Speaker 1: Hoo stood a couple of mitches. You delease yourself for
Speaker 1: the rude shocks of young adulthood.
Speaker 2: It's kind of fun just you. You feelthy unhinged bitch, honestly.
Speaker 1: Is Mitch and Mitchell coos are you?
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 1: Oh? Hi Mitchell, how are you?
Speaker 2: I'm pretty cranky?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mitch is in a mood. Everybody I am.
Speaker 2: I haven't even told you why.
Speaker 1: No, well, I just assumed it was one of four things.
Speaker 1: What are the four things me sean the podcast? No, No,
Speaker 1: none of those of the above, none of the top four. Well,
Speaker 1: you know I've just moved into the penthouse.
Speaker 2: Of course.
Speaker 1: Yes, I've heard you say that before. I forgot I.
Speaker 2: Never No, I don't like to rub in that it's
Speaker 2: a penthouse, of course.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Just the word penthouse alone implies that it's quite high
Speaker 2: up right, is quite a few fucking flow.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They're shutting down my elevator for six months, six months,
Speaker 2: six months because you know how you said that elevator
Speaker 2: is quite dodgy.
Speaker 1: I literally said to you the day I visited, I said,
Speaker 1: it's the doors at the front of gorgeous and modern
Speaker 1: and open door, a glass door, sliding doors, and then
Speaker 1: the elevator is like it's out of the shining.
Speaker 2: I know, and it doesn't quite line up to the
Speaker 2: floor when the elevator opens, So it's like a tripping
Speaker 2: hazard waiting to happen one of these months when I
Speaker 2: come home drunk, I could be killed.
Speaker 1: How did they tell you that this is happening.
Speaker 2: Well, one of the neighbors told Sean. So it's not
Speaker 2: locked in, but they will be shutting it down and
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to take the stairs for six months.
Speaker 1: Wow, no need for scout pillartes. You'll be able to
Speaker 1: walk up the stairs and get your activity in.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to dox myself and say exactly how
Speaker 2: many flights are stairs, but let's just say it's enough.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, holy fuck' You're gonna get exhausted.
Speaker 2: I know. And imagine like carrying a really heavy box
Speaker 2: because I ordered things off pet Circle for Isabella, like
Speaker 2: giant boxes, thirty kre loads of kitty litter. How the fuck?
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna lug that up and downstairs.
Speaker 1: You know what, You're probably well within your ground to
Speaker 1: ask for a rent decrease. Oh, you reckon one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: If they knew that too, and they if you investigate
Speaker 1: and if you find out that they knew about it,
Speaker 1: you could one one hundred percent get a rent decrease.
Speaker 2: Look into that. You're right, because rumor has that according
Speaker 2: to the neighbor, is that, oh, they've been thinking of
Speaker 2: doing this for a while, but they've been putting it
Speaker 2: off and now it's finally happening. So yes, it's not
Speaker 2: like they've sprung it on us. They knew what's going
Speaker 2: to happen.
Speaker 1: Six month seems like a long time to repair an elevator.
Speaker 2: I know every time an elevator is shut down. Why
Speaker 2: is it shut down for so long?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's also you've only got one elevator in
Speaker 1: that building.
Speaker 2: There's not just the one. It's not like one lift
Speaker 2: is out of order so the other one's going to
Speaker 2: be chokers. No, we only have one.
Speaker 1: Imagine when you have parties and you're gonna have to
Speaker 1: go all just climb up these one hundred flights of stairs.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm really fucking dreading that. Thank god we
Speaker 2: moved in before that, though. Can you imagine if we
Speaker 2: moved in we had the lug fucking beds upstairs that.
Speaker 1: Would enrage me to the point where I would break
Speaker 1: a lease.
Speaker 2: That appears breaking leaves again. No way, you've.
Speaker 1: Already got got up there. What do you think? Price? Kip, Jenna,
Speaker 1: who's here as well? Hm, a Jennifree episode. I haven't
Speaker 1: had one of these for a while. Jenna isn't here.
Speaker 1: We've asked what you wanted on our agent bucket list,
Speaker 1: and the top answer was to fire Jenna. So we've
Speaker 1: made a redundant, effective immediately no leave.
Speaker 2: You're well committee, it's the people asked for this and
Speaker 2: we deliver.
Speaker 1: Yeah, definite. Well, you know what, she had a very
Speaker 1: big week because she won big awards at the across
Speaker 1: the radio.
Speaker 2: No good for her, didn't she look fucking gorgeous?
Speaker 1: Beautiful?
Speaker 2: And I'm sure a lot of our idiots that followed
Speaker 2: Jenna on Instagram saw that pink frock she was wearing
Speaker 2: at the radio awards. Be you Tiful. She loved it.
Speaker 1: She stunning. She won two awards as well. I was
Speaker 1: nominated lost my award. I was with your nomination best
Speaker 1: music feature on a show. So we did a show
Speaker 1: where Jess Melboy co hosted Valentine's Day. Oh yeah, and
Speaker 1: it got nominated and a lost to a Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: event from who from Triple Am the Men Network?
Speaker 2: Are they doing having a Taylor Swift event?
Speaker 1: Exactly what I thought they like, zz.
Speaker 2: Top and all that shit. Really, Taylor Swift demographic are there? Now?
Speaker 1: I was easy Top for a bit. Actually that's high school.
Speaker 2: But you just fell asleep at mid sex stop.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's me. I am easy Top. I
Speaker 1: get so tired. You know how lucky you've got it?
Speaker 1: Huh Bottoms, It's so easy to just to take it.
Speaker 1: You know how hard it is to me put the
Speaker 1: activity in. Oh what do you think?
Speaker 2: I'm just lying down.
Speaker 1: I don't know. We've never actually discussed it.
Speaker 2: That's going to say. The irony of the top not
Speaker 2: being on top, Oh my god, I liked it all
Speaker 2: my family listening. I can't have these conversations. You know
Speaker 2: how many smutty it gems I've had to can because
Speaker 2: I'm like, my mother's going to hear it. Shawn's family's
Speaker 2: going to hear it. Hasn't stopped me, to be perfectly honest,
Speaker 2: I've noticed, And hasn't that come back to bite you?
Speaker 2: Stephen's mother Ha's like, could you stop being so filth
Speaker 2: she has and I have pulled back. I wouldn't say
Speaker 2: pulled out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry to say he pulled out now? So
Speaker 1: why I lost my awards? Sadly? And I wasn't even
Speaker 1: in the room when it was announced. I was, I
Speaker 1: was talking to I think it was Amanda Keller, Jenny's boss,
Speaker 1: and I finished the conversation, walked back into the auditorium
Speaker 1: and said to Grace, who's been on the show my producer.
Speaker 1: I said, when's our award? She said, we lost ten
Speaker 1: minutes ago.
Speaker 2: That's very you working the room. I'm no forgetting responsibility,
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm going to network. I don't need to network.
Speaker 1: I've got two shows. I'm like, I should I really
Speaker 1: shouldn't have you networking with someone that's already in the building.
Speaker 2: How is that going to help you anyway? Jonesy Cark's
Speaker 2: that you're on. Is that what you're hoping for? No,
Speaker 2: I don't hope for that.
Speaker 1: I'm more thinking we I'm trying to network. So this
Speaker 1: podcast we really should have nominated, was our last year
Speaker 1: to nominate for an award, although technically I investigated we
Speaker 1: could nominate this show for next year. Because we've still
Speaker 1: been on in the broadcast period.
