Speaker 1: Got anything good.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: It's the Christian O'Connell Show. Welcome to the weekend. Happy Friday, Jack.
Speaker 4: Good to see Christian, Patsy, and.
Speaker 5: Happy early Mother's Day.
Speaker 1: Patch, Thank you too.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, if you look at.
Speaker 1: The beautiful Sarah as we well, I've nearly forgotten because.
Speaker 3: You've made nothing worse forgetting someone's name right this week,
Speaker 3: had to go and do a podcast. Was a guest
Speaker 3: on someone's podcast, right, and we spent two and half
Speaker 3: hours together. She said goodbye and she went to see
Speaker 3: you letter Jack to me and then she was and
Speaker 3: I was the lift door was closing. I actually opened
Speaker 3: about what did you think? Is that my the podcast?
Speaker 5: You thought you're chatting to Jack bost She said, no,
Speaker 5: you're Christian, and then she went, I'm Jack. No, No,
Speaker 5: you're neither. Was a Jack. Oh you know this person,
Speaker 5: she'ld be horrified if you will. Did she think she
Speaker 5: was chatting to? All? Right?
Speaker 3: What is everyone's weekend plans? Obviously you're looking forward to
Speaker 3: Mother's Day?
Speaker 1: Yes, I am picking Audrey up from you enjoying Mother's Day.
Speaker 1: I do, actually yeah I do.
Speaker 3: But you know a great mum. I hope you really
Speaker 3: really feel just what great mum you are on Sunday.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, it'll be lovely. I'm just delighted that
Speaker 1: I get to celebrate it because for so many years
Speaker 1: I couldn't and finally I'm a mummy. That's the best
Speaker 1: bit of it. But yeah, picking up from camp at
Speaker 1: school today, oh.
Speaker 3: Got good luck with that. They are so grumpy as
Speaker 3: mums and dance. You're always so excited. You've missed them
Speaker 3: for a couple of days. And all the mums and
Speaker 3: dads are there. You're all jocking for position. The coach
Speaker 3: pulls up, they literally just face pot.
Speaker 5: And they go. You would go, hey, they don't want
Speaker 5: to hugu you. They do that thing with their arms
Speaker 5: byther's side and they go, just don't make it wed,
Speaker 5: just in the car and just get in the car.
Speaker 3: They would text me sometings going, don't get out the car.
Speaker 3: I'm going to get out the car.
Speaker 5: Don't get the car.
Speaker 4: We used to do that to my mum. So we
Speaker 4: used to catch a bus every day from school. Every
Speaker 4: now and again, when MoMA's home, she go, I'll pick
Speaker 4: you up from the School's a nice trade and we
Speaker 4: had a location, yeah, to score.
Speaker 5: Eight suburbs away.
Speaker 4: Don't show your faces like.
Speaker 5: A season criminal and family shame.
Speaker 1: Like you're on the wrong. She's told me we're to
Speaker 1: park yeah, and she said, I won't have my phone
Speaker 1: to remind you. So remember you need to be right right.
Speaker 5: Next to that coach on purpose, just to annoy me.
Speaker 4: I forgot im put in front of them as they're
Speaker 4: coming down.
Speaker 5: Make a sign and everything, you know, go the other way,
Speaker 5: I said, you know.
Speaker 1: And they were off to Gracie Abrahms tonight, So she'll
Speaker 1: in a fine moods.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's a big that's a long day.
Speaker 3: You go into that as well? I am bloody hell
Speaker 3: do you go into all the gigs with her? Not
Speaker 3: all of them can undercover, mum.
Speaker 5: Aren't you.
Speaker 1: Chris and I do share it out a bit.
Speaker 5: That's a tough weekend for you and mother's study. You
Speaker 5: have to go and yeah, what.
Speaker 3: Are you up to this weekend? Practicing magic tricksy my magic.
Speaker 4: I'll be spending a lovely Mother's Day with Bianca, but
Speaker 4: also Mother's Day afternoon, I've got to trim a tree
Speaker 4: with my mate who works at Kennard's Rich He's bringing
Speaker 4: around a scissor lift and a pulse.
Speaker 5: Or your kidding. Yeah, those pulsals are dangerous.
Speaker 4: I know, did you pay a pro He's going to
Speaker 4: do most of it.
Speaker 5: I'm what are you doing? Operate? I would not trust
Speaker 5: you with up and down buttons.
Speaker 4: I guess I throw away the branches he throws down.
Speaker 5: You're like, that's a work.
Speaker 3: Experienced kids just sort of lolling around kicking leaves at
Speaker 3: the bottom.
Speaker 4: But for the first time ever had that experience where
Speaker 4: you have to go knock on a neighbor's door and say, hey,
Speaker 4: your tree is over hanging on our side.
Speaker 5: To become people can fall out over that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was really nervous to do it, but he
Speaker 4: ended up being a really friendly guy, and he was
Speaker 4: the one that said, oh, you should get a sizzle
Speaker 4: list lift and do it yourself.
Speaker 1: If it's his tree hanging over yours, he should be
Speaker 1: doing it. Should be doing it.
Speaker 5: No, yes, especially is he on your left, because it's
Speaker 5: one side.
Speaker 4: He's over the back. Oh, I'm not going to make
Speaker 4: him come and cut the tree branches on. Well, I
Speaker 4: would say, Chris, come around, you know one.
Speaker 3: The ones that fall on your side. Throw real petty
Speaker 3: before I mean, to this day of a territorial dispute.
Speaker 4: I have to live next to these people for how
Speaker 4: who knows how.
Speaker 5: You out there, Maybe it's a nice, nice sunny afternoon,
Speaker 5: you've got your Mother's day that say, someone's loving great
Speaker 5: tree trunks and bowels of trees.
Speaker 4: So I think it's even if illegally you can force
Speaker 4: them to come and cut the trees, I think you
Speaker 4: should do it yourself, just for decorum.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're right, You're right.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show Podcast Friday Morning.
Speaker 3: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell's Show, where every Friday we
Speaker 3: do a thing called double thumbs Up. We go around
Speaker 3: the team, we talk about the things we're really into
Speaker 3: at the moment.
Speaker 5: There is a TV show that feels like they've.
Speaker 3: Crunched some kind of algorithm and it is for people
Speaker 3: my age and Patsy's. It is a perfect midlife comedy
Speaker 3: called four Seasons, brand new Netflix. It is the bigges
Speaker 3: show on Netflix right now for a reason. It's written
Speaker 3: and directed by Tina. Also on the Stars and what
Speaker 3: a great lineup Tina fays in It Will Fought, and
Speaker 3: also the great Steve Carell's Well four couples. Every season
Speaker 3: they go away for a weekend together. It's not that
Speaker 3: relatable because they're clearly all multi millionaires. They're immaculately dressed,
Speaker 3: matching Louis Bouton luggage. But aside from that, they're all
Speaker 3: in their fifties. And in the first episode, Steve Carell
Speaker 3: announced that he's leaving his wife. And the only reason
Speaker 3: I'm saying this right because as in all the trailers
Speaker 3: as well, it's not a mystery is my wife and
Speaker 3: I had two very different reactions to it. It's actually
Speaker 3: quite an awkward watch. I am a fan of Steve's
Speaker 3: thirty two year old girlfriend. I think regarda's fifties, that's
Speaker 3: okay my wife every time, because he's happier and his wife,
Speaker 3: his wife is was a downer.
Speaker 5: He was not happy with us.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't go out in the bike, wouldn't do anything
Speaker 1: with him.
Speaker 5: Whereas my wife is. I hate Steve Carell's character, the
Speaker 5: way he's carrying on like this.
Speaker 3: There's this uneasy thing when we watch it, hanging near
Speaker 3: and I can see my wife's side eye only sometimes.
Speaker 3: And then last night she just went, I don't know what,
Speaker 3: I'm just going to say right now, I think you've
Speaker 3: got a crush on his girl.
Speaker 5: You know where you go? You know a politicians. We
Speaker 5: caught cheating her press.
Speaker 4: I didn't even notice that.
Speaker 5: I'm not even watching TV.
Speaker 1: This is a pathetic character, isn't he?
Speaker 5: No, he's not.
Speaker 3: We had almost an argument last night about a fictional
Speaker 3: TV show.
Speaker 1: A beautiful woman. You know she'd been with him, what
Speaker 1: was it twenty six years?
Speaker 3: In real life, you can't judge people that can be
Speaker 3: people can break up and be happier separately.
Speaker 1: I thought it was very selfish of him.
