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Speaker 3: Good morning.
Speaker 4: It's a show number one oh five Wednesday morning. I
Speaker 4: hope you well this morning. It's the Christian O'Connell Breakfast
Speaker 4: Show Busy show today.
Speaker 3: Before we get into it, Good morning.
Speaker 5: Pats, Hello, Pats.
Speaker 3: I one, if you could just define the word embargo.
Speaker 5: Well, you can't say anything about it until a certain point.
Speaker 5: Why what have I done?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 4: I understand obviously a couple of weeks ago I fell
Speaker 4: foul of you because I was all bringing out details
Speaker 4: from a newspaper of the itinery.
Speaker 3: Of the Royal Yes, naughty, naughty yeah, when.
Speaker 4: They were coming to Melbourne and where they were going
Speaker 4: to be going, and he said, look, you know it's
Speaker 4: an embargo.
Speaker 3: We can't talk.
Speaker 5: About your track. Basically that's what I said.
Speaker 4: So last week, do you remember when we got the
Speaker 4: news that Brian Adams very excited for you because he's
Speaker 4: coming back to Melbourne next year, and that I would
Speaker 4: be breaking the news on the show during the breakfast show,
Speaker 4: which begins now. Who so imagine when I come in
Speaker 4: this morning, as always do, I turn on my favorite
Speaker 4: news read at five thirty and you're going, Brian Eedams
Speaker 4: is coming at five thirty.
Speaker 5: It's in the papers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but the itinery for the Prince was in the
Speaker 4: papers and you had a massive go at me got
Speaker 4: all shirty.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but this is Brian, that's the royal family.
Speaker 3: You know something.
Speaker 5: I care about the royals. I care about Brian.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 4: I know you're excited, you guys coming back here, but
Speaker 4: you mightn't wait, oh for an hour?
Speaker 5: No, I couldn't reard myself.
Speaker 4: Well, the good news is is all SIC's right. You're
Speaker 4: a lot of trouble because the pr company who've given
Speaker 4: us tickets to give away next week on ten weeks
Speaker 4: of tickets now becomes eleven weeks of tickets.
Speaker 3: They're unhappy.
Speaker 5: Oh really yeah, and.
Speaker 3: You will struggle to get free tickets.
Speaker 5: Well i'll pay, I don't care.
Speaker 3: Well, it's going to sell out.
Speaker 4: You want me to go, but you dare say that
Speaker 4: and I'll be there and I'm going to have like
Speaker 4: a load of empty seats next to me. Well, I
Speaker 4: canna have a load of empty seats next to me.
Speaker 4: Egs out there and just lie down and go. This
Speaker 4: is where you could have been. Pats and I probably
Speaker 4: sat on the side of the stage with ba as well.
Speaker 5: Oh don't you die, don't you don't you?
Speaker 3: Don't you know? Hey, big news.
Speaker 4: Something else is coming to Melbourne next year.
Speaker 3: Do you guys have heard about this?
Speaker 6: I heard about it in Paths five thirty years.
Speaker 4: She wasn't breaking this. I'm staring to open up a
Speaker 4: guest list. UFC is coming to Melbourne in February.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what exciting.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 4: It's the world's most exciting combat sport. It's coming to
Speaker 4: Melbourne again. Bobby Knuckles is fighting again. Australia has the
Speaker 4: world middleweight champion. My favorite UFC fighter is Robert Whitaker.
Speaker 4: Fights out of Australia and.
Speaker 3: He's fighting again. It's fit. He's got over his injuries. February.
Speaker 4: I think it's a Sunday morning because the time ement's
Speaker 4: going live to America.
Speaker 3: Ten Am, will Conor McGregor be here.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't work for the UFC. We
Speaker 4: will Vince mcmahony. There will Father Christmas be watching as well. Yes,
Speaker 4: so look, Jesus is going to be there. They're all
Speaker 4: going to be there. Brian Allen's gonna stick around before
Speaker 4: he's flipping gig as well. All right, we're gonna I
Speaker 4: think you enjoy this. I've come in this morning, and Whippy,
Speaker 4: who does a great show here mid mornings. She's on
Speaker 4: for one o'clock, right, does a great show. Whippy has
Speaker 4: accidentally left his Twitter account open, and I'm not strong
Speaker 4: enough to log him out.
Speaker 3: I'm just not strong enough to log him out. I'm
Speaker 3: looking at it right now.
Speaker 4: I really sent one tweet out from him. I wonder
Speaker 4: this morning if I'm going to stick on a song,
Speaker 4: Jack and Pats, why don't you ever think about what
Speaker 4: you'd like Whippy to say to the world?
Speaker 3: Right now? Okay, we can. We've got we're in control
Speaker 3: of Whippy's Twitter posts pretty much until he wakes up.
Speaker 3: What time do you think he gets up in the morning? Now? Ten?
Speaker 3: He's got young kids.
Speaker 4: I reckon, We've got half an hour forty five minutes
Speaker 4: and then he's up. Okay, you'd be watching Pepper Pig
Speaker 4: or some brain rotting nonsense.
Speaker 3: Like that.
Speaker 4: So we've got forty five minutes of Whippy's Twitter account.
Speaker 3: What should we say?
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Speaker 4: Three, So Whippy does a great show here, works very hard.
Speaker 3: Love you guy as well.
Speaker 4: And his Twitter account, he's left it open obviously from
Speaker 4: his show yesterday and someone hasn't logged him out. I'm
Speaker 4: not strong enough to shut that down and log him
Speaker 4: out today, so I've already sent out a couple of
Speaker 4: little tweets on his behalf trying to get some tickets
Speaker 4: for the Spice Girls love them?
Speaker 3: Who's yeah? Faith?
Speaker 4: And Today's Fake Tang Day and I'm getting my butt waxed?
Speaker 3: So what else would you like me to say on
Speaker 3: behalf of Whippy?
Speaker 7: We should say as well at Whippy Radio if you
Speaker 7: want to follow him on Twitter and see his change
Speaker 7: in attitude of the kind of we're tift heading out to.
Speaker 3: That and possibly sexuality preference.
Speaker 4: Who knows what could be happening to him for the
Speaker 4: next forty five minutes before he wakes up.
Speaker 3: Okay, Jack, how good to you? First of all? What
Speaker 3: would you like me to tweet on behalf of Whippy
Speaker 3: to the.
Speaker 7: World, something along the lines of it's been a great
Speaker 7: eighteen years in the radio industry.
Speaker 3: Well, it's resigning. I think we go straight in with
Speaker 3: the strong stuff. You can't quit to everybody.
Speaker 6: Kids at my Gold family, I love you and I'll
Speaker 6: miss you.
Speaker 3: Which station do we think you'd go for?
Speaker 5: Smith?
Speaker 4: Okay, so hanging on with so hey guys and whippie fans.
Speaker 4: Had gold had an asse full of gold, hads had.
Speaker 3: And of all that gold bs bys and huggy yep, and.
Speaker 7: We be obviously on straight after hugging, it would make
Speaker 7: sense that they have a feud every day the time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so far, I've got hey guys and whippy fans
Speaker 4: had an ass full of all that gold bs and
Speaker 4: hugging naked all the time?
Speaker 3: Heading two smooth, smooth, what spot overnights?
Speaker 7: Yeah, great, shift.
Speaker 3: To six am, Join me from Monday, Join me from
Speaker 3: Monday for Boo Blay Boo Blaye and Sam Smith and
Speaker 3: Sam Smith and then those three again and again have
Speaker 3: you okay number of characters?
Speaker 4: No, because the extension so far, I've got hey guys
Speaker 4: and whippy fans had an aspho of all that gold
Speaker 4: bis and hugging naked all the time heading to smooth
Speaker 4: overnights mid nineteen six am, join me from Monday for
Speaker 4: Boo Blay, Boo Blay and Sam Smith and then those
Speaker 4: three again and again.
Speaker 7: That's a big exclusive path for your friends over at
Speaker 7: the radio inside a website?
Speaker 3: Am I really putting tweet now on this?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh gone, Oh no, he's upset smooth and gold now
Speaker 3: with this? All right? What else should I tweet? Give
Speaker 3: me a call nine four one four one.
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Speaker 4: All right, so Whippy who you can hear from one
Speaker 4: o'clock today he'll be doing the gold one oh four
Speaker 4: point three is exclusive Golden ticket of course, listening out
Speaker 4: for that Golden song between ten and five. Whippy is A.
Speaker 4: Let me just say this first of all, before I
Speaker 4: undo all the good work. Is A is a brilliant
Speaker 4: music presenter and looked after the Breakfast show before I
Speaker 4: started that.
Speaker 3: However, he's left his.
Speaker 4: Twitter account open and it's just too tempting to write
Speaker 4: tweets and half right now, I reckon, we've got an
Speaker 4: about half an hour in charge of before he calls
Speaker 4: in and says stop or change his password. So far
Speaker 4: then he's just tweeted, said a couple of retweets as
Speaker 4: well from people. If you want to follow him, I'm
Speaker 4: going have a look from on Twitter. He's at Whippy Radio.
Speaker 4: Hey guys and Whippy fans had an asph of all
Speaker 4: that gold bs and hugging naked all the time, heading
Speaker 4: too smooth overnights midnight to six am. Join me from
Speaker 4: Monday for Booblee, Boobley and Sam Smith and then those
Speaker 4: three again and again. I'm just going to send another
Speaker 4: one right now. That says the more I hear Trump speak,
Speaker 4: the more I like him.
Speaker 6: Get political with him.
Speaker 3: That's sad. Is that too much? Is that too much?
Speaker 4: Maybe you're happy for me get in trouble and then
Speaker 4: later on today you'll go out to it. Guy, I really,
Speaker 4: I really thought that that Trump one was too much, right,
Speaker 4: I'm taking that one out. Okay, what else shall we
Speaker 4: send on his behalf? Let's got a Daz on the lines.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Dazy, I'm good.
Speaker 4: Okay, So what would you like our presents a Whippy
Speaker 4: to tweet to the world right now?
Speaker 3: I am Jollie man, I am.
Speaker 7: It would be kind of it is a whippy thing
Speaker 7: to do to take somebody else's praise from earlier this week. Actually,
Speaker 7: we should make sure we're always shutting down all accounts
Speaker 7: at the end of our show.
Speaker 3: We are vulnerable.
Speaker 4: Okay, Daz, I've just tweeted that on behalf of him
Speaker 4: that he is trolley man. Okay, all right, thanks not Dez,
Speaker 4: He's going to get you back as well.
Speaker 3: Des Shane, morning, how are we? I'm pretty good, Shane,
Speaker 3: nervous and worried about the repercussions. But Shane, what do
Speaker 3: you think we should tweet.
Speaker 2: Next May Whippy at four am Monday morning for free
Speaker 2: coffee and fond autograph in con Federation Twitt.
Speaker 3: Meet me at five am for free coffee? Was that free.
Speaker 2: Coffee signed autographs Monday morning at Federation Square?
Speaker 4: What about meet me at five am for free coffee
Speaker 4: plus extras.
Speaker 2: It's brilliant.
Speaker 6: I like it.
Speaker 4: That's extras and then that kind of you know, that's extras.
Speaker 3: Federation Square, yees, Federation Square come alone?
Speaker 2: Were a red rose in shirt pocket?
Speaker 8: Red don'tant to accidentally get in your shirt pocket?
Speaker 3: Great? All right, sending that Okay, thanks a lot, Shane,
Speaker 3: cheers may have a good day, all right, keep this going?
Speaker 3: Then what else can we send on?
Speaker 4: Behalf of Whippy on his Twitter account call me up
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Speaker 4: So Whippy, brilliant presenter, He's here Monday to Friday, one
Speaker 4: o'clock in the afternoon. Back today your chance with the
Speaker 4: gold one oh four point three exclusive Golden.
Speaker 3: Ticket and the big one Golden ticket. Then get you
Speaker 3: and whoever you want.
Speaker 4: It's all the biggest shows in town and back today
Speaker 4: from ten am right through till five. However, Whippy has
Speaker 4: left his Twitter account open and we have been in
Speaker 4: charge of his recent activity. I've just done a couple
Speaker 4: of song, just done a couple join that Michael Jackson song.
Speaker 4: I think Sex and the City is way better than
Speaker 4: Game of Thrones. Harry Styles has got more talent than
Speaker 4: Hendrix or Springsteen. And then I've just seen a tweet
Speaker 4: from Whippy himself. Oh no to me, the game is up,
Speaker 4: I said, half an hour forty five minutes. Do you
Speaker 4: want my Instagram password? I need some more activity and followers.
Speaker 4: There too, also is Jack from Engineering there he better
Speaker 4: not be when I get there, he left the account open.
Speaker 3: He is here.
Speaker 5: Jack is here, and Jack.
Speaker 4: Has just changed Whippy's profile pick to a beautiful one,
Speaker 4: a lovely photo of smiling Whippy with a massive heart
Speaker 4: and the spice Girl's loco.
Speaker 3: All right, fun server, and.
Speaker 4: We got the news? Is what headlines coming up next?
Speaker 4: We're better get back to work.
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Speaker 4: At some point, as an adult, you realize that basically
Speaker 4: adulting is just a giant, endless to do list. And
Speaker 4: one of the worst things on that is when you
Speaker 4: walk into your bedroom and maybe you're gonna have a
Speaker 4: little nap or just get into bed at nighttime at
Speaker 4: the end of the day and you realize your partner
Speaker 4: has stripped the bed.
Speaker 9: Oh anything left? No, No, you actually look away. I go,
Speaker 9: why would you do this?
Speaker 3: I don't have it. I'm not strong enough to put
Speaker 3: it all back here. Please know, someone do this for me, mummy.
Speaker 3: It's awful.
Speaker 4: And now your wife Bianca has said that actually she
Speaker 4: should get a pass from ever doing any of this
Speaker 4: because of this amazing excuse.
Speaker 7: Well, as I told you yesterday, she as long as
Speaker 7: we've lived together, claims that she's not tall enough to
Speaker 7: reach the inside corners of the douner cover, which everybody's
Speaker 7: technique is usually get your hands inside the corners, yep,
Speaker 7: grab the corners of the actual doner, flip it over
Speaker 7: and sort of shake it out, and you've got your
Speaker 7: doner cover on. She claims she can't do that, so
Speaker 7: she will only strip the bed and then it's my
Speaker 7: job to put the new covers back on.
Speaker 4: But there must be millions of short people around the
Speaker 4: world who aren't struggling, you know, who don't get in
Speaker 4: sleep with beds with no duvets. What an amazing excuse
Speaker 4: personally for me. I can't stat I actually get annoyed.
Speaker 4: I mean, obviously you need to clean your bird sheeets regularly,
Speaker 4: but I just get really annoyed. So sometimes I when
Speaker 4: I go and have my afternoon nap, I will just
Speaker 4: sleep in the bare bed.
Speaker 3: Doesn't bother me.
Speaker 4: HeSE just lie on a bear exposed mattress and you
Speaker 4: know what it doesn't it is and it's uncomfortable, but
Speaker 4: I'm just like, I'm done. I will just I will
Speaker 4: sleep for an hour, no problem. I remember the first
Speaker 4: time my wife came back to mine ever to spend
Speaker 4: the night with me. I'd washed the sheets before going out,
Speaker 4: and she and I we had to get the sheets
Speaker 4: out of the washing machine. She had to help me
Speaker 4: make the bed and then we got in the bed
Speaker 4: to spend the night. It's amazingest test that is for
Speaker 4: any good relationship everyone. So anyway, yes, they were talking
Speaker 4: about this because everyone has a different way of putting
Speaker 4: the bed sheets back and the duvet in. I think
Speaker 4: I think the universal method is do we all do
Speaker 4: this where you turn it inside out?
Speaker 3: The actual.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, I heard an email from one of our
Speaker 4: podcast listeners. This comes from New York, and I have
Speaker 4: heard of men different ways of doing it. This one
Speaker 4: is a game changer and I'll share the email on
Speaker 4: this life hack next.
Speaker 3: I think it might change the way you do it.
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Speaker 3: So we've been talking about the horror.
Speaker 4: The horror when you go into your bedroom and you've
Speaker 4: just finally been going up to bed or moving to
Speaker 4: the bedroom and you think, oh, it's getting the fresh sheets,
Speaker 4: get into bed, go to sleep, you're counting down, you're
Speaker 4: done with your day, and then you realize that your
Speaker 4: other half, your partner, has stripped the bed, this bear
Speaker 4: is exposed. You just haven't got any more any more
Speaker 4: juice left in you for that day to deal with them.
Speaker 4: It just seems like a mountainous task to you to
Speaker 4: do to put it all that oh ca So anyway,
Speaker 4: when we do have to put it all back together,
Speaker 4: there are universal ways. Don't even know who taught you.
Speaker 4: You just know that you know this kind of stuff.
Speaker 4: You've picked up somewhere at a life skill. Then when
Speaker 4: you're reputting the doner in, you turn it inside out.
Speaker 4: We're all pretty much working off that system.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So, but the hardest bit is that the ghastly
Speaker 3: fitted bed sheet pinging her round? How do you guys
Speaker 3: fit that?
Speaker 10: You know what?
Speaker 3: I hate?
Speaker 8: It?
Speaker 7: Should have an arrow on it to say this is
Speaker 7: the bottom of the top, because.
Speaker 6: I always get the long end and then the short bit.
Speaker 4: Trying to actually that would be a good on it.
Speaker 4: But when you how will you do it? Will you
Speaker 4: be on say the left or right side? We're looking
Speaker 4: down on it.
Speaker 7: I'll go bottom first, so bottom corner, bottom, left and right,
Speaker 7: and then go to the top top, left and right.
Speaker 5: I do top first, and I need Chris to help
Speaker 5: me do it.
Speaker 3: Guys, you're doing it the wrong way.
Speaker 5: Oh really?
Speaker 3: Someone right told me he works for like you know,
Speaker 3: r A c V.
Speaker 4: He said that when they are putting a wheel on
Speaker 4: and someone's broken down, they're too thick to work out
Speaker 4: to change your own tire.
Speaker 3: Okay, the quickest way to.
Speaker 4: Put the wheel nuts back on is you go like
Speaker 4: at say, eleven o'clock and five o'clock, one o'clock. Yeah,
Speaker 4: all right, same with the bed sheet, so you go
Speaker 4: top left hand corner, walks, he walks, he around the
Speaker 4: bed bottom right hand corner, bang bang. Then you go
Speaker 4: back around, say two top right bang. I don't know
Speaker 4: why I'm having the bang sound effects, but it's radio.
Speaker 4: Didn't mind production of day.
Speaker 3: So where was I? Oh yeah, top right bang? Then
Speaker 3: you walk back around and where was I? Yeah? I
Speaker 3: haven't done bottle left yet? Does that make any sense whatsoever?
Speaker 3: I'm banging that bed gay, So that is that way.
Speaker 4: Apparently it's a lot easier. But this guy then comes
Speaker 4: in with this game changing one. He's our podcast listener Gary.
Speaker 4: Listen to the podcast Jack talk about the Boblems with
Speaker 4: the with the dou vein the douna safety pins No.
Speaker 3: Two.
Speaker 4: I'm not adding another element to this, and I don't
Speaker 4: want to bring in props. My friend start with the
Speaker 4: closed end and use a safety pin in each corner.
Speaker 4: I guess for him, Bang bang pin pin, and to
Speaker 4: keep the douvey in place. Then as you turn the
Speaker 4: cover the right way out and get the corner of
Speaker 4: the open ends, pin them too, bang bang. This way
Speaker 4: the douvets flattened out, and it's a million times easier
Speaker 4: I need.
Speaker 7: I do get it because that will give you perfect corners.
Speaker 7: The struggle with the dony coverage, always getting it in
Speaker 7: the corners, and to stay in the corner.
Speaker 4: Yes, if you're making a cheese and ham toast, it
Speaker 4: feels like the ham is a bit rumpled up, and
Speaker 4: you buite it's a bit where there's just cheese.
Speaker 3: The ham is crumpled up in the other corner.
Speaker 7: And I do hate that in sandwich when there's too
Speaker 7: much laid ham in the middle like a big ball.
Speaker 6: And that with also the nightmare.
Speaker 3: You've got like a bit of sauce or mayonnaise, but
Speaker 3: you haven't spread it evenly, you know, So I guess
Speaker 3: this way, and also that things sometimes you have to
Speaker 3: like shake it, and there's always a bit like a
Speaker 3: sock when your toe doesn't go all the way down,
Speaker 3: and I hate that little bit of it.
Speaker 4: You want to also be flattened out, don't you. I'm
Speaker 4: not adding four safety pins. I'd lose the safety pins
Speaker 4: and you got I wander around for them. So Gary,
Speaker 4: I'm afraid that doesn't actually make it, And he says,
Speaker 4: I'm telling you now my top left hand corner, what
Speaker 4: we're going to call the bang bang Bang Bang system
Speaker 4: is the best one.
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Speaker 4: On today's show, then ten weeks of tickets back with
Speaker 4: your five seconds of panic in half an hour time,
Speaker 4: sending you to Maroon five and Patsy is of the moon.
Speaker 4: The good news the Brian Adams is coming back to
Speaker 4: Melbourne and every single day next week when Patsy's tickets
Speaker 4: to go and see.
Speaker 3: Brian Adams live, yep, when.
Speaker 4: That's the feature to now it's going to work, but
Speaker 4: you will be playing against pats to.
Speaker 5: Win tickets, prepared to die.
Speaker 4: It's a fight to death, that a cage to get
Speaker 4: Patsy's and you won't win.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 4: Before that, then yesterday we're asking you if you could,
Speaker 4: right at the top of your head just sing a
Speaker 4: TV theme tune and it turns out loads if you could.
Speaker 4: I don't mean having a quick low refresher on Google
Speaker 4: or anything like that. Just have a think about is
Speaker 4: there a TV theme tune? So many people were calling in.
Speaker 4: Here's some of the best ones from yesterday.
Speaker 8: Flintston Smith, the Flintstones all together, Kidy and family.
Speaker 11: Thank you for being friend, travel down the road back again.
Speaker 4: All right, so today we turn our attentions to what's
Speaker 4: in your brain regarding TV adverts. So I would struggle
Speaker 4: to give you the date of births of both of
Speaker 4: my beloved children. But an eighties chocolate bar called Trio.
Speaker 4: I know that TV effort off by heart, and in
Speaker 4: fact I think I should have to be asked to
Speaker 4: do that if I need to book flights for them.
Speaker 4: Can you recite the Trio advert from nineteen eighty seven Mostrokeconnell, Yes,
Speaker 4: as I can.
Speaker 3: I think I know that one easily.
Speaker 4: This was a chocolate bar and it had like this
Speaker 4: girl like a cartoon single TV advert here it is Trio.
Speaker 6: Where does a guy have to go to get a
Speaker 6: little piece.
Speaker 3: She sings in a minute, this is it right? The
Speaker 3: Treeana want one now, not one, not two, but three
Speaker 3: things in it? Gid down a toffee taste too.
Speaker 4: That was it was trio. I want a trio. Want
Speaker 4: to want one now? Not one, not two, but three
Speaker 4: things in it. I want a tree, wanna want one now?
Speaker 4: Chucker t biscuit and a toffee taste too. I want
Speaker 4: to treeo and a one one. Now there you go.
Speaker 3: It's working.
Speaker 6: I feel like one.
Speaker 3: Do you know what it was? The high?
Speaker 4: Not every Friday was allowed a little tree or chocolate
Speaker 4: by my lunchbox. Incrisse, you had been a good boy
Speaker 4: that week, I could have one. I only got about
Speaker 4: one or two a year. Actually, all right, Jack, what's
Speaker 4: it you?
Speaker 3: What's it for?
Speaker 7: I always remember the roof Seal commercial, which is an
Speaker 7: animated seal walking around on people's roofs and fixing.
Speaker 3: Him because he's the roof Seal. I love it. I
Speaker 3: get it.
Speaker 7: When your roof is getting lost between the liking and the.
Speaker 6: Muss, and your mortar isn't where it or.
Speaker 7: To be, I'll give it back that old appeal with
Speaker 7: a visit from roof Seal one three hundred and thirty
Speaker 7: six seven.
Speaker 3: O got the song and the phone number. Let's play
Speaker 3: it back when your roof is getting lost between the
Speaker 3: likings and isn't where it ort.
Speaker 6: To be, and give it back that old appeal with a.
Speaker 3: Visit from roofs thirty six seven seven, Hi on the
Speaker 3: roof Seal, let me clean on the roof Seal would
Speaker 3: speak as well. Genius Genius used to work in TV
Speaker 3: adverts roof still thinking that, Yeah, so where is roof
Speaker 3: sel now? By the way, is he retired?
Speaker 4: Do you think there's a retirement home right for all
Speaker 4: these like former animal adverts and mascots used to be
Speaker 4: roof Seal. You know, back in the day, I was
Speaker 4: quite the can and catch around town.
Speaker 3: He could well be still around.
Speaker 5: He's down Serento somewhere.
Speaker 3: He lists next door to Eddie McGuire. All right, give
Speaker 3: us a call.
Speaker 4: Then, is there a TV advert you can just go
Speaker 4: go into straight away?
Speaker 3: Call me up nine four one for one oh four
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Speaker 4: All right, so this morning asking to call in if
Speaker 4: you can just straight at the top of your head.
Speaker 4: Recall a TV advert? Can you go straight into the jingle?
Speaker 4: Just did the jingle and the phone number?
Speaker 3: What can you do? Nine four one for one oh
Speaker 3: four three? Judy Enne, how are you going? All right?
Speaker 3: So Dancic on the show mates, you reckon?
Speaker 4: You can go straight into a TV advert that stayed
Speaker 4: in your brain many years later.
Speaker 10: Yes, I can do the Louis the flyer from the
Speaker 10: early two thousand.
Speaker 3: All right, off you go, buddy.
Speaker 2: Hey you passing there?
Speaker 11: Na, not your kid.
Speaker 10: I'm talking to all your flies and muzzies. Ortine has
Speaker 10: insects brain technology. Look this our other flies praise work
Speaker 10: the fly after missus the target. But Martin has droppers
Speaker 10: which are attracted to you guys. There's no escape your history.
Speaker 10: Oh jeez, I hate Martine.
Speaker 11: More smart, more simple, mortem.
Speaker 3: Typically increases.
Speaker 4: It was like a one man to play, really with
Speaker 4: all the different layers to that. Let's play it back,
Speaker 4: see how you go.
Speaker 3: On straight from rubbish to you.
Speaker 2: Straight?
Speaker 12: Who you?
Speaker 4: Julian's version was a lot better. Different Julian, thanks.
Speaker 3: To doing that. Mate. Pleasure pleasure cars have a good one,
Speaker 3: all right, and you Let's go to Robin. Good morning, Robin,
Speaker 3: how are you this morning. Haven't fun that?
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, just travel all the traffic un.
Speaker 3: And what's the TV advert that you can do.
Speaker 13: I'm a child of the nineties and I can't. I
Speaker 13: can still remember the pick apart commercial.
Speaker 3: Now our producers, Jack Offair heard this, got very, very excited.
Speaker 3: So I'm looking forward to him your one woman rendition
Speaker 3: of the pick Apart off you go, don't leave that
Speaker 3: courage is sitting here.
Speaker 13: Come to pick apart where everything's cheap, second hand parts
Speaker 13: for second hand cars.
Speaker 10: From a door to wheeler blah blah bah.
Speaker 1: Now pick apart.
Speaker 11: There's nothing on the shelf because you're bringing your tools
Speaker 11: and do it all yourself.
Speaker 3: Your father, this is it?
Speaker 14: Well, just sitting there. I hey, come to pick a
Speaker 14: pie where everything's cheap, secondhand parts is second hand cass
Speaker 14: from a door to a wheel or a ba now
Speaker 14: a pick apart. There's nothing on the show because you
Speaker 14: bring your tools.
Speaker 3: And do it all yourself. Robin fantastic. And Robin, have
Speaker 3: you ever had the knee to sing or try and
Speaker 3: recall that advert in the last sort of five or
Speaker 3: ten years.
Speaker 12: Well, it's one of.
Speaker 13: Those ones that with my sisters and I get around
Speaker 13: the table to that stuff.
Speaker 10: It's might just come out of nowhere and we can
Speaker 10: all start doing it.
Speaker 6: It's really interesting.
Speaker 3: That's great, Okay, thanks for giving us a cool have
Speaker 3: a good day, thank you. Justin all right, yes, justin?
Speaker 3: What's the TV advert you can do right off this
Speaker 3: off your head? Mate? The code sir, my dad, pixure
Speaker 3: fruits and go see Cotties mytorial that I like?
Speaker 4: Justin ballless performance there?
Speaker 3: All right? What's the TV advert you can do right
Speaker 3: off the top of your head? Nine four one four
Speaker 3: one o.
Speaker 1: Four three give us a call The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show,
Speaker 1: Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 4: All right, so this morning asking you to to go
Speaker 4: out and can you recite a TV advert right off
Speaker 4: the top of your head? Some great ones so far,
Speaker 4: a lot of trips down memory lanes this morning for
Speaker 4: your favorite TV adverts that you can still recall.
Speaker 3: Connie, good morning, good morning, Hey Connie. Right, what's the
Speaker 3: one for you? What can you what? TV advert one.
Speaker 13: Of Australia Farconics and the vegom song.
Speaker 3: All right, off you go.
Speaker 11: We're happy little vecuum matches, betters bread can be we
Speaker 11: all enjoy abts and for breakfast on genty. I'm say
Speaker 11: we're going stronger every single week because we love a
Speaker 11: virgin mat We all don't have vigion, Matte. It puts all.
Speaker 5: Go together now, Happy Veggie, Magsie busts back goods like.
Speaker 3: Your anthem.
Speaker 4: You're on the winner's podium in Australia and now the
Speaker 4: Australian national anthems we love you, mad, we are.
Speaker 5: I bet you make it brings and those Emil.
Speaker 3: Listen to the pats. She's like the sound of a killer.
Speaker 4: Chucky in they're singing Connie, thank you very much, greatly done.
Speaker 3: Done, thank you Alex.
Speaker 4: Hey, guys, are you ready to reunite everyone with Ken
Speaker 4: Bruce has gone mad?
Speaker 3: Off you go? Can Bruce has gone mad?
Speaker 11: Can Bruce has gone mad?
Speaker 4: And Bruce has gone mad.
Speaker 3: Ken Bruce has gone completely mad. Jack showed me the
Speaker 3: TV ad But right It is like some dodgy eighties
Speaker 3: adult movie. Ken starts off.
Speaker 4: He's in a homemade street jacket, he's rocking bause he's
Speaker 4: got mad with the crazy price discounts.
Speaker 3: Then he's someone's in suspenders writing two men on a leash.
Speaker 3: It's like a Madonna video. Bruces gone completely mad you
Speaker 3: want an advert though there's a.
Speaker 10: Factory seconds or less than half the prices.
Speaker 3: There is our brother Burns running the power.
Speaker 10: Now twet system of Doonna is running the show.
Speaker 3: I thought the prices were shape. They come quick while
Speaker 3: he's switches the madonna is running the show. So who's
Speaker 3: doing the demented voiceover? Is that the legendary Ken Bruce.
Speaker 6: Can Brith is starring in the ads, But I don't
Speaker 6: think he's the voiceover.
Speaker 3: Go you know what we need to do? We need
Speaker 3: to find whoever did this paying to come in here
Speaker 3: and go The bos Suit's gone mad every hour to
Speaker 3: go to ten shows, ten and five, The bus Suits Gone.
Speaker 1: Mad, The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 12: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Shows.
Speaker 15: Ten weeks of tickets. Every morning and sim thirty am
Speaker 15: your chance to win tickets to the biggest shows in town.
Speaker 15: Next week's all about.
Speaker 3: Maroon five are bringing their red Blue pell wildtor to
Speaker 3: the Rod Laver Arena February next year.
Speaker 4: Friday February, the twenty second Watch You by Live Nation
Speaker 4: Good News. Patsy announced this this morning at five thirty Am.
Speaker 3: Because she's a huge fan, and I know lots of
Speaker 3: you are as well.
Speaker 4: Brian Adams is coming back next year and we will
Speaker 4: have tickets every single day next week in a competition
Speaker 4: called When Patsy's Tickets to go and see Brian Adams.
Speaker 4: Starts Monday seven thirty am. So the waymen playing this
Speaker 4: is playing a game called panic, where we put five
Speaker 4: seconds on the clock. I give you a category and
Speaker 4: you have five seconds try and name as many as
Speaker 4: possible warm up rounds we'll be doing each day this
Speaker 4: week between producer Beck and pats One also far in
Speaker 4: the World Series.
Speaker 3: Patstrick can early lead Monday.
Speaker 4: Beck came back yesterday Patsy missed a really easy can
Speaker 4: I give me?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, easy category Greek gods? Yeah, really easy?
Speaker 4: All right, So I'll let you go first of all
Speaker 4: this morning it's another easy one. It's Greek philosophers.
Speaker 3: Come off it come Socrates Epus. Nothing. I mean, I
Speaker 3: tried to hap you out.
Speaker 6: Did you know you were first?
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 5: I didn't even know? No heads up as you use your.
Speaker 3: Greek philosophers. This is such a gimme, isn't it?
Speaker 14: All Right?
Speaker 3: Let's see our producer on good morning, but how are you.
Speaker 5: Morning guards or something? From numbers to five.
Speaker 3: Tomorrow tomorrow numbers back from five. I have a chance.
Speaker 4: All right, Pats will give you another instant rematch now,
Speaker 4: rulers of the Roman Empire.
Speaker 6: Caesar, that's the sound.
Speaker 5: I'm going to come in there and clip you on
Speaker 5: the ear today?
Speaker 3: What about top five Bogans on the sound of you there?
Speaker 3: Say that? All right? Beck, you're ready ready, Hey.
Speaker 4: Listen, thanks for coming yesterday to our little celebratory team lunch.
Speaker 3: It was lovely to see you there.
Speaker 5: He's on fire this morning.
Speaker 3: You went to the gym.
Speaker 8: Al right, producer, Beck, Okay, five seconds.
Speaker 3: On deadly Animals name them take buddies, Bass. It's not
Speaker 3: like you live in a country, whether of them? Team.
Speaker 3: So she did two, which is better than Pat's getting
Speaker 3: zero zero.
Speaker 4: All right, give us a care now nine four one
Speaker 4: four one o four three nine four one four one
Speaker 4: o four three.
Speaker 3: Pats have got another casking for you. Yeah what Brian
Speaker 3: Adams hits Summer of.
Speaker 5: Sixty nine Heaven. This game is really hard.
Speaker 4: It's not looking good for when Pats is Brian Adam's
Speaker 4: tickets next week.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: The Tristian O'Connell Breakfast Shows. Ten weeks of tickets.
Speaker 15: Every morning at seven thirty am, you'll chance to win tickets.
Speaker 3: Are the biggest shows in town.
Speaker 4: This week Maroon five next week. Brian Adam Spig news
Speaker 4: he's coming back. He's over in March. You can win
Speaker 4: your way there next week at seven thirty. Week after that,
Speaker 4: Son he meant to week ten weeks of tickets, Brian
Speaker 4: Adams take us to eleven weeks of tickets.
Speaker 3: Week twelve.
Speaker 4: It's just in week long tickets to go and see
Speaker 4: my daughter's score production of Aladdin.
Speaker 3: You can have my tickets. Noah asked me if I
Speaker 3: want to come to that? Yes, I know. No one's
Speaker 3: wanted to invite you.
Speaker 7: I just feel we're going to school play where I
Speaker 7: don't have any children there.
Speaker 3: If you sat with us, it's fine.
Speaker 4: If it's sat alone, questions are going to be asked,
Speaker 4: why is there a guy there by himself with no
Speaker 4: kids here? All right, so let's let them blame out panic.
Speaker 4: You get five seconds, I'll give you the category and
Speaker 4: off you go.
Speaker 3: See if you can do betther Than Pats. Let's get
Speaker 3: stellar up this morning. Good morning, Stella, Good morning Christian,
Speaker 3: good on and Stella. You well, you're having a good
Speaker 3: week so far.
Speaker 13: I'm having a great week now.
Speaker 10: That I'm here, where are you?
Speaker 4: Well, it sounds like give us a great week. But
Speaker 4: now you're here chatting to us, so it's taking a
Speaker 4: downward turn.
Speaker 13: No, no, it's not a damn ward turn.
Speaker 11: It's an upward turn.
Speaker 3: Come on, everything is going to be half half full,
Speaker 3: not half empty. Okay, and are you ready for Are
Speaker 3: you ready for a category? I'm ready? All right, Name
Speaker 3: as many as you can in five seconds. TV detectives.
Speaker 13: Oh my god, Remington Still.
Speaker 3: Remington Stell's that the piece Brosen and one.
Speaker 13: I'm showing my age.
Speaker 3: No, that's great. I remember that My mum had a
Speaker 3: massive crush on Remington Steel. Was it was before he
Speaker 3: was in bond? He was Remington Steel. Doesn't the name
Speaker 3: Remington Steel even sound eighties? Oh?
Speaker 7: Yeah, very much.
Speaker 3: Is anyone else in the world even called Remington? Is
Speaker 3: this a made up name? Isn't it? Remington Steel? Detective? Wow?
Speaker 4: We okay, you got one, but one great one there?
Speaker 4: Remington Still. You know he was when he became Bond.
Speaker 3: He'd been offered it before, but the people that were
Speaker 3: making him do sounds like he was held against his
Speaker 3: will making him do.
Speaker 4: Remington still wouldn't release him from his contract. He actually
Speaker 4: do a load more episodes, so he missed out on
Speaker 4: the first round of doing Bond movies.
Speaker 13: Oh he would have been stealing, all right.
Speaker 3: Still have stayed there. You might have won with one.
Speaker 3: Let's find out how your opponent gets on Jared. Good morning. Ye,
Speaker 3: I'm pretty good. Hope you having a good week as well.
Speaker 11: Jared, Yeah, good one here.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's see how I get on them five seconds
Speaker 4: your moment of panic. Name as many Melbourne radio stations.
Speaker 14: Five one.
Speaker 4: Three, that's three big eas as well, mainly Gold and
Speaker 4: there's a couple of other smaller sort of community ones.
Speaker 4: But they need to help over there, he does. All right, listen,
Speaker 4: you're the winner. You've got your moon five tickets. Well done,
Speaker 4: and listen there are tickets and then you know what
Speaker 4: there is, don't you.
Speaker 6: Jack, there's the Golden Ticket.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you could have a Golden ticket today this by
Speaker 3: listening to Gold one oh four point three exclusive.
Speaker 4: The Golden Ticket starts at ten am runs right through
Speaker 4: all day long till five o'clock. Just listening out for
Speaker 4: the Golden Song went yesterday at Cordobas for so are
Speaker 4: probably some time between ten and one, I would guess,
Speaker 4: but who knows.
Speaker 3: Make a note if it is between ten and one today.
Speaker 6: Why just for balance, you thinks?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I know how the Boss works, I know
Speaker 3: the playbook.
Speaker 4: I would guess if we have to play Boss Bingo
Speaker 4: between ten and one today, unless it's a double whammy
Speaker 4: and it'd be ten plus four again, we can anyway.
Speaker 8: We'll find out today only gold one oh four point
Speaker 8: three is golden ticket the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: Let's play this.
Speaker 12: It's the Facebook marketplace. Price is right, Katrina Jones, come
Speaker 12: on down, tame on one thing, come on to.
Speaker 3: And here's your host, Christian Oh, come on good morning.
Speaker 3: By the way, I tell you what I thought.
Speaker 4: You know sometimes where fat all boxes have their kind
Speaker 4: of walkout music. Yeah, I'd like you guys have a
Speaker 4: think nout about some kind of little musical stab we
Speaker 4: can play for your kind of theme tune when we
Speaker 4: play this. I've got two ideas. One for you chat
Speaker 4: one for you, Pats. I'll be interested and open to
Speaker 4: you having a song request each. Okay, all right, this
Speaker 4: how works? Then Facebook Marketplace might not even be aware
Speaker 4: that it exists. Think about eBay all right now, think
Speaker 4: about a shabbier, tattier version. Hey, let me intuce you
Speaker 4: to my friends on faceboo at marketplace selling all kinds
Speaker 4: of tap and the join in this game. As I
Speaker 4: read out the description, Jack and Pats take each other
Speaker 4: on trying to guess what it's being sold for. Now,
Speaker 4: the real thing in this is the detail what people
Speaker 4: are typing in to Facebook.
Speaker 3: You've seen Facebook, We've all used it.
Speaker 4: You've got the facility to look at it, read it back,
Speaker 4: think about I'm sharing this with the world. It's the
Speaker 4: world's biggest marketplace. And then you click no, that's fine.
Speaker 4: Post first one, easy one. It's a panda suit in
Speaker 4: great shape going into a quay small teens to small adults,
Speaker 4: says kids fourteen.
Speaker 3: But my husband wore it twice and I'm thinking once
Speaker 3: a fancy dress, two for fun time for some hot panda.
Speaker 6: Alright, what's your personal opinion of how good the suit is?
Speaker 3: Looks great? You know if you're into that kind of thing.
Speaker 4: We're at panda sex or sorry, uh, you know, panda play,
Speaker 4: Panda play, then.
Speaker 3: This is the one to go.
Speaker 6: Isn't that how they make pandas made of the zoo
Speaker 6: is getting.
Speaker 3: They don't get a keeper to dress up as one
Speaker 3: of them. I think, what what like a fluffer?
Speaker 6: I think I don't know exactly how it works. The
Speaker 6: zoo keeper goes in in the panda costume. I guess
Speaker 6: it acts sexy to make the.
Speaker 5: Other pans to stick a sugar gun.
Speaker 4: And then the guy or the work experienced kid or
Speaker 4: they'll say he is a zoo keeper. Okay, act sexy
Speaker 4: dressed as a panda.
Speaker 3: Maybe halla that's on Chinese voice. I just doing a
Speaker 3: panda action. Okay.
Speaker 7: Maybe it's our question for what we can think there's
Speaker 7: something in that, something in like they dress up as
Speaker 7: a sexy panda and then got to jump.
Speaker 3: In those animals.
Speaker 4: We need to say goodbye to pandas they don't like
Speaker 4: doing it, it's time to say goodbye to them.
Speaker 3: Bye pandas. If you don't want to do it, and
Speaker 3: time is up, Evel, she can't help me anymore. Why
Speaker 3: humans dressing up as you to have you getting the
Speaker 3: mood for it? Lay off? The bamboo made me sweak.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Fine, I think you're part panda.
Speaker 2: Jack.
Speaker 3: No, it doesn't make another human has to get more dressed.
Speaker 5: I'm going to bring this back into line. I'm going
Speaker 5: to start. Come on, I'm going to say thirty dollars, Jack,
Speaker 5: what do you reckon?
Speaker 3: Seventeen? I don't know.
Speaker 6: It could be one of those good ones with a
Speaker 6: proper head and everything.
Speaker 3: No, fifteen patch, you're in the first opening round. We
Speaker 3: go to the world of a world I love. Going
Speaker 3: into the engagement rings.
Speaker 4: Not again eighteen carrot yellow and white gold solitaire ring.
Speaker 4: Listen to the description selling this for my partner, Selling
Speaker 4: this for my partner, it's her ex's engagement ring.
Speaker 3: Too much detail? What has gone on there?
Speaker 5: That screams get rid of that?
Speaker 3: Yea, yeah, actually you're right. I thought of it like that.
Speaker 3: Selling this for my partner it's her exes engagement ring.
Speaker 7: Well, you can only imagine the conversation was, Hey, can
Speaker 7: you sell that? It reminds me of twenty or whoever
Speaker 7: it was. No, No, I don't want to sell it
Speaker 7: still has sentimental value. Then she's gone out of the house.
Speaker 5: If you were really serious about me, you'd sell that ree.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I can hear it all now, can't you? All right,
Speaker 3: it's for sale hear in Melbourne? How much do you
Speaker 3: think they're asking for?
Speaker 4: It's eighteen krric yellow white gold solitaire ring, the xes
Speaker 4: X one five hundred.
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm going to say twelve hundred.
Speaker 3: I thought Jack had it there.
Speaker 4: It's actually one thousand. Perhaps you're the nearest by two
Speaker 4: hundred bucks. Pats, he gets it, okay.
Speaker 3: Rustic.
Speaker 4: Whenever someone puts rustic, all right, they're trying to big
Speaker 4: something up. You know, you get that rustic breads and
Speaker 4: breads five thousand dollars. Rustic thongs with a different.
Speaker 3: Shabby dirty monkey second and sweaty feet shoes rustic thongs.
Speaker 3: The difference? Who who types this?
Speaker 4: In Great Christmas gift to yourself or a friend who
Speaker 4: happened to have a holiday home near the beach or
Speaker 4: a river.
Speaker 5: You've thought about that way too, her very specific?
Speaker 2: Isn't it?
Speaker 3: Rustic thongs with a difference?
Speaker 4: Great Christmas gift to yourself or your friend who happened
Speaker 4: to have a holiday home near the beach.
Speaker 3: Or a river?
Speaker 14: Bizarre?
Speaker 5: Are they rubber? Thongs just rubs.
Speaker 4: Listen, they look absolutely disgusting. Who wants second hand thongs?
Speaker 4: What has gone wrong in your life where you're looking
Speaker 4: out for second hand thongs?
Speaker 5: I'm going to say five dollars for this one?
Speaker 4: Worth two dollars, guys, they're rustic. It's twenty five dollars
Speaker 4: you can buy you go down Target or Kmar You're
Speaker 4: body by two pairs.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: Time for the second round of this.
Speaker 12: It's the Facebook Marketplace Price right, Petrina Jones tume on.
Speaker 1: Post Man.
Speaker 15: Here's your host, Christian.
Speaker 3: All right, round two.
Speaker 4: Before we go any further than some breaking production, I'm
Speaker 4: thinking just like Boxers, they have like kind of walk
Speaker 4: out music. So for Pats, I think when we play
Speaker 4: this every week Facebook Marketplace, the price is right.
Speaker 3: That's your new one from now on. Okay, I used
Speaker 3: to love that song tone like wild Things. This is
Speaker 3: the Pats Wow taken on Jack love that album. I'm
Speaker 3: so tired by the Beaters. I'm so tired.
Speaker 1: I'm sure.
Speaker 3: Taking of Wow.
Speaker 4: All right, then let's get into the second round. I
Speaker 4: read out the amazing description that some a human has
Speaker 4: timed us into Facebook about what they're selling. I'm just
Speaker 4: going to read this or not. I never edit these, Okay.
Speaker 4: Vintage old frog, very old, very sweet, by the way, Brisbane.
Speaker 3: I think it went in a bowl. It's so old
Speaker 3: I can't remember.
Speaker 4: Has a small bit of flaking at the back, front
Speaker 4: easily touched up, no marks. It's very old. It's it's
Speaker 4: a hot, it's a hideous licking its China frog. China
Speaker 4: frog with its mouth wide open and very old. It's
Speaker 4: so mate. It's a vintage old frog, very old, very sweet.
Speaker 4: It does not look sweet to me unless you've got
Speaker 4: a thing for frogs with their mouths wide open.
Speaker 6: Why are that part about the bowl?
Speaker 3: I don't remember. I think it was where went in
Speaker 3: the ball? It's so old I can't remember. Yeah, we
Speaker 3: got it.
Speaker 4: The word vintage covers it all right. How much you
Speaker 4: think this bit of tat is going for? You won't
Speaker 4: catch this on Antiques Road show that go get out
Speaker 4: take that rubbish with you.
Speaker 3: It's in Brisbane.
Speaker 5: I'm going to say fifty dollars, No, no, no, marsh
Speaker 5: less ten bucks.
Speaker 3: Jack gets awahen it's sixteen dollars. Well done, mister, bows.
Speaker 4: All right, Final two items, Abacus Tasmania. How does a
Speaker 4: Tasmanian describe the abacus? Learn to count the easy way.
Speaker 3: Again? Not my words?
Speaker 4: Learn to count the easy way over there in Tasmania.
Speaker 7: I think they invented calculated because they're easier than the
Speaker 7: abode exactly.
Speaker 3: And abacus? How much is this going for? Pass? What
Speaker 3: do you reckon?
Speaker 5: Twenty five bucks?
Speaker 3: Go very high today?
Speaker 7: Only schools ever have abocacy. You don't have an avocus
Speaker 7: at home?
Speaker 4: And no Huckey does as well? To work out how
Speaker 4: much the charge the station for each show? Huggy want
Speaker 4: three of the red ones that it takes it in
Speaker 4: every month of the boss, I do four red one today.
Speaker 3: What we're making him sound like a big cheap Indian
Speaker 3: as well? Anyway, how where are we?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, on air live Abacus Tasmania. I must be going
Speaker 3: for jack four dollars. Jack gets another winner's chack marks
Speaker 3: three to.
Speaker 4: All right, we're now into the final one. It's my
Speaker 4: favorite one possibly ever.
Speaker 5: You've got a chance to equal this.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, did you.
Speaker 6: Get three in the first one?
Speaker 3: Did?
Speaker 6: And this one's worth double points?
Speaker 3: Listen to this. I am a professional drawer person.
Speaker 8: Like that.
Speaker 3: It says it exactly like that. D W I'm a
Speaker 3: I'm a I'm a professional drawer person.
Speaker 6: I changed three red ones.
Speaker 3: Draw get this this next line? Is this flawed?
Speaker 13: Me?
Speaker 4: This has been my hobby ever since Frank left me.
Speaker 4: Oh dog, I mean who puts all that in the backstory?
Speaker 3: Frank left me? Why is Frank gone?
Speaker 4: I'm a professional drawer person. This has been my hobby
Speaker 4: since Frank left me. Order now and get yours ready
Speaker 4: in time for Christmas.
Speaker 3: No thought.
Speaker 7: I looked at the photo first, I thought that's actually
Speaker 7: some photo realism.
Speaker 6: Then I looked at the child's drawing a.
Speaker 3: Child as an adult. I've seen the photo of this
Speaker 3: this person.
Speaker 4: It's an adult, not just their underneath it Again it
Speaker 4: says professional animal portraits, not professional processional. Again, you look
Speaker 4: at it, you read it back, you click post how
Speaker 4: much this is going for? It's a animal.
Speaker 6: It's a photo of a dog side by side their
Speaker 6: drawing of a dog.
Speaker 3: There's a dog that's been in a house fire.
Speaker 6: Give the dog ilands.
Speaker 7: It looks the eyeballs are few, Yeah, they look a
Speaker 7: bit startled, all right.
Speaker 3: So for this processional animal portrait for the professional drawer person.
Speaker 3: How much per animal portrait?
