WEBVTT - FULL: The Dignity Shroud 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:05.680 Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:07.960 --> 0:00:09.000 Absolutely not. 0:00:09.760 --> 0:00:11.840 No one knows how Wi Fi works. I thought it 0:00:11.880 --> 0:00:13.720 could penetrate the ocean, in a. 0:00:13.720 --> 0:00:15.239 Word, discombobulating. 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:18.400 Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point. 0:00:18.239 --> 0:00:21.439 Three friends, let's not worry about formal atis. We have 0:00:21.600 --> 0:00:24.560 a man on air who is struggling right now, poor 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:29.400 Jack Post. I don't like crudeness on my radio shows. However, 0:00:29.640 --> 0:00:32.800 he has a necessary co brown situation. 0:00:34.080 --> 0:00:38.120 I'm running experiment. There was suggested by you. Actually, I'm 0:00:38.120 --> 0:00:40.440 worried about next year, when I've become a father, that 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:42.440 I'm going to be tired all the time because you 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:44.919 just lack sleep. A baby keeps you awake all night. 0:00:45.040 --> 0:00:47.959 You said you've got to start drinking coffee. Yeah, I'm 0:00:47.960 --> 0:00:50.720 not a coffee drinker, and I've had a coffee this morning. 0:00:51.200 --> 0:00:53.720 I do feel pepped up. But the problem is you've. 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:57.120 Been bent over for the last three minutes, grabbing onto 0:00:57.160 --> 0:01:00.840 the desk, groaning. I mean there's no paper. Yeah, I'm 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:03.840 now getting right about next year. What's going on? 0:01:03.920 --> 0:01:06.960 I've had a sudden urge to need the bus. Oh 0:01:07.000 --> 0:01:08.320 you should go, Jack. 0:01:08.400 --> 0:01:10.960 It's awful. This is why I can't have coffee. The 0:01:11.080 --> 0:01:13.640 few times I've had it, I've had an accident. 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:15.399 It's too much to follow through. 0:01:16.319 --> 0:01:18.240 No, I just said, I don't want to get into details, 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:20.160 but let's just say there's been an accident. 0:01:20.880 --> 0:01:22.680 Yeah, in the studio. 0:01:22.880 --> 0:01:25.720 Not in the studio, but in the car. In the 0:01:25.720 --> 0:01:29.399 car the worst one. The worst one was on a Friday, 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:31.840 so end of a week of breakfast shows, and had 0:01:31.880 --> 0:01:34.560 to leave straight away at nine o'clock and go to 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:38.200 a theater to speak to four hundred kids right about. 0:01:38.240 --> 0:01:39.960 I was on this book tour and it's part of 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:42.360 a book festival, and I was so tired. When I 0:01:42.400 --> 0:01:44.800 got there in yawning, someone said, oh, why don't I 0:01:44.800 --> 0:01:46.320 get you a coffee? And I went, look, the few 0:01:46.319 --> 0:01:48.480 times i've had it, I've had an accident. Went oh no, 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:50.680 let me try this coffee, and you know, we take 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:53.200 it easy and put some extra milk in and stuff 0:01:53.240 --> 0:01:55.960 like that. I have this coffee and I'm fine. I think, 0:01:56.400 --> 0:01:57.760 do you know what, maybe this is the way I 0:01:57.800 --> 0:02:00.480 went to give me another. I have another one then 0:02:00.640 --> 0:02:02.480 and then they go, you need to go and get 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:04.360 ready to the side of the stage now straight away, 0:02:04.640 --> 0:02:07.000 like you the sweat and the fear like, oh god, 0:02:07.640 --> 0:02:10.920 oh god, I have to do an hour right, and 0:02:11.040 --> 0:02:12.560 all of a sudden, I said, someone need to go 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:14.560 a toilet win and then I hear this and now 0:02:14.600 --> 0:02:18.200 our special guest kids big sides. Oh god. You know 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:20.359 when you know you're going to have an accent. I 0:02:20.800 --> 0:02:23.960 can't stop this. As they're walking out right waving to 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:26.919 the kids, I'm sweating right with the effort and what's 0:02:26.960 --> 0:02:30.760 going on in toning. I feel like I'm tensing mid stride. 