WEBVTT - #191: Hard Launch 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:09.319 Just stood a couple of mitches. Hello. Yeah, you raise 0:00:09.440 --> 0:00:12.680 yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. 0:00:13.000 --> 0:00:15.120 Yeah, no one says the word turn as an adult. 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:18.279 Kids would be like can I return? You don't say 0:00:18.280 --> 0:00:20.880 that she as an adult? Can I return? In your car? 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:35.040 And Mitchell coos hello you, hello you, Oh Mitchell, how 0:00:35.080 --> 0:00:37.360 are you? I'm pretty fucking good. Have you seen our 0:00:37.400 --> 0:00:38.400 sex and new artwork? 0:00:38.520 --> 0:00:41.200 Oh, Mike, As you watch this, you can be looking 0:00:41.280 --> 0:00:47.080 in to Actually, sorry, listen, you can look into the 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:49.080 eyes of two gorgeous sexy men. 0:00:49.200 --> 0:00:51.479 And the truth is, yes, we did wake up like that. Yeah, 0:00:51.520 --> 0:00:54.920 we did our third Wheel price keeper. Mona Jenner is here. 0:00:55.040 --> 0:00:56.080 Hello, I'm here. 0:00:56.200 --> 0:00:57.040 You did so well. 0:00:57.080 --> 0:00:57.840 You nailed your role. 0:00:58.000 --> 0:01:00.840 Listen, and the rumors are true. Yes, I flew to 0:01:00.960 --> 0:01:05.160 Europe to the Louver to investigate the image for the artwork. 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:07.200 It's all attacks right off, That's why I went to 0:01:07.240 --> 0:01:07.919 Paris Industry. 0:01:07.959 --> 0:01:08.959 You actually stole it? 0:01:09.200 --> 0:01:11.880 I did, Yes, I did. Well, that's the real frame 0:01:11.920 --> 0:01:12.600 and no one knows. 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:15.600 Jenny, you were great back all this time, and you 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:16.399 got it back well. 0:01:16.440 --> 0:01:18.760 You were there. Of course when Leo DiCaprio painted it. 0:01:19.720 --> 0:01:22.360 He didn't finish it. And that is because tell him why. 0:01:22.280 --> 0:01:24.640 Jenna, because we had a thing going on and then 0:01:24.840 --> 0:01:25.240 had sex. 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:27.840 Yeah, oh you were just Timothy fucking You couldn't sit 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:28.880 for the portrait any longer? 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:29.319 Yeah? 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:29.720 Nice? 0:01:29.800 --> 0:01:31.840 Did you could have sat on him while he painted it. 0:01:32.080 --> 0:01:34.160 No, we tried, didn't of course. 0:01:34.480 --> 0:01:36.640 Now how are we feeling after Marta Gray? Everyone good? 0:01:36.760 --> 0:01:39.960 Good, really good, honest to God like I was fine. 0:01:40.000 --> 0:01:41.640 I was at home in a spa by midnight. 0:01:42.120 --> 0:01:44.679 Yeah. After doing the parade, I was ready to shut 0:01:44.680 --> 0:01:45.280 it down as well. 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:47.360 Yeah. Now I want to say nothing but good things 0:01:47.400 --> 0:01:50.680 about Fusion Pride in March with your beautiful partner Sean's 0:01:51.680 --> 0:01:52.880 he co founded the charity. 0:01:53.040 --> 0:01:55.480 Yes, I feel like there's a butt, no knowing, No, 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:56.280 I feel like there is. 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:58.680 Well there's two butts. Yes, one thing I found hilarious 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:00.520 and the other thing I will be seeking action for. 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:01.040 Yeah. 0:02:02.440 --> 0:02:05.320 First part is I met the other co founder and 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:06.360 I said, Hi, how are you sweating? 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:06.560 Good? 0:02:06.560 --> 0:02:09.400 I'm charity And I went, oh, lovely, you work for 0:02:09.440 --> 0:02:11.519 the charity street Yeah, I'm charity and I'm oh good 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:13.400 she works for the charity. Awesome. And then later in 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:15.440 the night I said, sorry, I dang, Actually, get your name? 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:17.600 What was your name? No, I'm Charity. I M I 0:02:17.600 --> 0:02:18.200 know where you work. 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:20.840 It would have been I'm Charity. She's got an American accent. 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:22.760 Name is Charity. 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:23.920 Isn't that so fitting? 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:25.080 She worked with the charity. 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:27.639 You came over to me and you're like, what's her name? 0:02:28.240 --> 0:02:29.519 She literally just said. 0:02:29.800 --> 0:02:31.400 And because she's the co founder, I had to have 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:33.880 so much respect for her, because she's a beautiful person too, 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:35.600 but I could not, for the life of me remember 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:38.000 her name. And it is Charity. That is so funny. 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:40.359 Her and her partner have a joint Instagram account, Peter 0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:42.560 and Charity. How would you react if I started a 0:02:42.600 --> 0:02:44.400 second Instagram called Mitchell and Shawn. 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:47.280 I'll leave you in this, in this work relationship. 0:02:47.320 --> 0:02:49.239 I don't know why, because it's them. It seems like 0:02:49.280 --> 0:02:50.680 a normal thing to do. But when I was thinking 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:52.080 about it, I was like, I could not get away 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:54.240 with that. It'd be so fucking old if I did that. 0:02:54.280 --> 0:02:57.640 There's one Facebook account that I have called Allan and 0:02:57.720 --> 0:02:59.720 Sharon Clark, and I worked with her at Coles and 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:01.720 it's their hybrid but the profile picture is just the 0:03:01.760 --> 0:03:03.440 two of them. It's like it actually makes sense. 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:05.800 But if you notice that Facebook doesn't let you write 0:03:05.840 --> 0:03:09.120 and or put the actual end or symbol, so that's 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:10.720 why they usually put an end. So we were like, 0:03:10.800 --> 0:03:12.680 Aaron and Karen, Oh my. 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:14.280 God, I've wondered what that means. 0:03:15.120 --> 0:03:19.440 Yeah, okay, so they just won't put An and Aaron Karen, Yeah. 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:22.800 Yeah, yeah right. Well, Charity was lovely. They were all nice. However, 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:26.200 I will be seeking legal action and I will be 0:03:26.280 --> 0:03:30.680 litigating against them as I was forced against my wheel 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:35.800 carry a giant styrofoam letter you two seconds before midnight, 0:03:36.280 --> 0:03:39.520 like figuratively speaking, two seconds before we paraded down Oxford Street. 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:43.320 Betty said I'm injured and I said, part of me. 0:03:43.480 --> 0:03:44.440 She said, I'm injured. 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:47.440 So we had these big styrofoam letters that spelled out 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:50.640 Fusion Pride, Yes, our riving reporter, Oscar and I. We 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:53.400 had to dither over sourcing paint for it. Oscar spent 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:55.280 all day in the sun and he's got the worst. 0:03:55.280 --> 0:03:58.640 Some went back painting the letters and then all we 0:03:58.720 --> 0:04:01.240 needed was to summoned to I can carry them. I 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:03.120 would have, but I was in the dance troop. If 0:04:03.120 --> 0:04:05.920 you were, you were Jenna had a big rainbow flag 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:06.880 that she was holding. 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:10.280 True, I was there, but purely just and then smile. 0:04:10.480 --> 0:04:12.680 Last minute, someone must have dropped out, and then we're like, right, 0:04:12.880 --> 0:04:15.960 we need too strong boys, and you were one of them. Yeah, 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:18.120 And I found it kind of funding because I'm like, 0:04:18.480 --> 0:04:20.840 there's no way you're going to be spotted on TV 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:22.640 if you've get a giant letter block in your faith. 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:24.600 I was lift. I sent out a press release. 0:04:24.360 --> 0:04:26.479 To pr your ego must have died. 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:28.120 Someone looked at me in the crowd and went, you're 0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:30.400 better than this, they mouthed. They mouthed it to me 0:04:30.440 --> 0:04:32.919 that you're pretty successful. I went, this is embarrassing. So 0:04:33.240 --> 0:04:35.360 I had to hold this giant fucking you to make 0:04:35.400 --> 0:04:37.520 matters worse. I was next to the f infusion, so 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:40.000 if anyone took a photo, it just was looked like 0:04:40.040 --> 0:04:40.960 I was holding an fu. 0:04:42.800 --> 0:04:44.320 Well, it was a bit of an f U to you, 0:04:44.480 --> 0:04:45.200 wasn't it really? 0:04:45.240 --> 0:04:45.440 Well? 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:46.360 You were right up the back. 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:49.440 And then sorry to Betty grumpy, I was Matt. Betty went, 0:04:49.560 --> 0:04:52.279 I'm injured. I went, I saw you downing rod carette 0:04:52.279 --> 0:04:55.039 bulls in the park, Betty. And then she wasn't there. 0:04:55.200 --> 0:04:57.480 She had a bubble gun walking through Marty grasshit in 0:04:57.520 --> 0:04:57.960 the bubbles. 0:04:57.960 --> 0:05:01.599 I'm like, you, bitch, I mean she was, she was 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:05.279 you major frustration known because you broke the U. You 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:07.800 broke the fucking letter which they were intending to keep 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:12.440 for future events, and you broke the fucking you. So 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:14.400 like the stick that the letter was on top of 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:17.680 snapped very brutal, and then you just stabbed it through 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:21.200 the tyrofome. I'm like, oh god, it's not only broken 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:23.200 the stick, but we can't even repair that. There's now 0:05:23.240 --> 0:05:24.080 a hole in the U. 0:05:24.279 --> 0:05:26.279 Oh I finally got to stab you on Oxford Street 0:05:26.720 --> 0:05:29.560 for years. No, So what happened was I was exhausted 0:05:29.600 --> 0:05:31.200 at the end of Oxford Street and the U is 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:33.160 it's the letter U. So I could lean in the middle. 0:05:33.200 --> 0:05:34.960 So I put the stick on the ground, lent on it, 0:05:35.200 --> 0:05:37.280 and I must think i'me slimmer than I am. It 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:40.200 just snapped under my weight and everyone, because you know, 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:42.000 a big public place, it was a giant loud bang. 0:05:42.000 --> 0:05:43.320 Everyone shrieked. 0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:46.480 The thing with those letters is that they're not necessarily heavy. 0:05:46.480 --> 0:05:49.719 That is really fiddly because there's styrofoam. But it was 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:52.799 windy and it was literally like you know those circus 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:55.839 tricks where you see people balancing plates on sticks. It's 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:57.640 like that, yeah, because you're like, holy shit, this thing 0:05:57.680 --> 0:05:58.919 has a mind of its own totally. 0:05:59.120 --> 0:06:01.400 The lady next to me in their goes to me, 0:06:01.560 --> 0:06:04.440 oh my god, how are you feeling? And I went 0:06:04.560 --> 0:06:06.839 fucking exhausted? But you didn't hear me. Shit, I know. 0:06:06.960 --> 0:06:07.720 Isn't it amazing? 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:09.000 Oh? 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:10.839 I thought she was going to be like I'm tired 0:06:10.839 --> 0:06:12.720 to she was on cloud night, so I didn't want 0:06:12.720 --> 0:06:13.440 to burst her bubble. 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:16.119 Did you hear what they said about Fusion on TV? 0:06:16.279 --> 0:06:18.000 On the ABC Martiguck coverage? 0:06:18.000 --> 0:06:19.160 No, I didn't watch your back. Nuh. 0:06:19.440 --> 0:06:22.200 So we were a bit worried because we had a 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:25.960 few messages from friends being like, mm, did you hear 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:29.160 what they said about fusion? Apparently a Courtney act who 0:06:29.240 --> 0:06:31.480 was there as part of the coverage went a bit rogue. Oh, 0:06:31.960 --> 0:06:33.680 Sean had to send them a script ahead of time, 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:35.359 you know, a bit of a fact sheet about fusion, 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:37.200 and he goes, well, that wasn't in the script, and 0:06:37.200 --> 0:06:38.720 everyone was saying, here, did you hear what she said 0:06:38.760 --> 0:06:42.839 about the beaches being very homophobic and whatnot? And it 0:06:42.960 --> 0:06:44.599 made it sound like it was going to be worse 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:46.240 than it was. Do you want to listen to what 0:06:46.279 --> 0:06:47.520 COURTNEYAC said about us? Yeah? 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:49.040 I can. So this is Courtney Act on a live 0:06:49.080 --> 0:06:49.520 on ABC. 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:53.120 Yeah all right, okay, marching for the first time tonight. 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:57.000 It's Fusion Pride Northern Features out with the terms in 0:06:57.279 --> 0:07:00.800 the subscription. Pride says that knows matter or who you love, 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:02.840 that he's a place for news in the Northern beachure. 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:06.360 The Northern Features unfortunately has a bit of a grim history. 0:07:06.960 --> 0:07:09.359 The coastline was known for its gay beats in the 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:12.840 eighties and was the target of horrific hate crimes, but 0:07:13.360 --> 0:07:16.640 systemic failure to support these victims did not go unnoticed, 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:17.400 and we've come a. 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:18.280 Long way since then. 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:19.600 It's great to. 0:07:19.600 --> 0:07:23.080 See the Northern Beaches reclaim their pride tonight. 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:26.560 See that's actually nice, wasn't act? 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:28.960 I can get around that because it's amazing. That's where 0:07:28.960 --> 0:07:31.000 people go wrong. They turn a blind eye to the 0:07:31.040 --> 0:07:33.240 past and the history, and I think it's good. 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:35.080 They're good on Courtney oh de Seaun that's going to 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:38.040 be the new Instagram bio for Fusion Pride. It's great 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:41.760 to see the Northern Beaches reclaim their pride Courtney act. Yeah. Agree, 0:07:41.960 --> 0:07:43.400 that's a good fucking endorsement. 0:07:43.640 --> 0:07:45.120 Well, we should get Courtney on and tell her about 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:48.840 how you were hate crimed in the manly boat dock bathrooms. 0:07:49.240 --> 0:07:50.440 What was that place called again? 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:51.200 Boathouse? 0:07:51.360 --> 0:07:52.680 Fuck, wharf bar? 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:53.160 Wharf bar? 0:07:53.280 --> 0:07:53.400 Was it? 0:07:53.920 --> 0:07:55.800 It was warf bare in the bathrooms, hate crimed. 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:57.320 Yeah, we've come to stay far Courtney. 0:07:57.400 --> 0:07:59.760 It's been six months. Bach Well, I had a great 0:07:59.800 --> 0:08:00.920 mud great it was very fun. 0:08:01.520 --> 0:08:03.760 I was jokes aside, Was it fun for you? What 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:04.840 did you having to carry it? 0:08:04.920 --> 0:08:06.960 All? Jokes aside? No, this was my fourth march in 0:08:06.960 --> 0:08:09.280 the parade, and uh, it was like one of my favorites. 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:09.840 It was lovely. 0:08:09.920 --> 0:08:11.320 I think it was one of the more fun ones 0:08:11.360 --> 0:08:11.760 for me too. 0:08:11.840 --> 0:08:13.880 Yeah, we'll being with you guys was cute so much. 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:16.440 She reunited with contraceptive diaphragm Sam. 0:08:16.480 --> 0:08:19.160 I felt a bit bad because I was hoping, when 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:22.120 I wasn't doing the choreographed bit in the dance troupe, yeah, 0:08:22.120 --> 0:08:24.040 that I'd be able to walk with you too, so 0:08:24.080 --> 0:08:26.320 that if there happened to be any of our idiots 0:08:26.360 --> 0:08:28.280 there on Oxford Street watching, they'd see the three of 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:30.040 us together because they knew that we were going to 0:08:30.040 --> 0:08:32.559 be marching in the parade. Yeah, not marching. Can you 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:34.520 imagine it's actually marching. I don't know why they used 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:37.520 that word marching. Yeah, it's a bit right left. 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:39.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:41.440 So I was planning to walk with YouTube, but we 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:44.160 were so scattered and you were right of the back 0:08:44.200 --> 0:08:46.760 with that letter you was, and so I was like, right, 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:48.640 when I'm not dancing, I'll at least try and walk 0:08:48.640 --> 0:08:50.440 with Jenna. But she kept whacking me in the fucking 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:52.360 face with that rainbow flag. She didn't want a bar 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:52.680 of me. 0:08:53.000 --> 0:08:53.080 No. 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:56.800 I was very very passionate about your duty. 0:08:56.840 --> 0:08:58.240 You had one role and you wanted to She was 0:08:58.240 --> 0:09:01.240 in her own little world. You actually were, and good 0:09:01.240 --> 0:09:01.439 for you. 0:09:01.600 --> 0:09:03.480 At one point we really got the crowd repped up 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:05.240 because I was gonna was like, let's go fucking twerk 0:09:05.280 --> 0:09:07.160 next to Jennet, where we're just like grinding on it 0:09:07.280 --> 0:09:09.880 and everyone's like, wow, it's so fun. 0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:11.800 Someone in the audience was clearly an idiot, because I 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:14.040 would match, please get over a hug, and of course 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:16.280 I can give them a hug. This you bent over 0:09:16.320 --> 0:09:18.520 them and I hit an infant. You know how people 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:20.960 bring parents to the crowd. This baby, Thank god its 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:22.959 skull was formed. If that was a soft cradle cap, 0:09:22.960 --> 0:09:25.120 it would have been killed. You Like, I tapped it 0:09:25.120 --> 0:09:26.600 in the head up when the pope touches a baby, 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:28.400 and it just because the sick mitch. You're right, it's 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:30.680 like two meters so a band. It was like yeah, 0:09:30.800 --> 0:09:33.040 and I hung over these kids. I'm like, oh god, sorry, 0:09:33.040 --> 0:09:35.079 so sorry that idiot. If that's your child that has 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:37.199 sort of, you know, a bruise on their forehead. 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:39.080 Oh, it's just start of fying, tapping. 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:41.439 Out right, touched by you. 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:41.520 No. 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:43.319 I had a lot of fun and fusion Beaches Pride, 0:09:43.320 --> 0:09:48.560 honestly Northern Beaches. Yeah, thanks to them. Yes, I enjoyed it. 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:49.280 It was really fun. 0:09:49.280 --> 0:09:50.160 It was so much fun. 0:09:50.200 --> 0:09:52.200 I had a great time, and I was planning on mit. 0:09:52.240 --> 0:09:53.480 She's like, oh, you want to come back to going 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:55.440 to friends after I'm like, yeah, I might. I was 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:58.560 fucking exhausted, yeah, no, like I was dead to the world. 0:09:58.640 --> 0:10:00.920 Well, I wasn't going to any official after parties because 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:03.559 fuck that. I was just going to a friend's place. 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:03.880 Yeah. 0:10:03.880 --> 0:10:05.840 A little bit further down where the parade started, the 0:10:05.840 --> 0:10:07.319 other end of Oxford Street, and we were a couple 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:09.719 of kilometers away. We started walking in that direction and 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:11.400 then we realized, oh, we're on the wrong side of 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:14.679 the road and the road is closed for the parade, 0:10:14.840 --> 0:10:16.840 so we have to walk back to more Park and 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:19.280 go over that big ramp to the other side of 0:10:19.320 --> 0:10:22.400 the road. Oh God. And then at that point that's 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:24.720 when my brand new shoes started to fucking give me blisters, 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:27.480 and I'm like, okay, just pushed through a couple more kilometers. 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:29.200 So by that point I was I'd had it. 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:30.440 Yeah, it was a good Martin. 0:10:30.480 --> 0:10:31.600 It was knackered, but no, it was great. 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:34.120 Yeah. I hope you idiots had a good Marta grow too. Anyway, 0:10:34.120 --> 0:10:35.680 if it's your first time listening, welcome to Is it 0:10:35.760 --> 0:10:36.000 just me? 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:39.200 I feel like we've officially launched season six now, Like 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:41.520 I said, it was a soft launch, we're underway. Now 0:10:41.520 --> 0:10:42.480 that we've got the new artwork. 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:45.439 Work is so hot, like we all did so well. 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:48.080 Honest to god, I think it's our best yet. Let 0:10:48.200 --> 0:10:50.360 us know if you like it. It's a whole new era. 0:10:50.679 --> 0:10:53.280 And shout out to our contraceptive diaphram stands are putting 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:53.959 that edit together. 0:10:54.080 --> 0:10:56.160 Yeah, of course the other ones happening here. Oh sorry, 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:57.920 thank you Sam. We love you Sam, We love you 0:10:57.960 --> 0:11:00.680 ses Sam. Anyway, welcome to the show Time Listening. We 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:03.400 start every episode with is it just me? Something we've noticed? 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:05.840 Something we hate or appreciate? Which doesn't know mine? I 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:08.480 don't know mitches. Uh you want to go first? 0:11:08.559 --> 0:11:09.839 Yeah, I'm happy to kick things off. 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:10.959 All right, let's go. 0:11:13.040 --> 0:11:14.200 Is it just me? 0:11:16.200 --> 0:11:19.320 Do you hate it when the boring things your parents 0:11:19.320 --> 0:11:20.480 tell you are actually right? 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:21.120 Oh? 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:23.439 Anything my parents tell me that ends up being right 0:11:23.520 --> 0:11:24.239 is frustrating. 0:11:24.440 --> 0:11:26.679 It is because I'm like, damn it, they were right 0:11:26.720 --> 0:11:30.880 all along. You know how they'll stay really boring shit like, oh, 0:11:31.000 --> 0:11:33.840 you don't need a mcfloury for afternoon tea. You'll spoil 0:11:33.880 --> 0:11:34.319 your dinner. 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:36.000 Oh we have we have ice cream at home. 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:38.760 And I'm like, shut up, no, I won't as an adult. 0:11:38.760 --> 0:11:41.400 I'm like, you're right, I will spoil my dinner. You're right, 0:11:41.440 --> 0:11:43.040 there is a water bottle in the car. I don't 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:45.600 need to buy that bootstoos. You're right, yes, no, and 0:11:45.640 --> 0:11:48.160 so the most recent one. You know how if you're 0:11:48.160 --> 0:11:51.520 a bit sick, they just say, oh, just get a 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:54.000 good night's sleep and sleep it off. 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:54.920 Yeah, I have a idea. 0:11:55.080 --> 0:11:58.640 So the morning of Mardi Gras, I woke up and 0:11:58.720 --> 0:12:01.280 I felt the old and flu symptoms coming on, and 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:04.079 I was like, oh, fuck me, here we go. Because 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:07.480 you know, when I'm sick, it usually hangs around for 0:12:07.559 --> 0:12:10.280 quite a while. Yeah, it makes itself fucking comfy. 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:11.360 The illness sous lingering you. 0:12:11.600 --> 0:12:13.280 I've gone like a month and a half on this 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:16.240 podcast with a croaky voice bool because it just fucking 0:12:16.280 --> 0:12:17.959 stays put. I do not get better no matter what 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:20.320 I try. And so I woke up a Martogram morning 0:12:20.320 --> 0:12:22.000 I could feel the cold and flu symptoms. I was like, 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:24.000 oh god, I'm just gonna have to push through today 0:12:24.600 --> 0:12:27.600 and then after that we'll deal with the illness. Oh 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:31.480 my god. I was fucked by Sunday Monday, it was awful. 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:34.480 And I was kind of still doing things for Mardi Gras, 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:37.120 like going out on the Sunday night and what have you. 0:12:37.280 --> 0:12:39.920 And then by Monday night, I was like, Okay, I'm 0:12:39.920 --> 0:12:43.719 gonna have an early night because apparently that's the done thing. 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:46.200 You just have to ressed it off. You just have 0:12:46.280 --> 0:12:47.760 to rest when you're sick. 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:52.480 Listening to Jane's advice, yeah exactly, And I did and 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:58.520 by Tuesday I was like, wow, Wow, what really? 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:02.120 What I reckon? I slept for like twelve hours. It 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:04.600 was sort of on that cusp of oversleeping where if 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:07.120 I'd gone even a wink of more sleep I would 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:09.880 have been fucked all day. Yeah, but I felt amazing. 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:12.560 Went to the chemist. They gave me the good drugs. 0:13:12.679 --> 0:13:15.520 Oh yeah, And so I had another massive sleep on 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:19.560 Tuesday night, and oh my god, I'm unstoppable. Really, thanks Jane, 0:13:19.880 --> 0:13:22.680 I know, right, So what is it? Just sleep? Yeah, 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:24.480 it's just such a boring thing to say, Oh no, 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:27.000 just rest up, which is so much easier said than 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:28.480 done when you actually have things to do. 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:31.079 Yes, it definitely is. Also, it doesn't work for all illnesses. 0:13:31.160 --> 0:13:34.320 You know, if you lex crushed by a tractor, I. 0:13:34.320 --> 0:13:37.199 Would encourage rest in that case to well actually. 0:13:37.040 --> 0:13:40.520 Yeah, oh my god, is rest a universal fixed for everything? 0:13:40.600 --> 0:13:44.520 Yeah? It actually it killed me because I even had 0:13:44.520 --> 0:13:46.000 to cancel bar class this week. 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:48.120 And how many weeks straight have you been? 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:51.880 No fucking I've been going every week since like January 0:13:51.960 --> 0:13:52.280 last year. 0:13:52.360 --> 0:13:54.960 Didn't they give you a pin, no earn a shirt 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:55.320 or something? 0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:55.559 Yeah? 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:56.679 The one one hundred. 0:13:57.080 --> 0:13:59.000 I'm almost a two hundred club mate, I'm loving it. 0:13:59.040 --> 0:14:01.120 Oh sorry, I'm so and so Yeah, I had to 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:03.160 cancel that. In the past, I woant to just pushed 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:04.760 through because I'm like, oh, I love me, bar class, 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:06.080 I don't care if I've got a bit of a sniffle, 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:08.040 I'll be right. Yeah. But this time I was like, no, no, 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:12.120 take it seriously, fucking rest and I bounced back, did 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:16.760 you well for a period of time? Yes, because you now, 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:19.440 like when one thing goes wrong, it just kind of 0:14:19.480 --> 0:14:23.120 when it rains it pause. Oh fuck me. They warned 0:14:23.160 --> 0:14:26.280 me these cold and flu tablets they might have a 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:32.240 side effective bloating. What's what I'm looking for? Indigestion, heartburn, 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:34.200 acid ref likes that sort of thing, And I was like, whatever, 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:36.160 give me the good shit. I want to curb this illness. 0:14:36.800 --> 0:14:41.760 Oh my god, I am so fucking floated and it 0:14:41.800 --> 0:14:43.280 feels awful. 0:14:43.480 --> 0:14:44.200 Stand up. 0:14:44.240 --> 0:14:47.720 I'm wearing a really baggy shirt today because I'm basically 0:14:47.760 --> 0:14:50.760 pregnant right now, like I need maternity. 0:14:52.480 --> 0:14:55.240 I got up. Yeah, wait, that is a baggyr shirt. 0:14:55.400 --> 0:14:58.520 It is. It's because my stomach is so bloated and 0:14:58.600 --> 0:15:00.720 so it's really sore, Like every time I stand up 0:15:00.720 --> 0:15:04.840 I'm like, really, yes, it just feels like I need 0:15:04.840 --> 0:15:07.840 to let out a riper burp. But there's no burp there. 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:10.920 Oh that's a really bad FEELM know. Right the drugs. 0:15:11.400 --> 0:15:13.480 Well, I can only assume I haven't done anything else 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:15.960 different yet it would be and I just feel so 0:15:16.320 --> 0:15:20.400 gross now. And then to make matters worse, Look what 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:21.680 I've done? 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:23.480 What you got a band aid on your finger? 0:15:23.520 --> 0:15:23.960 What happened? 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:24.680 I broke a nail. 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:26.200 I probably need more than a band aid. 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:27.800 Cut it open? 0:15:28.240 --> 0:15:29.640 When when when. 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:33.760 I think Wednesday? Oh shit, will actually no, I would 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:35.840