Speaker 5: But this is my wife, and there's this thing that's
Speaker 5: bubbling under it. I'm really nervous about the last episode
Speaker 5: because I think my wife thinks he's going to leave
Speaker 5: his very hot, teaching thirty two year old governet st
Speaker 5: you didn't go back to that dowdy woman.
Speaker 1: It's a beautiful series, but it's really good.
Speaker 4: He's the script us like that. That's not going to help.
Speaker 5: But she is a dowdy old woman, isn't She's a buzzkill?
Speaker 5: Her character when it come on? Would you want to
Speaker 5: hang out with her? Saw your bangs out? Sweetheart? Yet
Speaker 5: steve back anyway? Seasons it's so good. It's really really good,
Speaker 5: isn't it. And I'll tell you what they really now
Speaker 5: a lot of how couples in a long relationship are
Speaker 5: with it, sometimes so much so it's actually depressing.
Speaker 1: But the stuff about.
Speaker 3: The flossing before getting into bed, and having intimate relations
Speaker 3: with the own, cleaning your teeth properly, all these kind
Speaker 3: of the hundreds, you're like, oh my god, that's what
Speaker 3: we do. At times, it's like an uncomfortable mirror. You're like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, and how can we become these people.
Speaker 4: Been in that situation?
Speaker 5: And then I'm just going to answer and flossing.
Speaker 4: Actually, you're watching something so real and so relevant to
Speaker 4: your life that you don't even want to look and
Speaker 4: make icon't take me. You just keep staring at the
Speaker 4: TV screen.
Speaker 3: And it's and it's I think there was a line
Speaker 3: where they both they were both moaning about this very
Speaker 3: nice guest house that were saying it. They were both
Speaker 3: moaning a lot, and they went, they went, it's like
Speaker 3: our porn, isn't it. We'rend that age now where moaning
Speaker 3: is just a porn. It makes us feel.
Speaker 5: Really really good.
Speaker 3: Anyway, It's called Four Seasons cannot recommend it enough. We're
Speaker 3: going to take a break. We'll come back with Jack
Speaker 3: and Patsy's double thumbs up.
Speaker 6: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Friday Morning Double thumbs Up Me, Jack and pats go
Speaker 3: around and we talk about the things we're into at
Speaker 3: the moment. If you've got a TV show, a book,
Speaker 3: anything you've really enjoyed, then please let us know. Text
Speaker 3: me four seven five three one oh four three Patsy, what's.
Speaker 5: It for you?
Speaker 1: I Reckon one of the other best TV's on streaming
Speaker 1: TV shows has.
Speaker 5: To be hecks So good new season.
Speaker 1: So enjoying this season. It's the best one yet and
Speaker 1: it leaves Chris and I with the feeling of, oh
Speaker 1: is that it?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: You just want more? They're half hour episodes, and.
Speaker 5: You joke a fan of half hour episodes, so most
Speaker 5: TV shows aren't our It's a lot yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: And just the on screen chemistry and the power play
Speaker 1: between Deb and Avo, her head writer, is just so.
Speaker 3: How they sustain that show now to the fourth season
Speaker 3: is incredible. They move on every season, so it's.
Speaker 1: Gaining momentum and there's a great in the last episode,
Speaker 1: so a new season drops today. But the last episode
Speaker 1: last week had a great cameo by Jimmy Kimmel which
Speaker 1: was hilarious. So hacks On Stan it is brilliant. The
Speaker 1: other thing this week, I was in Elder yesterday and
Speaker 1: I got recognized by a customer. She goes, are you Pertsy?
Speaker 1: I said, yes, I am, and she said what are
Speaker 1: you buying? And I said, I'm here for the heated
Speaker 1: clothes Zerra.
Speaker 5: Actually seeing Patsy in the world getting one of her
Speaker 5: bargains is like, d.
Speaker 3: We see her doings in this habitat? I would, I'd
Speaker 3: lose my mind, That's.
Speaker 1: What I thought. I thought, Oh, what was she expecting?
Speaker 1: Maybe she was disappointed because it was just me raw.
Speaker 3: That's right, a heated What you didn't tell the heated.
Speaker 1: Clothes Zerra, it's brilliant. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4: What is that?
Speaker 1: You plug it? You know your clothes horse that put
Speaker 1: on to dry. This one's heated. So it's got an
Speaker 1: electric cord you plug which the little Yes, it's warm,
Speaker 1: but not too warm, but just warm enough to make
Speaker 1: everything toasty. So I got one last season. You know
Speaker 1: how Aldi do their special buyers and they're like once
Speaker 1: a year missed them, you have to go a whole year.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I got one last year.
Speaker 4: I loved it.
Speaker 1: Only Chris put it in the backyard. He moved it.
Speaker 5: While he was stuff and round.
Speaker 1: And then it rained and so it's still in the backyard.
Speaker 1: And I said, that must.
Speaker 5: Go to the also good look in the backyard rusty
Speaker 5: old electric Era was a feature.
Speaker 3: Does he hang his steaks on it? And snaps and
Speaker 3: he's doing a barbecue? Who seizing them?
Speaker 1: So I had to get one this this week and
Speaker 1: I was lucky. I got the very last one at
Speaker 1: my eldie store. So look, hopefully there's still some left.
Speaker 1: It's the heated clothes Era.
Speaker 5: It's about great idea.
Speaker 1: It's a life saver.
Speaker 5: Defit machine, heat hed error. Not a life sake you reckon.
Speaker 1: It'll take aldi to start selling those. Like a defib machine.
Speaker 1: They do like blood pressure monitors?
Speaker 5: Do they? Yes? Really?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Everything?
Speaker 5: Wow? I tell you what, Poor old Kmart no love
Speaker 5: for them anymore. Jackie boy, what's your double?
Speaker 4: Right? Just quickly? I am on stage live. If you've
Speaker 4: got nothing to do this Saturday night, your thing eight
Speaker 4: fifteen tomorrow night at the Improv Conspiracy in the city.
Speaker 4: If you want to get tickets.
Speaker 5: So it's completely made up.
Speaker 4: It's completely made Oh well, I actually have an easy
Speaker 4: job for this. So I'm the special guest and I
Speaker 4: come in tell three stories and they use those stories
Speaker 4: to do improv.
Speaker 5: Great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I think I've got the easiest bit and
Speaker 4: kind of full.
Speaker 3: It's one of the stories that want you shed on
Speaker 3: the show that about what are the odds?
Speaker 4: As believe I have to get my passport phote done
Speaker 4: the same week as my driver's Like.
Speaker 5: Okay, where is that? People want to go and see
Speaker 5: Jackie Boy tomorrow night.
Speaker 4: The place is called Improv Conspiracy. The show itself is
Speaker 4: called The Remix eight point fifteen Tomorrow Night. You can
Speaker 4: come and get tickets at Improvconspiracy dot com.
Speaker 5: All right, enjoying, Have a good night The.
Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell Show podcast Christian.
Speaker 5: If you're looking for TV recommendations, The Pit on Binge
Speaker 5: just brilliant.
Speaker 3: I absolutely love that. Finished watching it last weekend. Is
Speaker 3: so great, Christian. Good morning from camera three degrees here.
Speaker 3: Listen to the show and all your recommendations in camera.
Speaker 3: Husband and I saw a new Marvel movie this week, Thunderbolts.
Speaker 3: Absolutely brilliant. Christian is beatle Jack doing an improv magic
Speaker 3: show on Tuesday. I get the feeling.
Speaker 4: Yes, you know a lot of the magic stuff is
Speaker 4: your banter between tricks.
Speaker 5: You are screwed.
Speaker 3: This came in at ten to six, right, we have
Speaker 3: the funniest listeners. Honestly, this came in at ten to
Speaker 3: six shows.
Speaker 5: Not even on air.
Speaker 3: Christiana team early to the party, just saw of the
Speaker 3: news that the new pope has been elected. Please remind
Speaker 3: Patsy to pause before announcing case anyone wants.
Speaker 5: To watch the replay later.
Speaker 3: Scotty in Newton, Yeah, this is incredible news that everyone's
Speaker 3: waking up with. So they found the new Poponice, the
Speaker 3: first America.
Speaker 1: He's the first American. He's sixty nine. He'll be known
Speaker 1: now younger, young gun.
Speaker 5: A very old, aren't they.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, in the eighties typically some of them late
Speaker 1: seventies go for.
Speaker 5: The Aussie guy.
Speaker 1: They went for the Yank, went for the America.
Speaker 4: Do we have to wait till we get.
Speaker 3: An Australian home You ain't ever get the name that
Speaker 3: voice on the global stage.
Speaker 5: No offense, but a little bit meant is never taken. Seriously,
Speaker 5: we had a cardinal you're not getting Pope Jamsworth.
Speaker 4: Okay, when he comes out to greet the crowd, he
Speaker 4: does a showy as his first.
Speaker 1: How his people hat Pope Leo the fourteenth if he.
Speaker 5: Feels like in American one.
Speaker 3: Leo is a good name, but it needs to be
Speaker 3: Randy or Chuck or Wyatt Ppeuck.
Speaker 1: He's sixty nine. His full name is Robert Francis Provost
Speaker 1: and he was born in Chicago in Cheers Territory. He's
Speaker 1: a dual citizen of both US and Peru. He speaks
Speaker 1: like nearly a million languages.
Speaker 5: He's oh my god, no wonder he got the job.
Speaker 5: That poor ossy guy bad. He speaks English, very very
Speaker 5: learning a million languages. Staying on yesterday was said even
Speaker 5: around thirty two degrees.
Speaker 3: It's a big news story. We don't need to hype anymore.
Speaker 3: He's a new pope. Tips him over the edge. I mean, hal,
Speaker 3: it's a bit between all of these different posts, but
Speaker 3: this one can speak a million.
Speaker 4: Languages, and when you line your resume, it's better to
Speaker 4: do a more believable number.
Speaker 1: Well, he's got an impressive CV jack. He's got a
Speaker 1: Bachelor of Science in maths, a Master of Divinity.
Speaker 5: A doctorate.
Speaker 1: What a muster of divinity that's obviously like a church thing.
Speaker 5: What have you got to do eight miracles to get that?
Speaker 4: It actually sounds like another magician.
Speaker 1: But how's this this? He's only been a cardinal for
Speaker 1: like eighteen months, which is incredible his trajectory and trajectory
Speaker 1: of his career. But he was a former pizza delivery board.
Speaker 3: Oh come on, I know those like the Chicago Deep
Speaker 3: Pan pizza on that. But that's too Is that right?
Speaker 5: Yes, he's only been doing the job eighteen months.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, he's only been a cardinal.
Speaker 4: Two years ago.
Speaker 5: He was doing pizza.
Speaker 3: He delivered pizza to the Vatican one day and they
Speaker 3: were like, are your Marshal Divinity?
Speaker 5: Get in.
Speaker 1: As an expect from Chicago. He's a massive baseball fans.
Speaker 1: He was so good he almost went pro himself in.
Speaker 5: The Truth Master in Divinity, almost went to the A League.
Speaker 1: Yes, and he loves his tennis. He's a tennis enthusiast,
Speaker 1: gets out there in his robes and picks it up
Speaker 1: as he runs across.
Speaker 3: The court, smash across the forkut with that big heavy
Speaker 3: robo now in that cape.
Speaker 5: And the hat.
Speaker 1: But he sounds like, I'm really excited by this appointment.
Speaker 1: He sounds like he's going to be amazing and Pope
Speaker 1: Benedict perhaps following his steps because he was very very
Speaker 1: with the times, So I'm excited to see what he does.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think people have been more interested in
Speaker 3: the announcement of a new pope.
Speaker 4: I can't remember this exciting.
Speaker 3: Years and years they've all these postman selected I think
Speaker 3: it's ever captured the world's imagination trying to work out
Speaker 3: what's coming and to say, why is everyone so interested
Speaker 3: in this time? Is it the times we're living in
Speaker 3: right now? But people still want to believe in in
Speaker 3: faith and these faithless times. I don't know why everyone
Speaker 3: is looking to the Catholic Church.
Speaker 4: Well, how long ago was Pope friends as appointed? Is
Speaker 4: it just because now we're in the world of twenty
Speaker 4: four hour news cycle on social media.
Speaker 5: And news We've been like that for years. I can't
Speaker 5: believe everyone's been It's kind of been the movie Conclave.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe it is.
Speaker 3: That must be doing gangbusters at the moment. Seriously, they
Speaker 3: must be showing it twenty four to seven at the
Speaker 3: Vatican on the big jumbatron there yesterday when I swicking
Speaker 3: around all the different online coverage. I saw this happen
Speaker 3: on CBS, the bigger news corporation in America.
Speaker 7: The one thing we know that they're not doing is
Speaker 7: checking Instagram because their device as a whole.
Speaker 5: I believe the kids.
Speaker 4: I believe the kids call.
Speaker 5: It raw dogging. It If you're going to go through
Speaker 5: a lot, you do not use the phrase raw dogging.
Speaker 5: And the Catholic Church.
Speaker 6: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Ongoing drama this week with everyone trying to get literally
Speaker 3: behind chat physically, not just kind of emotionally, to push
Speaker 3: his tight backside into Mecca to treat his wife.
Speaker 5: The mother is three year old boy Gordon Wright.
Speaker 3: She had a heart set on this beautiful, very expensive,
Speaker 3: but beautiful perfume.
Speaker 5: Did you go and get this?
Speaker 4: I've never bought perfume in my life before I really
Speaker 4: really I knew they ever been gifted it.
Speaker 1: But I've never bought her fragrant.
Speaker 4: Fragrance was so sad and I'm happy to say I
Speaker 4: have the gift.
Speaker 5: Ready well say also someone else also looked after himself
Speaker 5: at Maya yesterday.
Speaker 3: Come in in a tiny new wardrobe. What you're wearing
Speaker 3: those clothes in for your wife to give us. I
Speaker 3: think the money that you were crying about this week,
Speaker 3: three hundred odd bucks.
Speaker 5: Rio just said, what else did you get? There was
Speaker 5: like a couple of tops and jeans more than three
Speaker 5: hundred dollars. Oh wow, yeah, I know he's got a
Speaker 5: couple of hours.
Speaker 1: No, it looks like mister Brady in there with that.
Speaker 5: It does he does? It's a brown autuminal number, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Back Guys, I'm at the shops anyways?
Speaker 5: The anchor, Yeah, Jad, is that your magic countfit?
Speaker 4: I'm going to be dressed up as on Tuesday. This
Speaker 4: is a very normal outfit.
Speaker 5: Major dad vibes, isn't it? When it's the parents evening?
Speaker 5: Is it coming up? It's very eighty now tell us,
Speaker 5: so you've got the perfume? Did it hurt you seriously
Speaker 5: as you go into the till Did you think.
Speaker 4: I knew I had to after I mentioned on the show,
Speaker 4: and because it's got this build up, build up, Imagine
Speaker 4: I came here on Friday and said.
Speaker 1: I don't be blaming us, don't blame us.
Speaker 4: I'm thank you for help.
Speaker 5: Help. Can you do the right the least you can
Speaker 5: do it?
Speaker 4: Also, meant there was no surprise for Bianca. She's been
Speaker 4: listening to the show this week and she knows that
Speaker 4: it's coming.
Speaker 5: She's going to be so happy.
Speaker 4: So much so she called me, say why I was
Speaker 4: at North Lay.
Speaker 5: Walking around trying to have been in the change and
Speaker 5: trying on brown jumpers.
Speaker 4: She goes, hey, if you do get the perfume, and
Speaker 4: I was like, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4: She goes, okay, okay, but if you do get the perfume,
Speaker 4: make sure you put on my account.
Speaker 3: Get the point I should give me the points, the point,
Speaker 3: the points. I think that's what they want you to
Speaker 3: get it.
Speaker 4: So Pats, so I put it on her account and
Speaker 4: I said, but will she get alerted? And they said, yeah,
Speaker 4: she might get sent a survey that says do you
Speaker 4: like a new perfume?
Speaker 3: I think the alert is more going on the biggest
Speaker 3: radio station in the city. Will she get alerted, Yeah,
Speaker 3: by you on the And then the other thing, Pats,
Speaker 3: tell me if I made the right decision here.
Speaker 4: They said, she's got a beauty loop to pick up.
Speaker 4: So guess no, I said, for her to pick up literally.
Speaker 5: Is one one foot forward.
Speaker 4: She said, there's three to two from I've no idea.
Speaker 1: After that perfume, she would be the upper echelon of the.
Speaker 3: Beauty the great great stuff that bum it's called.
Speaker 4: How about? How am I to know what she wants?
Speaker 5: A choice for her? Just make a choice.
Speaker 1: Did you get full sized products in those things? And
Speaker 1: they're so popular? Like when I get my alert, I
Speaker 1: go straight to the store.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a great incentive, that beauty thing.
Speaker 4: For what I paid for that perfume.
