WEBVTT - Mute Mascot 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:04.200 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast Meldon's Gold one oh 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:05.160 four point three. 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:11.320 Why from Richmond Gold one four point three HQ, Melbourne, Australia, 0:00:11.680 --> 0:00:14.960 badcasting to the world. Are Christians nice to swing? 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:16.080 O connel? 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:19.040 My long pets were on inside out Reckfast Show. 0:00:19.239 --> 0:00:21.639 Even though I don't think I'm stinky. I just washed 0:00:21.720 --> 0:00:22.320 extra hard. 0:00:23.079 --> 0:00:31.080 Well beg Good morning, spar five minutes past six, Wednesday morning. 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:36.120 Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. Already I can 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:38.960 tell you that today's show will not go to plan. 0:00:39.960 --> 0:00:42.400 I just you know, when you just know, you just know. 0:00:42.479 --> 0:00:44.199 I just feel like I'm actually going Do you know what, 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:46.480 We had a good show yesterday, Let's not do today, 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:47.600 Let's pick it up tomorrow. 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:51.080 I'll tell you what it is. It's like putting ingredients 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:52.479 in a dish and you just know they're not going 0:00:52.479 --> 0:00:54.520 to fit in, and the ingredients center in the studio 0:00:54.680 --> 0:00:56.320 is that giangantic curtain. 0:00:56.760 --> 0:00:59.000 It's like, you know, when you're putting your password in 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:01.400 and you know you've cocked up a few letters, but 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:04.240 you kind of go kind of ninety percent there, so 0:01:05.000 --> 0:01:06.680 on you hit return thinking it will help you out 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:08.920 or give you a bas and it goes air. That 0:01:09.120 --> 0:01:11.440 is what we're building up to on today's show. Tell 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:13.600 you more about that in a minute. Why we feeled 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:17.319 like this. But first of all, good morning Jack Post, 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:18.240 Good morning Christian. 0:01:18.280 --> 0:01:21.440 Thank you again for having us to a lovely lunch yesterday. 0:01:21.600 --> 0:01:23.399 Oh my pleasure we had. We went out for lunch. Me, 0:01:23.480 --> 0:01:25.360 Jack and Pats went out for that a lunch yesterday. 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:27.840 Obviously yesterday's show was a year of the show, so 0:01:28.080 --> 0:01:29.720 we went out for lunch. We went to rock Pool 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:32.520 and had an amazing afternoon. Great restaurant that is there, 0:01:32.680 --> 0:01:35.600 Oh mat it was delicious, brilliant steaks. A couple of 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:39.400 points about the lunch. Okay, do you remember what happened? 0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:41.320 I thought we all had a lovely time. 0:01:41.400 --> 0:01:43.479 We had a lovely time. We had a lovely time. 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:46.240 Here's a couple of notes I made from the lunch 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:50.400 which surprised me about you, the young Jack Post. First 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:52.720 of all, the wait, it comes over the way I've 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:57.320 been raised, lady orders first, not for old Jack Post. 0:01:57.720 --> 0:01:58.720 Is it straight in? 0:01:59.040 --> 0:01:59.320 Yeah? 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:04.560 Straight straight in? And then when I say maybe, PATSI 0:02:04.640 --> 0:02:08.440 go first, carries on starts giving me some boring backstory 0:02:08.760 --> 0:02:13.040 about why why he must go first because as a 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:16.119 nightmare when his wife Bianca takes ages, my wife does 0:02:16.120 --> 0:02:19.400 this as well. I get stressy. Yeah, I know very quickly, 0:02:19.400 --> 0:02:23.040 I'm going to have that my wife. What are you having? Oh? 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:23.520 Exactly? 0:02:23.880 --> 0:02:27.919 So you start talking them by the time novel have decided. 0:02:28.080 --> 0:02:29.960 That's what I'm used to. You always ask me to 0:02:30.000 --> 0:02:32.560 go first to buy her time, keep scaring the man. 0:02:32.680 --> 0:02:34.320 That's all right, Jack, I'll let you off because I'm 0:02:34.320 --> 0:02:36.680 one of those as well. I never can decide what 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:37.000 is that? 