Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
Speaker 2: No one knows how Wi Fi works. I thought it
Speaker 2: could penetrate the ocean, in a.
Speaker 3: Word, discombobulating.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three friends, let's not worry about formal atis. We have
Speaker 3: a man on air who is struggling right now, poor
Speaker 3: Jack Post. I don't like crudeness on my radio shows. However,
Speaker 3: he has a necessary co brown situation.
Speaker 2: I'm running experiment. There was suggested by you. Actually, I'm
Speaker 2: worried about next year, when I've become a father, that
Speaker 2: I'm going to be tired all the time because you
Speaker 2: just lack sleep. A baby keeps you awake all night.
Speaker 2: You said you've got to start drinking coffee. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: not a coffee drinker, and I've had a coffee this morning.
Speaker 2: I do feel pepped up. But the problem is you've.
Speaker 3: Been bent over for the last three minutes, grabbing onto
Speaker 3: the desk, groaning. I mean there's no paper. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: now getting right about next year. What's going on?
Speaker 2: I've had a sudden urge to need the bus. Oh
Speaker 2: you should go, Jack.
Speaker 3: It's awful. This is why I can't have coffee. The
Speaker 3: few times I've had it, I've had an accident.
Speaker 2: It's too much to follow through.
Speaker 3: No, I just said, I don't want to get into details,
Speaker 3: but let's just say there's been an accident.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in the studio.
Speaker 3: Not in the studio, but in the car. In the
Speaker 3: car the worst one. The worst one was on a Friday,
Speaker 3: so end of a week of breakfast shows, and had
Speaker 3: to leave straight away at nine o'clock and go to
Speaker 3: a theater to speak to four hundred kids right about.
Speaker 3: I was on this book tour and it's part of
Speaker 3: a book festival, and I was so tired. When I
Speaker 3: got there in yawning, someone said, oh, why don't I
Speaker 3: get you a coffee? And I went, look, the few
Speaker 3: times i've had it, I've had an accident. Went oh no,
Speaker 3: let me try this coffee, and you know, we take
Speaker 3: it easy and put some extra milk in and stuff
Speaker 3: like that. I have this coffee and I'm fine. I think,
Speaker 3: do you know what, maybe this is the way I
Speaker 3: went to give me another. I have another one then
Speaker 3: and then they go, you need to go and get
Speaker 3: ready to the side of the stage now straight away,
Speaker 3: like you the sweat and the fear like, oh god,
Speaker 3: oh god, I have to do an hour right, and
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, I said, someone need to go
Speaker 3: a toilet win and then I hear this and now
Speaker 3: our special guest kids big sides. Oh god. You know
Speaker 3: when you know you're going to have an accent. I
Speaker 3: can't stop this. As they're walking out right waving to
Speaker 3: the kids, I'm sweating right with the effort and what's
Speaker 3: going on in toning. I feel like I'm tensing mid stride.
Speaker 3: I break wind and there's hustle behind it. And then
Speaker 3: for the next hour, I know what's happened, and I
Speaker 3: just have then have to sit down and sign books
Speaker 3: with kids in my own muff. It's awful, awful, it
Speaker 3: is humiliating. It's terrible.
Speaker 2: I don't want to end up like that. I'm going
Speaker 2: to tense my way through to keep.
Speaker 3: Can't do that for three hours. You need to go
Speaker 3: and stop off the package. Now you go, we're placed
Speaker 3: on we come back.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: I don't know if any of you have ever had
Speaker 3: this happen to you. You know when you need to
Speaker 3: go and it's like your backside doesn't understand. Hey, can
Speaker 3: we can we just wait? Can we part this concern
Speaker 3: for a couple of hours or until I get home.
Speaker 3: It's just like things are ready to explode. That is
Speaker 3: Jack right now. He was in quite a bit of discomfact,
Speaker 3: actually bent over during Patsy's news, which is often how
Speaker 3: we all listen to the news, and then he's had
Speaker 3: a coffee before the show and he's not good with caffeine.
Speaker 3: I can't do this either, so he's actually run to
Speaker 3: the toilet. Jack, You're right, this is a new for
Speaker 3: me and the show and radio in general.
Speaker 4: The worst part is I didn't have my phone with
Speaker 4: me when I came in here, so I got to
Speaker 4: knock on the cubicle door for ourport producer Tom.
Speaker 2: In it, and so must go on.
Speaker 5: Bad moment.
Speaker 3: I'm happy for you to carry on in there for
Speaker 3: the rest of the show. That's where you need to be.
Speaker 3: We can just have a chat casually, like it's no
Speaker 3: big deal.
Speaker 5: Just go to an extra long song on the next
Speaker 5: one and I.
Speaker 3: Should be Stairway to Heaven or stick on an entire album.
Speaker 3: Do you need anything in there? The newer Sack percussion
Speaker 3: Can we get Jackie class.
Speaker 1: It's Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Jackie Boys back to the studio.
Speaker 2: Now, good to see you guys. I'm actually feeling a
Speaker 2: lot better, thank you.
Speaker 3: So what do we learn from this? You don't try coffee.
Speaker 2: Or I think I have to try incremental amounts. And
Speaker 2: that was only a half served this morning. So you
Speaker 2: go quarter tomorrow, Yeah, quarters, maybe eighth and work my
Speaker 2: way up from there.
Speaker 3: In all seriouses, you will be okay next year.
Speaker 2: With the tiredness, that's my number one concern.
Speaker 3: Bet. You know, it's kind of intimidating, especially because you
Speaker 3: know the job we do and stuff like that. But
Speaker 3: I'm sure just like Patsy and Patsy, how did you
Speaker 3: cope with the tiredness? Oh?
Speaker 6: You know what you do get through a check and
Speaker 6: it's it is when the baby sleeps, you sleep.
Speaker 2: This is my brother in law. Banker's brother just had
Speaker 2: a girl last week, Daniella. He said he slept forty
Speaker 2: five minutes on Saturday night.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's amazing. That is amazing. My phone, I'm like, wow,
Speaker 3: he's done well getting that forty five minutes. You will
Speaker 3: be okay, just like the millions and billions of parents
Speaker 3: before you who are all okay, now, proper jobs.
Speaker 2: I think I need by full eight hours every night.
Speaker 3: No, you'll learn not to like I can. Remembering with life.
Speaker 3: You can think all you want. You won't get that
Speaker 3: from next year, once that baby becomes maybe when they're
Speaker 3: like thirty.
Speaker 2: I know you still don't sleep enough at night because
Speaker 2: you're you're awake at like nine thirty, ten o'clock and
Speaker 2: you wake up at three am. Yeah, but there's something happens,
Speaker 2: Jack when you become a parent that I wasn't prepared for.
Speaker 2: Isn't there, Christian?
Speaker 3: Where a deeper reserve? Kissing you just like five hours?
Speaker 2: You can, Yeah, you.
Speaker 3: Can just about. You'll just get used to walkering around
Speaker 3: for the first couple of years permanently jet lagged. You
Speaker 3: just get used to that.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna just cross my fingers for one
Speaker 2: of those babies who sleeps all through the night.
Speaker 3: That is the universe right now, that is laughing at
Speaker 3: your wishes for one of those babies.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 3: Just go through some emails that have come in over
Speaker 3: the weekends. This first one is from Tom Stansfield, subject
Speaker 3: heading poo and Me. There's a theme building this morning, Christian,
Speaker 3: listen to the podcast a bit about your wife questioning
Speaker 3: you after you've been in the toilet, telling runny familiar
Speaker 3: and it made me chuckle. Yes, I was just saying,
Speaker 3: I think on this Thursday Friday, how there's no privacy
Speaker 3: in a relationship, especially when together a while, and even
Speaker 3: going into the toilet. It's not that she will come
Speaker 3: in and start chat to me after I've used it
Speaker 3: for toilet business. It's the comments on what's the smell?
Speaker 3: Sometimes coming out right. It's that it's just too much.
Speaker 3: You don't need to say anything. Lo and behold. I
Speaker 3: love it when this is say lo and behold over
Speaker 3: the weekend, literally the day after I heard your podcast,
Speaker 3: you're talking about it. This happened between me and my wife.
Speaker 3: Now Thomas actually screenshotted a text just exchanged. Right. This
Speaker 3: is a modern relationship that been together for a while,
Speaker 3: so this is his partner Lydia. How long are you
Speaker 3: going to be in there? I need to have a shower.
Speaker 3: I'll be done in two minutes. Hurry up. Then obviously,
Speaker 3: he concludes his business. He then leaves and goes to work.
Speaker 3: You left such a stinking here. I almost pute another text.
Speaker 3: They're still pooing the toilet. I've sprayed and open the
Speaker 3: window wide so can cope. But geez, you should eat pizza.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 3: This should be a warning, Freddy couple fucking and this
Speaker 3: is out will end up. You start with contentions and
Speaker 3: text exchanges like that figuring about stix sexting, still pooing
Speaker 3: the toilet. Thank you, Tom for your chorus.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Late La Parties to Home. For all your emails, you
Speaker 3: can leave us voice messages as well, Christian at Christian
Speaker 3: O'Connell dot com dot au. That's my email. Love. Get
Speaker 3: your emails, even if they are screenshots of exchanges about
Speaker 3: you leaving to that kind of stuff in the toilet,
Speaker 3: there's actually not. It's used for that listener, Tom, all right,
Speaker 3: let's go back to look what this email is from
Speaker 3: Larrybanda He Larry, Christian, I'm on holiday. You don't rub
Speaker 3: it in? God, do you remember holidays catching up with
Speaker 3: podcasts while lying by the pool? Stop it, Larry. Just
Speaker 3: listen to one where Jack announced his wonderful news he's
Speaker 3: about to become a dad. Had to pretend I had
Speaker 3: sun cream in my eyes as my wife Maggie wondered
Speaker 3: why I was crying. This is great news for me
Speaker 3: personally as well as please with Jackie Boy. Our son
Speaker 3: was an IVF baby. We tried loads of times after
Speaker 3: which didn't work out for us, but we managed to
Speaker 3: have a miracle. Signs of a please for Jackie Boy.
Speaker 3: We love you thing say Larry Christian talking about also
Speaker 3: where I heard you talking about car scrapes and dings.
Speaker 3: On my wedding day, I thought it'd be amazing to
Speaker 3: hire a bright red Ferrari to take my south to
Speaker 3: the church and then drive me and my new bride
Speaker 3: to the reception afterwards. Inner red Ferrari, no word of
Speaker 3: a lie. I'd only driven it less than a minute.
Speaker 3: I'd never driven such a car, lost control the first corner,
Speaker 3: waving goodbye to all my friends and hit a tree.
Speaker 3: It cost me five sometimes because of the excess. It
Speaker 3: literally is a case of five grand gone in sixty seconds.
Speaker 3: I didn't tell my bride until after the honeymoon. We
Speaker 3: had our first big argument. Take care. Really great news
Speaker 3: for Jackie Boy. That's from Larry. That's great, Thank you
Speaker 3: very much, Larry. Some of your ask machine messages are
Speaker 3: coming over the weekend today. Our show. I didn't know this.
Speaker 9: Hi, Christian, it's well here. I was just thinking of
Speaker 9: it Monday show being a sixty six six show. I
Speaker 9: really think you should be playing the number of the
Speaker 9: base boiler and made him to start it off since
Speaker 9: it's a number of the base after all. Thanks mikee bye.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure do we need to hear this this morning?
Speaker 3: Feel good on you mans of this morning? We told notice,
Speaker 3: but just played this on a loop with nothing else.
Speaker 3: Do you think people will ring in or will just
Speaker 3: be like a song? This sums out how we will
Speaker 3: fill at the moment.
Speaker 10: Take Christian, its leanne here. I just had to bring
Speaker 10: you and tell.
Speaker 11: You about my dad.
Speaker 10: It's very special. It wasn't actually a main meal, but
Speaker 10: every Friday night my mother would go to bingo though
Speaker 10: were elderly parents, and my mom would go to Bingo
Speaker 10: and my dad would serve up a dessert which was
Speaker 10: plain white breads usually stale, with a little bit of butter,
Speaker 10: some jam, and some witched cream and he would call
Speaker 10: it his scone mixture. So that was my dad's meal
Speaker 10: every Friday night. So while my friend's got fish and chips,
Speaker 10: I got that for my meal. So thanks for taking my.
Speaker 3: Claw pleasure anytime? All right, we got the news headlines
Speaker 3: coming up next to Patsy.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast every Monder.
Speaker 3: Then we do your Monday marsh ups. This is where
Speaker 3: you take two very very different songs, mask them together,
Speaker 3: creating one new double headed beast. Last week, the best
Speaker 3: one we loved was this. This is brilliant. So he's
Speaker 3: got Offspring, pretty fly for a white guy, and then
Speaker 3: he got bony m Rasputin. Put them together. You've got
Speaker 3: pretty fly for Resputin.
Speaker 8: This is brilliant.
Speaker 3: See great, aren't they all right? Bony ones? This week, listener,
Speaker 3: Sophie's got this one the police Roxanne. It feels like
Speaker 3: it's been too long before we mentioned I fall sixty
Speaker 3: five and blue. I can't see this or working. Let's
Speaker 3: have this sound. Roxanne is blue. This feels like a
Speaker 3: round in squid game. It feels it's combobulating. All right,
Speaker 3: let's go this one. Then Rob's got the Temptations, get
Speaker 3: ready and we all know this one, Black Sabbath, Children
Speaker 3: of the Grave. You don't know the feel good banger
Speaker 3: from Black Sabbath. Work together.
Speaker 12: You've got to get ready for the Grave, not ma'am.
Speaker 3: Brett, Radiohead Creep. But and then Mariah Carey, all I
Speaker 3: want for Christmas? You know I said earlier, two wildly
Speaker 3: different songs Radiohead meet Mariah Carey. This is this is
Speaker 3: the best one this week. I can't see Tom you're
Speaker 3: liking this at all. Radiohead had a Christmas song in them.
Speaker 3: That's my favorite so far. What about this from Cynthia
Speaker 3: the Monkey's day Dream Believer.
Speaker 13: Carried Me.
Speaker 3: And I am made in the Trooper. Lot of metal
Speaker 3: on it this week Daydream Trooper. This is ten out
Speaker 3: of ten. I here, you've n this edge, Steve, I
Speaker 3: carry mash Up wearing the road ahead. All right, that's
Speaker 3: this week's email of yours. When you find them online
Speaker 3: having look on YouTube, you've seen them libr Monday mash ups,
Speaker 3: email them through Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot
Speaker 3: au cal A Brner.
Speaker 1: No, you're listening to the Christian o'conl Show podcast.
Speaker 3: I think, no matter what kind of weekend you have,
Speaker 3: even if you don't managed to have a good weekend,
Speaker 3: often on Monday, you still got rattling around in your
Speaker 3: head like a pain, a can little thing you can't
Speaker 3: let go of. I woke up at three a m.
Speaker 3: And I suddenly had a better thing to say for
Speaker 3: an argument I had with my two teenage daughters. I
Speaker 3: literally had a huge meltdown with them Saturday morning. Let
Speaker 3: me just see if I can walk you through this, right,
Speaker 3: So you remember on Friday I was telling you how
Speaker 3: I was going to have the fast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, eighteen hours.
Speaker 3: No, I got it wrong to Cick called me going,
Speaker 3: someone off has heard your show today. You must not
Speaker 3: fast for eighteen hours. Were you gonna do that seriously
Speaker 3: or was it a thing on the radio?
Speaker 2: No, I I've already started.
Speaker 3: I've got six bag for the first time, maybe malnourished. No, No,
Speaker 3: twelve hours. You mustn't go any more than that. I
Speaker 3: was like, okay, thank you for calling and telling me
Speaker 3: how to be an adult. So anyway, I fast for
Speaker 3: twelve hours and then I get up in the morning,
Speaker 3: go straight to my blood taken right to all of
Speaker 3: those Melbourne pathology places. I get there, there's a queue
Speaker 3: out the door. Right there, says your queue. And I
Speaker 3: don't know whether people are so bored at the moment
Speaker 3: just for something to do, to get out, they want
Speaker 3: to go and have their blood tested. So then I
Speaker 3: go into the water and I wait there over two hours.
Speaker 3: It's now up to fourteen hours. Right, I go in
Speaker 3: to have mine, right, and I'm starting to fill it
Speaker 3: all of had his water. The lady goes, when you
Speaker 3: last eight? I said, oh, it's eight o'clock now, ten
Speaker 3: ams eight o'clock yesterday, and she goes, oh you have
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, love, you can have to come back into
Speaker 3: the time.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, what what because you've fasted too long?
Speaker 3: Oh no, the waiting room, you go, she said something.
Speaker 3: I went, I got therese other people around. I don't.
Speaker 3: I can't go. Oh excuse me, you know, especially doing
Speaker 3: this and as you think he is is pushing coming
Speaker 3: in and taking our jobs and now taking our cues
Speaker 3: and the blood. So I go home, right, and I'm
Speaker 3: really irritated, right, and I haven't eten. So you put
Speaker 3: this together, it's the perfect storm. I come into my
Speaker 3: house and there is a pile of cat vomit, right,
Speaker 3: and I do, kids, there's cat vomit. Then they went, yeah,
Speaker 3: we know what, carry on watching TV that infurio already
Speaker 3: and I'm not clearing it up. And then they go,
Speaker 3: we're doing a minute. We thought we'd have our breakfast first.
Speaker 3: Then clear up, it doesn't work like that. How long
Speaker 3: has that been there? About hour or so? You're just
Speaker 3: waiting for me to do that or your mum? No?
Speaker 3: And then I just literally had a meltown, went I'm
Speaker 3: going to go and have a shower and some seat
Speaker 3: and when I come back, that better not be there.
Speaker 3: And I could hear him going, oh, he's in a bag.
Speaker 3: And then I go flying back here and went, I'm
Speaker 3: not in a bad mood. This is unacceptable. And then
Speaker 3: I did this classic dad run. You're not gonna get
Speaker 3: anywhere in your life if you don't do stuff like this.
Speaker 3: And then one of them it just looks at me
Speaker 3: and went, what does that even mean? When they they've
Speaker 3: actually got you with their body logic?
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 3: I went, I need to eat all right? So do
Speaker 3: not begin this week still in rage, still with something
Speaker 3: rattling around in you, rage against your weekend. If you've
Speaker 3: woken up this morning and suddenly it's still there, some
Speaker 3: small thing over the weekend, an uncompleted argument or unfinished business,
Speaker 3: whatever it is. If there's a rant in you, we
Speaker 3: want to hear it this morning so you can you
Speaker 3: can dump it on the show and then begin your
Speaker 3: week cleansed lighter. You got some range against.
Speaker 2: Give me a go after this. Our neighborhood kids are
Speaker 2: back and I'm not happy.
Speaker 3: Not on the old table tennis. Oh yeah, uh oh okay.
Speaker 3: Rage against the weekend? What is still irritating you?
Speaker 1: Give us a call the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Jackie boy, what is it for you? What's your rage
Speaker 3: against the weekend?
Speaker 2: So the cat's obviously out of the bag about this
Speaker 2: communal table tennis table that's open to all the public
Speaker 2: that's just outside our house. Bank and I were loving
Speaker 2: it for the first week because it felt like we
Speaker 2: were the only ones who.
Speaker 3: Knew about it. It's got your own bats.
Speaker 2: We ordered bats, We've got our own balls, and we
Speaker 2: were playing every day. Now over the weekend, especially with
Speaker 2: the sun out, the place is crowded. It feels like
Speaker 2: all from you know, sunrise to sunset. Not only that,
Speaker 2: the families come in their cars, so now you can't
Speaker 2: get a car spot in the street because people lining
Speaker 2: the street with their cars crowding around the table to
Speaker 2: block Particulously, you think Roger Federer was playing at the
Speaker 2: table tennis table.
Speaker 3: It's the pre open.
Speaker 2: That's the crowd that gathers at the table tennis table.
Speaker 2: So now not only could we play, we get home
Speaker 2: from the shops and we can't even find a part.
Speaker 3: Oh that would actually drive me nuts.
Speaker 2: I want to put up some kind of like out
Speaker 2: of order sign it's not the table tennis.
Speaker 3: Actually, why don't you? Won't you put signs of going?
Speaker 3: This is a tier one signe.
Speaker 2: Actually, I'm going to use this.
Speaker 3: Encourage listeners to put up fake tier one sites everywhere.
Speaker 3: Just snake and use a ping pong table.
Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Jackie Boy is still raging about the communal table tennis
Speaker 3: that's just been installed across the road to mysel. So
Speaker 3: I didn't realize that he can actually see it from
Speaker 3: your bedroom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I look out the shutters at people having
Speaker 2: fun on what I really feelish.
Speaker 3: My middle age. You've got shutters and b you know
Speaker 3: how to use them property, which is a spy on people.
Speaker 2: Imagine me in my sneakers and my shirts already with
Speaker 2: the table tennis bat in my hand, looking out those shutters,
Speaker 2: waiting from my turn on the table.
Speaker 3: Got a pregnant wife as well, who's obviously not going
Speaker 3: to be able to move that quickly exactly.
Speaker 2: So now's the time to play her. Because she's better
Speaker 2: than me. There still is a better than I are
Speaker 2: going to strike while she's like under you know, getting
Speaker 2: that X. I don't want to say extra weight around
Speaker 2: but the baby she's got.
Speaker 3: I don't want to say were people selling well, you're
Speaker 3: already controlling your wards. Don't say. In fact, just stop talking.
Speaker 3: I don't want to say that's it.
Speaker 2: You can't say she's got extra weight because she's got
Speaker 2: the baby. Play that sound of.
Speaker 3: This isn't the best example. There's a new feature now
Speaker 3: call get yourself in real trouble with your other half
Speaker 3: by coolly up saying they parted on a few pounds
Speaker 3: nine for one four one o fourth. She is growing
Speaker 3: a chance. Yes, yes, it's not extra weight. It's a baby.
Speaker 3: Hey Tubby, all right, so who we got here? Stacy?
Speaker 3: Good morning, Good morning, Christian, Good on in Stacy. How
Speaker 3: was your weekend? Stacey?
Speaker 14: The weekends are right, it's just every morning that's I'm
Speaker 14: struggling with.
Speaker 3: Hang on, then let's play the music, Stacey, rage against
Speaker 3: the weekend? What is it? Mate?
Speaker 14: I have a neighbor that every morning at five o'clock
Speaker 14: in the morning starts up. He's hotted up super with
Speaker 14: a sports exhaust.
Speaker 3: And that's no sort of throb It goes right through
Speaker 3: your house or three your.
Speaker 14: Feelings absolutely absolutely and went on and insomniac, and I
Speaker 14: finally get back to sleep at about twenty past four,
Speaker 14: and at five o'clock that goes off.
Speaker 2: I would have no qualms with a law being you
Speaker 2: can't have loud motorbikes or cars anymore.
Speaker 3: Get them all lowers only for ten minutes of the
Speaker 3: weekend on midday and then no more.
Speaker 14: But the problem is true even on the quiet weekends
Speaker 14: when he's not stout in his carriage. What a bloody
Speaker 14: holly o double.
Speaker 3: Some whole garage up there of like really noisy modes
Speaker 3: of transport. It's got traction engine as well.
Speaker 14: It's saying that true. He did chase me for a
Speaker 14: couple of weeks because he has another car in his garage,
Speaker 14: and he started for a couple of weeks. It has
Speaker 14: no modification. It's fine for two weeks.
Speaker 3: I love seeing those guys at traffic lights. I actually
Speaker 3: feel like getting out just giving them a hug, going
Speaker 3: it's okay, it's okay. Who are you trying? And pressed
Speaker 3: with that? They got the old racing sort of drop
Speaker 3: his bucket seats were like those seat belt rocaro racing
Speaker 3: all over, you know, and it's a supers I think,
Speaker 3: what is going on? Mate? There's too much going on here.
Speaker 3: Dad didn't hug you enough? Did he let have one
Speaker 3: from it? It's over now, my friend pull over?
Speaker 14: Oh, I think he deserves more than a hug.
Speaker 3: All right, Stacy, I hope that's how getting off your
Speaker 3: chest with us?
Speaker 13: Okay, thank you, all right.
Speaker 3: Let's go to who we got here? Grant? Good morning, Grant?
Speaker 3: Here you on? I'm good, Grant. I hope you're well. Okay,
Speaker 3: what is your what's still irritating you from your weekend?
Speaker 5: I really irritated me last night watching the fiftieth anniversary
Speaker 5: of Hey Hay It Saturday?
Speaker 13: Now?
Speaker 5: Is a caliber of a show like that heyyt Saturday
Speaker 5: on a Sunday night? I thought, Fiddlesticks, Why you're quite right?
Speaker 3: That is sloppy scheduling. Why didn't they do on a
Speaker 3: Saturday when it used to be on?
Speaker 5: I don't know, it's just thing weird, like it was
Speaker 5: such a great show when.
Speaker 15: It was on.
Speaker 5: There's nothing like it now.
Speaker 3: Ye all right, that grant, thank you very much your call.
Speaker 3: Give us a call. What is your rage against your weekend? Then?
Speaker 3: Do not begin the weekend?
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Jamie Is texted me, Chris, the pigeons have an orgy
Speaker 3: on my roof every morning and night. Bloody, they're around
Speaker 3: the old pigeons, aren't they, Jamie Christian I book a
Speaker 3: hard rubbish collection. I hope we've morphed into three w
Speaker 3: rage against the Mitchell. I booked a hard rubbish collection
Speaker 3: for last week and they still haven't showed up eight
Speaker 3: exclamation marks. That's also was really angry online, isn't it
Speaker 3: where they over use exclamation marks? I called them up
Speaker 3: Friday afternoon of my addresses on the list. Seriously, don't
Speaker 3: know how I'm going to cope with another week of
Speaker 3: rubbish on my nature strip. Debbie's rage against the weekend
Speaker 3: is simply springtime allergies. All right, Amory's on the line.
Speaker 3: Good morning a.
Speaker 15: Marie, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 7: And to the rest of the people, was in there.
Speaker 3: The old collective, the symposium doesn't matter, it's irrelevant. Just
Speaker 3: remember mine and the other fella.
Speaker 14: It's good boy.
Speaker 2: This is Jack and Marie. Nice to meeting you.
Speaker 11: Did you know that my dad's name was Jack, so
Speaker 11: I know you.
Speaker 3: Easy to remember next time. AnyWho, a Marie, what is
Speaker 3: your rage against the weekend?
Speaker 7: My rage against the weekend was a couple of possums
Speaker 7: deciding to make babies about three o'clock this morning.
Speaker 16: Yeah, my bedroom window.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that noise.
Speaker 7: It's it's really scary because I've got a French bulldog
Speaker 7: and since she hears that noise, she puts outside and
Speaker 7: I think, no, you can't know it there because she
Speaker 7: could be attacked and die. So yeah, can someone come
Speaker 7: and get rid of these possums?
Speaker 2: Very vicious possums. If you're taking down the.
Speaker 3: Dog, well, lamb anyone you turn separate them once they're
Speaker 3: at it was that locked in they will go for
Speaker 3: a French bulldog or humor.
Speaker 2: Although noises that possums make will surprise you. The first
Speaker 2: time I heard this possom noise, I couldn't believe that
Speaker 2: that's what was coming out of their mouth.