Speaker 2: But for radio, yeah, they do better. If someone DMed me.
Speaker 2: Actually they said, oh, I've been keeping an eye out
Speaker 2: on Instagram for Cheeries outfits, Jenna's outfits. What you're wearing
Speaker 2: at the radio awards. I was keeping an eye for you.
Speaker 2: Why weren't you there? And I was like, what business
Speaker 2: do I have at the radio awards these days? But
Speaker 2: I'm working radio? I know.
Speaker 1: That's like you go into the culinary awards. It just
Speaker 1: doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2: Did go to the pub logies? Remember? What business did
Speaker 2: I have there? True?
Speaker 1: Well you were there, but well no, I guess all right,
Speaker 1: Hay was there, which was he? Yeah, because he's got
Speaker 1: a nova podcast. That'd be so we could go if
Speaker 1: we get if we paid iHeart enough, they could get
Speaker 1: us to go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's on iHeart they should be getting. It's
Speaker 2: the table.
Speaker 1: I heard a devastator that we've left. Have you heard that?
Speaker 1: They're really upset?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, all all of them. They're devastating.
Speaker 2: No one's given their condolences to me.
Speaker 1: They don't have any gay up podcasts, so they're worried
Speaker 1: they've got no diversity. Now really we'll think about it.
Speaker 1: They got the Wiggles cast, I got Brittany Hockley and
Speaker 1: Laura Bone.
Speaker 2: You actually haven't no Idy who's on the iHeart roster?
Speaker 2: Should we check her our heart cousins.
Speaker 1: That's a good point. Let's have a look. So it's
Speaker 1: it's at iHeart Radio Australia. Can here we go our
Speaker 1: colleagues on iHeartRadio. It's Katelin Brook Naith Valva for the
Speaker 1: Perfect We love them the imperfect? You like the imperfects?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I didn't realize that were one of us.
Speaker 1: Yeah there, I Heart. That's a good show. Ryan Shots
Speaker 1: and the crew.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right. They're all quite straight, aren't they.
Speaker 1: Case File?
Speaker 2: Is that a crime? That's our heart rate and gay
Speaker 2: true crime podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's so many gays get murdered out.
Speaker 2: There is when I laugh at that, so many gays
Speaker 2: get murdered?
Speaker 1: I went Mitchell, there's no other gay podcast on my
Speaker 1: heart radio.
Speaker 2: Well fuck, who's gonna let everyone know to go see
Speaker 2: Titanic than musical?
Speaker 1: Who are Titanic going to advertise with? I got a
Speaker 1: message saying hi, as per your boy's recommendation, I went
Speaker 1: out and watched Titanic on the weekend, and Casey Donovan
Speaker 1: was sitting behind me.
Speaker 2: Yes, I saw that. That's in the group.
Speaker 1: That's the gayest experience anyone could ever hope for.
Speaker 2: And Rond Burchmore was there.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah, she's in Sister act.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Katy and he had a night off. They're
Speaker 2: both act Oh, I'm a musical chat you'll never hear
Speaker 2: on the iHeart catalog again, iHeart radio.
Speaker 1: I think we need to challenge you to get some
Speaker 1: more queer podcasters on your book. Yes, right, no, wonder
Speaker 1: they pay us so much money, but can't guess that
Speaker 1: the ac quis No, that's all right.
Speaker 2: Homophobe again, No, I agree, right, Welcome to the show,
Speaker 2: every homophobia.
Speaker 1: I heart gadya, no think, Welcome to the show. Every show.
Speaker 1: We start the same with a couple of is it
Speaker 1: just me? So we call them igems. There's something that
Speaker 1: we've noticed we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine
Speaker 1: and I don't know mitches. We both come in with ideas,
Speaker 1: but we don't tell it to each other, do we.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't mind falls under something I appreciate, which
Speaker 2: is rare. I've noticed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is actually yeah, oh my god, that's something
Speaker 1: we should do before we end. We should tally up
Speaker 1: how many noticed gems, hate gems or appreciate igyms.
Speaker 2: How long that would take? I like the idea, but Jesus,
Speaker 2: unless any idiots want to put their hands up, yeah,
Speaker 2: it will pay you well.
Speaker 1: Also, if any idiots going through the back catalog, as
Speaker 1: they often do, maybe you can count it up for us.
Speaker 1: My agem today is about Lovers Blind. I've been watching
Speaker 1: it on Netflix.
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 1: It's the dating series where you match up with someone
Speaker 1: purely based on banter. So you're in two pods?
Speaker 2: What like that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't see them. All you do is speak
Speaker 1: to them.
Speaker 2: And does anyone ever say, oh, your foul?
Speaker 1: Actually forget it all the time?
Speaker 2: Oh that's nasty.
Speaker 1: Given then a lot of people end up going, oh
Speaker 1: my god.
Speaker 2: Imagine that's how the voice worked. Additioning, the judges have
Speaker 2: their back to the contestant. They hear their voice and
Speaker 2: go beautiful. They turn around at some pig on stage
Speaker 2: and they're like, oh, I forget it? Can they turn
Speaker 2: the chests back around?
Speaker 1: That's a good point. I think only go one way?
Speaker 1: All right, Here is my age, you're ready.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you kick thinks though.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. Is it just me? Is asking
Speaker 1: your ex for money after you break up? Okay?
Speaker 2: Well yeah, if they owe you, I guess.
Speaker 1: So that's the thing. What if they owe you, say
Speaker 1: five hundred bucks, and it's been a year since you've
Speaker 1: broken up?
Speaker 2: Can enough?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Waiting a year? You'd want to get that nitty gritty
Speaker 2: shit out of the way during the break cup. Yeah
Speaker 2: you get waiting a year.
Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing. I've got a personal story off
Speaker 1: the back of this. But this got me thinking because
Speaker 1: I was watching Lovers blindritten Netflix.
Speaker 2: There was this couple.
Speaker 1: They met, they actually got married, and they were like
Speaker 1: they were a success story. She was more successful than
Speaker 1: this guy. His business went bankrupt, so she learned him
Speaker 1: a bunch of money. She found out he was cheating.
Speaker 1: So then this happened. Have a looked at what I know.
Speaker 1: Listen to this before you leave.
Speaker 2: I would like you to venmo me the money you
Speaker 2: owe me for me carrying your weight the last couple
Speaker 2: of days.
Speaker 4: If you wouldn't mind taking out your phone now to
Speaker 4: send me the.
Speaker 2: Venmo gee that deadlines. It's not fair enough, it's not
Speaker 2: with the cheating gumbag son.
Speaker 5: He is.
Speaker 1: I think it's fair because they're still in the relationship.
Speaker 1: But I remember with my ex, and you know this story.
Speaker 1: I bought him for his birthday tickets to Madonna.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, in and out of LA Yes, yeah, yeah, two.
Speaker 1: Tickets to Madonna. I paid for it and they were
Speaker 1: like five hundred bucks each with those Well that's right,
Speaker 1: good question. I bought them. So they're in my ticket
Speaker 1: tech wallet. Ah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't transfer them.
