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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: So we're not going to judge you. What was the

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Speaker 2: small reason you broke up with somebody? Nine four one

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Speaker 2: four one four three Angela, Good morning, Hello.

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Speaker 1: Angela, you're there.

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Speaker 2: You've been here since six Sorry, angela little delay with

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Speaker 2: the producers. I think staring out the window this morning

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Speaker 2: at the buses going by. Sorry about that, Angela, Angela,

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Speaker 2: what was the reason you broke up with somebody?

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Speaker 3: I broke up with someone because they had a loud

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Speaker 3: inside voice.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, what, just like a real big booming kind of.

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Speaker 3: Bellow, big booming bellow voice at all times. I would

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Speaker 3: merely pee my pants every time he woke.

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Speaker 2: So how how long did the relationship go on more

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Speaker 2: before it was a deal breaker?

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Speaker 3: It probably only lasted about six weeks. On top of

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Speaker 3: the the loud talking, he was also a really big snorer,

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Speaker 3: so I couldn't blake through it, and I was just ignorted.

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Speaker 1: Can you give us an example of how loud he

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Speaker 1: inside voice was?

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Speaker 3: Well, it's it gonna It might have stored if I yelled,

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Speaker 3: but okay, so we'd just be watching TV, what have

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Speaker 3: you whatever, and you know, no conversation, you know, he

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Speaker 3: might offer a cup of coffee, and it wouldn't be Hey, Dave,

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Speaker 3: do you want a cup of coffee? To be like, wait,

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Speaker 3: do you want a cup of coffee?

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Speaker 1: And I would I would just jump out what had

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Speaker 1: he done in his life that had led him to

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Speaker 1: have such a loud voice? Does he work in a

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Speaker 1: loud factory or something?

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Speaker 3: He was an arborist, so obviously dealing with chainsaws, et cetera,

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Speaker 3: a lot of loud machinery. But he was also apparently

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Speaker 3: in the army reserves.

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Speaker 1: All right, okay, but that doesn't make it all right.

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Speaker 2: You've got a whisper, but you can't be on maneuvers

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Speaker 2: or in a foxhole and oh right, three, we're going

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Speaker 2: to attack.

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Speaker 1: It was.

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Speaker 3: It was really like that he'd have to get up

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Speaker 3: early to go to work, so you know, six o'clock

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Speaker 3: or ORIONI.

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Speaker 2: They were like, mother, Yeah, Angela, that's a great one.

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Speaker 2: This I'm going to send you price. So I'm going

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Speaker 2: to give you a can I give you one hundred

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Speaker 2: dollars eBay voucher?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: That is this.

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Speaker 3: Obvi if we have low.

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Speaker 2: Standards, Well that's why he listened to this show. I mean,

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Speaker 2: Angela thank you very much. She called, I have a

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Speaker 2: good day. That's funny, really funny. Cool uh Jack?

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Speaker 1: Good morning Jack, Yeah, morning all, Yeah, we're good Jack.

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Speaker 1: What was the small reason you broke up with.

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Speaker 4: Somebody over a toilet seed?

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Speaker 5: Mate?

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Speaker 1: What happened?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 4: I bog o friend to come over on the weekends

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Speaker 4: because she only came down for the weekends from Tibenden

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Speaker 4: and I didn't buy myself, so the toilet there was

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Speaker 4: always up. So she kept complaining that I never put

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Speaker 4: the toilet flee down. So the next weekend she came

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Speaker 4: over to my place and I put toilet feed down

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Speaker 4: plus the lid, and then she complained she had to

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Speaker 4: lift the link.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a tough one. It's not good. It is

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Speaker 1: not It is not for a divorce, is it. We

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Speaker 1: said we wouldn't judge. We said we wouldn't judge. But

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Speaker 1: that was it for you. That was it over. That's it,

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Speaker 1: packing bags, Jack, Thank you very much. Cool, nice one, Karen, good.

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Speaker 3: Morning, Good morning Christian.

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Speaker 1: Now I think we spoke to you before you bus driver?

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Speaker 5: I am, I am a bus driver.

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Speaker 1: Are you on the bus right now?

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Speaker 3: I am?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I am?

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Speaker 1: And then what number you are running? Today. Where are

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Speaker 1: we off to?

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Speaker 6: Four three three?

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Speaker 5: I'm doing the Hillview run and I'm round back as

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Speaker 5: Mars right.

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Speaker 1: I love this, I love I love.

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Speaker 2: We sometimes get emails and bus drivers who are listened

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Speaker 2: to the shows, so good morning to Aliving. Thanks for

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Speaker 2: sticking the show on as well, Karen. Why did you

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Speaker 2: break up with someone? What's a small reason?

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Speaker 5: Well, I was magged by friends to go out to

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Speaker 5: join a dating agency, which I've done, and this guy

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Speaker 5: was really good looking and he was a pig farmer,

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Speaker 5: and pigs are my favorite animal. But I thought I

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Speaker 5: would get to see lots of cute piglets. But no,

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Speaker 5: he didn't have any pigs on the farm when I

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Speaker 5: dated him. He just had counts.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, I can't stand these people where you either

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Speaker 2: don't be like their photo on those dating apps or

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Speaker 2: they don't have any pigs.

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Speaker 3: I know, I know.

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Speaker 1: So how he lied about the pigs to luin ladies

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Speaker 1: that love a pig?

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Speaker 3: No, No, he just it was just the wrong season

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Speaker 3: for them.

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Speaker 5: They just hadn't got any pigs at that ps season.

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Speaker 1: They don't just disappear.

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Speaker 2: Pigs anyway, And do you want to come up to

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Speaker 2: my bedroom?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like, come and see my piglets. But no,

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Speaker 5: there wasn't any, oh.

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Speaker 1: Dear, and that was it. A relationship over If you

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Speaker 1: don't even got any pigs, there's nothing in this Yeah.

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Speaker 5: And he had an awful accent. He was Norfolk born

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Speaker 5: and bred in East Anglia and his accent was awful.

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Speaker 2: Right, Okay for those of you don't know whether it

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Speaker 2: is in England, it's like a sort of very strong.

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Speaker 1: I can say it now.

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Speaker 2: I'm not broadcasting to that part of the country, but

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Speaker 2: can I just say this inbred?

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Speaker 1: No, yeah, Yeah, explained why he thought there was a

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Speaker 1: season for pigs growing again, like daffodils or something. I've

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Speaker 1: been watering the terms. They should be here anytime soon.

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Speaker 1: All right, thank you very much, she will stay. They

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Speaker 1: were sorry out the prize.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast more calls small reason

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Speaker 2: you broke up with somebody. Some amazing stuff so far

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Speaker 2: involving a Savage garden CD and that being it. And

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Speaker 2: then they're obviously the lack of pigs in the early

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Speaker 2: stages of relationship.

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Speaker 1: We've all been there before. Who we got here? Yash,

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Yash.

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Speaker 6: Good morning, Christian. It's dog on my friend Jacob when

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Speaker 6: we used to live in Peterborough and he didn't have

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Speaker 6: much like in relationships. He was very picky and he

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Speaker 6: broke up with a lady because of she had squaestions.

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Speaker 2: Now to help me out here, Yes, I'm now worried

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Speaker 2: that I might be a man who has questions.

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Speaker 1: What is what are squaestions?

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Speaker 6: Well? I know right well she came in in short,

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Speaker 6: it was summer, and it's just fund that there were

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Speaker 6: too square for his likings. And after that I said,

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Speaker 6: so how did it go here? And I said what's

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Speaker 6: wrong with this one? And he said, now she has

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Speaker 6: square shins?

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Speaker 2: Squaestions squash lady.

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Speaker 1: Makes you think, yeah, right, well listen yash, lovely cool.

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Speaker 1: We'll send your price. Stay there, mate, lovely, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I have a good day. Yah, let's go to Johnny squash.

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Speaker 1: You guys have my shit feel angular as I touched them.

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Speaker 2: Now, I don't know whether mine or oblong now and

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Speaker 2: when you don't have to go and see an expert

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Speaker 2: about this a shrenologist.

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Speaker 1: Johnny, Good morning, good morning.

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Speaker 3: Here are you going?

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Speaker 1: Johnny? And Johnny? What's the small reason he broke up

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Speaker 1: with somebody?

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Speaker 4: It's not No, it was me mother.

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Speaker 3: Actually, after thirty seven years of marriage, she barked up

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Speaker 3: my father over the NBN.

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Speaker 1: You've got to it or not? You've got what I know.

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Speaker 1: It's bad, it's not the worst in the world. But

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Speaker 1: I said, your dad's fault, mister NB. Did he invent it?

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Speaker 1: If so, I get it.

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Speaker 4: No, No, like the old saying, you know this draw

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Speaker 4: that broke the camel's back, about the optic fiber that

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Speaker 4: broke the camel's back.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very good. Sip of the hat the hat.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Now, yeah, she won the NBN and he wouldn't

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Speaker 3: let her have it, so she said, buggy, I'm out

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Speaker 3: of you.

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Speaker 2: She went.

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Speaker 1: And now now she shacked up with the guy who's

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Speaker 1: got a five.

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Speaker 6: He's there.

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Speaker 3: She's like a greevy granny and now a techn dervy

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Speaker 3: and everything. Now learn Internet, shopping, you name it, Facebook, Instagram.

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Speaker 3: She's all up on it now.

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Speaker 1: And how's your dad there? Left alone with his modem?

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Speaker 1: Is he all right in the mode?

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Speaker 3: Never got there?

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Speaker 4: So, yeah, he's got the house and no internet.

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