Speaker 1: Lifelun Cut acknowledges the traditional custodians of country whose lands
Speaker 1: were never seated. We pay our respects to their elders
Speaker 1: past and present.
Speaker 2: Always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. This episode was
Speaker 2: recorded on de rug Wallamuta Land. Hi guys, and welcome
Speaker 2: back to another episode of Life Uncut. I'm Laura and
Speaker 2: I'm Brittany, and well we dropped a sneaky little bonus
Speaker 2: episode on Friday.
Speaker 1: Did we did? We spend too much time together? The
Speaker 1: one went finishing each other's sentence. We dropped what I
Speaker 1: I mean? I didn't think it was that original, but
Speaker 1: I felt like I came out with a really.
Speaker 3: Good title, The King of Queen.
Speaker 2: I thought I was pretty pipe, but you were saying
Speaker 2: that the interview was an original, and I was like,
Speaker 2: spick yourself.
Speaker 1: Britain was pretty bloody good. I was about to introduce
Speaker 1: him and I was like, I was really proud that
Speaker 1: I came up with the King of Queen. I just
Speaker 1: sought was very clever, but it's probably been used one
Speaker 1: hundred times before. But we did have the King of
Speaker 1: Queen literally the band Queen Adam Lambert. He did come
Speaker 1: and join us, meaning we dropped a bonus episode on
Speaker 1: Friday because we had to fit in with his touring
Speaker 1: schedule and his publicity schedule, so we went rogue and
Speaker 1: dropped Tuesday's episode a little bit early. So if you
Speaker 1: haven't listened to that, it's in the Feet a couple
Speaker 1: of days ago. We'll put a link in our show notes.
Speaker 1: But he was just amazing. I could have spoken to him.
Speaker 1: I think, Laura, I think you wanted to lock him
Speaker 1: in the room. You have not want to let him out.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: I was like, let's all go and have margaritas and
Speaker 2: be best friends. And he was like, let's not. And
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, cool, and.
Speaker 1: Then we accidentally did so I didn't tell him produce
Speaker 1: a kh to night. When the interview was over and
Speaker 1: we left, everyone left. It was the biggest day, right,
Speaker 1: We had been NonStop. You had to go home and
Speaker 1: get the kids. It was like six thirty. And I
Speaker 1: was like, I would murder a marguerite. No, because I
Speaker 1: hate margeritas. Who hates margaritas. It's controversial, I know, and
Speaker 1: every time I say I hate a Margarita, someone comes
Speaker 1: for you. No, but you know what they say, There's
Speaker 1: no way just taste it. I'm like, God, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I've tasted it, like but maybe you've never had a
Speaker 1: good one.
Speaker 3: But you know what, I still taste it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, maybe maybe the time has come
Speaker 1: where my taste buds for bold and I'll taste the margarita.
Speaker 1: I never like it. It doesn't matter, and it's it's a
Speaker 1: shame because it's my sister Sherry's favorite dream. Do you
Speaker 1: know what it's like.
Speaker 2: It's like when a woman says I don't like anal
Speaker 2: sex and I guys to try it.
Speaker 1: Just try it, you'll like it.
Speaker 2: Let me put different, will go slow, just let me
Speaker 2: put a tip in, like we'll warm it up, plenty
Speaker 2: of loop.
Speaker 1: It's exactly the same.
Speaker 3: It's very similar, identical.
Speaker 1: It's a shame because I love that we're really getting
Speaker 1: into the drink chat. It's a shame because a lot
Speaker 1: of places you go for some reason, margaritas are like
Speaker 1: the two for one thing. You know, when you go
Speaker 1: to a lot of bars, they're like, oh, it's happy hour,
Speaker 1: it's two to one margaritas. I just feel like I
Speaker 1: always miss out.
Speaker 2: And the reason for that is because it literally everybody
Speaker 2: except for Brittney Hockley loves them, and so there's gonna
Speaker 2: be like ten people are going to slide into my
Speaker 2: DMS now and be like, it's not dress bread A's
Speaker 2: me too. If you don't like margaaritas, this is not
Speaker 2: a personal attack. I'm sorry, You're okay. So my main
Speaker 2: safety numbers. Well, I know, Laura, yours is a margretor.
Speaker 2: It's you'll always go straight to the Margi. It used
Speaker 2: to be a Negroni, but now it's a margarita because
Speaker 2: if I have one Digroni, I think I will die.
Speaker 2: I never really so strong. He's looking at me like what,
Speaker 2: I will literally drink one Dagroni and then I'll get blackout,
Speaker 2: drunk and die.
Speaker 1: It's for me, nothing against Nigronie. It's a strange choice
Speaker 1: of drink for you. Like I never relicious. I never
Speaker 1: would have if I was a compatibility test. How well
Speaker 1: do you know, Laura, I wouldn't have linked you to
Speaker 1: the Nigroni. It used to be my number one drink.
Speaker 1: Did you do that because your partner at the time
Speaker 1: was agroni drinker? Because this is going to tie into
Speaker 1: something we're doing, did you start drinking? Don't lie to me, No,
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 2: I stopped drinking NIGRONI is because I was getting blackout drunk.
Speaker 2: But I know where we're getting to and we're steam
Speaker 2: rolling ahead. But also not only are we steam rolling ahead,
Speaker 2: we've completely hijacked this intro about Adam Lambert to talk
Speaker 2: about margaritas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think that's okay. It's a really natural okay.
Speaker 1: So where I was going with that is I said
Speaker 1: to Keisha, I could murder an Ammaruto sour or like
Speaker 1: you my teamy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there my go to.
Speaker 1: So we went outside to this little rooftop bar and
Speaker 1: we had just finished the record with Adam, and we
Speaker 1: walk out and Adam is sitting there having a drink,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, this is so
Speaker 1: embarrassing because he thinks we've just followed him to have it.
Speaker 1: So I put my hand up, like I put my
Speaker 1: hand up as a barrier, and I walked past him
Speaker 1: with my hands up, but purposely I need to start laughing.
Speaker 1: We had a little drink, we said hello, but then
Speaker 1: we it was that awkward moment where we're like, he's
Speaker 1: a superstar. We just spent two hours with him, and
Speaker 1: now we hear having a drink and he thinks we've
Speaker 1: come for him, but we haven't. So we spoke and
Speaker 1: then we just went and sat at another table, but
Speaker 1: it was right next to them, and we just like
Speaker 1: waved at them the whole time.
Speaker 2: Because, to be fair, he did say he was going
Speaker 2: for a drink. Why are these bitches following?
Speaker 1: I did not hand on heart. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's because I'm deaf. I did not hear him say
Speaker 1: they were going for a drink. I thought they were
Speaker 1: just getting on with their publicity tour. And I did
Speaker 1: not even know they were still there, or I wouldn't
Speaker 1: have done it because it was so awkward. That's okay.
Speaker 2: I really enjoyed the story you put up where you
Speaker 2: were sitting across from him.
Speaker 1: And he had it back to you because we were like, okay,
Speaker 1: we're just going to go sit over here now, and
Speaker 1: we just like two meters away from because it was
Speaker 1: the only other free table there.
Speaker 3: It was pretty funny.
Speaker 2: The reason why we're telling you about this is because
Speaker 2: so this is a bit of a different Tuesday episode. Normally,
Speaker 2: our Tuesday episodes are our big, thick, meaty episodes, but
Speaker 2: the core of this episode, the heart of It, the
Speaker 2: Heart and Soul Adam Lambert that was dropped on Friday,
Speaker 2: And like Britz said, all of the links and everything
Speaker 2: else are in the show notes, so please go and
Speaker 2: listen to that. After you have listened to this saucy
Speaker 2: little number. We'll figure out what it is as we go. Nah,
Speaker 2: we got some fun stuff for this.
Speaker 1: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: I wanted to tell you something that happened to me
Speaker 2: because it was probably the most embarrassing. I mean, it's
Speaker 2: my own little accidentally unfiltered, and it's been a while
Speaker 2: since we've done and accidently unfiltered on the podcast.
Speaker 3: Okay here, so everyone.
Speaker 1: This is probably too much information for y'all, but I
Speaker 1: asked that literally, not the basis of every episode. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have told them about the pinky and the stinky.
Speaker 1: I think we can continue on with it.
Speaker 2: To be fair, this does have to do with my
Speaker 2: my bow movement, so I mean, it could only get worse,
Speaker 2: to tell you the truth. So, I have been having
Speaker 2: some issues recently, h the poopa with my gastro intestinal
Speaker 2: area whatever you'd want to call it the poopy, but yeah,
Speaker 2: no with not yet whatever, Okay, like graphic, So I
Speaker 2: went to the doctors and I got a referral to
Speaker 2: a gastro entrologist is something called correct gastro and trologist. Yeah,
Speaker 2: did the pood dance. So I went to the Pooh doctor. Anyway,
Speaker 2: they are impossible to get into for starters. I've been
Speaker 2: waiting for this appointment since December.
Speaker 1: I mean, if anything, that should make you feel better
Speaker 1: because there's that many people out there that are also
Speaker 1: having problems, like so you're not alone. No, I feel
Speaker 1: really safe in numbers.
Speaker 2: So I go into this appointment on Friday and the
Speaker 2: doctor is like this attractive I would say, like late
Speaker 2: thirty year old guy, and a part of.
Speaker 1: Me, like when he came out to the waiting room,
Speaker 1: was like, hello, Laura Burn, can you come in? I
Speaker 1: was like, fuck, why couldn't you just be an old man?
Speaker 2: Like why don't you be so old and so like
Speaker 2: non attractive to me. I don't want to sit in
Speaker 2: a small room and talk about my Pooh with you.
Speaker 3: I can see Keisha over there and being like was
Speaker 3: he single?
Speaker 1: I think I need my budget. All of a sudden,
Speaker 1: Keisha said the doctor be like I have a lot
Speaker 1: of so anyway, BONDI junction if anyone's interested. So I yeah.
Speaker 2: So I walk into the room and I sit down,
Speaker 2: and you know, he's lovely, he's pleasant, he's very doctorly
Speaker 2: and you know, very serious about it all. And he
Speaker 2: asked me questions, which it's so uncomfortable because you're literally
Speaker 2: describing the consistency of your pooh that's what you've got
Speaker 2: to do to this.
Speaker 1: Poor pooh doctor.
Speaker 3: I have been there, yes, And I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is so awkward for me.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, and he's like, don't worry, I'm so
Speaker 2: used to it anyway. So I am mid describing what
Speaker 2: it is like to go to the toilet.
Speaker 3: The consistency in what you've seen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he just has this moment where he
Speaker 2: looks at me and he goes, oh, I've got it,
Speaker 2: And I was like, what in like me.
Speaker 3: You know what's wrong with you know? Yeah?
Speaker 1: He goes, I know where I know you from. You're
Speaker 1: on the project. You're on the project last year, won't
Speaker 1: you I know? That's no, no, not me.
Speaker 2: And I was like, why why did you need to
Speaker 2: say that? Why couldn't you just pretend like you did
Speaker 2: not know who I am?
Speaker 3: Like, this is already as awkward as possible for me.
Speaker 1: I'm talking to you about my poops, so now you're like,
Speaker 1: I know everything about you.
Speaker 2: So I literally yeah, I literally went from being like, oh,
Speaker 2: so it's kind of like this shape and then I
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, what she is like an octagon?
Speaker 1: You know it's long.
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, so yeah, I did a
Speaker 2: couple of feeling spots last year, like it was really fun. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Lisa Wilkinson's really nice.
Speaker 1: Yep. Sometimes there is corn in there yep. Also it
Speaker 1: was so confusing.
Speaker 2: It was honestly, I don't like and this is not
Speaker 2: me being like I got recognized, yeah and so popular.
Speaker 2: Like I never ever get recognized by men. I rarely
Speaker 2: get recognized by women, and when I do, it's usually
Speaker 2: like moms in the parks or young girls talking about
Speaker 2: their messed up ex.
Speaker 1: Boyfriends a hot poop doctor. Never have I.
Speaker 2: Ever been recognized by a guy, and certainly not one
Speaker 2: when I was meet at talking about pooh.
Speaker 1: Well, I sort of got recognized in an unfortunate moment,
Speaker 1: but I don't know the unfortunate moments. So on the weekend,
Speaker 1: I flew up to the Gold Coaster see my family,
Speaker 1: and I'm I mean, you guys know, I'm not telling
Speaker 1: you anything new, but like, if I have a spare second,
Speaker 1: I'm facetimeing Ben.
Speaker 3: We just we find the time.
Speaker 1: To fash because we only have the mornings and the
Speaker 1: nights in terms of when one of miss is awake. Anyway,
Speaker 1: no one said anything to but I was facetiming at
Speaker 1: the airport, and I don't know. Sometimes we sexy FaceTime,
Speaker 1: like we talk something about what we're gonna do sometime airport,
Speaker 1: just all the time, just in conversations because you know,
Speaker 1: it's really detrimental. The new EarPods are so good because
Speaker 1: they're noise canceling, so you talk louder than you realize
Speaker 1: when they're in wait.
Speaker 2: But so would you sexy talk when you're out in
Speaker 2: public around people.
Speaker 1: Well not sexy, but not sexy talk like we're not sexty. Okay,
Speaker 1: give me a little bit of that. So maybe you'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh, I kind of think maybe you'd be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I can't wait to see you, or
Speaker 1: like I'm so horny whatever. They are very different. I
Speaker 1: can't wait to see you, I am so well because no,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see It's like Miss, because there's cutesies.
Speaker 1: It's I wait to see you, miss you, but then
Speaker 1: there's like, oh, like you know, I would never actually
Speaker 1: say this, but I would tear you apart.
Speaker 2: I can always say, will you get into the horny
Speaker 2: chat when you were literally at an airport waiting for
Speaker 2: a connecting fly?
Speaker 1: Well, I would. I'll show you what I would do, right,
Speaker 1: just see my phone's here. I'd look around and I'd
Speaker 1: be like, I am so horny, I'm going to eat,
Speaker 1: and I would just like whisper it to him and
Speaker 1: would be like looking around really cute, you know, like
Speaker 1: just stuff like that. But it's not common. But what
Speaker 1: I'm saying is we talk about all sorts of stuff
Speaker 1: on a FaceTime, right, So it could be fun, it
Speaker 1: could be cutesies.
Speaker 3: It could also be like we call each other.
Speaker 1: You guys know, I call my dog Delilah squid, but
Speaker 1: Ben and I call each other squids.
Speaker 3: We're like, love you squids. It's just a nickname.
Speaker 2: You gave me ship the other week because I said
Speaker 2: that every self and I call that bub and you
Speaker 2: were like.
Speaker 3: It's I hate bub.
Speaker 1: I still hate hay squidty I stand by that he
Speaker 1: squid statement. Yes, squid it's funny and it's cute. I
Speaker 1: don't remember what we were talking about, but I got
Speaker 1: an message from a girl saying, oh, I recognized you
Speaker 1: were sitting behind you on the plane, but I didn't
Speaker 1: want to say anything because you were on.
Speaker 3: FaceTime to Ben.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, what was I saying?
Speaker 1: And I said to Ben what were we talking about?
Speaker 1: And He's like, you definitely mentioned like that you can't
Speaker 1: wait to get here. And I was like, did she
Speaker 1: did this poor innocent girl sit on the plane because
Speaker 1: I didn't have anyone next to me? How are you
Speaker 1: facetiming on a plane? Was this like before before? No?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, free WiFi connection and there's Britt
Speaker 2: facetiming in the middle of the plane.
Speaker 1: And it made me realize that she probably just listened
Speaker 1: into a very intimate, sexy conversation without me even knowing. Fine, fine,
Speaker 1: people pay for that. But it made me think I
Speaker 1: need to be way more aware of walking around what
Speaker 1: I'm doing and saying.
Speaker 3: On the pane. And sometimes we'll both be like, oh no,
Speaker 3: that's too much for sure.
Speaker 1: Oh no, go you tell us what you sometimes say. No,
Speaker 1: sometimes you'll kill me.
Speaker 3: It's not saying no.
Speaker 1: Sometimes like when I'm if it's in the afternoon, it's
Speaker 1: when he's just working up, and so like he'll get up,
Speaker 1: he'll be naked and he'll just like be going to
Speaker 1: the shower, walking around and I'm my face something just
Speaker 1: walking around naked, and I'm like, people could just look
Speaker 1: over my shoulder. So I've got to stop doing that
Speaker 1: now and public because people got bible and bend in
Speaker 1: the nod. Anyway, that was my That was the only
Speaker 1: time I got rack. It sounds like you've had a
Speaker 1: wild weekend also, well, speaking of sexy times, so it's
Speaker 1: actually like a great unintentional natural segue.
Speaker 3: We want to talk about orgasms?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, when was the last time you had one?
Speaker 3: It's been a while.
Speaker 1: You don't even happen on your own in the privacy
Speaker 1: of your own home, Yes, but nowhere for me, it's
Speaker 1: nowhere near as good really, no way, does not even
Speaker 1: come close. Why is that so you're saying if you
Speaker 1: ought to do it yourself, it can't even come as close.
Speaker 1: You can't even set to the same level of orgasm
Speaker 1: as what sex does. Correct. Wow, yeah, yeah, don't have
Speaker 1: that problem.
Speaker 3: Because really, so do you do it? Better on your own.
Speaker 2: Oh like same, same, same, really, I mean, like, obviously
Speaker 2: I enjoy sex more because there's another participant in the room,
Speaker 2: but like I can get myself to as equally as
Speaker 2: enjoyable orgasm on my own.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone, are you all shocked? Like everyone in the
Speaker 1: room is looking like producing are you do you need
Speaker 1: another participant?
Speaker 2: I'm so jealous of you being able to get mina
Speaker 2: not even like, oh if you massive bait's not even
Speaker 2: twenty percent?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like what about if you're using a toy?
Speaker 3: No, that's what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: It just doesn't hit the same, like physically, literally memorically,
Speaker 1: it does not hit the same. I'm really jealous of that.
Speaker 2: Like, as a single person, I am so deeply fellous
Speaker 2: that yours are just as good on your own time.
Speaker 1: Well, trust me, as a mum of two kids, I
Speaker 1: deserve it. I deserve it. But this is you're also
Speaker 1: speaking to someone that like will orgasm in two minutes
Speaker 1: with Matt, Like you're just in and out.
Speaker 3: You know what it is?
Speaker 2: I can Well, I can make myself orgasm in two minutes.
Speaker 3: Could you do it right now?
Speaker 2: Well, not in front of you all, It's not still
Speaker 2: a social experiment. Like sitting here in front of the camera.
Speaker 2: It's not a porno.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want you to actually do it, but like,
Speaker 1: do you feel like you could do it in any
Speaker 1: environment anywhere in two minutes or do you need to
Speaker 1: really have worked yourself up in the day. Nah? No,
Speaker 1: I could do it pretty much.
Speaker 2: I could probably go to the cubicle and do it,
Speaker 2: like if you wanted me to go to a public toilet.
Speaker 2: I mean, not the setting, not the atmosphere that I
Speaker 2: would normally like, but I probably think.
Speaker 1: That's what that noise was. It's perfect stress relief. Guy.
Speaker 1: This is why before every record Lauri's I could to
Speaker 1: duck to the toilet.
Speaker 2: She's got a nut one out, all right.
Speaker 1: Well, the reason why.
Speaker 2: We're talking about this is because there was a research
Speaker 2: study that was recently done. I mean sometimes I question
Speaker 2: where these research studies come from.
Speaker 3: Well, produce a keisha brings a lot and that it
Speaker 3: is questionable.
Speaker 2: Okay, but it is around how women have different types
Speaker 2: of orgasms. Now, the reason why I thought that this
Speaker 2: was kind of, I mean a little bit different to
Speaker 2: something that we've talked about in the past is because
Speaker 2: I think traditionally, when you talk about types of orgasms.
Speaker 2: People will think of an internal orgasm or a clitoral orgasm,
Speaker 2: or I don't even know what, there's plenty of others. Well,
Speaker 2: I have always thought of the two.
Speaker 1: I've always thought you can an orgasm from the clip,
Speaker 1: or you can orgasm inside the g spot that I've
Speaker 1: always thought that.
Speaker 2: Well, apparently there's different types in terms of like the
Speaker 2: way that I experience an orgasm is very different to
Speaker 2: the way that you may experience an orgasm. However, collectively,
Speaker 2: they've put them into three different baskets, so three different
Speaker 2: types of orgasms. And the reason why this is so
Speaker 2: unique is because it turns out that of these three types,
Speaker 2: each woman will experience one type of this orgasm. And
Speaker 2: it's like, that is how you experience an orgasm, and
Speaker 2: it doesn't change from time to time or relationship to relationship.
Speaker 1: It is that each person has a unique.
Speaker 2: Way in which their body actually goes through the motions
Speaker 2: of an orgasm.
Speaker 1: Well, the way they did this, I think it's pretty interesting.
Speaker 1: They had like a vibrated dildo thing and they got
Speaker 1: people to masturbate with it, and it recorded things like
Speaker 1: the pressure from the pelvic floor, so like the con
Speaker 1: tractions and also the temperature. So they're trying to work
Speaker 1: out for each individual when they're at their climax and
Speaker 1: they're orgasmine physiologically, like, what is actually happening because you
Speaker 1: could still say, I only orgasm from the clitteris, but
Speaker 1: we still don't know what that means. We don't know
Speaker 1: what the contractions are or what's happening there. So this
Speaker 1: is really interesting that they had these people test it
Speaker 1: and they came down to these three categories they put
Speaker 1: it into, which is will go through them. But the wave,
Speaker 1: the volcany ocean wave, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: The ocean wave.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not a high on the street.
Speaker 3: It's not like a high wave like this circular.
Speaker 1: No, the ocean wave, the volcano, and the avalanche.
Speaker 3: They are the three.
Speaker 2: Okay, So to break this down and maybe you guys
Speaker 2: can do this at home, figure out what you think
Speaker 2: you are. It's hard the ocean wave because the problem
Speaker 2: is they all kind of sound quite similar, but when
Speaker 2: you do actually break them down functionality wise, they are
Speaker 2: a bit different. So the ocean wave, the pelvic floor,
Speaker 2: it contracts and releases multiple times. I think that this
Speaker 2: is the easiest one to understand. It's like a contraction
Speaker 2: and then it stops, and then a contraction and then
Speaker 2: it stops. So it comes in rhythmic wave like motions
Speaker 2: until it eventually subsides. So for me Andhams think of
Speaker 2: this because this is definitely not my type of orgasm.
Speaker 2: I don't have like a high and then a bit
Speaker 2: of a break, and then a high and then a
Speaker 2: break and then for me, it's like a wham bam
Speaker 2: hit and then it's done. So some people have this
Speaker 2: ocean wave like motion or movement. There's also one called
Speaker 2: the volcano. The volcano is one extended pelvic floor movement.
Speaker 2: So instead of it being like a series of waves
Speaker 2: or that ocean like kind of rhythm.
Speaker 1: Like the coming and going of the wave, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: One explosive pelvic floor pressure I think you would say it,
Speaker 2: or like a clenching of the pelvic floor.
Speaker 3: I think you could call it an eruption.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank your volcanic eruption.
Speaker 2: And for some people who experience this, it's like a
Speaker 2: very full body experience, like all your muscles in your
Speaker 2: body will contract and then that will subside over time,
Speaker 2: and it's like almost once your body has stopped. It's
Speaker 2: like when you have that release and that relaxing motion.
Speaker 2: That's when you know that the orgasm's over. This is me,
Speaker 2: I'm a volcano.
Speaker 1: Well, to give an example, someone has said here, it
Speaker 1: feels like almost every muscle in my body tenses up
Speaker 1: as the pleasure gently intensifies, and then there is a
Speaker 1: huge release. I know it's over when I can relax.
Speaker 1: So that's what one of the participants said. The last
Speaker 1: one is the avalanche. The avalanche orgasm. It's sort of
Speaker 1: similar to the ocean wave in that like it is
Speaker 1: a series of pelvic floor movements, but where it differs
Speaker 1: is it starts at a high point and then gradually relaxes.
Speaker 1: So think of a literal avalanche, you know, starts at
Speaker 1: the top of the mountain rolls down. So that's what
Speaker 1: this has. So this person has said, feels like my
Speaker 1: body starts shaking and then I suddenly explode into an orgasm.
Speaker 1: My body snaps and then spasms a little bit, which
Speaker 1: is a good spasm, over and over again, until it
Speaker 1: eventually starts to calm down before letting my muscles rest.
Speaker 1: Why would somebody need to know this?
Speaker 2: This is my other question, where why is there ever
Speaker 2: a point in your life where you're like, God, I
Speaker 2: would love to know what type of orgasm I have.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I'm thankful.
Speaker 1: I love this content. Who gets paid to do this research?
Speaker 1: Well that's a good.
Speaker 2: Question, but people do. Do you get paid to be
Speaker 2: part of the subject studies? Like to be the actual
Speaker 2: person in there can test about yourself.
Speaker 1: When I lived in the UK, I was super poor.
Speaker 1: I went over there at nineteen and I signed up
Speaker 1: to a drug test I did.
Speaker 3: I was. I was like, how am I going to
Speaker 3: pay my bills?
Speaker 1: Were you masturbating for money? Wait, that's not a science
Speaker 1: webca I was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was on porn hub. It was really weird.
Speaker 1: A lot of camerasn't dar come out for it yet.
Speaker 3: But I haven't made any money either.
Speaker 1: No. I was with my boyfriend the time, and we
Speaker 1: were really poor, Like we used to go to this
Speaker 1: is really take me back. We used to go. We
Speaker 1: lived in a van, not a cute van, not these
Speaker 1: traveling vans. This was a moving van. Didn't even have
Speaker 1: windows and had a hard floor. Anyway, we used to
Speaker 1: go to pizza Hut for lunch or you can eat
Speaker 1: and take containers and steal the food and eat it
Speaker 1: throughout the week. But I feel like that's everyone in
Speaker 1: the twenties totally.
Speaker 3: But we signed up.
Speaker 1: We were like, we need money, so we signed up
Speaker 1: to these literally pharmaceutical drug tests. You had to go
Speaker 1: to this company and they paid. It wasn't even much.
Speaker 1: It was like one hundred pounds and you were literally
Speaker 1: trialing drugs. I'm very thankful now, but at the time,
Speaker 1: I was very upset. I got there one day and
Speaker 1: I had taken for my drug test trial. God knows
Speaker 1: what mutation I would have developed if I did it,
Speaker 1: and I had taken medication that morning that I didn't
Speaker 1: know I couldn't take, so it excluded me from the trial.
Speaker 3: So I didn't do it. But my boyfriend did it.
Speaker 1: He did. It explains a lot. Actually that's why I
Speaker 1: broke up. But yeah, you do get people do get
Speaker 1: paid for this kind of stuff. But I think when
Speaker 1: I'm looking at this, I think for me, I'm the avalanche.
Speaker 1: I think I just hit it really hard and then
Speaker 1: it comes down like I don't hit it. He hits
Speaker 1: it hard, but it hits hard together. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: I'm the avalanche. And then I also have the after
Speaker 1: shocks as well, So mine's not the one avalanche. Maybe
Speaker 1: you're a hybrid because you know how the avalanche goes
Speaker 1: down and sometimes it stops and then has another avalanche.
Speaker 2: Maybe just a continuous avalanche, and you're just someone who
Speaker 2: has multiple orgasms.
Speaker 1: I think we've established that before. Yeah, so I'm a
Speaker 1: multiple avalanche. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I have a
Speaker 1: continuous avalanche, whereas you're you're the volcano.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, just one eruption. It doesn't know multiple eruptions. Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: not that doesn't happen.
Speaker 3: I still would like you to try that a bit more.
Speaker 1: No, I've tried. I've tried. I swear everyone this is
Speaker 1: one of those things as well.
Speaker 2: The margarita think yeah that you know, you say you
Speaker 2: can't do it, and then people go, oh, but I'll
Speaker 2: be the one to change that, And then all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, you feel like your clip's getting rubbed off
Speaker 2: because they're still going for.
Speaker 1: It, and you're like, it's not gonna happen. Just trust me.
Speaker 1: But even within ten seconds, even ten seconds, can I
Speaker 1: orgasm get in ten seconds afterwards?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how I do it?
Speaker 1: What are you kidding? No?
Speaker 2: I cannot or no, no, if anything has to be
Speaker 2: like hours later, and then that's a multiple not like
Speaker 2: within the same session.
Speaker 3: No, mine, not all in the same session.
Speaker 1: Oh no, So then for how many minutes would you orgasm?
Speaker 1: Or I'll get my stopwatch out next time, I'll put
Speaker 1: my Apple Watch on. I mean, they're normal orgasms, but
Speaker 1: I could have over for how long?
Speaker 2: So like an orgasm? How many minutes or seconds is
Speaker 2: an orgasm last?
Speaker 1: For you? For one? Oh, I don't know, thirty seconds,
Speaker 1: a minute maybe max?
Speaker 3: And then I could have a minute break.
Speaker 1: I feel like mine, like twenty seconds you got.
Speaker 2: I feel so sorry, but you will have a one
Speaker 2: minute orgasm and then twenty seconds later you can have
Speaker 2: another minute orgasm. You are like, people need to research you.
Speaker 2: Get some probes on a dildo and use Britney Hockley.
Speaker 2: Please No, the second and.
Speaker 1: Third, and fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, they wouldn't
Speaker 1: be minute long.
Speaker 3: They would be ten second ones.
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, but I could have a twenty to thirty
Speaker 1: second break and.
Speaker 3: Then go again.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: It really is a real prop up for the guy.
Speaker 1: They just do it. God's work. Something else funny happened
Speaker 1: this week Keisha and I we drive to work every day.
Speaker 3: Basically, like we drive across Sydney.
Speaker 1: We can't pull you can go on the transit lane, Kisha, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we can go in the T two lane, which I
Speaker 1: didn't even know you could not do if you're one person.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I need to redo the road rules.
Speaker 1: Anyway, We're in the car and Keisha was saying, we're
Speaker 1: just talking about what we're doing this week and what
Speaker 1: we've got on and he's just like, oh, I'm going
Speaker 1: to the basketball tonight. I was like, you're basketball. I
Speaker 1: like it sounds fun. I was a way like going
Speaker 1: to basketball. She's like, I love basketball. I was like, Keisha,
Speaker 1: almost two years and you've never been to the basketball.
Speaker 1: You've been in my life pretty consistently for twenty four months.
Speaker 1: I have not ever heard you mentioned basketball. Spell basketball,
Speaker 1: watch basketball, go to the basketball. She's like, I love basketball.
Speaker 1: She's like I love basketball for a long time. And
Speaker 1: I was like, spit it out. There's someone there that
Speaker 1: you have a crush on. There's a player you have
Speaker 1: a crush on giving you an avalanche, or there's somebody
Speaker 1: there's somebody knew that you're dating that it's a basketball fan.
Speaker 1: I was like, tell me, and she goes, oh, you
Speaker 1: got me. It's one of the players. Now, all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, she's got this love of basketball. Do you
Speaker 1: know what she turned up in today? Basketball shorts and
Speaker 1: a jersey.
Speaker 2: She's wearing wearing basketball shorts, and she's got these big
Speaker 2: Michael Jordan's basketball shoes on. I have owned this clothing
Speaker 2: for years and for us also.
Speaker 1: I told you guys that I used to go to
Speaker 1: the basketball every week when I.
Speaker 2: Lived down in Bendigo. They used to give us courtside
Speaker 2: seats and we were there for the women's game.
Speaker 1: And then the man is great answer the question, do
Speaker 1: you or do you not have a crush on someone
Speaker 1: that plays basketball?
Speaker 2: Have you not, in the last two years ever spoken
Speaker 2: about basketball.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've spoken about it to you guys.
Speaker 1: I'll stop it there. Trying to slam dunks, just trying
Speaker 1: to get over the KO games on my phone, stream
Speaker 1: it to the TV. You have it on your background.
Speaker 1: She turned up to my house this morning doing the
Speaker 1: double dribble between the lenks. She brought a basketball and
Speaker 1: she was like, you're right. But it made me laugh
Speaker 1: because I know Keisha so well that I could see
Speaker 1: straight through it. I was like you've got a crush
Speaker 1: on someone you've developed. Even if you did love BASKETBA
Speaker 1: when you were twelve and you're in the local team,
Speaker 1: you've refound your love of basketball, which is fine because
Speaker 1: you have a bit of a love interest.
Speaker 2: Although Britt I would like to say, no, no, I'm
Speaker 2: not allowed to call the pot black here.
Speaker 1: The kettle whatever that's saying is some kettle pot black color.
Speaker 2: Because I think it's just what happens when you have
Speaker 2: a crush on someone. A lot of people will end
Speaker 2: up absorbing their interests and their likes, which is also
Speaker 2: maybe why you're very into soccer now, even though you've
Speaker 2: never liked soccer in your entire life.
Speaker 1: I'm not into so I don't go play soccer. I
Speaker 1: haven't even watched Ben. Actually I'm not so no, I've
Speaker 1: definitely done it in the past, and I'm only trying
Speaker 1: to watch soccer now so I can learn the rules,
Speaker 1: so I can show some respect to Ben and understand
Speaker 1: when he's talking to me, because at the moment, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I still did even get off side, Like I don't
Speaker 1: even get that basic stuff. So we asked, what thing
Speaker 1: did you pretend to be into? Because the person you
Speaker 1: liked was into it, So who did you try to
Speaker 1: morph into?
Speaker 2: This is something that I think a lot of people
Speaker 2: do without necessarily realizing it, or like we know that
Speaker 2: someone has like likes or interests and then we just,
Speaker 2: you know, start to get into the certain thing that
Speaker 2: they're into. Maybe it's like I dated a guy who
Speaker 2: run like a graphic design and like experiential. It was
Speaker 2: like he was in a website and stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: And I did graphic design at UNI, but I've never
Speaker 2: really been into graphic design like I did it as
Speaker 2: a university degree. I can do graphic design, but there
Speaker 2: are people who fucking live and breathe graphic design like
Speaker 2: that is their calling, that is their life. And I'll
Speaker 2: let me tell you, for that four years of my life,
Speaker 2: I pretend I went to graphic design conventions. I would
Speaker 2: go to graphic design galleries. I could not give a
Speaker 2: flying fuck about it, honestly, but like I absorbed all
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 1: I started spearfishing. I had a Rob Allen spear gun,
Speaker 1: I even know it, and I wore a weight belt
Speaker 1: and I started spearfishing, and I was a spearfisherman woman,
Speaker 1: speA fisherman woman, and I was petrified the whole time
Speaker 1: I was gonna get eaten by shark. I always thought
Speaker 1: something is cruel, and every time I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I have such fun so much fish, it's the best time.
Speaker 1: I lafe and I had like PTSD because I was
Speaker 1: like so traumatized.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, some of these chances that you have written
Speaker 2: in are absolutely hilarious, and I feel like we can
Speaker 2: all take solitude in the fact that, you know, we
Speaker 2: like to pretend like we like things so that we
Speaker 2: can be liked.
Speaker 1: It seems to be what happens anime.
Speaker 2: I hate cartoons, but I intended to really love anime
Speaker 2: because he was into it.
Speaker 1: Similarly, South Park and I had no idea how many
Speaker 1: episodes and seasons they were. Oh, that's an annoying one.
Speaker 1: He liked sucking my toes, and I pretended that I
Speaker 1: was into it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean like they don't take a kink. It's
Speaker 2: okay that you pretended to like it because he liked
Speaker 2: it so much.
Speaker 1: It's not like you were like, yeah, yeaes, then he's
Speaker 1: gonna think you like it all the time. She's gonna
Speaker 1: want to whipo his feet out all the time. Oh,
Speaker 1: I've got another one golf.
Speaker 2: I even helped him plan set up something in his
Speaker 2: garage that he could practice. But I fucking hate golf.
Speaker 1: Cricket the biggest regret of my life. These games go forever,
Speaker 1: sometimes days long, and I would rather watch grass grow.
Speaker 2: I used to read the paper every single day and
Speaker 2: ordered multiple subscriptions because my own husband was a journalist
Speaker 2: and I wanted him to think I was up with
Speaker 2: the news.
Speaker 1: Okay, Brazilian jiu jitsu, then I'm so niche. Then I'm
Speaker 1: so niche, And I found myself wrestling with sweaty strangers
Speaker 1: and I had to tap out literally and metaphorically. Okay,
Speaker 1: I did jiu jitsu as well because of the hot guy.
Speaker 1: I'm curiousy of like all of it.
Speaker 2: Why are we all so pathetic? Why do we do
Speaker 2: things that we hate because we want to be liked.
Speaker 3: I can actually recommend jiu jitsu to anyone else.
Speaker 1: Stop.
Speaker 3: No, but let me tell you if you.
Speaker 1: Were single and you want to meet someone, there is
Speaker 1: no better way. It is close combat. You wrestle men.
Speaker 1: They put their legs around your head, each other, full
Speaker 1: grown men that are into jiu jitsu. Yeah, but men, No,
Speaker 1: it's actually so hot, and the men and the women
Speaker 1: wrestle each other.
Speaker 3: You don't just have to wrestle women.
Speaker 1: So I went and I was like on the ground
Speaker 1: grappling with the hottest, sweatiest men.
Speaker 2: So if you're single, going to it, okay, Trekking. I
Speaker 2: fucking hate walking.
Speaker 1: Church.
Speaker 3: I even used to raise my hands during the worship,
Speaker 3: but I had no idea what it meant and what
Speaker 3: was going on.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I had a little bit of period of time where
Speaker 2: I went back to church because I like guy. I
Speaker 2: forgot about that youth group. I went to youth grow
Speaker 2: for a guy in my twenties. Yeah, youth group in
Speaker 2: your twenties that you're too old. Nineteen It must have
Speaker 2: been eighteen. I just finished school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a youth group.
Speaker 3: I was thirty.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what was wrong with it, but they
Speaker 1: said it was a problem. Tadoo's clearly a lifelong regret,
Speaker 1: because I've got lots that I don't even like. That's
Speaker 1: a shitty one because that's the regrets stamped into your skin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and a laser costs money to get rid.
Speaker 2: Of it, and her it sent us a long term
Speaker 2: last one for me camping now We've spent so much
Speaker 2: money on equipment, and I actually hate not having power
Speaker 2: or phone reception.
Speaker 1: That's fair. That's a big one, and I reckon that's
Speaker 1: a common one. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Pretending that you're into camping, and that also sucks because
Speaker 2: that takes up so much of your holidays. But all
Speaker 2: you want to be is it in a nice resort
Speaker 2: with the peanutolata by pool.
Speaker 1: Camp is really hard work. People think you just go
Speaker 1: and like put a tenter. You don't because I grew
Speaker 1: up in a camping family. I didn't see in a
Speaker 1: hotel till I was seventeen. Like we were camping, throw
Speaker 1: and through. It's a lot of effort because you've got
Speaker 1: to take every single thing you possibly need. You've got
Speaker 1: to erect it, keep it clean, keep the bugs out,
Speaker 1: sleep on the ground, cook your own food. It's just
Speaker 1: a lot. Yeah, so I understand, but I think there'd
Speaker 1: be a lot of people that would want to bond
Speaker 1: with their partner over it. This has got to be
Speaker 1: the best one. I developed a fake love for unicycles
Speaker 1: and bagpipes. What bagpots? Who wakes up one day and says,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I also love to play.
Speaker 2: The bagpopes or just listening to bagpipes. Yeah, just putting
Speaker 2: on Spotify and unicycles, you want to go for a ride?
Speaker 1: I do love the unicycle.
Speaker 2: Let me sit on my pogo stick on one wheel
Speaker 2: that I just so happened to also love. Oh dear, Look,
Speaker 2: I mean we are all guilty of this. But if
Speaker 2: you are truly taking on things that you hate to
Speaker 2: try and impress somebody to stop, it may be an
Speaker 2: indication that they're not your person.
Speaker 1: Also, you're allowed to have differences.
Speaker 3: Let them have their unicycle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good to have alone time. That's good to
Speaker 2: have independent hobbies. Okay, well this episode, I mean, like
Speaker 2: we said, normally, our Tuesday episode is our big and
Speaker 2: meaty one. But if you have come to the end
Speaker 2: of it and had a giggle, then it is time
Speaker 2: to go and have a listen to Adam Lambert's interview,
Speaker 2: which we dropped on Friday. It's episode number eighteen. Keisha's
Speaker 2: looking it up. Think it's Look, it's just not the
Speaker 2: last one, because that's the pickup. Just google Adam Lambert,
Speaker 2: go and have a listen. It's a bloody good interview.
Speaker 2: There's so many parts of this that I loved. I
Speaker 2: loved what an incredibly humble person he is, how generous
Speaker 2: he was with his time. Honestly, I know you make
Speaker 2: jokes about it, Britt saying that I was trying to
Speaker 2: trap him there, but he couldn't get rid of We
Speaker 2: couldn't like he just wanted to be there and to give,
Speaker 2: and he gave such to the questions that were asked.
Speaker 1: He gave such thoughtful answers.
Speaker 2: And I think sometimes when you meet such superstar celebrities,
Speaker 2: you expect that they're going to be standoff as you
Speaker 2: expect that they're going to be high maintenance.
Speaker 1: We also expect that they have their answers ready to
Speaker 1: go that are standard, that are the same for everybody.
Speaker 1: But I didn't feel that with Adam. I felt like
Speaker 1: he was really digging deep and giving us very specific
Speaker 1: individual answers. He told us some things where he's like,
Speaker 1: I haven't actually said that before. He was very generous
Speaker 1: with his information at his time, and we loved it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it was everything. We covered everything from his sexuality,
Speaker 2: from his relationship with his family, with his parents, we
Speaker 2: covered how he got into his music career, but then
Speaker 2: also that transition from going from being this huge reality
Speaker 2: TV style off the back of American Idol into his
Speaker 2: now position as the frontman lead singer for Queen. It
Speaker 2: is an amazing story. He's an amazing man and we'd
Speaker 2: love it for you to go listen to it.
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