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:37.280 Why? 0:02:37.440 --> 0:02:40.000 I don't know, indecisiveness and then it's like I like 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:44.440 to make a decision under pressure and surprise myself and. 0:02:44.480 --> 0:02:47.280 My wife has got an amazing superpower. I would always 0:02:47.600 --> 0:02:50.600 order the worst dish on the menu, then go should 0:02:50.600 --> 0:02:52.800 have ordered yours? Do you mind if I have most 0:02:52.800 --> 0:02:54.880 of it? And I go, no, this this is mine. 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:58.320 So not only does Jack order first, he's the only 0:02:58.360 --> 0:03:02.840 person that has starter. Yes, you said, I know it's 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:06.200 my treat, but still right, Pats goes, I don't think 0:03:06.240 --> 0:03:08.160 I go for starting. I went, yeah, we having steak, 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:10.520 we'll have a big pudding, we'll have some wine. Jack. 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:14.679 Jack doesn't even discuss it, just goes in ordering. It's 0:03:14.680 --> 0:03:21.280 a Calamari warm. I don't have the calamari please, you 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:23.840 just have to sit there the stars. Well, Jack tucks 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:24.959 into its loan starter. 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:27.880 Do you think that delayed main meal? I think they 0:03:27.919 --> 0:03:29.919 want me to finish that. Yeah, before they took that 0:03:29.960 --> 0:03:31.080 away and point out the stakes. 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:33.520 That's not that's not the only thing. When we're ordering. 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:36.480 Obviously we had steaks. It's a state restaurant, right, Neil Perry. 0:03:36.560 --> 0:03:38.800 You know an amazing somebody chef in America open up 0:03:38.880 --> 0:03:42.200 rock Pool here in Melbourne. If you have steaks, okay, 0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:44.720 Jack then starts ordering. You gonna have the mac and cheese. 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:46.600 They're famous for the mac and cheese. That it's really nice. 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:48.280 And it sounds odd you're having a big old steak 0:03:48.320 --> 0:03:50.760 with mac and cheese's side, but trust me, it works. 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:54.920 Jack orders the mac and cheese, and then I said 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:56.040 the guy, oh, yeah, that. 0:03:56.000 --> 0:03:56.800 Mac and cheese lovely. 0:03:56.880 --> 0:03:59.200 We probably don't need a bowl each, do we, And 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:02.000 Jack goes, I really like mac and cheese. In other words, 0:04:02.280 --> 0:04:07.840 this would be my private bowl. So galamari for one. Now, 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:11.480 don't touch my mac and cheese. I think oh, I said, wait, 0:04:11.600 --> 0:04:13.360 I said it for three of us. Do we need 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:15.640 two bowls of mac and cheese? Goes one is normally 0:04:15.800 --> 0:04:17.400 a keyword here more thanenough. 0:04:17.560 --> 0:04:19.520 Warren advised that you don't have to. 0:04:19.760 --> 0:04:22.080 Jack underline it again and went, I really like mac 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:25.960 and cheese. Back off, no hands, So no fly zone 0:04:25.960 --> 0:04:27.120 in my bowl of mac and cheese. 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:28.960 But at the end of the lunch, what was the 0:04:29.400 --> 0:04:31.560 what was still on the table? Plenty of plenty of 0:04:31.600 --> 0:04:31.960 mac and. 0:04:31.920 --> 0:04:35.200 Cheese, just that you also ordered a side of potatoes 0:04:35.200 --> 0:04:40.280 that hardly ate and another bottle potatoes. There were two 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:43.480 bottles of different types of potatoes. 0:04:43.160 --> 0:04:45.080 For the table. That was for everybody. 0:04:45.560 --> 0:04:48.720 What againt some salt potatoes? 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:51.479 I had a lovely time. 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:57.440 With all the food after this, That wasn't the only 0:04:57.480 --> 0:04:59.560 drama at lunch yesterday. You actually hear what happened at 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:01.760 the end of it. Why Patsy had to turn her 0:05:01.800 --> 0:05:04.159 taxi around on the freeway to head back to me. 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:07.760 The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:05:07.800 --> 0:05:08.279 point three. 0:05:08.520 --> 0:05:10.440 Yes, they meet Jack and pats We all went out 0:05:10.440 --> 0:05:13.919 four lunch together yesterday. We just did our anniversary of 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:15.919 our working together for a year on the show, and 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:17.960 so we went up for lovely lunch at rock Pool 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:21.320 and then as we left it was about half four. 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:22.839 It's a long lunch. 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:26.640 Anyways, did we get in there at half twelve? Wow? 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:30.480 We spent four hours in there, and then we kept 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:33.919 saying after four o'clocks it's empty incause people to dance 0:05:34.120 --> 0:05:38.720 back to work. So anyway, they gave us the thing 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:40.440 you know where they go and get your jackets right, 0:05:40.800 --> 0:05:43.160 and we say goodbye. Jack and Pats are heading out 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:45.480 to get in their tax season head home. I go 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:48.680 to the toilet. As I'm in the toilet after everything, 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:51.040 I look in the mirror and go, there's something. 0:05:50.800 --> 0:05:53.520 Off about the way I look, even more than normally I. 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:58.560 And I would never with This jacket doesn't fit and 0:05:59.000 --> 0:06:02.479 I'm not that drunk. Nothing fits me, And I said, 0:06:02.600 --> 0:06:05.520 look at why would I buy a jacket with epaulets 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:09.280 and gold bits around the wrists. I think, hang on 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:11.960 a minute, there's a belt. I wouldn't buy a jacket 0:06:12.000 --> 0:06:12.560 with a belt. 0:06:12.880 --> 0:06:14.160 This is a lady's jacket. 0:06:14.360 --> 0:06:16.760 It was the hemline, which just to buy my hip. 0:06:17.040 --> 0:06:20.400 I think it's just hideous. They're giving me a lady's jacket. 0:06:20.400 --> 0:06:22.520 And I gave back count and I think car keys, 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:25.440 and again they've got my head. Here buys just loads 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:27.800 of stuff in that jacket, and I go, listen, this 0:06:27.839 --> 0:06:30.000 is a lady's jacket. And I could tell them we're 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:31.680 trying not to laugh in my face because I'm still 0:06:31.680 --> 0:06:34.960 wearing and ill fitting a lady's jacket. I went, this 0:06:35.000 --> 0:06:37.200 is a lady's jacket. I said, where is my jacket? 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:40.760 And the guy went, I think you're colleagues. And I 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:42.080 know you didn't, because we talked. 0:06:41.960 --> 0:06:43.960 About you already laughed at my snowjacket. 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:46.880 You were like you were going to go the trek 0:06:47.360 --> 0:06:51.520 him a layers or something. It's unnecessarily heavy jacket. He 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:54.000 walked out in a quilt and I thought, oh no, 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:59.960 you know who's beetled out in it has got my jacket. 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:02.880 I think, how could you have not noticed? 0:07:02.880 --> 0:07:04.760 I wait, this is not my jacket. 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:07.440 A ringer and go have you got my jacket? She goes, 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:12.760 that's what's odd about it? It's not mine. Oh gosh, no, 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:13.640 no you did not. 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:17.400 You rang And you know when Christian's grumpy because he 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:22.800 just says your name and he goes, got my jumper, 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:26.080 my jacket, turn around, where are you? It's got my keys, 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:29.240 it's got my wallet. That's all right, that's all right, 0:07:29.280 --> 0:07:31.280 I'll do a U turn. And then he rings thirty 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:34.000 seconds later and he goes, oh, it's okay, Sarah said, 0:07:34.040 --> 0:07:35.800 I could get in the house. It's okay, it's but 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:37.760 I still returned it didn't I you did? 0:07:37.800 --> 0:07:39.760 But also did you need to leave me that gift 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:42.040 in the pocket? I mean that is disgusting back of 0:07:42.040 --> 0:07:43.680 a taxi. You managed to drop a little parts in 0:07:43.680 --> 0:07:46.280 the back of that pockets foul, pats, foul. 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:50.360 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point. 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:53.000 Three every Thursday morning right out of the eight o'clock 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:54.360 news on the show and I do I think called 0:07:54.360 --> 0:07:56.400 the isolated Vocal. This is where we just play out 0:07:56.440 --> 0:07:59.880 a vocal performance, singer just laying down their amazing work 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:02.200 and then we play about the song that it's taken from. 0:08:02.200 --> 0:08:04.960 And what it does is it makes you forces you 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:08.120 to reappreciate the song that you might have heard a 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:10.760 billion times. We've done so many great ones from Freddie 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:13.120 Mercury last week Out and John this is one of 0:08:13.160 --> 0:08:14.640 the best songs we've done over the last sort of 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:17.080 year of doing it. It's by one called Ann Wilson 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:19.240 and Wilson you might not even know the name. Anne 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:22.560 Wilson deserves more kudos. One of the best voices in 0:08:22.680 --> 0:08:25.840 rock and roll. She's got this amazing range of a soprano, 0:08:25.880 --> 0:08:28.480 but dressed in leather, leads to her heart. Have a 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:30.680 listened to this just when he thought? You've heard a 0:08:30.880 --> 0:08:33.440 heart alone on this station and many other radio stations 0:08:33.720 --> 0:08:36.480 so many times it almost becomes over familiar and dogged. 0:08:36.679 --> 0:08:39.120 But this is something special. This is the isolated vocal. 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:40.120 I hear the. 0:08:40.280 --> 0:08:42.160 Ticking off of the clerk. 0:08:42.800 --> 0:08:51.840 I'm lying here. The room's pitch dark, hung where you 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:52.920 are tonight? 0:08:53.760 --> 0:09:00.920 No answer on the telephone, and the. 0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:03.640 Night goes by so very slow. 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:20.720 Oh, I hope that it won't end. Oh to always 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:27.600 gone back on? I never really can till I met you. 0:09:30.040 --> 0:09:34.920 And now it tells me to the bone, How go 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:39.120 to alone? 0:09:39.360 --> 0:09:47.839 How Glone and Wilson singing with the heart alone of 0:09:47.920 --> 0:09:50.160 God one? At four point three? So brand new isolated 0:09:50.240 --> 0:09:53.559 vocal eight o'clock tomorrow morning. Great? You know what? 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:55.360 That would have been a great power ballad for power 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:56.120 ballad Friday. 0:09:56.559 --> 0:09:57.840 Yeah, do we bring it back? 0:09:57.920 --> 0:10:00.640 Well? I have an idea, right U yesterday evening right, 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:02.480 I was looking at what we're doing this Friday for 0:10:02.600 --> 0:10:05.520 our late version of the Breakfast Show. It's this breakfast 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:07.440 show with beer, Me, Jack and Pats in a pub 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:10.000 Friday night, having a beer with you. Beer for a year, 0:10:10.480 --> 0:10:12.319 more tickets to come and join us at the Cooper's 0:10:12.320 --> 0:10:14.920 in on today's show. And whenever I do stand up 0:10:15.040 --> 0:10:17.520 done three stand up tours of the UK, I always 0:10:17.600 --> 0:10:20.240 each tour, I always will come up with a playlist 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:22.160 that I'll give le venue when I get there, go 0:10:22.200 --> 0:10:23.800 this is the music that want when people come in. 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:26.160 I think sometimes it's theme to that show, or they're 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:28.120 just songs I want to hear. When I'm backstage they 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:31.520 start to pair me out. Why don't we we need 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:33.719 music for when they turn out to the pub and 0:10:33.720 --> 0:10:36.000 they're waiting for us in this little room, I think, 0:10:36.040 --> 0:10:37.120 do we want power ballads? 0:10:37.160 --> 0:10:39.480 And then we will walk out on stage as well 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:41.079 like a like a boxer walking out. 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:43.680 Well, you need to think about your walkout song, Patsy, 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:45.680 you've got two at the moment, are you edging one? 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:49.120 I've got two in mind. I'm not quite sure. 0:10:49.160 --> 0:10:53.320 Shall we all go power Ballacen No, she's gone you 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:55.160 know what she's like, she's gone her own way. I've 0:10:55.200 --> 0:10:57.600 gone right again, she's gone rouse, she says, any morning 0:10:57.600 --> 0:10:58.120 on the show. 0:10:58.000 --> 0:11:00.240 Because there's not enough time between now and I don't 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:01.320 know if you have changed your mind. 0:11:03.640 --> 0:11:05.640 So anyway, yeah, maybe we do power ballance, but yeah, 0:11:05.640 --> 0:11:06.680 you need you both need walk up. 0:11:06.720 --> 0:11:08.720 And you said, do you think we also need dry ice? 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:09.839 Is that too much for sential? 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:11.400 A room above a pub. 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:14.280 I've seen the room. It's not huge. It's not a huge. 0:11:14.080 --> 0:11:16.200 Room, all right, Maybe just a pine glass wind of 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:19.000 mice in it. Then someone can sprinkle on me. So 0:11:19.200 --> 0:11:24.079 with Patsy taking my jacket yesterday home with her, this 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:27.080 has happened to people. You've you've picked up the wrong one. 0:11:27.200 --> 0:11:29.640 I took the wrong one, whether you took a suitcase, 0:11:29.760 --> 0:11:32.959 a bag, an item of clothing or something. I remember 0:11:33.040 --> 0:11:35.679 we went to when we first sort of scoped this 0:11:35.800 --> 0:11:38.840 city out about two and a half years ago, me 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:40.720 and the kids and my wife. We came to Australia 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:43.920 for a three week holiday and I remember we when 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:46.160 we stopped off a day in Singapore to help with 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:48.520 the old jet lag, and I picked up the wrong suitcase. 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:50.439 Was until I got back to the hotel. It's midnight, 0:11:51.040 --> 0:11:52.959 and look at the suitcase, great big lock things. I 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:55.600 don't own a lock. Did I see the name? I'm 0:11:55.640 --> 0:12:03.640 not mister Quock actual name, mister Quock k w okay. 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:07.120 First off, thinking what a name. Mister Quack must be 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:10.680 fuming right now. And it was also a really you know, 0:12:10.760 --> 0:12:13.199 some people have spent a lot of money on luggage. 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:16.959 My family are not that. Honestly, they are cheap that 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:20.960 nothing matches. It's just they're all knackered and squishy. And 0:12:21.040 --> 0:12:23.240 other people have got immaculate haven't they got the leather 0:12:23.320 --> 0:12:31.679 stuff or that big old ishaps of the ours? Isn't that? 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:34.520 So I certainly realized what I pick up mister Quox. 0:12:34.720 --> 0:12:37.840 He was all like beautiful expensive samsonite thing right, And 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:40.600 I think mister Quox's gonna be feuman. He's obviously got 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:43.719 a meeting in Singapore. He's got all my stuff for 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:46.559 the next three weeks. So I ring the airline. It's midlight. 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:49.480 They don't really care. And it took me two days 0:12:49.480 --> 0:12:51.640 to get my bag returned, and hopefully mister Quap to 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:52.320 get his as well. 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:54.360 Good. I thought you were going to say you kept Quox. 0:12:55.800 --> 0:13:01.080 I couldn't live a life as mister Quock. All right, 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:02.960 so you picked up the wrong one? What did you 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:05.400 pick up buying mistake? Was it a jacket or a bag? 0:13:05.480 --> 0:13:09.319 Let us know? Nine one four three. Maybe mister Quack 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:10.320 can call in the. 0:13:10.360 --> 0:13:14.240 Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three. 0:13:14.360 --> 0:13:16.880 So after our lunch yesterday, they accidentally go Pat's my 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:20.480 jacket and I went to a toilet wearing Pats's lady jacket. 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:23.480 Franklin's jacket as well, by the way, Pats and so 0:13:23.559 --> 0:13:25.120 this must have happened to you. Have you ever picked 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:27.439 up the wrong one? Maybe it's a wrong jacket or 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:31.160 a suitcase like me with leaving Singapore airport, not with 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:32.040 my suitcase. 0:13:32.080 --> 0:13:34.520 But mister Quox, you ever do anything like that? 0:13:34.760 --> 0:13:38.080 My dad picked up the wrong kid at our basketball 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:40.679 What do you mean? Mum usually picked us up And 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:42.440 Mum told him you got to pick up James as 0:13:42.440 --> 0:13:44.240 well and drop him off. And there's two James's on 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:47.200 our basketball team. And as we drop off James Billing, 0:13:47.520 --> 0:13:50.040 his fum goes, oh another mum was meant to bring 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:53.880 James home. Oh, maybe it's changed, Ana artists that we 0:13:53.880 --> 0:13:55.080 were meant to pick up. 0:13:55.520 --> 0:13:58.880 Oh poor little James, the Greek kid who gets left 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:03.240 behind there with a sous laca lunch box. Have you 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:05.240 picked up the wrong one? Give us a call. Nine 0:14:05.280 --> 0:14:07.160 four one four one oh four three. 0:14:07.520 --> 0:14:11.480 Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three. 0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:13.400 All right, right now that have you picked up the 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:16.480 wrong one? Might be a suitcase, a jacket, a back. 0:14:16.600 --> 0:14:19.600 What's your story? Nine four one four one o four three? 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:22.000 Good morning, justin, Good morning, Christian. 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:22.600 How are you today? 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:23.600 I'm good mate? How are you? 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:24.760 You're not bad? 0:14:24.800 --> 0:14:25.040 Thanks? 0:14:25.080 --> 0:14:27.320 Not bad? Right? And uh what did you pick up? 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:28.160 What was the wrong one? 0:14:29.560 --> 0:14:32.080 We were there a little local shopping center in Mornington, 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:34.080 me and my wife and the little ones, and uh, 0:14:34.640 --> 0:14:36.840 a little one through the dummy out of the brain, 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:40.160 and so I grabbed it, Uh, look to the land 0:14:40.200 --> 0:14:42.000 on the ground, stuck it in the gob straight away, 0:14:42.080 --> 0:14:43.560 just to give it a bit of a clean up 0:14:43.560 --> 0:14:45.880 for a little one. Raced back over the pranks and 0:14:45.880 --> 0:14:48.760 put up to my wife and and I gave the 0:14:49.040 --> 0:14:51.800 dummy back to my daughter, but she still had a 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:54.000 dummy in their mouth. And I realized I kicked up 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:55.400 someone else's dummy. 0:14:57.840 --> 0:15:01.160 And pointed that for him, and H tried to and 0:15:01.160 --> 0:15:02.800 and I had you my math for that bark next 0:15:02.880 --> 0:15:09.520 to do it real funny, yeah, funny. And I cleaned 0:15:09.560 --> 0:15:13.160 up this pretty big dummy for my daughter and realized 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:15.440 someone else's kids was missing the dummy, and I had 0:15:15.440 --> 0:15:16.920 a mapple this. 0:15:18.760 --> 0:15:21.000 Justin, that is a great one, very very funny. 0:15:21.040 --> 0:15:24.080 Mate. We'll send you some of our special anniversary socks 0:15:24.160 --> 0:15:24.760 in the post. 0:15:25.320 --> 0:15:25.800 Beautiful. 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:31.480 Thank you. That's the right reaction, all right, justin, very funny, cool, 0:15:31.520 --> 0:15:35.400 thanks for calling mate. All right, let's go to who 0:15:35.440 --> 0:15:41.440 we got here, dek Christian morning. Hello, mate, welcome to 0:15:41.480 --> 0:15:43.000 the show. What did you pick up the wrong one? 0:15:43.400 --> 0:15:46.680 I picked up the wrong try that I had to 0:15:46.720 --> 0:15:51.960 pick up, and I had a space taking a load 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:55.120 of tim dan and Melbourne and going up taking the 0:15:55.320 --> 0:15:57.080 load of gold that was first got to the INNDI. 0:15:56.920 --> 0:16:00.920 Gay, oh yeah that accident. Sure not timber, but he 0:16:01.000 --> 0:16:07.720 picked up the grog. Okay, yes, that classic mistake. A 0:16:07.760 --> 0:16:09.560 matter time. I'm going a thirsty camel left with the 0:16:09.560 --> 0:16:16.800 load of timber the old timber drive through es. Thank 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:20.760 you very much, do as you get three socks as well. Yeah, 0:16:20.840 --> 0:16:22.840 all right, let's take one more. I picked up the 0:16:22.880 --> 0:16:25.360 wrong one on No. Four one four one four three. 0:16:26.240 --> 0:16:30.920 Let's try Dave. Good morning, Good morning, Christian. How I'm 0:16:31.000 --> 0:16:33.120 very well Dave, welcome to the show. Thanks for corning. 0:16:33.280 --> 0:16:34.800 What did you pick the wrong one up? 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:37.600 Of Well, I'd love to claim this story, but it 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:40.400 wasn't me. It was a good maid of mine. He 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:42.200 This was back in the nineties when we didn't have 0:16:42.280 --> 0:16:47.040 keyless entry. He actually picked up the wrong car. He 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:49.960 was in a car park, he was on the wrong level, 0:16:50.640 --> 0:16:53.760 and unbeknownst to him, he used his key, unlocked the door, 0:16:53.880 --> 0:16:56.640 got in and started the car, driving out of the 0:16:56.680 --> 0:16:59.560 car park before he went that's stugging, like my car, 0:16:59.640 --> 0:17:00.760 hang on for myself. 0:17:01.520 --> 0:17:02.520 That's amazing. 0:17:03.120 --> 0:17:05.040 Yeah, he drove back, put it in a car park, 0:17:05.080 --> 0:17:07.080 already found it in, and then went and got his card, 0:17:07.160 --> 0:17:10.240 drive away. And we found out a little while later 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:12.879 that apparently car manufacturers back then, I don't know if 0:17:12.880 --> 0:17:14.480 they still do it, but they only had like ten 0:17:14.920 --> 0:17:18.680 different cuts of keys and they just reused them, thinking 0:17:18.720 --> 0:17:21.760 that never the twain shall meet. But on this day 0:17:21.760 --> 0:17:24.199 they did this, drove away with someone else's car. 0:17:24.840 --> 0:17:27.719 That is amazing. What a great story. Cool they were, 0:17:27.760 --> 0:17:30.399 These calls have been amazing this morning. That's nuts. I 0:17:30.400 --> 0:17:32.399 do remember in the nineties there was this rumor going 0:17:32.400 --> 0:17:34.719 around that there were only a set number of keys 0:17:35.040 --> 0:17:37.600 and that you could easily get into the same maker 0:17:37.640 --> 0:17:39.359 model another car with your key. 0:17:40.200 --> 0:17:43.000 That's correct. And I actually did some work for Ken 0:17:43.040 --> 0:17:45.760 Work a few years later and confirmed that that sort 0:17:45.800 --> 0:17:46.560 of thing does happen. 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:49.000 Yet amazing, it's amazing. 0:17:49.280 --> 0:17:51.520 I would love to speak to your car manufacturers or 0:17:51.520 --> 0:17:54.400 anyone who works with cars often to know how many 0:17:54.440 --> 0:17:55.840 different cuts of key there were. 0:17:55.960 --> 0:17:58.600 And do you remember when they brought out the first ones, Dave, 0:17:58.680 --> 0:18:02.480 when the key those ones and it was the same thing. 0:18:02.560 --> 0:18:05.720 How they only had a certain frequency where you could 0:18:05.720 --> 0:18:07.239 open somebody else's car with it. 0:18:08.119 --> 0:18:08.480 That's the. 0:18:10.119 --> 0:18:12.679 I'd love this to be confirmed by somebody. 0:18:13.119 --> 0:18:16.080 We will beat this up for you. Awesome, thank you, 0:18:16.160 --> 0:18:18.399 hey listen as well. Also, I'm gonna sending some socks 0:18:18.440 --> 0:18:22.920 for using the phrase never the Twain shall meet love 0:18:23.000 --> 0:18:26.159 that not heard that phrase this I moved here. Not 0:18:26.200 --> 0:18:29.480 I heard it every day in London. Never the twins, 0:18:29.560 --> 0:18:32.080 I mean, my good man, good morning to you. 0:18:32.119 --> 0:18:35.520 Well that came from another Greek boy too, so I'm 0:18:35.520 --> 0:18:36.840 actually great. So there you go. 0:18:37.000 --> 0:18:39.440 All right, Okay, Dave, you get socks as well. 0:18:40.760 --> 0:18:41.560 Work there. 0:18:42.400 --> 0:18:45.760 The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Men's Gold one oh four 0:18:45.760 --> 0:18:46.280 point three. 0:18:46.600 --> 0:18:48.960 Feel like today we're building up to something. And you know, 0:18:49.080 --> 0:18:51.080 sometimes in life you put a lot of expectation on 0:18:51.119 --> 0:18:54.040 an event and it just can't ever be what you 0:18:54.119 --> 0:18:56.960 expect it to be, and it actually becomes a bodup 0:18:57.000 --> 0:19:00.639