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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast, Woods.

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Speaker 2: And you, and I very excited to say that we

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Speaker 2: have our fairy god Martha in Martha Califatitas so joins

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Speaker 2: us right now on the show.

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Speaker 3: Hey guys, welcome back, Martha.

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Speaker 2: Pleasure to have you back on come back.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely when we like referring to you as our

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Speaker 4: fairy god Martha, because the end of the day, where

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Speaker 4: does two blogs in our thirties trying to get through

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Speaker 4: this thing that we call life very confused without direction,

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Speaker 4: and we're hoping that you can just shed some light

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Speaker 4: and advice on life's many mysteries.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I love that you guys have picked me

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Speaker 5: because I feel like it shows how clueless you are,

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Speaker 5: because I think even more clueless, like even more cooless.

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Speaker 4: Last time we had you on the show, though, Martha,

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Speaker 4: you navigated us beautifully through the treacherous area of the fear.

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Speaker 3: The female period.

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Speaker 5: We were talking about it like it was the blind

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Speaker 5: leading the blind. I'll take it.

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Speaker 2: So today we want to talk to you a little

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Speaker 2: bit about because Woody and I are both away at

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Speaker 2: the moment. We're up in Sydney filming and well filming

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Speaker 2: a show that you know all too well in Celebrity Apprentice.

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Speaker 5: I don't endy you guys at all.

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Speaker 3: It is stressful, isn't it, Marcina?

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Speaker 5: It's cling, isn't it cooling?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: So intense?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's full on. It's full on, particularly given that

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Speaker 2: we're living together and we are both away from our partners.

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Speaker 2: And we were talking the other night about how hard

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Speaker 2: it is to sort of maintain intimacy and sort of

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Speaker 2: keep the fire burning with your partner when you're away

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Speaker 2: from them. And I know, obviously you've shot a lot

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Speaker 2: of reality TV before, obviously Michael was on some of that,

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Speaker 2: But how do you go about sort of like maintaining

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Speaker 2: intimacy with your partner while you're away from him, and

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Speaker 2: how does that work?

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Speaker 5: Like, if I'm being completely honest, during Lake's filming, there

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Speaker 5: was no intimacy and I was still living with Michael.

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Speaker 5: Because it's something that I think when you are doing

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Speaker 5: something like filming a reality TV show, I feel like

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Speaker 5: people don't realize but you actually throw yourself into it completely,

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Speaker 5: don't you think, And like the only people you feel

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Speaker 5: like you can relate to other people that are on

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Speaker 5: the show with you, and no one else did. True,

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Speaker 5: Michael was just like nonexistent, Like I felt so bad,

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Speaker 5: But I mean he was totally understanding, and I think

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Speaker 5: But intimately wise, I was shocking.

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Speaker 2: He just ended a drought for a few months there.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty much the poor thing. I mean, we made

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Speaker 5: up for it later, but I think, I mean, you know,

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Speaker 5: just like a cheeky nude here and there, that's as

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Speaker 5: far as I'll go. Like, I won't do I'm a

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Speaker 5: bit not that I'm approved, but like I just am

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Speaker 5: not sending out video content or like I'm not really

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Speaker 5: doing like over the phone stuff. I don't trust it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I ask you just on the on Michael's front there,

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Speaker 4: So the idea of sending a photo.

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Speaker 3: News, I've just got a.

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Speaker 4: Belief and Will and I both share this belief that

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Speaker 4: there's nothing a guy can do to try and make

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Speaker 4: he crack the case?

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Speaker 5: Oh, Michael has never sent me anything like that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, OK, I need to stop.

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Speaker 2: The reason that's probably because he doesn't.

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Speaker 6: is not all that great.

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Speaker 5: No, of course it is, are you not? Of course

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Speaker 5: it is. Michael looks amazing naked.

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Speaker 2: Why is he not sending any nerds then, Martha, because

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Speaker 1: All that.

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Speaker 3: So would you is the best thing he can send then?

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Speaker 4: Just like a made bed, just like a perfect made bed.

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Speaker 5: I think from him it would be like just a text,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I want to talk a little bit more

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Speaker 2: about the dangers of texting from a distance. We'll do

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Speaker 2: it right up next. We've got our fairy god Martha.

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Speaker 2: Martha Calfetta so joins the boys right now, Willam, what

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Speaker 2: do you? We've got our fairy god Martha. Martha Calfetta

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Speaker 2: so joins the boys right now, Martha, welcome back to

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Speaker 2: the show. We are talking about maintaining or we were

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Speaker 2: just talking about maintaining intimacy or even just connectivity with

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Speaker 2: your partner when you're in a distance. And what's something

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Speaker 2: I do with my girlfriend Sam. Is we actually this

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Speaker 2: is she imposed this? We don't text if we're going

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Speaker 2: to Yeah, because and I don't know what you think

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Speaker 2: about this, but for me, because you can't put tone

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Speaker 2: into a text message, and given that you've got that distance,

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Speaker 2: the angst is already quite high. And then it only

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Speaker 2: just takes one word to be interpreted incorrectly to just

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Speaker 2: having an afternoon of fights effectively.

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Speaker 7: I love.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a text I feel like I'm too impatient

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Speaker 3: So texting takes longer though, Like.

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Speaker 5: The phone call is like something you have to be

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Speaker 5: one hundred percent present when you're taking that phone call,

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Speaker 5: Like you can't be doing anything else. And I kind

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Speaker 5: of lived my life doing one hundred things at once. Yes,

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Speaker 5: And I can be texting while in the back of

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Speaker 5: an uber. I can be texting while I'm kind of

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Speaker 5: like editing content on the computer. I can be texting

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Speaker 5: while I'm cooking dinner, and like, so I'm just like

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Speaker 5: too impatient. I'dee like, yeah, what's the point of this call? Okay, great? Cool?

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Speaker 8: Thank you?

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Speaker 2: Bye?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I love you too.

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Speaker 5: I love you cool? Bye, all right, talk to you later.

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Speaker 3: Get too much longer?

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Speaker 4: Than here, Martha, I feel like we're holding you up

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Speaker 4: however you're doing right now. Maybe that's more of a

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Speaker 4: you know, I feel like females, generally speaking, are better

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Speaker 4: I feel like, as guys, we're not good at multitasking.

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Speaker 3: And sometimes when I'm.

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Speaker 4: Texting my partner, I feel like the text can come

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Speaker 4: or I'm busy, and then if I write her a text,

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Speaker 3: Have you ever had that? With Michael Guy?

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Speaker 5: I am actually like, I'm not a fairy god math

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Speaker 5: because I am one of you. Honestly, I am one

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Speaker 5: of you. Like my friends notoriously pull me up. They're like,

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Speaker 5: And Michael is the same, He's like, what this is? Kay,

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Speaker 2: It's two x strokes of the keypad.

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Speaker 3: My dad.

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Speaker 6: My dad sends Kay, I know you, I.

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Speaker 4: Know you've been texting Martha will to set up this chat.

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Speaker 4: Have you have you found Martha to be She's short.

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Speaker 2: She's intimidatingly short. She's intimidatingly short.

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Speaker 5: Got out of my way to use more work, so

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Speaker 5: we'll got the special he did, look how much?

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Speaker 2: I right? Like a sea of blue?

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Speaker 6: And then you and I sent a photo like a

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Speaker 6: double selfie, you and I would we sent one to Mark.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, when you think of.

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Speaker 4: That, Martha was like, I'm texting Martha, we should send

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Speaker 3: And I was like, made that seems a bit odd?

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Speaker 7: Was that?

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Speaker 3: How was that received?

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Speaker 2: It was funny, it was good when I sent three

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Speaker 5: Oh that's so embarrassing.

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Speaker 7: It's bad.

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Speaker 5: It's like, it is something that I need to work

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Speaker 5: they're happy to just kind of not be the center

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Speaker 5: everything goes back to normal as well, and you don't

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Speaker 6: But now that absolutely great job, mate, honestly, like seriously,

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Speaker 2: Just come over the bank, Martha, unbelievable. Give thank you

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Speaker 2: so much again for fairy God Martha and Will.

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Speaker 1: Anytime it's a podcast.

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Speaker 4: I've been doing a lot of Zoom meetings recently, which

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Speaker 4: I'm sure doesn't surprise people. We're all doing the zoom,

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Speaker 4: we're all doing the teams. It's shocking, we hated, we

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Speaker 4: were all fatigued from it. But there's one part about

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Speaker 4: Blurred backgrounds.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what what is the deal with people who blur

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Speaker 2: They don't have an idyllic office space, so they can't.

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Speaker 2: They've got nothing around them they can use to block

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Speaker 2: got a business meeting.

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Speaker 3: Just put a white wall behind you.

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Speaker 2: And I'm sorry, I just put a white wall behind you.

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Speaker 2: Something you can just summon all of a sudden.

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Speaker 3: Sit in front of a wall, just clean, clean desk.

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Speaker 2: Is them out of a dirty child who's got a

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Speaker 2: I just think I don't think children work.

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Speaker 8: No, I move.

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Speaker 3: Don't understand that.

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Speaker 2: No, they don't. It might be previous mess. Do you

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Speaker 2: haven't had time to clean it up yet? You've got

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Speaker 2: another business call coming on.

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Speaker 3: Look, I get all of that.

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Speaker 2: You don't. Don't get all of it, get any of it.

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Speaker 2: You just said, put up a wall.

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Speaker 5: Move.

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Speaker 4: I said, go in front of a wall, be in

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Speaker 4: front of a white war. I think, well, people with

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Speaker 4: blurred backgrounds can't be trusted. I just think they're hiding bodies.

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Speaker 4: I think they're hiding contraband.

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Speaker 3: I just think they're hiding illegal I think that I

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Speaker 3: don't know because their backgrounds blurred. Mate, And I.

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Speaker 2: Just think, what are you suggesting?

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Speaker 4: I am suggesting that the police somehow monitor soon meetings

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Speaker 4: and anyone who's got a blurred background is a person

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Speaker 4: But I just think if you need to hide what

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Speaker 4: It was embarrassing, but at least the people trusted us

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Speaker 4: Now you know that, No, you know you.

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Speaker 4: Which which one it was, But you know, I don't

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Speaker 4: Thirty one ers, No, I didn't. I didn't say anything there.

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Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong, something wrong with you? Remember?

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Speaker 3: And then they said we would like to watch the interview.

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Speaker 3: You remember that.

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Speaker 2: Don't stop playing the is it beat up? You remember

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Speaker 2: than it needs to be. Okay, I'll get there was

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Speaker 2: I trust that I don't trust. I don't trust blue

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Speaker 3: I know that you don't trust me.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not.

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Speaker 3: It's like a cold tomato sauce on the pie.

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Speaker 3: Why does that mean you can't trust me? Strutch marks

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Speaker 3: maybe it does. Thirty one o six moves our number?

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Speaker 3: What sort of person do you not trust? Game as

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Speaker 2: Thirty one o six ' five? What sort of people

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Speaker 4: I have significant beef with people who blow their backgrounds

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Speaker 2: I feel like you can trust people more who blow

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Speaker 3: Don't be ridiculous, Yeah, because they're being honest.