Speaker 6: Well, that's custom obviously time time.
Speaker 3: You know, she's got a bit more time because Frank's
Speaker 3: bugging off.
Speaker 5: Okay, specially commissioned.
Speaker 3: Is it a woman?
Speaker 5: Why you're assuming it's a chick.
Speaker 3: Because I've seen the photo she's cuddling two cats. Frank
Speaker 3: didn't care for the cats or her I reckon twenty dollars.
Speaker 5: Now she's put professional on there. I'm going to say
Speaker 5: one twenty five.
Speaker 3: That is the winner at ninety bucks.
Speaker 8: Pat gets a final last minute when wild Thing wins
Speaker 8: it this week.
Speaker 3: Wild Thing wins it this week.
Speaker 4: If you see anything on Facebook Marketplace for next week,
Speaker 4: email me Christian at Gold one o four three dot
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Speaker 6: For a bit of fun. Can we send three photos
Speaker 6: of us and pay the money and see what we
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Speaker 4: I don't think it's a coincidence that the latest radio
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Speaker 4: Big news the last twenty four hours coming out of Bunnings.
Speaker 4: The classic sausage Sizzle all change. It's the world we
Speaker 4: live in now, Health and Safety, OHS, new regulations, they're changing,
Speaker 4: changing everything to the DNA of the sausage sizzle is
Speaker 4: we all When you buy into it, you want the
Speaker 4: taste the onion first, then the sizzle of the sausage.
Speaker 7: I don't know what they're trying to achieve with the change.
Speaker 7: So you get your sausage in bread and you put
Speaker 7: onion on it, and that's how it works, even for
Speaker 7: hot dogs or any the onion goes on top. So
Speaker 7: perhaps you've got the details you'll be talking about the
Speaker 7: morning one.
Speaker 3: Yeah're so dominished.
Speaker 5: They've sent out a memo to say onion are to
Speaker 5: go on top of the sausage and not directly on
Speaker 5: the bread, because it's seeping through the bread, dropping on
Speaker 5: the floor and a number of customers.
Speaker 4: All I think what they've done, Pats is the onions
Speaker 4: are going in first is under the sausage to keep
Speaker 4: it safe, there to stop it.
Speaker 5: Oh, I thought it was the other way around.
Speaker 3: If you read the.
Speaker 7: Story, it makes sense because onions on top anyway, and
Speaker 7: that was the that's it feels like the original. I
Speaker 7: don't think onions are seeping through the bread.
Speaker 3: Well, do you know what's what I thought? Let's let's
Speaker 3: ask Melbourne right now who has slipped on or fallen
Speaker 3: over some onion outside Bunnings. Let's just let's just be curious.
Speaker 3: There's just wonder till the next twenty minutes. I wonder.
Speaker 4: Do we think we're going to get a single call
Speaker 4: from anyone who slipped a disk or hurt their hip
Speaker 4: because they fell, tripped over or slipped on some onions
Speaker 4: from the sistle outside of Bunnings.
Speaker 3: All right, call me up up if that has happened
Speaker 3: to you.
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Speaker 4: So Bunnings in the last twenty four hour US Neural
Speaker 4: new regulations. Ohs onions have to be placed underneath the sausage,
Speaker 4: not like a news reader between the jones said.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's been a change, you gotta put the onions
Speaker 3: on the top.
Speaker 4: The only reason I found this sub was because I
Speaker 4: went to a professional newsread that Ross and Johnno have
Speaker 4: three aw and listen, Pats. All I would say is
Speaker 4: I don't mind last night that you drank a margarite
Speaker 4: to the size of a goldfish one. Don't mind, I
Speaker 4: don't mind. Enjoy it, Okay, size of a sort of
Speaker 4: spaceman's helmet. She posted it, didn't she did you see it?
Speaker 3: It was huge?
Speaker 6: Id you gone to a full moon? Patty?
Speaker 5: And are you at school?
Speaker 1: Eas?
Speaker 4: We she's on kon tiki tool last night and then
Speaker 4: obviously has a problem where just reading out.
Speaker 3: The news story. But yeah, the thing is they're putting
Speaker 3: the onions underneath.
Speaker 4: The sausage now because apparently we're all slipping on the onions.
Speaker 3: It's just chaos out there.
Speaker 4: It's just a mountain of bodies, you know, one like
Speaker 4: a pile up there outside the front of the Bunnings.
Speaker 3: So this morning, I merely want to know is anyone
Speaker 3: here in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Ever been two Bunnings and slipped on a loose onion
Speaker 4: on the fourlad or try to step over it and
Speaker 4: then trips are falling over.
Speaker 3: We've got a couple of calls. Good morning, Debbie, Hi,
Speaker 3: how are you? I'm good, Debbie, Thanks for giving us
Speaker 3: a call.
Speaker 4: So have you slipped on some loose onions from a
Speaker 4: sizzle outside Bunnings?
Speaker 13: Not myself, but my girlfriend has.
Speaker 3: Really what happened to her?
Speaker 13: She was walking through Bunning someone had eaten a sausage
Speaker 13: suason and the onion fell out. She slipped on it,
Speaker 13: sold down and she heard a hip and she's had
Speaker 13: two lots of surgery to her hip.
Speaker 3: Oh really hurt it? Then?
Speaker 13: Yeah, So she's been off work with yeah, significant injury
Speaker 13: and had two operations on it. So she's recovering now.
Speaker 6: She's like patient zero. Is she the reason that you
Speaker 6: made this new rule?
Speaker 13: Sorry? Yeah, possibly she'd be one of them.
Speaker 3: Yes, all right, Jebick, thanks for giving us a call.
Speaker 6: No worries, that's raight bye.
Speaker 3: All right. So I've got an idea.
Speaker 14: Now.
Speaker 4: Last week I was talking about how I went to
Speaker 4: Bunnings for the first time and I saw amazing. Is
Speaker 4: that an Aladdin's cave, all kinds of things there. Suddenly
Speaker 4: you wander around, you see all the discounts. You think,
Speaker 4: I end up buying stuff I haven't even used yet.
Speaker 4: I'm even sure I need it, because I wasn't strong
Speaker 4: enough to resist the law. I even saw something called
Speaker 4: a log splitter that was on sale. I don't live
Speaker 4: in a forest. I don't need to be splitting logs.
Speaker 4: I thought I might need that one day, and it's
Speaker 4: heavily discounted. I want to get in now before I
Speaker 4: come back in a couple of time when I'm living
Speaker 4: in the mountains or something and I need a log splitter,
Speaker 4: and it's so much more expensive. And then I saw
Speaker 4: it the Genie, and it was like it was like
Speaker 4: an epiphany. It was a cement mixer for seven hundred
Speaker 4: and forty nine dollars. And as soon as I saw that,
Speaker 4: I thought, I'm going to have you for the radio show. Well,
Speaker 4: I I'd like, I seriously want to buy this bunning
Speaker 4: cement mixer and see if we can start making Margarita's
Speaker 4: with it. Perhaps it'll be all into that. Anything we'd
Speaker 4: get fishing her out, she'd dive in. There were a
Speaker 4: little Frogman's masks. So it's seven hundred and fifty dollars
Speaker 4: and I think this show needs a cement mixer. We
Speaker 4: make the margarite, and we could posibly come to your
Speaker 4: workplace now at the moment we have This is how
Speaker 4: radio works. Because I mentioned this last week. Normally a
Speaker 4: couple of plugs of Bunnings. Look what's here the next day,
Speaker 4: cement mixer for us. However, they've obviously spoken to someone
Speaker 4: at Bunnings who's gone. I need to check where Terry's
Speaker 4: not his snaps and Achillesy fellow with some monions outside
Speaker 4: of the front here and got stuck in the sizzle.
Speaker 4: I've got to speak to Derek. Derek's got to wipe
Speaker 4: his backside.
Speaker 3: It was cement mixer. We don't we need on me.
Speaker 6: I'm tired socially, they don't want to play ball.
Speaker 4: So I now have an idea. Okay, here's what I need.
Speaker 4: Need your help, Jack, Okay, I need you.
Speaker 6: It's impossible to just buy the cement mix we have.
Speaker 3: Mind.
Speaker 4: I did actually the other day say tomorrow, could I
Speaker 4: get this on the credit card? And she's like, she
Speaker 4: was like, just try another way first. She didn't say no, though,
Speaker 4: all right, what about I think I've.
Speaker 3: Found a way.
Speaker 4: Now you know the lawyer here, Sarah, amazing, one of
Speaker 4: the greatest. Okay, you me her, we go on a
Speaker 4: little trip. Where are we going, Bunnies? I need a
Speaker 4: prop from you in your in your pocket, some loose onions.
Speaker 3: You go ahead of me. You chuck a load on
Speaker 3: the floor. I walk in.
Speaker 4: Hi there, I'm Gold one oh four point three's Christian
Speaker 4: o color Ah.
Speaker 3: They never teja again. He might speak to my lawyer, Sarah,
Speaker 3: speak to them. They do a deal.
Speaker 4: They don't want this terrible publicity. I don't want any money. Wow,
Speaker 4: how much money does he want to keep this out
Speaker 4: of the front page.
Speaker 3: Of the Herald Son.
Speaker 4: He wants a cement mixer. Help yourself, help yourself. We
Speaker 4: leave with a cement mixer and all you need is
Speaker 4: some loose onions and the lawyer.
Speaker 3: Sarah.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's get this done today. I'll have that cement
Speaker 4: mixer tomorrow.
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Speaker 4: Some more on my mission to secure a Bunnings seven
Speaker 4: hundred and fifty nine dollars cement mixer for the show
Speaker 4: to turn into a MARGARITEA mixer has had a tweet
Speaker 4: here from Patrick listening to.
Speaker 3: Us right now on a building site. A lot of
Speaker 3: other fellow hard work in tradees.
Speaker 4: Got a lot of trades listen to this radio station now,
Speaker 4: they're very loyal listeners to traders. Oh see, you walk
Speaker 4: into a Bunnings with me a concrete and I assure
Speaker 4: you you'll walk out with your cement mixer.
Speaker 3: Hashtag done?
Speaker 6: Is he is that criminal activity?
Speaker 4: Or is that I think, look, let's call that plan
Speaker 4: B if we don't get it through threatening them with
Speaker 4: me having a fake accident.
Speaker 7: Or is he saying that he's a concretor so they
Speaker 7: get free cement mixers? I don't say what.
Speaker 5: Will cost price?
Speaker 4: Now I get the feeling from the tone and the
Speaker 4: hashtag have done that he's saying that they will create
Speaker 4: a diversion.
Speaker 3: Maybe all right?
Speaker 4: So and this just the record, This breakfast show does
Speaker 4: not condone stealing of Bunning's cement mixers. All right, Okay,
Speaker 4: then today's at work time waster sad news yesterday about
Speaker 4: the Great stan Lee, a genius passing away. New Zealand
Speaker 4: newspaper made a big mistake. The Gisborne Herald. Picture of
Speaker 4: Stanley with Rip Spike Lee slightly different man who's very
Speaker 4: much alive.
Speaker 3: So today in honor of our friends and colleagues in
Speaker 3: the printingstry over at the Gisborne Herald.
Speaker 4: Change a letter ruin a celebrity's name, all right, instead
Speaker 4: of Winnie Mandela.
Speaker 3: Topical, I've gone Tinny Mander.
Speaker 4: I've struggled with the I've gone Tinny Mandela instead of Gandhy.
Speaker 3: Another topical name, Randy, that's better.
Speaker 4: Ben Diesel instead of Vin Diesel, Tom Bruise, that's good,
Speaker 4: Lady Lager, that's better.
Speaker 3: And lou Jackman Hugh Jackman, Jack, I allude like a toilet. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: well done.
Speaker 4: I thought like Louise. Now it's a different thing. Oh,
Speaker 4: change the sex of a celebrity, Jack, What have you
Speaker 4: got them for? Change a letter ruin a celebrity name.
Speaker 3: Dunny Minogue.
Speaker 4: Well, she ever needs to bring out some more merchandise
Speaker 4: so she can have their own toilet seats available at Bunning's.
Speaker 3: Dunny Minogue's Miley Sinus.
Speaker 4: Again, if she wants to go into pharmaceuticals with CHEMISTO
Speaker 4: the warehouse, we should do celebrity merchandise tomorrow for the
Speaker 4: time was through.
Speaker 7: Okay, I don't know what this merchandise would be Fat
Speaker 7: Damon instead of Matt Damon and Britney smears.
Speaker 3: Let's leave that one, all right. Then the best one
Speaker 3: we get you in the next ten minutes.
Speaker 4: We've got a double gold Class voucher thanks to Village
Speaker 4: Cinemas Gold Class all right. Then text in now then
Speaker 4: change a letter ruin a celebrity's name.
Speaker 3: They see what you've got. Hopefully you could do a
Speaker 3: bit better than me and Jack.
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Speaker 4: Next half for now, keep listening to the show. We
Speaker 4: got the first bead tickets. You go and see Brian
Speaker 4: Adams live before Patsy. You can get your hands on them.
Speaker 7: I actually know the cupboard where they keep him past
Speaker 7: because we should.
Speaker 3: We should. It's radio stations all over the world. They
Speaker 3: do the whole.
Speaker 4: They are a lot to win, the cupboard, the prize vault,
Speaker 4: the prize coveroard, all stuff like that. We need to
Speaker 4: buy a vault one day and actually have some something
Speaker 4: in there. All right, then, So today, because over in
Speaker 4: New Zealand.
Speaker 3: A slight mistake with the obriituary headline for the Great
Speaker 3: Stanley R. I p Spike Lee, Who's very much alive,
Speaker 3: but with a picture from beige banner headline. So change
Speaker 3: a letter ruin a celebrity's name. John Revolta strong stuff,
Speaker 3: not better than what Jack and id is.
Speaker 4: Well done, Angela, John Rabolta, Paul Bogan, simple and effective
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Speaker 3: And Ashwod well done. Brad's it.
Speaker 4: Silver plus Adam in box Hills South three one two eight,
Speaker 4: No idea what you give me a full postal address?
Speaker 3: We can't enter into correspondence. Okay, fartin Sheen, I like that.
Speaker 3: I know you would.
Speaker 4: Bread Pitt, Oh yeah, Silver, Amanda and Rosebud Eric Banana
Speaker 4: said banner silver. That's from Chris Smell Gibson, childish but
Speaker 4: funny Smell Gibson silil plus Tom Stanks. I've had quite
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Speaker 4: Silver Bond snot legend, be a CDC Bon Snott sivil
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Speaker 3: Jack mel Gibbon, Yes, we love it Gibbon, very good, Yes,
Speaker 3: Rude Law silver plus. It's not going to get aywhere
Speaker 3: near Meil Gibbon?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 3: Henry Tinkler? Oh that's good.
Speaker 6: That's actually a creeper gold.
Speaker 4: But it is ice pube. Ah as that it's next
Speaker 4: to Henry Winkler on my text machine as well. You've
Speaker 4: got the Henry Tinkler and the ice pube.
Speaker 5: That's a Tinkler.
Speaker 4: Hulk Bogan, Yeah, we had Paul Bogan silver. Are we
Speaker 4: today's winner? Who's getting the gold?
Speaker 7: I like, what what do you think between Mel Gibbon
Speaker 7: because we love it so much and John Revolta and
Speaker 7: my two favorites.
Speaker 3: Mel Gibbeh Gibber Wednesday, Well down everyone, the.
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Speaker 4: I know you do not keep taking the mickey. How
Speaker 4: I'm gonna melt. I'm going to struggle when the real
Speaker 4: summer rocks here. And I really really am. I thought
Speaker 4: Sunday was a heat wave, you know, and it was
Speaker 4: like twenty five twenty six, it was. It was beautiful,
Speaker 4: but chuck another ten on. You know we used to
Speaker 4: going too that for a week or two on holiday,
Speaker 4: not working and living in that kind of temperature.
Speaker 3: But you, yes, sir, I found it really humid yesterday
Speaker 3: evening it was so many This is.
Speaker 6: The first time that we put on their air con
Speaker 6: at home and I'm living.
Speaker 3: You say home, you're back at mum and Dad's player.
Speaker 7: I'm back at Mum and Dad's players. Dad traditionally hates
Speaker 7: the air con being on. Ever, I don't even know
Speaker 7: why they have it in the house because it's never
Speaker 7: allowed to be on. So my idea was to turn
Speaker 7: it on momentarily, just cool down the house whiles at work.
Speaker 4: And then a couple of minutes to cool the house. Stanning,
Speaker 4: and you're an adult. Now you're thirty one. You don't
Speaker 4: need to worry about the old man chinding. You're channing
Speaker 4: you off, right.
Speaker 7: But I forgot to turn it off by the time
Speaker 7: he got home and sat down at the dinner table
Speaker 7: when he started and he goes, is the air connon?
Speaker 6: I'm transported back instantly.
Speaker 3: You're not the thirty one adult.
Speaker 7: Because Bianca doesn't know it's such a crime, she said,
Speaker 7: oh yeah, Jack turned it on early.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, so are you grounded this weekend?
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