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<v Speaker 1>Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I am so in the doghouse, I really am. Uh so.

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<v Speaker 1>One of my daughters was pressurizing me to you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like Patsy see, always just under pressure. There's no delay,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no sort of delayed gratification. It's now. They better

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<v Speaker 1>live in the internal present. They're very e cart told,

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<v Speaker 1>they're very the power of now. Anytime I get a message,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, can you pick me up? I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>say when I'm already leaving the house. It's like now,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't even presume you'll have plans the mountain times

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<v Speaker 1>I've just had to leave the gym mid workout. I've

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<v Speaker 1>just got there to go and get a kid from somewhere. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>so they're going it's school shirt now, and so I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. I started try and get the ironing board out,

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<v Speaker 1>which is a nightmare just getting out because it's like

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<v Speaker 1>joy shoved somewhere is it's never in a convenient place,

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<v Speaker 1>and says we haven't got time for that. I need

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<v Speaker 1>it now. So I just laid a towel down on

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<v Speaker 1>the dining table. I need to explain, Okay, the dining

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<v Speaker 1>table we we it's shipped over is very important to

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<v Speaker 1>my wife.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's a beautiful table.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a lovely table, right, and we've had it like

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen years. Every single photo of like the girls having

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<v Speaker 1>a birthday party at home in an old house is

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<v Speaker 1>all around that table. We've had kitchen at Christmas dinners

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<v Speaker 1>on that table, New Year's celebrations. It's a big part

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<v Speaker 1>of our family that my wife loves the table. You're

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<v Speaker 1>not allowed to put a hot drink down there without

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<v Speaker 1>a coaster. Who certainly aren't allowed to put a flipping

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<v Speaker 1>grape steamline.

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<v Speaker 2>Traditionally they are hotter than a.

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<v Speaker 1>Hot tea hotter steam iron and a love flimsy towel,

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<v Speaker 1>and like home, working in the dry and cleaners. And

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<v Speaker 1>of course I didn't realize what was happening underneath it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was making my own kind of turin shroud on

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<v Speaker 1>that table. There is a big, vivid stain. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>I must have steamed the wagons off. You've seen it.

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<v Speaker 3>I have seen it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's an ugly, as my wife said, ugly vivid stay.

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<v Speaker 1>It's rather big too, a huge so as you can imagine,

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<v Speaker 1>this is put a little bit of a damna over

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<v Speaker 1>life generally. That weekend, Sarah actually said, I'm even want

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<v Speaker 1>to go out this weekend. Life will be okay. I

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<v Speaker 1>reckon if I said, listen, I've just had some terrible

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<v Speaker 1>news Altorf and it got like a couple of weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>But we can do about that stain. It's typical you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to die. So obviously there's been a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people giving me what I call home remedies. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if any of these work. I mean some of

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<v Speaker 1>the comments, samear it with mayo, leave it for a

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<v Speaker 1>few hours overnight, Trust me, it works. How is mayonnaise

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<v Speaker 1>going to work?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you've taken the top layer of it off.

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<v Speaker 1>You need you to help me out right now. I

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<v Speaker 1>know what I've done you in this morning. I saw

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<v Speaker 1>it at five am. It's there. The moment you walk

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<v Speaker 1>into the kitchen and go, oh god, it's there.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the only thing you can do is strip

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<v Speaker 2>the whole table of the wax and then start over

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<v Speaker 2>the top of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why how do you even do that?

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<v Speaker 2>Take the iron to the whole the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It should try out? Fine, I had this happened to me.

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<v Speaker 1>You just leave it and the spot was gone. Nothing

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<v Speaker 1>ever gets better by just being left alone.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how I try to fix everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Try rubbing the side of a walnut into the wood grains?

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<v Speaker 1>What are these medieval cures? Iron? Again, gentle heat, no

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<v Speaker 1>steam user to tell steamers what got you into this mess?

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<v Speaker 1>So steam's what's going to get you out of it?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Dad, it's definitely not gonna work.

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<v Speaker 1>You could try furniture restorers oil. Where would I it gets?

