WEBVTT - MINI: The Day Patsy Was Abandoned

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Good morning Pats, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>good e?

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<v Speaker 2>How a bit dusty today?

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<v Speaker 1>What did you go out last night?

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<v Speaker 2>No, not in that sense, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually feel very sorry for Pats, and I was

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<v Speaker 1>leaving a gap there for you Alex and Uia to

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<v Speaker 1>apologize the Pats parts has been parts has been boundy

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<v Speaker 1>let down by you two scoundrels.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually talk about the Titanic, these two, what happened to

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<v Speaker 2>women and children? First in the lifeboats? Sarah Jy, our

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<v Speaker 2>magnificent show manager, and I were left stranded at the

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<v Speaker 2>Sydney Airport the other night by these two who decided

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<v Speaker 2>to take an earlier flight.

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<v Speaker 1>I could't believe when I was born in my flight

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<v Speaker 1>that I was booked on the seven thirty one Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>These two chances, we're hanging around the gate go we

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<v Speaker 1>mastually get on this and I was like, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>where's Pats? And then then there was a lot of awkwardness.

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<v Speaker 1>So where is Pats?

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<v Speaker 3>Where?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, she's been moved to a later flight at ten PM.

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<v Speaker 1>So I just need to rewhind if you're wondering what's happened.

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<v Speaker 1>And tensions are high right now, and we've got just

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<v Speaker 1>over two weeks left on the year, and it's like

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<v Speaker 1>a band that's been on a very long world tour

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<v Speaker 1>where you know you're not there's tension and cracks already there.

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<v Speaker 1>And what happened Wednesday Tuesday in Sydney was nasty and

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<v Speaker 1>it's your issue to make good repats. So we weren't

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<v Speaker 1>here Tuesday morning and throughout the day, we didn't do

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<v Speaker 1>Tuesday show. We were in Sydney. We all left very

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<v Speaker 1>early Tuesday morning and I want to fly and I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know planes flying a quarter to six in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that they started after quarter to six. And

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<v Speaker 1>so we had a full day filming. We were filming

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<v Speaker 1>a TV advert for the show for next year because

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<v Speaker 1>we're going national from jen next year and so we're

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<v Speaker 1>filming in Sydney and so we were there all day

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<v Speaker 1>and the flight bag was at seven thirty nights, so

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<v Speaker 1>I was when we got to Sydney Airport to come

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<v Speaker 1>back home to Melbourne on Tuesday night, I was getting

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<v Speaker 1>onto a seven thirty flight, and you'll, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>why they put you on a Jetstar one for eight

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<v Speaker 1>o'clock thirty.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually I do know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not my business. And how this company, how this

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<v Speaker 1>company allocates resources and looks after what I call major stakeholders.

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<v Speaker 1>But issue with.

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<v Speaker 2>Me dogs in the plane. It's almost like, here's your

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<v Speaker 2>here's your pin pats in.

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<v Speaker 1>You go just shocking at that's what Alex and Rio did. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so how did you two even get on a different airline?

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<v Speaker 3>We know people the optics aren't great that we went

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<v Speaker 3>to the airport together and they.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me this, did Alex call lambo mate? That is

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<v Speaker 1>now quanto mate? That was my next option.

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<v Speaker 3>Our flight was delayed till ten o'clock, which is a

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<v Speaker 3>very very big delay. Then I've never seen this version

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<v Speaker 3>of Alex. Alex goes into this kind of TV mode

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<v Speaker 3>where he turns on the schmoos and the charm. He

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<v Speaker 3>calls the sort of company, trust people he got, He's

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<v Speaker 3>got people, he knows people, and then he manages to

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<v Speaker 3>get two seats on an earlier flight.

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<v Speaker 1>Sophie's choice. Who did he give that? The two slots? Too? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>One is obviously to himself. Of course, those masks on

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<v Speaker 1>your own face on the plane.

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<v Speaker 3>I say, hey, Patsy Sarah, if you want.

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<v Speaker 1>Alex was there when he kind of protesting from Rio,

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<v Speaker 1>it was there, was there was a crucial detail. Two

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<v Speaker 1>had already checked their bags in. They couldn't get their

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<v Speaker 1>bags off the plane in time to get the plant.

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<v Speaker 1>The next one, miny detail.

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<v Speaker 2>I say, miny details women and children first. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>and Rio said, oh, Patson, Sarah, one of you, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>but he didn't mean it because he's kind of looking

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<v Speaker 2>at the floor.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like, we'll stick around, please say do stick around?

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<v Speaker 1>Please? No, no, we don't want to go.

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<v Speaker 3>And as soon as we got to no, you guys go,

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<v Speaker 3>we're like, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And we did not see them for dust do you

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<v Speaker 2>should have seen them?

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<v Speaker 1>This is horrible, having a really nice bonding experience. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't believe we're going to get to do this next year.

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<v Speaker 1>What a great end to an amazing year. We're lucky

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<v Speaker 1>to have this experience. It's a really nice bonding experience.

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<v Speaker 1>We're all in this TV advert together and then we

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<v Speaker 1>just it all just fell apart from you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Broke up the bear.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no, they are KOs Ye, there's.

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<v Speaker 3>No point everybody going down with the ship. We need

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<v Speaker 3>to put some people.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what time I got home?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to know. One twelve o'clock.

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<v Speaker 2>That plane pulled up to that too, and well you

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<v Speaker 2>were tucked in with your little armies and there.

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<v Speaker 1>I was so exhausted I fell asleep on the couch.

