WEBVTT - LIFE UNCUT RADIO - 27th August 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:05.280 Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:08.639 Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. 0:00:09.000 --> 0:00:10.520 We pay our respect to their. 0:00:10.360 --> 0:00:13.720 Elders past and present and extend that respect to all 0:00:13.760 --> 0:00:16.120 Aboriginal and Torres Strait Island peoples today. 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:19.560 This episode is recorded on Gaddigal Land of the Aurora Nation. 0:00:39.440 --> 0:00:42.280 Hi guys, and a welcome back to another episode of 0:00:42.440 --> 0:00:43.159 Life Uncut. 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:46.120 I'm Laura, I'm Mitch Churry. You sound like an airborne 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:47.400 salesman or something what like? 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:50.120 By now and I'll grow in a set of freeze 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:51.040 teak noves. 0:00:50.800 --> 0:00:54.960 Apricut scrub Washian you get free drinks. 0:00:54.520 --> 0:00:58.920 And much Okay, remember that that was it a born 0:00:59.040 --> 0:01:02.400 or that that sonar? And i'ves apricott scrub. I think 0:01:02.600 --> 0:01:04.959 I scrubbed off half my face as a nineteen year old. 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:06.800 I reckon, That's why I look old. It's got nothing 0:01:06.800 --> 0:01:09.800 to do with the sun damage. Its Yeah, that shit 0:01:09.920 --> 0:01:11.640 is so abrasive and unnecessary. 0:01:11.720 --> 0:01:13.240 You know, I watched something in a documentary. 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:16.400 You know all those like micro exfoliating beads in scrubs 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:19.360 don't break down in the ocean. 0:01:19.520 --> 0:01:21.840 Yeah, microplastic I didn't know this in the fishies. 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:23.840 I thought they were like little balls of like they 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:25.880 just burst or something like starbursts or something. 0:01:26.000 --> 0:01:27.959 No, I mean, this is a really sad start to 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:30.280 this episode. The whole world is full of plastics. 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:30.280 Isn't it? 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:31.440 Our parents ruined everything? 0:01:31.480 --> 0:01:32.000 Speaking of the. 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:34.479 Whole world, bo Ryan travels the whole damn thing good 0:01:34.480 --> 0:01:35.000 section general. 0:01:35.080 --> 0:01:39.000 What let's first say, Unfortunately Brittany Brittany Hockley, as you 0:01:39.040 --> 0:01:41.759 all kind of have cottoned on in the last few episodes, 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:44.639 she's still not here. So last week and this week, 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:47.600 Mitch Cherry and I have been holding onto the reins 0:01:47.640 --> 0:01:50.240 of the radio show, just the two of us, and 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:52.840 this is our Saturday radio show, all packaged up in 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:55.440 a nice little sweet morsel for you guys to enjoy it. 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:57.720 Can I just say all like work and jokes aside? 0:01:57.720 --> 0:01:59.600 I love doing this with you. I love you so much. 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:00.680 This is so much fun. 0:02:00.720 --> 0:02:01.680 Okay? Is this a job? 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:02.800 How do we get paid to do that? 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:04.720 Truly? And we don't want to come across as obnoxious 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:09.960 because what I so like it's obnoxious? Oh don't you lie? 0:02:11.440 --> 0:02:13.200 That's so funny that I'm obnoxious? 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:16.440 What good hair so a lot of you won't know 0:02:16.600 --> 0:02:18.799 listening to this, but I am a decade old with 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:19.960 the minxtury ten years. 0:02:20.040 --> 0:02:20.600 Yeah. 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:22.760 So on today's radio show, we talked about the price 0:02:22.800 --> 0:02:25.160 of Lettuce. It's going to be really exciting for everybody. 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:27.280 We also talked about an X of mine. 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:28.959 Who joints a week. 