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:34.040 I break wind and there's hustle behind it. And then 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:38.360 for the next hour, I know what's happened, and I 0:02:38.440 --> 0:02:40.320 just have then have to sit down and sign books 0:02:40.360 --> 0:02:49.600 with kids in my own muff. It's awful, awful, it 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:51.560 is humiliating. It's terrible. 0:02:51.680 --> 0:02:53.600 I don't want to end up like that. I'm going 0:02:53.600 --> 0:02:58.880 to tense my way through to keep. 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:00.880 Can't do that for three hours. You need to go 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:05.160 and stop off the package. Now you go, we're placed 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:06.200 on we come back. 0:03:06.560 --> 0:03:08.760 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:10.799 I don't know if any of you have ever had 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:15.440 this happen to you. You know when you need to 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:18.320 go and it's like your backside doesn't understand. Hey, can 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:20.919 we can we just wait? Can we part this concern 0:03:21.000 --> 0:03:22.959 for a couple of hours or until I get home. 0:03:23.400 --> 0:03:26.640 It's just like things are ready to explode. That is 0:03:26.720 --> 0:03:29.760 Jack right now. He was in quite a bit of discomfact, 0:03:29.760 --> 0:03:32.600 actually bent over during Patsy's news, which is often how 0:03:32.600 --> 0:03:36.920 we all listen to the news, and then he's had 0:03:36.960 --> 0:03:39.400 a coffee before the show and he's not good with caffeine. 0:03:39.440 --> 0:03:41.600 I can't do this either, so he's actually run to 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:45.520 the toilet. Jack, You're right, this is a new for 0:03:45.720 --> 0:03:48.400 me and the show and radio in general. 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:52.400 The worst part is I didn't have my phone with 0:03:52.440 --> 0:03:54.200 me when I came in here, so I got to 0:03:54.320 --> 0:03:57.160 knock on the cubicle door for ourport producer Tom. 0:03:59.520 --> 0:04:02.560 In it, and so must go on. 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:08.240 Bad moment. 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:10.400 I'm happy for you to carry on in there for 0:04:10.400 --> 0:04:11.920 the rest of the show. That's where you need to be. 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:13.880 We can just have a chat casually, like it's no 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:14.480 big deal. 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:17.200 Just go to an extra long song on the next 0:04:17.200 --> 0:04:17.640 one and I. 0:04:17.640 --> 0:04:22.520 Should be Stairway to Heaven or stick on an entire album. 0:04:22.760 --> 0:04:27.440 Do you need anything in there? The newer Sack percussion 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:32.040 Can we get Jackie class. 0:04:32.760 --> 0:04:35.839 It's Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:36.800 Jackie Boys back to the studio. 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:40.200 Now, good to see you guys. I'm actually feeling a 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:41.000 lot better, thank you. 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:44.160 So what do we learn from this? You don't try coffee. 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:48.200 Or I think I have to try incremental amounts. And 0:04:48.240 --> 0:04:50.479 that was only a half served this morning. So you 0:04:50.520 --> 0:04:53.720 go quarter tomorrow, Yeah, quarters, maybe eighth and work my 0:04:53.760 --> 0:04:54.440 way up from there. 