Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
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Speaker 2: hear a great story, one thousand dollars for our call
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Speaker 2: great story. It's an amazing story in America yesterday about a toddler.
Speaker 2: He did not all the security that they have at
Speaker 2: the White House. And Biden happened to be in the
Speaker 2: White House yesterday and lortd toddler. Because they can get
Speaker 2: anywhere and cause all kinds of mischief and damage, but
Speaker 2: actually break through, will crawl through the I think it's
Speaker 2: like a two hundred million dollar security fence all around
Speaker 2: the perimeter.
Speaker 3: A toddler squeezed through the metal fencing and started making
Speaker 3: his way towards the north lawn while his parents watched
Speaker 3: from Pennsylvania Avenue. Secret Service agents quickly scooped him up
Speaker 3: and then brought him to his parents.
Speaker 2: This is amazing. I mean, why have gaps then? If
Speaker 2: I'm a terrorist? Right now I'm watching news and I
Speaker 2: know what I'm doing I'm going to a load of
Speaker 2: like preschool things and I'm recruiting those kids. I believe
Speaker 2: that babies can be radicalized very easy. If you said
Speaker 2: Lisa can have unlimited to of sugar, which is you
Speaker 2: just crawled through the gates. That's why the baby should
Speaker 2: have been punished harder. And that's the problem with as
Speaker 2: President Trump would lock them up, seriously, a baby prison somewhere.
Speaker 2: So that's someone we want to talk about. Toddler damage
Speaker 2: when Toddler's Go Wild, one of our favorite phoners which
Speaker 2: we weren't sure I was going to work, but did
Speaker 2: work about babies doing damage. Patsy did ORDI when she
Speaker 2: was told them because they can. They're so quick.
Speaker 4: They're like stealth bombers. That's the thing.
Speaker 5: It's not only what they get to do, but it's
Speaker 5: the speed at which they do.
Speaker 2: And then there's this sudden quietness. Now, yes, it's so
Speaker 2: nice quiet, and then I've got to oh my god,
Speaker 2: it's so quiet. That's actually a problem, that's a thing.
Speaker 4: By then it's too late.
Speaker 2: She's got something's destroyed. She got broken into white House,
Speaker 2: that classic one.
Speaker 5: No, she got into my makeup and got my foundation,
Speaker 5: my base, which is just like submit, it's hard to
Speaker 5: get off and schmear it.
Speaker 2: Allo, where do you go Bunnings?
Speaker 5: The brand I've got jack is actually they use it
Speaker 5: in TV like it's it's really good stuff.
Speaker 4: It's like, I mean, it's good coverage.
Speaker 2: You can't have muggle Maker. You can get it and
Speaker 2: Auntie carry.
Speaker 4: And I she did put me onto it. Yeah, she said,
Speaker 4: you've got to use this stuff. It's brilliance by.
Speaker 2: TV and radios carry big more. Because you're not worth it.
Speaker 2: You can't have it. It's just for us media peoples.
Speaker 4: Are you finished over there?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I reckon I am.
Speaker 5: Anyway, she smarde it all down the back of a
Speaker 5: white couch we had and makeup, yes, my media makeup.
Speaker 5: No amount of steam cleaning could fix that sucker. So
Speaker 5: we had to throw the couch out.
Speaker 2: Well, we pushed it up by we goes by something
Speaker 2: very big, too big for a landfield. Doesn get thrown
Speaker 2: out by the newman's couches. Thing that the dog chewedor
Speaker 2: leg off that had to go.
Speaker 4: Oh, the whole setting and then barbecue. No, so we
Speaker 4: pushed pushed the couch up to the wall so you
Speaker 4: couldn't say it. But then I got sick of it,
Speaker 4: and I said to Chris, now it's got to go.
Speaker 2: I remember when when we first became parents, it was
Speaker 2: two thousand and four, and so I remember used to
Speaker 2: just it was all videos vhs and these were back
Speaker 2: in the day, amazing, right, And so she would get
Speaker 2: a little bit quiet in the morning when you've been
Speaker 2: up so early, like at the weekend of those early
Speaker 2: couple of years party where they're.
Speaker 4: Awake right, half nice sleeping, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And of course on the week I would go, I've
Speaker 2: got to do a breakfast. You have to do all
Speaker 2: the hard work for five days. And then the weekend,
Speaker 2: Oh damn it, half five and I'm pretending to be asleep.
Speaker 2: My wife's going, I know you're awake. Yeah, the bed.
Speaker 2: You can at least do two shifts. So I would go, right,
Speaker 2: where's that old VH raise my video cassette?
Speaker 6: My kids?
Speaker 2: Yes, anyway, it wouldn't go in, and I couldn't work
Speaker 2: out what was and I would put my hand and
Speaker 2: see what was it. There was someone jamming there. There
Speaker 2: was an old, stale bit of toast that did haven
Speaker 2: jam on it, and the sugar obviously dried into all
Speaker 2: the Lisa Knack at this VHS, but I remember almost crying.
Speaker 2: It's like, I'm gonna go and buy a new asy
Speaker 2: is that there's nothing open now for a new video.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to get down on my hands and
Speaker 2: knees at six am on a Sunday and play with
Speaker 2: plaster seen people and felt. All right, So Toddler's gone wilde?
Speaker 2: What story have you got about Toddler destruction? It could
Speaker 2: be winning one thousand dollars a co All of the
Speaker 2: Week ninety three, screaming jet song God twelve minutes past seven?
Speaker 2: Where would you even buy that? Media makeup? Mean you
Speaker 2: can't go to David Jones, who gets that? Christian Connell's
Speaker 2: show podcast, I get it all right. You really want
Speaker 2: to take part in this forty hour movie mouth and
Speaker 2: we're asking you to us why you should be in
Speaker 2: the cinewa and there's only going to be sixteen of
Speaker 2: you there. This is the strongest pitch we've had. Yep, Christian,
Speaker 2: I have spent three months in a coma, so now
Speaker 2: sleep is something I just don't do. WHOA, I will
Speaker 2: not fall asleep during that strongest pitch ever. I gotta
Speaker 2: put them in. I mean bring on seventy two hours. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: forty hours. I'm not doing seventy two hours, Danny. We've
Speaker 2: got to get you onto our show. That is incredible. Uh.
Speaker 2: You know when you I thought would be on safe
Speaker 2: ground with toddler stories, right, how extreme can they be
Speaker 2: on the expensive phone system we have here? Right, the
Speaker 2: producers label up just like you know, great energy or whatever.
Speaker 2: Here's what I'm looking at now. So there's ten lines going.
Speaker 2: Line seven toddler, no, Allison, Line eight, no, line nine, no,
Speaker 2: line four, no, line six. No. What are these? Are
Speaker 2: they doing major crimes? What are these toddlers doing here
Speaker 2: in Australia? I spoke to line nine that was painting
Speaker 2: with their own pooh. That's the sort of thing you
Speaker 2: put straight through. You've got guns. All right, let's go
Speaker 2: to Maria. She's on the rare few.
Speaker 6: Yes, Maria, HII, Christian and team.
Speaker 2: How are you will Maria? So toddler damage? What's what happened?
Speaker 7: So when my youngest daughter was about two, I was
Speaker 7: holding her standing outside the atm, at the atm, outside
Speaker 7: the bank, withdrawing money and just as the card pops
Speaker 7: back out, you know, when the transaction is completed quick
Speaker 7: as anything, like a magician. She just grabbed that card
Speaker 7: and it fell out of her hands, straight into the
Speaker 7: little metal bed, straight in there, like just protection, like
Speaker 7: it was planned. I never saw my card again. I
Speaker 7: just wanted to store.
Speaker 6: What I wanted to do.
Speaker 7: And I had to ring up and say that I
Speaker 7: knew my card wasn't lost. I knew where it was,
Speaker 7: but they had to report it as well.
Speaker 2: A peer lost practice. You know where it is, just
Speaker 2: out the front, why you walk out?
Speaker 7: It always just precision, it just dragging to her hand.
Speaker 2: And a criminal. Maria, thank you very much your story.
Speaker 2: Have a good day.
Speaker 7: No, thank you.
Speaker 2: That was lovely and that's why that's a yes. Let's
Speaker 2: go to Kelly now another yes, Kelly Toddler's Gone Wild.
Speaker 8: Hi, guys, I.
Speaker 9: Have two boys. So they were sort of evil geniuses together.
Speaker 9: And I was enjoying the piece one morning, and I
Speaker 9: should have known better than to enjoy any piece. And
Speaker 9: I'd gone down to their playroom and they had been
Speaker 9: painting with vegemite. So they were getting their toy cards
Speaker 9: and dipping them into the jar and.
Speaker 8: Then driving around and then having a good.
Speaker 2: Old time project that idea.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and so I had screamed, lost my tiny man mind,
Speaker 8: and to help me out, they had gone to get
Speaker 8: sprain wipe and windecks and stuff, and then they emptied
Speaker 8: this train and windex by clean into the same couch
Speaker 8: and sort of dislike dissolved the venom like around the.
Speaker 2: Couch, and basically they made it even worse.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, helpfully make it worse.
Speaker 2: Sounds got cray twins there, Kenny, Thank you very much
Speaker 2: for colling the show man. Have a good day, no woes.
Speaker 2: All right, Le's see if you've got any more yeses.
Speaker 2: Toddler's Gone Wild The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Big Story
Speaker 2: yesterday at the White House.
Speaker 3: And Toddler squeezed through the metal fencing and started making
Speaker 3: his way towards the North Lin while his parents watched
Speaker 3: from Pennsylvania Avenue. Secret Service agents quickly scooped him up
Speaker 3: and then brought him to his parents.
Speaker 2: Do you know what the Secret Service should have is
Speaker 2: other babies, recruit them, you know, Toddler turned on Toddler
Speaker 2: catch a poacher, to catch a poacher. Good morning, guys,
Speaker 2: We're talking about Toddler damage today on nine four one
Speaker 2: four one four three cushion. When my son was too
Speaker 2: my husband fell asleep in the couch. What how many
Speaker 2: stories there are about the dad falling asleep and then
Speaker 2: c mischief my husband for the sit on the couch.
Speaker 2: So my son thought'd be a great opportunity to get
Speaker 2: up to mischief. He climbed over the couch and baby
Speaker 2: played and grabbed the super cream, climbed back onto the couch,
Speaker 2: opened up the tub. Do you super cream? The tubs
Speaker 2: smith the whole content of the container, painted himself, his hair,
Speaker 2: the couch, the carpet, their little kid's couch. She covered
Speaker 2: from her head to tell it, it took forever to
Speaker 2: get that stuff up. Yeah, so greasy. All right, let's
Speaker 2: go to Adam Toddler Damage. What's your story Adam?
Speaker 1: Yeah, morning, guys. My daughter swallowed a screw dew. So
Speaker 1: we had an ike flat pack and my ex put
Speaker 1: all the screws and everything into a cup and she
Speaker 1: was putting together. Got to the last screw. My daughter
Speaker 1: picked it up. She look it around and just put
Speaker 1: it down like she was drinking a cup of water.
Speaker 6: No, yeah, so off to her agency. X rays the
Speaker 6: whole works, and I've now got an X ray where
Speaker 6: you can see a screw just sitting right in the stomach.
Speaker 2: That is quite a And then we've got so many
Speaker 2: photos of our kids, but that's a great one to
Speaker 2: get out at birthday parties. And so what.
Speaker 1: Happened and I have to get out, well we have
Speaker 1: to wait for it to pull it out and then
Speaker 1: saw through a poo to make sure it came out.
Speaker 4: There's been so much talk about the cheese this week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Adam, thank you very much the story mate. Have
Speaker 2: a good day.
Speaker 6: Thanks guys.
Speaker 1: Cheers.
Speaker 2: Jan Hi, good morning, Jan so Todd the damage. What happened?
Speaker 10: Yeah, Well, I was in the Bendigo Bank in Dryden
Speaker 10: with my three year old daughter Beck. She just came
Speaker 10: out of kinder and I was talking to the teller
Speaker 10: and unbeknign to me, Beck had walked around behind the
Speaker 10: counter and pressed the emergency buttons. So I'm the only
Speaker 10: customer in the bank. Next thing, the police work up
Speaker 10: at the front. There is three police cars. They came
Speaker 10: running into the bank with get guns drawn and who
Speaker 10: do they point their guns at but me? And I'm
Speaker 10: standing there on my own thinking what is going on here?
Speaker 10: Because they think the place is being robbed and I'm
Speaker 10: the rubber, Thanks Beck.
Speaker 2: And then a little another baby tipped up because, like
Speaker 2: I said, of a secret service, there stand aside as.
Speaker 2: I've got this. That's the comporate points of the baby.
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