Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney fell several meters from a
Speaker 2: trapeze while performing in the musical Pivot.
Speaker 3: Some things that make more sense than others bring pikes, nurseries,
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Speaker 4: Okay?
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Speaker 1: Food?
Speaker 4: Why is your life so expensive?
Speaker 1: I'm not even having a good time?
Speaker 5: Is just.
Speaker 1: A couple of mitches? What about me?
Speaker 6: Don't forget.
Speaker 3: No, he is maturely and.
Speaker 1: Oh for episode sixty five, Alo majore.
Speaker 5: Hello, how is everyone?
Speaker 1: You know what? Good? Feeling great? On this Mother's Day?
Speaker 5: It is Mother's Day. I gotta say I'm in a
Speaker 5: terrific mood today.
Speaker 1: I am actually very very thrill.
Speaker 5: Can I tell you why? Because I went to the
Speaker 5: bottle of earlier and I bought two bottles of wine
Speaker 5: and the guy behind the counter was like, oh, this
Speaker 5: particular brand of doing a deal at the moment, if
Speaker 5: you buy two bottles, you get a free wine glass
Speaker 5: with it. And I was like, oh, it made my day.
Speaker 5: It's the little things, isn't it?
Speaker 1: And he went only for Mother's you went, I got
Speaker 1: some mum music Mother's Day bed.
Speaker 5: Just to turn another it is a Mother's Day music.
Speaker 5: You're making it up again.
Speaker 1: You know Eastern music and like Christmas music. Pros Keeper
Speaker 1: Jenney High, pros Keeper jen this Mother's Day music.
Speaker 6: No, it's more like Easter music.
Speaker 5: Get rid of it.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. It's mum bed. I don't know
Speaker 1: where it came from.
Speaker 5: Well, Happy Mother's Day to all the mum's out there, Michelle,
Speaker 5: je Jane and Roslin.
Speaker 1: Contracept you Diphram Sam what about your mom?
Speaker 5: That would be lorry lorry? What did you get for
Speaker 5: your mother? Mitchell?
Speaker 1: I got my mum got it. Her birthday is the
Speaker 1: Sunday before and I was always that really tricky period.
Speaker 1: But this year I was very smart because she asked
Speaker 1: for an iPad iPad pro. You know, Michelle knows what
Speaker 1: she wants, so all the kids put in and Hayden
Speaker 1: and I bought her the Apple pencil and she's like,
Speaker 1: that'll cover Mother's Day as well. Just get me some flowers.
Speaker 1: But I was very smart. I got a giant bunch
Speaker 1: for her birthday. And I said to the florist, I
Speaker 1: was like I want them buds. I don't want any blossom,
Speaker 1: no bloomin. These flowers are gonna last.
Speaker 5: The week.
Speaker 1: We were over on the weekend for a birthday. I'm like, yes,
Speaker 1: they haven't bloomed yet, so I don't have to buy
Speaker 1: them or stingy.
Speaker 5: But very stingy smart.
Speaker 1: What'd you get, Jane?
Speaker 5: I sent her a new laundry hamper. If my brother's
Speaker 5: a trading and he's renovating the laundry at home, and
Speaker 5: so she wanted a white laundry hamper. So it's hardly exciting,
Speaker 5: but she got what she wanted.
Speaker 1: He does more with his life than we will ever do.
Speaker 1: That man is just so Mark is so capable of everything.
Speaker 5: I don't know. They're very patient with him. They're like, oh,
Speaker 5: he works hard. We feel bad him coming home from
Speaker 5: work work, as it's trading, having to do more work.
Speaker 5: It's taken like four years. A mom and dad doesn't
Speaker 5: have the heart to say anything because he refuses to
Speaker 5: be paid. I would be the opposite. I'd be like,
Speaker 5: pay me and I'll get it done real quick.
Speaker 1: Especially with the parents. Yeah, of course, yeah.
Speaker 5: Like I'll do make threats obviously, but yeah, it's taken
Speaker 5: him fucking forever.
Speaker 1: What about you, Jenna? What'd you get your mom?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 6: I got her scarf and this little heart. So it's
Speaker 6: from a charity in Africa. Oh yeah, they handmake it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go towards any charity.
Speaker 6: Yes, it goes towards Catherine Hamlin Fistula Foundation.
Speaker 1: Are they paying you to say that? That sounded like
Speaker 1: a credit line? No, I've printed that out an eyelighted it. Sam.
Speaker 1: What about you? What did I get for your mom?
Speaker 8: Well, her birthday is around about the same time. Yes,
Speaker 8: so I've flown her to Sydney. We're gonna go out
Speaker 8: for a nice one.
Speaker 1: Was to cover the two dates.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that kind of ships on my fucking laundry hand.
Speaker 1: J's fucking art from a dead animal she bought an Africa. Yes,
Speaker 1: you never clear if it was fake. I'm assuming it's
Speaker 1: a blood red heart. Yes, of course, your mum's got
Speaker 1: it all living in that beautiful housing Lane Cove. Welcome.
Speaker 6: Ever been to Lane Cove? Well she too?
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Speaker 1: same way we do every week with an is it
Speaker 1: just me? Each So this is the basis of the show.
Speaker 1: I bring one, Mitch brings one, and it's something we've noticed,
Speaker 1: something we hate or appreciate. They're are igems or is
Speaker 1: it just me?
Speaker 5: We don't tell each other what it's going to be,
Speaker 5: but we did say we'd try and make it sort
Speaker 5: of mum themed this week because of his Mother's Day. Yeah,
Speaker 5: other day this episode drops.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do have one shrug of first Yeah, go
Speaker 1: for it. Yeah, all right, here we go. First digym
Speaker 1: of the show.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Have we definitely evolved past the need for a top sheet? Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I very rarely use them.
Speaker 1: Neither or high. And since I moved out with Hayden,
Speaker 1: it's almost been a year coming up a year in August,
Speaker 1: and we have phased it out, but I am so attacked.
Speaker 1: I was so attached Hayden had to pry it out
Speaker 1: of my bloody, sweaty, clammy chubby fingers because I've been
Speaker 1: absolutely trained and conditioned to believe that you need one.
Speaker 1: That's my mum, Mum.
Speaker 6: I need one. I can't live without one.
Speaker 1: See, I think this is mum's mums do this to
Speaker 1: all your parent figures, whoever you have in your life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it stems from someone's mum at some point telling
Speaker 1: you that you need a piece of material between another
Speaker 1: piece of material and the bottom sheet.
Speaker 6: But I've honestly never questioned it. I just think that's
Speaker 6: what everyone.
Speaker 1: Until you are with someone or you're in the same
Speaker 1: bed and they got what the hell is this? I
Speaker 1: got the top sheet, of course, you know.
Speaker 5: I always keep one on in winter because sometimes when
Speaker 5: I've got heats of blankets somewhere, I go to bed
Speaker 5: really snug and warm. I end up being too warm
Speaker 5: in my sleep and I've become a fucking sweaty pig.
Speaker 5: I don't want to get that all over the doner,
Speaker 5: So I do like a top sheet in winter, but
Speaker 5: summer laugh is so much easy without it. Just chuck
Speaker 5: the dune on the bed.
Speaker 6: You can imagine it without it.
Speaker 1: It's the modern figure, you know, like you're wearing like
Speaker 1: ankle socks, like the little socks that wrap around your ankles,
Speaker 1: like you're wearing with vans on my cut shoes. You
Speaker 1: know how it like comes off your little heel and
Speaker 1: like the little sticky pad slips down and then you
Speaker 1: can feel like halfway down the sole of your foot.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, that's what it feels like. But when
Speaker 1: you're in a bed, like it happens to your body,
Speaker 1: like you wake up and then you've got like a
Speaker 1: sheet wrapped around.
Speaker 5: Your leg, especially in summer. Mum's like, oh, I put
Speaker 5: some summer sheets on your bed. I feel that summer
Speaker 5: sheets are a myth. There's winter sheets and then you
Speaker 5: fucking take them off in summer and just have the doner.
Speaker 1: I completely agree. I just think there is no need
Speaker 1: for them, and Sheridans still make a killing off of
Speaker 1: those things, aren't she totally.
Speaker 5: It was one of the first things I did when
Speaker 5: I moved to Sydney, and I was like, I'm an
Speaker 5: adult now. I can rebel no more top sheets. And
Speaker 5: you know when you go through that phase, Me're like,
Speaker 5: no one can tell me what I can and can't eat.
Speaker 1: Yes, I was still Yeah.
Speaker 5: The first maybe two weeks when I was living in Sydney,
Speaker 5: I was just buying the most absurd food. I had,
Speaker 5: like a two later strawby milk for dinner. Once I
Speaker 5: was like, who's gonna tell me I can't? And then
Speaker 5: I realized Mum was right, that's not good.
Speaker 1: Your heart will Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sugar headache, top.
Speaker 1: Sheets, you're out. In twenty twenty one, I feeling like
Speaker 1: a dicil, a dancer. They were all like wrapped in
Speaker 1: the in the quilt in the sky.
Speaker 5: Yes, like Pink at a concert, Pink Kudo's banker.
Speaker 1: All Right, I've got that out of my system. Thanks
Speaker 1: Mum for the trauma. That's the only trauma I've got
Speaker 1: from childhood.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're doing pretty well.
Speaker 1: Alright, alright, your turn?
Speaker 3: Is it just me.
Speaker 5: With your mother's razor? The first raiser you ever used
Speaker 5: to shave your face when you first started growing double.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a throwback. No, my dad really,
Speaker 1: because I think he didn't have many chances to have
Speaker 1: a masculine moment with me as a sun.
Speaker 5: Hean avoided that shit with me. I really want to
Speaker 5: to give me the talk for some reason. He was like, ah,
Speaker 5: he'll learn it in school.
Speaker 1: My dad loved any chance there'd be a bird and
Speaker 1: a bead like mate. We should talk about that now
Speaker 1: I don't need to. But now my dad did did
Speaker 1: shave with me. I do know my mom's infamous pink razor.
Speaker 5: Yes, I didn't want to tell them. You know, when
Speaker 5: you notice like the first little hairs growing around the
Speaker 5: the what do you call it, the sideburn area, like
Speaker 5: near your ear. I noticed a few little prickly hairs
Speaker 5: coming through there, and I was horrified. I was so
Speaker 5: embarrassed to say anything. I wasn't gonna be like Dad
Speaker 5: teach me to shave, and I could have used his razor. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but Mum had one of those beautiful bloody venus things,
Speaker 5: the soap either side of the razor. I was like, Okay,
Speaker 5: this is heaven.
Speaker 1: The head is like an oval, right, yeah, thick, where
Speaker 1: men's is just like a oblong and it's just got
Speaker 1: the razors in it.
Speaker 5: Yes. And then it got to a point where the
Speaker 5: facial hair was like coming back and it was getting thicker.
Speaker 1: More of it.
Speaker 5: I was like, okay, I can't do this. They've got
Speaker 5: to get my own razor.
Speaker 1: So did you how did it happen? Did you go
Speaker 1: to your mum and say, I need you to shave me?
Speaker 1: What shave me with a shaver?
Speaker 5: What part of that story indicated that it wasn't completely independent?
Speaker 5: I just saw that I had whiskers on my face,
Speaker 5: picked up the rays that got rid of them. I
Speaker 5: didn't need mom to shave me. It's not like reach
Speaker 5: my cheese.
Speaker 1: No, but it's a it's a first experience.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I was quite capable of doing it, just
Speaker 5: like running the rais along my skin. Oh maybe twelve
Speaker 5: or thirty.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's fine.
Speaker 1: You need to be told of that going with the
Speaker 1: grain or against the grain because you can get stuble rash.
Speaker 5: We were dealing with two heads. This is like, this
Speaker 5: is in the early days.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I think we had very different experiences this.
Speaker 1: I've never told the story before.
Speaker 5: He asked if my mum shaved me, that's fine.
Speaker 1: Did you when you first get started getting pubes like
Speaker 1: above the penis and they come very randomly, it's like
Speaker 1: a spro out like a cheer pet. Did you tell
Speaker 1: your mother or your father?
Speaker 5: No, that's not something I feel the need to share
Speaker 5: with them. Told my brother he was fucking so dullous.
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, No, I showed my mother.
Speaker 6: Why I showed her?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I think how old were you?
Speaker 1: Twelve thirteen?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 5: No, primary school?
Speaker 1: Primary school? Ye're six? So twelve eleven twelve? Yeah, school captains,
Speaker 1: A very confident I was like, I.
Speaker 5: Can't believe you would flash your mother that for what reason?
Speaker 5: What was the what was the mood? Like holy shit?
Speaker 5: Or look at this?
Speaker 1: It was in the kitchen. Why I remember it. Mum
Speaker 1: was doing the dishwasher.
Speaker 5: Explain to me what the mood was. Were horrified or
Speaker 5: were you showing off the route?
Speaker 1: I was terrified and I ran into the kitchen and
Speaker 1: I said, I need to tell you something. And she
Speaker 1: said what what? I have grown hair down there? And
Speaker 1: maybe she was like, oh is it?
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 1: I showed her and and we braided them.
Speaker 5: I admire the closest of your family, but that's too close.
Speaker 5: I would not feel the need to show my mother.
Speaker 1: We were very close.
Speaker 5: I mean I was close. There was I was certainly
Speaker 5: not raised in a loveless home, but that's not the
Speaker 5: what a fucking sharing we did definitely wasn't getting me
Speaker 5: bush out for mum.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I turned into my story.
Speaker 5: I didn't realize though, because after I used to steal
Speaker 5: my mum's Raisor, I realized there were so many different variations.
Speaker 5: The raisor world is vast, isn't it?
Speaker 1: He's got.
Speaker 5: When I went to wol West to buy my first one,
Speaker 5: I was like, God, which one do I get? I
Speaker 5: don't even know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I forgot. I didn't realize you had
Speaker 1: to change their head. I feel like for seven years
Speaker 1: I was using a rusty razor probably gave me by
Speaker 1: severe acts, probably and I'm.
Speaker 5: So prone to the bloody razorsh stuff, including on my legs.
Speaker 5: I was trying to shave my legs a lot recently,
Speaker 5: because you know how, I was like, oh, yes, I
Speaker 5: got them wax from Mardi Gras, and I was like,
Speaker 5: how do I keep them silky and smooth without having
Speaker 5: to pay for a wax? I was trying to shave them,
Speaker 5: but I was getting bumps and stuff. And then someone
Speaker 5: on Instagram, one of my friends Katie, was like, get
Speaker 5: an epilator. What have you ever heard of an epilator.
Speaker 5: I'd never I've heard of it, but it's a intense.
Speaker 5: They're intense. It's kind of like instead of a raiser
Speaker 5: where it just cuts off the hair at the skin,
Speaker 5: it like plucks them almost like a million little tweets.
Speaker 5: It's plucking out your hairs at once.
Speaker 1: It's like a giant mouth thing that pulls them in right.
Speaker 5: Yes, I did want to do a bit of a
Speaker 5: show and tell.
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, I brought it.
Speaker 9: Oh no way, it's got variet.
Speaker 5: It was quite confronting using it for the first time,
Speaker 5: but now I'm obsessed.
Speaker 1: Oh so you use this?
Speaker 5: Yeah, not on my face, just on my legs doesn't hurt.
Speaker 5: I mean, it's a weird feeling, but yeah, I love
Speaker 5: it now like I'm used to it.
Speaker 1: My sister Becky asked for one of these for Christmas
Speaker 1: and she was doing it all Christmas, up and down
Speaker 1: her legs and so satisfying. Show.
Speaker 5: You know, when you shave, if you've got dark hair
Speaker 5: on your legs, if you shave, you can still see
Speaker 5: like little black dots. It rips them out.
Speaker 1: My back is very hairy.
Speaker 5: Are you going to get your mum to shave it for?
Speaker 6: You can we give this a go. I'm going to
Speaker 6: try it.
Speaker 1: Let me have a look at this.
Speaker 5: Have you got hairy legs?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Try it?
Speaker 5: Try it.
Speaker 1: You could do that.
Speaker 5: I'm not I'm not doing your back, Sha, I'm not
Speaker 5: doing your back, Jenna. Would you like to shave this back?
Speaker 6: I would love to just a little patch?
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, God, you're gonna have to get topless. No, Sam,
Speaker 5: can you move you?
Speaker 1: I'm not getting topless all right now, Jenna, don't react
Speaker 1: to my back hand because it's it's not you can pull.
Speaker 6: We're ready, here we go.
Speaker 5: Wow, you know you like you don't stab it on him?
Speaker 8: I did?
Speaker 5: You can see God, give it you literally like you
Speaker 5: pushed it so hard on his skin. You just put
Speaker 5: it lightly over the top like this. I feel like
Speaker 5: the back it might be more sensitive than the legs.
Speaker 1: I'm going off the bat, Jenna, I give it back.
Speaker 1: Don't do my leg my leg You've got this.
Speaker 5: You can do that yourself.
Speaker 1: I'll do it myself.
Speaker 4: Okay, God, damn it.
Speaker 6: Look a look at the results.
Speaker 5: Look at you. Oh my god, your legs are white
Speaker 5: as a ghost underneath that bush pig hair.
Speaker 6: How good is that?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 1: It really work and have you done your butt? No,
Speaker 1: you do your privates?
Speaker 5: No, God, you wouldn't put that near your private No way.
Speaker 6: I'm surprised.
Speaker 1: Hold on, but where does the hair go?
Speaker 5: Probably on the studio floor to fight.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Jackie, is it just me?
Speaker 3: Both mitches are very needy, so make sure you leave
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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm god like a boiled egg hair. It's all over.
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Speaker 5: No, you DM huge and you've got seven days messages
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Speaker 1: Yes. Now, I will say this wasn't a review, but
Speaker 1: I had many messages of people loving Kate Lingbrook last week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: wasn't she great?
Speaker 5: Can I explain to you how this works. Please do
Speaker 5: it so that people leave reviews so that we get
Speaker 5: higher on the chart. This is interview, but is not
Speaker 5: helping us.
Speaker 1: Word of mouth is how it worked in here old times.
Speaker 6: Yes, that is true.
Speaker 5: There's so many people that would have left reviews and
Speaker 5: you've just put this prick at the front of the queue.
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Speaker 1: No, I can't remember who said that this one. What
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Speaker 1: listening to the pod and been a part of Enduring
Speaker 1: Idiots for a while now, and I just wanted to
Speaker 1: give you some love and tell you how much I
Speaker 1: appreciate you all every week. You always make me smile
Speaker 1: when I listen to the pot every Monday on the
Speaker 1: bus and on the way to work, and I have
Speaker 1: to pretend. I have to ticular my throat and cough
Speaker 1: not too smart now living in Melbourne COVID to cover
Speaker 1: up my uncontrollable laughter. Thank you Coombs, Churi and Benson
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Speaker 1: like I've found my people and you are all all
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Speaker 5: That's a beautiful Chanda. Thank you very much.
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Speaker 1: really enjoy listening to a couple of Inches and prize
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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you don't want that.
Speaker 1: I want that. Couldn't recommend this podcast highly enough.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much. Start now. I'm dying to know
Speaker 5: what this verbal review was going to be. Do you
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Speaker 1: Where are we?
Speaker 5: You were about to you were about to say, oh,
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Speaker 1: My sister? Oh adored it. Started listening to the show
Speaker 1: and love the kateling Brook episode. That's it. But she's
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Speaker 5: That abusing your power? Family buyas so she gets the
Speaker 5: red rooster prized Youenna. If she DMS, we'll see if
Speaker 5: she comes back for a second week.
Speaker 1: That's a good tip because she did hear the episode
Speaker 1: where we were talking about all the anal that you're
Speaker 1: trying to get me to try anal play, and she
Speaker 1: hasn't hasn't looked me the same. I'm seeing her wedding
Speaker 1: and I haven't received any run sheet or anything, so
Speaker 1: I might have been withdrawn.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I often talk shit on here and forget that.
Speaker 5: My sister and mother both listened. But ah, well, what.
Speaker 1: Can you do that show? All right?
Speaker 5: Becky? Well, if you're listening for a second week in
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Speaker 5: DM paride, keep it downer. So when I was back
Speaker 5: home in boging Gate over Easter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the mouse plague era.
Speaker 5: Can I tell you the mouse plague wasn't the problem.
Speaker 5: It was more than mosquitoes. Really, Yes, they were horrific.
Speaker 5: They were the size of bloody golf balls. Those things
Speaker 5: it was weird.
Speaker 1: They're the ones when you spike them you can see
Speaker 1: the blood, you know, when you exactly.
Speaker 5: Anyway, when I was at home, I went to the
Speaker 5: bogen Gate Pub, and you know how small town communities,
Speaker 5: the pub's just kind of the hub has everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's been renovated to anything I saw.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's very lavish, the bogen Gate Pub. But it's
Speaker 5: also the post office and the general store. It's all
Speaker 5: in this one little broom closet sized room really out
Speaker 5: the back of the pub. Yes, so I was there.
Speaker 5: I went into the general store and I was so
Speaker 5: confused because there was something on the shelf that looked
Speaker 5: like what can only be described as a pile of
Speaker 5: used condoms. I was like, what the fuck is over there?
Speaker 5: Looked a little closer, and turns out it's a bunch
Speaker 5: of tiny moisturizer sample Oh, you brought them.
Speaker 7: For you.
Speaker 5: I've got presents from boating Gate.
Speaker 1: Oh can I just say I can corroborate?
Speaker 5: It does look like it looks like a youth condom.
Speaker 5: They've got those teeny tiny little SnapLock bags. Oh my god,
Speaker 5: that you would usually, you know, put medication in.
Speaker 6: Whoa I got the same thing in devo.
Speaker 5: You got the sample.
Speaker 1: You're kidding the sample?
Speaker 4: And then I actually bought it.
Speaker 1: On This is MIM's magic.
Speaker 5: Yes, so it's called MIM's magic. It's a homemade lavender barm.
Speaker 5: Doesn't look like I know, it looks like in a
Speaker 5: freaking SnapLock bag contraceptive diaphragm. Sam, do you want your
Speaker 5: your book sample?
Speaker 1: Yes? Of course. Who was Mim and what is their magic?
Speaker 5: Well, that's what I was so intrigued about. I was like,
Speaker 5: is there some old lady named Mim living in Bowden
Speaker 5: Gate that makes her little lavender bar pops them in
Speaker 5: bags for the people at the pub to give a crack.
Speaker 1: Now that's in a dime bag. Now, Like are they
Speaker 1: called dimebag dimebags because you give it a little dime
Speaker 1: in them? Yeah.
Speaker 5: And so there's like this tiny droplet of moisturizer that
Speaker 5: really you can't really spread it very far. Like I've
Speaker 5: got it on my finger. That's as much as I
Speaker 5: can get.
Speaker 6: I used to on my mosquito bites.
Speaker 5: And there you go.
Speaker 1: Can I read the fire quickly?
Speaker 5: Yes? So it's staple to a tiny bit of paper,
Speaker 5: this little bag and it's got mims Magic. And I
Speaker 5: did a quick google because I was so curious about Mim.
Speaker 5: Turns out she's not a boging Gate resident. She makes
Speaker 5: them at her lavender farm in Queensland and they get
Speaker 5: they're stocked in all the post offices around the country.
Speaker 5: How do you get yours in the post office?
Speaker 6: Got mine from the Dubo chemists.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, well she must okay, she's branching out because
Speaker 5: I thought exclusively at post offices. Anyway, Read out the
Speaker 5: little pamphlet, which can I just say, looks like something
Speaker 5: I made in primary school? Like this is some basic
Speaker 5: bitch font going on?
Speaker 4: How I remember it?
Speaker 1: Let me add some mimes music because this is the
Speaker 1: font is very medieval. All right, MIM's Magic, All natural ingredients, lavender,
Speaker 1: comfy you just saying it's.
Speaker 5: I believe that's an ingredient. Come free?
Speaker 1: Oh, come free? I don't know, God, I'll come for free.
Speaker 1: Tea tree. You can lift this rosemary sage, vitamin E,
Speaker 1: olive oil, almond oil, and bees wax all in that
Speaker 1: little bag.
Speaker 5: And it's kind of like poor poor you know how
Speaker 5: they say that you can just use it to fix
Speaker 5: everything with a list of things right, just joint inflammation,
Speaker 5: everything apparently multi byte.
Speaker 1: I'm never sold on those ointments. Like Hayden grew up
Speaker 1: putting poor poor on his like on his cuts. I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's not get a band aid.
Speaker 6: I did that too.
Speaker 5: Have you opened your sample, Sam, Yeah.
Speaker 1: It smells. It smells a bit off.
Speaker 5: It's not lavendery, is it.
Speaker 8: No, it's kind of like a weirds of ointment or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah. To be fair to Mim, no, this was created
Speaker 1: on a lavender farm in Queensland. It had to travel
Speaker 1: a fair distance.
Speaker 6: That's it's actually really good.
Speaker 5: It's probably off, but anyway, I was doing a bit
Speaker 5: of background research on Mim because I was so intrigued
Speaker 5: by this tiny little spoof product. She does soap, tale, compowder,
Speaker 5: all sorts of things. But the thing that really got
Speaker 5: my attention was when I googled tark and Lavender, which
Speaker 5: is the name of the farm. Yeah, it has a
Speaker 5: one star rating on Google. You know how you can
Speaker 5: leave reviews.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not good.
Speaker 5: I was like, what the fuck why people talking about Mim.
Speaker 5: I had this weird kind of defense. I was like,
Speaker 5: don't you come for my Mim, who I have absolutely
Speaker 5: no loyalty whatsoever.
Speaker 6: I love Mim.
Speaker 5: When I read the reviews, it's not about the product itself.
Speaker 5: It's just a bunch of people being abusive. They're saying, oh, Mim,
Speaker 5: you were really rude running away from your rental payments.
Speaker 5: Left the landlord stressed and devastated. Oh no, and there's
Speaker 5: so many one star reviews.
Speaker 1: What about this you.
Speaker 6: Owe the landlord? Be honest, Mim. Nothing is free, Be honest.
Speaker 5: Pauline should pay your rent, not rip people off.
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 6: What about this good service over price of standard SCons
Speaker 6: and tea?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 5: The lavender industry is brutal, guys, brutal.
Speaker 1: Oh, this one's good, best service I've ever had. And
Speaker 1: MIM's magic is great. That was left by oh Mim.
Speaker 5: I saw this on a current affairs on Channel Night.
Speaker 5: So I think that a current affair or perhaps the
Speaker 5: landlord himself has had a bit of a smear campaign
Speaker 5: against our dear Mim.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: And the thing with these reviews, much like the reviews
Speaker 5: on our podcast. Yeah, it's devastating because you can't delete them.
Speaker 1: No, once they're there, they're there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, And so I feel terrible for poor me.
Speaker 5: I all I need to pump her back up.
Speaker 1: We don't really know if she's actually an awful person
Speaker 1: or if but by the signs of this, by the
Speaker 1: looks of pamphlets and the fact that she's putting little
Speaker 1: this is at least one pump of MIM's magic.
Speaker 5: Not even a tiny sample, and it looks fair.
Speaker 1: I wish you could see it, or just can we
Speaker 1: just put a photo up on the Instagram will She
Speaker 1: has to be a sweet old lady. That's what her
Speaker 1: picture as well.
Speaker 5: That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 8: I also want to point out very quickly that on
Speaker 8: the website it says caution avoid using for the first
Speaker 8: four months of pregnancy because there may be a history
Speaker 8: of miscarriage.
Speaker 6: What excuse me?
Speaker 1: Should we should we call me? Because her numbers on
Speaker 1: the pamphlet, she's very clearly inviting.
Speaker 5: I was hoping that you wouldn't think the same thing
Speaker 5: as me, because I do want to hear her side
Speaker 5: of the story. Poor reviews, I feel I feel sorry
Speaker 5: for paulm.
Speaker 1: You know what, I think. I don't think we should
Speaker 1: call her because I think it might throw her off.
Speaker 1: I think Dot should call. No, I can get Dot
Speaker 1: in she's here. She had a podiatis's appointment, So she's
Speaker 1: waiting in the in the.
Speaker 5: Off airy do when you do this, I can bring
Speaker 5: Dot in.
Speaker 1: I think Dot went to school with Mim as well.
Speaker 5: Don't come in, she need to come in.
Speaker 1: Well, she was at the podiatrist, so she's limping. She's
Speaker 1: got ingrowns on every toene.
Speaker 5: Dot. If Mitch is that alter ego a very old woman.
Speaker 5: If you knew her.
Speaker 1: Whole foot is that door? Dot?
Speaker 5: Okay, come in Dot's club foot.
Speaker 1: Oh no, take a seat up there.
Speaker 5: Would you like some MIM's magic Dot. I've got a
Speaker 5: samp before you.
Speaker 4: This looks like.
Speaker 1: Prilip was towed in the sixties. Won't go into that
Speaker 1: chorus soul, don't dit, don't get yourself in trouble all
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell the number.
Speaker 4: This one.
Speaker 1: Yes, h.
Speaker 11: M hmm, you have reached the message bank of zero.
Speaker 5: Try again. She might think we're a debt collect and
Speaker 5: not a customer.
Speaker 1: We're dying it one more time for your dot Dot. Yeah, h.
Speaker 11: M hm, you have reached the message bank of zero.
Speaker 5: Always sounds like someone answering cut it off.
Speaker 1: Goodness me all right?
Speaker 5: Well mim okay, mims, m I A did you find
Speaker 5: me a current affair thing Sam I did.
Speaker 11: Actually, can we have a law?
Speaker 5: I don't want this to persuade my opinion of mem
Speaker 5: I wanted to hear her side of the story. You
Speaker 5: go on, let's just watch it.
Speaker 8: Can you play it through the desk March Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Go.
Speaker 6: You know, we're looking at a property over a million
Speaker 6: dollars and I have a person squatting on it.
Speaker 2: You haven't been paying the rental payments.
Speaker 6: I'm stuck here and tell he fixes the thing.
Speaker 2: She's the proud business owner who's managed to avoid paying
Speaker 2: rent for almost an entire year. You're just you're refusing
Speaker 2: to pay him any money at all. That's right, But
Speaker 2: Test claims a valid reason why the building's not up
Speaker 2: to standard.
Speaker 1: The contract that we were we signed off on.
Speaker 5: He was supposed to fix the water and the building fair.
Speaker 2: Frank Vandetti bought this property in Queensland Sunshine cos.
Speaker 1: She's wearing purple. By the way, she's everything. I thought
Speaker 1: that she would.
Speaker 5: Be a bit more hippie like. I thought she'd have
Speaker 5: like a bandanna on really long hair and like lots
Speaker 5: of jingly jewels, wind chimes or the.
Speaker 1: Wind chimes there's a room full of wind chimes. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is getting caught up now in the semantics, I got.
Speaker 5: To say so far, I'm team Mim because I have
Speaker 5: had landlords try and sting me for things repairs that
Speaker 5: they didn't do, and we were hassling them saying well,
Speaker 5: when you need to fix this, you need to fix that,
Speaker 5: and then when we moved out, they try to charge
Speaker 5: us for it. Jenna's just comes from call.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: We can be pending a phone call with Mim and Dot.
Speaker 1: We can be team Mim and we can we can
Speaker 1: be the ones that can rally around to get up
Speaker 1: her Facebook ratings back.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's her Google reviews. So if you google Tarquin Lavender,
Speaker 5: I implore our goodhearted listeners to go and leave a
Speaker 5: positive review. Let's do one now, Actually yeah, yeah, Sam's
Speaker 5: bringing it up on Google diaphragm. Sam, Yes, this website,
Speaker 5: but go to the other one that has more reviews.
Speaker 5: See how one has twenty four. There we go the gift.
Speaker 1: Gift, Sam, can you can you type sure?
Speaker 5: Five stars? Obviously?
Speaker 7: Ok?
Speaker 1: Five stars?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 1: Five? There we go. Five share detail of your own
Speaker 1: experience at this place. Are we going to lie no,
Speaker 1: because you've got her mini samples at Bowden Gate.
Speaker 5: Well, Jenny, you've actually got a tub. So what did
Speaker 5: you think of this?
Speaker 6: I used it on my mosquito bites and I found
Speaker 6: it particularly comforting.
Speaker 1: Okay, so right that, why don't we start with couldn't
Speaker 1: be more complimentary of mim and her products.
Speaker 5: Couldn't be more thrilled, thrilled with this barm thrilled with
Speaker 5: this bar because it is the bomb.
Speaker 1: Yes, with his balm comma. It has soothed and healed
Speaker 1: my many aching saws. And maybe like ferocious mosquito bite,
Speaker 1: ferocious mosquito bites, ferocious in capitals. I like that. But whatever,
Speaker 1: nat CDC, let's go for it. Why don't you then
Speaker 1: just say, Mim, you also have never not missed the
Speaker 1: rent payment.
Speaker 5: Don't address that. I'm just taking a photo of the
Speaker 5: little no win comebag, and I think you should attach
Speaker 5: that because there's a bit where you can. I don't
Speaker 5: think we addressed the rent Sam.
Speaker 1: Why don't you say I have recently seen a production
Speaker 1: of Rent, just so the word rent is in a
Speaker 1: five star review.
Speaker 5: I was able to sit through a three hour production
Speaker 5: of Rent without getting itchy. The first one in decades.
Speaker 1: Decades, yes, decades in capitals as well. We still haven't
Speaker 1: spoken to Mim. What if she's like right old cow.
Speaker 5: She's not though, didn't have something else to do on
Speaker 5: the show. I'll text Mim and say call me back,
Speaker 5: and hopefully before the end of the show she calls back.
Speaker 1: Yes, I actually have the photo.
Speaker 5: Here we go, do it?
Speaker 6: Do it all right?
Speaker 1: Ready?
Speaker 5: In three two?
Speaker 8: Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait, wait wait wait I was gonna get
Speaker 1: a drum roll.
Speaker 5: Well, fucking no time like the present. Sorry, MIM's desperate
Speaker 5: for redemption.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 5: Yes, there's twenty one bad reviews. If we get at
Speaker 5: least twenty one positive, then she'll be around the three stummer,
Speaker 5: I reckon. We've got enough listeners to back Mim.
Speaker 1: Here. All right, we've put a photo in, We've left
Speaker 1: a review ready.
Speaker 5: To submit three two one post.
Speaker 1: There we go reviews.
Speaker 6: We will rebuild Mim.
Speaker 5: We will what you got?
Speaker 11: What do you got?
Speaker 1: In the meantime, I have found another mispronunciation.
Speaker 5: There were so many unknown.
Speaker 1: I am on the lookout. I think we all are.
Speaker 1: Whenever we hear someone say something even remotely wrong, we
Speaker 1: jump on it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Sometimes I accuse people of saying things even though
Speaker 5: they were correct. I'm like that was wrong. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 5: just desperate for them. I'm starving for them.
Speaker 1: Now this one will sound like I'm doing just that,
Speaker 1: but this was sent me from a friend. This comes
Speaker 1: in from Nova, which is a national radio station. It's
Speaker 1: also our competition, our rival. Yeah, very similar radio rands.
Speaker 1: I mean we beat them in almost every market. However,
Speaker 1: this is my direct competition. This is smallsy surgery.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, this is a smallsy mispronunciation.
Speaker 1: Rival. We're friends, we know each other like, it's all
Speaker 1: very friends, right, Okay, he was sick about two nights ago.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, and he had a fill in. Now, apparently
Speaker 1: they couldn't get any Nova fillions, so they had to
Speaker 1: dip into the smooth them.
Speaker 5: Oh, very different vibe. Yes, now, which, as you know,
Speaker 5: my impression for those who haven't heard it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, of course, drawing it your smooth song.
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe like a what do you think what's the
Speaker 5: smooth song? Maybe like a my Heart Will go on
Speaker 5: or something by the presenter they've got in the morning
Speaker 5: on smooth She yeah, she overyearses and over pronounces the letters. Yeah,
Speaker 5: well morning, didn't you I hope you're having a splendid
Speaker 5: Tuesday morning. I hope you're having a sunny start of
Speaker 5: the day. We're going to kick things off and keep
Speaker 5: you relaxed. Here, it's smooth. Oh why'd they cut off
Speaker 5: the intro anyway? You get what we're dealing. Vibe to
Speaker 5: fucking FM like commercial hit radio.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for me to be like coming on, that's
Speaker 1: what we do.
Speaker 5: Hope you're having a fabulous evening here.
Speaker 1: It's smooth.
Speaker 5: I hope you're cozed up by the fire with a
Speaker 5: hot chocolate, maybe a wine. It's smooth.
Speaker 1: So they had a smooth announcer on for Nova and
Speaker 1: he was doing quite well, but he sounds way up
Speaker 1: there in age. This is one of the biggest songs
Speaker 1: in the world at the moment, right, kick it right?
Speaker 1: We know who this is? Yeah, with that, I love
Speaker 1: the new Miley version. Yes, that's just so I can
Speaker 1: criticize it, so we can legally get away with playing
Speaker 1: it anyway. This announcer was clearly talking about the kid
Speaker 1: l Roy coming up on the show, and yeah, he
Speaker 1: had clearly never heard of him before. Let's roll the audience.
Speaker 1: We're not the number one tune of the night.
Speaker 8: That's reserved for the Kid Lowry and Miley Cyrus without you.
Speaker 11: He's on the now.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: H Lowry. I thought maybe he did that live and
Speaker 1: he read the run sheet and he went, I don't
Speaker 1: have time. Let's go with Lowry an hour and a
Speaker 1: half later in there as well. How much the remixes
Speaker 1: with different artists getting.
Speaker 8: Involved in the big thing at the moment, The one
Speaker 8: for Miley and the Kid Lowry.
Speaker 6: Is nobody corrected him at all, nobody.
Speaker 1: That was an hour later. The kid Lowry.
Speaker 5: I don't know what to do with that mispronunciation.
Speaker 6: It's not even spelt.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: The problem is is it's two. It's la and he's
Speaker 1: going lao and then roy and he's going three.
Speaker 5: You know what I loved? Yeah, the sequel to Finding
Speaker 5: Nemo Finding Dowry.
Speaker 1: That was brilliant. We got that well done. That's it's hard.
Speaker 5: It's hard.
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Why did this isn't is hard?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I'm on the edge of Glowry and I'm hang, you
Speaker 5: get I don't like this one.
Speaker 1: It's too It is hard. What do you work now?
Speaker 5: Oh? You know my favorite green alcohol is me Dowie.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 6: That is very good.
Speaker 1: What's that festival everyone went to grown up as kids?
Speaker 1: It was in the grass? Oh, splend hour in the grass.
Speaker 1: It's hard, it's very difficult.
Speaker 5: Nothing rhymes with LeRoi?
Speaker 1: No, oh what I love? Chips are? Howy? Chips are?
Speaker 6: Chips are Harry?
Speaker 1: That's terrible?
Speaker 5: How No, I don't like this one.
Speaker 1: There's none.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I often if I ever bring a mispronunciation, I
Speaker 5: often think in my head if there's any that I
Speaker 5: can think of, and if I can't, I don't bring
Speaker 5: it up.
Speaker 1: Oh my, just brought it up.
Speaker 6: I like chips out.
Speaker 5: And no call from mim. This show has been fucked.
Speaker 1: God. I really did just want to shipcan my competition.
Speaker 1: I didn't even pre think about how it would work
Speaker 1: on the show.
Speaker 5: You know what we should do? We should put this
Speaker 5: entire episode in Jenna's junk.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's very very We could.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's opening, it's.
Speaker 6: In, it's in.
Speaker 5: Should do a quick round of Jenna's junk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god? Really yeah? Do you have junk?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 5: If there's heats of junk in there, it's over. If
Speaker 5: it's first thing at the scene, I've got so much.
Speaker 3: Do Let's take a peek at Jenna's junk, shall.
Speaker 5: We Jenne's junk is where all our rubbish ideas go
Speaker 5: after we decide they're not good enough to bring them
Speaker 5: up on the show, but somehow they get brought up.
Speaker 1: Are this is very on the flying imprompture.
Speaker 6: My junk is full.
Speaker 5: Well, we've got heats of crap ideas, so there's plenty
Speaker 5: of to get through.
Speaker 1: Jenna, are you ready to dive in?
Speaker 6: I'm ready.
Speaker 4: Let's go the O the Terrible?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Or does pad see you get no credit?
Speaker 5: Why don't they get credit? Isn't that just your basic
Speaker 5: go to?
Speaker 1: No, it's all bad time pad tie pad tie get
Speaker 1: bad Tai chicken pad type, beef pad tie prawn.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but it's always on the menu, it is.
Speaker 1: But everyone always talks about pad time. No one ever
Speaker 1: talks about pads.
Speaker 5: You it's the best, better, it's better than to paraphrase
Speaker 5: the taco add Why can't we have both that?
Speaker 1: I always get both at one sitting.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but we do that thing where you get a
Speaker 5: bunch of different dishes and we all just you know,
Speaker 5: get a little bit on the plane.
Speaker 1: I don't like to share.
Speaker 6: I can't share it. Well, I have to have my own.
Speaker 5: You share your fucking pubic hair with your mother, but
Speaker 5: you won't share her pad tie that on a T shirt.
Speaker 6: I'm diving back in.
Speaker 1: What okay, the judgment.
Speaker 6: This is a segment idea O bit or bob?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, this wasn't an gym of mine. This was a
Speaker 5: segment idea that I thought would be good. Yeah. You
Speaker 5: know how people say, oh, you've just got some bits
Speaker 5: and bobs on the shelf, that sort of stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's like we take an item and we decide and
Speaker 5: debate amongst ourselves. Is it a bit or is it
Speaker 5: a bob?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 1: That's still right now.
Speaker 5: I would say this drink bottle is a bob.
Speaker 1: Okay, Whereas I need to see a bit, well, I.
Speaker 5: Would say a paper clip is a bit.
Speaker 1: Yes, see, I completely agree with that.
Speaker 5: What about headphones, bob, they're a bit?
Speaker 6: I would say they're a bit?
Speaker 5: Really, yes, they're a bit.
Speaker 4: I would it is.
Speaker 6: More like a side option.
Speaker 1: No, a bit can be thrown to the side at
Speaker 1: any point, destroyed board. Interesting.
Speaker 5: See, maybe it's not so bad. Have you got any
Speaker 5: items out there and what can you bit or bob
Speaker 5: with it? That's that's a bit. Cup's a bit, not
Speaker 5: a bob.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's a bit. Actually, yeah, pan this pan,
Speaker 1: I'm holding bit okay, iPhone twelve promacs.
Speaker 5: Ooh, a bit, that's a bit. No, actually no, it's
Speaker 5: a bob.
Speaker 1: Fuck.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 5: No, sorry, the iPhone is the bob. The iPhone case
Speaker 5: is the bit.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I would say the opposite.
Speaker 5: Oh, Sands got another one tissue box. Holy shit, I
Speaker 5: would say bob. I can't decide it is a tissue box,
Speaker 5: a bit of a bob, and I would like to
Speaker 5: move on. No way, I feel that that.
Speaker 8: I think, no, no, no, the tissues are bits, but the
Speaker 8: box is a bob.
Speaker 5: Congratulations.
Speaker 1: This is absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 5: Les, I think it's got legs.
Speaker 6: I am going to my junk.
Speaker 1: That's a shock.
Speaker 6: Oh is it just me? Or is there no excuse
Speaker 6: for bubbled window tinting in twenty twenty one?
Speaker 1: What me?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 5: It depends if it's a DIY like you can't expect
Speaker 5: the world of them.
Speaker 1: No. I was behind a car in traffic the other
Speaker 1: day and their back window was just bubbled. It looks
Speaker 1: like saying bubble tea like there were just it was
Speaker 1: black and bubble. It was horrendous. Is an excuse for that?
Speaker 5: If I was paying, if I was getting my windows
Speaker 5: tinted because they weren't tinted already, I would definitely That's
Speaker 5: not something i'd skimp on. I'd get someone to do it,
Speaker 5: like you'd want. You wouldn't want the bubble. It's like
Speaker 5: when you used to have to cover your school books. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it would kill me when I had a bubble on that.
Speaker 1: Speaking of Mother's Day, my mum was very good at that.
Speaker 1: I think all mums have that innately built into them.
Speaker 5: No, my mum was like not faved by the bubbles.
Speaker 5: So she'd be like, oh there's a there's an air bubble,
Speaker 5: but oh well you get what you're given where it's
Speaker 5: so I just took over.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, really, pop the bubbles.
Speaker 5: But then there's the dots on your book.
Speaker 1: And she's been in here the whole.
Speaker 5: She's concussed on the ground.
Speaker 1: Fuck this mayonnaise, don't know that's magic?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 5: What else is in the junk?
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm going in. I'm going in.
Speaker 4: This is so confusing?
Speaker 6: Is feel better aggressive?
Speaker 12: What?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I wrote that down on one of my sick days
Speaker 5: and it's tell oh, that's okay, we've got we've got
Speaker 5: it covered. Feel better like it's not a wish, it's
Speaker 5: like a demand feel better, you feel better, rather than
Speaker 5: I hope you feel better soon. It's just like, oh
Speaker 5: my god, feel better? Actually better?
Speaker 6: Actually I agree, I hope you feel better?
Speaker 1: Is so much feel better?
Speaker 5: Have you not heard that when people feel better? And
Speaker 5: I was like, what if I don't? Have you got
Speaker 5: a problem with that?
Speaker 1: You can't control this conversation is yeah, I agree, I
Speaker 1: don't like it. And then that's why it's in the
Speaker 1: of course it's junk. Also feel better or something you
Speaker 1: could say to attended date you go feel better.
Speaker 5: Oh well, that's a different story. That's more of a
Speaker 5: you're feeling me already, but I want you to feel
Speaker 5: me better, or if you feel better.
Speaker 1: Regional production and you're playing regional production of Modern Family,
Speaker 1: the plane you're playing, feel and the director goes, feel better,
Speaker 1: save some junk for another day when it.
Speaker 5: Go yes, that segment went in the junk though, the
Speaker 5: last myths pronunciation and MIM's magic. I'm furious we didn't
Speaker 5: get a hold of it. Should we try one more
Speaker 5: time for mim?
Speaker 1: Okay, correctly. Don't back in here.
Speaker 6: She's on the floor.
Speaker 1: Give me up.
Speaker 11: You have reached the message bank.
Speaker 5: Or all right, I'll give up. I give up.
Speaker 1: I feel dizzy, Sit up. Wow, updates on MIM in
Speaker 1: the next episode, we hope.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll keep you posted. But thanks for listening to
Speaker 5: episode sixty five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, send this a show to a friend if you
Speaker 1: enjoyed it. Right now, we all have one of those friends.
Speaker 1: Whenever I listen to a podcast, I've sent contracept me
Speaker 1: diphram Sam, I send you episodes all the time of
Speaker 1: other podcast Absolutely, I go, oh Sam, light this, I
Speaker 1: Oh my friend Gordian light this or hated would like
Speaker 1: this or general meet you like you've.
Speaker 5: Never sent one to I was going to say, I've
Speaker 5: never been sent anything.
Speaker 1: A lot of help once and I sent that to me.
Speaker 1: I would send this to a friend that you think
Speaker 1: would enjoy it, get them to listen, and leave yourself
Speaker 1: a five star review Apple Podcast. Don't forget doing Facebook
Speaker 1: as well, and when yourself some red rooster, maybe some merch.
Speaker 1: Speaking of thanks for selling out all our merch guys.
Speaker 5: I haven't been sold that yet. There's a few more
Speaker 5: scabby ones left the misprinted merch.
Speaker 1: Oh there is, yeah, which is just I mean selling
Speaker 1: like there's only a few left though, a couple of sizes,
Speaker 1: none that have fit me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, go on the sor see if there's the one available.
Speaker 5: It'll tell you if it's out of stock.
Speaker 1: But yeah, all right, Happy Mother's Day to all the
Speaker 1: mums out there, all the mums that listen.
Speaker 5: We have a lot of mums listening, a lot of mums.
Speaker 1: I know, not to single them away, and.
Speaker 5: Also shout out to anyone who's missing their mum today.
Speaker 5: I didn't know how to bring it up because I'm like, oh,
Speaker 5: it's kind of running it in talking about Mother's Day.
Speaker 5: And I was like, what do we do to reflect
Speaker 5: people who are having a bad Mother's Day?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 5: I was like, do we get someone on to talk
Speaker 5: about it? And I was like, I know from some
Speaker 5: of my friends whose mums have passed away, they don't
Speaker 5: like to be like token eyes. It's like it can
Speaker 5: be tough the kid with the ed mum, but you
Speaker 5: know we're thinking of you. Yeah, I hope we could
Speaker 5: have cheered you up in some way if you're feeling shit.
Speaker 1: And We'll be back next week. Episode fifty six. Can
Speaker 1: your body believe it? We'll see you again.
Speaker 5: Sixty six the Devil's number almost Oh my god?
Speaker 1: All right, see you that guys?
Speaker 5: Bye?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 10: Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your
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Speaker 5: Welcome to A to D Brief. This is our secret segment.
Speaker 5: On the end, we keep talking shit. Pretend the show
Speaker 5: is over. Hopefully no one hears it because we are. Yeah,
Speaker 5: we just kind of go rogue.
Speaker 11: It's not up.
Speaker 1: It's work, guys. Mim just call back.
Speaker 5: What a pig, I'm fucking spewing. We didn't get Mim
Speaker 5: on the phone. I really want to hear from her.
Speaker 1: We will get Mim back.
Speaker 4: I want to talk to mem.
Speaker 6: I just want to thank her.
Speaker 1: We do yourself a favorite Google that a current affair
Speaker 1: video because she is a beautiful will be beautiful. She
Speaker 1: had like a knitted cardigan that I reckon she bought
Speaker 1: at the local market.
Speaker 5: How bizarre that I stumbled across all these sample that
Speaker 5: the Bogan Gate pumpa of all places, I didn't realize
Speaker 5: her reach. She's in the Double Gift Shop or whatever.
Speaker 1: Where you bought the famed Dubbo dirt front. Yes, what
Speaker 1: do we reckon? Mims? Ringtime would be like. She's probably
Speaker 1: at home now watching Big Brother. I'm sure she'd love
Speaker 1: Big Brother.
Speaker 6: I have a feeling maybe Lego Master.
Speaker 1: I reckon Lego Masters will be on and then this
Speaker 1: would be memes. Ring Turn should just be sitting there
Speaker 1: that Hamish Blake.
Speaker 3: Feel.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 5: I think she seems unmarried to me. Really, yeah, there's
Speaker 5: something about her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know what you mean.
Speaker 6: I feel like she'd have the Nokia Generic.
Speaker 5: I get she somehow manages to have the Nokia ring
Speaker 5: tone on her iPhone. It's miraculous.
Speaker 1: You think she should be I think you should be
Speaker 1: happily watching television. I think I think you're right.
Speaker 5: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Stand by?
Speaker 11: So?
Speaker 1: I think in the living room watching the cricket because
Speaker 1: you love it?
Speaker 5: Where's that coming from the tv? Oh my god?
Speaker 6: This is football football umpire?
Speaker 4: Are you what?
Speaker 5: Maggott?
Speaker 1: Don't don't you don't? Oh that mine? I'm Tranta tell
Speaker 1: you them. There's the phone? Am I sitting on it?
Speaker 1: I don't know where that is? I missed that. I
Speaker 1: think that's what her ringtail would be.
Speaker 5: I might use that current, don't you dare? Move the mouse.
Speaker 5: Sam that current freeze frame of mem on the screen.
Speaker 5: I might make that the profile picture of my fake
Speaker 5: boomer account Bernice.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I really like her tinted glasses.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's got the ones that they turned to sunny
Speaker 5: than the Sun.
Speaker 1: Yes, I reckon I had that.
Speaker 5: I reckon. Mim definitely steals from the collection played at church.
Speaker 5: She's got that energy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, her hair looks like the feathers on a
Speaker 1: Sesame Street puppet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys need to google this the current events
Speaker 5: story for the visual. But like she I might put
Speaker 5: a photo on our Facebook group too, But she like,
Speaker 5: is it possible to screenshot that? Okay, she looks like
Speaker 5: there's no doubt in her mind that she believes he's right.
Speaker 5: She's like, I've been squatting here for a year and
Speaker 5: not paying rent, and I stand by my action.
Speaker 6: And I stand by her action.
Speaker 1: She's also clearly using it as a business because you
Speaker 1: look at the lavender in the background, there's a little
Speaker 1: a four piece of paper that she's installed with the
Speaker 1: front door.
Speaker 5: How she makes her magic like a big bath or
Speaker 5: something not.
Speaker 8: Being said though this has been on my hand since
Speaker 8: the start of the episode and It is now seeping
Speaker 8: into my brain.
Speaker 5: Don't you shit? Can the magic of Mim?
Speaker 6: I have it on my hand and I feel great.
Speaker 5: Is the sample? Does that do justice? The ship? You
Speaker 5: get in the jar?
Speaker 1: So you bought the jar. So you bought the hot
Speaker 1: Why Jenna?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 6: Because I had mosquito bites and I was desperate to soothe.
Speaker 1: Yes, and it worked. Did you got you bought me
Speaker 1: lavender bar and Jenna on for Christmas?
Speaker 5: It's not from Mim.
Speaker 6: No, No, not fromm.
Speaker 11: That was.
Speaker 1: Wendy's witchcraft.
Speaker 5: No, Rustice Lavender Farm in book Book Book Book, And
Speaker 5: by the way, they're also canceled.
Speaker 6: Why Why?
Speaker 5: Because I lost my lavender eyepillow when I messaged them
Speaker 5: on Facebook asking for a new one and they just
Speaker 5: left me on red and I kept following up being like, OI, hello,
Speaker 5: I don't feel like a small lavender farmer in book
Speaker 5: book is run off its fucking feet that they're going
Speaker 5: to ignore its only desperate customer. Maybe let's call them instead.
Speaker 5: Could you google Rusty Lavender Farm in.
Speaker 1: Book Book Book Book.
Speaker 6: What happened to it?
Speaker 5: I don't know, No, maybe it got TikTok.
Speaker 1: I could have I rode one of those in thaire Land.
Speaker 1: I remember you called me from me you were watching,
Speaker 1: Oh Pan and the Pirate Hook. Cook, that's the film
Speaker 1: you're watching. Yeah, Sam put it up on the screen.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, give him a ring. I'll have a silk
Speaker 5: silk definitely. Well, no, you should call him.
Speaker 1: So what am I saying?
Speaker 5: Wear me fucking lavender pill order it online? No, no,
Speaker 5: just ask for one uniquely. Your your friend Kathy recommended it?
Speaker 1: Doctor over here?
Speaker 4: Have your friend mim an't you that darling?
Speaker 1: For my incident? What's with these fucking rural towns and
Speaker 1: people not answer hello? Hello? Hello, Hello? I'm after a
Speaker 1: lavender iepillow?
Speaker 7: All right, an Iras pillow.
Speaker 1: There's an Iras like it's like a purple oblong for
Speaker 1: your eyes. My grandson or had one. He went for
Speaker 1: visit to book book and brought on home. And I thought,
Speaker 1: can all of those on on Google?
Speaker 7: Oh? Yeah, right, we've still got some left year.
Speaker 1: Do you guys have a Facebook book?
Speaker 7: Well we do, but I don't still with the Facebook part,
Speaker 7: but my daughter does in Melbourne, So I'm not up
Speaker 7: with all that stuff that I can send it by
Speaker 7: post for you?
Speaker 1: And is it just one I can buy?
Speaker 7: I suppose yes, unless you wanted to. But there's about
Speaker 7: four their left.
Speaker 1: Craig, do you want one they I could get I'd
Speaker 1: be interested in two.
Speaker 4: Yes, two?
Speaker 7: Okay, So if I get your name and address, yes,
Speaker 7: I can send it off to you soon.
Speaker 1: All right. So the first name is dot yeah, d
Speaker 1: O T d O T mm hmmm wiggins w A.
Speaker 12: G G Yes, I M I N S four. I've
Speaker 12: got that one my home and dress.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, I've got that, and I'll tell you I now,
Speaker 7: I'll get back to you with the price on that,
Speaker 7: how much it will cost to scend and everything. We
Speaker 7: basically pack it up, get it ready, take it to
Speaker 7: the post office, get them to tell us how much
Speaker 7: it will cost, and then I can phone you. If
Speaker 7: you give me your phone number, I'll.
Speaker 1: Give you my number. Yep, I'll give you my grandsons.
Speaker 9: Hold on because you don't you don't want mine, because
Speaker 9: there is will grow to his property. Okay is zero four?
Speaker 7: Yep, Okay, we'll do. I'll get back to him when
Speaker 7: it's all ready to go.
Speaker 9: Oh, absolutely lovely. Thank You've been nothing but but but
Speaker 9: warm and kind. And you have a lovely mother's day.
Speaker 7: You have a lovely Mother's Day too. Than you, thank
Speaker 7: you so much.
Speaker 1: No ways, have a great night you too.
Speaker 5: I oh, thank god. So it's her rat daughter that's
Speaker 5: been ignoring me on Facebook in Melbourne. I ordered yours
Speaker 5: off Facebook through the daughter, but when I try to
Speaker 5: get another one for myself, ignored for months on end.
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. What's going on with these Facebook
Speaker 1: marketplace group people. I almost feel like they get it
Speaker 1: because they feel they have to, but then they don't
Speaker 1: run it properly, and it's even worse their company and
Speaker 1: their brand and their cash.
Speaker 5: You know what, when she calls me tomorrow to confirm
Speaker 5: the order, I'm going to dob the daughter in. I'm
Speaker 5: going to go full Karen on it.
Speaker 6: You are not I will, I think to say.
Speaker 5: Just so you know, it's bad for business the love
Speaker 5: as if the lavender business hasn't struggled enough, you can't
Speaker 5: have flaky fucks like your daughter ignoring customers on Faithful.
Speaker 5: I've barely slept a wink for months without my pillow.
Speaker 1: Hey, I was just thinking we did call our mums.
Speaker 1: One episode was a forty forty eight. I think it was.
Speaker 5: I'll find out find out.
Speaker 1: I think it was forty eight. We called our mums.
Speaker 1: If you want to hear what our mother's sound.
Speaker 5: Yeah it was. Yeah, I don't want to call them again,
Speaker 5: but happy mother's nay Michelle Jane and don't tell me,
Speaker 5: don't tell me Rods. Yes, there we go, Love.
Speaker 1: Rose and Sam's mother Margaret. Damn it, No, No, I
Speaker 1: just want to Laurie is a nice name, l o R.
Speaker 6: I Oh like kid Laurie.
Speaker 7: Lowry.
Speaker 1: I think it was, Oh, so you're beautiful, mum Larry.
Speaker 1: That's what we uhould have go with the kid Lowry.
Speaker 5: What a fall?
Speaker 1: Anyway, Sorry, that's not the competition really is from Smooth.
Speaker 5: We really should that's also a rival but anyway.
Speaker 1: Yes, true, but not for me, not a direct rival.
Speaker 1: Thank you to Mims, our sponsor this episode, Mims Mado
Speaker 1: It really no wonders.
Speaker 5: That's the actual sponsor.
Speaker 1: Play Red Rooster. We love you, we adore you, Thank you. Hey.
Speaker 1: You can still grab some of the misprinted merch.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's still plenty of few left, I should say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and there is a discount code, although by the
Speaker 1: time this is out it might all be different.
Speaker 5: Fingers crossed. They're still available, but head to our Facebook group.
Speaker 5: During Idiots, you'll find the link, the discount cort, everything
Speaker 5: you need if you want to get a last minute
Speaker 5: jump up.
Speaker 1: I think we are also running over injuring Idiots too quick,
Speaker 1: because someone was like, I've been searching and during Idiots
Speaker 1: all weak and endurant. There's a tea endurant because you're
Speaker 1: enduring the whole show, and you have been endurant.
Speaker 5: The fact that you have endured this crap and made
Speaker 5: it to the end of the podcast thereby makes you endurance.
Speaker 6: And you're an idiot show.
Speaker 1: I want everyone to send this show to a friend.
Speaker 1: I think that's the homework for this week, Okay, and
Speaker 1: then I will check in next week. And do not
Speaker 1: swing on your chairs. I just swing on my chair
Speaker 1: and have bent back one day. Yep, they told you
Speaker 1: to tell me. Did you guys have underdesks?
Speaker 5: Is that I hated those?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I was too fucking tall and fat that
Speaker 1: I'd get underdeesk scrapes on the top thigh. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: a little bit of wood would fall off, and kids
Speaker 1: would get the pen and just shove it in like
Speaker 1: they just flake off the plywood, and they'd be like,
Speaker 1: like Jamie.
Speaker 5: Loves Margaret work place with that underdeth little toa chay things.
Speaker 5: But that so dumb.
Speaker 1: I think we've phased out the pigeonhole.
Speaker 5: Na I still go to the kiss pigeonhole all the time.
Speaker 5: It's oaken on my mail to live in.
Speaker 6: What about the desks, like, actually I.
Speaker 5: Should have gotten my fucking Lavendi pillow sent here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck up standing desks. You're right, Jennie, standing desk.
Speaker 6: No, I mean the ones you know at school.
Speaker 5: Rather than reaching through the front of a tray, you
Speaker 5: have to open the top of the desk to get
Speaker 5: in that.
Speaker 1: I went to public schools, Yeah, they weren't public. Did
Speaker 1: you go to a public school?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: What about chair I don't remember what. They were called
Speaker 1: chair covers, and they were little sacks that you put
Speaker 1: on the back of your chair. And yeah, like a
Speaker 1: booksack or a book cover or a chair cover.
Speaker 5: I didn't have that. That sounds ship.
Speaker 1: It was like a little lip.
Speaker 6: It was like the library thing that you put on
Speaker 6: the back of your chair.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't like that book cap, book statue. It
Speaker 1: was called something I don't know. I remember this is I.
Speaker 5: Loved book Satchel. Impact of the Rafters. She's a great wonderful.
Speaker 1: I remember my uncle when I got school, captain gave
Speaker 1: me best best speeches from around the world, historic speeches,
Speaker 1: and I had to give a speech for school captain,
Speaker 1: and this was like my inspiration and I was in it.
Speaker 1: I couldn't care less about JFK or Mohammed Gandhi or
Speaker 1: Malcolm X giving me speeches which were transcribed in this
Speaker 1: book with black and white photos. But I brought it
Speaker 1: in for silent reading just to show off. I didn't
Speaker 1: have any interest in it. And it was speeches that
Speaker 1: change the world, that was it. And Missus Moon said,
Speaker 1: all right, mitche, why don't you tell everyone you're reading
Speaker 1: who's a bye? I mean JFK, one of many, Malcolm X,
Speaker 1: Mahammed Gandhi. It speeches to change the world, And she
Speaker 1: was like, why are you reading that? I went to inspire.
Speaker 1: It was the biggest wank, and I remember in that moment,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, this is going down like a lead bullion.
Speaker 1: I'm an idiot.
Speaker 5: There's so many speetures that they could put in the
Speaker 5: revised edition that Julia Gillar misogyny, fucking little what's the
Speaker 5: name Greta Scumberg with the with the how dare you
Speaker 5: she should be in that?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: True? What else?
Speaker 6: Pri Larson's Academy?
Speaker 1: All, No, she didn't deserve it for them Now.
Speaker 5: It's just anyway we should go now.
Speaker 1: I want to think of more speechless.
Speaker 5: Open the lines here at the station thirty one and
Speaker 5: sixty five? What's your favorite speech?
Speaker 1: Doctor oberfucking last week? That was an impassioned speech that
Speaker 1: he gave us.
Speaker 5: You missed a wild week last week, Jenna and seem.
Speaker 1: Yeah, welcome back. By the way, Sorry we didn't even
Speaker 1: say welcome back, but it's great to have you guys here.
Speaker 1: Thank him, Thank him the end of the show. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's a welcome you. Mitch and I went rogue. Yes,
Speaker 1: I heard dads were out and we were having a rewine.
Speaker 1: You were loose. I was in court and we have
Speaker 1: a love potion for all of us and it works
Speaker 1: on gay.
Speaker 5: We haven't got it yet though, Yeah, did you actually
Speaker 5: have one?
Speaker 1: What's that? Haven't? All right, we'll see you next week,
Speaker 1: hopefully with an update on MIM's magic.
Speaker 5: I'm hoping fingers cross.
Speaker 1: Enjoy your Mother's day. Say hi to your mum's forests.
Speaker 1: We adore you. Thank you for listening. And we'll see
Speaker 1: you next week.
Speaker 5: See you guys, have your Mother's Day.
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