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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast. Mini Woody, your younger,

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Speaker 1: much cooler girlfriend brought you or brought you, I should say,

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Speaker 1: some roller blades for your birthday. What do you think

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Speaker 1: he's a player? Boy? Is it' he your leader? Boy?

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Speaker 1: You're just too old.

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Speaker 2: For that, now.

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Speaker 3: Supportive. I'm not too old for blades. I'm not too

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Speaker 3: old for blades. You know, you know that my mental

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Speaker 3: and biological age is about twenty three twenty four.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I don't think biologically you're thirty two or thirty three.

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Speaker 2: That's that's how old you are.

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Speaker 1: Biologically, you're thirty three years old.

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Speaker 2: Now you can do a test online. I've got twenty six.

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Speaker 1: No, no, Mentally you might be twenty six, but biologically

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Speaker 1: you were born thirty three years ago.

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Speaker 2: You're thirty three.

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Speaker 3: Mentally I was actually fifteen, which was a worry. I

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Speaker 3: paid four hundred dollars for that test online.

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Speaker 2: You can do that.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, my girlfriend brought me some blades, and I know,

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Speaker 3: on face value, going to your thirty three year old

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Speaker 3: man like, don't get on some blades. But once I

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Speaker 3: put those puppies on, it was like I became the

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Speaker 3: person I needed to be.

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Speaker 2: Who's that blade man.

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Speaker 3: That's working title title. But I love blading. I love

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Speaker 3: blading through the streets. Get a lot of looks, I can't.

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Speaker 1: I don't think getting a lot of looks is.

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Speaker 2: A good thing, but respectful looks.

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Speaker 1: Do you feel do you feel like you're a fifteen

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Speaker 1: year old who's been given some lego?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, there was that excitement, no doubt.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know I mean that in terms of

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Speaker 1: like fifteen year olds don't play with lego anymore.

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Speaker 2: I mean you've been given a present to try and

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Speaker 2: bring you.

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Speaker 1: Make you younger, make you cooler.

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Speaker 3: Look I haven't felt that, but now that you're stepping

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Speaker 3: it out for me, maybe they need to play a

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Speaker 3: little bit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, because there's the people that, Yeah, the people

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Speaker 1: who roll a blade who are adults are either professional.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I could go pro. How do you go pro?

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Speaker 1: I don't think you could. Or freaks really.

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Speaker 3: Big in America, big on the boardwalks in California exactly.

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Speaker 1: I think you're going to grow your hair down past

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Speaker 1: your shoulders, which you've done.

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Speaker 3: I've got the fluoro shorts and yeah, well short, no,

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Speaker 3: you're in man, you're a free thank you.

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Speaker 1: I think you need to move by the beach and

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Speaker 1: then do that move where they kind of like hunch

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Speaker 1: over and put their hands behind their back.

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Speaker 3: I was put to do that with those long I

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Speaker 3: was putting my hands behind my back. But then mim, so,

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Speaker 3: mim my partner who was twenty seven. She's a bit

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Speaker 3: younger than me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we've established that she blades as well. So she's

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Speaker 1: now six years younger than you effectually.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, truthfully, yeah, she's six years younger than me. She

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Speaker 2: she not need for the ging. She she's a gap.

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Speaker 1: Though she's a gap.

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Speaker 2: It's a gap.

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Speaker 3: But I think it makes sense for me through like

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Speaker 3: very immature, very yeah, yeah, and you know she's very

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Speaker 3: mature for twenty seven. I don't need to justify that

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Speaker 3: I'm going with someone the six years younger whatever.

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Speaker 2: But what was I saying that she blads?

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Speaker 3: She blayed, but she told me the hands behind the

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Speaker 3: back is very not cool.

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Speaker 2: It's not cool enough.

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Speaker 3: I've had to cut because I was copying Will ferrell

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Speaker 3: Blades of Glory.

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Speaker 1: We went straight to the hands behind the back and

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Speaker 1: I was in the speed skater yeah down there road.

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Speaker 2: She laughed at me, and since then you just sort

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Speaker 2: of move them like you're running. Apparently, it's what the

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Speaker 2: it's what the cool bladers do. How do you know this?

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Speaker 3: I've been watching a lot of YouTube YouTube YouTube video

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Speaker 3: has been watching a lot of heartbreak high dras We remember

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Speaker 3: Drassic It's coolest kid in school.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sor I should have led with that coolest kid

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Speaker 1: Drasic twenty five years ago.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm pretty fashion works like that works in peaks

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Speaker 3: and troughs, baby, and blades.

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Speaker 2: I'm on the forefront of the blade comeback.

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Speaker 1: Okay, blades are making a comeback.

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Speaker 2: Well, I think, so, how do you know that? Well,

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Speaker 2: I just see people looking at me, and I think, again.

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Speaker 1: I don't think a good lord. Expect the look a

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Speaker 1: bit more.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 1: Look, I want to put this to the test because

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Speaker 1: I think that personally, I don't think you're cool enough

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Speaker 1: to blade, and I don't think you have any idea

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Speaker 1: about blading either. I don't want to prove that to her.

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Speaker 5: Run.

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Speaker 1: So he's going to be calling a roller blading shop. Sure,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be calling a roller blading shop.

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Speaker 2: You can do that.

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Speaker 1: And I have five pieces of paper in front of me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: each of them has a real rollerblading term and a

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Speaker 1: fake rollerblading term on it. You're gonna have to choose

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Speaker 1: which one to slip into conversation.

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Speaker 2: But a blade chat, please, I love blade.

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Speaker 1: Give me one rollerblading term.

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Speaker 2: Skate skating call up next woods.

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Speaker 1: Your much younger girlfriend has brought you some roller blades.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to do with age, Okay, maybe a little

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Speaker 2: bit to do with that.

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Speaker 1: She's young, she's cool.

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Speaker 3: You're not.

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Speaker 1: And I think she's trying to bring you in a

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Speaker 1: little bit, which is cool, which is cool.

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Speaker 3: But I think I've looked cool you you haven't seen

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Speaker 3: me out there on the roads blading up and down.

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Speaker 2: Hope, Yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 3: That is the music of heartbreak high, because yes, I

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Speaker 3: have become Durassic twenty years later.

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Speaker 2: I look cool. People look at me with a lot

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Speaker 2: of respect, and you do. You get a lot of looks.

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Speaker 1: You told me that you struggle over bumpy terrain all

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Speaker 1: flow down.

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Speaker 3: Yet all bladers struggle over bumpy terrain. It's just part

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Speaker 3: of blading. It's just blade life.

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Speaker 1: So what we're going to do, because I'm sick of

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Speaker 1: you talking about it and acting like you are cool,

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Speaker 1: We're going to call a skate shop roller blading shop

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Speaker 1: and I've got six pieces of paper in front of me. Right,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to show you what's on the pieces of paper,

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Speaker 1: one at a time. Sure, each piece of paper has

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Speaker 1: two terms on it. One is a rollerblating term, one

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Speaker 1: is not a rollerblating term. Okay, you have to try

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Speaker 1: and pick on the go which one's the rollerblating term,

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Speaker 1: which one isn't. Trying to slip it into conversation.

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Speaker 3: Easy, couldn't be easier. I'm in the Blade game. I know,

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Speaker 3: blade move.

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Speaker 1: You've been blading for two days.

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Speaker 2: Four five, four and four and I skipped two days.

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Speaker 2: I had veriou sore legs, so I was accurate with two.

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Speaker 1: All right, here we go.

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Speaker 5: Stream skates, Tom speaking, Hey Tom, here you go.

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Speaker 2: Man, are really good, thank you.

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Speaker 3: I've recently stepped into the Blade game and just probably

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Speaker 3: looking to maybe enhance my blades, okay, effectively, so the

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Speaker 3: ones I had before with the IAPP right which which

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Speaker 3: we're going really well, But I don't know, is there

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Speaker 3: a more aggressive or a blade which is more suited

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Speaker 3: to like tricks?

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Speaker 5: Definitely?

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 5: So yeah, it is like a whole sort of subgenre

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Speaker 5: of inline skating, and the boots themselves are a lot hardier.

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Speaker 5: They're usually quite a bit lower to the ground. It's

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Speaker 5: all just about like durability and stability.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm probably thinking I'll be doing a lot of

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Speaker 3: fish brains. That's probably the move that I'm most wanting

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Speaker 3: to get into to take myself to the next level,

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Speaker 3: if I'm being honest, because I had that think the brand,

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Speaker 3: the brand I had, sorry it's the time my head.

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Speaker 2: It was a Ura De right, Yeah, I'm not sure.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it's like a European brand.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, not a brand that I'm familiar with.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but so you don't know ur a De No, Okay.

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Speaker 5: I'm just gonna see if I can quickly have look

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Speaker 5: cool cool.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, don't worry about them, because I probably an't

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Speaker 3: wanting to go into more the trick game. In your mind,

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Speaker 3: what would be the best blade for if I had

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Speaker 3: describe myself sort of a lot of potential, probably not

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Speaker 3: like experienced as yet, but wanting to pull off more

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Speaker 3: of the tricks. What sort of blade comes to mind there?

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Speaker 5: Do you have a budget you want to keep too, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I'd say four hundred, like like anything over four hundreds

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Speaker 3: probably probably a bit much.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely, we primarily do with like a German based

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Speaker 5: brand called usd ah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, have you.

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Speaker 3: A friend of mine brought up a I don't know

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Speaker 3: if this is the brand or the type, but it

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Speaker 3: was a test.

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Speaker 2: I culs the test? I culs? Is that?

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Speaker 5: Not so again? Sorry, not something that I'm familiar with.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, that's all good. That's a good I

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Speaker 3: was just throwing it in there just because that was

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Speaker 5: Did I get it? The test? I culs? How good?

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Speaker 5: What's that? That's actually so funny.

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Speaker 2: It probably is a good time to come clean. So

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Speaker 2: I actually am it was Tom, wasn't it?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: So Tom, this is what you's speaking. I'm going from

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Speaker 3: a radio station. I've genuinely started blading, but my co

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Speaker 3: host Will wanted me to call a blading store.

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Speaker 4: To see it was Actually it was actually the stitch

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Speaker 4: me because he was holding up pieces of paper in

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Speaker 4: front of me, and one was an actual blading term

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Speaker 4: and the other one was a term that he just

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Speaker 4: made up, and I was actually I didn't even realize

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Speaker 4: I was saying testicals every single one.

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Speaker 5: I was trying. You're trying to diplomatic, trying.

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Speaker 3: You were good, you were good played it quite well until,

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Speaker 3: of course I was quite clearly saying testical.

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Speaker 2: And I realized that you realized it. We were in

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Speaker 2: the wall.

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Speaker 5: Together, honestly until I went to type it into my phone,

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Speaker 5: and then I was like.

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Speaker 1: So much prided, say you light up. Maybe he's not

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Speaker 1: a new rolling rollblading bland testicles itself goes bit a

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Speaker 1: ring to it, right. Hear more of the boys on

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Speaker 1: the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: You know you want to