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Speaker 3: Hi guys, and a welcome back to another episode of
Speaker 3: Life Uncut.
Speaker 2: I'm Laura, I'm Mitch Churry. You sound like an airborne
Speaker 2: salesman or something what like?
Speaker 3: By now and I'll grow in a set of freeze
Speaker 3: teak noves.
Speaker 4: Apricut scrub Washian you get free drinks.
Speaker 3: And much Okay, remember that that was it a born
Speaker 3: or that that sonar? And i'ves apricott scrub. I think
Speaker 3: I scrubbed off half my face as a nineteen year old.
Speaker 3: I reckon, That's why I look old. It's got nothing
Speaker 3: to do with the sun damage. Its Yeah, that shit
Speaker 3: is so abrasive and unnecessary.
Speaker 2: You know, I watched something in a documentary.
Speaker 4: You know all those like micro exfoliating beads in scrubs
Speaker 4: don't break down in the ocean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, microplastic I didn't know this in the fishies.
Speaker 4: I thought they were like little balls of like they
Speaker 4: just burst or something like starbursts or something.
Speaker 3: No, I mean, this is a really sad start to
Speaker 3: this episode. The whole world is full of plastics.
Speaker 2: Isn't it?
Speaker 3: Our parents ruined everything?
Speaker 2: Speaking of the.
Speaker 4: Whole world, bo Ryan travels the whole damn thing good
Speaker 4: section general.
Speaker 3: What let's first say, Unfortunately Brittany Brittany Hockley, as you
Speaker 3: all kind of have cottoned on in the last few episodes,
Speaker 3: she's still not here. So last week and this week,
Speaker 3: Mitch Cherry and I have been holding onto the reins
Speaker 3: of the radio show, just the two of us, and
Speaker 3: this is our Saturday radio show, all packaged up in
Speaker 3: a nice little sweet morsel for you guys to enjoy it.
Speaker 4: Can I just say all like work and jokes aside?
Speaker 4: I love doing this with you. I love you so much.
Speaker 4: This is so much fun.
Speaker 2: Okay? Is this a job?
Speaker 3: How do we get paid to do that?
Speaker 2: Truly? And we don't want to come across as obnoxious
Speaker 2: because what I so like it's obnoxious? Oh don't you lie?
Speaker 2: That's so funny that I'm obnoxious?
Speaker 3: What good hair so a lot of you won't know
Speaker 3: listening to this, but I am a decade old with
Speaker 3: the minxtury ten years.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So on today's radio show, we talked about the price
Speaker 3: of Lettuce. It's going to be really exciting for everybody.
Speaker 3: We also talked about an X of mine.
Speaker 2: Who joints a week.
Speaker 4: Laura recommends cowtrait tells us her favorite milk to have
Speaker 4: strong bones.
Speaker 3: We also talked about an X of mine who I
Speaker 3: don't I mean, I have talked about him on the
Speaker 3: podcast before because it's none.
Speaker 2: Of my none of my ex are safe.
Speaker 3: But I don't think I ever told you guys about
Speaker 3: something that he would do in his sleep.
Speaker 2: Oh you've never told this story. No, it's a fake story.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna call it swindled you into free sex.
Speaker 2: And that's a look. That's all I'm gonna say. Laura
Speaker 2: was given up free sex.
Speaker 3: Cracking on anyway, if you if you guys have been,
Speaker 3: I'm Stars Live. We are on the radio every Saturday morning.
Speaker 3: It's from ten until twelve. But this is all the
Speaker 3: best bits, all the good laughs. I was gonna say
Speaker 3: the deep moments, but there's truly none.
Speaker 4: It's just see moment we get deep for one quick moment,
Speaker 4: did we No?
Speaker 2: I forgot I thought we did for one second. But no, anyway,
Speaker 2: let's get into it. Enjoy it.
Speaker 4: You're telling me something off the year that I don't
Speaker 4: know if you want to bring up about your relationship.
Speaker 2: Am I allowed to talk about this?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: I mean we can share it across the country.
Speaker 2: It's fine.
Speaker 3: Look, Matt and I have gotten to a point where
Speaker 3: we've started sleeping in separate bedrooms.
Speaker 4: I back that I've got a friend, the happiest marriage
Speaker 4: I can say this. Benji Marshall for Buller, his wife
Speaker 4: Zoe Marshall have slept in separate beds their whole relationship,
Speaker 4: and they're sewing love.
Speaker 5: Do you know what?
Speaker 3: It sounds controversial, doesn't it. I think a lot of
Speaker 3: people hear about, you know, a couple sleeping in separate bedrooms,
Speaker 3: and then they instantly assume that it's trouble and paradise. Yes, yeh,
Speaker 3: Look it's also not our choice. Let me put that
Speaker 3: out there first.
Speaker 2: It's involuntary, involuntary move.
Speaker 3: Yes, there is a small child that keeps on wodging
Speaker 3: herself into our bed at about you know eleven, She
Speaker 3: just comes in, she crawls in, and then I get
Speaker 3: up in the middle of the night and I go
Speaker 3: into her bedroom and then I wake up with a
Speaker 3: rock hard pepper pig in my back. More so, but
Speaker 3: she's We've decided, okay, if she comes into the bed,
Speaker 3: I'll go and sleep. Is Mary Lola's still in a cot.
Speaker 3: I dread the days when there's two of them in.
Speaker 2: Picturing you a cot with your long legs.
Speaker 3: More so, it's just me in a single bed. But
Speaker 3: that's not you know, that's not the that's not the
Speaker 3: most of it. Something else worse, that's far worse, so
Speaker 3: you know, And if you're not from Sydney, it's been
Speaker 3: terrible rain on and off here, like this winter has
Speaker 3: been astronomically bad, and we have had a real mold
Speaker 3: problem in our house.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's bad for labies as well.
