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Speaker 2: Bloke Bono, I don't think it's Bono.

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Speaker 1: Well, it depends where you're from, really, doesn't it. And

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Speaker 1: I go with Bono.

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Speaker 3: So Bono found out recently that his cousin is actually

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Speaker 3: his half brother. So to break that down, it means that.

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Speaker 4: His dad boned sister, Yeah, his.

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Speaker 1: Sister in law.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so he bonoed his wife's sister and then had

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Speaker 3: an offspring and wife sister, and then Bono his whole

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Speaker 3: life is like, oh, this is my cousin. Anyway, recently

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Speaker 3: found out, Oh no, you're actually my half brother because

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Speaker 3: my dad hooked up with you.

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Speaker 1: And that's the sister sister in law.

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Speaker 4: So the dad slept with both sisters.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Bono's dad and had kids with both sisters as well,

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Speaker 3: and now they're half brothers and I think they get

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Speaker 4: That's totally so.

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Speaker 3: That was a cheating story that I read about in

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Speaker 3: the news today. And then I also read another cheating

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Speaker 3: story which is like, it's totally different.

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Speaker 1: Because the word cheating is so versatile.

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Speaker 3: I read another story about kids wearing special hats these

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Speaker 3: days in exams to stop them from cheating.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So they're wearing hats.

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Speaker 3: That block out the peripheral vision so they can't copy

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Speaker 1: And anyway, I just.

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Speaker 4: Think I detect prying eyes like yours.

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Speaker 1: It would have hurt me, would have hurt me a lot.

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Speaker 3: I used to do the old drop my pencil on

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Speaker 3: it and get closer to the person next year.

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Speaker 1: And if they were doing multiple choice, you'd get a vibe.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, So there's a story in that you say about

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Speaker 3: someone cheating in an exam, and then also Bono's dad

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Speaker 3: cheating on his wife, And again.

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Speaker 1: It shows how versatile the word cheating is.

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Speaker 3: So what I'd like to do right now, I'm thirteen

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Speaker 3: one oh six five is just thank you guys. Do

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Speaker 3: you know a story or do you have a story

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Speaker 3: that involves a cheata and use cheata however you like?

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Speaker 3: So it could be someone's cheated on you. It could

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Speaker 3: be cheating at something to win, It could be cheating death.

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Speaker 5: Ah.

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Speaker 3: It could also be about the great African animal, the cheata.

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Speaker 3: So Sky's the limited show thirteen one oh six five,

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Speaker 3: blow my bloody pants off? Do you have a story

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Speaker 3: that involves a cheater, and just get creative as to

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Speaker 3: how you're defining cheater so.

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Speaker 4: That the calls up next thirteen one oh six five.

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Speaker 3: Give me the animal. Here's the specs on thirteen one

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Speaker 3: oh six five. Have you got a story that involves

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Speaker 3: a cheat?

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Speaker 1: And I want you to be creative with.

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Speaker 3: The definition of cheater because today when I was flicking

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Speaker 3: through the news, I saw one story but found out

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Speaker 3: his cousin is actually his half brother. So his dad

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Speaker 3: So that's what he's cheated on.

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Speaker 4: His dad hooked up with his auntie. Yeah, his dad

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Speaker 3: It's totally wild that story. But then I also read

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Speaker 3: an exam cheating story. Apparently some kids are wearing these

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Speaker 4: His dad could have done with some hat blocking his

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Speaker 3: Christmas lunch eyes on thee Yeah, bloody oath mate.

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Speaker 1: Who knows what else he was after Grandma's next, isn't she?

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Speaker 1: Oh God, not his own grandmar of course, but his

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Speaker 4: Mixeduff Bob Bob.

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Speaker 1: Bob's his name.

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Speaker 3: Bob's up everywhere, doesn't he.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 4: All right now, I really want people to get you've

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Speaker 1: Or did you cheat death?

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Speaker 3: So many ways you can interpret Cheetah? Okay, okay, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 3: tell us your story that involves a cheat, my friend.

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Speaker 3: We can just hear your indicator, maybe take the turn first,

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Speaker 3: and then you can start talking.

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey there, Jeffrey, have we got the wrong name, jeff

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Speaker 4: We wanted to.

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Speaker 5: Find out what his name is. I don't reckoning John

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey is the old death click of the indicator? Really

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Speaker 5: radio announces worst night mare, Amy, Amy, you've got a

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Speaker 5: story involving a Cheatah, I do so.

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Speaker 6: The father of my kids, he had been we've been

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Speaker 6: together for twenty four years since I was thirteen, and

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Speaker 6: he said to me one night, this new friend of

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Speaker 7: So I was like, yeah, no problem, being like.

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Speaker 6: You know, trying to do something nice to somebody, and anyway,

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Speaker 6: I woke up in the middle of the night with

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Speaker 6: them actually in my bed next to me having sex. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 6: in my bed. But at the end of the day

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Speaker 6: now with someone amazing and yeah getting married Amy.

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Speaker 4: Sorry two seconds. So she's on the couch, you're in

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Speaker 4: the bed, right. Your partner then decides to sleep with

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Speaker 6: To you, in my bed next to me.

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Speaker 8: Yes, why while I was.

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Speaker 7: Asleep, I woke up to it.

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Speaker 6: I woke up because of the movement in the bed.

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Speaker 4: No, no, we understand it.

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Speaker 6: Giveaway to say he wasn't happy that that I woke up.

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Speaker 1: But why would you.

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Speaker 4: Have done in the bed though he's got the whole house,

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Speaker 4: it's the most try and help him get away with

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Speaker 6: Oh that's what I just I didn't even think that actually,

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Speaker 7: Yes, probably the.

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Speaker 1: Laziest man in the world. He's the laziest chair in

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Speaker 1: the world. It's like, yeah, no, no, I'll do the job.

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Speaker 8: I'm not going to leave better.

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Speaker 1: It's a very cold night.

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Speaker 5: I'm comfortable here.

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Speaker 1: We're going made to Jeffrey Jeff.

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Speaker 2: He's back.

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Speaker 1: Jeff, how are you mate?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 7: Bloody hell, Jeff.

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Speaker 1: I mean this is just second chance.

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Speaker 8: We'll come back to you.

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Speaker 1: I mean, figure it out, Jeff. I'm not leaving into

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Speaker 1: it here, Jeff.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, God, Jeff's gone.

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Speaker 1: From indicating what you're doing a winter window. It's just

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Speaker 5: What happened?

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Speaker 4: Someone spoken to Jeff.

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Speaker 5: Just just give me a thumb. You've spoken to Jeff.

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Speaker 8: Okay, you have.

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Speaker 5: You've spoken to him. What's he going to say? He's

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Speaker 5: got a decent story, because we will go back to him.

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Speaker 8: Look, it's not bad, but.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Sonya.

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Speaker 3: Now, Sonya, we're talking about different ways of interpreting the

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Speaker 3: word cheater.

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Speaker 1: So you have a story that involves cheating or a Cheatah.

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Speaker 1: Thanks.

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Speaker 7: I'm an Oslan interpreter for primary schools and I had

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Speaker 7: to go to wear Zoo to the wildlife enclosure where

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Speaker 7: those you stand on one side, And I was sitting

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Speaker 7: there interpreting for my death student. When I heard the

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Speaker 7: and for the first time there was communication that cat

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Speaker 7: And then I keeper. I had to tell a kid

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Speaker 7: what are your signs for moving it on? And I

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Speaker 7: had to move the servil on so that I didn't

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Speaker 7: get attacked.

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Speaker 4: He signed to a cheetah.

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Speaker 7: Well, a serval.

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Speaker 8: Is pretty good.

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Speaker 3: Now do we have Jeffrey because I just I just

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Speaker 3: can't live there.

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Speaker 4: He is there willing to give him to us, which

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Speaker 4: I totally understand.

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Speaker 3: Spence though, I mean, we've gone to jeff twice, he's

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Speaker 3: missed his cue, We've got him back again.

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Speaker 1: I mean, this is I'm sure it's going to rock us.

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Speaker 1: This story is going to absolutely pop up.

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Speaker 4: Is he definitely there?

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Speaker 3: Poopen Jeffrey can't give you that guarantee, Jeff, Jeffrey, are

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Speaker 3: you there, man.

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Speaker 4: Jeff, he's on the fire.

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Speaker 1: That's a whin, ye Jeff.

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Speaker 8: Happy as a pig.

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Speaker 1: And mouth excellent, Jeff. Now do you have a story,

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Speaker 1: Jeff that involves a cheater?

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Speaker 6: I do.

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Speaker 8: Yeah. We left. We told the han and my second

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Speaker 8: son from my first marriage come and say. We went

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Speaker 8: in the bus. We put everybody in the bus and

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Speaker 8: we traveled down to Belgownie and yeah, he was cheating

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Speaker 8: it on me with my wife.

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Speaker 2: Hear more of the boys on the full podcast.

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Speaker 1: Just scroll up.