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<v Speaker 1>I've done enough damage? Where am I going to find

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<v Speaker 1>that sand it back? Restain it? Try that? Christian? What

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<v Speaker 1>about buying I've got an ironing border. K These comments

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<v Speaker 1>aren't happening. If there is anyone listened to Liz who

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<v Speaker 1>actually has got some ideas that don't involve mayonnaise or

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<v Speaker 1>rubbing a walnut on it, please call me. What can

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<v Speaker 1>I do to save the weekend of my life? This

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<v Speaker 1>is the Christian o'commel show podcast. How can I get

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<v Speaker 1>a big stain out of a wooden table? I put

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<v Speaker 1>an iron on it? Not just I didn't obviously put

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<v Speaker 1>the iron on it. If you just tuned in, I

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<v Speaker 1>did have a layering down of a towel. Because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not a fool.

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<v Speaker 2>It must have been a very thin tail.

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<v Speaker 1>It was, it was a very thick tail. Guys, I

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<v Speaker 1>need you to back me up on this today. Christian,

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<v Speaker 1>just heard your dilemma. I'm a qualified furniture maker that

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<v Speaker 1>can easily solve your problem. But in return, you wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to cook me a barbecue lunch, preferably lamb cutlets, and

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<v Speaker 1>buy me a carton of beer. All right, Lee Mandalaid

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<v Speaker 1>Custom Furniture. How about you just come around and do it?

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<v Speaker 1>Why have I got to do it all this? We

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<v Speaker 1>lamb cutlets for lunch, Christian. Strangely, rubbing walnuts can work

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<v Speaker 1>because of the oil they contain. I use them on

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<v Speaker 1>scratches on timber floorboards. That comes from Jody.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but we're not talking about a scratch, a big cuts, a.

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<v Speaker 1>Huge, big, ugly stain. Jeff, Good morning, Christian, Jeff. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you save my life and my weekend? What can I do?

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<v Speaker 4>I had exactly the same thing happened to my dining table,

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<v Speaker 4>and the stain was there for years, and I tried

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<v Speaker 4>everything to get rid of it, and the friend suggested

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<v Speaker 4>just running a hedge while over it, very slowly, and

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<v Speaker 4>it actually took off. And I've never had it back.

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<v Speaker 1>So what with the hair do I do? Jeff? What

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<v Speaker 1>would you get rid.

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<v Speaker 4>Of the Yeah, that's something we was getting it out

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<v Speaker 4>from underneath. It's what she just tripped underneath and it

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<v Speaker 4>slowly comes down so it.

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<v Speaker 1>Melts away the white stuff the stain.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, exactly as I said. I had exactly the same thing.

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<v Speaker 4>And we had put hot food on the table with

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<v Speaker 4>a thin tail over it and left them period of time,

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<v Speaker 4>and when we listed up, we had this huge white

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<v Speaker 4>stain that was horrible and it actually worked.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what? They should have warnings on these towels,

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't they do not use as an airport. I'm blaming

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<v Speaker 1>the Town Manufacturer company actually, and mom was a thick tail,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, not a thing one like you. For

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<v Speaker 1>the record, you're Jeff, do you know what? I've got

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<v Speaker 1>nothing else to do, so I would try that, Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you very much.

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<v Speaker 4>A brainer.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you're listening to the question, you know Carl Show podcast, Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>When my daughter was got as younger, we'd commissioned a

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<v Speaker 1>one direction birthday cake made for her. Getting out of

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<v Speaker 1>the car, I managed to chop Harry Stars's head off,

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<v Speaker 1>ruined it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh age that reminds me. Actually, the first time you

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<v Speaker 2>guys came over to our house, do you remember you?

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<v Speaker 2>You daughter made a pavlof and the German shepherd stepped

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<v Speaker 2>in the pavlova in the back of the car.

