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Speaker 1: Hey, Good morning, It's the Christian O'Connell's Show. Eight minutes
Speaker 1: past six Tuesday morning. Good morning, Patsy, Good morning Jack, Jack.
Speaker 1: What is the latest? Are you back in your house?
Speaker 1: You had to flee?
Speaker 4: Yeah, back home. We packed up from mom and Dad's
Speaker 4: yesterday after I first had to go and do the
Speaker 4: sniff test in the house because we moved out on Sunday.
Speaker 4: Because it really I can't describe to you how stinky
Speaker 4: it was in the house on Sunday.
Speaker 1: Well, I think if it's had what a couple of
Speaker 1: days of the sewer not really going anywhere, but just
Speaker 1: marinaging your house underneath it, we could guess that that's
Speaker 1: gonna have a bit.
Speaker 4: Of a fuck. Oh, he was going somewhere, was going
Speaker 4: under the house where we couldn't reach it or clean
Speaker 4: it up.
Speaker 1: Like a kind of gravy. When I and You're like,
Speaker 1: the banger is a mash.
Speaker 4: When I first worked walk through the door after I
Speaker 4: was on a poking it Saturday night. Came home late
Speaker 4: and walked through the door and it hit me full
Speaker 4: in the face the smell of the house. And I
Speaker 4: had this like sinky pit feeling in my stomach of
Speaker 4: I'm meant to be the protector of this family. My
Speaker 4: son is eighteen months old. I should look after him,
Speaker 4: and I am letting him sleep in the pooliest smell
Speaker 4: of ever smell. So we moved everybody out Sunday morning.
Speaker 4: Yesterday I went back and did the sniff test. It
Speaker 4: is how many sniffs do you take? Because it needs
Speaker 4: to be at least three. You can't just go it's
Speaker 4: not too bad, you'll wander around. Why don't you go, Oh,
Speaker 4: at least three in every room?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was almost like a continuous vacuum.
Speaker 1: But then you get light headed and like collapse. There.
Speaker 4: It's a lot better. It's maybe ten percent of what
Speaker 4: it was on Sunday.
Speaker 1: It ain't that great. I've got to be honest, I
Speaker 1: ain't moving back into that now.
Speaker 3: You're going to go tomorrow when it's hot and twenty
Speaker 3: five Oh god, oh my festering away.
Speaker 1: Oh it's going to be like a pooh clam chownel.
Speaker 4: The Poo's not going to bake in the sun.
Speaker 1: It is like a big old pool.
Speaker 4: Sup, it's in the shade of the house.
Speaker 1: There's no shade around there. Oh no, perhaps it's right.
Speaker 1: Is he going to be twenty five to one? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's only going to heat up. You have the movie
Speaker 1: you were back out to your mama. Dad.
Speaker 4: It's only now, and I reckon it'll be even better
Speaker 4: again today when I get home. It's only directly over
Speaker 4: the ducted heating vents that you.
Speaker 1: Can really see. Have you marched off like a walkway?
Speaker 1: Stay inside the lines?
Speaker 4: So whatever, you did, not turn the heat on because
Speaker 4: you back into the house and fill it up.
Speaker 1: And so there's your You do the sniff tests. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't call your wife and we can move back.
Speaker 4: It's at ten percent. It's it's not ideal levels, but
Speaker 4: safe enough.
Speaker 1: I would have still given it another couple of days.
Speaker 1: But anyway, what happened then when your wife came in.
Speaker 1: Did she do her own independent test? My wife would
Speaker 1: have done. She would not have trusted my nose.
Speaker 4: She has to trust me because she has hay favor.
Speaker 4: At the moment, the house.
Speaker 1: What about little baby Gordon? Can you not move him
Speaker 1: around like a kind of smoke detector? It stinks all
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: On Into Terry, a Christian listened to the show yesterday.
Speaker 1: It was at work you took about the best gigs
Speaker 1: you've ever been to. Years ago, two thousand and six,
Speaker 1: I was walking around Fortitude Valley in Brisbane for an
Speaker 1: Oasis show. I wasn't too sure. I'd never been there before,
Speaker 1: and so I was kind of lost. There was a
Speaker 1: rather flash looking Mercedes van, so I approached and poliitely
Speaker 1: asking for directions where I recognized the drummer Alan White
Speaker 1: and the ed the guitarist Gem from Oasis. I casually
Speaker 1: asked making small, nervous, small tool where Noel and Liam were.
Speaker 1: Two minutes later they arrived and got into the van.
Speaker 1: We all had a great chat. It made also made
Speaker 1: this the best gig of her beIN to. I even
Speaker 1: got a photo as well, which Terry's email as well.
Speaker 1: Now about your plumbing thing chat because Jack had to
Speaker 1: get an Emerency plumber out Sunday came out, was there,
Speaker 1: sorted out, did a great job five hours but you're
Speaker 1: paying for that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, every tool in the to his disposal. He had
Speaker 4: the camera down there, he had the jet washer, He
Speaker 4: had this thing that grinds up tree roots in the
Speaker 4: old terra cotta pipes.
Speaker 1: Do you think those are just props? You know because
Speaker 1: people like you and I go, my god, he's got
Speaker 1: the tree root grinder, and I'm like, what's that even
Speaker 1: got to do with plumbing? The tree roots aren't shitting
Speaker 1: in the under the house. He got them from that
Speaker 1: prop store that we using for grouse and musical he
Speaker 1: was talking about. He brought the got the fax machine out.
Speaker 1: Are soda streamed some roller boots?
Speaker 4: No, he was he tree roots is obviously a big
Speaker 4: thing with the old pipes, the roots growing into the
Speaker 4: old pipes, And he said the problem is the old
Speaker 4: damn heritage listed trees.
Speaker 1: You just don't he started, man and buy. My old
Speaker 1: man had this. My son will have this as well,
Speaker 1: those tree roots. So did you go in because you're
Speaker 1: talking about because your plumbing system is linked to a
Speaker 1: couple of houses.
Speaker 4: Yes, and the main pit the junction was in my
Speaker 4: next door neighbor's house, so we had to go over
Speaker 4: to his house for the plumber to stickies, camera down,
Speaker 4: and this isn't your problem to pay for it's the
Speaker 4: council right. Well no, because well because.
Speaker 1: We've had a lot of emails yesterday, lot this one here,
Speaker 1: Jackie boy, Maria, I was just on the show yesterday.
Speaker 1: Can you please let Jack know we had exactly the
Speaker 1: same issue with our plumbing, Bob, imagine this on Christmas
Speaker 1: morning when you know it is hot, It is hot,
Speaker 1: and it was an old area lots of new units
Speaker 1: around us. The plumbers told that the issue was the
Speaker 1: old terra cotta pipes that you were talking about yesterday
Speaker 1: that couldn't handle the pressure. The only difference was that
Speaker 1: we didn't call it a plumber, but the emergency number
Speaker 1: on our council rates notice plumbers were sent out and
Speaker 1: fixed it. We didn't have to pay a cent tow
Speaker 1: Jack's report. Get the report from the plumber, contact as
Speaker 1: local council. They should pay for it.
Speaker 4: I would love you guys to look at this piece
Speaker 4: of paper that we have and give you your opinion on it.
Speaker 4: When we bought the house, we were given this old
Speaker 4: drawing that has the four properties and a drawing of
Speaker 4: the sewer line or connecting.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, this was like a plot from the Goonies.
Speaker 1: What do you mean a drawing? I'm not buying a
Speaker 1: house and what I getting saying? This is a shady
Speaker 1: old drawing of the plumbing system. No, this isn't still verifying.
Speaker 4: I'm afraid it's like a photo copy of something from
Speaker 4: Yarrow Water, but like years and years ago. But then
Speaker 4: in red pen, somebody from the council has written put
Speaker 4: an arrow pointing to it all and saying like, oh,
Speaker 4: old needs to be replaced one day at owner's expense.
Speaker 4: But he's just written in red pen.
Speaker 3: It's not a legal documentary.
Speaker 1: Terrible. So so you can't counselor you can't contact the
Speaker 1: council to say can you pay for this?
Speaker 4: Apparently the councils has already made a decision on her.
Speaker 4: I should contact him today and see if they've dot
Speaker 4: it their thoughts. But it says there at owner's expense,
Speaker 4: get passy to it.
