WEBVTT - #65: Mim's Magic

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<v Speaker 1>People do some weird shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney fell several meters from a

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<v Speaker 2>trapeze while performing in the musical Pivot.

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<v Speaker 3>Some things that make more sense than others bring pikes, nurseries,

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<v Speaker 3>urcury pikes, p y k e s Hey, why I hey,

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<v Speaker 3>as in kill hey why?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults?

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<v Speaker 1>Food?

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<v Speaker 4>Why is your life so expensive?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even having a good time?

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<v Speaker 5>Is just.

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<v Speaker 1>A couple of mitches? What about me?

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<v Speaker 6>Don't forget.

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<v Speaker 3>No, he is maturely and.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh for episode sixty five, Alo majore.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello, how is everyone?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what? Good? Feeling great? On this Mother's Day?

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<v Speaker 5>It is Mother's Day. I gotta say I'm in a

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<v Speaker 5>terrific mood today.

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<v Speaker 1>I am actually very very thrill.

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<v Speaker 5>Can I tell you why? Because I went to the

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<v Speaker 5>bottle of earlier and I bought two bottles of wine

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<v Speaker 5>and the guy behind the counter was like, oh, this

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<v Speaker 5>particular brand of doing a deal at the moment, if

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<v Speaker 5>you buy two bottles, you get a free wine glass

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<v Speaker 5>with it. And I was like, oh, it made my day.

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<v Speaker 5>It's the little things, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>And he went only for Mother's you went, I got

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<v Speaker 1>some mum music Mother's Day bed.

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<v Speaker 5>Just to turn another it is a Mother's Day music.

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<v Speaker 5>You're making it up again.

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<v Speaker 1>You know Eastern music and like Christmas music. Pros Keeper

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<v Speaker 1>Jenney High, pros Keeper jen this Mother's Day music.

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<v Speaker 6>No, it's more like Easter music.

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<v Speaker 5>Get rid of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like it. It's mum bed. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>where it came from.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, Happy Mother's Day to all the mum's out there, Michelle,

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<v Speaker 5>je Jane and Roslin.

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<v Speaker 1>Contracept you Diphram Sam what about your mom?

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<v Speaker 5>That would be lorry lorry? What did you get for

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<v Speaker 5>your mother? Mitchell?

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<v Speaker 1>I got my mum got it. Her birthday is the

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<v Speaker 1>Sunday before and I was always that really tricky period.

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<v Speaker 1>But this year I was very smart because she asked

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<v Speaker 1>for an iPad iPad pro. You know, Michelle knows what

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<v Speaker 1>she wants, so all the kids put in and Hayden

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<v Speaker 1>and I bought her the Apple pencil and she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>that'll cover Mother's Day as well. Just get me some flowers.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was very smart. I got a giant bunch

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<v Speaker 1>for her birthday. And I said to the florist, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like I want them buds. I don't want any blossom,

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<v Speaker 1>no bloomin. These flowers are gonna last.

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<v Speaker 5>The week.

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<v Speaker 1>We were over on the weekend for a birthday. I'm like, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>they haven't bloomed yet, so I don't have to buy

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<v Speaker 1>them or stingy.

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<v Speaker 5>But very stingy smart.

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<v Speaker 1>What'd you get, Jane?

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<v Speaker 5>I sent her a new laundry hamper. If my brother's

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<v Speaker 5>a trading and he's renovating the laundry at home, and

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<v Speaker 5>so she wanted a white laundry hamper. So it's hardly exciting,

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<v Speaker 5>but she got what she wanted.

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<v Speaker 1>He does more with his life than we will ever do.

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<v Speaker 1>That man is just so Mark is so capable of everything.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know. They're very patient with him. They're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>he works hard. We feel bad him coming home from

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<v Speaker 5>work work, as it's trading, having to do more work.

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<v Speaker 5>It's taken like four years. A mom and dad doesn't

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<v Speaker 5>have the heart to say anything because he refuses to

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<v Speaker 5>be paid. I would be the opposite. I'd be like,

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<v Speaker 5>pay me and I'll get it done real quick.

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<v Speaker 1>Especially with the parents. Yeah, of course, yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Like I'll do make threats obviously, but yeah, it's taken

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<v Speaker 5>him fucking forever.

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<v Speaker 1>What about you, Jenna? What'd you get your mom?

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<v Speaker 7>So?

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<v Speaker 6>I got her scarf and this little heart. So it's

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<v Speaker 6>from a charity in Africa. Oh yeah, they handmake it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, go towards any charity.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, it goes towards Catherine Hamlin Fistula Foundation.

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<v Speaker 1>Are they paying you to say that? That sounded like

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<v Speaker 1>a credit line? No, I've printed that out an eyelighted it. Sam.

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<v Speaker 1>What about you? What did I get for your mom?

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<v Speaker 8>Well, her birthday is around about the same time. Yes,

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<v Speaker 8>so I've flown her to Sydney. We're gonna go out

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<v Speaker 8>for a nice one.

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<v Speaker 1>Was to cover the two dates.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that kind of ships on my fucking laundry hand.

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<v Speaker 1>J's fucking art from a dead animal she bought an Africa. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you never clear if it was fake. I'm assuming it's

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<v Speaker 1>a blood red heart. Yes, of course, your mum's got

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<v Speaker 1>it all living in that beautiful housing Lane Cove. Welcome.

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<v Speaker 6>Ever been to Lane Cove? Well she too?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me? If it is your first time listening?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeaheah, thanks for Rooster. Let's kick off the show the

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<v Speaker 1>same way we do every week with an is it

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<v Speaker 1>just me? Each So this is the basis of the show.

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<v Speaker 1>I bring one, Mitch brings one, and it's something we've noticed,

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<v Speaker 1>something we hate or appreciate. They're are igems or is

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<v Speaker 1>it just me?

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<v Speaker 5>We don't tell each other what it's going to be,

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<v Speaker 5>but we did say we'd try and make it sort

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<v Speaker 5>of mum themed this week because of his Mother's Day. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>other day this episode drops.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I do have one shrug of first Yeah, go

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<v Speaker 1>for it. Yeah, all right, here we go. First digym

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<v Speaker 1>of the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Have we definitely evolved past the need for a top sheet? Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I very rarely use them.

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<v Speaker 1>Neither or high. And since I moved out with Hayden,

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<v Speaker 1>it's almost been a year coming up a year in August,

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<v Speaker 1>and we have phased it out, but I am so attacked.

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<v Speaker 1>I was so attached Hayden had to pry it out

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<v Speaker 1>of my bloody, sweaty, clammy chubby fingers because I've been

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely trained and conditioned to believe that you need one.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my mum, Mum.

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<v Speaker 6>I need one. I can't live without one.

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<v Speaker 1>See, I think this is mum's mums do this to

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<v Speaker 1>all your parent figures, whoever you have in your life. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but it stems from someone's mum at some point telling

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<v Speaker 1>you that you need a piece of material between another

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<v Speaker 1>piece of material and the bottom sheet.

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<v Speaker 6>But I've honestly never questioned it. I just think that's

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<v Speaker 6>what everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>Until you are with someone or you're in the same

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<v Speaker 1>bed and they got what the hell is this? I

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<v Speaker 1>got the top sheet, of course, you know.

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<v Speaker 5>I always keep one on in winter because sometimes when

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<v Speaker 5>I've got heats of blankets somewhere, I go to bed

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<v Speaker 5>really snug and warm. I end up being too warm

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<v Speaker 5>in my sleep and I've become a fucking sweaty pig.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want to get that all over the doner,

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<v Speaker 5>So I do like a top sheet in winter, but

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<v Speaker 5>summer laugh is so much easy without it. Just chuck

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<v Speaker 5>the dune on the bed.

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<v Speaker 6>You can imagine it without it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the modern figure, you know, like you're wearing like

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<v Speaker 1>ankle socks, like the little socks that wrap around your ankles,

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<v Speaker 1>like you're wearing with vans on my cut shoes. You

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<v Speaker 1>know how it like comes off your little heel and

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<v Speaker 1>like the little sticky pad slips down and then you

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<v Speaker 1>can feel like halfway down the sole of your foot.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, oh, that's what it feels like. But when

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<v Speaker 1>you're in a bed, like it happens to your body,

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<v Speaker 1>like you wake up and then you've got like a

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<v Speaker 1>sheet wrapped around.

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<v Speaker 5>Your leg, especially in summer. Mum's like, oh, I put

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<v Speaker 5>some summer sheets on your bed. I feel that summer

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<v Speaker 5>sheets are a myth. There's winter sheets and then you

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<v Speaker 5>fucking take them off in summer and just have the doner.

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<v Speaker 1>I completely agree. I just think there is no need

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<v Speaker 1>for them, and Sheridans still make a killing off of

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<v Speaker 1>those things, aren't she totally.

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<v Speaker 5>It was one of the first things I did when

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<v Speaker 5>I moved to Sydney, and I was like, I'm an

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<v Speaker 5>adult now. I can rebel no more top sheets. And

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<v Speaker 5>you know when you go through that phase, Me're like,

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<v Speaker 5>no one can tell me what I can and can't eat.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I was still Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>The first maybe two weeks when I was living in Sydney,

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<v Speaker 5>I was just buying the most absurd food. I had,

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<v Speaker 5>like a two later strawby milk for dinner. Once I

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<v Speaker 5>was like, who's gonna tell me I can't? And then

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<v Speaker 5>I realized Mum was right, that's not good.

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<v Speaker 1>Your heart will Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, sugar headache, top.

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<v Speaker 1>Sheets, you're out. In twenty twenty one, I feeling like

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<v Speaker 1>a dicil, a dancer. They were all like wrapped in

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<v Speaker 1>the in the quilt in the sky.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, like Pink at a concert, Pink Kudo's banker.

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<v Speaker 1>All Right, I've got that out of my system. Thanks

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<v Speaker 1>Mum for the trauma. That's the only trauma I've got

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<v Speaker 1>from childhood.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you're doing pretty well.

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<v Speaker 1>Alright, alright, your turn?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me.

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<v Speaker 5>With your mother's razor? The first raiser you ever used

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<v Speaker 5>to shave your face when you first started growing double.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's a throwback. No, my dad really,

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<v Speaker 1>because I think he didn't have many chances to have

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<v Speaker 1>a masculine moment with me as a sun.

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<v Speaker 5>Hean avoided that shit with me. I really want to

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<v Speaker 5>to give me the talk for some reason. He was like, ah,

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<v Speaker 5>he'll learn it in school.

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<v Speaker 1>My dad loved any chance there'd be a bird and

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<v Speaker 1>a bead like mate. We should talk about that now

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need to. But now my dad did did

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<v Speaker 1>shave with me. I do know my mom's infamous pink razor.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, I didn't want to tell them. You know, when

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<v Speaker 5>you notice like the first little hairs growing around the

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<v Speaker 5>the what do you call it, the sideburn area, like

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<v Speaker 5>near your ear. I noticed a few little prickly hairs

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<v Speaker 5>coming through there, and I was horrified. I was so

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<v Speaker 5>embarrassed to say anything. I wasn't gonna be like Dad

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<v Speaker 5>teach me to shave, and I could have used his razor. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>but Mum had one of those beautiful bloody venus things,

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<v Speaker 5>the soap either side of the razor. I was like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>this is heaven.

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<v Speaker 1>The head is like an oval, right, yeah, thick, where

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<v Speaker 1>men's is just like a oblong and it's just got

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<v Speaker 1>the razors in it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes. And then it got to a point where the

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<v Speaker 5>facial hair was like coming back and it was getting thicker.

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<v Speaker 1>More of it.

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, okay, I can't do this. They've got

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<v Speaker 5>to get my own razor.

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<v Speaker 1>So did you how did it happen? Did you go

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<v Speaker 1>to your mum and say, I need you to shave me?

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<v Speaker 1>What shave me with a shaver?

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<v Speaker 5>What part of that story indicated that it wasn't completely independent?

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<v Speaker 5>I just saw that I had whiskers on my face,

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<v Speaker 5>picked up the rays that got rid of them. I

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<v Speaker 5>didn't need mom to shave me. It's not like reach

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<v Speaker 5>my cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but it's a it's a first experience.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and I was quite capable of doing it, just

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<v Speaker 5>like running the rais along my skin. Oh maybe twelve

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<v Speaker 5>or thirty.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, he's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to be told of that going with the

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<v Speaker 1>grain or against the grain because you can get stuble rash.

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<v Speaker 5>We were dealing with two heads. This is like, this

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<v Speaker 5>is in the early days.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, I think we had very different experiences this.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never told the story before.

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<v Speaker 5>He asked if my mum shaved me, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you when you first get started getting pubes like

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<v Speaker 1>above the penis and they come very randomly, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>a spro out like a cheer pet. Did you tell

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<v Speaker 1>your mother or your father?

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<v Speaker 5>No, that's not something I feel the need to share

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<v Speaker 5>with them. Told my brother he was fucking so dullous.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, Yeah, No, I showed my mother.

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<v Speaker 6>Why I showed her?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>I think how old were you?

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<v Speaker 1>Twelve thirteen?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>No, primary school?

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<v Speaker 1>Primary school? Ye're six? So twelve eleven twelve? Yeah, school captains,

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<v Speaker 1>A very confident I was like, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Can't believe you would flash your mother that for what reason?

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<v Speaker 5>What was the what was the mood? Like holy shit?

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<v Speaker 5>Or look at this?

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<v Speaker 1>It was in the kitchen. Why I remember it. Mum

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<v Speaker 1>was doing the dishwasher.

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<v Speaker 5>Explain to me what the mood was. Were horrified or

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<v Speaker 5>were you showing off the route?

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<v Speaker 1>I was terrified and I ran into the kitchen and

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I need to tell you something. And she

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<v Speaker 1>said what what? I have grown hair down there? And

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<v Speaker 1>maybe she was like, oh is it?

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<v Speaker 9>You know?

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<v Speaker 1>I showed her and and we braided them.

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<v Speaker 5>I admire the closest of your family, but that's too close.

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<v Speaker 5>I would not feel the need to show my mother.

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<v Speaker 1>We were very close.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean I was close. There was I was certainly

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<v Speaker 5>not raised in a loveless home, but that's not the

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<v Speaker 5>what a fucking sharing we did definitely wasn't getting me

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<v Speaker 5>bush out for mum.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, I turned into my story.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't realize though, because after I used to steal

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<v Speaker 5>my mum's Raisor, I realized there were so many different variations.

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<v Speaker 5>The raisor world is vast, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>He's got.

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<v Speaker 5>When I went to wol West to buy my first one,

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, God, which one do I get? I

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<v Speaker 5>don't even know?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then I forgot. I didn't realize you had

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<v Speaker 1>to change their head. I feel like for seven years

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<v Speaker 1>I was using a rusty razor probably gave me by

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<v Speaker 1>severe acts, probably and I'm.

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<v Speaker 5>So prone to the bloody razorsh stuff, including on my legs.

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<v Speaker 5>I was trying to shave my legs a lot recently,

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<v Speaker 5>because you know how, I was like, oh, yes, I

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<v Speaker 5>got them wax from Mardi Gras, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>how do I keep them silky and smooth without having

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<v Speaker 5>to pay for a wax? I was trying to shave them,

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<v Speaker 5>but I was getting bumps and stuff. And then someone

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<v Speaker 5>on Instagram, one of my friends Katie, was like, get

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<v Speaker 5>an epilator. What have you ever heard of an epilator.

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<v Speaker 5>I'd never I've heard of it, but it's a intense.

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<v Speaker 5>They're intense. It's kind of like instead of a raiser

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<v Speaker 5>where it just cuts off the hair at the skin,

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<v Speaker 5>it like plucks them almost like a million little tweets.

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<v Speaker 5>It's plucking out your hairs at once.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a giant mouth thing that pulls them in right.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, I did want to do a bit of a

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<v Speaker 5>show and tell.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my gosh, I brought it.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh no way, it's got variet.

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<v Speaker 5>It was quite confronting using it for the first time,

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<v Speaker 5>but now I'm obsessed.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so you use this?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, not on my face, just on my legs doesn't hurt.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, it's a weird feeling, but yeah, I love

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<v Speaker 5>it now like I'm used to it.

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<v Speaker 1>My sister Becky asked for one of these for Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>and she was doing it all Christmas, up and down

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<v Speaker 1>her legs and so satisfying. Show.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, when you shave, if you've got dark hair

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<v Speaker 5>on your legs, if you shave, you can still see

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<v Speaker 5>like little black dots. It rips them out.

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<v Speaker 1>My back is very hairy.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you going to get your mum to shave it for?

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<v Speaker 6>You can we give this a go. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 6>try it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me have a look at this.

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<v Speaker 5>Have you got hairy legs?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Try it?

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<v Speaker 5>Try it.

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<v Speaker 1>You could do that.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not I'm not doing your back, Sha, I'm not

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<v Speaker 5>doing your back, Jenna. Would you like to shave this back?

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<v Speaker 6>I would love to just a little patch?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, okay, God, you're gonna have to get topless. No, Sam,

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<v Speaker 5>can you move you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not getting topless all right now, Jenna, don't react

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<v Speaker 1>to my back hand because it's it's not you can pull.

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<v Speaker 6>We're ready, here we go.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, you know you like you don't stab it on him?

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<v Speaker 8>I did?

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<v Speaker 5>You can see God, give it you literally like you

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<v Speaker 5>pushed it so hard on his skin. You just put

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<v Speaker 5>it lightly over the top like this. I feel like

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<v Speaker 5>the back it might be more sensitive than the legs.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going off the bat, Jenna, I give it back.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't do my leg my leg You've got this.

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<v Speaker 5>You can do that yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll do it myself.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, God, damn it.

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<v Speaker 6>Look a look at the results.

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<v Speaker 5>Look at you. Oh my god, your legs are white

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<v Speaker 5>as a ghost underneath that bush pig hair.

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<v Speaker 6>How good is that?

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<v Speaker 10>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>It really work and have you done your butt? No,

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<v Speaker 1>you do your privates?

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<v Speaker 5>No, God, you wouldn't put that near your private No way.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm surprised.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, but where does the hair go?

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<v Speaker 5>Probably on the studio floor to fight.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, Jackie, is it just me?

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<v Speaker 3>Both mitches are very needy, so make sure you leave

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<v Speaker 3>a review on your podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm god like a boiled egg hair. It's all over.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do some Red Rooster reviews, don't you think? Yes?

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<v Speaker 5>Absolutely? Don't forget Beauty's pain, Allen, Yes, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Do, no know, I've done many a red carpet. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't forget the new Crunchy fried Chicken is available at

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<v Speaker 1>Red Rooster. Now if you hear your review read out

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<v Speaker 1>on the show, you know how this works? Uh price

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<v Speaker 1>keeper Jenna? Yes, DM you.

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<v Speaker 5>No, you DM huge and you've got seven days messages

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<v Speaker 5>at a couple of mitches. Jenna, yep, we'll be on

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<v Speaker 5>the Instagram awaiting your message and if you get to

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<v Speaker 5>us in seven days, she'll send you some Red Roof stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. Now, I will say this wasn't a review, but

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<v Speaker 1>I had many messages of people loving Kate Lingbrook last week. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't she great?

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<v Speaker 5>Can I explain to you how this works. Please do

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<v Speaker 5>it so that people leave reviews so that we get

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<v Speaker 5>higher on the chart. This is interview, but is not

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<v Speaker 5>helping us.

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<v Speaker 1>Word of mouth is how it worked in here old times.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, that is true.

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<v Speaker 5>There's so many people that would have left reviews and

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<v Speaker 5>you've just put this prick at the front of the queue.

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<v Speaker 5>Who is it?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I can't remember who said that this one. What

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<v Speaker 1>are you gonna say? Nothing? Go on, no, go on, No,

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<v Speaker 1>this is candy underscore, Angelina. You make me embarrass myself

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<v Speaker 1>on the bus. Sorry, Mitch, Mitch, and Jenna. I've been

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<v Speaker 1>listening to the pod and been a part of Enduring

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<v Speaker 1>Idiots for a while now, and I just wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>give you some love and tell you how much I

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate you all every week. You always make me smile

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<v Speaker 1>when I listen to the pot every Monday on the

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<v Speaker 1>bus and on the way to work, and I have

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<v Speaker 1>to pretend. I have to ticular my throat and cough

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<v Speaker 1>not too smart now living in Melbourne COVID to cover

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<v Speaker 1>up my uncontrollable laughter. Thank you Coombs, Churi and Benson

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<v Speaker 1>for making my world a better place. Right. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I've found my people and you are all all

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<v Speaker 1>really mean a lot to me. Candae, Oh so nice.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a beautiful Chanda. Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't forget to hit it that DM Jenna, you've gone

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<v Speaker 1>a week. Let's go to Judge Lisa, my daily dose

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<v Speaker 1>of insanity to keep me sane. I love that, which

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<v Speaker 1>is a Judge Lisa. Very you At the end of

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<v Speaker 1>a hard day of work and being a mum. I

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<v Speaker 1>really enjoy listening to a couple of Inches and prize

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<v Speaker 1>keeper Jenna sharing their igems and talk about whatever wacky

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<v Speaker 1>things come to mind. It's my dose of insanity to

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<v Speaker 1>keep me sane. Thanks for always making me laugh, even

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<v Speaker 1>when I'm laughing so loud, I'm scared I'll wake the

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<v Speaker 1>crazy toddler.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, you don't want that.

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<v Speaker 1>I want that. Couldn't recommend this podcast highly enough.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you very much. Start now. I'm dying to know

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<v Speaker 5>what this verbal review was going to be. Do you

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<v Speaker 5>have you for gotten?

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<v Speaker 1>Where are we?

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<v Speaker 5>You were about to you were about to say, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>this is interview, but someone had good feedback about Kate Langle.

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<v Speaker 5>What were you going to say?

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<v Speaker 1>My sister? Oh adored it. Started listening to the show

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<v Speaker 1>and love the kateling Brook episode. That's it. But she's

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<v Speaker 1>a cop, which you know, if she's a tough critic, is.

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<v Speaker 5>That abusing your power? Family buyas so she gets the

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<v Speaker 5>red rooster prized Youenna. If she DMS, we'll see if

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<v Speaker 5>she comes back for a second week.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good tip because she did hear the episode

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<v Speaker 1>where we were talking about all the anal that you're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get me to try anal play, and she

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't hasn't looked me the same. I'm seeing her wedding

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<v Speaker 1>and I haven't received any run sheet or anything, so

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<v Speaker 1>I might have been withdrawn.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I often talk shit on here and forget that.

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<v Speaker 5>My sister and mother both listened. But ah, well, what.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you do that show? All right?

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<v Speaker 5>Becky? Well, if you're listening for a second week in

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<v Speaker 5>a row, we'll send you your red ruster. If your

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<v Speaker 5>DM paride, keep it downer. So when I was back

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<v Speaker 5>home in boging Gate over Easter.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the mouse plague era.

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<v Speaker 5>Can I tell you the mouse plague wasn't the problem.

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<v Speaker 5>It was more than mosquitoes. Really, Yes, they were horrific.

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<v Speaker 5>They were the size of bloody golf balls. Those things

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<v Speaker 5>it was weird.

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<v Speaker 1>They're the ones when you spike them you can see

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<v Speaker 1>the blood, you know, when you exactly.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway, when I was at home, I went to the

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<v Speaker 5>bogen Gate Pub, and you know how small town communities,

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<v Speaker 5>the pub's just kind of the hub has everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it's been renovated to anything I saw.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, it's very lavish, the bogen Gate Pub. But it's

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<v Speaker 5>also the post office and the general store. It's all

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<v Speaker 5>in this one little broom closet sized room really out

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<v Speaker 5>the back of the pub. Yes, so I was there.

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<v Speaker 5>I went into the general store and I was so

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<v Speaker 5>confused because there was something on the shelf that looked

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<v Speaker 5>like what can only be described as a pile of

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<v Speaker 5>used condoms. I was like, what the fuck is over there?

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<v Speaker 5>Looked a little closer, and turns out it's a bunch

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<v Speaker 5>of tiny moisturizer sample Oh, you brought them.

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<v Speaker 7>For you.

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<v Speaker 5>I've got presents from boating Gate.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh can I just say I can corroborate?

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<v Speaker 5>It does look like it looks like a youth condom.

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<v Speaker 5>They've got those teeny tiny little SnapLock bags. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 5>that you would usually, you know, put medication in.

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<v Speaker 6>Whoa I got the same thing in devo.

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<v Speaker 5>You got the sample.

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<v Speaker 1>You're kidding the sample?

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<v Speaker 4>And then I actually bought it.

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<v Speaker 1>On This is MIM's magic.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, so it's called MIM's magic. It's a homemade lavender barm.

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<v Speaker 5>Doesn't look like I know, it looks like in a

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<v Speaker 5>freaking SnapLock bag contraceptive diaphragm. Sam, do you want your

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<v Speaker 5>your book sample?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Of course. Who was Mim and what is their magic?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, that's what I was so intrigued about. I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>is there some old lady named Mim living in Bowden

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<v Speaker 5>Gate that makes her little lavender bar pops them in

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<v Speaker 5>bags for the people at the pub to give a crack.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that's in a dime bag. Now, Like are they

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<v Speaker 1>called dimebag dimebags because you give it a little dime

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<v Speaker 1>in them? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>And so there's like this tiny droplet of moisturizer that

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<v Speaker 5>really you can't really spread it very far. Like I've

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<v Speaker 5>got it on my finger. That's as much as I

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<v Speaker 5>can get.

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<v Speaker 6>I used to on my mosquito bites.

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<v Speaker 5>And there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I read the fire quickly?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes? So it's staple to a tiny bit of paper,

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<v Speaker 5>this little bag and it's got mims Magic. And I

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<v Speaker 5>did a quick google because I was so curious about Mim.

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<v Speaker 5>Turns out she's not a boging Gate resident. She makes

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<v Speaker 5>them at her lavender farm in Queensland and they get

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<v Speaker 5>they're stocked in all the post offices around the country.

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<v Speaker 5>How do you get yours in the post office?

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<v Speaker 6>Got mine from the Dubo chemists.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh okay, well she must okay, she's branching out because

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<v Speaker 5>I thought exclusively at post offices. Anyway, Read out the

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<v Speaker 5>little pamphlet, which can I just say, looks like something

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<v Speaker 5>I made in primary school? Like this is some basic

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<v Speaker 5>bitch font going on?

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<v Speaker 4>How I remember it?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me add some mimes music because this is the

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<v Speaker 1>font is very medieval. All right, MIM's Magic, All natural ingredients, lavender,

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<v Speaker 1>comfy you just saying it's.

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<v Speaker 5>I believe that's an ingredient. Come free?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, come free? I don't know, God, I'll come for free.

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<v Speaker 1>Tea tree. You can lift this rosemary sage, vitamin E,

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<v Speaker 1>olive oil, almond oil, and bees wax all in that

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<v Speaker 1>little bag.

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<v Speaker 5>And it's kind of like poor poor you know how

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<v Speaker 5>they say that you can just use it to fix

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<v Speaker 5>everything with a list of things right, just joint inflammation,

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<v Speaker 5>everything apparently multi byte.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm never sold on those ointments. Like Hayden grew up

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<v Speaker 1>putting poor poor on his like on his cuts. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not get a band aid.

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<v Speaker 6>I did that too.

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<v Speaker 5>Have you opened your sample, Sam, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It smells. It smells a bit off.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not lavendery, is it.

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<v Speaker 8>No, it's kind of like a weirds of ointment or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. To be fair to Mim, no, this was created

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<v Speaker 1>on a lavender farm in Queensland. It had to travel

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<v Speaker 1>a fair distance.

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<v Speaker 6>That's it's actually really good.

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<v Speaker 5>It's probably off, but anyway, I was doing a bit

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<v Speaker 5>of background research on Mim because I was so intrigued

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<v Speaker 5>by this tiny little spoof product. She does soap, tale, compowder,

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<v Speaker 5>all sorts of things. But the thing that really got

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<v Speaker 5>my attention was when I googled tark and Lavender, which

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<v Speaker 5>is the name of the farm. Yeah, it has a

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<v Speaker 5>one star rating on Google. You know how you can

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<v Speaker 5>leave reviews.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's not good.

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, what the fuck why people talking about Mim.

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<v Speaker 5>I had this weird kind of defense. I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>don't you come for my Mim, who I have absolutely

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<v Speaker 5>no loyalty whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 6>I love Mim.

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<v Speaker 5>When I read the reviews, it's not about the product itself.

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<v Speaker 5>It's just a bunch of people being abusive. They're saying, oh, Mim,

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<v Speaker 5>you were really rude running away from your rental payments.

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<v Speaker 5>Left the landlord stressed and devastated. Oh no, and there's

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<v Speaker 5>so many one star reviews.

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<v Speaker 1>What about this you.

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<v Speaker 6>Owe the landlord? Be honest, Mim. Nothing is free, Be honest.

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<v Speaker 5>Pauline should pay your rent, not rip people off.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow?

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<v Speaker 6>What about this good service over price of standard SCons

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<v Speaker 6>and tea?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow?

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<v Speaker 5>The lavender industry is brutal, guys, brutal.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, this one's good, best service I've ever had. And

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<v Speaker 1>MIM's magic is great. That was left by oh Mim.

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<v Speaker 5>I saw this on a current affairs on Channel Night.

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<v Speaker 5>So I think that a current affair or perhaps the

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<v Speaker 5>landlord himself has had a bit of a smear campaign

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<v Speaker 5>against our dear Mim.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 5>And the thing with these reviews, much like the reviews

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<v Speaker 5>on our podcast. Yeah, it's devastating because you can't delete them.

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<v Speaker 1>No, once they're there, they're there.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, exactly, And so I feel terrible for poor me.

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<v Speaker 5>I all I need to pump her back up.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't really know if she's actually an awful person

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<v Speaker 1>or if but by the signs of this, by the

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<v Speaker 1>looks of pamphlets and the fact that she's putting little

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<v Speaker 1>this is at least one pump of MIM's magic.

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<v Speaker 5>Not even a tiny sample, and it looks fair.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish you could see it, or just can we

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<v Speaker 1>just put a photo up on the Instagram will She

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<v Speaker 1>has to be a sweet old lady. That's what her

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<v Speaker 1>picture as well.

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<v Speaker 5>That's what I'm thinking.

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<v Speaker 8>I also want to point out very quickly that on

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<v Speaker 8>the website it says caution avoid using for the first

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<v Speaker 8>four months of pregnancy because there may be a history

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<v Speaker 8>of miscarriage.

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<v Speaker 6>What excuse me?

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<v Speaker 1>Should we should we call me? Because her numbers on

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<v Speaker 1>the pamphlet, she's very clearly inviting.

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<v Speaker 5>I was hoping that you wouldn't think the same thing

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<v Speaker 5>as me, because I do want to hear her side

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<v Speaker 5>of the story. Poor reviews, I feel I feel sorry

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<v Speaker 5>for paulm.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, I think. I don't think we should

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<v Speaker 1>call her because I think it might throw her off.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Dot should call. No, I can get Dot

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<v Speaker 1>in she's here. She had a podiatis's appointment, So she's

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<v Speaker 1>waiting in the in the.

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<v Speaker 5>Off airy do when you do this, I can bring

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<v Speaker 5>Dot in.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Dot went to school with Mim as well.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't come in, she need to come in.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, she was at the podiatrist, so she's limping. She's

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<v Speaker 1>got ingrowns on every toene.

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<v Speaker 5>Dot. If Mitch is that alter ego a very old woman.

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<v Speaker 5>If you knew her.

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<v Speaker 1>Whole foot is that door? Dot?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, come in Dot's club foot.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, take a seat up there.

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<v Speaker 5>Would you like some MIM's magic Dot. I've got a

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<v Speaker 5>samp before you.

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<v Speaker 4>This looks like.

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<v Speaker 1>Prilip was towed in the sixties. Won't go into that

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<v Speaker 1>chorus soul, don't dit, don't get yourself in trouble all

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell the number.

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<v Speaker 4>This one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, h.

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<v Speaker 11>M hmm, you have reached the message bank of zero.

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<v Speaker 5>Try again. She might think we're a debt collect and

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<v Speaker 5>not a customer.

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<v Speaker 1>We're dying it one more time for your dot Dot. Yeah, h.

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<v Speaker 11>M hm, you have reached the message bank of zero.

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<v Speaker 5>Always sounds like someone answering cut it off.

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<v Speaker 1>Goodness me all right?

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<v Speaker 5>Well mim okay, mims, m I A did you find

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<v Speaker 5>me a current affair thing Sam I did.

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<v Speaker 11>Actually, can we have a law?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want this to persuade my opinion of mem

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<v Speaker 5>I wanted to hear her side of the story. You

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<v Speaker 5>go on, let's just watch it.

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<v Speaker 8>Can you play it through the desk March Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Go.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, we're looking at a property over a million

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<v Speaker 6>dollars and I have a person squatting on it.

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<v Speaker 2>You haven't been paying the rental payments.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm stuck here and tell he fixes the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>She's the proud business owner who's managed to avoid paying

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<v Speaker 2>rent for almost an entire year. You're just you're refusing

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<v Speaker 2>to pay him any money at all. That's right, But

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<v Speaker 2>Test claims a valid reason why the building's not up

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<v Speaker 2>to standard.

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<v Speaker 1>The contract that we were we signed off on.

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<v Speaker 5>He was supposed to fix the water and the building fair.

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<v Speaker 2>Frank Vandetti bought this property in Queensland Sunshine cos.

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<v Speaker 1>She's wearing purple. By the way, she's everything. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>that she would.

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<v Speaker 5>Be a bit more hippie like. I thought she'd have

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<v Speaker 5>like a bandanna on really long hair and like lots

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<v Speaker 5>of jingly jewels, wind chimes or the.

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<v Speaker 1>Wind chimes there's a room full of wind chimes. Okay,

0:27:11.600 --> 0:27:14.000
<v Speaker 1>this is getting caught up now in the semantics, I got.

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<v Speaker 5>To say so far, I'm team Mim because I have

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<v Speaker 5>had landlords try and sting me for things repairs that

0:27:21.480 --> 0:27:23.960
<v Speaker 5>they didn't do, and we were hassling them saying well,

0:27:24.200 --> 0:27:25.800
<v Speaker 5>when you need to fix this, you need to fix that,

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<v Speaker 5>and then when we moved out, they try to charge

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<v Speaker 5>us for it. Jenna's just comes from call.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>We can be pending a phone call with Mim and Dot.

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<v Speaker 1>We can be team Mim and we can we can

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<v Speaker 1>be the ones that can rally around to get up

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<v Speaker 1>her Facebook ratings back.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's her Google reviews. So if you google Tarquin Lavender,

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<v Speaker 5>I implore our goodhearted listeners to go and leave a

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<v Speaker 5>positive review. Let's do one now, Actually yeah, yeah, Sam's

0:27:52.680 --> 0:27:56.840
<v Speaker 5>bringing it up on Google diaphragm. Sam, Yes, this website,

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<v Speaker 5>but go to the other one that has more reviews.

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<v Speaker 5>See how one has twenty four. There we go the gift.

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<v Speaker 1>Gift, Sam, can you can you type sure?

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<v Speaker 5>Five stars? Obviously?

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<v Speaker 7>Ok?

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<v Speaker 1>Five stars?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay?

0:28:10.160 --> 0:28:12.880
<v Speaker 1>Five? There we go. Five share detail of your own

0:28:12.920 --> 0:28:15.240
<v Speaker 1>experience at this place. Are we going to lie no,

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<v Speaker 1>because you've got her mini samples at Bowden Gate.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, Jenny, you've actually got a tub. So what did

0:28:19.240 --> 0:28:19.760
<v Speaker 5>you think of this?

0:28:20.280 --> 0:28:23.720
<v Speaker 6>I used it on my mosquito bites and I found

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<v Speaker 6>it particularly comforting.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so right that, why don't we start with couldn't

0:28:30.400 --> 0:28:35.600
<v Speaker 1>be more complimentary of mim and her products.

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<v Speaker 5>Couldn't be more thrilled, thrilled with this barm thrilled with

0:28:39.480 --> 0:28:41.040
<v Speaker 5>this bar because it is the bomb.

0:28:41.160 --> 0:28:47.320
<v Speaker 1>Yes, with his balm comma. It has soothed and healed

0:28:47.800 --> 0:28:54.080
<v Speaker 1>my many aching saws. And maybe like ferocious mosquito bite,

0:28:54.120 --> 0:29:00.000
<v Speaker 1>ferocious mosquito bites, ferocious in capitals. I like that. But whatever,

0:29:00.200 --> 0:29:04.280
<v Speaker 1>nat CDC, let's go for it. Why don't you then

0:29:04.400 --> 0:29:08.400
<v Speaker 1>just say, Mim, you also have never not missed the

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<v Speaker 1>rent payment.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't address that. I'm just taking a photo of the

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<v Speaker 5>little no win comebag, and I think you should attach

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<v Speaker 5>that because there's a bit where you can. I don't

0:29:20.520 --> 0:29:21.960
<v Speaker 5>think we addressed the rent Sam.

0:29:22.400 --> 0:29:24.840
<v Speaker 1>Why don't you say I have recently seen a production

0:29:24.880 --> 0:29:29.200
<v Speaker 1>of Rent, just so the word rent is in a

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<v Speaker 1>five star review.

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<v Speaker 5>I was able to sit through a three hour production

0:29:34.200 --> 0:29:38.760
<v Speaker 5>of Rent without getting itchy. The first one in decades.

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<v Speaker 1>Decades, yes, decades in capitals as well. We still haven't

0:29:42.520 --> 0:29:45.080
<v Speaker 1>spoken to Mim. What if she's like right old cow.

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<v Speaker 5>She's not though, didn't have something else to do on

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<v Speaker 5>the show. I'll text Mim and say call me back,

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<v Speaker 5>and hopefully before the end of the show she calls back.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I actually have the photo.

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<v Speaker 5>Here we go, do it?

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<v Speaker 6>Do it all right?

0:29:57.880 --> 0:29:58.120
<v Speaker 1>Ready?

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<v Speaker 5>In three two?

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<v Speaker 8>Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait wait wait, wait wait wait I was gonna get

0:30:01.080 --> 0:30:01.640
<v Speaker 1>a drum roll.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, fucking no time like the present. Sorry, MIM's desperate

0:30:06.480 --> 0:30:07.040
<v Speaker 5>for redemption.

0:30:07.160 --> 0:30:07.320
<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, there's twenty one bad reviews. If we get at

0:30:11.800 --> 0:30:14.200
<v Speaker 5>least twenty one positive, then she'll be around the three stummer,

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<v Speaker 5>I reckon. We've got enough listeners to back Mim.

0:30:16.680 --> 0:30:19.600
<v Speaker 1>Here. All right, we've put a photo in, We've left

0:30:19.640 --> 0:30:21.120
<v Speaker 1>a review ready.

0:30:20.840 --> 0:30:24.800
<v Speaker 5>To submit three two one post.

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<v Speaker 1>There we go reviews.

0:30:30.840 --> 0:30:32.600
<v Speaker 6>We will rebuild Mim.

0:30:32.960 --> 0:30:34.160
<v Speaker 5>We will what you got?

0:30:34.240 --> 0:30:34.600
<v Speaker 11>What do you got?

0:30:34.640 --> 0:30:39.240
<v Speaker 1>In the meantime, I have found another mispronunciation.

0:30:40.600 --> 0:30:41.680
<v Speaker 5>There were so many unknown.

0:30:44.160 --> 0:30:45.680
<v Speaker 1>I am on the lookout. I think we all are.

0:30:45.720 --> 0:30:48.880
<v Speaker 1>Whenever we hear someone say something even remotely wrong, we

0:30:48.960 --> 0:30:49.400
<v Speaker 1>jump on it.

0:30:49.560 --> 0:30:52.320
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Sometimes I accuse people of saying things even though

0:30:52.520 --> 0:30:54.360
<v Speaker 5>they were correct. I'm like that was wrong. Yeah, I'm

0:30:54.400 --> 0:30:56.440
<v Speaker 5>just desperate for them. I'm starving for them.

0:30:56.440 --> 0:30:58.480
<v Speaker 1>Now this one will sound like I'm doing just that,

0:30:58.560 --> 0:31:00.440
<v Speaker 1>but this was sent me from a friend. This comes

0:31:00.480 --> 0:31:03.880
<v Speaker 1>in from Nova, which is a national radio station. It's

0:31:03.880 --> 0:31:07.560
<v Speaker 1>also our competition, our rival. Yeah, very similar radio rands.

0:31:07.560 --> 0:31:09.960
<v Speaker 1>I mean we beat them in almost every market. However,

0:31:10.560 --> 0:31:13.360
<v Speaker 1>this is my direct competition. This is smallsy surgery.

0:31:13.800 --> 0:31:17.200
<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, this is a smallsy mispronunciation.

0:31:20.000 --> 0:31:22.040
<v Speaker 1>Rival. We're friends, we know each other like, it's all

0:31:22.120 --> 0:31:25.880
<v Speaker 1>very friends, right, Okay, he was sick about two nights ago.

0:31:26.360 --> 0:31:29.760
<v Speaker 1>Uh huh, and he had a fill in. Now, apparently

0:31:29.760 --> 0:31:32.400
<v Speaker 1>they couldn't get any Nova fillions, so they had to

0:31:32.440 --> 0:31:34.240
<v Speaker 1>dip into the smooth them.

0:31:34.560 --> 0:31:39.600
<v Speaker 5>Oh, very different vibe. Yes, now, which, as you know,

0:31:39.880 --> 0:31:41.880
<v Speaker 5>my impression for those who haven't heard it.

0:31:41.920 --> 0:31:44.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh yeah, of course, drawing it your smooth song.

0:31:44.440 --> 0:31:46.840
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, maybe like a what do you think what's the

0:31:46.920 --> 0:31:49.560
<v Speaker 5>smooth song? Maybe like a my Heart Will go on

0:31:49.680 --> 0:31:52.480
<v Speaker 5>or something by the presenter they've got in the morning

0:31:52.480 --> 0:31:58.760
<v Speaker 5>on smooth She yeah, she overyearses and over pronounces the letters. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>well morning, didn't you I hope you're having a splendid

0:32:02.160 --> 0:32:04.920
<v Speaker 5>Tuesday morning. I hope you're having a sunny start of

0:32:04.920 --> 0:32:06.760
<v Speaker 5>the day. We're going to kick things off and keep

0:32:06.760 --> 0:32:11.760
<v Speaker 5>you relaxed. Here, it's smooth. Oh why'd they cut off

0:32:11.760 --> 0:32:14.640
<v Speaker 5>the intro anyway? You get what we're dealing. Vibe to

0:32:14.720 --> 0:32:16.880
<v Speaker 5>fucking FM like commercial hit radio.

0:32:16.920 --> 0:32:20.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, for me to be like coming on, that's

0:32:20.400 --> 0:32:20.760
<v Speaker 1>what we do.

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<v Speaker 5>Hope you're having a fabulous evening here.

0:32:24.720 --> 0:32:25.320
<v Speaker 1>It's smooth.

0:32:25.680 --> 0:32:28.200
<v Speaker 5>I hope you're cozed up by the fire with a

0:32:28.240 --> 0:32:31.640
<v Speaker 5>hot chocolate, maybe a wine. It's smooth.

0:32:31.760 --> 0:32:34.720
<v Speaker 1>So they had a smooth announcer on for Nova and

0:32:34.720 --> 0:32:37.040
<v Speaker 1>he was doing quite well, but he sounds way up

0:32:37.080 --> 0:32:39.680
<v Speaker 1>there in age. This is one of the biggest songs

0:32:39.680 --> 0:32:44.280
<v Speaker 1>in the world at the moment, right, kick it right?

0:32:44.280 --> 0:32:50.480
<v Speaker 1>We know who this is? Yeah, with that, I love

0:32:50.520 --> 0:32:52.880
<v Speaker 1>the new Miley version. Yes, that's just so I can

0:32:52.880 --> 0:32:54.720
<v Speaker 1>criticize it, so we can legally get away with playing

0:32:54.720 --> 0:32:58.440
<v Speaker 1>it anyway. This announcer was clearly talking about the kid

0:32:58.520 --> 0:33:01.760
<v Speaker 1>l Roy coming up on the show, and yeah, he

0:33:01.880 --> 0:33:05.000
<v Speaker 1>had clearly never heard of him before. Let's roll the audience.

0:33:05.040 --> 0:33:06.560
<v Speaker 1>We're not the number one tune of the night.

0:33:06.800 --> 0:33:10.680
<v Speaker 8>That's reserved for the Kid Lowry and Miley Cyrus without you.

0:33:10.920 --> 0:33:11.719
<v Speaker 11>He's on the now.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, Oh my god.

0:33:14.880 --> 0:33:18.520
<v Speaker 1>H Lowry. I thought maybe he did that live and

0:33:18.560 --> 0:33:20.160
<v Speaker 1>he read the run sheet and he went, I don't

0:33:20.200 --> 0:33:22.720
<v Speaker 1>have time. Let's go with Lowry an hour and a

0:33:22.720 --> 0:33:26.000
<v Speaker 1>half later in there as well. How much the remixes

0:33:26.040 --> 0:33:27.440
<v Speaker 1>with different artists getting.

0:33:27.160 --> 0:33:29.280
<v Speaker 8>Involved in the big thing at the moment, The one

0:33:29.280 --> 0:33:30.880
<v Speaker 8>for Miley and the Kid Lowry.

0:33:30.560 --> 0:33:35.520
<v Speaker 6>Is nobody corrected him at all, nobody.

0:33:35.560 --> 0:33:38.720
<v Speaker 1>That was an hour later. The kid Lowry.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know what to do with that mispronunciation.

0:33:41.720 --> 0:33:42.840
<v Speaker 6>It's not even spelt.

0:33:43.240 --> 0:33:43.440
<v Speaker 3>Now.

0:33:43.920 --> 0:33:47.080
<v Speaker 1>The problem is is it's two. It's la and he's

0:33:47.120 --> 0:33:50.200
<v Speaker 1>going lao and then roy and he's going three.

0:33:50.640 --> 0:33:53.400
<v Speaker 5>You know what I loved? Yeah, the sequel to Finding

0:33:53.440 --> 0:33:55.080
<v Speaker 5>Nemo Finding Dowry.

0:33:55.440 --> 0:33:58.720
<v Speaker 1>That was brilliant. We got that well done. That's it's hard.

0:33:58.800 --> 0:33:59.880
<v Speaker 5>It's hard.

0:33:59.360 --> 0:33:59.520
<v Speaker 11>Yeah?

0:33:59.520 --> 0:34:00.960
<v Speaker 5>Why did this isn't is hard?

0:34:02.000 --> 0:34:03.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:34:04.080 --> 0:34:09.040
<v Speaker 5>I'm on the edge of Glowry and I'm hang, you

0:34:09.080 --> 0:34:10.960
<v Speaker 5>get I don't like this one.

0:34:11.000 --> 0:34:12.719
<v Speaker 1>It's too It is hard. What do you work now?

0:34:13.960 --> 0:34:16.680
<v Speaker 5>Oh? You know my favorite green alcohol is me Dowie.

0:34:17.840 --> 0:34:18.439
<v Speaker 1>That's good.

0:34:18.560 --> 0:34:19.479
<v Speaker 6>That is very good.

0:34:20.680 --> 0:34:22.880
<v Speaker 1>What's that festival everyone went to grown up as kids?

0:34:23.480 --> 0:34:27.040
<v Speaker 1>It was in the grass? Oh, splend hour in the grass.

0:34:28.080 --> 0:34:30.759
<v Speaker 1>It's hard, it's very difficult.

0:34:31.160 --> 0:34:32.560
<v Speaker 5>Nothing rhymes with LeRoi?

0:34:33.040 --> 0:34:39.520
<v Speaker 1>No, oh what I love? Chips are? Howy? Chips are?

0:34:42.880 --> 0:34:43.720
<v Speaker 6>Chips are Harry?

0:34:44.760 --> 0:34:45.640
<v Speaker 1>That's terrible?

0:34:46.320 --> 0:34:49.719
<v Speaker 5>How No, I don't like this one.

0:34:49.760 --> 0:34:50.239
<v Speaker 1>There's none.

0:34:50.800 --> 0:34:55.640
<v Speaker 5>Yeah. I often if I ever bring a mispronunciation, I

0:34:55.680 --> 0:34:57.279
<v Speaker 5>often think in my head if there's any that I

0:34:57.320 --> 0:34:58.960
<v Speaker 5>can think of, and if I can't, I don't bring

0:34:59.000 --> 0:34:59.279
<v Speaker 5>it up.

0:34:59.400 --> 0:35:00.799
<v Speaker 1>Oh my, just brought it up.

0:35:02.120 --> 0:35:03.480
<v Speaker 6>I like chips out.

0:35:08.800 --> 0:35:11.520
<v Speaker 5>And no call from mim. This show has been fucked.

0:35:11.719 --> 0:35:13.920
<v Speaker 1>God. I really did just want to shipcan my competition.

0:35:14.320 --> 0:35:16.040
<v Speaker 1>I didn't even pre think about how it would work

0:35:16.040 --> 0:35:16.520
<v Speaker 1>on the show.

0:35:16.880 --> 0:35:19.680
<v Speaker 5>You know what we should do? We should put this

0:35:20.040 --> 0:35:22.280
<v Speaker 5>entire episode in Jenna's junk.

0:35:23.080 --> 0:35:25.479
<v Speaker 6>Oh, it's very very We could.

0:35:25.520 --> 0:35:29.440
<v Speaker 1>I mean, she's opening, it's.

0:35:29.280 --> 0:35:30.040
<v Speaker 6>In, it's in.

0:35:30.160 --> 0:35:32.439
<v Speaker 5>Should do a quick round of Jenna's junk.

0:35:32.520 --> 0:35:36.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh my god? Really yeah? Do you have junk?

0:35:37.160 --> 0:35:37.359
<v Speaker 10>Yeah?

0:35:37.680 --> 0:35:39.120
<v Speaker 5>If there's heats of junk in there, it's over. If

0:35:39.120 --> 0:35:41.560
<v Speaker 5>it's first thing at the scene, I've got so much.

0:35:41.400 --> 0:35:46.319
<v Speaker 3>Do Let's take a peek at Jenna's junk, shall.

0:35:46.040 --> 0:35:49.440
<v Speaker 5>We Jenne's junk is where all our rubbish ideas go

0:35:49.520 --> 0:35:51.279
<v Speaker 5>after we decide they're not good enough to bring them

0:35:51.320 --> 0:35:53.399
<v Speaker 5>up on the show, but somehow they get brought up.

0:35:54.120 --> 0:35:56.280
<v Speaker 1>Are this is very on the flying imprompture.

0:35:56.880 --> 0:35:57.719
<v Speaker 6>My junk is full.

0:35:57.840 --> 0:35:59.839
<v Speaker 5>Well, we've got heats of crap ideas, so there's plenty

0:35:59.880 --> 0:36:00.480
<v Speaker 5>of to get through.

0:36:00.560 --> 0:36:01.480
<v Speaker 1>Jenna, are you ready to dive in?

0:36:01.640 --> 0:36:02.160
<v Speaker 6>I'm ready.

0:36:02.320 --> 0:36:06.680
<v Speaker 4>Let's go the O the Terrible?

0:36:06.920 --> 0:36:07.360
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I know.

0:36:08.400 --> 0:36:09.040
<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

0:36:09.320 --> 0:36:11.720
<v Speaker 6>Or does pad see you get no credit?

0:36:13.680 --> 0:36:15.640
<v Speaker 5>Why don't they get credit? Isn't that just your basic

0:36:15.680 --> 0:36:15.960
<v Speaker 5>go to?

0:36:16.200 --> 0:36:19.680
<v Speaker 1>No, it's all bad time pad tie pad tie get

0:36:19.680 --> 0:36:21.799
<v Speaker 1>bad Tai chicken pad type, beef pad tie prawn.

0:36:21.960 --> 0:36:23.839
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, but it's always on the menu, it is.

0:36:23.840 --> 0:36:26.440
<v Speaker 1>But everyone always talks about pad time. No one ever

0:36:26.480 --> 0:36:27.080
<v Speaker 1>talks about pads.

0:36:27.239 --> 0:36:30.680
<v Speaker 5>You it's the best, better, it's better than to paraphrase

0:36:30.680 --> 0:36:33.080
<v Speaker 5>the taco add Why can't we have both that?

0:36:34.760 --> 0:36:37.400
<v Speaker 1>I always get both at one sitting.

0:36:37.680 --> 0:36:39.040
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but we do that thing where you get a

0:36:39.080 --> 0:36:40.680
<v Speaker 5>bunch of different dishes and we all just you know,

0:36:40.680 --> 0:36:41.680
<v Speaker 5>get a little bit on the plane.

0:36:41.800 --> 0:36:42.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't like to share.

0:36:42.680 --> 0:36:44.640
<v Speaker 6>I can't share it. Well, I have to have my own.

0:36:44.760 --> 0:36:47.160
<v Speaker 5>You share your fucking pubic hair with your mother, but

0:36:47.200 --> 0:36:50.160
<v Speaker 5>you won't share her pad tie that on a T shirt.

0:36:51.320 --> 0:36:52.200
<v Speaker 6>I'm diving back in.

0:36:54.400 --> 0:36:57.440
<v Speaker 1>What okay, the judgment.

0:36:57.480 --> 0:37:01.320
<v Speaker 6>This is a segment idea O bit or bob?

0:37:01.800 --> 0:37:01.880
<v Speaker 11>Oh?

0:37:01.960 --> 0:37:04.160
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, this wasn't an gym of mine. This was a

0:37:04.160 --> 0:37:07.080
<v Speaker 5>segment idea that I thought would be good. Yeah. You

0:37:07.120 --> 0:37:08.960
<v Speaker 5>know how people say, oh, you've just got some bits

0:37:08.960 --> 0:37:10.719
<v Speaker 5>and bobs on the shelf, that sort of stuff. Yeah,

0:37:10.760 --> 0:37:13.000
<v Speaker 5>it's like we take an item and we decide and

0:37:13.040 --> 0:37:15.480
<v Speaker 5>debate amongst ourselves. Is it a bit or is it

0:37:15.480 --> 0:37:15.880
<v Speaker 5>a bob?

0:37:16.480 --> 0:37:16.560
<v Speaker 11>Oh?

0:37:16.640 --> 0:37:17.359
<v Speaker 1>That's still right now.

0:37:17.440 --> 0:37:19.520
<v Speaker 5>I would say this drink bottle is a bob.

0:37:20.320 --> 0:37:23.440
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Whereas I need to see a bit, well, I.

0:37:23.400 --> 0:37:25.000
<v Speaker 5>Would say a paper clip is a bit.

0:37:25.920 --> 0:37:27.279
<v Speaker 1>Yes, see, I completely agree with that.

0:37:27.320 --> 0:37:31.000
<v Speaker 5>What about headphones, bob, they're a bit?

0:37:31.080 --> 0:37:32.080
<v Speaker 6>I would say they're a bit?

0:37:32.320 --> 0:37:33.799
<v Speaker 5>Really, yes, they're a bit.

0:37:34.239 --> 0:37:35.879
<v Speaker 4>I would it is.

0:37:35.840 --> 0:37:38.160
<v Speaker 6>More like a side option.

0:37:38.239 --> 0:37:39.960
<v Speaker 1>No, a bit can be thrown to the side at

0:37:40.000 --> 0:37:43.600
<v Speaker 1>any point, destroyed board. Interesting.

0:37:43.800 --> 0:37:47.120
<v Speaker 5>See, maybe it's not so bad. Have you got any

0:37:47.160 --> 0:37:49.040
<v Speaker 5>items out there and what can you bit or bob

0:37:49.080 --> 0:37:52.480
<v Speaker 5>with it? That's that's a bit. Cup's a bit, not

0:37:52.520 --> 0:37:52.880
<v Speaker 5>a bob.

0:37:53.600 --> 0:37:55.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think that's a bit. Actually, yeah, pan this pan,

0:37:55.800 --> 0:37:59.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm holding bit okay, iPhone twelve promacs.

0:38:00.120 --> 0:38:02.680
<v Speaker 5>Ooh, a bit, that's a bit. No, actually no, it's

0:38:02.680 --> 0:38:02.919
<v Speaker 5>a bob.

0:38:02.960 --> 0:38:03.160
<v Speaker 1>Fuck.

0:38:03.160 --> 0:38:03.560
<v Speaker 7>I don't know.

0:38:03.560 --> 0:38:06.479
<v Speaker 5>No, sorry, the iPhone is the bob. The iPhone case

0:38:06.560 --> 0:38:06.920
<v Speaker 5>is the bit.

0:38:07.080 --> 0:38:08.600
<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, I would say the opposite.

0:38:09.200 --> 0:38:14.640
<v Speaker 5>Oh, Sands got another one tissue box. Holy shit, I

0:38:14.640 --> 0:38:18.920
<v Speaker 5>would say bob. I can't decide it is a tissue box,

0:38:19.000 --> 0:38:21.799
<v Speaker 5>a bit of a bob, and I would like to

0:38:21.840 --> 0:38:24.360
<v Speaker 5>move on. No way, I feel that that.

0:38:24.520 --> 0:38:28.239
<v Speaker 8>I think, no, no, no, the tissues are bits, but the

0:38:28.280 --> 0:38:29.160
<v Speaker 8>box is a bob.

0:38:29.239 --> 0:38:29.919
<v Speaker 5>Congratulations.

0:38:30.160 --> 0:38:31.280
<v Speaker 1>This is absolutely ridiculous.

0:38:31.320 --> 0:38:32.800
<v Speaker 5>Les, I think it's got legs.

0:38:33.360 --> 0:38:34.799
<v Speaker 6>I am going to my junk.

0:38:36.640 --> 0:38:38.080
<v Speaker 1>That's a shock.

0:38:39.560 --> 0:38:42.120
<v Speaker 6>Oh is it just me? Or is there no excuse

0:38:42.200 --> 0:38:45.560
<v Speaker 6>for bubbled window tinting in twenty twenty one?

0:38:45.640 --> 0:38:46.200
<v Speaker 1>What me?

0:38:46.880 --> 0:38:47.040
<v Speaker 11>Oh?

0:38:47.040 --> 0:38:49.360
<v Speaker 5>It depends if it's a DIY like you can't expect

0:38:49.400 --> 0:38:50.040
<v Speaker 5>the world of them.

0:38:50.280 --> 0:38:52.399
<v Speaker 1>No. I was behind a car in traffic the other

0:38:52.480 --> 0:38:55.760
<v Speaker 1>day and their back window was just bubbled. It looks

0:38:55.880 --> 0:38:58.799
<v Speaker 1>like saying bubble tea like there were just it was

0:38:58.960 --> 0:39:01.799
<v Speaker 1>black and bubble. It was horrendous. Is an excuse for that?

0:39:02.040 --> 0:39:04.920
<v Speaker 5>If I was paying, if I was getting my windows

0:39:04.960 --> 0:39:08.399
<v Speaker 5>tinted because they weren't tinted already, I would definitely That's

0:39:08.440 --> 0:39:10.520
<v Speaker 5>not something i'd skimp on. I'd get someone to do it,

0:39:10.760 --> 0:39:12.480
<v Speaker 5>like you'd want. You wouldn't want the bubble. It's like

0:39:12.480 --> 0:39:15.680
<v Speaker 5>when you used to have to cover your school books. Yeah,

0:39:15.719 --> 0:39:17.560
<v Speaker 5>it would kill me when I had a bubble on that.

0:39:17.600 --> 0:39:19.640
<v Speaker 1>Speaking of Mother's Day, my mum was very good at that.

0:39:19.680 --> 0:39:21.919
<v Speaker 1>I think all mums have that innately built into them.

0:39:22.520 --> 0:39:24.840
<v Speaker 5>No, my mum was like not faved by the bubbles.

0:39:24.840 --> 0:39:26.480
<v Speaker 5>So she'd be like, oh there's a there's an air bubble,

0:39:26.480 --> 0:39:28.040
<v Speaker 5>but oh well you get what you're given where it's

0:39:28.040 --> 0:39:28.839
<v Speaker 5>so I just took over.

0:39:28.920 --> 0:39:31.920
<v Speaker 1>I was like, no, really, pop the bubbles.

0:39:33.400 --> 0:39:35.440
<v Speaker 5>But then there's the dots on your book.

0:39:35.480 --> 0:39:39.680
<v Speaker 1>And she's been in here the whole.

0:39:40.200 --> 0:39:41.440
<v Speaker 5>She's concussed on the ground.

0:39:41.520 --> 0:39:47.920
<v Speaker 1>Fuck this mayonnaise, don't know that's magic?

0:39:49.640 --> 0:39:49.920
<v Speaker 7>All right?

0:39:49.960 --> 0:39:52.440
<v Speaker 5>What else is in the junk?

0:39:53.560 --> 0:39:54.960
<v Speaker 6>Okay, I'm going in. I'm going in.

0:39:58.800 --> 0:39:59.800
<v Speaker 4>This is so confusing?

0:40:00.600 --> 0:40:02.640
<v Speaker 6>Is feel better aggressive?

0:40:04.000 --> 0:40:04.239
<v Speaker 12>What?

0:40:04.520 --> 0:40:04.719
<v Speaker 11>Yeah?

0:40:04.800 --> 0:40:06.319
<v Speaker 5>I wrote that down on one of my sick days

0:40:06.320 --> 0:40:09.040
<v Speaker 5>and it's tell oh, that's okay, we've got we've got

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<v Speaker 5>it covered. Feel better like it's not a wish, it's

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<v Speaker 5>like a demand feel better, you feel better, rather than

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<v Speaker 5>I hope you feel better soon. It's just like, oh

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<v Speaker 5>my god, feel better? Actually better?

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<v Speaker 6>Actually I agree, I hope you feel better?

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<v Speaker 1>Is so much feel better?

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<v Speaker 5>Have you not heard that when people feel better? And

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, what if I don't? Have you got

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<v Speaker 5>a problem with that?

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<v Speaker 1>You can't control this conversation is yeah, I agree, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like it. And then that's why it's in the

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<v Speaker 1>of course it's junk. Also feel better or something you

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<v Speaker 1>could say to attended date you go feel better.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh well, that's a different story. That's more of a

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<v Speaker 5>you're feeling me already, but I want you to feel

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<v Speaker 5>me better, or if you feel better.

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<v Speaker 1>Regional production and you're playing regional production of Modern Family,

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<v Speaker 1>the plane you're playing, feel and the director goes, feel better,

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<v Speaker 1>save some junk for another day when it.

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<v Speaker 5>Go yes, that segment went in the junk though, the

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<v Speaker 5>last myths pronunciation and MIM's magic. I'm furious we didn't

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<v Speaker 5>get a hold of it. Should we try one more

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<v Speaker 5>time for mim?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, correctly. Don't back in here.

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<v Speaker 6>She's on the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me up.

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<v Speaker 11>You have reached the message bank.

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<v Speaker 5>Or all right, I'll give up. I give up.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel dizzy, Sit up. Wow, updates on MIM in

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<v Speaker 1>the next episode, we hope.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we'll keep you posted. But thanks for listening to

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<v Speaker 5>episode sixty five.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, send this a show to a friend if you

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<v Speaker 1>enjoyed it. Right now, we all have one of those friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Whenever I listen to a podcast, I've sent contracept me

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<v Speaker 1>diphram Sam, I send you episodes all the time of

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<v Speaker 1>other podcast Absolutely, I go, oh Sam, light this, I

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my friend Gordian light this or hated would like

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<v Speaker 1>this or general meet you like you've.

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<v Speaker 5>Never sent one to I was going to say, I've

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<v Speaker 5>never been sent anything.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of help once and I sent that to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I would send this to a friend that you think

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<v Speaker 1>would enjoy it, get them to listen, and leave yourself

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<v Speaker 1>a five star review Apple Podcast. Don't forget doing Facebook

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<v Speaker 1>as well, and when yourself some red rooster, maybe some merch.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of thanks for selling out all our merch guys.

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<v Speaker 5>I haven't been sold that yet. There's a few more

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<v Speaker 5>scabby ones left the misprinted merch.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh there is, yeah, which is just I mean selling

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<v Speaker 1>like there's only a few left though, a couple of sizes,

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<v Speaker 1>none that have fit me.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, go on the sor see if there's the one available.

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<v Speaker 5>It'll tell you if it's out of stock.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, all right, Happy Mother's Day to all the

0:42:32.960 --> 0:42:34.439
<v Speaker 1>mums out there, all the mums that listen.

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<v Speaker 5>We have a lot of mums listening, a lot of mums.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, not to single them away, and.

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<v Speaker 5>Also shout out to anyone who's missing their mum today.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't know how to bring it up because I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>it's kind of running it in talking about Mother's Day.

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<v Speaker 5>And I was like, what do we do to reflect

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<v Speaker 5>people who are having a bad Mother's Day?

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I agree.

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, do we get someone on to talk

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<v Speaker 5>about it? And I was like, I know from some

0:42:54.560 --> 0:42:56.719
<v Speaker 5>of my friends whose mums have passed away, they don't

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<v Speaker 5>like to be like token eyes. It's like it can

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<v Speaker 5>be tough the kid with the ed mum, but you

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<v Speaker 5>know we're thinking of you. Yeah, I hope we could

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<v Speaker 5>have cheered you up in some way if you're feeling shit.

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<v Speaker 1>And We'll be back next week. Episode fifty six. Can

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<v Speaker 1>your body believe it? We'll see you again.

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<v Speaker 5>Sixty six the Devil's number almost Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, see you that guys?

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<v Speaker 5>Bye?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 10>Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your

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<v Speaker 5>Welcome to A to D Brief. This is our secret segment.

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<v Speaker 5>On the end, we keep talking shit. Pretend the show

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<v Speaker 5>is over. Hopefully no one hears it because we are. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>we just kind of go rogue.

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<v Speaker 11>It's not up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's work, guys. Mim just call back.

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<v Speaker 5>What a pig, I'm fucking spewing. We didn't get Mim

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<v Speaker 5>on the phone. I really want to hear from her.

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<v Speaker 1>We will get Mim back.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to talk to mem.

0:43:57.880 --> 0:43:58.879
<v Speaker 6>I just want to thank her.

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<v Speaker 1>We do yourself a favorite Google that a current affair

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<v Speaker 1>video because she is a beautiful will be beautiful. She

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<v Speaker 1>had like a knitted cardigan that I reckon she bought

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<v Speaker 1>at the local market.

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<v Speaker 5>How bizarre that I stumbled across all these sample that

0:44:13.239 --> 0:44:15.280
<v Speaker 5>the Bogan Gate pumpa of all places, I didn't realize

0:44:15.280 --> 0:44:17.759
<v Speaker 5>her reach. She's in the Double Gift Shop or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Where you bought the famed Dubbo dirt front. Yes, what

0:44:21.640 --> 0:44:23.880
<v Speaker 1>do we reckon? Mims? Ringtime would be like. She's probably

0:44:23.920 --> 0:44:26.319
<v Speaker 1>at home now watching Big Brother. I'm sure she'd love

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<v Speaker 1>Big Brother.

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<v Speaker 6>I have a feeling maybe Lego Master.

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon Lego Masters will be on and then this

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<v Speaker 1>would be memes. Ring Turn should just be sitting there

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<v Speaker 1>that Hamish Blake.

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<v Speaker 3>Feel.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>I think she seems unmarried to me. Really, yeah, there's

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<v Speaker 5>something about her.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know what you mean.

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<v Speaker 6>I feel like she'd have the Nokia Generic.

0:44:54.320 --> 0:44:56.719
<v Speaker 5>I get she somehow manages to have the Nokia ring

0:44:56.760 --> 0:44:59.000
<v Speaker 5>tone on her iPhone. It's miraculous.

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<v Speaker 1>You think she should be I think you should be

0:45:00.680 --> 0:45:04.640
<v Speaker 1>happily watching television. I think I think you're right.

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<v Speaker 5>What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Stand by?

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<v Speaker 11>So?

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<v Speaker 1>I think in the living room watching the cricket because

0:45:11.920 --> 0:45:12.359
<v Speaker 1>you love it?

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<v Speaker 5>Where's that coming from the tv? Oh my god?

0:45:15.280 --> 0:45:18.000
<v Speaker 6>This is football football umpire?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you what?

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<v Speaker 5>Maggott?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't don't you don't? Oh that mine? I'm Tranta tell

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<v Speaker 1>you them. There's the phone? Am I sitting on it?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know where that is? I missed that. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's what her ringtail would be.

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<v Speaker 5>I might use that current, don't you dare? Move the mouse.

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<v Speaker 5>Sam that current freeze frame of mem on the screen.

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<v Speaker 5>I might make that the profile picture of my fake

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<v Speaker 5>boomer account Bernice.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, I really like her tinted glasses.

0:45:56.840 --> 0:45:59.320
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, she's got the ones that they turned to sunny

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<v Speaker 5>than the Sun.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I reckon I had that.

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<v Speaker 5>I reckon. Mim definitely steals from the collection played at church.

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<v Speaker 5>She's got that energy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, her hair looks like the feathers on a

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<v Speaker 1>Sesame Street puppet.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you guys need to google this the current events

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<v Speaker 5>story for the visual. But like she I might put

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<v Speaker 5>a photo on our Facebook group too, But she like,

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<v Speaker 5>is it possible to screenshot that? Okay, she looks like

0:46:25.560 --> 0:46:28.520
<v Speaker 5>there's no doubt in her mind that she believes he's right.

0:46:30.000 --> 0:46:32.560
<v Speaker 5>She's like, I've been squatting here for a year and

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<v Speaker 5>not paying rent, and I stand by my action.

0:46:35.080 --> 0:46:36.680
<v Speaker 6>And I stand by her action.

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<v Speaker 1>She's also clearly using it as a business because you

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<v Speaker 1>look at the lavender in the background, there's a little

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<v Speaker 1>a four piece of paper that she's installed with the

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<v Speaker 1>front door.

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<v Speaker 5>How she makes her magic like a big bath or

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<v Speaker 5>something not.

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<v Speaker 8>Being said though this has been on my hand since

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<v Speaker 8>the start of the episode and It is now seeping

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<v Speaker 8>into my brain.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't you shit? Can the magic of Mim?

0:46:58.640 --> 0:47:01.040
<v Speaker 6>I have it on my hand and I feel great.

0:47:01.360 --> 0:47:03.719
<v Speaker 5>Is the sample? Does that do justice? The ship? You

0:47:03.719 --> 0:47:04.319
<v Speaker 5>get in the jar?

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<v Speaker 1>So you bought the jar. So you bought the hot

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<v Speaker 1>Why Jenna?

0:47:07.960 --> 0:47:08.200
<v Speaker 5>Why?

0:47:08.280 --> 0:47:11.200
<v Speaker 6>Because I had mosquito bites and I was desperate to soothe.

0:47:11.520 --> 0:47:15.000
<v Speaker 1>Yes, and it worked. Did you got you bought me

0:47:15.080 --> 0:47:18.560
<v Speaker 1>lavender bar and Jenna on for Christmas?

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<v Speaker 5>It's not from Mim.

0:47:19.280 --> 0:47:21.000
<v Speaker 6>No, No, not fromm.

0:47:20.640 --> 0:47:21.000
<v Speaker 11>That was.

0:47:23.000 --> 0:47:23.880
<v Speaker 1>Wendy's witchcraft.

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<v Speaker 5>No, Rustice Lavender Farm in book Book Book Book, And

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<v Speaker 5>by the way, they're also canceled.

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<v Speaker 6>Why Why?

0:47:32.760 --> 0:47:36.040
<v Speaker 5>Because I lost my lavender eyepillow when I messaged them

0:47:36.080 --> 0:47:38.840
<v Speaker 5>on Facebook asking for a new one and they just

0:47:38.920 --> 0:47:43.200
<v Speaker 5>left me on red and I kept following up being like, OI, hello,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't feel like a small lavender farmer in book

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<v Speaker 5>book is run off its fucking feet that they're going

0:47:49.200 --> 0:47:53.520
<v Speaker 5>to ignore its only desperate customer. Maybe let's call them instead.

0:47:53.520 --> 0:47:56.480
<v Speaker 5>Could you google Rusty Lavender Farm in.

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<v Speaker 1>Book Book Book Book.

0:47:57.400 --> 0:47:58.319
<v Speaker 6>What happened to it?

0:47:58.880 --> 0:48:01.960
<v Speaker 5>I don't know, No, maybe it got TikTok.

0:48:02.160 --> 0:48:05.000
<v Speaker 1>I could have I rode one of those in thaire Land.

0:48:06.920 --> 0:48:09.400
<v Speaker 1>I remember you called me from me you were watching,

0:48:11.560 --> 0:48:15.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh Pan and the Pirate Hook. Cook, that's the film

0:48:15.960 --> 0:48:20.440
<v Speaker 1>you're watching. Yeah, Sam put it up on the screen.

0:48:23.440 --> 0:48:26.360
<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, give him a ring. I'll have a silk

0:48:26.400 --> 0:48:29.880
<v Speaker 5>silk definitely. Well, no, you should call him.

0:48:30.680 --> 0:48:31.480
<v Speaker 1>So what am I saying?

0:48:32.360 --> 0:48:36.279
<v Speaker 5>Wear me fucking lavender pill order it online? No, no,

0:48:36.480 --> 0:48:39.719
<v Speaker 5>just ask for one uniquely. Your your friend Kathy recommended it?

0:48:41.080 --> 0:48:41.919
<v Speaker 1>Doctor over here?

0:48:43.840 --> 0:48:54.680
<v Speaker 4>Have your friend mim an't you that darling?

0:48:54.680 --> 0:48:59.200
<v Speaker 1>For my incident? What's with these fucking rural towns and

0:48:59.320 --> 0:49:05.160
<v Speaker 1>people not answer hello? Hello? Hello, Hello? I'm after a

0:49:05.280 --> 0:49:07.160
<v Speaker 1>lavender iepillow?

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<v Speaker 7>All right, an Iras pillow.

0:49:10.480 --> 0:49:15.560
<v Speaker 1>There's an Iras like it's like a purple oblong for

0:49:15.640 --> 0:49:18.320
<v Speaker 1>your eyes. My grandson or had one. He went for

0:49:18.440 --> 0:49:21.080
<v Speaker 1>visit to book book and brought on home. And I thought,

0:49:21.160 --> 0:49:23.440
<v Speaker 1>can all of those on on Google?

0:49:24.600 --> 0:49:27.480
<v Speaker 7>Oh? Yeah, right, we've still got some left year.

0:49:28.239 --> 0:49:29.879
<v Speaker 1>Do you guys have a Facebook book?

0:49:31.520 --> 0:49:35.879
<v Speaker 7>Well we do, but I don't still with the Facebook part,

0:49:36.000 --> 0:49:39.040
<v Speaker 7>but my daughter does in Melbourne, So I'm not up

0:49:39.080 --> 0:49:42.040
<v Speaker 7>with all that stuff that I can send it by

0:49:42.160 --> 0:49:42.880
<v Speaker 7>post for you?

0:49:45.440 --> 0:49:47.200
<v Speaker 1>And is it just one I can buy?

0:49:49.600 --> 0:49:53.000
<v Speaker 7>I suppose yes, unless you wanted to. But there's about

0:49:53.800 --> 0:49:56.000
<v Speaker 7>four their left.

0:49:55.640 --> 0:50:02.959
<v Speaker 1>Craig, do you want one they I could get I'd

0:50:02.960 --> 0:50:03.719
<v Speaker 1>be interested in two.

0:50:03.880 --> 0:50:05.319
<v Speaker 4>Yes, two?

0:50:06.440 --> 0:50:10.799
<v Speaker 7>Okay, So if I get your name and address, yes,

0:50:11.719 --> 0:50:13.160
<v Speaker 7>I can send it off to you soon.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. So the first name is dot yeah, d

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<v Speaker 1>O T d O T mm hmmm wiggins w A.

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<v Speaker 12>G G Yes, I M I N S four. I've

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<v Speaker 12>got that one my home and dress.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, okay, I've got that, and I'll tell you I now,

0:50:46.920 --> 0:50:48.319
<v Speaker 7>I'll get back to you with the price on that,

0:50:48.400 --> 0:50:51.360
<v Speaker 7>how much it will cost to scend and everything. We

0:50:52.560 --> 0:50:54.600
<v Speaker 7>basically pack it up, get it ready, take it to

0:50:54.640 --> 0:50:56.759
<v Speaker 7>the post office, get them to tell us how much

0:50:56.800 --> 0:50:58.640
<v Speaker 7>it will cost, and then I can phone you. If

0:50:58.640 --> 0:50:59.960
<v Speaker 7>you give me your phone number, I'll.

0:50:59.800 --> 0:51:03.839
<v Speaker 1>Give you my number. Yep, I'll give you my grandsons.

0:51:03.880 --> 0:51:06.520
<v Speaker 9>Hold on because you don't you don't want mine, because

0:51:06.520 --> 0:51:13.440
<v Speaker 9>there is will grow to his property. Okay is zero four?

0:51:14.480 --> 0:51:20.120
<v Speaker 7>Yep, Okay, we'll do. I'll get back to him when

0:51:20.120 --> 0:51:21.160
<v Speaker 7>it's all ready to go.

0:51:21.480 --> 0:51:25.200
<v Speaker 9>Oh, absolutely lovely. Thank You've been nothing but but but

0:51:25.360 --> 0:51:28.360
<v Speaker 9>warm and kind. And you have a lovely mother's day.

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<v Speaker 7>You have a lovely Mother's Day too. Than you, thank

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<v Speaker 7>you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>No ways, have a great night you too.

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<v Speaker 5>I oh, thank god. So it's her rat daughter that's

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<v Speaker 5>been ignoring me on Facebook in Melbourne. I ordered yours

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<v Speaker 5>off Facebook through the daughter, but when I try to

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<v Speaker 5>get another one for myself, ignored for months on end.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe it. What's going on with these Facebook

0:51:51.640 --> 0:51:57.239
<v Speaker 1>marketplace group people. I almost feel like they get it

0:51:57.239 --> 0:51:58.680
<v Speaker 1>because they feel they have to, but then they don't

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<v Speaker 1>run it properly, and it's even worse their company and

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<v Speaker 1>their brand and their cash.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what, when she calls me tomorrow to confirm

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<v Speaker 5>the order, I'm going to dob the daughter in. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>going to go full Karen on it.

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<v Speaker 6>You are not I will, I think to say.

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<v Speaker 5>Just so you know, it's bad for business the love

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<v Speaker 5>as if the lavender business hasn't struggled enough, you can't

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<v Speaker 5>have flaky fucks like your daughter ignoring customers on Faithful.

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<v Speaker 5>I've barely slept a wink for months without my pillow.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I was just thinking we did call our mums.

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<v Speaker 1>One episode was a forty forty eight. I think it was.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll find out find out.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was forty eight. We called our mums.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to hear what our mother's sound.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah it was. Yeah, I don't want to call them again,

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<v Speaker 5>but happy mother's nay Michelle Jane and don't tell me,

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<v Speaker 5>don't tell me Rods. Yes, there we go, Love.

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<v Speaker 1>Rose and Sam's mother Margaret. Damn it, No, No, I

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<v Speaker 1>just want to Laurie is a nice name, l o R.

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<v Speaker 6>I Oh like kid Laurie.

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<v Speaker 7>Lowry.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was, Oh, so you're beautiful, mum Larry.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we uhould have go with the kid Lowry.

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<v Speaker 5>What a fall?

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Sorry, that's not the competition really is from Smooth.

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<v Speaker 5>We really should that's also a rival but anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, true, but not for me, not a direct rival.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you to Mims, our sponsor this episode, Mims Mado

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<v Speaker 1>It really no wonders.

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<v Speaker 5>That's the actual sponsor.

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<v Speaker 1>Play Red Rooster. We love you, we adore you, Thank you. Hey.

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<v Speaker 1>You can still grab some of the misprinted merch.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, there's still plenty of few left, I should say.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and there is a discount code, although by the

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<v Speaker 1>time this is out it might all be different.

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<v Speaker 5>Fingers crossed. They're still available, but head to our Facebook group.

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<v Speaker 5>During Idiots, you'll find the link, the discount cort, everything

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<v Speaker 5>you need if you want to get a last minute

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<v Speaker 5>jump up.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we are also running over injuring Idiots too quick,

0:53:56.480 --> 0:53:58.720
<v Speaker 1>because someone was like, I've been searching and during Idiots

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<v Speaker 1>all weak and endurant. There's a tea endurant because you're

0:54:03.680 --> 0:54:06.200
<v Speaker 1>enduring the whole show, and you have been endurant.

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<v Speaker 5>The fact that you have endured this crap and made

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<v Speaker 5>it to the end of the podcast thereby makes you endurance.

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<v Speaker 6>And you're an idiot show.

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<v Speaker 1>I want everyone to send this show to a friend.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's the homework for this week, Okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I will check in next week. And do not

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<v Speaker 1>swing on your chairs. I just swing on my chair

0:54:29.440 --> 0:54:33.600
<v Speaker 1>and have bent back one day. Yep, they told you

0:54:33.320 --> 0:54:36.799
<v Speaker 1>to tell me. Did you guys have underdesks?

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<v Speaker 5>Is that I hated those?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because I was too fucking tall and fat that

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<v Speaker 1>I'd get underdeesk scrapes on the top thigh. Yeah, and

0:54:44.239 --> 0:54:47.479
<v Speaker 1>a little bit of wood would fall off, and kids

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<v Speaker 1>would get the pen and just shove it in like

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<v Speaker 1>they just flake off the plywood, and they'd be like,

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<v Speaker 1>like Jamie.

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<v Speaker 5>Loves Margaret work place with that underdeth little toa chay things.

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<v Speaker 5>But that so dumb.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we've phased out the pigeonhole.

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<v Speaker 5>Na I still go to the kiss pigeonhole all the time.

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<v Speaker 5>It's oaken on my mail to live in.

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<v Speaker 6>What about the desks, like, actually I.

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<v Speaker 5>Should have gotten my fucking Lavendi pillow sent here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, fuck up standing desks. You're right, Jennie, standing desk.

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<v Speaker 6>No, I mean the ones you know at school.

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<v Speaker 5>Rather than reaching through the front of a tray, you

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<v Speaker 5>have to open the top of the desk to get

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<v Speaker 5>in that.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to public schools, Yeah, they weren't public. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you go to a public school?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>What about chair I don't remember what. They were called

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<v Speaker 1>chair covers, and they were little sacks that you put

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<v Speaker 1>on the back of your chair. And yeah, like a

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<v Speaker 1>booksack or a book cover or a chair cover.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't have that. That sounds ship.

0:55:40.320 --> 0:55:41.319
<v Speaker 1>It was like a little lip.

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<v Speaker 6>It was like the library thing that you put on

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<v Speaker 6>the back of your chair.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I don't like that book cap, book statue. It

0:55:47.000 --> 0:55:49.200
<v Speaker 1>was called something I don't know. I remember this is I.

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<v Speaker 5>Loved book Satchel. Impact of the Rafters. She's a great wonderful.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember my uncle when I got school, captain gave

0:55:55.680 --> 0:55:59.960
<v Speaker 1>me best best speeches from around the world, historic speeches,

0:56:00.120 --> 0:56:01.640
<v Speaker 1>and I had to give a speech for school captain,

0:56:01.680 --> 0:56:03.719
<v Speaker 1>and this was like my inspiration and I was in it.

0:56:03.920 --> 0:56:07.600
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't care less about JFK or Mohammed Gandhi or

0:56:07.640 --> 0:56:10.279
<v Speaker 1>Malcolm X giving me speeches which were transcribed in this

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<v Speaker 1>book with black and white photos. But I brought it

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<v Speaker 1>in for silent reading just to show off. I didn't

0:56:17.400 --> 0:56:19.360
<v Speaker 1>have any interest in it. And it was speeches that

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<v Speaker 1>change the world, that was it. And Missus Moon said,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, mitche, why don't you tell everyone you're reading

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<v Speaker 1>who's a bye? I mean JFK, one of many, Malcolm X,

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<v Speaker 1>Mahammed Gandhi. It speeches to change the world, And she

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<v Speaker 1>was like, why are you reading that? I went to inspire.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the biggest wank, and I remember in that moment,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, this is going down like a lead bullion.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm an idiot.

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<v Speaker 5>There's so many speetures that they could put in the

0:56:45.800 --> 0:56:50.560
<v Speaker 5>revised edition that Julia Gillar misogyny, fucking little what's the

0:56:50.680 --> 0:56:55.440
<v Speaker 5>name Greta Scumberg with the with the how dare you

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<v Speaker 5>she should be in that?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>True? What else?

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<v Speaker 6>Pri Larson's Academy?

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<v Speaker 1>All, No, she didn't deserve it for them Now.

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<v Speaker 5>It's just anyway we should go now.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to think of more speechless.

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<v Speaker 5>Open the lines here at the station thirty one and

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<v Speaker 5>sixty five? What's your favorite speech?

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<v Speaker 1>Doctor oberfucking last week? That was an impassioned speech that

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<v Speaker 1>he gave us.

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<v Speaker 5>You missed a wild week last week, Jenna and seem.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, welcome back. By the way, Sorry we didn't even

0:57:22.800 --> 0:57:24.880
<v Speaker 1>say welcome back, but it's great to have you guys here.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank him, Thank him the end of the show. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a welcome you. Mitch and I went rogue. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I heard dads were out and we were having a rewine.

0:57:34.120 --> 0:57:36.760
<v Speaker 1>You were loose. I was in court and we have

0:57:36.840 --> 0:57:40.040
<v Speaker 1>a love potion for all of us and it works

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<v Speaker 1>on gay.

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<v Speaker 5>We haven't got it yet though, Yeah, did you actually

0:57:42.800 --> 0:57:43.080
<v Speaker 5>have one?

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<v Speaker 1>What's that? Haven't? All right, we'll see you next week,

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<v Speaker 1>hopefully with an update on MIM's magic.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm hoping fingers cross.

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<v Speaker 1>Enjoy your Mother's day. Say hi to your mum's forests.

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<v Speaker 1>We adore you. Thank you for listening. And we'll see

0:57:53.280 --> 0:57:53.600
<v Speaker 1>you next week.

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<v Speaker 5>See you guys, have your Mother's Day.

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<v Speaker 1>He re ch after com