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<v Speaker 1>Is very temperamental, baker, my daughter. Do you whan they

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<v Speaker 1>try to blame it on me? My daughter? It was

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<v Speaker 1>because I wasn't watching the dog. I didn't know who

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<v Speaker 1>was going to stand in a pavlova. It's a dog,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. What did you ruin, Hailey? I ruined a

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<v Speaker 1>carpet trying to get bubblegum out. I remember my mum

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<v Speaker 1>told me a paper bank and a line can remove

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<v Speaker 1>wax al gum from clothes. So I tried it on

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<v Speaker 1>a cheap synthetic carpet. The result was a rather large

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<v Speaker 1>melted circle of carpet in the middle of our living room. Christian,

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<v Speaker 1>I remember trying to super glue my moccasin sole back

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<v Speaker 1>on to my shoe. I thought we had a great

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<v Speaker 1>idea to put my foot on the ground to act

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<v Speaker 1>as to the weight while it dried. Include the whole

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<v Speaker 1>thing to the carpet. Let's do super glue stories next week.

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<v Speaker 1>There'll be so many mishaps you've had using superglue. Karen,

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<v Speaker 1>I ruin my high school winter skirt standing too close

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<v Speaker 1>to the heater, burnt a massive hole in the back

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<v Speaker 1>of it. Didn't get a new one though, Mom just

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<v Speaker 1>patched it up. Not embarrassing at all to weren't a

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<v Speaker 1>skirt with a massive patch on the back of the eye.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember patches? Yeah, my mom would just do that.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you were like put your knees through like

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<v Speaker 1>a pair of jeans, you would just have patches put

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<v Speaker 1>on them. You don't get kids on it because you've

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<v Speaker 1>got rights, now, human rights. You can't just patch patch

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<v Speaker 1>it up. Fine, get back out there.

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<v Speaker 3>They had a kit and there'd be buttons and zip.

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<v Speaker 3>But mother's so nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, patches. What did you ruin?

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<v Speaker 2>Jack my headphones? You know, the AirPod buds. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>getting him mixed up with anchors one. So I wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to paint mine so I could tell them apart easily,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought. I taped them up tightly in the areas.

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<v Speaker 1>That the paint glossy. So what were you going to

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<v Speaker 1>use like a special paint?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I was using the leftover paint from the kitchen

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<v Speaker 2>semi on your AirPods. So I taped up the end

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<v Speaker 2>so the paint was seepin, and dipped them in the

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<v Speaker 2>paint and they looked really good. But then the problem

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<v Speaker 2>was they stopped working. So I guess I didn't tape

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<v Speaker 2>it well enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Patsy, what have you ruined?

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<v Speaker 3>I ruined Chris's front lawn once. Chris used to really

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<v Speaker 3>pride himself on the front lawn. He do you know,

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<v Speaker 3>like the criss crossers and.

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<v Speaker 2>He was like, he's carving out the mcg It.

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<v Speaker 3>Was like a hobby for him. And he used to

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<v Speaker 3>cut the what did you do for hobby? No, he

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<v Speaker 3>loved it. You'd get out there, he'd love it, take

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<v Speaker 3>great pride in it. He'd even cut the edges with scissors.

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<v Speaker 1>And the royal flowers shows.

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<v Speaker 3>I swearssors.

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<v Speaker 1>Out there and a ruler and when those squares to

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<v Speaker 1>get the angles right, he's combing it as well with

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<v Speaker 1>his hair comb.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we love them. Anyway, he went he was away

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<v Speaker 3>one weekend. I thought, you know what, I'll surprise him

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<v Speaker 3>one myself because he hadn't had time to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's his hobby, you don't have a go at something.

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<v Speaker 3>Indeed, anyway, the mole was on the lowest setting. I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't realize it had settings anyway, So I did the

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<v Speaker 3>first couple of rows, and I realized it was too

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<v Speaker 3>low because it was down to the clay there was.

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<v Speaker 1>Suddenly it's bald? Is it?

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<v Speaker 2>It was bald?

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<v Speaker 1>He wasn't get it worse than a busker? Did he

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<v Speaker 1>say when he got when he saw it, MO, my god,

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<v Speaker 1>my hobby, he said, don't help. The Christian O'Connell Show

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<v Speaker 1>podcast