Speaker 5: You get a gift wrappe, a gift they do it nice.
Speaker 4: Whatever comes for free in that box of the beauty loop.
Speaker 4: I don't feel like is a total freebie because you
Speaker 4: paid top top top dollar.
Speaker 5: For this give her gift freely. So how are you
Speaker 5: going to do it? Then? Are you actually going to
Speaker 5: present how she already got it?
Speaker 4: No, I'll give it to a Sunday morning, right, Okay,
Speaker 4: And I guess I gotta wow it's from Gordon.
Speaker 5: I guess wow.
Speaker 4: I went to the store paid.
Speaker 5: You can't like even toddle his way there and start paying.
Speaker 1: If you give it to Gordy to present.
Speaker 5: The cards, get him to make his own card. It's
Speaker 5: getting to make his own car. No, not like with
Speaker 5: this attitude Christian Connell Show podcast show.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of young horny couples in South Yarra.
Speaker 4: He can't lick your You can't lick your own weaeness.
Speaker 3: Get up and flipping tray steag Saurus Christian O.
Speaker 6: Connall SHD one oh four point.
Speaker 8: Three show, one thousand and three hundred and one.
Speaker 3: I don't know to call about those clips, but what
Speaker 3: was that dinosaur one that Patsy thought?
Speaker 5: What was it about people up trees and dinosaurs?
Speaker 1: No, it wasna dinosaur.
Speaker 5: Someone please tell me anyway we got to get into
Speaker 5: this time I hear those, I was like, I don't
Speaker 5: remember saying some of them. I do and shake and shudder. Listener,
Speaker 5: come along and join us for us now big to
Speaker 5: juices on so so good, beep dying just to see it.
Speaker 4: It's so great you won't want to go home.
Speaker 3: I think it's because you said we used to live
Speaker 3: up trees and Patsy said we'll be hiding from dinosaurs.
Speaker 5: That's right, I think it is.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Tuesday night, we're taking you to go and see
Speaker 3: the brilliant Beetle Juice of Musical, now playing at Melbourne's
Speaker 3: Regent theater. Prepare for a night of screamingly good fun.
Speaker 3: You can put your tickets at ticket tick. We have
Speaker 3: a couple come and join us. It's dinner, drinks. Then
Speaker 3: we're all off to go and see Beetle Juice of
Speaker 3: Musical Plus making his debut with.
Speaker 5: Close up magic.
Speaker 3: While you chat and have drinks and nibbles with the team,
Speaker 3: will be not Jack Post but betle Jack, beatle Jack,
Speaker 3: beatle Jack. Now, yesterday when you left here at nine o'clock,
Speaker 3: everything look good for Tuesday night. You're gonna go away
Speaker 3: and work on three magic tricks. Yes, And then I said,
Speaker 3: you know to the team, have you got the smoke
Speaker 3: bombs because we're going to set smoke bombs off and
Speaker 3: then you will appear through the smoke as beetle Jack.
Speaker 5: Beetle Jack. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Partici Icat has said that if you set off one
Speaker 3: of these smoke bombs, we could stay the wall at
Speaker 3: the restaurant.
Speaker 7: This is correct. Unfortunately, we have been advised that these
Speaker 7: by who by our promotions team.
Speaker 5: Who have those we're just getting the way of everything.
Speaker 7: Yes, they've they've gone into depth with professionals.
Speaker 4: Said them to the labs and then try to experiments, Yes, reconstruction.
Speaker 9: They've been advised by the professionals that have got the
Speaker 9: smoke bombs as to what could happen now. They are
Speaker 9: under no circumstances allowed to be blown up inside.
Speaker 5: Blowing up. They have them at children's parties, but they do.
Speaker 7: That outside, whereas inside it's a.
Speaker 5: Hard was trying to persweap me yesterday we do the
Speaker 5: unveiled in in a lame way that we're going to
Speaker 5: get all of this. Can you come so they've got
Speaker 5: their drinks, you can't take them out by raining Tuesday evening,
Speaker 5: come outside, come outside and up? What's it for? Then?
Speaker 5: On a lane wing you just emerged the smoke?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I emergine and we all right back.
Speaker 5: Who's drink? Was that your drink?
Speaker 10: Is that my drink?
Speaker 5: Were those my sliders or chaos? I'm having a terrible night.
Speaker 5: I don't like this show anymore. No, that is not
Speaker 5: how the promotions team feel about that.
Speaker 7: What we're going to do is instead, there's some fantastic staircases.
Speaker 5: That lead No, not the staircase again.
Speaker 3: Do you remember it was the main turn last Friday
Speaker 3: when she was excitedly to about this venue that had
Speaker 3: stairs and what we can do is there's a door there.
Speaker 9: Everyone's inside looking at the door, and then we have
Speaker 9: this beauty that I bought yesterday. It is a smoke machine,
Speaker 9: and not only a cool smoke machine, it also has
Speaker 9: green lights that come.
Speaker 7: Out of it, so all the smokes.
Speaker 5: Every bogan has a smoke machine. You didn't buy that,
Speaker 5: you own that I do.
Speaker 7: It's a very fantastic safer.
Speaker 4: This is actually a pretty good idea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, smoke was sh smoke machine is good. So we're
Speaker 3: indoors now out the rain and snow, yes, watching.
Speaker 7: As Jack jumps through the door beatle Jack, beetle Jack,
Speaker 7: beetle Jack.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we also anything about what music is blasting
Speaker 3: as well around the venue at the same time.
Speaker 5: It's a light music extravaganza. Yeah.
Speaker 9: Great to make this have actual lasers come out of
Speaker 9: it too, if we want, Oh, looking at that, that's
Speaker 9: not got actual lasers.
Speaker 5: Coming out of Okay, real lasers, like no one gets anyway.
Speaker 5: Listen as about too Munch people trying to call him
Speaker 5: right now.
Speaker 6: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell Show, Come and join us Tuesday Night Dinner drinks,
Speaker 3: and then we're off to go and see Beatle twos
Speaker 3: to musical and an amateur magician. We'll be doing close
Speaker 3: up fumbly magic for you. Beatel Jack, beetle crap, beatle crap,
Speaker 3: no beatle Jack.
Speaker 5: So sorry.
Speaker 4: By Monday morning, I've got my cards here and I
Speaker 4: started learning my first trick last night. I'll be able
Speaker 4: to show you on Monday my first trick.
Speaker 5: Well, I was hoping by then we'd had three of
Speaker 5: them really.
Speaker 4: Good, because the next night, I'm almost.
Speaker 5: And did you buy is that a brand new pack
Speaker 5: of cards you brought special Magic?
Speaker 4: This is just how pack of cards at home?
Speaker 5: Oh okay, right, I thought you had like special magician ones. No, no, no, yeah?
Speaker 5: And is it all? Are they all going to be?
Speaker 11: All?
Speaker 5: Three tricks will be car tricks? Yes.
Speaker 4: I looked online at getting like but they just look
Speaker 4: like all such kid toys, like handkerchiefs out of the Roos,
Speaker 4: the Classic it all look every box that I found
Speaker 4: had a kid on the front, and I actually tried
Speaker 4: to look for adult.
Speaker 5: What do you mean there was no country road dats.
Speaker 5: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: All right, just give away some tickets to come and
Speaker 3: join us. Then Tuesday night, Vanessa. Good morning, Vanessa. Obviously
Speaker 3: you're a big fan.
Speaker 5: You want to come and see Beetle Juice on Tuesday night?
Speaker 6: I do.
Speaker 12: I love the original, I love Michael Keaton, so I
Speaker 12: have to see how Eddie the Perfect is going to
Speaker 12: do the role.
Speaker 11: I've got to see Jack doing his tricks.
Speaker 10: He's going to be amazing.
Speaker 11: I've got to meet the team.
Speaker 3: Gotta gotta gotta, So come on down down those stairs.
Speaker 3: We will see you Tuesday night, Vanessa.
Speaker 12: Oh thank you.
Speaker 3: I can't w awesome, Kylie, did you just cut off?
Speaker 3: That is the only fan you've got right now? Beatle Jackpear,
Speaker 3: He's done his first trick, Kylie.
Speaker 5: Good morning.
Speaker 12: Okay, it's not he's only fan. I want to see
Speaker 12: Jack and I want to see Beetle Juice, but mainly Jack.
Speaker 12: I want to see what tricks he's got to show me.
Speaker 5: We all, we all want to see that.
Speaker 4: When he said only fan.
