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Speaker 1: My Heart podcasts, hear more kiss podcasts, playlists, and listen

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Speaker 1: live on the Free. I had a masked Bandit was

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Speaker 1: found passed out in the bathroom of a liquor store.

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Speaker 1: And I think the best part about this is that

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Speaker 1: the masked bandit was a raccoon.

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Speaker 2: So raccoon, he gets in.

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Speaker 3: There and you go for what do you go for?

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Speaker 2: First? Straight for the spirits.

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Speaker 1: So he goes straight for spirits, start smashing the bottles

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Speaker 1: of spirits on the ground, and then obviously the alcohol

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Speaker 1: pools on the floor, and he just tucks in, just

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Speaker 1: chucks the face right in there. Scotch apparently was his

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Speaker 1: preference of all the bottles they found smashed on the ground.

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Speaker 1: Here is a little bit of media coverage of this

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Speaker 1: pesky raccoon.

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Speaker 4: E raccoon got into the Ashland, Virginia e b C

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Speaker 4: through the ceiling. We called it nast down bottle after bottle,

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Speaker 4: had a drink or two or three, and then passed out.

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Speaker 2: In the bathroom beside a toilet.

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Speaker 3: What is what was that?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, that's the first time I've heard.

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Speaker 3: Where did that come from?

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Speaker 2: It's Fox News. That's Fox News covering the story from Virginia.

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Speaker 3: There you go.

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Speaker 1: So the funny thing about it is so I was

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Speaker 1: reading the story and apparently the police officer, when he

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Speaker 1: found the raccoon passed out in the liquor store, was

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Speaker 1: trying to give the raccoon a bit of a talking to,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like trying.

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Speaker 2: To like trying to tell off the raccoon for being naughty.

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Speaker 5: And I've also did you say you made it to

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Speaker 5: the toilet, by the way, Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Mate. So he smashes all the bottles, drinks all.

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Speaker 5: The booze off the grill, like quite responsible, tries to

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Speaker 5: go to the top, didn't quite make it.

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Speaker 3: He's spy. Nearly got to the toilet. We've all been

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Speaker 3: on the ground. Do everything you can. Fall is out.

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Speaker 2: It's awesome.

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Speaker 1: I've always just found it really funny when people try

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Speaker 1: to tell off a pet, because it doesn't that doesn't

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Speaker 1: make any sense that the pet doesn't understand what you're saying.

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Speaker 1: But when our pets do something particularly naughty, we find

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Speaker 1: we feel compelled to still tell them off. I'll never

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Speaker 1: forget the time in Perth I was living in a

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Speaker 1: sharehouse and I have my little dog Bobby, and.

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Speaker 2: For a three to four week period.

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Speaker 1: All of a sudden, it was the middle of summer,

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Speaker 1: the house does started smelling like pop, like like a like.

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Speaker 2: A really dank smell of pool. You remember this Chester

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Speaker 2: Street just started smelling like a bit of pop.

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Speaker 1: And everyone started sort of like, you know, pointing things

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Speaker 1: a little bit like what is that smell? All of

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Speaker 1: a sudden and we were doing like wide searched in

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Speaker 1: the house. I was like, I've toilet trained Bobby. He's

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Speaker 1: definitely not doing poops inside.

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Speaker 6: So yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry. Anyway, I found out after

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Speaker 6: after I followed her one day, what she was doing

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Speaker 6: is she was she was going underneath the house. It

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Speaker 6: was nice and cool down there, and she was pupping

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Speaker 6: underneath the house, and then when it got particularly warm,

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Speaker 6: he would like permeate up into the house.

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Speaker 2: Glasshouse. The reason I tell the stories.

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Speaker 1: I remember sitting Bobby down and being like, you just

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Speaker 1: can't be that house like that.

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Speaker 3: It was like, why am I do you look like

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Speaker 3: an idiot?

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Speaker 2: Doesn't understand? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm saying because.

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Speaker 3: They've done it as well. They've done it.

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Speaker 5: Like there's that thing where you're like, you can't tell

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Speaker 5: off a pet unless you catch them in the act

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Speaker 5: of doing it because their memory don't memories and I don't.

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Speaker 2: Know what't speak English?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, true, true, true. So what are you asking?

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Speaker 5: What did you find yourself telling your pet off for

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Speaker 5: I'd love that. Yeah, that's pretty good stuff to Sam.

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Speaker 5: Here Sam on thirteen one oh six y five. You

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Speaker 5: try to tell off your cat?

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I hope you can hear me. Yeah, I've

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Speaker 7: got an eleven year old, ragged old cat who thinks

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Speaker 7: you're the dog.