Speaker 3: People have never heard that noise before. Could you recreate
Speaker 3: it now?
Speaker 2: So mine wasn't a love making but I heard two
Speaker 2: possums fighting and it was it was like, yeah, that's
Speaker 2: what love making.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought they like it rough. There is a
Speaker 3: lot of rough play, was guys, it's just consensual. You
Speaker 3: know what is going on? They it looks like they're fighting.
Speaker 3: They're not. It's rough and tumble.
Speaker 2: Oh it sounded so violent.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I tell you the other thing as well
Speaker 3: about when they do that. I don't know if it's afterwards,
Speaker 3: you know, because they're happy, but they what is about
Speaker 3: that possum poop? Right? My dogs keep rolling r like
Speaker 3: they got cat. They get their eyes go and what
Speaker 3: it does seem to their fur? Don't know what the
Speaker 3: smell is and no matter how much you rinse them
Speaker 3: offul shampoo them, it stinks all day long.
Speaker 2: That I looked up why they did that, because Luna
Speaker 2: was was doing that so much. I looked up. While
Speaker 2: they do that is to hang over from their wolf
Speaker 2: days when there were hunters and they would roll in
Speaker 2: poo to cloak their smell so that they could you know,
Speaker 2: creep up on their victims and they wouldn't be smelling.
Speaker 3: Victims praying he's gone a bit big on this whole
Speaker 3: possum thing, and dogs out yeah, yeah, hello to everyone
Speaker 3: else in there.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Every single adult has been the situation where when you
Speaker 3: really really had to go pee, it's actually agony, isn't it,
Speaker 3: And you really need to go and you can't wait. However,
Speaker 3: would you call triple zero to say, look, i'me stuck
Speaker 3: in traffic? I mean what this is what happened in America?
Speaker 3: Then someone has called nine one one he was stuck
Speaker 3: in traffic and he needed to go pee. What did
Speaker 3: he think they were going to do? Like low or
Speaker 3: an officer with a bedpand you know why hasn't he
Speaker 3: heard of a cup holder or even a glove box?
Speaker 3: I sometimes you have to improvise. I haven't done that.
Speaker 3: I haven't done that. I was just many talking about
Speaker 3: the options that could have been available to this guy. Anyway,
Speaker 3: here's the audio from it. Listen to this very polite
Speaker 3: the guy taking his call, No one one cheap.
Speaker 13: Police by your ambulance? Need the ambulance?
Speaker 17: No I need a police.
Speaker 13: Why do you say you need the ambulance.
Speaker 3: Let's just stop that from it. First of all, he says,
Speaker 3: Then he says he needs the what are they going
Speaker 3: to do. He is going through the very actually farbrigaate.
Speaker 3: Can they give me a hose and I'll fill up
Speaker 3: the tank?
Speaker 13: No one one chea police by your ambulance. You need
Speaker 13: the ambulance.
Speaker 17: No, I need a police.
Speaker 13: Why do you say you need the ambulance.
Speaker 17: I didn't say ambulance. I said I need police.
Speaker 13: You have a police. Where is the emergency?
Speaker 17: Actually the thing is that I have to pee and
Speaker 17: these guys are not moving.
Speaker 13: You have to pee. Yeah, there's your emergency that you
Speaker 13: have to pee, and I the police and healthy youranny.
Speaker 13: I'm not sure what you like me do that you
Speaker 13: have yourney. I can't help you with that.
Speaker 3: A just connecting, very polite, he says good bye in
Speaker 3: the end to an absolute time WASTEUF. I mean, look,
Speaker 3: we've all been. It's awful when he's stuck in traffic
Speaker 3: and you look ahead and you know this is ages
Speaker 3: and it might be somewhere where you can't just jump
Speaker 3: out of the car. Yeah, when everyone doesn't going behind
Speaker 3: a bush or just stuck there. Have you ever been
Speaker 3: in that situation where you just have to go?
Speaker 2: Not as an adult, but I definitely had one as
Speaker 2: a kid where I was on a toboggan ride, one
Speaker 2: of the not the snow you know, the luge that
Speaker 2: you go down the wheel toboggan on the medal, the metallic,
Speaker 2: metallic thing. So I was going up the louge and
Speaker 2: I really needed to pee, but it's taking so long
Speaker 2: to lift me to the top.
Speaker 3: And it must have been like gravity. You know. We
Speaker 3: did Blacken as.
Speaker 2: Well, and I sadly paid into the toboggan. I was
Speaker 2: a kid. I was a child.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure if you were this last year. What
Speaker 3: do you do? Then in the toboggan.
Speaker 2: I got to the top and I told the guy,
Speaker 2: I've paid in my toboggan. Is it all right if
Speaker 2: I walked there?
Speaker 3: They mature young man to confess such a thing.
Speaker 2: And he said, no. The safest way. You can't let
Speaker 2: anybody walk down. The safest way to go down is
Speaker 2: on the toboggan run.
Speaker 3: And that's a life lessener sometimes to know, if you've
Speaker 3: got to sit in your own peace.
Speaker 2: So I had to go as slow as I possibly
Speaker 2: could take in that.
Speaker 3: I don wanns wanted to get down and out of it.
Speaker 3: There slopping around in there.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 3: We're talking about when you've been caught short. That's the
Speaker 3: plightest way to say. It is a basic physiological need.
Speaker 3: And I think in Manslow's hierarchy of needs, the number
Speaker 3: one human need is to go to the toilet. And
Speaker 3: when something interrupts that, like the situation happened to be
Speaker 3: in or lack of available I was about to say latrines,
Speaker 3: and I'm just using Victorian language. The trains. It's a problem.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a problem.
Speaker 3: So this morning when we caught short nine four one
Speaker 3: one oh four three, reason we're asking the saying man
Speaker 3: in America has called nine one one with an emergency,
Speaker 3: stuck in traffic, and he what he needed to pay.
Speaker 13: Nine one police? By your ambulance? Yea, I need you
Speaker 13: need the ambulance.
Speaker 17: No, I need a police.
Speaker 13: Well, then why do you say you need the ambulance.
Speaker 17: I didn't say ambulance, I said I need police.
Speaker 13: Ok, you have a police. Where is the emergency?
Speaker 17: Actually the thing is that I have to pee and
Speaker 17: these guys are not moving.
Speaker 3: You have to pee.
Speaker 13: Yeah, this is your emergency that you have to pee? Yeah,
Speaker 13: and how the police can help you? Yearne good point.
Speaker 17: I have to be man, I'm not sure what you
Speaker 17: like me do.
Speaker 13: That you have Yearney, I can't help you with that.
Speaker 13: I am just connecting. Thanks good.
Speaker 2: I like that the call. He's like, hey, I have
Speaker 2: to pay you work out how you solve it. I
Speaker 2: have to pay.
Speaker 3: It's nine one one's problem.
Speaker 2: You do have got the emergency?
Speaker 3: Where in my pants? Still with it?
Speaker 8: All?
Speaker 3: Right? Then when did you have to go? When did
Speaker 3: you get caught short? Christian? Good morning morning?
Speaker 13: Here you going?
Speaker 3: I'm good buddy, So caught short? What happened?
Speaker 13: Ah? Years ago?
Speaker 16: When I was a truck driver, I was on went
Speaker 16: through road stuck in traffic, and I was doing a
Speaker 16: cretane stack at the time, and I was working out.
Speaker 16: So you need to drink about three leters of water
Speaker 16: a day when you do a pretane stack. Anyway, so
Speaker 16: I had a two later water bottle. Basically had to
Speaker 16: tip that out and essentially fill it back up.
Speaker 3: We did not need any filling it back up. We
Speaker 3: already there, buddy. Oh, I were two liters.
Speaker 16: Probably I reckon I would have got close to filling
Speaker 16: it up.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Did you say goodbye to that drink bottle? Christian?
Speaker 3: Or can you run it?
Speaker 2: Through the dishwasher and it takes Yeah, I.
Speaker 16: Got rid of it. I didn't want to do a
Speaker 16: bear grills. Yeah, I just got rid of it.
Speaker 3: Hopefully not on the Glennberry Road. So I'm just choking.
Speaker 3: So it's a great thing. Two little bottle of pea
Speaker 3: gets thrown out them. Oh that is wow strong start
Speaker 3: with this one. Thank you very much, Christian.
Speaker 13: I have a good day cheery too.
Speaker 18: So much.
Speaker 3: Take care Tanya, Tanya, Hello, and when did you get
Speaker 3: caught short?
Speaker 19: I was about.
Speaker 14: Eight years old.
Speaker 19: I went on a little family adventure with my best
Speaker 19: friend's family and.
Speaker 14: They took us to Arthur's seat cheerleast.
Speaker 19: And it's an open chair leads a bit like at.
Speaker 3: And imagining it we can see it.
Speaker 19: Yeah, and it goes for about half an hour, and
Speaker 19: I just had to go. And the poor people that
Speaker 19: were sitting in the chairlift behind me would have just
Speaker 19: seen this stream as I just could not hold a
Speaker 19: hold on any longer, and the poor and then I
Speaker 19: had to end up going home with my family friend's
Speaker 19: car with no clothes all the all the windows were down,
Speaker 19: and I was just mortified as the.
Speaker 2: Danya when I when I got caught short? On the toboggan.
Speaker 2: I was with family friends, I wasn't with mom and dad. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and it's shame.
Speaker 3: All for you poor things. Wow, that is incredible. Those
Speaker 3: are what are those stories? You don't forget?
Speaker 2: Those you never forget.
Speaker 3: They're buried deep in there?
Speaker 8: Are there?
Speaker 3: This come out of random moments? Dania, Thank you very
Speaker 3: much and cool, we'll send your prize.
Speaker 19: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: We're all grown ups, I think, all of us. You
Speaker 3: don't get to be a grown up without some kind
Speaker 3: of incident where you were caught short. And tell you
Speaker 3: who is really enjoyed taking calls today? A young producer
Speaker 3: in the studio real. I have never heard him laugh
Speaker 3: so much. He loves one of these stories. Who knew?
Speaker 3: And now just at the thought of what he's.
Speaker 2: Heard, actually throwing his head back with it after.
Speaker 3: And then when I went, oh, should we have the one?
Speaker 3: Who is? It's too long for you, It's too long
Speaker 3: for your show, private show of them all right? Nine
Speaker 3: four one four one o four three When you got
Speaker 3: caught short Darren morning.
Speaker 15: Yeah, looks I'm glad to get this off my chest.
Speaker 15: Eighty one already toils at Mett Buller and the cheerlift,
Speaker 15: and as it happens, they stopped every now and then,
Speaker 15: and I was so so desperate, I was going to burst.
Speaker 15: Eight had a bit of a look, but I didn't care.
Speaker 15: I've got into a good position on the chairs and
Speaker 15: find myself in the middle, and I let it go.
Speaker 15: And I swear I heard some appause at the end
Speaker 15: of it, but I won day my hearing, but I had.
Speaker 13: I had to go.
Speaker 15: And I think I think that my chicking the equipment.
Speaker 15: I think there was a bit of fosspot that.
Speaker 3: You know, so much going on here. So obviously if
Speaker 3: you're you're up there in the air and on a
Speaker 3: chair lift, often there's people beneath you who are gonna
Speaker 3: be spattered by semi frozen urine falling from the sky.
Speaker 3: I want a refund. Actually I went to a mountain, but
Speaker 3: I got pen on. I'm sure the guy up in
Speaker 3: there chair you've got to have a word with them.
Speaker 3: And there's signs up there don't pee from the chair lift.
Speaker 3: An the way you said, you've got to get this
Speaker 3: off your chest, And I just thought this must happened
Speaker 3: a couple years ago, nineteen eighty one or eighty two,
Speaker 3: that's a long time you've been holding this secret. Shame,
Speaker 3: isn't it, Darren. Yeah, it's a pleasure. It's a pleasure.
Speaker 3: Have a good week down thanks to corner mate. Very funny, uh, Lenny,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Lily.
Speaker 11: Good morning Christian Lely.
Speaker 3: You are what happened when you got caught short?
Speaker 11: Well, it was the beginning of this year and I
Speaker 11: was on my way home, traveling on the Western Freeway
Speaker 11: and everything stopped on the freeway. It was bumper a bumper.
Speaker 11: It ended up taking me about five hours to get home.
Speaker 11: But in the middle of it, I was busting.
Speaker 7: It was killing me.
Speaker 11: I didn't know what to do.
Speaker 7: I couldn't get.
Speaker 11: Out the car. I had a few trucks around, and
Speaker 11: they could sort of see in, you know, because there's
Speaker 11: eye up.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 11: So I grabbed my jacket and put it across my
Speaker 11: lap to give yourself some dignity, And I had a
Speaker 11: wide nicked drink bottle, so I took the tap off and.
Speaker 3: I did not need to stop boasting what Alex.
Speaker 11: I stitched down in my in my driver's seat with
Speaker 11: the bottle between my knees and release myself.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what I mean. That's like a pilates move.
Speaker 3: Is it one of the advanced one to do all
Speaker 3: that under the old dignity shrouds. You've got the jacket
Speaker 3: as well from the prying lorry driver's eyes, as if
Speaker 3: they'd want to see that anyway.
Speaker 11: It was embarrassing, but I just they looked around me,
Speaker 11: they'd be.
Speaker 3: Able to see, they'd understand, they'd understand. Lennie, thank you
Speaker 3: very much. You cool take it might have a good week.
Speaker 14: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Bye, Adam, I have one last one, Adam Kiday. Guys, Yeah, Adam,
Speaker 3: what happened then when he got caught short?
Speaker 20: Yeah?