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:57.279 In all seriouses, you will be okay next year. 0:04:57.279 --> 0:04:59.680 With the tiredness, that's my number one concern. 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:02.719 Bet. You know, it's kind of intimidating, especially because you 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:04.039 know the job we do and stuff like that. But 0:05:04.520 --> 0:05:06.760 I'm sure just like Patsy and Patsy, how did you 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:08.240 cope with the tiredness? Oh? 0:05:08.520 --> 0:05:10.440 You know what you do get through a check and 0:05:10.480 --> 0:05:13.920 it's it is when the baby sleeps, you sleep. 0:05:14.400 --> 0:05:17.760 This is my brother in law. Banker's brother just had 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:21.200 a girl last week, Daniella. He said he slept forty 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:22.719 five minutes on Saturday night. 0:05:22.920 --> 0:05:26.520 Oh yeah, that's amazing. That is amazing. My phone, I'm like, wow, 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:29.719 he's done well getting that forty five minutes. You will 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:32.799 be okay, just like the millions and billions of parents 0:05:33.160 --> 0:05:36.040 before you who are all okay, now, proper jobs. 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:38.160 I think I need by full eight hours every night. 0:05:38.320 --> 0:05:41.279 No, you'll learn not to like I can. Remembering with life. 0:05:41.279 --> 0:05:43.600 You can think all you want. You won't get that 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:46.680 from next year, once that baby becomes maybe when they're 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:47.320 like thirty. 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:49.919 I know you still don't sleep enough at night because 0:05:50.120 --> 0:05:52.640 you're you're awake at like nine thirty, ten o'clock and 0:05:52.680 --> 0:05:55.960 you wake up at three am. Yeah, but there's something happens, 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:58.479 Jack when you become a parent that I wasn't prepared for. 0:05:58.720 --> 0:05:59.480 Isn't there, Christian? 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:03.239 Where a deeper reserve? Kissing you just like five hours? 0:06:03.279 --> 0:06:05.320 You can, Yeah, you. 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:08.000 Can just about. You'll just get used to walkering around 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:10.359 for the first couple of years permanently jet lagged. You 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:11.440 just get used to that. 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:13.520 I think I'm gonna just cross my fingers for one 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:18.320 of those babies who sleeps all through the night. 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:23.120 That is the universe right now, that is laughing at 0:06:23.120 --> 0:06:25.479 your wishes for one of those babies. 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:31.800 All right. 0:06:31.920 --> 0:06:34.480 Just go through some emails that have come in over 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:39.280 the weekends. This first one is from Tom Stansfield, subject 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:43.640 heading poo and Me. There's a theme building this morning, Christian, 0:06:43.680 --> 0:06:47.839 listen to the podcast a bit about your wife questioning 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:50.680 you after you've been in the toilet, telling runny familiar 0:06:50.680 --> 0:06:52.120 and it made me chuckle. Yes, I was just saying, 0:06:52.160 --> 0:06:55.880 I think on this Thursday Friday, how there's no privacy 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:58.520 in a relationship, especially when together a while, and even 0:06:58.600 --> 0:07:00.920 going into the toilet. It's not that she will come 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:03.200 in and start chat to me after I've used it 0:07:03.200 --> 0:07:07.159 for toilet business. It's the comments on what's the smell? 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:09.960 Sometimes coming out right. It's that it's just too much. 0:07:10.000 --> 0:07:12.280 You don't need to say anything. Lo and behold. I 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:15.160 love it when this is say lo and behold over 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:18.320 the weekend, literally the day after I heard your podcast, 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:20.880 you're talking about it. This happened between me and my wife. 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:25.480 Now Thomas actually screenshotted a text just exchanged. Right. This 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:28.920 is a modern relationship that been together for a while, 0:07:29.880 --> 0:07:32.880 so this is his partner Lydia. How long are you 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:35.040 going to be in there? I need to have a shower. 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:39.320 I'll be done in two minutes. Hurry up. Then obviously, 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:42.239 he concludes his business. He then leaves and goes to work. 0:07:43.080 --> 0:07:50.680 You left such a stinking here. I almost pute another text. 0:07:50.840 --> 0:07:55.200 They're still pooing the toilet. I've sprayed and open the 0:07:55.240 --> 0:08:08.160 window wide so can cope. But geez, you should eat pizza. 0:08:06.120 --> 0:08:06.280 Right. 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:10.880 This should be a warning, Freddy couple fucking and this 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:13.640 is out will end up. You start with contentions and 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:18.960 text exchanges like that figuring about stix sexting, still pooing 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:23.920 the toilet. Thank you, Tom for your chorus. 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:27.480 Christian O'Connell's show podcast. 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:29.920 Late La Parties to Home. For all your emails, you 0:08:29.960 --> 0:08:33.880 can leave us voice messages as well, Christian at Christian 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:37.280 O'Connell dot com dot au. That's my email. Love. Get 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:40.960 your emails, even if they are screenshots of exchanges about 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:43.360 you leaving to that kind of stuff in the toilet, 0:08:43.400 --> 0:08:45.360 there's actually not. It's used for that listener, Tom, all right, 0:08:45.440 --> 0:08:54.760 let's go back to look what this email is from 0:08:55.120 --> 0:09:00.680 Larrybanda He Larry, Christian, I'm on holiday. You don't rub 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:04.560 it in? God, do you remember holidays catching up with 0:09:04.679 --> 0:09:08.320 podcasts while lying by the pool? Stop it, Larry. Just 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:11.280 listen to one where Jack announced his wonderful news he's 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:13.360 about to become a dad. Had to pretend I had 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:15.960 sun cream in my eyes as my wife Maggie wondered 0:09:15.960 --> 0:09:19.520 why I was crying. This is great news for me 0:09:19.520 --> 0:09:21.760 personally as well as please with Jackie Boy. Our son 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:24.600 was an IVF baby. We tried loads of times after 0:09:24.600 --> 0:09:26.400 which didn't work out for us, but we managed to 0:09:26.440 --> 0:09:29.320 have a miracle. Signs of a please for Jackie Boy. 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:32.439 We love you thing say Larry Christian talking about also 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:36.320 where I heard you talking about car scrapes and dings. 0:09:36.440 --> 0:09:39.000 On my wedding day, I thought it'd be amazing to 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:42.560 hire a bright red Ferrari to take my south to 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:45.360 the church and then drive me and my new bride 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:48.679 to the reception afterwards. Inner red Ferrari, no word of 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:50.720 a lie. I'd only driven it less than a minute. 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:54.240 I'd never driven such a car, lost control the first corner, 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:57.760 waving goodbye to all my friends and hit a tree. 0:09:58.720 --> 0:10:03.120 It cost me five sometimes because of the excess. It 0:10:03.200 --> 0:10:06.480 literally is a case of five grand gone in sixty seconds. 0:10:06.760 --> 0:10:09.640 I didn't tell my bride until after the honeymoon. We 0:10:09.679 --> 0:10:13.200 had our first big argument. Take care. Really great news 0:10:13.240 --> 0:10:16.240 for Jackie Boy. That's from Larry. That's great, Thank you 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:19.400 very much, Larry. Some of your ask machine messages are 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:22.600 coming over the weekend today. Our show. I didn't know this. 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:25.640 Hi, Christian, it's well here. I was just thinking of 0:10:25.720 --> 0:10:28.560 it Monday show being a sixty six six show. I 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:30.720 really think you should be playing the number of the 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:32.840 base boiler and made him to start it off since 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:35.760 it's a number of the base after all. Thanks mikee bye. 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:38.120 I'm not sure do we need to hear this this morning? 0:10:40.840 --> 0:10:47.760 Feel good on you mans of this morning? We told notice, 0:10:47.800 --> 0:10:49.760 but just played this on a loop with nothing else. 0:10:50.200 --> 0:10:51.720 Do you think people will ring in or will just 0:10:51.720 --> 0:10:53.480 be like a song? This sums out how we will 0:10:53.480 --> 0:10:54.160 fill at the moment. 0:10:54.720 --> 0:10:57.640 Take Christian, its leanne here. I just had to bring 0:10:57.679 --> 0:10:58.400 you and tell. 0:10:58.240 --> 0:10:59.040 You about my dad. 0:10:59.040 --> 0:11:03.120 It's very special. It wasn't actually a main meal, but 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:05.880 every Friday night my mother would go to bingo though 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:09.240 were elderly parents, and my mom would go to Bingo 0:11:09.320 --> 0:11:12.520 and my dad would serve up a dessert which was 0:11:12.600 --> 0:11:16.480 plain white breads usually stale, with a little bit of butter, 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:20.360 some jam, and some witched cream and he would call 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:23.640 it his scone mixture. So that was my dad's meal 0:11:23.960 --> 0:11:27.200 every Friday night. So while my friend's got fish and chips, 0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:30.439 I got that for my meal. So thanks for taking my. 0:11:30.440 --> 0:11:33.920 Claw pleasure anytime? All right, we got the news headlines 0:11:33.960 --> 0:11:34.960 coming up next to Patsy. 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:40.000 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast every Monder. 0:11:40.080 --> 0:11:42.200 Then we do your Monday marsh ups. This is where 0:11:43.000 --> 0:11:46.920 you take two very very different songs, mask them together, 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:50.920 creating one new double headed beast. Last week, the best 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:53.360 one we loved was this. This is brilliant. So he's 0:11:53.400 --> 0:12:00.760 got Offspring, pretty fly for a white guy, and then 0:12:00.800 --> 0:12:06.520 he got bony m Rasputin. Put them together. You've got 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:08.160 pretty fly for Resputin. 0:12:12.679 --> 0:12:25.559 This is brilliant. 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:32.480 See great, aren't they all right? Bony ones? This week, listener, 0:12:32.559 --> 0:12:42.000 Sophie's got this one the police Roxanne. It feels like 0:12:42.000 --> 0:12:44.559 it's been too long before we mentioned I fall sixty 0:12:44.600 --> 0:12:51.200 five and blue. I can't see this or working. Let's 0:12:51.200 --> 0:12:58.640 have this sound. Roxanne is blue. This feels like a 0:12:58.720 --> 0:13:12.000 round in squid game. It feels it's combobulating. All right, 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:14.280 let's go this one. Then Rob's got the Temptations, get 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:25.000 ready and we all know this one, Black Sabbath, Children 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:27.320 of the Grave. You don't know the feel good banger 0:13:27.360 --> 0:13:35.040 from Black Sabbath. Work together. 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:56.440 You've got to get ready for the Grave, not ma'am. 0:13:56.720 --> 0:14:09.160 Brett, Radiohead Creep. But and then Mariah Carey, all I 0:14:09.160 --> 0:14:15.439 want for Christmas? You know I said earlier, two wildly 0:14:15.520 --> 0:14:22.680 different songs Radiohead meet Mariah Carey. This is this is 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:30.880 the best one this week. I can't see Tom you're 0:14:31.160 --> 0:14:41.640 liking this at all. Radiohead had a Christmas song in them. 0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:43.840 That's my favorite so far. What about this from Cynthia 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:45.400 the Monkey's day Dream Believer. 0:14:50.040 --> 0:14:50.840 Carried Me. 0:14:53.040 --> 0:14:55.720 And I am made in the Trooper. Lot of metal 0:14:55.800 --> 0:15:30.840 on it this week Daydream Trooper. This is ten out 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:34.080 of ten. I here, you've n this edge, Steve, I 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:37.280 carry mash Up wearing the road ahead. All right, that's 0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:40.000 this week's email of yours. When you find them online 0:15:40.080 --> 0:15:43.200 having look on YouTube, you've seen them libr Monday mash ups, 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:46.000 email them through Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot 0:15:46.000 --> 0:15:47.280 au cal A Brner. 0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:50.400 No, you're listening to the Christian o'conl Show podcast. 0:15:51.000 --> 0:15:52.960 I think, no matter what kind of weekend you have, 0:15:53.120 --> 0:15:55.000 even if you don't managed to have a good weekend, 0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:58.000 often on Monday, you still got rattling around in your 0:15:58.000 --> 0:16:01.880 head like a pain, a can little thing you can't 0:16:01.960 --> 0:16:04.400 let go of. I woke up at three a m. 0:16:04.840 --> 0:16:07.640 And I suddenly had a better thing to say for 0:16:07.720 --> 0:16:10.640 an argument I had with my two teenage daughters. I 0:16:11.360 --> 0:16:15.480 literally had a huge meltdown with them Saturday morning. Let 0:16:15.480 --> 0:16:17.240 me just see if I can walk you through this, right, 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:19.720 So you remember on Friday I was telling you how 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:20.720 I was going to have the fast. 0:16:20.840 --> 0:16:21.920 Yeah, eighteen hours. 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:27.240 No, I got it wrong to Cick called me going, 0:16:27.360 --> 0:16:33.440 someone off has heard your show today. You must not 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:37.160 fast for eighteen hours. Were you gonna do that seriously 0:16:37.280 --> 0:16:38.360 or was it a thing on the radio? 0:16:38.480 --> 0:16:40.280 No, I I've already started. 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:48.160 I've got six bag for the first time, maybe malnourished. No, No, 0:16:48.320 --> 0:16:51.040 twelve hours. You mustn't go any more than that. I 0:16:51.080 --> 0:16:53.400 was like, okay, thank you for calling and telling me 0:16:53.440 --> 0:16:56.440 how to be an adult. So anyway, I fast for 0:16:56.480 --> 0:16:58.280 twelve hours and then I get up in the morning, 0:16:58.320 --> 0:17:00.480 go straight to my blood taken right to all of 0:17:00.520 --> 0:17:03.520 those Melbourne pathology places. I get there, there's a queue 0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:06.920 out the door. Right there, says your queue. And I 0:17:06.960 --> 0:17:08.720 don't know whether people are so bored at the moment 0:17:08.840 --> 0:17:11.320 just for something to do, to get out, they want 0:17:11.320 --> 0:17:14.040 to go and have their blood tested. So then I 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:16.159 go into the water and I wait there over two hours. 