Speaker 12: No that's a bit scary. No, no, no, I just
Speaker 12: want to see Beetle Juice. And I want to go
Speaker 12: out in the school night and I want to bring
Speaker 12: my bestie to night out in ages.
Speaker 5: Awesome, awesome, And who's your bestie?
Speaker 12: Joanne, and I'm hoping she's listening or I'm hoping she's available,
Speaker 12: but if not, I've got a few others I can take,
Speaker 12: So that'll be all of them, all right.
Speaker 3: Listen, Ki, we see you Tuesday night. All right, great,
Speaker 3: thank you, all right, more chances on Monday to join us.
Speaker 6: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Yesterday, annoyingly, I sat on my glasses.
Speaker 3: So for the third this is now the third time
Speaker 3: I had to go back to spack Savers and ask
Speaker 3: for another pair of glasses. It's actually the second pair
Speaker 3: I've sat on. I'm getting as banners Pats. You remember
Speaker 3: last year we're about eighty seven stories of losinger glasses.
Speaker 1: I've got a pair under our couch at the moment
Speaker 1: that I need Chris to lift the couch up and
Speaker 1: get my aviators are stuck under there somewhere, So I
Speaker 1: hope they're not being out.
Speaker 5: Of aviators.
Speaker 1: My favorite peer top.
Speaker 6: Mom.
Speaker 1: No, they're spectacles, but they're like aviator.
Speaker 4: They're spectacles called aviators.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know the style. You mean, if were you
Speaker 3: in at the moment, actually you wear them? Well, so
Speaker 3: how come that if you know they're under there, can't
Speaker 3: you just reach under with you.
Speaker 1: No, because the couch is too too low to No,
Speaker 1: it's too heavy, too heavy, you need.
Speaker 4: Muscles, saying, but can't you just slide your hand under.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: No, It's like so I went to sleep with them
Speaker 1: in my back pocket, and then they slipped down the
Speaker 1: back of the cable.
Speaker 5: Were you wearing like a business suit.
Speaker 1: Jams at the time. They sort of have just made
Speaker 1: their way and I saw the arm poking out and
Speaker 1: I tried.
Speaker 5: Just teasing him, arm, please save me. Yeah, and he
Speaker 5: muscles someone sinking into quick like hand sold of being frozen.
Speaker 5: That carbonize save those classes.
Speaker 1: I hope they can be saved. But you've had a
Speaker 1: similar experience.
Speaker 3: When I just sat on mine yesterday, I just heard
Speaker 3: this crump. It's the kind of noise you make when
Speaker 3: you sit on something. You know, it's this break And
Speaker 3: I swore, and I was on the roads to away
Speaker 3: to Specsavers. Took them there and they went, what happens
Speaker 3: to these? They went, I sat on them. They just
Speaker 3: sort of looked through me, not at me, just threw
Speaker 3: me like out to put it some sort of coding,
Speaker 3: you know, to explain. I don't think there was a
Speaker 3: code she went, hang on, I'm going to speak to
Speaker 3: someone got out the back. Whenever they go at the back,
Speaker 3: I think they're just laughing at you aren't there because
Speaker 3: some guys stuck his head around the corner and it
Speaker 3: looks like the kind of sits on glasses old fall.
Speaker 3: So this morning, what if you sat on thirteen fifty
Speaker 3: five twenty two?
Speaker 5: Jack? What if you sat on?
Speaker 4: I actually have one that could have been really, really bad.
Speaker 4: I borrowed a drum kit from the high school and
Speaker 4: I was drumming along to Green Day, trying to teach
Speaker 4: myself how to play drums, and I stood up from
Speaker 4: the drum stool and did like a big like what
Speaker 4: dude three four with the drumsticks. I didn't realize as
Speaker 4: I stood up, I'd knock the top of the drum
Speaker 4: stool off. So it was just the po, the postpose
Speaker 4: and no seat. And that's your story about how your
Speaker 4: mum found it like that? Yeah, And then when I
Speaker 4: sat down and got me right on the cocks.
Speaker 5: All right, what have you sat on?
Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell show, Go On podcast.
Speaker 5: Come on into Michael Clark.
Speaker 3: Christian a question to Jack leave his old clothes on
Speaker 3: the floor or the change room.
Speaker 5: I did the old snaky shedding skin, isn't it.
Speaker 3: He's spontaneous combust those genes of it that are still
Speaker 3: someone a change the room.
Speaker 5: Very funny word are Michael Now?
Speaker 3: This time yesterday on the show, we were getting very,
Speaker 3: very very excited, And nothing's changed for me about taking
Speaker 3: the show camping and going away for a couple of
Speaker 3: days and doing the breakfast show for a couple of
Speaker 3: mornings live from.
Speaker 5: A camp sign.
Speaker 4: It's still very excited.
Speaker 5: God, that's my guy. I'm in. But Patsy here, I
Speaker 5: don't think. I don't think we're going to get pats in.
Speaker 5: Yesterday when I got back, I was chatting to my wife,
Speaker 5: send a Patsy's with you about.
Speaker 3: That Steve Carell character, all right? And she went on
Speaker 3: our text Patsy now, and I said, al so we'll
Speaker 3: do it. We're taking the show camping. We're going to
Speaker 3: be camp She's a I mentioned that as well.
Speaker 5: Patsy sent my wife a couple of messages, nothing about
Speaker 5: the campaign, just about the Steve Carell characters.
Speaker 3: A few years to engage. I don't think, well, I've said, listen,
Speaker 3: these are the messages. There's no mention of that camping trip.
Speaker 3: It is going to be you and old mate Jack
Speaker 3: Patsy is not going to be coming on that.
Speaker 4: He's also sent a message yesterday of a very extremely
Speaker 4: luxurious tent, and so this is the tent I'll be
Speaker 4: camping in.
Speaker 5: I tell you what I googled. Can you get heated
Speaker 5: sleeping bags? You can? Can you? You can?
Speaker 4: Don't need it?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no no, I don't care if
Speaker 5: you need it. This guy, I'm not raw dogging at
Speaker 5: the rest of you. I'm buying a heated It looks
Speaker 5: so snug. Just to look in the pictures of it,
Speaker 5: it was glowing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but they take normal ones up Everest like they're
Speaker 4: going to be warm enough.
Speaker 5: I'm not.
Speaker 4: We're going in summer.
Speaker 3: It's still gonna be a bit chilly. I need my
Speaker 3: heated sleeping bag. You can be freezing on the ground
Speaker 3: waking up with a stiff neck.
Speaker 6: Not me.
Speaker 5: Almost too hot, I'd say Caribbean weather. You can get some.
Speaker 1: Pretty cool Winnebago. Is that to be all right for me?
Speaker 3: We will need some kind of winter bag of to
Speaker 3: do the show from. It needs to be soundproof and waterproof,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 4: No, I imagine that's doing it around the campfire.
Speaker 5: What about the weather is freezing?
Speaker 3: No, we're going in now, man like chatting to callers
Speaker 3: and the generator in the background.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure. She sound like a chopper and narm
Speaker 5: Can we chop her in and out as well? What
Speaker 5: were we doing? Yeah? What have you said?
Speaker 9: On?
Speaker 5: Carry?
Speaker 4: Good morning?
Speaker 5: Good morning? Carry and everyone?
Speaker 11: Well, okay, brace yourselves. When I was ten years old,
Speaker 11: as kids did back then, climbing tree disaurs.
Speaker 13: That's it.
Speaker 11: I lost my footing and I fell and I landed
Speaker 11: on a tap handle.
Speaker 5: Doing under the tree.
Speaker 11: It went straight up my buttocks.
Speaker 5: Those are the only words you can say. But what
Speaker 5: was it doing under the tree?
Speaker 11: Well, it was a garden tap, so obviously you know
Speaker 11: had a hose, but the actual handle.
Speaker 5: Rust yilled handles. Well, because I have a text job
Speaker 5: in there.
Speaker 11: Well, I ended up with three stitches, yeah, and a
Speaker 11: very sore buttocks.
Speaker 5: For quite some time, he phrased, this morning show, saw buttocks.
Speaker 5: That's the time today show.
Speaker 11: Hard one to tell my mum what had happened, because
Speaker 11: I came in crying, which is I couldn't get the
Speaker 11: words out because I was in so much pain.
Speaker 5: And off to the hospital we went.
Speaker 11: And three stitches later, in my.
Speaker 5: Mind the tapstood in your ass. You know they've got
Speaker 5: to go and get it out. Carry Thank you very.
Speaker 2: Much and cool Christian O'Connell's show, go on podcast.
Speaker 5: To call it the Naked Hour.
Speaker 4: Christian, we've got no songs for the whole hour. Nick
Speaker 4: nick nig nig nig nig naked our naked hour. Oh,
Speaker 4: nike nig.
Speaker 5: Nig nig nig get hour. They get hour, all right,
Speaker 5: this morning is naked out.
Speaker 3: Then every song in the title must have something to
Speaker 3: do with a weather pattern. All sexy topic weather patterns.
Speaker 3: Champagne Radio Patsy. A song of the mentions a weather
Speaker 3: pattern in the title.
Speaker 1: I've got a banger for this Friday, ACDC Thunderstruck get
Speaker 1: in funny fact for you this week. You're gonna love
Speaker 1: this one.
Speaker 5: I wonder where the fact was I left a Gambler
Speaker 5: Patsy piece.
Speaker 1: So ac DC apparently shook Pardoner pun a run all
Speaker 1: night long. Back in July twenty twelve, there was a
Speaker 1: computer virus that infected all the government buildings there. One
Speaker 1: of the effects of the worm was that it played
Speaker 1: Thunderstruck at full volume for ten days straight. They could
Speaker 1: not turn it off across all offices, just looped and
Speaker 1: looped over an over and over.
Speaker 5: Do we believe any of them?
Speaker 4: It sounds like something from a kid's.
Speaker 5: I think your source there is the same thing. You
Speaker 5: found out that the new Pope can speak over Median languages?
Speaker 1: No true, how would that be on the loop?
Speaker 4: Over and over?
Speaker 1: At least it was actually yeah.
Speaker 5: Okay, you go and ask Jeeves to get that one
Speaker 5: Jackie Boys song that mentions a weather pattern.
Speaker 4: I've gone for Travis, Why does It Always Rain on Me?
Speaker 5: Great song? They were great bands, no computer viruses from them.
Speaker 4: Funk fact. When they played their nineteen ninety nine Classten
Speaker 4: very set, the sun was shining all down the irony
Speaker 4: and then they start to play that song what's that
Speaker 4: coming across clouds? The rain starts to fall, and I
Speaker 4: quote helped catapult the song into legendary status.
Speaker 6: I love it.
Speaker 3: Legendary status for this, my Travis, Why does it Always
Speaker 3: rain on Me? I've gone from this banger from the
Speaker 3: nineties by Zoe Sunshine on a Rainy Day? All right,
Speaker 3: lines are open now they're songs in the title mention
Speaker 3: a weather.
Speaker 2: Pattern, Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast Christian.
Speaker 3: O'Connell's show, Today's Naked Hour, What should do Every Friday
Speaker 3: we turn the last other show into be jew Box.
Speaker 3: You pick every song, we give you a theme. It's
Speaker 3: songs with ooh talents, mister DJ. Songs that mention a
Speaker 3: weather pattern in the title. Sounds dull, but there will
Speaker 3: be great songs. Okay, the heater is on.
Speaker 5: Well, James Matthews and Karen downs once this morning.
Speaker 3: There is a person who has the toughest, worst, hardest,
Speaker 3: filthiest job in broadcasting, and that is poor Phoebe is
Speaker 3: Patsy's news system. And somehow she's managed to get to
Speaker 3: a phone to message from the path that pit that
Speaker 3: you actually keep them in down there, down there that
Speaker 3: what's up? Buffalo Bill Pit in the sights of Lambs.
Speaker 5: Phoebe, if you can hear my words, big swife.
Speaker 3: She must have scratched it somewhere. I got some morse code,
Speaker 3: start tapping on something. But Phoebe wants to hear what
Speaker 3: a banger? Did anyone say?
Speaker 5: The rude? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh Now it's Friday and in the air. This is
Speaker 3: the music they play when they find the pope. They
Speaker 3: crank it and all the popes start jumping up and down. Bo,
Speaker 3: this is a vibe you No, we're not playing the
Speaker 3: fourth thing, but it's good. Then still my sunshine. It's
Speaker 3: also come from Phoebe Sunshine. When was the last time
Speaker 3: Phoebe saw sunshine? Not down in that pit? Someone has
Speaker 3: stolen your sunshine. You're over lord, but Trina Joe's.
Speaker 5: Back in the bit.
Speaker 3: You get the idea, mister blue Sky ell o, And
Speaker 3: who's this? Yes, Peter Stone. What a great song by
Speaker 3: Christopher Cross Ride like the Wind?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, this is so good. All right, let's
Speaker 5: go to the lines. Good morning, Lizzie, morning team.
Speaker 11: How are we today?
Speaker 5: We're good, Lizie, you sound well?
Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 5: Thank you, good news everybody. Was a terrifying pause there, Lizzie,
Speaker 5: what do you want to hear?
Speaker 6: Wing?
Speaker 11: Beneath my wing?
Speaker 5: You're listening to Perry Menopauters.
Speaker 3: Fans get off, No, Lizzie, Sorry, don't stink of the
Speaker 3: show with beat Middler, Tim what do you want to hear?
Speaker 5: Good?
Speaker 6: I gang lording crushes boy lord.
Speaker 5: This is more like it. This is brilliant, great song.
Speaker 5: There's just one of those songs. Where you go if
Speaker 5: that's Rio did went?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 5: This is the song? And do you know what it's called?
Speaker 5: That is this song?
Speaker 3: Great song? Love it, Tim, have a great weekend. Thanks
Speaker 3: for cooling the show you Sonya, good morning.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Hi, I am.
Speaker 6: Creden's clear Water Revivals.
Speaker 11: Have you ever seen the ring.
Speaker 6: Down?
Speaker 3: So many great songs just want to come through, Sonny.
Speaker 3: That's a brilliant one. Thank you very much, a Carning.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 5: Adrian, good morning.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 6: That is Understorm.
Speaker 5: Dolls fans at the age of eight. Adrian's raising them right.
Speaker 5: I love it well and good luck, great luck. They
Speaker 5: love this song at play schools everywhere, don't they and
Speaker 5: their little sundpick that sound pick sings the Lord gardens
Speaker 5: on the Storm.
Speaker 3: Adrian and the team, thank you very much. And let's
Speaker 3: get a Greg. Good morning, Greg, Good morning, Good morning Greg.
Speaker 6: Greg.
Speaker 5: What do you want us to play? Mate?
Speaker 11: I reckon you can't go past its raining men by
Speaker 11: the weather girls.
Speaker 4: Good one.
Speaker 3: Big Friday song. Greg, Thank you very much, recording. Have
Speaker 3: a great weekend.
Speaker 6: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Mother's Day This Sunday. You are now locked and loaded.
Speaker 5: You can relax.
Speaker 4: I'm feeling good, actually, you should be very happy. Have
Speaker 4: you done everything that you need to do?
Speaker 3: JE know if you can see what that is that
Speaker 3: I've sharpened on my hand, you look like some piece
Speaker 3: of work if you.
Speaker 5: Had to write on sharpie like I have, mother, What
Speaker 5: happened to that app?
Speaker 4: I know you downloaded that I told you about that.
Speaker 4: It's like a to do list called things and you're
Speaker 4: still writing on your hand like you're in high school.
Speaker 5: Fel like I'm being told off by Jack. I'm not
Speaker 5: used to this power shift chall you.
Speaker 6: What though?
Speaker 5: Only one way to remember Mother's Day?
Speaker 6: Write it on your hand?
Speaker 5: Guys, Mother's Day. I don't know why I do this?
Speaker 5: Do I go into a shop and go to that? Mother?
Speaker 3: Help me point me to the kIPS. Mother's Day for
Speaker 3: me is making I'm sure that my wife's daughters, who
Speaker 3: are now adults as a keep telling me at eighteen
Speaker 3: and almost twenty one, get their gifts ready to go
Speaker 3: this Sunday.
Speaker 5: Do you guys like face timed? Do you like being
Speaker 5: face timed?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: It's like audio call multitask.
Speaker 5: Oh so I don't know that.
Speaker 3: It's a generational thing. So both my daughters love it.
Speaker 3: They will always face timed as soon as I see
Speaker 3: it coming through, I'm like, sometimes they don't even pick
Speaker 3: up and they text me and go, I'm trying to
Speaker 3: FaceTime you. And I'm a voice guy living and in
Speaker 3: my private life as well. I'm a voice guy. Okay,
Speaker 3: let's go voice to voice because whenever you see yourself
Speaker 3: on that, you're like, there's no good angle.
Speaker 5: My god, I look, I'm dead. Is this a corpse
Speaker 5: of me?
