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Speaker 1: It's a woman woody podcast, minis.

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Speaker 2: But when you're in a rush or just can't be

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Speaker 2: bothered listening to them blather on for half an hour, use.

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Speaker 3: A condom for anything else other than its intended purpose?

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Speaker 4: Yes, And the reason we are asking that is because

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Speaker 4: Jess Fox just won a gold medal.

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Speaker 1: Got on your Fox here was in the canoe slalom.

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Speaker 4: And a detail that will go down in the history

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Speaker 4: books is that she had some damage done to her

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Speaker 4: canoe and they've decided to chuck a dinger on the

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Speaker 4: front of her canoe to stop any leakids. And she's

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Speaker 4: gone on with the dinger canoe and she has won

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Speaker 4: herself a gold medal.

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Speaker 1: Broad strawberry like.

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Speaker 3: An extra sorry, I mean, with canoes obviously, generally speaking,

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Speaker 3: a lot bigger than a man's penis.

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Speaker 1: I'll speak for yourself. Well, I will speak for myself.

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Speaker 2: Awaken.

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Speaker 3: I feel like a medium sized vessel is a lot

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Speaker 3: bigger than my dick.

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Speaker 1: But can we just how was it a overly large condom?

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Speaker 1: It's just a super stretchy.

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Speaker 4: The thing with canoe condoms you can put them on

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Speaker 4: your head. They stretch, they're so strong, they don't break,

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Speaker 4: so that's why they could chuck it on the front

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Speaker 4: of the and it was just outstanding to watch on

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Speaker 4: your jass fox and get on your condoms.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Julie here. Julie, what did you use

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Speaker 1: a condom for?

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Speaker 5: Well, if you fill it up with water, you're tidy

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Speaker 5: and you put in the freezer. It's the perfect shape

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Speaker 5: for uh, for like an ice pack for hemorrhoids.

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Speaker 1: Could have just ended an ice pack then.

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Speaker 6: That wild.

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Speaker 1: Well, let's go to Terry here. Terry, what did you

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Speaker 1: use a condom for? Well?

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Speaker 5: I next military so we used to put it in

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Speaker 5: my sand of the gun barrels to make sure we

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Speaker 5: can get water in them if we have to jump

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Speaker 5: out of plate.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, holy So there's no like military issued gun waterproofing.

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Speaker 1: The condoms a military issue. The condoms move over, Olympic Village.

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Speaker 1: We were.

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Speaker 6: Both genders, you.

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Speaker 4: Know, yes, yes, look in look out Friday night drinks

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Speaker 4: in the tenthill, you know wherever you hang out.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Anita here.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to I need a new call, ach them

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Speaker 4: on fire.

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Speaker 1: An What did you use a condom for?

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Speaker 5: That was so bad?

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Speaker 4: Thank you?

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Speaker 1: Someone someone had to say it. Someone had to say, Ana,

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Speaker 1: what did you save me? What did you what did

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Speaker 1: you use a condom?

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Speaker 6: For? About twenty years ago, my mom had lip pose

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Speaker 6: suction on her chin and they used ice filled condoms

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Speaker 6: to put to reduce the swelling. And it was a

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Speaker 6: sight you can't unsee.

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Speaker 1: Does your mum with a couple of condoms on a gin?

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Speaker 1: And then? Yeah? Fright, full stuff and amazing that the

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Speaker 1: ice packs makes a lot of sense. It makes a

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Speaker 1: lot of sense because yourself a thin ice pack. I

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Speaker 1: don't understand why.

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Speaker 3: Move on because if you're just joining us, Julie said

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Speaker 3: it was a perfect ice pack for hemorrhoids.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I don't understand why.

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Speaker 3: It was a perfect ice pack.

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Speaker 1: For a gin, though, Like, just get some frozen peas, Dave.

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Speaker 1: Similar crevice though, similar crevice to your ass?

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Speaker 2: What your neck?

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Speaker 1: What does your ears look like? Quite wide? Quite wine? No,

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Speaker 1: it's if you bend over.

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Speaker 4: What you It's just a crevice at the end of

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Speaker 4: the day, anyway, it's going to layam heream what did

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Speaker 4: you use a condom?

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Speaker 2: Forms we're trying to find crevis.

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Speaker 7: So I was back when I was in high school,

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Speaker 7: I was in wood tech and I slipped and this

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Speaker 7: standed the tip of my finger off, and I actually

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Speaker 7: had a rep trove of pooty that weekend, and I

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Speaker 7: couldn't get the strapping tape of stick on it without

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Speaker 7: tearing the scab off. So I put a condoct o

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Speaker 7: my finger and played with it.

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Speaker 1: Oh dear, how many did you kick lamb?

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Speaker 7: Hey?

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Speaker 1: How many did you kick.

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Speaker 7: Rugby leg back?

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Speaker 1: Perfect? I have been on fire about it has been memorable.

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Speaker 1: D I thought we were going to finish with the

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Speaker 1: kig six mate.

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Speaker 4: Everyone was gonna laugh into the traffic, but now we're

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Speaker 4: very awkwardly stumbled into the traffic.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations chess Fox on the Gold Middle. There we go

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