0:17:16.240 --> 0:17:18.760 It's now up to fourteen hours. Right, I go in 0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:20.399 to have mine, right, and I'm starting to fill it 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:23.000 all of had his water. The lady goes, when you 0:17:23.080 --> 0:17:25.160 last eight? I said, oh, it's eight o'clock now, ten 0:17:25.200 --> 0:17:27.480 ams eight o'clock yesterday, and she goes, oh you have 0:17:27.920 --> 0:17:29.840 Oh sorry, love, you can have to come back into 0:17:29.840 --> 0:17:30.120 the time. 0:17:30.160 --> 0:17:33.120 And I'm like, what what because you've fasted too long? 0:17:33.680 --> 0:17:37.560 Oh no, the waiting room, you go, she said something. 0:17:37.600 --> 0:17:39.200 I went, I got therese other people around. I don't. 0:17:39.359 --> 0:17:42.240 I can't go. Oh excuse me, you know, especially doing 0:17:42.280 --> 0:17:44.359 this and as you think he is is pushing coming 0:17:44.359 --> 0:17:46.639 in and taking our jobs and now taking our cues 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:49.240 and the blood. So I go home, right, and I'm 0:17:49.280 --> 0:17:52.600 really irritated, right, and I haven't eten. So you put 0:17:52.600 --> 0:17:54.960 this together, it's the perfect storm. I come into my 0:17:55.080 --> 0:17:58.880 house and there is a pile of cat vomit, right, 0:17:59.480 --> 0:18:01.880 and I do, kids, there's cat vomit. Then they went, yeah, 0:18:01.880 --> 0:18:05.560 we know what, carry on watching TV that infurio already 0:18:07.680 --> 0:18:11.080 and I'm not clearing it up. And then they go, 0:18:11.560 --> 0:18:14.320 we're doing a minute. We thought we'd have our breakfast first. 0:18:14.560 --> 0:18:17.360 Then clear up, it doesn't work like that. How long 0:18:17.400 --> 0:18:19.639 has that been there? About hour or so? You're just 0:18:19.680 --> 0:18:22.160 waiting for me to do that or your mum? No? 0:18:22.400 --> 0:18:24.240 And then I just literally had a meltown, went I'm 0:18:24.280 --> 0:18:26.040 going to go and have a shower and some seat 0:18:26.040 --> 0:18:27.840 and when I come back, that better not be there. 0:18:28.480 --> 0:18:30.679 And I could hear him going, oh, he's in a bag. 0:18:31.680 --> 0:18:33.239 And then I go flying back here and went, I'm 0:18:33.280 --> 0:18:35.800 not in a bad mood. This is unacceptable. And then 0:18:35.840 --> 0:18:38.439 I did this classic dad run. You're not gonna get 0:18:38.480 --> 0:18:42.240 anywhere in your life if you don't do stuff like this. 0:18:42.400 --> 0:18:43.600 And then one of them it just looks at me 0:18:43.640 --> 0:18:45.960 and went, what does that even mean? When they they've 0:18:45.960 --> 0:18:48.160 actually got you with their body logic? 0:18:48.720 --> 0:18:49.520 What does that mean? 0:18:49.760 --> 0:18:54.480 I went, I need to eat all right? So do 0:18:54.640 --> 0:18:58.080 not begin this week still in rage, still with something 0:18:58.160 --> 0:19:01.240 rattling around in you, rage against your weekend. If you've 0:19:01.240 --> 0:19:04.080 woken up this morning and suddenly it's still there, some 0:19:04.200 --> 0:19:08.119 small thing over the weekend, an uncompleted argument or unfinished business, 0:19:08.160 --> 0:19:10.760 whatever it is. If there's a rant in you, we 0:19:10.800 --> 0:19:12.600 want to hear it this morning so you can you 0:19:12.640 --> 0:19:14.560 can dump it on the show and then begin your 0:19:14.600 --> 0:19:17.400 week cleansed lighter. You got some range against. 0:19:17.200 --> 0:19:19.399 Give me a go after this. Our neighborhood kids are 0:19:19.440 --> 0:19:20.800 back and I'm not happy. 0:19:20.600 --> 0:19:23.240 Not on the old table tennis. Oh yeah, uh oh okay. 0:19:23.359 --> 0:19:26.400 Rage against the weekend? What is still irritating you? 0:19:26.400 --> 0:19:30.360 Give us a call the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:19:30.359 --> 0:19:32.760 Jackie boy, what is it for you? What's your rage 0:19:32.800 --> 0:19:33.640 against the weekend? 0:19:33.720 --> 0:19:35.879 So the cat's obviously out of the bag about this 0:19:35.960 --> 0:19:39.240 communal table tennis table that's open to all the public 0:19:39.359 --> 0:19:41.960 that's just outside our house. Bank and I were loving 0:19:41.960 --> 0:19:43.399 it for the first week because it felt like we 0:19:43.400 --> 0:19:44.359 were the only ones who. 0:19:44.240 --> 0:19:45.840 Knew about it. It's got your own bats. 0:19:45.880 --> 0:19:48.679 We ordered bats, We've got our own balls, and we 0:19:48.680 --> 0:19:52.159 were playing every day. Now over the weekend, especially with 0:19:52.240 --> 0:19:55.480 the sun out, the place is crowded. It feels like 0:19:55.720 --> 0:19:59.119 all from you know, sunrise to sunset. Not only that, 0:19:59.640 --> 0:20:02.480 the families come in their cars, so now you can't 0:20:02.480 --> 0:20:05.760 get a car spot in the street because people lining 0:20:05.760 --> 0:20:08.480 the street with their cars crowding around the table to 0:20:08.600 --> 0:20:12.879 block Particulously, you think Roger Federer was playing at the 0:20:12.920 --> 0:20:13.840 table tennis table. 0:20:14.440 --> 0:20:15.359 It's the pre open. 0:20:15.480 --> 0:20:18.000 That's the crowd that gathers at the table tennis table. 0:20:18.040 --> 0:20:20.080 So now not only could we play, we get home 0:20:20.080 --> 0:20:21.680 from the shops and we can't even find a part. 0:20:21.800 --> 0:20:23.960 Oh that would actually drive me nuts. 0:20:24.040 --> 0:20:25.800 I want to put up some kind of like out 0:20:25.800 --> 0:20:28.280 of order sign it's not the table tennis. 0:20:28.320 --> 0:20:30.560 Actually, why don't you? Won't you put signs of going? 0:20:30.600 --> 0:20:31.760 This is a tier one signe. 0:20:32.440 --> 0:20:38.040 Actually, I'm going to use this. 0:20:38.840 --> 0:20:42.520 Encourage listeners to put up fake tier one sites everywhere. 0:20:42.720 --> 0:20:44.760 Just snake and use a ping pong table. 0:20:44.960 --> 0:20:47.719 The Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:20:47.600 --> 0:20:50.600 Jackie Boy is still raging about the communal table tennis 0:20:50.600 --> 0:20:52.560 that's just been installed across the road to mysel. So 0:20:52.560 --> 0:20:54.960 I didn't realize that he can actually see it from 0:20:55.000 --> 0:20:55.880 your bedroom. 0:20:55.960 --> 0:20:58.800 Yeah, so I look out the shutters at people having 0:20:58.840 --> 0:21:01.359 fun on what I really feelish. 0:21:01.040 --> 0:21:04.879 My middle age. You've got shutters and b you know 0:21:04.920 --> 0:21:06.919 how to use them property, which is a spy on people. 0:21:07.080 --> 0:21:09.760 Imagine me in my sneakers and my shirts already with 0:21:09.800 --> 0:21:12.280 the table tennis bat in my hand, looking out those shutters, 0:21:12.280 --> 0:21:13.800 waiting from my turn on the table. 0:21:13.920 --> 0:21:16.040 Got a pregnant wife as well, who's obviously not going 0:21:16.119 --> 0:21:18.120 to be able to move that quickly exactly. 0:21:18.200 --> 0:21:20.200 So now's the time to play her. Because she's better 0:21:20.240 --> 0:21:22.360 than me. There still is a better than I are 0:21:22.359 --> 0:21:26.200 going to strike while she's like under you know, getting 0:21:26.240 --> 0:21:28.200 that X. I don't want to say extra weight around 0:21:28.200 --> 0:21:33.400 but the baby she's got. 0:21:33.400 --> 0:21:35.320 I don't want to say were people selling well, you're 0:21:35.320 --> 0:21:38.439 already controlling your wards. Don't say. In fact, just stop talking. 0:21:39.040 --> 0:21:40.199 I don't want to say that's it. 0:21:40.800 --> 0:21:42.679 You can't say she's got extra weight because she's got 0:21:42.720 --> 0:21:46.200 the baby. Play that sound of. 0:21:50.560 --> 0:21:54.200 This isn't the best example. There's a new feature now 0:21:54.200 --> 0:21:56.520 call get yourself in real trouble with your other half 0:21:56.560 --> 0:21:58.520 by coolly up saying they parted on a few pounds 0:21:58.840 --> 0:22:01.479 nine for one four one o fourth. She is growing 0:22:01.480 --> 0:22:04.840 a chance. Yes, yes, it's not extra weight. It's a baby. 0:22:05.240 --> 0:22:09.960