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Speaker 1: Absolutely not.

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Speaker 2: No one knows how Wi Fi works. I thought it

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Speaker 3: Word, discombobulating.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point.

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Speaker 3: Three friends, let's not worry about formal atis. We have

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Speaker 3: a man on air who is struggling right now, poor

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Speaker 3: Jack Post. I don't like crudeness on my radio shows. However,

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Speaker 3: he has a necessary co brown situation.

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Speaker 2: I'm running experiment. There was suggested by you. Actually, I'm

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Speaker 2: worried about next year, when I've become a father, that

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Speaker 2: I'm going to be tired all the time because you

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Speaker 2: just lack sleep. A baby keeps you awake all night.

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Speaker 2: You said you've got to start drinking coffee. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 2: not a coffee drinker, and I've had a coffee this morning.

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Speaker 2: I do feel pepped up. But the problem is you've.

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Speaker 3: Been bent over for the last three minutes, grabbing onto

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Speaker 3: now getting right about next year. What's going on?

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Speaker 2: I've had a sudden urge to need the bus. Oh

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Speaker 2: you should go, Jack.

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Speaker 3: It's awful. This is why I can't have coffee. The

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Speaker 3: few times I've had it, I've had an accident.

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Speaker 2: It's too much to follow through.

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Speaker 3: No, I just said, I don't want to get into details,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, in the studio.

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Speaker 3: Not in the studio, but in the car. In the

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Speaker 3: car the worst one. The worst one was on a Friday,

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Speaker 3: I was on this book tour and it's part of

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Speaker 3: got there in yawning, someone said, oh, why don't I

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Speaker 3: get you a coffee? And I went, look, the few

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Speaker 3: times i've had it, I've had an accident. Went oh no,

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Speaker 3: let me try this coffee, and you know, we take

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Speaker 3: like that. I have this coffee and I'm fine. I think,

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Speaker 3: and then they go, you need to go and get

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Speaker 3: like you the sweat and the fear like, oh god,

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Speaker 3: all of a sudden, I said, someone need to go

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Speaker 3: when you know you're going to have an accent. I

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Speaker 3: can't stop this. As they're walking out right waving to

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Speaker 3: with kids in my own muff. It's awful, awful, it

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Speaker 3: is humiliating. It's terrible.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to end up like that. I'm going

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Speaker 3: Can't do that for three hours. You need to go

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Speaker 3: and stop off the package. Now you go, we're placed

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Speaker 3: on we come back.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if any of you have ever had

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Speaker 3: It's just like things are ready to explode. That is

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Speaker 3: Jack right now. He was in quite a bit of discomfact,

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Speaker 3: actually bent over during Patsy's news, which is often how

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Speaker 3: a coffee before the show and he's not good with caffeine.

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Speaker 4: knock on the cubicle door for ourport producer Tom.

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Speaker 2: In it, and so must go on.

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Speaker 5: Bad moment.

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Speaker 3: I'm happy for you to carry on in there for

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Speaker 3: Should be Stairway to Heaven or stick on an entire album.

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Speaker 3: Do you need anything in there? The newer Sack percussion

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Speaker 3: Can we get Jackie class.

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Speaker 1: It's Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Jackie Boys back to the studio.

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Speaker 2: Now, good to see you guys. I'm actually feeling a

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Speaker 3: So what do we learn from this? You don't try coffee.

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Speaker 2: Or I think I have to try incremental amounts. And

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Speaker 3: In all seriouses, you will be okay next year.

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Speaker 2: With the tiredness, that's my number one concern.

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Speaker 6: it's it is when the baby sleeps, you sleep.

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Speaker 3: No, you'll learn not to like I can. Remembering with life.

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Speaker 2: Jack when you become a parent that I wasn't prepared for.

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Speaker 2: Isn't there, Christian?

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Speaker 3: Where a deeper reserve? Kissing you just like five hours?

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Speaker 3: That is the universe right now, that is laughing at

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Speaker 3: Just go through some emails that have come in over

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Speaker 3: heading poo and Me. There's a theme building this morning, Christian,

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Speaker 3: for toilet business. It's the comments on what's the smell?

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Speaker 3: you're talking about it. This happened between me and my wife.

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Speaker 3: Now Thomas actually screenshotted a text just exchanged. Right. This

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Speaker 3: is a modern relationship that been together for a while,

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Speaker 3: so this is his partner Lydia. How long are you

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Speaker 3: I'll be done in two minutes. Hurry up. Then obviously,

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Speaker 3: You left such a stinking here. I almost pute another text.

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Speaker 3: They're still pooing the toilet. I've sprayed and open the

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Speaker 8: Right.

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Speaker 3: This should be a warning, Freddy couple fucking and this

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Speaker 3: the toilet. Thank you, Tom for your chorus.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Late La Parties to Home. For all your emails, you

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Speaker 3: can leave us voice messages as well, Christian at Christian

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Speaker 3: O'Connell dot com dot au. That's my email. Love. Get

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Speaker 3: your emails, even if they are screenshots of exchanges about

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Speaker 3: you leaving to that kind of stuff in the toilet,

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Speaker 3: there's actually not. It's used for that listener, Tom, all right,

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Speaker 3: Larrybanda He Larry, Christian, I'm on holiday. You don't rub

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Speaker 3: it in? God, do you remember holidays catching up with

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Speaker 3: We love you thing say Larry Christian talking about also

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Speaker 3: where I heard you talking about car scrapes and dings.

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Speaker 3: On my wedding day, I thought it'd be amazing to

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Speaker 3: a lie. I'd only driven it less than a minute.

