WEBVTT - MINI: Toddlers Gone Wild

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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Every week in the show, we give away when we

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<v Speaker 2>hear a great story, one thousand dollars for our call

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<v Speaker 2>of the week, thanks to Mercedes Benz Berrick. It could

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<v Speaker 2>go this morning, could be tomorrow. But every week one

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<v Speaker 2>of you walks away with one thousand dollars for a

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<v Speaker 2>great story. It's an amazing story in America yesterday about a toddler.

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<v Speaker 2>He did not all the security that they have at

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<v Speaker 2>the White House. And Biden happened to be in the

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<v Speaker 2>White House yesterday and lortd toddler. Because they can get

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<v Speaker 2>anywhere and cause all kinds of mischief and damage, but

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<v Speaker 2>actually break through, will crawl through the I think it's

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<v Speaker 2>like a two hundred million dollar security fence all around

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<v Speaker 2>the perimeter.

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<v Speaker 3>A toddler squeezed through the metal fencing and started making

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<v Speaker 3>his way towards the north lawn while his parents watched

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<v Speaker 3>from Pennsylvania Avenue. Secret Service agents quickly scooped him up

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<v Speaker 3>and then brought him to his parents.

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<v Speaker 2>This is amazing. I mean, why have gaps then? If

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a terrorist? Right now I'm watching news and I

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<v Speaker 2>know what I'm doing I'm going to a load of

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<v Speaker 2>like preschool things and I'm recruiting those kids. I believe

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<v Speaker 2>that babies can be radicalized very easy. If you said

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<v Speaker 2>Lisa can have unlimited to of sugar, which is you

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<v Speaker 2>just crawled through the gates. That's why the baby should

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<v Speaker 2>have been punished harder. And that's the problem with as

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<v Speaker 2>President Trump would lock them up, seriously, a baby prison somewhere.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's someone we want to talk about. Toddler damage

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<v Speaker 2>when Toddler's Go Wild, one of our favorite phoners which

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<v Speaker 2>we weren't sure I was going to work, but did

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<v Speaker 2>work about babies doing damage. Patsy did ORDI when she

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<v Speaker 2>was told them because they can. They're so quick.

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<v Speaker 4>They're like stealth bombers. That's the thing.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not only what they get to do, but it's

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<v Speaker 5>the speed at which they do.

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<v Speaker 2>And then there's this sudden quietness. Now, yes, it's so

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<v Speaker 2>nice quiet, and then I've got to oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>it's so quiet. That's actually a problem, that's a thing.

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<v Speaker 4>By then it's too late.

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<v Speaker 2>She's got something's destroyed. She got broken into white House,

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<v Speaker 2>that classic one.

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<v Speaker 5>No, she got into my makeup and got my foundation,

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<v Speaker 5>my base, which is just like submit, it's hard to

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<v Speaker 5>get off and schmear it.

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<v Speaker 2>Allo, where do you go Bunnings?

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<v Speaker 5>The brand I've got jack is actually they use it

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<v Speaker 5>in TV like it's it's really good stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like, I mean, it's good coverage.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't have muggle Maker. You can get it and

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<v Speaker 2>Auntie carry.

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<v Speaker 4>And I she did put me onto it. Yeah, she said,

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<v Speaker 4>you've got to use this stuff. It's brilliance by.

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<v Speaker 2>TV and radios carry big more. Because you're not worth it.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't have it. It's just for us media peoples.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you finished over there?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon I am.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway, she smarde it all down the back of a

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<v Speaker 5>white couch we had and makeup, yes, my media makeup.

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<v Speaker 5>No amount of steam cleaning could fix that sucker. So

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<v Speaker 5>we had to throw the couch out.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we pushed it up by we goes by something

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<v Speaker 2>very big, too big for a landfield. Doesn get thrown

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<v Speaker 2>out by the newman's couches. Thing that the dog chewedor

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<v Speaker 2>leg off that had to go.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, the whole setting and then barbecue. No, so we

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<v Speaker 4>pushed pushed the couch up to the wall so you

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<v Speaker 4>couldn't say it. But then I got sick of it,

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<v Speaker 4>and I said to Chris, now it's got to go.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember when when we first became parents, it was

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<v Speaker 2>two thousand and four, and so I remember used to

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<v Speaker 2>just it was all videos vhs and these were back

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<v Speaker 2>in the day, amazing, right, And so she would get

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit quiet in the morning when you've been

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<v Speaker 2>up so early, like at the weekend of those early

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<v Speaker 2>couple of years party where they're.

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<v Speaker 4>Awake right, half nice sleeping, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>And of course on the week I would go, I've

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<v Speaker 2>got to do a breakfast. You have to do all

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<v Speaker 2>the hard work for five days. And then the weekend,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh damn it, half five and I'm pretending to be asleep.

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<v Speaker 2>My wife's going, I know you're awake. Yeah, the bed.

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<v Speaker 2>You can at least do two shifts. So I would go, right,

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<v Speaker 2>where's that old VH raise my video cassette?

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<v Speaker 6>My kids?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, anyway, it wouldn't go in, and I couldn't work

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<v Speaker 2>out what was and I would put my hand and

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<v Speaker 2>see what was it. There was someone jamming there. There

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<v Speaker 2>was an old, stale bit of toast that did haven

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<v Speaker 2>jam on it, and the sugar obviously dried into all

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<v Speaker 2>the Lisa Knack at this VHS, but I remember almost crying.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, I'm gonna go and buy a new asy

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<v Speaker 2>is that there's nothing open now for a new video.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have to get down on my hands and

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<v Speaker 2>knees at six am on a Sunday and play with

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<v Speaker 2>plaster seen people and felt. All right, So Toddler's gone wilde?

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<v Speaker 2>What story have you got about Toddler destruction? It could

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<v Speaker 2>be winning one thousand dollars a co All of the

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<v Speaker 2>Week ninety three, screaming jet song God twelve minutes past seven?

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<v Speaker 2>Where would you even buy that? Media makeup? Mean you

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<v Speaker 2>can't go to David Jones, who gets that? Christian Connell's

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<v Speaker 2>show podcast, I get it all right. You really want

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<v Speaker 2>to take part in this forty hour movie mouth and

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<v Speaker 2>we're asking you to us why you should be in

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<v Speaker 2>the cinewa and there's only going to be sixteen of

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<v Speaker 2>you there. This is the strongest pitch we've had. Yep, Christian,

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<v Speaker 2>I have spent three months in a coma, so now

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<v Speaker 2>sleep is something I just don't do. WHOA, I will

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<v Speaker 2>not fall asleep during that strongest pitch ever. I gotta

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<v Speaker 2>put them in. I mean bring on seventy two hours. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>forty hours. I'm not doing seventy two hours, Danny. We've

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<v Speaker 2>got to get you onto our show. That is incredible. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>You know when you I thought would be on safe

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<v Speaker 2>ground with toddler stories, right, how extreme can they be

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<v Speaker 2>on the expensive phone system we have here? Right, the

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<v Speaker 2>producers label up just like you know, great energy or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's what I'm looking at now. So there's ten lines going.

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<v Speaker 2>Line seven toddler, no, Allison, Line eight, no, line nine, no,

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<v Speaker 2>line four, no, line six. No. What are these? Are

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<v Speaker 2>they doing major crimes? What are these toddlers doing here

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<v Speaker 2>in Australia? I spoke to line nine that was painting

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<v Speaker 2>with their own pooh. That's the sort of thing you

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<v Speaker 2>put straight through. You've got guns. All right, let's go

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<v Speaker 2>to Maria. She's on the rare few.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, Maria, HII, Christian and team.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you will Maria? So toddler damage? What's what happened?

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<v Speaker 7>So when my youngest daughter was about two, I was

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<v Speaker 7>holding her standing outside the atm, at the atm, outside

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<v Speaker 7>the bank, withdrawing money and just as the card pops

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<v Speaker 7>back out, you know, when the transaction is completed quick

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<v Speaker 7>as anything, like a magician. She just grabbed that card

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<v Speaker 7>and it fell out of her hands, straight into the

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<v Speaker 7>little metal bed, straight in there, like just protection, like

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<v Speaker 7>it was planned. I never saw my card again. I

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<v Speaker 7>just wanted to store.

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<v Speaker 6>What I wanted to do.

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<v Speaker 7>And I had to ring up and say that I

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<v Speaker 7>knew my card wasn't lost. I knew where it was,

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<v Speaker 7>but they had to report it as well.

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<v Speaker 2>A peer lost practice. You know where it is, just

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<v Speaker 2>out the front, why you walk out?

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<v Speaker 7>It always just precision, it just dragging to her hand.

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<v Speaker 2>And a criminal. Maria, thank you very much your story.

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<v Speaker 2>Have a good day.

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<v Speaker 7>No, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>That was lovely and that's why that's a yes. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>go to Kelly now another yes, Kelly Toddler's Gone Wild.

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<v Speaker 8>Hi, guys, I.

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<v Speaker 9>Have two boys. So they were sort of evil geniuses together.

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<v Speaker 9>And I was enjoying the piece one morning, and I

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<v Speaker 9>should have known better than to enjoy any piece. And

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<v Speaker 9>I'd gone down to their playroom and they had been

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<v Speaker 9>painting with vegemite. So they were getting their toy cards

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<v Speaker 9>and dipping them into the jar and.

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<v Speaker 8>Then driving around and then having a good.

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<v Speaker 2>Old time project that idea.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, and so I had screamed, lost my tiny man mind,

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<v Speaker 8>and to help me out, they had gone to get

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<v Speaker 8>sprain wipe and windecks and stuff, and then they emptied

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<v Speaker 8>this train and windex by clean into the same couch

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<v Speaker 8>and sort of dislike dissolved the venom like around the.

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<v Speaker 2>Couch, and basically they made it even worse.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, yeah, yeah, helpfully make it worse.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds got cray twins there, Kenny, Thank you very much

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<v Speaker 2>for colling the show man. Have a good day, no woes.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Le's see if you've got any more yeses.

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<v Speaker 2>Toddler's Gone Wild The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Big Story

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<v Speaker 2>yesterday at the White House.

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<v Speaker 3>And Toddler squeezed through the metal fencing and started making

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<v Speaker 3>his way towards the North Lin while his parents watched

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<v Speaker 3>from Pennsylvania Avenue. Secret Service agents quickly scooped him up

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<v Speaker 3>and then brought him to his parents.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what the Secret Service should have is

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<v Speaker 2>other babies, recruit them, you know, Toddler turned on Toddler

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<v Speaker 2>catch a poacher, to catch a poacher. Good morning, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>We're talking about Toddler damage today on nine four one

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<v Speaker 2>four one four three cushion. When my son was too

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<v Speaker 2>my husband fell asleep in the couch. What how many

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<v Speaker 2>stories there are about the dad falling asleep and then

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<v Speaker 2>c mischief my husband for the sit on the couch.

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<v Speaker 2>So my son thought'd be a great opportunity to get

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<v Speaker 2>up to mischief. He climbed over the couch and baby

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<v Speaker 2>played and grabbed the super cream, climbed back onto the couch,

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<v Speaker 2>opened up the tub. Do you super cream? The tubs

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<v Speaker 2>smith the whole content of the container, painted himself, his hair,

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<v Speaker 2>the couch, the carpet, their little kid's couch. She covered

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<v Speaker 2>from her head to tell it, it took forever to

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<v Speaker 2>get that stuff up. Yeah, so greasy. All right, let's

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<v Speaker 2>go to Adam Toddler Damage. What's your story Adam?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, morning, guys. My daughter swallowed a screw dew. So

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<v Speaker 1>we had an ike flat pack and my ex put

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<v Speaker 1>all the screws and everything into a cup and she

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<v Speaker 1>was putting together. Got to the last screw. My daughter

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<v Speaker 1>picked it up. She look it around and just put

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<v Speaker 1>it down like she was drinking a cup of water.

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<v Speaker 6>No, yeah, so off to her agency. X rays the

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<v Speaker 6>whole works, and I've now got an X ray where

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<v Speaker 6>you can see a screw just sitting right in the stomach.

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<v Speaker 2>That is quite a And then we've got so many

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<v Speaker 2>photos of our kids, but that's a great one to

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<v Speaker 2>get out at birthday parties. And so what.

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<v Speaker 1>Happened and I have to get out, well we have

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<v Speaker 1>to wait for it to pull it out and then

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<v Speaker 1>saw through a poo to make sure it came out.

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<v Speaker 4>There's been so much talk about the cheese this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Adam, thank you very much the story mate. Have

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<v Speaker 2>a good day.

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<v Speaker 6>Thanks guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Cheers.

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<v Speaker 2>Jan Hi, good morning, Jan so Todd the damage. What happened?

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, Well, I was in the Bendigo Bank in Dryden

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<v Speaker 10>with my three year old daughter Beck. She just came

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<v Speaker 10>out of kinder and I was talking to the teller

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<v Speaker 10>and unbeknign to me, Beck had walked around behind the

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<v Speaker 10>counter and pressed the emergency buttons. So I'm the only

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<v Speaker 10>customer in the bank. Next thing, the police work up

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<v Speaker 10>at the front. There is three police cars. They came

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<v Speaker 10>running into the bank with get guns drawn and who

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<v Speaker 10>do they point their guns at but me? And I'm

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<v Speaker 10>standing there on my own thinking what is going on here?

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<v Speaker 10>Because they think the place is being robbed and I'm

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<v Speaker 10>the rubber, Thanks Beck.

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<v Speaker 2>And then a little another baby tipped up because, like

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<v Speaker 2>I said, of a secret service, there stand aside as.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got this. That's the comporate points of the baby.

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