Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 2: Good Morning, Patsy morning, good on and Jack Post.
Speaker 3: How are you guys?
Speaker 2: How was your weekend?
Speaker 3: Patsy?
Speaker 4: I didn't start off too well, to be honest, when
Speaker 4: I got home Friday after work. We have bin days
Speaker 4: on Friday, which is brilliant because then it's clear for
Speaker 4: the weekend.
Speaker 3: You know, So the garbos comes Saturday morning at your post.
Speaker 3: No Friday, Sorry, you meant Friday? It was midnight?
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no overnight. No, well it comes through the
Speaker 4: day of Friday. Anyway, So I got home and.
Speaker 2: Friday's ben day?
Speaker 4: Can we establish it?
Speaker 3: Still? Calling a bindai to me? Is the day you
Speaker 3: put the Friday day? We've established that anyway.
Speaker 4: We've started with the green bin. It was green bin
Speaker 4: day as well as normal household rubbish day, red lid.
Speaker 4: We've started putting the doggie poopoos in the green bean
Speaker 4: because we found out, well it's it's taken us all
Speaker 4: this time of dog ownership to realize that you can
Speaker 4: actually do that him with the grass clippings.
Speaker 5: And it's a hell of a smell every time open,
Speaker 5: especially at the moment this late summer it thugs up there.
Speaker 2: It's like a pooe clam chowder.
Speaker 3: Because you can put them in the green banby. You
Speaker 3: don't plastic bag him too, you just straight in with
Speaker 3: the lawny. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Anyway, so the bin the garbo had been by the
Speaker 4: time I got home, but obviously when he tipped the
Speaker 4: bin up and put it in his big munch Munch truck, Yeah,
Speaker 4: some of the pooh had spilt out onto our driveway.
Speaker 4: I thought it was dirt. It was, well, yeah, but
Speaker 4: smelly dirt. And so I've driven over it into the garage.
Speaker 4: So now I have a pooh trail from the road
Speaker 4: right up our driveway into our garage.
Speaker 3: There's an enormous dog as well, those big ones.
Speaker 5: You get the plan sleeve trail. What's the one down
Speaker 5: there like vapors? That's right, it's a donkey dog.
Speaker 3: So did your driver ris, it's got a dirt from
Speaker 3: the guard. It was like fish cuts you had under
Speaker 3: that car the other week.
Speaker 2: Who was there for days?
Speaker 4: So now fishcuts now doggy poo. So we had to
Speaker 4: get out there and presious, precious Brye.
Speaker 3: Surely just gonna if you're precious spray it goes.
Speaker 4: Somewhere, yeah, down the gutter, give us back, gives back
Speaker 4: to nature.
Speaker 2: Apologies everyone, but we're.
Speaker 6: Back the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Just like you were home alone this weekend with young Gordon.
Speaker 5: I was home alone my seventeen year old, and she
Speaker 5: would enjoy it because she reverted back to being like
Speaker 5: a little child. You know. I was talking last week
Speaker 5: Friday she went into hospital and she had four all
Speaker 5: four of her wisdom teeth taken out. My wife decided
Speaker 5: late Friday night, after just a couple of hours of
Speaker 5: being barked at by our seventeen year old daughter in pain,
Speaker 5: she was.
Speaker 2: Suddenly going to go away for the weekend.
Speaker 5: Were I was loaning that car at five pass Stakes Saturday.
Speaker 5: Part of the discussion, I've left the instruction four hours
Speaker 5: and those painkillers going down to Peninsula. It's a long way,
Speaker 5: It's not ten minutes. So I was with a seventeen
Speaker 5: year old who was in.
Speaker 3: A lot of pain.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of pain. And obviously when we're in
Speaker 5: a lot of pain, we get crouchy, gramachy, grouchy thag
Speaker 5: you chack. We're not the best version of ourselves. So
Speaker 5: I've had quite the weekend and so she's just got
Speaker 5: fed up as well. I was like having sweet smoothies
Speaker 5: because that's all she could have, right, she said, on
Speaker 5: some calms or something savory. So I said, do you
Speaker 5: know what, I'm going to be in it right with you. Okay,
Speaker 5: I'm just going to have what you're having now.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well no, it got about five o'clock Saturday afternoon.
Speaker 3: I was thinking, I am so liquid meals all day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but only been seven hours Jack, and I was like,
Speaker 5: I'm ordering, I'm tapping out. I'm ordering a pizza. But
Speaker 5: she won't know. She's like dozing upstairs. She only strong
Speaker 5: paintings every couple of hours. I knew had a window,
Speaker 5: but half an hour when she's fiercely so I thought,
Speaker 5: I meet the Domolo's guy outside. And so I started
Speaker 5: eating this pizza, almost giving myself indigestion. Sat on the
Speaker 5: step of my own house, chewing it down. Suddenly the
Speaker 5: dogs started barking because they could see me out as
Speaker 5: I actually swore, swearing at the dogs. Then suddenly at
Speaker 5: the window of the door, I see my daughter's big
Speaker 5: moon puppy face and just her staring at me, her
Speaker 5: eyes beating minus.
Speaker 2: Like I just had the last slice. I'd almost done it.
Speaker 2: She looked at me and turned off, so she didn't
Speaker 2: just say anything.
Speaker 3: I have to like wipe.
Speaker 2: I was quite a mess.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Okay, sorry, I'm human.
Speaker 2: I'm hearing you said you beat it with me. I lied.
Speaker 2: I lied.
Speaker 6: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: A lot of talk on the show recently about crocs.
Speaker 5: Jack post on that head alone as a croc lover
Speaker 5: you'll be You'll love an email I got over the
Speaker 5: we can't Christian. I'm sorry to report that I have
Speaker 5: an amazing croc shoe sighting. I saw Jack Black on
Speaker 5: Sunday on the Project wearing crocs.
Speaker 3: He was but croced.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's something to do with the name Jack.
Speaker 5: Correspondent Karenin says here, I was shocked to see CROs
Speaker 5: on the feet of a superstar on national TV.
Speaker 2: What is the world coming to? That is from cowening.
Speaker 5: All right, so let's go now to the one second Winner,
Speaker 5: which your game we play every Monday morning. I've got
Speaker 5: a load of songs from a certain year. It's nineteen
Speaker 5: eighty nine.
Speaker 2: This year.
Speaker 5: The Cold War ended in nineteen eighty nine, with the
Speaker 5: Berlin Wall coming down and David Hausehoff sang looking for
Speaker 5: Freedom on top of that wall, Jim Black Patty the
Speaker 5: wall coming down here.
Speaker 4: Huge, massive, messive story and that song was messy. He's
Speaker 4: huge over there.
Speaker 2: Massive.
Speaker 5: His biggest fan base is in Germany. Go figure, rest
Speaker 5: of the world. Kind of like, eh, it was Germany girl.
Speaker 2: We love.
Speaker 3: This high kind of techno German rock. Excuse my ignorance
Speaker 3: because I haven't seen the footage. Was it a spontaneous thing?
Speaker 3: Did you get up on the warm thing? Or was
Speaker 3: it a concert that they put on?
Speaker 2: Is a concert?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he wasn't driving around a kit kick trove in
Speaker 5: the wall. That's how it came down.
Speaker 3: Was spontaneous, I thought ye in.
Speaker 5: The interpression, Hey guys, I'm n even the house off
Speaker 5: quick before you put it down under an impromptu gig.
Speaker 3: I'm just looking for free.
Speaker 2: I haven't gone an hour on the car, so I
Speaker 2: can't do that encore.
Speaker 3: Good to know, it's good to know. We're all learning,
Speaker 3: oh every single day.
Speaker 5: Also in nineteen eighty nine, The Simpsons, sigin Feld, and
Speaker 5: Baywatch all premiered What What Are You? And Taylor Swift
Speaker 5: was born to Andrea and Scott Swift. Andrea. Her mum's
Speaker 5: the marketing except I didn't know this about a dad,
Speaker 5: a third generation president at America's biggest wealth management phone.
Speaker 4: Very highly educated, her parents, big jobs jobs.
