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Speaker 1: And Amanda gam Nation. Do I have a joke? I've

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Speaker 1: got a book full of them, but this is one

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Speaker 1: of my fads. Okay, I'll set my sides. Are you

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Speaker 1: ready laugh?

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Speaker 2: When women reach a certain age, they start accumulating cats.

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Speaker 2: This is known as many paws.

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Speaker 1: See isn't that a cracker?

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Rob, You've got that with a whole lot

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Speaker 2: of other ones. I just saw a car being driven

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Speaker 2: by a sheep in a swimsuit.

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Speaker 1: It was a lamb bikini.

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Speaker 2: Right, I'll be able to tell jokes while I'm cooking.

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Speaker 1: Now, I hope it doesn't catch on fire. What about

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Speaker 1: this one?

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Speaker 2: What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas.

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Speaker 1: Black eyed peas can actually sing it's a song. Chick

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Speaker 1: beas can only humm a swan?

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Speaker 2: Oh? What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: You look like Petie does?

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Speaker 2: When you know what I do to irritate him. I

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Speaker 2: read this book, I follow him around the house, and

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Speaker 2: I read the jokes out. And then what I sometimes

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Speaker 2: do is that I wear a costume as well while

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Speaker 2: I'm doing the joke, so to actually match the joke.

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Speaker 2: So I've got some pussy caddies, and so I'll say,

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Speaker 2: what do you call a pile of pussy cats a

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Speaker 2: me mountain? What do you call a fox with a

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Speaker 2: carrot in its ear?

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Speaker 1: Anything? Because I can't hear you. How do you count

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Speaker 1: cows with a cowculator?

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Speaker 2: Please, I'm with your pity.

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Speaker 1: Put that thing away with you, for God's sake,