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Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: I should get half a point for that.

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Speaker 4: Take that fake mustache off, Dad, I know it's you.

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Speaker 1: We can't play this.

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Speaker 2: Kids listening the Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four

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Speaker 2: point three.

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Speaker 5: Hey, come morning, it's a Christian O'Connor show. Five minutes

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Speaker 5: past six Monday morning. Patsy, Good morning.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Jack, Good morning morning guys.

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Speaker 5: How are you now? How was everyone's weekend? Patsy? Before

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Speaker 5: we get to you, Jack, you went away for like

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Speaker 5: Swiss family, Robinson, The whole family went away to Castle, Maine,

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Speaker 5: and you're all going to be together for your mum's birthday.

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Speaker 4: That's right. It was cold outdoors, so everybody squished. The

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Speaker 4: whole family squished into a tight little space, crowded around

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Speaker 4: the fire. Mum, I bet had a great time. Her

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Speaker 4: dream is for us to all be in close quarters

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Speaker 4: at all times.

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Speaker 5: But when you lead with that, Mum, I bet would

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Speaker 5: have had a great time.

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Speaker 6: We would, you know.

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Speaker 5: The subtext under that is I didn't.

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Speaker 4: I just I'm always shocked by how much my siblings

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Speaker 4: and I can revert to children when we're in that environment.

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Speaker 4: So my sister's like, well and truly got her feed

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Speaker 5: So first of all, so you are you hosting it

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Speaker 5: for everyone?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're hosting it for everybody.

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Speaker 5: So like being it's hard because you've got a five

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Speaker 5: month old, right, and life just needs to be easy

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Speaker 5: at the weekend, that's right. And if you've got phone,

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Speaker 5: it means So there's breakfast, lunch, dinner. It's like you're like,

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Speaker 5: it's like you're running a.

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Speaker 6: B and B.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so other people are doing like lunch and dinner

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Speaker 4: and like cleaning up. My sister not interested in any

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Speaker 4: one point I asked you, like, hey, I'm going out

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Speaker 4: to chop some firewood for the fire. Can you just

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Speaker 4: help me bring it back in? She straight up looked

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Speaker 4: at me and went.

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Speaker 5: Nah, And this isn't a child.

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Speaker 4: It's a seven year old at all.

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Speaker 5: And in that moment, don't you then want to revert

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Speaker 5: to me the child going they can do it? So

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Speaker 5: what did you do? You must have been filthy. I

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Speaker 5: know you. You would have been out there chopping that wood

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Speaker 4: Then as we're leaving, right, we got to take all

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Speaker 4: the rubbish out as well. Because the property is off

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Speaker 4: growd there's no rubbish there, so everyone's going to take

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Speaker 4: the recycling and rubbish home. So I thought Megan hasn't

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Speaker 4: done anything at all. She can take the rubbish home

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Speaker 4: in her building. She's got a communal skip in there

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Speaker 4: so you can drive straight detail.

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Speaker 5: You know, you really got into the research of.

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Speaker 4: It all, Meg, Do you mind taking the bins and

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Speaker 4: just throwing him in the big skipp at your apartment complex.

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Speaker 4: I'm not touching that.

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Speaker 5: I've bet all the drive home, you and your wife

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Speaker 5: were just going. Did you see her? You've missed the

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Speaker 5: turn off. It's just so hard.

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Speaker 4: And then got to go home just in time for

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Speaker 4: Essen's eighty four point straight.

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Speaker 5: Water crappy couple of hours. That was. Sport can just

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Speaker 5: crush your soul, not just break your heart. It can

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Speaker 5: rush your soul. Patsy, how was your weekend?

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Speaker 3: You had a good weekend actually, but I did embarrass

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Speaker 3: myself at Pacific Wearrib yesterday. I on a Sunday, I

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Speaker 3: like to do a hair mask. It's like my little

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Speaker 5: Know what a hair mask was I don't really know.

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Speaker 5: I thought that's what it was and that the kids

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Speaker 3: Ski mask a little bit rough anyway. Time a hairback

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Speaker 5: The refuse to go my wife because she runs a

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Speaker 5: very tight shot where I am loosey goosey.

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Speaker 3: That place hundreds late at nights.

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Speaker 5: It's not been in the Wonka factory. Can I have

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Speaker 5: this I've done when he went at school? I got

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Speaker 5: there some business studies of it.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, and all the lights like it's overly bright.

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Speaker 5: Has been in a laboratory. That's staff in there, right,

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Speaker 5: they've got like a thousand people working there. They come

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Speaker 5: out of nowhere like Ninja's You turn a call it go,

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Speaker 5: Can I happen?

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Speaker 6: Tok?

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Speaker 3: That's true?

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Speaker 5: And no one I ever say to me, is you

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I am, because there's lights and mirrors as well.

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Speaker 4: So it's a mirror made and it's hot.

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Speaker 3: It's like stifling hot. Anyway, the lady at the counter

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Speaker 3: we bought something. The lady at the counter was sort

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Speaker 3: Audrey bursts into fits of laughter. I said, what's wrong?

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Speaker 3: And she said, You've got like this massive glump of

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Speaker 5: Like a group?

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Speaker 3: And it was like, you know, there's something like something

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Speaker 5: Don't say that's not start the show, like this team,

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Speaker 5: come on, sorry, dear listener.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 5: So, oh, Jack's team, the Bombers. What did you tell

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Speaker 5: that's one of the worst performance if you've seen them

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Speaker 5: Lois, my youngest daughter, is a Bombers fan. She went

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Speaker 5: the light.

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Speaker 4: Tell he can't drop.

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Speaker 5: He welcomed her with open arms like only a dad

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Speaker 5: incredible see Chris Rock there. But the amazing thing was

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Speaker 5: the the offhanded comments from Brian Taylor here BT, which

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Speaker 5: one of the most important stand ups ever.

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Speaker 8: Famous face here had you been a plaid on dying

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Speaker 5: And also the other guy who's that commentar with BT,

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Speaker 5: Drew Bolton not interested like one of America's greatest stand ups,

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Speaker 5: in someone else going on, bitch. The game's two and

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Speaker 8: Famous Face here, had you been a plaid on dying face?

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Speaker 8: Going to come off for the blood roll?

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Speaker 9: Now the blood roll Chris Rock there, of course of

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Speaker 5: A slap really well these days? And also of grown

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Speaker 5: stand up. Bring the Pain one of the most important

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Speaker 4: And BT obviously really wanted to get to his line

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Speaker 4: and he goes, dude, come on, what I was saying

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Speaker 4: the way, the blood rule? That sounds like a Jason

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Speaker 5: The blood rule? I didn't know you who had a

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Speaker 5: blood rule?

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Speaker 4: I'm paying with blood on your face?

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Speaker 5: The blood rule?

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Speaker 8: Famous Face here, it's been a blood on Dane Ramby's face.

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Speaker 5: There's no way Chris Rock enjoyed the game either, because

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Speaker 5: a footy game, it makes no sense. I remember the

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Speaker 5: They're like running over with water and he said instructions

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Speaker 5: think they've changed the rule from last year. What do

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Speaker 5: you mean they've changed the rule. You can't keep changing

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Speaker 5: the rules as I So what's the i'mily going to

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Speaker 5: do here? Where it's up to his discretion actually doesn't

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Speaker 5: have to do what the what the rules says. It's sports.

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Speaker 5: So there's no way Chris Rock is watching all that go.

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Speaker 5: This makes no sense.

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Speaker 5: Whatever we talk about on the show shows come and go.

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Speaker 5: You can always chip in whenever you want. We call

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Speaker 5: it latesla party. Nothing we've ever talked about in the

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Speaker 1: What late.

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Speaker 5: One of the things we want to talk about last

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Speaker 5: week is what got stolen? There was an ongoing drama

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Speaker 5: last week on the show with one of you. Ronda

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Speaker 5: Brown's bins was stolen last on Monday Nights. Some was

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Speaker 5: seven days, the seven moment silence of the Rond the Brown's

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Speaker 5: bin Stonovan number sixty one. The council have given a

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Speaker 5: nice to shine new one on Friday, by the way,

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Speaker 5: just to update that story. So we're asking you what strange,

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Speaker 5: weird or unusual thing got stolen?

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Speaker 11: got stolen? Actually I was the accidental thief. So back

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Speaker 11: in the eighties, my boyfriend and I went to the

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Speaker 12: Hey, Christian, it's Jay. We won't believe what was stolen.

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Speaker 5: Last week on the show, we were asking you if

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Speaker 5: That, daddy that's going to come and pick up your mess? Adult?

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Speaker 4: I have done half the job, You do the rest.

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Speaker 5: I don't understand. So, Jack, where are you on dog

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Speaker 4: I'm happy for people to put it in my empty bin.

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Speaker 4: I think it's better than out on the street, and

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Speaker 4: Someone picked it up with their hands.

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Speaker 5: But like if they haven't gotten if someone leaning them

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Speaker 5: You know what, there is life, I do it in that,

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Speaker 5: The dog does you mean?

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Speaker 3: Yes, and never cleans up.

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Speaker 5: Those old timers they don't care, do they They're just

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Speaker 3: Get one of these, diy, excuse me after your dog.

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Speaker 5: We agree we are okay with strangers and a dog

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Speaker 4: And I'll also put if I've got a doggie bag

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Speaker 5: See, I'm okay with that. What is you're probably a

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Speaker 13: No, no, you other people that are what's wrong with

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Speaker 4: We know on your stinky.

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Speaker 5: Dogs head and going.

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Speaker 4: It attracts flies.

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Speaker 13: It's got its own little micro climate because it becomes

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Speaker 5: No jacket in. Dry your eyes and then close to

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Speaker 4: To your bin if you're happy to do that, chucking

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Speaker 5: My bin is my.

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Speaker 13: Being and it's got the not a public property.

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Speaker 5: Tell you what we've just found, the next generation of

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Speaker 4: Do you don't care that it's got its plastic sheath

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Speaker 5: No, get it out. I hate it. Let's go to

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Speaker 5: cause them poo and the dog bin in your binner?

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Speaker 5: You yes or no, we're fine with it. In fact,

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Speaker 4: Say you're pooh here.

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Speaker 5: Pooh pooh out? Do you care about strain putting that

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Speaker 5: Patsy doesn't care.

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Speaker 4: And how big your dog is. You probably have to

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Speaker 3: It's like an elephant.

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Speaker 5: They've actually got a mechanical digger to put it in.

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Speaker 5: All right, poo in, poo out, Mick, Good morning.

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Speaker 10: Good morning, boys and girls.

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Speaker 6: How are we today?

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Speaker 5: We're good Mick and happy to be chatty about dog

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Speaker 10: My friend, the beans are not yours. The beans belong

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Speaker 5: That's a territorial thing. That's an interesting take.

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Speaker 10: And once once the beans go out onto the nature strip,

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Speaker 4: So you reckon even when the bins are on our property.

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Speaker 4: It's like an embassy in a country. That's counsel land.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's feet and the principality. Yes, yep, wow, okay,

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Speaker 6: How are you going?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Good Matt, pooh in poo out.

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Speaker 14: I run a skip bin business. I have a community

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Speaker 6: The people that have to deal with that is my laborer.

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Speaker 5: Yeah that's awful. Yeah, you don't put it. Really, it's

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Speaker 5: an open it's open. There's no lisk there.

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Speaker 4: But Matt, so the skip doesn't just go. I thought

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Speaker 14: No, it comes back to a factory ninety five percent

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Speaker 4: Yeah, categorize everything in a skip.

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Speaker 6: Yeah that's true.

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Speaker 5: I didn't know that. I thought the same as track

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Speaker 6: It's recycling, that's what we do.

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Speaker 5: So it must be sifted through.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, n them get sifted through.

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Speaker 5: The five percent, by the way.

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Speaker 6: Until bricks it goes down with the brick tip.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, bricks, don't give me that tomorrow, phone in brick and.

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Speaker 6: Brick in the household bin go for it. No probably a.

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, we agree with that. Okay, gentlemen rules,

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Speaker 5: Good morning Lee? Who is morning? Everyone? Good morning Lee?

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Speaker 5: So would you mind if I put my dog muck

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Speaker 11: Year?

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Speaker 15: That does not touch any part of my being ever ever.

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Speaker 5: So what is it you're so worried about just to smell?

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Speaker 15: Years ago, we stopped ittually putting just in normal leftovers

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Speaker 5: This makes makes sense. Creating so much extra work.

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Speaker 4: You're a bit echo. So we'll just say if anyone

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Speaker 4: didn't hear that, I might get right and saying you

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Speaker 4: package up your bin bags and put them in the

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Speaker 15: Just you know, I sort of all vegetable bags that

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Speaker 15: Is it any better now?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 15: Yes, I'm in an office building. I still off the

446
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Speaker 15: alarm before, so I'm a little bit big.

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Speaker 5: It's the office, Is that the U N or something.

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Speaker 12: It's just a normal lobby.

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Speaker 15: It's everywhere.

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Speaker 4: You sound like you're in the stairwell like theescape.

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Speaker 5: Almost all right, Yeah, let's give up. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: You call the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 5: It is a lie. I don't think it's a very

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Speaker 5: big lie. There are grades of lie, and I do

455
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Speaker 5: believe in white lies. Do we agree in white lives?

456
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Speaker 4: But there are lies in life that need just say.

457
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Speaker 4: Everybody gets by yeah better, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Varying degrees of lies that's it.

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Speaker 5: I see them as a just a sometimes it's gritty

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Speaker 5: getting through life. They are a lubricant, a salve to

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Speaker 5: easier way through a bit sometimes when there's a bit

462
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Speaker 5: too much resistance. So over the last couple of weeks,

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Speaker 5: I've been One of my dishes that I've made for

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Speaker 5: my family is a very nice chicken in a creamy

465
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Speaker 5: mushroom sauce. And yesterday my eldest daughter to my wife.

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Speaker 5: They've been away for five days, so they were all

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Speaker 5: going to be together yesterday for a Sunday night dinner,

468
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Speaker 5: and I said, do you know what I'm going to cook?

469
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Speaker 5: I said, what do you want me to do? And

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Speaker 5: my youngest daughter had been with me for the last

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Speaker 5: couple days, she said, Dad, can you do that creamy

472
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Speaker 5: mushroom sauce chicken thing? You do?

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Speaker 6: You know?

474
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Speaker 5: Does it not take you too long? Now? I should

475
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Speaker 5: have told the truth. I've been message in the truth.

476
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Speaker 5: I make the sauce from scratch. Because they kept saying

477
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Speaker 5: how good it was. I didn't have it in my

478
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Speaker 5: heart to tell the truth, which was like I get

479
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Speaker 5: it in the supermarket from what he's out of a jar.

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Speaker 5: I don't make it from scratch. I may have said

481
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Speaker 5: that I did make it from scratch once at the beginning,

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Speaker 5: and you're going to lie takes and we go this

483
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Speaker 5: is so good, like this is so good, Dad, how

484
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Speaker 5: do you do it? And I go, ah, chef, never

485
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Speaker 5: let me coun on all this, don't think if they

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Speaker 5: know it's out of a jar. I've lost standing here.

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Speaker 4: So I think this is a lie that benefits everybody.

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Speaker 4: It benefits you because you're going and they think they're

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Speaker 4: eating some wholesome hair cooked or.

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Speaker 5: Get any meal. Yes, until yesterday evening, right, my wife

491
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Speaker 5: dropped something in the accident into the recycling in the

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Speaker 5: in the kitchen, so she started rummaging around and then

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Speaker 5: found not one, but two jars of chicken tonight mushroom sauce.

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Speaker 5: And she goes, oh, you liar, And I'm like, come on,

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Speaker 5: it's a team spot, team spot, And I'm like, what

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Speaker 5: you know? You're like, Betty, see what we're holding up there?

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Speaker 5: And I know what they are? Oh no, Kaisa soss

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Speaker 5: and the kids go, what is it? You go your dad?

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Speaker 5: My wife called me out. Your dad has been lying

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Speaker 5: to us. And I don't lead with that, just say

501
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Speaker 5: you know, it's like a prank I've been doing over

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Speaker 5: the last couple of weeks. Let's go this gets out

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Speaker 5: of a Chicken Tonight. I've been having that stuff for

504
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Speaker 5: about thirty years when I was a students to live

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Speaker 5: a Chicken Tonight. The people at Chicken Tonight are experts

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Speaker 5: in creamy mushroom saucer.

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Speaker 4: One is made at home may practically.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes we all outsourced to an expert. What's wrong with that?

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Speaker 5: How are going to think I can make a sauce

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Speaker 5: as good as the people are Chicken Tonight? So with

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Speaker 5: them five hour? These kids right, because there's anything to

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Speaker 5: have a go at your ted chunks out of you.

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Speaker 5: They're like, well, they're like, we don't even know. How

514
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Speaker 5: do we know these other meals you've been making aren't

515
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Speaker 5: just out of a jar? It was just this. It

516
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Speaker 5: was like you found like another woman's bras and panties

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Speaker 5: in there.

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Speaker 4: No, you are the chef who cried wolves. I came

519
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Speaker 4: here seriously.

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Speaker 5: And now they're like halfway through, can't too same thing

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Speaker 5: you've been having last two months and you've loved you

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Speaker 5: asked me to make this a cantie. Didn't know it's

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Speaker 5: out of a jar process.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I can taste.

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Speaker 5: That now, girls getting you back me up? It doesn't

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Speaker 5: it tasteway? You've had this same thing. I've been raving

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Speaker 5: about it now, you utter snobs. Chicken jar is a

528
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Speaker 5: delicious inner jar, creeping mushroom sauce. Am I in the

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Speaker 5: wrong here?

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Speaker 4: I think you've been found out for your and it's

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Speaker 4: on you now. I would have if you had have

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Speaker 4: told me by find the scenes that you were still

533
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Speaker 4: running with the lion. It said, run as long as

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Speaker 4: you can. But now that you've been found out, I

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Speaker 4: actually like that.

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Speaker 5: Patsy, well, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Look, I totally agree with Jack on this one. I

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Speaker 3: think you should have been honest from the start, really

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Speaker 3: from the get go.

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Speaker 5: It's like being a parent. Sometimes that's a shortcut you

541
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Speaker 5: need to take it.

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Speaker 4: You just need small wins, pretty emotional one.

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Speaker 1: It's so good Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 5: Patsy was in the situation. I've been in this situation before,

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Speaker 5: where you try and transfer those strange little balls that

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Speaker 5: have literally gravity laws of their own from the inside

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Speaker 5: of a beanbag. It's the toughest thing to actually be

548
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Speaker 5: in front of any relationship, is that they should have

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Speaker 5: it all married at first sight to because that is

550
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Speaker 5: a how you are in that same in playing pictionary

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Speaker 5: as well. It all breaks down very quick.

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Speaker 4: But I don't think being backs are worth it. Yes,

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Speaker 4: they're very comfortable, but for the transfer.

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Speaker 5: Transfer a nightmare. So you managed to put off perfectly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we had this giant one we got from cam

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Speaker 3: Up for Audrey and it's this big unicorn colored thing

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Speaker 3: with it's got like inch long fur. So we were

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Speaker 3: finding Actually it was a trouble trying to find the

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Speaker 3: zip for a start. We finally found the zip. They

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Speaker 3: don't have the toggles on the zip anymore, like it's

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Speaker 3: a safety thing, so you have to get a paper clip.

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Speaker 3: So I had to try and find a paper clip

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Speaker 3: in the ring things to even open. It was a problem.

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Speaker 3: Tucked away, yes, yes, but as we were zipping it

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Speaker 3: got caught in the fur of the bean bag. So

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Speaker 3: this thing was a nightmare to start with.

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Speaker 5: But unicorns had fur. We saw, you know, with a

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Speaker 5: unicorn horn. I didn't know it was furry.

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Speaker 4: Actually, I saw a fluffy horse this weekend. It's a

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Speaker 4: very strange thing to see because horse like you know

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Speaker 4: how you see a race horse and there's so.

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Speaker 5: Shiny shiny, aren't they all shiny and.

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Speaker 4: They had like let it go overgrown and it was

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Speaker 4: a bit shack.

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Speaker 3: Was it a draft Yeah, with a big shaggy feet.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, big Clydesdale was like the same thing as it

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Speaker 4: wasn't like a bull. No, no, no, no, it's a

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Speaker 4: shaggy horse.

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Speaker 5: A shaggy horse.

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Speaker 4: I've never heard of a shaggy is his shaggy horse?

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Speaker 14: Really?

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Speaker 4: I've seen it with my own eyes.

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Speaker 3: Shaggy.

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Speaker 5: I never heard of a shaggy horse.

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Speaker 3: Maybe it was just an old horse, because you know

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Speaker 3: when they get a bit grow out like hair peach.

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Speaker 5: You know, they've got long hair and stuff like that.

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Speaker 3: They can get a bit shaggy when they're old. To

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Speaker 3: the bean bed.

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Speaker 5: Now, hang on, we can't let just put on horse

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Speaker 5: hease called in. Does anyone know what Jack's talking about?

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Speaker 5: New Monday feature? Does anyone know what? Are there shaggy horses? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: If we don't like trim our horses back and give

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Speaker 4: them a haircut, do they go shaggy? That's what I think?

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Speaker 5: Do they have their hairs cut? They's a hairdresser you

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Speaker 5: see for horses.

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Speaker 4: People who have horses, they're always turning to the horns.

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Speaker 3: In their coat. Tails and manes.

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Speaker 4: I thought, maybe they use that big brush to take

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Speaker 4: their scruffiness out. Though I saw a scruffy horse.

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Speaker 5: Why don't you believe shaggy? Which is it?

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Speaker 4: You're looking at me like I saw a u fo.

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Speaker 9: I saw a scruffy horse, he said, scruffy, shaggy.

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Speaker 4: Well like not like wooly like.

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Speaker 3: Change.

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Speaker 5: But it had long hair.

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Speaker 4: It had I didn't have long hair, had tofty hair,

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Speaker 4: tofty toughty.

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Speaker 5: Alright nine four one four one o four three Patsy

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Speaker 5: the bean bag?

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Speaker 3: Oh, yes, the bean bag. So anyway, so we got

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Speaker 3: the zip open, and of course we've got a giant one.

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Speaker 3: So it took like three bags of beans.

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Speaker 5: Did you quite a funnel? That's what you have to do?

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Speaker 3: This was this was incredible. So there was Chris Audrey,

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Speaker 3: myself and my mum. We had to rope into help.

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Speaker 3: But yes, the new bean bag. So you lift up

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Speaker 3: where the zip is right at the top. You lift

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Speaker 3: up it's like a funnel outside of said bag and

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Speaker 3: then you just put the beans in it in the bag,

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Speaker 3: slip the bottom.

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Speaker 5: Of the back. I have no idea what you know

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Speaker 5: radio picturing? What do you mean? Said? Bags?

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Speaker 4: Funnel? The funnels built into the back.

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Speaker 5: Yes, so it's unextendable shit.

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Speaker 3: And it's like thirty centimeters above the actual bag like

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Speaker 3: this mesh funnel.

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Speaker 5: It's brilliant, so like an extendable cone comes out.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and then you put the bag of the beans in,

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Speaker 3: get a knife like a state knife. Just put a

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Speaker 3: little slit in the bottom of the bag of the

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Speaker 3: beans and they just run in. I swear we only

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Speaker 3: spilt like five beans total. It was amazing.

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Speaker 5: Are they calling it about that shaggy horse? As we

635
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Speaker 5: need to go the Sorry Patsy, it's just been distracted

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Speaker 5: with the what a world's living there? That might be

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Speaker 5: shaggy horses out there?

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Well, Christian no connell's show podcast Jack over the Weekend

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Speaker 2: reckons he saw a shaggy horse, a long haired.

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Speaker 4: Horsey picture justin Timberlake in his ENCYNC days.

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Speaker 5: All right, that amasy reference for everyone to go to.

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Speaker 5: We all know that's the standard one for long hair.

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Speaker 4: No, that is a medium curl and that's what this

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Speaker 4: horse had without the bleach that Timberlake had in ence. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: picture that on a chest up.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm trying to I'm really strong into actually this morning,

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Speaker 5: have you seen a shaggy horse, Brett, Have you seen

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Speaker 5: a shaggy one?

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Speaker 16: Yeah, morning, guys, I'm interesting reference check, but move on.

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Speaker 16: I only know this because my darling wife was in

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Speaker 16: the horse years ago. They basically get a winter coat

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Speaker 16: and a summer cat depending on what time of the

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Speaker 16: year it is. So in the summertime it's them with

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Speaker 16: that really notice shore on them. In the winter time,

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Speaker 16: they sort of fluff up just to keep yourself warm.

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Speaker 4: Fluffy, that is the descriptor I was looking for. He

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Speaker 4: was fluffy, just so.

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Speaker 17: They basically get like another on the top of them,

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Speaker 17: and then when the weather warms up and your brush

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Speaker 17: and you just rebrush your way off.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and you've seen it with your own eyes, bread, I.

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Speaker 6: Have seen it with my own.

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Speaker 17: My wife had a couple of here what horses years ago,

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Speaker 17: and my daughter's into on these horses myself and why

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Speaker 17: things that.

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Speaker 16: Are bigger than me, they've got a mind of their

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Speaker 16: own to I.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I.

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Speaker 16: Saw it is quite a few times. And you get

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Speaker 16: your horses years ago. So it actually happens more.

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Speaker 17: When they're outside and when you don't put a rug

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Speaker 17: on till obviously, because they don't warm up.

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Speaker 6: That's what.

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Speaker 17: They don't warm up with a rug on them obviously,

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Speaker 17: so yeah, if they're outside without a rugg and I'm

677
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Speaker 17: what you would have saying, they'll slap up naturally, Brett.

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Speaker 4: For a man who doesn't like horses, you can really.

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Speaker 7: Talk about.

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Speaker 5: Retipedia on me very much. Brett, Thank you very much

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Speaker 5: and cool.

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Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 5: We have a dear old friend of the show in

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Speaker 5: the studio with us now. That is the one and

685
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Speaker 5: only Shane Crawford, who's got some news to share with

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Speaker 5: us today. You'll be pleased to hear him, very excited

687
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Speaker 5: by But because Shane is someone who's been a very

688
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Speaker 5: dear friend and one of the first friends actually made here,

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Speaker 5: I just want to say, crawfor before we get to

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Speaker 5: your news, to say that I'm really sorry about what

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Speaker 5: you and your family have been through over the last

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Speaker 5: two months. It is lovely to see you, but I'm sorry.

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Speaker 18: Thanks very much, Christian. Great to be here. Great, Yeah, No,

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Speaker 18: it's yeah, it has been I don't feel I to swear,

695
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Speaker 18: but it's been a ship time.

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Speaker 5: Yes.

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Speaker 18: Unfortunately my brother passed away and he took his own life,

698
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Speaker 18: So yeah, it has been a tough time trying to

699
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Speaker 18: get our heads around that, deal with that and making

700
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Speaker 18: sure you know, mum is okay, because my mum's the

701
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Speaker 18: strongest lady, you know, the woman in the world, you know,

702
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Speaker 18: a single mother who brought up three boys to give

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Speaker 18: us all the chance to do something with our lives.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she's an incredible woman. I don't know how much

705
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Speaker 5: she means and.

706
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Speaker 18: To you know, see her broken and you know, obviously

707
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Speaker 18: everyone else that knew Justin and his son who Thomas,

708
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Speaker 18: who was nineteen. So yeah, it's been Yeah, it's been

709
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Speaker 18: a tough time. It's going to continue to be a

710
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Speaker 18: tough time, but we've got to keep trying to move forward.

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Speaker 5: Oh well, bless you for coming in today. Crawford is

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Speaker 5: it is lovely to see you. I can only imagine

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Speaker 5: how hard it wasn't I know how close you were

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Speaker 5: to justice as well, And when we were talking a

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Speaker 5: couple of weeks ago. You still manage to try and

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Speaker 5: do something special at the funeral as well, and only

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Speaker 5: a Shane Crawford way.

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Speaker 18: Yeah, well, you know, I just wanted to you know,

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Speaker 18: it's it's a weird time, you know, when you know,

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Speaker 18: unfortunately you lose someone you know, dear to you, and

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Speaker 18: especially in the circumstances that we did. And then you know,

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Speaker 18: you just go into okay, we've got to make sure

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Speaker 18: that he gets a really good send off and you

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Speaker 18: do it in the right way, even though your head

725
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Speaker 18: doesn't want to think about it too much, but you

726
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Speaker 18: got to because you've got to act on it straight away.

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Speaker 7: So yeah, we thought.

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Speaker 18: We'd have a funeral at the Tokenmow Footy Club because

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Speaker 18: that's where he played his junior football and won a

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Speaker 18: premiership at the Tokemow Football Club. And yeah, I said,

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Speaker 18: I said to our English celebrate. I don't know if

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Speaker 18: you call them a celebrant, but I said, listen, because

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Speaker 18: we're going to have the hurst on the oval and

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Speaker 18: I'd like you to drive off and drive through the goals.

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Speaker 18: And I said, firstly, do you know where the goals are?

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Speaker 18: And you know, and then I'll get a goal up

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Speaker 18: hire to once you're through and hopefully you go through

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Speaker 18: the right bit of the goal.

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Speaker 4: Don't kick a point, I said, for God's.

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Speaker 18: Sake, don't go And he was worried about the hearst

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Speaker 18: making its way through the goals and then out of

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Speaker 18: the oval, and then obviously that happen, and then we

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Speaker 18: got the goal umpire to wave the flags. It was

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Speaker 18: all I just because then we're obviously going to go

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Speaker 18: upstairs and celebrate in a different area and a function room.

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Speaker 18: But I just wanted there to be closure on that

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Speaker 18: ceremony and then we can all try and go up

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Speaker 18: and think about the good times that we had with Justin.

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Speaker 18: But look, I must admit I do feel for anyone

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Speaker 18: that's been through you know, what we've been through over

751
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Speaker 18: the last month, you know, with someone taking their own lives,

752
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 18: because there's so many questions that you want answered and

753
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 18: you're still in shock every day. You shake your head

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Speaker 18: every day, you cry every day.

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Speaker 7: You know it's you just.

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Speaker 5: And I guess your mind also goes to, oh did

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Speaker 5: I not ask a follow up question? Did I not

758
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Speaker 5: see something? It's it's hard for Evan around him when

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Speaker 5: they take the life to go through all of that.

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Speaker 18: Yeah, and you know, Justin had his ongoing, you know,

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Speaker 18: mental health battles. You know, along a lot of people,

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Speaker 18: you sort of have low periods and you get yourself

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Speaker 18: up and going again. And you know, even he was

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Speaker 18: seeing a mental health helper and he saw them three

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Speaker 18: days earlier. And all the reports were that he was

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Speaker 18: going really well and everything was good, and then three

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Speaker 18: days later he's he's not with us.

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Speaker 5: So it's all of those.

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Speaker 18: Things are really hard to you know, digest. And you know,

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Speaker 18: I suppose each day, even though it's only you know,

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Speaker 18: three or four weeks ago, gets a little bit better.

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Speaker 18: But in saying that, you know, your emotions are all

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Speaker 18: over the place. We're all broken, we're all you know,

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Speaker 18: shattered and obviously sad, but also we also need to

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Speaker 18: get on with things, you know, we also got to

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Speaker 18: find a way to get around each other and support

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Speaker 18: each other and think about the good things and yeah,

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Speaker 18: and try and move forward from there.

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Speaker 5: I know that there are so many people who listened

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Speaker 5: to show in the morning. There might be people who

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Speaker 5: are listening to this, and you are actually going through

782
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Speaker 5: a tough time right now, and if you are, I'm sorry,

783
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,799
Speaker 5: Please do seek help. You heard craw And like so

784
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Speaker 5: many people who are then trying to put together pieces

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Speaker 5: and work out what actually happened. In a heartbreaking tragedy,

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Speaker 5: when somebody takes a life where it's a man or woman, anyone,

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Speaker 5: it's heartbreaking. There's so much left behind for people to

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Speaker 5: try and work out, and they've got to now live

789
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,680
Speaker 5: with Please you owe it to yourself and your family.

790
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 5: Please do seek help, you know, whether that's Beyond bluep

791
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 5: they did with a great friend of ours and yours,

792
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:00,600
Speaker 5: especially James Hurt, who's alive today, because he did actually

793
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 5: call Beyond Blue when he was in a really tough spot.

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Speaker 5: I know we always say when we talk about these things,

795
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 5: you know we could give out these phone numbers. There

796
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 5: is a reason because actually they do save lives, and

797
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,959
Speaker 5: that's yours and also all your family around as well,

798
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 5: who love and care you. Is it is human to struggle.

799
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 5: It is inhuman when we're alone with it. So please

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00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 5: do reach out, Please get out. You owe it to yourself. Crawl.

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00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 5: Thank you very much, very much for saying that as well.

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00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 5: I know that can't have been easy, No.

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Speaker 18: Not easy, but yeah, absolutely talk to talk to people,

804
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 18: ask them questions, give them hugs.

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 18: I was lucky that my brother stayed with me, you know,

807
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 18: two weeks before he passed for a couple of days,

808
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 18: and my last embrace was a hug. But I never

809
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 18: I never said the aka, what else can we do?

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00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 18: You know, I love you.

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Speaker 5: You would have I know you you would have done

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00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:51,319
Speaker 5: if you saw something.

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00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 7: We can do that every day, you know, we can.

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00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 18: We can hug people every day, we can tell them

815
00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 18: we love them, every day, we can put out we

816
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 18: can tell them where.

817
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 7: He to help them, support them.

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00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 18: So absolutely, yeah, everyone out there, if you are in

819
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 18: a similar situation, or you've got any concerns about anyone,

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00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 18: absolutely get on the front foot and find a way through,

821
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 18: because you know, unfortunately, when you lose someone you know

822
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 18: so close to you, especially under those circumstances, you know,

823
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:25,240
Speaker 18: it hurts everyone. Everyone's affected for the rest of their life.

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00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 18: So you know, we want people to stay around and

825
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 18: we want people to be happy and just live life

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Speaker 18: to the forest.

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Speaker 4: Well, I said, Jackie, you got the number of The

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Speaker 4: number for Lifeline is thirteen eleven fourteen lots of love Krawf.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, don't for saying that. Okay, we're gonna take

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Speaker 5: him on. We'll come back with with Krawf. When Crawf

831
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Speaker 5: and I spoke a couple of weeks ago, we had

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Speaker 5: a big chat. But all this and then and then

833
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Speaker 5: we're Crawf in a very Crawf way, on with the show,

834
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 5: said I have a question to ask you and god

835
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Speaker 5: be ansked. When he asked me the question. I actually

836
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 5: sat down because I needed to process it is. It

837
00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 5: is amazing and in a very I can't even imagine

838
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:02,319
Speaker 5: what you and you've only been through. However, I do

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Speaker 5: believe when you hear what Crawf is going to be

840
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,800
Speaker 5: doing next with us, but it's very storied and amazing,

841
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 5: like you'll be pleased for him and you'll be excited,

842
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,839
Speaker 5: and you'll also say what I did. I didn't see

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00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 5: that coming for you.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O. Kyle Show podcast.

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Speaker 5: Very special guest on the show is Shane Crawford. Thank

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00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,399
Speaker 5: you very much. Sure the message is coming in. People

847
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 5: are sending you a lot of love.

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Speaker 7: Crawf, thank you very much for that.

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Speaker 18: It's it's so nice to see you guys. You know,

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00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 18: I do remember when you first came along and we

851
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 18: did the Postcard.

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00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 5: Story, still a highlight of my career.

853
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:37,319
Speaker 18: I try and look after Christian and guide him on

854
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 18: his way, and he got me involved in the show

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00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 18: and I thought, yep, off we go, and then you

856
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,399
Speaker 18: sack me six months later.

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00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:49,240
Speaker 5: It was a realignment resources, a realignment of resources whenever

858
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 5: its Melbourne didn't need our hot foot he takes which

859
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:56,280
Speaker 5: are about one percent footy and ninety nine percent gibberish,

860
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 5: and about your playing career.

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Speaker 7: I loved it.

862
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 18: It was a lot of fun and so pumped at

863
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,879
Speaker 18: the show just continues to grow so well done. Well,

864
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,399
Speaker 18: but everyone behind the scenes as well.

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Speaker 5: Let's talk about this man in front of me right

866
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 5: here and what is coming next for you, because this

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Speaker 5: is some story.

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00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:18,720
Speaker 7: Well, I've accepted a role in a musical.

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00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 5: Let that just sink in corpus. Accepted a role. He's

870
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 5: been offered a role. People have thought about it, discussed

871
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 5: it and thought, Shane Crawford needs to be on the stage,

872
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 5: which you do need to be. Not really, it doesn't

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00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 5: look like a matinate idol.

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00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 7: No, listen, I'll tell you the story. This is what happened.

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Speaker 7: You know.

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00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 18: Three months ago I got a call saying would your

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Speaker 18: audition for a musical? And I thought, oh, that's very

878
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 18: nice of them, and I said why me? And they said, oh,

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Speaker 18: we saw you do a postcard story one day and

880
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 18: it was on one of the musicals and you really

881
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 18: got into it.

882
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:54,760
Speaker 5: It's amazing they found your viewer. I mean, first of all,

883
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 5: the hell of a story.

884
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 7: That's a very good point.

885
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 18: Anyway, So I they said, everyone's coming out from America

886
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:06,320
Speaker 18: and the UK for the audition, So all the bosses

887
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 18: are coming out. You know, this is a big musical.

888
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 18: You know this is serious business. So I thought, oh,

889
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:16,319
Speaker 18: that's very nice. But I actually got scared because the

890
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 18: musical is all in song.

891
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:21,400
Speaker 4: That means I often do have a number of toys.

892
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 19: He'd be so confused another song. No, but I mean

893
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 19: every word it's crammed. So not every musical is all

894
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:38,240
Speaker 19: about songs. Someone's got they I did a bit of research,

895
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:41,359
Speaker 19: so then yeah, So I sort of got a bit

896
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 19: scared and stayed away.

897
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 18: And then a week or so later they said, would

898
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:49,319
Speaker 18: you do an online audition? They sent me the song

899
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 18: and I said, right, okay, I can't really sing that

900
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 18: well myself, but when we get into characters, when we

901
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 18: jump in the shower, when we do karaoke, when we

902
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 18: try and morph ourself into a different character, sometimes you

903
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 18: can hold a tune and do things a bit differently.

904
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:11,440
Speaker 5: So that's not for the memoirs. Maybe stars of the stage.

905
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 18: Well you're right, maybe there's a hidden telling I didn't

906
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,880
Speaker 18: know about. So yeah, so I did the audition. I

907
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 18: worked with the music.

908
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,320
Speaker 5: Where were you by the way, when you say online,

909
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 5: what are you at home?

910
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 18: And so I flew down to Melbourne and we're online

911
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 18: in a little studio in North Melbourne. I had a

912
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 18: musical director who I worked with for half an hour.

913
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 19: I said, listen, half an hour, lady, even for that

914
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 19: movie she was said, they worked for like half.

915
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 5: Practice Zoom.

916
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 18: Because I was singing about things I wasn't sure about

917
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 18: and and then I said, I know I need to

918
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 18: at least practice. So I had half an hour. They

919
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 18: don't muck around with these things, so you're either a

920
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 18: chance or you're out.

921
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,279
Speaker 5: And it's a big musical as well.

922
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 18: It is, so I thought, right, okay, let's go for it.

923
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 18: So everyone i'd in from all around the world.

924
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 5: I want to get hold of the.

925
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 7: Not release his footage.

926
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 4: Enough to sink up a meeting on zooms.

927
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:15,880
Speaker 18: It was beforehand, like I thought, and I just said, okay,

928
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:17,240
Speaker 18: all right, this is this.

929
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 7: Is all I got.

930
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 5: And then what do you just go stranger?

931
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:23,359
Speaker 18: Well it wasn't like that, but yeah, I just got

932
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 18: into the character that I thought I needed to be

933
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 18: and I was channeling you know, who's the I don't

934
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:32,919
Speaker 18: know who I was channelling actually, and I just went

935
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:34,880
Speaker 18: for it, and I did. I got some of the

936
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 18: words wrong. I was reading the words. I did a

937
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:42,279
Speaker 18: few little dance steps, I think, which you don't need

938
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:45,359
Speaker 18: to do in this with this character. But anyway, so

939
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 18: I just went for it. And I thought, don't you know,

940
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 18: no second guessing, just go who cares? What a great

941
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 18: opportunity to do something a bit different. And they said,

942
00:42:55,520 --> 00:43:00,160
Speaker 18: thanks very much. Kept dropping out, but we we think.

943
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:02,280
Speaker 4: Comments.

944
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 7: These were the comments.

945
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,280
Speaker 18: It sounded like you're in tune, although I kept dropping

946
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 18: out a bit. So wow, you've definitely given us something

947
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,359
Speaker 18: to think about. That was the and I thought, I've

948
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,359
Speaker 18: got no chance. So off I went.

949
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 7: And yeah.

950
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,319
Speaker 18: A week later they said we'd like to offer you

951
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:21,239
Speaker 18: the role, and I went, no way, And I just

952
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 18: started to get nervous, and I've been nervous ever since.

953
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 18: So we're going to announce it maybe a month.

954
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:27,399
Speaker 7: Or so ago.

955
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 18: But obviously things changed, and then I really second guessed

956
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 18: whether or not I wanted to to really go for

957
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,319
Speaker 18: it and do that, because you know, mentally, I got

958
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 18: to get myself up and about again. And then that's

959
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,879
Speaker 18: why I gave you a call, because you're the most

960
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 18: cultured person that I know.

961
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 5: Because you don't know any culture people.

962
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 18: So that's oh, jack I could have caught Jackson, but no,

963
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 18: I just really wanted your opinion because I know, you

964
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 18: know obviously Joseph and Tech The Colored dream Coat, you know,

965
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:59,400
Speaker 18: has been massive over the UK, and.

966
00:43:58,440 --> 00:43:59,439
Speaker 5: You're playing the dream Coat.

967
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:01,919
Speaker 7: I'm playing the tree.

968
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,840
Speaker 5: This is You've got a big song, He's the King. Yeah,

969
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:08,799
Speaker 5: this is a big role.

970
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 7: That's right. I've always wanted to be the king and

971
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 7: now finally.

972
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:13,879
Speaker 5: So you accepted it because I know, I know.

973
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,759
Speaker 18: Well I've been obviously very apprehensive, but it's something that

974
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 18: really excited me. So this year it's it's like, wow,

975
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 18: what an amazing opportunity. Like it's it's not just a

976
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:28,759
Speaker 18: little musical you make at school, and I never got

977
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:30,839
Speaker 18: a role at school even though I tried out in

978
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:34,399
Speaker 18: so many so this is, Yeah, it's very special to

979
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,800
Speaker 18: to be offered you You're going to go to your.

980
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:39,359
Speaker 5: Own you get like your own song and everything that

981
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 5: you do.

982
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 7: I know, and I feel nervous every time you say that.

983
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 5: This is the song the way in case we've listened

984
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 5: to He's I don't give it all. Listen to this

985
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:51,799
Speaker 5: use the punchline els.

986
00:44:53,120 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 20: He's lip sicking it.

987
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:07,759
Speaker 4: I reckon, you've got it. I think you know that

988
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:08,399
Speaker 4: you have something.

989
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 5: You're so you're so. No, no, no, they wouldn't just

990
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 5: they wouldn't just stick you in there. These are massive,

991
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 5: mega productions. You're going to smash it. I know you will.

992
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 18: And do you know what I've said? I said, listen,

993
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 18: here's some photos of my friends. If they turn up,

994
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 18: I'll pay double for their ticket. They're not let her in,

995
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 18: so I tolp my friends to go.

996
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,759
Speaker 5: We are, we're going to be there opening night. I

997
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 5: cannot no, we want We'll be pleased for you.

998
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 7: Don't want you to come?

999
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 5: You know, genuinely, this is what I really think.

1000
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 7: Genuinely, I do not come.

1001
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 5: I want to be there on opening night.

1002
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 7: Watch online.

1003
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 5: You're gonna, You're gonna. It's just what you need right now,

1004
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 5: I think, really.

1005
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 7: I think it is.

1006
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 18: And do you know what, I'm really looking forward to

1007
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:55,319
Speaker 18: the teams. Pauline, who's who's been in the Bodyguard and

1008
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:57,879
Speaker 18: she's a beautiful singer, so I actually have to sing

1009
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 18: a song with her. I'm gonna you shine, really when

1010
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 18: you think about it. But now I'm looking forward to

1011
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,279
Speaker 18: going to work. There's so much work that's going to go.

1012
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 5: Into What is about time you actually did get a

1013
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 5: job again as well? You have been sort of hiding awad.

1014
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 18: You're probably right, it's time to get a job, but no,

1015
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 18: what an amazing job to have, you know, November December

1016
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:21,840
Speaker 18: January in Melbourne in a music or having a crack's

1017
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 18: Christmas time.

1018
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 5: You're you're honestly people love going to West into the

1019
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:26,959
Speaker 5: shows and musicals and the region theater.

1020
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 7: And please, Christian, you're not how to come?

1021
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:30,439
Speaker 5: I will be there.

1022
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 7: I don't need you.

1023
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,480
Speaker 5: To do a review, all right. You can book tickets now,

1024
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:35,720
Speaker 5: go and see crawth though and Shane Crawford as Pharaoh

1025
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:37,799
Speaker 5: in Joseph and the I can't even read this out.

1026
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 5: Shane Crawford as Pharaoh. You will be brilliant and let's

1027
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 5: all go around and see this Joseph and the amazing

1028
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 5: technical of dream Code. Get your tickets at Ticke Tech.

1029
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 5: We have a couple of pairs of tickets right now,

1030
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 5: the first one, so if you want them, first come,

1031
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 5: first served nine four one four one oh four three

1032
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 5: do you know in the light of what you and

1033
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 5: your family been through? I think your heart and soul

1034
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 5: needs something like this, and I know you'll be brilliant

1035
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 5: up there. I can't I actually can't wait to see it.

1036
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 18: Yeah, I'm very nervous, but anyway, looking forward to it.

1037
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 18: And yeah, it was coming at a time that, as

1038
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 18: you said, hopefully it gets me going in and I

1039
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 18: really appreciate it because I know that you'll be right

1040
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 18: behind it. It's great to see you, Jacket, You're a

1041
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 18: dad mate.

1042
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 7: We congratulations.

1043
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:22,919
Speaker 5: This won't be the only musical you do. I think

1044
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 5: this is I think it's a tipping point. Well it

1045
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 5: is tling, I can see.

1046
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 7: I don't think Overseas ready.

1047
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 5: For me, not yet, but they will be, okay, Kraft,

1048
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:36,919
Speaker 5: lovely to see you. Thanks for coming in mate, good luck.

1049
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 1: Look Christian Connalls Show Podcast.

1050
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 5: Let's get into this week's miss Herd Lyrics.

1051
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 19: It's just another miss heard Maday Christian O'Connell's miss her Lyrics.

1052
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 5: Every Monday, we go through all your entries and the

1053
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,760
Speaker 5: miss Herd lyrics. We play them back. If we hear

1054
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 5: what you think you're mishearing, you'll hear if we don't.

1055
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 5: And for the great Yes all of FA two Hall

1056
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 5: of Famous. Last week on the misheard lyrics. Adam Shaw

1057
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:08,440
Speaker 5: thought he was being spoken about in a James Blunt

1058
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:12,320
Speaker 5: song You're Beautiful. I saw an angel of Adam Shaw.

1059
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 1: I saw an angel of Adam That's.

1060
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 5: Why I saw Hall of Famous's one hundred percent there.

1061
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,839
Speaker 5: Gas Boyd had this one from John Cougar Mellencamp authority song,

1062
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:27,840
Speaker 5: Well do you like Pikachuo's ass smiling in your face?

1063
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,800
Speaker 5: Those my friends are the great ones, all of Famous.

1064
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 5: All right, let's see what we got this week. This

1065
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 5: GIRs from Justin Christian. I have a very polarizing miss

1066
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,360
Speaker 5: lyric for you. Last week we were talking about how

1067
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:44,720
Speaker 5: we had a fall out with our boss called Sue,

1068
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 5: so that ac DC were a polarizing band. To play

1069
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 5: Christian's Thunderstruck. There was no help, no help from you.

1070
00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,799
Speaker 5: Just to think she can hear our boss's name in this.

1071
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 5: There was no help, no help from Sue. I don't know.

1072
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:14,880
Speaker 5: One of the biggest misses ever get out Justin. This

1073
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:18,879
Speaker 5: comes from Caitlin and Alana Oh Double Act. It's more

1074
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 5: by Usher. This is the for Rusher fan, so I'm

1075
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:23,399
Speaker 5: actually going to play. This is from the Red One

1076
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:28,840
Speaker 5: Jimmy Joker remix which are so good. I did. But

1077
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 5: if I stop, you just know that.

1078
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 6: Man?

1079
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 5: Or is it? But if I stop, Itchy Snowman stop? Yes?

1080
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:47,439
Speaker 5: But if I stop Itchy Snowman, Yes, Kaylin and Nana,

1081
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:53,000
Speaker 5: well done. Amanda has got this from j O Jennifer Lopez.

1082
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:55,840
Speaker 5: My love don't cost a thing, even if you were broke.

1083
00:49:56,040 --> 00:50:03,439
Speaker 5: My love don't cost a thing? Or is it even

1084
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:14,800
Speaker 5: if you were broke, my love doesn't constipate? That is there? Yes,

1085
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 5: constapate is there once more? Even if you broke my

1086
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:26,440
Speaker 5: love don't constipate? Yeah, it is? It is? Come on

1087
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 5: in all of favor, Benjamin Christian. My brother Sam also

1088
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:35,920
Speaker 5: heard this one. We both did Bronsky beat hit that

1089
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 5: Perfect beat Boy original line, beat Boytoy, Sorry excuse me?

1090
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:43,440
Speaker 5: Beat beat beat beat Boy, beat Boy hit that Perfect

1091
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 5: beat Boy, great eighties song? Or is it? Meatball Meatball,

1092
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:57,360
Speaker 5: Eat that perfect meatball? Yes, Subway she get this for

1093
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:00,880
Speaker 5: their meatball so wrong for their adverts. Eat ball meatball,

1094
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Speaker 5: Eat that perfect meatball. Yes, all of favor. Cam Haw's

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Speaker 5: this one. Christian listening to One Night in Bangkok murry head.

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Speaker 5: You'll find a God in every golden cloister. Or is

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Speaker 5: it you're finding God in every golden toaster, not at all.

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Speaker 5: And finally, Laura Ridley, Christian, I think I'm hearing the

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Speaker 5: name of a famous author in you two. Sometimes you

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00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:40,719
Speaker 5: can't make it on your own. The original line from

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Speaker 5: you two, you're the reason why the opera is in me?

1102
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Speaker 5: Or is it You're the reason why Lee Harper is

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Speaker 5: in me? Lee Harper is in bono? That's the news.

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Speaker 5: Well done, Laura Ridley, sless hall of favor.

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Speaker 6: All right, as.

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Speaker 5: Always, thank you very much for all the messo lyrics

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Speaker 5: you send in every single day. Keep it going. Christian

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Speaker 5: at Christian O'Connell dot com do they.

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Speaker 1: Use Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 5: Yesterday had to get a Bunnings always a great time

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00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 5: and needs again just one tiny little screw right And

1112
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,400
Speaker 5: as soon as the what's in there? You've got the

1113
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,839
Speaker 5: little greets there, you know. And then I saw there

1114
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:44,759
Speaker 5: was an island right by the information desk. It was

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00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:49,600
Speaker 5: the saddest island. It was gifts for Father's Day. And

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00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 5: I was with my eighteen year old daughter. She went,

1117
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 5: oh my god, look at that. It was a rechargeable battery. Okay,

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00:52:56,440 --> 00:53:00,440
Speaker 5: And on the headlines screened out the headline screen gift

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00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:05,200
Speaker 5: and then in red all Dad's no matter what kind

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Speaker 5: of dad this is, I don't care. He's into poetry,

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00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 5: flower pressing. You'd see this battery and then it said

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00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 5: underneath it powers one hundred and twenty tools. We're like,

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00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:16,840
Speaker 5: oh my god, I mean I don't this Dad, I

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00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:19,720
Speaker 5: only adds like two tools. I don't have one hundred

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Speaker 5: and eighty more. I said to ap prove, but please

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00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:24,919
Speaker 5: do not get Please tell me you know a bit

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00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:27,759
Speaker 5: more about me than I guess. We get them this battery.

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Speaker 4: See, even the shops don't know what we want now.

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00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 5: It felt like a joint question mark. Was there really like,

1130
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:37,839
Speaker 5: maybe battery all you need about that? Man called dad

1131
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 5: the only thing to get him. So this is how

1132
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 5: much we care about it and what we think. You're

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00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 5: into a rechargeable battery. But it says to me this

1134
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:47,359
Speaker 5: was And also it's three weeks out now from Father's Day.

1135
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:50,000
Speaker 5: It doesn't get any better. This is it, isn't it that?

1136
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:52,840
Speaker 5: This is it? It's batteries, which is why we still

1137
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:55,239
Speaker 5: want to Earlier this year, you know, I took my

1138
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,319
Speaker 5: wife out and a mum came as well, and they're

1139
00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 5: with other moms there all being wheeled out on display

1140
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:05,680
Speaker 5: and you're stressed up. There's perfume in the air, gives flowers, chocolates, champagne.

1141
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:08,319
Speaker 5: All the mums are there. All the mums are there

1142
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:11,399
Speaker 5: being celebrated, and rightly so. Lunches you've got a book

1143
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:13,320
Speaker 5: weeks in advance. You can't ring up the day or

1144
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 5: two days before. There's a waiting list. Fast forward in

1145
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:20,160
Speaker 5: three weeks time. Here's your rechargeable battery. Dad. There's no

1146
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:22,760
Speaker 5: Dad's being taken out for lunch. You don't see adverts

1147
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 5: now there's no reason to because people don't think, well,

1148
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:27,799
Speaker 5: actually do we take him out? Does he want that?

1149
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 5: Does he want to be left alone?

1150
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:31,800
Speaker 4: In thirty four years, I honestly haven't been out to

1151
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 4: lunch with my dad on Father's Day. No, it's a

1152
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:36,840
Speaker 4: breakfast at most at home.

1153
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:38,840
Speaker 5: It's it's sad. What do you do for Chris? Do

1154
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 5: you go for lunch?

1155
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:41,720
Speaker 3: Nothing? Because he never wants fuss anything.

1156
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 5: Get out of it. This is what does you know?

1157
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 5: You're in a enaghbler, you're abler, you're keeping the lightgoing.

1158
00:54:48,239 --> 00:54:50,240
Speaker 5: They don't want fuss, we want fuss?

1159
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 3: Really, I don't think he does.

1160
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 5: This is the conversation, So what do you want to

1161
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:56,800
Speaker 5: do on Father's Day? I say that to anyone. I

1162
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:58,640
Speaker 5: don't go to my wife. What do you want to do?

1163
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 5: Can you write it all out for me, the narrative,

1164
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 5: and then I'll make it happen.

1165
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:03,919
Speaker 4: That puts the pressure on the dads. It's like they're

1166
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:04,440
Speaker 4: making it.

1167
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 5: Then we don't want the effort of the discussion, which

1168
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 5: is true. We just want well, can't you just think

1169
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:11,600
Speaker 5: of something that we do for you? So we are

1170
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:13,839
Speaker 5: trying to plan if anyone wants to help us out,

1171
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:15,839
Speaker 5: we need a venue. We actually want to host our

1172
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:18,280
Speaker 5: own for dads. We want to host our own Father's

1173
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:21,279
Speaker 5: Day lunch in three weeks times. If anyone can help

1174
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 5: us out, we just we actually need is a room.

1175
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:24,719
Speaker 5: Do you know what I was thinking yesterday about this?

1176
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:27,120
Speaker 5: Maybe like do we need to do the food?

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00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 4: No? Well, I thought it was like a room in

1178
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:32,239
Speaker 4: a venue, like a restaurant that does well.

1179
00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:35,240
Speaker 5: I don't know whether we just hire a Could.

1180
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:36,080
Speaker 4: We all down to a Scout hall and go like

1181
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 4: Happy Father's Day and send them on their way With.

1182
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 5: The moment, there's nothing happening, so maybe it it's just

1183
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:44,080
Speaker 5: a Scout hall. We just start to fire up the barbecue.

1184
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Speaker 4: A right priority list is restaurant at the top. Sure,

1185
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:49,400
Speaker 4: Scout Hall is an open, empty room.

1186
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 5: But let's just keep it all open at the moment

1187
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:52,120
Speaker 5: because I want to look at the moment. Is a

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00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:54,520
Speaker 5: rechargeable Roby battery off Father's Day.

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00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:57,759
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 5: Smat is entertainment. We all know this unless your bombing fan. Anyway.

1191
00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:06,480
Speaker 5: This week ESPN broadcasts so ESPN one of the biggest

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Speaker 5: sports networks in the world. They broadcast the first ever

1193
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Speaker 5: Microsoft Excel Spreadsheets Microsoft Excel World Championships. Eight of the

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Speaker 5: world's best these are not my words desk athletes on.

1195
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 4: What are the athletes competing?

1196
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,919
Speaker 5: We've seen the nerves that use six sl sheets. They're

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Speaker 5: not athletes. Eight of the world's best desk athletes went

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Speaker 5: head ahead for a twenty twenty five thousand dollars prize

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Speaker 5: by solving complex financial problems. Anyone else did awake. Here's

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00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:43,000
Speaker 5: some of the commentary.

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00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:46,240
Speaker 21: You know, maybe he built his table, taking the reels

1202
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Speaker 21: and repeating them multiple times.

1203
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:49,600
Speaker 5: Ah, she won.

1204
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Speaker 21: He's done a lot of pre work. Yes, this could

1205
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 21: This could allow him to solve the later items much faster, right, Yeah,

1206
00:56:57,640 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 21: a little bit of pre work.

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00:56:58,480 --> 00:56:59,040
Speaker 6: Ahead of time.

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00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:02,840
Speaker 5: I hope. Look if if, if, if the network doesn't

1209
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:05,719
Speaker 5: hang on to the AFL rights, that BT is put

1210
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:09,279
Speaker 5: to work. And Luke jas commentating on this kind of effect.

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Speaker 4: Footy behind a payroll but free.

1212
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:17,560
Speaker 5: Microsoft Excel World Championships. So time waste to day is

1213
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 5: computer movie funny? I'm not sure computer movies to server

1214
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:29,040
Speaker 5: with Love's bronze as good as you're gonna get. I

1215
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:34,440
Speaker 5: mean it's technically a computer movie. The dot matrix, this.

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Speaker 4: Sir Anderson, silver.

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Speaker 5: Caps, lock and two smoking barrels.

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Speaker 4: Cold, thank you?

1219
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Speaker 5: Not an anti virus. Here's a who Norton anti virus here? Yeah,

1220
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:53,800
Speaker 5: you get it up today. Firewalls shouting sound of music great, Oh,

1221
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 5: what a lovely, lovely thing. That's the sound of music.

1222
00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 5: What's the music good about computers? It's the sound of

1223
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:01,040
Speaker 5: mouse click.

1224
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:07,520
Speaker 3: Ah, that's mouse.

1225
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Speaker 4: Coming off. Have we ever reboarded.

1226
00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 5: Silver F twelve Angry Men shortcut F twelve Angry Man.

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00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 4: Computer movies? Field of memes? Keep in mind that's my

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Speaker 4: best one, right, Silvery juice gigglo, sorry juice giggle gigabytes.

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Speaker 5: Yea bronze and confused when he read.

1230
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Speaker 4: It out power point break.

1231
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:43,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, these feel like sort of it jokes, doesn't feel

1232
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Speaker 5: no field.

1233
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:52,640
Speaker 4: Of coming out. Modems are the geisha you're trying.

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00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:55,440
Speaker 5: I'm gonna give you gold for effort.

1235
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 4: And you me and Adobe also good.

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00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:02,000
Speaker 5: That's also good. I've got thin at computers just aren't funny.

1237
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:04,959
Speaker 5: You decided to listen. We need your help this. Yeah, please,

1238
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,440
Speaker 5: they we're looking for your computer movies. What are they

1239
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:09,720
Speaker 5: watching on that their computer channel?

1240
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:12,080
Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcast.

1241
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 5: We're looking for your computer movies. You've done very well.

1242
00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:20,480
Speaker 5: You've done very well, but let's agree never to revisit

1243
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:23,400
Speaker 5: computer movies again. You think about the people in the

1244
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:26,360
Speaker 5: office who do work in that kind of area. Good people,

1245
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:30,640
Speaker 5: good people. We need them. The funny it's, you know,

1246
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:34,040
Speaker 5: spend all day and look at that, you know where

1247
00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:36,120
Speaker 5: he's wiping up that hard drive. Okay, what have you

1248
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 5: been looking at you on the lunch break? All that

1249
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:43,840
Speaker 5: mucky muck stuff over developed right arms, I've said too much. Okay,

1250
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:47,760
Speaker 5: computer movies, let's do it. I'm never getting these mended again.

1251
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:53,480
Speaker 5: These monitors here, have I all right? When when will

1252
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Speaker 5: I CPU again? Your central processing unit banter. Silver feels

1253
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:01,680
Speaker 5: like a lot of conference of it yours. Oh when

1254
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:08,439
Speaker 5: when I seep Bill and Ted's Excel Adventure Gold, there's

1255
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:16,760
Speaker 5: something about binary silver, Edward's spreadsheet hands silverf like Mark

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Speaker 5: I bem robot, I be m robot, Bronze right, Johnny

1257
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Speaker 5: dartweb Old. There we go, Kevin, we found it. Thank you,

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Speaker 5: hard disk driving, Miss Daisy Bronze quirty in Las Vegas, Bronze.

1259
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:38,680
Speaker 5: Ten things I hate about YouTube gold, some little ten

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Speaker 5: year old Elliott Slash, a grown man called Elliot. My

1261
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 5: left click, Jane, Sorry, not my left click, Jane. She's Jane.

1262
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:50,560
Speaker 5: She's desaid on my left foot with Daniel de Lewis.

1263
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:54,160
Speaker 5: She's got my left click, my left pick, Jane. Oh God,

1264
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:57,760
Speaker 5: plus that well known computer. I thought maybe it's a

1265
01:00:57,800 --> 01:01:00,479
Speaker 5: coding thing called Jane. I thought a virtue old friend

1266
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Speaker 5: for them.

1267
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:02,640
Speaker 4: I thought she was trying to do a g I.

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01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:02,960
Speaker 6: Jane.

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Speaker 4: That's not really fiddy for me. That's all right, Silver Pot.

1270
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Speaker 5: That's all right, that's all right, Jane. When Harry backed

1271
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:13,520
Speaker 5: up Sally, there we go another one, Nick, thank you.

1272
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:18,520
Speaker 5: When Harry virus Sally Silver, that was go to come on?

1273
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Speaker 5: Richard won Cashamey if you can Silver Edward Floppy Hands,

1274
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:32,600
Speaker 5: Mark Lockwood, Uh, Melody's got Austin Powers, the spy who

1275
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:40,280
Speaker 5: defragged me? Very good kill Bill Gates, Bron Ferris Bueller's

1276
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:44,520
Speaker 5: log Ferris Bueller logs off running out of track here,

1277
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:50,280
Speaker 5: aren't we bron? When Harry met a Nigerian prince?

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01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:52,520
Speaker 4: That's pretty good?

1279
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:55,160
Speaker 5: All right, that's let's leave it there. Wish Rue's best

1280
01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:59,840
Speaker 5: in show Today, Donnie Darkwin, all right, Christian Connell's show podcast.

1281
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:02,800
Speaker 5: We need your help. There's only one thing we're going

1282
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:05,600
Speaker 5: to leave you with. It's a plea. It's a call

1283
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:09,200
Speaker 5: to arms from dads to Dad's from Jack and I

1284
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:12,760
Speaker 5: Jack obviously a new dadd to this grizzly old veteran campaigner.

1285
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:15,320
Speaker 5: We need to celebrate and get around each other Dad's

1286
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:19,360
Speaker 5: this year because otherwise Father's Day is going to be

1287
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:23,280
Speaker 5: yet another damp squid, a non event. You're better off

1288
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:25,560
Speaker 5: actually just stopping Father's Day, really, because it's the hope

1289
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:26,400
Speaker 5: that kills you every year.

1290
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Speaker 4: Do you want to open a battery this Father's Day? No,

1291
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:29,400
Speaker 4: you don't know.

1292
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:33,120
Speaker 5: The chargeable battery any day of the year. It doesn't

1293
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:35,360
Speaker 5: say what does your kids get Oh they got this

1294
01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:38,919
Speaker 5: great rhyoy rechargeable battery powers over one hundred and twenty

1295
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:41,440
Speaker 5: different appliances. Oh my god, they must really know you

1296
01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:46,080
Speaker 5: and love you. All right, So this year, on Father's

1297
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Speaker 5: Day at lunch time, let's have dads and their families

1298
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:53,080
Speaker 5: who don't normally take dad out on Father's Day. We

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01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:57,280
Speaker 5: want to host our own Father's Day lunch. However, we

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01:02:57,320 --> 01:03:01,600
Speaker 5: don't have a venue, food share, or any of those

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Speaker 5: essential things. So we need a venue first of all.

1302
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Speaker 5: And so I'm saying, I'm happy to go into a

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Speaker 5: scout hut at the moment, I'm not going out for

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Speaker 5: lunch anyway. So a scout hut, a gazebo. You often

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Speaker 5: see them outside the front of a Bunnies with the

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Speaker 5: snag and the sizzle in there, or a shed.

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Speaker 4: And my crazy idea was something called a restaurant, which

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Speaker 4: has all the things we need fancy talk from one location.

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Speaker 4: So if you have a venue that is a restaurant

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Speaker 4: has a chef.

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Speaker 5: And we know they're not going to be busy on

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Speaker 5: Father's Day lunchtime, so those tables and restaurants and kitchens

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Speaker 5: must be empty.

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Speaker 4: We will pack out your whole restaurant with dads who

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Speaker 4: deserve it.

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Speaker 5: So either a Scout hurt a gazebo, a Scout hut, gazebo,

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Speaker 5: hall or shed, or mister fancy a restaurant. Father's Day

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Speaker 5: needs you.

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