Speaker 5: This isn't from nineteen eighteen number one. I don't know
Speaker 5: what we've got in case we're going swift? The name Belle?
Speaker 3: Is this Tatus Swift? All right?
Speaker 2: So let's go to a nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 5: I've got some big hits from nineteen eighteen nine, but
Speaker 5: just one second of them?
Speaker 2: You too? Ready to take each other?
Speaker 5: Ready, let's play? Who is this from nineteen eighty nine?
Speaker 2: Huge hits?
Speaker 5: I'm giving it to Jackie Boy, I know the same
Speaker 5: time he started it.
Speaker 4: We needed to judge for this. You don't on a
Speaker 4: new someone impartial, No one.
Speaker 3: More impartial than me. All right?
Speaker 2: Who is this?
Speaker 3: Patsy?
Speaker 2: This is?
Speaker 3: I think she's one of your spirit friends.
Speaker 4: Oh got no, it's not Kate push is it?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 4: Got no idea?
Speaker 8: Oh my god?
Speaker 9: It's best.
Speaker 3: Middler was very impartial.
Speaker 4: From the Beaches soundtrack.
Speaker 3: Indeed, answer a.
Speaker 2: Lot to sound it. Very educated parents.
Speaker 4: Which is meaning they are cashed up because they're good jobs.
Speaker 4: I'm going to shut up. Now play the next.
Speaker 2: So I love all the pop up facts.
Speaker 3: I would love no passlehoff and educated in that car
Speaker 3: one day. Hey, hey, what's its freedom?
Speaker 2: I've got a song about that. We're good to go,
Speaker 2: all right? Who is this great tune?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 2: That's the game?
Speaker 4: Can you do it again?
Speaker 3: What is that.
Speaker 2: Great chunter move? Okay? You people all over the place?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: Who is this?
Speaker 2: You both get this?
Speaker 4: Oh like a motion.
Speaker 3: From a big movie Ghostbusters? No, no, no, no, no, I
Speaker 3: don't know what.
Speaker 2: No bad dance, Prince.
Speaker 3: I have no idea what this thing is?
Speaker 5: That?
Speaker 2: What the school so far?
Speaker 3: It want? All right?
Speaker 2: This one is an easy one.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, I can.
Speaker 3: Turn back time?
Speaker 2: Jack? When's it?
Speaker 4: I think I should get half a point because I
Speaker 4: did interject.
Speaker 3: With ship the answer?
Speaker 2: Jack? Guess five? Patsy, guess half. We played this a lot,
Speaker 2: so say a little too much. Oh come on, Patsy,
Speaker 2: where were you?
Speaker 4: I was right behind him?
Speaker 3: All right? Last one on this? Why don't we res
Speaker 3: set all the schools? Zero? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Shootouts?
Speaker 2: Who's this?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah? Smooth criminal Michael Jackson?
Speaker 3: Do you want to go? Patsy? Wow? Don Patsy?
Speaker 4: Well, I should get it because it's my genre, isn't it.
Speaker 4: They'd be trouble if I just genre eighty nine.
Speaker 2: Come on, come on, come on, this is this is it?
Speaker 3: All right? We got the news coming up next.
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Speaker 5: On Friday's show, we were giving away slamps of meat
Speaker 5: pies a rio.
Speaker 2: Something interesting happened.
Speaker 7: Did you know that they have a little four and
Speaker 7: twenty van that drives around to all the all of
Speaker 7: them to a bunch of trade sites and sells them
Speaker 7: there for trade's to buy meat pies for breakfast. So
Speaker 7: there's a meat man meat there is like a like
Speaker 7: a food truck like an ice cream van, but it's
Speaker 7: a four and twenty.
Speaker 5: I hope plays like some chimes for the plays case on.
Speaker 5: But we were hoping to get some how did you
Speaker 5: know did you see the truck come here?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 7: No, we we were organizing for the truck yet to
Speaker 7: come to the station to give us a bunch of.
Speaker 2: Pies like a four and twenty meat van.
Speaker 7: Yeah, meat van a pie guy, and he sold out
Speaker 7: before he could come to the station.
Speaker 3: So people that many people are having pies for brecky.
Speaker 7: That must be like thousands of trades are having pires.
Speaker 2: To start their early early on.
Speaker 7: This was this is before eight am? So between did
Speaker 7: you have.
Speaker 2: A pie right now?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I couldn't know, but they mate, you know.
Speaker 5: By nine o'clock stuff like that, maybe even even half
Speaker 5: of one. But beginning of day with a pie in
Speaker 5: your stomach one of those. I'm not sure I could
Speaker 5: do that.
Speaker 3: But we're not on the tools. Maybe for training.
Speaker 5: I am these faders. They're heavier than they look. The
Speaker 5: sharpie pen is at least two grams. These hands are
Speaker 5: the man who doesn't honest today's work.
Speaker 4: And they're washing it down with about two chocolate coffees.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that Visa Monster energy drink.
Speaker 5: You see them in those suits up V eight utes
Speaker 5: coming down and and I do in the morning doing
Speaker 5: battle with them, and they're.
Speaker 2: Like shoving it energy drink, Red Bull. So what are
Speaker 2: we thinking that?
Speaker 5: What did the trades eat more have a bigger breakfast
Speaker 5: than the rest of us would like?
Speaker 2: Weight jobs?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, well, this is surely only the tip
Speaker 7: of the iceberg. Like some of them are having pis,
Speaker 7: but I figure some of them are having.
Speaker 3: What do you think they're having a banquet? Frio says
Speaker 3: it runs deep let's start.
Speaker 2: This goes right to the top. So what are we asking?
Speaker 7: I could to ask trades, what are you having for breakfast?
Speaker 7: Especially if it's a bold breakfast like a pie? We
Speaker 7: already know a lot of you are having pis? What else?
Speaker 7: What other horrors are you having for breakfast?
Speaker 5: Do you think they have a breakfast at like eight
Speaker 5: or nine when they've done an hour or two's work?
Speaker 4: Yeah, morning, there's morning.
Speaker 3: More pies? Yeah, they're not nocturnal.
Speaker 7: They need something to start the damdes I reckon, they're
Speaker 7: eating something already. Some of them are already lining their
Speaker 7: thumbs with pies, with v's, with big m's. I want
Speaker 7: to know what else they've put in their stuff.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, trades, give us a called.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast Trades.
Speaker 5: We want to know how do you start your morning?
Speaker 5: What do you have for breakfast? We have Tom on
Speaker 5: the line right now, who I think is about to
Speaker 5: get breakfast that the Marcas drive through.
Speaker 2: Tommy, are you really at Macas?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Absolutely, good morning.
Speaker 5: So Tom, is this a Monday thing or is this
Speaker 5: every morning? You go to the drive through and get
Speaker 5: some to eat.
Speaker 11: That's a little bit of a when I'm running a
Speaker 11: late for work in the morning, being.
Speaker 5: That's no better way to stay late than I don't
Speaker 5: want to have a little drive through breakfast?
Speaker 2: And what kind of trade here are you?
Speaker 3: Tom?
Speaker 2: What do you do?
Speaker 11: I work in construction?
Speaker 3: Gotcha?
Speaker 2: Right? Okay, that really narrows it down. And yeah, high
Speaker 2: high rise? Gotcha? All right?
Speaker 5: So Tom, which mac has drive through? We at my friend?
Speaker 5: Where are you?
Speaker 11: Where I call the parking inbound?
Speaker 3: Gotcha?
Speaker 2: Busy this morning? How many cars already ahead of you
Speaker 2: in the little you turn?
Speaker 3: None?
Speaker 12: Surprising you?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: Pole position?
Speaker 11: There's no there's no one in front of me. I'm
Speaker 11: clear to go.
Speaker 2: Well, go off your head. We don't want to interrupt
Speaker 2: the breakfast.
Speaker 3: Go go go, especially if this is a time saving mission.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it kind of is. If I get your bustards
Speaker 11: come running away for work?
Speaker 2: All right, Tom? Do you already know what you're gonna have?
Speaker 2: Or you're gonna have a look at the menu? Sure?
Speaker 11: Do I know exactly what I'm getting? Can please get
Speaker 11: a double baking an egg muffin meal with an almond
Speaker 11: cappuccino played small size? That's all?
Speaker 13: Thanks?
Speaker 2: Is a good breakfast?
Speaker 3: Would you be?
Speaker 2: He sat there all sort of water and just sort
Speaker 2: of going what do you want?
Speaker 3: What do you want? I mean he could have been
Speaker 3: there overnight guy as well, could midnight, exig night.
Speaker 5: He's not working in I rights construction, living the dream? Okay, Tom,
Speaker 5: can't it be like Tom?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: And and you've got to move forward now to go
Speaker 2: and pay.
Speaker 9: I did.
Speaker 11: I'm not the mean they're now waiting for all mate.
Speaker 11: I think he's just said taking an order from the
Speaker 11: car behind me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a busy guy. As he moved around there,
Speaker 5: and he put the people in there that work. There's
Speaker 5: wearing road of skates. They can move around a bit quicker.
Speaker 11: And we're paid, and we're going to.
Speaker 5: Get the position in the car right with It's easy
Speaker 5: little lean out run that thing. We have to lean forward.
Speaker 5: Sometimes you don't get it aligned up exactly. They can't
Speaker 5: feel bad if that happens.
Speaker 11: They've got to lean in, thanks very much. And that's see.
Speaker 11: That's probably the best go through service that I've ever
Speaker 11: had here.
Speaker 2: Well then you go.
Speaker 3: Cold apart.
Speaker 2: Marks just the place to be in a Monday at
Speaker 2: ten to seven. Get down there.
Speaker 11: That's it all right, enjoy Yeah, I'll get stuck in.
Speaker 5: You get stuck in my friend, you get stuck. You
Speaker 5: don't worry about being late. You enjoy that breakfast sat
Speaker 5: in the car park.
Speaker 6: There you're listening to the question you know Carl Show podcast.
Speaker 5: I don't know how we got into it, but a
Speaker 5: couple of weeks ago we were talking about the difference
Speaker 5: in the quality of your life when you upgrade to
Speaker 5: a king bed. I said, West, we should give it,
Speaker 5: we should give them away. There's been such a so
Speaker 5: many people were emailing a text going really does it
Speaker 5: really make a difference? And it genuinely, hands down makes
Speaker 5: a difference. If you look after your sleep, your rest
Speaker 5: of your life gets a little bit easier. When you
Speaker 5: start the day with a decent night sleep and having
Speaker 5: that bigger bed. You're on top of each other, you're
Speaker 5: not doing the battle of you're putting on this on
Speaker 5: that there's there's there's enough room for you to be together.
Speaker 5: But importantly everybody said, oh so part as well in
Speaker 5: that nomad's that we have a kingy to give away
Speaker 5: every single day this week. I'm so excited. This is
Speaker 5: our gift to you guys after seven o'clock this morning
Speaker 5: right now, though, trade ees, what are you beginning your
Speaker 5: day with?
Speaker 2: What are you eating?
Speaker 3: On? Nine?
Speaker 5: Four? One four one oh four three? That's got a Daniel?
Speaker 5: First of all, good morning.
Speaker 2: Daniel, got im I hay gone good Daniel.
Speaker 3: So are your trade? Are you already on the road?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Mite?
Speaker 5: And you were at work already or you just left
Speaker 5: home or pulled over the chat to us?
Speaker 3: Daniel?
Speaker 13: Na just done hollow straight at the minute.
Speaker 2: And what kind of trading are you? Carpenter? Okay? Now,
Speaker 2: so how what do you have for breakfast? How do
Speaker 2: you begin the day?
Speaker 9: A couple of dimmies washed down with a red bull?
Speaker 3: Mate?
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 5: One?
Speaker 3: Two? Three?
Speaker 2: Dim sims?
Speaker 3: How many with the red bull? No?
Speaker 12: Just too mate, just too No?
Speaker 2: Your limits everyone know your limits, came moderator.
Speaker 3: You got to look after yourself.
Speaker 2: You have and what time when you have that? Have
Speaker 2: you already had that? This morning?
Speaker 3: You'll have?
Speaker 2: Mate?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So is that at home?
Speaker 3: You wake up?
Speaker 2: Before you put the big boot?
Speaker 9: I just just drop in the Ludel monchies a little
Speaker 9: tuck shop, mate, go a couple of dimmies breakfast to champion?
Speaker 2: And is that is that? Five days a week down?
Speaker 2: You're back in there tomorrow doing.
Speaker 9: That Now I'll change it up here and may get
Speaker 9: some chicken strips, maybe a spring.
Speaker 2: Roll yepah, all right, Daniel, good on. You have a
Speaker 2: good day, thanks mate. So yeah, Jimmy, good morning, Jimmy,
Speaker 2: you going, I'm good. So Jimmy, what's this your tready
Speaker 2: breakfast mate of choice? What do you have?
Speaker 10: Oh? I've just got back in the car and seeing
Speaker 10: my Mam Regie. It's seven eleven. Just got two choppy
Speaker 10: muffins here and a big old coffee to wash it
Speaker 10: all down with.
Speaker 2: Hang on a minute, you going double muffin?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 13: One win to start the day up.
Speaker 10: I've got the choky Mrking here and then, you know,
Speaker 10: sometimes when I feel like I need a bit more health,
Speaker 10: I've got the blueberry muffin as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, blueberry brain food.
Speaker 5: You think that it's one of the superfoods buried in there.
Speaker 5: They only ever one point three blueberries in those big
Speaker 5: old muffins. It's mainly muffin.
Speaker 10: I just thought the count. You know, you's got to
Speaker 10: put the fet fuel in before building this beautiful nation
Speaker 10: that we live in.
Speaker 5: So is it double muffins every day? Or is that
Speaker 5: just on a Monday to get you going? For the week, Jimmy.
Speaker 10: Every single day it's a say good time the seven
Speaker 10: eleven trip in the morning for the trades.
Speaker 2: Or how that is incredible.
Speaker 3: I always say that once you've had one muffin, you're
Speaker 3: good for a couple of week. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 10: Look, it's very towering. We're carrying your nation on your shoulders.
Speaker 10: But you got to do what you don't you do it.
Speaker 5: You're at the front line there, Jimmy in this country.
Speaker 5: Thanks you, Jimmy. Enjoy your double muffins today, thanks to
Speaker 5: Cool the show.
Speaker 2: Take care. But Brad, good morning.
Speaker 11: Morning.
Speaker 5: Now, Brad, it does sound busy a background you you
Speaker 5: run a Trady Cafe?
Speaker 14: Yes, I do.
Speaker 12: It's actually called Trady Cafe.
Speaker 14: Yes, I'm just gonna have to step outside, but carry on.
Speaker 3: It's all right. You got to customers there.
Speaker 12: There's customers.
Speaker 14: But I'm just cooking up a few brecky wraps and
Speaker 14: rolls and muffins and chicken strips and dimmies and spring
Speaker 14: rolls and everything that's everyone's mentioned.
Speaker 5: I get us hungry, and none of us have eaten bread.
Speaker 5: So what about say, first of all, give yourself a.
Speaker 2: Plug, mate.
Speaker 12: Okay, So we're based in Koyer up. So yeah, it's
Speaker 12: called Trady caf with a K kaf. So yeah, we
Speaker 12: created the business just basically because there's no food for
Speaker 12: trade's and all that. That's all ready made and they
Speaker 12: can come in, get their coffee and grab whatever they
Speaker 12: want to eat for breakfast, lunch.
Speaker 2: And go, Sony, how many years you been going?
Speaker 12: Just over a year?
Speaker 5: Right, And I'll tell you what as we've learned this one,
Speaker 5: those trades are really hungry in the morning. So how
Speaker 5: many will you get in by like eight o'clock? You've
Speaker 5: had quite a few customers already.
Speaker 14: We're open five.
Speaker 12: As soon as we flicked the lights.
Speaker 5: It came on and they come in by that little
Speaker 5: side window. What have you got going on there?
Speaker 2: What's the deal?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 12: They come in in droves and truck stop and all
Speaker 12: that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2: What are your big sellers?
Speaker 3: What's the biggest center? What do people really have there?
Speaker 15: Uh?
Speaker 12: Brecky wraps like egg bacon, hash brown, barbecue sauces, that's
Speaker 12: the main one. In the morning obviously, pegg and bake
Speaker 12: and rolls and muffins, and then hamburgers with a lot.
Speaker 3: Morning hamburgers.
Speaker 2: Hamburgers in the.
Speaker 14: Morning on a Friday morning, you will get requests for
Speaker 14: a little hangover cure. That can be Hamburger with a
Speaker 14: Lot or Nashville Chicken Burger is a big one to
Speaker 14: start your weekend. One of one of Nicole's homemade pause
Speaker 14: the Chanky Beef for.
Speaker 12: The pepper boo.
Speaker 2: I mean sounds beautiful.
Speaker 5: Now, wonder those portaloos that they have out in the
Speaker 5: front there absolutely stink by Matt Lunsteine.
Speaker 2: This has to come out.
Speaker 3: That's why it's called that TV show is called the Blog.
Speaker 2: So those trad.
Speaker 5: Brad Brad, thank you very much to stepping outside. You
Speaker 5: better get back to your customers. Thank you very much.
Speaker 6: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
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Speaker 3: Send Christian test.
Speaker 16: Using six words or less, telling.
Speaker 3: About your week. Did you hike on?
Speaker 7: Go to judge to confess?
Speaker 5: Every week it's a bang for me. This what what
Speaker 5: what's happening over the weekend? Is he found the big gen?
Speaker 5: What did confess?
Speaker 3: Why do you do away with rhyming as well. What
Speaker 3: happened to rhyme?
Speaker 5: Rhyme?
Speaker 3: What is it rhyme with?
Speaker 7: Last time you complained that I was rhyming the two
Speaker 7: words in the same line together.
Speaker 3: I'm still like orbing or what was the other nonsense
Speaker 3: first rhymes of text.
Speaker 7: Yeah, come on, that's good stuff.
Speaker 5: Go and confess wonder which which we changed over the
Speaker 5: weekend direction of the show. Confess you sinners, then we
Speaker 5: fetch the lines, so they said. With the Christians, everything
Speaker 5: is okay, guys, he says, coming up soon. This show
Speaker 5: needs all the rest. We all need the rest six weekend.
Speaker 4: What happened to you allegations of cheating at mini golf.
Speaker 4: There's a new Ubu mini golf course out at Wyndham
Speaker 4: Harbor Harbor and Harbor Harbor.
Speaker 15: And the like.
Speaker 2: I said, thank god it is early this year.
Speaker 7: So we thought, I didn't know.
Speaker 3: You're on the harbor over there, y.
Speaker 5: Harbor at a little Fisherman.
Speaker 4: It's brilliant jack, So we took audrough there yesterday. It's
Speaker 4: it's a massive course. It's eighteen holes of mini holes and.
Speaker 2: It's great fun.
Speaker 3: It's a new one.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: One of my favorite things still to do.
Speaker 2: With the kids I love.
Speaker 4: If we didn't fight the whole time, it's as bad
Speaker 4: as playing a game of phenom.
Speaker 5: There were certain people who take it way too seriously
Speaker 5: and will cheat.
Speaker 3: Which one are you?
Speaker 5: Well, everyone cheating, We're going to be okay with this,
Speaker 5: but we're not going to get PTSD to When I
Speaker 5: took the team to play well, I thought would be
Speaker 5: a team bonding experience of playing mini golf and someone.
Speaker 3: I just wanted us to play by the rules. And
Speaker 3: there were a lot of suspects scoring going on. I'm saying,
Speaker 3: there's other members of the team you shouldn't should be
Speaker 3: named that had very suspiciously.
Speaker 15: Wow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well we couldn't even get to the seventh hole
Speaker 4: without a flight.
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 2: I believe I've got some audio here so where which Chris.
Speaker 4: Chris accused me of skipping holes, which is an absolute falsehood.
Speaker 3: But don't you don't you play together?
Speaker 5: Yeah for the last person, then you up the scores and.
Speaker 3: Say like I've already gone, No, what was happening?
Speaker 4: I was so good, I was so on fire that
Speaker 4: I said, you know what, you two can catch up.
Speaker 4: I'll keep going.
Speaker 5: And Mom's a real who Okay, Mama Michelson just holding
Speaker 5: it in one birdies everywhere.
Speaker 4: And the twelve year old was just playing like hockey.
Speaker 4: She wasn't actually hitting the.
Speaker 3: Masters.
Speaker 2: You buy some new fake harbor.
Speaker 4: You got the audio there.
Speaker 2: This does not sound like a fun time.
Speaker 8: You want.
Speaker 3: It's a rough work style.
Speaker 4: If the rock play from the rock, how can I
Speaker 4: possibly play it next to a rock?
Speaker 3: That's that's the rules of the game.
Speaker 4: It's unwritten more in many goals.
Speaker 3: With Chris on that you want to move it, that's fine.
Speaker 2: You got to drop a shot, but the.
Speaker 4: Ball had gone under like under this ledge of a rock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have all the natural houses.
Speaker 3: That's what's great about mini goals.
Speaker 4: This was very hazardous. It was very very on the
Speaker 4: rough and so I just got.
Speaker 3: They have stuff on these houses.
Speaker 2: You go through the windmill or Elvis.
Speaker 3: You can't go to the front desk and there's a
Speaker 3: bunch of rocks and on the course.
Speaker 2: Basically wind and that water thing as well.
Speaker 4: Physically could not access the ball. I had to like such.
Speaker 5: The fun of it is like mumbledown with a lag
Speaker 5: up on a rock and you know, trick shot it
Speaker 5: out of scoop it.
Speaker 4: It was in amongst grass and brushes and I thought
Speaker 4: there might be a tiger snake or something in here.
Speaker 4: It's safety. It was safety.
Speaker 3: Oh wow? And was that before or after you started
Speaker 3: playing on your own? And I'll see you guys play that.
Speaker 4: I get a hole in one, Chris reckons He didn't
Speaker 4: see it yet again cheating and I did, I've got
Speaker 4: a hole in one.
Speaker 6: Well, Christ you know Connell's show podcast Chris.
Speaker 5: Buzzard Gray surname the Buzzard the buzz Actually there's a
Speaker 5: radio station somewhere called He listened to eighty seven nine
Speaker 5: The buzz broad Baby stuff for the first time over
Speaker 5: the weekend. Very expensive, yes, it is very expensive. One
Speaker 5: of you went hard yesterday for Sir Patrick's Day. May
Speaker 5: sm Patrick's Day. It's basically drinking festival, is it? You know,
Speaker 5: various countries have their day and they for Irish beef.
Speaker 5: It's mainly whenever it's on the news is tasty face
Speaker 5: Irish people and ginger beer were getting drunk someone in
Speaker 5: a bar.
Speaker 3: I don't know the story of Saint Patrick, but he.
Speaker 2: Wasn't getting drunk.
Speaker 5: Did he banish the snakes out of island and then
Speaker 5: go and you know, drink his white guineas turn my
Speaker 5: blood type into guinness, roughly Christian. This is why I
Speaker 5: don't listen to ABC in the morning anymore. They don't
Speaker 5: give away beds. Thank you, You're welcome both sons into
Speaker 5: basketball Grand Finals. That's from proud Dad Anthony. Great news,
Speaker 5: tough luck. Jeffrey Watson got bitten by a copperhead snake.
Speaker 3: That one.
Speaker 4: I don't know we had copperheads, Yeah, we do down
Speaker 4: along the coast harbor.
Speaker 2: They be at the harbor. Yeah, well they might be
Speaker 2: real hazard and a mini.
Speaker 4: Golf polo bay sort of along the surf coast.
Speaker 2: What do you found out?
Speaker 3: Ven The venom is powerfully cytotoxic.
Speaker 2: Now it goes in through the limp system, I believe.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's as deadly as like a tiger
Speaker 4: or brown.
Speaker 5: I suck it up, Jef and get to work, man.
Speaker 5: Call him a pussy like we had that. You think
Speaker 5: Sam Kur didn't go strong enough on that London copper
Speaker 5: She would have just knocked him out the smile. If
Speaker 5: I want to throw up in this taxi, it's up
Speaker 5: to me. I want to go mate and catch chat
Speaker 5: the ripper.
Speaker 4: Have you got any leads in that case, what about
Speaker 4: the copperhead chat?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what about that copperhead? They are highly toxic phyto toxic,
Speaker 3: toxic or deadly cyto toxic.
Speaker 4: What's different?
Speaker 5: Toxic become deadly called in now nine four one form
Speaker 5: what we call the toxic phone.
Speaker 4: In it wouldn't be nice.
Speaker 2: You don't want to You last thing.
Speaker 5: You want in life is to have damaged cells, sunk
Speaker 5: my tiney and Lake Elder and last.
Speaker 3: That is deadly venomous bubbles and dumplings at Tromana Beach.
Speaker 3: That's from Jane.
Speaker 5: Very nice fishing charter is scorted by dolphins. Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: that sounds amazing, said, they hire these outriders and I
Speaker 5: like bikey.
Speaker 2: Dolphins know we can to put their leather gear on.
Speaker 3: Thy Christians last week tried to tell me your fair
Speaker 3: Pats that he rode on dolphins, but not part of
Speaker 3: like something that like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and they know they know exactly how much pressure
Speaker 5: to guide you around. Yeah, my wife and I and
Speaker 5: then this trip they took us to this some sort
Speaker 5: of reservoir where dolphins were.
Speaker 3: I'm not it's also the that's what it was.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there was a water tank all right, my six
Speaker 5: word weekend my six word weekend are the choices we
Speaker 5: make in life. Saturday morning, right, and I'm suddenly behind
Speaker 5: her walking on this road and there where I live,
Speaker 5: And I'm suddenly behind a little girl. And in one
Speaker 5: hand she has an ice cream and the other hand
Speaker 5: she's struggling with her pink cut little bites got ribbons
Speaker 5: on it. So Dad has got the dogs. He's up
Speaker 5: front and he's going, come on now. And she's struggling
Speaker 5: because obviously she's got this ice cream in one hand,
Speaker 5: which is requiring a lot of attention and folks, and
Speaker 5: then this bike that she's struggling with. And in that moment,
Speaker 5: she I can see she's gonna have to make a choice.
Speaker 5: She's gonna have to ditch this bike or ditch the
Speaker 5: ice cream, and you know which way she goes. Suddenly
Speaker 5: the bike falls to the ground and she starts licking
Speaker 5: the ice cream. Dad's a bit grumpy. It's a Saturday
Speaker 5: Morning's about nine o'clock. He turns around and he starts
Speaker 5: telling her off. I say, how far have you got
Speaker 5: to go? I'll carry the bike. He goes, oh, thanks, mate,
Speaker 5: We're just we're just at the end of the road.
Speaker 5: So I now I'm joining them, right, I'm now behind
Speaker 5: this procession of strangers.
Speaker 3: But I'm with them.
Speaker 5: But I now have I've got to bend down because
Speaker 5: there's a little kids by, you know, And I'm a
Speaker 5: lot of one key amble angle now. But I in
Speaker 5: my other hand, I have a trade with two coffees.
Speaker 5: So I now and it's you know where they starts
Speaker 5: to slash in you and scold you. And now I'm instantly,
Speaker 5: instantly regretting offering to help. And I suddenly and I
Speaker 5: go to him. Is it at the end of the road,
Speaker 5: because I know this is a really long road.
Speaker 3: Now you need a kind of stranger behind. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: so solid. It's so solid.
Speaker 5: I managed to stagger there and there was literally my arm,
Speaker 5: the inside of my right arm.
Speaker 3: Is still red. I was scolded, I spent.
Speaker 5: By the time I got there, there was hardly any coffee
Speaker 5: in these cups. It was all over me. And but
Speaker 5: I still manatually get that bike then in one piece.
Speaker 5: I didn't drop the bike. Jackie boy, what's your six word?
Speaker 2: Weekend?
Speaker 3: Mine was the boys will play while Bianchor is away.
Speaker 3: I had Gordy all weekend while my wife is on
Speaker 3: a three night overnight hiking trip in New South Wales
Speaker 3: off Comms by the way, So we haven't heard from
Speaker 3: me yet.
Speaker 2: Well, I thought that was her choice.
Speaker 3: She's got Crystal Fair exactly.
Speaker 2: It can do some of they ever lifting for condidates.
Speaker 3: No, every gram counts when you're doing a hike. So
Speaker 3: she didn't even want to take an extra battery patch
Speaker 3: your phone.
Speaker 2: Sure, great story, b anchor, wink wink.
Speaker 3: But I'm happy to say did very well.
Speaker 4: Well are you exhausted?
Speaker 3: The thing is like, it's fine, It's just you do
Speaker 3: find yourself getting bored sometimes. I love I love hanging
Speaker 3: out with him, but it's just repeating the same thing
Speaker 3: again and again going.
Speaker 2: It's a thing when they're very young.
Speaker 3: It's like there's magical moments.
Speaker 5: You have to have those match points and those other
Speaker 5: bits where oh, we're going to play this again, and
Speaker 5: it's those games that you have to we're playing at
Speaker 5: real time. It's like my daughter's had this little wooden kitchen,
Speaker 5: right and they would I'd have to go in and
Speaker 5: endele this missus Coggin's kitchen, and we'd have very strict
Speaker 5: rules and I have to drink in a maagining cup
Speaker 5: of tea at the same time it would take me
Speaker 5: to have an actual cup of tea real time. You could,
Speaker 5: I could be in there. I don't need any more tea.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I I put some more matching teas being born.
Speaker 5: It could be an hour or two on a Sunday
Speaker 5: morning and you look at the cloth thinking, yeah, it was.
Speaker 2: Ten to seven.
Speaker 3: That's been here and six Yeah when I saw it
Speaker 3: last time, you guys on Friday. That seems like a
Speaker 3: year ago to me because they're magical moments.
Speaker 2: Magical moment on repeat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, up and down?
Speaker 2: So what was he playing? What was he playing? What
Speaker 2: was he doing?
Speaker 3: Wait, we were at the playground for an hour forty
Speaker 3: five minutes, top and down that. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And they seem to be in their own little head,
Speaker 5: aren't they. They've got a game being played in the
Speaker 5: head that.
Speaker 3: You're a part. Yes, but you have to be therefore,
Speaker 3: you have to be there. And they're like, they see you.
Speaker 5: The only time they see you watching them is when
Speaker 5: that one one moment you look at your phone and
Speaker 5: get out your pile.
Speaker 3: I've been looking out for seventeen minutes. My eyes are.
Speaker 6: Cal you're listening to the Christian Carl Show. Podcast.
Speaker 5: All right, so we have every single day this week
Speaker 5: thanks to sleep Maker. We make sleep right here in Australia.
Speaker 5: We have a king bed every single day to give
Speaker 5: away to you. It's the base, it's the mattress. It's
Speaker 5: a better you. I'm telling you now, hand and heart,
Speaker 5: when you make the change and you go from your
Speaker 5: small bed into a king size one. Right, it's we're
Speaker 5: all in king sized beds, aren't you? Never go never
Speaker 5: go back when you go into the Airbnb and they've
Speaker 5: got one of those little titchy beds that oh my god,
Speaker 5: it's a queen.
Speaker 3: It's a queen, Sarah.
Speaker 2: I don't mind me.
Speaker 3: You're the one that kicks up at you're on top
Speaker 3: of each other. You're feeling limbs kicking.
Speaker 2: Your brain to get back home, get back in that king.
Speaker 8: Jimmy, gimmy, gimme a king. Keep asleep.
Speaker 7: Beat this double bit of small our marriages on the break.
Speaker 8: Jimmy, gimme gimme a king. Keep asleep. Christian, won't you
Speaker 8: give me a benefit for a king?
Speaker 2: Very good will?
Speaker 3: That's pretty good. Hi lines are open now.
Speaker 2: All I need to do is call us up and
Speaker 2: say give me the king.
Speaker 3: E nine four one four, one oh four three.
Speaker 2: Why do you urgently need a better bed?
Speaker 5: It might be young kids coming in there now there's
Speaker 5: even less real estate in the bed. Is your marriage
Speaker 5: on the rocks because of all the limbs, and you're
Speaker 5: arguing about how small the bed is.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Every single day this week, then we're giving you a
Speaker 5: king bed, better night's sleep. It's a game changer, and
Speaker 5: judging by the man of people trying to call in
Speaker 5: right now, you get it. So we got one to
Speaker 5: give away every single day this week on the show
Speaker 5: on nine four one four one o four.
Speaker 2: Three this morning. It's very simple.
Speaker 5: You call us up, you jump on the show and
Speaker 5: you say, give me the KINGI and tell us why
Speaker 5: you really need it.
Speaker 8: Jimmy, Jimmy, gimme a king keep asleep.
Speaker 7: Beat this double beds of small our marriages on the brig.
Speaker 8: Jimmy, Jimmy, gimme a king keep asleep. Be Christian, won't
Speaker 8: you give me a benefit.
Speaker 3: For a king? Hannah?
Speaker 2: You first up, Good morning, Hannah.
Speaker 10: Yay, Christian, give me a ki Hannah.
Speaker 3: What are you in right now?
Speaker 2: Hannah?
Speaker 9: I'm in a queen size bed.
Speaker 7: I've got four adult daughters, and it seems like all
Speaker 7: day they don't want to speak to you.
Speaker 10: They're on your phone and all the.
Speaker 9: Rest of it.
Speaker 15: But come ten o'clock at night when I want to
Speaker 15: go to bed, they all want to come up and
Speaker 15: chat with me. And a queen size bed doesn't cut it.
Speaker 5: I need a king, you know, the old people that
Speaker 5: started chining the chocolate factory living in that bed. Olman,
Speaker 5: all right, Hannah, it quit be you.
Speaker 2: It's a strong case.
Speaker 3: Stay there. It could be you.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Jesse. Good morning, Jesse, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 15: Give me a KINI.
Speaker 5: Jesse, what's going on? You sound tied. You sound like
Speaker 5: you're in a small cramp bed.
Speaker 11: Of course, I'm tired.
Speaker 17: Me and my girlfriend have been together for two years
Speaker 17: and we both have a double bed, both leaving with
Speaker 17: our parents.
Speaker 15: But I'm about to get the keys to a house
Speaker 15: this week and we need it.
Speaker 5: Oh, that is an exciting moment for both of you.
Speaker 5: And what well, just we transport one of the smaller
Speaker 5: beds over At the moment.
Speaker 11: Those double beds are going to be left behind.
Speaker 14: My friends.
Speaker 11: We need something bigger.
Speaker 3: Oh, I love this.
Speaker 2: This is an ambitious, sn isn't it.
Speaker 3: He's good? Jesse, Jesse, he's good.
Speaker 2: Let's try. Here we go here, Daniel, Good morning, Daniel, Christian.
Speaker 9: Give me a kingy. I need a kingy. I have
Speaker 9: two kids who jump into my bed every night about
Speaker 9: two thirty am. I end up on the floor with
Speaker 9: the pillows. Lucky that my partner has a crapload of
Speaker 9: pillows on the bed and I'm laying on the floor
Speaker 9: every night at two thirty. So please give me a king.
Speaker 2: Bed, Daniel. Your days of lying on the floor over, Daniel.
Speaker 3: You are now being king King.
Speaker 9: Get a good night sleep.
Speaker 5: You can show friend it's coming. It's coming. The floor
Speaker 5: days are over for you, King Daniel. Arise, King Daniel,
Speaker 5: the King bed is yours. We're rushing to you a
Speaker 5: sap okay, mate.
Speaker 9: That is great news. You've made my monday. Thank you.
Speaker 2: I can tell you.
Speaker 3: You really really need it.
Speaker 5: I know what that's like in those smaller beds when
Speaker 5: the little kids come in the middle of night. It's
Speaker 5: tough anyway, but that's really hard, and you wake up
Speaker 5: exhausted and you look back at the bed when you
Speaker 5: got to get out and go to work, and it
Speaker 5: looks like there's been a war. It's like a wall
Speaker 5: zone in there. You know, there's no sleep happened here.
Speaker 9: It does and mom never gets kicked out of bed.
Speaker 9: And they're mummies, mummy kids, so yeah, they love to Yeah,
Speaker 9: they pushed out.
Speaker 5: They're like little cuckoos. Aren't we to get kicked out
Speaker 5: of that cukoo bed? All right, well listen, you're getting
Speaker 5: the king. Okay, it's yours down. You're well done. Yes,
Speaker 5: all right, another happy customer could be you tomorrow morning
Speaker 5: on the show A Brighter.
Speaker 6: You're listening to the Christian o'conls Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Every Monday morning on the show. Then we are your
Speaker 5: home of your misheard lyrics. It's just another miss heard yay,
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics. You send them in, we
Speaker 5: play them back. As to playing back each of your
Speaker 5: misheard lyrics. If we agree what you think you're miss hearing,
Speaker 5: you'll hear this. If we don't, you'll hear this. And
Speaker 5: for the great Ones Hall of Fame last week too,
Speaker 5: Hall of Famers one to Johnny Listen, Johnny Age of Reason,
Speaker 5: John Farnham, now that I fathered a dog and Felicity
Speaker 5: Crisp this one by my Rshmallow, Pink and Sting.
Speaker 2: Will you fart on me?
Speaker 3: Will your father be?
Speaker 2: All right? Let's get into brand new ones this week.
Speaker 5: First of all, listen, Jeff has got this from Jason Mirraz.
Speaker 5: I'm yours, but I won't hesitate no more Arte no more.
Speaker 5: This is a big song again or is he saying,
Speaker 5: but I won't have sarte no more Arte?
Speaker 3: And he's doing it in that way he speaks, are
Speaker 3: broken up?
Speaker 5: He won't have sarte anymore?
Speaker 3: Arte no Jeff? I like that.
Speaker 2: It's subtle all I want you now.
Speaker 5: The last one isn't but before Penny has got this
Speaker 5: Delta Goodrum and paralyzed. I can't even find my own
Speaker 5: tune or is it actually even wor for Delta she
Speaker 5: can't even find her own.
Speaker 3: Shoe shoe too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we get that one.
Speaker 5: Penny Chloe Garcia has air Or by Australian Crawel. He's
Speaker 5: hailing the high seas.
Speaker 3: Or is he selling hashish? It is not legal yet? Yeah,
Speaker 3: very Verry Chloe.
Speaker 5: That's a great one, Hall of f Could we do
Speaker 5: a special of criminal activity on the mis her lyrics?
Speaker 5: This one's going straight. He's selling hashish. That's very good, Choe,
Speaker 5: thank you very much for that one. This is what
Speaker 5: I'm Aaron and Jackie Green Dynamite by BTS. You're a
Speaker 5: massive fan of them, aren't you. Jack Because I'm in
Speaker 5: the stars tonight or is it because I'm Ian's nurse tonight,
Speaker 5: I don't hear anywhere here?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: This one?
Speaker 3: Is this the non subtle one.
Speaker 5: I'm not even going to say the word that Patsy
Speaker 5: the other day on the news. You remember that, Sam
Speaker 5: k I'm not even gonna say it. First of all,
Speaker 5: I think Ria has had a couple of drinking poos
Speaker 5: at the weekend. I'm not judging that. But if you're
Speaker 5: making up names to make me say rude words, shame
Speaker 5: on you. We do not have a listen. They're called
Speaker 5: Bobby Buffoon. Bobby No, no, no, no, this is Buffoon.
Speaker 5: Before this spount differently has two o's. This is Bobby Buffoon. Okay,
Speaker 5: Rain by the Script A lovely song. Can we just
Speaker 5: go back to being us again?
Speaker 8: Cue?
Speaker 3: Just go back to be nus again? I think you've
Speaker 3: heard it. Yeah, can we just go back to Yeah?
Speaker 5: Cue just go vicked beus there it is right there.
Speaker 3: Bobby Buffoon saw it. It's it's there.
Speaker 2: Deal with it, Cude, just go vicked beu.
Speaker 5: I mean, look, we are always just the messengers every week,
Speaker 5: so I have to give it up. Bobby Buffoon, whoever
Speaker 5: you are, I fear in the studio right now, as
Speaker 5: always emailed me when you miss your lyrics. Christian at
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell dot com dot au or just give me
Speaker 5: a post a note Rio.
Speaker 6: Bok Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Later on this week our Footy Wall of Fame. You've
Speaker 5: been telling us about the legends that we don't know
Speaker 5: about that we want to mortalize in paint on our
Speaker 5: Footy Wall of Fame up on Ligon Street. Might I've
Speaker 5: seen it over the weekend. It's sort of half half done.
Speaker 5: Actually at the moment looking at that, it's amazing. So
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Speaker 16: A'mond the Wally online on streets, your foody heroes, the Nuffies,
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Speaker 16: just not calling word.
Speaker 5: I got an email from lovely lady who's a mom
Speaker 5: to two sons, and every day whenever we play this,
Speaker 5: the boys, her sons, who are eleven and nine, laugh
Speaker 5: out loud because the radio show is saying the word nuffies.
Speaker 5: She's asked me to send the theme tune because they
Speaker 5: just want to hear it all the time.
Speaker 2: They just want to hear it on.
Speaker 3: The word nuff It is a pleasing word to say
Speaker 3: it is, isn't it? And here it's sung its pleasing
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 5: All right, So our footy wall of Fame being painted
Speaker 5: up there and I'll be finished this week. You've got
Speaker 5: legends like well, Bruce who we heard about on Friday Show,
Speaker 5: Bruce Karan nominated by his son Nathan his dad. Bruce
Speaker 5: painstakingly wears twenty two guernsey at once for each Tiger's game,
Speaker 5: proper Tiger's legend this game. We heard about peanut Man.
Speaker 5: Where you told us about peanut Man last week? John Boyd,
Speaker 5: he's going up there the Humble four and twenty meat
Speaker 5: pie nominator by a lot of you.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at.
Speaker 5: The they've all got these kind of light the way
Speaker 5: we're doing this footy wall of Fame. There are eight
Speaker 5: spots up there, and it's like eight frames that you'd
Speaker 5: find at gallery.
Speaker 2: Who've got that sort of gilt edged frame. There's one
Speaker 2: of Nana Olive May.
Speaker 5: It's a story we heard about two weeks ago, told
Speaker 5: by her granddaughter Maddie. She chop up her son's football
Speaker 5: with an axe, an actual acts after he kicked it
Speaker 5: into a clean laundry. There's a delightful looking old Nana
Speaker 5: up there, right, classic old none. I've got the big
Speaker 5: old Nonna sort of shoes. They wear some sort of
Speaker 5: penny sort of dress but black. I mean, that's a
Speaker 5: sort of real big old act. So I think you'd
Speaker 5: chop her like Jack and the Bean short down.
Speaker 3: It's the same size as the Nano. It's just are
Speaker 3: they going to put like an explanation of other words? Otherwise?
Speaker 5: It's quite aggressive scene out there, isn't it the police?
Speaker 5: Is it a hate crime or something?
Speaker 3: On a Sharon.
Speaker 2: Doug Insaw, who is a legend.
Speaker 5: He's in the Guinness World Records, did this back in
Speaker 5: the in nineteen sixty seven.
Speaker 2: He kicked sixty goals in one game.
Speaker 5: So he's got to go up there, right, Doug Dougie
Speaker 5: Enzil now I don't know whether the artist who's done
Speaker 5: this thinks this is some sort of surrealist sort of
Speaker 5: pointing he's got no face.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's just a faceless silver.
Speaker 5: It's like salvad Or Darley the Impressionist. You know, we
Speaker 5: were trying to sort of art it up there, get
Speaker 5: will he have a face.
Speaker 3: Well, maybe they think that Doug Ensaw is like you know,
Speaker 3: Air Jordan, where the silhouette alone is famous and recognizable
Speaker 3: enough that people go, how that's dug Insaw.
Speaker 5: So what I think would be really nice is to
Speaker 5: get people like Doug and a lot of the people
Speaker 5: who nominated family members of Times about these people to
Speaker 5: come along to an official opening ceremony this week on
Speaker 5: the show. Look, it's gonna look great. It already looks amazing.
Speaker 5: You can have a look on our social pages. Just
Speaker 5: look for the Christian O'Connor Sharman, Instagram and Facebook, whatever
Speaker 5: you preferm And if you sit up there, it's up
Speaker 5: on Ligo Street.
Speaker 3: We're exactly on Ligo Street. Jackie Boy is seventy four
Speaker 3: lig On Street. It is opposite four hundred Grady.
Speaker 5: So I think it'd be nice to have an official
Speaker 5: ceremony of course later on today, big moment in footy
Speaker 5: they're announcing the very reluctant Tasmanian team.
Speaker 2: They have to have a team here that Tasmanian is going.
Speaker 5: We don't want one. We're going, that's one. That's your
Speaker 5: building a flipping stadium. At least you can to us
Speaker 5: find twenty thousand of you to become members. Okay, is
Speaker 5: that too hard? Hobart and the Surrealms and they're doing
Speaker 5: this big reveal, the jumper, the colors, the team song,
Speaker 5: the devils, the team song, all of it being announced.
Speaker 2: All right, So I think it'd be nice too.
Speaker 3: We need at the.
Speaker 5: Official unveiling off the Footy Hall of Fame, we need
Speaker 5: the name to do it. Who do we think team?
Speaker 5: Who do we think would be great to have there?
Speaker 5: With the scissors opening this up?
Speaker 3: What may it makes sense? Sally Sally Cat, Sally Cat,
Speaker 3: do you have an email?
Speaker 2: You strike this sort person?
Speaker 4: We have lunch to get it like the other week,
Speaker 4: we haven't it? Yeah, reach out? So she loves us,
Speaker 4: she loves the show, we.
Speaker 5: Love, we love, we love Sally Camp. So do you
Speaker 5: think she come down to it one day this week?
Speaker 3: I reckon she would Oh Percy.
Speaker 5: Well, it's looked so we started answering it for the
Speaker 5: Mayor of Melbourne. Salnly cap is unveiling the Footy Wall
Speaker 5: of Fame.
Speaker 3: I love it. The gut said Sannie guts too much
Speaker 3: put any email to her.
Speaker 4: She's more ladylike than that. She would never say that,
Speaker 4: you know what we.
Speaker 5: Need right now to help the pitch. Can we photo
Speaker 5: shop Sally there with some scissors.
Speaker 3: So she knows what to expect.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, just how good that's going to be an
Speaker 5: affiliated with this.
Speaker 2: This is a high end product.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 5: So her people are going to let's look at the optics.
Speaker 5: You don't need to, We've done it for you, okay,
Speaker 5: Like Kate Middleton, can someone here play around with photos
Speaker 5: shovel with Evan dabbling it And.
Speaker 3: When they're pitching it to her and she goes, wait wait,
Speaker 3: I'm opening it with there's a ribbon and my cutting up.
Speaker 3: I just can't picture this, they go, well, have a
Speaker 3: look at that.
Speaker 5: This is the future for you, my friend. Friday Morning
Speaker 5: Live with the ribbons and the scissors, all right? Coming
Speaker 5: up next time? We ask you over the weekend if
Speaker 5: you know of a local footy club. They really need
Speaker 5: some help, but I know there are a lot of
Speaker 5: clubs that do. We have two thousand dollars and we're
Speaker 5: going to give it to one next.
Speaker 6: The Christian no Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: All right, so we got two thousand dollars to give
Speaker 5: to a club in need. Lots of emails over the weekend,
Speaker 5: lots of clubs need money and help.
Speaker 2: Right now, we're going to go for this one.
Speaker 5: It's quite an incredible story. Got him over the weekend
Speaker 5: from George Kument attackas how do you Christian?
Speaker 2: Sorry you're laughing at is that is his name?
Speaker 4: I don't think you've pronounced it right.
Speaker 2: That is how he pronounced his name racist, just like foreigners.
Speaker 3: I'm a senior coach.
Speaker 5: I'm the stemnd. I'm the senior coach, not me. I'm
Speaker 5: in character and I'm I'm the senior coach of South
Speaker 5: Yarra Football and Netble club. When you think south Yarra
Speaker 5: you'd normally associate that with wealth, right, not so here.
Speaker 5: The club got relegated to the bottom grade of the
Speaker 5: Southern Football League Division four for the twenty twenty three season.
Speaker 5: Twenty twenty three seasons. Sorry, no, we are a nomadic club.
Speaker 5: Kicked off our home ground due to potholes left behind
Speaker 5: by dog owners.
Speaker 2: God ye, how we get the dogs? Your dog I
Speaker 2: mean dumping down?
Speaker 5: There is that over in the Yarrow We trained on
Speaker 5: a junior Overlin Borwin over the summer. In season we
Speaker 5: trained on Mondays and Wednesdays on half of a soccer ground.
Speaker 5: We are so short players in one reserves match, our
Speaker 5: seventy eight year old president.
Speaker 3: Just suit up. Is that even legal? So we had
Speaker 3: fifteen on the field.
Speaker 5: Wo oh my, what my granddad get the long leather
Speaker 5: boots out the attic.
Speaker 2: Many w fourty for the prayers.
Speaker 3: That what seems so interesting even get tack with that halfway.
Speaker 5: This prize, the two thousand dollars be huge boost to
Speaker 5: a club trying to this is the line here that
Speaker 5: we want it, trying to resurrect itself from oblivion. George
Speaker 5: is on the line right now. George, you really do
Speaker 5: need help.
Speaker 15: He was certainly do. Good morning everyone here you going.
Speaker 3: Morning, George.
Speaker 5: He just tell us about the game that the seventy
Speaker 5: eight year old president had to go and suit up.
Speaker 15: Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 13: Out at Hampton we were playing and I arrived at
Speaker 13: the ground and we were obviously short scranging for numbers,
Speaker 13: and the next thing I know, I saw this silhouette
Speaker 13: in the distance and there he was.
Speaker 3: That he was He was just a silhouette.
Speaker 2: Toust.
Speaker 15: Well, you've probably had more impact than a couple of
Speaker 15: other younger fellows, to be honest.
Speaker 5: If you're best and Phaires is a seventy eight year
Speaker 5: old fellow, shame on you team.
Speaker 2: That is incredible.
Speaker 5: And I understand you've had some big losses obviously because
Speaker 5: of what's going on in the club.
Speaker 2: You're losing about by two hundred points.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I got to the point where we were pretty
Speaker 15: much turning up and it was just a case of
Speaker 15: trying to stem the bleedings, to be honest, and you
Speaker 15: were just been getting pumped left right at the center,
Speaker 15: which isn't good for anybody's ego or morale, I can
Speaker 15: tell you.
Speaker 5: And you've been voted some of the worst changing rooms
Speaker 5: in the whole league.
Speaker 17: Yeah, so our change rooms were voted in the top
Speaker 17: three worst change rooms of community football.
Speaker 2: So they have judges coming around and judging.
Speaker 5: I mean, things are hard enough without Simon Cown and
Speaker 5: his team coming around, right, that's shocking. So the two
Speaker 5: thousand dollars. We want to give it to you guys.
Speaker 5: You're club that really are in need. What would it
Speaker 5: go towards?
Speaker 15: Oh?
Speaker 17: Look, I think running a footy club costs a lot
Speaker 17: of money and there's a lot of volunteers have put
Speaker 17: a lot of time and efforts. So generating any sort
Speaker 17: of any dollars just helps with the overall running of
Speaker 17: the club.
Speaker 15: And believe you me like that's massive to us. It's
Speaker 15: like winning the bloody lottery.
Speaker 2: Oh awesome?
Speaker 3: And what can you do towards getting an actual ground?
Speaker 15: So we're in the throw of negotiating at the moment
Speaker 15: to get a new facility. But like anything, these things
Speaker 15: take time, and you know, we're just making do with
Speaker 15: negotiating try to find somewhere where we can train and
Speaker 15: adequately play on a regular basis.
Speaker 3: So what happened to the other the other oval with
Speaker 3: the potholes left by the dogs? What do you mean?
Speaker 3: What for them doing poohs or so?
Speaker 15: That got demolished so that that whole ground is being
Speaker 15: resurrected now under a planning scheme. But like everything, these
Speaker 15: things just take a long time. So in the meantime
Speaker 15: we've been very nomadic, sort of bouncing around from any
Speaker 15: potographs so we can find to have a particular footy.
Speaker 5: Well, if anyone's listening that he can help you guys
Speaker 5: out with a new home oval, please call the show
Speaker 5: on ninety four one four one oh four three. But look,
Speaker 5: Patsy's best friends with Sally Capp. I'm sure one another
Speaker 5: phone call there can get this all sort that you'll have.
Speaker 5: You probably have the MCG for your home games.
Speaker 15: Well places, Christian.
Speaker 2: Well listen Johns. You're doing an amazing job at the club.
Speaker 5: Anyway, Thank you very much about telling us about you guys,
Speaker 5: and I hope better times to come with you guys.
Speaker 5: I hope the two thousand dollars goes down to some
Speaker 5: way to changing it around.
Speaker 15: Thanks very much, I really appreciate it.
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Speaker 6: Christian no Connells show podcasts.
Speaker 5: Earlier on this morning, whilst many of you were sleeping,
Speaker 5: we were chatting trades about the big old breakfast they have.
Speaker 5: It's not late in the morning. We are trades who
Speaker 5: are chucking down a burger in the morning sims two
Speaker 5: dim sims. One guy's having not one but two muffins,
Speaker 5: chocolate one and then a blueberry one. So anyway, we
Speaker 5: then start sort of speculating about could we get hold
Speaker 5: of an ice cream van? Right, because ice cream vans
Speaker 5: work lunchtime onwards, you're not out and about hanging around
Speaker 5: schools in the morning giving ice cream to the kids
Speaker 5: on the way in. So in the morning we've got
Speaker 5: potential revenue screen for you, okay, and that is feed
Speaker 5: the trading the soft serve. You move to the back
Speaker 5: of the van at the front. Then you need some
Speaker 5: colored what deep fat frying.
Speaker 3: It seem like a pie warmer and we cook it
Speaker 3: all up at somebody's house. This guy's an ideas go
Speaker 3: cook it up at some industrial kitchen.
Speaker 2: Again, we're we're we're put all the.
Speaker 3: We're not cooking it all there, we're just keeping it warm.
Speaker 3: And then take it to the trader.
Speaker 2: All right, so someone else cooks it.
Speaker 5: Terry goes around with his van, his ice cream van,
Speaker 5: hang on in the musics, run out and then they
Speaker 5: load up that.
Speaker 2: He warms it up, he takes it to the site.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the traders here, there's the boys come running from
Speaker 3: my milkshake.
Speaker 5: Calese make that into production, okay, or the trades in
Speaker 5: the yard come running for my pas.
Speaker 2: I'm happy to do it.
Speaker 5: That new character on for my by both the comedy
Speaker 5: first time a couple weeks time of pas.
Speaker 2: The musics. Right, we need to loop this tomorrow, team, Okay.
Speaker 5: Anyway, the most important thing is if you have an
Speaker 5: ice cream van parts out the front of the house
Speaker 5: right now, its not being used it in the morning, okay.
Speaker 5: Email me Christian at christiano'connell dot com dot au, or
Speaker 5: you can call me thirteen hundred call oc.
Speaker 2: We're back to my Thank you very much for joining us.
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