Sultan vinegar. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it does repeat on you, but that also makes you
Speaker 2: remember that you had the experience, because if you don't
Speaker 2: remember loving it.
Speaker 4: All exactly and then bid you accidentally licky lips and
Speaker 4: then you're like the remnants.
Speaker 2: Imagine pashing someone after a Sultan viner.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, shall we try it?
Speaker 2: Callum?
Speaker 4: No? Alright, so okay, now we're moving on to number three.
Speaker 4: Number three is pringles. Wow, oh co that means both
Speaker 4: of my You're in the top three, so I'm happy
Speaker 4: with that. Yeah, what's your idiot?
Speaker 2: It's a texture thing.
Speaker 8: I like a good crunch and pringles are good, but
Speaker 8: I don't feel as satisfied after crunching a pringle.
Speaker 4: Probably because they don't have air bubbles and shit in
Speaker 4: the middle like something. Yeah, yeah, I think they're crunching.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's got some dunce.
Speaker 8: I mean the flavors, all right, the Meat Lover's Pizza
Speaker 8: limited Edition. But no, there are better contenders.
Speaker 2: I stand with Callum, to be honest with you.
Speaker 4: I think that I think that fucking Pringles slap. I've
Speaker 4: done it to belittle you, but you've had normal pringles, right, yeah, okay.
Speaker 8: Good, that's taken into consideration.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So this means that Mitch, you and I both have
Speaker 5: one chip left in the final two. One of our
Speaker 5: chips will be crowned the number one most beloved chip
Speaker 5: in the nation.
Speaker 8: The next Chip Superstar.
Speaker 5: Correct, Yeah, Australia's next Chip Superstar and the winner of
Speaker 5: the title.
Speaker 2: On the podcast, Callum, you're.
Speaker 4: Going number two first, and the number one, okay.
Speaker 2: Number two.
Speaker 4: Number two.
Speaker 8: Is burger rings number one, sweet chilli and sour cream.
Speaker 5: Callum, adore, you give me those sweet chills.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to throw that to go everywhere.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 8: Look it was It was tough, but it came down
Speaker 8: to the experience of eating the chip, because I like
Speaker 8: how a chip makes me feel. Burger rings must be
Speaker 8: consumed after a party, get out, after appool. You know,
Speaker 8: they weren't soggy, so I had to go with the
Speaker 8: sweet chills. Our cream soggy.
Speaker 4: So first, my fucking pringles weren't punching en up and
Speaker 4: our my burger rings aren't soggy enough.
Speaker 2: God, sorry about it, but I mean I think a
Speaker 2: soggy ring isn't that bad of a thing.
Speaker 4: I've heard that you're quite partial to a soggy ring.
Speaker 2: Yes, I really am.
Speaker 4: Try well, I'm so sorry that my rings aren't soggy
Speaker 4: enough for your liking.
Speaker 2: Mitchell, try the winning chip and you actually had.
Speaker 8: Yeah. I like the balance between the sweet chili sour cream.
Speaker 8: I've had other brands. I get what Mitch is saying.
Speaker 4: It also depends on what kind of crowd you're trying
Speaker 4: to impress. If it's just my friends, my close circle,
Speaker 4: I'll whip out the burger rings. But if I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: the Queen's coming over, sorry, Queen Consort, I better whip
Speaker 4: out the kettle. They're a bit fucking slightly higher to you.
Speaker 4: Much like Daryl le versus Cadbrec.
Speaker 5: I'm so proud of my little kettles. Jenny, you've got
Speaker 5: to try get in it.
Speaker 4: She's still in it.
Speaker 2: She's chowing down on that fucking popcorn.
Speaker 4: Okay, now, I'm with you. Those kettles, Slap. They're not
Speaker 4: too spicy. They're the perfect aunt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a good balance, but I will say good ranking
Speaker 2: burger rings are really good.
Speaker 4: I thought it was a strong contender. Hmm this popcorns.
Speaker 2: I'm having a mart orgasm for these chips.
Speaker 4: Listen, Oh god this.
Speaker 8: Oh now they're so yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm still a sure Louise I get the fuck out. Bye.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I'll take my chips with me. Yeah, take you.
Speaker 8: I'll take a cookie. I need to cleanse me palate.
Speaker 2: Bye yeah bye yeah.
Speaker 4: Is it just me? You can follow the show online,
Speaker 4: just search a couple of mitches. If you don't, you're
Speaker 4: a tickhead. I've got a moral conundrum. I need your
Speaker 4: two cents on here. Okay, So, if you've been keeping
Speaker 4: a close eye on my Instagram, you would know that
Speaker 4: I'm currently in my walking era.
Speaker 5: I've got you muted, unfortunately, but I can imagine that's fun.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm making it known that I'm in my walking
Speaker 4: era because I really was not getting enough steps in
Speaker 4: my day. There was one fucking day that I had
Speaker 4: a low of forty nine.
Speaker 2: Steps, Mitchell.
Speaker 4: That's shocking. I know. I know exactly what happened on
Speaker 4: that day. I had a big night, I was hungover,
Speaker 4: I woke up, walked to the office. Edited this podcast
Speaker 4: on a Sunday uploaded it went back to bed. Wow
Speaker 4: that was my fort nine step day, and I was like, right, okay,
Speaker 4: I need to fucking up the ante here. I got
Speaker 4: a notification the other day say oh, your average daily
Speaker 4: steps have risen this month. Fuck goes the hell? Hell done?
Speaker 6: How done? That's big.
Speaker 4: But the thing is, I've got this weird, fucking toxic
Speaker 4: trait where I hate aimlessly walking. I don't like to
Speaker 4: just go for a walk for no fucking reason.
Speaker 2: That's the point of it. But the reason is you're
Speaker 2: going to better your health.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's not enough of me. I like to
Speaker 4: kill two birds with one stone. I'm in a bitch
Speaker 4: and honey. So, like you know, people usually get pissed
Speaker 4: off when you get a little slip from the post
Speaker 4: office you have to go pick it up. I'm like,
Speaker 4: perfect it. Excuse to walk? That's two k's both ways.
Speaker 2: Oh so you need something to do?
Speaker 4: Yes, I need to be walking for a reason. Otherwise
Speaker 4: it feels like a waste of time, which I know
Speaker 4: is a stupid way of thinking about it.
Speaker 6: What about what about if you aim to finish a podcast?
Speaker 4: Well, sometimes podcasts are getting shorter and shorter of these days.
Speaker 2: Yea, they really are.
Speaker 4: And also what happens is I'll hit play on the
Speaker 4: podcast in the house and then I'll start procrastinating, and
Speaker 4: then the podcast is nearly finished and I'm like, I
Speaker 4: haven't even started the walking.
Speaker 5: I do the same thing. I take phone calls when
Speaker 5: I walk. I prefer to chat to people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I do. I call my family, call you,
Speaker 2: meet you when I'm walking.
Speaker 4: Have I ever gotten a walking call for you? There
Speaker 4: you have.
Speaker 5: If I'm out of breath and sound like I'm about
Speaker 5: to die, then yeah.
Speaker 4: But one of my friends came up with a suggestion
Speaker 4: because I don't like to walk for no reason. They said,
Speaker 4: why did you become a dog walker? And I was like,
Speaker 4: fucking bingo. I love that because not only do I
Speaker 4: need a reason to walk, but I also need accountability
Speaker 4: and you're getting paid. True, well, I wouldn't even fucking charge.
Speaker 4: I don't mind. I just want to be able to
Speaker 4: have a reason to leave. And also someone's expecting me
Speaker 4: there at a certain time on a certain day, so
Speaker 4: I have to actually go. I can't bitch it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: because yeah, that's why do you think I'm going to
Speaker 4: polates classes? Because I have a time and a place
Speaker 4: to be there. You hate dogs, you're a cat guy.
Speaker 4: I'm actually not. I was always a dog person. The
Speaker 4: reason I didn't get a dog was because I was
Speaker 4: working here and didn't have time to walk it.
Speaker 2: Kay, fair, fair.
Speaker 4: But now that I'm a lady of leisure, essentially, I've
Speaker 4: got time to walk dogs.
Speaker 2: So you're gonna put a little tear off on a
Speaker 2: post it note around town.
Speaker 4: Well, I actually signed up to I don't know. It's
Speaker 4: sort of like a dog walking marketplace. It's an hour
Speaker 4: why does it what's it called? What is it called?
Speaker 4: Actually it's called not sponsored walk and wa. No, it's
Speaker 4: called poor Shake Porshaw.
Speaker 2: That's funny. Yeah, it's a very funny name.
Speaker 4: And so this was months ago. I set up my
Speaker 4: poor Shake profile. I got chat GBT to write a
Speaker 4: description thing. It's like, I'm a passionate, enthusiastic dog walker,
Speaker 4: blah blah blah blah, fucking mad about dog My is
Speaker 4: wagging at the thought of walking. Your beloved wouldn't have
Speaker 4: said tail wagging, Jesus, what's my tail? Oh?
Speaker 2: Stop it?
Speaker 4: But anyway, this was months ago that I signed up
Speaker 4: to be a dog walker, and I honestly fucking forgot.
Speaker 4: This week I got my first inquiry. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: my first customer. But this is where the moral dilemma
Speaker 4: comes in.
Speaker 2: You fuck them? No, sorry, I don't know.
Speaker 4: So they've inquired about me walking their gorgeous little dog
Speaker 4: named Ladybug.
Speaker 2: Okay, do you have a photo of Lady Book.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to find it, but I think poor Shake
Speaker 4: might be fucking glitching at the moment because it keep
Speaker 4: saying four h four being not found. I did have
Speaker 4: a photo of Ladybug. I'd love to show you one
Speaker 4: of those little fucking black more teasings. No, like a
Speaker 4: what do you call it? Fuck? A little black French bulldog.
Speaker 4: And so they are going away for three weeks, and
Speaker 4: there's a few days a week that their partner isn't home.
Speaker 4: So they want me to do Monday, Tuesday and Thursday. Okay,
Speaker 4: go right for three weeks. And so they want me
Speaker 4: to do it, and I really want to do it. However,
Speaker 4: here's the fucking problem. Right, two of the days I'm
Speaker 4: going to be in fucking ularu ah. Oh, and so
Speaker 4: tomorrow I'm doing my meet and greet with Ladybug to
Speaker 4: make sure I'm a good fit. Do I or do
Speaker 4: I not flag that I'm actually not available? Oh? No,
Speaker 4: because I really want to do it. I'm so excited.
Speaker 5: You can't get AI to help me with this one.
Speaker 5: AI can't walk the fucking dog. You need to be honest.
Speaker 5: You have to tell them that you can't. You're in
Speaker 5: ularu unless you want to take ding fucking beetle with
Speaker 5: you there and walk him around the red dot.
Speaker 2: Otherwise, no, but.
Speaker 4: I really want to do it. And I'm like, if
Speaker 4: this person's away for three weeks, how would they even
Speaker 4: know I don't if I don't turn up and walk it.
Speaker 2: That's the moral dilemma. Okay, I was thinking just tell
Speaker 2: them no, but I get it you're thinking of a
Speaker 2: lying as I.
Speaker 4: Really want to walk this fucking dog. I'm so excited.
Speaker 6: It's so how many days would you not be able
Speaker 6: to walk it?
Speaker 4: I think they're asking me to walk it three times
Speaker 4: a week for three weeks, so that's nine, So two
Speaker 4: out of nine.
Speaker 6: I think that's fine. The dog can have a rest.
Speaker 4: But I can't just leave the dog unattended. No, I
Speaker 4: would have to give the key to a friend or something.
Speaker 2: Wait, are you also feeding this dog day and every day?
Speaker 4: And night. We haven't nutted out the details yet. I
Speaker 4: have my meet and greet tomorrow.
Speaker 2: So they must be.
Speaker 5: If you're only working it twice a week or three
Speaker 5: times a week, someone else must be coming to feed
Speaker 5: it every other day because you got to feed a
Speaker 5: dog that morning.
Speaker 4: Another partner, So it's a couple. One of them's going
Speaker 4: away for three weeks. The other one is kind of
Speaker 4: in and out of the house. Sometimes they're sometimes not.
Speaker 4: And so the days that poor little lady bugs home alone,
Speaker 4: that's when they've enlisted Mitchell the darlingdog walker from Paulshake
Speaker 4: dot com Dot a yu ye to come in and
Speaker 4: pick up the slack. But I don't want them to
Speaker 4: hire someone else. If I tell them I can't do
Speaker 4: these days, they might hire someone else.
Speaker 2: Mitchell, there's plenty of dot and I'll have all.
Speaker 4: Nine shifts ripped out of my hand.
Speaker 5: Shifts sound like a fifteen year old about to work
Speaker 5: at McDonald's. No, say no, you don't want to be
Speaker 5: to be involved in the death of a dog.
Speaker 4: Why would it die?
Speaker 5: You just don't know. I catastrophize everything. So what if
Speaker 5: poor little gumdrop got hit.
Speaker 2: By a vase or something?
Speaker 5: When you weren't home, but you were meant to find
Speaker 5: it the next day, but you didn't because you're in
Speaker 5: the Red Center.
Speaker 4: But I wouldn't leave the dog there without anyone checking in.
Speaker 6: But would you get somebody else?
Speaker 4: You know? Is that an option? I don't know either.
Speaker 4: I'm honest, and I tell them there's two days I
Speaker 4: can't do here, and I risk them pulling out all
Speaker 4: together and going with someone else. Or I say sure,
Speaker 4: I'll be there, Mitchell, I'll be there. But then I
Speaker 4: just give their house keys to another friend they can
Speaker 4: go look after ladybug?
Speaker 2: Are you angling that you want me to go and
Speaker 2: fill in for your two days and look after that?
Speaker 4: And I was hoping it off.
Speaker 6: I think that's a great idea.
Speaker 4: What are the dates? Monday and Tuesday, the fifth and
Speaker 4: sixth of June, anytime between eleven am and four pm?
Speaker 4: Just half an hour?
Speaker 6: Amazing?
Speaker 4: Oh, I actually can't.
Speaker 2: I can't Monday.
Speaker 4: I good Tuesday, but I can't Monday. I might be
Speaker 4: too confusing for poor little lady. Multiple new faces in
Speaker 4: the house.
Speaker 2: She would love me. I do smell of beef brisket,
Speaker 2: so she really enjoy my appearance.
Speaker 5: But then that would confuse her. If I'm coming in,
Speaker 5: then you're coming into the third gay man's coming in
Speaker 5: too much.
Speaker 4: I'm really confused now because the poor shake app it
Speaker 4: seems to be working, but my message history is gone.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, they've blocked you.
Speaker 4: I'm not kidding, they've blocked you. Like I checked this
Speaker 4: half an hour ago because I wanted the photo up
Speaker 4: on my phone to show you what lady Bug looks like.
Speaker 4: And now I don't have any message.
Speaker 2: Has you been ghosted by Ladybug?
Speaker 4: Ghosted? No, I'll be very up.
Speaker 6: This is devis.
Speaker 2: I'm really sorry broke it up. We not necessarily not
Speaker 2: necessarily no, but are likely.
Speaker 4: So look, look when I click view message in my email,
Speaker 4: they let me know when I've got a new message.
Speaker 4: They said, are you able to do a meet and
Speaker 4: greet this week? And I said sure Friday. When I
Speaker 4: click that four o four page cannot be found. Is
Speaker 4: it glitching or have I been ditched?
Speaker 2: Mitchell, you've been I think you've been ditched. Is there
Speaker 2: a phone app you can check?
Speaker 4: I'm trying that to Oh, then you've been ditched. I'm shattered.
Speaker 2: Hold on, Maybe Ladybug has passed and they've pulled blisting
Speaker 2: that's possible.
Speaker 4: But wait, look on the phone app, the messages doesn't
Speaker 4: work neither it's anything else. So maybe it is just
Speaker 4: a fuck up with the website. I could still be
Speaker 4: in the running to be Ladybug's part time babysitter.
Speaker 5: I can't imagine poor Shake's getting enough FOT traffic to
Speaker 5: have an on demand tech team.
Speaker 4: So for traffic, Yes, you're right, Portra. I love watching
Speaker 4: the cogs in your brain turn. Just then like what Yeah,
Speaker 4: I didn't get.
Speaker 2: It and I did get it, all right.
Speaker 5: Well I'm not helping you, but I don't think you'll
Speaker 5: need help because I think you've been fired. Yeah apologies there, yeah,
Speaker 5: sorry about that moral conundr and fixed.
Speaker 6: Yeah, at least you have an answer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you've got your answer. But that was my first
Speaker 4: inquiry in months.
Speaker 5: That says something about your profile. We need to give
Speaker 5: it some work. If that's your first bite in months,
Speaker 5: what are you doing wrong?
Speaker 4: You were just the one accusing Porschhake of not having
Speaker 4: that much foot traffic. So poor traffic, poor traffic? Thank you?
Speaker 4: Oh no, well, how else am I supposed to advertise
Speaker 4: that I want to warp people's dogs?
Speaker 2: Print out a piece of paper, you cut little flat
Speaker 2: things at the bottom and then you put it on
Speaker 2: a flag pole.
Speaker 4: I don't want to give out my fucking mobile on number.
Speaker 5: All right, if you were in the Sydney metropolitan area
Speaker 5: and you need your dog walked, and that's not a euphemism,
Speaker 5: Wolf Wolf, Mitch will do it for you, but not
Speaker 5: in the dates that he is in the Red Center.
Speaker 4: Because he's busy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there you go, transparent open I reckon, you'll get bookings, Mitchell.
Speaker 5: All you need to do is send us a text
Speaker 5: to what number.
Speaker 4: Over one two seven, two nine two.
Speaker 2: That's all right.
Speaker 5: Also, if you've got any other animals, Mitchell, walk them.
Speaker 5: You can walk a rabbit these days, you know in
Speaker 5: the world.
Speaker 4: I've had experience with guinea pick handling. I can walk
Speaker 4: at guinea pig.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he host this show with me every week, so
Speaker 2: you can handle a rodent.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got the pig bit right.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, good luck, Mitchell. Keep us up up
Speaker 2: to date with your new your newfound venture.
Speaker 4: I'm really stressed about this.
Speaker 2: Be wrong.
Speaker 4: I hope that this app just starts working again.
Speaker 7: Maybe Lady Bean all or whatever, run away, lady bug,
Speaker 7: Lady fuck.
Speaker 4: They're actually very hard to find lady bugs.
Speaker 6: That's true, they're rare.
Speaker 2: And maybe it's good luck that she landed on you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean maybe it migrated for the winter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a really good call.
Speaker 4: That's a really good well said. You're right, it's really
Speaker 4: good anyway. So basically, long story short, is it morally
Speaker 4: wrong to take the gig? But they're not turn up
Speaker 4: for two other days? Yes, Mitchell, being selfish, I just
Speaker 4: want some ladybug time.
Speaker 5: You'll get another booking with Ladybug. I reckon be transparent
Speaker 5: with them. Say, guys, I would love to work with Roach.
Speaker 5: However I cannot.
Speaker 6: Be there, but next time I definitely will.
Speaker 5: I'd love to work with you and your dog. I
Speaker 5: see us having a great future together. However I cannot
Speaker 5: make these dates. Don't play with people's pets. With a
Speaker 5: gay couple, you said partner.
Speaker 4: They just said partner gay in your suburb.
Speaker 2: I reckon that that dog to them is their baby.
Speaker 5: It's true you don't want to mess with them, and
Speaker 5: you also don't want to freak them out if they
Speaker 5: find out.
Speaker 2: You know, Mitchell, they could follow you.
Speaker 5: What if they follow you and they go let's see
Speaker 5: where ladybugs parent and guardian interim is and Mitch is
Speaker 5: frolicking on the back of a bus with a feather
Speaker 5: bower on his gay boyfriend wrapped around his waist. And
Speaker 5: then there's Ladybug, completely starved at home in the Inn
Speaker 5: West flat alone.
Speaker 4: That would never happen.
Speaker 2: I can see it happening.
Speaker 4: Why would I do that? Are you not posting about
Speaker 4: all the roof of those two days? Well, yeah, of
Speaker 4: course I will. But I'm not going to leave Lady
Speaker 4: Bug unattended.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but that little dog is very hungry all the time.
Speaker 4: Will They only want me to pop in for half
Speaker 4: an hour, three days a week. That's all they want,
Speaker 4: So I've better get someone else to do it.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing it for you.
Speaker 4: I don't have a time, Jenna, I can't. You said
Speaker 4: you could do tuesday. I can do Tuesday. I can.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want my five dollar commission.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's fine.
Speaker 6: So you don't want to spook lady.
Speaker 4: Not all dogs are as easily spooked as you, Jenna.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think the dog will be fine, Jenna. It
Speaker 2: will smell me coming. I get along well with dogs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, look at our partnership. I've been thriving for gears.
Speaker 2: All right, Mitchell, don't do it. That's my final verdict.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was afraid you were going to say that.
Speaker 4: All right, let's go.
Speaker 2: I'm fucked off, all right, get out of here.
Speaker 4: Everyone needs a dog walked let me know.
Speaker 2: Okay, idiot callum. Thank you so much for being here.
Speaker 8: Yeah, thank you, thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 4: It's been a delight. You enjoyed it. It's fun.
Speaker 2: You're the first ever listener of the show to be
Speaker 2: and seeing it.
Speaker 4: Happen like, that's not true.
Speaker 2: Who was it?
Speaker 4: Remember Georgie? He brought in the cookies. Get baked by Georgie.
Speaker 2: She was really charming and warm and I felt really
Speaker 2: good having her.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, let's see where we stand.
Speaker 4: We're all sitting you fucking awarded your chips number one.
Speaker 4: Don't get satiny, I know.
Speaker 2: Thank you can.
Speaker 4: Don't start with me.
Speaker 5: I've still got a yoga that's been baking under these
Speaker 5: led lights or them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's probably curdled. Fine, we better get out of here.
Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah, let's go see you next week. Thank you
Speaker 2: for listening, appreciated it.
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Speaker 4: No, I try one of these now, that's what I
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Speaker 6: They're really good.
Speaker 4: That's what I really want to dry.
Speaker 2: Stand up and I have a little lay of the
Speaker 2: land and see where.
Speaker 4: So hang on, what are you handing me out of
Speaker 4: the Arnca obsessions?
Speaker 7: Yes, obsession milk chocolate, decadent biscuit with a creamy chocolate
Speaker 7: center chunks and a milk chocolate coat the boxes.
Speaker 2: It's it's odd. It looks generic.
Speaker 4: It doesn't. Yeah, it's not a very eye catching bump okay.
Speaker 2: J CROs when you know that awful?
Speaker 8: Yeah, they don't have texture?
Speaker 2: Those are dry?
Speaker 6: Are you serious?
Speaker 4: I mean they taste good, but they've just a bit impractical.
Speaker 4: They're kind of crumbling my hands.
Speaker 8: What's that fear with like all the holes and ship?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, like people are afraid of crumpets.
Speaker 8: Yeah, like that is a bit horrified to tripophobia or
Speaker 8: something like that. It's just all the rice bubbles, carra
Speaker 8: milk slices, hedgehog with almond pieces, toasted coconut and rice
Speaker 8: criss hedgehog me like a hedgehog slice.
Speaker 4: You know, it's got the malt biscuits and the chocolate
Speaker 4: not across that.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: Oh it like my back in high school.
Speaker 8: It says here one serve is equal to four squares,
Speaker 8: So we're lying this week.
Speaker 4: I guess.
Speaker 8: Oh god, that's solid.
Speaker 4: Give us one bit. I don't want a whole road
Speaker 4: hedgehog ship, all right, like spider eggs. No, No, oh god,
Speaker 4: it's okay. It's just a bit much. That hedgehog shit.
Speaker 5: I and I think the best treat is the number
Speaker 5: one winning chip.
Speaker 4: They're so good.
Speaker 8: Yeah, the sweet chili sour cream.
Speaker 2: I disagree, Well clearly Calum doesn't.
Speaker 8: No, it was great. I like the ratio, the synergic
Speaker 8: I believe we call it. Give me a mashi. You
Speaker 8: haven't had a mashy?
Speaker 4: I help yourself, I guess. Come on, Oh you got
Speaker 4: to dip in the ground.
Speaker 8: Oh, sorry about it? Right here we go.
Speaker 2: Oh he's trying to mashy.
Speaker 8: Oh it's very cold.
Speaker 4: It has been over an hour, so that might be whye,
Speaker 4: that'd be good fresh. Yeah, I got to say. Because
Speaker 4: I've been on this bloody health kick the last few weeks,
Speaker 4: I think I've become one of those people that I
Speaker 4: hate where I've had like a little bit of chocolate
Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh, I've got a can ache, I've
Speaker 4: got a sugar like, oh god, I've become that person.
Speaker 4: I used to be devoured with like a square kilometer
Speaker 4: of caramel slice. But these you've changed.
Speaker 2: You do look good. Have you hit the ten kilo
Speaker 2: mark yet?
Speaker 4: I'm not aiming for ten killers. I prefer not to
Speaker 4: focus on numbers. Okay, fair, My only goal was to
Speaker 4: fit back into my old clothes. I'm going to need
Speaker 4: them back from Sean. He inherited a lot of my wardrobe.
Speaker 4: Did he really?
Speaker 2: That's so funny? Then, yeah, you can have him back.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
Speaker 5: Now tell me what Sean's review was of me the
Speaker 5: other week because I went gay clubbing with you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, God, you're very needy today, don't. I don't remember
Speaker 4: the review he brought it up. He didn't give a
Speaker 4: review now.
Speaker 2: But you said he was. He was shocked to my manners.
Speaker 4: No, he just when you got out of the uber
Speaker 4: and said, oh, drive safe, he was like, oh, I
Speaker 4: like that. I'm going to add that to my repertoire.
Speaker 4: Because you know how Sean can't stop at one nicety
Speaker 4: your fucking word moments them all that. He's like, cheers
Speaker 4: all the best, thanks so much, see I have all
Speaker 4: one cheers. Yeah. And so he's added drive safe. He
Speaker 4: started saying it to me when I'm not driving, like,
Speaker 4: just I'll drive safe. I'll for fux sake, when you're riding, Yeah,
Speaker 4: drive saf Is that a gear stick? Or you happy
Speaker 4: to see me?
Speaker 2: Well he's such a sweetheart, Shawn, so nice. Yes, she
Speaker 2: is lovely I have met him, have you? Yeah?
Speaker 8: Mardi Gras really yeah, very briefly. Here's a sweetheart Sydney Manigra. Yeah,
Speaker 8: closing concert. Oh yeah, the one that Competresol.
Speaker 4: Yes of course died through. Yeah yeah, poor thing.
Speaker 2: So what are you doing in Sydney?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 8: Just visiting friends, all of which I've made through this podcast.
Speaker 5: Really yeah, that's quite sweet and shout them out well Jenny.
Speaker 8: Of course. Now Oscar and I get along as well.
Speaker 4: Didn't Some people like surprise you they flew to Brisbane.
Speaker 8: Jenny was one of those people in candas from Melbourne.
Speaker 8: They flew up to Brisbane and surprised me for my
Speaker 8: birthday and I met the podcast. We all met through
Speaker 8: the podcast.
Speaker 5: I was kind of in on that didn't organize any
Speaker 5: of it, but I knew that was happening and I
Speaker 5: was getting daily updates.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I had not a clue, and they'd been planning
Speaker 8: it for like five months prior so they did.
Speaker 2: Really was very hard.
Speaker 5: Because I messaged you to say happy birthday, but I
Speaker 5: knew and I didn't know if.
Speaker 4: It had happened yet.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that was like, oh, how has your day been?
Speaker 5: Is your heart beating at what? Level, and then it happened.
Speaker 8: It was beautiful King of the airwaves, I think you said,
Speaker 8: but you clarified that it was community and not commercial.
Speaker 4: Yes, that checks out.
Speaker 8: Just to humble me a little bit, Yeah, of course,
Speaker 8: thank you so much. I did get told that my
Speaker 8: solo radio show was canceled on my birthday as well,
Speaker 8: so that.
Speaker 4: Was Oh I thought you were still on air.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I am on Sunday nights. We're the only queer
Speaker 8: radio show in the Bayside area, and so you.
Speaker 4: Would have a lot of two radio shows. That's ludicrous
Speaker 4: and stupid.
Speaker 8: I mean, we were in the same time slot, so
Speaker 8: I'm convinced it was your doing.
Speaker 2: Where we Yeah, what time was.
Speaker 8: That one seven till nine on a Thursday night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were competing directly.
Speaker 4: That's sound not my cup of tea. Got started as
Speaker 4: a community radio show, and then we'd chop it up
Speaker 4: as a podcast. Crazy and we were on a queer
Speaker 4: station Thursday nights. Do you think this podcast could ever
Speaker 4: be a radio show? We'd have to fucking tone down
Speaker 4: the swearing.
Speaker 2: We would, yeah, and we'd have to throw to songs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I should be not doing that. Bet you can
Speaker 4: do that?
Speaker 2: Would you do it live.
Speaker 4: This is a weird hypothetical. I mean we are in
Speaker 4: the kids studio. Can we just go on air right now?
Speaker 4: There's nothing stopping it for all intents and purposes.
Speaker 2: Yes we could.
Speaker 4: It might not go down.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I'll do it. Cough.
Speaker 8: I'll do it in time to what song or whatever's playing.
Speaker 8: I'll just cough in time.
Speaker 4: And actually it's three p m. So the pickup would
Speaker 4: be on.
Speaker 5: Okay, this is live on Kiss right now, winking at everyone.
Speaker 4: In my wink era, Yes, I mean my cool girl
Speaker 4: wink era. There is nothing more awkward than me trying
Speaker 4: to wink. I'm like, I don't I can't time it
Speaker 4: right with my mouth. Have to listening to that? Yeah,
Speaker 4: we could be a radio shoes. Okay, let's not cough
Speaker 4: over towards me a moment internal.
Speaker 8: Did last pick week you made a noise that sounded
Speaker 8: like a peak. Oh yeah, horrific squeal?
Speaker 2: Remember pretty much like that?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I wonder if that's still in the system.
Speaker 2: I doubt it.
Speaker 4: It'd be called like cheery noise or something cheery. Pik.
Speaker 4: It's when you were laughing every file. Oh here we go?
Speaker 4: Is this it? Yeah? That was your pig screech last year.
Speaker 8: God was to say, that's not you in that voice,
Speaker 8: mampow as.
Speaker 2: Well now because I'm talking underneath that banshee.
Speaker 8: You're an editor of some description.
Speaker 4: That one comes from her soul. And by the way,
Speaker 4: she was not putting that on, like she was genuinely going,
Speaker 4: stop stop making me laugh. I can't stop. Like she
Speaker 4: was so apologetic for it. It fell and I was like,
Speaker 4: that is a gift. Don't ever apologize And.
Speaker 5: I really have to really say that that wasn't forced,
Speaker 5: like that was you know what, I'll just go that
Speaker 5: was That's where she cough.
Speaker 2: That's what she got to with a simple cough. Yeah
Speaker 2: she's not well.
Speaker 8: New pandemic coming soon.
Speaker 5: Oh fuck a dark well, Mitchell, I'm glad that you're
Speaker 5: in the dog walking ere I think I'm not yet.
Speaker 2: No, you're going to get another bite. I know you will.
Speaker 5: What always happens like Facebook market plage put something up
Speaker 5: from months and then finally everyone wants it on the
Speaker 5: same day.
Speaker 4: Does that actually happen?
Speaker 2: I get messages now for things that I was selling
Speaker 2: years ago.
Speaker 4: Oh. I really hope the apps down otherwise I'm going
Speaker 4: to be heartbroken.
Speaker 2: Would you just get a dog.
Speaker 6: No, Isabella would not agree.
Speaker 4: With the equivalent of being a babysitter versus being an
Speaker 4: actual parent. I don't want to fucking dog. Yeah, then
Speaker 4: I have to find a dog sitter. When I can't
Speaker 4: be fucked I'd rather be the dog sitter.
Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing. I have been thinking about getting
Speaker 2: a dog.
Speaker 4: M but you've been thinking about this for a long time.
Speaker 5: I have, But I think push has come to shove recently,
Speaker 5: and I would like to get a dog.
Speaker 4: Well, go on, can I walk it?
Speaker 2: That's where I'm getting to.
Speaker 4: Thank God, we like to walk my dog?
Speaker 2: Yeah, my non existent yet, don't hurry up.
Speaker 4: I feel like I've been asked to be the godparent
Speaker 4: before the child's born.
Speaker 2: Oh y, you'd be a great godfather. Speaking of all
Speaker 2: your family.
Speaker 5: At your fucking comedy show, they all had matching shirts
Speaker 5: with Mitchell's face on it. An ugly photo of Mitchell. Jane,
Speaker 5: your mum was so beyond excited to be there.
Speaker 4: She got a bit carried away. She's like tanked after
Speaker 4: half a glance of wine. I reckon she had around five.
Speaker 2: She was gipsy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, can you.
Speaker 2: Do truly nothing?
Speaker 4: To be honest, nothing.
Speaker 2: You saw Mitchell's Brisbane shows.
Speaker 4: Right car.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I've seen both of his Brisbane shows. Yeah, he's improving.
Speaker 4: So when thanks for your feedback.
Speaker 8: No, no worries. I'm keen for water off a duck's
Speaker 8: click to come to Brisbane.
Speaker 4: It will come to Brisbane eventually. Yeah. I think last
Speaker 4: year I went in like September, so I've got a
Speaker 4: bit of time. Yeah, you got to get those ducks
Speaker 4: through customs.
Speaker 6: And I really want to duck.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I made a mental note to bring one
Speaker 4: for you today. Damn it. I was devastating.
Speaker 2: I had my hand up. Could you see me? And
Speaker 2: when you were avoiding me because I was standing up,
Speaker 2: I couldn't see you know.
Speaker 6: I was screaming, dark, I want a duckyt.
Speaker 4: She was yeah, but you went. Everyone was screaming Enna,
Speaker 4: crowd whisper. Jenne's yell is nothing.
Speaker 2: Jenny and I were right at the back in the corner,
Speaker 2: weren't we were touched away, No wonder.
Speaker 4: I couldn't fucking see that.
Speaker 6: That's where we were allocated.
Speaker 5: We were told to sit there. I wanted to go
Speaker 5: front row and they said to you or Fatty and
Speaker 5: Pip squeak.
Speaker 4: That's what I might have had something to do with that.
Speaker 4: I told one of the people that worked there, I said,
Speaker 4: my family, if they try and sit in the front road,
Speaker 4: get rid of them. They must have just see you
Speaker 4: and du it with that, because I said, I don't
Speaker 4: want them in the front row because last year they
Speaker 4: kept talking during the show with if it was a conversation,
Speaker 4: Mam would be like, oh I remember that, shut up,
Speaker 4: just sit and listen. And and so I didn't want
Speaker 4: them at the front because they would try and steal
Speaker 4: the show.
Speaker 2: You stayed on time as well. You didn't go over.
Speaker 4: Did you a tiny bit over here?
Speaker 2: That's right, because you started late?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I went. Well, I do
Speaker 4: have to admit I did steal a poster from the wall.
Speaker 4: That's fine. I mean I did that at his Brisbane
Speaker 4: show and got him to sign it. You pulled it off. Yeah,
Speaker 4: there's no point of him being on the wall if
Speaker 4: the show's finished, right, you make a very good call.
Speaker 4: Then I still want to.
Speaker 8: Well, it sits on my wall right above your head shot.
Speaker 4: Oh why do you have one of Cherry's headshots?
Speaker 8: Because I won ten.
Speaker 4: Cent Tuesday that was years ago.
Speaker 8: My radio literally and it's not signed, it's just scanned
Speaker 8: and printed for fox sake, digitally signed.
Speaker 6: It's when you were little.
Speaker 8: Yeah, your start our photo.
Speaker 5: It was my startup photo. Yeah, got new ones. I'll
Speaker 5: express them to you.
Speaker 8: Thank you, only one from Jenet to Yeah you do,
Speaker 8: we'll take them today.
Speaker 4: Yeah we can't take some. Go print off a photo
Speaker 4: of yourself and sign it for Calum. Have your face
Speaker 4: in the scanner.
Speaker 2: You go sit on the scanner and get it to Calum. Okay,
Speaker 2: I am having a sugar crash. I feel like I'm exhausted, and.
Speaker 4: I barely had any sugar. I had one square of
Speaker 4: that fucking kidnet whatever it was.
Speaker 2: That's the name of that dog.
Speaker 4: You got a walk? I had one of Jenna's whatever
Speaker 4: it was. What is it called hedgehold? No, that's the
Speaker 4: other one, the biscuit. Oh, the obsession, the obsession was awful.
Speaker 2: I had a whole one of those.
Speaker 4: And then I've had maybe three mashes. That's nothing. And
Speaker 4: yet I'm like, oh, that's really knocked me around.
Speaker 2: I'm exhausted.
Speaker 4: We'll have left over, it's perfect.
Speaker 2: We were What are we going to do with them?
Speaker 2: Let's donate to a local homer shelter.
Speaker 4: Sure on the record, that's what we're doing.
Speaker 2: Idiot Calum. Yes, we'll get you to go to the local,
Speaker 2: no worries. Yeah you're saying in redfern right, yes, yes, great,
Speaker 2: we'll get you there.
Speaker 4: Well, we hope this podcast made you feel at least
Speaker 4: three percent today. That's all.
Speaker 6: For you.
Speaker 7: Job.
Speaker 4: I was waiting for you to go again, you know,
Speaker 4: I pushed through that line with a bit of coconut
Speaker 4: jam and nearly had a coughing bit, but did and
Speaker 4: you can't even fucking manage to say it out loud.
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, go again.
Speaker 4: That's it. We hope this podcast made you feel at
Speaker 4: least three percent today. That's all, just three percent, so
Speaker 4: we do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: Pigweek everyone, once you enjoy, listen to this show with
Speaker 5: your favorite snack and wash it down with your favorite
Speaker 5: disgusting drink.
Speaker 4: And don't forget a cheap meal is not a cheap day,
Speaker 4: because you know how sometimes if it's a cheap day,
Speaker 4: you'll eat one bad thing and they'll be like the
Speaker 4: rest of the days are right off, very true. You
Speaker 4: have one little treat that's not a cheap day. It's
Speaker 4: a cheap meal, just a little treat. You know what.
Speaker 2: Put that on our next merch drup. Yeah, it's beautiful,
Speaker 2: let's put.
Speaker 8: The Actually, yeah, I have gotten a call. People want merch.
Speaker 8: We'll have to start workshopping.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, we've already workshopped. Rash it.
Speaker 5: No, actually, while we've got you, is there any feedback
Speaker 5: from the idiots that you'd like to bring to us
Speaker 5: because you are ahead of them?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm aware that there are group chats with us
Speaker 4: and group chats without us. So what are they really saying?
Speaker 4: What are they chats without us?
Speaker 8: There's one on Snapchat, but it's like four of us
Speaker 8: that are active and everyone else is just you know, perving. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 8: although we do yell at everyone who leaves, it'll say
Speaker 8: you know, so and so left and we go fuck off.
Speaker 4: Sorry.
Speaker 2: Good people really enjoyed the the washing hacks for real
Speaker 2: life advice.
Speaker 8: I think people want more of that.
Speaker 4: Okay, Fuck, that's all I got. I know how to
Speaker 4: do laundry and that's it.
Speaker 2: I've got some tips on some other loads I can give.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 5: No, that does involve two fairy balls as well.
Speaker 4: Christ I shouldn't have come in, Hey, kids shoving off.
Speaker 5: Funny to say come in because my hacks are we
Speaker 5: don't say sorry?
Speaker 4: What other feedback?
Speaker 2: And it's okay, what do they hate? Yeah, say the
Speaker 2: stuff about general Please don't.
Speaker 4: I actually have the word Jenna blocked in my complaints
Speaker 4: foulder because there's just so many you wouldn't get to
Speaker 4: anything else. It's got our own faulder y.
Speaker 8: Yes, honestly, I think people miss the pranks.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I don't, Mitch, and I don't miss the pranks.
Speaker 5: We had a really heartfelt discussion because pranks, you know,
Speaker 5: it's a new age now, people have light pranks, Pranks
Speaker 5: get canceled, pranks get people in trouble.
Speaker 4: We did say we're not gonna go on record and
Speaker 4: announce that we're banning pranks in case we want to
Speaker 4: do one one day, but we were just like, funk,
Speaker 4: We're over it. Yeah, phase it out.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 8: TikTok school, that's a classic.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we could do a new TikTok school.
Speaker 2: There's a lot out.
Speaker 8: There, and I think that I think that covers most bases,
Speaker 8: most coins. Yeah, well not really complaints.
Speaker 4: Do you think there's a favorit, Mitch that they lean towards.
Speaker 8: Yes, the one with the initials MC.
Speaker 4: I think they loved them, Well said, I knew it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, with the good.
Speaker 2: I'll sleep well at night.
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, yeah, Well said, no favorite genis though it's
Speaker 8: quite odd.
Speaker 4: I struggle to believe that there's not one catty thing
Speaker 4: that someone said. Don't give us a name, just tell
Speaker 4: us one complaint. I'm trying to think now, because anyone
Speaker 4: ever said, oh, I can't stand Kumbsa's laugh or I
Speaker 4: can't stand cherries. Fucking I don't know sound effects.
Speaker 8: No, actually, yeah, there is a couple of people that
Speaker 8: don't like the sound effects.
Speaker 2: Yes, them, them.
Speaker 8: I love the sound effects me too. Don't stop looking
Speaker 8: over there.
Speaker 4: I think you've nailed the balance. I think so too,
Speaker 4: Like they used to be so unnecessary and they derail
Speaker 4: the conversation, but now they actually come in and they were.
Speaker 8: Yes, it's a good synergy. I was just about to
Speaker 8: say it. It's a good balance, like the sweet chilly
Speaker 8: sour cream chips.
Speaker 2: Correct Well said.
Speaker 4: Which is ruined it so specifically me, What do they
Speaker 4: hate about me?
Speaker 8: I think people hate, which is a strong word, but
Speaker 8: I'm repeating it. When you shut Mitch down when he's
Speaker 8: in a silly.
Speaker 4: Mood, I don't think I do that as much anymore,
Speaker 4: do I?
Speaker 8: Well, you said you're in a silly goosey era. Yeah,
Speaker 8: so I think you've improved on that without even having
Speaker 8: to hear that feedback.
Speaker 4: I used to be a lot more of a bitch,
Speaker 4: didn't I.
Speaker 2: You did, especially to me?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: But no, okay, Now for me what they hed about me? Ummm,
Speaker 5: I mean I can ask now, I know.
Speaker 4: There were sound effects for you and me shutting down
Speaker 4: the silly miss. They actually conflict with each other, they do.
Speaker 4: They say that they hate when you're silly, and they
Speaker 4: hate when I don't let you be silly. Well, how
Speaker 4: do we fucking take that on board?
Speaker 2: Make up your minds? Fuckers?
Speaker 4: It's tough.
Speaker 8: It's tough.
Speaker 4: I mean, don't fucking give Calum the feedback. Just pop
Speaker 4: it in the apple of you can't wait to see that.
Speaker 5: Oh we don't want the feedback there? Keep them five
Speaker 5: stars please Jesus. Spotify comments though.
Speaker 2: Go off?
Speaker 4: Yeah go, that's fine, all right, we should go.
Speaker 2: Shall we leave?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's up to you. Do you want to leave?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Idiot, Calum, thank you for grace.
Speaker 8: You're supposed to having me. Loved it, mitchells if you
Speaker 8: don't ask, you don't get here, and you got this
Speaker 8: could be you peaking out having a great time.
Speaker 4: No, we won't say yes again.
Speaker 2: Don't even try it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, this is a make a wish say yes exact
Speaker 8: special conditions.
Speaker 4: If you're if you're preparing for death, we'll have you
Speaker 4: in here.
Speaker 2: But otherwise, our.
Speaker 4: Third and your make a wishion for Calum. It was
Speaker 4: the last. All right, shall we go? Yeah, all right,
Speaker 4: let's get out of here. Bye Bob, Here you go.
Speaker 2: I see you next week.
Speaker 3: Yea?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: A podcast by a couple of Miches.
Speaker 5: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast