WEBVTT - MINI: Keys

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<v Speaker 1>Quest.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, So sometimes on the show we did something

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<v Speaker 3>called the one word phone and where we just have

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<v Speaker 3>one word and we see what stories you've got. Yesterday

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<v Speaker 3>we had this amazing story about keys from Pascal.

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<v Speaker 1>A friend of mine drove me to the airport. Her

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<v Speaker 1>car was actually stolen, but what actually happened was that

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<v Speaker 1>this other guy who drove a similar car had parked

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<v Speaker 1>in a non parking zone and had wrung his father

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<v Speaker 1>to come and pick it up. When the father arrived,

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<v Speaker 1>the son's car had actually been towed away, and he

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<v Speaker 1>found my friend's car and he tried the keys, which

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<v Speaker 1>actually opened the door. The son finally got back, he

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<v Speaker 1>goes to his dad's place and he goes, where's my car?

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<v Speaker 1>That's not my car.

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<v Speaker 3>So the one word is keys. What stories have you

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<v Speaker 3>got involving keys? On nine four one one four to three.

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<v Speaker 4>I had a key car story when I had my

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<v Speaker 4>first car in nineteen eighty six, Toyota Corona. The front

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<v Speaker 4>door didn't work, the lock didn't work, and I had

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<v Speaker 4>to climb in through the passenger door if I wanted

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<v Speaker 4>to lock my car.

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<v Speaker 5>I was asking much and jukes of hazard. They used

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<v Speaker 5>to do that. How long did that carry on going?

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<v Speaker 6>For?

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<v Speaker 4>That would have been about six months before the came.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought once or twice until you've got it easily

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<v Speaker 3>repairs hot not our boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>We're doing a one word phone in right now. One

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<v Speaker 3>word many stories, Keys, What is your story? Involving Keys

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<v Speaker 3>on nine four one four one oh four three? Producers,

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<v Speaker 3>They're not forgotten. What's that song I've.

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<v Speaker 5>Got the Key, I've got this. We need that The

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<v Speaker 5>Secret Urban Cookie Collective?

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<v Speaker 6>Is it?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you remember?

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<v Speaker 6>That?

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<v Speaker 4>Is a disco song?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I've got the Key, I've got the secret. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 5>he goes, I've got the key, I've got the secret.

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<v Speaker 4>It starts like, yeah, yeah, I feel like I'm listening to.

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<v Speaker 5>No we just do carry Hokey Me and Patsy.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, So Keys nine four one four, one oh

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<v Speaker 3>four three, Good morning Jesse.

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<v Speaker 7>Good morning Christian team.

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<v Speaker 5>How are we? Yeah, we're going Jesse. So Keys, what's

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<v Speaker 5>your story? Mate?

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<v Speaker 7>So, myself and a few of the boys decided we'd

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<v Speaker 7>go up to Aubrey for the racers big meat that

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<v Speaker 7>they have up there, and on the way up he

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<v Speaker 7>was being a pest. Happened everyone on the ears. It's

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<v Speaker 7>a four hour drive and then up there, I remember.

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<v Speaker 4>That when you were nine.

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<v Speaker 5>One of his ears.

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<v Speaker 7>Serious all day, dacking everyone, pushing everyone over. And then

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<v Speaker 7>we sawt we'd play a trick on him. He left

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<v Speaker 7>his keys up on the bench and we threw him

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<v Speaker 7>in our pocket and hit him from him and he

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<v Speaker 7>was drunk, so he didn't realize. And we're about three

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<v Speaker 7>and a half hours on the way home and one

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<v Speaker 7>of the other boys that we'd met up there calls

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<v Speaker 7>up and goes, he has anyone accidentally grabbed my car key?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh ye, sucking Aubrey feels like a movie.

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<v Speaker 7>The pest is obviously unknowing what's happened. And then Frank

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<v Speaker 7>around and drive back. He obviously just got.

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<v Speaker 5>Jesse. That's a great story.

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<v Speaker 7>Another three and a half hours of ficking is on

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<v Speaker 7>the way back.

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<v Speaker 5>Jesse, Thank you very much, mate. It's good to mesh.

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning, Good morning. All right, So what's your story

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<v Speaker 5>involving keys?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh years ago, we decided my partner and I decided

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<v Speaker 2>to have a romantic weekend away in areas inlet. We

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<v Speaker 2>hired a nice little apartment and it had everything was

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<v Speaker 2>really lovely, and he bought his old Commodore, and he

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<v Speaker 2>loved his Commodore, and he thought when we went out

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<v Speaker 2>for a walk, he thought, I'll hide the keys. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>well around there is in that.

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<v Speaker 5>There's so many Commodore rustlers around there. Ye, so he don't,

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<v Speaker 5>don't Victor.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Later that day, I decided to steam some potatoes.

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<v Speaker 5>And really, don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I steam some potatoes, okay, I guess yea, And I'm short.

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<v Speaker 2>And the microwave was above where I couldn't see inside it,

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<v Speaker 2>so you know, he was having a shower. So I

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<v Speaker 2>put the potatoes and plastic bag and put them up

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<v Speaker 2>in the microwave, and it blew up, along with his keys.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, it had the key, you know, the key lock.

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<v Speaker 2>It exploded.

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<v Speaker 5>Not microwave friendly, No potato.

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<v Speaker 2>Very happy. There was my fault, of course, but anyway, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so we had to get someone to come and bring

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<v Speaker 2>the spare key.

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<v Speaker 5>You can come from steam those potatoes. It scorched, yes,

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<v Speaker 5>she said, all right, thank you, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 5>Just got a Jackie now morning Jackie.

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<v Speaker 6>Hi guys, Hi guys, Hi, guys hi, I've.

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<v Speaker 5>Got hi guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, hello, sorry, all right, that's enough fun everybody. It's

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<v Speaker 3>like flicking ees of the radio, isn't it now, Jackie,

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<v Speaker 3>what is your story about keys?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, morning, guys, sorry, carry we put all We pulled

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<v Speaker 6>out our logo on the name as we want to

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<v Speaker 6>advertise it and an opportunity to see found a set

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<v Speaker 6>of keys which belonged to the car front of the factory,

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<v Speaker 6>and obviously stole it.

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<v Speaker 5>So stole the company car with your logo on the side.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, with the key. So three months later we got

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<v Speaker 6>a phone call from an irate neighbor saying, for christ sakes,

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<v Speaker 6>do you have to keep parking your car over our driveway?

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<v Speaker 6>And we've stopped and looked at each other and went

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<v Speaker 6>which registered number is this? And they told us and

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<v Speaker 6>we said, oh, that's the stolen car. So we quickly

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<v Speaker 6>got onto another car and went off and stole it back.

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<v Speaker 3>Now this is tomorrow's phone and rests brilliant.

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<v Speaker 5>That's wonderful, Jackie.

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<v Speaker 6>But the best thing was the asteroid was full of

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<v Speaker 6>money and the tank was full of petrol, so we

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<v Speaker 6>got a bonus out of it being stolen. And I

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<v Speaker 6>could well imagine the thief coming out and going I

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<v Speaker 6>want to report this. But there's no honor amongst these,

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<v Speaker 6>now is this?

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<v Speaker 5>It's about worth a coin to a major crime, please detective.

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<v Speaker 6>But of course we had to sell the car again

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<v Speaker 6>quickly because he had the set of keys, so he

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<v Speaker 6>could have stolen it back.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe that's Monday's phone and when you have to say

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<v Speaker 3>it again, the pencil that morning. But all right, well, Jackie,

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<v Speaker 3>thank you very much your story.

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning, thank you for listening to me.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>What is going on? It is I've got the secret.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.