Speaker 1: No, tickets are non transferable. So anyway, we break up. Seven, eight,
Speaker 1: maybe nine months after we break up, like I'm well
Speaker 1: and truly like cool, I'm getting over this thing. I
Speaker 1: get a text in it's from him and he says, hey,
Speaker 1: you've probably heard the news that Madonna has canceled the show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because she was sick. That was a birthday gift. Do
Speaker 1: you mind just transferring me the value of the tickets. Ah?
Speaker 1: Do you not remember that? No? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What, yes, I know I gave you give him the money.
Speaker 1: Yes, I gave him the money because it was birthday
Speaker 1: gift and we decided.
Speaker 2: Weird for you to do that, though, because normally when
Speaker 2: it comes to money, you're like no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'm going to be holding on to every last fucking
Speaker 2: coin I can.
Speaker 1: Because during the divorce we were just dividing assets and
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, well, do we take gifts back
Speaker 1: we've just given each other. I said, no, a gift
Speaker 1: is a gift. So I said to him, you can
Speaker 1: have the Madonna tickets just when when like you need them,
Speaker 1: just let me know and I'll give them to you.
Speaker 1: So then when it got canceled, he asked for.
Speaker 2: The money, and I'm surprised that you gave it.
Speaker 1: I did. I just wanted to just disappear, so I
Speaker 1: was like, take it goodbye. Yeah, you know. So that's
Speaker 1: what happened. But then I thought, can you ask someone
Speaker 1: then are you.
Speaker 2: Going with him?
Speaker 1: We were broken up.
Speaker 2: No, but in theory, before the breaker you were going
Speaker 2: to be going with him. It was two tickets. Did
Speaker 2: you give him the value for just his?
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good question. Yeah. I just gave him
Speaker 1: the value for his and then I would put the
Speaker 1: money for mine.
Speaker 2: Good.
Speaker 1: So then I got thinking, right, can you ask an
Speaker 1: X that you were only dating for a little bit
Speaker 1: of time, like a couple of dates for money back
Speaker 1: on like a dinner, like if you went.
Speaker 2: A bit different to a five year relationship.
Speaker 1: I agree? What are the rules? Would you? Would you
Speaker 1: ask a date for money back for a coffee that
Speaker 1: you bought them on a catch up?
Speaker 2: Do you know how many fucking texts I would have
Speaker 2: to send if I was sending a text to every
Speaker 2: guy that it didn't work out with that I paid
Speaker 2: for dinner once, Like, No, that would be too much admin.
Speaker 2: And also, it's just kind of it's just how it works.
Speaker 2: You know, one time you might pay for dinner, and
Speaker 2: maybe I paid for dinner more times than them. I'm
Speaker 2: not going to chase them up for it.
Speaker 1: I think you can.
Speaker 2: No scabby cheerry youring his head.
Speaker 1: I'm more mean. I think it's all right if you
Speaker 1: want to, it's good. I would never do it.
Speaker 2: You're done.
Speaker 1: Well, what I've done is off the cloud. I called
Speaker 1: one of my exites someone that I went on a
Speaker 1: few dates with three dates with three three that's not many,
Speaker 1: it's not many.
Speaker 2: What were you asking for?
Speaker 1: Well, the last day we went on was to get
Speaker 1: frozen yogurt yogurt berry. So I called him and asked, God,
Speaker 1: you did not. His name was Lee. He's a very
Speaker 1: sweet guy, and I called him to see to put
Speaker 1: this to the test to see how and actually asking
Speaker 1: for the money. Oh I see, he thought I was
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I just wanted to see how it X
Speaker 1: would react.
Speaker 2: All right, you've already recorded it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I recorded it for the pick up.
Speaker 2: Okay, let us hear what he says.
Speaker 1: Okay, so this is me calling Liham out of the
Speaker 1: blue asking for eight dollars for yogurt berry back after.
Speaker 2: Eight dollars he would have believed it, knowing you.
Speaker 1: I know, I know this was a year and this
Speaker 1: was almost two years ago.
Speaker 2: Hell, how embarrassing?
Speaker 1: Roll it roight?
Speaker 2: Hello Liam, Hello, it's Mitch Cheery.
Speaker 1: How are you?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh hi, how are you. I'm good, Thank you, I'm good.
Speaker 2: I'm good.
Speaker 5: How have you been.
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 2: What's up? Nothing?
Speaker 1: Oh, I just thought i'd buzz you because I was
Speaker 1: I have sat down with a financial planner because I'm
Speaker 1: looking at as you know. You know, I was one
Speaker 1: of wanting to buy a house right get into the market.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah when we lost spoke, I was
Speaker 1: a year ago.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah it was, but I thought I thought you
Speaker 4: could have got organized by now.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: No, I'm still living with my parents, which is you know, classic,
Speaker 1: but I wanted to buy something, and my financial advice
Speaker 1: is like, look, you've got a lot of little fees
Speaker 1: that you've been like expenses that you've been blowing, and
Speaker 1: we need to cut them down. And if I can
Speaker 1: recoup any of the lost costs, like I should do it.
Speaker 1: It goes towards the house deposit, like everything counts, you know.
Speaker 1: So I was just going through all my my finances
Speaker 1: and there's an eight dollars and twelve cent charge from
Speaker 1: when we went on our date, our last day and
Speaker 1: we we went to Yochi that we got frozen yogurt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just wondering if you don't mind just sending that back.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course you need. You need like the
Speaker 1: eight dollars for like some paint for the roofs of something.
Speaker 1: When you get your funny Maybe we do have chemistry
Speaker 1: after all.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: No, it just it just it just adds up. Like
Speaker 1: I've called other friends and asked for coffees and I
Speaker 1: just thought if you could, godom oh that's very sweet.
Speaker 1: So just maybe I think considering we did it when
Speaker 1: last year and I think inflation's gone up, maybe we
Speaker 1: just up it like rounded up to ten dollars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well so we can track the interest on it
Speaker 2: as well, but then you have to invite me around
Speaker 2: for dinner one time and then.
Speaker 1: We'll call it quit. No, I sorry, I have I'm
Speaker 1: seeing someone now. I think you know, I think I'm
Speaker 1: seeing We still follow each other. I'm still with Stephen. Yeah. Yeah, so,
Speaker 1: hey didn't work out for us, but we can stop
Speaker 1: your own kiss. You're on the radio. I can't do
Speaker 1: this anymore. You're on the on the air. Hey.
Speaker 2: I mean, I know it's struggling times and some people
Speaker 2: need money, and I was just like, he'll do the
Speaker 2: same for me, so why not. I can't believe he
Speaker 2: agreed to that? Did he not even question why you
Speaker 2: were calling out of the blue after not speaking for
Speaker 2: so long? Who the fuck calls someone that had been
Speaker 2: on three days?
Speaker 1: I know in the last time we spoke, it was
Speaker 1: like the breakup message?
Speaker 2: Did you send it to him?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I was like, look, I think we're better off
Speaker 1: as friends. Thanks for letdown, Yeah, thanks for the frozen yogurt.
Speaker 1: Keep up the good work or something. I don't know that.
Speaker 2: He was like, all good, babe, he sounds too good
Speaker 2: for you. Now he's kind he put up with your ship.
Speaker 2: He must have been thinking the whole time, what a cockhead?
Speaker 2: It was better off without him?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Make sure you leave a review on your podcast app.
Speaker 1: If you don't, you're a little bitch.
Speaker 2: I could have got another episode come out on Wednesday,
Speaker 2: Idiots episode two and forty two, and what you can
Speaker 2: expect in that episode?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Caps We're coming towards the end of the year when
Speaker 2: we're going to wrap the podcast.
Speaker 1: But good, yeah, permanently, permanently we're terminal. We are.
Speaker 2: We're on bar road fucking time, We're on end of
Speaker 2: life care. And so we're going to go back through
Speaker 2: the catalog and oh, hello, look is here?
Speaker 1: Who's hi?
Speaker 2: Jenna? Oh? Hi, Sorry we started without you.
Speaker 1: Nice of you to show up.
Speaker 2: Come on him?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 1: Is everything all right?
Speaker 2: Wait? Listen to her? Put that heavy fucking drink bottle
Speaker 2: down on the table.
Speaker 1: Jesus, Jenna sounds like a Jersey cow.
Speaker 4: I need to be hydrated, you do, I agree?
Speaker 2: How many times do you pisce a day with that
Speaker 2: fucking nineteen lead of gas tank?
Speaker 4: Well, I have a really good bladder, so not as
Speaker 4: many as you think.
Speaker 2: Really, do your Keegels or whatever.
Speaker 1: Nah, Now it's because you've won radio awards this week
Speaker 1: doesn't mean you can treat us with disrespect.
Speaker 2: We were congratulating you earlier. We were it's gone to
Speaker 2: our head.
Speaker 1: Speaking to your dress. Yes, that was very nice, Thank.
Speaker 4: You very much.
Speaker 2: Anyway, welcome Jenna. I was just saying, that's coming up
Speaker 2: on Wednesday's episode we're doing?
Speaker 3: Is it me?
Speaker 2: Caps? We've been going for fucking five years and so
Speaker 2: we've talked a lot of shit. Do we still stand
Speaker 2: by the things who said back in the old day.
Speaker 1: The original igems? And mind you, we were twenty two
Speaker 1: and twenty three when this show started, so we were kids,
Speaker 1: you know that.
Speaker 2: I was filling out some I was signing up to
Speaker 2: some website I can't even remember, and I had to
Speaker 2: put my age, and just out of habit, I wrote
Speaker 2: twenty five.
Speaker 1: Oh, Mitchell, I haven't been twenty five for ages. I
Speaker 1: interviewed someone the other day on Benny Like she's opening
Speaker 1: for Olivia Rodrigo. She came on the night show and
Speaker 1: she was like, you know people like us, you know,
Speaker 1: same age, And I was like, oh, the same age?
Speaker 2: How old are you?
Speaker 1: Show? Twenty four? I was she thought I was twenty four,
Speaker 1: but it also humbled me that I'm almost fucking thirty. Also, sorry,
Speaker 1: there are rumors going around that this is all a
Speaker 1: prank and we're going to end this show and then
Speaker 1: start a new one and it's going to be like
Speaker 1: the rood Shocks of Young thirty hood, or we're going
Speaker 1: to like rebrand as an adult. Sure, no, it's not happened.
Speaker 4: I'm doing that.
Speaker 1: Jenne will get by. All means, Jenna, we'll do it,
Speaker 1: but no, we're not doing it.
Speaker 2: No nice, Sorry about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a prank. It's a rumor.
Speaker 2: Bay. We've got plenty of episodes left, you know how
Speaker 2: we said that we want to end on a nice number,
Speaker 2: not a chaotic number of episodes. Two hundred and fifty
Speaker 2: five will be the grand finale, episode two fifty five.
Speaker 1: There you go, So you can now do the math.
Speaker 1: What's today's episode? Two forty one to forty one? Okay,
Speaker 1: so hey, we are fourteen episodes left.
Speaker 2: Oh that's not many when you put it that forty
Speaker 2: Is that the right math? I don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: think it is two fifty five minus two forty one fourteen. Oh,
Speaker 2: got a book that's not including this one. We've got
Speaker 2: plenty left of this one, so I'll get fourteen and
Speaker 2: a half.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, Yeah, mathematics, we're around. We're around for
Speaker 1: a little bit. Don't stress.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you've fucking rocked up, Jannet, because I think
Speaker 2: my edge and that I'm about to do, you'll be
Speaker 2: on my side.
Speaker 1: Where were you though?
Speaker 4: I was in a meeting.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, could you game?
Speaker 1: Did you get a good payout? Oh no, it doesn't
Speaker 1: surprise me. Heart homophobic and hate women?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Who would have thought Mitchell with a.
Speaker 4: Disciplinary No, No, it was just me sitting there. It
Speaker 4: wasn't about me.
Speaker 2: It was about EPI.
Speaker 1: Oh you were the third party witness in case anything
Speaker 1: was said.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but it's a bad look if you'd just
Speaker 2: up and leave because you're like, this doesn't fucking apply
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 4: I was just on my phone, you know.
Speaker 1: I've had a meeting once and they said you can
Speaker 1: bring a member of HR in if you need, And
Speaker 1: I was like, what the hell happened? I was disciplinary action.
Speaker 1: I said something I shouldn't have.
Speaker 2: Oh what did you say?
Speaker 1: Oh? I called so I've said something to someone a boss.
Speaker 1: I just made a rude comment. I shouldn't know nothing.
Speaker 1: I just mocked their accent a little bit in a meeting.
Speaker 1: Oh racious, No, no, no, well they were British, by
Speaker 1: the way, I need to point out their white British.
Speaker 1: And I clapped back at a mean comment and I
Speaker 1: mimic their accent, and then they complained. I said, it's
Speaker 1: all right, but I was very much in the wrong
Speaker 1: and down down, and I shouldn't have said that.
Speaker 2: Juli, you're digging yourself a hole. Should I get my yes?
Speaker 2: Of course, all right, let's go brad Lake.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Do you ever rewind a song because you weren't paying
Speaker 2: enough attention during the good bit?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Every single time.
Speaker 1: There are some songs that I just have a minute
Speaker 1: of audio that I love and I just go back
Speaker 1: and play that bit.
Speaker 2: Yes, But then sometimes your mind wanders and you're like,
Speaker 2: oh fuck, I wasn't paying attention for the good bit.
Speaker 2: Normally it's for me during like ballads. You know, I
Speaker 2: love a bloody emotional how a ballad, and like the
Speaker 2: goosebumps moment like in I don't know Memory from Cats
Speaker 2: when she goes touch me, I'm like, oh no, that's
Speaker 2: the good b oh, I missed it. I wasn't paying attention. Rewind,
Speaker 2: got to rewind one of the ones that I used
Speaker 2: to do that for all the time. God, this is
Speaker 2: really showing how fucking gay I am hanging. This is
Speaker 2: Meryl Streep's version of Winner Takes It All. Mummy Yes,
Speaker 2: Mummy mea the last chorus go off Meryl Wow. At
Speaker 2: the end of the chorus from like now the Crowley voice, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Meryl nice.
Speaker 2: And if I'm driving and like there's traffic lights or
Speaker 2: something to pay attention to. When I miss the good bit,
Speaker 2: I'm like, rewind, I ready to hear that again.
Speaker 1: What other songs? I'm sure there's a bunch more.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 2: Originally this engine was going to be like, has it
Speaker 2: been a while since you've had a song worth rewinding
Speaker 2: for the good bit? I used through it all the time,
Speaker 2: but it's been so long I've got a new one,
Speaker 2: Lifetime's Katie Perry. That's why it's been a while, because
Speaker 2: people that I love, like Katie Perry, is serving up
Speaker 2: shit like that. Yeah, there's nothing worth rewinding for, no
Speaker 2: emotional bits. It's my god, no goosebump moments. So this
Speaker 2: is again gay and nerdy of me. All right, you
Speaker 2: know Mitch, how Jen and I are a bit obsessed
Speaker 2: with Gemma Ricks.
Speaker 1: Yeah from Wicked. You met her at the stage door.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like the ultimate og Australian Alphebra.
Speaker 4: She's so so talented.
Speaker 1: Oh she was the Australian one.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, okay ye. And so she had not done
Speaker 2: the role of Alpheber for like nearly ten years, and
Speaker 2: then a couple of months ago in Melbourne, basically all
Speaker 2: the fucking Alphabet's got crook. You know they all had COVID. No,
Speaker 2: I was going to say they all got like a cold.
Speaker 2: It was winter Melbourne, winter can be bit. They could
Speaker 2: have had covid. Who knows? And so like literally the lead,
Speaker 2: the standby, the understudies, they all will fucking dropping life fly.
Speaker 2: So Jemma, who's now a mother nearly I think she
Speaker 2: is forty ashit. I think she got a call on
Speaker 2: a Sunday and they were like, babes, the next show,
Speaker 2: we've got a couple of days off. The next show
Speaker 2: is Wednesday's matinee. Do you reckon? You could relearn the
Speaker 2: role in two days. And she was like, fuck, I'll
Speaker 2: give it a crack. Wow, and so it was like
Speaker 2: a big moment.
Speaker 1: So she wasn't in the cast, she was just a
Speaker 1: normal mom. She wasn't working actress at the time. No
Speaker 1: oh wow, that's bright.
Speaker 2: And she hadn't done it for nearly ten years, the
Speaker 2: roll of Alphaba, which is very challenging. And they announced
Speaker 2: it on social media that afternoon, being like, Jemma is
Speaker 2: going to be on tonight. People were buying flights from
Speaker 2: Sydney to Melbourne to go see her. She's like, how
Speaker 2: many other fucking theater actors have that kind of Pool
Speaker 2: Newton in his day, So lucky for nerds like me.
Speaker 2: Some wicked nerd went to the show that Jemma was doing,
Speaker 2: the Emergence to cover four and they went to like
Speaker 2: the cloak room and asked for one of the hearing
Speaker 2: impaired devices. You can put it in earpiece and it's
Speaker 2: like a feed from the stage so you can hear better.
Speaker 1: That's a good hat.
Speaker 2: So they took that device, plugged it into some sort
Speaker 2: of recording device and just ran the audio, uploaded it
Speaker 2: to YouTube. So smart define gravity gem of Rix's triumphant return.
Speaker 2: I've been rewinding one particular bit. How don't let me
Speaker 2: get to him, you know, like the very end where
Speaker 2: it goes never gonna bring.
Speaker 1: Me down.
Speaker 2: And they hold that down. Your ages did get her.
Speaker 2: There's a point where she's holding the word down and
Speaker 2: the orchestra stops, but you can still hear her echoing
Speaker 2: around the theater and I'm like, oh, that's the bit
Speaker 2: I love. I keep I'll look the hump on YouTube.
Speaker 2: Other people are.
Speaker 1: Rewinding hump always knows.
Speaker 2: Hod On does this laa holding the down period is
Speaker 2: one of the music steps.
Speaker 1: I've got.
Speaker 2: Wow, oh my god, surely that is a moment worth rewinding.
Speaker 3: Do it?
Speaker 1: Do it?
Speaker 4: Definitely?
Speaker 3: Really? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I want you to. I think you were going to
Speaker 2: be on the same page the Little Voice pack as well.
Speaker 1: Wow. I feel like I'm in the theadaddy. Imagine being
Speaker 1: her thinking I was wiping a child's ars this morning,
Speaker 1: I made many noodles for lunch for my par and
Speaker 1: then now I'm up on stage nailing the night.
Speaker 2: And you know it was weird. The guy playing Fiero
Speaker 2: was like twenty two.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, in his fucking forty year old mother,
Speaker 1: that's so good. Do you think that that's going to
Speaker 1: be nailed? In the Wicked? The movie because the second
Speaker 1: trailers out, the release date's been set.
Speaker 2: I am not worried. I'm excited for the Wicked movie,
Speaker 2: but I'm keeping my expectations low. I'm going to try
Speaker 2: not to compare it to the stage show that I
Speaker 2: love too much. Yeah, because even the movie poster, I'm like,
Speaker 2: it's not quite right. Whatever, I'm still going to enjoy
Speaker 2: it regardless.
Speaker 1: Well, the run time's been released. It's like two hours
Speaker 1: and thirty minutes, which is longer than the stage show.
Speaker 1: And this is on the first half. This will end
Speaker 1: at that moment.
Speaker 2: Apparently they're including a lot of bits from the book. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the musical is based off a book which is based
Speaker 2: off The Wizard of Us. It's very tangled.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure. Will you go to the premiere for that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am quite stressed. I don't know what to wear.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't know what to wear either. Good
Speaker 1: touch of green.
Speaker 2: I actually kept the tab open. What do you think
Speaker 2: of it's outfit? Potentially a shirt underneath.
Speaker 1: Just not just the best the Wicked premiere area.
Speaker 2: This is very visual. Sorry, idiots, you look like rock
Speaker 2: that you.
Speaker 1: Look like an extra, like a player in the show.
Speaker 1: It's green and sparkled. I don't like that, not a
Speaker 1: bad way, just seem like it's on theme. What if
Speaker 1: I just went as Alphaba green, don't don't do green face, Mitchen,
Speaker 1: you've come this far and not in cancer, don't do it.
Speaker 1: That's enough of these two. Now let's hear and is
Speaker 1: it just you?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 1: He wants to give away? And is it just me?
Speaker 1: Totally tote bag limited edition of course.
Speaker 2: Take fuck price people down. It's back.
Speaker 1: Oh no, because Mitch and I wouldn't have fucking done it.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't. I don't know how to post things out, No.
Speaker 2: But I do.
Speaker 1: Do you still use post boxes to put letters in
Speaker 1: or stuff? Yeah?
Speaker 4: That's how I post the stuff.
Speaker 1: You put it in a post box.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's one down the street.
Speaker 2: But don't you drop you actually put it in a
Speaker 2: physical box on the street. Yeah. I was playing GTA
Speaker 2: the other night, absolutely murdering people. Yeah, fucking people aren't.
Speaker 2: And then I accidentally hit a postbox on the street
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, all those letters that will
Speaker 2: never be sent.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Someone's like, now you've got anything for your behavior on
Speaker 2: this game.
Speaker 1: You don't care about killing innocent people.
Speaker 4: Never A toe bag could have been in there.
Speaker 1: There's no better feeling on Grand Theft Order. This is
Speaker 1: just me on the fight. Then when you run someone
Speaker 1: over and then they get back up and run away
Speaker 1: and you go and then you switch into reverse and
Speaker 1: you you nail that woman or man.
Speaker 2: Or what Sean did, which is so out of character
Speaker 2: but also completely in character because it's so fucking polite.
Speaker 2: Is he shot up an entire bus on Grand Theft Auto?
Speaker 2: I need to stress shot up an entire bus? Did
Speaker 2: you except for one person? And he goes, I'm going
Speaker 2: to leave one person alive so they can get help
Speaker 2: for the others.
Speaker 1: Will they be killed?
Speaker 2: There's something there needs to be one survivor to call
Speaker 2: the ambulance or something.
Speaker 1: Totally and you know what, they'll be so well off.
Speaker 1: I'll write a book, they'll do six two minutes, they'll
Speaker 1: get endorsement deals, they'll get cash, they'll be the face
Speaker 1: of brands.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Sorry, we're supposed to be talking to an idiot
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: Ah yeah, this is an easy just you something you've
Speaker 1: noticed you had to appreciate.
Speaker 2: Yes, And if you want to come on with an
Speaker 2: is it it's me of your own? You can dms
Speaker 2: at couple of mitches on Instagram or s and it's
Speaker 2: a text. We've got the text line as well. The
Speaker 2: number is far to lie a zero two. We do
Speaker 2: it every Is it just me Monday?
Speaker 1: Correct? Today we're going all the way to Neutral Bay,
Speaker 1: which is South Wales.
Speaker 4: Just around the corner.
Speaker 2: We could literally kuwe off the balcony and she probably hears.
Speaker 1: People don't know where we are. People might think we're
Speaker 1: recording in pap New Guinea.
Speaker 2: I think if they've googled Pepsi Palace or Coca Cola
Speaker 2: place or the Mary McKillop cafe, they know where we are.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you One thing that I hate about
Speaker 1: doing radio is that Jane. Can I tell you is
Speaker 1: that is you have to be so ambiguous you don't
Speaker 1: but the bosses go, we want people listening in Adelaide
Speaker 1: to think that you're in Sydney.
Speaker 2: In Adelaide, yes, yeah, you can't stupid, instead of saying, oh,
Speaker 2: it's down in Sydney Harbor. I was going for a
Speaker 2: stroll at a body of water in the central business
Speaker 2: this street under.
Speaker 1: A big bridge and a building that looks like a
Speaker 1: mango that's been sliced up. Someone at Adelaide it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: maybe they're down on Wilson Street or the high Road,
Speaker 1: like shut up. And also I have a psychic that
Speaker 1: comes in georgey in a walker every Thursday night and
Speaker 1: our studios overlook Sydney Herb and I go, great to
Speaker 1: have you here, Jegina, she's so good to look at
Speaker 1: Sydney Harbor.
Speaker 2: It's it's beautiful, doesn't it. People in Brisbane are like,
Speaker 2: what a liar turn?
Speaker 1: We thought he was just down the right on the
Speaker 1: story bridge. All right, we're going to Neutral Bay, like
Speaker 1: I said, but we could be anywhere talking to all right,
Speaker 1: let me just tell you what happened here. I message
Speaker 1: this woman and I said, hello, are you free this time?
Speaker 1: What city are you from? What is your preferred name
Speaker 1: and your best contact number? Him from Neutral Bay? Here's
Speaker 1: my best contact no name? Oh really that's her.
Speaker 2: We're going in blind.
Speaker 1: Let's go in blind. Please let the record show that
Speaker 1: I did ask.
Speaker 2: Good boy, she will just guess.
Speaker 1: Karen, Hello Stephan speaking Sephany.
Speaker 2: That settles that mystery. We didn't know what your name was.
Speaker 5: H Yes, it's not Karen.
Speaker 1: Oh why did you think that? I don't know.
Speaker 5: I just had a feeling that you guys just assumed
Speaker 5: that my name was.
Speaker 1: Going to be literally just said let's call her Karen.
Speaker 1: Did you Yes, yes, you did that.
Speaker 2: That is I'm aside kick. How are you eavesdropping somehow?
Speaker 5: Yeah I am. I've got eyes and ears everywhere.
Speaker 1: This is like the other day when I when I forget.
Speaker 1: It's just like that though, I just live forgot. Steph.
Speaker 2: What are you up there today? What have we interrupted?
Speaker 5: You doing work? Actually, which is fine. I'm happy to
Speaker 5: be interrupted at work.
Speaker 2: What do you do?
Speaker 5: I work in media? I work in media sale.
Speaker 1: Do you sell my radio show?
Speaker 5: Sometimes?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 5: I think we actually do have an affiliation with your
Speaker 5: radio show.
Speaker 2: We are in when I work here. But you have
Speaker 2: brought ad space. Ah, yes, buye a bit more. You've
Speaker 2: got to the end of the year to get us
Speaker 2: as much money as possible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, make us some cash please some on the side.
Speaker 1: Trying to make my own cash here after yourself and
Speaker 1: the second you've got an I gym, Bradley will count
Speaker 1: you in then hit us with your thoughts. Okay, no, right,
Speaker 1: let's go. Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Do you hate having to for the vacuum to recharge?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yes, definitely. I feel so seen.
Speaker 5: It's twenty twenty four and we have electric cars and
Speaker 5: there are dogs going to the moon. But my vacuum
Speaker 5: sits on charge for fucking weeks. But when I plug
Speaker 5: it into fifteen minutes the housework, it just dies.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and then you're gonna do it in stages.
Speaker 2: It's so fucking frustrating.
Speaker 1: I think you guys just have old, old vacuums because
Speaker 1: batteries die I had to replace.
Speaker 2: I'll have you fucking know that I did not skimp
Speaker 2: on my vacuum. I got the dear one. You killed
Speaker 2: me because I'm a bit of a tied us.
Speaker 1: No, not die. I think Sam Sison, your Mitchell, your
Speaker 1: vacuum is it's like pride and place when you walk
Speaker 1: into the penhouse, it's there. I love it. It's a
Speaker 1: very high tech vacuum.
Speaker 2: But I have a theory, Steff, I have no proof
Speaker 2: to back it up. I have a theory that by
Speaker 2: leaving it on the charging station all the time, that
Speaker 2: actually fucks the battery a bit.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 5: Look, you're probably right, but I just don't have anywhere
Speaker 5: else to put it.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: It's like I can't get to the PowerPoint behind the
Speaker 2: fridge to turn it off. It's too much.
Speaker 1: Well, why don't you just get one of the old
Speaker 1: school like dysons that have the PowerPoint.
Speaker 3: Playing way not nineteen seventeen.
Speaker 1: So what do you do? You charge, then vacuum, then
Speaker 1: charge and vacuum. You do it any increments, do you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I mean, look, sometimes I do. Other times I just
Speaker 5: can't be sucked and then half plause vacuum then the
Speaker 5: other half isn't.
Speaker 2: It's just because the charge is so slowly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and mine is the diceon. I was very fortunate
Speaker 5: enough actually to have a rich friend who donated the dison.
Speaker 5: But yeah, it's still it's still broken. So I just yeah,
Speaker 5: the flour is in a constant state of dirtiness.
Speaker 2: And do you know what is also impossible because of
Speaker 2: the vacuum's going flat so quick vacuuming out the car increment.
Speaker 2: I just want to get the job done.
Speaker 5: No, I don't have the energy for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, neither.
Speaker 1: You don't go through crystal car wash, Mitchell, Well that's what.
Speaker 2: I do instead, because I'm like, I'll just let them
Speaker 2: get it done.
Speaker 1: Oh I love you love. I love letting them get
Speaker 1: it done.
Speaker 2: I don't have to do it in increments.
