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Speaker 1: This is gem Nation with jes.

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Speaker 2: Shocking news about what's to come with the state of

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Speaker 2: the world. Oh good, we've had COVID. Yes, it looks

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Speaker 2: like monkey pox is the new fear.

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Speaker 3: Look, it's not a fear. There's two hundred cases around

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Speaker 3: the world.

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Speaker 2: But let me just say the words Australia monkey pox.

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Speaker 3: Okay, but it's not as what's a airborardvis?

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Speaker 2: What's the year we're in now?

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Speaker 3: Twenty twenty two?

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Speaker 2: Did you know that the movie Planet of the Apes

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Speaker 2: is set in twenty twenty nine?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: Is it really set in twenty twenty nine?

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Speaker 3: The future?

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Speaker 2: The monkeys are taking over.

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Speaker 3: This is the start of it.

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Speaker 2: So here's the plot. I've had to print out the plot.

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Speaker 2: I'm reading it because I've struggled with I struggle with you.

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Speaker 3: You never got a Planet of the Apes.

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Speaker 2: In twenty twenty nine, aboard the United States Air Force

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Speaker 2: Station space Station Oberon Leo Davidson. That's what's his face

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Speaker 2: closely with apes who are trained for space missions. Ye

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Speaker 2: empty the poo bags and things. His favorite ape coworker

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Speaker 2: is called Pericles. With a deadly electro magnetic storm approaching

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Speaker 2: the station, a small space pod piloted by Pericles is

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Speaker 2: used to probe the storm. Pericles pod heads into the

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Speaker 2: storm and disappears. Looks like, you don't know this, Now

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Speaker 2: you're refreshing. Leo takes a second pod and finds Pericles.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Pericles are someone's going to empty the gutters.

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Speaker 2: Entering the storm, Leo loses contact with the Oberon and

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Speaker 2: in five O two one five twenty one AD that's

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Speaker 2: more than where we are now, Hangary, he crashes on

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Speaker 2: the planet. So in the few he crashes in the future,

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Speaker 2: So the movie begins in twenty twenty nine. He goes

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Speaker 2: into a storm and crashes into the future and learns

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Speaker 2: learns that the world's ruled by apes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's because of Pericles. Why, because Pericles went

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Speaker 3: to the planet of the Ape. I was about to

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Speaker 3: say it would take a long time for an ape

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Speaker 3: to evolve from now, from twenty twenty two to twenty twenty.

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Speaker 2: Mine, so it was a natural evolution. But then they

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Speaker 2: assumed that we'd have chimpanzee co workers in seven years time.

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Speaker 3: Have you seen generation?

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Speaker 2: Why right at the minute he gets the monkey pops,

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Speaker 2: we've all had it.

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Speaker 3: Look, I know you never understood Planet of the Apes,

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Speaker 3: but you do know how it all works out?

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Speaker 2: So and he goes into the future. He finds himself

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Speaker 2: in the future.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but he doesn't run of the ape. He leaves

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Speaker 3: the space station to go and get Pericles.

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Speaker 2: And kisses an ape. Okay, you're running, he does, doesn't

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Speaker 2: He tell me he does.

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Speaker 3: But you're running way too far ahead of yourself. He

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Speaker 3: lands on the Planet of the Apes, and for some

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Speaker 3: reason he gets caught by the apes and they put

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Speaker 3: this thing around his throat and he can't talk, or

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Speaker 3: something gets hit in the throat and he can't talk.

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Speaker 3: But then there's a point where he does talk.

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Speaker 1: Do you sticking taj off me? You damn dirty ape?

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Speaker 3: And the orchestra's there following him around.

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Speaker 4: But what happens there, Well, all he's doing the whole

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Speaker 4: time he's there. He wants to get back to twenty

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Speaker 4: twenty nine. He wants to get back to his own time.

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Speaker 4: He wants to get back to Earth. But then at

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Speaker 4: the end of Planet of the Apes, he discovers, as

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Speaker 4: he's going on the beach, the statue.

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Speaker 3: Of Liberty popping out of the sand.

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Speaker 1: You know this, Oh my god, my god, I'm all

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Speaker 1: all the time. He finally really did it, didn't you?

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Speaker 3: Oh man, you blow up?

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Speaker 2: Could the monkeys.

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Speaker 3: Blow it up? The stupid man? God damn you?

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Speaker 1: You know all this?

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Speaker 2: So who blew it up?

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Speaker 3: The people that live on earth, the people that run

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Speaker 3: the place. Now, lucky we don't have such problems.

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Speaker 2: And so the people we blew it up and then

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Speaker 2: took over.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they evolved into Well look, actually they didn't evolve

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Speaker 3: that much because all they could do they didn't have

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Speaker 3: an internal combustion engine. They drove around horse and carts,

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Speaker 3: and they wore the leather. So I'm just saying, like, monkeys,

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Speaker 3: get your act together. It took you four thousand years.

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Speaker 3: We came up with the internal combustion. Like, look at

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Speaker 3: where we are now.

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Speaker 2: My point is we've got monkey pocks. And in seven

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Speaker 2: years time, that's when Planet of the Apes is set.

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Speaker 2: When he sets off exactly, do you hear what I'm

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Speaker 2: saying I do.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna have Chelton Heston yelling at us.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I put that thing on his throat to stop

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Speaker 2: him talking to He didn't that movie it was yell

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Speaker 2: and we're a loin cloth.

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Speaker 3: And now you've been you're obsessed with Charlton Heston's character

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Speaker 3: kissing one of the apes from the apes the doctor

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Speaker 3: is she an ape?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: No, actually she's a chimpanzee, because he got the apes.

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Speaker 2: Of the chimpanzee and with some baddies in some goodies.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently. But there were sort of racial overtones as well,

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Speaker 3: which is solidly a little bit not politically correctly.

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Speaker 2: So the chimps that's sort of Jane Goodall and the

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Speaker 2: apes are Diane Fossy in the mist is an ape

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Speaker 2: of gorilla. I don't know, but he's kissing one because

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Speaker 2: he's leaving the footage of it now I'm looking at

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Speaker 2: the picture.

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Speaker 3: But it's not what you think. It wasn't like a

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Speaker 3: big scene, wasn't it. It was more of a big

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Speaker 3: scene with Mark Warlbury scene.

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Speaker 2: He kissed Helene Bottom and she was made to look

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Speaker 2: like more of an attractive monkey.

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Speaker 3: We want a good look at.

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Speaker 2: So she had good hair, face.

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Speaker 3: But but it wasn't she didn't present to him.

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Speaker 2: So did the kissing lead to something? Why would someone

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Speaker 2: who's been on a space station have been starved of

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Speaker 2: affection just kiss because he's.

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Speaker 3: Got a look at the girl he's with. He's got

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Speaker 3: a girl as well in the loincloth.

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Speaker 2: So what does he kiss the monkey? How insulted would

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Speaker 2: you be if you're an attractive girl in a loin class?

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Speaker 2: She says, I'm just going over here.

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Speaker 3: For a just so we can clear this up. The

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Speaker 3: reason he kissed the doctor because he was leaving to

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Speaker 3: get back to Earth.

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Speaker 2: Doctor like to kiss you goodbye, all right, but you're

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Speaker 2: so damned ugly.

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Speaker 3: And then kissing no presenting, no presenting, And then he

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Speaker 3: discovers that Earth is in fact what he's on at

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Speaker 3: the moment in the future, and man blew it all

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Speaker 3: to hell.

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Speaker 2: And then the Mark Wahlberg one, Is it just a kiss? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: closed mouth kiss that had more romantic overtones, didn't it?

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, because it was the future.

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Speaker 2: I'm looking at the picture. Charlt Hester's mouth is very closed,

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Speaker 2: but she looks a bit full of yearning.

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Speaker 3: Well, there's a lot of prosthetics there, okay.

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Speaker 2: For him, so many questions.

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Speaker 3: A kistena or a chimpanzee. Can we put that baby

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Speaker 3: to bed down?

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Speaker 1: That's what he said,