WEBVTT - Ken Bruce Has Gone Mad 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:04.160 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Podcast, Melbourn's Gold one oh 0:00:04.280 --> 0:00:05.000 four point. 0:00:04.800 --> 0:00:09.680 Three Live from Level two twenty one to thirty one, 0:00:09.840 --> 0:00:15.000 Goodwood Street. Wretchman, this is the Chris Jian o'condinal Breakfast 0:00:15.000 --> 0:00:18.160 Show on Melbourn's Gold one oh four point three. 0:00:19.680 --> 0:00:20.160 Good morning. 0:00:20.200 --> 0:00:22.919 It's a show number one oh five Wednesday morning. I 0:00:22.960 --> 0:00:25.079 hope you well this morning. It's the Christian O'Connell Breakfast 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:26.280 Show Busy show today. 0:00:26.320 --> 0:00:28.640 Before we get into it, Good morning. 0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:30.760 Pats, Hello, Pats. 0:00:30.760 --> 0:00:34.840 I one, if you could just define the word embargo. 0:00:35.680 --> 0:00:38.960 Well, you can't say anything about it until a certain point. 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:39.760 Why what have I done? 0:00:39.800 --> 0:00:40.000 Now? 0:00:40.200 --> 0:00:42.600 I understand obviously a couple of weeks ago I fell 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:45.880 foul of you because I was all bringing out details 0:00:45.920 --> 0:00:47.960 from a newspaper of the itinery. 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:50.040 Of the Royal Yes, naughty, naughty yeah, when. 0:00:49.920 --> 0:00:51.400 They were coming to Melbourne and where they were going 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:53.120 to be going, and he said, look, you know it's 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:53.680 an embargo. 0:00:53.760 --> 0:00:54.400 We can't talk. 0:00:54.240 --> 0:00:56.320 About your track. Basically that's what I said. 0:00:56.360 --> 0:00:57.920 So last week, do you remember when we got the 0:00:57.960 --> 0:01:00.880 news that Brian Adams very excited for you because he's 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:03.360 coming back to Melbourne next year, and that I would 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:06.479 be breaking the news on the show during the breakfast show, 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:09.760 which begins now. Who so imagine when I come in 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:13.320 this morning, as always do, I turn on my favorite 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:16.360 news read at five thirty and you're going, Brian Eedams 0:01:16.400 --> 0:01:18.119 is coming at five thirty. 0:01:18.319 --> 0:01:19.120 It's in the papers. 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:22.280 Yeah, but the itinery for the Prince was in the 0:01:22.280 --> 0:01:24.440 papers and you had a massive go at me got 0:01:24.520 --> 0:01:25.120 all shirty. 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:28.600 Yeah, but this is Brian, that's the royal family. 0:01:28.800 --> 0:01:29.399 You know something. 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:31.119 I care about the royals. I care about Brian. 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:31.280 Now. 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:33.640 I know you're excited, you guys coming back here, but 0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:35.880 you mightn't wait, oh for an hour? 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:38.880 No, I couldn't reard myself. 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:42.000 Well, the good news is is all SIC's right. You're 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:44.199 a lot of trouble because the pr company who've given 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:46.840 us tickets to give away next week on ten weeks 0:01:46.840 --> 0:01:48.800 of tickets now becomes eleven weeks of tickets. 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:49.920 They're unhappy. 0:01:50.560 --> 0:01:52.680 Oh really yeah, and. 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:54.280 You will struggle to get free tickets. 0:01:54.800 --> 0:01:56.000 Well i'll pay, I don't care. 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:57.280 Well, it's going to sell out. 0:01:57.320 --> 0:01:59.320 You want me to go, but you dare say that 0:02:00.200 --> 0:02:01.800 and I'll be there and I'm going to have like 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:04.120 a load of empty seats next to me. Well, I 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:05.800 canna have a load of empty seats next to me. 0:02:07.280 --> 0:02:09.080 Egs out there and just lie down and go. This 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:11.240 is where you could have been. Pats and I probably 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:13.360 sat on the side of the stage with ba as well. 0:02:13.560 --> 0:02:17.400 Oh don't you die, don't you don't you? 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:20.640 Don't you know? Hey, big news. 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:22.440 Something else is coming to Melbourne next year. 0:02:22.480 --> 0:02:23.560 Do you guys have heard about this? 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:25.799 I heard about it in Paths five thirty years. 0:02:26.040 --> 0:02:28.520 She wasn't breaking this. I'm staring to open up a 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:32.760 guest list. UFC is coming to Melbourne in February. 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:34.400 Yeah, what exciting. 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:35.000 That's good. 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:37.960 It's the world's most exciting combat sport. It's coming to 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:41.760 Melbourne again. Bobby Knuckles is fighting again. Australia has the 0:02:41.800 --> 0:02:45.320 world middleweight champion. My favorite UFC fighter is Robert Whitaker. 0:02:45.560 --> 0:02:46.880 Fights out of Australia and. 0:02:47.040 --> 0:02:50.280 He's fighting again. It's fit. He's got over his injuries. February. 0:02:50.320 --> 0:02:52.440 I think it's a Sunday morning because the time ement's 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:53.840 going live to America. 