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Speaker 3: I'd never driven such a car, lost control the first corner,

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Speaker 3: waving goodbye to all my friends and hit a tree.

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Speaker 3: It cost me five sometimes because of the excess. It

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Speaker 3: I didn't tell my bride until after the honeymoon. We

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Speaker 3: had our first big argument. Take care. Really great news

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Speaker 3: for Jackie Boy. That's from Larry. That's great, Thank you

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Speaker 3: very much, Larry. Some of your ask machine messages are

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Speaker 3: coming over the weekend today. Our show. I didn't know this.

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Speaker 9: it Monday show being a sixty six six show. I

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Speaker 9: really think you should be playing the number of the

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Speaker 9: base boiler and made him to start it off since

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Speaker 9: it's a number of the base after all. Thanks mikee bye.

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure do we need to hear this this morning?

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Speaker 3: Feel good on you mans of this morning? We told notice,

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Speaker 10: you and tell.

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Speaker 11: You about my dad.

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Speaker 10: It's very special. It wasn't actually a main meal, but

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Speaker 2: Give me a go after this. Our neighborhood kids are

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Speaker 3: Not on the old table tennis. Oh yeah, uh oh okay.

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Speaker 3: Jackie boy, what is it for you? What's your rage

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Speaker 2: So the cat's obviously out of the bag about this

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Speaker 3: Knew about it. It's got your own bats.

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Speaker 3: Encourage listeners to put up fake tier one sites everywhere.

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Speaker 3: Jackie Boy is still raging about the communal table tennis

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Speaker 3: that's just been installed across the road to mysel. So

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Speaker 2: So now's the time to play her. Because she's better

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Speaker 3: This isn't the best example. There's a new feature now

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Speaker 14: I have a neighbor that every morning at five o'clock

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Speaker 3: Some whole garage up there of like really noisy modes

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Speaker 14: It's saying that true. He did chase me for a

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Speaker 3: I love seeing those guys at traffic lights. I actually

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Speaker 3: it's okay, it's okay. Who are you trying? And pressed

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Speaker 3: what is going on? Mate? There's too much going on here.

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Speaker 3: Dad didn't hug you enough? Did he let have one

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Speaker 3: from it? It's over now, my friend pull over?

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Speaker 14: Oh, I think he deserves more than a hug.

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Speaker 3: All right, Stacy, I hope that's how getting off your

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Speaker 3: chest with us?

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Speaker 13: Okay, thank you, all right.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to who we got here? Grant? Good morning, Grant?

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Speaker 3: Here you on? I'm good, Grant. I hope you're well. Okay,

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Speaker 3: what is your what's still irritating you from your weekend?

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Speaker 5: I really irritated me last night watching the fiftieth anniversary

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Speaker 5: of Hey Hay It Saturday?

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Speaker 13: Now?

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Speaker 5: Is a caliber of a show like that heyyt Saturday

449
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Speaker 5: on a Sunday night? I thought, Fiddlesticks, Why you're quite right?

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Speaker 3: That is sloppy scheduling. Why didn't they do on a

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Speaker 3: Saturday when it used to be on?

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Speaker 5: I don't know, it's just thing weird, like it was

453
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Speaker 5: such a great show when.

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Speaker 15: It was on.

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Speaker 5: There's nothing like it now.

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Speaker 3: Ye all right, that grant, thank you very much your call.

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Speaker 3: Give us a call. What is your rage against your weekend? Then?

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Speaker 3: Do not begin the weekend?

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Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Jamie Is texted me, Chris, the pigeons have an orgy

461
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Speaker 3: on my roof every morning and night. Bloody, they're around

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Speaker 3: the old pigeons, aren't they, Jamie Christian I book a

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Speaker 3: hard rubbish collection. I hope we've morphed into three w

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Speaker 3: rage against the Mitchell. I booked a hard rubbish collection

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Speaker 3: for last week and they still haven't showed up eight

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Speaker 3: exclamation marks. That's also was really angry online, isn't it

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Speaker 3: where they over use exclamation marks? I called them up

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Speaker 3: Friday afternoon of my addresses on the list. Seriously, don't

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Speaker 3: know how I'm going to cope with another week of

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Speaker 3: rubbish on my nature strip. Debbie's rage against the weekend

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Speaker 3: is simply springtime allergies. All right, Amory's on the line.

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Speaker 3: Good morning a.

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Speaker 15: Marie, Good morning Christian.

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Speaker 7: And to the rest of the people, was in there.

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Speaker 3: The old collective, the symposium doesn't matter, it's irrelevant. Just

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Speaker 3: remember mine and the other fella.

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Speaker 14: It's good boy.

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Speaker 2: This is Jack and Marie. Nice to meeting you.

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Speaker 11: Did you know that my dad's name was Jack, so

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Speaker 11: I know you.

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Speaker 3: Easy to remember next time. AnyWho, a Marie, what is

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Speaker 3: your rage against the weekend?

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Speaker 7: My rage against the weekend was a couple of possums

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Speaker 7: deciding to make babies about three o'clock this morning.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, my bedroom window.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that noise.

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Speaker 7: It's it's really scary because I've got a French bulldog

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Speaker 7: and since she hears that noise, she puts outside and

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Speaker 7: I think, no, you can't know it there because she

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Speaker 7: could be attacked and die. So yeah, can someone come

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Speaker 7: and get rid of these possums?

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Speaker 2: Very vicious possums. If you're taking down the.

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Speaker 3: Dog, well, lamb anyone you turn separate them once they're

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Speaker 3: at it was that locked in they will go for

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Speaker 3: a French bulldog or humor.

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Speaker 2: Although noises that possums make will surprise you. The first

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Speaker 2: time I heard this possom noise, I couldn't believe that

498
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Speaker 2: that's what was coming out of their mouth.