Speaker 4: So about ten years ago, I was doing a europe
Speaker 4: tour and I was staying in Amsterdam for a couple
Speaker 4: of days. I had been out to a couple of
Speaker 4: pubs drinking, and I was on my way back to
Speaker 4: my accommodation in the night and it was about it
Speaker 4: probably about a twenty minute walk or so, and about
Speaker 4: ten minutes in I was like, oh, I really need
Speaker 4: to go, and I was, you know, foreign country.
Speaker 8: I'm not.
Speaker 4: Everything was sort of closed, like the canal was on
Speaker 4: my right and on the left was sort of on
Speaker 4: the outskirts of the red light district. And as I'm
Speaker 4: sort of walking along, there's a couple of yurinals.
Speaker 8: But I didn't.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately I didn't. I needed to do number twos. I
Speaker 4: was getting sweaty, I was getting sweaty, I was getting
Speaker 4: tingly arms. I was just I was just I was
Speaker 4: going to go and I didn't want.
Speaker 8: To do it.
Speaker 4: I guess in my pants. So as I'm walking along,
Speaker 4: the ladies of the night are in these sort of
Speaker 4: glark in behind these glass doors and they tap tap
Speaker 4: on the window to get to get your attention with
Speaker 4: like a key or something like that.
Speaker 3: A lot of detail about this mate for someone who
Speaker 3: just happened to be wandering around. Is this your story?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 4: So? So I was just like, there's no option.
Speaker 3: I need it.
Speaker 4: I need to go in.
Speaker 3: Again. O'Connell, I know, I know, real huminary trap problem
Speaker 3: again now Friday night, every Friday, it's always this place.
Speaker 4: So she was she was stoked that I was coming
Speaker 4: over the window anyway. So I said, I just need
Speaker 4: to go to the toilet. I need to go to
Speaker 4: the bathroom.
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Speaker 18: Hey, Christian, Jack and Pats. I was catching up with
Speaker 18: your podcast from Monday when you were discussing Eminem's new
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Speaker 18: life up until last month when I moved to ann Alburn, Michigan,
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Speaker 18: the University of Michigan. I'm not sure of my immediate availabilities.
Speaker 18: We have lots of cells and viruses on the go
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Speaker 18: Thank you guys so much for the show, as it's
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Speaker 18: apologize to Melbourne for my horrific Northern Pomme accents, but
Speaker 18: I hope everyone is doing well given the current situation.
Speaker 18: All the best to you guys, Melbourne and Australia all
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Speaker 3: Alright, let's go from Michigan too. Well, Don from the Gong,
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Speaker 6: Christian mate, Don from the Gong here, and that name
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Speaker 2: That's today the eleventh.
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Speaker 22: Hello, Christian, Jack and Patsy. This is Mendy from Brooklyn,
Speaker 22: New York. I'll be more than happy to be your correspondent.
Speaker 22: To New York City. Brooklyn is obviously famous for being
Speaker 22: near an old classics factory where one Jack Post met
Speaker 22: his now wife Bianca. I first became aware of your
Speaker 22: amazing work when my good friends he miss Shenandi, went
Speaker 22: over to London and did some shows with you, and
Speaker 22: you guys played a classic game of pick the rat.
Speaker 3: What a great match.
Speaker 22: Anyway, I must apologize in advance that I am unavailable
Speaker 22: for any correspondence Friday nights and Saturdays due to the
Speaker 22: fact that I am a hasidict you. Anyway, keep up
Speaker 22: the great work, have a great day.
Speaker 3: No need for an apology. That's a great mendy. So
Speaker 3: we go from USA to South Africa.
Speaker 23: Hi, Christian, my name is MIKEV. I'm twenty three years
Speaker 23: old and I'm currently sitting in Durban and South Africa,
Speaker 23: and I think I'm your future correspondent from this part.
Speaker 1: Of the world.
Speaker 23: I am a radio presenter. I work in radio here
Speaker 23: and that is largely owed to you and your work.
Speaker 3: Over the years.
Speaker 23: As a young child, we became quite annoyed by our
Speaker 23: local station, so my dad and I would stream your
Speaker 23: show from the UK while driving to school every morning.
Speaker 23: An interesting fact about myself is that I once partook
Speaker 23: in a game called Surviva South Africa and in the experience,
Speaker 23: my big takeaway was that I can put into a
Speaker 23: hole that's very very small. Otherwise, Christian, I really hope
Speaker 23: to hear from you soon. I'm a huge fan of
Speaker 23: the show. I loved your book and I think that
Speaker 23: I'm the perfect person to get a gauge of the
Speaker 23: ground of Durban and South Africa.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Mike. One last one we've got
Speaker 3: Ricky boy. You know, it's the Sheriff of Nottingham High.
Speaker 20: Christian Jack and Pats. I'm rick from Nottingham in England
Speaker 20: and I'm applying for the correspondence role. I'm fifty two,
Speaker 20: married to Vicki and with two children at university.
Speaker 13: Now.
Speaker 20: They gone as far away to university as they possibly
Speaker 20: could and they've gone to Scotland, so says a lot
Speaker 20: about my parenting skills. Really, best thing about Nottingham is
Speaker 20: it reported to have four women to every one man.
Speaker 20: So rio come and visit us and even you might
Speaker 20: have a chance, but please don't send them where I be.
Speaker 20: Love God, Patsy, You'll never get in back. Nottingham claim
Speaker 20: to fame gave the world traffic lights and harmac so
Speaker 20: you're very welcome, Melbourne. Imagine a world without them. So
Speaker 20: recruit me as your foreign correspondent in the UK and
Speaker 20: I'll give you regular updates of all things Nottingham.
Speaker 3: Love this. I love hearing all the different accents. All right,
Speaker 3: So wherever you are, email me if you're interested into
Speaker 3: becoming our correspondent. From wherever you are to shoot me
Speaker 3: a nine. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
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Speaker 3: It is often a very fragile state the male ego.
Speaker 3: I have a retired neighbor lives next door called John
Speaker 3: and his lovely wife Judy. Fortunately, John, when he cuts
Speaker 3: his grass, comes and voluntarily cuts my nature strip.
Speaker 2: What an amazing free kick for you.
Speaker 3: But I don't like it. I feel emasculated. My wife
Speaker 3: always goes, oh, Jones, are I was about to do it?
Speaker 3: I don't need him doing it. I am capable to
Speaker 3: cut my own grass.
Speaker 2: What he's probably doing is, hey, I'll extend this gesture
Speaker 2: to you if next time you're mining the lawns, you
Speaker 2: do my nature strip.
Speaker 3: I got one in John's little backyard on Saturday. Right,
Speaker 3: you're winned these backyard No, no, no, I saw yesterday.
Speaker 3: That's taking it too far. I saw Saturday morning right
Speaker 3: that my nature strip needed a cut, right, And then
Speaker 3: I went more, John's does too. I thought, I'm going
Speaker 3: to get out there now, I'm going to cut his.
Speaker 3: So I did, right, and I put a lot of
Speaker 3: work into it. His look better than mine. Right. I
Speaker 3: made sure the stripes were great, even the edges. It
Speaker 3: was really good. I got the leaf blower. It is.