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Speaker 8: He's very obedient.

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Speaker 2: Yeah sure.

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Speaker 7: And I had a mess in my garage last week,

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Speaker 7: so I sent him in the garage to get the

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Speaker 7: mauk because the mouse eating my Christmas tree.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, great.

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Speaker 7: I didn't find the mouth, but at one o'clock in

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Speaker 7: the morning, he brought me a live mouse is my bedroom.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let me go.

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Speaker 7: And I spent two hours a bit like a mother exercise,

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Speaker 7: chasing this mouth around my bedroom.

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Speaker 2: This is like a monthly occurrence for me, Sam. I

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Speaker 2: don't know, because they think they're doing you a favor.

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Speaker 1: They're like master, Master, I've brought you a live one.

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Speaker 7: With him because I told him to go.

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Speaker 2: And do it.

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Speaker 3: He can't. He doesn't speak. He doesn't speak. That's how

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Speaker 3: do you traim your cat to kill?

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Speaker 1: Well, sometimes they are dead, to be fair, but I

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Speaker 1: think he's accidentally done that.

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Speaker 3: I think he does want to bring you a live So.

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Speaker 2: It's like in the in the West, it actually is

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Speaker 2: like that.

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Speaker 1: Wow, you know in the West when it's like reward

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Speaker 1: dead or alive kind of thing. Yeah, that's the way

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Speaker 1: that that's the cat protocol as well with rats.

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Speaker 2: But I think it's double points for you can have

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Speaker 2: a play with you.

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Speaker 3: Bring him to me alive. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my offering to you is a love which is

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Speaker 2: a nightmare. Then you end up nude chasing rats around you.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But when you try and explain that to a cat,

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Speaker 1: you know you're going against years of evolution.

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Speaker 2: They've been doing it for so long. Yeah, you can't

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Speaker 2: tell them.

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Speaker 1: It's going to tell me here, Tammy, you've tried to

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Speaker 1: tell off your pet for something?

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Speaker 8: Yes, Like he's a naughty little boy. My dog like

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Speaker 8: his off. He likes to bark at everyone across the

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Speaker 8: street walking by. Sitting at a cafe, I wait for

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Speaker 8: the other people to walk pasts have this little bark.

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Speaker 8: He's telling them off to not come near me. They

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Speaker 8: walk away and I get him to sit down, look

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Speaker 8: me in the eye, and I say, that is so rude.

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Speaker 8: We don't talk to people that way.

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Speaker 3: Does that work? Does it work for you? Timmy?

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Speaker 9: It does?

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Speaker 8: I think he kind of recognizes not meant to do that.

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Speaker 8: But mid talking he is trying to look for another

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Speaker 8: person to bark.

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Speaker 10: Another dog with prostrate works not working, and it sounds

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Speaker 10: like he's still so he's still barking at people as

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Speaker 10: they walk past.

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Speaker 3: It's working at all.

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Speaker 5: I feel like Chihuahua owners and dash hund owners like

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Speaker 5: you need some sort of noise control mm hmmm, particularly

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Speaker 5: if you're going to take them in too, you know,

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Speaker 5: cafes and whatnot.

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Speaker 2: How do you stop a bark though?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 7: What?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 2: What are your options?

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Speaker 5: I'd get onto Season Milan. Were you Season Milan the

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Speaker 5: Dog Whisperer on YouTube? Really he's great. For example, I

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Speaker 5: learned of Caesar Yeah, yeah, yeah, what Caesars. You can't

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Speaker 5: yell at your dog when it's barking, because it thinks

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Speaker 5: that you're also just yelling at the other thing to get.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah yeah. The worst thing you can do is

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Speaker 3: yell at them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, he's good, Milan, Yeah, no, look him up.

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Speaker 5: But dash hunds, dash hunts and two hours. Yeah, fit

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Speaker 5: in the bin as well.

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Speaker 3: Come from Wendy.

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Speaker 1: Containing there, Wendy, we were I've never I wouldn't a.

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Speaker 2: Little bit of humor, Wendy. You try to tell if

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Speaker 2: your pet for something.

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Speaker 9: Yes, I've got a bird that does. The F words

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Speaker 9: are quite a fair bit.

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Speaker 2: Does it. That's hilarious, Wendy, Wow, that's real.

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Speaker 3: Do you teach it to it? Wendy.

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Speaker 9: I was having a drive to my mother's for Mother's

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Speaker 9: Day one time and the bird cockertoo was in the

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Speaker 9: car and I got pulled over for breath alizer. The

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Speaker 9: bird taill the policeman, the f mate