Speaker 1: Also, vacuuming the car is so humbling. It's like as
Speaker 1: a macis Chip from thirteen years ago? Is it just
Speaker 1: me on the fly?
Speaker 2: Are your friend's pigs? Because the amount of rubbish I
Speaker 2: find in my backseat all the time, I'm like, who's
Speaker 2: left this can of sun tory here?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Sorry about that? Well, thanks Jeff for send you
Speaker 1: out a totally toe bag. It's on its way.
Speaker 5: Oh perfect. Thanks so much, guys. It's really going to
Speaker 5: miss you after the end of this year.
Speaker 2: Thanks Darling.
Speaker 5: I've actually been a fan for quite some time. I
Speaker 5: actually stumbled across Mitchell's videos way back when. I think
Speaker 5: my favorite one was when he had the dogs painted
Speaker 5: out on the bus and.
Speaker 2: Some the rock. Oh my tone now polish, right, I'm with.
Speaker 5: You, Yes, it's so polish, way back when. And then
Speaker 5: that's instantly when I fell in love with the videos,
Speaker 5: and then obviously started the podcast and seeing Jenner and
Speaker 5: the cop and I was like, I don't know who
Speaker 5: these guys are, but I need to be associated with
Speaker 5: Oh wow, Thanks darn.
Speaker 2: You have been around a while.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jo Karen will never forget you. Thank you
Speaker 1: for coming on the show. Message Jenna, we'll get you
Speaker 1: the price.
Speaker 5: I will, thanks so much.
Speaker 1: What a bitch?
Speaker 2: Are you trying to get out of the habit of
Speaker 2: saying what a sweetheart? Yeah?
Speaker 1: When she was a sweetheart.
Speaker 2: There's so many synonyms for sweetheart, Johnny to look.
Speaker 1: What an angel?
Speaker 4: Yeah, what a honey?
Speaker 1: Pot a little poodle?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: The synonyms come up with beloved, what a boyfriend? Darling?
Speaker 2: What a boyfriend?
Speaker 1: What a what a darling? Darling's quite cute?
Speaker 2: What a babe? That's not what a flame?
Speaker 1: I'll stick with what a bitch?
Speaker 2: Beaudie part?
Speaker 1: Yeah, cutie part? What a dog? That's too bitchy?
Speaker 5: Gay?
Speaker 1: Don't hate that?
Speaker 2: Poppet? What the whistle? Poppet?
Speaker 1: Poppet? All right, let's go, Thank you, we love you.
Speaker 1: Still a bunch of episodes to go before we are killed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, before we draw our final breath.
Speaker 1: Correct, and you're all invited to sit and listen and
Speaker 1: watch while it happens. Of course, Jesus, we'll see you
Speaker 1: all in a couple of days.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll be back on Wednesday. Chat to you then, baby?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: A podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast.
Speaker 2: Welcome to add Brief, our secret segment. On the end,
Speaker 2: we pretend the show is over, but it's not. It's
Speaker 2: just a couple of people with ADD having a debrief.
Speaker 2: You've not been diagnosed, either of you, have you.
Speaker 1: I've been told I don't have it. I've been tested yea,
Speaker 1: and I don't have ADHD.
Speaker 2: Fuck. That surprises me. That's going to be something wrong
Speaker 2: with you.
Speaker 1: I think it's called just being very busy. I think
Speaker 1: my brain has just split in two from doing too
Speaker 1: many things. Now that's what I'm always thinking about doing
Speaker 1: other things. But I'm actually quite attentive. Yeah, my attention
Speaker 1: doesn't my attention doesn't drift.
Speaker 2: I'm just thinking about the attention that I think you've got.
Speaker 2: Add It's like the hyper focusing on certain things. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I don't have focus interest, but I'll do it intentionally.
Speaker 4: Last night I went to see a speaker Johann Hari.
Speaker 3: Oh, he writes books like inspirational books and psychology stuff,
Speaker 3: and Johann Hari it was really interesting and he spoke
Speaker 3: about ADHD.
Speaker 2: Late Yohan Harry what they do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he was talking about ADHD and how a
Speaker 3: lot of people are misdiagnosed.
Speaker 1: You said, don't you speaking at hurry.
Speaker 3: Misdiagnosed because there's other things in their life. There are
Speaker 3: obviously people who genuinely do have ADHD, but then there's
Speaker 3: others where there's other factors in their life that's affecting
Speaker 3: them and making them behave in a certain way.
Speaker 1: I've been the two psychologists and I've said I want
Speaker 1: to be tested for ADHD and I want anxiety medication,
Speaker 1: and they said you don't either, and will not give.
Speaker 2: It to me.
Speaker 1: Wow, they don't let me have it.
Speaker 2: It's because you're doing the cheery trying to charm them.
Speaker 2: You were smoothing them. They're like, no, he's capable.
Speaker 1: Do you think we should take wreck?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, you're right.
Speaker 2: They make it harder to get diagnosed these days because
Speaker 2: so many people are self diagnosing. And it's like it
Speaker 2: was easy for me as I've said.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I left our psychologists by the way out therapicially. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: they're chasing me out to settle the bill. No, well
Speaker 1: I didn't turn up to one appointment. They wanted to
Speaker 1: charge me for it. I said absolutely not, so I
Speaker 1: won't go back.
Speaker 2: Late cancelation thing, bullshit.
Speaker 1: Paying you my money for giving me nothing.
Speaker 2: Were they going to charge you in full?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I said no, your office is too hot.
Speaker 1: She keeps it so hot. The first time. She's like,
Speaker 1: maybe we should cheat you for hyperthyroidism. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: it's because I'm sitting in a fucking furnace.
Speaker 2: Nancy drew one recommendation she gave me, which I was like,
Speaker 2: I can't believe I'm paying for this. She told me
Speaker 2: to watch Inside Out, Oh, the Pixar movie, and I
Speaker 2: was like, pretty straightforward, was like, you have to go
Speaker 2: to fucking new to give that advice.
Speaker 1: You're like, is that clinical advice that? No? I just
Speaker 1: really laughed and did.
Speaker 2: You watch it? I haven't watched it yet. Is it good?
Speaker 1: I don't never say that. Ah wow, we really should
Speaker 1: see it from the basket cases. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Maybe we'll have so much clarity after watching it. Apparently
Speaker 2: it's good for that ship.
Speaker 1: You know what I found the other day my DVD
Speaker 1: book that my auntie Anne brought me back from Bali,
Speaker 1: and you know, like a pirated movies that were so
Speaker 1: big in the early thousands. It was his big black suitcase.
Speaker 1: You remember having one of these or the disc holders
Speaker 1: to zip it up and it was discs. But I
Speaker 1: was flicking through and they weren't actual movie titles because
Speaker 1: like for the copyright, they couldn't title them the original movie.
Speaker 2: Like Harry Potter becomes Small wizard Boy totally, or.
Speaker 1: I shit you not for Stuart Little and Stewart Little too.
Speaker 1: It was Small mouse Boy one Small than Mouseboy too.
Speaker 2: Mine Halloween costumes.
Speaker 4: I remember I got Monster Zinc.
Speaker 3: And it was the Monster's Factory one, the Monsters Factory
Speaker 3: two Monsters.
Speaker 2: You watch it? Is it the same film? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Exactly right? Yeah, fifty First Dates was like went out
Speaker 1: with you more than once.
Speaker 2: And asked for the money.
Speaker 1: Botanic was boat saying ah.
Speaker 2: Badge of Titanic? Was this called fuck just.
Speaker 1: Right? Head?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That was it. I you know what I found
Speaker 2: hit me when I was home for the long weekend.
Speaker 2: I found the DVD gameplay of Deal or No Deal
Speaker 2: with Andrew o'keef.
Speaker 1: The DVD gameplay like the game oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you now on a DVD you can use
Speaker 2: the remote to navigate the main menu and whatever. It
Speaker 2: was like a game of Deal or No Deal and
Speaker 2: you could just choose options. And Andrew o'keeff had pre
Speaker 2: record a different outcome from prison. Yeah, I was like,
Speaker 2: do I burn this now?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: He's a disgrace to Andrew o'keef. Is this at the
Speaker 2: top of my wardrobe?
Speaker 4: He's a cram I think it's a collector's edition.
Speaker 1: It would be now you could you could do a
Speaker 1: line off that inspired by him?
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Now today we're recording the day of course of Liam
Speaker 1: Pain's passing.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm very upset.
Speaker 2: I wondered about you, actually, Jenna, because it had hit
Speaker 2: different for someone who's like a form of one direction
Speaker 2: in stand.
Speaker 1: Are you fair to us?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: I was really devastated.
Speaker 1: Do we know what actually happened?
Speaker 4: He fell from a building third story and he.
Speaker 1: Was having a bit of an episode, was he Yes,
Speaker 1: that's dreadful. The poor thing. Imagine being famous from such
Speaker 1: a young age, like he's had such a rough life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but then also everything of course going on tough time
Speaker 1: for him.
Speaker 3: I've got a question, so would you rather just have
Speaker 3: a normal This was asked by another producer. Would you
Speaker 3: rather just have a normal life or be super famous
Speaker 3: from a young age but know that you're going to
Speaker 3: die at thirty one?
Speaker 1: Oh? What a ridiculous question. I would live my full life.
Speaker 3: No, but if you chose the latter, then you have
Speaker 3: everything provided for you, no problems.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. Yeah, nah, I don like that because we
Speaker 1: live relatively not why they are the only two choices.
Speaker 4: That's only two choices you can get.
Speaker 1: What would you choose me?
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone would choose the b super famous
Speaker 2: and diet thirty.
Speaker 3: I feel like young people might what do you mean,
Speaker 3: you know, like young teenagers and stuff.
Speaker 1: Right, totally if you're front a lobe, wasn't Did you
Speaker 1: choose the second?
Speaker 4: Do you feel like, oh, thirty one's ages away and not? Yeah,
Speaker 4: especially so Jenna you are thirty one, I'd be dead.
Speaker 2: Jenna would be dead thirty one now, oh shit, I
Speaker 2: forgot that your aged dadh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so good for your age.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Jed. I actually realized that. I realized that
Speaker 2: last week when I said to Jess throw, oh in
Speaker 2: your twenties, like we all are, and then I was like, actually,
Speaker 2: not all of us.
Speaker 1: Well just Jenna. Yeah, I mean, we're the host of
Speaker 1: the show, so please, we're going to end this show
Speaker 1: while we're in our twenties.
Speaker 2: I could do another two years and I would still
Speaker 2: be in my twenties. You could imagine if I actually
Speaker 2: replaced you both because you were too old. Jen, like
Speaker 2: the last season was with twenty.
Speaker 1: Year olds, that'd be devastating.
Speaker 2: I could get Steven in, I could you could continue.
Speaker 1: We just keep passing the show down to twenty year olds. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Stephen could do it for eight more years.
Speaker 4: Who we're close to.
Speaker 1: I actually think Stephen's coming on the show soon off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we were talking about that.
Speaker 1: We need to think of a name for the show,
Speaker 1: like a name for the segment, because I did like
Speaker 1: the Sean pitch for Sean was Finn And you need
Speaker 1: to work out what you're going to do to Stephen.
Speaker 1: Is it going to be?
Speaker 2: Well, no, I'll do what you did to Sean. Let's
Speaker 2: ask all the questions about how the romance came to be.
Speaker 2: Who asked who out? Who said I loved you first?
Speaker 2: All that ship?
Speaker 4: Who's the top?
Speaker 2: But I want you to.
Speaker 1: I don't speak over him the utmost respect for him?
Speaker 2: Good? Good? You know that's easy. We can tick that
Speaker 2: off the bucket list. We've got one. That's another thing
Speaker 2: we should do on Wednesday. Actually, we got a lot
Speaker 2: of suggestions for the indein bucket list O things to
Speaker 2: do before we wrap at the end of the year.
Speaker 1: We need to go through them and veto them.
Speaker 2: Of course, I reckon we put it to a vote,
Speaker 2: and if two people vote on it, it stays on
Speaker 2: the list.
Speaker 1: It happens. Okay, all right, let's do it now. Something
Speaker 1: that I saw on TikTok. It's a trend where you
Speaker 1: ask your best friend if you could have a freaky
Speaker 1: Friday situation with them and swap bodies for twenty four hours,
Speaker 1: what will be the first thing you do?
Speaker 4: Oh, that's cool.
Speaker 2: So we were talking about this in the anniversary episode.
Speaker 2: I said that not on purpose, but I would ruin
Speaker 2: your reputation as the friendly guy everyone often as you.
Speaker 4: We did it before the trend, we did, Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, Well, what would you do in a serious thing?
Speaker 2: You if I was being you? But do I have
Speaker 2: the same you know, mannerisms as me. I'm just in
Speaker 2: a different body.
Speaker 1: That's a good question. No, you have your mannerisms like
Speaker 1: you don't. You're not me because that is you were you?
Speaker 2: So like I would go into the radio studio and
Speaker 2: be like, fuck me. I haven't touched a panel for years.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm doing about a package, and
Speaker 2: everyone goes, what's wrong with correct?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Right? Ship? What would I do?
Speaker 3: That's like when Jamie Lee Curtis was Lindsay lowhand and
Speaker 3: you had to know how to do the guitar.
Speaker 2: That's the freaky Yeah, I don't know. Would you transfer
Speaker 2: your house deposit to Mitchell?
Speaker 1: Would you? Would you look at me? Now? Well, out
Speaker 1: of interest, I.
Speaker 2: Guess I'd have to shower at some point. My god,
Speaker 2: look at you.
Speaker 1: You would.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't seek to do that, yeah, but.
Speaker 1: You would if you had to do a wee, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: you have to hold my penis.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't know. I would still sit to pierce. It's me.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't know how to pee.
Speaker 1: Well you would. It's the same sort of reflex. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it would feel weird, just kind of let go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, imagine Jenna having a dick for a day.
Speaker 1: What would you do, Jenna?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, with Jenna, I want to know
Speaker 2: what it's like to have a Yeah, you're right, that's
Speaker 2: during my one day of general. I just got her pregnant, and.
Speaker 1: My god, that's horrific.
Speaker 2: I would explain to Sean. No, I swear it's me,
Speaker 2: and then we'll have our child, then you have your child,
Speaker 2: and then I have to explain to you. Now listen.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Perhaps on that note we should end.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry about that. That's funny.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening everyone.
Speaker 2: We hope this podcast made you fee at least two
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Speaker 1: So we do see you all idiots in a couple
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Speaker 2: Yeah, cautch you on Wednesday. Bye, bar Is It Just Me?
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