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<v Speaker 1>Quest.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Brian Adams is always my man, A very.

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<v Speaker 4>Pooy, distinctive pooy smell.

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<v Speaker 2>Old lady, Gaga face.

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<v Speaker 1>I know who your parents are.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one full bins.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Good morning, It's the Christian O'Connell's Show. Eight minutes

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<v Speaker 1>past six Tuesday morning. Good morning, Patsy, Good morning Jack, Jack.

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<v Speaker 1>What is the latest? Are you back in your house?

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<v Speaker 1>You had to flee?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, back home. We packed up from mom and Dad's

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<v Speaker 4>yesterday after I first had to go and do the

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<v Speaker 4>sniff test in the house because we moved out on Sunday.

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<v Speaker 4>Because it really I can't describe to you how stinky

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<v Speaker 4>it was in the house on Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I think if it's had what a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>days of the sewer not really going anywhere, but just

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<v Speaker 1>marinaging your house underneath it, we could guess that that's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have a bit.

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<v Speaker 4>Of a fuck. Oh, he was going somewhere, was going

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<v Speaker 4>under the house where we couldn't reach it or clean

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<v Speaker 4>it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a kind of gravy. When I and You're like,

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<v Speaker 1>the banger is a mash.

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<v Speaker 4>When I first worked walk through the door after I

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<v Speaker 4>was on a poking it Saturday night. Came home late

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<v Speaker 4>and walked through the door and it hit me full

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<v Speaker 4>in the face the smell of the house. And I

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<v Speaker 4>had this like sinky pit feeling in my stomach of

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<v Speaker 4>I'm meant to be the protector of this family. My

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<v Speaker 4>son is eighteen months old. I should look after him,

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<v Speaker 4>and I am letting him sleep in the pooliest smell

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<v Speaker 4>of ever smell. So we moved everybody out Sunday morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Yesterday I went back and did the sniff test. It

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<v Speaker 4>is how many sniffs do you take? Because it needs

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<v Speaker 4>to be at least three. You can't just go it's

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<v Speaker 4>not too bad, you'll wander around. Why don't you go, Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>at least three in every room?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I was almost like a continuous vacuum.

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<v Speaker 1>But then you get light headed and like collapse. There.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a lot better. It's maybe ten percent of what

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<v Speaker 4>it was on Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>It ain't that great. I've got to be honest, I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't moving back into that now.

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<v Speaker 3>You're going to go tomorrow when it's hot and twenty

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<v Speaker 3>five Oh god, oh my festering away.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's going to be like a pooh clam chownel.

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<v Speaker 4>The Poo's not going to bake in the sun.

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<v Speaker 1>It is like a big old pool.

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<v Speaker 4>Sup, it's in the shade of the house.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no shade around there. Oh no, perhaps it's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Is he going to be twenty five to one? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's only going to heat up. You have the movie

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<v Speaker 1>you were back out to your mama. Dad.

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<v Speaker 4>It's only now, and I reckon it'll be even better

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<v Speaker 4>again today when I get home. It's only directly over

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<v Speaker 4>the ducted heating vents that you.

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<v Speaker 1>Can really see. Have you marched off like a walkway?

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<v Speaker 1>Stay inside the lines?

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<v Speaker 4>So whatever, you did, not turn the heat on because

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<v Speaker 4>you back into the house and fill it up.

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<v Speaker 1>And so there's your You do the sniff tests. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't call your wife and we can move back.

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<v Speaker 4>It's at ten percent. It's it's not ideal levels, but

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<v Speaker 4>safe enough.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have still given it another couple of days.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, what happened then when your wife came in.

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<v Speaker 1>Did she do her own independent test? My wife would

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<v Speaker 1>have done. She would not have trusted my nose.

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<v Speaker 4>She has to trust me because she has hay favor.

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<v Speaker 4>At the moment, the house.

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<v Speaker 1>What about little baby Gordon? Can you not move him

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<v Speaker 1>around like a kind of smoke detector? It stinks all

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<v Speaker 1>the time.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>On Into Terry, a Christian listened to the show yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>It was at work you took about the best gigs

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<v Speaker 1>you've ever been to. Years ago, two thousand and six,

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<v Speaker 1>I was walking around Fortitude Valley in Brisbane for an

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<v Speaker 1>Oasis show. I wasn't too sure. I'd never been there before,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I was kind of lost. There was a

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<v Speaker 1>rather flash looking Mercedes van, so I approached and poliitely

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<v Speaker 1>asking for directions where I recognized the drummer Alan White

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<v Speaker 1>and the ed the guitarist Gem from Oasis. I casually

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<v Speaker 1>asked making small, nervous, small tool where Noel and Liam were.

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<v Speaker 1>Two minutes later they arrived and got into the van.

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<v Speaker 1>We all had a great chat. It made also made

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<v Speaker 1>this the best gig of her beIN to. I even

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<v Speaker 1>got a photo as well, which Terry's email as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Now about your plumbing thing chat because Jack had to

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<v Speaker 1>get an Emerency plumber out Sunday came out, was there,

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<v Speaker 1>sorted out, did a great job five hours but you're

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<v Speaker 1>paying for that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, every tool in the to his disposal. He had

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<v Speaker 4>the camera down there, he had the jet washer, He

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<v Speaker 4>had this thing that grinds up tree roots in the

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<v Speaker 4>old terra cotta pipes.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think those are just props? You know because

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<v Speaker 1>people like you and I go, my god, he's got

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<v Speaker 1>the tree root grinder, and I'm like, what's that even

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<v Speaker 1>got to do with plumbing? The tree roots aren't shitting

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<v Speaker 1>in the under the house. He got them from that

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<v Speaker 1>prop store that we using for grouse and musical he

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<v Speaker 1>was talking about. He brought the got the fax machine out.

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<v Speaker 1>Are soda streamed some roller boots?

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<v Speaker 4>No, he was he tree roots is obviously a big

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<v Speaker 4>thing with the old pipes, the roots growing into the

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<v Speaker 4>old pipes, And he said the problem is the old

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<v Speaker 4>damn heritage listed trees.

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<v Speaker 1>You just don't he started, man and buy. My old

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<v Speaker 1>man had this. My son will have this as well,

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<v Speaker 1>those tree roots. So did you go in because you're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about because your plumbing system is linked to a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of houses.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, and the main pit the junction was in my

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<v Speaker 4>next door neighbor's house, so we had to go over

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<v Speaker 4>to his house for the plumber to stickies, camera down,

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<v Speaker 4>and this isn't your problem to pay for it's the

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<v Speaker 4>council right. Well no, because well because.

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<v Speaker 1>We've had a lot of emails yesterday, lot this one here,

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<v Speaker 1>Jackie boy, Maria, I was just on the show yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you please let Jack know we had exactly the

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<v Speaker 1>same issue with our plumbing, Bob, imagine this on Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>morning when you know it is hot, It is hot,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was an old area lots of new units

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<v Speaker 1>around us. The plumbers told that the issue was the

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<v Speaker 1>old terra cotta pipes that you were talking about yesterday

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<v Speaker 1>that couldn't handle the pressure. The only difference was that

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't call it a plumber, but the emergency number

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<v Speaker 1>on our council rates notice plumbers were sent out and

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<v Speaker 1>fixed it. We didn't have to pay a cent tow

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<v Speaker 1>Jack's report. Get the report from the plumber, contact as

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<v Speaker 1>local council. They should pay for it.

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<v Speaker 4>I would love you guys to look at this piece

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<v Speaker 4>of paper that we have and give you your opinion on it.

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<v Speaker 4>When we bought the house, we were given this old

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<v Speaker 4>drawing that has the four properties and a drawing of

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<v Speaker 4>the sewer line or connecting.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, this was like a plot from the Goonies.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean a drawing? I'm not buying a

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<v Speaker 1>house and what I getting saying? This is a shady

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<v Speaker 1>old drawing of the plumbing system. No, this isn't still verifying.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm afraid it's like a photo copy of something from

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<v Speaker 4>Yarrow Water, but like years and years ago. But then

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<v Speaker 4>in red pen, somebody from the council has written put

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<v Speaker 4>an arrow pointing to it all and saying like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>old needs to be replaced one day at owner's expense.

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<v Speaker 4>But he's just written in red pen.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not a legal documentary.

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<v Speaker 1>Terrible. So so you can't counselor you can't contact the

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<v Speaker 1>council to say can you pay for this?

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<v Speaker 4>Apparently the councils has already made a decision on her.

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<v Speaker 4>I should contact him today and see if they've dot

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<v Speaker 4>it their thoughts. But it says there at owner's expense,

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<v Speaker 4>get passy to it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know he loves talking to ombersman, the plumbing on berdsmen,

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<v Speaker 1>and that a call from Patsy and this problem will

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<v Speaker 1>all go away. That bill will dissolve. By the way, team,

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<v Speaker 1>if you are not worthy, you've got the sniffels stay

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<v Speaker 1>away from Patsy. She does not want to get el

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<v Speaker 1>it's the radio wards the actress. There's Saturday in Sydney.

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<v Speaker 1>Patsy's double nominated and she should she you do not

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<v Speaker 1>want to get sickness?

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<v Speaker 3>No, and the house. It's not going well. I had

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<v Speaker 3>to pick up Audrey early from school yesterday. You get

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<v Speaker 3>a text alert Jack when they're in the sick bay.

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<v Speaker 3>I got to yesterday after the second one. I thought, no,

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<v Speaker 3>that's it. I'm ringing nurse Joe and seeing what the

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<v Speaker 3>story is.

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<v Speaker 1>And she said, don't speed the nurse Joe. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know those kids. Lois has been that school for six years.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know the name on first name basis.

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<v Speaker 4>I would hate for this to be your last day.

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<v Speaker 4>Nurse give me the update.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know where your parents lived.

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<v Speaker 3>So and she said, don't panic and I said, no,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not panicking. But she's been in there twice. Do

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<v Speaker 3>I need to pick her up? And she said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe So I.

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<v Speaker 4>Should go to that sick bay all the time. By

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<v Speaker 4>the way, when I wanted to.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the base. It's gonna have a little lieo.

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<v Speaker 1>Couldn't I go to a little kit.

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<v Speaker 3>We didn't even have a sick bay at school.

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<v Speaker 1>We did. It was revolting. They never changed that sorttle

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<v Speaker 1>paper paper sheep. It was like, sure kids have died

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<v Speaker 1>on have a like tetanus and stuff like that. Raybe,

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<v Speaker 1>he said, just bleeding out on this. It's all like

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<v Speaker 1>greasy with like knits on there and stuff like that. But

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<v Speaker 1>I should love going there a little kip in the

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<v Speaker 1>afternoon after lunch. I've got a headache, Nurse, Can I

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<v Speaker 1>have a little lie down?

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<v Speaker 3>No, Well, she was in our bed last night, so

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<v Speaker 3>I've got a saw back. She was kneeing my shoulder blades.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't keep a sick child right in your bed with

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<v Speaker 4>It's the worst possible thing being to protect yourself with

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<v Speaker 4>vitamins and voom.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, but so so we're doubling up on the vitamins.

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<v Speaker 3>Speaking of vitamins, I said last night, everyone's to eat

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<v Speaker 3>double vitamins and double greens swallow.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't need to eat them crunching the vitamins sea

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<v Speaker 1>and these cod live royal capsules using it's a salad dressing.

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<v Speaker 2>Like Christian Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Time, Wasteday is a sesame street one. Before we get

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<v Speaker 1>into that later on Today's show. As a kid, did

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<v Speaker 1>you have any preference Muppets or Sesame Street. I was

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<v Speaker 1>more on the edge of the Sesame Street game.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I think you start with Sesame straight as a

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<v Speaker 4>younger child than you grow into the mind.

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<v Speaker 1>I found that I found not the Muppets actually quite irritating.

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<v Speaker 1>They were like drama students to me, whereas Sesame Streets,

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<v Speaker 1>like me were from the streets, street smarts, street toughs.

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<v Speaker 4>But didn't you get didn't you tire of learning the ABC.

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<v Speaker 1>And constantly going back to those basics Jackie.