Speaker 4: You can't be engaged in conversation.
Speaker 5: Going to just your hair or chin or something.
Speaker 4: You're like behind a room with a better light.
Speaker 3: Here, yeah, well there's no bit of lights. Once you
Speaker 3: were a certain age, there ain't no good lighting.
Speaker 1: I look one of like one of those dogs you
Speaker 1: know on on the reels that you see like a
Speaker 1: golden retriever who's leaning over to actually.
Speaker 5: Have golden Retriever vibes. I would say, big buffy jee yeah.
Speaker 3: And also there's a contrast, so I see my daughter's
Speaker 3: right that they're beautiful, flawless.
Speaker 5: And then there's this contrast of me.
Speaker 3: It's just it's too much, right anyway, So my eighteen
Speaker 3: year old face time me and uh, I'm chatting to her.
Speaker 3: My wife is in the other room, so I say
Speaker 3: to her, hey, don't forget you know, we're all meeting up.
Speaker 3: Make sure we can make it midday for lunch. And
Speaker 3: then my eighteen year old daughter does this. He goes, yes,
Speaker 3: that's right, and then she doesn't even use words. She
Speaker 3: goes on this, I'm rubbing my thumb and my fingers
Speaker 3: together as in the money.
Speaker 5: So goes like that to me, that's how. That's now
Speaker 5: what our relationship has been reduced to. No words, there's
Speaker 5: just this oh yeah, yeah, I see you there, dad Anne.
Speaker 4: And that's shorthand for you. Just what fill money into
Speaker 4: her bank account.
Speaker 5: So I won't Yeah, And then I mind like putting
Speaker 5: coins on the top of a soot machine befoone. I went, yeah,
Speaker 5: I get Is that really why you face times when
Speaker 5: I do have to go? Now, wow, that is cold,
Speaker 5: but I do like it. Don't you want to catch
Speaker 5: up with me? Oh no, you're off all right. From
Speaker 5: the next twenty minutes down, we want your stories about
Speaker 5: your mum. If you've got a story about your mum
Speaker 5: being a tough mother, stories about tough mum's pats.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty tough. I'm going to speak about tough enough.
Speaker 5: To come camping with me and Jackie.
Speaker 1: But it's tough camping. You say, try having a kidney
Speaker 1: stone attack at work while you're reading the news. One morning,
Speaker 1: I had kidney's stoff.
Speaker 5: You really do like just spin everything.
Speaker 1: I'm not spinning it.
Speaker 5: This year. You turn to a topper. You know someone
Speaker 5: stubbed their toe. Attractor went over Patsies a kidney stone
Speaker 5: while you're doing the news. Well have you passed a
Speaker 5: kidney and supports you? So the mark of the just
Speaker 5: going to suck it back up.
Speaker 1: I was passing stones. The news does not wait. I
Speaker 1: still on the half hour, delivered accurate professional NOSSI.
Speaker 5: Passperguny.
Speaker 1: Well, kidney stone pain has been rated worse than charpis.
Speaker 4: The most painful thing?
Speaker 1: Yeahlectively?
Speaker 4: Is that what your experience was?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was horrible.
Speaker 5: Jack Can you remember what the news story was that
Speaker 5: you were doing.
Speaker 1: Kidney challenge you to find any mother tougher than that.
Speaker 5: Wow, we gauntlet laid down and it's a leather glove
Speaker 5: with just one finger in the love It party, I
Speaker 5: would now want to do what were you doing when
Speaker 5: you had kidney stone? Pats the student news? What about
Speaker 5: the rest of you? I want to hear from pilots
Speaker 5: trying to land paint kidney rio. You've got a tough story.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know if I can top that.
Speaker 5: Patsy.
Speaker 8: But Alison Lee tough, old broad when she was two
Speaker 8: years ago, she still would have been seventy. Got hit
Speaker 8: by a taxi, Mama Lee hit by a taxi, broke
Speaker 8: her foot, broke her arm.
Speaker 5: Patsy got hit by tank.
Speaker 8: Was passing kidney stones while she got hit by the ca.
Speaker 1: That's awful.
Speaker 8: She was in hospital and we're like, okay, Dad was
Speaker 8: away on a fishing trip, Like all got to tell dad,
Speaker 8: who's a doctor. And she's like, nah, I don't bother Dad.
Speaker 4: He's away with his maids. It would just ruined hiss
Speaker 4: so tough.
Speaker 5: Yes, so she didn't. She just like.
Speaker 4: She got home a week later.
Speaker 7: It doesn't.
Speaker 4: Mad doesn't.
Speaker 5: She's in the cast and he's like, fish, Oh my god,
Speaker 5: is the ones who got away.
Speaker 1: She's a special breed though it was in she real
Speaker 1: because she was a nurse and they are a special
Speaker 1: breed of people.
Speaker 5: Kidney stones back, mate, that's because she was never a nurse.
Speaker 1: Yes, she got married.
Speaker 5: She's a person something certain species. Anyway, Okay, why don't
Speaker 5: we say goodbye now, Pats and we'll pick it up
Speaker 5: again Monday.
Speaker 6: With you The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Looking for your Stories.
Speaker 3: Head of Mother's Day Tough Mothers thirteen fifty five twenty two.
Speaker 3: Because my mum was milking the cow. She got kicked
Speaker 3: in her head by one and continued milking no biggie
Speaker 3: to the case of school, then.
Speaker 5: Went to hospital. She was back again milking that night.
Speaker 5: That is a tough mama. Let's got a Rob here.
Speaker 5: Good morning, rob O.
Speaker 10: Good Hey guys. I've got a sorry about a tough
Speaker 10: mother that my granddad shared with me that I have
Speaker 10: to tell you about. He was in New Guinea during
Speaker 10: World War two and the locals are helping them trick
Speaker 10: gear up mountains and one of them had to request
Speaker 10: to stop because you need to give birth. Did that
Speaker 10: and go birth and continue carrying Bob and supplies up
Speaker 10: the mountain with all the other blokes.
Speaker 3: Wow, seriously, Rob, that is an incredible story. Thanks for
Speaker 3: sharing that. Amazing Thank you, Rob, My pleasure, Thank you,
Speaker 3: Thank you, Rob. I have nice weekend, Tim, Good morning, Tim.
Speaker 14: Good a Christian and team.
Speaker 5: How are you? Yeah, we're going Tim, welcome to the show.
Speaker 5: So what's your tough mother story.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I had a grandma who was a World War
Speaker 14: Two nurse, a veteran nurse, and we were picking her
Speaker 14: up for Sunday roast and as she was crossing the road,
Speaker 14: she got hit by a car. Landed in the ditch, ripped, ripped, cardigan,
Speaker 14: blood down the head, grabbed her hanky and said, come on,
Speaker 14: we've got to get to the Sunday roast before it
Speaker 14: gets cold. Sat up there for the roast with in
Speaker 14: crafted blood on her face and shredded.
Speaker 5: Yeah, trip, crusty head sort of out. Now, give it
Speaker 5: a wipe or something.
Speaker 4: We'll put it back into my.
Speaker 5: It's a little bit pink. Oh no, it's nana's blood.
Speaker 5: And Tim wipe. And then after the roast, Oh, she just.
Speaker 14: Wanted the dessert and to go and sit in the
Speaker 14: good room.
Speaker 5: In the good room actually, and I'll collapse.
Speaker 3: I love it, Tim, that's a great story. Have a
Speaker 3: nice weekend. Thanks, thank you, Tim, Kylie, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 5: All right, you got a tough nan. Tough mum.
Speaker 11: I haven't got a tough na. In nineteen eighty two,
Speaker 11: she slept walked off a train.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 14: Wow, w.
Speaker 5: Stop everything, What do you mean set walk off a
Speaker 5: train like a moving one.
Speaker 11: She was on a balls trip that was a sleeper train,
Speaker 11: and she was with her best friend, and her best
Speaker 11: friend thought she'd got up to go to the toilet
Speaker 11: and they hadn't locked the doors, and she slipt walked
Speaker 11: off the train. About half an hour later, her best
Speaker 11: friend alerted people that she hadn't come back, Thank God, miracle.
Speaker 11: As she was walking off the train, they were going
Speaker 11: across a bridge and she landed in mud. So they
Speaker 11: said the only reason she survived was because the mud
Speaker 11: kept her warms. So they got trains out and they
Speaker 11: got guys sitting on the top of the trains with
Speaker 11: spotlights and slublights, and they found her. It was up
Speaker 11: in Max Filnikoffs Harbor.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm chucking, but it's actually a terrifying story.
Speaker 5: It's insane.
Speaker 11: Yeah, she survived. She lived another twenty five years. She
Speaker 11: was in hospital for nine months. She had a broken pelvist,
Speaker 11: a broken here, broken leg, broken arm. It was a
Speaker 11: big deal. It was on the front page of all
Speaker 11: the papers because her name was Madge and it was
Speaker 11: all like magician.
Speaker 5: Magician, incredible, yeare framed in the good room.
Speaker 11: True story. Yeah, so she survived, just made them.
Speaker 5: Tougher back in the day, didn't they amazing?
Speaker 11: She became Yeah, she became lifelong friends with the guy
Speaker 11: who found.
Speaker 5: Her and his family and bumps.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it was amazing.
Speaker 5: But did she returned to the to the art and
Speaker 5: sport of bowls? What happened?
Speaker 11: Yeah? She still went on bowl strips every year. Don't
Speaker 11: worry about that.
Speaker 5: Those doors, they locked the doors exactly due to those
Speaker 5: old n lock them in.
Speaker 3: We tried that once when he leapt off the train.
Speaker 3: No transport the armor guard. Hey, listen, Kylie, we love.
Speaker 5: The story so much. We're going to make you call
Speaker 5: her of the week. You just one a thousand dollars.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 5: I deserve it.
Speaker 3: An incredible story about incredible woman. She was match match gone,
Speaker 3: but not forgotten. The mud kept her warm. Will any
Speaker 3: of us ever have a story? Chushion survived the mud?
Speaker 5: Stay with me forever. That night we're up to her neck.
Speaker 11: She was in the mud up to her neck, and
Speaker 11: I think that's what.
Speaker 5: Kept her walk. Scene several scenes from a movie, isn't it.
Speaker 5: There's people searching with spotlights for as well, incredible, stary.
Speaker 11: It was incredible. Took them four and a half hours
Speaker 11: to find her.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Kylie. The story just keeps emerging, gets
Speaker 5: better and bigger. It's amazing match.
Speaker 3: All right, listen, you've won a thousand dollars. Thank you
Speaker 3: so much picking up the phone and calling the show.
Speaker 3: I appreciate you. Busy in the morning everyone who calls in.
Speaker 3: But what a great story. I'm so glad we all
Speaker 3: heard that today.
Speaker 11: Thank you very much.
Speaker 5: All right, enjoy spending your money, Kylie, and have a
Speaker 5: lovely weekend.
Speaker 11: Thank you so much. Guys, have a great Mother's Day
Speaker 11: and a great weekend.
Speaker 5: Thank you all.
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Speaker 3: Thanks to Master Chef today on the Time Waster five
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Speaker 5: Check it out. Seven o'clock Sunday night on ten and
Speaker 5: ten play today's time waster. We're looking for your mum movies.
Speaker 5: It's a Mother's Day special.
Speaker 3: What do we think is in the top five most
Speaker 3: commonly purchased gifts for mothers on Mother's Day?
Speaker 5: Flowers slippers not flowers, not slippers. No robes, not robes, so.
Speaker 1: Not nightgearing general, candles number one.
Speaker 5: You're on far this week with the top fives, passy,
Speaker 5: what do you think?
Speaker 1: Well, I hope it's not cleaning products or electrical products.
Speaker 5: Is that ever actually happened some people?
Speaker 10: Do?
Speaker 3: You're kid the top five shopping center vouncers at five
Speaker 3: at four and lotion for those drial crusty mamma hands
Speaker 3: three phone cases.
Speaker 1: What a charmers gift to get someone personal thing too,
Speaker 1: isn't it?
Speaker 5: It was just boring to perfume?
Speaker 3: Yes, second most obvious for Jack Todays and then candles
Speaker 3: a number one. All right, we're looking for your mum movies.
Speaker 3: Mums watching when they kick back, No fighting you two club, Bronze,
Speaker 3: Band of Mothers, Silver Memento, Gold Spy Shagged Mum.
Speaker 5: That is it's a lovely movie.
Speaker 1: Anyone like to have sex.
Speaker 3: Das Mom or a War Mom Mom and twelve angry Mums.
Speaker 3: They all judge you, Jackie boy, what have you got
Speaker 3: their mum movies? Okay, I put my mum in a
Speaker 3: movie several times.
Speaker 4: Great that we all you have. The nose of my
Speaker 4: mom's name is Jill Wow.
Speaker 13: Free Jilly, the Gills have eyes, Slumdog, Jillionaire Silver and
Speaker 13: Giladelphia anymore natural born Jillers.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, mum movies, Please don't put your mum's
Speaker 3: name and other w We're just reading out a load
Speaker 3: of random names.
Speaker 5: We don't know texam. In thirteen fifty five twenty two, The.
Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Time Wasted Day, head of Mother's Day, we're looking for
Speaker 3: your mum movies. Best in show gets a five hundred
Speaker 3: dollars best Restaurant voucher, all thanks.
Speaker 5: To master Chef. All right, this is a bumpledition.
Speaker 3: There are some very good ones, but only one can
Speaker 3: win the five hundred dollars best Restaurant voucher. Jack, We'll
Speaker 3: be ready to mark. Can't wait, all right, Mum movies,
Speaker 3: Lorenzo's Oil of Ule.
Speaker 5: My Mom love that stuff.
Speaker 3: Crea like a face can speak everywhere. Yes, Silver, Tracy,
Speaker 3: thank you a certain smell. It's toughly Mum's on a
Speaker 3: plane Silver, Mum and Mamma Gold, I love that word.
Speaker 5: And Kerry Zach and Mum make a porno Sha Bread
Speaker 5: is still on your phone? Delete and then deleting. Naughty boy,
Speaker 5: very naughty bat boy. Give them a little time out
Speaker 5: on a naughty step there for Brett Mama style. Not
Speaker 5: a country for old Gold.
Speaker 4: You must have been excited about this new Vince.
Speaker 3: Today to watch it today, This new vincel and comedy
Speaker 3: on Netflix called Nonas Raiders Off the Lost Matriarch Gold,
Speaker 3: very clever Danny Powell.
Speaker 5: Men who stare at mums bronze.
Speaker 3: Op and Mamma Silver, Simon mumbusters Silver, the talented mother
Speaker 3: ripley bronze doctor. I already told you no Silver, Craig
Speaker 3: put a throw on Mama on the train. It's drafty Gold.
Speaker 3: What on Steve Gilbert's slum Dog millf on air? Can
Speaker 3: we keep these clean?
Speaker 5: What? There's a creepiness about today's one Bronz Elliot Dean,
Speaker 5: shame on you slum Dog millfon there? Stop or my
Speaker 5: mum will feed you Tony with an eye. That's very good.
Speaker 5: Big trouble in little toilet if you lead the seat.
Speaker 4: Up bronze.
Speaker 5: With all the talk about hand lotion, lotions eleven.
Speaker 4: Oh gold flath's very good.
Speaker 3: All right, Jack, they're so funny. Let's do this next
Speaker 3: year for Mother's Day. Who do you want to give
Speaker 3: the five hundred dollar vulcher to.
Speaker 4: Let's give it to Lotions eleven.
Speaker 3: Lotions eleven. So that is you, Steve Gilbert, You're the
Speaker 3: winner today. Thank you very much to everyone who sent
Speaker 3: those in there with some brilliant ones. Okay, let's talk
Speaker 3: Monday Show today. When we return with you Monday morning
Speaker 3: here on Gold on four point three, we will have
Speaker 3: your brilliant brand new mishurt lyrics. Maybe you're going to
Speaker 3: find a future Hall of Famer over the weekend.
Speaker 5: We had two this week.
Speaker 3: Leo Christian me my Greek relatives think that Kaim and
Speaker 3: Oak might have some Greek roots.
Speaker 5: I should be Solvaki Laki lackey. Oh no, sorry is
Speaker 5: this one?
Speaker 3: And then Luke holmbs Bear Never Broke My Heart. That's
Speaker 3: possibly the most country and Western song title ever. Beer
Speaker 3: Never Broke my Heart, Long Neck Costco Beer Never Broke
Speaker 3: My Heart. As always, when you miss here your lyrics,
Speaker 3: you email me Christian Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 3: Whatever you ot to this weekend, have a great weekend.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for all your brilliant stories and
Speaker 3: texts and time waste of this week. We are back Monday,
Speaker 3: Patsy and I hope bankers will have a great Mother's
Speaker 3: Day Sunday.
Speaker 5: Have a great weekend everyone, Take care.
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