Speaker 1: iHeart podcasts. You can hear more Gold one I four
Speaker 1: point three podcasts, playlist and listen live on the free
Speaker 1: iHeart app.
Speaker 2: Got anything Good?
Speaker 3: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Hey this is Christian here. Thank you very much for
Speaker 1: checking out today's show. Now, if you listen to our show,
Speaker 1: you're already one of us. But why don't we take
Speaker 1: it a step further? I invite you to join our
Speaker 1: exclusive bright Siders Platinum Club. You might have noticed I'll
Speaker 1: started calling the show the bright side of the Dial.
Speaker 1: It's our way of letting you know what are shows about,
Speaker 1: what we stand for, and the bright Side is Platinum
Speaker 1: Club is our very own inner circle. So come and
Speaker 1: join us. What do you get when you join the
Speaker 1: bright Side is Platinum Club. You get your own membership card.
Speaker 1: You can also get access to our private inner circle.
Speaker 1: It's a private Facebook group. In there are first alert
Speaker 1: early ideas before they become anything on the show, which
Speaker 1: means you can outshape the show and also say no
Speaker 1: before something becomes a bad idea on the show. You
Speaker 1: get the time wasters the day before when Rie and
Speaker 1: I come up with the ideas of the time wasters,
Speaker 1: you'll hear them before anybody else. Also, every Friday, dropping
Speaker 1: into your inbox a unique private message from me to
Speaker 1: all the bright Siders, only the bright Siders, not for
Speaker 1: on air. So if you want to join us, the
Speaker 1: only thing I need you to do is text the
Speaker 1: word bright Ciders to oh four seven five three one
Speaker 1: oh four three. I look forward to seeing you in there.
Speaker 1: And now enjoy today's show.
Speaker 3: A Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's show, The Chemists Warehouse. Listen to your sport
Speaker 1: this morning, Alex. It is clear this is a man
Speaker 1: dealing with a cold. It's like we had microphones in
Speaker 1: your sinus. That's right up, devil. Good morning.
Speaker 4: I fear it's going to get worse. No, I'm coming
Speaker 4: down hard. I'm meeting it head on. I've got my drugs,
Speaker 4: I've got my tablets. I'm going to be You've got
Speaker 4: your drugs. And when talking about sign this problem, you
Speaker 4: need to clear that up. We can't have any more
Speaker 4: rumors around you, Alex. You can't keep being bounced around networks.
Speaker 4: Run out of networks. Soon you be on ten this
Speaker 4: time next year.
Speaker 5: I've got the couldron, I've got the old school Couldraal
Speaker 5: is the one you ask over the counter for you
Speaker 5: know there's ones.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, nice morning, Patsy, Hey boys, Good morning Rio,
Speaker 1: Good morning. Now, Rio, I found out before the show
Speaker 1: is entered into a lookalike competition. That's correct, This is
Speaker 1: Rio has a very unique way of running his life.
Speaker 1: You mean, well, just like there's no one else I
Speaker 1: know that will be entered into a look alike competition
Speaker 1: this weekend. I actually don't think I'm aware that as
Speaker 1: I'm saying it, I don't think in Australia right now.
Speaker 1: So we're live in five cities, okay, all the five
Speaker 1: cities of Australia. I don't think we've got one listener who
Speaker 1: would call in across today's show and go No, actually,
Speaker 1: Rio isn't the only one, the only adult that's entering
Speaker 1: a lookerlike competition.
Speaker 6: Yes, I'm entering a heated rivalry, which is the new
Speaker 6: big show at the moment. It is very steamy. It's
Speaker 6: a gay show, but everyone's been loving it.
Speaker 1: It's huge, huge, huge, huge.
Speaker 6: And there's a nightclub near me who's hosting a lookalike
Speaker 6: competition where you and it's sold out the whole the
Speaker 6: whole nightclub is sold out for the event where you
Speaker 6: go up on stage and sort of.
Speaker 7: I don't actually know what happens in this part.
Speaker 1: You check. You've already built it as a steamy show
Speaker 1: for gays, so look alike, they're going to lean into
Speaker 1: the steamy gates.
Speaker 7: Why could be a steamy gay if required for fifty
Speaker 7: rises a crisp fifty.
Speaker 1: So you're looking like one of the two main characters.
Speaker 6: Yes, so I think I look like Shane Hollander. Yeah,
Speaker 6: mostly because he's half Asian. I'm half Asian. I think
Speaker 6: that's enough. He is like twenty two. I'm thirty three.
Speaker 6: So I don't know if it's gonna be.
Speaker 1: I think you can put it off. Actually get hockey stick.
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, it is a hockey show. Makes sense. But yeah,
Speaker 7: I don't know. I get up on I don't know
Speaker 7: what what happens when you get up on stage, but
Speaker 7: it will be.
Speaker 1: I've seen the show. There's one big memorable scene, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. And you've got to shower up
Speaker 1: there on stage.
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, but I don't know how bubble but I don't.
Speaker 8: I don't say it.
Speaker 7: I do.
Speaker 1: He's got a cold. Alex Is on drugs, he says.
Speaker 1: He says they're over the counter. I think they're behind
Speaker 1: the counter.
Speaker 7: You don't think I'm buff enough. No, it's not the buffers.
Speaker 1: You're very I don't see. I always thought Rio had
Speaker 1: no weak spots. We all have them, and as you
Speaker 1: get older, you're mainly weak spots the way. Then he
Speaker 1: couldn't even laugh. He went, what do you mean I'm
Speaker 1: not buff? Back in the gym, his generation had got
Speaker 1: body dysmorphia, he'd been doing a crunches during the show.
Speaker 1: Now a career team, but cup.
Speaker 7: But I'll be up in front of a whole pack
Speaker 7: nightclub doing whatever is required.
Speaker 1: I'm so impressed that you're doing this, this is and
Speaker 1: you're taking some of the producers along to film it.
Speaker 6: Yes, work environment. They're coming as friends then in a
Speaker 6: non professional capacity. But Bree, one of our producers, actually
Speaker 6: signed me up for it. I was very reluctant to
Speaker 6: do it. And now I've really come around, and we've
Speaker 6: got like a.
Speaker 1: Little creature friends out that you're a steamy gay for something.
Speaker 1: I mean, more of your people there.
Speaker 7: I'll have my little gal posse.
Speaker 1: He I wonder what you're going to say. I guess
Speaker 1: when you get nervous up there, it can shrink a bit.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: I wanted to get your phones out right now when
Speaker 1: it's safe and look at the most recent text message
Speaker 1: you received. Mine is actually from my wife yesterday. When
Speaker 1: you're in a long term relationship, most of you communication
Speaker 1: is so mondane. It's just basically data transferred to one
Speaker 1: human to another, isn't it. Admin It actually more like
Speaker 1: your business partners running sadly and not for profit business
Speaker 1: called being a parent. One of most recent message I
Speaker 1: got my wife yesterday at eleven am was please find
Speaker 1: the cat when you get back. Otherwise my wife just
Speaker 1: took off for the day and couldn't find the cat.
Speaker 1: And so that's that's my job, you know, in the
Speaker 1: morning breakfast radio to other day cat wrangler. It took
Speaker 1: me ages to find this big ass cat of ours, Larry.
Speaker 1: He's a very big cat. He's from Prussia. Oh that's
Speaker 1: what his cat passport Saidsia, did you claim over from? Well,
Speaker 1: he's obviously traveled a lot because we actually got him.
Speaker 1: He's a boken cat. It's a long way from Prussia.
Speaker 1: But his catort says he is he has Prussian and
Speaker 1: blood in him. He's I think he's probably like eighteenth
Speaker 1: in line to the throne there pink BILLELM. Yes, that's
Speaker 1: what we call him bill M. That's why he doesn't
Speaker 1: respond to Larry. That's probably why we're losing him so much. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I had to conduct a cat search through the house
Speaker 1: and he'd actually somehow got into a drawer. My wife
Speaker 1: had closed the drawer. Larry was not screaming to get
Speaker 1: out open the drawer. He sort of his eyes you
Speaker 1: know when they found Sadam his name, that's spidery old
Speaker 1: and he really didn't want to get out there. He
Speaker 1: actually sort of coaxed out, well dragged out. That was Larry.
Speaker 1: Yesterday He's like, God, damn waking me up at midday.
Speaker 1: My Prussian blood, this is when we sleep. So anyway,
Speaker 1: the most recent text message from my wife is please
Speaker 1: find the cat when you get back. So I wanted
Speaker 1: to imagine now the most recent text you know that's
Speaker 1: right at the top of your phone. You're inbox there,
Speaker 1: that now is going to be on your tombstone forever
Speaker 1: when people come to pay their regards. Mine would just
Speaker 1: say find the cat. Larry. Everyone thinking, oh, maybe he's
Speaker 1: gone to the side to find that.
Speaker 7: Are we all trying to find Like we're.
Speaker 1: Trying to find Larry. It's our new big game. We're
Speaker 1: playing on gold for the next six weeks. Find Larry,
Speaker 1: win the cash. What's on yours? Star? Ask?
Speaker 7: No, this is actually pathetic, will send me.
Speaker 1: It's not about those bloody figs, is it?
Speaker 7: It's not about those figs? My partner will send me
Speaker 7: your text that is so huge.
Speaker 6: I'm proud of you because I, for the first time
Speaker 6: I ever figured out how to inflate my tires on
Speaker 6: my car at the petrol station.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a lame clap.
Speaker 2: Lo.
Speaker 7: I feel like a sixteen year old.
Speaker 1: Where were you shoving? That nozzle goes in one place?
Speaker 7: I've just never done it before. I've always been too
Speaker 7: intimidated by the process, so I just had never inflated
Speaker 7: my tires. And yeah, now today, yes, you know how
Speaker 7: to use it.
Speaker 1: Don't you want to keep doing it?
Speaker 7: I want to do it everything.
Speaker 1: It's never been easy now because you pre set it
Speaker 1: for the p S. I yeah, the PS. What's happened
Speaker 1: to the show? Guys? Just because K and J aren't
Speaker 1: on it? Doesn't mean we need to become K and J.
Speaker 7: Thirty three p s I on the front, thirty two
Speaker 7: on the real.
Speaker 1: And you know this live pack. Every single car, no
Speaker 1: matter if it's a h your own car always has
Speaker 1: it displayed on the under side of the car door,
Speaker 1: the driver door.
Speaker 3: Real.
Speaker 1: Yep. It will save you when you have high cars
Speaker 1: and you're trying to work out what that PSI is
Speaker 1: and you're get all the suitcases in the back. You
Speaker 1: can see it there quite easily.
Speaker 6: It still wasn't quite that they have it in some
Speaker 6: other thing that's not PSI, so I.
Speaker 1: Still have Yeah, is it ki?
Speaker 7: It's something like that and they have to what.
Speaker 1: Is this a band? Ks I?
Speaker 7: I think it's a streamer, it's.
Speaker 1: A Twitter maybe. I think it's a gamer. I don't
Speaker 1: think he's on all cars. Is he all right? Patsy?
Speaker 1: What's the most recent text message on your phone? You've
Speaker 1: obviously had a big night last night.
Speaker 8: I was out and that's when I got the text.
Speaker 1: Rio came in and then ducked behind a pillar where
Speaker 1: you can't see him and goes You've seen Pantsy's hair.
Speaker 1: She's obviously had a big nightn't brushed it?
Speaker 6: Yet it's more, much more elevator.
Speaker 1: Behave.
Speaker 8: No, the Langham Ladies were out last night. We had
Speaker 8: a beautiful dinner for.
Speaker 1: If you don't know about the Langham Ladies, it's their
Speaker 1: female bikis.
Speaker 7: We're a sect.
Speaker 8: No, we had a lovely dinner. It came at eight twenty,
Speaker 8: just before dessert came to my table and it was
Speaker 8: from the love God. Who else do you think you
Speaker 8: could uber me a bisco Storm? I love you seriously, Chris, what's.
Speaker 7: A biscus story?
Speaker 1: I think it's the Melbourne Storm new sponsors. Nothing tougher
Speaker 1: Besco Storm.
Speaker 8: They're like soft served with biscoff and topping. He must
Speaker 8: have had the munchies at eight twenty.
Speaker 1: See you're having a night out. Chris is having them
Speaker 1: whatever he wants, but he has to ask mommy to
Speaker 1: get into Uber. No, you know husband allowed to have
Speaker 1: his own uber.
Speaker 8: It doesn't know. He is so backward with apps. I
Speaker 8: keep saying to him, it's.
Speaker 1: Not knowing how to do your tires on a car.
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 8: I said to him, you need to download the app.
Speaker 8: It's not I'm not the gatekeeper of uber eats. Do
Speaker 8: it yourself. You're old enough to do it yourself.
Speaker 1: Old enough your fifties, bisco jee on a Wednesday night.
Speaker 1: That is living. I'm jealous, actually, Alex also on yours?
Speaker 1: Is this stuff for that sinus of yours? No?
Speaker 5: This is peak marriage bliss. Hey, can you put dishwasher on?
Speaker 5: I might not make it back down?
Speaker 1: Of messages about that dishwasher up? Can you empty? Have
Speaker 1: you reloaded it? He's blinking f seventeen again. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is after wrestling our children to bed last night. I
Speaker 1: can't make it back down. You deal with it. I'm
Speaker 1: going to bed all right. Then have a look on
Speaker 1: your phone. What is the most recent text message? Imagine
Speaker 1: now that that is permanently on your tombstone.
Speaker 3: Christian Color Show podcast, What is.
Speaker 1: The most recent text message on your phone? Send it
Speaker 1: to us that is now permanently your tombstone. What is
Speaker 1: it saying? Christian received this my son yesterday. If the
Speaker 1: world doesn't descend into madness, Well you understand where that's
Speaker 1: coming from.
Speaker 7: I mean he's fair enough.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, even when my daughters of the day actually said, Dad,
Speaker 1: is everything going to be okay? And I was thinking
Speaker 1: about parents who've got younger kids. My two daughters at
Speaker 1: university in nineteen and twenty one, and obviously that everyone,
Speaker 1: all kids now aware of what's going on in the
Speaker 1: news right now and what's going in the world, and
Speaker 1: I had to remind them that actually it is a
Speaker 1: lot right now. However, we are in Australia and it
Speaker 1: is called the lucky country for a reason. And also
Speaker 1: if you look back in history, there's never been a
Speaker 1: time where there's not being some kind of chaos somewhere
Speaker 1: in the world. We are born in chaotic times. This
Speaker 1: is the nature Christian. My last text message the fairy
Speaker 1: says you are welcome. No idea what's going on between
Speaker 1: Michael and whoever that came from. It's not our business
Speaker 1: to judge. Actually, good morning mail in Sydney. Apparently it's
Speaker 1: in your car with the eye roll emoji. Nothing more
Speaker 1: damning than that I roll emoji. Tips to my son
Speaker 1: at five am. E oh no, is she okay? That's
Speaker 1: som Jeanette, who's a new listener to the show. Welcome Jeannette,
Speaker 1: thank you very much for giving us a go. Can
Speaker 1: you turn on location please? That was from my teenage
Speaker 1: daughter Tracy. Someone else on Live three sixty I call
Speaker 1: parents Christian from my wife yesterday while I was at work.
Speaker 1: We're doing rissoles for dinner, say tree, but you got
Speaker 1: spam tonight, lunch and meats. Can you get to right
Speaker 1: bananas as well? I know what that is. That's the
Speaker 1: dreaded top up to the shopping list.
Speaker 7: I thought it was some sort of code.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, not in a long marriage. No,
Speaker 1: it's not that those days are long gone. But the
Speaker 1: code is code supermarket code. I dread that one where
Speaker 1: there's the shopping list. You've got so much stuff to
Speaker 1: get there's and if I think of anything else, I
Speaker 1: text you when you're there and I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: This is the window shuts. Now you have to sign
Speaker 1: something no extras. And then she'll go, oh, if you
Speaker 1: haven't left yet, amount of times going oh, I'm already leaving.
Speaker 1: And then because we all have to have locations sharing
Speaker 1: on now I can see you're still there. Oh the
Speaker 1: satellite and I've worried elon musk everything that's gone on
Speaker 1: in the world before it descends into madness.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: My kem into our House Products of the Week. It's
Speaker 1: a big thing of the mind and everyone's talking about creatine.
Speaker 1: About twelve months ago, I started try and use it
Speaker 1: in the morning, anything that gives me an edge in
Speaker 1: the morning. I've tried from an addiction to tumoric for
Speaker 1: about two years, you name it. I've tried everything anything
Speaker 1: to give an extra edge in the morning and boost
Speaker 1: Doing this and creating is the number one thing I've
Speaker 1: done over the last twenty eight years. Are doing breakfast radio.
Speaker 1: That has made a real massive, if noticeable, trackable difference. Well,
Speaker 1: I even got producer Caitlin onto it late last year
Speaker 1: as well. Creatine. For years, bodybuilders and people who athletes
Speaker 1: have been taking it five grams a day, but they
Speaker 1: recently found out the last six months and I urged
Speaker 1: you look up creatine than the benefits. Don't just take
Speaker 1: my word for it, but it is widely available these days.
Speaker 1: But they found out the first five grams is always
Speaker 1: prioritized by the body for muscle and sell regrowth. Once
Speaker 1: you get over five grams, which is why I take
Speaker 1: ten grams Monday to Friday, it goes to it's absorbed
Speaker 1: by the brain for extra energy.
Speaker 7: I thought you've been a bit smarter than well, I did.
Speaker 1: Say smarter I said energy. There's nothing available at Chemistry
Speaker 1: health that could who's that iq reer that's just pretermin
Speaker 1: that's it Mitchell Genetics and red Wine. But yeah, creatine.
Speaker 1: The one I take is optimum nutrition. I take ten
Speaker 1: grams a day Monday to Friday, a bit more if
Speaker 1: I've got a long day. That has really made a
Speaker 1: big difference, genuinely in my life. It's an energy and
Speaker 1: couldative load. Just decisions come a lot easier and quick
Speaker 1: as well. In the last six months, I'm doing a
Speaker 1: lot with rot doing the show and also writing a book,
Speaker 1: and that has been able to sustain it way more
Speaker 1: than caffeine or anything like that. Wow. Yeah, it's really great.
Speaker 1: Cannot recommend creating enough, but look it up. Google it.
Speaker 1: You'll see a lot of peerback reviews talking about it,
Speaker 1: and it's been proven over years. It's a naturally occurring
Speaker 1: compound in your body. Anyway, Rhea, what's it for you?
Speaker 7: I'm loving breathewrite strips. You might have seen them on Instagram.
Speaker 6: They're these little adhesive strips that you PLoP over your nose.
Speaker 7: Alex.
Speaker 6: Actually, you could probably do with one because you've got
Speaker 6: a congested nose of the moment, please, they open up.
Speaker 7: It's amazing.
Speaker 6: They sort of pull your nostrils up and suddenly there's
Speaker 6: so much more airflow into your nose.
Speaker 7: And when you've got a cold.
Speaker 6: It's a lifesaver because you don't get a stuffy nose
Speaker 6: and you can actually get to sleep. Or if you
Speaker 6: just have like my partner has like a little funny
Speaker 6: shaped nose, it's really helpful to get to sleep and
Speaker 6: stop snoring because it opens up your nostrils a bit
Speaker 6: more than they normally would.
Speaker 1: Also, those are our products of the week. It came
Speaker 1: into where so that a look at your emails now
Speaker 1: late to the party, late late to the parties to
Speaker 1: home of all your emails, you could send me an
Speaker 1: email Christian at Christian O'Connor dot com dot au. Jenny,
Speaker 1: I was listening to the Little Fish podcast, very funny
Speaker 1: podcast that it's like a spin off from Qi I'm Huge,
Speaker 1: and they were talking about nominative determinism. When we talking
Speaker 1: about on this show. I loved the nominative determinism, the
Speaker 1: theory that your name can influence your choice of Joe Christian,
Speaker 1: the former CEO Our Food for the Poor, was a
Speaker 1: man called Robin mafood. Also another one about her nominative
Speaker 1: determinis and Christian are right? My daughter does ballroom dancing.
Speaker 1: The teacher's name missus Waltz, Oh lovely name, Christian. I
Speaker 1: how ad you talking about com into contact with your
Speaker 1: first of a Huntsman spider? Last week on the show,
Speaker 1: Friends of Mine were ten pound palms and when they
Speaker 1: were finally given a residency here, they were walking through
Speaker 1: the house in wonder of what they've been given compared
Speaker 1: to what they were living in England. They get to
Speaker 1: the kitchen there's a massive spider and all the dad
Speaker 1: laughed and said he's their characters. Someone left a funny
Speaker 1: prank here. He went to touch the spider. Thold, dude, it's
Speaker 1: plastic in a prank and it moved. I don't know
Speaker 1: who's screamed more, the dad, the mum, the sister, but
Speaker 1: they all ran out onto the street screaming. I was
Speaker 1: their you next door neighbor. I came out to check
Speaker 1: what was going on. I went inside, grabbed the spider
Speaker 1: and throat in the garden. It's a moment for all
Speaker 1: you poms, it is. It's a moment of initiation. Subject
Speaker 1: heading for this email from Nick rainbow physics. We're trying
Speaker 1: to work out rainbows the other day on the show,
Speaker 1: after I overheard a dad trying to explain to his
Speaker 1: son why he could see a rainbow on the floor
Speaker 1: of the ocean on the sand. Christian, you and Patsy
Speaker 1: were kind of spot on with your understanding of rainbow physics.
Speaker 1: Long story short is that light of different colors have
Speaker 1: different frequencies. Oh wow, I did not know that red
Speaker 1: being the lowest frequency, violet being the highest frequency, and
Speaker 1: that each of these colors will refract. It's the word
Speaker 1: of the week, a different angle through a prism or
Speaker 1: rain droplets as in the atmosphere. I don't know what
Speaker 1: I'm telling this, Christian, Well, I thought I needed to
Speaker 1: pass it on. That's from Nick and this is from
Speaker 1: a new listener called Lauren. Welcome Lauren Christian. I like
Speaker 1: to make a formal complaint about your two recent segments.
Speaker 1: I'm new to the show. Words you can't pronounce and
Speaker 1: there are two kinds of people in the world. I
Speaker 1: now find myself because of what you said turning around
Speaker 1: in the shower to face the water. As you said,
Speaker 1: only weird people knock out Rio's to him the shower stairings.
Speaker 1: You're not in a nineties video face the water shower
Speaker 1: like a human.
Speaker 7: Too much pressure on the face. You're steering straight into
Speaker 7: a gushing mortemon.
Speaker 1: No one shower power is that strong. It's pretty gutless.
Speaker 1: No one isn't coming into work because they showered their
Speaker 1: face off, Christian, I now find myself turning and in
Speaker 1: the shower face and the water which has got me
Speaker 1: also have been an interruption to my ritual. I also
Speaker 1: found myself calling it cut tell ree like Patsy. The
Speaker 1: show has permanently affected my ability to operate society. I'm
Speaker 1: just one embarrassing cut lerry away from news of my job. All,
Speaker 1: my nearest and dearest to the producers in yourself, consider
Speaker 1: the impact of your actions before putting this kind of
Speaker 1: material on air. First, and the worst of all, though,
Speaker 1: when I was listening to discussion on wiping whilst sitting
Speaker 1: versus wiping while standing, I mot you Christian from my car,
Speaker 1: who would wipe while standing? What an oddball? I need
Speaker 1: to find myself giving it a go the next day. No, No,
Speaker 1: I get it. I hope this note provides you the
Speaker 1: kind of insight you need to better understand the serious
Speaker 1: impact you're having on listeners. Thank you for doing what
Speaker 1: you do. Lauren, Welcome to the show. Email me your
Speaker 1: emails about anything. We call it late to the party.
Speaker 1: Nothing we ever talk about on the show has ever
Speaker 1: left behind. You can pick it up whenever you want.
Speaker 1: Christianconnell dot com.
Speaker 3: Today you are Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: All Right, small thing, big joy, small thing, big joy.
Speaker 1: This is the yin to the yang of small thing,
Speaker 1: big rage. We do on a Tuesday or a Thursday,
Speaker 1: small thing, big joy or small thing gives you big joined.
Speaker 1: Nina emptying the shampoo and conditioner at exactly the same time.
Speaker 7: It's impossible day.
Speaker 1: Santo having a stacked fridge and freezer after the weekly shop,
Speaker 1: Gray and my too many dashuns as they greet me
Speaker 1: like I've been away for a week. Nothing better than
Speaker 1: the dogs with the zoomis and the cats when you
Speaker 1: put money in a vending machines for chocolate bar and
Speaker 1: two fall out. All Right, small thing, big joy for
Speaker 1: me is I love reading books. But whenever you start
Speaker 1: a new book, half of you is already out of
Speaker 1: the relationship. You know, I don't know looking for a
Speaker 1: way I don't know the way this person writes, and
Speaker 1: you have to stay with it. You have to stay
Speaker 1: the course. You have to stay the course, and then
Speaker 1: there's a moment the book cracks. Yes, that's why I'm
Speaker 1: right now with this book. I kept turning it and
Speaker 1: turning it and turning it because I had so many reviews.
Speaker 1: If we were saying it was their book of the
Speaker 1: year last year, and I think, and I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe I'm stupid. And then midway through the third chapter,
Speaker 1: I'm all in now and it is so good. I'll
Speaker 1: be raving about it in double thumbs up tomorrow. I've
Speaker 1: almost finished it. It's prittiant. But it was about the
Speaker 1: third chapter point it cracks.
Speaker 6: I know that feeling, because you feel like you've done
Speaker 6: the hard work and questioned it.
Speaker 7: You're like, there's got to be something.
Speaker 6: I had that with a big called a book called
Speaker 6: Pyreneesi that I was reading recently, and I was almost
Speaker 6: about to throw it out, done with it, and.
Speaker 7: Then something happens wearing it. Now you know you've got
Speaker 7: to rest the book. That's going to be great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, great feeling, Patsy, what's it for you? A small thing,
Speaker 1: big joint?
Speaker 8: Not so much for me, but for my teenager yesterday
Speaker 8: who was meant to sit in nine naplan and because
Speaker 8: of the computer glitch, you have to do it.
Speaker 1: That's one of the great joys of adulting, is something
Speaker 1: being canceled.
Speaker 7: Yes, she's like, mom, how was your day? The best?
Speaker 8: I didn't have to do Netlin. But what she doesn't
Speaker 8: know is she still will have to do Netlin only later.
Speaker 7: But that was yesterday.
Speaker 1: Kick it down the nane. That's what we do in life.
Speaker 1: Worry about it another day. Just keep kicking it until
Speaker 1: you can't kick it no more. That's adulting. One on one.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, we're.
Speaker 1: Doing Small Thing, Big Joy right now, Christian. Small Thing,
Speaker 1: Big Joy is our cavalier King Charles Spaniel. Billy. Now,
Speaker 1: just recently, when you can send the show a text mess,
Speaker 1: you can attach the photo now, so they've sent me
Speaker 1: a photo Billy that is an angry looking King Charles Spaniel.
Speaker 1: He is filthy. I think it's not one of his phototagging.
Speaker 1: But you know, when someone sends your photo of something
Speaker 1: at home, you always have a little look around the
Speaker 1: photo is and what they think it is. I'm seeing
Speaker 1: two massive recliner chairs. Oh the people have got they
Speaker 1: look like it's come out of first class and a plane.
Speaker 1: They are huge, red red leather in an individual individuals. Yes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: entirely up that floor. Madam. I don't know whether this
Speaker 1: is somebody small thing, big joy, but someone's just sent
Speaker 1: me this message, Pamela Fraser. It might be their small thing,
Speaker 1: big joy Slam. That could be a small, petite lady
Speaker 1: that gives a lot of joy. True, she needs a
Speaker 1: little bit more about why you're sending me the name,
Speaker 1: Pamela Fraser, to watch out for Christian, small thing, big Joy. Well,
Speaker 1: my dog Cheddar listens to me over my husband. He
Speaker 1: takes her outside to relieve herself, tells her to go
Speaker 1: to the toilet. She just sits on the grass. I
Speaker 1: come out and tell her to get to go. She goes.
Speaker 1: The frustration out of it makes me laugh so hard.
Speaker 1: That's from Luisa listening down to showing you in Sydney.
Speaker 1: Welcome Luisa jagging the last casper at the train station
Speaker 1: in the morning. Christian, Oh smug life. Yeah, it's the
Speaker 1: best christ As small thing big joined the beginning of
Speaker 1: the song dancing in the ceiling. I presume you mean
Speaker 1: dancing on the ceiling. Maybe there's a time waste in
Speaker 1: change your word ruin a song. Dancing in the ceiling
Speaker 1: is a horror song. Wait, they're in the ceiling. Dancing
Speaker 1: on the ceiling is a scene, the vibe, the possums.
Speaker 1: But in the ceiling it's spooky, it's scary. There's a scream.
Speaker 1: I always laugh trying to figure out if that is
Speaker 1: Lionel Richie or Homer Simpson. It's a permanent riddle. All right,
Speaker 1: well let's get into it now. So this is the
Speaker 1: bit you're talking about in dancing on the ceiling. Now
Speaker 1: it does sound like Homer. You know where the Homer
Speaker 1: screams he's got that shardest high.
Speaker 7: Pitched screen is turning on the.
Speaker 1: Also when he's going through you remember he had that
Speaker 1: Japanese what's that deadly fish? And usual moissms. You've gone
Speaker 1: through the five stages of death in like one minute
Speaker 1: going through it. I mean, all right, I made that
Speaker 1: song byably a thousand times is Linel. But now in
Speaker 1: close inspection, I think it's Homer. Wow, this is a
Speaker 1: Homer screen. It's exactly the same. I'm back in context.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but that from now on. This is a
Speaker 1: great Mishard lyric. Who knew Miss Simpson, Thank you for
Speaker 1: sharing that. That's journey cheering up. In fact, I'm going
Speaker 1: to change now what song we're going to go to next.
Speaker 1: We're going to go to that so we can hear
Speaker 1: it again. And also I think there is a time
Speaker 1: where in change your word ruin a song. Dancing in
Speaker 1: the scening is a different thing. Christian small Thing, Big
Speaker 1: joy having gastro but losing three kilos. Oh yes, that's
Speaker 1: a lot. Yeah, that's a hell of a lot.
Speaker 3: Christian Connor Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian small Thing, Big joy for me starting the car
Speaker 1: turning on Golden Hills show and hearing No Mercy? I
Speaker 1: love that song. What can't please anyone in this job?
Speaker 1: They're in the ceiling dancing in the scening? How could
Speaker 1: you sleep at night thinking they're in the scening? Speaking
Speaker 1: the kid that used to have that landing light on
Speaker 1: quite quite late into my ears still now, I used
Speaker 1: to convince that the light switch was a face and
Speaker 1: the you know, the you're off thing was a nose.
Speaker 1: That's cute. Okay twenty one, All right, let's talk about
Speaker 1: growing up in the nineties, coming up till the next
Speaker 1: half from now? Then? Did you grow up in the nineties?
Speaker 1: Great Decade the nineties? Tell us about growing up in
Speaker 1: the nineties. In one line, Christian growing up in the
Speaker 1: nineties meant, if you hurt yourself or you cut yourself,
Speaker 1: you would not tell your parents because you'd get into trouble.
Speaker 1: You know, I have to go out. You ever injured
Speaker 1: yourself somehow, is your fault for being stupid? You'd be
Speaker 1: told off, grounded in case you broke a bone. Listening
Speaker 1: out for my dad's very loud and distinctive whistle at
Speaker 1: a friend's place four doors down, a sign it was
Speaker 1: time and to come home for my dinner from video
Speaker 1: shops who were king any day during the school holidays.
Speaker 1: Thrown outside at nine am do or a lot behind
Speaker 1: my brother and I told not to come back until
Speaker 1: one pm for lunch. Growing up in the nineties, running
Speaker 1: away from a home ownly just going down the road
Speaker 1: and Christian mixtapes. All right, what have you got there?
Speaker 1: Share it with us? Growing up in the nineties in
Speaker 1: one line, you can call me thirteen fifty five twenty two,
Speaker 1: and you can also tell it's the show four seventy
Speaker 1: five three one oh four three. Grown Up in the
Speaker 1: nineties in one line.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Growing Up in the Nineties to talk about growing up
Speaker 1: in the nineties. Grown Up in the nineties, tell us
Speaker 1: about it. In one line, still getting a few coming
Speaker 1: in for a small thing, big joy, Christian opening a
Speaker 1: new block of Cabrey chocolate, taking a big sniff for
Speaker 1: eating it. I can't delay thatification. I would not be
Speaker 1: to wait. Christians that Homo Sympson this noise or is
Speaker 1: it Patsy's throat noise? I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: We don't play that anymore. It's been deleted.
Speaker 7: Oh has it?
Speaker 1: Oh like you don't know? Get out of it? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: come on, we know, we know, Marinette here, we know,
Speaker 1: we know. Christian grown up in the nineties, Morning's watching Rage. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: growing up in the nineties for me, and when the
Speaker 1: streetlights turn on, you go home. That comes from Jazz
Speaker 1: grew up the nineties to me. Christian watching Jerry Springer
Speaker 1: on six days, Yeah, gotcha so much. There are certain
Speaker 1: TV shows you only got to watch on six days. Yeah.
Speaker 1: In fact, I might launch my own TV channel six
Speaker 1: Day's TV, Jerry spring Up, Maury Colombo, Colombo for me
Speaker 1: watching episodes of COLUMBI.
Speaker 7: Really steady cook?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah. I appeared on the celebrity
Speaker 1: episode of that. It's so stressful. I gave up cooking. Really,
Speaker 1: that's often because you're paired with an actual chef. Yeah okay,
Speaker 1: and so I realized quickly it's an Aussie guy as well.
Speaker 1: I just let him do the cooking. I did the
Speaker 1: bantering with Ainsley, who was a delight Christian. One word
Speaker 1: growing up in the nineties neglect. How many who screw
Speaker 1: up as latch key kids? Yes, me because parents who
Speaker 1: were at work during the day. I didn't feel neglect.
Speaker 1: I felt like I was the king of the house.
Speaker 1: I was the eldest in my family. So it's my
Speaker 1: job to have that house key. When you were given,
Speaker 1: when you were given for the first moment in your life,
Speaker 1: the house key, it was a big moment. It's like
Speaker 1: you being ninetied by the key on the head and
Speaker 1: shoulders and cross. Yes, last key kids, Christian and all
Speaker 1: I could think about when I heard line of Richie's
Speaker 1: dancing on Scening is homers now in the video In
Speaker 1: my mind holding spider Pig and Spider Pig is dancing
Speaker 1: on the ceiling. Better video form growing up in the
Speaker 1: nineties was waking up in the morning to watch Agro's.
Speaker 7: Cartoon connection r Jamie Dunn that year.
Speaker 1: I meant to say this year because many years ago
Speaker 1: on the show, when we're doing Who's Calling Christian, Jamie
Speaker 1: called in with Agro and it was incredible. In fact,
Speaker 1: we should dig it out actually this week and play
Speaker 1: it again. And he was genuinely edgy and very very funny,
Speaker 1: really really funny. Yeah, real loss that and also Christian
Speaker 1: when the home TV used to be about thirty centimeters, Yeah, yes.
Speaker 1: When I watched the David Beckham, The Brilliant David Beckham
Speaker 1: documentary on Netflix, and they're showing back to all the
Speaker 1: in his heyday playing for England, and they're showing the
Speaker 1: footage of you know, pubs in the nineties in the
Speaker 1: UK and in London. It's when all the TVs in
Speaker 1: pubs were tiny. Gim they weren't up in the corner
Speaker 1: and they were only like they were about thirty centimeters.
Speaker 1: People squinting at TVs. Christian grown up in the nineties
Speaker 1: watching the best cartoons ever loony tunes. That's from Natalie
Speaker 1: Christian growing up in the nineties. The kettle cord.
Speaker 7: What's that?
Speaker 1: Used to be a really thick kettle card. It's thinner
Speaker 1: these days, Patsy, what's it for you had grown up
Speaker 1: in the nineties, I'd have.
Speaker 8: To say probably brown paper lunch bag. I remember to
Speaker 8: be able to have a lunch shorter at school was
Speaker 8: once a week if you were really lucky for your
Speaker 8: highlight and Mum would have brown paper bags and she'd
Speaker 8: write on it and put the exact money in there,
Speaker 8: be like one pie, one juice.
Speaker 1: It's a real status system where you knew where your
Speaker 1: family were against other families. I'd even have that, pats.
Speaker 1: My sandwiches were put inside of the old bag that
Speaker 1: the bread came in.
Speaker 8: Oh, well, recycling it.
Speaker 1: That was not recycling. It was cheap ass parents, rather
Speaker 1: than buying a new one that stays with you for
Speaker 1: a long time. Still apart me feeling that so I'm
Speaker 1: nervous about sandwich club tomorrow.
Speaker 7: Traumans.
Speaker 1: Oh no, poor old Christians here, guys, Alex, what's it
Speaker 1: if you grown up in the nineties. When you're on
Speaker 1: the phone, you can't hear because that's sinus voice of
Speaker 1: yours today. The sports needn't getting more wrong. Congestion, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I'm struggling here, but I'm getting through it. Okay, Well down,
Speaker 1: what a hero? When you when a hero comes alone?
Speaker 5: When you listen to that, you hear that click when
Speaker 5: you're on the phone, and when your siblings get jumps
Speaker 5: on the second phone the worst and listens in.
Speaker 1: There is normally mum or dad monitoring especially. It was
Speaker 1: like a boyfriend or a girlfriend, make you show want
Speaker 1: any illicit rendezvous? Yes, yes, I can hear you. I'm
Speaker 1: so embarrassed. I used to do it just to annoy
Speaker 1: my younger sister. I did it, just do it. There's
Speaker 1: no reason. I wasn't interested in their comments. They just
Speaker 1: to annoy her. Oh you the nineties, young listeners, it
Speaker 1: was better than TikTok.
Speaker 3: Are Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Growing up in the nineties, what was it like? In
Speaker 1: one line, what about calling your parents that's their office
Speaker 1: to get hold of them, Yeah, texting them now.
Speaker 7: Or the fake call that you do so they don't
Speaker 7: get charged so you get from the.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you very much. That go up in the
Speaker 1: nineties A packet. The chips costs a dollar. Jared Christian,
Speaker 1: the youngest sibling always had to get off the care
Speaker 1: out to change the TV each other. They were the remote.
Speaker 1: You're quite right, they were the remote growing up in
Speaker 1: the nineties. Put unto Jonathan who wooden spoon. Of course
Speaker 1: your backside. When are you in trouble? Keep it light, JD.
Speaker 1: Keep it light, mate. We don't talk about that stuff.
Speaker 1: Casual brutality, Christian. When I missed in the nineties, where
Speaker 1: have all the swans gone?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 7: Excuse me?
Speaker 1: This guy just said he thinks there's been there. The
Speaker 1: swans have all disappeared. They disappeared from the streets, he
Speaker 1: said to me. I was I wasn't living here in
Speaker 1: the nineties to refair. I don't know if you were
Speaker 1: over run with the swan infestation that US ten pound
Speaker 1: palms must have brought over with us the swans.
Speaker 7: I'm not familiar with the disappearance of the Swan's conspiracy.
Speaker 1: You now I know about the EMU warm Was there
Speaker 1: also some kind of swan walk? Were they exiled? Where
Speaker 1: are the swans? Christian? Burning your finger touching the car
Speaker 1: cigarette lighter add a pure idiotic curiosity anymore. You're right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the McDonald's birthday party in the ice cream cake. Yes,
Speaker 1: that was a really big deal then, wasn't it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Oh snazzy Christian going up a nineties sneaking into clubs
Speaker 1: with fake ID or using your older sister's births. How
Speaker 1: lax they were as wells Dorman did not care as
Speaker 1: long as you weren't fugly you could get growing up
Speaker 1: in the nineties that you know it is true as well. Seriously,
Speaker 1: they would turn people wrong. They used to turn people away.
Speaker 1: McDonald's had the o G playgrounds, Yes, Neil, the unbearable
Speaker 1: weight for the sing song of the Internet to connect
Speaker 1: the home internet if it connected at all. Christian growing
Speaker 1: up in the nineties. Metallica versus Napster, Yes, yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: been put in prison by Metallica. You're trying to listen
Speaker 1: to their music illegally on your hard drive at home,
Speaker 1: growing nineties, swinging off the hills hoist with your brothers
Speaker 1: to swing in a round and round, great afternoon, entire afternoon, Christian.
Speaker 1: I remember riding my bike to the Pimball Pard on
Speaker 1: the weekend to spending your pocket money. And they're also
Speaker 1: where I lived there was a group of old Italian
Speaker 1: guys playing cards in the corner. That's some James Christian.
Speaker 1: No caller IDs, crank phone calls. Do you remember those?
Speaker 1: You're right, Oh, you'd have so much fun during the
Speaker 1: summer holidays. The ideal day before you went out on
Speaker 1: your bikes, just cycling around was at least a solid
Speaker 1: hour or two every day, Christian. I'm gonna say it now,
Speaker 1: not as much fun as growing up in the eighties.
Speaker 1: Oh well, let's get into this tomorrow. Okay, let's get
Speaker 1: in This is tomorrow Andy.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian Grown Up in the nineties. There was inflation, but
Speaker 1: no shrink flation. A red frog was still the same
Speaker 1: size as the eighties ten frogs fifty five cents. Yep,
Speaker 1: thank you very much for that. All right, it's time
Speaker 1: for this week's the name game, as in, oh one
Speaker 1: of you wants to know Christian. I was listening to
Speaker 1: the show early this morning before seven. I need your
Speaker 1: brain drug. I can't remember what it's called. This is
Speaker 1: why you need it. Ketim In keeps coming to mind,
Speaker 1: but I'm sure it's not that. No, I'm not in.
Speaker 1: It's creating, creating and you clearly need it. With the
Speaker 1: foggy head you're on it. Take ten grams during the
Speaker 1: week it's got creating ket him in will be a
Speaker 1: very different experience for you, and a hell of it.
Speaker 1: If it one for me, horsepackualizer, be very slowed down
Speaker 1: anti performance drug.
Speaker 2: Do you have a name that's a pain, a name
Speaker 2: you always need to explain? Well, we've made my name
Speaker 2: as in game.
Speaker 1: Live from the K Hole. All right, let's do it.
Speaker 1: It's the Name game, as in we play this every week.
Speaker 1: If you've got a name that's a bit of a pain,
Speaker 1: you tell us the clue that you always give to
Speaker 1: people trying to help them on the phone work out
Speaker 1: what your name is. We hear the clue, we try
Speaker 1: and work back because trying and guess what your name is.
Speaker 1: That's why when you come on you or hear me
Speaker 1: go and call the one caller too, because we don't
Speaker 1: know your name. I'm trying to work it out. Like
Speaker 1: last week, caller one, Welcome to the Name Game.
Speaker 3: My name is in a character from the TV shows.
Speaker 7: That Crystal Blake, Alexis.
Speaker 1: Colby, Yes, Alexis, Let's get a caller two.
Speaker 6: I'm the greatest spots of all time.
Speaker 1: You guys got caller three. So my clue is baby
Speaker 1: farm animals Joey nolet no check. All right, Patsy, are
Speaker 1: you ready to play?
Speaker 7: Let's do it.
Speaker 1: It was obviously a late night for you, Patsy, last
Speaker 1: Nimes to see our effects performance or boost sits cooking. Yes,
Speaker 1: someone is on the old.
Speaker 8: It's good, it's going well.
Speaker 1: It's going well. And how's old? NAIs Alex, I've got
Speaker 1: the good cultural all right, get a share it to Patsy.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, let's play the name game. Welcome caller one,
Speaker 1: Good morning, how are you? I said, how are you? Sorry?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I thought that was the clue. Good on
Speaker 1: your on your sorry, I'm too fired out, too much,
Speaker 1: too much brain performance. It's my son's name, and it's
Speaker 1: as in Marvel Villain four, Dr Strange, no Xavier, no
Speaker 1: green Goblin. How much cultural you knock him back enough?
Speaker 1: Iron man Spidy, he wishes he's iron Man Strange.
Speaker 7: No son of yours have been villains. They're all your
Speaker 7: own villains.
Speaker 1: No Thor's are goodie.
Speaker 7: Her clue is Marvel Villain A.
Speaker 1: Key, yes, it's low key. Okay, No, wait awesome name
Speaker 1: for a kid. That's a great name. Thank you. But
Speaker 1: we chose it from the Norse gods, not from the villain.
Speaker 1: Oh see, that's tomorrow show we're doing on your favorite.
Speaker 1: We call it Norse Friday on the show. Hey, listen,
Speaker 1: thank you very much for carding in. Have a good day.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Now quarter two, good morning, welcome to the show, Good morning,
Speaker 1: good morning.
Speaker 3: My maiden name is in the rolling.
Speaker 1: Stones Keith, Mick, Jagger, Ronnie, Charlie, what, yes, you got it?
Speaker 2: Sorry, you got it?
Speaker 3: The second one Jagger, Christian. I have to spell it
Speaker 3: all the time.
Speaker 1: No, no, I got it in one big stones for well done,
Speaker 1: great day, and you thank you very much. It's rude
Speaker 1: when they rush us off, isn't it, you know, because
Speaker 1: we're just running on the clock till nine Filibuster Radio.
Speaker 1: It was this call of three, good morning, welcome to
Speaker 1: the show. Good welcome. That's your calling in.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 1: The mia clue is it is the month for like
Speaker 1: the calendar month with an a a June September.
Speaker 3: The other way.
Speaker 1: Yes, I never got that.
Speaker 8: That's such a pretty yeah, it's name.
Speaker 3: She got it in India.
Speaker 1: It was mentioned she got in India. What a market school?
Speaker 3: I love that?
Speaker 1: How much is it ten?
Speaker 7: Maybe the little old ladies in the hospital thought I.
Speaker 1: Would be confused with Maya the department store, so she
Speaker 1: changed do you know what tomorrow the show? Why you
Speaker 1: called that? Let's do that? That is why you called that.
Speaker 1: That's great a Maya to save confusion with the department
Speaker 1: store like they were going to sue your parents.
Speaker 7: Spira Thon for FO David Jones.
Speaker 1: David Jones, Oh that's a great one. Thank you so
Speaker 1: much for calling and make us laugh. Have a good day,
Speaker 1: no worries.
Speaker 4: Have a dandy day.
Speaker 1: I will have a dandy day. That's an upgrade from
Speaker 1: a good day. All right, We do part two.
Speaker 3: Next Christian Connall Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's Show on Goals, Part two of the name game,
Speaker 1: as in, we have no idea what your name is?
Speaker 1: You come on air, We try and guess that. You
Speaker 1: give us a one line clue. If you have all
Speaker 1: known as names, that's a bit of a pain. We
Speaker 1: try and work backwards. I guess what your name is?
Speaker 1: Sports and News? Are we ready to play?
Speaker 7: Let's do it?
Speaker 1: God Spring, Why don't we just reford to them as
Speaker 1: sport news. Let's not sport news, sport news. I won't
Speaker 1: that way if any you know, going on extended leave.
Speaker 1: We're just bring in Sport three, Sport four, stuff like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sport Sport two point zero an upgrade? Who was that?
Speaker 1: Sport one? Host nine? Alrighty funny stuff discussed on the
Speaker 1: show A very safe. So I just said that the
Speaker 1: aliens have landed? Hello? Hello? Is that right? Hello? Can
Speaker 1: you hear my words? Who is this?
Speaker 3: Caroline?
Speaker 1: Got it? Is it? Caroline? Yes?
Speaker 7: I hope that's the game though, is it? Because the
Speaker 7: game is kissing this?
Speaker 1: It can't be there. What's your clue?
Speaker 7: There is a formula.
Speaker 1: One on one Caroline, No call tard.
Speaker 9: Oscar oscar Carlos, Nelson, George Toto, Lewis Schumacher, Wolf, no name, McLaren, Yes,
Speaker 9: sport the quadreal.
Speaker 1: It needs to be performing drug tested. Let's go to
Speaker 1: quarter to thank you, CA callter two, Good morning, welcome
Speaker 1: into the Name game. How a my name Adam Casa Julius.
Speaker 1: Yes you got it, mister radio, all right, thank you
Speaker 1: very much for coming in. That is an awesome name.
Speaker 1: Thank you. It was just made to call it like
Speaker 1: a hostage situation. It's the equivalent, the audio equivalent of
Speaker 1: a hostel video. You're the mom girl. Yeah, well done?
Speaker 1: What on Julius hell of a name? He roman era Julius. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's great.
Speaker 3: A Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: You can contact the show about anything you want to like.
Speaker 1: This communication from Purple Huggy Zowie actual sign off. Christian
Speaker 1: is a fellow pen lover. I'm always looking for great
Speaker 1: new pen slash calligraphy equipment before I grab an extra consignment.
Speaker 1: Do you list love pens or are you a fellow calligrapher?
Speaker 1: Do you like a fine pen for normal writing or
Speaker 1: just markers? Do you like sets with varying nib wits?
Speaker 1: Now I have to be honest. Purple Huggles Zouie, I
Speaker 1: am a mega penner every day on the show. It's
Speaker 1: only a sharpie fine point. These are everywhere every day.
Speaker 1: Also pentaut liquid gellink one meal so slightly wider than normal.
Speaker 1: I love that. And then I do have a couple
Speaker 1: of Fountain pens. Lammy do great ones under fifty sixty dollars.
Speaker 1: They do really really good ones. And then treated myself
Speaker 1: last year on my birthday to Schaefer fountain pen. That
Speaker 1: is a thing of joy to use. It's it's like
Speaker 1: a nice kitchen knife. When they're they're weighted. Somehow they balanced.
Speaker 1: This fountain pen is also the one used by Churchill,
Speaker 1: not his actual one.
Speaker 7: So many similarities.
Speaker 1: There is a great, great man. I only worked for
Speaker 1: a couple of hours a day. Drag for the rest
Speaker 1: of it. Well in the morning, guys, that's right, it's
Speaker 1: not creating anyway. Today's mind you manner's day. Guys. Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: where you just watch the b's and q's, upha grams.
Speaker 1: We're looking for your polite movies today for the best
Speaker 1: in the show gold class group passing you in three mates,
Speaker 1: off to the cinema. A survey my Forbes has it
Speaker 1: riddled the politest and rudest countries to travel in? All right,
Speaker 1: let's go to the fun one. First of all, the
Speaker 1: rudest France Number one? Has it never not been? Number one?
Speaker 1: Been to France many times, beautiful country. They are proudly rude,
Speaker 1: proudly rude. I don't care. They know all the surveys,
Speaker 1: they don't care what is behind it though. Rudest countries?
Speaker 7: Germany?
Speaker 1: Is it number two? I never found Germans to be
Speaker 1: rude at all. No, what about the US number five?
Speaker 1: I would have thought that would be higher. Certainly, I'm
Speaker 1: traveling one at the moment. Argentina is a number four,
Speaker 1: and then this must be a typo. I will not
Speaker 1: read it out. What's the most polite countries? What's in
Speaker 1: the top five most polite count Zealand number three? Boring
Speaker 1: about being polite? Australia not in there.
Speaker 7: That doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's not rude.
Speaker 8: What about Sweden's interesting?
Speaker 1: Not in their islands are number five? Canada? Of course
Speaker 1: he's in a number three, Vietnam at number two. You
Speaker 1: traveled there and Japan? All right, So we're looking for
Speaker 1: your polite movies today the aw thanks for redemption. Not sure, oh,
Speaker 1: thanks for redemption. God's a bit more polite vampire movie
Speaker 1: job interview with a vampire. So you're applying for this
Speaker 1: post of crypts keeper helping miss Daisy? Nobody just driving
Speaker 1: the old girl round? How's she getting in and out
Speaker 1: of the car? What happens? Was she drop her off?
Speaker 7: Silver?
Speaker 1: Today? Men who don't stare at goats, it's actually rude
Speaker 1: to stare true. It the other way. Maybe you catch
Speaker 1: a bit of your side either goat side eye coats.
Speaker 1: That's different. Movie close encounters are the very kind. What
Speaker 1: hello there, little alien? Would you like a goat? And
Speaker 1: forget dude? Where's my car? It's a little bit that
Speaker 1: is no gratitude. I'm lucky to have a car. Gratitude.
Speaker 1: That's my car, lucky to have a car. Bronze, have
Speaker 1: some what have you got there? Rio my fair milady? Oh,
Speaker 1: very good tip of the as well, a little bit
Speaker 1: of theater happening on the radio from I'm guessing you
Speaker 1: were a member of the Drama club of course. Wow,
Speaker 1: tip of the malady. He took his gold plus.
Speaker 6: Jolly good father fellas.
Speaker 1: Oh he got a little bit. He was doing a
Speaker 1: victory late and he fell over on the vitued up.
Speaker 1: It's like the scenes at the the La Marathon the
Speaker 1: other day when that guy thought he had it won.
Speaker 1: Can we get the audio to play next? Let's go
Speaker 1: to var please, let's go yeah back on coming.
Speaker 7: Back in the game, please, e rider, Please.
Speaker 1: Can't get beyond what you did earlier.
Speaker 7: Bronze tainted it the fast and the courteous. Oh yes,
Speaker 7: you can find.
Speaker 1: Vin Diezel in a top hat. All right, what have
Speaker 1: you got them? Polite movies? Make a movie polite.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: The Time Waste Stir Today, we're looking for your polite movies.
Speaker 1: Four seventy five three one oh four three Rio the
Speaker 1: Drama Club, Captain will mark them. You came very close
Speaker 1: to dropping your first ever F bomb on the show
Speaker 1: right now with this place, I'd be a real careful
Speaker 1: any I hate to see it happen to a young
Speaker 1: kid like you know. Hey, Christian, remembering now, don't make
Speaker 1: it worse for real. Let's get back in that bin,
Speaker 1: Jack Post, alright, let's do it. It's National Minds, your
Speaker 1: piece and Tuesday. That's not polite, that's not my lite.
Speaker 1: That's not polite. Make a movie polite. Wizard of Sozz
Speaker 1: Jody who tested that one in morning? Jody is putting
Speaker 1: here brackets brackets, sorry to explain it to me. I
Speaker 1: don't know what sozz is. I just got off the
Speaker 1: boat from England. Please ask Mama to disembark from the train.
Speaker 1: Silver please. Academy not police Academy please, and Academy of
Speaker 1: Manners word and Andrew etiquette, Ralph not wreck it Ralph
Speaker 1: very good ratch, he's just ratching him up a bit,
Speaker 1: and he's Richard Chitty chitty hug Hugron creepy ass. Paul
Speaker 1: Christian not Goodfellas good thanks fellas. That This is how
Speaker 1: we do it, Apocalypse at your earliest convenience, Run Born.
Speaker 1: Here's a you. It's a friend at the door. You
Speaker 1: know what, don Kerry jar that's very good?
Speaker 5: Are you?
Speaker 1: And that is the only way you say you you
Speaker 1: don't go you you go throw mama a smiling away
Speaker 1: from the train.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I like that. It's like you leave your mama the
Speaker 1: play same moment, all right, young Obligenheimer Ross, I'm very good.
Speaker 1: The dark Knight doesn't rise. He praises. You've done so
Speaker 1: many different with your hair. That Wallace, this is a
Speaker 1: great one for Wallace and Grommett Wallace and hold my
Speaker 1: hair where eye vomit. It's polite and I should have
Speaker 1: been a girl Mark Polite Club. You know the first
Speaker 1: rule you don't talk about manners. Great. That is very
Speaker 1: good Melissa with polite Club. And they're trying to write
Speaker 1: it down their little nerd pad. You got there, mister
Speaker 1: Deadpoole and mister Wolverine Silvana, not the hurt looker, the
Speaker 1: to see locker, start your luggage when you've checked out
Speaker 1: the room. And you know David Fairest Buder's hat off.
Speaker 7: Brillion.
Speaker 1: That is so good. Wow, there's a phrase that kids
Speaker 1: today would not have any idea about what a hated
Speaker 1: doff is. We know how to spell it, but I thought,
Speaker 1: we know you doff that they don't do that anymore.
Speaker 1: We should, we should bring out the hat. Well in
Speaker 1: this country we are capped off.
Speaker 7: Your monster energy hat.
Speaker 1: Now. The the equipment of something doing that is just
Speaker 1: taking one of your Apple EarPods out. I saw some
Speaker 1: idyo do that the other day to chat to someone
Speaker 1: who's asking for money for his coffee order. Just took
Speaker 1: it out like it was a huge act of kindness.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks mate. Not the punisher, the polisher. In the
Speaker 1: nineties there used to be phone cards up in phone
Speaker 1: boxes for French polishing. And it was not fourth It
Speaker 1: was a phrase, but it was doing a nest of
Speaker 1: occasional pick all right, yeah, I get the code here,
Speaker 1: at least I think it was. I made that call.
Speaker 1: Uh the the sure thank you mission, silver you me
Speaker 1: and messy right, well done, dial m for manners, Silver open,
Speaker 1: Dora Oppenheimer op and door open. Have you don't mind
Speaker 1: if I spit on your grave?
Speaker 7: Silver?
Speaker 1: This is a brilliant one from Steve, not commando Commendolas.
Speaker 1: It's very good Steve Gilbert. Handshakes and a plane. Love
Speaker 1: to meet you, Love to meet you, Anthony, Well done,
Speaker 1: Zach and Mary make some fake jam for the neighbors.
Speaker 1: Well done. Good and the beautiful mind you piece and
Speaker 1: QS Ferris.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's got to be handed off genius.
Speaker 1: Well done. That's the best one today. We are back tomorrow.
Speaker 1: We see then. Thanks for joining us.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell shar go on podcast hits a Chemist Warehouse
Speaker 3: and save more money every year on your regular medication
Speaker 3: with discount of prescriptions in every store every day