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<v Speaker 4>Boy, constantly going back the fundamental.

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<v Speaker 1>Bruce Lee. It's all about the fundamentals I used to

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<v Speaker 1>and I still love Sesame Street as well. Even hearing this,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to learn some stuff. It's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>in lane at fifty stool Patsy, Who was your favorite

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<v Speaker 1>Sesame Street character?

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<v Speaker 3>I definitely count on count because he did actually teach

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<v Speaker 3>me to count one yes, one block.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that I am called the cowl great. Character

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<v Speaker 1>is great because I really love talk cow. Think about

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<v Speaker 1>what Sesame's impact is. Sesame Street's impact had been on

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<v Speaker 1>kids all over the world. Seriously doing that. I so

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<v Speaker 1>love watching Sesame Street. So the Count is your favorite character?

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<v Speaker 3>Count was my favorite character. I was terrified of him though,

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<v Speaker 3>because I thought vampires were real, But I still loved him.

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<v Speaker 4>But I have to learn to count yeah face.

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<v Speaker 1>And also when you look back now yesterday on YouTube,

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<v Speaker 1>I was looking at some of them kind of still

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<v Speaker 1>quite they scared me a bit. The Muppets used to

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<v Speaker 1>scare me a bit. Miss Piggy terrified me way more

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<v Speaker 1>than talk to. Miss Piggy still now is here. I

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<v Speaker 1>shudder it. I think she's not gonna get out of

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<v Speaker 1>the TV and get me. She Miss Piggy rickly if

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'd like what things are like to scare me,

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<v Speaker 1>Miss Piggy is still in the top three. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>even joke about Miss Piggy how much she's I'm even

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<v Speaker 1>starting to sweat a bit.

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<v Speaker 4>No wonder you stay with the safety of hand Street

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<v Speaker 4>where Peggy didn't venture.

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<v Speaker 1>Rover is not going to let me down. My guy's Grover.

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<v Speaker 1>I've always found the Grover was quite funny. Jackie Boy,

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<v Speaker 1>who's it for you? Favorite Sesame Street garacter?

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<v Speaker 4>My guy was Oscar the Graute, which you'd find odd

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<v Speaker 4>because I am very different in my demeanor than.

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<v Speaker 1>In a way, and there is someone who likes to

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<v Speaker 1>just disappear sometimes. How many times we all going where's chat?

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody's gone home? He's gone back in his trash.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I would have said that you guys have a

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<v Speaker 4>bit of Oscar the Grouch and.

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<v Speaker 1>Why all right? Give us a call? Then? Who is

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<v Speaker 1>your favorite Sesame Street character as a kid? Tell me

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<v Speaker 1>this right? If there was a street fight, who wins

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<v Speaker 1>between Sesame Street and the Muppets? My money's on Sesame

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<v Speaker 1>Street because they're from the street. They're from the streets.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Christian Connells show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Taking them back to childhood talking about Sesame Street and

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<v Speaker 1>the Muppets. It's a Sesame Street time waster. Later on

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<v Speaker 1>this morning, so we're asking what was your favorite character? Christian?

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<v Speaker 1>If there really was a street fight between the Muppets

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<v Speaker 1>and Sesame Street, Sesame Street might have more street tuffs,

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<v Speaker 1>but the Muppets have animal and off. You can't contain that.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't contain that. I can see the count counting

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<v Speaker 1>how many people are the animals taken out?

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<v Speaker 4>The toughest character who have the biggest problem with the

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<v Speaker 4>street fight is Kermit the frog, who struddles both the

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<v Speaker 4>Sesame Street, wed and the Muppets World. Which side does

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<v Speaker 4>he play for?

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<v Speaker 1>Now? Chat share what you found out before the show,

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<v Speaker 1>because I always just presumed Kermit was one of like

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<v Speaker 1>founding fathers of the Muppets, him and Piggy.

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<v Speaker 4>He was even five years before the Muppets even premier,

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<v Speaker 4>he was on Sesame Street.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really, I couldn't trust him change codes. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>go afl n row. You pick one for life, that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't trust people players, or indeed muppets that change coats.

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<v Speaker 1>Once you're Sesame Street, you're one for life, right, Cookie monsters,

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<v Speaker 1>it is for cookie. That's good enough for me. See

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<v Speaker 1>it is for cookie. That's good enough for me. Still

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<v Speaker 1>loved that as a kid. Have we got here? Earliana?

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning Eliana?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, hello Christian, how are you well?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello Ellieanna, I'm very good. Are you will?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? I'm all right?

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<v Speaker 5>What it tied?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? What are you going to do? Yeah? And

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<v Speaker 1>see seventeen? What are you in a year eleven?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? My daughter seventeen and a couple of weeks time.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're revising a moment. If you've got exams, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I do.

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<v Speaker 5>One of year twelve subjects. So mapped out my exams

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<v Speaker 5>in a couple of weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, same with my daughter. So we at the moment,

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<v Speaker 1>I did about an hour day on the flash cards.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you got mom and dad helping me out with revision.

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<v Speaker 5>At the moment, Yeah, I've got mom helping me out

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<v Speaker 5>with my flash cards. I think the pars like ten high.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, they're all. My daughter's a color coded as well,

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<v Speaker 1>so she's revising for sociology. What are you doing in

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of weeks time.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm doing health in human development?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, good luck? Okay, So Sesame Street? So is

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<v Speaker 1>this show a distraction? So do you have the flash

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<v Speaker 1>cards out and the mind map right now?

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<v Speaker 4>If you do an hour of homework and revision, then

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<v Speaker 4>you can watch a Sesame.

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<v Speaker 1>Street Because, my friend, this show is not elevating your atar.

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<v Speaker 1>Next year you'll be on the streets Sesame Streets.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I wish I would have gotten to talk to you, Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>Well there we go, now, Ellie Honor, who's your favorite

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<v Speaker 1>Sesame Street character?

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<v Speaker 5>My favorite Sesame Street character when I was little Oscar

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<v Speaker 5>the Grouch. And I can't tell you why got. What

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<v Speaker 5>I can tell you is that I loved Oscar the

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<v Speaker 5>Ground so much that when I got my cat when

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<v Speaker 5>I was little and my cat was we adopted him.

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<v Speaker 5>He was astray. He's always digging out bins, so I

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<v Speaker 5>begged Mum to name him Oscar the Ground greatn Africa.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that. Hey, listen, good luck with exams of

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<v Speaker 1>the color weech time we came back to those flash cards.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, thank you, Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, take care, Julia, good morning, Hello Julia.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry yet I'm here now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Sesame Street all the way, Sesame Street all the way.

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<v Speaker 2>My mug at work.

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<v Speaker 5>Even says everything I learned I learned on the streets,

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<v Speaker 5>and it has like a whole bunch of the Sesame

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<v Speaker 5>Street characters.

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<v Speaker 1>Get in, Juri.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian, some Sesame Street fracts for you. Thank you. Craig

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<v Speaker 1>Elmo is the only puppet who hasn't aged peag Bys

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<v Speaker 1>forty eight. I wuld be hanging out with those kids,

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<v Speaker 1>and they get a bloody Joe hanging out there living

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<v Speaker 1>on the street with a kind of bin. You must

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<v Speaker 1>be sistembarrassed as you're some big man. He's still living

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<v Speaker 1>on the streets, you know, Elmo's never aged, He's been

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<v Speaker 1>just been permanently three and a half. That makes me

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<v Speaker 1>really sad about my Elmo not getting any older and

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<v Speaker 1>me a couple of years ago, I was lucky enough

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<v Speaker 1>to interview Elmo. So picture this is a radio studio,

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<v Speaker 1>Jack Elmo is where you are. And then obviously there's

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<v Speaker 1>a guy lying on the ground okay, and then there's

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<v Speaker 1>the voice artists as they're called, doing the voice so

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<v Speaker 1>they stay out the way. They keep saying can you

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<v Speaker 1>see this? Can you see us? The whole thing was

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<v Speaker 1>a strange I was starting to get anxious, like why

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<v Speaker 1>do I agree to this?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, why do they mind if it's the radio interview matter?

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<v Speaker 1>Because they take it very soonious, they get really really

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<v Speaker 1>into it. And I had to sign something that I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't mention that they were like handlers and improvisers and

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<v Speaker 1>all this the one it's very they want if kids

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<v Speaker 1>are listening to keep ale going, which I love. Is

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<v Speaker 1>like if you go to Disneyland and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't ever like to see anyone coming out of

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<v Speaker 1>a sight or you're in the magic kendo. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm now starting to feel really like, what the hell

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<v Speaker 1>am I doing this. I'm a flipping grown up. I've

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<v Speaker 1>gott to protect in you a puppet when there's two

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<v Speaker 1>middle aged borderking jet lagged Americans lying on the floor, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So nowhere we get into it. One of my producers starts,

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<v Speaker 1>you know when you get the giggles and you go,

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<v Speaker 1>I've just got I can see. He goes does it.

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<v Speaker 1>He dives on the floor and crawls out the other studio.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm now really thinking this is horrendous. Anyway, Elmo

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<v Speaker 1>and I start chatting, and obviously the guy who's doing

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<v Speaker 1>the voice is very good. They must be really gifted improvised,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it? And Elmo and I will get on really well,

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<v Speaker 1>this would be this is great anyway. About ten minutes in,

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<v Speaker 1>Almo starts saying he loves to listen to music, and

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<v Speaker 1>there's no scripts. I said, now, what kind of music

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<v Speaker 1>you into? And he goes Metallica, and I go, oh, Metallica,

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<v Speaker 1>what's your favorite song? And I mentioned a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>Metallica songs and someone got dark lyrics and suddenly there's

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<v Speaker 1>a science right. Almo is just staring at me with

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<v Speaker 1>these big eyes, and then the voice guy goes breaks

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<v Speaker 1>characters and breaks. Character goes elm. I wouldn't like heavy metal,

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<v Speaker 1>please move on. My favorite bit of the interview, I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't like heavy metal. Please move on. Misspoke with these

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<v Speaker 1>hardball questions. Poor Almo, he's throwing half all right now, Rya,

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<v Speaker 1>you caught up with a friend who had something horrible

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<v Speaker 1>happened to him on the honeymoon.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, he just got back from his honeymoon in fee

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<v Speaker 7>G and halfway through the holiday, I think it was

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<v Speaker 7>like a two week holiday. At about a week in,

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<v Speaker 7>a coconut fell from one of those really huge palm

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<v Speaker 7>trees hit him on the head, and he was like,

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<v Speaker 7>heavily can cast.

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<v Speaker 4>The man got hid in the head with a coconut.

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<v Speaker 1>Alright, I tried this one. He got hit in the

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<v Speaker 1>head with a coconut.

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<v Speaker 7>Hit on the head with a coconut, heavily can cuss.

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<v Speaker 1>That's concussion. That's concussion? Is that that's an anvil to

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<v Speaker 1>the face and ten stitches? Bloody hell on his honeymoon.

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<v Speaker 8>On his honeymoon, and they told him that missus trying

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<v Speaker 8>to get things shimmying up there, just get one to

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<v Speaker 8>drop on his head.

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<v Speaker 7>They told him that coconut getting hit on the head

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<v Speaker 7>by coconut is more likely to happen to you than

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<v Speaker 7>getting eaten by a shark.

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<v Speaker 1>Both seem pretty unlikely. I mean, it doesn't feel like

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<v Speaker 1>a common thing to happen either, or you know, being

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<v Speaker 1>hit on the head by a coconut or being hit.

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<v Speaker 4>Also who told it? Like he's in pain, he's bleeding

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<v Speaker 4>from the head and like interesting fat you should be

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<v Speaker 4>more worried about coconuts than and.

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<v Speaker 1>Yet the shark. There's been no coconut movie. Spilberg hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>made the coconut readjust a balance.

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<v Speaker 2>You're listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Go on into Karen Christian. I love the Muppets. As

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<v Speaker 1>a kid, we were not allowed to watch Sesame Street.

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<v Speaker 1>But our band in the house didn't want us being

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<v Speaker 1>brainwashed by that American cramp. It was well, a Muppets

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<v Speaker 1>is American, and the brainwash by it's educational. Educate over

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<v Speaker 1>it's the same one hundred million. Yes, the way some

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<v Speaker 1>people use it here in Australia will disagree with some

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<v Speaker 1>of that, all right, So we want to know what

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<v Speaker 1>happened to you on your honeymoon nine four one four

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<v Speaker 1>one oh four three will Christian, we want a honeymoon

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<v Speaker 1>and van Wartu. We had an overwater bungalow. I walked

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<v Speaker 1>out onto the verandah to admit the view over the

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<v Speaker 1>harbor and bought vino. As I did, the planks gave way.

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<v Speaker 1>Bloody hell, the planks gave way. Anything that involves a

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<v Speaker 1>plank giving away, something very bad is about to happen. Next.

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<v Speaker 1>Comedy does not ensue when a plank gives way, does it.

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<v Speaker 1>Hilarity did not ensue. The planks gave way in size

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<v Speaker 1>my fire up and in two spots when I fell through,

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<v Speaker 1>I had to be wheelchaired on and off the flight home.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a bottle of French don Peranion as an apology.

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<v Speaker 1>This nustling back in the day before we knew about

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<v Speaker 1>where there's a blame, there's a claim and all the

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<v Speaker 1>litigious lawyers. A simple bottle of champagne will not be

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<v Speaker 1>enough for a plank giving way. Amanda, good morning, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you. I'm good Amanda, Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 1>So what happened on your honeymoon?

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<v Speaker 9>So we were honeymooning in Raretunga in the Cook Island

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<v Speaker 9>and we visited a waterfall, which is beautiful, but I

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<v Speaker 9>got covered in mosquito bites, including one on my eye.

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<v Speaker 9>My eyeles rolled up and it was horrible. And the

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<v Speaker 9>next day we were flying out and I ended up

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<v Speaker 9>with conjunctividus and we spent the next leg of our

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<v Speaker 9>honeymoon in Auckland. It was my eyeles fold up. We

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<v Speaker 9>being leaky, disgusting the pink She don't worry.

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<v Speaker 1>About tonight, Amanda. I'm okay. I could just wear an

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<v Speaker 1>eye patch or a mass like a hand of a

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<v Speaker 1>lexa thing or that is awful. What awful than happened

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<v Speaker 1>on any holiday but your honeymoon.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, and the worst part was because conjunctivirus is so contagious,

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<v Speaker 9>he couldn't come near me.

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<v Speaker 1>So what was even in the same bed as you?

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<v Speaker 9>Well, yeah, but we replaced the opposite direction.

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<v Speaker 1>It came ready for it's late twenty years later. No,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, of course that's not not that, Amanda. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you mate, myriac mate. That's incredible. Kirsty, good morning, Good morning, morning, Kirsty.

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<v Speaker 1>And Kirsty, what happened to your honeymoon?

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<v Speaker 6>So we actually eloped to Tasmania and you were alone married.

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<v Speaker 6>We eloped yet, so.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't tell any family friends normal, We just went off.

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<v Speaker 6>I had one person that knew because I needed someone

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<v Speaker 6>to witness the documents, and not even my kids knew.

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<v Speaker 6>And yeah, we went to Tasmania and we got married.

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<v Speaker 6>It was also my birthday and I got a blissed

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<v Speaker 6>from my shoes, which was annoying because they weren't even

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<v Speaker 6>new shoes. And then we did lots of walking. Well,

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<v Speaker 6>we're in Tasmania, walking walking, walking, and it wouldn't heal

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<v Speaker 6>no matter what I did. Yeah, it wouldn't I think

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<v Speaker 6>because of all the walking and things.

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<v Speaker 1>And I changed with every step, Yeah, pretty much.

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<v Speaker 6>And then after we came home it still wouldn't heal.

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<v Speaker 6>And I tried all different things and then in the

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<v Speaker 6>end I went to the doctor and they sent me.

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<v Speaker 6>They gave me an gootics sent me to the High

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<v Speaker 6>Foot Clinic who looked at it and went, I know

0:22:29.080 --> 0:22:31.920
<v Speaker 6>that's tracking under the skin. And they had a looked

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<v Speaker 6>at it and it was completely infected right under the

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<v Speaker 6>skin and into the bone. So two months later, after

0:22:41.320 --> 0:22:45.320
<v Speaker 6>lots of treatment and ivy, antibiotics and things, they took

0:22:45.400 --> 0:22:52.480
<v Speaker 6>me to theater and took five toes off. So I

0:22:52.640 --> 0:22:55.360
<v Speaker 6>have one foot that it's much shorter than the other.

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<v Speaker 6>And when I'm feeling particularly wicked, I wear two different

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<v Speaker 6>sized shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>Dear hell, that's so. When was this a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>years ago?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 6>Last October?

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<v Speaker 1>And how are you now?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Fine, Oh'm all good now it's yeah. I just have

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<v Speaker 6>one foot that's much shorter than the other.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's some story for your honeymoon to leave with, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 9>Mmm?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, so not something we're forget in a hurry.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly. Not well, Kirsty, thank you very much for sharing

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<v Speaker 1>your story with.

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<v Speaker 2>Us The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian, earlier you talk about the Muppets and Kermit start

0:23:34.040 --> 0:23:36.680
<v Speaker 1>out life as part of Sesame Street and then ten

0:23:36.760 --> 0:23:40.320
<v Speaker 1>years later joining the Muppets, you said it's like changing

0:23:40.400 --> 0:23:43.760
<v Speaker 1>football codes. Yeah, I do. I think it's a shocking

0:23:43.800 --> 0:23:45.639
<v Speaker 1>wapon Com should have picked his team. He picked his

0:23:45.760 --> 0:23:48.520
<v Speaker 1>code er elvisus AFL. Are you paying for one for life?

0:23:48.840 --> 0:23:51.440
<v Speaker 1>Christian's not't changing codes. We're not moving from junior football

0:23:51.520 --> 0:23:56.040
<v Speaker 1>to senior football. Jim Hokey, Yeah, that's very good. Guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Where did you go on your honeymoons? Jack? What do

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<v Speaker 1>you be able to do for your honeymoon.

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<v Speaker 4>We went on far in Kenya for our honeymoon. It

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<v Speaker 4>was one of the best experiences of my life.

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<v Speaker 1>So where do you go? You fly into naerobic then

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<v Speaker 1>what happens? You go out in the safari.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and then you get on an even smaller plane

0:24:10.880 --> 0:24:13.200
<v Speaker 4>and we flew out to the Massai Mara and we

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<v Speaker 4>get kept getting told like, oh, when you go in safari,

0:24:16.560 --> 0:24:18.359
<v Speaker 4>you really want to see one animal eat another.

0:24:18.400 --> 0:24:19.760
<v Speaker 1>And we go all the way there.

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<v Speaker 4>You want to see the sight?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you say you want to see another animal eat

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<v Speaker 1>another arm? Yes you no, I want to see the

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<v Speaker 1>drafts and.

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<v Speaker 4>In the wild, well, we got told, hey, don't get

0:24:28.800 --> 0:24:32.040
<v Speaker 4>your hopes up. You don't always see the animals feasting

0:24:32.080 --> 0:24:34.840
<v Speaker 4>on another. Training would go, they're hoping to see a kill.

0:24:35.680 --> 0:24:37.800
<v Speaker 4>In the first forty five minutes we saw a cheetah

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<v Speaker 4>take down a young wilderbeh new bride.

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<v Speaker 1>This is how was going to be with me? They

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<v Speaker 1>get the blood lust. What's say we put on the

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<v Speaker 1>old mosquito fly sheet, celerate this cow right now behind?

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<v Speaker 1>We did.

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<v Speaker 4>We stayed in like a glamping tent for the safari,

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<v Speaker 4>and one night I heard some rustling outside the tenor,

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<v Speaker 4>and I got up and I saw giraffs walking around.

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<v Speaker 1>I woke up. I was like, oh, my god, because

0:25:04.520 --> 0:25:07.160
<v Speaker 1>they're your height, you know the rest of us. Jack's

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<v Speaker 1>about six five. He's going eye to eye with the giraffes.

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<v Speaker 1>Come out, come out.

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<v Speaker 4>You got to see the graves.

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<v Speaker 1>And then this.

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<v Speaker 4>I walked outside in my eyes properly adjusted to the dark.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, oh, they're the trees.

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<v Speaker 1>Hashtag extraia. I'm safari all right, then, don't just go

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<v Speaker 1>back to it? Do we? What happened on you? I

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to kill time. What happened on you?

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<v Speaker 1>Or five toes? And what happened on your honeymoon? Ninety

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<v Speaker 1>four one four one four three PTSD? You putting this

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<v Speaker 1>fader up? Have we got hat? Jane?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 6>Hello, good morning, Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>And what happened to you in your honeymoon?

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<v Speaker 9>Oh?

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<v Speaker 10>Gosh, it was really simple. I had a shower and

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<v Speaker 10>drive and wash my hair, and then I flipped my

0:25:52.200 --> 0:25:57.359
<v Speaker 10>hair back and my neck locked and there I was

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<v Speaker 10>stuck naked in the bathroom with my hair back and

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<v Speaker 10>dripping hair, and I had to call my husband in

0:26:04.840 --> 0:26:07.600
<v Speaker 10>and ended up at the doctors and we had to

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<v Speaker 10>leave earlier.

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<v Speaker 11>I came home in your neck.

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<v Speaker 6>Place, whippler something like that. I can't actually remember.

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<v Speaker 11>I really should have taken to sign for the marriage, really,

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<v Speaker 11>but I I came home and yeah, I can't remember

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<v Speaker 11>how long it took me to recover from it what

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<v Speaker 11>actually happened.

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<v Speaker 5>But yeah, it was not fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got to ask because you made a comment there

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<v Speaker 1>and I feel like we're all fine to know. Are

0:26:36.840 --> 0:26:42.879
<v Speaker 1>you still with no to be polite here? I was

0:26:42.920 --> 0:26:46.040
<v Speaker 1>just curious. It felt like that whole thing got chret.

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to ask a question we all wanted

0:26:51.040 --> 0:26:53.080
<v Speaker 1>to ask, and it would have killed me all down

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<v Speaker 1>when the name and he thought, this is it for

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<v Speaker 1>the relationship. God, No, I.

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<v Speaker 10>Stayed way too long.

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<v Speaker 6>I should have.

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<v Speaker 1>So how long were you on the honeymoon for? Because

0:27:03.600 --> 0:27:05.239
<v Speaker 1>it only feels like a couple of days and then

0:27:05.280 --> 0:27:06.440
<v Speaker 1>you were in the net bracing home.

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<v Speaker 10>I think I was.

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<v Speaker 11>I think we were there probably about five or six

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<v Speaker 11>days and we probably had two weeks.

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<v Speaker 10>And yeah, and I couldn't do anything.

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<v Speaker 11>I just had to sit there and it was horrible.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't need any more tail all.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian we are an all inclusive honeymoon too. Mauritius, very

0:27:29.760 --> 0:27:33.680
<v Speaker 1>nice husband decides that the gun play soccer. Genius decides

0:27:33.720 --> 0:27:36.479
<v Speaker 1>you can tell what happens next. We hused to think

0:27:36.480 --> 0:27:38.560
<v Speaker 1>called Genius of the Week, where you just tell us

0:27:38.960 --> 0:27:41.800
<v Speaker 1>you nominate somebody else or yourself if you've just done

0:27:41.880 --> 0:27:45.320
<v Speaker 1>something which is far from genius to be our genius week.

0:27:45.400 --> 0:27:48.200
<v Speaker 1>Genius decides to slide in for the ball forgetting he

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<v Speaker 1>was playing on gravel, takes off the entire sleeve of

0:27:54.280 --> 0:28:00.240
<v Speaker 1>his shin rest of the honeymoon, I'd spend the whole

0:28:00.320 --> 0:28:05.040
<v Speaker 1>time cleaning is wound and rebandaging it. That's wrong kind

0:28:05.080 --> 0:28:07.720
<v Speaker 1>of that's a genius, all right. So I think in

0:28:08.200 --> 0:28:11.280
<v Speaker 1>any relationship where you're married or not, you know, sometimes

0:28:11.920 --> 0:28:14.560
<v Speaker 1>halftime at the end of an AFL game, they have

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<v Speaker 1>the oval and then you see these color zones like

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<v Speaker 1>a heat mat where you see where the impact.

0:28:19.880 --> 0:28:22.360
<v Speaker 4>Where the players got their kids in possessions, that sort

0:28:22.359 --> 0:28:22.560
<v Speaker 4>of thing.

0:28:22.640 --> 0:28:25.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so it's blotches of red on this, these hot zones,

0:28:25.520 --> 0:28:27.920
<v Speaker 1>these heat zones. I think if you had an overview

0:28:28.080 --> 0:28:30.720
<v Speaker 1>of any home, whether you own it or your rent it,

0:28:30.880 --> 0:28:33.920
<v Speaker 1>you'll see red zones for you and your partner, whether

0:28:33.960 --> 0:28:36.680
<v Speaker 1>it's the kitchen, the bathroom, the study, whatever it is.

0:28:37.040 --> 0:28:40.200
<v Speaker 1>I think the majority of the arguments we have are

0:28:40.280 --> 0:28:43.640
<v Speaker 1>normally narrowed down to a certain area and always about

0:28:43.680 --> 0:28:46.520
<v Speaker 1>a specific one or two things, and you'll spend the

0:28:46.600 --> 0:28:50.400
<v Speaker 1>rest of your time together recreating this drama. Sometimes I'm

0:28:50.400 --> 0:28:51.800
<v Speaker 1>in the mid of an argument, I'm like, oh, back

0:28:51.840 --> 0:28:54.360
<v Speaker 1>into this one again. You know, it's like a director

0:28:54.360 --> 0:28:56.320
<v Speaker 1>in our heads, going this time. Why don't you just

0:28:57.480 --> 0:29:00.280
<v Speaker 1>bring some stuff about five years ago into it, just

0:29:00.440 --> 0:29:02.600
<v Speaker 1>to sort of sprinkle up a bit. Where do you

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<v Speaker 1>think your hot zone is, Patsy, which are with the

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<v Speaker 1>house and what you are going to? The love?

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<v Speaker 3>God and I always face off over the bathroom that

0:29:09.520 --> 0:29:12.560
<v Speaker 3>we share. It's funny because Monday to Friday we don't

0:29:12.600 --> 0:29:14.480
<v Speaker 3>share it because we're like ships in the night. We're

0:29:14.520 --> 0:29:16.680
<v Speaker 3>at the opposite ends of the day. So then come

0:29:16.760 --> 0:29:19.920
<v Speaker 3>the weekend and it's a shared zone suddenly again. It's

0:29:20.000 --> 0:29:21.720
<v Speaker 3>like we have to reset boundaries again.

0:29:21.880 --> 0:29:23.240
<v Speaker 1>No, we do a lot of that on the weekend.

0:29:23.280 --> 0:29:26.200
<v Speaker 1>You're right, Suddeny, it's got too much time together.

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<v Speaker 3>So Sunday I went in there Sunday morning after a shower,

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<v Speaker 3>hadn't bothered to fetch a fresh bath mash, and so

0:29:34.440 --> 0:29:37.040
<v Speaker 3>after he dried himself, had just laid his towel on

0:29:37.160 --> 0:29:37.560
<v Speaker 3>the floor.

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<v Speaker 4>And I said that.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to do that when I was nine at

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<v Speaker 1>the swimming baths. You do that, You put the towel

0:29:44.560 --> 0:29:46.520
<v Speaker 1>down and you stand on it and you get changed.

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<v Speaker 4>It's still all absorbing materials, are you both? I have

0:29:51.800 --> 0:29:54.720
<v Speaker 4>been known to a used towel is as good as.

0:29:56.200 --> 0:29:57.880
<v Speaker 1>Because are you going to go and wash it afterwards?

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<v Speaker 4>So did you throw it in the wash? And you

0:29:59.440 --> 0:30:01.040
<v Speaker 4>will never know? And it's back in the tower and

0:30:01.520 --> 0:30:04.000
<v Speaker 4>you wouldn't, Tory.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why we have a good old bosom.

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<v Speaker 3>It was fresh, it was afresh. We have big, massive

0:30:08.920 --> 0:30:13.680
<v Speaker 3>towels and they take a lot to wash trying. I

0:30:13.840 --> 0:30:16.600
<v Speaker 3>just changed those over yesterday. Now it needs to go

0:30:16.760 --> 0:30:18.960
<v Speaker 3>back in the wash. And he said, no, it's fine,

0:30:18.960 --> 0:30:20.640
<v Speaker 3>and I said, no, it's not. You use That's what

0:30:20.760 --> 0:30:21.680
<v Speaker 3>a bath MAT's for.

0:30:21.800 --> 0:30:25.200
<v Speaker 1>Everything's got it's got longer, five les, those of like

0:30:25.320 --> 0:30:27.600
<v Speaker 1>an octopus's tentacles to dry.

0:30:27.520 --> 0:30:29.680
<v Speaker 3>You and massage your feet as you stick out of

0:30:29.760 --> 0:30:30.120
<v Speaker 3>the shower.

0:30:30.240 --> 0:30:33.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, Jack. So if Patsy's then is in the

0:30:33.360 --> 0:30:35.720
<v Speaker 1>bathroom and the on suite, where's your heat zone? And

0:30:36.080 --> 0:30:36.920
<v Speaker 1>arguments in the house.

0:30:37.200 --> 0:30:39.200
<v Speaker 4>Ours would be you know what, it would be the

0:30:39.240 --> 0:30:42.880
<v Speaker 4>front door and coming into the hallway. Because the topic

0:30:42.960 --> 0:30:44.959
<v Speaker 4>that we will fight about for the rest of our

0:30:45.040 --> 0:30:48.520
<v Speaker 4>lives is I just have a disagreement or different understanding

0:30:48.520 --> 0:30:50.080
<v Speaker 4>of what it means to be on time getting to

0:30:50.160 --> 0:30:54.040
<v Speaker 4>things on time. So even this weekend she came, she

0:30:54.160 --> 0:30:57.320
<v Speaker 4>went out to get cige balls for everybody as like

0:30:57.400 --> 0:30:59.360
<v Speaker 4>a healthy breakfast and bring it. As she's bringing it

0:30:59.400 --> 0:31:00.920
<v Speaker 4>back into the house, I'm like, we're going to be

0:31:01.080 --> 0:31:04.080
<v Speaker 4>late for Gordon swimming lesson. You go, no, no, we

0:31:04.200 --> 0:31:06.400
<v Speaker 4>got twenty minutes. Like, but you have to factor in

0:31:06.560 --> 0:31:09.360
<v Speaker 4>the eating of the sye balls and then getting in

0:31:09.440 --> 0:31:10.360
<v Speaker 4>the car getting there.

0:31:11.440 --> 0:31:14.240
<v Speaker 1>I actually said that my wife is a time optimist. Yeah,

0:31:14.640 --> 0:31:16.880
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, it won't nothing takes five minutes. She goes,

0:31:17.040 --> 0:31:18.800
<v Speaker 1>I'll just be five minutes. Nothing in life is of

0:31:18.880 --> 0:31:19.400
<v Speaker 1>the five minutes.

0:31:19.440 --> 0:31:21.959
<v Speaker 4>But Biank's idea of getting somewhereround time is the swimming

0:31:22.000 --> 0:31:24.320
<v Speaker 4>lessons at nine am. If we leave the house anytime

0:31:24.520 --> 0:31:27.080
<v Speaker 4>in the eight am zone, whether it's eight point fifty nine,

0:31:27.440 --> 0:31:28.800
<v Speaker 4>she thinks that's being on time.

0:31:28.920 --> 0:31:31.280
<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no no. It makes me so subtle

0:31:31.320 --> 0:31:33.360
<v Speaker 1>that you're right. My wifeend is still arguing about time

0:31:33.640 --> 0:31:36.640
<v Speaker 1>we went out for dinner on Sunday, sorry for lunch,

0:31:37.080 --> 0:31:38.959
<v Speaker 1>that the restaurant was boked for one. We're leaving at

0:31:39.000 --> 0:31:41.840
<v Speaker 1>five to two twenties, and I said to her, we

0:31:41.920 --> 0:31:46.360
<v Speaker 1>can't keep living like this. How can we live like this?

0:31:46.840 --> 0:31:48.760
<v Speaker 1>Can you just call them? Just call them and say

0:31:48.760 --> 0:31:51.280
<v Speaker 1>we're running a bit late drink It's me I'm not

0:31:51.440 --> 0:31:54.640
<v Speaker 1>a late person, all right. So in your home, where

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<v Speaker 1>is the hot zone where you have in the bulky

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<v Speaker 1>arguments and what specifically are you rowing about out This is.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian my part and I literally had to fight the

0:32:06.640 --> 0:32:10.840
<v Speaker 1>car about being on time and the definitions thereof. I

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<v Speaker 1>love the use of the word thereof. You've correctly, even

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<v Speaker 1>though it's on text, Patrick, it would have probably done

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<v Speaker 1>the little typo squiggle. You've put that correctly. They're off,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, Patrick mount Eveling. Christian. For the heat zone,

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<v Speaker 1>it will be the latter. There's three zones here. It's

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<v Speaker 1>really going from midfield too, all round, yeah, lounge, dining,

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<v Speaker 1>kitchen and the argument will be over priorities. When it

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<v Speaker 1>comes to cleaning. My wife will always find some small task,

0:32:38.560 --> 0:32:40.400
<v Speaker 1>tiny tasks that would take an hour to do, like

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<v Speaker 1>reorganizing death draw and there's a lot quicker but faster

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<v Speaker 1>task to be done that I consider it more urgent,

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<v Speaker 1>like general tiding conditions. I love this person here, Anonymous Seafood.

0:32:53.000 --> 0:32:57.920
<v Speaker 1>It's ongoing, it's good Anonymous. Its rare that someone doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>put their name on a text of this show, but

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<v Speaker 1>aymous I would Seafood.

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<v Speaker 4>I will do that sometimes where it's like bank will call,

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<v Speaker 4>like okay, general health claim. We'll just do as much

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<v Speaker 4>as we can for the next couple of hours. Then

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<v Speaker 4>I'll choose, like to fix the bike or something that

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<v Speaker 4>I know is going to run.

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<v Speaker 1>Down ther It's a smart move, It's a very smart move.

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<v Speaker 1>Anonymous Richmond. I love to do a feature that we

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<v Speaker 1>just call Anonymous Seafood. Just all say you're Anonymous in Seaford.

0:33:28.800 --> 0:33:30.920
<v Speaker 1>All these people with secrets every week on his show,

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<v Speaker 1>all living and residing in Seaford. All right, so three

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<v Speaker 1>to me Tuesday. This is when we run a couple

0:33:36.600 --> 0:33:38.880
<v Speaker 1>of phone ins at the same time as always as

0:33:38.920 --> 0:33:41.040
<v Speaker 1>they float on by your ears. If you hear anything,

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<v Speaker 1>come join the show with your stories on nine four

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<v Speaker 1>one four one oh four to three. Here they are

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<v Speaker 1>listen up. Only your family call them that. Have you

0:33:49.960 --> 0:33:52.480
<v Speaker 1>got specific words that you think only your family refer

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<v Speaker 1>to certain things they kind of passed on through generations.

0:33:55.880 --> 0:33:59.080
<v Speaker 1>Only your family call them that. My wife and I

0:33:59.200 --> 0:34:01.680
<v Speaker 1>trying to work out what's happening over Christmas and whether

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<v Speaker 1>or not we take our dogs with us, and we're

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<v Speaker 1>looking on Airbnb. We saw a couple of places really lights,

0:34:06.000 --> 0:34:08.840
<v Speaker 1>and then they have that thing no pets allowed. I

0:34:08.880 --> 0:34:12.760
<v Speaker 1>always wonder, right, anyone just take them anyway? Do anyone

0:34:12.880 --> 0:34:15.719
<v Speaker 1>sneak in a pet? What's happened? And then suddenly the

0:34:15.840 --> 0:34:19.520
<v Speaker 1>animal will let you down and foul itself on some

0:34:20.640 --> 0:34:23.400
<v Speaker 1>when if you go on Airbnb, everything's called spotless, is not?

0:34:23.480 --> 0:34:26.319
<v Speaker 1>I get really anxious that I'm more of a I'm

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<v Speaker 1>only even a neat freak when I'm in an Airbnb.

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<v Speaker 1>Suddenly I'm like mister clean. And they've always got like

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<v Speaker 1>white carpets or rug as. You say, like I can't drink,

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<v Speaker 1>why near that? Get away from their kids? Don't go

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<v Speaker 1>anywhere near that bit kids, by the way, But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you ignore the no pet rule. Anyone want to do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Anonymous as seafood and Rio Rio. You got burgled over

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<v Speaker 1>the last couple of days. But they left quite a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of gim but took something very specific.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, there was a break into my storage cage.

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<v Speaker 4>They left my skis.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, someone's pretty fancy, must be nice. That's right, Sydney.

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<v Speaker 1>They left my.

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<v Speaker 4>Skis nice skis too, Yeah, I don't know that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't doubt they're chepoporo ones note as old wooden ones, bindings.

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<v Speaker 7>And straps, ski boots as well. They also left my barbecue.

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<v Speaker 7>But they took my footy boots. It's the only thing

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<v Speaker 7>that they.

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<v Speaker 1>Can see off season game that's so specific and the

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<v Speaker 1>size you didn't they tried them on the spent beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>boots these as well. So what did they take? They

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<v Speaker 1>left everything else, but what specific thing did they take?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, those are the topics this morning on nine

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<v Speaker 1>one o four three. Only your family call them that

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<v Speaker 1>you ignored them no petrol and what did they take?

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<v Speaker 2>Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, life is busy, Patsy with just Aoradi and I

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<v Speaker 1>were two daughters, and it's busy and you've just got

0:35:49.880 --> 0:35:52.279
<v Speaker 1>a little sixteen months on boy. Yesterday, I wait for

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<v Speaker 1>my coffee just round the corner from here in Richmond

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<v Speaker 1>about lunchtime, and there's a woman who's got a stroller.

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<v Speaker 1>There's three babies in there, right, triplets, triplets, And she

0:36:01.480 --> 0:36:03.960
<v Speaker 1>said to perhaps A pointed at it. Like last week

0:36:04.000 --> 0:36:05.719
<v Speaker 1>when I saw that lady at standing desk, I went

0:36:05.800 --> 0:36:10.280
<v Speaker 1>standing desk, double take, and I went triplets and pointed

0:36:10.360 --> 0:36:12.440
<v Speaker 1>at the three and them like she hadn't noticed. She

0:36:12.680 --> 0:36:13.960
<v Speaker 1>pushed three kids out of oath.

0:36:15.000 --> 0:36:16.799
<v Speaker 4>I've got three children, Yeah, I went.

0:36:16.719 --> 0:36:20.600
<v Speaker 1>Triplets, and she just looked like she'd been thrown out

0:36:20.640 --> 0:36:26.160
<v Speaker 1>of her bed. She was a bleary. Went yes, you

0:36:26.239 --> 0:36:30.800
<v Speaker 1>need water. What you need? I can counsel this afternoon.

0:36:30.880 --> 0:36:34.440
<v Speaker 1>She needs some help. How do you do at the

0:36:34.600 --> 0:36:37.000
<v Speaker 1>same time simultaneous babies.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine the its just getting out the door yesterday to

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<v Speaker 3>go for coffee with three babies.

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot imagine that triplets just like this, He just

0:36:46.239 --> 0:36:48.960
<v Speaker 1>looked like you would if you had triplets. Yeah, you know,

0:36:49.120 --> 0:36:51.520
<v Speaker 1>they only look like Benny a year as well. I

0:36:51.560 --> 0:36:53.600
<v Speaker 1>was like, wow, that is a lot going on there,

0:36:53.920 --> 0:36:56.600
<v Speaker 1>all right. So today on three top of Tuesday, we're

0:36:56.640 --> 0:36:58.439
<v Speaker 1>running three ways you can get your stories on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>You got burgled? What did they take? What are the

0:37:05.480 --> 0:37:08.120
<v Speaker 1>leave behind? Nine four one four one o four three.

0:37:08.440 --> 0:37:10.880
<v Speaker 1>But he's a rio, he's from Sydney. He's a bit flashed.

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<v Speaker 1>They left behind his skis and my ski boots, mister Christian.

0:37:15.320 --> 0:37:18.279
<v Speaker 1>They obviously don't care for the slopes like myself. I'll

0:37:18.320 --> 0:37:21.600
<v Speaker 1>be there and burlow. You scoundrels doing black CRuMs.

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<v Speaker 4>You must have breathed a sigh of leaf when you

0:37:25.440 --> 0:37:26.359
<v Speaker 4>saw the skies are silver.

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<v Speaker 1>Love it. Salomon's whatever he's got. Oh, they cut the

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<v Speaker 1>ice once more. We were light. But no, they took

0:37:37.000 --> 0:37:39.920
<v Speaker 1>his footy boots, his magic boots. Not for the seasons

0:37:40.000 --> 0:37:41.279
<v Speaker 1>he's had good luck.

0:37:41.239 --> 0:37:43.360
<v Speaker 4>With those, because they would have taken it because they

0:37:43.360 --> 0:37:43.839
<v Speaker 4>look brand new.

0:37:43.840 --> 0:37:46.000
<v Speaker 1>They're down there on that knock up because they're cursed.

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<v Speaker 1>Some shame on you. You'll have to have five toes removed.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, you got burgo, I got taken, got left behind. Also,

0:37:56.080 --> 0:37:58.200
<v Speaker 1>you saw the warning it said no pets allowed, but

0:37:58.320 --> 0:38:01.760
<v Speaker 1>you ignored it. What happened and only your family calls

0:38:01.840 --> 0:38:05.720
<v Speaker 1>them that nine four one four one o four three Christian,

0:38:05.719 --> 0:38:10.560
<v Speaker 1>My wife's car was broken into this. This is so unbelievable, Christian.

0:38:10.560 --> 0:38:12.319
<v Speaker 1>My wife's car is broken into and she had two

0:38:12.480 --> 0:38:17.200
<v Speaker 1>packets of mint lollies, one open, one brand new clothes.

0:38:17.520 --> 0:38:20.840
<v Speaker 1>They took the open packet. Or what's wrong with these people?

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<v Speaker 1>It's the same people leaving those Saliman skis same gang, Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>When I got my cat, I took him home to

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<v Speaker 1>Melbourne on the V Line train. I didn't. I didn't

0:38:31.880 --> 0:38:34.399
<v Speaker 1>clearly see that it said you can't take pets on there.

0:38:34.640 --> 0:38:38.160
<v Speaker 1>But the conductor caught me, made made the cat, took

0:38:38.200 --> 0:38:40.560
<v Speaker 1>the cat off me, made him right in the front

0:38:40.680 --> 0:38:43.359
<v Speaker 1>carriage with the staff. Would you sit there, you cat,

0:38:43.400 --> 0:38:45.600
<v Speaker 1>You've been a naughty cat. Don't you look at me

0:38:45.760 --> 0:38:53.759
<v Speaker 1>like that? They did let me visit him from but

0:38:53.840 --> 0:38:58.400
<v Speaker 1>I could hear his pitiful mel's halfway to Geelong. No

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<v Speaker 1>good morning, No welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, Christian, I'm originally from the Motherland and I married

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<v Speaker 12>a girl from Wales and for the last thirty years

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<v Speaker 12>she's referred to the microwave as the poppy ping'.

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<v Speaker 1>It's TV show sesame street language, isn't it the popty ping?

0:39:19.400 --> 0:39:21.120
<v Speaker 1>I quite like it. It's got a cute ring to

0:39:21.320 --> 0:39:23.239
<v Speaker 1>the poppty ping is it? Am I start calling the

0:39:23.280 --> 0:39:26.600
<v Speaker 1>microwave that that's a lovely one. Nol. Thank you very much,

0:39:26.640 --> 0:39:29.720
<v Speaker 1>sure you call. Have a good day. Thank you, Kathy,

0:39:29.800 --> 0:39:30.520
<v Speaker 1>good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning in Christian Patty Jef.

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<v Speaker 1>Very upbeat for story about fevery I like it. So

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<v Speaker 1>they broke into your car? What happened?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, this was a long time ago, back in the

0:39:43.760 --> 0:39:46.560
<v Speaker 5>day of cassettes, and they broke into our car. They

0:39:46.719 --> 0:39:49.880
<v Speaker 5>took all of my cassettes, including my YouTube collection.

0:39:50.160 --> 0:39:53.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh come on, criminals, yep, whole YouTube collection.

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<v Speaker 5>And they left every single one of my husband's cassettes.

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<v Speaker 1>So what what kind of music taste did he have?

0:39:59.680 --> 0:40:01.080
<v Speaker 1>What did he have? Savage guard?

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<v Speaker 5>No, the carpenters.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a hate crime. This is an age's hate crime.

0:40:10.560 --> 0:40:14.600
<v Speaker 1>We're looking for some Irish people. Heterson Kilda. That's where my.

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<v Speaker 5>Great Yeah, so he's never lived it down.

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<v Speaker 12>It was very funny.

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<v Speaker 5>Well I wasn't happy at the time, but it's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Now it is. Kathy, thank you very much for sharing

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<v Speaker 1>the mate. Jeez. Thank you, Katrina, good morning, good morning.

0:40:29.239 --> 0:40:30.400
<v Speaker 2>How are you going?

0:40:30.480 --> 0:40:33.279
<v Speaker 1>Katrina and fanatical on the show now, Katrina wish one

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<v Speaker 1>are you coolling in about mete what was burgled?

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<v Speaker 9>This is the most Melbourne thing ever.

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<v Speaker 4>A year ago I moved into my new apartment and.

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<v Speaker 5>It was about six o'clock in the morning.

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<v Speaker 7>I still had stuff.

0:40:46.239 --> 0:40:47.759
<v Speaker 13>From my car from the movie.

0:40:47.840 --> 0:40:49.600
<v Speaker 14>I still had clothes and booked and all.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorts of things.

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<v Speaker 5>And I went down to the car because I said,

0:40:52.080 --> 0:40:54.960
<v Speaker 5>but for coffee, and I went. When I went down there,

0:40:55.120 --> 0:40:57.080
<v Speaker 5>I found the car is broken into and litoy the

0:40:57.200 --> 0:40:58.160
<v Speaker 5>holysting brokeus.

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<v Speaker 1>The only thing stolen was my packet of beans. Very

0:41:04.480 --> 0:41:05.239
<v Speaker 1>Melbourne crime.

0:41:06.239 --> 0:41:08.440
<v Speaker 5>It was the only thing at that time.

0:41:09.760 --> 0:41:13.160
<v Speaker 9>Cover everything coffee.

0:41:13.320 --> 0:41:15.440
<v Speaker 1>I think it was that Mama trippets I saw yesterday.

0:41:15.800 --> 0:41:18.320
<v Speaker 1>Don't judge her. She needs them more than you. She

0:41:18.400 --> 0:41:20.440
<v Speaker 1>can have all the coffee beans of album. She's got

0:41:20.520 --> 0:41:23.799
<v Speaker 1>three babies. Katrina, thank you very much and cool well.

0:41:23.960 --> 0:41:26.640
<v Speaker 2>Christian Connell's show podcast.

0:41:26.600 --> 0:41:29.160
<v Speaker 1>Christian, you talk about what got stolen, what got left behind.

0:41:29.320 --> 0:41:31.840
<v Speaker 1>My brother used to manage a high tech gadget rental

0:41:31.920 --> 0:41:36.040
<v Speaker 1>shop in the US. They rented out high end cameras, lenses,

0:41:36.080 --> 0:41:39.120
<v Speaker 1>things like that. They got broken into one night no CTTV.

