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Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Are you winning
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Speaker 2: three one oh four three. Patsy, what are you up
Speaker 2: or down?
Speaker 1: Mate?
Speaker 3: I'm definitely up, way up, in fact, because I foiled
Speaker 3: a plot to ruin Audrey's desk in her bedroom last night,
Speaker 3: By the love God, I was cooking dinner and heard
Speaker 3: the ominous sound of the handless Is it is that
Speaker 3: what you call cordless drendles?
Speaker 2: What will they think of next? It just hangs in
Speaker 2: the air like a ghost trade shoes. It's polter trade.
Speaker 4: I thought, oh, what's going on up there?
Speaker 3: And he was about he was trying to mount the power.
Speaker 1: Dirty sod power bank.
Speaker 2: Sometimes a man can get frustrated, do it is trying
Speaker 2: to mount what?
Speaker 3: The power bank to the side of her desk because
Speaker 3: it was on the floor and you know she kept
Speaker 3: tripping over it. He said, if I put it, if
Speaker 3: I just mounted up there on the side, it's neatly
Speaker 3: out of the way. And I said, no, you can't
Speaker 3: be drilling into her good.
Speaker 1: Not that the desk electrics strong sort of duct tape
Speaker 1: or something like that.
Speaker 4: I would have gone there.
Speaker 3: I suggested that, and he said, no, I don't have
Speaker 3: any gaffer tape. I need a more permanent solution.
Speaker 2: You've got some of the boot having it with all
Speaker 2: the weapons of destruction, loads of that stuff.
Speaker 4: Don't you have oasis celler mention a.
Speaker 2: Losing losing lose And this is all I've got left
Speaker 2: in Oasis that made it all the way back from London.
Speaker 2: As a gift. I've just got half a handle. This
Speaker 2: is the flimsy, cheapest mug ever it is, Alex. How
Speaker 2: was your week going so far? You up or down?
Speaker 1: I'd give it a six and a half out of ten.
Speaker 5: A little bit down because you know, we were lulled
Speaker 5: into a false sense of security. We had nineteen degrees
Speaker 5: a couple of days ago.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. The weather here is good enough?
Speaker 6: Here is it?
Speaker 1: Sydney friends, we've.
Speaker 5: Been we've been sort of saying to our Sidney friends.
Speaker 5: Oh the weather's fine here, great, the lost, lovely, amazing
Speaker 5: Sunday as well, and then Jane Bunn, the Seven News
Speaker 5: mediaorologists Joltice back to reality.
Speaker 1: A couple of days ago.
Speaker 5: Oh, twelve degrees on Saturday, thirteen degrees Sunday, freezing cold today.
Speaker 1: We are technically still in winter. We're coming out of it.
Speaker 1: But what do you want, Sydney boy? I want some
Speaker 1: nice weather.
Speaker 4: Consistency teased at the moment, I kind of know what
Speaker 4: you mean, because it's still agree.
Speaker 2: It's still a great it's a great light. I think
Speaker 2: this is an easier winter it's been.
Speaker 4: It's been pretty good.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, looks the oysters are better in Sydney.
Speaker 1: Where there's bad. Why don't you go and move in
Speaker 1: together in a palace there. I' tell you what.
Speaker 5: The weather in Sydney's been terrible the city, the surfers
Speaker 5: rained down, it's been raining for weeks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been really really bad, which is quite nice.
Speaker 4: I just think you're gonna come come now.
Speaker 2: Just don't just know you want This is the entirety
Speaker 2: what we get from people of your age.
Speaker 1: You now want the seasons to be kinder for you.
Speaker 6: Yes, I like the seasons to just nd now yeah, don't, don't,
Speaker 6: don't play sort of boats.
Speaker 1: But it's always like this.
Speaker 2: The seasons are necessary. It's nature. You don't like nature
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, I just.
Speaker 4: Think maybe there's something we could do about it.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you're the glad quit winging clouds. What do
Speaker 1: they call it? Cloud seeding? Is that seeding?
Speaker 2: It's a handless cloud. Yeah, I might go to bunnies today.
Speaker 2: I need one of these handless clouds.
Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast Every Wednesday.
Speaker 2: On the show, we asked you to look back at
Speaker 2: your week so far. Imagine that Wednesday, middle of the
Speaker 2: week is kind of halftime. Are you winning or losing?
Speaker 2: You up or you down? Let us know your mid
Speaker 2: week score. Text me false seventy five three, one oh
Speaker 2: four three. Christian, I drive my daughter I am able
Speaker 2: to school on Wednesdays and Fridays for pilates at seven am.
Speaker 2: As a bit of fun, we time the trip record
Speaker 2: as six minutes often takes ten. Well, well, well today
Speaker 2: we equalize the course record of six care within speed
Speaker 2: limits and have won the morning, if not the week.
Speaker 2: Andrew piastre yes, Christian update, you record Abba support Carlton?
Speaker 1: What Clynn, how do you know that?
Speaker 2: It's all very well finding out about Hemsworth and Pierre Ghastly,
Speaker 2: which a mut celebrities outside of Australia around the world
Speaker 2: and which footy teams they support?
Speaker 1: Where did you get that from? Glynn? Not even much chat.
Speaker 2: Gpt HA spat out that Abba, Benny and Bjorn they
Speaker 2: what do they think about the Voss stuff? I mean,
Speaker 2: why don't they put some of those millions into the club.
Speaker 4: Maybe they were the ones graffeeding on the.
Speaker 1: Glenn.
Speaker 2: That is incredible, Christian. It's only seven degrees here today
Speaker 2: in Sydney, tad Alex. We've had so much rain from
Speaker 2: Shane in Sydney. We now sis last week but next
Speaker 2: year from January. This is a big news for us
Speaker 2: and it's all part driven by you guys. But the
Speaker 2: show is going to be national. It's can be live
Speaker 2: to Australia from January next year. I do need correspondents
Speaker 2: in all the cities. Shane, you're there every day. Do
Speaker 2: you want to be an early contender for our correspondent
Speaker 2: in Sydney? So, Adelaide, Perth, Brisbane. You know we need
Speaker 2: to start to find our correspondence. Ree, are you winning
Speaker 2: or losing your week?
Speaker 6: I'm losing the week. I actually put an exact number
Speaker 6: on it. I am down forty five dollars exactly. We
Speaker 6: did a spring purge. I know we're not quite at spring,
Speaker 6: but we've starting our spring purge of all our clothes
Speaker 6: and all the crap that you just.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, you get the old bin bags ready and
Speaker 2: then you take it to the op shop.
Speaker 4: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 6: And we've got the little, small, one bedroom apartment, so
Speaker 6: it's very much a one in, one out policy with everything.
Speaker 6: So we're trying to get rid of as much stuff
Speaker 6: as we can. Somewhere in that process. I'm not pointing
Speaker 6: the finger necessarily at my partner, Will, but it's sure
Speaker 6: as hell wasn't me somebody throughout my favorite Catman do raincoat.
Speaker 1: I'm with Will? Is that that multi colored one you're
Speaker 1: wearing here?
Speaker 2: You don't like some sort of train spot it's screams nerds.
Speaker 1: How could he even share a bed with a nerd
Speaker 1: like that?
Speaker 2: I don't wear it, No, No, but I thought it's
Speaker 2: just we Will, it's hideous.
Speaker 1: No, No, you don't like some French pen pal you
Speaker 1: don't thank you, sir. It's not it's literally a nerd.
Speaker 1: You don't like you're going to go and hang.
Speaker 2: Around, you know, sid Cross station. Oh, we got the
Speaker 2: inter City going to banner out today, Christian eleven three.
Speaker 6: Dear listener, does this sound nerdy? It is a black
Speaker 6: jacket and it has four quadrants.
Speaker 1: Oh, drant.
Speaker 6: One is purple, one is black, one is yellow, one
Speaker 6: is blue.
Speaker 4: Does that sound cool?
Speaker 2: It sounds like a poster boy from a Benetton advert
Speaker 2: of the nineties.
Speaker 6: It's very Actually, maybe he did throw it out of.
Speaker 1: There's no actually do that now, catman, you do one.
Speaker 1: You haven't got that hideous thing back in.
Speaker 4: I was very pissed off that he brought out. Well,
Speaker 4: it's lovely, it's lovely and expensive.
Speaker 1: Screens at a pen pal perv. It's actually a pervert.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't be allowed in near schools or anything like that.
Speaker 2: That's when I see you in that I want to
Speaker 2: set to you.
Speaker 1: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: I don't want to copy the big issue, but good lunch,
Speaker 2: you have the money anyway, Good luck to you. Okay,
Speaker 2: well anyway, don't tell me it's back yet.
Speaker 1: We cannot take an Australia.
Speaker 2: With you dress like that, I'll give you four five
Speaker 2: bucks buy and news ip up on Sunday.
Speaker 4: We gave it to the shop and then.
Speaker 2: Whether they go actually no thanks, Old people have better
Speaker 2: taste than this. No, we only take wooden tennis rackets
Speaker 2: and mankey old wedding cresses and one roller boot. It
Speaker 2: was just that one loan roller boot in the wind,
Speaker 2: some one legged person that facies take.
Speaker 4: I did have to scrounge around for it. Certainly wasn't
Speaker 4: in prime position in that sort.
Speaker 3: Of You went back to the of.
Speaker 2: Course, no takers, no taking, because.
Speaker 1: Just on the floor being kicked around to fight someone
Speaker 1: for it. You brought that thing back.
Speaker 4: I'll wear it tomorrow.
Speaker 1: No, no, no good. They're going to get your money's worth.
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