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Speaker 2: They're being honest about it. I've got nothing, I've got

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Speaker 4: If you're honest, you'd show your mess you go, guys,

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Speaker 4: I was on thirty one O six five. Even you've

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Speaker 9: So for me, it has to be someone who mouse breezes.

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Speaker 9: All right, So someone sitting next to you trying to

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Speaker 3: I've got a friend as a mouth breather.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, just too much.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, people, I can't trust you. An you go and

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Speaker 2: You take your pick of meat, whether it's fowl or

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Speaker 3: So I thought you said meat with someone you eat meat.

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Speaker 2: Like just just get just get your teeth in there

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Speaker 3: I's got to marry yet here, marry yet? What sort

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Speaker 3: of person do you not trust?

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Speaker 5: Anyone with curly hair, like my sister Kelly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, bloody hell, that feels like a big swipe and

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Speaker 3: a lot of for it.

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Speaker 7: For it.

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Speaker 5: I've got Kelly hair myself, But no, she's Loki a psychopipes.

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Speaker 7: So anyone with Kelly hair I.

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Speaker 2: Don't trust open they're out there? Have you every thing

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Speaker 2: about it? Curly head people, Yeah, talk to me.

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Speaker 3: Name one.

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Speaker 2: Ben Brown plays some foot walk on, makes a very.

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Speaker 3: Trusted worthy let's be honest. He doesn't drink Do you

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Speaker 7: Wow?

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Speaker 3: Do you trust someone who doesn't drink alcohol?

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Speaker 2: Young Meg Ryan?

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Speaker 3: Okay, you're still going to name in curly head people.

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Speaker 2: Well that's what you asked me to do.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm asking you. Do you trust people if they

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Speaker 3: don't drink alcohol? Billy Crystal Bluddy. Let's go to Jessica here, Jess,

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Speaker 3: what sort of person do you not trust?

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Speaker 7: So people they put their tea bag in after they've put.

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Speaker 7: People put the milk in on top of the tea bag.

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Speaker 3: And then the water right off.

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Speaker 2: I put the milk in first and then I put

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Speaker 3: Do you put your cereal in second after the milk

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Speaker 3: as well? I'm not savage, of course, of course.

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Speaker 2: How do you feel about people that put cable ties

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Speaker 3: What are your thoughts that's very smart.

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Speaker 9: You've got to keep those bagties away.

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Speaker 2: There you go, you shut that down.

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Speaker 3: What about people who don't drink coffee? What's that you

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Speaker 2: People are like I.

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Speaker 3: Don't drink coffee. What the hell are they doing in

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Untrustworthy bastards.

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Speaker 3: Drink your coffee people.

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Speaker 2: What about people who What about people who frequently, and

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Speaker 2: I mean like really frequently wash their sheets? Now people

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Speaker 2: the line. I'm like, I would wash my sheets like

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Speaker 3: Oh that's gross, really, Oh that is sick.

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Speaker 2: I actually don't wash my shirts. My girlfriend does. I

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Speaker 2: I'm like, gee, whizz, these are good.

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Speaker 3: So many organisms in there.

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Speaker 2: Don't even know how to do it.

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Speaker 3: What do you do to wash sheets? Yeah, same as clothes, man,

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Speaker 3: just bigger. It's like a big shirt. So my mum

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Speaker 2: What do you do the same.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, we're going to go to traffic.

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Speaker 1: It's the will and Woody Podcast, It's time for Believe

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Speaker 1: or Not.

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Speaker 4: We both take this way too seriously. I'm going to

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Speaker 4: be honest. It gets heated in here, but effectively.

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Speaker 2: I do only it's heated from me. Oh please, no, Well,

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Speaker 2: I let me finish, and you I'm not doubting that

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Speaker 2: I get heated. I don't know. I just said it

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Speaker 2: I get heated when you take something which is ninety

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Speaker 3: A word in it that I call a tweaker. So

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Speaker 3: basically bowling off spin.

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Speaker 2: Mate, you got to tell me a lie. You want

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Speaker 2: to can't with a lie. That's the only skill in

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Speaker 2: this game. I'd appreciate if you stuck to it fair enough.

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Speaker 4: So basically, yeah, as Will said, I either tell a

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Speaker 4: guess if it is real or true fake. I'm going

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Speaker 4: to give you a quick one before we get to

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Speaker 4: the song here. But effectively today we're just doing celebrity names. Okay,

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Speaker 4: so a lot of celebrities go with fake monikers.

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Speaker 2: I've been using the word moniker a bit recently.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I read it in a book. But I'm going

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Speaker 4: to basically say the real names the celebrity's real name. Here,

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Speaker 4: you are trying to decide if that is a real

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Speaker 4: know the celebs, you should, they're all big celebrities.

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Speaker 2: Okay. So so for example, just before you read a

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Speaker 2: fake one, Elizabeth Woolridge Grount is actually the full name

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Speaker 2: of Lana Delray. So Lena Delray is her fake name. Absolutely,

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Speaker 2: that's what we're talking about.

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Speaker 4: Yes, absolutely, okay, Well first one, best of three? Oh,

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Speaker 4: on the best of three. Now, I'll still give you one.

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Speaker 4: I'll give you my now, right, Okay. Whoopy Goldberg?

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Speaker 3: Is Karen Johnson.

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Speaker 2: Wait, hang on a secon What am I guessing here?

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Speaker 2: So you're telling me Woopy Goldberger is her fake name?

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Speaker 4: Yep?

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Speaker 2: And then I have to guess what her real name is.

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Speaker 3: You're guessing if I'm making up her real name or

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Speaker 3: if it's actually her real name.

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Speaker 2: Oh, whether Woopy Goldburg is her real name?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, Woopy Goldberg is a fake name?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Definitely? Okay, the lie or the truth is what I'm saying.

446
00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:03,080
Speaker 2: Her real name is Boody impossible? I thought the game

447
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,640
Speaker 2: was going to be like, is there Monica? A real

448
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:06,640
Speaker 2: name or a fake name?

449
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:07,280
Speaker 3: Could do that?

450
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,400
Speaker 6: You're you're sure taking another level. I have to care

451
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:13,480
Speaker 6: whether or not the name that you've made up as

452
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:14,119
Speaker 6: the real.

453
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:18,000
Speaker 3: That's actually that's actually a lot easier for me. If

454
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,119
Speaker 3: you want to do the first one, you should do

455
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:23,480
Speaker 3: it that way. Let's go to a something.

456
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:27,760
Speaker 4: I'll re evaluate everything right up next, real or fake

457
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:28,840
Speaker 4: celebrity name.

458
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,800
Speaker 3: That's much easier. I've made so many names.

459
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:37,600
Speaker 2: You went two levels deep on the That's how seriously

460
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:38,040
Speaker 2: I take it.

461
00:20:38,119 --> 00:20:39,600
Speaker 3: It's right up next to Will and wood.

462
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,200
Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

463
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:51,480
Speaker 3: It's Believe or not. He's got some weird fact stories.

464
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,480
Speaker 7: Some of them are real.

465
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Speaker 4: Pretty simple one today, real or fake celebrity name. So

466
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,960
Speaker 4: we know a lot of celebrities go with a fake

467
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:07,080
Speaker 4: name a stage name. So basically all you're doing today

468
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,320
Speaker 4: Will is deciding if it is their real name or

469
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,840
Speaker 4: their stage name. Okay, I might do best at five

470
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,119
Speaker 4: because this is very very simple. Okay, all right, here

471
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,680
Speaker 4: we go. Let's crack in first one.

472
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:20,120
Speaker 3: I'm ready, Yeah, Vin Diesel, Vin Diesel, is that his birth.

473
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,359
Speaker 2: Name, gee Whiz?

474
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:22,640
Speaker 3: Or is that a fake name?

475
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:23,760
Speaker 2: Gee Whiz?

476
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,560
Speaker 8: I mean like everything's telling me that that's a fake name.

477
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:31,159
Speaker 2: Everything's telling me that's a fake name. But we know

478
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,280
Speaker 2: how this game works. We know this game works. It's

479
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:35,480
Speaker 2: all about things being stranger than fiction. It's all about

480
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:38,919
Speaker 2: me double guessing myself, double bluffing myself.

481
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:44,200
Speaker 8: What would Vin Diesel? Don't think what Vin Diesel ethnicity is?

482
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Speaker 8: Is he Hispanic?

483
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:49,200
Speaker 2: I'm not sure.

484
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:53,080
Speaker 8: I'm not looking for your help, not looking, just thinking

485
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:58,119
Speaker 8: out loud, mate, otherwise, got three seconds, no, thank you

486
00:21:58,240 --> 00:21:58,560
Speaker 8: very much.

487
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:02,040
Speaker 2: When I'm ready to go one countdown clock doesn't matter

488
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:02,560
Speaker 2: for me and.

489
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:06,280
Speaker 3: Your buzz outs. That's a loss to you. There's a

490
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:07,199
Speaker 3: time and now to win.

491
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:10,560
Speaker 2: To meet one nil, you're gonna have to win. You

492
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,800
Speaker 2: have to win. You're gonna have to win. It's not

493
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:13,320
Speaker 2: going to matter.

494
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,840
Speaker 3: So Vin Diesel is the stage name. His real name,

495
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,680
Speaker 3: got a boring name, that's.

496
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:20,240
Speaker 6: You know.

497
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:23,560
Speaker 2: I'm going to stand the buzz mate. You went with

498
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,600
Speaker 2: it though, you well, that's you don't get You don't

499
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:29,560
Speaker 2: get a point there. His real name is, that's disgusting.

500
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:32,320
Speaker 2: I'm about to walk off this segment. I can see

501
00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:35,560
Speaker 2: that No, seriously, real, Mark, that is an absolute joke?

502
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:40,120
Speaker 2: Is a joke. I'm allowed to think before I guess

503
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,199
Speaker 2: my answer for the bloody game. Otherwise we haven't got

504
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,520
Speaker 2: a game. If the game was how quickly can your

505
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:47,119
Speaker 2: time out? Will, we'd call it something else. I love it.

506
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,040
Speaker 2: What an outrage?

507
00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:48,480
Speaker 6: I love it.

508
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,679
Speaker 3: Before the song you said, I don't get that passionate

509
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,080
Speaker 3: about this bid. I don't care about it.

510
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:55,960
Speaker 2: Well, I tell you what I do get passionate about

511
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,879
Speaker 2: being able to provide an answer, whether or not I

512
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,560
Speaker 2: win or not? Is it different thing.

513
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,200
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. Let's do best of three? Because

514
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,800
Speaker 3: I wasted a lot of time. Let's start afresh. Clean

515
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 3: slate is Honestly, I've just got it's my body show.

516
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:12,200
Speaker 2: I've been buzzed out from talking my bloody show it is.

517
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,320
Speaker 3: Are you okay with clean the slate? Let's clean the slate?

518
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 2: Disgusted?

519
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:17,680
Speaker 3: Best of three? Are you okay with that?

520
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:18,440
Speaker 5: Sure?

521
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:19,560
Speaker 3: Clean the slate?

522
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:19,920
Speaker 2: Nil?

523
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 3: Or best of three? All right? Next one? The rapper

524
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:26,120
Speaker 3: Travis Scott?

525
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:28,520
Speaker 2: Who's Travis Scott?

526
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:29,680
Speaker 3: He's a rapper?

527
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:31,880
Speaker 2: What does he rap?

528
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:33,399
Speaker 3: Sweet beats?

529
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:34,320
Speaker 2: No? Come on?

530
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:34,639
Speaker 7: Give me.

531
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,800
Speaker 4: I don't know a lot about Travis Scott'm gonna be

532
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 4: honest with you. I believe he dates a Kardashian or

533
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:39,840
Speaker 4: used to date a Kardashian.

534
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,360
Speaker 3: Travis Scott. Is that his real name?

535
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 2: I don't know anything about Travis Scott. Is he white?

536
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 2: Is he black?

537
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 4: He's African American? Yeah, and yeah he's a rapper. He's

538
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,560
Speaker 4: African American. His real name Travis Scott.

539
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:58,239
Speaker 2: Travis Scott. Yeah, Oh jeez, it sounds a pretty standard name.

540
00:23:58,280 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 2: But I think he's I think it's I think it's

541
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:02,359
Speaker 2: a fake your buddy out it world, it's a fake name.

542
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,680
Speaker 2: Well done, She's lucky I didn't buzz myself out there.

543
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,439
Speaker 2: It's a shocking song to celebrate. Yeah, I mean our

544
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:10,520
Speaker 2: sounds the shove here. We're in trouble.

545
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,920
Speaker 4: So one nail up Will, By the way, his real

546
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:17,680
Speaker 4: name is Jacques Berman Webster. The second, Jesus, that is

547
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:22,920
Speaker 4: totally Jacques Berman Webster the second. Okay, next one here,

548
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 4: best of three? Your one nil up? Natalie Portman.

549
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 2: Yes, is that her real name or a real name

550
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 2: or a fake name? I think it's a fake name.

551
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're boddy done and you have you clean sweep there.

552
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:33,120
Speaker 3: Well done.

553
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 2: Oh that's it. That's it.

554
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,680
Speaker 3: So her real name is really interesting. So you know

555
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 3: she's born in Israel.

556
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 2: Yes, I knew she was Jewish.

557
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,720
Speaker 3: So her real name is Netta Lee hush lark.

558
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I knew she was Jewish Lee hush lark. Yeah.

559
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 3: There you go, well done, Will clean sweep.

560
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,200
Speaker 2: Well you got the dead rubber at the start where

561
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,000
Speaker 2: I got buzzed out of the out of the radio sho.

562
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:53,840
Speaker 3: I'll take the point.

563
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:55,440
Speaker 2: You can have that point.

564
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 3: I'll take the for themselves too.

565
00:24:58,440 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast.

566
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 2: What are this segment's got a live opener.

567
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 5: Slip it?

568
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:12,920
Speaker 3: Slip it, reil God feels good every time.

569
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,680
Speaker 2: All right, slip it in very simply, you guys, give

570
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:20,080
Speaker 2: us three words, and we have to try and read

571
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 2: a story to the other person in the studio slipping

572
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 2: those words into the story. Yes. If the other one

573
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 2: calls slip it in, then well the game's over effectively.

574
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,399
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Well you're still try and get

575
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 4: all three in. Yeah, and then it's best of three effectively.

576
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:37,680
Speaker 2: All right, let's do it. So what you're going to

577
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,359
Speaker 2: jump out of the shop now, I've got three people

578
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 2: that are on the line. Now we're talking about the

579
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 2: story that I'm going to do is bride's maid dumped

580
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 2: by cousin in brutal text exchange. Did you hear about this?

581
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 6: All?

582
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,399
Speaker 2: Right, here we go. Let's go to Serena. Serena, what

583
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,399
Speaker 2: word would you like me to slip into that story

584
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 2: as I read it?

585
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 4: Can you put in the words for me?

586
00:25:57,119 --> 00:25:59,879
Speaker 2: Absolutely? I can, Serena, Absolutely, I can. No worries it.

587
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,719
Speaker 2: Thank you, Thanks for the call, Ashley.

588
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,160
Speaker 9: Okay, you have to use the word cheesy po.

589
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:09,840
Speaker 2: Cheesy puffs, do you whiz? That's tough? Yeah, all right,

590
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:13,959
Speaker 2: fair enough, thank you, thanks the call. Actually, b Ancor,

591
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:19,160
Speaker 2: what's your accordion? Accordion as in like a piano accordion? Yes,

592
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,440
Speaker 2: right out. Next, we're gonna play slip it In. I'm

593
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 2: gonna slip in snake, cheesy puffs and accordion as I

594
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:27,160
Speaker 2: describe a story to Woody. Will I make it? Will

595
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 2: I not? You're gonna have to listen along through the

596
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 2: song to find out. On the other side, that's commercial radio, guys,

597
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:38,440
Speaker 2: I've hooked you in. We'll play slipping in. Slip it nice,

598
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:42,879
Speaker 2: well done, slip it real?

599
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 5: God?

600
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,679
Speaker 3: I love that that every night.

601
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,440
Speaker 2: So the way this is the game works, is I

602
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 2: have to read you a news story woods and slip

603
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 2: in three words that our callers have given us. Big

604
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:57,439
Speaker 2: shout out to the gals that called the show just.

605
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:00,440
Speaker 3: Then, Historically you're much better at this than me.

606
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 2: Historically.

607
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 3: I think the tides are turning.

608
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:06,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, the tides could be turning. So the story is

609
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 2: so a girl was left mortified after her cousin chose

610
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 2: to demote her. She demoted her as the maid of

611
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 2: honor because she claimed she was too fat and had

612
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 2: no control over her diet. In a savage text exchange

613
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,919
Speaker 2: which snaked across her phone, she was embarrassed.

614
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 3: In snake Snakes a slip in very good, very well.

615
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,919
Speaker 2: She was embarrassed for stripping the girl of her duties

616
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 2: and showed absolutely no remorse apparently for doing so. Oh god,

617
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,200
Speaker 2: this is a boring story, Amna. All the story of

618
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 2: it gives it. I mean, really trying to find some

619
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 2: flavor in here. I feel like, you know, I need

620
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,960
Speaker 2: some sort of acoustic instrument to sort of chuck in

621
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 2: as a little bit of a vibe here. See if

622
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,919
Speaker 2: I can throw in a didgeridoo or something like that.

623
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,919
Speaker 3: Slip it in there do incorrect.

624
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,680
Speaker 2: Gone for the red herring got him for one there,

625
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 2: I can strike you out of this game as well.

626
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 3: I'll get three strikes, don't I.

627
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sure, let's do that. So TikTok us a Lisa.

628
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,359
Speaker 2: She had the harsh message she received from her cousin

629
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 2: in a video. It's been watched over one hundred and

630
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 2: thirteen thousand times to date. Woods Yes, similar numbers to

631
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 2: what Jeff Bezos got for the Amazon Space Launch project

632
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 2: with that penis shaped rocket ship. So she's fat shaming

633
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,119
Speaker 2: her apparently, and it's all about the food she was eating.

634
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 2: So she said that you have you've eaten far too

635
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 2: many fruit loops, cream puffs and garlic bread. Slip it

636
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 2: in fruit loops incorrect?

637
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 3: Two strikes.

638
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 4: So I'm on two strikes and I've only got one

639
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 4: of your slips? Can you still have two? You still

640
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 4: have two words to slip in? Yeah?

641
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 2: Correct?

642
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 3: This is huge? Is the best ever been.

643
00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 2: I've strike the strike element really added something, didn't that

644
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:00,959
Speaker 2: bloody over did?

645
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 3: And the red herring, Yeah, yeah.

646
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 2: That's the strike element. That's the strike elevem So what

647
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 2: she was actually quite specifically she ate too many cheesy

648
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 2: puffs and she said, I'm telling you you're going on

649
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 2: a diet. It's not my wedding. That's what the cousin responded.

650
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 2: The girl then pressed the cousin again and said, I've

651
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 2: got you with cheesy puffs there. Thank you very much.

652
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 7: I'll take that.

653
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 4: So we're kind of a situation where you've got one

654
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 4: more word to slip in and I have one more

655
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 4: strike up my st leave.

656
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 3: It doesn't get better than this stra it doesn't get

657
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 3: better than me.

658
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 2: So I can either strike you out. Yeah, it just

659
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 2: depends how I want to get rid of you. Really,

660
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 2: I can either strike you or go for the or

661
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 2: go for the money, go for the home run. The

662
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 2: honorable thing would be to go for the home run.

663
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 2: The cold hearted killer and me wants to go for it.

664
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 2: We might want to go for the red herring. Yeah, yeah, sorry,

665
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 2: JUSTLV this is what radio has made for.

666
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 6: Leaning into his micro and I'm talking about the most

667
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Speaker 6: dog made story as well.

668
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Speaker 2: Just carbage is something I'm talking about. All right, here

669
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Speaker 2: we go. So, so okay, So the situation is the

670
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Speaker 2: bridesmaid dumps her cousin in this brutal text exchange. That's

671
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 2: what we're talking about. So she I just hate this story.

672
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 2: The bridesmaid writes back to her cousin and says, Alejandra,

673
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Speaker 2: that's her name, Alejandra. You demoted me from maid of

674
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 2: honor because I'm fat. Yeah, that's what she said to her.

675
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 2: So she's pretty much just picked up a baseball bat

676
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 2: and gone to gone club or over the head with this.

677
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,720
Speaker 2: With this text message, the cousin stood by her decision,

678
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:43,240
Speaker 2: and she brutally replied, she said, just because you don't

679
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 2: look like j Lo doesn't mean you should go on

680
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 2: a diet. I can't believe people like it corrects right?

681
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 2: What was the third word? Accordion? Accordion? And I danced

682
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 2: on the line with the instruments. That's why I went with.

683
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 3: Even a hun. I was like, God, I'm always saying

684
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 3: slipping in there.

685
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Speaker 2: Spinning and wearing on the spot there well playing thank

686
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 2: you very much as well as well.

687
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 3: It's just a good game, really, I mean, the real

688
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 3: winner here is slipping in.

689
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 2: No, it's not one.

690
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 1: It's The Will and Woody podcast got a.

691
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 6: Super special guest in Ali Langdon who joined the boys.

692
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Speaker 3: Welcome Ali, Now talking to you guys, how are you doing?

693
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 2: Very very well? Very excited? About what we're going to

694
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 2: be seeing tonight seven thirty on Channel nine hour because look,

695
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 2: neither woods are I or parents but our parents. But

696
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:48,960
Speaker 2: I can tell you one thing. One of the things

697
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 2: that terrifies me most is telling another parent how to parent.

698
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,959
Speaker 2: Like you know, if if a little tip rat's annoying

699
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 2: me in the park, you know, on the monkey bars

700
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 2: when I'm trying to have a go, or stealing my

701
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 2: fish and chips or what have you. There's nothing worse

702
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,240
Speaker 2: than thinking to yourself, gee wiz, how do I go

703
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 2: and tell that parent that their kid or you know,

704
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 2: in a more realistic example, if they're kicking your seat

705
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 2: on a plane or something like that from ola, how

706
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 2: do you intervene with the child? Seems really impossible? And

707
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 2: that you've got a TV show tonight, No you don't,

708
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 2: you don't, but you have to do this Parental Guidance

709
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 2: premiers tonight seven thirty on Channel nine. And you are

710
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 2: literally going to be telling parents that their style is

711
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 2: not right.

712
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 7: Oh you can look at the other way, and I

713
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 7: could be going, yeah, your style really works. I mean

714
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 7: they're putting their parenting style out there right for all

715
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,720
Speaker 7: of us to look at, and all of them to dissect.

716
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 7: And that is brave because I worked out very early

717
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 7: in this experiment why I was there, and that is

718
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 7: that I'm the example of the bad parents.

719
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Speaker 3: What sort of parent you you, Ellie Langdon, what style.

720
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Speaker 2: Do you have?

721
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Speaker 7: I'm inconsistent and I wing it. You know the rules

722
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 7: one day, anaways the rules the next day, and then

723
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 7: they're talking about these different things like where they sat

724
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 7: down and they've talked about it between themselves. This is

725
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 7: the type of parent we want to be, my husband,

726
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Speaker 7: and I've never done that.

727
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 2: Right. Also, you said sitting out setting a blueprint for

728
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 2: how you're going to hold that pattern consistently together.

729
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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, And then I get now why you need

730
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Speaker 7: to do it, because there's so bloody smart these little

731
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 7: human beings. If you're not on the same page, they

732
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 7: divide and they conquer right in between, and they drive

733
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 7: a wedge and they play you against each other. I mean,

734
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Speaker 7: you've got to be united because those little pesky things,

735
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Speaker 7: they they're smart.

736
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Speaker 2: Your kids, your kids mackin Scout are four and three,

737
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 2: four and two, yeah, and they're dividing and conquering you.

738
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Speaker 7: The two year old is already Yeah, she's terrified. See

739
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 7: the four year olds. Okay, right, and this is what

740
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:03,719
Speaker 7: I've worked out with parenting. You can't actually parent them

741
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 7: the same way. And so we've got the time out chair.

742
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Speaker 7: And like two days ago I caught Mac turning around

743
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,239
Speaker 7: and punching his sister in the eye. Oh straight on

744
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 7: the time out chair.

745
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 2: Right, Oh sorry, the time out chairs for the kids.

746
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Speaker 2: I thought it was you. I thought it was for

747
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 2: you and your husband. I thought it. It was like,

748
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 2: I've had enough of you, guys. I get five minutes

749
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Speaker 2: in the time out chair.

750
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Speaker 7: You know what, you just found the solutions of parenting

751
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 7: to time out yourself. Me somewhere where there's one.

752
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,319
Speaker 2: There's a little secret room where you pull the book

753
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 2: on the bookcase and you get to go and have

754
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 2: a nice kanyake with some music in the background. They

755
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:39,239
Speaker 2: can't find you.

756
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Speaker 7: It's such a much that's a better idea. I'm just

757
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,799
Speaker 7: going to time out myself, like every witching hour, I reckon,

758
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,879
Speaker 7: I put him on the time out chair and it's

759
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 7: not there then then, but then you put her on it.

760
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 7: She doesn't care. Walking up the steps the other day

761
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 7: and she's sitting there and he goes, oh, why are

762
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:58,320
Speaker 7: you there to mummy? Put you there anyway, Nah, I

763
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 7: just hit Max. I came and sat here. She puts

764
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:04,839
Speaker 7: herself there for a couple of minutes later, she's back

765
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 7: up and she belt him again. Wow, doesn't work.

766
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Speaker 3: For her, right, that is some flex from Scout.

767
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 6: Then she did that and she was like, I don't

768
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Speaker 6: care that I'm here, which gives me rights to go

769
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,360
Speaker 6: and bunch my brother again because you're just going to

770
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 6: send me back here.

771
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 2: And I've proved that I like it.

772
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:22,880
Speaker 3: It's a powerfulay.

773
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 2: Two years old. We're going to be talking more.

774
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 7: Everyone on the show is better than I am.

775
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so you're at the bottom of the pole.

776
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:33,920
Speaker 2: We're going to talk about all the other parenting styles

777
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,239
Speaker 2: on the show Parental Guidance, premieres tonight seven thirty on

778
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 2: Channel nine. Alli Langon is going to be hosting it,

779
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 2: and right up next we're going to be talking about

780
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 2: what French parenting, tiger parenting, free range parenting.

781
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:47,280
Speaker 3: I thought that was just with eggs.

782
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, same, We're going to find out what it

783
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,360
Speaker 2: is all about. Right up next on Will and Wooded,

784
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Speaker 2: we've got Ali Langdon, who joins us from the Today show.

785
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:58,839
Speaker 2: Parental Guidance premieres tonight seven thirty on Channel nine Woods.

786
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 3: And so far has been an ex still an ad

787
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 3: for condoms. Ali Langdon all the difficulties the parents.

788
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Speaker 4: And your show in particular, Ali focuses on a whole

789
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 4: bunch of different parenting styles. A few of them I recognize,

790
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 4: but you're going to have to run us through what

791
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:19,920
Speaker 4: Tiger parenting is.

792
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 2: Right.

793
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 7: The Tiger parent is based on his books, this American

794
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:26,320
Speaker 7: woman wrote, and it's sort of it's the Asian style

795
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 7: of parenting gorodly, where it is you push the kids

796
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 7: pretty hard and you've got to come first. It's all

797
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 7: about achievements. Their idea is that you find your fun

798
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:41,919
Speaker 7: and that's where the fun comes from succeeding. So they're

799
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,919
Speaker 7: pretty tough, and so they deliver like a pretty tough

800
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 7: message and timetable wrapped up in a whole lot of love.

801
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm a victim of I'm not a

802
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 2: victim of, but I feel like I'm a product of

803
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 2: tiger parenting.

804
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 3: You were a tiger.

805
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I wasn't the tiger. But listen to anything

806
00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 2: she just said. It has nothing to do with tigers.

807
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 3: I thought it was like more tigers because tigers are

808
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 3: tough on each other.

809
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 8: She didn't say.

810
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 2: Anything about that.

811
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 6: She said, it's more of an Asian parenting style. Like

812
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 6: a tiger is like a symbol for the Orient, So

813
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:11,360
Speaker 6: it's a tiger.

814
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:14,400
Speaker 2: It wasn't tiger or a metaphor for time.

815
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,359
Speaker 7: Trying to beat here, guys, this is just so much

816
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 7: more interesting.

817
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 2: Let's get I want to get you can I guess?

818
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 2: Can we ever guess at what another one of these

819
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 2: ones is? Then, Alie Woods, what do you reckon? Free

820
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 2: range parenting style is?

821
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 3: Let him go? As in like it's just like almost

822
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 3: like a non existent parent. So it's just like you guys,

823
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:39,960
Speaker 3: go to the playground, do what you want?

824
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 7: Is that right?

825
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:40,879
Speaker 2: Ali?

826
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,359
Speaker 7: Pretty much the kids make up their own rule.

827
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 2: So I think what's really fascinating about this is that,

828
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 2: like there are actually different ways of doing this. And

829
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 2: if you missed the first part of this chat, get

830
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 2: it on the podcast Will and Wood wherever you get podcasts.

831
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,279
Speaker 2: But you were saying before that you guys haven't sat

832
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,680
Speaker 2: down and had this chat. And yet naturally, whether you've

833
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 2: had the chat or not, you are going to adopt

834
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,240
Speaker 2: a parenting style for your kids, and as a result,

835
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:07,760
Speaker 2: those little humans as you've described them, Mac and Scout.

836
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 2: Your kids, they are going to grow up affected entirely

837
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 2: by how you choose to raise them. Does that scare

838
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 2: you at all?

839
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Speaker 7: They do not put that pressure on me.

840
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 2: But I'm serious though, But that's the truth, Like that

841
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 2: is the truth. Everything we know about, you know, like

842
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 2: inner child therapy and child narrative therapy and stuff, suggest

843
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:32,400
Speaker 2: that you can trace back your deficiencies as an adult

844
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 2: often too, like a really nasty thing that happened to

845
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 2: you largely because of how you were you were raised, and.

846
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,359
Speaker 7: The kids need something to talk to their therapists about when.

847
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 4: That great defense and no one can as well. I

848
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 4: think that's a good message for parents. No one's going

849
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,879
Speaker 4: to nail it. That's the best thing you can tell

850
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 4: a parent. I'm sure that's company for you as well, Alie,

851
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,399
Speaker 4: to know that you can't do it perfectly. And I'm

852
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 4: sure you show Tonight until God in seven thirty Tonight

853
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:03,080
Speaker 4: shows that as well.

854
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:06,320
Speaker 7: It does. It celebrates all the different pairing styles. It

855
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 7: gets pretty heated because we talk about like de smack

856
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 7: your kids, which you kid go off with a stranger,

857
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 7: but it's also very fun.

858
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 2: Are you a smacker. Have you been Have you been

859
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 2: a smacker?

860
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 5: Ol?

861
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 2: No?

862
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 7: And you know why because my kids tend to be.

863
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 7: We're not violent all the time with each other, but

864
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 7: they do wail in yeah, and when I'm pulling them

865
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 7: apart and going stop hitting his sist out.

866
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 2: And then you and then you do it, and then

867
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:30,439
Speaker 2: I do yeah.

868
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 6: Yeah.

869
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 7: So that's what you know. That's where I stand on it.

870
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 7: But we were as kids and it wasn't very often,

871
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:39,280
Speaker 7: but it was also effective. I'm going to say incredible.

872
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 7: Wooden spoon, I reckon.

873
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 2: I was smacked as a kids, like again, not very often,

874
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 2: but just knowing that it could happen.

875
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 3: I got the wooden spoon.

876
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 4: Although one day Ali the wooden spurn broke on my

877
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 4: ass and I've never felt more invincible.

878
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 3: I beat the spoon.

879
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 7: Sons of Steel.

880
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,879
Speaker 3: Absolutely a little subtleflex for me, no doubt.

881
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Speaker 6: It's a chance to tell Ellie how Rock had your

882
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 6: toosh boss a ten year old.

883
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:09,360
Speaker 2: Well done, Matte, all right, Ellie, Hey, thank you so

884
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Speaker 2: much for joining. It's always a pleasure to have you

885
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Speaker 2: on the show. And people can see on their TVs tonight,

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Speaker 2: As we said, Parental Guidance premiere tonight seven thirty Channel nine. Ellie.

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Speaker 2: Always great to have you on the show, Thanks for.

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Speaker 7: Joining us, mate, good to talk to you guys. Have

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Speaker 7: a good one.