Speaker 1: You know he loves talking to ombersman, the plumbing on berdsmen,
Speaker 1: and that a call from Patsy and this problem will
Speaker 1: all go away. That bill will dissolve. By the way, team,
Speaker 1: if you are not worthy, you've got the sniffels stay
Speaker 1: away from Patsy. She does not want to get el
Speaker 1: it's the radio wards the actress. There's Saturday in Sydney.
Speaker 1: Patsy's double nominated and she should she you do not
Speaker 1: want to get sickness?
Speaker 3: No, and the house. It's not going well. I had
Speaker 3: to pick up Audrey early from school yesterday. You get
Speaker 3: a text alert Jack when they're in the sick bay.
Speaker 3: I got to yesterday after the second one. I thought, no,
Speaker 3: that's it. I'm ringing nurse Joe and seeing what the
Speaker 3: story is.
Speaker 1: And she said, don't speed the nurse Joe. I don't
Speaker 1: know those kids. Lois has been that school for six years.
Speaker 1: I don't know the name on first name basis.
Speaker 4: I would hate for this to be your last day.
Speaker 4: Nurse give me the update.
Speaker 1: And I know where your parents lived.
Speaker 3: So and she said, don't panic and I said, no,
Speaker 3: I'm not panicking. But she's been in there twice. Do
Speaker 3: I need to pick her up? And she said, yeah,
Speaker 3: maybe So I.
Speaker 4: Should go to that sick bay all the time. By
Speaker 4: the way, when I wanted to.
Speaker 1: I love the base. It's gonna have a little lieo.
Speaker 1: Couldn't I go to a little kit.
Speaker 3: We didn't even have a sick bay at school.
Speaker 1: We did. It was revolting. They never changed that sorttle
Speaker 1: paper paper sheep. It was like, sure kids have died
Speaker 1: on have a like tetanus and stuff like that. Raybe,
Speaker 1: he said, just bleeding out on this. It's all like
Speaker 1: greasy with like knits on there and stuff like that. But
Speaker 1: I should love going there a little kip in the
Speaker 1: afternoon after lunch. I've got a headache, Nurse, Can I
Speaker 1: have a little lie down?
Speaker 3: No, Well, she was in our bed last night, so
Speaker 3: I've got a saw back. She was kneeing my shoulder blades.
Speaker 4: Don't keep a sick child right in your bed with
Speaker 4: It's the worst possible thing being to protect yourself with
Speaker 4: vitamins and voom.
Speaker 3: I know, but so so we're doubling up on the vitamins.
Speaker 3: Speaking of vitamins, I said last night, everyone's to eat
Speaker 3: double vitamins and double greens swallow.
Speaker 1: You don't need to eat them crunching the vitamins sea
Speaker 1: and these cod live royal capsules using it's a salad dressing.
Speaker 2: Like Christian Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Time, Wasteday is a sesame street one. Before we get
Speaker 1: into that later on Today's show. As a kid, did
Speaker 1: you have any preference Muppets or Sesame Street. I was
Speaker 1: more on the edge of the Sesame Street game.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you start with Sesame straight as a
Speaker 4: younger child than you grow into the mind.
Speaker 1: I found that I found not the Muppets actually quite irritating.
Speaker 1: They were like drama students to me, whereas Sesame Streets,
Speaker 1: like me were from the streets, street smarts, street toughs.
Speaker 4: But didn't you get didn't you tire of learning the ABC.
Speaker 1: And constantly going back to those basics Jackie.
Speaker 4: Boy, constantly going back the fundamental.
Speaker 1: Bruce Lee. It's all about the fundamentals I used to
Speaker 1: and I still love Sesame Street as well. Even hearing this,
Speaker 1: I'm going to learn some stuff. It's going to be
Speaker 1: in lane at fifty stool Patsy, Who was your favorite
Speaker 1: Sesame Street character?
Speaker 3: I definitely count on count because he did actually teach
Speaker 3: me to count one yes, one block.
Speaker 1: You know that I am called the cowl great. Character
Speaker 1: is great because I really love talk cow. Think about
Speaker 1: what Sesame's impact is. Sesame Street's impact had been on
Speaker 1: kids all over the world. Seriously doing that. I so
Speaker 1: love watching Sesame Street. So the Count is your favorite character?
Speaker 3: Count was my favorite character. I was terrified of him though,
Speaker 3: because I thought vampires were real, But I still loved him.
Speaker 4: But I have to learn to count yeah face.
Speaker 1: And also when you look back now yesterday on YouTube,
Speaker 1: I was looking at some of them kind of still
Speaker 1: quite they scared me a bit. The Muppets used to
Speaker 1: scare me a bit. Miss Piggy terrified me way more
Speaker 1: than talk to. Miss Piggy still now is here. I
Speaker 1: shudder it. I think she's not gonna get out of
Speaker 1: the TV and get me. She Miss Piggy rickly if
Speaker 1: I think I'd like what things are like to scare me,
Speaker 1: Miss Piggy is still in the top three. I can't
Speaker 1: even joke about Miss Piggy how much she's I'm even
Speaker 1: starting to sweat a bit.
Speaker 4: No wonder you stay with the safety of hand Street
Speaker 4: where Peggy didn't venture.
Speaker 1: Rover is not going to let me down. My guy's Grover.
Speaker 1: I've always found the Grover was quite funny. Jackie Boy,
Speaker 1: who's it for you? Favorite Sesame Street garacter?
Speaker 4: My guy was Oscar the Graute, which you'd find odd
Speaker 4: because I am very different in my demeanor than.
Speaker 1: In a way, and there is someone who likes to
Speaker 1: just disappear sometimes. How many times we all going where's chat?
Speaker 1: Nobody's gone home? He's gone back in his trash.
Speaker 4: Can I would have said that you guys have a
Speaker 4: bit of Oscar the Grouch and.
Speaker 1: Why all right? Give us a call? Then? Who is
Speaker 1: your favorite Sesame Street character as a kid? Tell me
Speaker 1: this right? If there was a street fight, who wins
Speaker 1: between Sesame Street and the Muppets? My money's on Sesame
Speaker 1: Street because they're from the street. They're from the streets.
Speaker 2: Well, Christian Connells show podcast.
Speaker 1: Taking them back to childhood talking about Sesame Street and
Speaker 1: the Muppets. It's a Sesame Street time waster. Later on
Speaker 1: this morning, so we're asking what was your favorite character? Christian?
Speaker 1: If there really was a street fight between the Muppets
Speaker 1: and Sesame Street, Sesame Street might have more street tuffs,
Speaker 1: but the Muppets have animal and off. You can't contain that.
Speaker 1: You can't contain that. I can see the count counting
Speaker 1: how many people are the animals taken out?
Speaker 4: The toughest character who have the biggest problem with the
Speaker 4: street fight is Kermit the frog, who struddles both the
Speaker 4: Sesame Street, wed and the Muppets World. Which side does
Speaker 4: he play for?
Speaker 1: Now? Chat share what you found out before the show,
Speaker 1: because I always just presumed Kermit was one of like
Speaker 1: founding fathers of the Muppets, him and Piggy.
Speaker 4: He was even five years before the Muppets even premier,
Speaker 4: he was on Sesame Street.
Speaker 1: Oh really, I couldn't trust him change codes. You don't
Speaker 1: go afl n row. You pick one for life, that's it.
Speaker 1: I don't trust people players, or indeed muppets that change coats.
Speaker 1: Once you're Sesame Street, you're one for life, right, Cookie monsters,
Speaker 1: it is for cookie. That's good enough for me. See
Speaker 1: it is for cookie. That's good enough for me. Still
Speaker 1: loved that as a kid. Have we got here? Earliana?
Speaker 1: Good morning Eliana?
Speaker 5: Well, hello Christian, how are you well?
Speaker 1: Hello Ellieanna, I'm very good. Are you will?
Speaker 2: Oh? I'm all right?
Speaker 5: What it tied?
Speaker 1: You know? What are you going to do? Yeah? And
Speaker 1: see seventeen? What are you in a year eleven?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah? My daughter seventeen and a couple of weeks time.
Speaker 1: And you're revising a moment. If you've got exams, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 5: One of year twelve subjects. So mapped out my exams
Speaker 5: in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, same with my daughter. So we at the moment,
Speaker 1: I did about an hour day on the flash cards.
Speaker 1: Have you got mom and dad helping me out with revision.
Speaker 5: At the moment, Yeah, I've got mom helping me out
Speaker 5: with my flash cards. I think the pars like ten high.
Speaker 1: Yes, they're all. My daughter's a color coded as well,
Speaker 1: so she's revising for sociology. What are you doing in
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks time.
Speaker 5: I'm doing health in human development?
Speaker 1: All right, good luck? Okay, So Sesame Street? So is
Speaker 1: this show a distraction? So do you have the flash
Speaker 1: cards out and the mind map right now?
Speaker 4: If you do an hour of homework and revision, then
Speaker 4: you can watch a Sesame.
Speaker 1: Street Because, my friend, this show is not elevating your atar.
Speaker 1: Next year you'll be on the streets Sesame Streets.
Speaker 5: Well, I wish I would have gotten to talk to you, Christian.
Speaker 1: Well there we go, now, Ellie Honor, who's your favorite
Speaker 1: Sesame Street character?
Speaker 5: My favorite Sesame Street character when I was little Oscar
Speaker 5: the Grouch. And I can't tell you why got. What
Speaker 5: I can tell you is that I loved Oscar the
Speaker 5: Ground so much that when I got my cat when
Speaker 5: I was little and my cat was we adopted him.
Speaker 5: He was astray. He's always digging out bins, so I
Speaker 5: begged Mum to name him Oscar the Ground greatn Africa.
Speaker 1: I love that. Hey, listen, good luck with exams of
Speaker 1: the color weech time we came back to those flash cards.
Speaker 5: Yes, thank you, Christian.
Speaker 1: All right, take care, Julia, good morning, Hello Julia.
Speaker 2: Sorry yet I'm here now.
Speaker 1: I'm Sesame Street all the way, Sesame Street all the way.
Speaker 2: My mug at work.
Speaker 5: Even says everything I learned I learned on the streets,
Speaker 5: and it has like a whole bunch of the Sesame
Speaker 5: Street characters.
Speaker 1: Get in, Juri.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian, some Sesame Street fracts for you. Thank you. Craig
Speaker 1: Elmo is the only puppet who hasn't aged peag Bys
Speaker 1: forty eight. I wuld be hanging out with those kids,
Speaker 1: and they get a bloody Joe hanging out there living
Speaker 1: on the street with a kind of bin. You must
Speaker 1: be sistembarrassed as you're some big man. He's still living
Speaker 1: on the streets, you know, Elmo's never aged, He's been
Speaker 1: just been permanently three and a half. That makes me
Speaker 1: really sad about my Elmo not getting any older and
Speaker 1: me a couple of years ago, I was lucky enough
Speaker 1: to interview Elmo. So picture this is a radio studio,
Speaker 1: Jack Elmo is where you are. And then obviously there's
Speaker 1: a guy lying on the ground okay, and then there's
Speaker 1: the voice artists as they're called, doing the voice so
Speaker 1: they stay out the way. They keep saying can you
Speaker 1: see this? Can you see us? The whole thing was
Speaker 1: a strange I was starting to get anxious, like why
Speaker 1: do I agree to this?
Speaker 4: Well, why do they mind if it's the radio interview matter?
Speaker 1: Because they take it very soonious, they get really really
Speaker 1: into it. And I had to sign something that I
Speaker 1: wouldn't mention that they were like handlers and improvisers and
Speaker 1: all this the one it's very they want if kids
Speaker 1: are listening to keep ale going, which I love. Is
Speaker 1: like if you go to Disneyland and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: They don't ever like to see anyone coming out of
Speaker 1: a sight or you're in the magic kendo. So anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm now starting to feel really like, what the hell
Speaker 1: am I doing this. I'm a flipping grown up. I've
Speaker 1: gott to protect in you a puppet when there's two
Speaker 1: middle aged borderking jet lagged Americans lying on the floor, right,
Speaker 1: So nowhere we get into it. One of my producers starts,
Speaker 1: you know when you get the giggles and you go,
Speaker 1: I've just got I can see. He goes does it.
Speaker 1: He dives on the floor and crawls out the other studio.
Speaker 1: So I'm now really thinking this is horrendous. Anyway, Elmo
Speaker 1: and I start chatting, and obviously the guy who's doing
Speaker 1: the voice is very good. They must be really gifted improvised,
Speaker 1: isn't it? And Elmo and I will get on really well,
Speaker 1: this would be this is great anyway. About ten minutes in,
Speaker 1: Almo starts saying he loves to listen to music, and
Speaker 1: there's no scripts. I said, now, what kind of music
Speaker 1: you into? And he goes Metallica, and I go, oh, Metallica,
Speaker 1: what's your favorite song? And I mentioned a couple of
Speaker 1: Metallica songs and someone got dark lyrics and suddenly there's
Speaker 1: a science right. Almo is just staring at me with
Speaker 1: these big eyes, and then the voice guy goes breaks
Speaker 1: characters and breaks. Character goes elm. I wouldn't like heavy metal,
Speaker 1: please move on. My favorite bit of the interview, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't like heavy metal. Please move on. Misspoke with these
Speaker 1: hardball questions. Poor Almo, he's throwing half all right now, Rya,
Speaker 1: you caught up with a friend who had something horrible
Speaker 1: happened to him on the honeymoon.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he just got back from his honeymoon in fee
Speaker 7: G and halfway through the holiday, I think it was
Speaker 7: like a two week holiday. At about a week in,
Speaker 7: a coconut fell from one of those really huge palm
Speaker 7: trees hit him on the head, and he was like,
Speaker 7: heavily can cast.
Speaker 4: The man got hid in the head with a coconut.
Speaker 1: Alright, I tried this one. He got hit in the
Speaker 1: head with a coconut.
Speaker 7: Hit on the head with a coconut, heavily can cuss.
Speaker 1: That's concussion. That's concussion? Is that that's an anvil to
Speaker 1: the face and ten stitches? Bloody hell on his honeymoon.
Speaker 8: On his honeymoon, and they told him that missus trying
Speaker 8: to get things shimmying up there, just get one to
Speaker 8: drop on his head.
Speaker 7: They told him that coconut getting hit on the head
Speaker 7: by coconut is more likely to happen to you than
Speaker 7: getting eaten by a shark.
Speaker 1: Both seem pretty unlikely. I mean, it doesn't feel like
Speaker 1: a common thing to happen either, or you know, being
Speaker 1: hit on the head by a coconut or being hit.
Speaker 4: Also who told it? Like he's in pain, he's bleeding
Speaker 4: from the head and like interesting fat you should be
Speaker 4: more worried about coconuts than and.
Speaker 1: Yet the shark. There's been no coconut movie. Spilberg hasn't
Speaker 1: made the coconut readjust a balance.
Speaker 2: You're listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Go on into Karen Christian. I love the Muppets. As
Speaker 1: a kid, we were not allowed to watch Sesame Street.
Speaker 1: But our band in the house didn't want us being
Speaker 1: brainwashed by that American cramp. It was well, a Muppets
Speaker 1: is American, and the brainwash by it's educational. Educate over
Speaker 1: it's the same one hundred million. Yes, the way some
Speaker 1: people use it here in Australia will disagree with some
Speaker 1: of that, all right, So we want to know what
Speaker 1: happened to you on your honeymoon nine four one four
Speaker 1: one oh four three will Christian, we want a honeymoon
Speaker 1: and van Wartu. We had an overwater bungalow. I walked
Speaker 1: out onto the verandah to admit the view over the
Speaker 1: harbor and bought vino. As I did, the planks gave way.
Speaker 1: Bloody hell, the planks gave way. Anything that involves a
Speaker 1: plank giving away, something very bad is about to happen. Next.
Speaker 1: Comedy does not ensue when a plank gives way, does it.
Speaker 1: Hilarity did not ensue. The planks gave way in size
Speaker 1: my fire up and in two spots when I fell through,
Speaker 1: I had to be wheelchaired on and off the flight home.
Speaker 1: I got a bottle of French don Peranion as an apology.
Speaker 1: This nustling back in the day before we knew about
Speaker 1: where there's a blame, there's a claim and all the
Speaker 1: litigious lawyers. A simple bottle of champagne will not be
Speaker 1: enough for a plank giving way. Amanda, good morning, Hi,
Speaker 1: how are you. I'm good Amanda, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: So what happened on your honeymoon?
Speaker 9: So we were honeymooning in Raretunga in the Cook Island
Speaker 9: and we visited a waterfall, which is beautiful, but I
Speaker 9: got covered in mosquito bites, including one on my eye.
Speaker 9: My eyeles rolled up and it was horrible. And the
Speaker 9: next day we were flying out and I ended up
Speaker 9: with conjunctividus and we spent the next leg of our
Speaker 9: honeymoon in Auckland. It was my eyeles fold up. We
Speaker 9: being leaky, disgusting the pink She don't worry.
Speaker 1: About tonight, Amanda. I'm okay. I could just wear an
Speaker 1: eye patch or a mass like a hand of a
Speaker 1: lexa thing or that is awful. What awful than happened
Speaker 1: on any holiday but your honeymoon.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and the worst part was because conjunctivirus is so contagious,
Speaker 9: he couldn't come near me.
Speaker 1: So what was even in the same bed as you?
Speaker 9: Well, yeah, but we replaced the opposite direction.
Speaker 1: It came ready for it's late twenty years later. No,
Speaker 1: of course, of course that's not not that, Amanda. Thank
Speaker 1: you mate, myriac mate. That's incredible. Kirsty, good morning, Good morning, morning, Kirsty.
Speaker 1: And Kirsty, what happened to your honeymoon?
Speaker 6: So we actually eloped to Tasmania and you were alone married.
Speaker 6: We eloped yet, so.
Speaker 1: You didn't tell any family friends normal, We just went off.
Speaker 6: I had one person that knew because I needed someone
Speaker 6: to witness the documents, and not even my kids knew.
Speaker 6: And yeah, we went to Tasmania and we got married.
Speaker 6: It was also my birthday and I got a blissed
Speaker 6: from my shoes, which was annoying because they weren't even
Speaker 6: new shoes. And then we did lots of walking. Well,
Speaker 6: we're in Tasmania, walking walking, walking, and it wouldn't heal
Speaker 6: no matter what I did. Yeah, it wouldn't I think
Speaker 6: because of all the walking and things.
Speaker 1: And I changed with every step, Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 6: And then after we came home it still wouldn't heal.
Speaker 6: And I tried all different things and then in the
Speaker 6: end I went to the doctor and they sent me.
Speaker 6: They gave me an gootics sent me to the High
Speaker 6: Foot Clinic who looked at it and went, I know
Speaker 6: that's tracking under the skin. And they had a looked
Speaker 6: at it and it was completely infected right under the
Speaker 6: skin and into the bone. So two months later, after
Speaker 6: lots of treatment and ivy, antibiotics and things, they took
Speaker 6: me to theater and took five toes off. So I
Speaker 6: have one foot that it's much shorter than the other.
Speaker 6: And when I'm feeling particularly wicked, I wear two different
Speaker 6: sized shoes.
Speaker 1: Dear hell, that's so. When was this a couple of
Speaker 1: years ago?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: Last October?
Speaker 1: And how are you now?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Fine, Oh'm all good now it's yeah. I just have
Speaker 6: one foot that's much shorter than the other.
Speaker 1: Here's some story for your honeymoon to leave with, isn't it.
Speaker 9: Mmm?
Speaker 6: Yeah, so not something we're forget in a hurry.
Speaker 1: Exactly. Not well, Kirsty, thank you very much for sharing
Speaker 1: your story with.
Speaker 2: Us The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian, earlier you talk about the Muppets and Kermit start
Speaker 1: out life as part of Sesame Street and then ten
Speaker 1: years later joining the Muppets, you said it's like changing
Speaker 1: football codes. Yeah, I do. I think it's a shocking
Speaker 1: wapon Com should have picked his team. He picked his
Speaker 1: code er elvisus AFL. Are you paying for one for life?
Speaker 1: Christian's not't changing codes. We're not moving from junior football
Speaker 1: to senior football. Jim Hokey, Yeah, that's very good. Guys.
Speaker 1: Where did you go on your honeymoons? Jack? What do
Speaker 1: you be able to do for your honeymoon.
Speaker 4: We went on far in Kenya for our honeymoon. It
Speaker 4: was one of the best experiences of my life.
Speaker 1: So where do you go? You fly into naerobic then
Speaker 1: what happens? You go out in the safari.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you get on an even smaller plane
Speaker 4: and we flew out to the Massai Mara and we
Speaker 4: get kept getting told like, oh, when you go in safari,
Speaker 4: you really want to see one animal eat another.
Speaker 1: And we go all the way there.
Speaker 4: You want to see the sight?
Speaker 1: Did you say you want to see another animal eat
Speaker 1: another arm? Yes you no, I want to see the
Speaker 1: drafts and.
Speaker 4: In the wild, well, we got told, hey, don't get
Speaker 4: your hopes up. You don't always see the animals feasting
Speaker 4: on another. Training would go, they're hoping to see a kill.
Speaker 4: In the first forty five minutes we saw a cheetah
Speaker 4: take down a young wilderbeh new bride.
Speaker 1: This is how was going to be with me? They
Speaker 1: get the blood lust. What's say we put on the
Speaker 1: old mosquito fly sheet, celerate this cow right now behind?
Speaker 1: We did.
Speaker 4: We stayed in like a glamping tent for the safari,
Speaker 4: and one night I heard some rustling outside the tenor,
Speaker 4: and I got up and I saw giraffs walking around.
Speaker 1: I woke up. I was like, oh, my god, because
Speaker 1: they're your height, you know the rest of us. Jack's
Speaker 1: about six five. He's going eye to eye with the giraffes.
Speaker 1: Come out, come out.
Speaker 4: You got to see the graves.
Speaker 1: And then this.
Speaker 4: I walked outside in my eyes properly adjusted to the dark.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, they're the trees.
Speaker 1: Hashtag extraia. I'm safari all right, then, don't just go
Speaker 1: back to it? Do we? What happened on you? I
Speaker 1: I was going to kill time. What happened on you?
Speaker 1: Or five toes? And what happened on your honeymoon? Ninety
Speaker 1: four one four one four three PTSD? You putting this
Speaker 1: fader up? Have we got hat? Jane?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 6: Hello, good morning, Christian.
Speaker 1: And what happened to you in your honeymoon?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 10: Gosh, it was really simple. I had a shower and
Speaker 10: drive and wash my hair, and then I flipped my
Speaker 10: hair back and my neck locked and there I was
Speaker 10: stuck naked in the bathroom with my hair back and
Speaker 10: dripping hair, and I had to call my husband in
Speaker 10: and ended up at the doctors and we had to
Speaker 10: leave earlier.
Speaker 11: I came home in your neck.
Speaker 6: Place, whippler something like that. I can't actually remember.
Speaker 11: I really should have taken to sign for the marriage, really,
Speaker 11: but I I came home and yeah, I can't remember
Speaker 11: how long it took me to recover from it what
Speaker 11: actually happened.
Speaker 5: But yeah, it was not fun.
Speaker 1: I've got to ask because you made a comment there
Speaker 1: and I feel like we're all fine to know. Are
Speaker 1: you still with no to be polite here? I was
Speaker 1: just curious. It felt like that whole thing got chret.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to ask a question we all wanted
Speaker 1: to ask, and it would have killed me all down
Speaker 1: when the name and he thought, this is it for
Speaker 1: the relationship. God, No, I.
Speaker 10: Stayed way too long.
Speaker 6: I should have.
Speaker 1: So how long were you on the honeymoon for? Because
Speaker 1: it only feels like a couple of days and then
Speaker 1: you were in the net bracing home.
Speaker 10: I think I was.
Speaker 11: I think we were there probably about five or six
Speaker 11: days and we probably had two weeks.
Speaker 10: And yeah, and I couldn't do anything.
Speaker 11: I just had to sit there and it was horrible.
Speaker 1: We don't need any more tail all.
Speaker 2: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian we are an all inclusive honeymoon too. Mauritius, very
Speaker 1: nice husband decides that the gun play soccer. Genius decides
Speaker 1: you can tell what happens next. We hused to think
Speaker 1: called Genius of the Week, where you just tell us
Speaker 1: you nominate somebody else or yourself if you've just done
Speaker 1: something which is far from genius to be our genius week.
Speaker 1: Genius decides to slide in for the ball forgetting he
Speaker 1: was playing on gravel, takes off the entire sleeve of
Speaker 1: his shin rest of the honeymoon, I'd spend the whole
Speaker 1: time cleaning is wound and rebandaging it. That's wrong kind
Speaker 1: of that's a genius, all right. So I think in
Speaker 1: any relationship where you're married or not, you know, sometimes
Speaker 1: halftime at the end of an AFL game, they have
Speaker 1: the oval and then you see these color zones like
Speaker 1: a heat mat where you see where the impact.
Speaker 4: Where the players got their kids in possessions, that sort
Speaker 4: of thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's blotches of red on this, these hot zones,
Speaker 1: these heat zones. I think if you had an overview
Speaker 1: of any home, whether you own it or your rent it,
Speaker 1: you'll see red zones for you and your partner, whether
Speaker 1: it's the kitchen, the bathroom, the study, whatever it is.
Speaker 1: I think the majority of the arguments we have are
Speaker 1: normally narrowed down to a certain area and always about
Speaker 1: a specific one or two things, and you'll spend the
Speaker 1: rest of your time together recreating this drama. Sometimes I'm
Speaker 1: in the mid of an argument, I'm like, oh, back
Speaker 1: into this one again. You know, it's like a director
Speaker 1: in our heads, going this time. Why don't you just
Speaker 1: bring some stuff about five years ago into it, just
Speaker 1: to sort of sprinkle up a bit. Where do you
Speaker 1: think your hot zone is, Patsy, which are with the
Speaker 1: house and what you are going to? The love?
Speaker 3: God and I always face off over the bathroom that
Speaker 3: we share. It's funny because Monday to Friday we don't
Speaker 3: share it because we're like ships in the night. We're
Speaker 3: at the opposite ends of the day. So then come
Speaker 3: the weekend and it's a shared zone suddenly again. It's
Speaker 3: like we have to reset boundaries again.
Speaker 1: No, we do a lot of that on the weekend.
Speaker 1: You're right, Suddeny, it's got too much time together.
Speaker 3: So Sunday I went in there Sunday morning after a shower,
Speaker 3: hadn't bothered to fetch a fresh bath mash, and so
Speaker 3: after he dried himself, had just laid his towel on
Speaker 3: the floor.
Speaker 4: And I said that.
Speaker 1: I used to do that when I was nine at
Speaker 1: the swimming baths. You do that, You put the towel
Speaker 1: down and you stand on it and you get changed.
Speaker 4: It's still all absorbing materials, are you both? I have
Speaker 4: been known to a used towel is as good as.
Speaker 1: Because are you going to go and wash it afterwards?
Speaker 4: So did you throw it in the wash? And you
Speaker 4: will never know? And it's back in the tower and
Speaker 4: you wouldn't, Tory.
Speaker 1: That's why we have a good old bosom.
Speaker 3: It was fresh, it was afresh. We have big, massive
Speaker 3: towels and they take a lot to wash trying. I
Speaker 3: just changed those over yesterday. Now it needs to go
Speaker 3: back in the wash. And he said, no, it's fine,
Speaker 3: and I said, no, it's not. You use That's what
Speaker 3: a bath MAT's for.
Speaker 1: Everything's got it's got longer, five les, those of like
Speaker 1: an octopus's tentacles to dry.
Speaker 3: You and massage your feet as you stick out of
Speaker 3: the shower.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Jack. So if Patsy's then is in the
Speaker 1: bathroom and the on suite, where's your heat zone? And
Speaker 1: arguments in the house.
Speaker 4: Ours would be you know what, it would be the
Speaker 4: front door and coming into the hallway. Because the topic
Speaker 4: that we will fight about for the rest of our
Speaker 4: lives is I just have a disagreement or different understanding
Speaker 4: of what it means to be on time getting to
Speaker 4: things on time. So even this weekend she came, she
Speaker 4: went out to get cige balls for everybody as like
Speaker 4: a healthy breakfast and bring it. As she's bringing it
Speaker 4: back into the house, I'm like, we're going to be
Speaker 4: late for Gordon swimming lesson. You go, no, no, we
Speaker 4: got twenty minutes. Like, but you have to factor in
Speaker 4: the eating of the sye balls and then getting in
Speaker 4: the car getting there.
Speaker 1: I actually said that my wife is a time optimist. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, it won't nothing takes five minutes. She goes,
Speaker 1: I'll just be five minutes. Nothing in life is of
Speaker 1: the five minutes.
Speaker 4: But Biank's idea of getting somewhereround time is the swimming
Speaker 4: lessons at nine am. If we leave the house anytime
Speaker 4: in the eight am zone, whether it's eight point fifty nine,
Speaker 4: she thinks that's being on time.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no. It makes me so subtle
Speaker 1: that you're right. My wifeend is still arguing about time
Speaker 1: we went out for dinner on Sunday, sorry for lunch,
Speaker 1: that the restaurant was boked for one. We're leaving at
Speaker 1: five to two twenties, and I said to her, we
Speaker 1: can't keep living like this. How can we live like this?
Speaker 1: Can you just call them? Just call them and say
Speaker 1: we're running a bit late drink It's me I'm not
Speaker 1: a late person, all right. So in your home, where
Speaker 1: is the hot zone where you have in the bulky
Speaker 1: arguments and what specifically are you rowing about out This is.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian my part and I literally had to fight the
Speaker 1: car about being on time and the definitions thereof. I
Speaker 1: love the use of the word thereof. You've correctly, even
Speaker 1: though it's on text, Patrick, it would have probably done
Speaker 1: the little typo squiggle. You've put that correctly. They're off,
Speaker 1: thank you, Patrick mount Eveling. Christian. For the heat zone,
Speaker 1: it will be the latter. There's three zones here. It's
Speaker 1: really going from midfield too, all round, yeah, lounge, dining,
Speaker 1: kitchen and the argument will be over priorities. When it
Speaker 1: comes to cleaning. My wife will always find some small task,
Speaker 1: tiny tasks that would take an hour to do, like
Speaker 1: reorganizing death draw and there's a lot quicker but faster
Speaker 1: task to be done that I consider it more urgent,
Speaker 1: like general tiding conditions. I love this person here, Anonymous Seafood.
Speaker 1: It's ongoing, it's good Anonymous. Its rare that someone doesn't
Speaker 1: put their name on a text of this show, but
Speaker 1: aymous I would Seafood.
Speaker 4: I will do that sometimes where it's like bank will call,
Speaker 4: like okay, general health claim. We'll just do as much
Speaker 4: as we can for the next couple of hours. Then
Speaker 4: I'll choose, like to fix the bike or something that
Speaker 4: I know is going to run.
Speaker 1: Down ther It's a smart move, It's a very smart move.
Speaker 1: Anonymous Richmond. I love to do a feature that we
Speaker 1: just call Anonymous Seafood. Just all say you're Anonymous in Seaford.
Speaker 1: All these people with secrets every week on his show,
Speaker 1: all living and residing in Seaford. All right, so three
Speaker 1: to me Tuesday. This is when we run a couple
Speaker 1: of phone ins at the same time as always as
Speaker 1: they float on by your ears. If you hear anything,
Speaker 1: come join the show with your stories on nine four
Speaker 1: one four one oh four to three. Here they are
Speaker 1: listen up. Only your family call them that. Have you
Speaker 1: got specific words that you think only your family refer
Speaker 1: to certain things they kind of passed on through generations.
Speaker 1: Only your family call them that. My wife and I
Speaker 1: trying to work out what's happening over Christmas and whether
Speaker 1: or not we take our dogs with us, and we're
Speaker 1: looking on Airbnb. We saw a couple of places really lights,
Speaker 1: and then they have that thing no pets allowed. I
Speaker 1: always wonder, right, anyone just take them anyway? Do anyone
Speaker 1: sneak in a pet? What's happened? And then suddenly the
Speaker 1: animal will let you down and foul itself on some
Speaker 1: when if you go on Airbnb, everything's called spotless, is not?
Speaker 1: I get really anxious that I'm more of a I'm
Speaker 1: only even a neat freak when I'm in an Airbnb.
Speaker 1: Suddenly I'm like mister clean. And they've always got like
Speaker 1: white carpets or rug as. You say, like I can't drink,
Speaker 1: why near that? Get away from their kids? Don't go
Speaker 1: anywhere near that bit kids, by the way, But yeah,
Speaker 1: you ignore the no pet rule. Anyone want to do that?
Speaker 1: Anonymous as seafood and Rio Rio. You got burgled over
Speaker 1: the last couple of days. But they left quite a
Speaker 1: lot of gim but took something very specific.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there was a break into my storage cage.
Speaker 4: They left my skis.
Speaker 1: Hello, someone's pretty fancy, must be nice. That's right, Sydney.
Speaker 1: They left my.
Speaker 4: Skis nice skis too, Yeah, I don't know that.
Speaker 1: I don't doubt they're chepoporo ones note as old wooden ones, bindings.
Speaker 7: And straps, ski boots as well. They also left my barbecue.
Speaker 7: But they took my footy boots. It's the only thing
Speaker 7: that they.
Speaker 1: Can see off season game that's so specific and the
Speaker 1: size you didn't they tried them on the spent beautiful
Speaker 1: boots these as well. So what did they take? They
Speaker 1: left everything else, but what specific thing did they take?
Speaker 1: All right, those are the topics this morning on nine
Speaker 1: one o four three. Only your family call them that
Speaker 1: you ignored them no petrol and what did they take?
Speaker 2: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, life is busy, Patsy with just Aoradi and I
Speaker 1: were two daughters, and it's busy and you've just got
Speaker 1: a little sixteen months on boy. Yesterday, I wait for
Speaker 1: my coffee just round the corner from here in Richmond
Speaker 1: about lunchtime, and there's a woman who's got a stroller.
Speaker 1: There's three babies in there, right, triplets, triplets, And she
Speaker 1: said to perhaps A pointed at it. Like last week
Speaker 1: when I saw that lady at standing desk, I went
Speaker 1: standing desk, double take, and I went triplets and pointed
Speaker 1: at the three and them like she hadn't noticed. She
Speaker 1: pushed three kids out of oath.
Speaker 4: I've got three children, Yeah, I went.
Speaker 1: Triplets, and she just looked like she'd been thrown out
Speaker 1: of her bed. She was a bleary. Went yes, you
Speaker 1: need water. What you need? I can counsel this afternoon.
Speaker 1: She needs some help. How do you do at the
Speaker 1: same time simultaneous babies.
Speaker 3: Imagine the its just getting out the door yesterday to
Speaker 3: go for coffee with three babies.
Speaker 1: I cannot imagine that triplets just like this, He just
Speaker 1: looked like you would if you had triplets. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: they only look like Benny a year as well. I
Speaker 1: was like, wow, that is a lot going on there,
Speaker 1: all right. So today on three top of Tuesday, we're
Speaker 1: running three ways you can get your stories on the show.
Speaker 1: You got burgled? What did they take? What are the
Speaker 1: leave behind? Nine four one four one o four three.
Speaker 1: But he's a rio, he's from Sydney. He's a bit flashed.
Speaker 1: They left behind his skis and my ski boots, mister Christian.
Speaker 1: They obviously don't care for the slopes like myself. I'll
Speaker 1: be there and burlow. You scoundrels doing black CRuMs.
Speaker 4: You must have breathed a sigh of leaf when you
Speaker 4: saw the skies are silver.
Speaker 1: Love it. Salomon's whatever he's got. Oh, they cut the
Speaker 1: ice once more. We were light. But no, they took
Speaker 1: his footy boots, his magic boots. Not for the seasons
Speaker 1: he's had good luck.
Speaker 4: With those, because they would have taken it because they
Speaker 4: look brand new.
Speaker 1: They're down there on that knock up because they're cursed.
Speaker 1: Some shame on you. You'll have to have five toes removed.
Speaker 1: All right, you got burgo, I got taken, got left behind. Also,
Speaker 1: you saw the warning it said no pets allowed, but
Speaker 1: you ignored it. What happened and only your family calls
Speaker 1: them that nine four one four one o four three Christian,
Speaker 1: My wife's car was broken into this. This is so unbelievable, Christian.
Speaker 1: My wife's car is broken into and she had two
Speaker 1: packets of mint lollies, one open, one brand new clothes.
Speaker 1: They took the open packet. Or what's wrong with these people?
Speaker 1: It's the same people leaving those Saliman skis same gang, Christian.
Speaker 1: When I got my cat, I took him home to
Speaker 1: Melbourne on the V Line train. I didn't. I didn't
Speaker 1: clearly see that it said you can't take pets on there.
Speaker 1: But the conductor caught me, made made the cat, took
Speaker 1: the cat off me, made him right in the front
Speaker 1: carriage with the staff. Would you sit there, you cat,
Speaker 1: You've been a naughty cat. Don't you look at me
Speaker 1: like that? They did let me visit him from but
Speaker 1: I could hear his pitiful mel's halfway to Geelong. No
Speaker 1: good morning, No welcome to the show.
Speaker 12: Yeah, Christian, I'm originally from the Motherland and I married
Speaker 12: a girl from Wales and for the last thirty years
Speaker 12: she's referred to the microwave as the poppy ping'.
Speaker 1: It's TV show sesame street language, isn't it the popty ping?
Speaker 1: I quite like it. It's got a cute ring to
Speaker 1: the poppty ping is it? Am I start calling the
Speaker 1: microwave that that's a lovely one. Nol. Thank you very much,
Speaker 1: sure you call. Have a good day. Thank you, Kathy,
Speaker 1: good morning.
Speaker 5: Good morning in Christian Patty Jef.
Speaker 1: Very upbeat for story about fevery I like it. So
Speaker 1: they broke into your car? What happened?
Speaker 5: Well, this was a long time ago, back in the
Speaker 5: day of cassettes, and they broke into our car. They
Speaker 5: took all of my cassettes, including my YouTube collection.
Speaker 1: Oh come on, criminals, yep, whole YouTube collection.
Speaker 5: And they left every single one of my husband's cassettes.
Speaker 1: So what what kind of music taste did he have?
Speaker 1: What did he have? Savage guard?
Speaker 5: No, the carpenters.
Speaker 1: It's a hate crime. This is an age's hate crime.
Speaker 1: We're looking for some Irish people. Heterson Kilda. That's where my.
Speaker 5: Great Yeah, so he's never lived it down.
Speaker 12: It was very funny.
Speaker 5: Well I wasn't happy at the time, but it's funny.
Speaker 1: Now it is. Kathy, thank you very much for sharing
Speaker 1: the mate. Jeez. Thank you, Katrina, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2: How are you going?
Speaker 1: Katrina and fanatical on the show now, Katrina wish one
Speaker 1: are you coolling in about mete what was burgled?
Speaker 9: This is the most Melbourne thing ever.
Speaker 4: A year ago I moved into my new apartment and.
Speaker 5: It was about six o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 7: I still had stuff.
Speaker 13: From my car from the movie.
Speaker 14: I still had clothes and booked and all.
Speaker 1: Sorts of things.
Speaker 5: And I went down to the car because I said,
Speaker 5: but for coffee, and I went. When I went down there,
Speaker 5: I found the car is broken into and litoy the
Speaker 5: holysting brokeus.
Speaker 1: The only thing stolen was my packet of beans. Very
Speaker 1: Melbourne crime.
Speaker 5: It was the only thing at that time.
Speaker 9: Cover everything coffee.
Speaker 1: I think it was that Mama trippets I saw yesterday.
Speaker 1: Don't judge her. She needs them more than you. She
Speaker 1: can have all the coffee beans of album. She's got
Speaker 1: three babies. Katrina, thank you very much and cool well.
Speaker 2: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian, you talk about what got stolen, what got left behind.
Speaker 1: My brother used to manage a high tech gadget rental
Speaker 1: shop in the US. They rented out high end cameras, lenses,
Speaker 1: things like that. They got broken into one night no CTTV.
Speaker 1: They had no alarm, but the police just because it
Speaker 1: was Idaho, and it was you in the winter. They
Speaker 1: just followed the thief's footprints. Andrew, that's fantastic, right, We
Speaker 1: need your help. We're making something with you once more.
Speaker 1: In two weeks two days time, the Curnts will go
Speaker 1: up on our very own school play, a high school
Speaker 1: play for you if you never got a speaking role
Speaker 1: in your school play. It's a do over. We are
Speaker 1: making our very own version of Greece. We're setting it
Speaker 1: here in Australia back in the eighties, and we're calling
Speaker 1: it Grouse the musical. Do you want to be in it?
Speaker 4: Grouse is no word.
Speaker 2: Grease is not what you heard.
Speaker 3: It's a bara folly reasons.
Speaker 7: It's not a failure the casting evenish.
Speaker 1: Now this is an auditionless play because that's what you
Speaker 1: have back in the day you while they didn't have.
Speaker 1: You didn't have the sort of couraging you at the
Speaker 1: time to gar up an audition and or seeing if
Speaker 1: you did and I did you maybe you failed it
Speaker 1: like me. So this is a duover makeo of you.
Speaker 1: Two weeks time. It is we really are up against it.
Speaker 1: The plane has been written at the moment by a
Speaker 1: dream team Fiona and Mike hopefully they're. In fact, don't
Speaker 1: listen type monkey's type. Come on, we need your helt.
Speaker 1: We need the script's two weeks, two days time. The
Speaker 1: big thing we really need is you to join us
Speaker 1: and be in him. It isn't about you learning your
Speaker 1: lines off by heart. You can get up there on
Speaker 1: the night and read them, it doesn't matter. It's about
Speaker 1: getting up there enjoying being part of something that actually
Speaker 1: you kind of feel that you missed out on back
Speaker 1: when you were at school. Also, we're just saying you
Speaker 1: can pick your own palm. So if you want to
Speaker 1: be Danny, you want to be Sandy, you want to
Speaker 1: be one the pink ladies, you want to be one
Speaker 1: of the tea birds, just call in now nine four
Speaker 1: one four three sad Jackie boy. What I'm thinking is
Speaker 1: because we had a couple of people saying they want
Speaker 1: to be Sandy, and we've still got quite a few
Speaker 1: Dannies to go, I decide that we're going to have
Speaker 1: five Dannies and five Sandis. Oh we're spreading, yeah? Is
Speaker 1: it good? Spreading the wrist, not the wrists? Spreading spread
Speaker 1: the love, Patsy, That's what I love.
Speaker 4: One person doesn't have to have the whole shoulder on
Speaker 4: their paces. Just a scene of Denny and then you're
Speaker 4: in the limelight, and then another Danny will come in, another.
Speaker 1: And then at the end they all united. Five Sandys
Speaker 1: and five Dannies. Yeah, all right, so do you we
Speaker 1: do need people men, especially here, to step forward. Men.
Speaker 1: He's basically a dance for a family wedding, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Who are the last people to join in? It's us
Speaker 1: repressed men. You either need to be comato semi drunk,
Speaker 1: and no one wants a drunk datter with that guy.
Speaker 1: Or they're like, come on, Dan, has he killed joy day?
Speaker 1: Come on, Marie's husband's coming over. There's always that one
Speaker 1: dadd who joins him way too soon. It is actually
Speaker 1: a good dancing, and all the other dads go. Trust
Speaker 1: that guy showing us up like that. Don't be like that, guys,
Speaker 1: Come on, be Danny. Fine joining a Danny and let
Speaker 1: him out in two weeks time on stage. So, guys,
Speaker 1: do you want to be Danny? Give us a call.
Speaker 1: How many Sandys have we got at the moment?
Speaker 4: We have two Sandy's all right, we got Danny.
Speaker 1: We got three more. We need three more Sandys as
Speaker 1: a shoppingers. We need three Sandys four Danny's. How are
Speaker 1: we doing for the pink ladies.
Speaker 4: We've got a so we've got a kiniki for the
Speaker 4: tea birds. So we can just have a couple of
Speaker 4: other people to fill out the pink ladies and the
Speaker 4: te bird.
Speaker 1: I just way to motivate them, isn't it. Do you
Speaker 1: want to be Ana, be a seat feller, just a stage.
Speaker 4: That everybody's roller is important.
Speaker 1: Everybody we're spreading in love, like Patsy said, nine four
Speaker 1: one four one o four three. Give us a call
Speaker 1: open casting right now, pick a character.
Speaker 2: Carl br you're listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 1: The theater is calling you crazy.
Speaker 15: Is no word?
Speaker 1: Is not what you've heard.
Speaker 15: It's a barony, folly reasons.
Speaker 2: It's not a falure.
Speaker 1: The casting even not forget auditions there for losers. That's right,
Speaker 1: Lloyd Webber, you heard me, losers. We will somehow stumble
Speaker 1: uproon the next futureman. We don't need auditions. You can
Speaker 1: just call up and pick your own character.
Speaker 14: I would love to you rouse the musical.
Speaker 1: I'd love a lead role.
Speaker 7: If you're going to give me a lead role.
Speaker 11: A pink lady.
Speaker 5: I'm always going to be like, if it's okay, I
Speaker 5: wouldn't mind being kinicky in the Tea Birds.
Speaker 12: I'd love to be as Danny en Singh.
Speaker 5: I would love to be a pink lady. That's what
Speaker 5: I used to call me last year because I had
Speaker 5: pink hair. It's always dressing kink.
Speaker 7: I'm ready to be actually Daniel, who's going to be
Speaker 7: Danny's slightly nerdier cousin.
Speaker 1: He always get someone that wants to just take it
Speaker 1: off somewhere else. Welcome to Live Radio Friends nine four
Speaker 1: one four four.
Speaker 4: Three said we meant choose your own character of the
Speaker 4: existing characters, not just come up with you guys.
Speaker 1: A a side character, some new spin off thing. They're
Speaker 1: their own movie career. Then they'll just leave us, all right.
Speaker 1: So let's see what do you want to be? We've
Speaker 1: got room. We're gonna have five Danny's think comes up
Speaker 1: in two weeks time, two weeks and two days time.
Speaker 1: Grouse the musical. We got room for a couple of Danny's,
Speaker 1: a cup of Sandy's, some more pink ladies and the
Speaker 1: Tea Birds. Who do you want to be? Rachel? Good morning,
Speaker 1: Good morning, good morning Rachel. Okay, Rachel, you want to
Speaker 1: be on stage and grouse the musical, I certainly do.
Speaker 13: Look, I only did drama in school.
Speaker 10: I was so uncoordinated on the.
Speaker 5: Seat, could never dance.
Speaker 1: You're exactly the kind of person we're looking for.
Speaker 4: You want to talk about dance numbers? Are we going
Speaker 4: to do choreographing?
Speaker 1: There there will be a dance. There will be a dancing.
Speaker 13: You guys, I really want to be Sandy, but the
Speaker 13: enemy is a result.
Speaker 1: Tell you what, tell you what I'm going to do.
Speaker 1: You can be both, okay, audience, Oh yeah, the audience
Speaker 1: are going to be taking notes. Check off.
Speaker 13: Sandy.
Speaker 1: And as we grew up with, we are about a paradox.
Speaker 1: We contain multitude. So yeah, you can be both. You
Speaker 1: can be Sandy and you could also be So first off,
Speaker 1: you'll be one. We're gonna have an interval, and then
Speaker 1: you can come out as.
Speaker 4: Without it.
Speaker 1: You got not one man, two roles. Well, Rachel, all right,
Speaker 1: let's go to Sue.
Speaker 14: Good morning, Sue, mine, Christian, how are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good, Sue, so thank you very much to pick
Speaker 1: up the phone and want to be part of this.
Speaker 1: So do you want to be Sandy. Who do you
Speaker 1: want to be?
Speaker 13: Well, I was thinking of Bye the Burger lady, but
Speaker 13: you don't sort of want that, So I thought Sandy,
Speaker 13: because I've been waiting sixty nine years for this sort
Speaker 13: of thing to happen, And I reckon I'd be great
Speaker 13: as an older version of Sandy, if that would be possible.
Speaker 1: I do not like the word older vintage. Well, well,
Speaker 1: it's kind of evergreen Sandy.
Speaker 13: Evergreen?
Speaker 1: Yes, why Sandy? Why not immortal Sandy? You will be
Speaker 1: I'm naming you now in the script. You'll be known
Speaker 1: as Immortal Sandy. You've lived five hundred lives.
Speaker 13: Yes, that's me.
Speaker 1: Here you go, Okay, I'm running it down script notes.
Speaker 1: Immortal Sandy. It's you, Sue. You've been waiting all these years.
Speaker 1: You're im mortal Sandy. Okay, thanks. Christian Pleasure, wife pleasure.
Speaker 1: My son Adrian coome onh oh, Adrian, do'b be shy?
Speaker 1: Come on, my friend, I knew you were there.
Speaker 4: Come into the spot.
Speaker 1: He's high at the edge of that dance spot. It's
Speaker 1: going to go the toilet. No, no, no, Adrian, are
Speaker 1: you yeah? Now? Who do you want to be? A Danny?
Speaker 1: We need Danny's. We've haven't got one at the moment.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Look, i'd like a perfect middle aged Danny.
Speaker 1: Middle aged Danny, Okay, I like that mid age, not
Speaker 1: quite immortal, but getting there, semi mortal Danny. Adrian you're
Speaker 1: in okay.
Speaker 12: Absolutely want to Hey, well you're there.
Speaker 5: I got my son in the car with me on
Speaker 5: the way to college.
Speaker 14: He reckons that you'd make a better Danny than I could.
Speaker 4: Father and Sundawn, Oh my god, this is if you
Speaker 4: build it, they will act.
Speaker 1: I love it. Father and Sun Danny, generations of Danny.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, what's your son's name? Nicholas? Nicholas? Hey, Nicholas.
Speaker 1: So do you want to be in this with dad?
Speaker 1: Do you want to be?
Speaker 7: In?