Speaker 3: It's so bad. We've had people come out strip paint
Speaker 3: off walls. We've had a rising damp specialist. Like it
Speaker 3: has been an ongoing thing since we moved into this
Speaker 3: new house.
Speaker 2: You've been there a little bit too, and.
Speaker 3: The mold is coming and it's following us and it's
Speaker 3: just climbing up the walls, and the last couple of nights,
Speaker 3: I've been sleeping in Marley's bedroom and it was like, okay,
Speaker 3: actually this has been more than a week now. Every
Speaker 3: night the smell of the mold is getting worse and
Speaker 3: it's getting worse. And I called the mold specialist again
Speaker 3: and I was like, you need to come back out now. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I've got him on speed done. I'm like, this is
Speaker 3: not okay. My daughter can't keep sleeping in his bedroom,
Speaker 3: Like there's something really wrong here.
Speaker 2: Can you see it is in the corners or you
Speaker 2: can't see it.
Speaker 3: It's like in the wall hidden mold is even worse.
Speaker 3: So yeah, so I thought it was anyway. Anyway, last
Speaker 3: night I was laying in bed and I was like,
Speaker 3: this room is not okay. And then I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm going to go hunting for it. So I pulled
Speaker 3: the bed away from the wall. Do you know what
Speaker 3: actually was behind the bed?
Speaker 2: What was it?
Speaker 3: Not mold? About five different types of dinner. So Marley
Speaker 3: has been collecting her food and putting it behind the
Speaker 3: BedHead and then shoving it back again, so like it
Speaker 3: is packed in there. There's spaghetti, there's some sort of
Speaker 3: like rustick, some sort of like petrified meatball that's just
Speaker 3: hiding behind the wall, like rotting in her bedroom.
Speaker 4: And she's in prison redemption, like she's just also hitching
Speaker 4: a hole in the wall behind a post any.
Speaker 3: Case because we give her rashes Anyway, she's three. I
Speaker 3: was like, Molly, what are you doing? Why are you putting?
Speaker 3: Because this is weeks this is week's worth of food.
Speaker 3: I recognized something that I cooked two weeks ago.
Speaker 2: I was like, what are you doing with this?
Speaker 3: And she goes, Mommy, I'm just feeding the animals. And
Speaker 3: I was like, what do you mean you're feeding the animals?
Speaker 3: When we were in Bali, we bought her these little
Speaker 3: wooden animals and she's been putting food behind the bed
Speaker 3: to feed them.
Speaker 2: Of a nighttime. Oh bless her.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think this means we probably need to start
Speaker 3: paying more attention to our child.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is bigger problems in the relationship. Oh that's
Speaker 2: so funny.
Speaker 4: Hey, Laurie, you've seen the story online. I think it's
Speaker 4: irked you or it's upset you.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm not recovered yet. I'm still not okay from
Speaker 3: the story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the way you were telling me is pretty graphic.
Speaker 3: So there is a man like this isn't You can
Speaker 3: go and google it's a true story. There's a man
Speaker 3: in Ghana. He was having a little nap in his
Speaker 3: chair of an afternoon, Yes, having a little sleepy and
Speaker 3: then he woke up and he'd almost severed his own penis.
Speaker 2: Oh the thought of that.
Speaker 3: But basically, I mean, how did it get from there
Speaker 3: to here? Willis a true, truly rapid story, didn't it.
Speaker 2: No, he was having a dream.
Speaker 3: He was having a dream that he was cutting meat,
Speaker 3: and he, in his sleep, got up, walked into the kitchen,
Speaker 3: picked up a knife, walked over to a chopping board
Speaker 3: like a very methodical.
Speaker 2: Got out the seasoned his penis.
Speaker 4: Got some bread, a little time mailed on salt sea
Speaker 4: salt flakes, left.
Speaker 2: It sitting in the barsomic for at least twenty five
Speaker 2: minutes in the fridge, just shut the fridge door on it, pulled.
Speaker 3: It out, and then hacked it off and he woke
Speaker 3: up hud the pain. Well, yeah, obviously, I mean there'd
Speaker 3: be some things to really unpack there if he managed
Speaker 3: to sleep through it. No, he woke up to actually
Speaker 3: slicing through his own penis. Rushed to hospital. Horrible amount
Speaker 3: of blood loss and he has to go through like
Speaker 3: massive surgery now to have his penis.
Speaker 2: Read structive surgery. Can you imagine?
Speaker 4: That is Horrif that is absolutely here? I can kind
Speaker 4: of see it though, because I have very vivid dreams.
Speaker 4: I don't know about you. I went to adoptor once
Speaker 4: about it, and they said it was because I eat
Speaker 4: dinner very late and then I go to bed. Yeah,
Speaker 4: my food is still digesting, which makes you.
Speaker 2: Go a bit nuts.
Speaker 3: That's what they say about cheese, don't they. They say
Speaker 3: that if you eat too much cheese too close to bedtime,
Speaker 3: that you have really wacky cheese dreams.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Apparently all the old royals used to have it because
Speaker 4: they ate was cheese. Why do we know these facts, Laura?
Speaker 3: Do we though, like, is there any proof to them?
Speaker 3: Or are we just saying stuff hoping that no one's
Speaker 3: ever going to google it?
Speaker 5: True?
Speaker 3: That is nuts, okay, But have you ever as much
Speaker 3: as you might have had crazy dreams, have you ever
Speaker 3: gotten up out of your sleep and gone and done
Speaker 3: something crazy in your dream?
Speaker 2: I have yees.
Speaker 4: So I used to be a bad sleepwalker, and I
Speaker 4: used to one My sister tells this story that when
Speaker 4: I was ten or so. I walked into her bedroom
Speaker 4: in the middle of the night with the douna wrapped
Speaker 4: around my shoulders, like you know, I was in wicked
Speaker 4: or something. And I was just standing at the door
Speaker 4: with the doner. And then I dropped the doner, walked out,
Speaker 4: went back to bed. I did it multiple times. Put
Speaker 4: it in the kitchen sink, put it in the bathroom.
Speaker 3: Just you take the doner for a walk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I'd drop it and let it rest and
Speaker 4: go back to bed and shiver myself back to sleep.
Speaker 3: Do you know. I once And this is actually so.
Speaker 3: There's seven different types of sleep disorders. Don't ask me
Speaker 3: why I still work for a sleep a sleep disorder
Speaker 3: company many moons ago. One of them is called sex omnia.
Speaker 3: That's a real sleep disorder when people they don't wake up,
Speaker 3: they're asleep, but they'll just roll over in the middle
Speaker 3: of the night and start having sex. And I dated
Speaker 3: a guy who had sex omnia. He would I would
Speaker 3: wake up in the middle of the night and just
Speaker 3: be like, all right, I guess that's what we're doing now.
Speaker 2: That is a fake, made up I think you've been swindled,
Speaker 2: to be honest.
Speaker 4: And he also had drink omnia, and I had to
Speaker 4: make him a cocktail at night and buy car asomnia.
Speaker 2: I had to buy my cart. It's a condition.
Speaker 3: He was asleep, No, he was asleep. God, yeah, I
Speaker 3: mean it was all very consensual. I was definitely up
Speaker 3: for it. But I mean, could you imagine?
Speaker 2: Oh, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: I want to know, then, what's the craziest thing you've
Speaker 4: done in your sleep?
Speaker 2: All? Can it top that? Can it? Well? I mean
Speaker 2: like it's definitely top.
Speaker 4: We want to know what's the craziest thing you've done
Speaker 4: while you've been sleeping? Natalie has called high Natalia, what's
Speaker 4: your crazy dream story?
Speaker 6: Hi?
Speaker 7: So I was for drinks from friends.
Speaker 8: Then my parents picked us up.
Speaker 7: Last thing I remember, I was going to bed. Next morning.
Speaker 7: I woke up to them telling me a story that
Speaker 7: I woke up looking up at three am and went
Speaker 7: to their bedroom, pull my pants down, sat in the
Speaker 7: food bed of the bed and started saying it's the
Speaker 7: Devil's hours repeatedly.
Speaker 3: Wait, so you were in your parents' bed with your
Speaker 3: pants down? Is this?
Speaker 2: Did I get that wrong?
Speaker 8: Everything down saying one thing?
Speaker 2: What did you say?
Speaker 8: The Devil's hours?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: My god?
Speaker 3: Is this?
Speaker 5: They just let me do whatever I was doing.
Speaker 7: I went back, actually went to the toilet, my toilet.
Speaker 6: I went to bed.
Speaker 8: Oh, I think I was just I thought I was
Speaker 8: going to the toilet.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Do you usually screaming when you did you have a
Speaker 3: curry the night before?
Speaker 2: Perhaps?
Speaker 3: Or there's a lot here. I'm just imagining you screams, Tom.
Speaker 4: Really, I think I've screamed that when we're at a
Speaker 4: toilet paper and I'm just like a little bit.
Speaker 2: No one else's home after of hinduloo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well good, Yeah, even a butter chicken sometimes go
Speaker 4: straight through me. Liz, I'm thirteen, one oh sixty five. Hello,
Speaker 4: What's what have you done while you dreamt?
Speaker 6: Oh? Okay, So the other night my husband told me this.
Speaker 3: The other day.
Speaker 7: He saw me and he saw my.
Speaker 8: Eyes because we had the we had the baby monitor,
Speaker 8: so you can see he can see me straight ahead.
Speaker 7: And I was stroking his bald head and said to him,
Speaker 7: I can't wait for you to die.
Speaker 3: Wait, so you were completely asleep, and you said I
Speaker 3: can't wait for you to die exactly.
Speaker 6: I had my eyes open.
Speaker 7: I was looking at him, stroking his head.
Speaker 8: But I can't wait for you to die.
Speaker 3: You make recently money.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, have you.
Speaker 3: Recently signed life insurance?
Speaker 7: No, but I did also say to him, I'll make
Speaker 7: so much money off your soup.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I feel like you would have thought
Speaker 4: about this, Liz, while you were awake.
Speaker 2: This feels pretty preconceived.
Speaker 3: You know. Some people say that like the things that
Speaker 3: you dream are actually just manifestations of your waiting life.
Speaker 7: Well, look, they are worth about three months of daycare.
Speaker 2: So you've done the mathlete and one grocery show.
Speaker 7: Off his shoes and game collections.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, please the baldhead too. There's something menacing about
Speaker 4: the bold.
Speaker 3: Head he needs to sleep with. When I opened up, think.
Speaker 2: I love that Oscar. I'm thirteen one, I six '
Speaker 2: five high. What did you dream?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 5: The only thing I can think of was that I
Speaker 5: woke up and had no pants on.
Speaker 4: I don't remember how I got there, because like, like
Speaker 4: that'tually pretty funny.
Speaker 2: For where were you?
Speaker 3: Where did you wake up? Oh?
Speaker 5: I don't know, some guys apartments.
Speaker 6: I couldn't remember how I got there.
Speaker 3: I had a dream that I woke up in my
Speaker 3: own bed and then woke up in some other random.
Speaker 2: That's a night terror or anything. I think you just
Speaker 2: had a hookup.
Speaker 3: Wait did you did you went there? You remember going
Speaker 3: to the apartment. Oh yeah, of course I remember going
Speaker 3: to the apartment.
Speaker 5: But then I had a dream that I was waking
Speaker 5: up in my own bed and then it.
Speaker 3: Was all a Sunday morning like hello, like no alcohol in.
Speaker 5: General, and then I woke up in some random Tom
Speaker 5: Dick or Harry was on top of me.
Speaker 2: I think, if you're lucky, it would have been a
Speaker 2: Dick six on there.
Speaker 6: You fairly just.
Speaker 4: Diagnosed you there you Oscar ran for your goals.
Speaker 2: Yesty, Britain lawn. It's amazing. Anyway, we're doing this ask.
Speaker 3: So askar cut is a I mean, it's one of
Speaker 3: the episodes we do on the podcast. It's where we
Speaker 3: have listeners right in their deepest, darkest, most troubling dilemmas
Speaker 3: and we do our best to answer them. Now we
Speaker 3: have a quick shortened chart one and for once, it's
Speaker 3: not about relationships.
Speaker 2: Great and it's good for me because you are very
Speaker 2: good at the relationship and you.
Speaker 3: Are terrible at that.
Speaker 2: I'm terrible.
Speaker 3: Okay, this one is Is it wrong to use up
Speaker 3: all your sickly when you know that you're about to
Speaker 3: quit a job. I'm soon going to leave my work.
Speaker 3: My boss doesn't know yet, but I have quite a
Speaker 3: bit of sick leave a crude, and I'm thinking I
Speaker 3: should throw a few sickies in there.
Speaker 2: Oh, I love it. I'm all for this. No, what
Speaker 2: do you mean.
Speaker 3: I'm a business owner and this works me. And also,
Speaker 3: do you know why, because I'm of that generation.
Speaker 2: That I am an old.
Speaker 3: No, I am where whenever I would call in sick
Speaker 3: to work. Back in the day when I worked to
Speaker 3: office job, if I called in sick and I wasn't sick,
Speaker 3: I would be so petrified that someone from work was
Speaker 3: going to see me that I would spend all day
Speaker 3: inside with the curtain strawn and I would almost make
Speaker 3: myself think that I was sick.
Speaker 2: So by the end of the day I felt sick.
Speaker 4: Yes, I know you mean, And being sick is not
Speaker 4: all that it's cracked up to me. It's just Doctor
Speaker 4: Phil and three runs of Illen and then it's ready,
Speaker 4: steady cook, and then you're done for the day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a few episodes of Home and Away that's
Speaker 3: on repeat. But no, I look, I think if you're
Speaker 3: going to leave, you're better off just bringing the leave
Speaker 3: date forward early rather than kind of you know, mismanaging
Speaker 3: people's expectations and calling in sick all the time. It's
Speaker 3: so annoying for the people that you work with.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 4: I guess it depends if you're a Tony May considered
Speaker 4: a small business.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, people.
Speaker 3: Don't show up then it just puts pressure on all
Speaker 3: of your colleagues. It doesn't really bother me as the
Speaker 3: person who employs people. Doesn't affect me, but it affects
Speaker 3: everyone who has to like come in and cover and
Speaker 3: it's annoying for everyone.
Speaker 4: But I get if you working for woolwork, call in sick,
Speaker 4: your milky leave, you know, call up your own your
Speaker 4: boss is eighteen.
Speaker 3: Anyway, you work for a radio stations jewry, Do.
Speaker 4: You see me shivering? I'm shaking, I steal. I think
Speaker 4: I've taken one sick leave in my almost ten years
Speaker 4: in radio.
Speaker 2: So you say do it, but you would literally never do.
Speaker 4: It, oh got yeah, yeah, I would never do it.
Speaker 4: I could have COVID, I could have monkey pox and
Speaker 4: I'd be going welcome to the shower everyone.
Speaker 2: I'd be powering through.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 3: I think it comes down to your personality time, Like,
Speaker 3: if you're going to do it, if you're going to
Speaker 3: spend the entire time when you're sick leave feeling anxious
Speaker 3: and scared and worried, and you know maybe maybe you're
Speaker 3: gonna get caught out, then I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 2: But also if you're.
Speaker 3: Relying on a good resume and you think maybe they
Speaker 3: know that you're absolutely pulling the leg, then don't do
Speaker 3: it either.
Speaker 4: Wait quickly before we end this, what would you do
Speaker 4: if an employee called you and said they're sick?
Speaker 2: Is your first thought?
Speaker 3: They're live always really always everyone calls and says, oh,
Speaker 3: I think I've got COVID. Yeah, don't do a piece
Speaker 3: of art test and come into work.
Speaker 2: You're fine.
Speaker 4: It's the extra cop Even if you've got a foot infection,
Speaker 4: you go ideal.
Speaker 2: The cough is always a hell's oh okay.
Speaker 4: If you want to get on the air with us,
Speaker 4: if you've got an ask gun cut.
Speaker 3: Of your own, if you do, you can slide into
Speaker 3: Instagram at Life Uncut podcasts, I think maybe we should
Speaker 3: do a relationship one again next week. We're not really
Speaker 3: we're not qualified to give work advice.
Speaker 4: Hi, everyone on Saturday morning, across the country. Laura Burn,
Speaker 4: Brittany Hockley.
Speaker 2: It's Jury, it's Jeury. Are we doing roll call? That's it?
Speaker 3: Here present, Maddie j Oh, he's not.
Speaker 4: He's not present, but his love is felt in the room.
Speaker 4: Oh dear, oh my, there's something.
Speaker 2: I want to bring up.
Speaker 3: Stop it.
Speaker 2: Love is in the air and love is quite frankly
Speaker 2: on the ground.
Speaker 4: You should just stop now in between your little toies,
Speaker 4: Laura Burn, because there's something that you and your beautiful
Speaker 4: fiance Maddie j have done that has absolutely tickled me.
Speaker 2: Pink. Yes.
Speaker 3: Look, I mean you guys might know on Amazon you
Speaker 3: can buy one of those hand casting kits.
Speaker 2: So what you do, don't say as you know well
Speaker 2: people people do know them.
Speaker 3: You can get these like it's like a bucket and
Speaker 3: you you hold hands with your partner and you put
Speaker 3: your hands into the bucket and then you do like
Speaker 3: a plaster of Parros. It creates mold. Yes, and you
Speaker 3: do a plaster of Paris hand hold for I guess
Speaker 3: you keep it and put it on your shelf.
Speaker 2: Maybe of course it's a bookend or it's a paper waight.
Speaker 3: We were thinking about doing them and having them as
Speaker 3: ornaments on the table at the wedding, just each table
Speaker 3: gets a handhold, but we took it one step further.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you haven't seen this, Laura and Maddie intertwined
Speaker 4: their feet at the toe and.
Speaker 3: We held toe.
Speaker 2: You held to you put we held feet.
Speaker 4: You put your feet together and then pressed intertwined your
Speaker 4: toes together, dipped it in the epoxy, and then sat
Speaker 4: on your tummies for how long?
Speaker 3: For seven minutes? And I do you know what? It
Speaker 3: was a truly it was a truly trepidus seven minutes
Speaker 3: because we had to do it when the kids had
Speaker 3: gone to bed because one foot was stuck in a bucket.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, So the whole time I was just worried, like,
Speaker 3: what if our toddler gets out of bed and there's
Speaker 3: mum and dad in a compromising position with our foot
Speaker 3: in a bucket.
Speaker 2: They'll know that story forever.
Speaker 4: They'll go do that really happen when Ummy and Daddy
Speaker 4: had their foot in the white cream?
Speaker 3: But now, so now we have at home this sculpture.
Speaker 3: It's the weirdest thing you've ever seen. It's right as
Speaker 3: soon as you walk into the house.
Speaker 2: It's on the side Welcome home. Is our feet.
Speaker 3: It's just the top of our feet holding toes.
Speaker 4: That is though, Alaura, And I'll be honest, that's why
Speaker 4: I'm playing this amazing music because that is the epitome
Speaker 4: of love.
Speaker 3: Do you know what? To be honest, it wasn't my
Speaker 3: ideas it screams Mattie Jack. He'd been pressing me to
Speaker 3: do it for several nights, and I kept on saying, Oh,
Speaker 3: I've got a headache, Oh my back hurts, Oh, I'm
Speaker 3: a bit tired.
Speaker 2: And then he got and.
Speaker 3: Then he realized, yeah, try to use that excuse a
Speaker 3: bit too much for other things as well, anyway, And
Speaker 3: then eventually he said, we're doing it.
Speaker 2: Tonight's the night Saturday night it was.
Speaker 4: But do you sit there while you're doing that and go,
Speaker 4: this really is the top of my life.
Speaker 2: You must you must go. This is the one.
Speaker 3: We are getting married in November. He is certainly the one. Yes,
Speaker 3: I do have those moments where I'm like, I probably
Speaker 3: would never do anything this weird with anyone else.
Speaker 4: Yes, ever, yeah, well that's what got me thinking, when
Speaker 4: did you know that the one was the one? What
Speaker 4: experience bonded you so closely that made you go this
Speaker 4: is the person for me.
Speaker 3: I mean, we had a bit of an unusual start
Speaker 3: in the world, didn't we. We did a reality TV show,
Speaker 3: Fell in Love. I thought he was the one. Actually
Speaker 3: I hoped he was the one at the end of
Speaker 3: The Bachelor, but then I realized were there doubts? No,
Speaker 3: I guess I kind of thought, maybe this is TV Matt,
Speaker 3: Maybe there'll be maybe when he's you know, who's Matt
Speaker 3: when he's not being filmed by ten cameras and there's
Speaker 3: a whole camera crew and production team.
Speaker 2: Around, hair and makeup and yeah.
Speaker 3: So it wasn't until we got out of that experiment
Speaker 3: of The Bachelor and we had some time together in
Speaker 3: like a tiny little house in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 3: We were like, we were stuck in there. There was
Speaker 3: security guards outside to make sure that we didn't leave,
Speaker 3: and then we had to black out all the windows
Speaker 3: so the paparazzi couldn't take photos in and we were
Speaker 3: stuck in this little room for about four days. There
Speaker 3: was no internet, there was no PayTV, and there was
Speaker 3: no going outside. So four days of just us being together,
Speaker 3: and by the end of it, I still liked him,
Speaker 3: So I was like, oh, that's a this is it.
Speaker 4: One day my foot will be twined with this man's
Speaker 4: foot while our children sleep, making a claymation artwork.
Speaker 3: Well, I think four days of that with anybody else,
Speaker 3: and by the end of it, I would have I
Speaker 3: would have been irritated by them breathing.
Speaker 2: Oh God, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, here's the one. He's
Speaker 2: the one, Maddy Jay is the one.
Speaker 3: How did you know that your partner was the one?
Speaker 2: Not sure.
Speaker 4: Yet, not there yet, haven't played our feet together yet,
Speaker 4: but if you've got any left over, maybe.
Speaker 3: We need to find out from our callers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, how did you know the one was the one?
Speaker 4: If you're with the one? Thirteen one, six five, when
Speaker 4: did you know?
Speaker 2: Do you know?
Speaker 3: Father's Day is a hard one. I always can never
Speaker 3: think of what to get Matt for Father's Day.
Speaker 2: He looked good in a pair of r ms too,
Speaker 2: he pulled them off.
Speaker 3: Speaking of Matt and feet, That's kind of how we
Speaker 3: got onto this whole topic.
Speaker 2: Isn't really in segue.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just I looked at your Instagram a couple
Speaker 4: of weeks ago and I thought, God, that couple, Mattie
Speaker 4: Jan and Laura Burn really are perfect for each other
Speaker 4: because you put your foot in this mold, and you've
Speaker 4: made a mold of your feet?
Speaker 3: Would you say that we are soul mates?
Speaker 2: That's good? There we go. Yeah, will you tell you
Speaker 2: that night? Thank you? All right?
Speaker 4: Thirteen one I six five? When did you know the
Speaker 4: one was the one? The person that you're with was
Speaker 4: the one? Figure Tash is called Hello Tash, Hello, Hi, So.
Speaker 6: Me and my partner. We've only been dating for about
Speaker 6: a couple of weeks, maybe a month. And yeah, we
Speaker 6: went for a little dive and he swam through a
Speaker 6: cloud of jellyfish. Oh yeah, And if anyone knows how
Speaker 6: to relieve a jellyfish sting, it's not very pleasant. So
Speaker 6: you have to weigh on it.
Speaker 2: Do you have to?
Speaker 3: Is there any scientific that's real?
Speaker 2: No, I've heard that.
Speaker 6: I don't know about scientific.
Speaker 2: But he gave golden show.
Speaker 6: I gave him a gold shower. Yeah, so I was.
Speaker 6: I was. He's a big guy, so he was doubled
Speaker 6: over and I was wearing on his back and it
Speaker 6: was sort of dropping down and he was flushing it
Speaker 6: on his face as it was coming.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, Tash, did you this is a Saturday morning show?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: I want to get a mental image.
Speaker 4: Did you put it in to a cup or did
Speaker 4: you like?
Speaker 8: So? This was quite skillful.
Speaker 6: Actually I had to sort of squat. It was a
Speaker 6: bit of skill involved. Yeah, I had to back in
Speaker 6: the shower.
Speaker 5: So yeah, the table together.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're married.
Speaker 2: Oh I love that. That's a cute story.
Speaker 3: Thank goodness, he's recovered goodness. And now let's let's not
Speaker 3: go in.
Speaker 2: We don't want the details. Emily on thirteen six five high.
Speaker 2: How did you know the one was the one?
Speaker 6: Hi?
Speaker 7: So I knew.
Speaker 8: I were driving in the country with driving in the mountains,
Speaker 8: and I went, what song are you feeling?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: What do we want?
Speaker 7: And he goes, I'm so feeling Mama Mia right now.
Speaker 6: And I was like, oh my god, where's the ring?
Speaker 7: Give it to me?
Speaker 3: So you just had a little Mumma Mia road being along?
Speaker 6: Yeah, sweet Deed, Oh of course we did.
Speaker 8: I felt like Donna Sheridan.
Speaker 2: What was what was the favorite?
Speaker 3: What was the number?
Speaker 5: Onepore was.
Speaker 8: Waste?
Speaker 5: Let me?
Speaker 2: I'm glad you found you one because that was Missy.
Speaker 2: All right, Jamie, wrap this up for us? When did
Speaker 2: you know the one was the one? I want a
Speaker 2: beautiful story?
Speaker 8: We went out to a party together. It was our
Speaker 8: first boyfriend and girlfriend had a bit too much a drink,
Speaker 8: came home and I was like, oh, they think I
Speaker 8: feel so well? Ran out the closest think I could find,
Speaker 8: which was the bathroom, and I think it was as
Speaker 8: he was scooping it out of the sink because it
Speaker 8: got blocked. I was like, you know what, I think,
Speaker 8: this guy's a keeper.
Speaker 3: That's beautiful. Nothing nothing finds you like a bit of regurgitation.
Speaker 8: Yes, nothing like it. And yet now we've got a
Speaker 8: kid and we're getting married, and.
Speaker 2: This is what happens.
Speaker 3: You have a kid, and then you realize that your
Speaker 3: life is just covered into it and other people's excrements.
Speaker 2: This is your life.
Speaker 3: Quiet, Okay, congratulations, we love Love's love we do. When
Speaker 3: are you getting married later on this year?
Speaker 2: Oh beautiful?
Speaker 8: Yes, so it comes out very quickly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you're probably more organized than we are.
Speaker 8: Oh god, probably not.
Speaker 4: All right, thank you, Jamie. You guys can talk off
Speaker 4: the year that got very wedding?
Speaker 2: Didn't that very? Who's are you doing? Slideress for the entree?
Speaker 3: Stop at mins churi, stop hating on love.
Speaker 2: Oh I love this man. We have a man on
Speaker 2: the line. That sounds so ominous, doesn't it. As a man,
Speaker 2: just a man who on the line. This man does
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 4: You might know him from filling in on Studio ten
Speaker 4: maybe back in the footy show days. Former professional NRL
Speaker 4: player and now host of The Amazing Race.
Speaker 3: You might also remember him from the interview we did
Speaker 3: back in January.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is the second time around this Lifelon cut
Speaker 4: Son for bo Rye and welcome Buddy.
Speaker 5: Hi, Hi, good to be that it was one of
Speaker 5: the first interviews that was your first week, was it?
Speaker 3: Here were our number one interview that we ever did.
Speaker 4: But we're here to talk about The Amazing Race, which
Speaker 4: is coming back bo very exciting Monday night, seven thirty
Speaker 4: on Channel ten. What's different about this season it's the
Speaker 4: first season that you can go back overseas after COVID.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the first season back over seas. You're right. I mean,
Speaker 5: we shot one in Australia that did really well and
Speaker 5: it was great. Australia is beautiful, it's big, and we
Speaker 5: explored everywhere and it was wonderful. But the show, you know,
Speaker 5: it is an overseas show. It's an Australian people racing
Speaker 5: around the world. You know, the best time we have
Speaker 5: overseas is when teams are frustrated. Communication is a problem,
Speaker 5: local transport, and we have all of that and more
Speaker 5: this season. So it's good. It's good to get back overseas.
Speaker 3: And do you know what makes things extra complicated, it's
Speaker 3: when you lose all your luggage.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, tell me about it.
Speaker 3: What happened there?
Speaker 5: Well, I was leaving Europe. There's a lot of flights.
Speaker 5: I mean, we had I don't know exactly how many,
Speaker 5: over thirty over thirty flights, and there's a lot of
Speaker 5: connecting flights, a lot of airports and there I don't
Speaker 5: like to check bags ahead I did. I never did,
Speaker 5: and we checked bags there and I had three connecting flights,
Speaker 5: one out of Europe, I think through Netherlands, and I
Speaker 5: had to come back through Columbia. By the time I
Speaker 5: got to Columbia, I was about to board a flight
Speaker 5: to Medagine.
Speaker 3: And I missed it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I didn't get there till the following day,
Speaker 5: and luggage is gone.
Speaker 3: So did you end up having to do like an
Speaker 3: Obama where you just all the same thing every day
Speaker 3: for the rest of the building.
Speaker 5: Well, what I did, I actually had not like I
Speaker 5: literally had no clothes. I had a little travel suitcase.
Speaker 5: Is you have backpack in the suitcase, and I could
Speaker 5: get away with you the first day or two. But
Speaker 5: then since then, like some men on, I was literally
Speaker 5: borrowing shirts off producers, boots, buying shirts at airports. But
Speaker 5: everyone was very good. But the problem you have, I'm like,
Speaker 5: I'm a day ahead of the race filming content. Obviously
Speaker 5: in the country they're they're about to hit the next days,
Speaker 5: so that I can film all the challenges. Made it
Speaker 5: at the pit stop. And the key was to matt shirt.
Speaker 5: So I'd be wearing a shirt, say one day in
Speaker 5: Columbia and then we're in Mexico the next day. We
Speaker 5: had to sink it up and make sure I was
Speaker 5: wearing the same shirt to the pit stock shirt. Continuity, yeah, continuity,
Speaker 5: trying to find that shirt. All those boots, geez, you
Speaker 5: know they didn't tell the story. You've never known?
Speaker 3: Can you can you tell me? I did read somewhere
Speaker 3: that this year on this is amazing race that they
Speaker 3: have one team starting in Sydney and one team starting
Speaker 3: in Melbourne. Now is that the big surprise or is
Speaker 3: there more? Is there more twist coming.
Speaker 5: There are more. Maybe I've got surprises that.
Speaker 2: Cha, You've been topless in half of the episode.
Speaker 5: I think there's The Amazing Race is a global shaygun SEMs,
Speaker 5: a franchise show shot in pretty much every country. But
Speaker 5: it's a world first to have two actual races happening.
Speaker 5: And look, it made my job tough. I'm not gonna
Speaker 5: lie you flying between two countries and cities, you know,
Speaker 5: trying to obviously conduct two races, but when they met,
Speaker 5: that's when the race officially began.
Speaker 3: In my eyes, what do you think is harder than
Speaker 3: if you say this made your job hard? Do you
Speaker 3: think you know going in the jungle and doing celebrity
Speaker 3: or is it running around and trying to host?
Speaker 5: Well, I loved I loved The Amazing Race, and I've
Speaker 5: always been a fan of the show, and I like hosting.
Speaker 5: I I don't like sitting in a chunk of.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's my answer, Bo.
Speaker 4: You're going to be hitting up six continents, twenty couples,
Speaker 4: traveling across get the Australia, Africa, Asia, Europe, South America,
Speaker 4: all to win two hundred and fifty plus two brand
Speaker 4: new cars.
Speaker 2: God, just checking in everything where are.
Speaker 3: They getting these budgets from?
Speaker 2: I'm not TV had no money anymore?
Speaker 5: Bachelor?
Speaker 2: Yeah right, they took it off for a bachelor.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can join The Amazing Race watch yourself in
Speaker 4: the living room at Premiere Is Monday night, seven thirty
Speaker 4: on ten and ten. Play of course, Bo stick around
Speaker 4: for a set, because we're going to play a brand
Speaker 4: new game with you.
Speaker 2: It's called a Liar Liar right now we're doing this liar.
Speaker 3: Okay, brand new game, Laura Burn, we're road testing this
Speaker 3: one on you.
Speaker 2: We are Yeah, we give our best guest new segments.
Speaker 4: What a compliment to Bo Rayan is here of course
Speaker 4: The Amazing Race Australia, Monday night, seven thirty, Channel ten.
Speaker 2: Laura has a story. I've got a story. One is
Speaker 2: a lie. You need to pick. Why don't you kick
Speaker 2: it off?
Speaker 3: So you can also ask a couple of questions. So
Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you part of my part of
Speaker 3: my story, and you can ask me three questions. Mitch
Speaker 3: has his story, you can ask him three questions. And
Speaker 3: then you need to figure out which one of us
Speaker 3: is telling a big old buses lie. Okay, Well, once
Speaker 3: upon a time, our original it was the middle of
Speaker 3: the night, and I got up and I went to
Speaker 3: open the window, except somehow I managed to get stuck
Speaker 3: in the window, and I was completely naked and had
Speaker 3: to get rescued by the sas or whoever they are.
Speaker 3: So they called the police people.
Speaker 2: I'm not helping you the rescue people.
Speaker 5: Can I ask questions? Now?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: What sort of window? Why were you going through a window?
Speaker 3: I had to open it and then the window was
Speaker 3: a bit broken and it came down and got my
Speaker 3: hand stuck in it.
Speaker 5: And you had no clothes on.
Speaker 3: I was naked.
Speaker 5: How did the like emergency service come? Did you call
Speaker 5: them more?
Speaker 3: I was screaming and someone called the ambulance?
Speaker 2: What a side?
Speaker 5: Okay, so you were screaming, someone called anyone? I can
Speaker 5: I can? I can see that. Yeah, you got little kids,
Speaker 5: and you know you do to no reason why it works?
Speaker 3: Okay, sure, so you're you're easy to convince, all right, all.
Speaker 4: Right, So but I've known you for a while. Now,
Speaker 4: you know that I've I lived in New York before
Speaker 4: I worked in radio. I studied data and I was
Speaker 4: a performer and I was mingling in those scenes and
Speaker 4: the performing scenes.
Speaker 2: Right, So at this acting school, There was this.
Speaker 4: One girl that I became friends with, and she said,
Speaker 4: come back to my house for a dinner party. And
Speaker 4: I went, oh cool, this is great New York City
Speaker 4: dinner party. So I go back with this girl. Her
Speaker 4: name's Choe up east Side and I go there and
Speaker 4: the table set for like eight.
Speaker 2: I go, oh my god.
Speaker 4: I didn't realize there were other people coming, and I go,
Speaker 4: who's invited?
Speaker 2: She went, friends. You know, my dad owns restaurants in
Speaker 2: New York. Just friends. So sit there.
Speaker 4: People walk in, I say, hi, Hi, high. One seats
Speaker 4: left right before eight o'clock. Who but walks into this
Speaker 4: dinner party? But Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley Cyrus.
Speaker 2: Is by Breaky Heart bo He sits down. He's not
Speaker 2: dressed in cowboy boots. I wish he was. We did
Speaker 2: eat steaks, so I guess that's kind of Southern. And
Speaker 2: I didn't talk to him the whole night because he
Speaker 2: was at the opposite end. But I did.
Speaker 4: I did talk and get a photo with Miller Roe
Speaker 4: and we had a great night.
Speaker 2: And that was my dinner with Billy Ray Cyrus. Okay,
Speaker 2: and when was this twenty nineteen, twenty nineteen.
Speaker 5: It's easy whichause you. I mean, your story is a
Speaker 5: lot more no disrespect or this that's a that's a
Speaker 5: long story, Mitch. You know just put.
Speaker 2: He did?
Speaker 3: He did put it kids.
Speaker 2: You know it's in my blood. Well, I didn't know.
Speaker 3: I do I embellish the story? Do I do less
Speaker 3: of a story? You want to find the sweet of
Speaker 3: the storytelling?
Speaker 5: Yeah? And I think that was smart. I think that's
Speaker 5: what's that's what You've grew me doing that because I
Speaker 5: said yours is a lie. But I think I think
Speaker 5: the length that Mitch went to and I think Billy
Speaker 5: Ray twenty nine, and I think he was often I
Speaker 5: think he was him Rea pretty much.
Speaker 2: Do you know that? Give do you think?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 5: I think Laura was too smart and she just went
Speaker 5: very vague, very quickly, tried to rush it. And I'm
Speaker 5: going to say, yours is a line.
Speaker 2: Mitch, you say mine's a lie.
Speaker 8: I didn't.
Speaker 2: You are a very good liar.
Speaker 3: That was such an in depth story.
Speaker 5: You know you can't lie to a liar. Man.
Speaker 3: Ah, Well, I did get trapped in a window, very naked, screaming,
Speaker 3: and the woman then from the apartment building adjacent called
Speaker 3: the ambulance. Oh you couldn't get me out and I
Speaker 3: got cut out of the window. Nothing completely, but as naked.
Speaker 3: I still remember the policeman walking in and they started
Speaker 3: laughing at me until they also realized I was stuck in.
Speaker 4: Here long before. I think it's almost better if this
Speaker 4: was the lie. We don't want to go into these details.
Speaker 3: This was my twenties. It was a wild time, man.
Speaker 2: Thank you for road testing that with her.
Speaker 4: She can catch him as the host of The Amazing
Speaker 4: Race Australia Monday Night, seven thirty, Channel ten.
Speaker 2: You bow see your bow?
Speaker 5: Thanks?
Speaker 2: Do you know what?
Speaker 3: This is the end of the show. Here we are.
Speaker 3: We made it another week without Brittany Hockley and we
Speaker 3: still have issues. Oh I do miss her though, although
Speaker 3: I love I love spending these Saturday mornings with you.
Speaker 2: I'm having fun. You know she's going to get back
Speaker 2: and we're going to be too far gone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she'll be on the utter, but you know, sucks
Speaker 3: to be pretty.
Speaker 2: Anyway, go way back in. Do you know what?
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