0:41:39.560 --> 0:41:42.480
<v Speaker 1>They had no alarm, but the police just because it

0:41:42.600 --> 0:41:44.600
<v Speaker 1>was Idaho, and it was you in the winter. They

0:41:44.800 --> 0:41:54.480
<v Speaker 1>just followed the thief's footprints. Andrew, that's fantastic, right, We

0:41:54.600 --> 0:41:57.319
<v Speaker 1>need your help. We're making something with you once more.

0:41:57.480 --> 0:42:00.880
<v Speaker 1>In two weeks two days time, the Curnts will go

0:42:01.040 --> 0:42:03.280
<v Speaker 1>up on our very own school play, a high school

0:42:03.320 --> 0:42:06.399
<v Speaker 1>play for you if you never got a speaking role

0:42:06.520 --> 0:42:09.359
<v Speaker 1>in your school play. It's a do over. We are

0:42:09.440 --> 0:42:11.719
<v Speaker 1>making our very own version of Greece. We're setting it

0:42:11.800 --> 0:42:14.479
<v Speaker 1>here in Australia back in the eighties, and we're calling

0:42:14.520 --> 0:42:17.320
<v Speaker 1>it Grouse the musical. Do you want to be in it?

0:42:18.560 --> 0:42:19.719
<v Speaker 4>Grouse is no word.

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<v Speaker 2>Grease is not what you heard.

0:42:22.160 --> 0:42:25.720
<v Speaker 3>It's a bara folly reasons.

0:42:29.520 --> 0:42:35.560
<v Speaker 7>It's not a failure the casting evenish.

0:42:37.520 --> 0:42:40.960
<v Speaker 1>Now this is an auditionless play because that's what you

0:42:41.000 --> 0:42:42.600
<v Speaker 1>have back in the day you while they didn't have.

0:42:43.160 --> 0:42:45.680
<v Speaker 1>You didn't have the sort of couraging you at the

0:42:45.760 --> 0:42:48.239
<v Speaker 1>time to gar up an audition and or seeing if

0:42:48.320 --> 0:42:50.040
<v Speaker 1>you did and I did you maybe you failed it

0:42:50.160 --> 0:42:52.520
<v Speaker 1>like me. So this is a duover makeo of you.

0:42:53.000 --> 0:42:56.239
<v Speaker 1>Two weeks time. It is we really are up against it.

0:42:56.320 --> 0:42:57.840
<v Speaker 1>The plane has been written at the moment by a

0:42:57.960 --> 0:43:01.200
<v Speaker 1>dream team Fiona and Mike hopefully they're. In fact, don't

0:43:01.239 --> 0:43:04.799
<v Speaker 1>listen type monkey's type. Come on, we need your helt.

0:43:04.880 --> 0:43:07.440
<v Speaker 1>We need the script's two weeks, two days time. The

0:43:07.520 --> 0:43:10.040
<v Speaker 1>big thing we really need is you to join us

0:43:10.080 --> 0:43:13.000
<v Speaker 1>and be in him. It isn't about you learning your

0:43:13.080 --> 0:43:15.000
<v Speaker 1>lines off by heart. You can get up there on

0:43:15.080 --> 0:43:17.840
<v Speaker 1>the night and read them, it doesn't matter. It's about

0:43:17.880 --> 0:43:20.320
<v Speaker 1>getting up there enjoying being part of something that actually

0:43:20.640 --> 0:43:22.439
<v Speaker 1>you kind of feel that you missed out on back

0:43:22.480 --> 0:43:25.800
<v Speaker 1>when you were at school. Also, we're just saying you

0:43:25.840 --> 0:43:27.440
<v Speaker 1>can pick your own palm. So if you want to

0:43:27.480 --> 0:43:29.320
<v Speaker 1>be Danny, you want to be Sandy, you want to

0:43:29.360 --> 0:43:30.880
<v Speaker 1>be one the pink ladies, you want to be one

0:43:30.880 --> 0:43:33.520
<v Speaker 1>of the tea birds, just call in now nine four

0:43:33.640 --> 0:43:36.920
<v Speaker 1>one four three sad Jackie boy. What I'm thinking is

0:43:36.960 --> 0:43:39.399
<v Speaker 1>because we had a couple of people saying they want

0:43:39.400 --> 0:43:41.799
<v Speaker 1>to be Sandy, and we've still got quite a few

0:43:41.840 --> 0:43:43.880
<v Speaker 1>Dannies to go, I decide that we're going to have

0:43:44.040 --> 0:43:48.239
<v Speaker 1>five Dannies and five Sandis. Oh we're spreading, yeah? Is

0:43:48.280 --> 0:43:51.680
<v Speaker 1>it good? Spreading the wrist, not the wrists? Spreading spread

0:43:51.719 --> 0:43:53.080
<v Speaker 1>the love, Patsy, That's what I love.

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<v Speaker 4>One person doesn't have to have the whole shoulder on

0:43:55.480 --> 0:43:57.759
<v Speaker 4>their paces. Just a scene of Denny and then you're

0:43:57.840 --> 0:44:00.960
<v Speaker 4>in the limelight, and then another Danny will come in, another.

0:44:00.760 --> 0:44:04.320
<v Speaker 1>And then at the end they all united. Five Sandys

0:44:04.360 --> 0:44:07.279
<v Speaker 1>and five Dannies. Yeah, all right, so do you we

0:44:07.480 --> 0:44:11.120
<v Speaker 1>do need people men, especially here, to step forward. Men.

0:44:11.239 --> 0:44:13.800
<v Speaker 1>He's basically a dance for a family wedding, isn't it.

0:44:14.920 --> 0:44:17.640
<v Speaker 1>Who are the last people to join in? It's us

0:44:17.680 --> 0:44:20.959
<v Speaker 1>repressed men. You either need to be comato semi drunk,

0:44:21.040 --> 0:44:23.120
<v Speaker 1>and no one wants a drunk datter with that guy.

0:44:23.600 --> 0:44:27.239
<v Speaker 1>Or they're like, come on, Dan, has he killed joy day?

0:44:27.360 --> 0:44:30.520
<v Speaker 1>Come on, Marie's husband's coming over. There's always that one

0:44:30.600 --> 0:44:32.440
<v Speaker 1>dadd who joins him way too soon. It is actually

0:44:32.440 --> 0:44:34.800
<v Speaker 1>a good dancing, and all the other dads go. Trust

0:44:34.840 --> 0:44:38.960
<v Speaker 1>that guy showing us up like that. Don't be like that, guys,

0:44:39.080 --> 0:44:42.719
<v Speaker 1>Come on, be Danny. Fine joining a Danny and let

0:44:42.840 --> 0:44:45.600
<v Speaker 1>him out in two weeks time on stage. So, guys,

0:44:45.920 --> 0:44:47.399
<v Speaker 1>do you want to be Danny? Give us a call.

0:44:47.800 --> 0:44:49.399
<v Speaker 1>How many Sandys have we got at the moment?

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<v Speaker 4>We have two Sandy's all right, we got Danny.

0:44:51.960 --> 0:44:54.080
<v Speaker 1>We got three more. We need three more Sandys as

0:44:54.080 --> 0:44:58.239
<v Speaker 1>a shoppingers. We need three Sandys four Danny's. How are

0:44:58.239 --> 0:44:59.320
<v Speaker 1>we doing for the pink ladies.

0:44:59.440 --> 0:45:01.360
<v Speaker 4>We've got a so we've got a kiniki for the

0:45:01.440 --> 0:45:03.120
<v Speaker 4>tea birds. So we can just have a couple of

0:45:03.200 --> 0:45:05.560
<v Speaker 4>other people to fill out the pink ladies and the

0:45:05.600 --> 0:45:05.960
<v Speaker 4>te bird.

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<v Speaker 1>I just way to motivate them, isn't it. Do you

0:45:07.280 --> 0:45:10.960
<v Speaker 1>want to be Ana, be a seat feller, just a stage.

0:45:12.280 --> 0:45:13.720
<v Speaker 4>That everybody's roller is important.

0:45:13.719 --> 0:45:16.560
<v Speaker 1>Everybody we're spreading in love, like Patsy said, nine four

0:45:16.640 --> 0:45:18.759
<v Speaker 1>one four one o four three. Give us a call

0:45:19.040 --> 0:45:21.240
<v Speaker 1>open casting right now, pick a character.

0:45:21.760 --> 0:45:25.480
<v Speaker 2>Carl br you're listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcast.

0:45:25.760 --> 0:45:28.080
<v Speaker 1>The theater is calling you crazy.

0:45:28.160 --> 0:45:28.800
<v Speaker 15>Is no word?

0:45:29.520 --> 0:45:30.960
<v Speaker 1>Is not what you've heard.

0:45:31.239 --> 0:45:34.760
<v Speaker 15>It's a barony, folly reasons.

0:45:38.520 --> 0:45:40.040
<v Speaker 2>It's not a falure.

0:45:40.280 --> 0:45:48.239
<v Speaker 1>The casting even not forget auditions there for losers. That's right,

0:45:48.320 --> 0:45:53.080
<v Speaker 1>Lloyd Webber, you heard me, losers. We will somehow stumble

0:45:53.160 --> 0:45:56.840
<v Speaker 1>uproon the next futureman. We don't need auditions. You can

0:45:56.920 --> 0:45:58.320
<v Speaker 1>just call up and pick your own character.

0:45:59.000 --> 0:46:01.000
<v Speaker 14>I would love to you rouse the musical.

0:46:01.239 --> 0:46:02.160
<v Speaker 1>I'd love a lead role.

0:46:02.200 --> 0:46:03.359
<v Speaker 7>If you're going to give me a lead role.

0:46:03.520 --> 0:46:04.160
<v Speaker 11>A pink lady.

0:46:04.239 --> 0:46:05.960
<v Speaker 5>I'm always going to be like, if it's okay, I

0:46:06.000 --> 0:46:08.400
<v Speaker 5>wouldn't mind being kinicky in the Tea Birds.

0:46:08.600 --> 0:46:10.359
<v Speaker 12>I'd love to be as Danny en Singh.

0:46:10.440 --> 0:46:12.040
<v Speaker 5>I would love to be a pink lady. That's what

0:46:12.160 --> 0:46:13.799
<v Speaker 5>I used to call me last year because I had

0:46:13.880 --> 0:46:15.680
<v Speaker 5>pink hair. It's always dressing kink.

0:46:15.760 --> 0:46:18.759
<v Speaker 7>I'm ready to be actually Daniel, who's going to be

0:46:19.160 --> 0:46:20.760
<v Speaker 7>Danny's slightly nerdier cousin.

0:46:21.360 --> 0:46:23.160
<v Speaker 1>He always get someone that wants to just take it

0:46:23.200 --> 0:46:27.040
<v Speaker 1>off somewhere else. Welcome to Live Radio Friends nine four

0:46:27.120 --> 0:46:28.480
<v Speaker 1>one four four.

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<v Speaker 4>Three said we meant choose your own character of the

0:46:30.840 --> 0:46:33.440
<v Speaker 4>existing characters, not just come up with you guys.

0:46:34.400 --> 0:46:37.040
<v Speaker 1>A a side character, some new spin off thing. They're

0:46:37.080 --> 0:46:40.239
<v Speaker 1>their own movie career. Then they'll just leave us, all right.

0:46:40.360 --> 0:46:42.120
<v Speaker 1>So let's see what do you want to be? We've

0:46:42.120 --> 0:46:45.200
<v Speaker 1>got room. We're gonna have five Danny's think comes up

0:46:45.239 --> 0:46:47.799
<v Speaker 1>in two weeks time, two weeks and two days time.

0:46:48.000 --> 0:46:50.160
<v Speaker 1>Grouse the musical. We got room for a couple of Danny's,

0:46:50.160 --> 0:46:52.279
<v Speaker 1>a cup of Sandy's, some more pink ladies and the

0:46:52.360 --> 0:46:55.640
<v Speaker 1>Tea Birds. Who do you want to be? Rachel? Good morning,

0:46:56.520 --> 0:46:59.960
<v Speaker 1>Good morning, good morning Rachel. Okay, Rachel, you want to

0:47:00.120 --> 0:47:03.560
<v Speaker 1>be on stage and grouse the musical, I certainly do.

0:47:03.719 --> 0:47:05.440
<v Speaker 13>Look, I only did drama in school.

0:47:05.480 --> 0:47:07.000
<v Speaker 10>I was so uncoordinated on the.

0:47:07.000 --> 0:47:08.080
<v Speaker 5>Seat, could never dance.

0:47:09.040 --> 0:47:10.759
<v Speaker 1>You're exactly the kind of person we're looking for.

0:47:10.840 --> 0:47:12.480
<v Speaker 4>You want to talk about dance numbers? Are we going

0:47:12.560 --> 0:47:13.400
<v Speaker 4>to do choreographing?

0:47:13.680 --> 0:47:16.760
<v Speaker 1>There there will be a dance. There will be a dancing.

0:47:16.840 --> 0:47:19.640
<v Speaker 13>You guys, I really want to be Sandy, but the

0:47:19.840 --> 0:47:20.960
<v Speaker 13>enemy is a result.

0:47:23.960 --> 0:47:25.640
<v Speaker 1>Tell you what, tell you what I'm going to do.

0:47:25.760 --> 0:47:31.360
<v Speaker 1>You can be both, okay, audience, Oh yeah, the audience

0:47:31.360 --> 0:47:34.160
<v Speaker 1>are going to be taking notes. Check off.

0:47:36.360 --> 0:47:36.760
<v Speaker 13>Sandy.

0:47:37.000 --> 0:47:40.440
<v Speaker 1>And as we grew up with, we are about a paradox.

0:47:40.520 --> 0:47:42.960
<v Speaker 1>We contain multitude. So yeah, you can be both. You

0:47:43.040 --> 0:47:46.080
<v Speaker 1>can be Sandy and you could also be So first off,

0:47:46.160 --> 0:47:48.160
<v Speaker 1>you'll be one. We're gonna have an interval, and then

0:47:48.200 --> 0:47:49.040
<v Speaker 1>you can come out as.

0:47:53.239 --> 0:47:53.600
<v Speaker 4>Without it.

0:47:54.680 --> 0:47:58.359
<v Speaker 1>You got not one man, two roles. Well, Rachel, all right,

0:47:58.480 --> 0:47:59.879
<v Speaker 1>let's go to Sue.

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<v Speaker 14>Good morning, Sue, mine, Christian, how are you?

0:48:03.120 --> 0:48:05.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm good, Sue, so thank you very much to pick

0:48:05.280 --> 0:48:06.560
<v Speaker 1>up the phone and want to be part of this.

0:48:06.760 --> 0:48:08.520
<v Speaker 1>So do you want to be Sandy. Who do you

0:48:08.560 --> 0:48:08.880
<v Speaker 1>want to be?

0:48:09.680 --> 0:48:13.880
<v Speaker 13>Well, I was thinking of Bye the Burger lady, but

0:48:14.120 --> 0:48:17.480
<v Speaker 13>you don't sort of want that, So I thought Sandy,

0:48:17.640 --> 0:48:20.319
<v Speaker 13>because I've been waiting sixty nine years for this sort

0:48:20.360 --> 0:48:23.480
<v Speaker 13>of thing to happen, And I reckon I'd be great

0:48:23.600 --> 0:48:26.920
<v Speaker 13>as an older version of Sandy, if that would be possible.

0:48:26.960 --> 0:48:30.520
<v Speaker 1>I do not like the word older vintage. Well, well,

0:48:30.640 --> 0:48:32.240
<v Speaker 1>it's kind of evergreen Sandy.

0:48:33.160 --> 0:48:33.719
<v Speaker 13>Evergreen?

0:48:33.960 --> 0:48:41.239
<v Speaker 1>Yes, why Sandy? Why not immortal Sandy? You will be

0:48:41.320 --> 0:48:43.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm naming you now in the script. You'll be known

0:48:43.640 --> 0:48:46.800
<v Speaker 1>as Immortal Sandy. You've lived five hundred lives.

0:48:47.800 --> 0:48:48.680
<v Speaker 13>Yes, that's me.

0:48:49.120 --> 0:48:52.400
<v Speaker 1>Here you go, Okay, I'm running it down script notes.

0:48:52.520 --> 0:48:55.759
<v Speaker 1>Immortal Sandy. It's you, Sue. You've been waiting all these years.

0:48:56.040 --> 0:49:00.560
<v Speaker 1>You're im mortal Sandy. Okay, thanks. Christian Pleasure, wife pleasure.

0:49:00.640 --> 0:49:07.879
<v Speaker 1>My son Adrian coome onh oh, Adrian, do'b be shy?

0:49:08.000 --> 0:49:09.520
<v Speaker 1>Come on, my friend, I knew you were there.

0:49:09.600 --> 0:49:10.279
<v Speaker 4>Come into the spot.

0:49:10.840 --> 0:49:12.560
<v Speaker 1>He's high at the edge of that dance spot. It's

0:49:12.600 --> 0:49:15.960
<v Speaker 1>going to go the toilet. No, no, no, Adrian, are

0:49:16.120 --> 0:49:19.000
<v Speaker 1>you yeah? Now? Who do you want to be? A Danny?

0:49:19.080 --> 0:49:21.120
<v Speaker 1>We need Danny's. We've haven't got one at the moment.

0:49:22.920 --> 0:49:23.080
<v Speaker 14>Yeah.

0:49:23.160 --> 0:49:24.880
<v Speaker 12>Look, i'd like a perfect middle aged Danny.

0:49:25.320 --> 0:49:28.320
<v Speaker 1>Middle aged Danny, Okay, I like that mid age, not

0:49:28.480 --> 0:49:35.040
<v Speaker 1>quite immortal, but getting there, semi mortal Danny. Adrian you're

0:49:35.080 --> 0:49:35.840
<v Speaker 1>in okay.

0:49:37.560 --> 0:49:39.480
<v Speaker 12>Absolutely want to Hey, well you're there.

0:49:39.560 --> 0:49:41.000
<v Speaker 5>I got my son in the car with me on

0:49:41.120 --> 0:49:41.880
<v Speaker 5>the way to college.

0:49:42.120 --> 0:49:44.080
<v Speaker 14>He reckons that you'd make a better Danny than I could.

0:49:44.680 --> 0:49:47.440
<v Speaker 4>Father and Sundawn, Oh my god, this is if you

0:49:47.560 --> 0:49:48.680
<v Speaker 4>build it, they will act.

0:49:49.880 --> 0:49:52.840
<v Speaker 1>I love it. Father and Sun Danny, generations of Danny.

0:49:53.400 --> 0:49:59.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, what's your son's name? Nicholas? Nicholas? Hey, Nicholas.

0:49:59.400 --> 0:50:00.879
<v Speaker 1>So do you want to be in this with dad?

0:50:04.239 --> 0:50:04.840
<v Speaker 1>Do you want to be?

0:50:04.960 --> 0:50:05.000
<v Speaker 7>In?

0:50:05.760 --> 0:50:06.200
<v Speaker 1>My word?

0:50:07.200 --> 0:50:08.480
<v Speaker 4>This feels like opening.

0:50:09.680 --> 0:50:13.000
<v Speaker 1>To be fair webs now laughing at Robbiable auditions. Mumbly

0:50:15.280 --> 0:50:20.239
<v Speaker 1>do you? I'm getting very nervous about Twoey's time. We

0:50:20.280 --> 0:50:21.960
<v Speaker 1>can't even get her on the on a phone call

0:50:22.960 --> 0:50:26.880
<v Speaker 1>the spotlights. I'm on, Jack, Do you want to be

0:50:27.040 --> 0:50:28.239
<v Speaker 1>in the play with your dad?

0:50:30.239 --> 0:50:30.439
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

0:50:30.560 --> 0:50:33.720
<v Speaker 12>I do, definitely like it'll be fun under duress.

0:50:33.760 --> 0:50:36.640
<v Speaker 1>Can we take that all right? We'll see their father

0:50:36.800 --> 0:50:39.200
<v Speaker 1>and son together as Danny's two Danny's.

0:50:40.640 --> 0:50:42.839
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, just spin it up on the night.

0:50:42.960 --> 0:50:45.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know what that's It sounds like it's been agent.

0:50:45.520 --> 0:50:48.960
<v Speaker 1>You know, there's some like robot calls you get Hello, Christian,

0:50:49.040 --> 0:50:56.160
<v Speaker 1>You're what's AI. It's just the future of radio. So

0:50:56.320 --> 0:50:57.160
<v Speaker 1>the bosses putting them through.

0:50:57.440 --> 0:51:01.239
<v Speaker 2>They the Christian Show podcast.

0:51:01.760 --> 0:51:03.759
<v Speaker 1>Christian. Early on the show, you were talking about what

0:51:03.960 --> 0:51:08.040
<v Speaker 1>got left behind, what got taken? We got burgled last

0:51:08.120 --> 0:51:11.799
<v Speaker 1>month they took the flat screen TV off the wall,

0:51:11.920 --> 0:51:14.240
<v Speaker 1>but left behind the brand new one in its box

0:51:14.320 --> 0:51:21.520
<v Speaker 1>that was just next to it. A genius, Matt, amazing scenes.

0:51:21.560 --> 0:51:24.160
<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much. All right, So do you want

0:51:24.200 --> 0:51:26.960
<v Speaker 1>to be in a high school play that you weren't

0:51:27.040 --> 0:51:29.840
<v Speaker 1>in or maybe you did the audition and you didn't

0:51:29.840 --> 0:51:32.640
<v Speaker 1>even get the part for me, or you just didn't

0:51:32.680 --> 0:51:34.360
<v Speaker 1>have the nerve at the time, because we all developed

0:51:34.360 --> 0:51:36.839
<v Speaker 1>at different times. So we're doing giving you a do over.

0:51:36.920 --> 0:51:38.759
<v Speaker 1>It's a very own music coalse. In two weeks time

0:51:38.840 --> 0:51:41.560
<v Speaker 1>curtain goes up. You can be reading your line or

0:51:41.719 --> 0:51:43.960
<v Speaker 1>lines from a piece of paper. It doesn't matter. It's

0:51:44.040 --> 0:51:45.880
<v Speaker 1>just about taking part and getting to do what you

0:51:45.960 --> 0:51:47.880
<v Speaker 1>didn't do when you were a kid. We're doing our

0:51:47.880 --> 0:51:50.719
<v Speaker 1>own version of Greece. It's called Grouse sit here in

0:51:50.800 --> 0:51:57.359
<v Speaker 1>Australia in the eighties, no auditions. Pick your own part nine,

0:51:57.480 --> 0:51:58.560
<v Speaker 1>what can possibly go right?

0:52:00.040 --> 0:52:00.239
<v Speaker 2>Four?

0:52:00.239 --> 0:52:02.560
<v Speaker 1>One four one O four three Pick your own part,

0:52:02.920 --> 0:52:04.560
<v Speaker 1>Jackie boy? What have we got so far?

0:52:04.880 --> 0:52:09.040
<v Speaker 4>From my estimates? We've got three Sandys, three Danny's, two Rizzos,

0:52:09.120 --> 0:52:11.880
<v Speaker 4>one Kiniki and a couple of generic pink ladies.

0:52:12.000 --> 0:52:13.239
<v Speaker 1>This is what happens when Jack and I are in

0:52:13.280 --> 0:52:15.240
<v Speaker 1>changed for a drum production. We turn it into a takeaway.

0:52:16.719 --> 0:52:19.000
<v Speaker 4>Were willing to have five Sandis and five days.

0:52:19.000 --> 0:52:22.080
<v Speaker 1>That's what we're building. Okay, let's good to Mark. Now,

0:52:22.160 --> 0:52:24.600
<v Speaker 1>could we have another Danny? Let's find out Mark. Are

0:52:24.680 --> 0:52:26.480
<v Speaker 1>you Danny number four? Yeah?

0:52:26.520 --> 0:52:28.440
<v Speaker 14>I'd love to be Danny number four? Thank you very much.

0:52:28.680 --> 0:52:30.719
<v Speaker 1>So what happened back at school? Did you try out

0:52:30.760 --> 0:52:32.319
<v Speaker 1>for the school play? What happened Mark?

0:52:32.960 --> 0:52:35.239
<v Speaker 14>I'm in grade five put on a class production and

0:52:35.320 --> 0:52:38.279
<v Speaker 14>Peter Pan and the teacher wanted to make sure that

0:52:38.440 --> 0:52:40.920
<v Speaker 14>everyone has happened to do so they got to me

0:52:41.040 --> 0:52:42.760
<v Speaker 14>and they said, well you can meet and the study

0:52:42.840 --> 0:52:43.799
<v Speaker 14>for Pirate number two.

0:52:44.760 --> 0:52:48.600
<v Speaker 4>Oh no, God forbid, we try and go on that

0:52:48.680 --> 0:52:49.400
<v Speaker 4>pirate number two.

0:52:52.400 --> 0:52:56.440
<v Speaker 14>But the upside was was that after lunch, when when

0:52:57.960 --> 0:53:00.320
<v Speaker 14>we were all sparsd to do in class, then I

0:53:00.440 --> 0:53:02.359
<v Speaker 14>got given the affon off to sit there and lead

0:53:02.400 --> 0:53:04.440
<v Speaker 14>him practice his two lines.

0:53:04.080 --> 0:53:06.319
<v Speaker 1>So that it's hard. It's hard. I think you're going

0:53:06.400 --> 0:53:12.319
<v Speaker 1>to say he suffered an accent lunchtime. Then all right,

0:53:12.360 --> 0:53:15.279
<v Speaker 1>Markey Bore, you're Danny number four. Thank you very much,

0:53:15.480 --> 0:53:20.280
<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much. Pleasure Mark. Let's get to Vicky here. Vicky, Hello,

0:53:20.600 --> 0:53:22.560
<v Speaker 1>how are we good? Vicky? So you want to be

0:53:22.600 --> 0:53:23.800
<v Speaker 1>in Grouse the musical?

0:53:24.600 --> 0:53:27.360
<v Speaker 5>I would love to. And I was thinking of the

0:53:27.480 --> 0:53:30.960
<v Speaker 5>original Sandy was an Ozzie that went to America.

0:53:31.160 --> 0:53:33.920
<v Speaker 9>So I can be a Kiwi that I came to Australia.

0:53:34.400 --> 0:53:38.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh I like that, very original angle. I like that. Yes,

0:53:38.440 --> 0:53:42.960
<v Speaker 1>fishell of water story. Yes, yes, Vicky, you can be

0:53:43.120 --> 0:53:49.239
<v Speaker 1>Sandy a Kiwi Sandy welcome. All right, all right, news

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<v Speaker 1>on the way.

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<v Speaker 1>you hell, what an outrage two doors ninety nine. That's

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<v Speaker 1>some incredation as he meant to earn money, don't phone in.

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<v Speaker 1>After years of speculation on the streets, After years of speculation,

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<v Speaker 1>the makers of Sesame Street are forced to release a

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<v Speaker 1>statement about and Ernie and Ernie are not getting married.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't have any sexual orientation because they are puppets.

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<v Speaker 1>What a time to be alive.

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<v Speaker 4>My cousin, when he was a teenager, got and Ernie tattoo,

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<v Speaker 4>not realizing that it might have been a symbol for

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<v Speaker 4>the gay community.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know what's though, But they're saying is they're

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<v Speaker 1>just puppets. I know that, right, okay to adapt it?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So on the time of today, we're looking

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<v Speaker 1>for your sesame street movies, your sesame street movies. Best

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<v Speaker 1>ones gets to go to river dance, all right, sesame

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<v Speaker 1>street movies. I spits on your Grover Gold. Oh, one

0:55:46.960 --> 0:55:52.120
<v Speaker 1>of those rival puppets. Oh, those annoying drama students. That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you know where they're buried. Muppet cemetery, Silver,

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<v Speaker 1>Dr Bunsen honeyed you. I shrunk the kid Bronze, nightmare

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<v Speaker 1>on Elmo Street Gold and the Burtlocker Gold. Alright, I'd

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<v Speaker 1>watch that, Jackie boy. What have you got, sesame street movies?

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<v Speaker 1>I have Berth on a wire. Oh and wire's very good. Gold.

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<v Speaker 4>Elmo and Louise.

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<v Speaker 1>Also gold.

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<v Speaker 4>The three puppeteers not so gold.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my pet Land Bronze.

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<v Speaker 4>And Ernie to the center of the Earth, to the

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<v Speaker 4>center of this.

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<v Speaker 1>Gold as well. All right, what have you got then,

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<v Speaker 1>sesame street movies? Text them to me over seventy five

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<v Speaker 1>three one oh four three carl A Breger, No, you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Listening to the Christian O'carls Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>That's mark Today's time waster the Western Show. You got

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<v Speaker 1>double Bass to go and see rivet NTS which is back.

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<v Speaker 1>You go and see it next year. Here Easter and

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<v Speaker 1>Marcot Correna. Tickets are on sound now at Ticketek on

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<v Speaker 1>National Sesame Street Day, then we are looking for your

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<v Speaker 1>Sesame Street movie. Jack, you ready to mark them.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's hit the straight.

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<v Speaker 1>I like kids finding Eat Eat the bet ding ding

0:57:09.520 --> 0:57:12.760
<v Speaker 1>ding ding ding this little remix of doing live finding

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<v Speaker 1>it Elmo Gold, They didn't know I screwed that up.

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<v Speaker 1>Well covered and crouch hog Day Gold, very good, Sarah

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<v Speaker 1>Weekend at Ernie's Gold times one thousands, Jack times one thousand.

0:57:29.280 --> 0:57:31.840
<v Speaker 1>That's so many that I've seen at that one Cookie

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<v Speaker 1>Monster House, Silver, Angry Birds, all those rumors about me

0:57:37.320 --> 0:57:45.400
<v Speaker 1>and Ernie Gold, two guys having fun, grouching Tiger hidden

0:57:45.480 --> 0:57:51.880
<v Speaker 1>Dragon God very good throw menomena from the train silvera No,

0:57:52.000 --> 0:57:55.320
<v Speaker 1>that was it? Gold for Snuffy the Vampire Slayer Gold

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<v Speaker 1>one flew Grover the Cuckoo's Nest, Gold Driving Miss Piggy Bronze,

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<v Speaker 1>Ernie scissor Hands. That funny, but it is Ernie scissor

0:58:11.840 --> 0:58:14.160
<v Speaker 1>Hands is so good. Chris went on, Elmo, What you

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<v Speaker 1>did last summer silbub Gonzo and sixty seconds silbump and

0:58:18.400 --> 0:58:21.360
<v Speaker 1>catch me if you trash Can Gold. All right, there's

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<v Speaker 1>some very good ones there, but who were give a

0:58:23.080 --> 0:58:24.520
<v Speaker 1>mess and showed who's off the ribondance.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's go for Grashog Day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well done.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I know we've moved on from mark of them, but sir,

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<v Speaker 1>last minute entries for sesame Street movies, silence of the

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<v Speaker 1>cans sture and the importance of being Ernie Gold. That deserved,

0:58:42.560 --> 0:58:53.760
<v Speaker 1>that deserved the ric the theater is calling you. Two

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<v Speaker 1>weeks time, two weeks and two days time, two curns

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<v Speaker 1>up on our musical. It's a school musical, high school music.

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<v Speaker 1>Grouse and musical set here in the eighties while we

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<v Speaker 1>doing this. It is for you. If you didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>a speaking role, a proper role that you deserve back

0:59:08.360 --> 0:59:10.920
<v Speaker 1>in the day at school, you can have your say,

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<v Speaker 1>You can have your precious lines on stage in our

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<v Speaker 1>musical in two weeks time. Grouse the musical. There are

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<v Speaker 1>no auditions. We had them back in the day. They

0:59:20.680 --> 0:59:23.680
<v Speaker 1>were intimidating for people. I felt mine lost, you failed yours.

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<v Speaker 1>You do're not getting non speaking parts at tables and

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<v Speaker 1>doors and the wind. There have been no auditions. We're

0:59:28.920 --> 0:59:32.160
<v Speaker 1>letting people just called up and pick some people even

0:59:32.200 --> 0:59:35.840
<v Speaker 1>inventing their own side character. Whatever doesn't matter. It's all

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<v Speaker 1>grouse so Jack at the moment we were aiming. By

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<v Speaker 1>the way, Yeah, five Dannies and five Sandies is what

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<v Speaker 1>we need. Yeah, when you open the program book, next

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<v Speaker 1>hefty pamphlet.

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<v Speaker 4>We've got so far four Sandies, four Dennis, two Rizzos,

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<v Speaker 4>one Kiniki, two pink ladies. So we're looking for a

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<v Speaker 4>couple more tea birds.

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<v Speaker 1>And of course, so yesterday we played a song that

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<v Speaker 1>ac We've been written by one of you guys and

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<v Speaker 1>recorded over the weekend. We have the best listeners, right

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<v Speaker 1>I do you write funny funny jokes every day? For

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<v Speaker 1>the time? Wastersky called Bobby that really wants to be

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<v Speaker 1>in this. Didn't get to sing at school. He's got

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<v Speaker 1>great voice and he wants to be a Danny. He

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<v Speaker 1>is obviously going to be a Danny. And he wrote

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<v Speaker 1>this song when he heard that we're setting this in

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<v Speaker 1>the eighties. It's grousey musical. He wrote the song of

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<v Speaker 1>the weekend, recorded it himself and sent it into us. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a key part in this where there's a line

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<v Speaker 1>about a seagull that's right tom on the show, probably

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<v Speaker 1>going to be the big star turn in this play,

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<v Speaker 1>which is why we will it will be the only

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<v Speaker 1>audition we have because we have to make sure this

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<v Speaker 1>goes to a talented voice artist who can actually her

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<v Speaker 1>there is actually become the seagull. But first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>just enjoy this hopelessly devoted to Booze.

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<v Speaker 8>I know, I'm just a.

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<v Speaker 7>Blow who's flip flopped, lost my phone and my eski.

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<v Speaker 2>Too, But mate, can't you see that seagull nicked my

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<v Speaker 2>goon sack to.

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<v Speaker 15>I'm hope blessly devoted.

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<v Speaker 12>To Booze.

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<v Speaker 15>Now Mustard, he's gonna drive since you took my last

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<v Speaker 15>goldy oh man, I'm so blue. I'm hopelessly devoted to

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<v Speaker 15>boo I'm hopelessly devoted.

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<v Speaker 14>To Booth.

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<v Speaker 1>Who this is gonna be a house jays, I'm well enough.

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<v Speaker 15>I'm hopelessly devoted.

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<v Speaker 1>To Wow that throws shades on anything that sucker Lenny

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<v Speaker 1>Bernstein could ever write that is so good. However, tomorrow

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<v Speaker 1>open auditions, are you going to be this seagull that

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<v Speaker 1>will be in this beautiful, beautiful emotional song. But mate,

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<v Speaker 1>can't you see.

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<v Speaker 2>That seagull nicked my gooon?

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<v Speaker 1>Sa? This is gonna be the show stopper this on

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<v Speaker 1>the performance, and then there's a moment for comedy, because

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<v Speaker 1>there must be comedy in this planned comedy, not the

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<v Speaker 1>unintentional stuff. We're going to get where someone can actually

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<v Speaker 1>are they getting sweeping in on fate wings?

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<v Speaker 4>No whole seagull costume.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think we can get that from the costumery

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<v Speaker 1>here providing all the com I think we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>need someone to actually make a costume outfit. So if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to do what would you need seamstress seamstress Taylor?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, dress made and how they.

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<v Speaker 1>Because they need some of that they have onto We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna it will.

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<v Speaker 4>Need some inn you know who? We need people who

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<v Speaker 4>have done that birdman.

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<v Speaker 1>Leftover wings? Have you got discarded wings in a lock

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<v Speaker 1>up somewhere one of those big yellow storage companies somewhere?

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<v Speaker 1>So tomorrow open editions? Could you be this ego?

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<v Speaker 2>Christ Yeah? Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast