Speaker 1: Got anything dead.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Good morning Jack, Good morning guys.
Speaker 4: I can BALLI see Patsy with all the.
Speaker 3: Parents surrounding her.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I can't see with the flash of
Speaker 4: all the marles. What's going on? Showbies.
Speaker 5: I had a lovely dinner last night.
Speaker 4: You guys, can you just give us some space please?
Speaker 4: Celebrities have rights too, they are humans like us. TMZ
Speaker 4: CNN for you.
Speaker 5: Right, take a number now.
Speaker 6: I had a lovely dinner last night for a dear
Speaker 6: friend of mine, Lisa Baron, who's a fashion designer in
Speaker 6: Melbourne and she's launching her latest range for Melbourne Fashion Week.
Speaker 5: Is coming me too.
Speaker 4: I've got my latest range of dad semi fleeces coming
Speaker 4: two weeks time for a fashion months.
Speaker 7: Wear them every night. Yeah, we need to do some more.
Speaker 4: I noticed that when my daughter was packing up stuff,
Speaker 4: she packed my pair of those dad pats. She went, oh,
Speaker 4: these are kind of ironic. I can wear them ironic
Speaker 4: for me, there's italics when I wear them. Ironically. I
Speaker 4: look at these things because a dad wears them.
Speaker 5: Yes, So it was a lovely night.
Speaker 6: It was about fifty or sixty really, inspirational women in
Speaker 6: the room. We had a lovely dinner at the Langham.
Speaker 6: Thank you Andre and team. It was lovely.
Speaker 4: Have you just got a sweet there there?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 4: I don't have my normal sweet please the Giants she's
Speaker 4: just renamed it now.
Speaker 6: You know, at the end of used to be Sale
Speaker 6: of the Century there used to be all there and
Speaker 6: they'd say chooses to stay at the Langham, Melbourne, But no.
Speaker 5: Lisa is an amazing woman.
Speaker 6: She's so inspirational and she's so like really you know,
Speaker 6: puts other women up on a pedestal.
Speaker 5: And it was a celebration of her.
Speaker 6: And she's helped me so much with the podcast in
Speaker 6: putting me in contact with a lot of women as well.
Speaker 6: So she's she's fabulous and it was just so lovely
Speaker 6: to celebrate her last night.
Speaker 5: It was well deserving.
Speaker 4: I tell you what, you you don't have to get
Speaker 4: out about Patsy. I don't know. We get the energy
Speaker 4: from it goes by seriously where you're not at some
Speaker 4: sort of power women function.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 7: I love three am the next morning. It is pretty incredible.
Speaker 4: Ty your time to I think she's on something as well,
Speaker 4: not you are whatever it is it's working because as
Speaker 4: a gloater, but you are on the gear.
Speaker 7: When you get to that stage of celebrity and.
Speaker 3: What someone would say high right now.
Speaker 5: There'll be headlines.
Speaker 4: No I am not. Guys, don't let this be the
Speaker 4: thing you talk about.
Speaker 5: Perhaps is problem, I'm high on life, thank you.
Speaker 4: That's all they get is you saying I'm high. Be
Speaker 4: careful what you say to them.
Speaker 2: Perhaps the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Now, Jackie Boy, at the end of years show, you've
Speaker 4: got an incoming message from your wife saying that almost
Speaker 4: three ye odds on Gordon wasn't very well.
Speaker 7: Yes, apparently he's sick only when I'm not at the house,
Speaker 7: because when I got back home again, he seemed fine.
Speaker 7: And this is what happened on Monday night.
Speaker 4: We used to have a lot of this, right there.
Speaker 4: Used to be a lot of the girls would be
Speaker 4: able to get a day of sick a lot easier
Speaker 4: with my wife. I come back and there suddenly be
Speaker 4: the powers of recovery. I'm huge, And then so we
Speaker 4: go what an hour ago they were really really not
Speaker 4: very well. This is suddenly in the door opening and
Speaker 4: Dad coming home and the noise and cows would be there.
Speaker 7: Yes, So Banker said, oh, he's just really cuddly today.
Speaker 7: I'm going to keep him home. Can you look after
Speaker 7: him this afternoon while I'm out and then I go home.
Speaker 7: He's not cuddling at all. He's bouncing your total boy
Speaker 7: energy mode. And he always is like pulling stuff apart, Like,
Speaker 7: but why do boys want to just break test and
Speaker 7: break everything?
Speaker 4: My sister has four boys, right, and two of them
Speaker 4: are the same age as my daughters, And so over
Speaker 4: the years, whenever we used to meet up girls, just
Speaker 4: my also will be okay just to sit and watch something.
Speaker 4: You could stick it to our movie on and could
Speaker 4: watch it with them. For boys, right, just like ripping
Speaker 4: hold of stuff and just he changed and suddenly wize
Speaker 4: why they unscrewed the TV. And then they wouldn't even
Speaker 4: know why they've done it when you asked him why
Speaker 4: they would go what else is there to do?
Speaker 7: That's that's totally He fell around the house like either
Speaker 7: pulling stuff apart or putting things that don't belong in
Speaker 7: the bin in the bin.
Speaker 3: So I gotta get it is a fun game.
Speaker 7: Though eventually I get to the point where I go
Speaker 7: all right, we've got to get out of the house.
Speaker 7: And all I could think of was we had a
Speaker 7: guy texted on the show on Monday and said, when
Speaker 7: he takes his grandson out looking for something to do,
Speaker 7: he takes into Bunnings because it's just so distracting and
Speaker 7: they do love it there.
Speaker 4: You think about it's a kind of Disneyland. It's it's
Speaker 4: very big and there's a lot of sort of things
Speaker 4: going on.
Speaker 5: There got a playground, have they?
Speaker 7: Our local one doesn't have a does, but he just
Speaker 7: loves honestly getting what is it?
Speaker 4: What do you mean that Bunning's playground?
Speaker 6: You're like a little place into things, you know, with
Speaker 6: climb frames and stuff that you know, like you'd see it.
Speaker 4: Make sure that isn't just timber and stuff like that
Speaker 4: you can buy there that the old bug eyed locals
Speaker 4: where you live use as, oh they've got a playground. No,
Speaker 4: those are just the shells.
Speaker 5: Now, it's like a proper playground.
Speaker 7: That the swings. That's the one that the ones that
Speaker 7: have a cafe usually that's one of the smaller ones.
Speaker 7: But they do have the kids trolleys, which he loves.
Speaker 7: So it's like a normal shopping trolley. But shrunk down
Speaker 7: to the kids size, and then he goes around knocking
Speaker 7: stuff into his trolley. And so we were playing the
Speaker 7: game all through the aisles yesterday.
Speaker 4: To hang on a minute, you took a sick child
Speaker 4: to buy tell you you are a super spreader years ago.
Speaker 4: If the roner comes back, we know Bason zero is
Speaker 4: you and yourself.
Speaker 7: If you saw the vibrancy of this boy, you would
Speaker 7: not little palls all over all the stuff that buds are, screws,
Speaker 7: the now anything at his height, he touched everything.
Speaker 2: Everywhere.
Speaker 7: It can't help it. Every new thing you get to
Speaker 7: is a shiny new toilet he's ever seen before.
Speaker 4: And also they have stuff in Bunnings because it's like
Speaker 4: war water ceilings that there's stuff everywhere. At his heint
Speaker 4: there's everything that's grabable.
Speaker 7: It goes literally all the way to the end. So
Speaker 7: he's picking up everything and then it's not as easy
Speaker 7: as when we're at the supermarketing. He's picking off a
Speaker 7: box of weepis. You know where the weep pix goes
Speaker 7: back when he's got like seventy five meal screws, you're
Speaker 7: looking up and was like where did you get this?
Speaker 4: And also sometimes with Bunnings. Right, there's so much stuff there, right,
Speaker 4: they haven't got room even on the shelves of the
Speaker 4: teenager's bedroom, which is like it's like buckets for sale.
Speaker 2: The Christian o'connall show podcast.
Speaker 4: Yesterday, want of our listeners sent me an email of
Speaker 4: them hugging a place name in the UK that they
Speaker 4: thought we were like, called Laughington.
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, we do like that to.
Speaker 4: Live there, especially called Laughington all one word and I
Speaker 4: googled it just to shake it wasn't some sort of
Speaker 4: photoshop thing or deep faith. And then as I googled it,
Speaker 4: I was like, and then thought, oh, I wonder if
Speaker 4: there are any other funny place names in the UK, right,
Speaker 4: because because of the medieval history of the UK there
Speaker 4: might be some strange place names. And there was an article.
Speaker 4: But as I'm going through all these places that these
Speaker 4: actually exist, I'm reading, I'm realizing these are really also rude.
Speaker 4: There's a place in the UK that people are living
Speaker 4: called wet Wang.
Speaker 7: And that is funny, so it does belong in the article.
Speaker 4: Okay, well there's another chack. Okay, so wet Wang Lady Gardens,
Speaker 4: but whole lane jump on, come on, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: go on Google Maps, Come on butt whole Lane.
Speaker 7: Putting that into Google.
Speaker 3: Come on Riot, put it into Google autocomplete.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3: Yes, where is it sheepshd in Loughborough?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so it's byhole Lane. There's also lower Swell Shitterton.
Speaker 4: Shitterton actually exists in the UK. Upper thong I don't
Speaker 4: know that, but the upper thong exists as well. These
Speaker 4: are actual place names in the UK.
Speaker 7: How do they get by year by year place like Hitterton?
Speaker 7: How do they not do a vote with like a
Speaker 7: public vote with the council going do we want to
Speaker 7: change the name of this plane?
Speaker 4: But then I guess, I guess if it's if it's
Speaker 4: always been there, what why change it?
Speaker 7: It's embarrassing to tell anybody else but it's not.
Speaker 4: It's just Shitterton.
Speaker 7: But if you were from if you came from Shittendon,
Speaker 7: say like, I'm Christian O'Connell, I'm here from England, but
Speaker 7: I grew up in Shitterton, would you be embarrassed to
Speaker 7: say that?
Speaker 4: No, because what you get is straight away people and
Speaker 4: perhaps he's giggling, you're smiling. Straight away people were going
Speaker 4: this is an interesting character. He hey do you know
Speaker 4: he's from Hitterton where I'm from Winchester. That's boring together Shitterton,
Speaker 4: but it's Lane. See you're smiling all.
Speaker 2: The Christian o'connall show podcast yesterday.
Speaker 4: One of you, one of our listeners listen to a
Speaker 4: podcast in the UK, was in a place called Laughington,
Speaker 4: and he sent me a photo of them by the
Speaker 4: place name of Laughington. Like googled it to check it
Speaker 4: was legit, and then I found this article of weird
Speaker 4: place names in the UK. And then as as I'm
Speaker 4: reading about these places and then i'm them opening up
Speaker 4: another tag just check and they actually exist. All these
Speaker 4: places exist, but they're actually quite rude, like wet Wang
Speaker 4: is a genuine place in the UK. Lady Gardens, butt
Speaker 4: hole Lane, look it up. Don't just take my word
Speaker 4: for it, but whole Lane. Don't do it at work, Okay,
Speaker 4: you'll get pinged. They'll be read for lower swell. And
Speaker 4: then I forgot. Actually there's a place also called sandy
Speaker 4: Balls in the UK as well. My dad wanted me
Speaker 4: and him to go and stay there. Once it was
Speaker 4: that we can't check into a place called sandy Balls.
Speaker 4: And then Jack and Rio did not believe that there
Speaker 4: is a place called Shitterton, which I've been to in
Speaker 4: the UK, which is a beautiful village.
Speaker 7: It actually looks like it very quiet beachside towns. I
Speaker 7: didn't believe you, but there it is Shitterton. And they
Speaker 7: kept getting their sign stolen, obviously because they had it
Speaker 7: at the front of the hamlet. The sign kept getting stolen.
Speaker 7: The local council said, we keep putting up a nice
Speaker 7: new sign and someone would come along and nicket, probably
Speaker 7: because Shitterton is amusing. But in twenty ten the inhabitants
Speaker 7: banded together to purchase a one point five ton block
Speaker 7: of purbeck stone your kitchen carved with Shitterton, and placed
Speaker 7: it at the entrance to the hanglet.
Speaker 5: Oh that's great.
Speaker 4: Wow. So now that's the UK. Right. You guys are
Speaker 4: telling me that there are rude place names hair in
Speaker 4: Australia such as Rea. What have you found?
Speaker 2: All?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 8: Right here in Victoria, We've got Mount Buggery in Western Australia,
Speaker 8: Sandy Knob.
Speaker 7: You're perfectly mattress Sandy Balls.
Speaker 4: Should it should be twinned.
Speaker 7: We've got Licking Whole Creek in.
Speaker 8: Show Intercourse Island in Western Australia that sounds like a.
Speaker 3: Channel nine show Carl sand Lands is hosting.
Speaker 4: In fact, that's every morning.
Speaker 3: Show Into Course Island in Victoria.
Speaker 7: I think Jack used to live here Mount Little Dick.
Speaker 4: Oh god, I don't think that was a joker.
Speaker 7: Well, I've got my head down doing good old research
Speaker 7: about shy.
Speaker 4: Stone. One and a half time. All right, if you
Speaker 4: know of any other place names in Australia The.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: We're looking for Ruth's place names in Australia. Probably going
Speaker 4: to be a mistake asking for this. There is Bordnob
Speaker 4: Road in Queensland. These ones are actually more aggressive than
Speaker 4: the UK. Serious. These are stink Pop Bay and s
Speaker 4: a Rooty here. But what is it about? Like? You've
Speaker 4: got Mount Buggery and there's also Bullshit Hill in say
Speaker 4: as well. That's so aggressive. In Thornbury, good old Thornbury,
Speaker 4: there's Gooch Streets, Luke Christian is a place in north
Speaker 4: west Victoria called Tittybong. But I do not want to
Speaker 4: come on here. You didn't want to even say those
Speaker 4: routes that have said too much. Let's get a Brad here.
Speaker 3: Good morning Brad, Good morning Brad.
Speaker 4: Welcome to show. So what place names do you know
Speaker 4: of in Australia.
Speaker 9: So in northwest Victoria up at a place called Robin
Speaker 9: Vale on the Murray River.
Speaker 10: There's a place called Bumbang Island.
Speaker 4: You are kiddy bum bum bang and spelt that way
Speaker 4: Bumbang Island, correct, correct, Brad. Thank you very much, you cool.
Speaker 4: I have a good day. Let's get out. Anna, Good morning, Anna.
Speaker 11: Hi, how are you going.
Speaker 4: I'm good, Anna, welcome to the show. What's the place
Speaker 4: name that you've seen in Australia. It's Cockburn, I like
Speaker 4: you're yelling it at me there. Yes, I think there's
Speaker 4: a place in the UK with the same name as well.
Speaker 4: I think there's actually quite a few all over the
Speaker 4: world with the same name. All right, Anna, thank you
Speaker 4: very much, you cool.
Speaker 12: Thank you.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: This week, producers Rio and Caitlin are trying to wrap
Speaker 4: up the case once and for all about the urban
Speaker 4: legend true force of Barack Lama, the Lama that apparently
Speaker 4: people have seen around Fitzroy. Yesterday when they reported on
Speaker 4: their first twenty four hours investigating this, they're essentially got nowhere,
Speaker 4: So hopefully today more information is coming. Already are you
Speaker 4: feeling nerves in the studio because said, do not come
Speaker 4: to me. In other words, this is someone who's smartly
Speaker 4: about to throw producer Kate then under the wheels of
Speaker 4: the bus and then those do not expect conclusions. Just Kaaten,
Speaker 4: please pick up the trail here what have you found?
Speaker 7: Look, it actually is a huge breakthrough.
Speaker 6: We've got an answer and it's from the Big Goose
Speaker 6: farm down in Mornington. Brett, the general manager has left
Speaker 6: us a voicemail.
Speaker 13: Okay, a listen, hey, Christian, it is bred here from
Speaker 13: the Big Goose on the Mornington Peninsula. Here you're looking
Speaker 13: for a Baraq Olama. We do, in fact have a
Speaker 13: Barack Olama with a Michelle Olama and their children. Unfortunately, though,
Speaker 13: I don't think that it is the Fitzroy Barack Olama
Speaker 13: that you have been searching for. Barack has been with
Speaker 13: us for about seven years and he has spent the
Speaker 13: entire time in muradak down with us. Wish you guys
Speaker 13: the best of luck hunting for your Barack Olama. I'm
Speaker 13: sure they probably stole the name for us. I reckon,
Speaker 13: we've got the original Barack Olama dead end.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So, but oh, you're chipping in.
Speaker 8: Now there is we have like a little flickering ember
Speaker 8: of hope. I then said, okay, maybe that's the Mornington
Speaker 8: Barack Olama. We need the Fitzroy a man walking a lama.
Speaker 3: In Fitzroy, remembering what we discussed.
Speaker 7: Because Falm is not worth doing rad and.
Speaker 4: The hours you put into this.
Speaker 8: So I'm narrowing it down to Fitzroy. There needs to
Speaker 8: be somewhere you can keep a lama in Fitzroy. So
Speaker 8: I go to the Lama Owner's Handbook, which is.
Speaker 7: A real thing.
Speaker 4: You're kidding.
Speaker 8: No, there is a lama's an official lama's owner's handbook,
Speaker 8: and it says you need at least an acre per lama.
Speaker 4: Cost you well.
Speaker 8: So then I zoom out. I get an aerial map
Speaker 8: of Fitzroy. What can I find? There's no spare acres.
Speaker 4: In the more money just housing your pet lama.
Speaker 8: The only place I could find Collingwood Children's farm just
Speaker 8: next to it. I give them, McCall, have you had
Speaker 8: a lama called Barack of Lama or just any lamas
Speaker 8: that maybe someone might have taken for a walk from
Speaker 8: the farm. No lamas, not even in twenty nineteen, she said,
Speaker 8: But we do have sheep.
Speaker 7: No, it's not, you know.
Speaker 4: Then as this guy, I don't forget where this story
Speaker 4: came from, says that this guy asked him to hold
Speaker 4: his pet lama in Fitzroy while he went to get
Speaker 4: a coffee. And he looked at the name tag on
Speaker 4: this armer and it said Barack Olama.
Speaker 7: Yes, no way that that's a sheep. And he's mistaken.
Speaker 3: No, it's got to be a lot shorter squad animals.
Speaker 8: Then I'm sent a video by someone from the Facebook
Speaker 8: group that I posted in yesterday of a man walking
Speaker 8: a lama down a street.
Speaker 7: I pause.
Speaker 8: I see a phone number in the shop like in
Speaker 8: the what's it called? Like the in the background the background?
Speaker 7: I call that number?
Speaker 4: Wow, done, this is good work.
Speaker 8: It is a tile store in Tasmania. Unfortunately, so it's
Speaker 8: not that lama.
Speaker 7: I feel like I'm chasing a god. Could he have
Speaker 7: got on the spirit?
Speaker 4: Did you call the tarplace in Tasmania to ask them
Speaker 4: have they ever seen a pet lama being walked around there? No?
Speaker 8: I just said where are you and they said we're
Speaker 8: in Tasmania.
Speaker 4: I said, there's not much to text. He said Tasmania.
Speaker 7: So there it says, So I feel like I'm chasing ghosts?
Speaker 7: Does this actual thing exist?
Speaker 8: I email Brian, who's the original email started all this.
Speaker 8: He was told by his friend, is this just a rumor?
Speaker 8: Is this just some bs that they've made up?
Speaker 7: Is his friend a liar? Exactly? His friend now lives
Speaker 7: in Geelong.
Speaker 8: He has asked his wife if I can have his
Speaker 8: number so I can check the sauce.
Speaker 4: So the original spots are of.
Speaker 7: This, That's just where we're at at the moment on
Speaker 7: more day. So I need an extension.
Speaker 3: Okay, I tell you what you also need.
Speaker 4: Right. You are someone is very competitive. You like to win.
Speaker 7: I do and I always do.
Speaker 4: And I know that the weekend it hurt. You were
Speaker 4: beaten by a small child, Innis I think it is?
Speaker 4: It is because like in UFC, when someone's been beaten,
Speaker 4: sometimes they go on a streak of losers because they
Speaker 4: don't mentally they've been beaten as much as physically.
Speaker 8: Yes, I was beaten by a sixteen year old on
Speaker 8: Sunday at a test tournament.
Speaker 4: He was. And you're a grown ass, big strong man,
Speaker 4: a small wheat child.
Speaker 7: I think you're some sort of prodigy. Yeah, middle age
Speaker 7: in Australia. The next couple of dodgy.
Speaker 4: Tournament was this where a child plays a grown ass man.
Speaker 7: This is a real tournament.
Speaker 4: So this is hurting you, yes, of course. Okay, so
Speaker 4: do you want to win? You want to solve this one? Win? Okay,
Speaker 4: you need a win now. Tomorrow we're going out for
Speaker 4: a really nice lunch. We're going to Lamarro's Paths. We've
Speaker 4: booked it. This is a place where on Sunday night,
Speaker 4: this is where the AFL had hired to have the
Speaker 4: AFL and the Captain's lunch. It's a gas stro pub.
Speaker 4: But in showburs there's a phrase there's no such thing
Speaker 4: as a free lunch. And so you know, this is
Speaker 4: a face where the captains were, you know, not the
Speaker 4: sort of underlings and people like you, really captain were
Speaker 4: on there. So pat yes, one hundred percent, you're a
Speaker 4: captain okay, Oh okay, yeah, okay, so you can be
Speaker 4: there as well. Thank you. Question cRIO. At the moment,
Speaker 4: there's a question mark whether you are at that captain's table,
Speaker 4: because at the there's a smell of a loss about
Speaker 4: you beaten by a ten year old small child at
Speaker 4: a tennis and now you can't even track down a Lama.
Speaker 4: Rio from twenty twenty four would have nailed us within
Speaker 4: an hour. I think you're a little bit a bit
Speaker 4: fumbly and mumbly. Okay, So at the moment to anyone
Speaker 4: proposing what are you proposing, I think it's fair to
Speaker 4: say there's no lunch unless you sold this case for anyone.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, we'll be there, We will be there. Okay.
Speaker 4: So you were loot in the States, They've got a
Speaker 4: nice porterhouse up for grabs. I've got my eyes that
Speaker 4: looks beautiful. So you'd want to have a winner's lunch
Speaker 4: and I want to. You'll stake up for you as
Speaker 4: you tell me the details of Barack Olama once and.
Speaker 8: For all I get to the bottom this case, Will
Speaker 8: you cut my steak?
Speaker 3: Beat it to you?
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast question.
Speaker 4: It's not the Fitzroy Lama, but my sister has three
Speaker 4: al Packers and Gippsland Barack Olama, Dalai Lama and Lamonade.
Speaker 7: But again, unless they're walking around on a lead in
Speaker 7: suburban streets, it's not that that.
Speaker 4: Now, Rio, didn't you just mention about there was a
Speaker 4: Tasmanian connection. Yes, an email here has just come in.
Speaker 4: There is a guy in Tasmani who walks a pet lama.
Speaker 4: I've actually seen him again. At the moment, I'm doing
Speaker 4: more work on the You're getting further away at the
Speaker 4: moment from the Captain's table.
Speaker 7: What did you find out in that song? Have you
Speaker 7: done more recently?
Speaker 4: I'd be if it was me. I'm heading to Tasmania
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 8: Will have to follow up with this Tasmanian person to
Speaker 8: see if that lama has been to fitzro It will
Speaker 8: be my next time.
Speaker 4: I'm not seeing any following up.
Speaker 7: Well, I'm a very busy man. They're so filthy that
Speaker 7: they're not coming to lunch because you know, yesterday they
Speaker 7: were spending half the day working out and the menu.
Speaker 4: Working out what they're going to have. Pats on the
Speaker 4: producer's group chat, which is solely dedicated to the pursuit
Speaker 4: of great content and champagne radio, Kaitlin and Maria were going,
Speaker 4: shall we do anyone else up for sharing lunch?
Speaker 7: Heard of that?
Speaker 4: Unless she was right with your brother or sister.
Speaker 8: No, there's so much good stuff on the menu that
Speaker 8: I don't just want to pick one.
Speaker 4: I want to have like moment you said, don't worry
Speaker 4: about it. It's the only way you're getting anything is
Speaker 4: if I take a doggie bag away get to Tasman.
Speaker 7: You will be feeding the steak.
Speaker 4: Sorry. At the moment, I'm feeding myself your steak, and
Speaker 4: by steak, I'm not going fifty to fifty with anybody.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian, there is a booty court in Enver Hills. The
Speaker 4: sign gets stolen regularly. Christian Town Producerio to check out
Speaker 4: the Melbourne Reddit page. There is a photo of a
Speaker 4: guy walking a lama from about a year ago. Darren,
Speaker 4: thank you many much. At the moment, Darren, you appear
Speaker 4: to be doing more work. The surreal Darren, what are
Speaker 4: you doing at midday tomorrow? Would you like to sit
Speaker 4: next to me at Lamorrow's and have a Porterhouse steak?
Speaker 4: That would have been Rios. Darren is doing more than
Speaker 4: you At the moment. You are a den of inactivity.
Speaker 7: It takes a village, Christian.
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you for your help. I haven't told you
Speaker 4: yet about something really embarrassing that happened to me last week.
Speaker 4: I reversed into somebody's car that was part about two
Speaker 4: feet behind me, and even though my car, like most
Speaker 4: modern cars, has got the old But does anyone else
Speaker 4: just get really irritated with them and go yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I think I because they ignore them.
Speaker 7: I do because they're so simple. Yes, you're like, I
Speaker 7: got I go play room.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's what it is. The night smoke alarms and
Speaker 4: go off too soon and so anyway, so I reversed
Speaker 4: this tiny little car behind me right I got out,
Speaker 4: I couldn't see where the only was, so I luckily
Speaker 4: I had some post it notes and a pen, so
Speaker 4: I wrote down my name and my phone number. She
Speaker 4: caught about two hours later, says, fine, there's hardly any damage.
Speaker 4: It's a little tiny little dink in the car, red shoe.
Speaker 4: But the thing was, there was no reason for this
Speaker 4: to happen. First of all, there's a warning system, very
Speaker 4: advanced warning system, and it was like it was two
Speaker 4: feet behind me. There was just like I still don't
Speaker 4: even know.
Speaker 7: Why in a parking lot or on the street.
Speaker 4: On the street, Jack, there's only one direction. I should
Speaker 4: have gone forward, but I went backwards into this poor
Speaker 4: little hatchbag. So I want to know about what is
Speaker 4: the shortest distance Bengal. Somebody's had Is it just getting
Speaker 4: out the driveway, you know, not like after a big
Speaker 4: long trip when you're tired. I mean really like mine
Speaker 4: was two feet just into this poor lady's car who
Speaker 4: ran me about two or she was more. I think
Speaker 4: she was ringing. She was actually I felt like she
Speaker 4: was ringing more to say thank you for leaving your
Speaker 4: name and number, because Sandy, people don't always do that
Speaker 4: these days. I have a look around and go, you
Speaker 4: did that? You scratched Someone's.
Speaker 3: Kind to the old boss.
Speaker 4: He took photo of it.
Speaker 7: He was mistaken.
Speaker 4: There was no other car. There was only one car
Speaker 4: that used to park next to him.
Speaker 7: It was your did park next to him? I didn't
Speaker 7: scratch him. He got that on out on the road somewhere.
Speaker 4: Like I said, Some people do leave a name and number.
Speaker 7: That's me.
Speaker 4: Some don't. That's out. That's Jack Post.
Speaker 2: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian Camera. They have Lama's visit the hospice there regularly
Speaker 4: to help sue the patients. My dad was there for
Speaker 4: a while, was on a lot of drugs for pain medication,
Speaker 4: and when he first started talking about Lama's visiting in
Speaker 4: his room, we thought it was lucinating.
Speaker 7: Again, Yes, Sa, I don't know if I would find
Speaker 7: the alarma in the hospital.
Speaker 4: So so the big animals and a bit wild and
Speaker 4: they can speit and kick all that equipment everywhere in
Speaker 4: sick people who can't get out of bed. Christian, I
Speaker 4: might have another lead for Rio to him get that lunch. Christian.
Speaker 4: There's Fitzroy Islands in Tazzi, so maybe this rich So
Speaker 4: I saw him in Fitzroy And someone earlier said they
Speaker 4: saw they see a man regularly walking a lama in Tasmania.
Speaker 4: It's not Fitzroy and Melbourne.
Speaker 7: Could have been Fitzroy Island.
Speaker 4: But then someone else is saying on the Reddit page,
Speaker 4: have you gone on there yet? Have you gone?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 8: Yes, I found that there is I mean, this is
Speaker 8: an incredibly hot lead.
Speaker 7: There is a white lama.
Speaker 8: And that is the color of the initial email center
Speaker 8: was Brian said, it's a white lama. There is a
Speaker 8: photo of a man with a white lama on Beach Road.
Speaker 7: So we're getting very very very very cool lesson.
Speaker 4: No, no, no. The we here is that we are very
Speaker 4: close to lunch. You are very far away from lunch
Speaker 4: at the moment.
Speaker 5: Okay, and Beach Road is nowhere.
Speaker 3: Near No, no, no, it's paths is right.
Speaker 4: Actually, there's nowhere near it closer than you've got what
Speaker 4: you've got the Sint Kilda lama.
Speaker 8: Yes, there's us that killed a lama, but very eye
Speaker 8: chairs that this could be the lamma that we're after.
Speaker 4: You know what, I could entirely believe that there would
Speaker 4: be some hawking alarm and killed her. Anything goes show
Speaker 4: me that time we were out for dinner in the dog.
Speaker 4: You know sometimes when someone takes their dog out and
Speaker 4: it's for lunch or dinner and they just put they
Speaker 4: tie one bit of the dog lead to the table leg.
Speaker 4: This suddenly Jack and that was screaming behind us, like
Speaker 4: watch out, watch out. There was a bloody great great
Speaker 4: Dane galloping towards us. The other end of his league
Speaker 4: was attached this metallic table and there was like flailing
Speaker 4: people on the side.
Speaker 7: He was bouncing down the street behind.
Speaker 13: Him to the dog.
Speaker 4: Again. It happened in Saint Kilney. Is probably fleeing a
Speaker 4: lama back alarmor for we know, all right, so we're
Speaker 4: talking short distance Bengals. Pats, you've got a store about this.
Speaker 6: It's so funny, My brother was reversing out of his
Speaker 6: driveway as his wife was returning home from work. Neither
Speaker 6: of them saw one another, and they're both banged into
Speaker 6: one another in their try.
Speaker 7: No two cars, god bang, no one saw one another.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just remember the time now. Once in the UK,
Speaker 4: I reversed into my mother in law's brand new car.
Speaker 4: She'd had less than a week. Actually, I've got four
Speaker 4: minutes ignoring those crashing into them, and she'd she actually
Speaker 4: came out, she was staying at how she came out
Speaker 4: and burst into tears. Car boys, you know when someone
Speaker 4: says something you had no idea because I've always dreamed
Speaker 4: of having a white car. Remember Actually my wife looking
Speaker 4: at me like I couldn't believe what somehow it almost
Speaker 4: like I've done it on purpose, right, car crunched that
Speaker 4: with your white guy mother in law on a white
Speaker 4: car and rememb we're actually not getting out the car
Speaker 4: for a while. I actually actually thought about just driving off,
Speaker 4: like never coming home ever again. All right, there's a
Speaker 4: short distance Bengals that's going to Ashley now, Good morning Ashley, Good.
Speaker 9: Morning guys, thanks for taking the call. I didn't actually
Speaker 9: make it out of the individual car parking space at
Speaker 9: the car park.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's a really short distance.
Speaker 9: It was very short. I realized it at the time.
Speaker 9: I was at the end. I was in a multi
Speaker 9: story car park, and I was at the end of
Speaker 9: a lot. I was on the very side, and so
Speaker 9: there was a car on one side of me, and
Speaker 9: on the other side was this concrete barrier that came
Speaker 9: up about a meter, but it wasn't high enough to
Speaker 9: be able to be seen out the window. And by
Speaker 9: the time I'd gotten back to my car, I'd completely
Speaker 9: forgotten I was there. So rather than going forward a
Speaker 9: little bit and then turning, I just kind of went
Speaker 9: to pull out straight away, and I scraped off the
Speaker 9: entire side of my car. The left side of my
Speaker 9: car was just cactus. And I was just so embarrassed
Speaker 9: and so filthy of myself that I refuse to pay
Speaker 9: the couple of thousand dollars to go to the panel
Speaker 9: beaters for the inconvenience, and I just do the whole
Speaker 9: thing up with duct tape.
Speaker 4: Great men, Great, look you're winning. You're winning. That look
Speaker 4: is really good.
Speaker 9: Oh look I was. It was that way for about
Speaker 9: a year or so, I reckon before I ended up
Speaker 9: replacing the car because the died of old age. So
Speaker 9: I was just a guy who had one side of
Speaker 9: his car completely made up with duct tape.
Speaker 4: That's a great story, Ashley, thank you very much for
Speaker 4: giving us a call.
Speaker 7: Those concrete pillars out and the underground car parks are
Speaker 7: so bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: You always look at the corners of them and they've
Speaker 7: got like a multi colored display of cars scrap scraped
Speaker 7: through in the past nine.
Speaker 3: Four one four one four three For your short distance bingles.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show Gone podcast a couple.
Speaker 4: Of days ago, we're talking about we're getting into call
Speaker 4: him with your stories about what have you piffed or
Speaker 4: sad something get peffed at you and soon called him.
Speaker 6: I piffed a raw soft inch over two backyards on
Speaker 6: for someone's garage roof.
Speaker 11: I have another person with me and she.
Speaker 4: Dared me to do it, so I can't stop thinking
Speaker 4: about this. Right, how far do you think you could
Speaker 4: throw a lob of sausage? Whi'll pit for sausage. So
Speaker 4: we've decided that in two days time we were going
Speaker 4: to have sauce toss here at the radio station.
Speaker 8: Gotta do a sas touss Babby this morning.
Speaker 7: Try to toss that sauce from here to Japan.
Speaker 8: Jarrito, watch a buppy, Watchip Latta, gotta toss that sausage,
Speaker 8: saying that's nag.
Speaker 7: As far as you can.
Speaker 4: We have the production ready, so I thought we do
Speaker 4: it here at the radio station, right, because we just
Speaker 4: need to find a venue and the other thing is right.
Speaker 4: I don't think we can be chucking around for health
Speaker 4: and safety raw uncooked meat.
Speaker 14: But that was.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 4: We're gonna have to cook ohs. You know what oh
Speaker 4: is like here, they will cover us in red tape.
Speaker 4: There will be no sauce Fest this Friday. Okay, so
Speaker 4: we're gonna have to pre cook. I'm happy to do
Speaker 4: this Thursday night to pre cook the snags. I bring
Speaker 4: them in the next morning.
Speaker 7: Thundlings will do that you don't have to be doing.
Speaker 4: At the moment. They can't find the truth about a lama.
Speaker 4: I'm worried about them correctly cooking sausages. Okay, So we
Speaker 4: pre cook the sausages, bring them in Friday, listen, and
Speaker 4: throw them as fast I can. Okay, how far do
Speaker 4: you think someone's going to lob one? Because I'm now
Speaker 4: looking at there's a little alleyway just by our studio
Speaker 4: here that thought we could call sausage. Anne. I actually
Speaker 4: think they're easy. Why to chuck it down there into
Speaker 4: perhaps his news room?
Speaker 5: Excuse me? I want them in my news room.
Speaker 7: I don't think they can because we're indoors, so you
Speaker 7: can't get the hide on it.
Speaker 4: The ceilings out there are about sort of thirty thirty
Speaker 4: four US.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, as I all that.
Speaker 4: That's so good. I amcg the ceilings here in showbiz.
Speaker 7: No way are they going to make it down to
Speaker 7: the news room.
Speaker 4: Oh we easily, Joan. No, No, there's not enough heart rio,
Speaker 4: don't you think there? But someone over here a good
Speaker 4: maybe a crooked tell us something exactly.
Speaker 8: It's not about heights, about speed. Yes, you want to
Speaker 8: flat like in Tennessee, a really flat shot. You want
Speaker 8: to do a really you know what?
Speaker 4: Even done that? You ever done ax throwing or throwing
Speaker 4: a tomahawk?
Speaker 7: I have done that throwing. Actually, then what do you do?
Speaker 4: You don't go up heights.
Speaker 7: You go direct, that's true, but you're not going for distance.
Speaker 4: You have a target, yes, yes, the target is the
Speaker 4: news No sacks.
Speaker 6: You've done well, I will say though I'm glad we're
Speaker 6: cooking them because I think they will.
Speaker 5: They'll go further if they.
Speaker 7: Zoo.
Speaker 5: But they will go further because if you're not.
Speaker 4: Just like, yes, you know, and that is a noisy
Speaker 4: woman and me raw meat walls of sausage alley. They
Speaker 4: must be pre good, must be so we don't hear
Speaker 4: on Friday.
Speaker 5: Show any Are we doing a thicker in the sausage?
Speaker 4: I think a big, old, big kind of you're chucking
Speaker 4: a kind of not one of those something else, something else.
Speaker 4: Basically you'll be chucking a big, slug, hefty sausage, like
Speaker 4: a kind of meat truncheon.
Speaker 7: Yeah, And I think the thick it is, the less
Speaker 7: chance it's going to break up what you do.
Speaker 4: With your hands.
Speaker 3: You're on video, we're not chucking them down. Okay, John
Speaker 3: Wayne bob it.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 3: So let's focus, guys, let's focus focus.
Speaker 4: He got his sausage taken off, tossed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you don't know about that.
Speaker 4: Story is a head of a story, head of a story? Anyway,
Speaker 4: we now must we must focus ahead of so what
Speaker 4: we calling it so tossts Okay, okay, so we're looking
Speaker 4: for athletes tape part this Friday.
Speaker 3: You can call in now nine four one four one
Speaker 3: four three.
Speaker 4: I thought the prize needs to be a meat tray.
Speaker 7: That's a ya makes sense.
Speaker 4: Everyone loves to win a meat train. It feels that's
Speaker 4: what you win. You throw the meat, you win the meat. Okay,
Speaker 4: that's if you can get it back out of Pats's
Speaker 4: sort of newscage she's got down there. Good luck, good
Speaker 4: luck with that, okay. So we need an official meat
Speaker 4: supplier of SOS Toss twenty five. So Butcher's calling as
Speaker 4: well to provide, provide the snacks and also the meat tray.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: We're about to find our meat supplier and provider of
Speaker 4: the amazing prize that awaits whoever is SOS Toss winner.
Speaker 4: Who we have here? Nicole? Good morning, Nicole?
Speaker 3: How are you I'm doing?
Speaker 4: Nicole, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: So you Butcher, Yes, we've got a butcher shopping Tallamarine and.
Speaker 4: Give yourself a plug. What's it called.
Speaker 1: It's called meat to you and it's an assembly drive
Speaker 1: in Tellamarine. We've been around for fifteen years and we
Speaker 1: saw a sale product from our own tours and farms.
Speaker 4: In back of marsh great, good for you. And is
Speaker 4: it a family business?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yep, great?
Speaker 3: Okay, Now, Nicole, we need an amazing meat tray.
Speaker 4: What do you have in mind? A surprise at the
Speaker 4: end of SOS tos.
Speaker 1: We're looking at a family meat tray. It's got some
Speaker 1: legal am bone in, some loin shops, premium mints, barbecue sausages,
Speaker 1: and some Anger Scotch phil At steak and we can
Speaker 1: also chuck into rumple or make you jump.
Speaker 11: I knew Patty you'd love that.
Speaker 4: Yeh. She loves raw meat.
Speaker 11: She loves a lot of meat.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: Oh all right, anyone who have been listening to your
Speaker 1: show for ages.
Speaker 2: And I love it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, she's great. She's great. Play of raw mints
Speaker 4: in front of it. She can't help herself. Now, this
Speaker 4: sounds like a lot of meat. How long do you
Speaker 4: think this will feed the family for It'll.
Speaker 1: Be at least a week?
Speaker 4: Wow, we waited weeks. This sounds bigger now doesn't if
Speaker 4: your phrads are that win a week's worth of meat
Speaker 4: Monday chops, Tuesday mince, Wednesday Angus steaks?
Speaker 7: What are we having that rump that makes us chump Thursday?
Speaker 3: We can have it on Sunday.
Speaker 4: All right, you skipped ahead. I haven't done Thursday Friday.
Speaker 4: Say well, listen, Nicole, this is amazing. Thank you very
Speaker 4: very much. Okay, and do you want to come down?
Speaker 4: Do you want to come down with all the meat?
Speaker 4: Are you right to also provide us with the snacks?
Speaker 4: We can?
Speaker 10: Yeah, we can.
Speaker 1: Problem great, we're in your opinion.
Speaker 7: What's the best for throwing?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got beef, pork, chicken.
Speaker 12: I'd definitely go to beef.
Speaker 4: Have you denser?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got a little bit of waiting it so
Speaker 1: you can get some thrust.
Speaker 4: On it, right, everybody grow up? Okay, okay, all right
Speaker 4: Nicole from meat to you and tell the marine assembly drive.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, no problem, all right, if you
Speaker 4: want to take part when that metro you heard Nicole, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
Speaker 4: I don't know about Friday, and so I'll come back
Speaker 4: to you in a minute. Sunday.
Speaker 3: Get your rump on.
Speaker 4: But you gotta win it this Riday by chucking that
Speaker 4: sausage further than anybody else.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.
Speaker 4: If your stories of coincidence and chance, already the bases
Speaker 4: are loaded. Jack has one pass us one. I've got
Speaker 4: callers lined up've got emails coming in. Let's get into it,
Speaker 4: believe it or not.
Speaker 10: What are the huns?
Speaker 4: You gotta be justhing me like?
Speaker 7: Were you with Cheryl who married a Hunt?
Speaker 4: Who works weird? The Cheryl.
Speaker 7: Who married a Hunt?
Speaker 4: As were some of our favorites from last week.
Speaker 15: My mom was born in Scotland. She grew up in
Speaker 15: two addresses, one in John Street, one in Park Road.
Speaker 15: Many years later, my dad was set up with my
Speaker 15: mum on a blind date, ended up getting married and
Speaker 15: my dad's name is John Park.
Speaker 14: I was helping out on a school excursion with my
Speaker 14: daughter and sat down next to the teacher on the
Speaker 14: way home from this sustainable living excursion and realized I
Speaker 14: was sitting next to a long lost cousins.
Speaker 11: Traveling around Victorian wine country is my father in law?
Speaker 11: A while ago the guy who was a winemaker was
Speaker 11: serving us. He used to be a carpenter. Turned out
Speaker 11: that he was a carpenter who made the rowing boat
Speaker 11: that my father in law rowed in the nineteen fifty
Speaker 11: six Olympics and won a bronze medal in.
Speaker 4: That's one of my favorites. Well, it's incredible, all right.
Speaker 4: So the Kickers Off today had an email that came
Speaker 4: in this week. The subject heading was name as in
Speaker 4: number play merging two features we do then from Andy
Speaker 4: and Bomb Beach. Christian. A couple of hours after hearing
Speaker 4: the name game last week, when you had that crazy
Speaker 4: lady on, Madonna Schmidt Madonna Smith, I was this into
Speaker 4: your radio station and the Madonna's song came on. I
Speaker 4: pulled up at the lights, still listening to the Madonna song,
Speaker 4: and the registration of the car in front of me
Speaker 4: was Smith s m I double te We played the
Speaker 4: name game and this crazy loom was on and her
Speaker 4: name was Madonna Smit. Later on the Madonna signed the
Speaker 4: car read show was Smith. This is incredible, Christian. One
Speaker 4: of the odds. I brought an escape room voucher from
Speaker 4: Group on. I thought it'd be great for my husband
Speaker 4: and I had to do something different. A daughter had
Speaker 4: done a few and said we should do them. Anyway,
Speaker 4: we went last weekend. I told my husband it's in
Speaker 4: a church in Richmond. He said, where, what number? What street?
Speaker 4: I told him, He said, you are kidding me. Him
Speaker 4: and his family used to live in it for years.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, we got there and even pointed out which
Speaker 4: room was his.
Speaker 7: And now he said, old house in an escape room.
Speaker 3: Yes, the church, yes, yes, nothing.
Speaker 4: The thing about radio is the voice needs a little silence.
Speaker 4: Mute radio. We were in, Yes?
Speaker 2: Is that what?
Speaker 4: It was? A copy? Old excuse? Don't meant for you? Friday,
Speaker 4: and I've been thrown in your office. By the way,
Speaker 4: we didn't make out at the time, and not of course. Now, Sonia,
Speaker 4: he's telling you the story. This is from my bedroom,
Speaker 4: Mom and Dad's was there? All right, Jack, You've got
Speaker 4: a story.
Speaker 7: Yes, I was eating an avocado.
Speaker 4: Don't expect anything for me.
Speaker 7: I was eating a smashed avocado yesterday right here in
Speaker 7: Richmond in a cafe when my wife texted me and said,
Speaker 7: can you please go to a furniture store and check
Speaker 7: the comfiness of a couch that we're interested in buying.
Speaker 7: Where'd you go, King Living, No, it was called Lounge Lovers.
Speaker 7: I looked it up right across the road from where
Speaker 7: I was sitting.
Speaker 4: I'm not doing this because of your lack of response
Speaker 4: earlier to Sonia's email about the church escape room.
Speaker 3: You'res this weaker.
Speaker 7: I'm looking out that I'm eating and I look at chance.
Speaker 4: That tepid mile chance. However, I now have a waer
Speaker 4: or what are the odds about lounshop? Our couch is.
Speaker 3: From and I believe Rios as well?
Speaker 4: Is it yours?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 7: They do also have a lounge loves as well.
Speaker 3: What are you getting?
Speaker 7: We're not getting a couch, We're getting in a love seat.
Speaker 7: That's what it's called. Love seat. It's like a it's
Speaker 7: like a one point five. It's like between an armchair
Speaker 7: and the couch.
Speaker 4: Keep it to yourself, it must be nice.
Speaker 7: That's what they called.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, perhaps what's yours?
Speaker 5: I have got a red red hot? What are the
Speaker 5: odds this week?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 6: You know how last week we had the lovely people
Speaker 6: from Fresco dropped off those reusable coffee.
Speaker 5: Even like got our names engraved on them and.
Speaker 6: Hand delivered the fraser their their rep did that same
Speaker 6: day I had the Mother's Day Classic media launch lunch
Speaker 6: which I was sat at and who should happen to
Speaker 6: be sitting to my left right next to me the
Speaker 6: team from Frescos.
Speaker 4: You saved the feature?
Speaker 3: What are the Fresco also?
Speaker 4: I'm just putting together pieces yesterday, so nine o'clock there's
Speaker 4: a bit of drama coming in. Oh, my son's not
Speaker 4: very well. I must rush back once I've had a
Speaker 4: lovely breakfast. Your poor wife there dealing with a sum
Speaker 4: with aviva. No, we don't worry. I'm in no rush
Speaker 4: taking time to smearing the avocado all over the bakers. Wow,
Speaker 4: what are the odds? Actually pretty predicable?
Speaker 3: Night's driven.
Speaker 4: Now for your stories, bonus over the next color weeks
Speaker 4: if we can get any more furniture based. What are
Speaker 4: the odds?
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm doing well.
Speaker 4: Why I can always just tell Sometimes you get a
Speaker 4: little bit distracted this last half other show. Guess guess
Speaker 4: what I'm just started to put up with? What prod you?
Speaker 4: Seria and Jack trying to have a whispered conversation so
Speaker 4: it wouldn't distrike me. Reel was alarmed that he may
Speaker 4: have had sex on the corners. I mean, I'm trying
Speaker 4: to focus on the show. Okay. He was like, whispering,
Speaker 4: miss I'm in the studio in a sound proof for him,
Speaker 4: I can hear. Oh this said the name was triggering.
Speaker 4: Then Chack was like, you bang one of the things
Speaker 4: god show. Okay, then keep it out in the studio.
Speaker 4: This is my sacred space.
Speaker 5: Jackie. You should be focused on time waster about this.
Speaker 4: Time trying to you know, you were really engaged. You
Speaker 4: were really engaged. Okay, what are the odds? But you
Speaker 4: to Rea may have mated with one of You's get
Speaker 4: this show back on track, please, just in Jo, good.
Speaker 12: Boy, good morning, Christian.
Speaker 4: What are you got it?
Speaker 12: My knee and I booked an appointment to see a
Speaker 12: surgeon and I went into the appointment and the surgeon's like, oh,
Speaker 12: is that your name?
Speaker 16: And I was like yeah, and he.
Speaker 12: Goes, that's really weird. He goes, I've got someone booked
Speaker 12: in today with the same name, first name, surname, with
Speaker 12: the same injury. Oh wow, so yeah, weird.
Speaker 3: What are the odds. That's a great one, right, start
Speaker 3: to send it.
Speaker 10: Thank you very much, not a problem for you.
Speaker 4: Now, a little side game. You might be hearing these
Speaker 4: chorus now which one?
Speaker 7: Very well?
Speaker 4: Yes? Okay, Marty is it Marty, Marty? Good morning, good morning?
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 4: I'm very good Marty. I hope you well. Thanks for
Speaker 4: taking martin Today's show. Marty, what are the odds?
Speaker 16: I've got three kids, They're all grown up now. But
Speaker 16: they were all born at the Mercy Hospital Family Bersi
Speaker 16: Clinic the five years apart between those one and they
Speaker 16: were all delured by the same midwife.
Speaker 4: So that's in a twenty year period, isn't it. She said,
Speaker 4: got four kids five years.
Speaker 16: Apart, three kids five years apart.
Speaker 4: Fifteen it's very impressive.
Speaker 16: It's unusual to have three to have three natural births
Speaker 16: in the clinic, and it's very unusual to have the
Speaker 16: same midwife. Point that when we got to the third child,
Speaker 16: we went in there and she was she wasn't even there,
Speaker 16: and when we got there, the labor just stopped. About
Speaker 16: half an hour later, Sue came on Judy and soon
Speaker 16: she came on duty. Touch she said, he was just
Speaker 16: waiting for me.
Speaker 4: Amazing, Charlotte soon the midwife. I love it, Marty, thank
Speaker 4: you very much.
Speaker 9: You love them.
Speaker 4: Brad, Good morning, Brad, this guy good morning, hey Brad.
Speaker 4: Welcome to show what are the odds off you go? Brad.
Speaker 10: My name is Brad Gavin. I had worked at a
Speaker 10: place with a guy named Gabon. His twin brother's name
Speaker 10: was Brad. In the same place, I worked with a
Speaker 10: guy named Chris. My brother's name is Chris, and we
Speaker 10: both had a sister named Julie.
Speaker 4: No, this is epic.
Speaker 3: This is epic, the Gabon connection.
Speaker 7: I'm not a big fan of what I am the coincidence.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, look over the road. This is huge. Believe
Speaker 4: it or not. I say thank you very much, Brad Gabin,
Speaker 4: thank you. He brought it. Christian O'Connell show on podcast
Speaker 4: Today's Time Way, So let's get into it. Did any
Speaker 4: of us know that today is National keep it Down Day?
Speaker 7: I didn't know.
Speaker 4: You just have a little bit of quiet in the office,
Speaker 4: you know, if you know a loud talker. Yes. Researchers
Speaker 4: found that there is a seventy five percent chance they
Speaker 4: grew up as a youngest child in families where they
Speaker 4: had to over project to have their voice. Arg Now,
Speaker 4: if you're listening, list thinking, Christian, I've got someone in
Speaker 4: the workplace. What can I do? I don't upset anybody.
Speaker 4: I don't want you upselling anybody. Experts recommend to avoid
Speaker 4: offending them. Simply say I'm sorry, I think this is
Speaker 4: going to upset you. Don't say to someone you probably
Speaker 4: don't realize, but your voice, boy, I can really carry.
Speaker 3: An expert said oh, thanks, Experton.
Speaker 4: That's actually offensive. No, it is rio that's offensive that.
Speaker 7: It's because of the tone you put into it.
Speaker 8: If you said, hey, I'm not thinking of anyone was say, hey, Caitlin,
Speaker 8: did you know your voice really carries Kenn?
Speaker 4: You offended by that?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can probably don't realize king. But all right,
Speaker 4: So we're looking for your quiet songs today. What's on
Speaker 4: quiet FM? Chili Pepper's got They are a noisy bandypend
Speaker 4: that bass and yelling around on stage and they carrying
Speaker 4: on with that big song aeroplane. They've got quieter version
Speaker 4: of aeroplane. That's right, aeroplane mode.
Speaker 7: Yeah, a good scenic to it.
Speaker 4: Again, but we had a nice flight, didn't we. You two?
Speaker 4: Great song beautiful Day. But again Bono's yelling the noisy
Speaker 4: guitar from the edge, beautiful day, beautiful. Keep it down, guys,
Speaker 4: Blue Oyster Cult. That's a noisy old song, isn't it.
Speaker 4: You're listening out for the Reaper. I don't hear the
Speaker 4: very good and what a great song that was? Any commosie,
Speaker 4: Here comes a hot stepper. But if he's banging out
Speaker 4: with this hot stepping, it comes the hot Slipper. That's Betty.
Speaker 4: I was getting so nervous all I said, chat, he's
Speaker 4: a bloody awful I forgot the stand of the show
Speaker 4: sometimes see me. You gonna have the meat tray. No
Speaker 4: one else wants it. Jack, what have you got?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I got Phil Phil Collins.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Shudio obviously, bro Slipper, come slipper.
Speaker 3: Plane mold mime after mime.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 3: Silver you shush me all that long.
Speaker 4: One oh one route Bronze.
Speaker 7: You're going down tomorrow, mane, I'll take it. Mumble number five.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Silver plus all right, what have you got?
Speaker 7: Then?
Speaker 4: We're looking for your silent songs Quiet songs on four
Speaker 4: seven five O three one oh four three. If you're
Speaker 4: getting a gold plus, you're winning extra two hundred dollars
Speaker 4: in cash.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 4: Two hundred dollars in cash for every goal plus if
Speaker 4: you're getting them on today's time, way sir, thanks to
Speaker 4: dream Home Art Union. Now this week, every time Jack
Speaker 4: gives out a gold plus, you get two hundred dollars
Speaker 4: in cash. We've been playing the sound offects of an
Speaker 4: old fashioned till opening like ka ching and we're handing
Speaker 4: over you the cash. Something has happening to the till
Speaker 4: of the night. This is not the same sound effect.
Speaker 4: It's catching on the way out the drawer, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, sticking a bit there. I just give it
Speaker 4: all the way. I need some WD fourty the old
Speaker 4: till anyway, we keep that one going, all right, So
Speaker 4: quiet songs, Jack, you ready, let's do it. What about
Speaker 4: a careful whisper.
Speaker 7: All brick whisper was already in there, bronze.
Speaker 4: Library eyes gold, No, no, no, no no, it is
Speaker 4: trapped murmur on the dance floor, not murder. God, you
Speaker 4: see if I get my chain open, Oh there there's
Speaker 4: a two hundred dollars was trapped in It is that
Speaker 4: when a kitchen jaw, and that when the prime pan
Speaker 4: handles gets wedged. King of Whisper, thinking silver some Shannon,
Speaker 4: it's a quiet day for a white wedding, Billie Idol bronze.
Speaker 4: It's from Rachel Tranquila Queen tranquil piece and quiet Tranquil
Speaker 4: silvil plus slumber of sixty nine silver. I saw the
Speaker 4: sign language. Oh god, blah, there you go. The shush
Speaker 4: must go on.
Speaker 3: Bronze like a quiet prayer, Father Silver, quiet prayer.
Speaker 4: A little less conversation, A little more quiet, please, From Elvis,
Speaker 4: Sarah and Dingley. I would do you know, a great
Speaker 4: song meet though I would do anything for love, but
Speaker 4: I didn't quite catch that. Oh god, that is high class.
Speaker 4: Well done? Who's that? Josh? Stay? Well done? There it is.
Speaker 4: There is your money there, Devo whip. It was ruling noisy,
Speaker 4: wasn't it? Zip it the ship's noisy actually in the cinema.
Speaker 4: Yeah no, that's slurping.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, you sht me all night long.
Speaker 4: From Richard.
Speaker 7: Very similar to one of mine. Silver.
Speaker 4: Wow, wee silver. Okay, those are your winners today. Last
Speaker 4: song for us coming up next, listeners, we need to
Speaker 4: have an honest chat with you, an honest chat. Never
Speaker 4: thought this day would come, but today is that day.
Speaker 4: An honest chat. I thought I knew you. Yeah, well
Speaker 4: you should feel awkward. Christian O'Connell show go on podcast. Normally,
Speaker 4: as we say goodbye to you guys, we're always excited
Speaker 4: about the next time we talk tomorrow morning. Hopefully we're
Speaker 4: leaving something in the oven for you to open up
Speaker 4: us and start the show tomorrow and for us to go.
Speaker 4: Here's something we baked overnight. It's a fresh cake for
Speaker 4: sort of a slice of jack. Perhaps there's nothing in
Speaker 4: the oven. I had someone prepared, but I'm afraid listeners
Speaker 4: do not want to be part of I can't believe
Speaker 4: I'm actually saying this sauce toss.
Speaker 7: We meant to use that cake analogy. We've made a
Speaker 7: sausage cake and no one wants to eat it.
Speaker 4: Everyone's like, I'm vegan, we have production ready, gotta.
Speaker 8: Do a sauce touss baby this morning.
Speaker 4: Waste of time, waste of time, and that is a
Speaker 4: sad situation for us to be in. Let's just talk,
Speaker 4: Let's just let's just go over the reality of it.
Speaker 4: We had what I thought was a decent idea of
Speaker 4: you coming in Friday and throwing sausage as far as
Speaker 4: you can to win a a banquet, a meat tray
Speaker 4: provided by a lovely butcher's fanny, butcher's nicole from meat
Speaker 4: to you. You're talking about seven days worth of meaty
Speaker 4: meals every single day, rump mints, anger steaks, snap.
Speaker 3: Lamb on the bone.
Speaker 4: I didn't mention them. Only that was the problem. Did
Speaker 4: I mention the lamb on the bone anyway? No one
Speaker 4: called him to take part. Jack has been saying he's
Speaker 4: been running. I gotta be honest a smear can you
Speaker 4: haven't touched it. You haven't touched it. You let me
Speaker 4: do all the heavy lived in here, and I'm drowning
Speaker 4: under all these snacks right now. Heybody happens out pick
Speaker 4: up a snack? Would you?
Speaker 3: You've left her brother's drowning. You're not coming to the
Speaker 3: captain's table.
Speaker 7: I thought it was a lot to ask people to
Speaker 7: come in on a Friday, means you got to move,
Speaker 7: push work back a boss and coming in la God
Speaker 7: to throw sausages. I thought maybe a monetary bride would
Speaker 7: be more. All right, fair enough I as well, But
Speaker 7: we got to give them how much?
Speaker 4: How much? How many people do we think we need
Speaker 4: to do this? Where we can save.
Speaker 7: To do a competition? You only need two people. That's
Speaker 7: our bare minimum.
Speaker 3: You can you care at the moment we have donuts,
Speaker 3: we have, there's no more coming.
Speaker 7: You can have two people have just actually.
Speaker 4: We've got like the engineers, we've got two cables.
Speaker 7: No way, two people, two people. This isn't anything.
Speaker 4: Get a grand fetal burial. It'll be less than like
Speaker 4: ten seconds.
Speaker 2: To do it.
Speaker 7: Critical mass is five?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I reckon five or six. We've got a lot
Speaker 4: of work, all right, So an honest chat, how much
Speaker 4: money do you think is going to turn this from
Speaker 4: a nothing to actually having bodies here? Two hundred three
Speaker 4: hundred five?
Speaker 7: What that's what people expect from a radio competition in
Speaker 7: twenty twenty five?
Speaker 4: Well, bare minimum? Isn't that a sad state of affairs?
Speaker 4: R S E can attract a crowd giving away a
Speaker 4: meat tray, okay, every seven nights a week, but I'm
Speaker 4: paid now. Suddenly people have got a little bit greedy
Speaker 4: now that people like Kay and j are rocking up
Speaker 4: with five millions doll on this Alpha sucks? What about
Speaker 4: nonsense that Fox are doing where they're giving you like
Speaker 4: millions of dollars and suddenly the good old humble meat tray,
Speaker 4: a good, honest Australian meat tray isn't enough. Well, I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: I've judged Australian radio badly. This is this is sad
Speaker 4: and that people are calling in a think Kelly Kelly Kelly, Hello,
Speaker 4: Kelly Kelly Kelly. If you can hear my voice, I
Speaker 4: can hear you?
Speaker 12: Can you hear me?
Speaker 4: Okay? Now listen, Kelly, are you calling him because you'd
Speaker 4: like to take part Friday in Sostos twenty five.
Speaker 17: Look, I came down for the longest pop and my
Speaker 17: champagne bottle wouldn't pop and it released life. It not
Speaker 17: wasn't premature. It was the opposite, wasn't that? And I
Speaker 17: think I could toss a sausage.
Speaker 4: So you're in and you call them because there might
Speaker 4: be money on this or just the lure of the
Speaker 4: meat rays enough.
Speaker 17: Oh look I've got four children and me try meat
Speaker 17: Try would be awesome. The cash would be great on
Speaker 17: the side.
Speaker 4: But yeah, and how much cash on the side? Would
Speaker 4: one hundred be enough? One hundred and fifty two hundred
Speaker 4: to three hundred and five hundred dollar chances a grad
Speaker 4: Sat Day?
Speaker 17: And you brought money into this, I have to say,
Speaker 17: I'm going to come from Geelong, so it'd have to
Speaker 17: be over five hundred.
Speaker 13: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: Do you know?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 7: Do you negotiate?
Speaker 9: You know what?
Speaker 7: People?
Speaker 4: Now I'm now stepping up and saying saucest is over,
Speaker 4: no more talk of it. It's just going to be
Speaker 4: a very sore scar now in my heart. But Sosfest
Speaker 4: twenty five
Speaker 2: Is canceled, See You Tomorrow, Christian O'Connell Show Gone podcast