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:32.600 Laura recommends cowtrait tells us her favorite milk to have 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:33.519 strong bones. 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:35.840 We also talked about an X of mine who I 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:37.400 don't I mean, I have talked about him on the 0:02:37.400 --> 0:02:38.800 podcast before because it's none. 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:40.560 Of my none of my ex are safe. 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:44.000 But I don't think I ever told you guys about 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:46.680 something that he would do in his sleep. 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:49.720 Oh you've never told this story. No, it's a fake story. 0:02:49.880 --> 0:02:54.040 I'm just gonna call it swindled you into free sex. 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:56.000 And that's a look. That's all I'm gonna say. Laura 0:02:56.120 --> 0:02:56.959 was given up free sex. 0:02:57.360 --> 0:03:00.000 Cracking on anyway, if you if you guys have been, 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:03.080 I'm Stars Live. We are on the radio every Saturday morning. 0:03:03.080 --> 0:03:04.960 It's from ten until twelve. But this is all the 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:07.840 best bits, all the good laughs. I was gonna say 0:03:07.840 --> 0:03:09.320 the deep moments, but there's truly none. 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:12.200 It's just see moment we get deep for one quick moment, 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:13.440 did we No? 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:17.160 I forgot I thought we did for one second. But no, anyway, 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:18.480 let's get into it. Enjoy it. 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:20.120 You're telling me something off the year that I don't 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:21.840 know if you want to bring up about your relationship. 0:03:21.840 --> 0:03:22.960 Am I allowed to talk about this? 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:23.320 Oh? 0:03:23.880 --> 0:03:24.040 Oh? 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:25.840 I mean we can share it across the country. 0:03:25.840 --> 0:03:26.280 It's fine. 0:03:26.600 --> 0:03:29.480 Look, Matt and I have gotten to a point where 0:03:29.480 --> 0:03:31.320 we've started sleeping in separate bedrooms. 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:35.000 I back that I've got a friend, the happiest marriage 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:36.800 I can say this. Benji Marshall for Buller, his wife 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:39.680 Zoe Marshall have slept in separate beds their whole relationship, 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:40.400 and they're sewing love. 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:40.920 Do you know what? 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:42.720 It sounds controversial, doesn't it. I think a lot of 0:03:42.760 --> 0:03:45.480 people hear about, you know, a couple sleeping in separate bedrooms, 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:48.720 and then they instantly assume that it's trouble and paradise. Yes, yeh, 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:51.240 Look it's also not our choice. Let me put that 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:51.800 out there first. 0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:54.200 It's involuntary, involuntary move. 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:58.000 Yes, there is a small child that keeps on wodging 0:03:58.000 --> 0:04:00.480 herself into our bed at about you know eleven, She 0:04:00.560 --> 0:04:03.040 just comes in, she crawls in, and then I get 0:04:03.120 --> 0:04:04.360 up in the middle of the night and I go 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:06.520 into her bedroom and then I wake up with a 0:04:06.640 --> 0:04:08.760 rock hard pepper pig in my back. More so, but 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:11.480 she's We've decided, okay, if she comes into the bed, 0:04:11.680 --> 0:04:16.039 I'll go and sleep. Is Mary Lola's still in a cot. 0:04:16.279 --> 0:04:17.760 I dread the days when there's two of them in. 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:19.559 Picturing you a cot with your long legs. 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:22.480 More so, it's just me in a single bed. But 0:04:22.520 --> 0:04:24.440 that's not you know, that's not the that's not the 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:27.520 most of it. Something else worse, that's far worse, so 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:29.760 you know, And if you're not from Sydney, it's been 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:32.599 terrible rain on and off here, like this winter has 0:04:32.640 --> 0:04:36.320 been astronomically bad, and we have had a real mold 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:37.320 problem in our house. 0:04:37.440 --> 0:04:39.400 Oh no, that's bad for labies as well. 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:41.760 It's so bad. We've had people come out strip paint 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:43.880 off walls. We've had a rising damp specialist. Like it 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:46.120 has been an ongoing thing since we moved into this 0:04:46.160 --> 0:04:46.480 new house. 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:48.640 You've been there a little bit too, and. 0:04:48.600 --> 0:04:50.799 The mold is coming and it's following us and it's 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:53.960 just climbing up the walls, and the last couple of nights, 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:57.920 I've been sleeping in Marley's bedroom and it was like, okay, 0:04:58.000 --> 0:05:00.359 actually this has been more than a week now. Every 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:03.600 night the smell of the mold is getting worse and 0:05:03.600 --> 0:05:06.520 it's getting worse. And I called the mold specialist again 0:05:06.560 --> 0:05:09.000 and I was like, you need to come back out now. Yeah, 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:11.200 I've got him on speed done. I'm like, this is 0:05:11.240 --> 0:05:13.760 not okay. My daughter can't keep sleeping in his bedroom, 0:05:13.760 --> 0:05:14.840 Like there's something really wrong here. 0:05:14.839 --> 0:05:16.280 Can you see it is in the corners or you 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:17.000 can't see it. 0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:19.279 It's like in the wall hidden mold is even worse. 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:21.479 So yeah, so I thought it was anyway. Anyway, last 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:23.120 night I was laying in bed and I was like, 0:05:23.240 --> 0:05:26.560 this room is not okay. And then I was like, 0:05:26.600 --> 0:05:29.039 I'm going to go hunting for it. So I pulled 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:31.880 the bed away from the wall. Do you know what 0:05:32.160 --> 0:05:33.840 actually was behind the bed? 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:34.599 What was it? 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:38.919 Not mold? About five different types of dinner. So Marley 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:43.159 has been collecting her food and putting it behind the 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:45.800 BedHead and then shoving it back again, so like it 0:05:46.400 --> 0:05:49.159 is packed in there. There's spaghetti, there's some sort of 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:53.479 like rustick, some sort of like petrified meatball that's just 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:57.400 hiding behind the wall, like rotting in her bedroom. 0:05:57.880 --> 0:06:01.479 And she's in prison redemption, like she's just also hitching 0:06:01.480 --> 0:06:04.200 a hole in the wall behind a post any. 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:06.480 Case because we give her rashes Anyway, she's three. I 0:06:06.560 --> 0:06:08.520 was like, Molly, what are you doing? Why are you putting? 0:06:08.520 --> 0:06:10.120 Because this is weeks this is week's worth of food. 0:06:10.160 --> 0:06:12.279 I recognized something that I cooked two weeks ago. 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:13.479 I was like, what are you doing with this? 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:16.880 And she goes, Mommy, I'm just feeding the animals. And 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:19.240 I was like, what do you mean you're feeding the animals? 0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:21.080 When we were in Bali, we bought her these little 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:24.039 wooden animals and she's been putting food behind the bed 0:06:24.360 --> 0:06:25.000 to feed them. 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:26.400 Of a nighttime. Oh bless her. 0:06:27.040 --> 0:06:29.039 Yeah. I think this means we probably need to start 0:06:29.040 --> 0:06:30.240 paying more attention to our child. 0:06:30.320 --> 0:06:34.039 Yeah, this is bigger problems in the relationship. Oh that's 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:34.560 so funny. 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:36.920 Hey, Laurie, you've seen the story online. I think it's 0:06:36.920 --> 0:06:37.920 irked you or it's upset you. 0:06:38.120 --> 0:06:41.040 Oh I'm not recovered yet. I'm still not okay from 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:41.480 the story. 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:44.080 Yeah, the way you were telling me is pretty graphic. 0:06:44.360 --> 0:06:46.400 So there is a man like this isn't You can 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:48.280 go and google it's a true story. There's a man 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:50.800 in Ghana. He was having a little nap in his 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:54.719 chair of an afternoon, Yes, having a little sleepy and 0:06:54.760 --> 0:06:58.440 then he woke up and he'd almost severed his own penis. 0:06:58.680 --> 0:06:59.920 Oh the thought of that. 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:02.200 But basically, I mean, how did it get from there 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:06.720 to here? Willis a true, truly rapid story, didn't it. 0:07:07.320 --> 0:07:08.480 No, he was having a dream. 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:10.720 He was having a dream that he was cutting meat, 0:07:10.880 --> 0:07:14.360 and he, in his sleep, got up, walked into the kitchen, 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:17.120 picked up a knife, walked over to a chopping board 0:07:17.200 --> 0:07:19.160 like a very methodical. 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:21.320 Got out the seasoned his penis. 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:24.000 Got some bread, a little time mailed on salt sea 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:25.160 salt flakes, left. 0:07:25.040 --> 0:07:26.880 It sitting in the barsomic for at least twenty five 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:32.120 minutes in the fridge, just shut the fridge door on it, pulled. 0:07:31.880 --> 0:07:34.640 It out, and then hacked it off and he woke 0:07:34.720 --> 0:07:38.320 up hud the pain. Well, yeah, obviously, I mean there'd 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:40.160 be some things to really unpack there if he managed 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:41.880 to sleep through it. No, he woke up to actually 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:45.840 slicing through his own penis. Rushed to hospital. Horrible amount 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:48.560 of blood loss and he has to go through like 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:50.360 massive surgery now to have his penis. 0:07:50.120 --> 0:07:52.600 Read structive surgery. Can you imagine? 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:54.800 That is Horrif that is absolutely here? I can kind 0:07:54.840 --> 0:07:57.120 of see it though, because I have very vivid dreams. 0:07:57.400 --> 0:07:58.880 I don't know about you. I went to adoptor once 0:07:58.880 --> 0:08:00.000 about it, and they said it was because I eat 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:02.200 dinner very late and then I go to bed. Yeah, 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:04.200 my food is still digesting, which makes you. 0:08:04.160 --> 0:08:04.720 Go a bit nuts. 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:06.720 That's what they say about cheese, don't they. They say 0:08:06.720 --> 0:08:09.480 that if you eat too much cheese too close to bedtime, 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:11.320 that you have really wacky cheese dreams. 0:08:11.360 --> 0:08:11.560 Yeah. 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:13.360 Apparently all the old royals used to have it because 0:08:13.560 --> 0:08:16.720 they ate was cheese. Why do we know these facts, Laura? 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:19.280 Do we though, like, is there any proof to them? 0:08:19.360 --> 0:08:21.200 Or are we just saying stuff hoping that no one's 0:08:21.240 --> 0:08:22.000 ever going to google it? 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:22.200 True? 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:24.720 That is nuts, okay, But have you ever as much 0:08:24.720 --> 0:08:26.720 as you might have had crazy dreams, have you ever 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:28.680 gotten up out of your sleep and gone and done 0:08:28.760 --> 0:08:29.840 something crazy in your dream? 0:08:29.920 --> 0:08:30.400 I have yees. 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:32.280 So I used to be a bad sleepwalker, and I 0:08:32.360 --> 0:08:34.559 used to one My sister tells this story that when 0:08:34.559 --> 0:08:36.520 I was ten or so. I walked into her bedroom 0:08:36.520 --> 0:08:38.319 in the middle of the night with the douna wrapped 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:40.600 around my shoulders, like you know, I was in wicked 0:08:40.679 --> 0:08:42.280 or something. And I was just standing at the door 0:08:42.280 --> 0:08:44.360 with the doner. And then I dropped the doner, walked out, 0:08:44.520 --> 0:08:46.480 went back to bed. I did it multiple times. Put 0:08:46.480 --> 0:08:48.480 it in the kitchen sink, put it in the bathroom. 0:08:48.720 --> 0:08:50.400 Just you take the doner for a walk. 0:08:50.440 --> 0:08:52.000 Yeah, And I'd drop it and let it rest and 0:08:52.040 --> 0:08:53.880 go back to bed and shiver myself back to sleep. 0:08:54.240 --> 0:08:56.000 Do you know. I once And this is actually so. 0:08:56.040 --> 0:08:58.800 There's seven different types of sleep disorders. Don't ask me 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:01.439 why I still work for a sleep a sleep disorder 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:05.760 company many moons ago. One of them is called sex omnia. 0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:10.080 That's a real sleep disorder when people they don't wake up, 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:12.440 they're asleep, but they'll just roll over in the middle 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:14.880 of the night and start having sex. And I dated 0:09:14.880 --> 0:09:18.120 a guy who had sex omnia. He would I would 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:19.440 wake up in the middle of the night and just 0:09:19.440 --> 0:09:21.040 be like, all right, I guess that's what we're doing now. 0:09:21.559 --> 0:09:25.719 That is a fake, made up I think you've been swindled, 0:09:25.760 --> 0:09:26.400 to be honest. 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:28.520 And he also had drink omnia, and I had to 0:09:28.520 --> 0:09:31.840 make him a cocktail at night and buy car asomnia. 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:33.400 I had to buy my cart. It's a condition. 0:09:34.880 --> 0:09:37.720 He was asleep, No, he was asleep. God, yeah, I 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:41.600 mean it was all very consensual. I was definitely up 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:43.079 for it. But I mean, could you imagine? 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:43.720 Oh, that's crazy. 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:45.440 I want to know, then, what's the craziest thing you've 0:09:45.440 --> 0:09:46.280 done in your sleep? 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:48.600 All? Can it top that? Can it? Well? I mean 0:09:48.640 --> 0:09:49.680 like it's definitely top. 0:09:51.240 --> 0:09:53.199 We want to know what's the craziest thing you've done 0:09:53.240 --> 0:09:56.520 while you've been sleeping? Natalie has called high Natalia, what's 0:09:56.520 --> 0:09:57.840 your crazy dream story? 0:09:58.080 --> 0:09:58.240 Hi? 0:09:58.559 --> 0:10:00.800 So I was for drinks from friends. 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:02.400 Then my parents picked us up. 0:10:02.840 --> 0:10:05.800 Last thing I remember, I was going to bed. Next morning. 0:10:05.840 --> 0:10:08.240 I woke up to them telling me a story that 0:10:08.320 --> 0:10:11.280 I woke up looking up at three am and went 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:14.480 to their bedroom, pull my pants down, sat in the 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:17.520 food bed of the bed and started saying it's the 0:10:17.600 --> 0:10:19.800 Devil's hours repeatedly. 0:10:20.640 --> 0:10:23.160 Wait, so you were in your parents' bed with your 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:24.200 pants down? Is this? 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:25.120 Did I get that wrong? 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:27.240 Everything down saying one thing? 0:10:27.840 --> 0:10:28.440 What did you say? 0:10:28.960 --> 0:10:29.880 The Devil's hours? 0:10:29.960 --> 0:10:30.160 Oh? 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:33.679 My god? 0:10:31.520 --> 0:10:34.680 Is this? 0:10:35.280 --> 0:10:37.080 They just let me do whatever I was doing. 0:10:37.320 --> 0:10:40.440 I went back, actually went to the toilet, my toilet. 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:41.160 I went to bed. 0:10:41.440 --> 0:10:44.200 Oh, I think I was just I thought I was 0:10:44.360 --> 0:10:45.320 going to the toilet. 0:10:45.400 --> 0:10:45.800 I don't know. 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:49.440 Do you usually screaming when you did you have a 0:10:49.480 --> 0:10:50.360 curry the night before? 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:50.840 Perhaps? 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:56.840 Or there's a lot here. I'm just imagining you screams, Tom. 0:10:56.960 --> 0:10:58.480 Really, I think I've screamed that when we're at a 0:10:58.520 --> 0:10:59.880 toilet paper and I'm just like a little bit. 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:02.679 No one else's home after of hinduloo. 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:04.800 Yeah, well good, Yeah, even a butter chicken sometimes go 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:07.840 straight through me. Liz, I'm thirteen, one oh sixty five. Hello, 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:09.640 What's what have you done while you dreamt? 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:13.280 Oh? Okay, So the other night my husband told me this. 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:13.880 The other day. 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:15.400 He saw me and he saw my. 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:17.760 Eyes because we had the we had the baby monitor, 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:20.000 so you can see he can see me straight ahead. 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:23.240 And I was stroking his bald head and said to him, 0:11:23.320 --> 0:11:24.640 I can't wait for you to die. 0:11:25.440 --> 0:11:28.520 Wait, so you were completely asleep, and you said I 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:30.720 can't wait for you to die exactly. 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:32.000 I had my eyes open. 0:11:32.120 --> 0:11:34.840 I was looking at him, stroking his head. 0:11:35.000 --> 0:11:36.559 But I can't wait for you to die. 0:11:36.920 --> 0:11:39.120 You make recently money. 0:11:39.320 --> 0:11:40.160 I was going to say, have you. 0:11:40.120 --> 0:11:41.719 Recently signed life insurance? 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:45.320 No, but I did also say to him, I'll make 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:47.040 so much money off your soup. 0:11:48.000 --> 0:11:50.120 Oh my god, I feel like you would have thought 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:51.480 about this, Liz, while you were awake. 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:53.080 This feels pretty preconceived. 0:11:53.200 --> 0:11:55.640 You know. Some people say that like the things that 0:11:55.720 --> 0:11:58.800 you dream are actually just manifestations of your waiting life. 0:11:59.480 --> 0:12:02.679 Well, look, they are worth about three months of daycare. 0:12:03.040 --> 0:12:07.760 So you've done the mathlete and one grocery show. 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:09.640 Off his shoes and game collections. 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:12.680 Oh wow, please the baldhead too. There's something menacing about 0:12:12.679 --> 0:12:13.200 the bold. 0:12:12.960 --> 0:12:15.000 Head he needs to sleep with. When I opened up, think. 0:12:14.840 --> 0:12:16.640 I love that Oscar. I'm thirteen one, I six ' 0:12:16.679 --> 0:12:17.760 five high. What did you dream? 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:18.160 Really? 0:12:18.160 --> 0:12:19.480 The only thing I can think of was that I 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:20.720 woke up and had no pants on. 0:12:20.760 --> 0:12:23.199 I don't remember how I got there, because like, like 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:24.680 that'tually pretty funny. 0:12:24.840 --> 0:12:25.400 For where were you? 0:12:25.440 --> 0:12:26.679 Where did you wake up? Oh? 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:28.280 I don't know, some guys apartments. 0:12:28.920 --> 0:12:30.280 I couldn't remember how I got there. 0:12:30.320 --> 0:12:31.640 I had a dream that I woke up in my 0:12:31.679 --> 0:12:33.800 own bed and then woke up in some other random. 0:12:34.960 --> 0:12:36.840 That's a night terror or anything. I think you just 0:12:37.000 --> 0:12:37.640 had a hookup. 0:12:37.679 --> 0:12:40.160 Wait did you did you went there? You remember going 0:12:40.200 --> 0:12:42.720 to the apartment. Oh yeah, of course I remember going 0:12:42.720 --> 0:12:43.319 to the apartment. 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:44.720 But then I had a dream that I was waking 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:46.080 up in my own bed and then it. 0:12:46.000 --> 0:12:49.400 Was all a Sunday morning like hello, like no alcohol in. 0:12:49.320 --> 0:12:52.160 General, and then I woke up in some random Tom 0:12:52.200 --> 0:12:53.520 Dick or Harry was on top of me. 0:12:53.559 --> 0:12:55.920 I think, if you're lucky, it would have been a 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:57.359 Dick six on there. 0:12:57.400 --> 0:12:58.240 You fairly just. 0:12:58.200 --> 0:13:01.199 Diagnosed you there you Oscar ran for your goals. 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:06.840 Yesty, Britain lawn. It's amazing. Anyway, we're doing this ask. 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:12.000 So askar cut is a I mean, it's one of 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:14.400 the episodes we do on the podcast. It's where we 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:18.520 have listeners right in their deepest, darkest, most troubling dilemmas 0:13:18.559 --> 0:13:20.720 and we do our best to answer them. Now we 0:13:20.760 --> 0:13:23.080 have a quick shortened chart one and for once, it's 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:24.160 not about relationships. 0:13:24.200 --> 0:13:26.160 Great and it's good for me because you are very 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:27.679 good at the relationship and you. 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:28.400 Are terrible at that. 0:13:29.240 --> 0:13:29.760 I'm terrible. 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:33.559 Okay, this one is Is it wrong to use up 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:35.959 all your sickly when you know that you're about to 0:13:36.080 --> 0:13:39.400 quit a job. I'm soon going to leave my work. 0:13:39.600 --> 0:13:41.800 My boss doesn't know yet, but I have quite a 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:44.280 bit of sick leave a crude, and I'm thinking I 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:45.640 should throw a few sickies in there. 0:13:45.720 --> 0:13:48.320 Oh, I love it. I'm all for this. No, what 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:48.920 do you mean. 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:53.320 I'm a business owner and this works me. And also, 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:56.199 do you know why, because I'm of that generation. 0:13:57.320 --> 0:13:59.679 That I am an old. 0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:02.320 No, I am where whenever I would call in sick 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:03.839 to work. Back in the day when I worked to 0:14:03.880 --> 0:14:06.560 office job, if I called in sick and I wasn't sick, 0:14:06.840 --> 0:14:09.760 I would be so petrified that someone from work was 0:14:09.800 --> 0:14:11.440 going to see me that I would spend all day 0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:14.880 inside with the curtain strawn and I would almost make 0:14:14.920 --> 0:14:16.280 myself think that I was sick. 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:17.959 So by the end of the day I felt sick. 0:14:18.160 --> 0:14:19.720 Yes, I know you mean, And being sick is not 0:14:19.760 --> 0:14:21.160 all that it's cracked up to me. It's just Doctor 0:14:21.200 --> 0:14:23.480 Phil and three runs of Illen and then it's ready, 0:14:23.480 --> 0:14:24.920 steady cook, and then you're done for the day. 0:14:25.000 --> 0:14:26.720 Yeah, there's a few episodes of Home and Away that's 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:30.440 on repeat. But no, I look, I think if you're 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:33.560 going to leave, you're better off just bringing the leave 0:14:33.640 --> 0:14:37.120 date forward early rather than kind of you know, mismanaging 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:39.400 people's expectations and calling in sick all the time. It's 0:14:39.400 --> 0:14:40.880 so annoying for the people that you work with. 0:14:41.360 --> 0:14:41.640 I know. 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:44.680 I guess it depends if you're a Tony May considered 0:14:44.680 --> 0:14:45.440 a small business. 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:47.400 Yeah yeah, people. 0:14:47.160 --> 0:14:49.480 Don't show up then it just puts pressure on all 0:14:49.520 --> 0:14:51.800 of your colleagues. It doesn't really bother me as the 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:54.920 person who employs people. Doesn't affect me, but it affects 0:14:54.920 --> 0:14:57.400 everyone who has to like come in and cover and 0:14:57.600 --> 0:14:58.520 it's annoying for everyone. 0:14:58.640 --> 0:15:00.920 But I get if you working for woolwork, call in sick, 0:15:00.960 --> 0:15:03.720 your milky leave, you know, call up your own your 0:15:03.720 --> 0:15:04.520 boss is eighteen. 0:15:04.560 --> 0:15:08.040 Anyway, you work for a radio stations jewry, Do. 0:15:08.040 --> 0:15:10.120 You see me shivering? I'm shaking, I steal. I think 0:15:10.160 --> 0:15:12.160 I've taken one sick leave in my almost ten years 0:15:12.160 --> 0:15:12.640 in radio. 0:15:12.840 --> 0:15:15.480 So you say do it, but you would literally never do. 0:15:15.480 --> 0:15:17.360 It, oh got yeah, yeah, I would never do it. 0:15:17.400 --> 0:15:19.480