Speaker 3: I've got to say, his nature strip has never looked better.
Speaker 3: His wife comes out, How good did I feel? Right?
Speaker 3: His wife comes out on crutches. I don't know. She
Speaker 3: just had a neva pacement. She's like, oh, thank you
Speaker 3: so much. Are so kind, Christian. It's no big deal.
Speaker 3: It's no biggie. You know it's on me anytime. It's
Speaker 3: not too bad. And she went, oh my god, it
Speaker 3: looks really good. When please feel frighted to pass that
Speaker 3: on your husband John as well. Anywhe hour later, he
Speaker 3: sends me a text message he is filthy. Oh he's
Speaker 3: actually telling me, please don't ever do that again. Please
Speaker 3: don't know it again. He didn't like it.
Speaker 2: Either, what because of the emasculation or yes.
Speaker 3: He didn't say it, but I got it went. I
Speaker 3: don't need to do that. It's okay, Please don't do
Speaker 3: it again.
Speaker 2: You guys are going to have a kindness wary mopping
Speaker 2: each other's floor.
Speaker 3: My wife work as well. Don't do that. I don't
Speaker 3: think he liked that when I was trying to win
Speaker 3: you know what you were doing. It must end now
Speaker 3: and now I'm going to keep going. I've also seen
Speaker 3: I don't know your hege trimmer, but also noticed that
Speaker 3: his head needs a trim. I'm going to buy one.
Speaker 2: Today paint his heir.
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Speaker 3: Twenty twenty one just been announced the Spice. This wasn't
Speaker 3: in Patsy's news Maybe tom at nine Patsy for a
Speaker 3: room for the news about the Birds of the year
Speaker 3: has been announced.
Speaker 2: How did you leave that out come on your wheelhouse?
Speaker 3: Yeah? The superb fairy Wren, one of our favorites on
Speaker 3: the show, has one Australia's twenty twenty one Bird of
Speaker 3: the Year, the superb fairy wren. Great name this is it?
Speaker 3: That sound like spring?
Speaker 2: A beautiful looking bird. The superb fairy Rah so hotty
Speaker 2: a bright blue? Yeah, well, actually you know what. The
Speaker 2: males are bright blue, the female fairy wren sadly just
Speaker 2: a pale brown. If I would, I must say a
Speaker 2: basic bird.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, So really it's the guy who's won it.
Speaker 3: This is a press conference earlier. You can have that
Speaker 3: one for nine twenty thousand people voted huge revolts. People
Speaker 3: are very upset. This is the way the world know,
Speaker 3: isn't it. One super wren fan spoke to The Guardian.
Speaker 3: I've been seeing a lot of the posts on Twitter saying,
Speaker 3: oh it's a common bird. Why couldn't something more special win?
Speaker 3: They're not even the best fairy wren, but these tie
Speaker 3: any little balls of pure joy have managed to hang
Speaker 3: in our cities and delight as they flutter past these days,
Speaker 3: even outrage about birds of the year. So today's time
Speaker 3: waster is bird movies. How are your bird movies?
Speaker 2: Jackie miye, I am happy with mine.
Speaker 3: Let tit be?
Speaker 2: Let it be gold?
Speaker 3: Look goose talking.
Speaker 2: Gold x ran silver.
Speaker 3: The Kingfisher's speech. Ah, what have you got to say,
Speaker 3: old friend? Silver plas puffins are a beautiful yes, cold
Speaker 3: weather bird run out of ground on that one. An
Speaker 3: X a bit of research. Puffing on the rits. Oh,
Speaker 3: he's dressed up smart. That's right, he's puffing on the
Speaker 3: rits with his top hat and caine. What's the original
Speaker 3: film putting all the rits?
Speaker 13: Ah?
Speaker 2: Yes, bronze.
Speaker 3: Dude, dude, where is my macare Fronz? Damn it? People
Speaker 3: with lot goose talking honk honk.
Speaker 2: So you started very.
Speaker 3: Sweat all right, Jackie bot, What have you got bird movies?
Speaker 2: You've got quail?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, strong gold Horden.
Speaker 2: Here's a hoot that's probably now no common you like
Speaker 2: to at the start inglorious buzzards.
Speaker 3: That's Tarantino bird movie.
Speaker 2: I like that gold and plucking miss Daisy.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, so much violence happens to a
Speaker 3: show to show.
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Speaker 3: Today, we are looking for your bird movies, Jackie boy,
Speaker 3: have you got your binoculars ready?
Speaker 2: I am, I can spice some great birds up in
Speaker 2: them trees.
Speaker 3: Let's hear them where up a nim tree? Excuse me, Patsy,
Speaker 3: what was that noise you just made this friend coming
Speaker 3: out of the microphone.
Speaker 2: It's like scoffing at our.
Speaker 3: Checkpost weekend at Budgies Silver plus, Carli catch me if
Speaker 3: two can gold, Well done, Rebecca are.
Speaker 2: Starling is born Clever Gold.
Speaker 3: The Emperor Penguin strikes back silver that deserves gold. That's
Speaker 3: great ornithological skill. Sorry, Robi, trying to get it upgraded. Nothing.
Speaker 3: Falcon air nick Cage is a falcon.
Speaker 2: If Nick Cage is the falcon, I.
Speaker 3: Promise you starring Nicholas bird Cage.
Speaker 2: Oh that's clever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's then that's a lucky Wedde Fowls moving Castle.
Speaker 2: Silver keV we brought to Nemi you gold.
Speaker 3: Ten things I hate about Shrews Silver twelve angry.
Speaker 2: Mcause Bronze.
Speaker 3: By the dozen. It's hard to do that noise of
Speaker 3: like cheaping that merger, isn't it jeep Well, I don't
Speaker 3: know where what country they're from?
Speaker 2: These birth by the way, Silver plus.
Speaker 3: I tried Trevor saving saving Parrot Ryan Gold. We never
Speaker 3: leave a parrot down. Darryl Freddy got feathered.
Speaker 24: Gold along came Polly won a Cracker Silver Conean the
Speaker 24: Budgy Smuggler, bron Lark Nado Bronze.
Speaker 3: Ace Ace, Voltura gold, very good, Canary met Sally gold.
Speaker 3: That's great. Carl I love that Canary met Sally, Meet
Speaker 3: the Flockers, Gold, the man with the Golden Goose, Gold
Speaker 3: word and Dave, can we continue the gold run? Throw
Speaker 3: Mama from the nest. That's good. A few good wren gold,
Speaker 3: Liar Liar Bird Gold, Luke and nooser and four Webbings
Speaker 3: and the funeral.
Speaker 2: That's a gold plus. That's today's winner.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, well done. Four Webbings and the funeral. Jan
Speaker 3: you win the very first bad tickets to go to
Speaker 3: Red Hot Summer Tour. Tickets on sale this Thursday. We'll
Speaker 3: select quickly. We are back tomorrow morning. Thank you very
Speaker 3: much for listening.
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