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Speaker 1: Wake up with Jonesy and Amanda.

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Speaker 2: Jim Dolland has been working harder than Amanda's son's making

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Speaker 2: her a macaroni necklace for Mother's Day. I hope that

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Speaker 2: it'll cook it again. Jack, you don't need to cook it,

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Speaker 2: just get the string, put it through the hole. I'll

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Speaker 2: be happy.

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Speaker 1: And he's come up with this, Jimbo. As we make

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Speaker 1: our way out of these COVID woods, people are adapting

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Speaker 1: to this so called new normal. Have you been paying?

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Speaker 1: Attention makes its return? But how Comedian Kitty Flannaget explained,

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Speaker 1: how is that actually going to work?

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Speaker 2: Well? I have to say it's the most professional of

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Speaker 2: home kind of studio things ever.

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Speaker 1: First of all, they dropped so much equipment at your door.

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Speaker 2: Can I ask you this, kiddy, because I'm doing it

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Speaker 2: a couple of weeks, did you have to set the

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Speaker 2: equipment up yourself? Because that would give me anxiety?

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Speaker 1: Amanda anxiety.

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Speaker 2: I dropped off a pen and paper at Amanda's house

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Speaker 2: and she couldn't set that up.

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Speaker 1: I'm not optimistic about this. Speaking of adapting, necessity is

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Speaker 1: the mother of all invention. Drive through strip clubs also

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Speaker 1: serve fried chicken, and this is great drive through strip clubs.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea how that would work.

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Speaker 2: One wonders.

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Speaker 1: A little Lucky Devil lounge order be yes, I would

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Speaker 1: like a three piece feed and traditional pole dance. Thank

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Speaker 1: you for the for the for the pole dance or

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Speaker 1: the meal. Any nuggets? No, no, you don't.

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Speaker 2: Want to see nuggets.

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Speaker 1: I was at La Girls one night.

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Speaker 2: I saw nuggets.

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Speaker 1: Who's looking forward to the voice returning Jonesy shurees.

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Speaker 2: Whatever.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, Okay, hitch ike to the end of

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Speaker 1: the US. It's amazing. I'm saying, you look and the

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Speaker 1: hell out of it. It's been done. Let's move on.

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Speaker 1: If I was a judge and saying, okay, next, where's

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Speaker 1: a novelty song? Next? My old man? Yes, you're going through.

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Speaker 2: After suffering a brain injury from not wearing a helmet

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Speaker 2: in a motorcycle accident, it's only natural that eighties movie

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Speaker 2: star Gary Boosey would host Gary Boosey Pet Judd, a

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Speaker 2: show where Gary presides over pet related grievances.

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Speaker 1: Here is this is a snippet. The case before him

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Speaker 1: is a hotel owner who was surprised and horrified by

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Speaker 1: one of the guests who brought in a box of snakes. Well,

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Speaker 1: he's got a great point there, and the shiner says,

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Speaker 1: those snakes allowed. That's keep some out. I understand your honor,

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Speaker 1: but I just want to point out that he never,

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Speaker 1: until arriving at the hotel, said that he was going

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Speaker 1: to be bringing snakes with him. Not great. You see, judges,

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Speaker 1: and his hair looks like he's got a wig on backwards.

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Speaker 1: It's the most deranged thing I've seen. I'm looking forward

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Speaker 1: to the case to w e Coyote versus mister r Runner.

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Speaker 1: Look out, well, the baddest man on the planet, Mike

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Speaker 1: Tyson is getting back in the ring. You may have

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Speaker 1: seen him beating the hell out of his sparring partner.

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Speaker 2: He's having a sparring session.

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Speaker 1: It's sitting in a spa. No, it's with his sparring partner.

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Speaker 1: Mike Tyson's in a that'd be nice. Is that a

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Speaker 1: living room story that we can do? Can we do that?

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Speaker 1: I'd like to see that. I've got a greasy tea

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Speaker 1: keep an ear out for that one. This has been

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Speaker 1: Jimbo's Jimmyjabber, thank you, Jimmy D. Jonesy and Amanda ws

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