Speaker 1: Just stood a couple of mitches. Hello. Yeah, you raise
Speaker 1: yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no one says the word turn as an adult.
Speaker 2: Kids would be like can I return? You don't say
Speaker 2: that she as an adult? Can I return? In your car?
Speaker 2: And Mitchell coos hello you, hello you, Oh Mitchell, how
Speaker 2: are you? I'm pretty fucking good. Have you seen our
Speaker 2: sex and new artwork?
Speaker 1: Oh, Mike, As you watch this, you can be looking
Speaker 1: in to Actually, sorry, listen, you can look into the
Speaker 1: eyes of two gorgeous sexy men.
Speaker 2: And the truth is, yes, we did wake up like that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we did our third Wheel price keeper. Mona Jenner is here.
Speaker 3: Hello, I'm here.
Speaker 1: You did so well.
Speaker 2: You nailed your role.
Speaker 1: Listen, and the rumors are true. Yes, I flew to
Speaker 1: Europe to the Louver to investigate the image for the artwork.
Speaker 1: It's all attacks right off, That's why I went to
Speaker 1: Paris Industry.
Speaker 2: You actually stole it?
Speaker 1: I did, Yes, I did. Well, that's the real frame
Speaker 1: and no one knows.
Speaker 4: Jenny, you were great back all this time, and you
Speaker 4: got it back well.
Speaker 1: You were there. Of course when Leo DiCaprio painted it.
Speaker 1: He didn't finish it. And that is because tell him why.
Speaker 3: Jenna, because we had a thing going on and then
Speaker 3: had sex.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh you were just Timothy fucking You couldn't sit
Speaker 2: for the portrait any longer?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Nice?
Speaker 1: Did you could have sat on him while he painted it.
Speaker 3: No, we tried, didn't of course.
Speaker 2: Now how are we feeling after Marta Gray? Everyone good?
Speaker 1: Good, really good, honest to God like I was fine.
Speaker 1: I was at home in a spa by midnight.
Speaker 2: Yeah. After doing the parade, I was ready to shut
Speaker 2: it down as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Now I want to say nothing but good things
Speaker 1: about Fusion Pride in March with your beautiful partner Sean's
Speaker 1: he co founded the charity.
Speaker 2: Yes, I feel like there's a butt, no knowing, No,
Speaker 2: I feel like there is.
Speaker 1: Well there's two butts. Yes, one thing I found hilarious
Speaker 1: and the other thing I will be seeking action for.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: First part is I met the other co founder and
Speaker 1: I said, Hi, how are you sweating?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 1: I'm charity And I went, oh, lovely, you work for
Speaker 1: the charity street Yeah, I'm charity and I'm oh good
Speaker 1: she works for the charity. Awesome. And then later in
Speaker 1: the night I said, sorry, I dang, Actually, get your name?
Speaker 1: What was your name? No, I'm Charity. I M I
Speaker 1: know where you work.
Speaker 2: It would have been I'm Charity. She's got an American accent.
Speaker 1: Name is Charity.
Speaker 2: Isn't that so fitting?
Speaker 1: She worked with the charity.
Speaker 3: You came over to me and you're like, what's her name?
Speaker 3: She literally just said.
Speaker 1: And because she's the co founder, I had to have
Speaker 1: so much respect for her, because she's a beautiful person too,
Speaker 1: but I could not, for the life of me remember
Speaker 1: her name. And it is Charity. That is so funny.
Speaker 2: Her and her partner have a joint Instagram account, Peter
Speaker 2: and Charity. How would you react if I started a
Speaker 2: second Instagram called Mitchell and Shawn.
Speaker 1: I'll leave you in this, in this work relationship.
Speaker 2: I don't know why, because it's them. It seems like
Speaker 2: a normal thing to do. But when I was thinking
Speaker 2: about it, I was like, I could not get away
Speaker 2: with that. It'd be so fucking old if I did that.
Speaker 1: There's one Facebook account that I have called Allan and
Speaker 1: Sharon Clark, and I worked with her at Coles and
Speaker 1: it's their hybrid but the profile picture is just the
Speaker 1: two of them. It's like it actually makes sense.
Speaker 2: But if you notice that Facebook doesn't let you write
Speaker 2: and or put the actual end or symbol, so that's
Speaker 2: why they usually put an end. So we were like,
Speaker 2: Aaron and Karen, Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, I've wondered what that means.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so they just won't put An and Aaron Karen, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah right. Well, Charity was lovely. They were all nice. However,
Speaker 1: I will be seeking legal action and I will be
Speaker 1: litigating against them as I was forced against my wheel
Speaker 1: carry a giant styrofoam letter you two seconds before midnight,
Speaker 1: like figuratively speaking, two seconds before we paraded down Oxford Street.
Speaker 1: Betty said I'm injured and I said, part of me.
Speaker 1: She said, I'm injured.
Speaker 2: So we had these big styrofoam letters that spelled out
Speaker 2: Fusion Pride, Yes, our riving reporter, Oscar and I. We
Speaker 2: had to dither over sourcing paint for it. Oscar spent
Speaker 2: all day in the sun and he's got the worst.
Speaker 2: Some went back painting the letters and then all we
Speaker 2: needed was to summoned to I can carry them. I
Speaker 2: would have, but I was in the dance troop. If
Speaker 2: you were, you were Jenna had a big rainbow flag
Speaker 2: that she was holding.
Speaker 1: True, I was there, but purely just and then smile.
Speaker 2: Last minute, someone must have dropped out, and then we're like, right,
Speaker 2: we need too strong boys, and you were one of them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I found it kind of funding because I'm like,
Speaker 2: there's no way you're going to be spotted on TV
Speaker 2: if you've get a giant letter block in your faith.
Speaker 1: I was lift. I sent out a press release.
Speaker 2: To pr your ego must have died.
Speaker 1: Someone looked at me in the crowd and went, you're
Speaker 1: better than this, they mouthed. They mouthed it to me
Speaker 1: that you're pretty successful. I went, this is embarrassing. So
Speaker 1: I had to hold this giant fucking you to make
Speaker 1: matters worse. I was next to the f infusion, so
Speaker 1: if anyone took a photo, it just was looked like
Speaker 1: I was holding an fu.
Speaker 2: Well, it was a bit of an f U to you,
Speaker 2: wasn't it really?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: You were right up the back.
Speaker 1: And then sorry to Betty grumpy, I was Matt. Betty went,
Speaker 1: I'm injured. I went, I saw you downing rod carette
Speaker 1: bulls in the park, Betty. And then she wasn't there.
Speaker 1: She had a bubble gun walking through Marty grasshit in
Speaker 1: the bubbles.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you, bitch, I mean she was, she was
Speaker 2: you major frustration known because you broke the U. You
Speaker 2: broke the fucking letter which they were intending to keep
Speaker 2: for future events, and you broke the fucking you. So
Speaker 2: like the stick that the letter was on top of
Speaker 2: snapped very brutal, and then you just stabbed it through
Speaker 2: the tyrofome. I'm like, oh god, it's not only broken
Speaker 2: the stick, but we can't even repair that. There's now
Speaker 2: a hole in the U.
Speaker 1: Oh I finally got to stab you on Oxford Street
Speaker 1: for years. No, So what happened was I was exhausted
Speaker 1: at the end of Oxford Street and the U is
Speaker 1: it's the letter U. So I could lean in the middle.
Speaker 1: So I put the stick on the ground, lent on it,
Speaker 1: and I must think i'me slimmer than I am. It
Speaker 1: just snapped under my weight and everyone, because you know,
Speaker 1: a big public place, it was a giant loud bang.
Speaker 1: Everyone shrieked.
Speaker 2: The thing with those letters is that they're not necessarily heavy.
Speaker 2: That is really fiddly because there's styrofoam. But it was
Speaker 2: windy and it was literally like you know those circus
Speaker 2: tricks where you see people balancing plates on sticks. It's
Speaker 2: like that, yeah, because you're like, holy shit, this thing
Speaker 2: has a mind of its own totally.
Speaker 1: The lady next to me in their goes to me,
Speaker 1: oh my god, how are you feeling? And I went
Speaker 1: fucking exhausted? But you didn't hear me. Shit, I know.
Speaker 1: Isn't it amazing?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: I thought she was going to be like I'm tired
Speaker 1: to she was on cloud night, so I didn't want
Speaker 1: to burst her bubble.
Speaker 2: Did you hear what they said about Fusion on TV?
Speaker 2: On the ABC Martiguck coverage?
Speaker 1: No, I didn't watch your back. Nuh.
Speaker 2: So we were a bit worried because we had a
Speaker 2: few messages from friends being like, mm, did you hear
Speaker 2: what they said about fusion? Apparently a Courtney act who
Speaker 2: was there as part of the coverage went a bit rogue. Oh,
Speaker 2: Sean had to send them a script ahead of time,
Speaker 2: you know, a bit of a fact sheet about fusion,
Speaker 2: and he goes, well, that wasn't in the script, and
Speaker 2: everyone was saying, here, did you hear what she said
Speaker 2: about the beaches being very homophobic and whatnot? And it
Speaker 2: made it sound like it was going to be worse
Speaker 2: than it was. Do you want to listen to what
Speaker 2: COURTNEYAC said about us? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I can. So this is Courtney Act on a live
Speaker 1: on ABC.
Speaker 5: Yeah all right, okay, marching for the first time tonight.
Speaker 5: It's Fusion Pride Northern Features out with the terms in
Speaker 5: the subscription. Pride says that knows matter or who you love,
Speaker 5: that he's a place for news in the Northern beachure.
Speaker 6: The Northern Features unfortunately has a bit of a grim history.
Speaker 6: The coastline was known for its gay beats in the
Speaker 6: eighties and was the target of horrific hate crimes, but
Speaker 6: systemic failure to support these victims did not go unnoticed,
Speaker 6: and we've come a.
Speaker 7: Long way since then.
Speaker 1: It's great to.
Speaker 6: See the Northern Beaches reclaim their pride tonight.
Speaker 2: See that's actually nice, wasn't act?
Speaker 1: I can get around that because it's amazing. That's where
Speaker 1: people go wrong. They turn a blind eye to the
Speaker 1: past and the history, and I think it's good.
Speaker 2: They're good on Courtney oh de Seaun that's going to
Speaker 2: be the new Instagram bio for Fusion Pride. It's great
Speaker 2: to see the Northern Beaches reclaim their pride Courtney act. Yeah. Agree,
Speaker 2: that's a good fucking endorsement.
Speaker 1: Well, we should get Courtney on and tell her about
Speaker 1: how you were hate crimed in the manly boat dock bathrooms.
Speaker 2: What was that place called again?
Speaker 1: Boathouse?
Speaker 2: Fuck, wharf bar?
Speaker 1: Wharf bar?
Speaker 4: Was it?
Speaker 1: It was warf bare in the bathrooms, hate crimed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've come to stay far Courtney.
Speaker 1: It's been six months. Bach Well, I had a great
Speaker 1: mud great it was very fun.
Speaker 2: I was jokes aside, Was it fun for you? What
Speaker 2: did you having to carry it?
Speaker 1: All? Jokes aside? No, this was my fourth march in
Speaker 1: the parade, and uh, it was like one of my favorites.
Speaker 1: It was lovely.
Speaker 2: I think it was one of the more fun ones
Speaker 2: for me too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll being with you guys was cute so much.
Speaker 1: She reunited with contraceptive diaphragm Sam.
Speaker 2: I felt a bit bad because I was hoping, when
Speaker 2: I wasn't doing the choreographed bit in the dance troupe, yeah,
Speaker 2: that I'd be able to walk with you too, so
Speaker 2: that if there happened to be any of our idiots
Speaker 2: there on Oxford Street watching, they'd see the three of
Speaker 2: us together because they knew that we were going to
Speaker 2: be marching in the parade. Yeah, not marching. Can you
Speaker 2: imagine it's actually marching. I don't know why they used
Speaker 2: that word marching. Yeah, it's a bit right left.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: So I was planning to walk with YouTube, but we
Speaker 2: were so scattered and you were right of the back
Speaker 2: with that letter you was, and so I was like, right,
Speaker 2: when I'm not dancing, I'll at least try and walk
Speaker 2: with Jenna. But she kept whacking me in the fucking
Speaker 2: face with that rainbow flag. She didn't want a bar
Speaker 2: of me.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: I was very very passionate about your duty.
Speaker 1: You had one role and you wanted to She was
Speaker 1: in her own little world. You actually were, and good
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: At one point we really got the crowd repped up
Speaker 2: because I was gonna was like, let's go fucking twerk
Speaker 2: next to Jennet, where we're just like grinding on it
Speaker 2: and everyone's like, wow, it's so fun.
Speaker 1: Someone in the audience was clearly an idiot, because I
Speaker 1: would match, please get over a hug, and of course
Speaker 1: I can give them a hug. This you bent over
Speaker 1: them and I hit an infant. You know how people
Speaker 1: bring parents to the crowd. This baby, Thank god its
Speaker 1: skull was formed. If that was a soft cradle cap,
Speaker 1: it would have been killed. You Like, I tapped it
Speaker 1: in the head up when the pope touches a baby,
Speaker 1: and it just because the sick mitch. You're right, it's
Speaker 1: like two meters so a band. It was like yeah,
Speaker 1: and I hung over these kids. I'm like, oh god, sorry,
Speaker 1: so sorry that idiot. If that's your child that has
Speaker 1: sort of, you know, a bruise on their forehead.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's just start of fying, tapping.
Speaker 1: Out right, touched by you.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: I had a lot of fun and fusion Beaches Pride,
Speaker 1: honestly Northern Beaches. Yeah, thanks to them. Yes, I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: It was really fun.
Speaker 3: It was so much fun.
Speaker 1: I had a great time, and I was planning on mit.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, you want to come back to going
Speaker 1: to friends after I'm like, yeah, I might. I was
Speaker 1: fucking exhausted, yeah, no, like I was dead to the world.
Speaker 2: Well, I wasn't going to any official after parties because
Speaker 2: fuck that. I was just going to a friend's place.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: A little bit further down where the parade started, the
Speaker 2: other end of Oxford Street, and we were a couple
Speaker 2: of kilometers away. We started walking in that direction and
Speaker 2: then we realized, oh, we're on the wrong side of
Speaker 2: the road and the road is closed for the parade,
Speaker 2: so we have to walk back to more Park and
Speaker 2: go over that big ramp to the other side of
Speaker 2: the road. Oh God. And then at that point that's
Speaker 2: when my brand new shoes started to fucking give me blisters,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, okay, just pushed through a couple more kilometers.
Speaker 2: So by that point I was I'd had it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a good Martin.
Speaker 2: It was knackered, but no, it was great.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I hope you idiots had a good Marta grow too. Anyway,
Speaker 1: if it's your first time listening, welcome to Is it
Speaker 1: just me?
Speaker 2: I feel like we've officially launched season six now, Like
Speaker 2: I said, it was a soft launch, we're underway. Now
Speaker 2: that we've got the new artwork.
Speaker 1: Work is so hot, like we all did so well.
Speaker 1: Honest to god, I think it's our best yet. Let
Speaker 1: us know if you like it. It's a whole new era.
Speaker 2: And shout out to our contraceptive diaphram stands are putting
Speaker 2: that edit together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course the other ones happening here. Oh sorry,
Speaker 1: thank you Sam. We love you Sam, We love you
Speaker 1: ses Sam. Anyway, welcome to the show Time Listening. We
Speaker 1: start every episode with is it just me? Something we've noticed?
Speaker 1: Something we hate or appreciate? Which doesn't know mine? I
Speaker 1: don't know mitches. Uh you want to go first?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm happy to kick things off.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go.
Speaker 7: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Do you hate it when the boring things your parents
Speaker 2: tell you are actually right?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: Anything my parents tell me that ends up being right
Speaker 1: is frustrating.
Speaker 2: It is because I'm like, damn it, they were right
Speaker 2: all along. You know how they'll stay really boring shit like, oh,
Speaker 2: you don't need a mcfloury for afternoon tea. You'll spoil
Speaker 2: your dinner.
Speaker 1: Oh we have we have ice cream at home.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, shut up, no, I won't as an adult.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you're right, I will spoil my dinner. You're right,
Speaker 2: there is a water bottle in the car. I don't
Speaker 2: need to buy that bootstoos. You're right, yes, no, and
Speaker 2: so the most recent one. You know how if you're
Speaker 2: a bit sick, they just say, oh, just get a
Speaker 2: good night's sleep and sleep it off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a idea.
Speaker 2: So the morning of Mardi Gras, I woke up and
Speaker 2: I felt the old and flu symptoms coming on, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, fuck me, here we go. Because
Speaker 2: you know, when I'm sick, it usually hangs around for
Speaker 2: quite a while. Yeah, it makes itself fucking comfy.
Speaker 1: The illness sous lingering you.
Speaker 2: I've gone like a month and a half on this
Speaker 2: podcast with a croaky voice bool because it just fucking
Speaker 2: stays put. I do not get better no matter what
Speaker 2: I try. And so I woke up a Martogram morning
Speaker 2: I could feel the cold and flu symptoms. I was like,
Speaker 2: oh god, I'm just gonna have to push through today
Speaker 2: and then after that we'll deal with the illness. Oh
Speaker 2: my god. I was fucked by Sunday Monday, it was awful.
Speaker 2: And I was kind of still doing things for Mardi Gras,
Speaker 2: like going out on the Sunday night and what have you.
Speaker 2: And then by Monday night, I was like, Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna have an early night because apparently that's the done thing.
Speaker 2: You just have to ressed it off. You just have
Speaker 2: to rest when you're sick.
Speaker 8: Listening to Jane's advice, yeah exactly, And I did and
Speaker 8: by Tuesday I was like, wow, Wow, what really?
Speaker 2: What I reckon? I slept for like twelve hours. It
Speaker 2: was sort of on that cusp of oversleeping where if
Speaker 2: I'd gone even a wink of more sleep I would
Speaker 2: have been fucked all day. Yeah, but I felt amazing.
Speaker 2: Went to the chemist. They gave me the good drugs.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, And so I had another massive sleep on
Speaker 2: Tuesday night, and oh my god, I'm unstoppable. Really, thanks Jane,
Speaker 2: I know, right, So what is it? Just sleep? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just such a boring thing to say, Oh no,
Speaker 2: just rest up, which is so much easier said than
Speaker 2: done when you actually have things to do.
Speaker 1: Yes, it definitely is. Also, it doesn't work for all illnesses.
Speaker 1: You know, if you lex crushed by a tractor, I.
Speaker 2: Would encourage rest in that case to well actually.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, is rest a universal fixed for everything?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It actually it killed me because I even had
Speaker 2: to cancel bar class this week.
Speaker 1: And how many weeks straight have you been?
Speaker 2: No fucking I've been going every week since like January
Speaker 2: last year.
Speaker 1: Didn't they give you a pin, no earn a shirt
Speaker 1: or something?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: The one one hundred.
Speaker 2: I'm almost a two hundred club mate, I'm loving it.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I'm so and so Yeah, I had to
Speaker 2: cancel that. In the past, I woant to just pushed
Speaker 2: through because I'm like, oh, I love me, bar class,
Speaker 2: I don't care if I've got a bit of a sniffle,
Speaker 2: I'll be right. Yeah. But this time I was like, no, no,
Speaker 2: take it seriously, fucking rest and I bounced back, did
Speaker 2: you well for a period of time? Yes, because you now,
Speaker 2: like when one thing goes wrong, it just kind of
Speaker 2: when it rains it pause. Oh fuck me. They warned
Speaker 2: me these cold and flu tablets they might have a
Speaker 2: side effective bloating. What's what I'm looking for? Indigestion, heartburn,
Speaker 2: acid ref likes that sort of thing, And I was like, whatever,
Speaker 2: give me the good shit. I want to curb this illness.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I am so fucking floated and it
Speaker 2: feels awful.
Speaker 1: Stand up.
Speaker 2: I'm wearing a really baggy shirt today because I'm basically
Speaker 2: pregnant right now, like I need maternity.
Speaker 1: I got up. Yeah, wait, that is a baggyr shirt.
Speaker 2: It is. It's because my stomach is so bloated and
Speaker 2: so it's really sore, Like every time I stand up
Speaker 2: I'm like, really, yes, it just feels like I need
Speaker 2: to let out a riper burp. But there's no burp there.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a really bad FEELM know. Right the drugs.
Speaker 2: Well, I can only assume I haven't done anything else
Speaker 2: different yet it would be and I just feel so
Speaker 2: gross now. And then to make matters worse, Look what
Speaker 2: I've done?
Speaker 1: What you got a band aid on your finger?
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 1: I broke a nail.
Speaker 2: I probably need more than a band aid.
Speaker 3: Cut it open?
Speaker 1: When when when.
Speaker 2: I think Wednesday? Oh shit, will actually no, I would
Speaker 2: have been Tuesday night you were cooking, yeah, because I
Speaker 2: was like, I feel great. You know sometimes when you're sick,
Speaker 2: you kind of just use that as an excuse to
Speaker 2: be really lazy. Uber eats idiots. By Tuesday night, I
Speaker 2: was like, I feel great. Had Andrew come over? I
Speaker 2: was like, I'll book its dinner. I've got all these
Speaker 2: bloody dinnerlies that have piled.
Speaker 3: Up bloody literally yeah.
Speaker 2: And I was dicing cabbage and then accidentally sliced my finger.
Speaker 2: And Andrew sitting there on the couch and goes, oh,
Speaker 2: you're right, And I was really downplaying it. I was like,
Speaker 2: it's fine, Yeah, it's all good. There was definite gushing.
Speaker 2: Oh seriously, to the point where I probably should have
Speaker 2: gone and gotten stitches. But it's too late. Now I
Speaker 2: just have to so it stopped bleeding clearly. Yeah, well
Speaker 2: I think it has now, But the whole next day
Speaker 2: the band a would get all bloody.
Speaker 1: You need to get stitches.
Speaker 2: I've left it too late. Now I go, got it.
Speaker 1: Well, you have to do it early, doude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think within the first twenty four hours.
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's wrapped up. It's probably Wait.
Speaker 1: Did you try. I'm having a lie down, good.
Speaker 2: Sleep, perhaps go to sleep fingers light.
Speaker 1: See that's when Jane's advice doesn't work. No, yeah, hemorrhaging
Speaker 1: and bleeding, don't lie down.
Speaker 2: But the problem with a really fucking sore finger, if
Speaker 2: you've cut it or what have you, is that you
Speaker 2: kind of forget that it's sore or that it's a
Speaker 2: problem and that you can't function normally, and then it'll
Speaker 2: just hit y'all. Like when I was driving here, I
Speaker 2: put the indicators.
Speaker 1: On our Oh yeah, oh.
Speaker 2: It fucking hurts. So I'm trying to type without using
Speaker 2: that finger impossible, And it's like I know that I've
Speaker 2: not had some like grave illness or some terminal diagnosis,
Speaker 2: but just a few little inconveniences one after the other.
Speaker 2: Blocked nose, saw finger and blowed to tummy. I'm like,
Speaker 2: fuck my life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it's awful. Why don't we get you a
Speaker 1: carbonated drink and try to get a bur what a
Speaker 1: b make you feel better?
Speaker 2: Well, they encourage no carbonated drinks. You've got a blow
Speaker 2: to tummy. But maybe that's actually the key. Maybe that's
Speaker 2: where they're going wrong.
Speaker 1: You have carbonation. That was.
Speaker 2: I've got some sparkling water. I'm going to take a
Speaker 2: deep breath and swallow the air as well. Oh my,
Speaker 2: this is right. Mm hmmm trigger warning if you don't
Speaker 2: like burps. Here we go.
Speaker 1: Does it happen this quickly?
Speaker 2: Takes me a while, it's brewin I can fix it,
Speaker 2: or god, it's moving. Maybe we should move on because
Speaker 2: it'll probably just hit me it.
Speaker 1: Appear at some point. Yeah, probably. Well, we hope the
Speaker 1: thoughts and press well and do you feel better?
Speaker 2: You know, well, it's a little bit less painful to
Speaker 2: touch firm the tummy.
Speaker 1: Do you go?
Speaker 2: It's still a Burt marathon? Will it?
Speaker 1: Burd is it just me.
Speaker 4: You can follow the show online just search a couple
Speaker 4: of miches.
Speaker 3: If you don't, you're a tighead.
Speaker 2: Now coming up in episode one ninety two. This Wednesday,
Speaker 2: Oscar and I did a roving report when we were
Speaker 2: down at Martin Gray. Did you even notice that working
Speaker 2: on that?
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't and only until you said
Speaker 1: we're doing a roving report. I thought I had no
Speaker 1: ideabt so I am. I'm not across this, but it's
Speaker 1: a Marti Gray report.
Speaker 2: Well, the reason we kind of kept it from you
Speaker 2: is because it was about you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've gotten that feeling. Yeah, did you talk to
Speaker 1: the furies? It was one night. I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: regret it. I don't regret it. So now it's offensive.
Speaker 1: People don't like those sounds, right, it turns them mid.
Speaker 2: I actually didn't do that on purpose. It just kind
Speaker 2: of came out anyway.
Speaker 1: It took over your body to you because I had
Speaker 1: like a he's back yet arched once again, like you're sean.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Yeah, we were doing a robing report, essentially prying
Speaker 2: into your personal life. Yeah, why would you do that?
Speaker 2: It'll makes sense On Wednesday, I'm.
Speaker 1: Not going to be embarrassed, am I I do you
Speaker 1: think so?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: All right, I wasn't even drunk. I was sober that night.
Speaker 1: I didn't even drink.
Speaker 2: Didn't you know the actually have sworn. I gave you
Speaker 2: some of the vodka I snuck in.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't drink any of it. Jenna can attest
Speaker 1: to that. I didn't drink.
Speaker 3: I think he did.
Speaker 1: I did, you, bitch, I didn't. And you know what
Speaker 1: I don't like.
Speaker 2: I remember smuggling some of my vod cup, which is
Speaker 2: still not enough to get you drunk.
Speaker 1: Miche No, definitely, And it was hours before.
Speaker 2: The parade, the fucking Marshaling area were there for and
Speaker 2: up with.
Speaker 1: The marshaling era. I didn't drink. But oh my god, quickly,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Jenna was with me. I
Speaker 1: don't want to eliminate. I said, you're an adult. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can walk. I don't know where it is with you.
Speaker 1: So I grabbed it by the hand and wrote my
Speaker 1: name and my mobile number on a wrist. And as
Speaker 1: we were walking through the parade in the marshaling areas
Speaker 1: where all the floats sort of congregate, they're getting the line. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're getting line. So it's you know, there's nearly.
Speaker 2: Two hundred floats, so sometimes you're in the marshaling. If
Speaker 2: your float one hundred and ninety two, you're fucking waiting while.
Speaker 1: Four or five hours. Yeah right, So where the Fusion
Speaker 1: Pride Northern Beaches one eighty I think we were.
Speaker 2: Were we seventy six six, which really fucked me off
Speaker 2: because my favorite number seven If we were seventy so close.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like anyway, So we were walking through and you
Speaker 1: can see all the groups with their sites. So you
Speaker 1: walk by and then there's Furies Australia, Leather Pups Australia,
Speaker 1: Dyke's on Bike, Doms and Daddies like all these different groups,
Speaker 1: Guide Dogs, Guide Dog's Australia, Yeah, Coles and Bulley's, you know,
Speaker 1: the big differences. So then Jenna and I are walking
Speaker 1: and there's so many people in this park. We're trying
Speaker 1: to get the lemonade stand and I kind of have
Speaker 1: to squeeze through, squeeze through a tight group of people,
Speaker 1: and I squeezed past the Pups Australia Leather Puffs and
Speaker 1: this man has sort of got his back to me
Speaker 1: and I kind of got to squeeze past him. On
Speaker 1: an oak tree, and I squeezed past him and something
Speaker 1: gets caught in, like my shirt gets caught in and
Speaker 1: gets tangled, and I go, oh god, sorry, mate, pull through,
Speaker 1: pull whatever's in there out, and he goes and genoin,
Speaker 1: what was that? I oh, sorry, I didn't meant to
Speaker 1: It was his silicon tail, because he's a leather pup.
Speaker 2: But I want to know how that was attached to him.
Speaker 2: It wasn't a butt plug, wasn't It was only a.
Speaker 3: Ta and he made up.
Speaker 1: He helped.
Speaker 2: He was walking around all day with a butt plug in,
Speaker 2: and no shame.
Speaker 1: Good for him. He was ready that night to go on.
Speaker 2: The door, just marveling at that.
Speaker 1: How I grabbed it like it was a lever in
Speaker 1: a factory and kind of just moved it out of
Speaker 1: my way, not realizing it was I thought. I thought
Speaker 1: it was some sort of like a baby born arm,
Speaker 1: like it was just this sort of silicon thing poking
Speaker 1: out and grabbed my shirt got tangled in me.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I just rander the lemonadeade which mind you? Jenna said,
Speaker 1: do you have access to the kideo? And I said yeah,
Speaker 1: why said well all right, So I bought General Lemonade
Speaker 1: on the kideo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fair cool, I'm thirsty.
Speaker 1: She was so thirsty and she kept asking for more.
Speaker 2: I'm like god, because she really acts like a chance
Speaker 2: sometimes she does.
Speaker 3: I had a lemonade and a lime one.
Speaker 1: Then she came back with I want the next one.
Speaker 1: I get a lime made.
Speaker 2: Anyway, But even when we record the show from my house,
Speaker 2: sometimes she's like, can we get I'm like, you fucked.
Speaker 2: You're a grown woman. You've got You've got the ability.
Speaker 1: To do that if you live alone.
Speaker 2: Also coming up on Wednesday, apart from our roving report,
Speaker 2: which I don't think you're going to be offended by,
Speaker 2: don't threat sure? Will it block? Oh my god, I'm
Speaker 2: hoping this is the third and final part.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you that? Will it blog? I'm sorry
Speaker 1: it's already annual, Like you guys have to approve the
Speaker 1: annuality of it. But I have done so well. Okay,
Speaker 1: these blocks are incredible. I have not tasted them yet.
Speaker 2: The whole aim is to turn something that does not
Speaker 2: exist in the form of a chocolate block, yes, to
Speaker 2: a chocolate block.
Speaker 1: Yes. So I have created four blocks, three chocolate bars,
Speaker 1: one on it's biscuit. They were have been blockified and
Speaker 1: we do the taste test on the shirt.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 3: I'm excited.
Speaker 2: You've come in with a lot more confidence than you
Speaker 2: did last week, so I've got a good feeling about.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's going to be good. I know it's gonna
Speaker 1: be good, fabulous. Okay, should we jump into my gym?
Speaker 2: Yep? Sure, hit it, Thick?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Have you ever shown your full ass,
Speaker 1: cheek and balls to a coworker before?
Speaker 2: No, I don't have any coworkers or just you, Dylan.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I had the most mortifying experience at work.
Speaker 1: What here at kiss FM. Jenner has actually around the
Speaker 1: corner when this happened. So this was a work right
Speaker 1: I for context, you know, we've Mitch and I've just
Speaker 1: been through a weight loss journey. So I bought all
Speaker 1: these new clothes. I bought these new pants and I'm
Speaker 1: wearing today actually, and they're big, baggy like denim pants.
Speaker 1: They're oversized and baggy, right, So I kind of wear
Speaker 1: them high waisted with a belt and I'm in my
Speaker 1: era of putting my phone because they're high wasted. It's
Speaker 1: kind of awkward to get them in the side pocket
Speaker 1: because it's kind of up near your hip. Ah right, okay,
Speaker 1: So it's like awkward to put it here, so I
Speaker 1: just put it in my back pocket, right, and it
Speaker 1: just sits in there. So I was doing my radio
Speaker 1: show and I'm like, God, I need to go to
Speaker 1: the bathroom. And you know, we've got the radio shows
Speaker 1: and the team that i'll work on air, and then
Speaker 1: the bathroom we share is with the executives, so CEO COO,
Speaker 1: all the.
Speaker 2: Big sins everyone. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Correct. So I walk in and at the urinal is
Speaker 1: the COO. He organizes everyone's money, knows how much we're paid,
Speaker 1: how much the podcast makes, He controls the money that
Speaker 1: comes in and out of Kiss and Arnt. It's a
Speaker 1: big dog yet yeah, and I know him is lovely.
Speaker 1: So he walks in and you know, when you're at
Speaker 1: the urinal and there's one, there's three, one on the left,
Speaker 1: one free in the middle, and there's one free on
Speaker 1: the right. So I go, I'm not going to go
Speaker 1: into a cubicle old to stand on the right. We're
Speaker 1: not going to look at each other.
Speaker 2: Get you one with you far left? Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 2: Be weird if you pulled it up right next to him.
Speaker 1: Exactly right, it's what a bit of respect but to chorum.
Speaker 1: So I walk in and I go to the right one,
Speaker 1: and he goes match, how are you, buddy? Like a
Speaker 1: really good, really good? How are you? Is that good?
Speaker 1: Excited for the new building? Move me too. I'm undoing
Speaker 1: my belt. As undo my belt and unbuttoned my pants.
Speaker 1: Pull down my zipper normally for people with peanut says,
Speaker 1: you just pull it out and you can urinate. Right,
Speaker 1: you can go through the zipper. The pants are so
Speaker 1: oversized and baggy. Mitchell. I unziped my fly and.
Speaker 2: He added weight of the phone.
Speaker 1: He had a weight to the phone, dropped the ground.
Speaker 2: Did you just do it to get in front of me? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Nice?
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, I probably didn't need Jenna, do you want
Speaker 1: to look look at me? Mitchell? I'm like a toddler
Speaker 1: in a west fell Oh no, did you take a photo?
Speaker 2: Jenna look at him.
Speaker 1: And he looked at me and went, oh and sorry,
Speaker 1: sorry the weight of the phone. And he finished and
Speaker 1: walked up and had to waddle around me. To make
Speaker 1: matters worse. I put my head down to get my
Speaker 1: pants like this, and then the toilet flushes so it
Speaker 1: looks like the automatic sensor when it looked like the
Speaker 1: water like splashed up into my phone. Yeah, I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. You're excited for the new move to
Speaker 1: the new studios. He went, yeah, it looks left and
Speaker 1: I put my pants up.
Speaker 2: This is why I just don't fuck with the yurineults.
Speaker 2: I've always found them just a bit barbaric.
Speaker 1: Oh you're a cubicle boy, you're also a sit down
Speaker 1: to pea boy. Yeah, that's bizarre to me. Name one benefit.
Speaker 2: What's a bit of time out, that's it. It's a
Speaker 2: bit of me time.
Speaker 1: I don't need that. I like the standing up because
Speaker 1: I'm frenetic and rushed. I don't have to the.
Speaker 2: Fucking COO whatever it was. Was it the COOOO, the
Speaker 2: UFO of the company.
Speaker 1: Yes, of course, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: I would never use a urinyl in general, but especially
Speaker 2: if I saw another person already there, or someone who's
Speaker 2: like quite high in the business. There's just no way
Speaker 2: I would flop my dig out next to them.
Speaker 5: That.
Speaker 2: It's just so off to me.
Speaker 3: I know, drop your pants.
Speaker 2: It's not then like this happens.
Speaker 1: I know, but you know the exact mental image if
Speaker 1: you're listening at home and you want to know. It's
Speaker 1: like when you walk into a Westfield urinal and there's
Speaker 1: a baby boy with his dad at the urinal and
Speaker 1: his pants are at his ankles.
Speaker 2: And why do they do that? Often in the cubicle
Speaker 2: but with the door open us the urinel half the
Speaker 2: time because unless it's one of those troughs that runs
Speaker 2: along the floor, yeah, they probably can't reach the bloody urinal.
Speaker 2: It's one of those ones that looks like a So
Speaker 2: they just do it in a normal toilet, but they
Speaker 2: leave the door wide open and the dad's they're commentating,
Speaker 2: what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Yeah? The other day I went to a baby change
Speaker 1: room because the men's bike No, because the men's broom
Speaker 1: out of order. That's fair game.
Speaker 2: Where were you?
Speaker 1: There's a new shopping center in my my local area.
Speaker 1: They're not even open yet. The only open bathroom is
Speaker 1: a baby chage room in the whole center. So if
Speaker 1: you need to piss, you got to go there. So
Speaker 1: I like press the button on the door like it's
Speaker 1: always a magic door. And then I go to use
Speaker 1: the all access toilet and there's an adult toilet, but
Speaker 1: right next to it there's a baby toilet. What it's
Speaker 1: like it's like this big. It's it's half the size
Speaker 1: of a normal toilet tea. It's potty for a little
Speaker 1: baby to poo. One mumpoo did.
Speaker 2: Not tell me you used the potty, pissed in the.
Speaker 1: Potty, and I stood over it and put my penis
Speaker 1: directly down.
Speaker 2: They would have made the aim a bit harder.
Speaker 1: It was very hard. I've got great aim, got no
Speaker 1: problem with the name. You know, I just have to
Speaker 1: take your word for it. Yeah, you will, I actually
Speaker 1: let me stand back.
Speaker 3: No, No, I'll take a photo.
Speaker 1: We'll put on the.
Speaker 7: So.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I do like the urinals that have
Speaker 1: the flies. Have you seen those ones? They've got flies
Speaker 1: or little love hearts on the actual porcelain flies, like
Speaker 1: they've painted on a little fly like a bug.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 2: Something to aim at.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because men are just disgusting. Straight man, a gay
Speaker 1: man would never we have to cauum, but straight men
Speaker 1: often will just piss everywhere, and it goes all over
Speaker 1: the carpets and the floor. So if there's something to
Speaker 1: aim at, studies have shown that men will aim at
Speaker 1: that and all go in the bowl.
Speaker 2: The men just not have the common sense to not
Speaker 2: piss everywhere.
Speaker 1: It is kind of fun that wrap around you know
Speaker 1: how fly who did you stand up to pe or sit?
Speaker 1: Could even get it out?
Speaker 2: Could you? I mean, I'm sure it's possible for a
Speaker 2: woman to see.
Speaker 3: I've tried numerous times that it just doesn't work.
Speaker 1: It doesn't come out a straight line, does it.
Speaker 2: It's got to do with how you sort of hold
Speaker 2: it yourself.
Speaker 1: Is that true?
Speaker 3: No, I've tried.
Speaker 1: Can you control the stream at all like a sprinkler system?
Speaker 1: You can?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What pressure or direction?
Speaker 3: Pressure?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why don't you take the portable mic into the toilet
Speaker 2: right now?
Speaker 1: We've got a new Bluetooth plays if.
Speaker 2: We'd ever make you do that from the new building?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, should we talk, Chris? Should we talk
Speaker 1: about the announcement we all got Well, Jenna and I
Speaker 1: still work at a RN Mitch, you don't, but Jenna
Speaker 1: and I got an attention all staff. You get these
Speaker 1: when someone in the building has been killed or there's
Speaker 1: a tsunami approaching, and we all got one. All stuff Asterix, asterix,
Speaker 1: asterix trigger warning. A coffin will be in reception for
Speaker 1: use on a radio program. It will be there momentarily
Speaker 1: then moved. Please if this will upset you. Do not
Speaker 1: use reception between these hours. Thank you with respect, Arn
Speaker 1: Management and.
Speaker 2: We we've done that before.
Speaker 1: And left at me, put Jenna in it, made the
Speaker 1: whole studio watch, and then we left it for a fortnight.
Speaker 3: In a WSFM audio producers.
Speaker 1: Student, one of Jenna's coworkers came in the next walking
Speaker 1: and there was an open casket sitting there.
Speaker 2: I think it was episode fifty three. If anyone wants
Speaker 2: to go back and listen to Jenna in a coffin
Speaker 2: for an entire episode of this podcast. We didn't think
Speaker 2: for a second that we needed to issue with trigger morning,
Speaker 2: and I was quite surprised at everyone's reaction to the
Speaker 2: coffin thing. Yes, everyone was like, that's so creepy. I
Speaker 2: can't believe you did that. I was like, it's just
Speaker 2: a bit of wood.
Speaker 3: I don't get it life.
Speaker 2: Actually not.
Speaker 1: We're desensitized to it or aren't we?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's wrong with us?
Speaker 1: I had to go to a morgue to pick it up.
Speaker 1: Caring funerals in five Bright family Business. Oh my god's
Speaker 1: bit cold in here? Ye air conscient, Yeah, it's all
Speaker 1: all the fridges we've got.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, anyway, I don't get your dick out in
Speaker 2: front of colleagues anymore. Players.
Speaker 1: If you can, I won't. He was impressed, so he guess.
Speaker 2: I'm not convinced you're gonna be able to quit cold turkey.
Speaker 1: Getting my dick out in front of people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna have to wean yourself off it.
Speaker 1: No, No, I wouldn't say wean man. No, I don't
Speaker 1: like getting my penis out. In fact, I'm shy see that.
Speaker 2: I can't understand why you'd use a urinal at all, then,
Speaker 2: because I would.
Speaker 1: Never I'm a growler, not a shower, for sure.
Speaker 3: When did I ask Jesus people look over absolutely? Really yeah?
Speaker 1: Absolutely? Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But you know, straight people like that guy at
Speaker 2: Wharf Bar will be like, oh, they're going to try
Speaker 2: and look at my dick if they go, oh god,
Speaker 2: I'm perpetuating that I make such a point of walking
Speaker 2: into a public bathroom even though I'm not using the
Speaker 2: troth and like darting my head the other way.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, wonder I've got a balding disc now because I've
Speaker 2: just spent so much time trying to appease straight men
Speaker 2: but being like I'm not looking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 2: And now that's walk into the fucking door.
Speaker 1: Had a gay up. Some people do, look, I'd never look.
Speaker 1: I'm very obviously, how are you? That's how I am?
Speaker 1: Like this bar? Do you want the popcorn trimp? It'd
Speaker 1: be a bit much.
Speaker 2: But no. One's cock is at its best when it's urinate.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not on that. Yeah, you've always said that too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could count so many times I've said it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's hard to stop me.
Speaker 1: No had I Yeah, No, my penis is not its
Speaker 1: best yearine, No, one's good and standing up to Like
Speaker 1: I've said, my circulation is not the strongest. I need
Speaker 1: to be at a full horizontal rest to get a
Speaker 1: full worthy erection. Really no, not really, I'm embellishing.
Speaker 4: Whouldn't it be weird to see somebody have an erection
Speaker 4: while peeing?
Speaker 1: It's very hard, actually did it this morning. It's impossible.
Speaker 1: You have to piss into a sink.
Speaker 2: No, you don't know.
Speaker 7: You do.
Speaker 1: You can't put in a toilet.
Speaker 2: No, you're just sort of like, wait, you know, no,
Speaker 2: well there is that, yes, but if you've got to go,
Speaker 2: you gotta go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially when you're hard, sometimes it makes it The
Speaker 1: pressure there makes you need to go.
Speaker 2: You just have to do a bit of a what
Speaker 2: do they call this in yoga? A hinge at the hip?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a bow, like a spanning up right. It's
Speaker 2: sort of an obtuse angle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nice?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right?
Speaker 1: Shall we go on that note?
Speaker 2: No, we're still going to do an Is it just you?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? We do Jesus christy are you? I
Speaker 1: are going to reganize that? Don't know? Yeah?
Speaker 8: You do.
Speaker 1: Go to my phone every is it?
Speaker 2: It's me? Monday? Kill some time we get whenever it
Speaker 2: gets on with it? Is it?
Speaker 1: It's me?
Speaker 2: If there it's correct, I'll kill time for it. It's
Speaker 2: all good. If you do have one that you'd like
Speaker 2: to share, we'd absolutely love to hear it at a
Speaker 2: couple of miches. Is our Instagram handle? Or send us
Speaker 2: a text on this number.
Speaker 1: Oh for two till nine four age two zero two nine,
Speaker 1: Yes you can. You can text that number where you
Speaker 1: can dms of course.
Speaker 2: Mitch.
Speaker 1: Today we're going to bris Vegas. Baby. We've got the
Speaker 1: beautiful Ruby joining us. Hello Ruby, It's Mitch, Mitch and Jenna.
Speaker 2: Hello, How are you pretty good? What have we interrupted
Speaker 2: you doing?
Speaker 7: I was just making myself an egg, but then I
Speaker 7: turned the stove off immediately I got the call, So.
Speaker 2: You know it's one time's egg.
Speaker 7: There's one egg.
Speaker 1: Yeah, protein.
Speaker 2: I mean, we don't want to keep you from your lunch.
Speaker 2: If you want to keep whisking away, go for it.
Speaker 1: Did you mean go for it? Is in them? I'll
Speaker 1: go for it.
Speaker 2: I mean like keep cooking. Yeah, there's no need to
Speaker 2: turn this over off.
Speaker 7: Oh, let's off to worry about it.
Speaker 1: What kind of egg were you going to do?
Speaker 7: Oh? I was doing an egg and I just like
Speaker 7: chuck some mushrooms on it with the full vision. I
Speaker 7: was going to get a muffin or a bagel. Put
Speaker 7: some abbot, put some hummers, put the egg on.
Speaker 1: That is, maybe just focus on this spiderproate.
Speaker 2: We'll get.
Speaker 1: Let's jump into it. Then you can get cooking ruby,
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 7: A hotel kettle is always too fucking hot?
Speaker 2: I don't think I've noticed that.
Speaker 1: I am with you.
Speaker 7: I feel like every time you go to a hotel
Speaker 7: and you want to, like, you know, use the free
Speaker 7: team instant coffee, chuck on the kettle and it's bloody
Speaker 7: hotter than the hand on the metal. Kettle. I think
Speaker 7: that's it. I've actually done some research. I think it
Speaker 7: is the metal kettle that just makes it too hot.
Speaker 1: There's always that silver metal with a black handle and
Speaker 1: that red alert white on the bottom.
Speaker 2: Art mates, and also usually the coffee cups they give
Speaker 2: you in hotels a fucking time, and so if you've
Speaker 2: got the boiling hot drink, it's not even room for
Speaker 2: milk to cool it down.
Speaker 1: No, there's a nightmare. And it's then that one fucking
Speaker 1: Norco milk in the fridge, always the Norca. And then
Speaker 1: also I would say I like them espresso pods in
Speaker 1: some fancy hotels, but then they only give you one pot.
Speaker 1: This isn't going to touch the sides, you know. I
Speaker 1: think my theory on that is everything in the hotels
Speaker 1: are so new, and you know, you have a kettle
Speaker 1: in your house, you use it what two three times
Speaker 1: a day, But in hotels there'd be people that don't
Speaker 1: even touch that thing. They're flying, they fly out. So
Speaker 1: I think they're like all running at really new high
Speaker 1: levels because they're barely used.
Speaker 2: I always just like clean it out, run a boiling water,
Speaker 2: tip it out before I even pour it. Yeah, Oh god,
Speaker 2: knows what else that's been.
Speaker 3: I never use it.
Speaker 1: Have you seen those tiktoks of people cooking things in
Speaker 1: hotel bathrooms?
Speaker 9: Yeah, like hot dogs in the kettle, and shit, they
Speaker 9: cook hot dogs in the kettle, or they go to
Speaker 9: the toilet, they take off the lead from the back
Speaker 9: of the toilet where the water system is, and they
Speaker 9: boil that water like from the kettle, pour it in.
Speaker 1: Then they souv sake in there.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's just wrong. It's that pool water.
Speaker 1: It's it's just hard water. Ruby. How often a you
Speaker 1: in hotels? How is this really a big deal for you?
Speaker 7: No, I'm Ballion hotels. Yeah no, but whenever I am.
Speaker 7: It's just never seen dropdated.
Speaker 2: I don't want a victim blame here. But you're not
Speaker 2: actually supposed to just touch the metal bit of the kettle.
Speaker 2: There's a handle for a reason, my luff.
Speaker 7: You pick it up with that, true. Yeah, nothing worse
Speaker 7: when you flick it and then you come back like
Speaker 7: an hour later and you give it a little touch
Speaker 7: like you're still warm. Still, Oh, you to check it
Speaker 7: it's still warm hours later?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, I'm with you.
Speaker 1: We've got one of those dumb smart kettles that has
Speaker 1: like keep warm for fifteen minutes, but I thought it
Speaker 1: had like an element underneath it would keep it at
Speaker 1: perpetual level of warmth. No, you boil it. Then you
Speaker 1: press keep warm, and it just gives it that lat
Speaker 1: It reboils it every minute.
Speaker 2: Oh that'd be annoying. Yea.
Speaker 1: So it keeps going warm.
Speaker 2: Every minute for fifteen minutes, and then by the time
Speaker 2: you come back in fifteen minutes, it's fucking evaporated out
Speaker 2: and then you turn.
Speaker 1: The bottom of it and you get it lead poisoning,
Speaker 1: and then I'm dead. Thanks for that Ruby, really insightful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, make sure you hit up price keep it downer
Speaker 2: on our Instagram. Give you a little bride for coming
Speaker 2: on the podcast.
Speaker 7: Thanks Legend.
Speaker 1: Now make it yeah, enjoy, Yeah, and make sure you
Speaker 1: know do you like our new artwork.
Speaker 7: I haven't seen it yet, but I saw the little
Speaker 7: timer thinging on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes sense. It doesn't happen live.
Speaker 2: Sorry, it'll come out as this episode comes out.
Speaker 1: As you're listening to yourself listening to this, just know
Speaker 1: you'll like it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but did it block?
Speaker 2: Oh well, we're going to confirm that on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: That's that's in a couple of days. Got okay, good, Thanks,
Speaker 1: we love you, Thanks for listening.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 1: She definitely shouldn't be touching that kettle. It's like someone
Speaker 1: calling and being like, is it just me or does
Speaker 1: it hurt when you get run over by a car?
Speaker 1: I think that's a new problem. You did that.
Speaker 2: Just anything with the metal on the side of the
Speaker 2: kettles not exclusive to hotels.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm with it.
Speaker 2: You know, fucked me off. When I was in Melbourne
Speaker 2: for Taylor Swift, it was tricky to get accommodation. I
Speaker 2: ended up saying in a place that was less than glamorous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2: Like Brunswick Tower Hotel.
Speaker 1: Oh god it was.
Speaker 2: It was fine. We were just there to sleep. We
Speaker 2: were out and about all day. It was fine. And
Speaker 2: I can forgive certain things like the lack of toilet
Speaker 2: paper and you know, the unfinished painted walls and the
Speaker 2: uncomfy beds, what have you. But the thing I couldn't
Speaker 2: fucking forgive was when I turned up, you know, the
Speaker 2: free tray of tea bags and whatever. Yeah, like every
Speaker 2: hotel there were no big kis.
Speaker 1: Oh that's big.
Speaker 2: I was craving the hotel, fucking Biggie's the whole way
Speaker 2: from the airport.
Speaker 1: The units are sorted, get the two pack. It's normally
Speaker 1: like an Anzac bikie and then it's something else maybe Yep.
Speaker 2: I nearly bought a bikie on the flight because I
Speaker 2: remembered my physical card for the snack cart and I
Speaker 2: was like, no, no, I'll just eat the hotel bikies.
Speaker 2: Fucking dogs screwed me for the biggie, pissed me off
Speaker 2: to Yep. I was like, well, no, wonder, you're only
Speaker 2: three stars.
Speaker 1: That's right, Okay, we should go home. Guys. Yeah, thanks
Speaker 1: for listening to the show. We will see you in
Speaker 1: a couple of days or will it block?
Speaker 3: Wow exciting?
Speaker 1: I mean, Cabri have called and they want the recipe,
Speaker 1: and I said, you fuck yourself. You tell Fredo that
Speaker 1: he and his bitch wife Caramella Koala.
Speaker 2: Because Karamella they have sex.
Speaker 1: They're not getting my recipes.
Speaker 2: Just don't hype it up too much because I want
Speaker 2: where the judges really true. You thought that that fucking
Speaker 2: abortion of a meal last week the snickers was good.
Speaker 1: I had so many bitches in my DMS complaining. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they're like you fool. Have you never tempered chocolate?
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I'm sorry. I've got a and a life,
Speaker 1: so no, I haven't tempered chocolate like you fool your
Speaker 1: microwaven thirty second one second intervals and you cool it
Speaker 1: with skimm dairy milk.
Speaker 2: Shut up. Okay, well maybe you took notes. You'll find
Speaker 2: out on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: I did, I did. I had a Bay Marie and
Speaker 1: it was perfect.
Speaker 2: So you'll find out a couple of days then.
Speaker 1: And you could see a guy by fact?
Speaker 3: Is it just me a podcast by a couple of minches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've got to follow on your podcast.
Speaker 2: At Welcome to a to D brief our secret segment
Speaker 2: On the end, I thought that I bloody kicked this flu.
Speaker 2: But I'm just gonna I could feel my throat going
Speaker 2: on me again. I'm gonna have to have a bit
Speaker 2: of water.
Speaker 1: I also noticed your voice get deeper a couple octaves.
Speaker 2: Did you really?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like we were talking about the hotel in Brunswick.
Speaker 1: You just you dropped a couple octaves and.
Speaker 2: Always see him, get him. I don't want to strain
Speaker 2: my voice.
Speaker 1: No, I'm drinking a Kim Butcher and I tell you
Speaker 1: I'm on the Kombucher train.
Speaker 2: That's so good, Butcher, No way, that's good.
Speaker 1: These ones are good, the remedy ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Butcher, kem, Butcher can get in the bin with
Speaker 2: your cults, which you're called it delicious?
Speaker 3: I love, I love you make me want a gas.
Speaker 1: I love any sort of dairy drink. I love it.
Speaker 1: I love cream of rice pudding.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you called his yark?
Speaker 2: Did you say you like cream? Do you consider that
Speaker 2: a dairy drink? What do you just fucking sick of straw?
Speaker 2: In a jarrific like I No? I enjoy like dairy beverage.
Speaker 2: I like an eggnog. Cream was not a good example.
Speaker 2: You know what fucks condensed milk?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: God, yes, have you.
Speaker 1: Seen the condensed milk and red wine trick? They did
Speaker 1: it on Tucker on the Jonesy and Amanda Breakfast shame.
Speaker 1: Oh how much do I are the swear jar Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: It's a pain in the ass.
Speaker 2: To be fair, I don't think I actually said that.
Speaker 2: You can't say Jonesy Amanda. I said I'm gonna to
Speaker 2: put a swear jarker. Every week Jenner brings up Jones
Speaker 2: and Amanda every twice a week in.
Speaker 1: Fact, so you've just said it, but we don't have
Speaker 1: to pay.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, maybe we'll just talk about nothing but Jones
Speaker 2: and Amanda.
Speaker 1: Jones.
Speaker 2: Any commentary?
Speaker 1: Do you like working on Jones? Amanda?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's the best breakfast show in Australia in your opinion? Jenna?
Speaker 1: And I'm going to send this to Amanda Kel I'm.
Speaker 3: The one on w FAM.
Speaker 1: What is it called?
Speaker 3: I can't say the name.
Speaker 1: It's a dollar. Surely you can spare a dollar.
Speaker 3: It's called jonesy and Amanda.
Speaker 1: Just one dollar, get transferred.
Speaker 2: Sorry. I want to go back to the red wine
Speaker 2: and commence milk. What does it do?
Speaker 1: Oh? I don't know. You spoke about it, Jenna. It's
Speaker 1: an Italian thing, isn't it.
Speaker 4: No, well, apparently people on TikTok have been saying it's Italian,
Speaker 4: but it's really note where you put a dollop of
Speaker 4: condensed milk into a glass of red wine, stir it
Speaker 4: and go from them.
Speaker 2: Could I do the same with rose, because fuck red wine.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you could.
Speaker 4: You probably could, but I think this one calls for
Speaker 4: just red wine.
Speaker 2: There was a particular like cookie recipe that I used
Speaker 2: to make as a kid, when I was in my
Speaker 2: baking era, and it involved a whole can of condensed milk.
Speaker 2: But I usually only fucking put three quarts of a
Speaker 2: condensed milk because I've ate it, but spoonful as soon
Speaker 2: as that can was open. Oh, this has brought back
Speaker 2: a horrible memory. What you know, how I've got a
Speaker 2: cut finger at the moment. Yeah, you know, like certain tins,
Speaker 2: maybe tuna or like a tin of pizzas or whatever.
Speaker 2: Well they have like around the top, there's a ring
Speaker 2: on the inside. I tried to like run my finger
Speaker 2: around the edge of the condensed milk, oh, Mitchell, to
Speaker 2: click it off and just slice. When was this when
Speaker 2: I was a kid?
Speaker 1: It was it bad?
Speaker 2: I mean I literally just had a visceral, fucking whole
Speaker 2: body reaction when I remembered it. I'm a bit sensitive
Speaker 2: about finger cuts at the moment.
Speaker 1: I just felt that in my gute right, Oh, cutting
Speaker 1: is poor little fat fucking Mitchell just wanted a bit
Speaker 1: of condensed milk, and look what happened. Wouldn't have cut
Speaker 1: the sides, though, you would have had a bit of padding.
Speaker 2: With my fat fingers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a Chilean delicacy. If anyone's interested. Chilean delicacy
Speaker 1: the red whine and condensed milk.
Speaker 2: Can you google rose if that's an option.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'll do condensed milk, and.
Speaker 2: Surely you can just adapt it to whatever wine you want.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's actually yes. Ban Dung Sirap Bandung is an
Speaker 1: Indonesian delicacy most popular in maritime Southeast Asia, Indonesia and Singapore. Evaporated.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to Balley and Jean perfect.
Speaker 1: Rose and you put rose with condensed belt god candext
Speaker 1: milk and anything's delicious.
Speaker 2: So we figured out when is our last day in
Speaker 2: this studio or not? Still a few more weeks?
Speaker 1: Well, so as the time of recording, this is my
Speaker 1: last radio show in this building, Okay, I think, Jenna.
Speaker 1: So the Kiss team goes first because it's got Kyle
Speaker 1: and JACKIEO and the Kiss shows and the priority, so
Speaker 1: they go first. And then is it three weeks later, Jenny,
Speaker 1: you move with WSFM.
Speaker 4: We move first week of April, so we're homeless for
Speaker 4: three weeks.
Speaker 1: I don't know how it's gonna work.
Speaker 3: We can still come down, we can use this studio.
Speaker 1: No one's in this studio.
Speaker 2: So they were demolishing it.
Speaker 1: That's a good point. We don't know.
Speaker 3: Well, there is also the podcast studio.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then oh my god, I got I got
Speaker 1: new picks of the podcast studio.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 1: I think if we want, we can build a set.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you mentioned that last week, but like, what do
Speaker 2: you mean we said that we're gonna have to pay
Speaker 2: for it, but then where are we storing?
Speaker 1: Well no, So what happens is there's iHeart Podcasts. The
Speaker 1: whole this whole building is like Aarn's now the biggest
Speaker 1: media company in Australia. Whatever this is like. Then they're
Speaker 1: showing it off and they are it's beautiful. So there's
Speaker 1: two podcast Studios's basically what we use now. If you
Speaker 1: watch our socials, it's the same as this, but a
Speaker 1: bit specier. Then there's a studio, which is like just
Speaker 1: a television studio I see in Hollywood, right, and it's
Speaker 1: black wall. It's got a glass producer area outside so
Speaker 1: they can patch in and then you can set decorated
Speaker 1: and the team there will bump in bump out as
Speaker 1: per the show. So say, for example, the GEM set
Speaker 1: is a giant yellow couch with three microphones.
Speaker 2: And we have to supply the giant yellow cat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'd have to buy what we want and then
Speaker 1: they'd all bring it in when we record and bring
Speaker 1: it out when we record.
Speaker 2: I feel like if we turned up with a fucking
Speaker 2: trailer and a giant yellow couch and said, right, this
Speaker 2: is our set, they'd be like, yeah, we didn't agree
Speaker 2: to this.
Speaker 1: No they would. I mean, we're one of the longest
Speaker 1: serving podcasts on our heart forgot.
Speaker 2: That is true. Where are they storeing it?
Speaker 1: Oh, there's a full storage cabinet.
Speaker 2: Okay, cabinet for a count.
Speaker 1: I'm so pissed off. They raided the street team area
Speaker 1: downstairs and let everyone take what they wanted here. Yes,
Speaker 1: everyone took what they want to Nat, who works at
Speaker 1: your archit Nemesis, got a Google home pod and the
Speaker 1: JBL speaker.
Speaker 4: So I did get a pair of Phil Collins signed jeans.
Speaker 3: What Yeahen's the singer?
Speaker 8: Yea.
Speaker 2: He took his pants off, signed them and left them here.
Speaker 2: Is that what you're suggested?
Speaker 3: And they're in a frame?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All those frames up for grabs downstairs. I might take one. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I'm going away this weekend. I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: Where are you going back to bergen Gate sixtieth.
Speaker 1: That'll be nice.
Speaker 2: She's not having an official sixtieth, but I was like,
Speaker 2: I'll still go down.
Speaker 1: Something deserves to be celebrated. You and Sean.
Speaker 2: No, Sean can't make it this time, but we're going
Speaker 2: back for Easter in a couple of weeks. Yeah. You
Speaker 2: guess what she wanted for a fucking birthday?
Speaker 1: What it's a six years she should deserve something great.
Speaker 2: The Samsling equivalent of an Apple Watch. Oh no, Google,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh my god, that is going to
Speaker 2: be hysterical to watch her try and use that.
Speaker 1: Does she buy it for her?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And I think because you know how mums sometimes
Speaker 2: they'll hear their mobile phone ringing and they just don't
Speaker 2: clock that it's theirs, and then you'll be like, mom,
Speaker 2: that's your phone and they were like, oh is it? Yeah,
Speaker 2: fatting around in the handbag, and then by the time
Speaker 2: they find it, it's wrung out. I reckon, she's going.
Speaker 4: To have the same somebody else's and it's a completely
Speaker 4: tone and they're like, oh my my phone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, true, I reckon. This smart orch is not gonna
Speaker 2: help because she'll go, oh, it's ringing. How do I
Speaker 2: answer it. I don't know what to press, it'll ring.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Of course my mum does not hang up. And
Speaker 1: this is not like a joke. She just doesn't think
Speaker 1: that's something you have to do. So I will call home.
Speaker 1: She'll go bye see see see bye. Sean does the
Speaker 1: same thing.
Speaker 2: I've got your.
Speaker 1: Flybys here, thank you, how's your day? And they will
Speaker 1: not hang up because she has a one of those
Speaker 1: wallet cases, right, So she just flaps a class and
Speaker 1: she thinks that is done.
Speaker 2: That really should be enough, you'd think. You think she
Speaker 2: puts some sensor in there for the mumsy, so they
Speaker 2: know when you close the wallet, that's the call done.
Speaker 3: You know, like the iPad cases. Don't they do that?
Speaker 1: I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe you know what I did the other day.
Speaker 2: You know, when you've got an eye message open like
Speaker 2: ready to tie, and you've got the curse of there
Speaker 2: the keyboards up, you're about to tie. If you put
Speaker 2: the phones your ear, it will automatically start recording a
Speaker 2: voice message.
Speaker 1: Oh that's cool.
Speaker 2: And so I was texting someone voice to text or no,
Speaker 2: an actual voice message. I was texting someone and then
Speaker 2: put the phone down on my lap, proceeded to bitch
Speaker 2: about them for five minutes and then I picked it
Speaker 2: up and it recorded the whole thing. Thank god, I
Speaker 2: pressed X, it didn't send. It was just like what
Speaker 2: I'm recording done. I was like, there's a five minute record.
Speaker 1: Imagine that would end that friendship?
Speaker 2: Well, to be fair, it wasn't mostly me, it was
Speaker 2: the friends.
Speaker 1: I was with. Started to other people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I can't remember how much I had to
Speaker 2: say and if it would have been bad for me.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, I cannot send that.
Speaker 1: That would end. I send a nude to the family
Speaker 1: group chat on Snapchat, but you can delete snaps these days,
Speaker 1: so like in two seconds, I deleted it.
Speaker 2: Why does your family have a group Snapchat? That's how
Speaker 2: we all communicate through Snapchat, grown adults.
Speaker 1: Actually, it's got family, friends, uncles, aunties, everyone, cousins.
Speaker 3: Interesting, I don't even use Snapchat.
Speaker 2: I wonder if I've still got my Snapchat account logged in?
Speaker 2: Where is my phone? Let me check, I can search
Speaker 2: you hold on, where is my fucking phone? Oh? There
Speaker 2: it is. Don't stress everyone.
Speaker 1: I'm not worried.
Speaker 3: I was petrified.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Jenna. Oh sure I am still logged in?
Speaker 2: Send me a dude, am I still on the map?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: I've turned mine off?
Speaker 7: You know what?
Speaker 2: I reckon that in the time that I've known you,
Speaker 2: I'd already stopped using Snapchat. It's possible that we never
Speaker 2: actually got around to becoming snapchat sa. I don't think
Speaker 2: we are.
Speaker 3: I don't think I am with you.
Speaker 1: Do you want to join? Not?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: Do you want to snap me? Jenna?
Speaker 2: Well, another platform for you to ignore me on.
Speaker 1: That's not true.
Speaker 2: In fact, be actually snapchat.
Speaker 1: Jenna and I will only talk about how bad you've
Speaker 1: become with your replies. You used to be so on
Speaker 1: it and you take days to reply. Now you've slipped.
Speaker 1: You're just shocking with replies.
Speaker 2: Oh, how does that medicine of yours taste?
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's it's general and I both what
Speaker 1: do you mean?
Speaker 2: What do I do? Just trying to all to have
Speaker 2: you both notice? Or is he just putting words in
Speaker 2: your mouth?
Speaker 3: Yet we've noticed?
Speaker 2: It doesn't look like she know why?
Speaker 1: You're the worst communicator. You host a podcast, you work
Speaker 1: at a radio show. It sounds like you've got a
Speaker 1: gun to your head.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not good.
Speaker 2: She's just trying to go along with your version. But no,
Speaker 2: what do you mean? What do I do?
Speaker 1: No, you just take so long to reply these days.
Speaker 1: Lock in a time and date for the podcast. It's
Speaker 1: very hard you reply the day of No.
Speaker 2: Because I read that message that you sent yesterday saying
Speaker 2: can we start a bit early, yeah, at twelve? I
Speaker 2: read that as like an FYI. I didn't think I
Speaker 2: needed to reply because I was like, yeah, I'll be
Speaker 2: there at twelve because I've been the one going can
Speaker 2: we record earlier so I can beat peak ole traffic?
Speaker 2: As if I would.
Speaker 1: Say no to recording at twelve, I know, I know.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: I thought of read that as an FYI, let's start
Speaker 2: at twelve, and I was like, Roger, no, No. I
Speaker 2: didn't know I needed to be like confirmed, No, it's.
Speaker 1: All right, but you know we will it will be counting. Sure,
Speaker 1: we'll start a tally. That was Jona's idea, wasn't.
Speaker 3: It je It was my idea for the tally.
Speaker 1: See now you have to play along. It's really not
Speaker 1: a problem. Although I have an Apple Watch, I've turned
Speaker 1: off allmen I think I've said on this on the show.
Speaker 1: I have all notifications turned off on my Apple Watch.
Speaker 1: So what's the point of it? It tells the time to
Speaker 1: grass throats, watch stuff. Now, it tracks my fitness and
Speaker 1: I can do timers and it's got serious. So I
Speaker 1: send a lot of text with my Apple Watch. Apple
Speaker 1: watches like an old school You just put it up
Speaker 1: to your mouth and speak and then it starts to
Speaker 1: send it. You don't even have to say send a text.
Speaker 1: Oh right, yeah, so I use it for all that
Speaker 1: my activity.
Speaker 2: I don't think I would like that because if I
Speaker 2: accidentally got something wrong, I wanted to edit the text.
Speaker 1: Yeah, true, let me try, ready, Sandy Mitchell Kumb's a
Speaker 1: text message saying hello, how are you?
Speaker 2: But then when if you went actually don't send it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I actually want to say this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's working. It's got a time a look,
Speaker 1: you've got ten Oh, I see, and then it sends it.
Speaker 2: I use it for that, And in the time it
Speaker 2: took you to do that, you could have just picked
Speaker 2: up your phone and sent the text. I just don't
Speaker 2: get the I never have my watch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you just get one? No?
Speaker 3: I got it a few years ago.
Speaker 1: Jenna tracks everything to the point where it's embarrassing. I
Speaker 1: get a notification that goes Jenna Benson finished to work
Speaker 1: out like good, She's probably done pilartes indoors for three minutes.
Speaker 3: Why bother peloton?
Speaker 2: Do you reckon the step counter?
Speaker 1: What is it called a preedometeran?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that thing? Do you reckon? That's more accurate on
Speaker 2: the watch versus the phone. Yeah, because it's so funny.
Speaker 2: Sean gets so pissed off. We can spend all day together,
Speaker 2: go to the exact same places. We'll check our step
Speaker 2: count at the end of the day. Mine will say
Speaker 2: fifteen thousand, his will say six thousand, And he's like, how.
Speaker 3: Could that be?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I go to the bathroom more often
Speaker 2: than you. Maybe the walk to the.
Speaker 1: He's taller, though, he's got a longer shride. That is
Speaker 1: a thing because the steps.
Speaker 2: I'm not like drastically short of taking all these tiny steps,
Speaker 2: am I You're not?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm just a bit more erratic in my phone
Speaker 2: whenever it gets shaken.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe he's just shaking in a little so it's
Speaker 1: like he's walking all lot.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, do you know what it is? Sometimes
Speaker 2: when I'm sitting and I'm feeling fidgety, I do this
Speaker 2: with the leg. Oh, I shake the leg like this.
Speaker 2: It probably thinks they're steps.
Speaker 3: It thinks you're running.
Speaker 1: The watch is going to start congratulating you well done
Speaker 1: on that run four k indoor run.
Speaker 2: I'm that annoying person that kind of like jiggles the leg.
Speaker 1: That actually would be it, because.
Speaker 2: That's like I've only just clocked it. That's so funny.
Speaker 1: You know what, I've had it. I've got my steps
Speaker 1: on my front screen, so I don't have to go anyway.
Speaker 2: Oh god.
Speaker 1: But the problem is the app's called Predometer Plus, so
Speaker 1: when you then download it, you can add a widget
Speaker 1: to your front screen, but in the options it is
Speaker 1: just pedo. I don't want that on my blip.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: Shall we go on that note?
Speaker 2: Maybe?
Speaker 1: Probably should?
Speaker 2: We hope this podcast made you feel at least two
Speaker 2: percent better today, that's all?
Speaker 1: So, so we do we look at that image? Isn't
Speaker 1: it hot? We look so good? Well done? All so
Speaker 1: we'll a block in a couple of days.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm so excited and praying into your personal life.
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