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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Jonesy and Demander podcast.

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Speaker 2: This is a story and gird your loins because it's

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Speaker 2: about loins. They're finding that in they're investigating claims the

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Speaker 2: anti doping agencies investigating claims that ski jumpers have been

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Speaker 2: injecting their members with hyroloric not hydrochloric hyroluric acid. This

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Speaker 2: is the stuff I think that's filler that women put

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Speaker 2: in their face.

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Speaker 1: You sit it on the ads.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, but then it's not normally seen.

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Speaker 1: In that's the abbreviation.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, this is being known as Pena's gate because

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Speaker 2: they're buying themselves some extra room in their ski suits

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Speaker 2: and this is apparently giving them the edge. So what

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Speaker 2: happens is you are measured for the ski jumpers are

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Speaker 2: measured for their suits. The measurements of their body length

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Speaker 2: including crutch height, determined by a three D body scanner.

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Speaker 2: So the dimensions of the suit are strictly regulated because

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Speaker 2: the total size of the suit can have a significant

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Speaker 2: effect on the amount of lift that you can generate,

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Speaker 2: and so enlarging the poodles with hyroloric acid can provide

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Speaker 2: a benefit. When the athlete is subject to this standardized

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Speaker 2: body measurement process. The dimensions recorded of their body would

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Speaker 2: be larger than they would otherwise. As they say, so,

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Speaker 2: if you've injected this, it makes the nether region wider

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Speaker 2: and makes it like a fruit bat and more glider

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Speaker 2: surface area. We're to help you glide through the air.

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Speaker 2: As they say, here, every extra centimeter on a suit counts.

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Speaker 2: If your suit has five percent bigger surface area, you

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Speaker 2: fly further.

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Speaker 1: Because I heard about them putting modeling clay down there.

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Speaker 1: But the problem is when they get back to the

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Speaker 1: scr scrutineering.

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Speaker 2: Part, you've made a vase.

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Speaker 1: Because they got what's this, what's here? What's this stuff?

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Speaker 2: Terra Cotta Warrior.

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Speaker 1: I was scared them up in the air, of course,

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Speaker 1: but you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, modeling clay, the modeling clay natural. No, well,

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Speaker 2: and this is completely natural. You have to be careful

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Speaker 2: though poorly injected doses of this penal pain, deformity, injection inflammation,

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Speaker 2: sexual dysfunction, and in the worst case of gangreen and

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Speaker 2: loss of no you'd get no extra lift that way.

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Speaker 1: Although pain they're playing it not fast issue.

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Speaker 2: You'll have a ball