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Speaker 3: People have never heard that noise before. Could you recreate

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Speaker 3: it now?

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Speaker 2: So mine wasn't a love making but I heard two

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Speaker 2: possums fighting and it was it was like, yeah, that's

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Speaker 2: what love making.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought they like it rough. There is a

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Speaker 3: lot of rough play, was guys, it's just consensual. You

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Speaker 3: know what is going on? They it looks like they're fighting.

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Speaker 3: They're not. It's rough and tumble.

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Speaker 2: Oh it sounded so violent.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And I tell you the other thing as well

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Speaker 3: about when they do that. I don't know if it's afterwards,

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Speaker 3: you know, because they're happy, but they what is about

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Speaker 3: that possum poop? Right? My dogs keep rolling r like

513
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Speaker 3: they got cat. They get their eyes go and what

514
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Speaker 3: it does seem to their fur? Don't know what the

515
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Speaker 3: smell is and no matter how much you rinse them

516
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Speaker 3: offul shampoo them, it stinks all day long.

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Speaker 2: That I looked up why they did that, because Luna

518
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Speaker 2: was was doing that so much. I looked up. While

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Speaker 2: they do that is to hang over from their wolf

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Speaker 2: days when there were hunters and they would roll in

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Speaker 2: poo to cloak their smell so that they could you know,

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Speaker 2: creep up on their victims and they wouldn't be smelling.

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Speaker 3: Victims praying he's gone a bit big on this whole

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Speaker 3: possum thing, and dogs out yeah, yeah, hello to everyone

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Speaker 3: else in there.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Every single adult has been the situation where when you

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Speaker 3: really really had to go pee, it's actually agony, isn't it,

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Speaker 3: And you really need to go and you can't wait. However,

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Speaker 3: would you call triple zero to say, look, i'me stuck

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Speaker 3: in traffic? I mean what this is what happened in America?

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Speaker 3: Then someone has called nine one one he was stuck

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Speaker 3: in traffic and he needed to go pee. What did

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Speaker 3: he think they were going to do? Like low or

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Speaker 3: an officer with a bedpand you know why hasn't he

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Speaker 3: heard of a cup holder or even a glove box?

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Speaker 3: I sometimes you have to improvise. I haven't done that.

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Speaker 3: I haven't done that. I was just many talking about

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Speaker 3: the options that could have been available to this guy. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: here's the audio from it. Listen to this very polite

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Speaker 3: the guy taking his call, No one one cheap.

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Speaker 13: Police by your ambulance? Need the ambulance?

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Speaker 17: No I need a police.

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Speaker 13: Why do you say you need the ambulance.

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Speaker 3: Let's just stop that from it. First of all, he says,

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Speaker 3: Then he says he needs the what are they going

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Speaker 3: to do. He is going through the very actually farbrigaate.

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Speaker 3: Can they give me a hose and I'll fill up

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Speaker 3: the tank?

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Speaker 13: No one one chea police by your ambulance. You need

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Speaker 13: the ambulance.

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Speaker 17: No, I need a police.

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Speaker 13: Why do you say you need the ambulance.

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Speaker 17: I didn't say ambulance. I said I need police.

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Speaker 13: You have a police. Where is the emergency?

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Speaker 17: Actually the thing is that I have to pee and

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Speaker 17: these guys are not moving.

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Speaker 13: You have to pee. Yeah, there's your emergency that you

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Speaker 13: have to pee, and I the police and healthy youranny.

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Speaker 13: I'm not sure what you like me do that you

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Speaker 13: have yourney. I can't help you with that.

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Speaker 3: A just connecting, very polite, he says good bye in

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Speaker 3: the end to an absolute time WASTEUF. I mean, look,

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Speaker 3: we've all been. It's awful when he's stuck in traffic

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Speaker 3: and you look ahead and you know this is ages

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Speaker 3: and it might be somewhere where you can't just jump

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Speaker 3: out of the car. Yeah, when everyone doesn't going behind

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Speaker 3: a bush or just stuck there. Have you ever been

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Speaker 3: in that situation where you just have to go?

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Speaker 2: Not as an adult, but I definitely had one as

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Speaker 2: a kid where I was on a toboggan ride, one

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Speaker 2: of the not the snow you know, the luge that

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Speaker 2: you go down the wheel toboggan on the medal, the metallic,

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Speaker 2: metallic thing. So I was going up the louge and

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Speaker 2: I really needed to pee, but it's taking so long

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Speaker 2: to lift me to the top.

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Speaker 3: And it must have been like gravity. You know. We

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Speaker 3: did Blacken as.

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Speaker 2: Well, and I sadly paid into the toboggan. I was

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Speaker 2: a kid. I was a child.

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure if you were this last year. What

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Speaker 3: do you do? Then in the toboggan.

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Speaker 2: I got to the top and I told the guy,

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Speaker 2: I've paid in my toboggan. Is it all right if

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Speaker 2: I walked there?

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Speaker 3: They mature young man to confess such a thing.

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Speaker 2: And he said, no. The safest way. You can't let

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Speaker 2: anybody walk down. The safest way to go down is

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Speaker 2: on the toboggan run.

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Speaker 3: And that's a life lessener sometimes to know, if you've

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Speaker 3: got to sit in your own peace.

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Speaker 2: So I had to go as slow as I possibly

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Speaker 2: could take in that.

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Speaker 3: I don wanns wanted to get down and out of it.

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Speaker 3: There slopping around in there.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian Carl's Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: We're talking about when you've been caught short. That's the

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Speaker 3: plightest way to say. It is a basic physiological need.

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Speaker 3: And I think in Manslow's hierarchy of needs, the number

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Speaker 3: one human need is to go to the toilet. And

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Speaker 3: when something interrupts that, like the situation happened to be

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Speaker 3: in or lack of available I was about to say latrines,

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Speaker 3: and I'm just using Victorian language. The trains. It's a problem.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a problem.

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Speaker 3: So this morning when we caught short nine four one

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Speaker 3: one oh four three, reason we're asking the saying man

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Speaker 3: in America has called nine one one with an emergency,

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Speaker 3: stuck in traffic, and he what he needed to pay.

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Speaker 13: Nine one police? By your ambulance? Yea, I need you

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Speaker 13: need the ambulance.

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Speaker 17: No, I need a police.

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Speaker 13: Well, then why do you say you need the ambulance.

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Speaker 17: I didn't say ambulance, I said I need police.

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Speaker 13: Ok, you have a police. Where is the emergency?

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Speaker 17: Actually the thing is that I have to pee and

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Speaker 17: these guys are not moving.

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Speaker 3: You have to pee.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, this is your emergency that you have to pee? Yeah,

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Speaker 13: and how the police can help you? Yearne good point.

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Speaker 17: I have to be man, I'm not sure what you

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Speaker 17: like me do.

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Speaker 13: That you have Yearney, I can't help you with that.

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Speaker 13: I am just connecting. Thanks good.

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Speaker 2: I like that the call. He's like, hey, I have

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Speaker 2: to pay you work out how you solve it. I

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Speaker 2: have to pay.

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Speaker 3: It's nine one one's problem.

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Speaker 2: You do have got the emergency?

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Speaker 3: Where in my pants? Still with it?

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Speaker 8: All?

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Speaker 3: Right? Then when did you have to go? When did

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Speaker 3: you get caught short? Christian? Good morning morning?

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Speaker 13: Here you going?

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Speaker 3: I'm good buddy, So caught short? What happened?

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Speaker 13: Ah? Years ago?

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Speaker 16: When I was a truck driver, I was on went

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Speaker 16: through road stuck in traffic, and I was doing a

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Speaker 16: cretane stack at the time, and I was working out.

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Speaker 16: So you need to drink about three leters of water

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Speaker 16: a day when you do a pretane stack. Anyway, so

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Speaker 16: I had a two later water bottle. Basically had to

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Speaker 16: tip that out and essentially fill it back up.

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Speaker 3: We did not need any filling it back up. We

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Speaker 3: already there, buddy. Oh, I were two liters.

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Speaker 16: Probably I reckon I would have got close to filling

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Speaker 16: it up.

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Speaker 13: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Did you say goodbye to that drink bottle? Christian?

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Speaker 3: Or can you run it?

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Speaker 2: Through the dishwasher and it takes Yeah, I.

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Speaker 16: Got rid of it. I didn't want to do a

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Speaker 16: bear grills. Yeah, I just got rid of it.

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Speaker 3: Hopefully not on the Glennberry Road. So I'm just choking.

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Speaker 3: So it's a great thing. Two little bottle of pea

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Speaker 3: gets thrown out them. Oh that is wow strong start

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Speaker 3: with this one. Thank you very much, Christian.

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Speaker 13: I have a good day cheery too.

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Speaker 18: So much.

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Speaker 3: Take care Tanya, Tanya, Hello, and when did you get

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Speaker 3: caught short?

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Speaker 19: I was about.

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Speaker 14: Eight years old.

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Speaker 19: I went on a little family adventure with my best

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Speaker 19: friend's family and.

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Speaker 14: They took us to Arthur's seat cheerleast.

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Speaker 19: And it's an open chair leads a bit like at.

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Speaker 3: And imagining it we can see it.

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Speaker 19: Yeah, and it goes for about half an hour, and

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Speaker 19: I just had to go. And the poor people that

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Speaker 19: were sitting in the chairlift behind me would have just

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Speaker 19: seen this stream as I just could not hold a

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Speaker 19: hold on any longer, and the poor and then I

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Speaker 19: had to end up going home with my family friend's

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Speaker 19: car with no clothes all the all the windows were down,

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Speaker 19: and I was just mortified as the.

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Speaker 2: Danya when I when I got caught short? On the toboggan.

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Speaker 2: I was with family friends, I wasn't with mom and dad. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and it's shame.

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Speaker 3: All for you poor things. Wow, that is incredible. Those

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Speaker 3: are what are those stories? You don't forget?

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Speaker 2: Those you never forget.

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Speaker 3: They're buried deep in there?

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Speaker 8: Are there?

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Speaker 3: This come out of random moments? Dania, Thank you very

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Speaker 3: much and cool, we'll send your prize.

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Speaker 19: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: We're all grown ups, I think, all of us. You

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Speaker 3: don't get to be a grown up without some kind

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Speaker 3: of incident where you were caught short. And tell you

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Speaker 3: who is really enjoyed taking calls today? A young producer

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Speaker 3: in the studio real. I have never heard him laugh

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Speaker 3: so much. He loves one of these stories. Who knew?

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Speaker 3: And now just at the thought of what he's.

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Speaker 2: Heard, actually throwing his head back with it after.

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Speaker 3: And then when I went, oh, should we have the one?

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Speaker 3: Who is? It's too long for you, It's too long

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Speaker 3: for your show, private show of them all right? Nine

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Speaker 3: four one four one o four three When you got

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Speaker 3: caught short Darren morning.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, looks I'm glad to get this off my chest.

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Speaker 15: Eighty one already toils at Mett Buller and the cheerlift,

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Speaker 15: and as it happens, they stopped every now and then,

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Speaker 15: and I was so so desperate, I was going to burst.

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Speaker 15: Eight had a bit of a look, but I didn't care.

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Speaker 15: I've got into a good position on the chairs and

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Speaker 15: find myself in the middle, and I let it go.

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Speaker 15: And I swear I heard some appause at the end

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Speaker 15: of it, but I won day my hearing, but I had.

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Speaker 13: I had to go.

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Speaker 15: And I think I think that my chicking the equipment.

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Speaker 15: I think there was a bit of fosspot that.

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Speaker 3: You know, so much going on here. So obviously if

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Speaker 3: you're you're up there in the air and on a

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Speaker 3: chair lift, often there's people beneath you who are gonna

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Speaker 3: be spattered by semi frozen urine falling from the sky.

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Speaker 3: I want a refund. Actually I went to a mountain, but

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Speaker 3: I got pen on. I'm sure the guy up in

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Speaker 3: there chair you've got to have a word with them.

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Speaker 3: And there's signs up there don't pee from the chair lift.

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Speaker 3: An the way you said, you've got to get this

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Speaker 3: off your chest, And I just thought this must happened

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Speaker 3: a couple years ago, nineteen eighty one or eighty two,

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Speaker 3: that's a long time you've been holding this secret. Shame,

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Speaker 3: isn't it, Darren. Yeah, it's a pleasure. It's a pleasure.

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Speaker 3: Have a good week down thanks to corner mate. Very funny, uh, Lenny,

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Lily.

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Speaker 11: Good morning Christian Lely.

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Speaker 3: You are what happened when you got caught short?

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Speaker 11: Well, it was the beginning of this year and I

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Speaker 11: was on my way home, traveling on the Western Freeway

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Speaker 11: and everything stopped on the freeway. It was bumper a bumper.

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Speaker 11: It ended up taking me about five hours to get home.

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Speaker 11: But in the middle of it, I was busting.

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Speaker 7: It was killing me.

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Speaker 11: I didn't know what to do.

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Speaker 7: I couldn't get.

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Speaker 11: Out the car. I had a few trucks around, and

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Speaker 11: they could sort of see in, you know, because there's

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Speaker 11: eye up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 11: So I grabbed my jacket and put it across my

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Speaker 11: lap to give yourself some dignity, And I had a

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Speaker 11: wide nicked drink bottle, so I took the tap off and.

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Speaker 3: I did not need to stop boasting what Alex.

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Speaker 11: I stitched down in my in my driver's seat with

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Speaker 11: the bottle between my knees and release myself.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what I mean. That's like a pilates move.

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Speaker 3: Is it one of the advanced one to do all

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Speaker 3: that under the old dignity shrouds. You've got the jacket

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Speaker 3: as well from the prying lorry driver's eyes, as if

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Speaker 3: they'd want to see that anyway.

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Speaker 11: It was embarrassing, but I just they looked around me,

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Speaker 11: they'd be.

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Speaker 3: Able to see, they'd understand, they'd understand. Lennie, thank you

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Speaker 3: very much. You cool take it might have a good week.

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Speaker 14: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Bye, Adam, I have one last one, Adam Kiday. Guys, Yeah, Adam,

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Speaker 3: what happened then when he got caught short?

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Speaker 20: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: So about ten years ago, I was doing a europe

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Speaker 4: tour and I was staying in Amsterdam for a couple

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Speaker 4: of days. I had been out to a couple of

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Speaker 4: pubs drinking, and I was on my way back to

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Speaker 4: my accommodation in the night and it was about it

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Speaker 4: probably about a twenty minute walk or so, and about

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Speaker 4: ten minutes in I was like, oh, I really need

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Speaker 4: to go, and I was, you know, foreign country.

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Speaker 8: I'm not.

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Speaker 4: Everything was sort of closed, like the canal was on

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Speaker 4: my right and on the left was sort of on

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Speaker 4: the outskirts of the red light district. And as I'm

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Speaker 4: sort of walking along, there's a couple of yurinals.

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Speaker 8: But I didn't.

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Speaker 4: Unfortunately I didn't. I needed to do number twos. I

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Speaker 4: was getting sweaty, I was getting sweaty, I was getting

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Speaker 4: tingly arms. I was just I was just I was

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Speaker 4: going to go and I didn't want.

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Speaker 8: To do it.

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Speaker 4: I guess in my pants. So as I'm walking along,

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Speaker 4: the ladies of the night are in these sort of

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Speaker 4: glark in behind these glass doors and they tap tap

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Speaker 4: on the window to get to get your attention with

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Speaker 4: like a key or something like that.

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Speaker 3: A lot of detail about this mate for someone who

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Speaker 3: just happened to be wandering around. Is this your story?

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Speaker 3: Is it?

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Speaker 4: So? So I was just like, there's no option.

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Speaker 3: I need it.

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Speaker 4: I need to go in.

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Speaker 3: Again. O'Connell, I know, I know, real huminary trap problem

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Speaker 3: again now Friday night, every Friday, it's always this place.

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Speaker 4: So she was she was stoked that I was coming

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Speaker 4: over the window anyway. So I said, I just need

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Speaker 4: to go to the toilet. I need to go to

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Speaker 4: the bathroom.

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Speaker 3: You dirty pay extra for that. Christian Connell's Show podcast,

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Speaker 3: hearing bill Oddie Bell Loddie put your hands all over

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Speaker 2: Yes, we did not know.

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Speaker 3: definitely laxative. Now it might be my ears and sometimes

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Speaker 3: I get it wrong, But can you guys hear this?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, Begs, you should be dancing what you're

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Speaker 3: what you're doing in your mother's nickers? Once more? Or

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Speaker 3: is it what you're doing in your mother's niggers? Not

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Speaker 3: very interesting. Mister DJ. What's the point. I'll tell you

873
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 3: what the point is. It's been a divided world for

874
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,799
Speaker 3: far too long. We're trying to bring wherever you are

875
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:29,799
Speaker 3: in the world, We're trying to bring you to the

876
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 3: show and on this radio show. So where you are,

877
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 3: we just wanted to leave us a message and tell

878
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:37,760
Speaker 3: us why you'd want to be the correspondent from wherever

879
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 3: you are some of the ones we've had so far.

880
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,400
Speaker 3: Then we've got this, Johnny Boy.

881
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,800
Speaker 18: Hey, Christian, Jack and Pats. I was catching up with

882
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 18: your podcast from Monday when you were discussing Eminem's new

883
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:50,479
Speaker 18: restaurants in Detroitce I've lived in the UK my entire

884
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:53,440
Speaker 18: life up until last month when I moved to ann Alburn, Michigan,

885
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 18: which is about fifty miles away from Detroit. So I've

886
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 18: moved here to take up a virology research role at

887
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 18: the University of Michigan. I'm not sure of my immediate availabilities.

888
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:03,799
Speaker 18: We have lots of cells and viruses on the go

889
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 18: at the moments, but if you do need somebody in

890
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 18: the future to sample Mum spaghetti sandwich, I'd be more

891
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:11,240
Speaker 18: than happy to travel the try for a live review.

892
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 18: Thank you guys so much for the show, as it's

893
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 18: got me through a lot of tough times, and I

894
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 18: apologize to Melbourne for my horrific Northern Pomme accents, but

895
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 18: I hope everyone is doing well given the current situation.

896
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 18: All the best to you guys, Melbourne and Australia all

897
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 18: the way from Michigan.

898
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 3: Alright, let's go from Michigan too. Well, Don from the Gong,

899
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 3: This is great and I love this one from Don.

900
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:33,359
Speaker 6: Christian mate, Don from the Gong here, and that name

901
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,719
Speaker 6: alone should be enough to tell you that I'm your

902
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:40,240
Speaker 6: man for Willo Gong correspondence. Yeah. I have no wife,

903
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 6: no kids, no distractions. I can give my order this

904
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 6: no wolf out there. An interesting fact about me is

905
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 6: if you're a true friend of Andy Lee, you would

906
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 6: have seen me win fifty grand on the cube. That

907
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,839
Speaker 6: was pretty fun. Something you might not know about Willing

908
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 6: Gong is that we have apparently a widely successful quidditch

909
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:00,720
Speaker 6: team in the Harry Potter the universe.

910
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 3: I didn't know.

911
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 6: And the latest news out of Woollongong is when we

912
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,880
Speaker 6: get out of lockdown on the eleventh, Troji Beach Hotel

913
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 6: is booked out to an MBA. So get your booking

914
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 6: z in hurry up.

915
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 2: That's today the eleventh.

916
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, great news. Then, well I'm doing from the

917
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 3: Gong all right, this go do this Burson.

918
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 22: Hello, Christian, Jack and Patsy. This is Mendy from Brooklyn,

919
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:26,439
Speaker 22: New York. I'll be more than happy to be your correspondent.

920
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:29,240
Speaker 22: To New York City. Brooklyn is obviously famous for being

921
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:32,839
Speaker 22: near an old classics factory where one Jack Post met

922
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 22: his now wife Bianca. I first became aware of your

923
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 22: amazing work when my good friends he miss Shenandi, went

924
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 22: over to London and did some shows with you, and

925
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 22: you guys played a classic game of pick the rat.

926
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 3: What a great match.

927
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 22: Anyway, I must apologize in advance that I am unavailable

928
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 22: for any correspondence Friday nights and Saturdays due to the

929
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 22: fact that I am a hasidict you. Anyway, keep up

930
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 22: the great work, have a great day.

931
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:57,520
Speaker 3: No need for an apology. That's a great mendy. So

932
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 3: we go from USA to South Africa.

933
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Speaker 23: Hi, Christian, my name is MIKEV. I'm twenty three years

934
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:05,200
Speaker 23: old and I'm currently sitting in Durban and South Africa,

935
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 23: and I think I'm your future correspondent from this part.

936
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 1: Of the world.

937
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:12,399
Speaker 23: I am a radio presenter. I work in radio here

938
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 23: and that is largely owed to you and your work.

939
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:15,720
Speaker 3: Over the years.

940
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,319
Speaker 23: As a young child, we became quite annoyed by our

941
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:20,400
Speaker 23: local station, so my dad and I would stream your

942
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 23: show from the UK while driving to school every morning.

943
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,800
Speaker 23: An interesting fact about myself is that I once partook

944
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:30,240
Speaker 23: in a game called Surviva South Africa and in the experience,

945
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 23: my big takeaway was that I can put into a

946
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:36,319
Speaker 23: hole that's very very small. Otherwise, Christian, I really hope

947
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:37,799
Speaker 23: to hear from you soon. I'm a huge fan of

948
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 23: the show. I loved your book and I think that

949
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 23: I'm the perfect person to get a gauge of the

950
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:45,839
Speaker 23: ground of Durban and South Africa.

951
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:48,279
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Mike. One last one we've got

952
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:50,960
Speaker 3: Ricky boy. You know, it's the Sheriff of Nottingham High.

953
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 20: Christian Jack and Pats. I'm rick from Nottingham in England

954
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:56,719
Speaker 20: and I'm applying for the correspondence role. I'm fifty two,

955
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 20: married to Vicki and with two children at university.

956
00:49:59,640 --> 00:49:59,799
Speaker 13: Now.

957
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 20: They gone as far away to university as they possibly

958
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 20: could and they've gone to Scotland, so says a lot

959
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:07,319
Speaker 20: about my parenting skills. Really, best thing about Nottingham is

960
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 20: it reported to have four women to every one man.

961
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 20: So rio come and visit us and even you might

962
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 20: have a chance, but please don't send them where I be.

963
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 20: Love God, Patsy, You'll never get in back. Nottingham claim

964
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 20: to fame gave the world traffic lights and harmac so

965
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:25,880
Speaker 20: you're very welcome, Melbourne. Imagine a world without them. So

966
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 20: recruit me as your foreign correspondent in the UK and

967
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:32,359
Speaker 20: I'll give you regular updates of all things Nottingham.

968
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:35,399
Speaker 3: Love this. I love hearing all the different accents. All right,

969
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,399
Speaker 3: So wherever you are, email me if you're interested into

970
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 3: becoming our correspondent. From wherever you are to shoot me

971
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:43,720
Speaker 3: a nine. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

972
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

973
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:53,320
Speaker 3: It is often a very fragile state the male ego.

974
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 3: I have a retired neighbor lives next door called John

975
00:50:56,760 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 3: and his lovely wife Judy. Fortunately, John, when he cuts

976
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 3: his grass, comes and voluntarily cuts my nature strip.

977
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 2: What an amazing free kick for you.

978
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:11,759
Speaker 3: But I don't like it. I feel emasculated. My wife

979
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:13,920
Speaker 3: always goes, oh, Jones, are I was about to do it?

980
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 3: I don't need him doing it. I am capable to

981
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:18,400
Speaker 3: cut my own grass.

982
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 2: What he's probably doing is, hey, I'll extend this gesture

983
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:23,920
Speaker 2: to you if next time you're mining the lawns, you

984
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:24,959
Speaker 2: do my nature strip.

985
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:28,480
Speaker 3: I got one in John's little backyard on Saturday. Right,

986
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:31,720
Speaker 3: you're winned these backyard No, no, no, I saw yesterday.

987
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 3: That's taking it too far. I saw Saturday morning right

988
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 3: that my nature strip needed a cut, right, And then

989
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,960
Speaker 3: I went more, John's does too. I thought, I'm going

990
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 3: to get out there now, I'm going to cut his.

991
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:45,920
Speaker 3: So I did, right, and I put a lot of

992
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:47,840
Speaker 3: work into it. His look better than mine. Right. I

993
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:50,719
Speaker 3: made sure the stripes were great, even the edges. It

994
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 3: was really good. I got the leaf blower. It is.

995
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 3: I've got to say, his nature strip has never looked better.

996
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:57,839
Speaker 3: His wife comes out, How good did I feel? Right?

997
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:00,120
Speaker 3: His wife comes out on crutches. I don't know. She

998
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,759
Speaker 3: just had a neva pacement. She's like, oh, thank you

999
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 3: so much. Are so kind, Christian. It's no big deal.

1000
00:52:06,239 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 3: It's no biggie. You know it's on me anytime. It's

1001
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:11,319
Speaker 3: not too bad. And she went, oh my god, it

1002
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 3: looks really good. When please feel frighted to pass that

1003
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 3: on your husband John as well. Anywhe hour later, he

1004
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 3: sends me a text message he is filthy. Oh he's

1005
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:21,479
Speaker 3: actually telling me, please don't ever do that again. Please

1006
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 3: don't know it again. He didn't like it.

1007
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 2: Either, what because of the emasculation or yes.

1008
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 3: He didn't say it, but I got it went. I

1009
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 3: don't need to do that. It's okay, Please don't do

1010
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:29,760
Speaker 3: it again.

1011
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 2: You guys are going to have a kindness wary mopping

1012
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 2: each other's floor.

1013
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 3: My wife work as well. Don't do that. I don't

1014
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 3: think he liked that when I was trying to win

1015
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 3: you know what you were doing. It must end now

1016
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:41,759
Speaker 3: and now I'm going to keep going. I've also seen

1017
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:43,920
Speaker 3: I don't know your hege trimmer, but also noticed that

1018
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 3: his head needs a trim. I'm going to buy one.

1019
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 2: Today paint his heir.

1020
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:52,319
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

1021
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:55,319
Speaker 3: Twenty twenty one just been announced the Spice. This wasn't

1022
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:58,400
Speaker 3: in Patsy's news Maybe tom at nine Patsy for a

1023
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 3: room for the news about the Birds of the year

1024
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 3: has been announced.

1025
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:06,320
Speaker 2: How did you leave that out come on your wheelhouse?

1026
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 3: Yeah? The superb fairy Wren, one of our favorites on

1027
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 3: the show, has one Australia's twenty twenty one Bird of

1028
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:19,719
Speaker 3: the Year, the superb fairy wren. Great name this is it?

1029
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:20,960
Speaker 3: That sound like spring?

1030
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 2: A beautiful looking bird. The superb fairy Rah so hotty

1031
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 2: a bright blue? Yeah, well, actually you know what. The

1032
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 2: males are bright blue, the female fairy wren sadly just

1033
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:33,319
Speaker 2: a pale brown. If I would, I must say a

1034
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 2: basic bird.

1035
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 3: Oh wow, So really it's the guy who's won it.

1036
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 3: This is a press conference earlier. You can have that

1037
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:46,239
Speaker 3: one for nine twenty thousand people voted huge revolts. People

1038
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:47,960
Speaker 3: are very upset. This is the way the world know,

1039
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 3: isn't it. One super wren fan spoke to The Guardian.

1040
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:53,320
Speaker 3: I've been seeing a lot of the posts on Twitter saying,

1041
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:56,279
Speaker 3: oh it's a common bird. Why couldn't something more special win?

1042
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:59,920
Speaker 3: They're not even the best fairy wren, but these tie

1043
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:03,200
Speaker 3: any little balls of pure joy have managed to hang

1044
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:07,239
Speaker 3: in our cities and delight as they flutter past these days,

1045
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:14,399
Speaker 3: even outrage about birds of the year. So today's time

1046
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:19,400
Speaker 3: waster is bird movies. How are your bird movies?

1047
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 2: Jackie miye, I am happy with mine.

1048
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 3: Let tit be?

1049
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,240
Speaker 2: Let it be gold?

1050
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 3: Look goose talking.

1051
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 2: Gold x ran silver.

1052
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 3: The Kingfisher's speech. Ah, what have you got to say,

1053
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:43,240
Speaker 3: old friend? Silver plas puffins are a beautiful yes, cold

1054
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:47,400
Speaker 3: weather bird run out of ground on that one. An

1055
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 3: X a bit of research. Puffing on the rits. Oh,

1056
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:54,239
Speaker 3: he's dressed up smart. That's right, he's puffing on the

1057
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:57,400
Speaker 3: rits with his top hat and caine. What's the original

1058
00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:58,759
Speaker 3: film putting all the rits?

1059
00:54:59,120 --> 00:54:59,319
Speaker 13: Ah?

1060
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:00,760
Speaker 2: Yes, bronze.

1061
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 3: Dude, dude, where is my macare Fronz? Damn it? People

1062
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:11,799
Speaker 3: with lot goose talking honk honk.

1063
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 2: So you started very.

1064
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:16,320
Speaker 3: Sweat all right, Jackie bot, What have you got bird movies?

1065
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:17,320
Speaker 2: You've got quail?

1066
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:21,400
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, strong gold Horden.

1067
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:29,080
Speaker 2: Here's a hoot that's probably now no common you like

1068
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 2: to at the start inglorious buzzards.

1069
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 3: That's Tarantino bird movie.

1070
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:38,680
Speaker 2: I like that gold and plucking miss Daisy.

1071
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:41,440
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, so much violence happens to a

1072
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:42,240
Speaker 3: show to show.

1073
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1074
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 3: Today, we are looking for your bird movies, Jackie boy,

1075
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 3: have you got your binoculars ready?

1076
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:56,799
Speaker 2: I am, I can spice some great birds up in

1077
00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:57,440
Speaker 2: them trees.

1078
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:02,440
Speaker 3: Let's hear them where up a nim tree? Excuse me, Patsy,

1079
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 3: what was that noise you just made this friend coming

1080
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:05,920
Speaker 3: out of the microphone.

1081
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 2: It's like scoffing at our.

1082
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:13,839
Speaker 3: Checkpost weekend at Budgies Silver plus, Carli catch me if

1083
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 3: two can gold, Well done, Rebecca are.

1084
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:20,200
Speaker 2: Starling is born Clever Gold.

1085
00:56:21,719 --> 00:56:26,319
Speaker 3: The Emperor Penguin strikes back silver that deserves gold. That's

1086
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 3: great ornithological skill. Sorry, Robi, trying to get it upgraded. Nothing.

1087
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:35,000
Speaker 3: Falcon air nick Cage is a falcon.

1088
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:37,440
Speaker 2: If Nick Cage is the falcon, I.

1089
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 3: Promise you starring Nicholas bird Cage.

1090
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 2: Oh that's clever.

1091
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:47,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's then that's a lucky Wedde Fowls moving Castle.

1092
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 2: Silver keV we brought to Nemi you gold.

1093
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 3: Ten things I hate about Shrews Silver twelve angry.

1094
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:00,080
Speaker 2: Mcause Bronze.

1095
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 3: By the dozen. It's hard to do that noise of

1096
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:11,520
Speaker 3: like cheaping that merger, isn't it jeep Well, I don't

1097
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:12,640
Speaker 3: know where what country they're from?

1098
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:14,600
Speaker 2: These birth by the way, Silver plus.

1099
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:20,600
Speaker 3: I tried Trevor saving saving Parrot Ryan Gold. We never

1100
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 3: leave a parrot down. Darryl Freddy got feathered.

1101
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:30,880
Speaker 24: Gold along came Polly won a Cracker Silver Conean the

1102
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 24: Budgy Smuggler, bron Lark Nado Bronze.

1103
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:46,760
Speaker 3: Ace Ace, Voltura gold, very good, Canary met Sally gold.

1104
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:51,480
Speaker 3: That's great. Carl I love that Canary met Sally, Meet

1105
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 3: the Flockers, Gold, the man with the Golden Goose, Gold

1106
00:57:56,680 --> 00:58:00,280
Speaker 3: word and Dave, can we continue the gold run? Throw

1107
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 3: Mama from the nest. That's good. A few good wren gold,

1108
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 3: Liar Liar Bird Gold, Luke and nooser and four Webbings

1109
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:13,120
Speaker 3: and the funeral.

1110
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:17,640
Speaker 2: That's a gold plus. That's today's winner.

1111
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:22,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, well done. Four Webbings and the funeral. Jan

1112
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:23,960
Speaker 3: you win the very first bad tickets to go to

1113
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:27,439
Speaker 3: Red Hot Summer Tour. Tickets on sale this Thursday. We'll

1114
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:30,360
Speaker 3: select quickly. We are back tomorrow morning. Thank you very

1115
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:31,240
Speaker 3: much for listening.

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