Speaker 1: Quest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: All right, So sometimes on the show we did something
Speaker 3: called the one word phone and where we just have
Speaker 3: one word and we see what stories you've got. Yesterday
Speaker 3: we had this amazing story about keys from Pascal.
Speaker 1: A friend of mine drove me to the airport. Her
Speaker 1: car was actually stolen, but what actually happened was that
Speaker 1: this other guy who drove a similar car had parked
Speaker 1: in a non parking zone and had wrung his father
Speaker 1: to come and pick it up. When the father arrived,
Speaker 1: the son's car had actually been towed away, and he
Speaker 1: found my friend's car and he tried the keys, which
Speaker 1: actually opened the door. The son finally got back, he
Speaker 1: goes to his dad's place and he goes, where's my car?
Speaker 1: That's not my car.
Speaker 3: So the one word is keys. What stories have you
Speaker 3: got involving keys? On nine four one one four to three.
Speaker 4: I had a key car story when I had my
Speaker 4: first car in nineteen eighty six, Toyota Corona. The front
Speaker 4: door didn't work, the lock didn't work, and I had
Speaker 4: to climb in through the passenger door if I wanted
Speaker 4: to lock my car.
Speaker 5: I was asking much and jukes of hazard. They used
Speaker 5: to do that. How long did that carry on going?
Speaker 6: For?
Speaker 4: That would have been about six months before the came.
Speaker 3: I thought once or twice until you've got it easily
Speaker 3: repairs hot not our boy.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: We're doing a one word phone in right now. One
Speaker 3: word many stories, Keys, What is your story? Involving Keys
Speaker 3: on nine four one four one oh four three? Producers,
Speaker 3: They're not forgotten. What's that song I've.
Speaker 5: Got the Key, I've got this. We need that The
Speaker 5: Secret Urban Cookie Collective?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 5: Do you remember?
Speaker 6: That?
Speaker 4: Is a disco song?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've got the Key, I've got the secret. No, no, no,
Speaker 5: he goes, I've got the key, I've got the secret.
Speaker 4: It starts like, yeah, yeah, I feel like I'm listening to.
Speaker 5: No we just do carry Hokey Me and Patsy.
Speaker 3: All right, So Keys nine four one four, one oh
Speaker 3: four three, Good morning Jesse.
Speaker 7: Good morning Christian team.
Speaker 5: How are we? Yeah, we're going Jesse. So Keys, what's
Speaker 5: your story? Mate?
Speaker 7: So, myself and a few of the boys decided we'd
Speaker 7: go up to Aubrey for the racers big meat that
Speaker 7: they have up there, and on the way up he
Speaker 7: was being a pest. Happened everyone on the ears. It's
Speaker 7: a four hour drive and then up there, I remember.
Speaker 4: That when you were nine.
Speaker 5: One of his ears.
Speaker 7: Serious all day, dacking everyone, pushing everyone over. And then
Speaker 7: we sawt we'd play a trick on him. He left
Speaker 7: his keys up on the bench and we threw him
Speaker 7: in our pocket and hit him from him and he
Speaker 7: was drunk, so he didn't realize. And we're about three
Speaker 7: and a half hours on the way home and one
Speaker 7: of the other boys that we'd met up there calls
Speaker 7: up and goes, he has anyone accidentally grabbed my car key?
Speaker 3: Oh ye, sucking Aubrey feels like a movie.
Speaker 7: The pest is obviously unknowing what's happened. And then Frank
Speaker 7: around and drive back. He obviously just got.
Speaker 5: Jesse. That's a great story.
Speaker 7: Another three and a half hours of ficking is on
Speaker 7: the way back.
Speaker 5: Jesse, Thank you very much, mate. It's good to mesh.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Good morning. All right, So what's your story
Speaker 5: involving keys?
Speaker 2: Oh years ago, we decided my partner and I decided
Speaker 2: to have a romantic weekend away in areas inlet. We
Speaker 2: hired a nice little apartment and it had everything was
Speaker 2: really lovely, and he bought his old Commodore, and he
Speaker 2: loved his Commodore, and he thought when we went out
Speaker 2: for a walk, he thought, I'll hide the keys. Okay,
Speaker 2: well around there is in that.
Speaker 5: There's so many Commodore rustlers around there. Ye, so he don't,
Speaker 5: don't Victor.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Later that day, I decided to steam some potatoes.
Speaker 5: And really, don't.
Speaker 3: I steam some potatoes, okay, I guess yea, And I'm short.
Speaker 2: And the microwave was above where I couldn't see inside it,
Speaker 2: so you know, he was having a shower. So I
Speaker 2: put the potatoes and plastic bag and put them up
Speaker 2: in the microwave, and it blew up, along with his keys.
Speaker 2: Of course, it had the key, you know, the key lock.
Speaker 2: It exploded.
Speaker 5: Not microwave friendly, No potato.
Speaker 2: Very happy. There was my fault, of course, but anyway, yeah,
Speaker 2: so we had to get someone to come and bring
Speaker 2: the spare key.
Speaker 5: You can come from steam those potatoes. It scorched, yes,
Speaker 5: she said, all right, thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 5: Just got a Jackie now morning Jackie.
Speaker 6: Hi guys, Hi guys, Hi, guys hi, I've.
Speaker 5: Got hi guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hello, sorry, all right, that's enough fun everybody. It's
Speaker 3: like flicking ees of the radio, isn't it now, Jackie,
Speaker 3: what is your story about keys?
Speaker 6: Well, morning, guys, sorry, carry we put all We pulled
Speaker 6: out our logo on the name as we want to
Speaker 6: advertise it and an opportunity to see found a set
Speaker 6: of keys which belonged to the car front of the factory,
Speaker 6: and obviously stole it.
Speaker 5: So stole the company car with your logo on the side.
Speaker 6: Yes, with the key. So three months later we got
Speaker 6: a phone call from an irate neighbor saying, for christ sakes,
Speaker 6: do you have to keep parking your car over our driveway?
Speaker 6: And we've stopped and looked at each other and went
Speaker 6: which registered number is this? And they told us and
Speaker 6: we said, oh, that's the stolen car. So we quickly
Speaker 6: got onto another car and went off and stole it back.
Speaker 3: Now this is tomorrow's phone and rests brilliant.
Speaker 5: That's wonderful, Jackie.
Speaker 6: But the best thing was the asteroid was full of
Speaker 6: money and the tank was full of petrol, so we
Speaker 6: got a bonus out of it being stolen. And I
Speaker 6: could well imagine the thief coming out and going I
Speaker 6: want to report this. But there's no honor amongst these,
Speaker 6: now is this?
Speaker 5: It's about worth a coin to a major crime, please detective.
Speaker 6: But of course we had to sell the car again
Speaker 6: quickly because he had the set of keys, so he
Speaker 6: could have stolen it back.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's Monday's phone and when you have to say
Speaker 3: it again, the pencil that morning. But all right, well, Jackie,
Speaker 3: thank you very much your story.
Speaker 6: Good morning, thank you for listening to me.
Speaker 4: Good morning.
Speaker 5: What is going on? It is I've got the secret.
Speaker 3: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.