Speaker 1: My word?
Speaker 4: This feels like opening.
Speaker 1: To be fair webs now laughing at Robbiable auditions. Mumbly
Speaker 1: do you? I'm getting very nervous about Twoey's time. We
Speaker 1: can't even get her on the on a phone call
Speaker 1: the spotlights. I'm on, Jack, Do you want to be
Speaker 1: in the play with your dad?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 12: I do, definitely like it'll be fun under duress.
Speaker 1: Can we take that all right? We'll see their father
Speaker 1: and son together as Danny's two Danny's.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, just spin it up on the night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what that's It sounds like it's been agent.
Speaker 1: You know, there's some like robot calls you get Hello, Christian,
Speaker 1: You're what's AI. It's just the future of radio. So
Speaker 1: the bosses putting them through.
Speaker 2: They the Christian Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian. Early on the show, you were talking about what
Speaker 1: got left behind, what got taken? We got burgled last
Speaker 1: month they took the flat screen TV off the wall,
Speaker 1: but left behind the brand new one in its box
Speaker 1: that was just next to it. A genius, Matt, amazing scenes.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. All right, So do you want
Speaker 1: to be in a high school play that you weren't
Speaker 1: in or maybe you did the audition and you didn't
Speaker 1: even get the part for me, or you just didn't
Speaker 1: have the nerve at the time, because we all developed
Speaker 1: at different times. So we're doing giving you a do over.
Speaker 1: It's a very own music coalse. In two weeks time
Speaker 1: curtain goes up. You can be reading your line or
Speaker 1: lines from a piece of paper. It doesn't matter. It's
Speaker 1: just about taking part and getting to do what you
Speaker 1: didn't do when you were a kid. We're doing our
Speaker 1: own version of Greece. It's called Grouse sit here in
Speaker 1: Australia in the eighties, no auditions. Pick your own part nine,
Speaker 1: what can possibly go right?
Speaker 2: Four?
Speaker 1: One four one O four three Pick your own part,
Speaker 1: Jackie boy? What have we got so far?
Speaker 4: From my estimates? We've got three Sandys, three Danny's, two Rizzos,
Speaker 4: one Kiniki and a couple of generic pink ladies.
Speaker 1: This is what happens when Jack and I are in
Speaker 1: changed for a drum production. We turn it into a takeaway.
Speaker 4: Were willing to have five Sandis and five days.
Speaker 1: That's what we're building. Okay, let's good to Mark. Now,
Speaker 1: could we have another Danny? Let's find out Mark. Are
Speaker 1: you Danny number four? Yeah?
Speaker 14: I'd love to be Danny number four? Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: So what happened back at school? Did you try out
Speaker 1: for the school play? What happened Mark?
Speaker 14: I'm in grade five put on a class production and
Speaker 14: Peter Pan and the teacher wanted to make sure that
Speaker 14: everyone has happened to do so they got to me
Speaker 14: and they said, well you can meet and the study
Speaker 14: for Pirate number two.
Speaker 4: Oh no, God forbid, we try and go on that
Speaker 4: pirate number two.
Speaker 14: But the upside was was that after lunch, when when
Speaker 14: we were all sparsd to do in class, then I
Speaker 14: got given the affon off to sit there and lead
Speaker 14: him practice his two lines.
Speaker 1: So that it's hard. It's hard. I think you're going
Speaker 1: to say he suffered an accent lunchtime. Then all right,
Speaker 1: Markey Bore, you're Danny number four. Thank you very much,
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Pleasure Mark. Let's get to Vicky here. Vicky, Hello,
Speaker 1: how are we good? Vicky? So you want to be
Speaker 1: in Grouse the musical?
Speaker 5: I would love to. And I was thinking of the
Speaker 5: original Sandy was an Ozzie that went to America.
Speaker 9: So I can be a Kiwi that I came to Australia.
Speaker 1: Oh I like that, very original angle. I like that. Yes,
Speaker 1: fishell of water story. Yes, yes, Vicky, you can be
Speaker 1: Sandy a Kiwi Sandy welcome. All right, all right, news
Speaker 1: on the way.
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Speaker 1: weeks time, two weeks and two days time, two curns
Speaker 1: up on our musical. It's a school musical, high school music.
Speaker 1: Grouse and musical set here in the eighties while we
Speaker 1: doing this. It is for you. If you didn't get
Speaker 1: a speaking role, a proper role that you deserve back
Speaker 1: in the day at school, you can have your say,
Speaker 1: You can have your precious lines on stage in our
Speaker 1: musical in two weeks time. Grouse the musical. There are
Speaker 1: no auditions. We had them back in the day. They
Speaker 1: were intimidating for people. I felt mine lost, you failed yours.
Speaker 1: You do're not getting non speaking parts at tables and
Speaker 1: doors and the wind. There have been no auditions. We're
Speaker 1: letting people just called up and pick some people even
Speaker 1: inventing their own side character. Whatever doesn't matter. It's all
Speaker 1: grouse so Jack at the moment we were aiming. By
Speaker 1: the way, Yeah, five Dannies and five Sandies is what
Speaker 1: we need. Yeah, when you open the program book, next
Speaker 1: hefty pamphlet.
Speaker 4: We've got so far four Sandies, four Dennis, two Rizzos,
Speaker 4: one Kiniki, two pink ladies. So we're looking for a
Speaker 4: couple more tea birds.
Speaker 1: And of course, so yesterday we played a song that
Speaker 1: ac We've been written by one of you guys and
Speaker 1: recorded over the weekend. We have the best listeners, right
Speaker 1: I do you write funny funny jokes every day? For
Speaker 1: the time? Wastersky called Bobby that really wants to be
Speaker 1: in this. Didn't get to sing at school. He's got
Speaker 1: great voice and he wants to be a Danny. He
Speaker 1: is obviously going to be a Danny. And he wrote
Speaker 1: this song when he heard that we're setting this in
Speaker 1: the eighties. It's grousey musical. He wrote the song of
Speaker 1: the weekend, recorded it himself and sent it into us. Now,
Speaker 1: there's a key part in this where there's a line
Speaker 1: about a seagull that's right tom on the show, probably
Speaker 1: going to be the big star turn in this play,
Speaker 1: which is why we will it will be the only
Speaker 1: audition we have because we have to make sure this
Speaker 1: goes to a talented voice artist who can actually her
Speaker 1: there is actually become the seagull. But first of all,
Speaker 1: just enjoy this hopelessly devoted to Booze.
Speaker 8: I know, I'm just a.
Speaker 7: Blow who's flip flopped, lost my phone and my eski.
Speaker 2: Too, But mate, can't you see that seagull nicked my
Speaker 2: goon sack to.
Speaker 15: I'm hope blessly devoted.
Speaker 12: To Booze.
Speaker 15: Now Mustard, he's gonna drive since you took my last
Speaker 15: goldy oh man, I'm so blue. I'm hopelessly devoted to
Speaker 15: boo I'm hopelessly devoted.
Speaker 14: To Booth.
Speaker 1: Who this is gonna be a house jays, I'm well enough.
Speaker 15: I'm hopelessly devoted.
Speaker 1: To Wow that throws shades on anything that sucker Lenny
Speaker 1: Bernstein could ever write that is so good. However, tomorrow
Speaker 1: open auditions, are you going to be this seagull that
Speaker 1: will be in this beautiful, beautiful emotional song. But mate,
Speaker 1: can't you see.
Speaker 2: That seagull nicked my gooon?
Speaker 1: Sa? This is gonna be the show stopper this on
Speaker 1: the performance, and then there's a moment for comedy, because
Speaker 1: there must be comedy in this planned comedy, not the
Speaker 1: unintentional stuff. We're going to get where someone can actually
Speaker 1: are they getting sweeping in on fate wings?
Speaker 4: No whole seagull costume.
Speaker 1: I don't think we can get that from the costumery
Speaker 1: here providing all the com I think we're going to
Speaker 1: need someone to actually make a costume outfit. So if
Speaker 1: you want to do what would you need seamstress seamstress Taylor?
Speaker 3: Yeah, dress made and how they.
Speaker 1: Because they need some of that they have onto We're
Speaker 1: gonna it will.
Speaker 4: Need some inn you know who? We need people who
Speaker 4: have done that birdman.
Speaker 1: Leftover wings? Have you got discarded wings in a lock
Speaker 1: up somewhere one of those big yellow storage companies somewhere?
Speaker 1: So tomorrow open editions? Could you be this ego?
Speaker 2: Christ Yeah? Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast