Speaker 1: Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
Speaker 1: of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
Speaker 1: yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is
Speaker 1: a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will
Speaker 1: cut you off at the knees then gift.
Speaker 2: You a pair of easies.
Speaker 1: And that, my friends, is why you always always need.
Speaker 3: A buck up.
Speaker 2: I'm still in a place of great beauty.
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, you are beautiful. You know what I'm doing?
Speaker 3: Hate lane Brook?
Speaker 2: Are you complimenting? No nagging?
Speaker 3: Do you know what you get? Fine?
Speaker 4: Artist formerly known as Eighth val now known as Nate
Speaker 4: Valveo sounds very simply.
Speaker 3: Can I just very quickly say to listeners, it's so
Speaker 3: weird just to say your name that we.
Speaker 2: Have saying my name.
Speaker 3: Say my name's a weird thing to do on this
Speaker 3: pot every week.
Speaker 4: I find bizarre when my husband says my name in full. Yeah,
Speaker 4: just when I hear him say my name, because it
Speaker 4: in full, because he's talking, not in full.
Speaker 2: He doesn't go to his mum, Kate Langebrook.
Speaker 3: You know my wife, Kate.
Speaker 4: He never You know, if you're in a relationship with someone,
Speaker 4: very often they won't say your name. Why are our
Speaker 4: microphone sounding funny? I don't know you sound Oh no,
Speaker 4: it's my headphone.
Speaker 3: I went to, is you accusatorianly have been in the
Speaker 3: studio a lot in your life and you just grasp it.
Speaker 2: Never mean not Megan.
Speaker 4: I'm turning to our greatest producer, Sush French.
Speaker 2: She's wash up.
Speaker 4: I know, like Michael mostly God.
Speaker 3: He died in Greece. He stroke.
Speaker 4: You know they're saying mad dogs and Englishmen go out
Speaker 4: in the midday sun?
Speaker 3: Do they never.
Speaker 4: Mad dogs and Englishmen? Oh no, I've never heard that
Speaker 4: go out during the day. In other words, they got
Speaker 4: no one else would go out in the middle of
Speaker 4: the day.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what he did. And it didn't end well.
Speaker 3: Anyone but came back. She came back from.
Speaker 2: Was in Greece? Were you at the island?
Speaker 4: We?
Speaker 2: Where were you? That's enough? Last she was.
Speaker 3: The we weren't there, We were not and you were
Speaker 3: having a gorious and this is this is how good Sah.
Speaker 3: She's at her job. Kate. We walk in before and
Speaker 3: we get congratulated on the bucket being nominated for Best
Speaker 3: Comedy Podcast Podcast.
Speaker 2: And we've only been going for like play the music.
Speaker 3: At the Australian Podcast Awards, which we were also hosting.
Speaker 4: Is that going to be best coming? Wait?
Speaker 3: Do we have to present that award and read out
Speaker 3: the other winners?
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, cheat if we lose.
Speaker 3: But my point of the story, other than the humble brag, it.
Speaker 2: Was not even a humble break.
Speaker 3: We said, how did we even get nominated for that?
Speaker 3: And so put in sa She's the one that goes
Speaker 3: and gets us.
Speaker 2: She's the producer. What literally what you'm expecting her to do?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: She's on a lot of holidays?
Speaker 2: How long holiday? Do you know what? Bitch stole my look?
Speaker 2: I used to be the one that had a.
Speaker 3: Lot of doorway a lot, but no Nagan.
Speaker 4: What the.
Speaker 3: People who are fresh to the pod, or maybe even
Speaker 3: people stale to the pod, could you be stown to
Speaker 3: this gloriousness? Good question.
Speaker 2: They will be.
Speaker 4: Wondering why you are so focused on the fact that
Speaker 4: you're not naked?
Speaker 3: Can I tell you why? I don't know the results
Speaker 3: yet because I haven't looked. And in last week's episode,
Speaker 3: we asked on poles do I ned cake? Because because why.
Speaker 4: So you can't handle it? Hey, did you not sleep
Speaker 4: last night, worried about todayssing and turning.
Speaker 5: Have a.
Speaker 3: Your go to be your demand, my last ever buck up.
Speaker 3: I get denomination and then I get canceled.
Speaker 2: No no, But.
Speaker 4: Because you know what, I'm not the only person who's
Speaker 4: got someone outside the tent pissing.
Speaker 2: In that a lot of people will be listening.
Speaker 4: They'll go my sister in law, she's never got anything
Speaker 4: good to say about my potato, you know.
Speaker 2: And you if people.
Speaker 3: Don't know your totato salad.
Speaker 4: Actually, I'll make a real really good you make Sasha
Speaker 4: French permission to speak.
Speaker 2: The best potato salad.
Speaker 3: You've also claimed the best. You've also claimed the best
Speaker 3: roast potatoes.
Speaker 4: Sash also does. Also I'm Dutch and she's in New Zealand.
Speaker 4: There's nothing she can't do to a lamb.
Speaker 2: Nothing correct s.
Speaker 3: What are the what are the results? Please?
Speaker 2: I'm ready, Oh my godness, So hang on with you
Speaker 2: need to come on hurry.
Speaker 3: Have three topics, which is a record for us.
Speaker 4: In the heterosexual world. We engage in something called four play.
Speaker 4: We just run to the New EU for some.
Speaker 2: Hole drilled in a wall. Well, you know what we do.
Speaker 4: We engage in the beautiful Dance, the exhauting of Dance
Speaker 4: the Flu.
Speaker 3: Just before we came on air, you said there was
Speaker 3: some nerves about getting careseled one day by the gays glorioles.
Speaker 2: For I didn't mention them.
Speaker 3: Okay, you never been to one, been on either side
Speaker 3: of my never been invited. I mean the thing about
Speaker 3: its ever been to one. I think it's a generational thing.
Speaker 3: I think there's certain age groups when it was a
Speaker 3: little bit is it eighties, nineties, eighties, seventies. I mean
Speaker 3: there's still people that are into it.
Speaker 4: They've got their kids, they've got their own I need
Speaker 4: this podcast.
Speaker 2: Okay, interesting, interesting, I mean, anyway.
Speaker 3: This episode shall be called to Glory Whole or not
Speaker 3: Glory Whole?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, okay.
Speaker 3: Algorithm, so nervous, you've just gone on.
Speaker 4: You've gone You've got a shane of perspiration on your forehead.
Speaker 4: But really I know you don't you don't you like
Speaker 4: Prince Andrew?
Speaker 3: No matter what, Holy how could I have been at
Speaker 3: the Gloryhole? Is it pizzas?
Speaker 2: That guy? Hang on? What was that? I'm looking at
Speaker 2: the results the pole.
Speaker 4: So what we established last week is that you and
Speaker 4: in fact, if we had an editor Hella Yak or
Speaker 4: a producer who had any interest in going through.
Speaker 2: If they had a forensic interest in they would have.
Speaker 4: Gone through and cobbled together a list of all the insults.
Speaker 4: I realized the reason that they haven't is not laziness.
Speaker 4: The reason the reason that they haven't is there be
Speaker 4: too many.
Speaker 2: I haven't I got a thing removed today? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I went got a male check to discuss. Yes.
Speaker 4: Anyway, all right, so we put together a list of No,
Speaker 4: we did what we got, We put up a pole.
Speaker 3: What is happening to?
Speaker 2: Never charges, never let me, never heard me?
Speaker 3: Or I was supposed to happen?
Speaker 6: Was?
Speaker 3: You're just a reader. You were supposed to do is
Speaker 3: give the result? Asutes into episode one.
Speaker 2: You can't read a result if people don't know what
Speaker 2: the result is.
Speaker 4: Imagine if, like back in twoenty twenty one, some fat
Speaker 4: American just walked out on stage and said Carmala Harris.
Speaker 2: People would be like, what what the lead up to?
Speaker 3: What's sorry?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 3: Or Donald Trump? Speaking of stage. I watched Allan stand
Speaker 3: up special the other day, Alan new One Ellen Allen, Oh,
Speaker 3: I told I have an accent when I say you
Speaker 3: know what?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 4: That is is that that's Melbourne? Oh you know Melburnian's.
Speaker 4: I noticed this when I moved from Queensland. Melbournians say
Speaker 4: Ellen instead of Allan, and Allan instead of Ellen, and
Speaker 4: they say balcony instead of balcony, and they say record
Speaker 4: album instead of album. It was terribly confusing.
Speaker 3: So I'm confused because I did a joke many years
Speaker 3: ago and it wasn't going great. And then afterwards buckstage,
Speaker 3: someone said to me, who are you saying? Yeah, right,
Speaker 3: I'm saying Alan Alan, Alan.
Speaker 2: Alan, Alan, Alan Alan.
Speaker 3: Remember Steve Coogan pole result?
Speaker 2: Okay, are you going to say about Ellen?
Speaker 3: I watched her stand up special the other day or not.
Speaker 4: I just saw a clip of it where she goes
Speaker 4: she stopped doing it and then she told.
Speaker 3: Some sort of sad thing about it. Because after that
Speaker 3: and she clapped, people clapped.
Speaker 2: For five minutes.
Speaker 3: Yea, I will reveal.
Speaker 2: Hang on what was the pole question? Does Nathan nig kate?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: So we had just the top things that I smell
Speaker 4: like dog, that I wear.
Speaker 2: A lot of jewelry. I said, we don't need to
Speaker 2: repeat the whole You look like someone that would smell
Speaker 2: like a dog, but you don't. Wasn't that what it was?
Speaker 3: I can't even remember now.
Speaker 2: It's even worse.
Speaker 3: Like rose hip oil.
Speaker 2: Look like someone who would smell like dog.
Speaker 3: Argument.
Speaker 4: I think you've just hoisted yourself by your own petard.
Speaker 4: I know that's just saying you won't know.
Speaker 2: Do you know what? You just need to? Okay, here's that.
Speaker 2: Where are the results? You've got some comments?
Speaker 4: Comments first? Okay comments. He does need a little but
Speaker 4: I think it's all in good fun. It doesn't matter
Speaker 4: why it is. It starts in good fun.
Speaker 2: Friends should be able to need each other from time
Speaker 2: to time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is every time we all need a Nate
Speaker 4: in a laugh to keep us real.
Speaker 3: Oh I love that comment. Who wrote that person?
Speaker 2: Claire?
Speaker 3: Thank you Claire. You need a bit of naithh in
Speaker 3: your life.
Speaker 2: Keep up the buck up some buck knuckle.
Speaker 3: A buck knuckle, buck knuckle.
Speaker 2: That's not it's just someone laughing right that down.
Speaker 4: Yes, don't nag my Kate who wrote that, Mary Partner,
Speaker 4: thank you yours?
Speaker 3: Did you know that?
Speaker 2: Sarah Hayden just laughed, thank you?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: I know that same one jingle jangle.
Speaker 3: That's the sound you make of your your jewelry.
Speaker 2: We get it. Oh, being mister represented, who is the
Speaker 2: younger brother? We wish we had? Oh anyway, but give
Speaker 2: us the result of.
Speaker 3: That a bit more positive than I a bit more
Speaker 3: positive than I expected. Me too, I'm a little brother
Speaker 3: that you never had. Do you older or younger than
Speaker 3: your brother?
Speaker 2: Nate younger?
Speaker 4: Remember we did the birth order conversation. Oh yeah, that
Speaker 4: was on this podcast. Yeah, Like, it's hard to concentrate
Speaker 4: with the scent of dogs. And also because you also
Speaker 4: don't know what's hovering over you. You've walked to the
Speaker 4: guillotine like Marie Antoinine Zemi cake topics.
Speaker 2: You don't know if the gillatine is going to drop
Speaker 2: or not do Nate neg Kate, drum roll?
Speaker 3: Can I guess? Yep, I'm going to guess sixty five?
Speaker 5: Yes, fifty yes, me nagged officially nagged, officially nagged, naggy, naggy, neggy, naggy.
Speaker 4: Nag All right, so the jury scene, the jury's in anyway.
Speaker 4: I've never adored been negged by anyone more, but I
Speaker 4: do think.
Speaker 2: But look at you, yeah, way worse.
Speaker 3: That's fine. I can handle that.
Speaker 2: It's not about you. It's actually about me. It's not
Speaker 2: about whether you can handle being a bully? Is it?
Speaker 2: It's about whether or not I can handle being bullied?
Speaker 3: Nikola by Someone has messaged us, Oh has she with
Speaker 3: a funny shadow labor story.
Speaker 4: I want to move on topics to finish the person.
Speaker 2: I think I've got the RND of reply.
Speaker 4: I don't have anything to say, but I'm happy that
Speaker 4: the people have spoken same.
Speaker 3: Actually, this is a democracy on the buck up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't think your interpretation of it's quite right.
Speaker 4: You seem to think that you're clapping yourself before.
Speaker 2: Just that you won a pole.
Speaker 3: I didn't want a bowl. I lost.
Speaker 2: I can't all right?
Speaker 4: You know that anyway, no one didn't win because I lost,
Speaker 4: because it means I'm being neat the popular vote.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't win. You do you know what I've realized?
Speaker 2: You are my heirss old who I love.
Speaker 3: Hello, Olger Google.
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, was telling me we had the maddest conversations.
Speaker 2: Surprise. Anyway. She was telling me she read a book
Speaker 2: called Sociopath the whole time.
Speaker 4: Though she started and she got mixed up, and she said,
Speaker 4: I read this book, Kate.
Speaker 2: It's called psychopath.
Speaker 4: You know, nobody feels any sympathy for psychopaths, and she.
Speaker 2: Goes, but they're very honest. I'm like that.
Speaker 4: And then I googled it and it was called sociopath
Speaker 4: and I'm like that's she goes, Oh that's right. I
Speaker 4: got a mixed up. What's the difference. You're a sociopath.
Speaker 4: I think you're a proper sociopath, many of whom are brilliant.
Speaker 3: You have another simirocool.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm a path. I don't think you're. No, you're
Speaker 2: definitely not an impath. I'm not.
Speaker 4: No, you're a sociopath. And which is I think the
Speaker 4: opposite of an impact. But I think this is the
Speaker 4: difference between you're not a psychopath.
Speaker 3: I am not a sociopath. Sociopaths are incapable of feeling.
Speaker 2: For anyone else.
Speaker 3: I feel a lot people feel all the time for
Speaker 3: other people.
Speaker 2: Huh, give me an anxiety.
Speaker 3: I donated all lost dogs home.
Speaker 2: Dogs animals don't count.
Speaker 4: Do you now that you've stopped committing the acts of
Speaker 4: cruelty you did as a child on them?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, I was never mean to dogs.
Speaker 2: Okay, but I think I'm.
Speaker 3: Not a sociopath.
Speaker 2: It's really interesting. Look I've got him on the back foot.
Speaker 2: Is up against the ropes. He's finished.
Speaker 3: This is the funny. I've govern here to do a
Speaker 3: podcast with my friends.
Speaker 2: Who loves you? We love you.
Speaker 4: The point of this book is that like, she's got
Speaker 4: a husband, he's known her since they were teenagers, married her.
Speaker 4: She's got two kids, so she's lovable, but she's associated.
Speaker 2: It's possible, just putting it out there.
Speaker 3: Funny shadow labor story. All right, that's funny. I've got
Speaker 3: a lot of tears. It was, well, you got me
Speaker 3: in under you told pink, pretty pink your colors.
Speaker 2: No, no, only.
Speaker 4: It was only apropos of the pole, you know. Okay,
Speaker 4: but you know what the thing is, Valvo. We know
Speaker 4: how the world works, so mena generally, the irony being
Speaker 4: that they start wars. But aside from that, if you
Speaker 4: put that to one side, they're kind of more peaceable
Speaker 4: than women. Women have mastered the art of fireside war.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is happening on the roof?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 3: A lot of big bangs happening, possum, but also another
Speaker 3: we're in a buildings.
Speaker 2: That's hard to do, but we're not on the top.
Speaker 3: No anyway, labor story, okay, all right, Nikola nikola I knuckle.
Speaker 2: Buck knuckle. That's a brilliant We never had buck knuckle,
Speaker 2: did we.
Speaker 3: I recently started reformer pilates machine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very hard, is it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Hard because you have to stand.
Speaker 3: Oh now the lights have gone off? What is going
Speaker 3: on that.
Speaker 4: You stand and you have to sort of slide your
Speaker 4: legs out at the same time.
Speaker 2: And it just feels like I.
Speaker 3: Will foll't yet putting my foot in any sort of contraption.
Speaker 4: No, but it's for your core. Yeah, you put your
Speaker 4: things on the sliding.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I don't trust in the world.
Speaker 3: Coll All I ever hear about is my core. And
Speaker 3: I don't do not trust.
Speaker 4: I don't trust me. I don't trust my call. But
Speaker 4: the core and people like everything is the core. And
Speaker 4: people always like to especially women, they always like to
Speaker 4: talk about their bladder.
Speaker 2: I've got a hundred percent confidence in my bladder.
Speaker 3: Good on you pissing for days?
Speaker 2: No, but just it's the ability to hold it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just it's all right. Pilarate is very good for
Speaker 2: the bladder.
Speaker 3: Really, you can make your blooder better.
Speaker 2: Pelvert floor because highly esteem producers.
Speaker 3: Also, you're getting your feet in the in the road.
Speaker 2: She's a qualified pilarates in.
Speaker 3: I didn't know this.
Speaker 2: She did it for years.
Speaker 3: One pilaratees once many years ago, and it was a beginner,
Speaker 3: one on one class, whether it's just you and the teacher.
Speaker 3: It was ninety dollars.
Speaker 2: Oh no, well why wouldn't it be. I never went
Speaker 2: back because if you think how.
Speaker 3: You getting it took me my weak core.
Speaker 2: What did they say to you?
Speaker 3: I can't It was a very long time ago. But
Speaker 3: got me on the thing, put my legs up from
Speaker 3: the thing, maybe do a few things. And then I
Speaker 3: was like me, no, not for me.
Speaker 4: But pillarate's bodies are great body okay, nearly every hot
Speaker 4: seat totsy.
Speaker 3: Here's why I wouldn't do pilates. I'm getting the vibe.
Speaker 3: It's very easy to cheat. So if I'm lying on
Speaker 3: the mat and the teacher's like, now do this and
Speaker 3: hold this and hold this in, I think they know
Speaker 3: if I'm not doing it.
Speaker 2: If it's a big class, I don't know, and they
Speaker 2: just turn a blind I can't be. I mean, it's fascinating.
Speaker 4: It's your reflections on pillarts never having done it. Ah,
Speaker 4: I would like to hear from me. You did bring
Speaker 4: to the table as well.
Speaker 3: Back This is a classic sir, is it No? At
Speaker 3: the end of my first At the end of my
Speaker 3: first session, the instructor handed me a couple of wipes.
Speaker 3: I thought, how lovely she can see I'm s sweating,
Speaker 3: and proceeded to wipe my face, thinking what a kind gesture,
Speaker 3: only to turn around and see that everyone else was
Speaker 3: wiping down the machines.
Speaker 2: Oh, you've got to wipe it down. You've got to
Speaker 2: wipe down the machine.
Speaker 3: How embarrassing you're getting What happened?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's sweated on the machine. She got the wipes
Speaker 2: and thought it was for.
Speaker 3: Her and cleaned her face. She was supposed to wipe down.
Speaker 3: Why are you laughing? Your message bombed?
Speaker 4: You're you're rattle because I just got it. I was
Speaker 4: very interested in it. You're really you're so rattled? Do
Speaker 4: we need to take a break?
Speaker 3: Is the funniest.
Speaker 4: I mean, I am loving it, absolutely loving it.
Speaker 3: I say that you look like someone that smells like dogs.
Speaker 2: Don't need let's not even reply.
Speaker 3: I get cards, so.
Speaker 2: I don't think. Do you know what a little bit
Speaker 2: of scolded and you chose? I give us a good
Speaker 2: but I thought that's to get us through.
Speaker 4: An entire podcast, and you're a nectar and you've gone
Speaker 4: on half.
Speaker 2: You're like the woman on the plane that was not real.
Speaker 3: You're like, you know what, I'm drunk, weak core.
Speaker 2: Don't trust your core anyway.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 4: I applaud Nicola and her shadow Labor, although once again
Speaker 4: I believe that just to be labor, wipe down your
Speaker 4: sweaty thing, not your sweaty face. So we know on
Speaker 4: this podcast that I am a self identified cooker.
Speaker 3: Hello cook A while since a good cook with you?
Speaker 2: We haven't had one.
Speaker 4: I mean also because sometimes I have to back off
Speaker 4: my fiends when I see my entire family rolling their
Speaker 4: eyes and they're like.
Speaker 2: Oh know, why did you mention that? I realize they
Speaker 2: have conversations about me.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Is a WhatsApp group you don't know about?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they must be.
Speaker 3: They have.
Speaker 2: They just have a don't inch net tone.
Speaker 3: You should have heard what Kate Laine Brook said today
Speaker 3: kind of thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, the back I get it. I get it.
Speaker 2: Socio apparently to charm people.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the number one rule to charm people is
Speaker 3: say their name back to them a lot.
Speaker 4: I know they say that, they say that that sounds
Speaker 4: like a salesman.
Speaker 3: Does it.
Speaker 4: Don't you think that's a very sales technique. Because someone's
Speaker 4: saying my name all the time.
Speaker 3: Name, I feel that you say the full name. Oh
Speaker 3: you just say okay, yeah, good question, Kate, that kind
Speaker 3: of yeah.
Speaker 2: No, No, I don't like it.
Speaker 3: Kate, tell me about your weekend.
Speaker 2: No, no, I'm not on board.
Speaker 3: It's always in those books Ten Ways to Succeed. There's
Speaker 3: always those.
Speaker 2: Kind of I'm reading one of those at the moment.
Speaker 3: How many tips in there? What's the number? Ah? Six, okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: six things to do to what is the number? Influence
Speaker 3: to influence people? Okay, the influence? Yeah, start a podcast?
Speaker 3: Is that one to know?
Speaker 4: I'm trying to remember what that I've read the first
Speaker 4: big book I already can't remember.
Speaker 3: It was going, well, I've got.
Speaker 4: I've got No, I don't even know where I got it. Anyway,
Speaker 4: I'm guessing an airport.
Speaker 2: No, someone gave it.
Speaker 3: Any book that has a number in the title an.
Speaker 4: Airport, you would think that always. Why is it that
Speaker 4: when you're about to board on a plane. I think
Speaker 4: it's because the world feels so full of possibilities that
Speaker 4: you think you can improve yourself.
Speaker 3: That's a very good point you feel more open to.
Speaker 4: The Yeah, because normally in you to day life, who'd
Speaker 4: ever go into a bookshop and buy as able a
Speaker 4: number in it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? But now, and also books have the title everywhere
Speaker 3: a look now, it's like this is that is.
Speaker 2: The art of not giving a like? What about the
Speaker 2: art of using nice language? Versela anyway? Because you know,
Speaker 2: apropos of our conversation about.
Speaker 3: Apropos is one of the least used words in Beautiful
Speaker 3: English Dictionary. Say it again in the English it's Latin.
Speaker 4: Apropos about a conversation about how the whole world slobby.
Speaker 4: By the way, a buck Knuckle sent me the greatest. Oh,
Speaker 4: I love her, if only I could remember her name.
Speaker 4: Anyway she sent me, she said, how do you feel
Speaker 4: about these? They're high heeled sneakers called sneaks, invented by
Speaker 4: the woman who invented spanks.
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, smaller, No, they're high heels, but they're sneakers
Speaker 3: that apparently have redefined the center of gravity.
Speaker 4: She said, how do you feel about these? So that
Speaker 4: you can wear high heels? The sneakers are so cool?
Speaker 4: And I tried to order a people they don't ship
Speaker 4: to Australia.
Speaker 2: But no, no, they don't.
Speaker 3: She's don't do it.
Speaker 4: No, you have to be in America anyway. And then
Speaker 4: and this actually put me off. Once upon a time
Speaker 4: this would have may incentivize me more. Then I saw
Speaker 4: Oprah's husband, Gail, wearing a pear.
Speaker 2: I was like, nah, nah, she's on the O two.
Speaker 3: I reckon. I saw her the other.
Speaker 2: She's come out and you don't need to spect.
Speaker 4: I just thought.
Speaker 2: Weight Watchers.
Speaker 3: No, not Oprah, the other one, Gail, her husband.
Speaker 2: Is he on it as well? I think she is.
Speaker 3: Look at the pic. I saw her the other day
Speaker 3: and thought, Oprah, I'm saying Gail the other day and.
Speaker 2: Seemed confused, this is your story all right? So was, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm such dominated best comedy podcast to.
Speaker 4: Cooker that it's extended into other parts of my life.
Speaker 2: That's how it. Yes, So that's so now I have
Speaker 2: so little faith.
Speaker 4: In systems or authority that it's extended. Thank you to
Speaker 4: one of my greatest ever loves, roadside Produce.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, yeah, I think I would be into roadside
Speaker 3: produce if I saw any well, you've still seeing it.
Speaker 4: Well because I went to the country with my girlfriend.
Speaker 3: Berries it's always berries.
Speaker 4: Okay, not in egg not if it's not berries, it's
Speaker 4: and eggs, always eggs. And of course since they tried
Speaker 4: to do that, make the swine the Avian flu something.
Speaker 2: She saw on the ABC the other night.
Speaker 4: The disaster of one and a half billion chickens were killed.
Speaker 2: They made out like it was because of the Avian flu. No, wasn't.
Speaker 2: They killed them in anticipation of the avian.
Speaker 3: That's not good.
Speaker 2: No, that's why we've got next shortage and eggs and
Speaker 2: like twelve dollars.
Speaker 3: And dollars really are anyway?
Speaker 2: So I was with my girlfriend, you I'm not.
Speaker 6: I'm like, I can make me anyway the bag anyway.
Speaker 4: There's a guy and he's a classic. He's a classic.
Speaker 4: So Peter and I had stopped at him after years
Speaker 4: of seeing his signs, well because he's got signs on
Speaker 4: the road and then like just scrawled on you know, garlic,
Speaker 4: homegrown garlic, and then it's got bio dynamic.
Speaker 2: But garlic, Oh what you're pulling over?
Speaker 4: Garlie homegrown organic garley.
Speaker 3: Garlics garlic?
Speaker 2: What what you don't want.
Speaker 4: It imported from South America or China where it all
Speaker 4: has to go through a fungus signed before it comes
Speaker 4: back into Australia.
Speaker 2: And give me the cook up.
Speaker 3: You want to spray it up garlic?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, anyway.
Speaker 4: Okay, so we'd gone to see this guy before. You
Speaker 4: don't care about the source of her garlic? No, anyway,
Speaker 4: I do. And I said to Peter, we didn't have
Speaker 4: any kids with us normally, can't stop. We're always trying
Speaker 4: to get back home. You know, it's always a punish,
Speaker 4: delightful family life.
Speaker 2: Anyway, was your dog with you? No, we were so
Speaker 2: unincumbered with They say that, okay, they say that. They
Speaker 2: also say dog's canning chocolate.
Speaker 3: And chocolate there it can Our dog had a whole
Speaker 3: chocolate cake one exactly. No, we wouldn't got a stomach pumped.
Speaker 2: Of course he did. Of course he did last night. Wheatens.
Speaker 3: That's all right. She had a whole cake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever, you know. I don't even get me started
Speaker 2: on this. I can't, no, we can't.
Speaker 3: We can't get on okay I started on this or
Speaker 3: oh Jesu, your eyes very wide and I got a
Speaker 3: warning look from Salah. Okay, all right, move on, any one,
Speaker 3: fair chat.
Speaker 4: But what I'm saying is don't panic if your dog
Speaker 4: eats chocolate unless you're okay.
Speaker 3: So you pulled over for the girl, pulled over for
Speaker 3: the gulf.
Speaker 4: See, you know what my mum always says, when there's
Speaker 4: a short woman and a tall woman, a short.
Speaker 2: Woman is the bush. Yeah, you told me.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: It was shocking. Yeah, it was terrible. Angry vets, angry vats. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I'm putting connecting dog. Yeah, yeah, I'll check them an opinion.
Speaker 3: On air, and it did not go well back in
Speaker 3: radio days. Anyway, Moving on, so we stopped. We pulled
Speaker 3: into this guy.
Speaker 4: So this was our first visit to him, and he
Speaker 4: was like it was a house that was like you
Speaker 4: imagine that it smelt of garlic, of old bong water,
Speaker 4: and like he was very much what else.
Speaker 2: Would you expect from a guy selling garlic on the
Speaker 2: side of the road.
Speaker 3: Come on, garlic's not paying the boot.
Speaker 2: Okay. He's got eggs, okay, but.
Speaker 4: He didn't have eggs because he had trouble with the crows,
Speaker 4: which he then solved by the next time.
Speaker 2: We strows eating eggs. Yeah, crows eating eggs.
Speaker 4: Anyway, and he's got things growing in little beds in
Speaker 4: his sort of spot. Yeah, undoubtedly anyway, and then he
Speaker 4: told us that he used to be a teacher. And
Speaker 4: then he realized, who's paying half to the government and
Speaker 4: half to his ex wife? So he thought, bugger that
Speaker 4: you know one of those people.
Speaker 3: Okay, a roadside cooker.
Speaker 4: You know, I met one of my people, like people
Speaker 4: that don't like to pay okay for their children. Okay,
Speaker 4: ex I'm not mad on it, y. I always imagine
Speaker 4: myself in that situation. Anyway. So we got some eggs
Speaker 4: from him and some honey. I'm always mad for homemade honey. Anyway,
Speaker 4: long story short, we went and saw him again another time,
Speaker 4: and then when I went away with my girlfriend, I said,
Speaker 4: if we've got time going back, I want to see
Speaker 4: the garlic guy. It's not garlic in seeds, in which
Speaker 4: I know because I've planted some. When I came back
Speaker 4: from him, I planted something.
Speaker 3: I never knew. Garlic was such a big part of
Speaker 3: your wife, Katelaine Brock. Of course, it's a really big
Speaker 3: part of it.
Speaker 2: I just didn't know. It's huge.
Speaker 4: And Lewis makes garlic and chili all for Sunday that
Speaker 4: she's so addicted to that she eats a jar like
Speaker 4: that over like a month and a half every day
Speaker 4: with eggs, scrambled eggs anyway, what else? So I said
Speaker 4: to my girlfriend Alice, let's stop and see the guy.
Speaker 4: So we go in and see the guy. Oh no,
Speaker 4: this is when I was with my husband, right, And
Speaker 4: he's always got other things. He goes, I year, someone
Speaker 4: in the local town makes this with my honey, and
Speaker 4: we just swap and I sell her soap, right, and
Speaker 4: so sometimes you look at something, he goes, I didn't
Speaker 4: make that realish, So and so got my zucchinis and
Speaker 4: she I'm like, oh that's good.
Speaker 2: I like he's doing the provenance anyway by some soap. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we did.
Speaker 4: We got a bar of soap and some eggs and
Speaker 4: some honey.
Speaker 2: And then my husband came up with a jar.
Speaker 3: In fact, oh you're the jar. I love a prop,
Speaker 3: a prop.
Speaker 2: And also we're going to do a compare and contract.
Speaker 4: Oh so he put this jar down because my husband
Speaker 4: loves raspberry jam, loves berry seven dollars ninety five. So
Speaker 4: it's in a lot inflation, folks. It's in a little
Speaker 4: Cotties jar.
Speaker 3: A regular Cottie supermarket jar.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh my god, is it?
Speaker 4: So when we got home and I opened it.
Speaker 2: Two yes, I said to Peter when I opened it.
Speaker 4: Now I make jam, so I know, of course I
Speaker 4: do garlic jam anyway.
Speaker 2: And I opened it and I went, that's not homemade jam.
Speaker 3: That is absolutely supermarket jam.
Speaker 2: Looks like yes, there's no fruit in it.
Speaker 4: There's only really weird occasional say someone's just but said
Speaker 4: he didn't make it.
Speaker 2: It came from anyway.
Speaker 4: But this is how much how obsessed I am with
Speaker 4: my my true crime podcast.
Speaker 3: Will be I had something.
Speaker 4: By the way, Oh we've all tried it because I
Speaker 4: made everyone try it, even Sunday's girlfriend Ella, who came over,
Speaker 4: who's delightful.
Speaker 2: I made her have some. She's diabetic. I wasn't sure
Speaker 2: I have someone to spook, she said straight away. She's nineteen.
Speaker 2: She went, that's not homemade jam. She knows you can
Speaker 2: taste the factory. Okay, but don't take my word for it.
Speaker 2: What did I do?
Speaker 4: What one Sunday morning after yoga if at last Sunday,
Speaker 4: I went and scoured the shells for the same jar
Speaker 4: h bea his raspberry which this is the one from
Speaker 4: the supermarket.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Now I'll tell you what's strange. Look identic, look identical.
Speaker 4: But this one's got more seeds in it. I will say.
Speaker 3: That, not many more, not many more at all.
Speaker 4: Okay, So I'm going to get a spoon and we're
Speaker 4: going to compare and controls.
Speaker 3: See if you got done over by the roadside.
Speaker 4: The roadside by the way this at the supermarket was
Speaker 4: like two dollars twenty and he's seven dollars fifty.
Speaker 3: That's good. It's a good business, just for soaking the
Speaker 3: label off, although I must say it's a lot of
Speaker 3: work to soak the label off.
Speaker 2: They're really hard. Are you ready to choose the.
Speaker 3: First episode of Matlock? I've ever seen? C side roadside?
Speaker 4: My girlfriend Alice is also addicted to all those Swedish
Speaker 4: and nady whatever where there's always like a body floody
Speaker 4: in a feud.
Speaker 2: I think this would be good. John thinks the.
Speaker 4: Lncoln Berry jam is actually authentic racing smash.
Speaker 3: Yes, well, what are we going to use?
Speaker 2: Oh I forgot to bring that.
Speaker 3: I'll go get us jam.
Speaker 2: Don't you know what a pen lid?
Speaker 3: Use my pen? It's only my pen?
Speaker 2: All right, okay, this.
Speaker 7: Is all right?
Speaker 2: There is Do you want to know which is which?
Speaker 2: Do you want to. All right, don't have too much.
Speaker 2: It might make you sick. It's a big chunk.
Speaker 4: Really this jam taste all right, that's a supermarket jam.
Speaker 4: Now try what sustensibly a homemade. It's really quite good,
Speaker 4: but it's not. There's no fruit in it at all.
Speaker 2: Never have jam, Well, Peter loves jams.
Speaker 3: Jam a lot. I never have jam.
Speaker 2: And you know when we work to re husey. He
Speaker 2: declared himself the jam man.
Speaker 4: Remember one day he got mad because I made jam
Speaker 4: and I didn't give him some.
Speaker 2: But then also he got a sponsor because and then
Speaker 2: he stopped mentioning.
Speaker 3: That's the same jam. That's the same, that's the same goods.
Speaker 2: Roadside, roadside cook incredible. Our eggs, I know, the eggs
Speaker 2: are beautiful caves.
Speaker 7: Although I even had to look at them going smearing
Speaker 7: feathers on some supermarket eggs because you know, I find
Speaker 7: that attractive in a roadside, just to just to brush.
Speaker 3: Well, you an't like this doing American movies and TV shows.
Speaker 3: Their eggs are always really white.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they bleach egg.
Speaker 3: They bleach them to the shops without being bleached. It's
Speaker 3: part of their process that our process doesn't have.
Speaker 2: That's why they don't bleach them.
Speaker 4: I'm telling chickens make white eggs and brown chickens make.
Speaker 2: They do something to their eggs.
Speaker 3: Can I remember googling it once because I was like, Google,
Speaker 3: eggs always so white in American movies.
Speaker 2: That's a cooker.
Speaker 3: Give the actual egg the shell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 4: They do something officially cookery.
Speaker 3: I have some garlic I want you to see. Speaking
Speaker 3: of cooking, got a new microwave two weeks ago. Hello,
Speaker 3: moving up in the world.
Speaker 2: And now it's why did you get a new microwave?
Speaker 3: Because the other one was so dirty that.
Speaker 2: The cheap microwaves we've.
Speaker 3: Had this the one I said to go to whose
Speaker 3: microwave is this? And it was his from before we
Speaker 3: were together, So meaning it's over ten years old.
Speaker 2: You could take that on antiques che you.
Speaker 3: Could take it roside and sell it.
Speaker 2: You really couldn't old. It's old, yeah, old, all right?
Speaker 2: So when brought a new one.
Speaker 3: Just got a new one online. Didn't even got into
Speaker 3: a shop.
Speaker 2: No, why would you bother?
Speaker 3: But there's something I didn't think about that everyone should
Speaker 3: think about when they buy electronics. Someone like me is
Speaker 3: very sensitive to my surroundings. The noise, the pippin the
Speaker 3: noise it makes when it's ready. So when the time runs,
Speaker 3: here's my issue, which didn't say it did. So here
Speaker 3: what it does when it's ready. Oh kind of annoying,
Speaker 3: all right, But.
Speaker 2: It preys a little song and then does it keep
Speaker 2: playing it?
Speaker 3: So then this is where I like, I'm losing my mind.
Speaker 3: Very often I will throw something in the microwave and
Speaker 3: leave it and then go sit on the couch and hey,
Speaker 3: if the time's up, fine and come to it when
Speaker 3: I'm ready. I may have changed my mind. A minute
Speaker 3: and a half way works for you? Do you work
Speaker 3: for the micro likeways makes that noise every thirty seconds
Speaker 3: until you go and open the door.
Speaker 2: Stand down.
Speaker 3: So I go and sit back on the couch and
Speaker 3: this happens, and I'm watching the shows, and it's thirty
Speaker 3: seconds later.
Speaker 2: You will come.
Speaker 4: I am calling you, Hey, lazy pink fun onto the couch,
Speaker 4: I'm calling you.
Speaker 2: And then I have to get up and in there?
Speaker 2: What was in there when you discovered?
Speaker 3: When was it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: It was past it this time, so I had to
Speaker 3: actually do two guys as well. That annoyed me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, But why did you have to do
Speaker 2: two guys.
Speaker 3: As in the past, it wasn't no no, but and
Speaker 3: then I gave up during the second one and.
Speaker 2: Then yeah, and that's when it now.
Speaker 3: It's just everything every thirty seconds. So my community note
Speaker 3: here is going to the shop and he would listen
Speaker 3: to the websites.
Speaker 4: Shouldn't tell you how to disable it. It's like I
Speaker 4: wanted to disabled all the sounds in my car. The
Speaker 4: people in the problem and my cars a Mercedes, of course,
Speaker 4: it's like the car is like you've took cross cap
Speaker 4: just when.
Speaker 2: You're driving past cars on the fra, I know. And
Speaker 2: if you go too close to the car in front
Speaker 2: of you with the lights is a pedestrian. I'm speculating
Speaker 2: about ethnicity. That's what the carricter is. Just stop bossing me.
Speaker 2: I'm getting you.
Speaker 3: As a passenger's seat puts a seatbred on it. One
Speaker 3: of those leftovers that was two and a half minutes
Speaker 3: ago lived on.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's the cherub sound.
Speaker 3: It's a text from old text from mom.
Speaker 2: This is this is I'm doing text from us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because Sasha French a few weeks ago debuted her
Speaker 3: mother on text from we Love It and what was
Speaker 3: it again? She threw out my photography portfolio from being
Speaker 3: a teenager, and we were quite bru We were taken
Speaker 3: aback at the brutality and the brutality of a mother
Speaker 3: in New Zealand would do this to her child.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, we got a message.
Speaker 4: From Sarah, I love the pod really is hang on, sorry,
Speaker 4: I've got to start again because I just read the
Speaker 4: sentence as a fellow New Zealander. Ooh, I love the
Speaker 4: Pod really is the highlight of my lustling week. So
Speaker 4: big think you is a fallen fillin in zid Sasha.
Speaker 4: I heard you loud and clear this week.
Speaker 2: I relate. I'm one of three daughters.
Speaker 4: A mum hid a gearage sale and I just hip
Speaker 4: into be there before it started and found in it
Speaker 4: were all our three wedding photos that she had previously.
Speaker 2: Framed on the wall. I said, mom, you can't do that.
Speaker 2: She said, well, someone might want them. The frames are
Speaker 2: still good. Brutal.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, yeah, frame is still good. Those mean New
Speaker 3: Zealand mothers. What's going on over there?
Speaker 2: Okay? Maybe spun us off into an interesting subset.
Speaker 3: Such a beautiful country. Why is everyone so mean?
Speaker 2: No? No, but that's because they had to be tough.
Speaker 2: They had to be tough. Yes, yeah, Australian a pretty tough,
Speaker 2: hard people.
Speaker 3: Hard people, a lot of cross arms and comedy shows.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, crazily it's like you win me over.
Speaker 2: Do you know who the worst audiences in the country are?
Speaker 3: Are you ready? I want to annoy a lot of
Speaker 3: people because they're my people. Melbourne really are.
Speaker 2: They have fun.
Speaker 3: But Brisbane and Sydney and Adelaide, bang up, they are
Speaker 3: just up for a good time. A little bit has
Speaker 3: to go through a filter first. Am I allowed to
Speaker 3: laugh at that? Sometimes?
Speaker 2: Is that a right?
Speaker 3: Just?
Speaker 4: Will I be canceled? Just my wood chair and Dan
Speaker 4: prove I have.
Speaker 3: A lovely time, give me the click. But I just
Speaker 3: meant really And a couple of international comics over the
Speaker 3: years have momented that Melbourne is very.
Speaker 4: But it's interesting because Melbourne's got the most vibrant comedy
Speaker 4: scene and the greatest comedians come from Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Melbourne spoiler.
Speaker 2: And also you know what, generally Melbourne are funny people,
Speaker 2: like they genuinely.
Speaker 3: Get the funny people. And so they're sitting there going
Speaker 3: I can do this.
Speaker 2: Amazing Nate Valve.
Speaker 3: What for a sociopath?
Speaker 4: I delivered yes, sociopatta noticed stuff like that about other people,
Speaker 4: but be absolutely.
Speaker 2: Blind freddy to their own imperfections.
Speaker 3: Oh oh yes, the Ellen de generous reviews. That's this
Speaker 3: is Sasha is this next week? She ot to do
Speaker 3: it now because I said before I would do it
Speaker 3: and I totally forgot it.
Speaker 2: Now next week it's gonna be one minute.
Speaker 3: It's one minute. No, it's one minute.
Speaker 7: No, no doing it.
Speaker 2: I wanted to vote it. I wanted to have it towing. No,
Speaker 2: it's not. It's worth no because I'm so desperate to
Speaker 2: hear it. We'll do it next week. People will be
Speaker 2: you talk about our.
Speaker 3: Partry Ellen de generous.
Speaker 2: Oh de generous. Oh no, do it now, We're not.
Speaker 2: We're doing it next week.
Speaker 3: Worth it? I love everyone?
Speaker 2: Where is your confidence so rattled?
Speaker 3: I wonder?
Speaker 4: The buck Up podcast is hosted by me Kate Langbrook
Speaker 4: and him Nathan Valvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French.
Speaker 4: Audio and sound by the magnificent Yack Lawrence you might
Speaker 4: call him Jack and Dom Evans.
Speaker 2: Oh we're lucky.