WEBVTT - FULL: High On Life 0:00:01.120 --> 0:00:02.040 Got anything dead. 0:00:02.680 --> 0:00:09.080 Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:10.000 --> 0:00:11.680 Good morning Jack, Good morning guys. 0:00:12.119 --> 0:00:15.160 I can BALLI see Patsy with all the. 0:00:15.240 --> 0:00:16.760 Parents surrounding her. 0:00:17.680 --> 0:00:21.520 Oh my god, I can't see with the flash of 0:00:21.520 --> 0:00:23.280 all the marles. What's going on? Showbies. 0:00:25.120 --> 0:00:26.759 I had a lovely dinner last night. 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:29.440 You guys, can you just give us some space please? 0:00:29.480 --> 0:00:35.760 Celebrities have rights too, they are humans like us. TMZ 0:00:36.120 --> 0:00:37.239 CNN for you. 0:00:37.400 --> 0:00:38.839 Right, take a number now. 0:00:38.880 --> 0:00:40.840 I had a lovely dinner last night for a dear 0:00:40.880 --> 0:00:43.680 friend of mine, Lisa Baron, who's a fashion designer in 0:00:43.720 --> 0:00:48.720 Melbourne and she's launching her latest range for Melbourne Fashion Week. 0:00:48.960 --> 0:00:50.000 Is coming me too. 0:00:50.040 --> 0:00:54.000 I've got my latest range of dad semi fleeces coming 0:00:54.240 --> 0:00:55.840 two weeks time for a fashion months. 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:03.720 Wear them every night. Yeah, we need to do some more. 0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:06.280 I noticed that when my daughter was packing up stuff, 0:01:06.319 --> 0:01:08.800 she packed my pair of those dad pats. She went, oh, 0:01:08.800 --> 0:01:12.080 these are kind of ironic. I can wear them ironic 0:01:12.200 --> 0:01:18.720 for me, there's italics when I wear them. Ironically. I 0:01:18.800 --> 0:01:21.240 look at these things because a dad wears them. 0:01:23.319 --> 0:01:24.400 Yes, So it was a lovely night. 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:27.920 It was about fifty or sixty really, inspirational women in 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:29.760 the room. We had a lovely dinner at the Langham. 0:01:29.800 --> 0:01:31.679 Thank you Andre and team. It was lovely. 0:01:31.800 --> 0:01:34.040 Have you just got a sweet there there? 0:01:34.080 --> 0:01:34.240 Now? 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:36.319 I don't have my normal sweet please the Giants she's 0:01:36.360 --> 0:01:37.280 just renamed it now. 0:01:38.040 --> 0:01:39.720 You know, at the end of used to be Sale 0:01:39.760 --> 0:01:42.200 of the Century there used to be all there and 0:01:42.240 --> 0:01:50.840 they'd say chooses to stay at the Langham, Melbourne, But no. 0:01:51.000 --> 0:01:52.200 Lisa is an amazing woman. 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:57.040 She's so inspirational and she's so like really you know, 0:01:57.120 --> 0:01:58.720 puts other women up on a pedestal. 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:00.280 And it was a celebration of her. 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:03.200 And she's helped me so much with the podcast in 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:05.520 putting me in contact with a lot of women as well. 0:02:05.600 --> 0:02:08.320 So she's she's fabulous and it was just so lovely 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:09.680 to celebrate her last night. 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:10.639 It was well deserving. 0:02:10.840 --> 0:02:12.799 I tell you what, you you don't have to get 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:15.080 out about Patsy. I don't know. We get the energy 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:18.560 from it goes by seriously where you're not at some 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:20.680 sort of power women function. 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:21.919 I love it. 0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:25.519 I love three am the next morning. It is pretty incredible. 0:02:25.639 --> 0:02:27.959 Ty your time to I think she's on something as well, 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:32.079 not you are whatever it is it's working because as 0:02:32.120 --> 0:02:33.920 a gloater, but you are on the gear. 0:02:33.800 --> 0:02:35.560 When you get to that stage of celebrity and. 0:02:36.000 --> 0:02:38.040 What someone would say high right now. 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:39.680 There'll be headlines. 0:02:39.800 --> 0:02:44.560 No I am not. Guys, don't let this be the 0:02:44.680 --> 0:02:45.560 thing you talk about. 0:02:45.840 --> 0:02:49.639 Perhaps is problem, I'm high on life, thank you. 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:51.840 That's all they get is you saying I'm high. Be 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:53.400 careful what you say to them. 0:02:53.440 --> 0:02:58.320 Perhaps the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:02:58.600 --> 0:03:00.680 Now, Jackie Boy, at the end of years show, you've 0:03:00.680 --> 0:03:03.280 got an incoming message from your wife saying that almost 0:03:03.320 --> 0:03:05.520 three ye odds on Gordon wasn't very well. 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:08.080 Yes, apparently he's sick only when I'm not at the house, 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:11.079 because when I got back home again, he seemed fine. 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:12.640 And this is what happened on Monday night. 0:03:12.720 --> 0:03:14.280 We used to have a lot of this, right there. 0:03:14.360 --> 0:03:15.799 Used to be a lot of the girls would be 0:03:15.840 --> 0:03:17.800 able to get a day of sick a lot easier 0:03:17.960 --> 0:03:21.080 with my wife. I come back and there suddenly be 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:25.280 the powers of recovery. I'm huge, And then so we 0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:28.080 go what an hour ago they were really really not 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:30.639 very well. This is suddenly in the door opening and 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:33.760 Dad coming home and the noise and cows would be there. 0:03:33.840 --> 0:03:36.400 Yes, So Banker said, oh, he's just really cuddly today. 0:03:36.800 --> 0:03:38.760 I'm going to keep him home. Can you look after 0:03:38.840 --> 0:03:41.200 him this afternoon while I'm out and then I go home. 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:43.600 He's not cuddling at all. He's bouncing your total boy 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:47.880 energy mode. And he always is like pulling stuff apart, Like, 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:50.440 but why do boys want to just break test and 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:51.240 break everything? 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:54.600 My sister has four boys, right, and two of them 0:03:54.600 --> 0:03:56.360 are the same age as my daughters, And so over 0:03:56.400 --> 0:03:59.480 the years, whenever we used to meet up girls, just 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:02.400 my also will be okay just to sit and watch something. 0:04:02.440 --> 0:04:04.040 You could stick it to our movie on and could 0:04:04.080 --> 0:04:07.200 watch it with them. For boys, right, just like ripping 0:04:07.280 --> 0:04:10.000 hold of stuff and just he changed and suddenly wize 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:13.040 why they unscrewed the TV. And then they wouldn't even 0:04:13.080 --> 0:04:14.800 know why they've done it when you asked him why 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:17.440 they would go what else is there to do? 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:20.800 That's that's totally He fell around the house like either 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:23.279 pulling stuff apart or putting things that don't belong in 0:04:23.320 --> 0:04:23.960 the bin in the bin. 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:27.560 So I gotta get it is a fun game. 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:29.600 Though eventually I get to the point where I go 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:31.279 all right, we've got to get out of the house. 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:33.240 And all I could think of was we had a 0:04:33.279 --> 0:04:35.479 guy texted on the show on Monday and said, when 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:37.760 he takes his grandson out looking for something to do, 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:40.880 he takes into Bunnings because it's just so distracting and 0:04:40.880 --> 0:04:41.640 they do love it there. 0:04:42.000 --> 0:04:45.039 You think about it's a kind of Disneyland. It's it's 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:47.919 very big and there's a lot of sort of things 0:04:47.960 --> 0:04:48.360 going on. 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:50.280 There got a playground, have they? 0:04:51.279 --> 0:04:54.360 Our local one doesn't have a does, but he just 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:55.680 loves honestly getting what is it? 0:04:55.720 --> 0:04:57.160 What do you mean that Bunning's playground? 0:04:57.200 --> 0:04:59.120 You're like a little place into things, you know, with 0:04:59.640 --> 0:05:03.120 climb frames and stuff that you know, like you'd see it. 0:05:03.120 --> 0:05:04.880 Make sure that isn't just timber and stuff like that 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:07.160 you can buy there that the old bug eyed locals 0:05:07.160 --> 0:05:09.839 where you live use as, oh they've got a playground. No, 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:11.120 those are just the shells. 0:05:11.680 --> 0:05:13.320 Now, it's like a proper playground. 0:05:13.520 --> 0:05:19.040 That the swings. That's the one that the ones that 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:23.159 have a cafe usually that's one of the smaller ones. 0:05:23.160 --> 0:05:26.039 But they do have the kids trolleys, which he loves. 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:28.680 So it's like a normal shopping trolley. But shrunk down 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:32.000 to the kids size, and then he goes around knocking 0:05:32.040 --> 0:05:34.200 stuff into his trolley. And so we were playing the 0:05:34.240 --> 0:05:35.880 game all through the aisles yesterday. 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:38.400 To hang on a minute, you took a sick child 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:45.600 to buy tell you you are a super spreader years ago. 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:49.440 If the roner comes back, we know Bason zero is 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:51.120 you and yourself. 0:05:51.200 --> 0:05:53.360 If you saw the vibrancy of this boy, you would 0:05:53.360 --> 0:05:57.760 not little palls all over all the stuff that buds are, screws, 0:05:57.800 --> 0:06:01.440 the now anything at his height, he touched everything. 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:02.960 Everywhere. 0:06:04.839 --> 0:06:06.719 It can't help it. Every new thing you get to 0:06:07.040 --> 0:06:09.000 is a shiny new toilet he's ever seen before. 0:06:09.000 --> 0:06:11.400 And also they have stuff in Bunnings because it's like 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:15.400 war water ceilings that there's stuff everywhere. At his heint 0:06:15.800 --> 0:06:17.200 there's everything that's grabable. 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:19.040 It goes literally all the way to the end. So 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:22.160 he's picking up everything and then it's not as easy 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:24.200 as when we're at the supermarketing. He's picking off a 0:06:24.400 --> 0:06:26.200 box of weepis. You know where the weep pix goes 0:06:26.240 --> 0:06:31.440 back when he's got like seventy five meal screws, you're 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:33.640 looking up and was like where did you get this? 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:37.800 And also sometimes with Bunnings. Right, there's so much stuff there, right, 0:06:38.279 --> 0:06:41.040 they haven't got room even on the shelves of the 0:06:41.120 --> 0:06:46.359 teenager's bedroom, which is like it's like buckets for sale. 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:50.839 The Christian o'connall show podcast. 0:06:50.600 --> 0:06:52.880 Yesterday, want of our listeners sent me an email of 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:56.480 them hugging a place name in the UK that they 0:06:56.480 --> 0:06:58.160 thought we were like, called Laughington. 0:06:58.640 --> 0:07:01.520 Okay, yeah, we do like that to. 0:07:01.520 --> 0:07:04.400 Live there, especially called Laughington all one word and I 0:07:04.440 --> 0:07:06.200 googled it just to shake it wasn't some sort of 0:07:06.200 --> 0:07:09.039 photoshop thing or deep faith. And then as I googled it, 0:07:09.040 --> 0:07:10.560 I was like, and then thought, oh, I wonder if 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:13.800 there are any other funny place names in the UK, right, 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:15.720 because because of the medieval history of the UK there 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:18.600 might be some strange place names. And there was an article. 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:20.480 But as I'm going through all these places that these 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:25.120 actually exist, I'm reading, I'm realizing these are really also rude. 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:26.960 There's a place in the UK that people are living 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:28.160 called wet Wang. 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:32.360 And that is funny, so it does belong in the article. 0:07:32.840 --> 0:07:36.440 Okay, well there's another chack. Okay, so wet Wang Lady Gardens, 0:07:37.640 --> 0:07:43.880 but whole lane jump on, come on, no, no, no, 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:47.560 go on Google Maps, Come on butt whole Lane. 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:49.080 Putting that into Google. 0:07:49.160 --> 0:07:52.880 Come on Riot, put it into Google autocomplete. 0:07:58.400 --> 0:07:59.240 Yeah, there you go. 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:03.280 Yes, where is it sheepshd in Loughborough? 0:08:03.560 --> 0:08:08.240 Yeah, yeah, so it's byhole Lane. There's also lower Swell Shitterton. 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:14.320 Shitterton actually exists in the UK. Upper thong I don't 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:17.160 know that, but the upper thong exists as well. These 0:08:17.200 --> 0:08:19.000 are actual place names in the UK. 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:21.520 How do they get by year by year place like Hitterton? 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:23.880 How do they not do a vote with like a 0:08:23.880 --> 0:08:25.760 public vote with the council going do we want to 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:26.800 change the name of this plane? 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:28.320 But then I guess, I guess if it's if it's 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:32.079 always been there, what why change it? 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:35.040 It's embarrassing to tell anybody else but it's not. 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:36.000 It's just Shitterton. 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:39.160 But if you were from if you came from Shittendon, 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:41.959 say like, I'm Christian O'Connell, I'm here from England, but 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:44.280 I grew up in Shitterton, would you be embarrassed to 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:44.560 say that? 0:08:44.720 --> 0:08:46.400 No, because what you get is straight away people and 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:48.840 perhaps he's giggling, you're smiling. Straight away people were going 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:51.040 this is an interesting character. He hey do you know 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:57.040 he's from Hitterton where I'm from Winchester. That's boring together Shitterton, 0:08:57.600 --> 0:08:59.880 but it's Lane. See you're smiling all. 0:09:00.640 --> 0:09:04.400 The Christian o'connall show podcast yesterday. 0:09:04.400 --> 0:09:05.920 One of you, one of our listeners listen to a 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:09.400 podcast in the UK, was in a place called Laughington, 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:11.480 and he sent me a photo of them by the 0:09:11.480 --> 0:09:13.840 place name of Laughington. Like googled it to check it 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:17.240 was legit, and then I found this article of weird 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:20.040 place names in the UK. And then as as I'm 0:09:20.080 --> 0:09:22.440 reading about these places and then i'm them opening up 0:09:22.440 --> 0:09:24.959 another tag just check and they actually exist. All these 0:09:24.960 --> 0:09:27.600 places exist, but they're actually quite rude, like wet Wang 0:09:28.040 --> 0:09:31.400 is a genuine place in the UK. Lady Gardens, butt 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:34.200 hole Lane, look it up. Don't just take my word 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:37.120 for it, but whole Lane. Don't do it at work, Okay, 0:09:37.440 --> 0:09:41.320 you'll get pinged. They'll be read for lower swell. And 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:43.840 then I forgot. Actually there's a place also called sandy 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:47.400 Balls in the UK as well. My dad wanted me 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:48.719 and him to go and stay there. Once it was 0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:51.559 that we can't check into a place called sandy Balls. 0:09:51.960 --> 0:09:53.719 And then Jack and Rio did not believe that there 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:56.400 is a place called Shitterton, which I've been to in 0:09:56.400 --> 0:09:58.080 the UK, which is a beautiful village. 0:09:58.080 --> 0:10:01.840 It actually looks like it very quiet beachside towns. I 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:05.600 didn't believe you, but there it is Shitterton. And they 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:09.160 kept getting their sign stolen, obviously because they had it 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:11.200 at the front of the hamlet. The sign kept getting stolen. 0:10:11.559 --> 0:10:14.319 The local council said, we keep putting up a nice 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:16.800 new sign and someone would come along and nicket, probably 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:22.439 because Shitterton is amusing. But in twenty ten the inhabitants 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:25.679 banded together to purchase a one point five ton block 0:10:25.720 --> 0:10:29.920 of purbeck stone your kitchen carved with Shitterton, and placed 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:31.520 it at the entrance to the hanglet. 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:33.640 Oh that's great. 0:10:34.240 --> 0:10:38.760 Wow. So now that's the UK. Right. You guys are 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:41.720 telling me that there are rude place names hair in 0:10:41.800 --> 0:10:44.440 Australia such as Rea. What have you found? 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:44.600 All? 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:44.880 Right? 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:49.239 Right here in Victoria, We've got Mount Buggery in Western Australia, 0:10:49.360 --> 0:10:50.439 Sandy Knob. 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:53.679 You're perfectly mattress Sandy Balls. 0:10:54.840 --> 0:10:57.400 Should it should be twinned. 0:10:58.360 --> 0:10:59.960 We've got Licking Whole Creek in. 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:07.959 Show Intercourse Island in Western Australia that sounds like a. 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:12.079 Channel nine show Carl sand Lands is hosting. 0:11:12.600 --> 0:11:14.280 In fact, that's every morning. 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:16.600 Show Into Course Island in Victoria. 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:18.600 I think Jack used to live here Mount Little Dick. 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:23.000 Oh god, I don't think that was a joker. 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:28.000 Well, I've got my head down doing good old research 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:29.240 about shy. 0:11:30.679 --> 0:11:33.840 Stone. One and a half time. All right, if you 0:11:33.880 --> 0:11:36.600 know of any other place names in Australia The. 0:11:36.720 --> 0:11:39.720 Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:11:39.760 --> 0:11:43.440 We're looking for Ruth's place names in Australia. Probably going 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:47.040 to be a mistake asking for this. There is Bordnob 0:11:47.160 --> 0:11:51.200 Road in Queensland. These ones are actually more aggressive than 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:58.000 the UK. Serious. These are stink Pop Bay and s 0:11:58.200 --> 0:12:02.160 a Rooty here. But what is it about? Like? You've 0:12:02.160 --> 0:12:06.520 got Mount Buggery and there's also Bullshit Hill in say 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:11.560 as well. That's so aggressive. In Thornbury, good old Thornbury, 0:12:11.600 --> 0:12:27.920 there's Gooch Streets, Luke Christian is a place in north 0:12:27.960 --> 0:12:31.280 west Victoria called Tittybong. But I do not want to 0:12:31.320 --> 0:12:33.800 come on here. You didn't want to even say those 0:12:34.080 --> 0:12:37.440 routes that have said too much. Let's get a Brad here. 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:40.439 Good morning Brad, Good morning Brad. 0:12:40.440 --> 0:12:42.400 Welcome to show. So what place names do you know 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:43.480 of in Australia. 0:12:44.240 --> 0:12:46.800 So in northwest Victoria up at a place called Robin 0:12:46.840 --> 0:12:47.840 Vale on the Murray River. 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:49.600 There's a place called Bumbang Island. 0:12:50.600 --> 0:12:54.880 You are kiddy bum bum bang and spelt that way 0:12:55.000 --> 0:13:02.720 Bumbang Island, correct, correct, Brad. Thank you very much, you cool. 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:05.040 I have a good day. Let's get out. Anna, Good morning, Anna. 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:07.400 Hi, how are you going. 0:13:07.600 --> 0:13:09.800 I'm good, Anna, welcome to the show. What's the place 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:14.400 name that you've seen in Australia. It's Cockburn, I like 0:13:14.400 --> 0:13:19.440 you're yelling it at me there. Yes, I think there's 0:13:19.440 --> 0:13:21.400 a place in the UK with the same name as well. 0:13:21.440 --> 0:13:23.320 I think there's actually quite a few all over the 0:13:23.320 --> 0:13:26.199 world with the same name. All right, Anna, thank you 0:13:26.360 --> 0:13:27.040 very much, you cool. 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:28.080 Thank you. 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:32.040 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:35.560 This week, producers Rio and Caitlin are trying to wrap 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:38.079 up the case once and for all about the urban 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:43.280 legend true force of Barack Lama, the Lama that apparently 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:47.080 people have seen around Fitzroy. Yesterday when they reported on 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:51.000 their first twenty four hours investigating this, they're essentially got nowhere, 0:13:51.360 --> 0:13:58.240 So hopefully today more information is coming. Already are you 0:13:58.360 --> 0:14:01.040 feeling nerves in the studio because said, do not come 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:03.360 to me. In other words, this is someone who's smartly 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:07.120 about to throw producer Kate then under the wheels of 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:13.079 the bus and then those do not expect conclusions. Just Kaaten, 0:14:13.080 --> 0:14:15.280 please pick up the trail here what have you found? 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:17.240 Look, it actually is a huge breakthrough. 0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:20.640 We've got an answer and it's from the Big Goose 0:14:20.680 --> 0:14:24.000 farm down in Mornington. Brett, the general manager has left 0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:25.120 us a voicemail. 0:14:25.240 --> 0:14:28.800 Okay, a listen, hey, Christian, it is bred here from 0:14:28.840 --> 0:14:32.400 the Big Goose on the Mornington Peninsula. Here you're looking 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:36.280 for a Baraq Olama. We do, in fact have a 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:40.560 Barack Olama with a Michelle Olama and their children. Unfortunately, though, 0:14:40.600 --> 0:14:44.000 I don't think that it is the Fitzroy Barack Olama 0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:47.240 that you have been searching for. Barack has been with 0:14:47.320 --> 0:14:49.840 us for about seven years and he has spent the 0:14:50.040 --> 0:14:52.720 entire time in muradak down with us. Wish you guys 0:14:52.760 --> 0:14:55.760 the best of luck hunting for your Barack Olama. I'm 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:57.880 sure they probably stole the name for us. I reckon, 0:14:57.880 --> 0:15:01.760 we've got the original Barack Olama dead end. 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:03.040 Yeah. 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:05.040 So, but oh, you're chipping in. 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:08.560 Now there is we have like a little flickering ember 0:15:08.600 --> 0:15:12.600 of hope. I then said, okay, maybe that's the Mornington 0:15:12.840 --> 0:15:17.960 Barack Olama. We need the Fitzroy a man walking a lama. 0:15:17.760 --> 0:15:20.040 In Fitzroy, remembering what we discussed. 0:15:20.480 --> 0:15:24.760 Because Falm is not worth doing rad and. 0:15:24.840 --> 0:15:26.800 The hours you put into this. 0:15:26.840 --> 0:15:28.720 So I'm narrowing it down to Fitzroy. There needs to 0:15:28.720 --> 0:15:31.120 be somewhere you can keep a lama in Fitzroy. So 0:15:31.160 --> 0:15:34.800 I go to the Lama Owner's Handbook, which is. 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:35.280 A real thing. 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:35.880 You're kidding. 0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:39.200 No, there is a lama's an official lama's owner's handbook, 0:15:39.240 --> 0:15:44.960 and it says you need at least an acre per lama. 0:15:45.720 --> 0:15:46.320 Cost you well. 0:15:46.320 --> 0:15:48.080 So then I zoom out. I get an aerial map 0:15:48.080 --> 0:15:51.200 of Fitzroy. What can I find? There's no spare acres. 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:55.040 In the more money just housing your pet lama. 0:15:55.120 --> 0:15:58.120 The only place I could find Collingwood Children's farm just 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:01.480 next to it. I give them, McCall, have you had 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:04.280 a lama called Barack of Lama or just any lamas 0:16:04.320 --> 0:16:06.400 that maybe someone might have taken for a walk from 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:10.360 the farm. No lamas, not even in twenty nineteen, she said, 0:16:10.400 --> 0:16:11.960 But we do have sheep. 0:16:12.280 --> 0:16:14.800 No, it's not, you know. 0:16:15.600 --> 0:16:18.040 Then as this guy, I don't forget where this story 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:20.920 came from, says that this guy asked him to hold 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:23.080 his pet lama in Fitzroy while he went to get 0:16:23.080 --> 0:16:25.360 a coffee. And he looked at the name tag on 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:27.080 this armer and it said Barack Olama. 0:16:27.400 --> 0:16:29.880 Yes, no way that that's a sheep. And he's mistaken. 0:16:29.920 --> 0:16:32.280 No, it's got to be a lot shorter squad animals. 0:16:32.680 --> 0:16:36.880 Then I'm sent a video by someone from the Facebook 0:16:36.880 --> 0:16:39.320 group that I posted in yesterday of a man walking 0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:41.040 a lama down a street. 0:16:41.520 --> 0:16:42.120 I pause. 0:16:42.440 --> 0:16:44.520 I see a phone number in the shop like in 0:16:44.560 --> 0:16:46.960 the what's it called? Like the in the background the background? 0:16:47.280 --> 0:16:48.040 I call that number? 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:49.480 Wow, done, this is good work. 0:16:50.080 --> 0:16:53.240 It is a tile store in Tasmania. Unfortunately, so it's 0:16:53.360 --> 0:16:55.120 not that lama. 0:16:55.320 --> 0:16:57.320 I feel like I'm chasing a god. Could he have 0:16:57.360 --> 0:16:58.200 got on the spirit? 0:17:00.320 --> 0:17:03.040 Did you call the tarplace in Tasmania to ask them 0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:07.199 have they ever seen a pet lama being walked around there? No? 0:17:07.280 --> 0:17:09.600 I just said where are you and they said we're 0:17:09.600 --> 0:17:10.280 in Tasmania. 0:17:10.520 --> 0:17:16.120 I said, there's not much to text. He said Tasmania. 0:17:16.400 --> 0:17:18.399 So there it says, So I feel like I'm chasing ghosts? 0:17:19.040 --> 0:17:20.639 Does this actual thing exist? 0:17:20.960 --> 0:17:24.920 I email Brian, who's the original email started all this. 0:17:25.040 --> 0:17:27.280 He was told by his friend, is this just a rumor? 0:17:27.400 --> 0:17:29.199 Is this just some bs that they've made up? 0:17:29.320 --> 0:17:32.200 Is his friend a liar? Exactly? His friend now lives 0:17:32.240 --> 0:17:32.840 in Geelong. 0:17:33.160 --> 0:17:36.520 He has asked his wife if I can have his 0:17:36.680 --> 0:17:40.480 number so I can check the sauce. 0:17:40.520 --> 0:17:42.200 So the original spots are of. 0:17:42.040 --> 0:17:45.520 This, That's just where we're at at the moment on 0:17:45.640 --> 0:17:47.720 more day. So I need an extension. 0:17:48.640 --> 0:17:50.640 Okay, I tell you what you also need. 0:17:50.720 --> 0:17:53.960 Right. You are someone is very competitive. You like to win. 0:17:54.119 --> 0:17:55.119 I do and I always do. 0:17:55.200 --> 0:17:56.719 And I know that the weekend it hurt. You were 0:17:56.760 --> 0:18:01.320 beaten by a small child, Innis I think it is? 0:18:02.080 --> 0:18:04.679 It is because like in UFC, when someone's been beaten, 0:18:05.040 --> 0:18:07.080 sometimes they go on a streak of losers because they 0:18:07.119 --> 0:18:09.160 don't mentally they've been beaten as much as physically. 0:18:09.440 --> 0:18:11.119 Yes, I was beaten by a sixteen year old on 0:18:11.160 --> 0:18:12.240 Sunday at a test tournament. 0:18:12.320 --> 0:18:14.720 He was. And you're a grown ass, big strong man, 0:18:15.320 --> 0:18:17.080 a small wheat child. 0:18:17.520 --> 0:18:22.360 I think you're some sort of prodigy. Yeah, middle age 0:18:23.040 --> 0:18:25.400 in Australia. The next couple of dodgy. 0:18:25.119 --> 0:18:27.840 Tournament was this where a child plays a grown ass man. 0:18:28.480 --> 0:18:29.520 This is a real tournament. 0:18:31.040 --> 0:18:34.199 So this is hurting you, yes, of course. Okay, so 0:18:34.240 --> 0:18:37.200 do you want to win? You want to solve this one? Win? Okay, 0:18:37.240 --> 0:18:40.439 you need a win now. Tomorrow we're going out for 0:18:40.440 --> 0:18:43.159 a really nice lunch. We're going to Lamarro's Paths. We've 0:18:43.160 --> 0:18:46.720 booked it. This is a place where on Sunday night, 0:18:46.760 --> 0:18:49.160 this is where the AFL had hired to have the 0:18:49.200 --> 0:18:53.080 AFL and the Captain's lunch. It's a gas stro pub. 0:18:53.440 --> 0:18:56.320 But in showburs there's a phrase there's no such thing 0:18:56.359 --> 0:18:59.600 as a free lunch. And so you know, this is 0:18:59.640 --> 0:19:02.080 a face where the captains were, you know, not the 0:19:02.200 --> 0:19:05.200 sort of underlings and people like you, really captain were 0:19:05.200 --> 0:19:08.720 on there. So pat yes, one hundred percent, you're a 0:19:08.760 --> 0:19:13.119 captain okay, Oh okay, yeah, okay, so you can be 0:19:13.160 --> 0:19:17.320 there as well. Thank you. Question cRIO. At the moment, 0:19:17.400 --> 0:19:19.960 there's a question mark whether you are at that captain's table, 0:19:19.960 --> 0:19:22.720 because at the there's a smell of a loss about 0:19:22.760 --> 0:19:25.280 you beaten by a ten year old small child at 0:19:25.320 --> 0:19:28.679 a tennis and now you can't even track down a Lama. 0:19:29.119 --> 0:19:31.560 Rio from twenty twenty four would have nailed us within 0:19:31.600 --> 0:19:34.400 an hour. I think you're a little bit a bit 0:19:34.480 --> 0:19:39.680 fumbly and mumbly. Okay, So at the moment to anyone 0:19:39.760 --> 0:19:42.199