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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Every week in the show, we give away when we

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Speaker 2: hear a great story, one thousand dollars for our call

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Speaker 2: of the week, thanks to Mercedes Benz Berrick. It could

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Speaker 2: go this morning, could be tomorrow. But every week one

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Speaker 2: of you walks away with one thousand dollars for a

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Speaker 2: great story. It's an amazing story in America yesterday about a toddler.

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Speaker 2: He did not all the security that they have at

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Speaker 2: the White House. And Biden happened to be in the

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Speaker 2: White House yesterday and lortd toddler. Because they can get

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Speaker 2: anywhere and cause all kinds of mischief and damage, but

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Speaker 2: actually break through, will crawl through the I think it's

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Speaker 2: like a two hundred million dollar security fence all around

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Speaker 2: the perimeter.

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Speaker 3: A toddler squeezed through the metal fencing and started making

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Speaker 3: his way towards the north lawn while his parents watched

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Speaker 3: from Pennsylvania Avenue. Secret Service agents quickly scooped him up

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Speaker 3: and then brought him to his parents.

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Speaker 2: This is amazing. I mean, why have gaps then? If

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Speaker 2: I'm a terrorist? Right now I'm watching news and I

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Speaker 2: know what I'm doing I'm going to a load of

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Speaker 2: like preschool things and I'm recruiting those kids. I believe

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Speaker 2: that babies can be radicalized very easy. If you said

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Speaker 2: Lisa can have unlimited to of sugar, which is you

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Speaker 2: just crawled through the gates. That's why the baby should

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Speaker 2: have been punished harder. And that's the problem with as

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Speaker 2: President Trump would lock them up, seriously, a baby prison somewhere.

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Speaker 2: So that's someone we want to talk about. Toddler damage

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Speaker 2: when Toddler's Go Wild, one of our favorite phoners which

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Speaker 2: we weren't sure I was going to work, but did

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Speaker 2: work about babies doing damage. Patsy did ORDI when she

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Speaker 2: was told them because they can. They're so quick.

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Speaker 4: They're like stealth bombers. That's the thing.

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Speaker 5: It's not only what they get to do, but it's

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Speaker 5: the speed at which they do.

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Speaker 2: And then there's this sudden quietness. Now, yes, it's so

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Speaker 2: nice quiet, and then I've got to oh my god,

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Speaker 2: it's so quiet. That's actually a problem, that's a thing.

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Speaker 4: By then it's too late.

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Speaker 2: She's got something's destroyed. She got broken into white House,

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Speaker 2: that classic one.

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Speaker 5: No, she got into my makeup and got my foundation,

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Speaker 5: my base, which is just like submit, it's hard to

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Speaker 5: get off and schmear it.

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Speaker 2: Allo, where do you go Bunnings?

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Speaker 5: The brand I've got jack is actually they use it

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Speaker 5: in TV like it's it's really good stuff.

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Speaker 4: It's like, I mean, it's good coverage.

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Speaker 2: You can't have muggle Maker. You can get it and

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Speaker 2: Auntie carry.

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Speaker 4: And I she did put me onto it. Yeah, she said,

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Speaker 4: you've got to use this stuff. It's brilliance by.

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Speaker 2: TV and radios carry big more. Because you're not worth it.

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Speaker 2: You can't have it. It's just for us media peoples.

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Speaker 4: Are you finished over there?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I reckon I am.

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Speaker 5: Anyway, she smarde it all down the back of a

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Speaker 5: white couch we had and makeup, yes, my media makeup.

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Speaker 5: No amount of steam cleaning could fix that sucker. So

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Speaker 5: we had to throw the couch out.

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Speaker 2: Well, we pushed it up by we goes by something

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Speaker 2: very big, too big for a landfield. Doesn get thrown

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Speaker 4: Oh, the whole setting and then barbecue. No, so we

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Speaker 4: and I said to Chris, now it's got to go.

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Speaker 2: I remember when when we first became parents, it was

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Speaker 2: a little bit quiet in the morning when you've been

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Speaker 4: Awake right, half nice sleeping, Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: And of course on the week I would go, I've

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Speaker 2: Oh damn it, half five and I'm pretending to be asleep.

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Speaker 2: My wife's going, I know you're awake. Yeah, the bed.

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Speaker 2: You can at least do two shifts. So I would go, right,

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Speaker 2: where's that old VH raise my video cassette?

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Speaker 6: My kids?

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Speaker 2: Yes, anyway, it wouldn't go in, and I couldn't work

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Speaker 2: was an old, stale bit of toast that did haven

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Speaker 2: It's like, I'm gonna go and buy a new asy

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Speaker 2: is that there's nothing open now for a new video.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to get down on my hands and

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Speaker 2: plaster seen people and felt. All right, So Toddler's gone wilde?

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Speaker 2: What story have you got about Toddler destruction? It could

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Speaker 2: be winning one thousand dollars a co All of the

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Speaker 2: Week ninety three, screaming jet song God twelve minutes past seven?

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Speaker 2: Where would you even buy that? Media makeup? Mean you

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Speaker 2: can't go to David Jones, who gets that? Christian Connell's

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Speaker 2: show podcast, I get it all right. You really want

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Speaker 2: to take part in this forty hour movie mouth and

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Speaker 2: we're asking you to us why you should be in

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Speaker 2: the cinewa and there's only going to be sixteen of

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Speaker 2: you there. This is the strongest pitch we've had. Yep, Christian,

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Speaker 2: I have spent three months in a coma, so now

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Speaker 2: sleep is something I just don't do. WHOA, I will

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Speaker 2: not fall asleep during that strongest pitch ever. I gotta

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Speaker 2: put them in. I mean bring on seventy two hours. No, no, no,

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Speaker 2: forty hours. I'm not doing seventy two hours, Danny. We've

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Speaker 2: got to get you onto our show. That is incredible. Uh.

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Speaker 2: You know when you I thought would be on safe

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Speaker 2: ground with toddler stories, right, how extreme can they be

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Speaker 2: on the expensive phone system we have here? Right, the

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Speaker 2: producers label up just like you know, great energy or whatever.

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Speaker 2: Here's what I'm looking at now. So there's ten lines going.

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Speaker 2: Line seven toddler, no, Allison, Line eight, no, line nine, no,

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Speaker 2: line four, no, line six. No. What are these? Are

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Speaker 2: they doing major crimes? What are these toddlers doing here

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Speaker 2: with their own pooh. That's the sort of thing you

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Speaker 2: put straight through. You've got guns. All right, let's go

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Speaker 2: to Maria. She's on the rare few.

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Speaker 6: Yes, Maria, HII, Christian and team.

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Speaker 2: How are you will Maria? So toddler damage? What's what happened?

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Speaker 7: So when my youngest daughter was about two, I was

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Speaker 7: holding her standing outside the atm, at the atm, outside

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Speaker 7: the bank, withdrawing money and just as the card pops

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Speaker 7: as anything, like a magician. She just grabbed that card

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Speaker 7: little metal bed, straight in there, like just protection, like

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Speaker 7: it was planned. I never saw my card again. I

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Speaker 6: What I wanted to do.

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Speaker 7: And I had to ring up and say that I

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Speaker 7: but they had to report it as well.

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Speaker 2: A peer lost practice. You know where it is, just

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Speaker 7: It always just precision, it just dragging to her hand.

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Speaker 2: And a criminal. Maria, thank you very much your story.

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Speaker 2: Have a good day.

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Speaker 7: No, thank you.

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Speaker 2: That was lovely and that's why that's a yes. Let's

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Speaker 2: go to Kelly now another yes, Kelly Toddler's Gone Wild.

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Speaker 8: Hi, guys, I.

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Speaker 9: Have two boys. So they were sort of evil geniuses together.

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Speaker 9: And I was enjoying the piece one morning, and I

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Speaker 9: I'd gone down to their playroom and they had been

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Speaker 9: painting with vegemite. So they were getting their toy cards

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Speaker 8: Then driving around and then having a good.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, and so I had screamed, lost my tiny man mind,

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Speaker 8: sprain wipe and windecks and stuff, and then they emptied

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Speaker 2: Couch, and basically they made it even worse.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, helpfully make it worse.

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Speaker 2: Sounds got cray twins there, Kenny, Thank you very much

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Speaker 2: for colling the show man. Have a good day, no woes.

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Speaker 2: All right, Le's see if you've got any more yeses.

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Speaker 2: Toddler's Gone Wild The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Big Story

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Speaker 2: yesterday at the White House.

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Speaker 3: And Toddler squeezed through the metal fencing and started making

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Speaker 3: from Pennsylvania Avenue. Secret Service agents quickly scooped him up

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Speaker 2: Do you know what the Secret Service should have is

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Speaker 2: other babies, recruit them, you know, Toddler turned on Toddler

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Speaker 2: catch a poacher, to catch a poacher. Good morning, guys,

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Speaker 2: We're talking about Toddler damage today on nine four one

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Speaker 2: four one four three cushion. When my son was too

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Speaker 2: my husband fell asleep in the couch. What how many

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Speaker 2: So my son thought'd be a great opportunity to get

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Speaker 2: played and grabbed the super cream, climbed back onto the couch,

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Speaker 2: smith the whole content of the container, painted himself, his hair,

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Speaker 2: the couch, the carpet, their little kid's couch. She covered

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Speaker 2: from her head to tell it, it took forever to

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Speaker 2: go to Adam Toddler Damage. What's your story Adam?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, morning, guys. My daughter swallowed a screw dew. So

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Speaker 1: we had an ike flat pack and my ex put

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Speaker 1: all the screws and everything into a cup and she

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Speaker 1: was putting together. Got to the last screw. My daughter

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Speaker 6: No, yeah, so off to her agency. X rays the

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Speaker 6: whole works, and I've now got an X ray where

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Speaker 6: you can see a screw just sitting right in the stomach.

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Speaker 2: That is quite a And then we've got so many

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Speaker 2: photos of our kids, but that's a great one to

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Speaker 2: get out at birthday parties. And so what.

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Speaker 1: Happened and I have to get out, well we have

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Speaker 1: to wait for it to pull it out and then

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Speaker 1: saw through a poo to make sure it came out.

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Speaker 4: There's been so much talk about the cheese this week.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Adam, thank you very much the story mate. Have

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Speaker 2: a good day.

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Speaker 6: Thanks guys.

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Speaker 1: Cheers.

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Speaker 2: Jan Hi, good morning, Jan so Todd the damage. What happened?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, Well, I was in the Bendigo Bank in Dryden

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Speaker 10: with my three year old daughter Beck. She just came

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Speaker 10: and unbeknign to me, Beck had walked around behind the

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Speaker 10: customer in the bank. Next thing, the police work up

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Speaker 10: at the front. There is three police cars. They came

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Speaker 10: running into the bank with get guns drawn and who

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Speaker 10: do they point their guns at but me? And I'm

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Speaker 10: standing there on my own thinking what is going on here?

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Speaker 10: Because they think the place is being robbed and I'm

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Speaker 10: the rubber, Thanks Beck.

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Speaker 2: And then a little another baby tipped up because, like

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Speaker 2: I said, of a secret service, there stand aside as.

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Speaker 2: I've got this. That's the comporate points of the baby.

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