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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Excuse me, we're the same age, I do believe?

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<v Speaker 4>Do I have a more brief backt for you.

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<v Speaker 5>He's embodied the spirit of Ken from the whole elders

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<v Speaker 5>of Ken's who are alive in him.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 4>Show one thousand, two hundred.

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<v Speaker 5>And thirty one. Good morning, Patsy morning, welcome back. It'scite

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<v Speaker 5>to be back with you both.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, jack Good to see you guys.

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<v Speaker 5>A belated happy birthday to you, Jackie morning, Thank you guys. Sefday.

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<v Speaker 5>Over the weekend, well, last saw you. You're getting ready

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<v Speaker 5>for your lovely surprise weekend that your wife had organized

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<v Speaker 5>you two to go on a golf trip. How do

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<v Speaker 5>you go? It is? You had an amazing weather of

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<v Speaker 5>the weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>He was the perfect weekend. I'm so obsessed with golf

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<v Speaker 4>at the moment. I took it up last year and

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<v Speaker 4>I can't stop thinking about it. It's the first thing

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<v Speaker 4>I think about when I wake up.

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<v Speaker 5>So you've come back because I remember a couple of

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<v Speaker 5>months ago you were.

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<v Speaker 4>I wanted to quick so frustrated how bad I was.

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<v Speaker 4>But I've succumbed to my skills and that's what how

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<v Speaker 4>good I am and I'm happy with that great And

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<v Speaker 4>so this couldn't be a more perfect weekend. She Gordy

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<v Speaker 4>went to my mum and dad's place, and then we

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<v Speaker 4>went up to Dalsford for the night and played on

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<v Speaker 4>two different regional courses.

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<v Speaker 5>Some beautiful ones out there, so nice.

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<v Speaker 4>And I don't know. She's not here to defend this,

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<v Speaker 4>but I beat her both times.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh that's why you're Yeah, now we understand the perfect weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>Bested his wife.

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<v Speaker 4>But you got it. For the backstory, she is actually

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<v Speaker 4>a good golfer. You have to know that part to

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<v Speaker 4>know how important it is that I won. I was

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<v Speaker 4>the underdog.

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<v Speaker 5>And tell me this, because your wife is very good

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<v Speaker 5>at golf and she was like a child protege. Is

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<v Speaker 5>that right?

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<v Speaker 4>She was like, really, she was a junior champion.

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<v Speaker 5>Have you ever beaten her before?

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<v Speaker 4>And never been in her before?

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<v Speaker 5>And what was it? What was occasionally the week I

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<v Speaker 5>knew I thought you might tryat because it was said

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<v Speaker 5>that story I won't to understand the four story the

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<v Speaker 5>side store. In the backstory, it was like you've never

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<v Speaker 5>beaten her before.

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<v Speaker 4>I've never been here before. But she hardly plays. Now

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<v Speaker 4>you don't understand. Yeah, and I've been putting in the effort.

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<v Speaker 4>I've been doing that. Of course, I've been doing the

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<v Speaker 4>putting drill.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. Yeah, that's why I've been That doesn't matter about it. No, No,

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<v Speaker 5>but you've never beaten there before. I've never made birthday weekends.

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<v Speaker 5>You first time you beat her?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, wow, you had to see how you see?

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<v Speaker 5>I speaking on behalf of someone listening right now, not

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<v Speaker 5>me that might go this.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't know my wife. You would never she would competitive.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no. What I worried about is what she

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<v Speaker 5>would never want is a weekend where she beat you

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<v Speaker 5>and smashed you. What that would do to your birthday weekend? No?

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<v Speaker 4>No, you had to be there.

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<v Speaker 5>You had to that. We had to be that. We

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<v Speaker 5>had to be there. And so what did you get

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<v Speaker 5>as you as your present?

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<v Speaker 4>I won a twenty minute massage.

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<v Speaker 5>From your wife. Let's this move on, Like you said

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<v Speaker 5>at the beginning of this perfect weekend, she let him win.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell Show Pod.

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<v Speaker 5>Come on to all my other fellow parents who are

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<v Speaker 5>supporting their kids through any tough times. A moment of

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<v Speaker 5>the year twelve. However, Lois did her last exam this Monday. Congratulations,

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<v Speaker 5>no more kids at school?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you know what? Pats right? My wife and I

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<v Speaker 5>actually thought I'd be over the moon once it finally

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<v Speaker 5>came that day, because obviously, for years and years and years,

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<v Speaker 5>often when you're just walking alongside the kids, when they're

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<v Speaker 5>going through all the school years, the ups, the downs,

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<v Speaker 5>the sideways, all of it, you actually can't wait for

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<v Speaker 5>to be over. You actually start to fantasize, will I

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<v Speaker 5>ever know freedom again? I guess it's like at times,

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<v Speaker 5>it feels like someone serving a life stretch for crime

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<v Speaker 5>they didn't commit. Will I ever get parole?

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<v Speaker 3>It is a long time.

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<v Speaker 5>Am I stuck in this big house forever? And then

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<v Speaker 5>suddenly Monday came and she did the last exam. She

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<v Speaker 5>came home when it's all over, and I found nothing

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<v Speaker 5>but sad, I said, but I was enjoying the flash cards.

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<v Speaker 5>I said, I feel like I don't have a job anymore.

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<v Speaker 5>She went, No, I'm still going to need to do

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<v Speaker 5>some stuff. Yesterday I found out what that stuff's going

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<v Speaker 5>to be. So lowess. My daughter is my youngest daughter,

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<v Speaker 5>Earns eighteen on Monday, which is the eighteenth. She's eighteen

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<v Speaker 5>on the eighteen.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it'll only happened once in her life.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, yeah, yeah, yes, yeah, we don't know what the

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<v Speaker 5>future man they vent time traveling him. She can re

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<v Speaker 5>experience eighteen. But that's the news if you're tuning in

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<v Speaker 5>this morning. My daughter can only go eighteenth on her

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<v Speaker 5>eighteenth once. She sent me this text message yesterday. No,

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<v Speaker 5>we had like rain showers yesterday. Hi Dad, I left

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<v Speaker 5>the umbrella up outside the front door because I don't

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<v Speaker 5>know how to get it back in. I'm still needing.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show Podcasttat's.

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<v Speaker 5>See what's been going on for you this week? How's

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<v Speaker 5>everything get home?

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<v Speaker 4>You know what?

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<v Speaker 3>It was a relationship. First last night I could not

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<v Speaker 3>believe it. So the love God and I have been

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<v Speaker 3>together near on thirty five years. I've known him, and

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<v Speaker 3>never ever, ever has he been able to find anything

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<v Speaker 3>like it's just like this relationship blindness, can't find it.

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<v Speaker 3>Where are my jeans? They're in the But no they're not.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll go and there they will be.

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<v Speaker 4>I get in trouble for that.

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<v Speaker 5>Every single day, I'm like, where is the mayonnaise and

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<v Speaker 5>it couldn't be moved barely a millimeter. I'm like, God,

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<v Speaker 5>damn it, you've hitten it again.

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<v Speaker 4>What is this game that wasn't there before?

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<v Speaker 5>You're a magician, David Copperfield. I mean he did statue liberty,

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<v Speaker 5>but a great big megajob mayonnaise in the fridge. How

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<v Speaker 5>do you do that?

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<v Speaker 3>We made a beautiful stuff fried dish last night and

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<v Speaker 3>I was going to do some rice in the rice.

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<v Speaker 5>Was it road killer or what was it? This time

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<v Speaker 5>for one of your dishes? It was passome?

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<v Speaker 3>No, anyway, I couldn't find the bas madi rice anywhere,

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<v Speaker 3>and I thought, oh, we just we've run out. Chris,

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<v Speaker 3>we can't have rice. We don't have any and he goes, no,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure we've got bas mati. No, you have a

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<v Speaker 3>look in the pantry. I can't find it anywhere. For looking,

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<v Speaker 3>I was convinced we were out. We had brown rice,

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<v Speaker 3>but no, one't.

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<v Speaker 5>There's always brown rice there. I think it's from the

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<v Speaker 5>COVID stop pining days. There's that and like too much

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<v Speaker 5>lou Roth. So we're going to get brown rice. We'd

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<v Speaker 5>have to be really desperate to tuck into that.

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<v Speaker 4>When you go through. We fought at once when we're

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<v Speaker 4>going through a health health.

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<v Speaker 5>But Dave, Tim Tim Fairy swear by brown rice, but you.

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<v Speaker 4>Can't cook it properly.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no one, And it's that real sillity in

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<v Speaker 5>you corn in your belly.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought I could get the family onto brown rice,

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<v Speaker 3>but no. So we had a full full thing of

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<v Speaker 3>brown rice. Anyway, So he goes to the pantry and

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<v Speaker 3>then finds it, like just pulls it out and he

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<v Speaker 3>goes here it is.

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<v Speaker 5>It was like the best day ever for a man,

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<v Speaker 5>isn't it. It's rare you get a win, right, It's

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<v Speaker 5>very very rare you get a win like that, anything

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<v Speaker 5>to a pantry and organization. He must have been doing

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<v Speaker 5>laps like he cured the common cold.

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<v Speaker 3>I sort of just downplayed a bit and I said,

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<v Speaker 3>oh yeah, very good. Can you just.

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<v Speaker 5>Let him pats It won't happen again.

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<v Speaker 1>Ristjan O'Connell show podcast, Good Morning, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Later on this morning, Jack and I and East of

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<v Speaker 5>a chat on air. There will be no spoilers. There

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<v Speaker 5>will be no spoilers. I can sell that for two reasons. One,

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<v Speaker 5>I really hope you go and see Gladiator. Two, this weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>I went to see it last night. My wife surprised

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<v Speaker 5>me and we went to see it last night. Secondly,

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<v Speaker 5>there's there's nothing to really spoil. It's heavy on action,

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<v Speaker 5>heavy on action. There's no twisty whisties where you're like, god,

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<v Speaker 5>damn it. It is not the usual suspects. There's no

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<v Speaker 5>kinds of so say that actually is a spoiler alert.

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<v Speaker 5>They did not worry about the plot, just straight more

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<v Speaker 5>of the old cank cank can hold hold, hold on.

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<v Speaker 5>I loved every two and a half hours older. I

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<v Speaker 5>really did so much testosterone men. I saw men that

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<v Speaker 5>were like, you know, bad posture, going in, puffed up,

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<v Speaker 5>like we could have been a gladiator. I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 5>one thing. Looking at life then I was all that

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<v Speaker 5>moving equipment, oars and stuff like that. May need you

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<v Speaker 5>get your fingers tracks, obviously, God, they must have been

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<v Speaker 5>always pinching their fingers and stuff, you know, the oars

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<v Speaker 5>tribute Shay, stuff like that. Jack and I have some

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<v Speaker 5>big questions about it. It's Chris trist making it go

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<v Speaker 5>and sit this weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not sure I haven't heard any talk. You do

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<v Speaker 3>you like the first one?

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<v Speaker 5>There were like then I think there were like twelve

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<v Speaker 5>shows yesterday all sold out. Yeah, all right, So we're

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<v Speaker 5>Time for the Good Morning Minute. We say good morning

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<v Speaker 2>Good good morning? Good morning do you.

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<v Speaker 5>Jack and Bats? Are you ready with your good morning?

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<v Speaker 5>Ready to go guy? Good morning to Carla in Seaford,

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning, walking to grab a coffee before she does

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<v Speaker 5>the kids lunches. Good morning, Christian and the teams from

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<v Speaker 5>Marcus went with my wife to see Glady eight to

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<v Speaker 5>two last night, or so loved it in block capitols,

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<v Speaker 5>m J. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Why do I

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<v Speaker 5>come around them Sharks. You really have them in war sharks.

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning to Nicole, Good morning to car team, Good

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<v Speaker 5>morning give them Shark Nicole on the way to Warning

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<v Speaker 5>Ball via the Homilton Highway. Gonna lose you guys soon,

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<v Speaker 5>Brackets reception. Can you always get us on the app?

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<v Speaker 5>of not more than that. Hey, guys, it's Robo driving

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<v Speaker 5>down from Sydney heading off to Perth tomorrow morning for

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<v Speaker 5>the rest of the week. Rest of the week. It's

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<v Speaker 5>coming to the end of this rest of the week.

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<v Speaker 5>Morning to Darren cutting grass near Barkley Gardens here in Richmond.

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<v Speaker 5>Morning that one.

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<v Speaker 3>My eyes are itchy today is dares to blame windows.

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<v Speaker 4>Favorite season stops.

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<v Speaker 3>It seems to be all year now.

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<v Speaker 5>It's now, it's now. It depends what kind of pollen

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<v Speaker 5>is it? Pollen? Is it pine? Is it Hawthorne? People

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<v Speaker 5>urge it the Hawthorne. Come on to Jimmy the Garbo.

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<v Speaker 5>You never guess. He's picking up rubbish right now all

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<v Speaker 5>around the iconic Williamstown town Hall. Come on in to

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<v Speaker 5>Karen Crochet morning. We had her on the Name Game.

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<v Speaker 5>Was it last week or the week before? Karen Crochet?

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<v Speaker 5>She's making right now, pats your love This tiny little

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<v Speaker 5>Rudolph's for the Windham Makers farmers Market, Christmas Twilight Carnival.

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<v Speaker 5>Where are being racecourse this weekend? Patsy get down there?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that a good market?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a great market. Can you email Christian back Karen?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it Friday or Saturday night?

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<v Speaker 5>It's Sunday.

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<v Speaker 3>It's Sunday, Sunday night?

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<v Speaker 5>Is it won't be Sunday twilight? Twilight?

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<v Speaker 3>Right?

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<v Speaker 5>Christian listening in from work at OZ Post in Preston.

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<v Speaker 5>Great name Reginald, Good morning one ledge name Reginald money. Guys,

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<v Speaker 5>is Michelle just heading home, Just got my workout in,

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<v Speaker 5>about to start work. Have a great day world, I

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<v Speaker 5>Shall Good morning to Lisa starting work at Monash I

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<v Speaker 5>VF Geelong. She's an ambroologist.

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<v Speaker 3>Morning Lisa. We were clients.

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<v Speaker 5>They started so young, these kids, don't they It's gone

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<v Speaker 5>mad two years old and already program. How does your

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<v Speaker 5>he's got paper at paying for that?

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell show podcast, tatsye.

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<v Speaker 5>Quite a few people testing in the window Makers and

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<v Speaker 5>Farmers Market, Christmas Twilight Carnival three pm to eight pm.

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<v Speaker 5>This coming Sunday, the seventeenth of Bluga.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, how lovely I might get along to that.

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<v Speaker 5>I think, as why as you're not opening it.

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<v Speaker 3>Getting the keys to this, I should have the keys.

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<v Speaker 5>To this career. Absolutely, I'm surprise you've not got it

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<v Speaker 5>one way or the other by now. All right, So

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<v Speaker 5>the big movie coming at where it's out now? Actually

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<v Speaker 5>I went to see it last night. My wife surprised me.

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<v Speaker 5>We went to go and see Gladiator two. It's got

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<v Speaker 5>so much high people saying it's the masterpiece. The original movie,

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<v Speaker 5>which came out twenty four years ago. Gladiator was twenty

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<v Speaker 5>four years old. Ridley Scott, the original director, back doing

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<v Speaker 5>Gladiator two. The cast is stacked. You've got Paul Mescal

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<v Speaker 5>who's a brilliant up and coming Irish acter. You've got

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<v Speaker 5>Pedro Pascal everybody loves, and then there's Denzil Washington as well.

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<v Speaker 6>If you think this can be stopped, you are fooling yourselves.

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<v Speaker 6>All of this madness began with Maximusdious and now years

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<v Speaker 6>later we are paying for his doing.

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<v Speaker 5>You rest your bond. I'll finish your quest for you.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, there are gonna be no spoilers, all right,

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<v Speaker 5>And what we're about to say. I really enjoyed the movie.

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<v Speaker 5>I hope you go and see it in the cinema.

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<v Speaker 5>It should be seen on the big screen. Okay, it's

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<v Speaker 5>a great fun movie. My wife and I had fun.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you think, Jane, Well, fun is a good

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<v Speaker 4>way to describe I just don't remember the first one

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<v Speaker 4>being like that.

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<v Speaker 5>I remember the first one.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe it was the age I was, but being a

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<v Speaker 4>very serious.

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<v Speaker 5>I watched it again over the weekend, right to get

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<v Speaker 5>the mood right. It's it's still a great movie. It's

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<v Speaker 5>a classic, and Russell Crowe is incredibly He's got real gravitas.

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<v Speaker 5>He's amazing in it.

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<v Speaker 4>There were some sillier moments, I would say, So.

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<v Speaker 5>You and I had an argument about it afterwards, yes.

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<v Speaker 4>Because she said that I don't that I'm too cynical

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<v Speaker 4>and that I always find the something bad in a

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<v Speaker 4>movie rather than just enjoy it for what it is.

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<v Speaker 4>And it is a huge, big blockbuster, lots of action,

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<v Speaker 4>so you will love it. But I said, well, what

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<v Speaker 4>was it the sharks?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Look, there's a moment where there are quite a

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<v Speaker 5>lot like the original movie. There were some amazing set

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<v Speaker 5>fights in the Colosseum. Okay, the Colosseum's back and it's

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<v Speaker 5>not CGI. The action sequences are stunning. Go and see

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<v Speaker 5>it in I'm Out's right, it's brilliant. And they haven't

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<v Speaker 5>used any CGI. The Colosseum is a one to well

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<v Speaker 5>one replica. It's huge. Yeah, so the mcg.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, but then there are some CGI.

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<v Speaker 5>Shuts it in the Colosseum, and.

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<v Speaker 4>Bankee said, well, I think that was true that they did.

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<v Speaker 4>They were able to put water in the colony.

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<v Speaker 5>That I didn't because I remember companies Ago go into

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<v Speaker 5>Row and I did one of those tours, right, and

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<v Speaker 5>they said they used to flood it. Okay, right, I believe,

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<v Speaker 5>not say about and then the gladiators and the peasants

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<v Speaker 5>and that trying to fight fight for freedom taken on shots.

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<v Speaker 4>So this this actually became like if you can push

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<v Speaker 4>them in the water, don't worry the sharks or two

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<v Speaker 4>or much.

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<v Speaker 5>So my first question is, I mean, look, they put

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<v Speaker 5>millions on this movie. The writers must have done a

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<v Speaker 5>quick Google or chat gpt Rome you know rio Ward,

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<v Speaker 5>and how do they get them because Rome isn't by

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<v Speaker 5>the sea side.

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<v Speaker 7>No, So someone actually asked Ridley Scott this and he said, dude,

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<v Speaker 7>if you can build a colosseum, you can flood it

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<v Speaker 7>with effing water.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you joking?

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<v Speaker 7>And you'd obviously get a couple of sharks in a

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<v Speaker 7>net from the sea, are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 4>Of course they can. Okay, that's someone who hasn't googled it.

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<v Speaker 5>And also how would they say they did get the

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<v Speaker 5>sharks from the sea? How did they get them? There

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<v Speaker 5>was chariots, great question, but apparently not.

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<v Speaker 7>There aren't a lot of sources. I could fight on

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<v Speaker 7>the internet, but there.

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<v Speaker 5>Because there's like two or three a few.

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<v Speaker 4>Photos of actual sharks in the coliseum.

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<v Speaker 7>There are two reports that they would ship exotic animals

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<v Speaker 7>in from around the world, including rhinoceroses and sharks, and

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<v Speaker 7>they what about gibbons? I haven't had time to Also,

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<v Speaker 7>it felt like because there was lines in the original right,

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<v Speaker 7>which what when we think of the col.

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<v Speaker 5>In the original one, Crowe just shakes one off like

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<v Speaker 5>it's a fat abby gat wee. Jimmy just shakes off

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<v Speaker 5>and the I can't fight Russell Crowe.

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<v Speaker 4>We think of Gladiata's fighting lions and it's as if

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<v Speaker 4>they got to Gladiada too and go, well, we can't

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<v Speaker 4>do line now done with monkeys and sharks. Monkeys and sharks.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and then the other thing I want to know

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<v Speaker 5>is like and one of the scene, someone is reading

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<v Speaker 5>a newspaper, right, And even I'm not a great historian,

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<v Speaker 5>but I don't believe that the press and like printing

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<v Speaker 5>paper and that and newspapers weren't by another sort of

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<v Speaker 5>one thousand years after Ancient Rome, which fell in like

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<v Speaker 5>two one hundred and fifty eighty.

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<v Speaker 7>Scholars commonly credit the Ancient Romans with publishing the first newspaper.

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<v Speaker 5>Actor Diona in Well, this one was called something like

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<v Speaker 5>it was the Herald Rome. It was something like the

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<v Speaker 5>Daily Rome or something like that.

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<v Speaker 7>But do you have official notices a sort of daily gazette?

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<v Speaker 7>But these were carved on stone.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, this was like it was a newspaper. No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 5>it didn't exist. Yeah, I don't think they're wired about

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<v Speaker 5>historical accuracy with it either. As well. Paul Mescalol is incredible,

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<v Speaker 5>but they're all great. His ascendency now to being a

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<v Speaker 5>proper a list and stuff like that. However, it's not.

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<v Speaker 5>It's nowhere near the Gravitasi the original.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I would agree with that, but the action is

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<v Speaker 4>just as delicious as the first one.

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<v Speaker 5>So on the way there, my wife goes Christeners checking

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<v Speaker 5>this is something to do with the first one. I went,

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<v Speaker 5>it's called Gladiator two.

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<v Speaker 4>Think it's a coincidence.

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<v Speaker 5>They both know it's the new Bridget Jones one, you

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<v Speaker 5>grant the brid of it and Colin Foot.

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<v Speaker 4>They actually expanded Gladiata is the TV show into the movie.

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<v Speaker 5>Richard Curtis has directed it. The other thing that annoyed

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<v Speaker 5>me is they just called it Gladiator two.

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<v Speaker 4>What you didn't We wanted some kind of sundering.

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<v Speaker 5>Even like the Indiana Jones movies they have named Star

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<v Speaker 5>Wars or New Hope the Empire Fights Back. They just

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<v Speaker 5>didn't go Star Wars one, two, three, four. They could

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<v Speaker 5>have called like Gladiator, Arena of.

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<v Speaker 4>Blood, Gladiata two, Sharks, Monkeys, Rhino.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and don't forget sand in the Eye as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell Show podcast with my.

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<v Speaker 5>Wife and I went to see Gladiator too last night.

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<v Speaker 5>There's a scene it's this isn't a spoiler remotely, but

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<v Speaker 5>there's a scene where they flood the Colosseum, and then

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<v Speaker 5>these gladiators fighting for their freedom. I have to fight sharks,

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<v Speaker 5>right And I'm like, my wife goes, they might be dolphins.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, it doesn't make it easy.

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<v Speaker 5>What are you going to do to the gladiators? Tickle them?

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<v Speaker 5>Flipper isn't going to be deadly to a guy with

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<v Speaker 5>a spear in the blade fighting for his freedom.

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<v Speaker 4>And it still doesn't explain how Roman's got on from.

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<v Speaker 5>Guys. I think there's are like this. I can hear

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<v Speaker 5>the squeaking. Oh my god, they're releasing the dolphins. So

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<v Speaker 5>what has happened to the hair? Well?

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<v Speaker 4>I went to my regular barber yesterday and he goes,

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<v Speaker 4>you know when with the barbie, you don't have to book,

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<v Speaker 4>You just kind of walk in and hope you get it.

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<v Speaker 4>He's cutting somebody's hair already, so I go, I'll come back.

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<v Speaker 4>He goes, no, no, don't worry about it. And we got

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<v Speaker 4>our best guy right here. He's this is my usual guy.

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<v Speaker 4>His name's Ram's from Nepal. And he steps back and goes,

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<v Speaker 4>we got our best guy right here. And I thought

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<v Speaker 4>he was joking. He points at what looks like a

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<v Speaker 4>child son of said and then the expression on his

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<v Speaker 4>face says he's not joking. It's like this teenager must be.

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<v Speaker 5>He should have gone, oh no, no, I've got to

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<v Speaker 5>do your few errands.

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<v Speaker 8>You have to go.

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<v Speaker 4>I wanted to, but I flubbed in this in the moment,

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<v Speaker 4>and I am just too don't to be rude, a

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<v Speaker 4>nice person, So I go, okay, okay, so now.

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<v Speaker 5>How old do you? Seriously we saw now what do

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<v Speaker 5>you think? Fifteen?

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<v Speaker 4>Fifteen? Sixteen?

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<v Speaker 5>What to do? I think he's a trainee.

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<v Speaker 4>He must be because as he sat down, Ram is

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<v Speaker 4>telling him things like all right, so just like go

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<v Speaker 4>and get the yeah giving him guy.

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<v Speaker 5>Handing him what to do. Yeah, and so you get

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<v Speaker 5>those yeah and put that side that he wasn't even.

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<v Speaker 4>Allowed his own scissors. So he does the clippers on

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<v Speaker 4>the side.

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<v Speaker 5>I've got those ones that your mum hand for like

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<v Speaker 5>cutting fabric, and that they have dashery ones.

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<v Speaker 4>He does a bit of clipper work on the side, and.

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<v Speaker 5>Then he's had a girl on that left side, and.

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<v Speaker 4>Then he and then he sort of did like a

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<v Speaker 4>pat himself down, and Ram goes, oh, you can use

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<v Speaker 4>my scissors if you want. So he had to borrow

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<v Speaker 4>the real scissors. He wasn't even Alloudy's own set experience.

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<v Speaker 4>So he's going like, I'm just sitting there, going this

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<v Speaker 4>is the he started. Now, so what can I do?

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<v Speaker 4>But maybe I'll have to go to another hairdressers to

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<v Speaker 4>and get this fixed up. He's cutting it, He's cutting away,

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<v Speaker 4>and then he gets a blow dryer out and does

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<v Speaker 4>this weird pompadoor thing where he's really.

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<v Speaker 5>I'd love to see the sort of Roman senate courtiers.

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<v Speaker 4>And then Ram keeps leaning over. My usual guy keeps

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<v Speaker 4>leaning over and goes like, are you liking that? It's

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<v Speaker 4>like he and he's loving it. He's like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>looks so good. I'm gonna he goes, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 4>get that for myself.

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<v Speaker 5>I watched, can I go? It's hard, Ram, don't just

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<v Speaker 5>talk the talk.

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<v Speaker 4>And he's made it with the blow drays, made it

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<v Speaker 4>so dry. My hair is like rizzy and puffy. Maybe

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<v Speaker 4>I'll have to, like when I have a shower and

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<v Speaker 4>wash it out, it'll look good. And he goes, get

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<v Speaker 4>get the spray, get the spray sprayed down, and the

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<v Speaker 4>spray does nothing. But I will say this, and in

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<v Speaker 4>the moment, I hated it and I thought I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 4>have to go to another hairdresser by the time I

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<v Speaker 4>went home and I did wash it out, and I

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<v Speaker 4>did it the way that I like it, without the

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<v Speaker 4>pompadoor and without using the blow dry to send it backwards.

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<v Speaker 4>I am happy with how the teenager did my haircut.

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<v Speaker 5>But this is it. Now you'll now have son of Ram.

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<v Speaker 5>You're going to be his one and only customer there.

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<v Speaker 4>I actually do trust him now because I'm happy with

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<v Speaker 4>this haircut.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a good cut, it looks good.

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<v Speaker 5>I just wish I could have seen pompador post. Please

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<v Speaker 5>make that happen again.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Patsy has bought something normally for seventy plus year olds.

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<v Speaker 3>The time has come, as the war said Chris was.

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<v Speaker 3>We have got all these suckers on our roses out

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<v Speaker 3>the front garden, and they're like, you know, it's like

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<v Speaker 3>Terry Dactor when you go through the front door.

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<v Speaker 5>What is it.

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<v Speaker 3>There's suckers. They're like off shoots from the standard roses. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but they're like two meters long. Some of them just

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<v Speaker 3>let them go like yeah, they sort of so they

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<v Speaker 3>shoot off.

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<v Speaker 5>Have you got roses? Yeah, oh beautiful in color.

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<v Speaker 3>They're Iceberg's beautiful white crisp.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, they're like the Menila ones or vanilla, so yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Like pure white. But it's funny because one of them

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<v Speaker 3>is going almost red. So I don't know how that happens.

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<v Speaker 5>Because there's no cross pollination.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's weird. Anyway, So he had to get out

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<v Speaker 3>of the weekend and get these suckers off because they're

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<v Speaker 3>just like almost covering the front door. Anyway. Of course,

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<v Speaker 3>he's got the bung knee, which is still recovering from

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<v Speaker 3>and it's still a little bit stiff.

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<v Speaker 4>So you haven't put him through more manual labor in

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<v Speaker 4>the last six years. You've got a story where even

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<v Speaker 4>though he's got this Bugny is just out of her

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<v Speaker 4>wheelchair and you've got a sup of fans on the

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<v Speaker 4>roof Christmas decorations.

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<v Speaker 3>Recovery Jack, you've got to get movie very active. I'll

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<v Speaker 3>lose it, they say, anyway, so we'll chop it off. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>he's kneeling down trimming, trimming the roses, and he came

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<v Speaker 3>in and he said, oh, my knees, I'm really I

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<v Speaker 3>think of her.

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<v Speaker 5>It was just like a nineteen seventy sick Oh my bushes, madam.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, I said, we'll be careful. You know, you've got

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<v Speaker 3>to take it easy, and he said, no.

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<v Speaker 5>I will be careful. Then maybe don't get him to

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<v Speaker 5>do that if he's still recovering from a knee surgery.

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<v Speaker 5>He couldn't walk for six weeks for no balling men

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<v Speaker 5>did knee.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway said I think I need I think the time

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<v Speaker 3>has come for one of those garden kneeling the kneeling pads,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, And so we had a look on buttings.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a whole range of needs.

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<v Speaker 5>Are there, like joint once you can have his and

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<v Speaker 5>hers one big kneaning pad, whish.

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<v Speaker 3>They did, but they've not just got the kneeling pad.

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<v Speaker 3>Then you can sort of like upgrade to like a

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<v Speaker 3>frame with handle.

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<v Speaker 5>I think that's a sexy lamb thing. I told the

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<v Speaker 5>kids that's just for the gardening.

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<v Speaker 3>But I wonder if anyone else uses one, because.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what, listen this station, we don't want those

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<v Speaker 5>called from the really really decrepit nailedly. We did a

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<v Speaker 5>phone in last week that the accidental cocoon has start

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<v Speaker 5>calling in the really old ones. What was it the oldest?

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<v Speaker 5>Was it the oldest? Bit of cothing you own. Yes,

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<v Speaker 5>we had a lot of very old people.

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<v Speaker 3>But I suggested he could maybe use like all these

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<v Speaker 3>knee guards from her roller skates, but they didn't like.

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<v Speaker 3>So we're in the market for a kneeling.

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<v Speaker 5>Pad like Tony Hawk's. So are you getting those knee pads?

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<v Speaker 9>No?

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, I think I'll go to Bunnings and actually

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<v Speaker 3>get you can get these proper like kneeling pads.

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<v Speaker 5>Who hals, we have one in the office for I

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<v Speaker 5>think we got it for the mis Is it?

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<v Speaker 9>So?

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<v Speaker 5>Who kneels down a rating stage to pray?

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<v Speaker 4>It's just to make the sacrifice of the god.

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<v Speaker 5>It'll be huggy again. How many times has he been sacrificed?

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<v Speaker 5>He comes back from the dead his powers?

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<v Speaker 10>Are you.

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<v Speaker 5>All right? So pass? He said? I love the phrase.

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<v Speaker 5>The time has come for My wife has a shoehorn. Now,

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<v Speaker 5>oh signals age. So she's four years older than me, right,

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<v Speaker 5>She keeps going, you're just being stubborn, Chris, I went, no,

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<v Speaker 5>I am. You don't want to give in to ultimately

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<v Speaker 5>age too soon. I can still put my own shoes on,

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<v Speaker 5>She went, it says she shows off like, look you jealous,

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<v Speaker 5>because not remotely we need still need some mistake in

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<v Speaker 5>this relationship. It's hard to see you as not being

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<v Speaker 5>incredibly old now with a shoehorn, a short one or

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<v Speaker 5>a long one. It's a long one, and not just

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<v Speaker 5>that she's got like it was her birthday Friday. And

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<v Speaker 5>I've got these Adidas Gazelles so they are really cool trains,

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<v Speaker 5>which look you're jealous. No, stop doing in front of.

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<v Speaker 4>Me, making the shoes not cool anymore.

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<v Speaker 5>You're ruining all your core points. I don't think indeed

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<v Speaker 5>is do them with a complimentially elongated shoehorn. All right,

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<v Speaker 5>the time has come for in your life? What has

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<v Speaker 5>the time come.

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<v Speaker 1>For arming the Christian O'Connell show up all night?

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<v Speaker 5>You got bifocals, Patsy, No, but I.

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<v Speaker 3>Am resisting that because my optometres says I should have them,

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<v Speaker 3>but I'm saying no, I'm not getting them. But I

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<v Speaker 3>do need them because I find I'm sort of taking

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<v Speaker 3>my glasses on and off, which is why I'm losing.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you do any contact lenses because now you can

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<v Speaker 5>get by focal Yeah, contact.

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<v Speaker 3>But there are a lot of faffing about as well,

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<v Speaker 3>aren't they. You know you've got to keep them clean,

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<v Speaker 3>and I did have contacts for a while, but I

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<v Speaker 3>accidentally kept going to bed with them in and then

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<v Speaker 3>they get dry in the which is not good. So

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<v Speaker 3>I've just given up.

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<v Speaker 4>How do we feel about the glasses that turn into

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<v Speaker 4>sunglasses in the sun?

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<v Speaker 5>Nothing more stylish. I'd love a pair. My dad had them,

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<v Speaker 5>and I thought about creatition. That was the coolest thing.

0:27:01.560 --> 0:27:03.159
<v Speaker 5>I'd love to be a grown up bit to do that.

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<v Speaker 5>That's before the matrix came out. That's what we have.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh man six through the matrix? Where he is? He's

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<v Speaker 5>got the right eyewear adjust How does he do that?

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<v Speaker 5>Is his time traveler Tomorrow's wold today? Oh? My dad's eyes.

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<v Speaker 3>They're not cheap either, the old bifocals.

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<v Speaker 5>No, they're really not. Now, Jack, what is it the

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<v Speaker 5>time for for you? You've you've you've gone full into

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<v Speaker 5>early middle age by yelling.

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<v Speaker 4>At woll No, I didn't yell at teenagers, but I

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<v Speaker 4>was definitely not happy with them and about my wife.

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<v Speaker 4>They knocked on the door after midnight.

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<v Speaker 5>That's really out of a baby as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, I'll give you the excuse they use all

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<v Speaker 4>the reason. I was like, what the hell's going on?

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<v Speaker 5>Here.

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<v Speaker 4>The dog's barking. Yeah, like, okay, wake up, wake up,

0:27:47.720 --> 0:27:49.600
<v Speaker 4>there's someone at the door. I looked through the door.

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<v Speaker 4>A couple of teenagers opened the door to go sorry,

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<v Speaker 4>we're trying to get an uber and we don't know

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<v Speaker 4>what street we're on, what streets is for?

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<v Speaker 5>And Jack is doing demonstration of some very wide eyes

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<v Speaker 5>very and I presume it wasn't from meeting radio's jack pots.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, gush, that is ridiculous story. That was me.

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<v Speaker 4>I couldn't get back to sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>What way walked down to the end of the street

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<v Speaker 3>and have a little.

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<v Speaker 5>See in forties be wild and Cage.

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<v Speaker 4>Three has actually spent the next ten minutes at the

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<v Speaker 4>Venetian blinds, just with half a crackness, watching them make

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<v Speaker 4>sure they did get in the car and go.

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<v Speaker 5>What are they up to? One of the great joys

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<v Speaker 5>of getting older is spying out your buyers. Honestly, I

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<v Speaker 5>can sometimes I go and make a cup of tea

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<v Speaker 5>and I go, God, I'm going to go and do

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<v Speaker 5>it for no good reason, spy out onto the street

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<v Speaker 5>from my Venetians. Bis, I can see you, but you

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<v Speaker 5>can't see me.

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<v Speaker 4>And then just keep a running commentary and that's what

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<v Speaker 4>I was doing for bank. They're in the neighbors driveway now, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I think they really are getting a Nuba care fair enough?

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<v Speaker 5>How is that carbon part up in front of ours? Now?

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<v Speaker 5>Is it day dow or two? Do we need to

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<v Speaker 5>call anyone? All right, let's go to who we got here? Vicky,

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<v Speaker 5>come on in, Vicky.

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<v Speaker 11>Good morning, everybody.

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<v Speaker 5>Morning Vicky and Vicky. So have you got kneeling pants

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<v Speaker 5>like Patsy? I do? I do you sound you sound young?

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<v Speaker 5>You said, like twenty or thirty?

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<v Speaker 9>No?

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<v Speaker 11>Thanks, babe, No, no, no, I am turning thirty nine

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<v Speaker 11>next Friday. Just fyi, it's my birthday and I had

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<v Speaker 11>to buy one because I am struggling to get up

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<v Speaker 11>off the ground.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, they're not like a little trampoline. They don't like

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<v Speaker 5>bounce your back up like Wallas.

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<v Speaker 3>Normal off.

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<v Speaker 12>No, no, no, nobody.

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<v Speaker 11>They've got two functions as well, so you can turn

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<v Speaker 11>the turn the thing around, and you know, you can

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<v Speaker 11>have it closer to the ground, or you can be

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<v Speaker 11>sitting on it, you know, if you're doing potting or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 11>I work for the company that does the supplying for them.

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<v Speaker 5>I see, nicey, does you ruled us in very good,

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<v Speaker 5>very good. We'll have Nike and everyone. Actually, Nike, you

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<v Speaker 5>don only demotopy this boy. They bringing out orthopedic shoes

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<v Speaker 5>or socks. All right, Vicky, thanks you giving us a call.

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<v Speaker 5>Have a good day.

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<v Speaker 11>Thank you too.

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<v Speaker 5>o four three. What have you been paid in other

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<v Speaker 5>than cash? Sharon Morgan. I knitted a jumper for a

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<v Speaker 5>friend's husband. He gave me a law mower. Had a

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<v Speaker 5>dinner party. Your friend's husband ask me if I could

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<v Speaker 5>make him a jumper. I said, look, you pay for

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<v Speaker 5>the wall and the pattern, I'll make it for you.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't normally ask the payment. I make for joy.

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<v Speaker 5>He noticed the house I was living in and had

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<v Speaker 5>a small front lawn and a small car concrete backyard.

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<v Speaker 5>So when he came to pick up the jumper, he

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<v Speaker 5>delivered me a brand new law mode.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah, that's so nice.

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<v Speaker 5>Jason Fletcher, my dad built a house for my muma's

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<v Speaker 5>brother back in the eighties and was given a color TV.

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<v Speaker 5>He was hoping for some money build a house. I mean,

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<v Speaker 5>how many months does it take to house? The audacity

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<v Speaker 5>of that is quite admirable in a way, Jess Christian.

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<v Speaker 5>I pay our house sitter, which is my parents in produce.

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<v Speaker 5>We have chicks which is eggs and vegetables for them.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh living in the ear of mice and men, are

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<v Speaker 5>we maz My dad in the sixties and seventies rarely

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<v Speaker 5>used cash for everything. Everything was swap or trade. Some

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<v Speaker 5>are ones that stand out. Half a cow payment for processing,

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<v Speaker 5>the other half by the butchers. A piglet for a

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<v Speaker 5>painter who painted our shed just so was like a

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<v Speaker 5>nursery rhyme. A piglet for the painter painted on shed

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<v Speaker 5>and Dell got paid in a fifty kilo back of

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<v Speaker 5>potatoes for making some cabinet doors, which costs hundreds to make.

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<v Speaker 5>A Christian a back of spaes s jack and the

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<v Speaker 5>bean stalk. So yeah, other than cash, what have you

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<v Speaker 5>been paid in? Didn't your dad get offered a cow? One?

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<v Speaker 4>He got offered a cow when he turned eighteen by

0:32:23.080 --> 0:32:25.400
<v Speaker 4>regional football club to come and play football for them.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I guess it wasn't enough because he did turn

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<v Speaker 4>them down.

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<v Speaker 5>That's how Jim is trying to lure those players up

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<v Speaker 5>from the Tigers up to the gold cost and payment

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<v Speaker 5>of cows. So yeah, we're looking for your stories and

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<v Speaker 5>other than cash or whatever you've been paid in a

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<v Speaker 5>nine four one one four three. And also you're miss sayings. Christian,

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<v Speaker 5>my husband miss says like a pig style in here

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<v Speaker 5>instead of like a pig style. Like a pig style

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<v Speaker 5>in here doesn't make any sense whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess a pig style could be messy.

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<v Speaker 5>You're right, You're right, Allison. I used to work with

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<v Speaker 5>someone that would say I can't phantom it instead of

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<v Speaker 5>I can't fathom it, Dave. My wife still says it's

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<v Speaker 5>all just water under the fridge now instead of Jim.

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<v Speaker 5>Last week someone called in with Mutton Tress's hand instead

0:33:15.520 --> 0:33:17.960
<v Speaker 5>of Mutton Tesses on which I love as well. Here's

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<v Speaker 5>some of our favorite calls we heard. Friday.

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<v Speaker 13>I used to work with someone who always heard the

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<v Speaker 13>best sayings, and her favorite was she was always at

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<v Speaker 13>the end of her feather.

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<v Speaker 11>Making hinds of meat instead of making ends me.

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<v Speaker 12>So my wife's constantly saying in the walls instead of

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<v Speaker 12>in the walls.

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<v Speaker 11>My wife came out and said that's better than a

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<v Speaker 11>poke in the stick with a sharp eye.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, you're miss sayings. And other than cash, what

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<v Speaker 5>have you been paid in.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Other than cash? What have you been paid in? And

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<v Speaker 5>also this morning on the show on nine four one

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<v Speaker 5>four one o four three that's her number phrases you

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<v Speaker 5>or someone get wrong, Christian, play it by year instead

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<v Speaker 5>of play it by ear. My mum always caused people

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<v Speaker 5>from Country Victoria out on the stakes like pants. These people,

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<v Speaker 5>I guess country pumpkins instead country pumpkins. Some of these

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<v Speaker 5>are better country. Look at them, bloody country pumpkins. Christian.

0:34:18.800 --> 0:34:21.360
<v Speaker 5>When I get paid another than cash. In nineteen eighty seven,

0:34:22.040 --> 0:34:24.439
<v Speaker 5>I was a hairdresser. I poemed a friend of mine.

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<v Speaker 5>She gave me a free horse. Just a different time, Christian.

0:34:29.800 --> 0:34:31.800
<v Speaker 5>I'm forty five and the time has come for me

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<v Speaker 5>to have a pill box for all my daily vitamins

0:34:35.239 --> 0:34:43.480
<v Speaker 5>in the morning. That's from Kelly, Good morning, Matts, Matt Yoel. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 5>that's alright right, everyone's busy in the morning.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, no, no, no, Will.

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<v Speaker 12>I've got a friend of mine that does the miss

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<v Speaker 12>said sayings and has done for a very long time

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<v Speaker 12>that we started to compile a list. In our top four,

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<v Speaker 12>i'd say plant the carrot instead of plan at the seed.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, that sounds like a euphemism for something else.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh I know, well, we actually all have started saying it.

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<v Speaker 5>Fine. It just spreads.

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<v Speaker 12>It totally spreads. So we want to spread that one

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<v Speaker 12>if you can.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 11>Go with the fly instead of go with the flow.

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<v Speaker 5>Again, it feels like an advertising slogan, doesn't it. And

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<v Speaker 5>crust of it instead of crux of it, the crust

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<v Speaker 5>of it, crust of its getting to the end of something. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>the crust.

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<v Speaker 12>And our last favorite one of the top ten is

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<v Speaker 12>bullet at a gate.

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<v Speaker 5>Matt, anytime he gets your new entries, give us a quarter.

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<v Speaker 2>Ka.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, well, all right, thanks Matt, Thanks you calling Michelle.

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning?

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<v Speaker 11>Hello, Hello, how are you?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm good Michelle, Welcome to show. So your husband's a locksmith.

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<v Speaker 5>What has it been pain in? So?

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, my happy's a locksmith's been a lotsmith for many years,

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<v Speaker 11>and he's been paid in some really weird stuff, weird

0:36:02.400 --> 0:36:06.160
<v Speaker 11>and wonderful things. He's been paid in a ladder, which

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<v Speaker 11>he already had four, so that was great. He got

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<v Speaker 11>a small flat screen TV. He's been paid in an

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<v Speaker 11>old set of Encyclopedia Britanny. Also been propositions before, but

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<v Speaker 11>the best one, the best one by far, had to

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<v Speaker 11>be two thousand or around two thousand tins of sardines

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<v Speaker 11>in oil, not even the good ones in tomato.

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<v Speaker 5>But that wasn't part of the proposition. Was it me and.

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<v Speaker 12>Time separate times?

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<v Speaker 11>So that was probably the best.

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<v Speaker 5>Widely think he doesn't want to actually paid in cash

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<v Speaker 5>or does he feel awkward asking him to pay his

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<v Speaker 5>Inboys to Go? I love that TV?

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<v Speaker 11>Actually no, absolutely not. He usually gets paid in cash.

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<v Speaker 11>But he's just a really helpful fellow. And I suppose

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<v Speaker 11>people say to him, I haven't got any money here,

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<v Speaker 11>take this.

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<v Speaker 5>But so many sardines.

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<v Speaker 11>I don't even know how that came about.

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<v Speaker 12>I don't know, but we had, we had so many.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you'd still be eating them. Yeah, not anymore. Michelle,

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you very much. You cal okay, thank you, Anthony,

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<v Speaker 5>good morning, welcome to the show. How are you? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>we're good to Anthony. And so which one are you

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<v Speaker 5>colling in about? What have you paid another in cash

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<v Speaker 5>or what miss saying yep.

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<v Speaker 12>So I'm I'm a painter and I painted a lander

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<v Speaker 12>and ceiling about seven years ago. And they said, instead

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<v Speaker 12>of paying the cash, do you want a Holden Rodea?

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<v Speaker 5>So I said yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>And what Nick was the car?

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<v Speaker 12>It was actually in good Nick. We had it for

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<v Speaker 12>about five years. They had a flat battery, so I

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<v Speaker 12>just jumped started it, drive it on, got a road

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<v Speaker 12>worthy and we had it for about five years.

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<v Speaker 5>A great one.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, and then we put it on Marketplace for seven

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<v Speaker 12>hundred and fifty dollars and it's sold in about one

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<v Speaker 12>and a half minutes.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh wow, Yeah, people love those older holdings, you know. Yeah, mate,

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<v Speaker 5>it was great, So yeah, Anty, thanks you cal.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Sign for this week's Name game. Never heard it before,

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<v Speaker 5>You will be playing it within the next minute.

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<v Speaker 8>Do you have a name that's a pain a name

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<v Speaker 8>you always need to explain? Well, we've maina my name

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<v Speaker 8>as in game.

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<v Speaker 5>Every Thursday. You call us up, you tell us the

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<v Speaker 5>one line clue. If you have a name that is

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<v Speaker 5>tricky for people to understand over the phone, you tell

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<v Speaker 5>us the clue. We work backwards trying to guess what

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<v Speaker 5>your name is? It goes like this, all right, Caller one.

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<v Speaker 5>Every time I tell people my day name, I have

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<v Speaker 5>to say, as in Koala beer, no, mattress. No.

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<v Speaker 13>If that doesn't work, I have to say as in

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<v Speaker 13>the chocolate caramelo.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, good morning. Caller two, he.

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<v Speaker 3>Pan, no Rabbit, no Wendy, no King of the Mountains,

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<v Speaker 3>oh Brock yes.

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<v Speaker 5>Caller three, good morning.

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<v Speaker 11>So this is my surname.

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<v Speaker 5>Who is Jesus Christ, Savior, Son of God, god Son. Yes,

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<v Speaker 5>that's my favorite. All right, are we ready to play? Yes?

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<v Speaker 5>Jackie ready? Ready, Patsy you ready? All right, let's play

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<v Speaker 5>Caller one. Good morning, welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 13>Good morning here going team.

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<v Speaker 5>We're good and thanks for calling and taking part. All right,

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<v Speaker 5>what is your clue to your name?

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<v Speaker 13>So I have you a first and my last name.

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<v Speaker 13>So for my first name, as in ned Kelly, that's it, right,

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<v Speaker 13>had I was disappointed there the second one as in

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<v Speaker 13>bottom of a ship, yeah, pats.

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<v Speaker 5>Whereas our friend Jackie boy, Well, it's good to start

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<v Speaker 5>with the getable one. Do you remember they won a

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<v Speaker 5>couple of weeks ago, which was impossible a country in England. Leon,

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you very much, The caring okay, thanks and.

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<v Speaker 13>Thanks for making my morning start brings pleasure.

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<v Speaker 5>Very kind of saying thank you, caller too, Good morning,

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<v Speaker 5>good morning.

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<v Speaker 13>It's going to be almost as easy as that one.

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<v Speaker 5>It's the it's my full name, and it's the name

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<v Speaker 5>of a former English cricket captain. I them Michael vamanlt

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<v Speaker 5>of Michael Michael Vaughan is correct. Listen and I've been

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<v Speaker 5>well team, but we can you can let a few

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<v Speaker 5>tougher ones on the list.

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<v Speaker 4>We getting like my wife letting engulf.

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<v Speaker 5>You shouldn't do that. The call of three, Good morning, team,

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<v Speaker 5>how are we We're good? Caller three, welcome, off you go.

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<v Speaker 5>So my first name is a.

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<v Speaker 13>Comic duo from the sixties and my surname is an

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<v Speaker 13>animals sleeping place.

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<v Speaker 5>Separate. Al Right, guys, someone says you'd be careful. You as.

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<v Speaker 4>Sixty comedy.

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<v Speaker 3>Mart Dean Martin and what was his name, Jerry Lewis.

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<v Speaker 5>She was trying to speed up, but he's out loud,

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<v Speaker 5>thought brocess. Let's this girl with the patch. All right,

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<v Speaker 5>sixties comedy Martin Malloy.

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<v Speaker 4>What we're like Albert and Costello.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, you're getting closed, Laurrel and Hardy. Yes, your first

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<v Speaker 5>name is Laurel or Hardy Laurel Laurel.

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<v Speaker 3>Who was the second clue for the surname uh a

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<v Speaker 3>place where an animal sleeps, then borrow.

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<v Speaker 5>No whole, nest, no Laurel nest, no cave, no Warren, Yes,

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<v Speaker 5>la Warren. Are you Lauren Warren?

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<v Speaker 1>I am.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm getting so much joy from saying that. Lauren Warren

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<v Speaker 5>said ten times. That is great. Thank you Laura for

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<v Speaker 5>giving us a good date.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell Show podcast, Christian.

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<v Speaker 5>My husband is a gas plumber and he was working

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<v Speaker 5>around the Mornington Peninsula area checking on gas meters. A

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<v Speaker 5>lady in Hastings didn't have a lot of cash, so

0:42:25.440 --> 0:42:27.040
<v Speaker 5>he asked him if he could be paid with a

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<v Speaker 5>pig instead. He was smart enough not to take the pig.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, that's the training, isn't it kicks in? Then

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<v Speaker 5>it's probably module nineteen. Do not accept pigs on the

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<v Speaker 5>morning ten Peninsula. You will regret it, counting. Thank you

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<v Speaker 5>very much, team. Are we ready for part two on

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<v Speaker 5>the name game? As in ready guy caller one? Good morning,

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning guys, welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 11>Your clue is so this was my first name, My

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<v Speaker 11>name is as you was shy.

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<v Speaker 5>Ment Simon, Simple Simon, Simon says Funkel, No, Simon Baker, no,

0:43:09.239 --> 0:43:15.600
<v Speaker 5>Simon call no, we're on now. Simon's are significant? Simon's are?

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<v Speaker 5>What's the one who Jesus mates the disciples? Disciples? Simon

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<v Speaker 5>doesn't sound doesn't sound like a biblical name, does it?

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<v Speaker 5>And then his mate Simon just see saint Simon. No,

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<v Speaker 5>there's no Simon Simon, Simon. What are the famous ones?

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<v Speaker 5>Are they? Australian Simon?

0:43:36.239 --> 0:43:36.360
<v Speaker 9>Is it?

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<v Speaker 5>No whole Simon's. Now let's go to the Ecuadorian Simon.

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<v Speaker 11>Now, what is it you want me to tell you?

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<v Speaker 4>We give up?

0:43:49.200 --> 0:43:55.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, Karlie, oh of course, singer Carly Simon.

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<v Speaker 5>You're so vain, yes, yeah, gotcha. All right, thank you

0:44:03.400 --> 0:44:05.880
<v Speaker 5>very much for calling in. Have a good day, Thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning caller too. Welcome to the name game morning. Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>got a good poker voice close close to your chest

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<v Speaker 5>as it's all right, off you go.

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<v Speaker 10>So it's my last name?

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<v Speaker 12>It is as in the herd.

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<v Speaker 5>Cow cilantro heard heard no speak up? Love? What is it?

0:44:30.200 --> 0:44:39.480
<v Speaker 5>Herb oh time? Tarigan, Italian season all spice? It was?

0:44:44.200 --> 0:44:44.960
<v Speaker 5>Is your name? Basil?

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<v Speaker 10>Last name?

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<v Speaker 5>All right? Thank you very much you calling him caller three,

0:44:50.239 --> 0:44:50.880
<v Speaker 5>good morning.

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<v Speaker 13>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you really good?

0:44:53.480 --> 0:44:56.279
<v Speaker 5>And I hope you will as well. I am, thank you.

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<v Speaker 13>My last name is as in be and my us

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<v Speaker 13>and certainly be a drinker.

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<v Speaker 5>Foster's no Carlton, no piny and Victoria bitter, no palm,

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<v Speaker 5>but wise, of course, no guiness, Hawker's no beer mater,

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<v Speaker 5>four pines.

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<v Speaker 4>Brewer, brewer.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, sorry, I was just going through alarming me quickly

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<v Speaker 5>as well. I mean I was in a game show.

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<v Speaker 11>Ironically enough, my mother's maiden name was.

0:45:36.520 --> 0:45:41.480
<v Speaker 5>Vickers, as in biggest Gin. That is dripping an irony.

0:45:41.880 --> 0:45:44.440
<v Speaker 5>Someone get a Laras Marsett back in the studio to

0:45:44.520 --> 0:45:48.960
<v Speaker 5>add another line to that song. Love it. Thanks according him,

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<v Speaker 5>we can get this. It's in the hospital itself. Yes,

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<v Speaker 5>I did surgery. No, Peter, you're sure it's not Ward.

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<v Speaker 5>We just saw someone looking people take this in going

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<v Speaker 5>Christians already said.

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<v Speaker 3>It in Finnis. We were all yelling at him.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, it was in the hospital. That that's what

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<v Speaker 5>really helped. All right, thank you very much, going to school.

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<v Speaker 10>we pronounce it as in laundry us.

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<v Speaker 5>On the radio. I don't feel good about getting that one, though.

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<v Speaker 5>We're looking for your Nana movies. Tell you what movies

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<v Speaker 5>what else to nana's love to watch?

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<v Speaker 3>What Nana's always had a tin?

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<v Speaker 4>also gold. And she's lost her husband Nana finding No, yeah, no, no.

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<v Speaker 5>A calling in right now? All right, what have you

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<v Speaker 5>got there? We're looking for your nan movies.

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<v Speaker 5>perfectly as well, which must have been very hard or

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<v Speaker 5>auto correct. Well done, Laurence Smith or Marleon Potpourri. A

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<v Speaker 4>Well done to Lauren for Marley and Potpourri.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Christmas is so composed. It's actually quite a few weeks away,

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<v Speaker 5>to be honest. But Christmas is everywhere now in the shops,

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<v Speaker 5>isn't it? And do you know where Christmas really lives

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<v Speaker 5>in our hearts boys and Girls, And I'm very, very

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<v Speaker 5>excited because coming next week on the show, we're looking

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<v Speaker 5>for your grown up wish list. You know, kids have

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<v Speaker 5>a little wish list of what they like. We say,

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<v Speaker 5>not just for kids, just like, hey, listen, what about

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<v Speaker 5>us grown up? So grown up start to think about

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<v Speaker 5>what would be on your grown up wish list? And

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<v Speaker 5>we're going to start to make those dreams come true.

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<v Speaker 5>And right now I can turn a microphone on at

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<v Speaker 5>the home of Santa in the North Pole. Now're not

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<v Speaker 5>going to be doing this with Santa because obviously he's

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<v Speaker 5>very busy boys and Girls, But just like there's a

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<v Speaker 5>you know, Chris Hemsworth, and there's a Liam Hemsworth. I

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<v Speaker 5>know everyone knows Santa Claus, but not many people know

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<v Speaker 5>that he has a brother that sort of looks after

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<v Speaker 5>he had messed. Yeah, and he's quite a bit of

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<v Speaker 5>a bog character. And he's called Gary Klaus, Gary Klaus,

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<v Speaker 5>Are you there? Oh ho ho, Christian Jack And that's

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<v Speaker 5>you're in the studio, but you're you're already in the

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<v Speaker 5>North Party in.

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<v Speaker 2>The North Palm, in the western suburbs of the North Pole.

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<v Speaker 10>Ash.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, and I'm making sure the adults this Christmas get

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<v Speaker 9>what they were, not just.

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<v Speaker 5>The kiddies's like fifth And how are you fold to

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<v Speaker 5>do this because you know Christmas can be expensive.

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<v Speaker 9>And money is tied Christian but not at Mercedes benz Bery.

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<v Speaker 5>Well you've got Mercedes benz Berry. There, we've got one

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<v Speaker 5>in Melbourne that people love. They do great deals. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>sure that one's great to driving now in a slave

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<v Speaker 5>But he got from Mercedes benz Berry. Yes, they did

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<v Speaker 5>great trading as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Christmas has come early. At Mercedes, he spends better.

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<v Speaker 5>Question, they're better.

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<v Speaker 2>Any trade offer by at least five thousand dollary two.

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<v Speaker 9>Another two thousand until just send by thirty one? My

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<v Speaker 9>word garage use terms apply?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, forget that. And so what are you looking for?

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<v Speaker 5>They're going to write to me and then I'll send

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<v Speaker 5>them on to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, very busy man. Yeah, I know you've got a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of time on your hands. If you're an adult.

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<v Speaker 9>And you've got something on your adults only Christmas wish list, Well.

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<v Speaker 4>That makes it sound like it has to be something naughty. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>and you need to clarify that if you meant perverts,

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<v Speaker 4>I think only an adult would Well again, you're.

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<v Speaker 5>Making it worse. Those love balls or something.

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<v Speaker 2>No kids are allowed to write in what are you kids?

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<v Speaker 5>All of a sudden carriage?

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<v Speaker 2>I only deal with adults.

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<v Speaker 5>For Christmas to be a warm hearted thing. Next week

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<v Speaker 5>on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>There is nothing untowarn about this. WhatsApp happy ending?

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, just normal on TV or something. If

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<v Speaker 5>I wanted that's kids, no kids, it shuck next week

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<v Speaker 5>on the show, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly, that's what we're calling it.

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<v Speaker 9>So if you're an adult, you have a gift that

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<v Speaker 9>you want for yourself for Christmas? Love this scary email

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<v Speaker 9>Christian at christiano'connell dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>Dot are you that's where you come in.

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<v Speaker 5>That's great, Jack, What would you like for you?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, there is something called a grip at club.

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<v Speaker 5>Watch again that sounds it is the fleshlight.

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<v Speaker 4>It is a brush that also has a detergent in

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<v Speaker 4>it that you used to clean.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it a golf club cleaner?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, golf.

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<v Speaker 5>Garrett practicing his grip on his swing.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think i'd be allowed to give something like

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<v Speaker 2>that on edge.

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<v Speaker 5>Jack.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe he has something more wholesome.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it is. You know what I would like a

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<v Speaker 3>really nice bag, but I don't know if I've been

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<v Speaker 3>good enough to like warrant how expensive they are Santa.

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<v Speaker 5>But you know what.

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<v Speaker 3>I would like, like a designer bag, like my first

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<v Speaker 3>proper one. I know it's very great here, but I

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<v Speaker 3>figure I just Jackie Show said to the love God,

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<v Speaker 3>I do deserve it this year. You know after my

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<v Speaker 3>second acrat that.

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<v Speaker 2>He was calling us on the North Pole the day

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<v Speaker 2>after an hour.

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<v Speaker 9>It's one of the thirty five instagrams. I mean, Darry

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<v Speaker 9>does have a budget. Yeah, I guess, come on, it's

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<v Speaker 9>a ten k budget.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh if we can spend.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a little bit left over the listeners to fight

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<v Speaker 5>over next week rovals in the street. Oh wow, okay,

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<v Speaker 5>so we'll chat to you again tomorrow. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait to see your lovely letters. Christian.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, thank you very much. All right, so grown

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<v Speaker 5>ups only? And what do they lay? Email again? Christian? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>christianoconnell dot com dot are you you have a great

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<v Speaker 5>day in the Santi Facty with the elves? You too, Christian?

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<v Speaker 1>Bye bye now The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast