Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 4: Show one thousand, two hundred.
Speaker 5: And thirty one. Good morning, Patsy morning, welcome back. It'scite
Speaker 5: to be back with you both.
Speaker 4: Good morning, jack Good to see you guys.
Speaker 5: A belated happy birthday to you, Jackie morning, Thank you guys. Sefday.
Speaker 5: Over the weekend, well, last saw you. You're getting ready
Speaker 5: for your lovely surprise weekend that your wife had organized
Speaker 5: you two to go on a golf trip. How do
Speaker 5: you go? It is? You had an amazing weather of
Speaker 5: the weekend.
Speaker 4: He was the perfect weekend. I'm so obsessed with golf
Speaker 4: at the moment. I took it up last year and
Speaker 4: I can't stop thinking about it. It's the first thing
Speaker 4: I think about when I wake up.
Speaker 5: So you've come back because I remember a couple of
Speaker 5: months ago you were.
Speaker 4: I wanted to quick so frustrated how bad I was.
Speaker 4: But I've succumbed to my skills and that's what how
Speaker 4: good I am and I'm happy with that great And
Speaker 4: so this couldn't be a more perfect weekend. She Gordy
Speaker 4: went to my mum and dad's place, and then we
Speaker 4: went up to Dalsford for the night and played on
Speaker 4: two different regional courses.
Speaker 5: Some beautiful ones out there, so nice.
Speaker 4: And I don't know. She's not here to defend this,
Speaker 4: but I beat her both times.
Speaker 5: Oh that's why you're Yeah, now we understand the perfect weekend.
Speaker 5: Bested his wife.
Speaker 4: But you got it. For the backstory, she is actually
Speaker 4: a good golfer. You have to know that part to
Speaker 4: know how important it is that I won. I was
Speaker 4: the underdog.
Speaker 5: And tell me this, because your wife is very good
Speaker 5: at golf and she was like a child protege. Is
Speaker 5: that right?
Speaker 4: She was like, really, she was a junior champion.
Speaker 5: Have you ever beaten her before?
Speaker 4: And never been in her before?
Speaker 5: And what was it? What was occasionally the week I
Speaker 5: knew I thought you might tryat because it was said
Speaker 5: that story I won't to understand the four story the
Speaker 5: side store. In the backstory, it was like you've never
Speaker 5: beaten her before.
Speaker 4: I've never been here before. But she hardly plays. Now
Speaker 4: you don't understand. Yeah, and I've been putting in the effort.
Speaker 4: I've been doing that. Of course, I've been doing the
Speaker 4: putting drill.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, that's why I've been That doesn't matter about it. No, No,
Speaker 5: but you've never beaten there before. I've never made birthday weekends.
Speaker 5: You first time you beat her?
Speaker 4: Yes, wow, you had to see how you see?
Speaker 5: I speaking on behalf of someone listening right now, not
Speaker 5: me that might go this.
Speaker 4: You don't know my wife. You would never she would competitive.
Speaker 5: No, no, no. What I worried about is what she
Speaker 5: would never want is a weekend where she beat you
Speaker 5: and smashed you. What that would do to your birthday weekend? No?
Speaker 4: No, you had to be there.
Speaker 5: You had to that. We had to be that. We
Speaker 5: had to be there. And so what did you get
Speaker 5: as you as your present?
Speaker 4: I won a twenty minute massage.
Speaker 5: From your wife. Let's this move on, Like you said
Speaker 5: at the beginning of this perfect weekend, she let him win.
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Speaker 5: Come on to all my other fellow parents who are
Speaker 5: supporting their kids through any tough times. A moment of
Speaker 5: the year twelve. However, Lois did her last exam this Monday. Congratulations,
Speaker 5: no more kids at school?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 5: Do you know what? Pats right? My wife and I
Speaker 5: actually thought I'd be over the moon once it finally
Speaker 5: came that day, because obviously, for years and years and years,
Speaker 5: often when you're just walking alongside the kids, when they're
Speaker 5: going through all the school years, the ups, the downs,
Speaker 5: the sideways, all of it, you actually can't wait for
Speaker 5: to be over. You actually start to fantasize, will I
Speaker 5: ever know freedom again? I guess it's like at times,
Speaker 5: it feels like someone serving a life stretch for crime
Speaker 5: they didn't commit. Will I ever get parole?
Speaker 3: It is a long time.
Speaker 5: Am I stuck in this big house forever? And then
Speaker 5: suddenly Monday came and she did the last exam. She
Speaker 5: came home when it's all over, and I found nothing
Speaker 5: but sad, I said, but I was enjoying the flash cards.
Speaker 5: I said, I feel like I don't have a job anymore.
Speaker 5: She went, No, I'm still going to need to do
Speaker 5: some stuff. Yesterday I found out what that stuff's going
Speaker 5: to be. So lowess. My daughter is my youngest daughter,
Speaker 5: Earns eighteen on Monday, which is the eighteenth. She's eighteen
Speaker 5: on the eighteen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it'll only happened once in her life.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, yeah, yes, yeah, we don't know what the
Speaker 5: future man they vent time traveling him. She can re
Speaker 5: experience eighteen. But that's the news if you're tuning in
Speaker 5: this morning. My daughter can only go eighteenth on her
Speaker 5: eighteenth once. She sent me this text message yesterday. No,
Speaker 5: we had like rain showers yesterday. Hi Dad, I left
Speaker 5: the umbrella up outside the front door because I don't
Speaker 5: know how to get it back in. I'm still needing.
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Speaker 5: See what's been going on for you this week? How's
Speaker 5: everything get home?
Speaker 4: You know what?
Speaker 3: It was a relationship. First last night I could not
Speaker 3: believe it. So the love God and I have been
Speaker 3: together near on thirty five years. I've known him, and
Speaker 3: never ever, ever has he been able to find anything
Speaker 3: like it's just like this relationship blindness, can't find it.
Speaker 3: Where are my jeans? They're in the But no they're not.
Speaker 3: I'll go and there they will be.
Speaker 4: I get in trouble for that.
Speaker 5: Every single day, I'm like, where is the mayonnaise and
Speaker 5: it couldn't be moved barely a millimeter. I'm like, God,
Speaker 5: damn it, you've hitten it again.
Speaker 4: What is this game that wasn't there before?
Speaker 5: You're a magician, David Copperfield. I mean he did statue liberty,
Speaker 5: but a great big megajob mayonnaise in the fridge. How
Speaker 5: do you do that?
Speaker 3: We made a beautiful stuff fried dish last night and
Speaker 3: I was going to do some rice in the rice.
Speaker 5: Was it road killer or what was it? This time
Speaker 5: for one of your dishes? It was passome?
Speaker 3: No, anyway, I couldn't find the bas madi rice anywhere,
Speaker 3: and I thought, oh, we just we've run out. Chris,
Speaker 3: we can't have rice. We don't have any and he goes, no,
Speaker 3: I'm sure we've got bas mati. No, you have a
Speaker 3: look in the pantry. I can't find it anywhere. For looking,
Speaker 3: I was convinced we were out. We had brown rice,
Speaker 3: but no, one't.
Speaker 5: There's always brown rice there. I think it's from the
Speaker 5: COVID stop pining days. There's that and like too much
Speaker 5: lou Roth. So we're going to get brown rice. We'd
Speaker 5: have to be really desperate to tuck into that.
Speaker 4: When you go through. We fought at once when we're
Speaker 4: going through a health health.
Speaker 5: But Dave, Tim Tim Fairy swear by brown rice, but you.
Speaker 4: Can't cook it properly.
Speaker 5: No, no, no one, And it's that real sillity in
Speaker 5: you corn in your belly.
Speaker 3: I thought I could get the family onto brown rice,
Speaker 3: but no. So we had a full full thing of
Speaker 3: brown rice. Anyway, So he goes to the pantry and
Speaker 3: then finds it, like just pulls it out and he
Speaker 3: goes here it is.
Speaker 5: It was like the best day ever for a man,
Speaker 5: isn't it. It's rare you get a win, right, It's
Speaker 5: very very rare you get a win like that, anything
Speaker 5: to a pantry and organization. He must have been doing
Speaker 5: laps like he cured the common cold.
Speaker 3: I sort of just downplayed a bit and I said,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, very good. Can you just.
Speaker 5: Let him pats It won't happen again.
Speaker 1: Ristjan O'Connell show podcast, Good Morning, Good morning.
Speaker 5: Later on this morning, Jack and I and East of
Speaker 5: a chat on air. There will be no spoilers. There
Speaker 5: will be no spoilers. I can sell that for two reasons. One,
Speaker 5: I really hope you go and see Gladiator. Two, this weekend.
Speaker 5: I went to see it last night. My wife surprised
Speaker 5: me and we went to see it last night. Secondly,
Speaker 5: there's there's nothing to really spoil. It's heavy on action,
Speaker 5: heavy on action. There's no twisty whisties where you're like, god,
Speaker 5: damn it. It is not the usual suspects. There's no
Speaker 5: kinds of so say that actually is a spoiler alert.
Speaker 5: They did not worry about the plot, just straight more
Speaker 5: of the old cank cank can hold hold, hold on.
Speaker 5: I loved every two and a half hours older. I
Speaker 5: really did so much testosterone men. I saw men that
Speaker 5: were like, you know, bad posture, going in, puffed up,
Speaker 5: like we could have been a gladiator. I'll tell you
Speaker 5: one thing. Looking at life then I was all that
Speaker 5: moving equipment, oars and stuff like that. May need you
Speaker 5: get your fingers tracks, obviously, God, they must have been
Speaker 5: always pinching their fingers and stuff, you know, the oars
Speaker 5: tribute Shay, stuff like that. Jack and I have some
Speaker 5: big questions about it. It's Chris trist making it go
Speaker 5: and sit this weekend.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure I haven't heard any talk. You do
Speaker 3: you like the first one?
Speaker 5: There were like then I think there were like twelve
Speaker 5: shows yesterday all sold out. Yeah, all right, So we're
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Speaker 5: Marcus went with my wife to see Glady eight to
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Speaker 3: Well, how lovely I might get along to that.
Speaker 5: I think, as why as you're not opening it.
Speaker 3: Getting the keys to this, I should have the keys.
Speaker 5: To this career. Absolutely, I'm surprise you've not got it
Speaker 5: one way or the other by now. All right, So
Speaker 5: the big movie coming at where it's out now? Actually
Speaker 5: I went to see it last night. My wife surprised me.
Speaker 5: We went to go and see Gladiator two. It's got
Speaker 5: so much high people saying it's the masterpiece. The original movie,
Speaker 5: which came out twenty four years ago. Gladiator was twenty
Speaker 5: four years old. Ridley Scott, the original director, back doing
Speaker 5: Gladiator two. The cast is stacked. You've got Paul Mescal
Speaker 5: who's a brilliant up and coming Irish acter. You've got
Speaker 5: Pedro Pascal everybody loves, and then there's Denzil Washington as well.
Speaker 6: If you think this can be stopped, you are fooling yourselves.
Speaker 6: All of this madness began with Maximusdious and now years
Speaker 6: later we are paying for his doing.
Speaker 5: You rest your bond. I'll finish your quest for you.
Speaker 5: All right, there are gonna be no spoilers, all right,
Speaker 5: And what we're about to say. I really enjoyed the movie.
Speaker 5: I hope you go and see it in the cinema.
Speaker 5: It should be seen on the big screen. Okay, it's
Speaker 5: a great fun movie. My wife and I had fun.
Speaker 4: What do you think, Jane, Well, fun is a good
Speaker 4: way to describe I just don't remember the first one
Speaker 4: being like that.
Speaker 5: I remember the first one.
Speaker 4: Maybe it was the age I was, but being a
Speaker 4: very serious.
Speaker 5: I watched it again over the weekend, right to get
Speaker 5: the mood right. It's it's still a great movie. It's
Speaker 5: a classic, and Russell Crowe is incredibly He's got real gravitas.
Speaker 5: He's amazing in it.
Speaker 4: There were some sillier moments, I would say, So.
Speaker 5: You and I had an argument about it afterwards, yes.
Speaker 4: Because she said that I don't that I'm too cynical
Speaker 4: and that I always find the something bad in a
Speaker 4: movie rather than just enjoy it for what it is.
Speaker 4: And it is a huge, big blockbuster, lots of action,
Speaker 4: so you will love it. But I said, well, what
Speaker 4: was it the sharks?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Look, there's a moment where there are quite a
Speaker 5: lot like the original movie. There were some amazing set
Speaker 5: fights in the Colosseum. Okay, the Colosseum's back and it's
Speaker 5: not CGI. The action sequences are stunning. Go and see
Speaker 5: it in I'm Out's right, it's brilliant. And they haven't
Speaker 5: used any CGI. The Colosseum is a one to well
Speaker 5: one replica. It's huge. Yeah, so the mcg.
Speaker 4: Yes, but then there are some CGI.
Speaker 5: Shuts it in the Colosseum, and.
Speaker 4: Bankee said, well, I think that was true that they did.
Speaker 4: They were able to put water in the colony.
Speaker 5: That I didn't because I remember companies Ago go into
Speaker 5: Row and I did one of those tours, right, and
Speaker 5: they said they used to flood it. Okay, right, I believe,
Speaker 5: not say about and then the gladiators and the peasants
Speaker 5: and that trying to fight fight for freedom taken on shots.
Speaker 4: So this this actually became like if you can push
Speaker 4: them in the water, don't worry the sharks or two
Speaker 4: or much.
Speaker 5: So my first question is, I mean, look, they put
Speaker 5: millions on this movie. The writers must have done a
Speaker 5: quick Google or chat gpt Rome you know rio Ward,
Speaker 5: and how do they get them because Rome isn't by
Speaker 5: the sea side.
Speaker 7: No, So someone actually asked Ridley Scott this and he said, dude,
Speaker 7: if you can build a colosseum, you can flood it
Speaker 7: with effing water.
Speaker 4: Are you joking?
Speaker 7: And you'd obviously get a couple of sharks in a
Speaker 7: net from the sea, are you kidding?
Speaker 4: Of course they can. Okay, that's someone who hasn't googled it.
Speaker 5: And also how would they say they did get the
Speaker 5: sharks from the sea? How did they get them? There
Speaker 5: was chariots, great question, but apparently not.
Speaker 7: There aren't a lot of sources. I could fight on
Speaker 7: the internet, but there.
Speaker 5: Because there's like two or three a few.
Speaker 4: Photos of actual sharks in the coliseum.
Speaker 7: There are two reports that they would ship exotic animals
Speaker 7: in from around the world, including rhinoceroses and sharks, and
Speaker 7: they what about gibbons? I haven't had time to Also,
Speaker 7: it felt like because there was lines in the original right,
Speaker 7: which what when we think of the col.
Speaker 5: In the original one, Crowe just shakes one off like
Speaker 5: it's a fat abby gat wee. Jimmy just shakes off
Speaker 5: and the I can't fight Russell Crowe.
Speaker 4: We think of Gladiata's fighting lions and it's as if
Speaker 4: they got to Gladiada too and go, well, we can't
Speaker 4: do line now done with monkeys and sharks. Monkeys and sharks.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then the other thing I want to know
Speaker 5: is like and one of the scene, someone is reading
Speaker 5: a newspaper, right, And even I'm not a great historian,
Speaker 5: but I don't believe that the press and like printing
Speaker 5: paper and that and newspapers weren't by another sort of
Speaker 5: one thousand years after Ancient Rome, which fell in like
Speaker 5: two one hundred and fifty eighty.
Speaker 7: Scholars commonly credit the Ancient Romans with publishing the first newspaper.
Speaker 5: Actor Diona in Well, this one was called something like
Speaker 5: it was the Herald Rome. It was something like the
Speaker 5: Daily Rome or something like that.
Speaker 7: But do you have official notices a sort of daily gazette?
Speaker 7: But these were carved on stone.
Speaker 5: No, no, this was like it was a newspaper. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 5: it didn't exist. Yeah, I don't think they're wired about
Speaker 5: historical accuracy with it either. As well. Paul Mescalol is incredible,
Speaker 5: but they're all great. His ascendency now to being a
Speaker 5: proper a list and stuff like that. However, it's not.
Speaker 5: It's nowhere near the Gravitasi the original.
Speaker 4: No, I would agree with that, but the action is
Speaker 4: just as delicious as the first one.
Speaker 5: So on the way there, my wife goes Christeners checking
Speaker 5: this is something to do with the first one. I went,
Speaker 5: it's called Gladiator two.
Speaker 4: Think it's a coincidence.
Speaker 5: They both know it's the new Bridget Jones one, you
Speaker 5: grant the brid of it and Colin Foot.
Speaker 4: They actually expanded Gladiata is the TV show into the movie.
Speaker 5: Richard Curtis has directed it. The other thing that annoyed
Speaker 5: me is they just called it Gladiator two.
Speaker 4: What you didn't We wanted some kind of sundering.
Speaker 5: Even like the Indiana Jones movies they have named Star
Speaker 5: Wars or New Hope the Empire Fights Back. They just
Speaker 5: didn't go Star Wars one, two, three, four. They could
Speaker 5: have called like Gladiator, Arena of.
Speaker 4: Blood, Gladiata two, Sharks, Monkeys, Rhino.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and don't forget sand in the Eye as well.
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Speaker 5: Wife and I went to see Gladiator too last night.
Speaker 5: There's a scene it's this isn't a spoiler remotely, but
Speaker 5: there's a scene where they flood the Colosseum, and then
Speaker 5: these gladiators fighting for their freedom. I have to fight sharks,
Speaker 5: right And I'm like, my wife goes, they might be dolphins.
Speaker 4: I'm like, it doesn't make it easy.
Speaker 5: What are you going to do to the gladiators? Tickle them?
Speaker 5: Flipper isn't going to be deadly to a guy with
Speaker 5: a spear in the blade fighting for his freedom.
Speaker 4: And it still doesn't explain how Roman's got on from.
Speaker 5: Guys. I think there's are like this. I can hear
Speaker 5: the squeaking. Oh my god, they're releasing the dolphins. So
Speaker 5: what has happened to the hair? Well?
Speaker 4: I went to my regular barber yesterday and he goes,
Speaker 4: you know when with the barbie, you don't have to book,
Speaker 4: You just kind of walk in and hope you get it.
Speaker 4: He's cutting somebody's hair already, so I go, I'll come back.
Speaker 4: He goes, no, no, don't worry about it. And we got
Speaker 4: our best guy right here. He's this is my usual guy.
Speaker 4: His name's Ram's from Nepal. And he steps back and goes,
Speaker 4: we got our best guy right here. And I thought
Speaker 4: he was joking. He points at what looks like a
Speaker 4: child son of said and then the expression on his
Speaker 4: face says he's not joking. It's like this teenager must be.
Speaker 5: He should have gone, oh no, no, I've got to
Speaker 5: do your few errands.
Speaker 8: You have to go.
Speaker 4: I wanted to, but I flubbed in this in the moment,
Speaker 4: and I am just too don't to be rude, a
Speaker 4: nice person, So I go, okay, okay, so now.
Speaker 5: How old do you? Seriously we saw now what do
Speaker 5: you think? Fifteen?
Speaker 4: Fifteen? Sixteen?
Speaker 5: What to do? I think he's a trainee.
Speaker 4: He must be because as he sat down, Ram is
Speaker 4: telling him things like all right, so just like go
Speaker 4: and get the yeah giving him guy.
Speaker 5: Handing him what to do. Yeah, and so you get
Speaker 5: those yeah and put that side that he wasn't even.
Speaker 4: Allowed his own scissors. So he does the clippers on
Speaker 4: the side.
Speaker 5: I've got those ones that your mum hand for like
Speaker 5: cutting fabric, and that they have dashery ones.
Speaker 4: He does a bit of clipper work on the side, and.
Speaker 5: Then he's had a girl on that left side, and.
Speaker 4: Then he and then he sort of did like a
Speaker 4: pat himself down, and Ram goes, oh, you can use
Speaker 4: my scissors if you want. So he had to borrow
Speaker 4: the real scissors. He wasn't even Alloudy's own set experience.
Speaker 4: So he's going like, I'm just sitting there, going this
Speaker 4: is the he started. Now, so what can I do?
Speaker 4: But maybe I'll have to go to another hairdressers to
Speaker 4: and get this fixed up. He's cutting it, He's cutting away,
Speaker 4: and then he gets a blow dryer out and does
Speaker 4: this weird pompadoor thing where he's really.
Speaker 5: I'd love to see the sort of Roman senate courtiers.
Speaker 4: And then Ram keeps leaning over. My usual guy keeps
Speaker 4: leaning over and goes like, are you liking that? It's
Speaker 4: like he and he's loving it. He's like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: looks so good. I'm gonna he goes, I'm going to
Speaker 4: get that for myself.
Speaker 5: I watched, can I go? It's hard, Ram, don't just
Speaker 5: talk the talk.
Speaker 4: And he's made it with the blow drays, made it
Speaker 4: so dry. My hair is like rizzy and puffy. Maybe
Speaker 4: I'll have to, like when I have a shower and
Speaker 4: wash it out, it'll look good. And he goes, get
Speaker 4: get the spray, get the spray sprayed down, and the
Speaker 4: spray does nothing. But I will say this, and in
Speaker 4: the moment, I hated it and I thought I'm gonna
Speaker 4: have to go to another hairdresser by the time I
Speaker 4: went home and I did wash it out, and I
Speaker 4: did it the way that I like it, without the
Speaker 4: pompadoor and without using the blow dry to send it backwards.
Speaker 4: I am happy with how the teenager did my haircut.
Speaker 5: But this is it. Now you'll now have son of Ram.
Speaker 5: You're going to be his one and only customer there.
Speaker 4: I actually do trust him now because I'm happy with
Speaker 4: this haircut.
Speaker 3: It's a good cut, it looks good.
Speaker 5: I just wish I could have seen pompador post. Please
Speaker 5: make that happen again.
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Speaker 5: Patsy has bought something normally for seventy plus year olds.
Speaker 3: The time has come, as the war said Chris was.
Speaker 3: We have got all these suckers on our roses out
Speaker 3: the front garden, and they're like, you know, it's like
Speaker 3: Terry Dactor when you go through the front door.
Speaker 5: What is it.
Speaker 3: There's suckers. They're like off shoots from the standard roses. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but they're like two meters long. Some of them just
Speaker 3: let them go like yeah, they sort of so they
Speaker 3: shoot off.
Speaker 5: Have you got roses? Yeah, oh beautiful in color.
Speaker 3: They're Iceberg's beautiful white crisp.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're like the Menila ones or vanilla, so yeah.
Speaker 3: Like pure white. But it's funny because one of them
Speaker 3: is going almost red. So I don't know how that happens.
Speaker 5: Because there's no cross pollination.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's weird. Anyway, So he had to get out
Speaker 3: of the weekend and get these suckers off because they're
Speaker 3: just like almost covering the front door. Anyway. Of course,
Speaker 3: he's got the bung knee, which is still recovering from
Speaker 3: and it's still a little bit stiff.
Speaker 4: So you haven't put him through more manual labor in
Speaker 4: the last six years. You've got a story where even
Speaker 4: though he's got this Bugny is just out of her
Speaker 4: wheelchair and you've got a sup of fans on the
Speaker 4: roof Christmas decorations.
Speaker 3: Recovery Jack, you've got to get movie very active. I'll
Speaker 3: lose it, they say, anyway, so we'll chop it off. Anyway,
Speaker 3: he's kneeling down trimming, trimming the roses, and he came
Speaker 3: in and he said, oh, my knees, I'm really I
Speaker 3: think of her.
Speaker 5: It was just like a nineteen seventy sick Oh my bushes, madam.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I said, we'll be careful. You know, you've got
Speaker 3: to take it easy, and he said, no.
Speaker 5: I will be careful. Then maybe don't get him to
Speaker 5: do that if he's still recovering from a knee surgery.
Speaker 5: He couldn't walk for six weeks for no balling men
Speaker 5: did knee.
Speaker 3: Anyway said I think I need I think the time
Speaker 3: has come for one of those garden kneeling the kneeling pads,
Speaker 3: you know, And so we had a look on buttings.
Speaker 3: There's a whole range of needs.
Speaker 5: Are there, like joint once you can have his and
Speaker 5: hers one big kneaning pad, whish.
Speaker 3: They did, but they've not just got the kneeling pad.
Speaker 3: Then you can sort of like upgrade to like a
Speaker 3: frame with handle.
Speaker 5: I think that's a sexy lamb thing. I told the
Speaker 5: kids that's just for the gardening.
Speaker 3: But I wonder if anyone else uses one, because.
Speaker 5: You know what, listen this station, we don't want those
Speaker 5: called from the really really decrepit nailedly. We did a
Speaker 5: phone in last week that the accidental cocoon has start
Speaker 5: calling in the really old ones. What was it the oldest?
Speaker 5: Was it the oldest? Bit of cothing you own. Yes,
Speaker 5: we had a lot of very old people.
Speaker 3: But I suggested he could maybe use like all these
Speaker 3: knee guards from her roller skates, but they didn't like.
Speaker 3: So we're in the market for a kneeling.
Speaker 5: Pad like Tony Hawk's. So are you getting those knee pads?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, I think I'll go to Bunnings and actually
Speaker 3: get you can get these proper like kneeling pads.
Speaker 5: Who hals, we have one in the office for I
Speaker 5: think we got it for the mis Is it?
Speaker 9: So?
Speaker 5: Who kneels down a rating stage to pray?
Speaker 4: It's just to make the sacrifice of the god.
Speaker 5: It'll be huggy again. How many times has he been sacrificed?
Speaker 5: He comes back from the dead his powers?
Speaker 10: Are you.
Speaker 5: All right? So pass? He said? I love the phrase.
Speaker 5: The time has come for My wife has a shoehorn. Now,
Speaker 5: oh signals age. So she's four years older than me, right,
Speaker 5: She keeps going, you're just being stubborn, Chris, I went, no,
Speaker 5: I am. You don't want to give in to ultimately
Speaker 5: age too soon. I can still put my own shoes on,
Speaker 5: She went, it says she shows off like, look you jealous,
Speaker 5: because not remotely we need still need some mistake in
Speaker 5: this relationship. It's hard to see you as not being
Speaker 5: incredibly old now with a shoehorn, a short one or
Speaker 5: a long one. It's a long one, and not just
Speaker 5: that she's got like it was her birthday Friday. And
Speaker 5: I've got these Adidas Gazelles so they are really cool trains,
Speaker 5: which look you're jealous. No, stop doing in front of.
Speaker 4: Me, making the shoes not cool anymore.
Speaker 5: You're ruining all your core points. I don't think indeed
Speaker 5: is do them with a complimentially elongated shoehorn. All right,
Speaker 5: the time has come for in your life? What has
Speaker 5: the time come.
Speaker 1: For arming the Christian O'Connell show up all night?
Speaker 5: You got bifocals, Patsy, No, but I.
Speaker 3: Am resisting that because my optometres says I should have them,
Speaker 3: but I'm saying no, I'm not getting them. But I
Speaker 3: do need them because I find I'm sort of taking
Speaker 3: my glasses on and off, which is why I'm losing.
Speaker 5: Do you do any contact lenses because now you can
Speaker 5: get by focal Yeah, contact.
Speaker 3: But there are a lot of faffing about as well,
Speaker 3: aren't they. You know you've got to keep them clean,
Speaker 3: and I did have contacts for a while, but I
Speaker 3: accidentally kept going to bed with them in and then
Speaker 3: they get dry in the which is not good. So
Speaker 3: I've just given up.
Speaker 4: How do we feel about the glasses that turn into
Speaker 4: sunglasses in the sun?
Speaker 5: Nothing more stylish. I'd love a pair. My dad had them,
Speaker 5: and I thought about creatition. That was the coolest thing.
Speaker 5: I'd love to be a grown up bit to do that.
Speaker 5: That's before the matrix came out. That's what we have.
Speaker 5: Oh man six through the matrix? Where he is? He's
Speaker 5: got the right eyewear adjust How does he do that?
Speaker 5: Is his time traveler Tomorrow's wold today? Oh? My dad's eyes.
Speaker 3: They're not cheap either, the old bifocals.
Speaker 5: No, they're really not. Now, Jack, what is it the
Speaker 5: time for for you? You've you've you've gone full into
Speaker 5: early middle age by yelling.
Speaker 4: At woll No, I didn't yell at teenagers, but I
Speaker 4: was definitely not happy with them and about my wife.
Speaker 4: They knocked on the door after midnight.
Speaker 5: That's really out of a baby as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I'll give you the excuse they use all
Speaker 4: the reason. I was like, what the hell's going on?
Speaker 5: Here.
Speaker 4: The dog's barking. Yeah, like, okay, wake up, wake up,
Speaker 4: there's someone at the door. I looked through the door.
Speaker 4: A couple of teenagers opened the door to go sorry,
Speaker 4: we're trying to get an uber and we don't know
Speaker 4: what street we're on, what streets is for?
Speaker 5: And Jack is doing demonstration of some very wide eyes
Speaker 5: very and I presume it wasn't from meeting radio's jack pots.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, gush, that is ridiculous story. That was me.
Speaker 4: I couldn't get back to sleep.
Speaker 3: What way walked down to the end of the street
Speaker 3: and have a little.
Speaker 5: See in forties be wild and Cage.
Speaker 4: Three has actually spent the next ten minutes at the
Speaker 4: Venetian blinds, just with half a crackness, watching them make
Speaker 4: sure they did get in the car and go.
Speaker 5: What are they up to? One of the great joys
Speaker 5: of getting older is spying out your buyers. Honestly, I
Speaker 5: can sometimes I go and make a cup of tea
Speaker 5: and I go, God, I'm going to go and do
Speaker 5: it for no good reason, spy out onto the street
Speaker 5: from my Venetians. Bis, I can see you, but you
Speaker 5: can't see me.
Speaker 4: And then just keep a running commentary and that's what
Speaker 4: I was doing for bank. They're in the neighbors driveway now, yeah,
Speaker 4: I think they really are getting a Nuba care fair enough?
Speaker 5: How is that carbon part up in front of ours? Now?
Speaker 5: Is it day dow or two? Do we need to
Speaker 5: call anyone? All right, let's go to who we got here? Vicky,
Speaker 5: come on in, Vicky.
Speaker 11: Good morning, everybody.
Speaker 5: Morning Vicky and Vicky. So have you got kneeling pants
Speaker 5: like Patsy? I do? I do you sound you sound young?
Speaker 5: You said, like twenty or thirty?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 11: Thanks, babe, No, no, no, I am turning thirty nine
Speaker 11: next Friday. Just fyi, it's my birthday and I had
Speaker 11: to buy one because I am struggling to get up
Speaker 11: off the ground.
Speaker 5: Well, they're not like a little trampoline. They don't like
Speaker 5: bounce your back up like Wallas.
Speaker 3: Normal off.
Speaker 12: No, no, no, nobody.
Speaker 11: They've got two functions as well, so you can turn
Speaker 11: the turn the thing around, and you know, you can
Speaker 11: have it closer to the ground, or you can be
Speaker 11: sitting on it, you know, if you're doing potting or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 11: I work for the company that does the supplying for them.
Speaker 5: I see, nicey, does you ruled us in very good,
Speaker 5: very good. We'll have Nike and everyone. Actually, Nike, you
Speaker 5: don only demotopy this boy. They bringing out orthopedic shoes
Speaker 5: or socks. All right, Vicky, thanks you giving us a call.
Speaker 5: Have a good day.
Speaker 11: Thank you too.
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Speaker 5: Every week on our show, your calls win prizes. You
Speaker 5: could be winning one thousand dollars for our call of
Speaker 5: the week. Two ways you can get your stories on
Speaker 5: the show this morning on nine four one four one
Speaker 5: o four three. What have you been paid in other
Speaker 5: than cash? Sharon Morgan. I knitted a jumper for a
Speaker 5: friend's husband. He gave me a law mower. Had a
Speaker 5: dinner party. Your friend's husband ask me if I could
Speaker 5: make him a jumper. I said, look, you pay for
Speaker 5: the wall and the pattern, I'll make it for you.
Speaker 5: I don't normally ask the payment. I make for joy.
Speaker 5: He noticed the house I was living in and had
Speaker 5: a small front lawn and a small car concrete backyard.
Speaker 5: So when he came to pick up the jumper, he
Speaker 5: delivered me a brand new law mode.
Speaker 3: Ah, that's so nice.
Speaker 5: Jason Fletcher, my dad built a house for my muma's
Speaker 5: brother back in the eighties and was given a color TV.
Speaker 5: He was hoping for some money build a house. I mean,
Speaker 5: how many months does it take to house? The audacity
Speaker 5: of that is quite admirable in a way, Jess Christian.
Speaker 5: I pay our house sitter, which is my parents in produce.
Speaker 5: We have chicks which is eggs and vegetables for them.
Speaker 5: Oh living in the ear of mice and men, are
Speaker 5: we maz My dad in the sixties and seventies rarely
Speaker 5: used cash for everything. Everything was swap or trade. Some
Speaker 5: are ones that stand out. Half a cow payment for processing,
Speaker 5: the other half by the butchers. A piglet for a
Speaker 5: painter who painted our shed just so was like a
Speaker 5: nursery rhyme. A piglet for the painter painted on shed
Speaker 5: and Dell got paid in a fifty kilo back of
Speaker 5: potatoes for making some cabinet doors, which costs hundreds to make.
Speaker 5: A Christian a back of spaes s jack and the
Speaker 5: bean stalk. So yeah, other than cash, what have you
Speaker 5: been paid in? Didn't your dad get offered a cow? One?
Speaker 4: He got offered a cow when he turned eighteen by
Speaker 4: regional football club to come and play football for them.
Speaker 4: Now I guess it wasn't enough because he did turn
Speaker 4: them down.
Speaker 5: That's how Jim is trying to lure those players up
Speaker 5: from the Tigers up to the gold cost and payment
Speaker 5: of cows. So yeah, we're looking for your stories and
Speaker 5: other than cash or whatever you've been paid in a
Speaker 5: nine four one one four three. And also you're miss sayings. Christian,
Speaker 5: my husband miss says like a pig style in here
Speaker 5: instead of like a pig style. Like a pig style
Speaker 5: in here doesn't make any sense whatsoever.
Speaker 4: I guess a pig style could be messy.
Speaker 5: You're right, You're right, Allison. I used to work with
Speaker 5: someone that would say I can't phantom it instead of
Speaker 5: I can't fathom it, Dave. My wife still says it's
Speaker 5: all just water under the fridge now instead of Jim.
Speaker 5: Last week someone called in with Mutton Tress's hand instead
Speaker 5: of Mutton Tesses on which I love as well. Here's
Speaker 5: some of our favorite calls we heard. Friday.
Speaker 13: I used to work with someone who always heard the
Speaker 13: best sayings, and her favorite was she was always at
Speaker 13: the end of her feather.
Speaker 11: Making hinds of meat instead of making ends me.
Speaker 12: So my wife's constantly saying in the walls instead of
Speaker 12: in the walls.
Speaker 11: My wife came out and said that's better than a
Speaker 11: poke in the stick with a sharp eye.
Speaker 5: All right, you're miss sayings. And other than cash, what
Speaker 5: have you been paid in.
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Speaker 5: Other than cash? What have you been paid in? And
Speaker 5: also this morning on the show on nine four one
Speaker 5: four one o four three that's her number phrases you
Speaker 5: or someone get wrong, Christian, play it by year instead
Speaker 5: of play it by ear. My mum always caused people
Speaker 5: from Country Victoria out on the stakes like pants. These people,
Speaker 5: I guess country pumpkins instead country pumpkins. Some of these
Speaker 5: are better country. Look at them, bloody country pumpkins. Christian.
Speaker 5: When I get paid another than cash. In nineteen eighty seven,
Speaker 5: I was a hairdresser. I poemed a friend of mine.
Speaker 5: She gave me a free horse. Just a different time, Christian.
Speaker 5: I'm forty five and the time has come for me
Speaker 5: to have a pill box for all my daily vitamins
Speaker 5: in the morning. That's from Kelly, Good morning, Matts, Matt Yoel. Sorry,
Speaker 5: that's alright right, everyone's busy in the morning.
Speaker 9: Yeah, no, no, no, Will.
Speaker 12: I've got a friend of mine that does the miss
Speaker 12: said sayings and has done for a very long time
Speaker 12: that we started to compile a list. In our top four,
Speaker 12: i'd say plant the carrot instead of plan at the seed.
Speaker 5: Wow, that sounds like a euphemism for something else.
Speaker 10: Oh I know, well, we actually all have started saying it.
Speaker 5: Fine. It just spreads.
Speaker 12: It totally spreads. So we want to spread that one
Speaker 12: if you can.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 11: Go with the fly instead of go with the flow.
Speaker 5: Again, it feels like an advertising slogan, doesn't it. And
Speaker 5: crust of it instead of crux of it, the crust
Speaker 5: of it, crust of its getting to the end of something. Yeah,
Speaker 5: the crust.
Speaker 12: And our last favorite one of the top ten is
Speaker 12: bullet at a gate.
Speaker 5: Matt, anytime he gets your new entries, give us a quarter.
Speaker 2: Ka.
Speaker 5: You know, well, all right, thanks Matt, Thanks you calling Michelle.
Speaker 5: Good morning?
Speaker 11: Hello, Hello, how are you?
Speaker 5: I'm good Michelle, Welcome to show. So your husband's a locksmith.
Speaker 5: What has it been pain in? So?
Speaker 11: Yeah, my happy's a locksmith's been a lotsmith for many years,
Speaker 11: and he's been paid in some really weird stuff, weird
Speaker 11: and wonderful things. He's been paid in a ladder, which
Speaker 11: he already had four, so that was great. He got
Speaker 11: a small flat screen TV. He's been paid in an
Speaker 11: old set of Encyclopedia Britanny. Also been propositions before, but
Speaker 11: the best one, the best one by far, had to
Speaker 11: be two thousand or around two thousand tins of sardines
Speaker 11: in oil, not even the good ones in tomato.
Speaker 5: But that wasn't part of the proposition. Was it me and.
Speaker 12: Time separate times?
Speaker 11: So that was probably the best.
Speaker 5: Widely think he doesn't want to actually paid in cash
Speaker 5: or does he feel awkward asking him to pay his
Speaker 5: Inboys to Go? I love that TV?
Speaker 11: Actually no, absolutely not. He usually gets paid in cash.
Speaker 11: But he's just a really helpful fellow. And I suppose
Speaker 11: people say to him, I haven't got any money here,
Speaker 11: take this.
Speaker 5: But so many sardines.
Speaker 11: I don't even know how that came about.
Speaker 12: I don't know, but we had, we had so many.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you'd still be eating them. Yeah, not anymore. Michelle,
Speaker 5: Thank you very much. You cal okay, thank you, Anthony,
Speaker 5: good morning, welcome to the show. How are you? Yeah,
Speaker 5: we're good to Anthony. And so which one are you
Speaker 5: colling in about? What have you paid another in cash
Speaker 5: or what miss saying yep.
Speaker 12: So I'm I'm a painter and I painted a lander
Speaker 12: and ceiling about seven years ago. And they said, instead
Speaker 12: of paying the cash, do you want a Holden Rodea?
Speaker 5: So I said yeah?
Speaker 4: And what Nick was the car?
Speaker 12: It was actually in good Nick. We had it for
Speaker 12: about five years. They had a flat battery, so I
Speaker 12: just jumped started it, drive it on, got a road
Speaker 12: worthy and we had it for about five years.
Speaker 5: A great one.
Speaker 12: Yeah, and then we put it on Marketplace for seven
Speaker 12: hundred and fifty dollars and it's sold in about one
Speaker 12: and a half minutes.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, Yeah, people love those older holdings, you know. Yeah, mate,
Speaker 5: it was great, So yeah, Anty, thanks you cal.
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Speaker 5: Sign for this week's Name game. Never heard it before,
Speaker 5: You will be playing it within the next minute.
Speaker 8: Do you have a name that's a pain a name
Speaker 8: you always need to explain? Well, we've maina my name
Speaker 8: as in game.
Speaker 5: Every Thursday. You call us up, you tell us the
Speaker 5: one line clue. If you have a name that is
Speaker 5: tricky for people to understand over the phone, you tell
Speaker 5: us the clue. We work backwards trying to guess what
Speaker 5: your name is? It goes like this, all right, Caller one.
Speaker 5: Every time I tell people my day name, I have
Speaker 5: to say, as in Koala beer, no, mattress. No.
Speaker 13: If that doesn't work, I have to say as in
Speaker 13: the chocolate caramelo.
Speaker 5: Yes, good morning. Caller two, he.
Speaker 3: Pan, no Rabbit, no Wendy, no King of the Mountains,
Speaker 3: oh Brock yes.
Speaker 5: Caller three, good morning.
Speaker 11: So this is my surname.
Speaker 5: Who is Jesus Christ, Savior, Son of God, god Son. Yes,
Speaker 5: that's my favorite. All right, are we ready to play? Yes?
Speaker 5: Jackie ready? Ready, Patsy you ready? All right, let's play
Speaker 5: Caller one. Good morning, welcome to the show.
Speaker 13: Good morning here going team.
Speaker 5: We're good and thanks for calling and taking part. All right,
Speaker 5: what is your clue to your name?
Speaker 13: So I have you a first and my last name.
Speaker 13: So for my first name, as in ned Kelly, that's it, right,
Speaker 13: had I was disappointed there the second one as in
Speaker 13: bottom of a ship, yeah, pats.
Speaker 5: Whereas our friend Jackie boy, Well, it's good to start
Speaker 5: with the getable one. Do you remember they won a
Speaker 5: couple of weeks ago, which was impossible a country in England. Leon,
Speaker 5: Thank you very much, The caring okay, thanks and.
Speaker 13: Thanks for making my morning start brings pleasure.
Speaker 5: Very kind of saying thank you, caller too, Good morning,
Speaker 5: good morning.
Speaker 13: It's going to be almost as easy as that one.
Speaker 5: It's the it's my full name, and it's the name
Speaker 5: of a former English cricket captain. I them Michael vamanlt
Speaker 5: of Michael Michael Vaughan is correct. Listen and I've been
Speaker 5: well team, but we can you can let a few
Speaker 5: tougher ones on the list.
Speaker 4: We getting like my wife letting engulf.
Speaker 5: You shouldn't do that. The call of three, Good morning, team,
Speaker 5: how are we We're good? Caller three, welcome, off you go.
Speaker 5: So my first name is a.
Speaker 13: Comic duo from the sixties and my surname is an
Speaker 13: animals sleeping place.
Speaker 5: Separate. Al Right, guys, someone says you'd be careful. You as.
Speaker 4: Sixty comedy.
Speaker 3: Mart Dean Martin and what was his name, Jerry Lewis.
Speaker 5: She was trying to speed up, but he's out loud,
Speaker 5: thought brocess. Let's this girl with the patch. All right,
Speaker 5: sixties comedy Martin Malloy.
Speaker 4: What we're like Albert and Costello.
Speaker 5: Yes, you're getting closed, Laurrel and Hardy. Yes, your first
Speaker 5: name is Laurel or Hardy Laurel Laurel.
Speaker 3: Who was the second clue for the surname uh a
Speaker 3: place where an animal sleeps, then borrow.
Speaker 5: No whole, nest, no Laurel nest, no cave, no Warren, Yes,
Speaker 5: la Warren. Are you Lauren Warren?
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 5: I'm getting so much joy from saying that. Lauren Warren
Speaker 5: said ten times. That is great. Thank you Laura for
Speaker 5: giving us a good date.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast, Christian.
Speaker 5: My husband is a gas plumber and he was working
Speaker 5: around the Mornington Peninsula area checking on gas meters. A
Speaker 5: lady in Hastings didn't have a lot of cash, so
Speaker 5: he asked him if he could be paid with a
Speaker 5: pig instead. He was smart enough not to take the pig.
Speaker 5: I mean, that's the training, isn't it kicks in? Then
Speaker 5: it's probably module nineteen. Do not accept pigs on the
Speaker 5: morning ten Peninsula. You will regret it, counting. Thank you
Speaker 5: very much, team. Are we ready for part two on
Speaker 5: the name game? As in ready guy caller one? Good morning,
Speaker 5: Good morning guys, welcome to the show.
Speaker 11: Your clue is so this was my first name, My
Speaker 11: name is as you was shy.
Speaker 5: Ment Simon, Simple Simon, Simon says Funkel, No, Simon Baker, no,
Speaker 5: Simon call no, we're on now. Simon's are significant? Simon's are?
Speaker 5: What's the one who Jesus mates the disciples? Disciples? Simon
Speaker 5: doesn't sound doesn't sound like a biblical name, does it?
Speaker 5: And then his mate Simon just see saint Simon. No,
Speaker 5: there's no Simon Simon, Simon. What are the famous ones?
Speaker 5: Are they? Australian Simon?
Speaker 9: Is it?
Speaker 5: No whole Simon's. Now let's go to the Ecuadorian Simon.
Speaker 11: Now, what is it you want me to tell you?
Speaker 4: We give up?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Karlie, oh of course, singer Carly Simon.
Speaker 5: You're so vain, yes, yeah, gotcha. All right, thank you
Speaker 5: very much for calling in. Have a good day, Thank you.
Speaker 5: Good morning caller too. Welcome to the name game morning. Okay,
Speaker 5: got a good poker voice close close to your chest
Speaker 5: as it's all right, off you go.
Speaker 10: So it's my last name?
Speaker 12: It is as in the herd.
Speaker 5: Cow cilantro heard heard no speak up? Love? What is it?
Speaker 5: Herb oh time? Tarigan, Italian season all spice? It was?
Speaker 5: Is your name? Basil?
Speaker 10: Last name?
Speaker 5: All right? Thank you very much you calling him caller three,
Speaker 5: good morning.
Speaker 13: Good morning.
Speaker 1: How are you really good?
Speaker 5: And I hope you will as well. I am, thank you.
Speaker 13: My last name is as in be and my us
Speaker 13: and certainly be a drinker.
Speaker 5: Foster's no Carlton, no piny and Victoria bitter, no palm,
Speaker 5: but wise, of course, no guiness, Hawker's no beer mater,
Speaker 5: four pines.
Speaker 4: Brewer, brewer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sorry, I was just going through alarming me quickly
Speaker 5: as well. I mean I was in a game show.
Speaker 11: Ironically enough, my mother's maiden name was.
Speaker 5: Vickers, as in biggest Gin. That is dripping an irony.
Speaker 5: Someone get a Laras Marsett back in the studio to
Speaker 5: add another line to that song. Love it. Thanks according him,
Speaker 5: Thank you, bye bye, thank you, call a fork, good morning,
Speaker 5: good morning, and four, off you go.
Speaker 13: My name is enough as in.
Speaker 5: The hospital sick illness death, emergency Yeah, bed nod fib.
Speaker 4: No Austin nurse, the carts Alfred Alfred.
Speaker 5: Atworth no no good hospital knowledge team. By the way,
Speaker 5: we need to a bit further afield now Blake Gowy
Speaker 5: nurse doctor ye patient war no, sister, no, give us
Speaker 5: another clue to do with the hospital and I hope
Speaker 5: we can get this. It's in the hospital itself. Yes,
Speaker 5: I did surgery. No, Peter, you're sure it's not Ward.
Speaker 5: What name is I said, the age?
Speaker 7: It is war.
Speaker 5: We just saw someone looking people take this in going
Speaker 5: Christians already said.
Speaker 3: It in Finnis. We were all yelling at him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it was in the hospital. That that's what
Speaker 5: really helped. All right, thank you very much, going to school.
Speaker 5: U's get one last one in. It's going to be you.
Speaker 5: Thank you, good morning to.
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Speaker 5: on World Nana Appreciation Day. Yeah, appreciate you. Nana's today.
Speaker 5: We're looking for your Nana movies. Tell you what movies
Speaker 5: nance love to watch? Chitty Chitty Nan Nan Silver, Batanan Gold,
Speaker 5: Silence of the NaNs Silver, The Nantastic four Silver, Plass,
Speaker 5: No Country for Old Nonnas Silver? All right, Jackie boy,
Speaker 5: what else to nana's love to watch?
Speaker 4: Yeah, they love to watch sea biscuit, Sea biscuit tin?
Speaker 3: What Nana's always had a tin?
Speaker 4: Maybe astral?
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Speaker 4: Silver, Eat Prey Knit Silver.
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Speaker 5: Rebecca Big Nanna's House from Sonya Gold. I know what
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Speaker 5: Nanbo gold instead of Enders game, Lavender's game. They love
Speaker 5: Lavender that Marley and Potpourri gold and you spelled it
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Speaker 5: your Nana Silver Juice, Knitterlo Nana Jiggilow. We love a
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Speaker 4: We really think that all mothers do is?
Speaker 5: I was sure that we've got this right Silver, Puss
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Speaker 5: Christmas is so composed. It's actually quite a few weeks away,
Speaker 5: to be honest. But Christmas is everywhere now in the shops,
Speaker 5: isn't it? And do you know where Christmas really lives
Speaker 5: in our hearts boys and Girls, And I'm very, very
Speaker 5: excited because coming next week on the show, we're looking
Speaker 5: for your grown up wish list. You know, kids have
Speaker 5: a little wish list of what they like. We say,
Speaker 5: not just for kids, just like, hey, listen, what about
Speaker 5: us grown up? So grown up start to think about
Speaker 5: what would be on your grown up wish list? And
Speaker 5: we're going to start to make those dreams come true.
Speaker 5: And right now I can turn a microphone on at
Speaker 5: the home of Santa in the North Pole. Now're not
Speaker 5: going to be doing this with Santa because obviously he's
Speaker 5: very busy boys and Girls, But just like there's a
Speaker 5: you know, Chris Hemsworth, and there's a Liam Hemsworth. I
Speaker 5: know everyone knows Santa Claus, but not many people know
Speaker 5: that he has a brother that sort of looks after
Speaker 5: he had messed. Yeah, and he's quite a bit of
Speaker 5: a bog character. And he's called Gary Klaus, Gary Klaus,
Speaker 5: Are you there? Oh ho ho, Christian Jack And that's
Speaker 5: you're in the studio, but you're you're already in the
Speaker 5: North Party in.
Speaker 2: The North Palm, in the western suburbs of the North Pole.
Speaker 10: Ash.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and I'm making sure the adults this Christmas get
Speaker 9: what they were, not just.
Speaker 5: The kiddies's like fifth And how are you fold to
Speaker 5: do this because you know Christmas can be expensive.
Speaker 9: And money is tied Christian but not at Mercedes benz Bery.
Speaker 5: Well you've got Mercedes benz Berry. There, we've got one
Speaker 5: in Melbourne that people love. They do great deals. I'm
Speaker 5: sure that one's great to driving now in a slave
Speaker 5: But he got from Mercedes benz Berry. Yes, they did
Speaker 5: great trading as well.
Speaker 2: Oh, Christmas has come early. At Mercedes, he spends better.
Speaker 5: Question, they're better.
Speaker 2: Any trade offer by at least five thousand dollary two.
Speaker 9: Another two thousand until just send by thirty one? My
Speaker 9: word garage use terms apply?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, forget that. And so what are you looking for?
Speaker 5: They're going to write to me and then I'll send
Speaker 5: them on to you.
Speaker 2: Yes, very busy man. Yeah, I know you've got a
Speaker 2: lot of time on your hands. If you're an adult.
Speaker 9: And you've got something on your adults only Christmas wish list, Well.
Speaker 4: That makes it sound like it has to be something naughty. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and you need to clarify that if you meant perverts,
Speaker 4: I think only an adult would Well again, you're.
Speaker 5: Making it worse. Those love balls or something.
Speaker 2: No kids are allowed to write in what are you kids?
Speaker 5: All of a sudden carriage?
Speaker 2: I only deal with adults.
Speaker 5: For Christmas to be a warm hearted thing. Next week
Speaker 5: on the show.
Speaker 2: There is nothing untowarn about this. WhatsApp happy ending?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, just normal on TV or something. If
Speaker 5: I wanted that's kids, no kids, it shuck next week
Speaker 5: on the show, right.
Speaker 2: Exactly, that's what we're calling it.
Speaker 9: So if you're an adult, you have a gift that
Speaker 9: you want for yourself for Christmas? Love this scary email
Speaker 9: Christian at christiano'connell dot com.
Speaker 2: Dot are you that's where you come in.
Speaker 5: That's great, Jack, What would you like for you?
Speaker 4: Yes, there is something called a grip at club.
Speaker 5: Watch again that sounds it is the fleshlight.
Speaker 4: It is a brush that also has a detergent in
Speaker 4: it that you used to clean.
Speaker 3: Is it a golf club cleaner?
Speaker 4: Yes, golf.
Speaker 5: Garrett practicing his grip on his swing.
Speaker 2: I don't think i'd be allowed to give something like
Speaker 2: that on edge.
Speaker 5: Jack.
Speaker 2: Maybe he has something more wholesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is. You know what I would like a
Speaker 3: really nice bag, but I don't know if I've been
Speaker 3: good enough to like warrant how expensive they are Santa.
Speaker 5: But you know what.
Speaker 3: I would like, like a designer bag, like my first
Speaker 3: proper one. I know it's very great here, but I
Speaker 3: figure I just Jackie Show said to the love God,
Speaker 3: I do deserve it this year. You know after my
Speaker 3: second acrat that.
Speaker 2: He was calling us on the North Pole the day
Speaker 2: after an hour.
Speaker 9: It's one of the thirty five instagrams. I mean, Darry
Speaker 9: does have a budget. Yeah, I guess, come on, it's
Speaker 9: a ten k budget.
Speaker 2: Oh if we can spend.
Speaker 5: That's a little bit left over the listeners to fight
Speaker 5: over next week rovals in the street. Oh wow, okay,
Speaker 5: so we'll chat to you again tomorrow. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to see your lovely letters. Christian.
Speaker 5: All right, thank you very much. All right, so grown
Speaker 5: ups only? And what do they lay? Email again? Christian? Yeah,
Speaker 5: christianoconnell dot com dot are you you have a great
Speaker 5: day in the Santi Facty with the elves? You too, Christian?
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