WEBVTT - Ocean Wave, Volcano or Avalanche; Which Type Are You? 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:03.800 Lifelun Cut acknowledges the traditional custodians of country whose lands 0:00:03.840 --> 0:00:06.560 were never seated. We pay our respects to their elders 0:00:06.559 --> 0:00:07.600 past and present. 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:11.399 Always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. This episode was 0:00:11.440 --> 0:00:24.160 recorded on de rug Wallamuta Land. Hi guys, and welcome 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:26.720 back to another episode of Life Uncut. I'm Laura and 0:00:26.760 --> 0:00:30.240 I'm Brittany, and well we dropped a sneaky little bonus 0:00:30.280 --> 0:00:31.320 episode on Friday. 0:00:31.560 --> 0:00:35.519 Did we did? We spend too much time together? The 0:00:35.520 --> 0:00:38.479 one went finishing each other's sentence. We dropped what I 0:00:38.479 --> 0:00:40.320 I mean? I didn't think it was that original, but 0:00:40.320 --> 0:00:41.800 I felt like I came out with a really. 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:43.400 Good title, The King of Queen. 0:00:43.520 --> 0:00:45.080 I thought I was pretty pipe, but you were saying 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:46.640 that the interview was an original, and I was like, 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:47.200 spick yourself. 0:00:47.200 --> 0:00:49.200 Britain was pretty bloody good. I was about to introduce 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:50.600 him and I was like, I was really proud that 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:52.519 I came up with the King of Queen. I just 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:54.120 sought was very clever, but it's probably been used one 0:00:54.160 --> 0:00:56.040 hundred times before. But we did have the King of 0:00:56.120 --> 0:00:59.480 Queen literally the band Queen Adam Lambert. He did come 0:00:59.480 --> 0:01:02.120 and join us, meaning we dropped a bonus episode on 0:01:02.160 --> 0:01:05.240 Friday because we had to fit in with his touring 0:01:05.280 --> 0:01:08.320 schedule and his publicity schedule, so we went rogue and 0:01:08.400 --> 0:01:11.319 dropped Tuesday's episode a little bit early. So if you 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:13.360 haven't listened to that, it's in the Feet a couple 0:01:13.400 --> 0:01:15.039 of days ago. We'll put a link in our show notes. 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:19.119 But he was just amazing. I could have spoken to him. 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:21.000 I think, Laura, I think you wanted to lock him 0:01:21.000 --> 0:01:22.640 in the room. You have not want to let him out. 0:01:22.680 --> 0:01:22.880 I did. 0:01:22.920 --> 0:01:24.440 I was like, let's all go and have margaritas and 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:25.880 be best friends. And he was like, let's not. And 0:01:25.880 --> 0:01:27.119 I was like, okay, cool, and. 0:01:27.080 --> 0:01:29.560 Then we accidentally did so I didn't tell him produce 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:31.360 a kh to night. When the interview was over and 0:01:31.360 --> 0:01:34.600 we left, everyone left. It was the biggest day, right, 0:01:34.640 --> 0:01:36.200 We had been NonStop. You had to go home and 0:01:36.200 --> 0:01:38.400 get the kids. It was like six thirty. And I 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:41.880 was like, I would murder a marguerite. No, because I 0:01:41.880 --> 0:01:47.440 hate margeritas. Who hates margaritas. It's controversial, I know, and 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:50.160 every time I say I hate a Margarita, someone comes 0:01:50.200 --> 0:01:51.840 for you. No, but you know what they say, There's 0:01:51.880 --> 0:01:56.200 no way just taste it. I'm like, God, I'm like, 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:59.360 I've tasted it, like but maybe you've never had a 0:01:59.360 --> 0:01:59.720 good one. 0:01:59.760 --> 0:02:01.400 But you know what, I still taste it. 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:04.360 I'm like, all right, maybe maybe the time has come 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:07.680 where my taste buds for bold and I'll taste the margarita. 0:02:08.320 --> 0:02:10.680 I never like it. It doesn't matter, and it's it's a 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:12.880 shame because it's my sister Sherry's favorite dream. Do you 0:02:12.960 --> 0:02:13.480 know what it's like. 0:02:13.560 --> 0:02:15.160 It's like when a woman says I don't like anal 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:16.280 sex and I guys to try it. 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:17.600 Just try it, you'll like it. 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:19.920 Let me put different, will go slow, just let me 0:02:19.919 --> 0:02:22.760 put a tip in, like we'll warm it up, plenty 0:02:22.760 --> 0:02:23.080 of loop. 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:25.200 It's exactly the same. 0:02:25.240 --> 0:02:27.080 It's very similar, identical. 0:02:27.240 --> 0:02:29.360 It's a shame because I love that we're really getting 0:02:29.360 --> 0:02:31.639 into the drink chat. It's a shame because a lot 0:02:31.639 --> 0:02:35.240 of places you go for some reason, margaritas are like 0:02:35.720 --> 0:02:37.120 the two for one thing. You know, when you go 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:38.720 to a lot of bars, they're like, oh, it's happy hour, 0:02:38.800 --> 0:02:40.959 it's two to one margaritas. I just feel like I 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:41.919 always miss out. 0:02:41.880 --> 0:02:44.480 And the reason for that is because it literally everybody 0:02:44.560 --> 0:02:46.519 except for Brittney Hockley loves them, and so there's gonna 0:02:46.520 --> 0:02:48.000 be like ten people are going to slide into my 0:02:48.120 --> 0:02:49.919 DMS now and be like, it's not dress bread A's 0:02:49.960 --> 0:02:51.919 me too. If you don't like margaaritas, this is not 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:55.440 a personal attack. I'm sorry, You're okay. So my main 0:02:55.440 --> 0:02:58.240 safety numbers. Well, I know, Laura, yours is a margretor. 0:02:58.320 --> 0:03:01.040 It's you'll always go straight to the Margi. It used 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:03.760 to be a Negroni, but now it's a margarita because 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:06.120 if I have one Digroni, I think I will die. 0:03:06.560 --> 0:03:09.440 I never really so strong. He's looking at me like what, 0:03:09.520 --> 0:03:12.079 I will literally drink one Dagroni and then I'll get blackout, 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:13.040 drunk and die. 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:18.560 It's for me, nothing against Nigronie. It's a strange choice 0:03:18.600 --> 0:03:21.399 of drink for you. Like I never relicious. I never 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:23.800 would have if I was a compatibility test. How well 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:25.160 do you know, Laura, I wouldn't have linked you to 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:27.520 the Nigroni. It used to be my number one drink. 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:30.560 Did you do that because your partner at the time 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:32.560 was agroni drinker? Because this is going to tie into 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:35.520 something we're doing, did you start drinking? Don't lie to me, No, 0:03:35.760 --> 0:03:36.240 I didn't. 0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:39.520 I stopped drinking NIGRONI is because I was getting blackout drunk. 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:42.120 But I know where we're getting to and we're steam 0:03:42.200 --> 0:03:45.520 rolling ahead. But also not only are we steam rolling ahead, 0:03:45.560 --> 0:03:48.240 we've completely hijacked this intro about Adam Lambert to talk 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:49.240 about margaritas. 0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:51.720 Yeah, but I think that's okay. It's a really natural okay. 0:03:51.720 --> 0:03:53.680 So where I was going with that is I said 0:03:53.680 --> 0:03:56.560 to Keisha, I could murder an Ammaruto sour or like 0:03:56.600 --> 0:03:57.160 you my teamy. 0:03:57.240 --> 0:03:58.000 Yeah, there my go to. 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:00.960 So we went outside to this little rooftop bar and 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:03.720 we had just finished the record with Adam, and we 0:04:03.800 --> 0:04:05.560 walk out and Adam is sitting there having a drink, 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:06.920 and I was like, oh my god, this is so 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:09.360 embarrassing because he thinks we've just followed him to have it. 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:11.800 So I put my hand up, like I put my 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:13.440 hand up as a barrier, and I walked past him 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:16.080 with my hands up, but purposely I need to start laughing. 0:04:16.120 --> 0:04:17.640 We had a little drink, we said hello, but then 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:20.640 we it was that awkward moment where we're like, he's 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:23.120 a superstar. We just spent two hours with him, and 0:04:23.160 --> 0:04:25.120 now we hear having a drink and he thinks we've 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:27.440 come for him, but we haven't. So we spoke and 0:04:27.440 --> 0:04:29.200 then we just went and sat at another table, but 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:31.159 it was right next to them, and we just like 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:32.559 waved at them the whole time. 0:04:32.760 --> 0:04:35.560 Because, to be fair, he did say he was going 0:04:35.600 --> 0:04:39.240 for a drink. Why are these bitches following? 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:41.560 I did not hand on heart. I don't know if 0:04:41.600 --> 0:04:43.760 it's because I'm deaf. I did not hear him say 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:45.160 they were going for a drink. I thought they were 0:04:45.160 --> 0:04:47.200 just getting on with their publicity tour. And I did 0:04:47.200 --> 0:04:49.520 not even know they were still there, or I wouldn't 0:04:49.560 --> 0:04:52.440 have done it because it was so awkward. That's okay. 0:04:52.560 --> 0:04:54.359 I really enjoyed the story you put up where you 0:04:54.360 --> 0:04:55.719 were sitting across from him. 0:04:55.640 --> 0:04:57.640 And he had it back to you because we were like, okay, 0:04:57.680 --> 0:04:59.520 we're just going to go sit over here now, and 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:01.359 we just like two meters away from because it was 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:02.400 the only other free table there. 0:05:02.400 --> 0:05:03.080 It was pretty funny. 0:05:03.080 --> 0:05:05.039 The reason why we're telling you about this is because 0:05:05.240 --> 0:05:07.720 so this is a bit of a different Tuesday episode. Normally, 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:11.960 our Tuesday episodes are our big, thick, meaty episodes, but 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:14.120 the core of this episode, the heart of It, the 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:16.880 Heart and Soul Adam Lambert that was dropped on Friday, 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:19.680 And like Britz said, all of the links and everything 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:21.840 else are in the show notes, so please go and 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:24.680 listen to that. After you have listened to this saucy 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:27.240 little number. We'll figure out what it is as we go. Nah, 0:05:27.240 --> 0:05:28.360 we got some fun stuff for this. 0:05:28.520 --> 0:05:29.120 Do you know what? 0:05:29.160 --> 0:05:31.000 I wanted to tell you something that happened to me 0:05:31.640 --> 0:05:34.800 because it was probably the most embarrassing. I mean, it's 0:05:34.839 --> 0:05:37.080 my own little accidentally unfiltered, and it's been a while 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:39.200 since we've done and accidently unfiltered on the podcast. 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:41.680 Okay here, so everyone. 0:05:41.279 --> 0:05:43.919 This is probably too much information for y'all, but I 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:47.760 asked that literally, not the basis of every episode. Yeah, 0:05:47.880 --> 0:05:50.120 you have told them about the pinky and the stinky. 0:05:50.240 --> 0:05:51.840 I think we can continue on with it. 0:05:51.880 --> 0:05:54.279 To be fair, this does have to do with my 0:05:54.279 --> 0:05:57.760 my bow movement, so I mean, it could only get worse, 0:05:57.800 --> 0:06:00.160 to tell you the truth. So, I have been having 0:06:00.400 --> 0:06:06.280 some issues recently, h the poopa with my gastro intestinal 0:06:06.360 --> 0:06:08.839 area whatever you'd want to call it the poopy, but yeah, 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:12.760 no with not yet whatever, Okay, like graphic, So I 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:14.919 went to the doctors and I got a referral to 0:06:15.000 --> 0:06:19.080 a gastro entrologist is something called correct gastro and trologist. Yeah, 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:22.640 did the pood dance. So I went to the Pooh doctor. Anyway, 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:25.120 they are impossible to get into for starters. I've been 0:06:25.200 --> 0:06:27.640 waiting for this appointment since December. 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:29.679 I mean, if anything, that should make you feel better 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:31.839 because there's that many people out there that are also 0:06:31.920 --> 0:06:34.800 having problems, like so you're not alone. No, I feel 0:06:34.839 --> 0:06:35.960 really safe in numbers. 0:06:36.120 --> 0:06:40.359 So I go into this appointment on Friday and the 0:06:40.560 --> 0:06:43.920 doctor is like this attractive I would say, like late 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:45.840 thirty year old guy, and a part of. 0:06:45.800 --> 0:06:47.240 Me, like when he came out to the waiting room, 0:06:47.320 --> 0:06:49.400 was like, hello, Laura Burn, can you come in? I 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:52.720 was like, fuck, why couldn't you just be an old man? 0:06:53.040 --> 0:06:56.200 Like why don't you be so old and so like 0:06:56.560 --> 0:06:58.599 non attractive to me. I don't want to sit in 0:06:58.640 --> 0:07:00.600 a small room and talk about my Pooh with you. 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:02.440 I can see Keisha over there and being like was 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:03.159 he single? 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:13.320 I think I need my budget. All of a sudden, 0:07:13.360 --> 0:07:14.960 Keisha said the doctor be like I have a lot 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:22.520 of so anyway, BONDI junction if anyone's interested. So I yeah. 0:07:22.560 --> 0:07:24.360 So I walk into the room and I sit down, 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:28.360 and you know, he's lovely, he's pleasant, he's very doctorly 0:07:28.560 --> 0:07:32.080 and you know, very serious about it all. And he 0:07:32.200 --> 0:07:35.200 asked me questions, which it's so uncomfortable because you're literally 0:07:35.320 --> 0:07:38.480 describing the consistency of your pooh that's what you've got 0:07:38.520 --> 0:07:39.080 to do to this. 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:40.160 Poor pooh doctor. 0:07:40.240 --> 0:07:41.720 I have been there, yes, And I was like, oh, 0:07:41.760 --> 0:07:42.760 this is so awkward for me. 0:07:42.800 --> 0:07:44.600 I'm so sorry, and he's like, don't worry, I'm so 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:48.720 used to it anyway. So I am mid describing what 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:51.280 it is like to go to the toilet. 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:52.320 The consistency in what you've seen. 0:07:52.960 --> 0:07:55.040 Yeah, and then he just has this moment where he 0:07:55.040 --> 0:07:59.520 looks at me and he goes, oh, I've got it, 0:08:00.480 --> 0:08:02.200 And I was like, what in like me. 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:04.080 You know what's wrong with you know? Yeah? 0:08:04.160 --> 0:08:07.360 He goes, I know where I know you from. You're 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:10.640 on the project. You're on the project last year, won't 0:08:10.720 --> 0:08:12.880 you I know? That's no, no, not me. 0:08:13.320 --> 0:08:16.120 And I was like, why why did you need to 0:08:16.160 --> 0:08:19.200 say that? Why couldn't you just pretend like you did 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:20.080 not know who I am? 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:22.520 Like, this is already as awkward as possible for me. 0:08:22.560 --> 0:08:24.760 I'm talking to you about my poops, so now you're like, 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:26.000 I know everything about you. 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:28.880 So I literally yeah, I literally went from being like, oh, 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:30.840 so it's kind of like this shape and then I 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:34.040 was like, yeah, what she is like an octagon? 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:35.480 You know it's long. 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:37.679 And I was like, yeah, so yeah, I did a 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:41.679 couple of feeling spots last year, like it was really fun. Yeah, 0:08:41.800 --> 0:08:43.280 Lisa Wilkinson's really nice. 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:46.240 Yep. Sometimes there is corn in there yep. Also it 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:47.160 was so confusing. 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:49.760 It was honestly, I don't like and this is not 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:52.720 me being like I got recognized, yeah and so popular. 0:08:52.960 --> 0:08:56.080 Like I never ever get recognized by men. I rarely 0:08:56.120 --> 0:08:58.200 get recognized by women, and when I do, it's usually 0:08:58.240 --> 0:09:01.079 like moms in the parks or young girls talking about 0:09:01.120 --> 0:09:02.400 their messed up ex. 0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:04.960 Boyfriends a hot poop doctor. Never have I. 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:07.719 Ever been recognized by a guy, and certainly not one 0:09:07.760 --> 0:09:10.240 when I was meet at talking about pooh. 0:09:10.440 --> 0:09:13.480 Well, I sort of got recognized in an unfortunate moment, 0:09:13.480 --> 0:09:15.760 but I don't know the unfortunate moments. So on the weekend, 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:17.800 I flew up to the Gold Coaster see my family, 0:09:17.880 --> 0:09:20.080 and I'm I mean, you guys know, I'm not telling 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:22.040 you anything new, but like, if I have a spare second, 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:22.920 I'm facetimeing Ben. 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:25.040 We just we find the time. 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:28.079 To fash because we only have the mornings and the 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:31.000 nights in terms of when one of miss is awake. Anyway, 0:09:31.920 --> 0:09:33.720 no one said anything to but I was facetiming at 0:09:33.760 --> 0:09:36.760 the airport, and I don't know. Sometimes we sexy FaceTime, 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:39.640 like we talk something about what we're gonna do sometime airport, 0:09:40.320 --> 0:09:42.280 just all the time, just in conversations because you know, 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:46.560 it's really detrimental. The new EarPods are so good because 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:49.240 they're noise canceling, so you talk louder than you realize 0:09:49.280 --> 0:09:50.200 when they're in wait. 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:52.840 But so would you sexy talk when you're out in 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:54.119 public around people. 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:56.960 Well not sexy, but not sexy talk like we're not sexty. Okay, 0:09:57.960 --> 0:09:59.240 give me a little bit of that. So maybe you'd 0:09:59.280 --> 0:10:01.280 be like, oh, I kind of think maybe you'd be like, 0:10:01.320 --> 0:10:03.240 oh my god, I can't wait to see you, or 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:08.320 like I'm so horny whatever. They are very different. I 0:10:08.320 --> 0:10:11.320 can't wait to see you, I am so well because no, 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:13.400 I can't wait to see It's like Miss, because there's cutesies. 0:10:13.480 --> 0:10:15.120 It's I wait to see you, miss you, but then 0:10:15.160 --> 0:10:18.640 there's like, oh, like you know, I would never actually 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:21.080 say this, but I would tear you apart. 0:10:21.160 --> 0:10:23.680 I can always say, will you get into the horny 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:26.240 chat when you were literally at an airport waiting for 0:10:26.240 --> 0:10:26.880 a connecting fly? 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:28.920 Well, I would. I'll show you what I would do, right, 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:31.840 just see my phone's here. I'd look around and I'd 0:10:31.840 --> 0:10:35.040 be like, I am so horny, I'm going to eat, 0:10:35.160 --> 0:10:36.719 and I would just like whisper it to him and 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:38.679 would be like looking around really cute, you know, like 0:10:38.720 --> 0:10:40.520 just stuff like that. But it's not common. But what 0:10:40.559 --> 0:10:43.760 I'm saying is we talk about all sorts of stuff 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:45.719 on a FaceTime, right, So it could be fun, it 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:46.400 could be cutesies. 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:47.760 It could also be like we call each other. 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:50.040 You guys know, I call my dog Delilah squid, but 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:51.480 Ben and I call each other squids. 0:10:51.960 --> 0:10:53.880 We're like, love you squids. It's just a nickname. 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:57.160 You gave me ship the other week because I said 0:10:57.160 --> 0:10:59.040 that every self and I call that bub and you 0:10:59.080 --> 0:10:59.439 were like. 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:01.120 It's I hate bub. 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:03.360 I still hate hay squidty I stand by that he 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:07.120 squid statement. Yes, squid it's funny and it's cute. I 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:10.960 don't remember what we were talking about, but I got 0:11:11.040 --> 0:11:13.320 an message from a girl saying, oh, I recognized you 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:14.920 were sitting behind you on the plane, but I didn't 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:16.880 want to say anything because you were on. 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:17.880 FaceTime to Ben. 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:20.320 And I was like, oh my god, what was I saying? 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:22.160 And I said to Ben what were we talking about? 0:11:22.200 --> 0:11:25.120 And He's like, you definitely mentioned like that you can't 0:11:25.120 --> 0:11:26.720 wait to get here. And I was like, did she 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:29.240 did this poor innocent girl sit on the plane because 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:31.200 I didn't have anyone next to me? How are you 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:34.360 facetiming on a plane? Was this like before before? No? 0:11:34.440 --> 0:11:38.319 Yeah, I was like, free WiFi connection and there's Britt 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:39.480 facetiming in the middle of the plane. 0:11:39.480 --> 0:11:41.880 And it made me realize that she probably just listened 0:11:41.880 --> 0:11:46.280 into a very intimate, sexy conversation without me even knowing. Fine, fine, 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:48.000 people pay for that. But it made me think I 0:11:48.000 --> 0:11:50.840 need to be way more aware of walking around what 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:51.960 I'm doing and saying. 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:54.440 On the pane. And sometimes we'll both be like, oh no, 0:11:54.520 --> 0:11:55.439 that's too much for sure. 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:01.439 Oh no, go you tell us what you sometimes say. No, 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:03.000 sometimes you'll kill me. 0:12:03.040 --> 0:12:04.160 It's not saying no. 0:12:04.400 --> 0:12:07.040 Sometimes like when I'm if it's in the afternoon, it's 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:08.840 when he's just working up, and so like he'll get up, 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:10.439 he'll be naked and he'll just like be going to 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:12.040 the shower, walking around and I'm my face something just 0:12:12.080 --> 0:12:13.920 walking around naked, and I'm like, people could just look 0:12:13.960 --> 0:12:15.960 over my shoulder. So I've got to stop doing that 0:12:16.000 --> 0:12:20.280 now and public because people got bible and bend in 0:12:20.320 --> 0:12:22.480 the nod. Anyway, that was my That was the only 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:24.240 time I got rack. It sounds like you've had a 0:12:24.280 --> 0:12:28.079 wild weekend also, well, speaking of sexy times, so it's 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:31.240 actually like a great unintentional natural segue. 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:32.959 We want to talk about orgasms? 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:35.280 Yeah, yeah, when was the last time you had one? 0:12:36.480 --> 0:12:37.320 It's been a while. 0:12:37.559 --> 0:12:40.200 You don't even happen on your own in the privacy 0:12:40.200 --> 0:12:43.520 of your own home, Yes, but nowhere for me, it's 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:47.679 nowhere near as good really, no way, does not even 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:51.440 come close. Why is that so you're saying if you 0:12:51.480 --> 0:12:54.280 ought to do it yourself, it can't even come as close. 0:12:54.440 --> 0:12:56.600 You can't even set to the same level of orgasm 0:12:56.600 --> 0:12:59.440 as what sex does. Correct. Wow, yeah, yeah, don't have 0:12:59.480 --> 0:13:00.240 that problem. 0:13:00.000 --> 0:13:02.880 Because really, so do you do it? Better on your own. 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:06.560 Oh like same, same, same, really, I mean, like, obviously 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:09.880 I enjoy sex more because there's another participant in the room, 0:13:11.240 --> 0:13:13.960 but like I can get myself to as equally as 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:15.320 enjoyable orgasm on my own. 0:13:15.440 --> 0:13:17.559 Yeah, everyone, are you all shocked? Like everyone in the 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:20.640 room is looking like producing are you do you need 0:13:20.640 --> 0:13:21.560 another participant? 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:24.880 I'm so jealous of you being able to get mina 0:13:25.040 --> 0:13:29.040 not even like, oh if you massive bait's not even 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:29.480 twenty percent? 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:31.920 Yeah, like what about if you're using a toy? 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:33.640 No, that's what I'm doing. 0:13:34.000 --> 0:13:37.239 It just doesn't hit the same, like physically, literally memorically, 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:40.839 it does not hit the same. I'm really jealous of that. 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:44.840 Like, as a single person, I am so deeply fellous 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:47.680 that yours are just as good on your own time. 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:49.360 Well, trust me, as a mum of two kids, I 0:13:49.400 --> 0:13:52.160 deserve it. I deserve it. But this is you're also 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:54.720 speaking to someone that like will orgasm in two minutes 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:56.040 with Matt, Like you're just in and out. 0:13:56.080 --> 0:13:56.760 You know what it is? 0:13:56.960 --> 0:13:59.040 I can Well, I can make myself orgasm in two minutes. 0:13:59.080 --> 0:13:59.839 Could you do it right now? 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:02.040 Well, not in front of you all, It's not still 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:04.520 a social experiment. Like sitting here in front of the camera. 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:06.760 It's not a porno. 0:14:07.400 --> 0:14:09.160 No, I don't want you to actually do it, but like, 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:10.840 do you feel like you could do it in any 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:13.440 environment anywhere in two minutes or do you need to 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:16.520 really have worked yourself up in the day. Nah? No, 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:17.520 I could do it pretty much. 0:14:18.200 --> 0:14:19.920 I could probably go to the cubicle and do it, 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:21.840 like if you wanted me to go to a public toilet. 0:14:22.400 --> 0:14:24.720 I mean, not the setting, not the atmosphere that I 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:26.560 would normally like, but I probably think. 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:31.040 That's what that noise was. It's perfect stress relief. Guy. 0:14:31.200 --> 0:14:33.480 This is why before every record Lauri's I could to 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:36.520 duck to the toilet. 0:14:34.800 --> 0:14:40.520 She's got a nut one out, all right. 0:14:40.560 --> 0:14:41.280 Well, the reason why. 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:43.080 We're talking about this is because there was a research 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:45.640 study that was recently done. I mean sometimes I question 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:47.080 where these research studies come from. 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:48.880 Well, produce a keisha brings a lot and that it 0:14:48.920 --> 0:14:50.120 is questionable. 0:14:49.680 --> 0:14:51.720 Okay, but it is around how women have different types 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:53.960 of orgasms. Now, the reason why I thought that this 0:14:54.120 --> 0:14:55.920 was kind of, I mean a little bit different to 0:14:55.920 --> 0:14:57.760 something that we've talked about in the past is because 0:14:58.080 --> 0:15:01.080 I think traditionally, when you talk about types of orgasms. 0:15:01.080 --> 0:15:04.960 People will think of an internal orgasm or a clitoral orgasm, 0:15:05.240 --> 0:15:07.240 or I don't even know what, there's plenty of others. Well, 0:15:07.280 --> 0:15:08.480 I have always thought of the two. 0:15:08.720 --> 0:15:10.560 I've always thought you can an orgasm from the clip, 0:15:10.640 --> 0:15:12.640 or you can orgasm inside the g spot that I've 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:13.520 always thought that. 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:16.600 Well, apparently there's different types in terms of like the 0:15:16.640 --> 0:15:19.840 way that I experience an orgasm is very different to 0:15:19.960 --> 0:15:23.040 the way that you may experience an orgasm. However, collectively, 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:25.760 they've put them into three different baskets, so three different 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:28.280 types of orgasms. And the reason why this is so 0:15:28.440 --> 0:15:32.520 unique is because it turns out that of these three types, 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:35.720 each woman will experience one type of this orgasm. And 0:15:35.720 --> 0:15:38.720 it's like, that is how you experience an orgasm, and 0:15:38.760 --> 0:15:42.119 it doesn't change from time to time or relationship to relationship. 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:44.600 It is that each person has a unique. 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:47.680 Way in which their body actually goes through the motions 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:48.440 of an orgasm. 0:15:48.640 --> 0:15:51.000 Well, the way they did this, I think it's pretty interesting. 0:15:51.200 --> 0:15:53.840 They had like a vibrated dildo thing and they got 0:15:53.880 --> 0:15:57.640 people to masturbate with it, and it recorded things like 0:15:57.760 --> 0:15:59.840 the pressure from the pelvic floor, so like the con 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:03.440 tractions and also the temperature. So they're trying to work 0:16:03.480 --> 0:16:06.560 out for each individual when they're at their climax and 0:16:06.600 --> 0:16:10.960 they're orgasmine physiologically, like, what is actually happening because you 0:16:10.960 --> 0:16:14.920 could still say, I only orgasm from the clitteris, but 0:16:15.000 --> 0:16:16.960 we still don't know what that means. We don't know 0:16:17.000 --> 0:16:19.560 what the contractions are or what's happening there. So this 0:16:19.600 --> 0:16:21.800 is really interesting that they had these people test it 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:24.640