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<v Speaker 1>When I woke up, the count the dog was there.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened? Had the game not the place exactly? Now

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<v Speaker 1>there's a part two we need to talk about next

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<v Speaker 1>because one of the team had to break into my

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<v Speaker 1>house to check in on my dog, Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>So the other thing we need to talk about is Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 1>It's about four o'clock during the day filming an a

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<v Speaker 1>random suburb in Sydney that apparently been chosen because it

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<v Speaker 1>was very flat and yet it was the most hilly

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<v Speaker 1>hilly's part of Sydney. We were way above sea level,

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<v Speaker 1>we were high er.

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<v Speaker 3>It's literally called the hills, Yes, Ulcombe Hills.

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<v Speaker 1>It was awful slopey, yeah, Walcombe Hills. And they were like,

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<v Speaker 1>we have to film somewhere where it's very flat. It

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<v Speaker 1>had a slope that entire road a huge gradient and

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<v Speaker 1>also by the way, so we were in Sydney when

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<v Speaker 1>we were filming on Tuesday, it was like thirty three

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<v Speaker 1>degrees and we were filming all day on the.

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<v Speaker 2>Road community it was about three hundred and that is that.

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<v Speaker 1>Huge camera light on me and I just had to

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<v Speaker 1>work in a way I'm not used to. The talking

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<v Speaker 1>and walking is surprisingly tricky. You know, we see people

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<v Speaker 1>do it effortlessly on TV, like Jeremy Claranson does it

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<v Speaker 1>incredibly well. But they were like, can you take four

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<v Speaker 1>steps side, look to the camera, say if you're not

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<v Speaker 1>looking for a radio show, walk two more steps, look

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<v Speaker 1>at the funk camera, and then deliver the next two lines.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, I didn't know what the first

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<v Speaker 1>was and I was just thinking, just try best. And

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<v Speaker 1>then they would go, can we just do that again

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<v Speaker 1>this time take two and a half steps, and stuff

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<v Speaker 1>like what human can be programmed like this? We can

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<v Speaker 1>barely do it sat moving and talking. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>that's so tricky. But anyway, I get a message from

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<v Speaker 1>my wife. Now, my wife and daughters are in Dubai

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<v Speaker 1>this week seeing my wife's sister who lives there, and

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<v Speaker 1>about four o'clock. Our time my wife is obviously waking

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<v Speaker 1>up is eight am in Dubai and says you back home?

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<v Speaker 1>And no, no, I told you I'm not until seven thirty flight.

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<v Speaker 1>And suddenly then and they're about to go and we're

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<v Speaker 1>rolling speeding Take nineteen and I see this, woo. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know the dog, nothing about how are you coping

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<v Speaker 1>in this heat? What's it like working or set where

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<v Speaker 1>there's over fifty crew all staring at you and nothing

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<v Speaker 1>about me? She says, Oh the god the dog Reggie

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<v Speaker 1>would have been alone by it all day. And I said, listen, Tina,

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<v Speaker 1>Liz to produce a Tina there's about ten minutes away

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<v Speaker 1>in Bentley, ask if she'd be kind enough to come around,

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<v Speaker 1>pop in and see the dog. Then I'm like, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't deal with this, Tina, you poor thing. You need

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<v Speaker 1>to pick up the story, Paul, did you know this, Pats,

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<v Speaker 1>Tina went around to my house, broke in, broke in

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<v Speaker 1>to see the cat regg and meet Larry the cat.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yes, I did get a fraggick text from Sarah

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<v Speaker 4>with your codes to come into your house and one.

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<v Speaker 1>Of four point three. Don't tell anyone.

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<v Speaker 4>I have the codes but yes, I got a fraggic

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<v Speaker 4>text to just go hang out with a dog for

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<v Speaker 4>twenty minutes. And then I said, you want me to

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<v Speaker 4>feed him? She's like yes, So I had to feed him,

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<v Speaker 4>hung out, broke into your house and spent time with

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<v Speaker 4>your dog and your cat.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much for doing that. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>my wife made it really odd, said to Tina, feel

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<v Speaker 1>free to put the TV and make yourself at home

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<v Speaker 1>and just hang around for a couple of hours until

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<v Speaker 1>Christian gets back. Without telling me. Do you imagine if

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<v Speaker 1>like I just keept like, oh my god, it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>a beer and go to sleep. I'm like, woman, she's

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<v Speaker 1>the first time, Tina. Yeah, just watching math. So make

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<v Speaker 1>yourself at home, you know, because Tina is a very

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<v Speaker 1>proud Greek lady. I was hoping that there'd be some

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<v Speaker 1>sort of on the stove bubbling is it in a

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<v Speaker 1>slow cooker? And spent a cop and oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought there'd been a life mousaka freshly baked in

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<v Speaker 1>the oven. Nothing, Tina, you left me nothing to be silly.

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<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't even cook for myself.

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<v Speaker 1>That kind of stuff. Is it strange that you just

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<v Speaker 1>had to break in and just snoop around my house.

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<v Speaker 4>It was changed. All the doors were clothed, and I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, oh, do I pete? But I didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>No one tells you this in the job interview, that

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<v Speaker 3>you might actually have to go.

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<v Speaker 1>To break into his house and just pat his cat

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<v Speaker 1>and dog for ten minutes and then leave or hang

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<v Speaker 1>out hang out to you yesterday? Did you tell Tina

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<v Speaker 1>so hang around? As I got back, I thought might

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<v Speaker 1>be nice you did to catch up. I was just cooked. Tina,

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<v Speaker 1>why don't we get a takeaway kick back and hang

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<v Speaker 1>out on the couch. She's got your pj's neighbors have

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<v Speaker 1>then seen someone leave at half eleven at nights, some

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<v Speaker 1>random Greek lady. Thank you, Tina. The Christian O'Connell Show

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<v Speaker 1>podcast