0:02:54.240 --> 0:02:56.079 Ten Am, will Conor McGregor be here. 0:02:57.600 --> 0:02:59.840 I don't know. I don't work for the UFC. We 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:05.760 will Vince mcmahony. There will Father Christmas be watching as well. Yes, 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:07.200 so look, Jesus is going to be there. They're all 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:09.079 going to be there. Brian Allen's gonna stick around before 0:03:09.080 --> 0:03:12.920 he's flipping gig as well. All right, we're gonna I 0:03:12.919 --> 0:03:17.080 think you enjoy this. I've come in this morning, and Whippy, 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:20.000 who does a great show here mid mornings. She's on 0:03:20.080 --> 0:03:22.240 for one o'clock, right, does a great show. Whippy has 0:03:22.280 --> 0:03:27.560 accidentally left his Twitter account open, and I'm not strong 0:03:27.680 --> 0:03:28.919 enough to log him out. 0:03:29.400 --> 0:03:31.600 I'm just not strong enough to log him out. I'm 0:03:31.639 --> 0:03:32.519 looking at it right now. 0:03:32.600 --> 0:03:36.440 I really sent one tweet out from him. I wonder 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:38.880 this morning if I'm going to stick on a song, 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:40.920 Jack and Pats, why don't you ever think about what 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:42.800 you'd like Whippy to say to the world? 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:45.680 Right now? Okay, we can. We've got we're in control 0:03:45.720 --> 0:03:48.120 of Whippy's Twitter posts pretty much until he wakes up. 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:50.160 What time do you think he gets up in the morning? Now? Ten? 0:03:50.960 --> 0:03:51.920 He's got young kids. 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:54.920 I reckon, We've got half an hour forty five minutes 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:57.480 and then he's up. Okay, you'd be watching Pepper Pig 0:03:57.560 --> 0:03:59.320 or some brain rotting nonsense. 0:03:59.360 --> 0:03:59.680 Like that. 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:03.600 So we've got forty five minutes of Whippy's Twitter account. 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:04.840 What should we say? 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:08.880 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point. 0:04:08.680 --> 0:04:12.080 Three, So Whippy does a great show here, works very hard. 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:13.080 Love you guy as well. 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:17.240 And his Twitter account, he's left it open obviously from 0:04:17.240 --> 0:04:21.159 his show yesterday and someone hasn't logged him out. I'm 0:04:21.200 --> 0:04:22.880 not strong enough to shut that down and log him 0:04:22.920 --> 0:04:25.200 out today, so I've already sent out a couple of 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:28.040 little tweets on his behalf trying to get some tickets 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:29.560 for the Spice Girls love them? 0:04:29.760 --> 0:04:30.960 Who's yeah? Faith? 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:34.719 And Today's Fake Tang Day and I'm getting my butt waxed? 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:37.159 So what else would you like me to say on 0:04:37.279 --> 0:04:38.680 behalf of Whippy? 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:40.800 We should say as well at Whippy Radio if you 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:43.520 want to follow him on Twitter and see his change 0:04:43.560 --> 0:04:46.039 in attitude of the kind of we're tift heading out to. 0:04:46.040 --> 0:04:47.960 That and possibly sexuality preference. 0:04:47.960 --> 0:04:49.480 Who knows what could be happening to him for the 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:51.680 next forty five minutes before he wakes up. 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:54.200 Okay, Jack, how good to you? First of all? What 0:04:54.200 --> 0:04:57.239 would you like me to tweet on behalf of Whippy 0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:57.600 to the. 0:04:57.520 --> 0:05:00.360 World, something along the lines of it's been a great 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:02.240 eighteen years in the radio industry. 0:05:02.880 --> 0:05:06.120 Well, it's resigning. I think we go straight in with 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:09.600 the strong stuff. You can't quit to everybody. 0:05:09.800 --> 0:05:12.800 Kids at my Gold family, I love you and I'll 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:13.159 miss you. 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:15.080 Which station do we think you'd go for? 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:16.239 Smith? 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:24.919 Okay, so hanging on with so hey guys and whippie fans. 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:36.480 Had gold had an asse full of gold, hads had. 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:52.600 And of all that gold bs bys and huggy yep, and. 0:05:54.760 --> 0:05:57.160 We be obviously on straight after hugging, it would make 0:05:57.279 --> 0:06:01.080 sense that they have a feud every day the time. 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:03.680 Yeah, so far, I've got hey guys and whippy fans 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:06.680 had an ass full of all that gold bs and 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:08.119 hugging naked all the time? 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:16.680 Heading two smooth, smooth, what spot overnights? 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:28.080 Yeah, great, shift. 0:06:23.480 --> 0:06:30.360 To six am, Join me from Monday, Join me from 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:41.279 Monday for Boo Blay Boo Blaye and Sam Smith and 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:50.599 Sam Smith and then those three again and again have 0:06:50.680 --> 0:06:53.200 you okay number of characters? 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:56.200 No, because the extension so far, I've got hey guys 0:06:56.200 --> 0:06:58.880 and whippy fans had an aspho of all that gold 0:06:58.920 --> 0:07:01.640 bis and hugging naked all the time heading to smooth 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:05.320 overnights mid nineteen six am, join me from Monday for 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:08.360 Boo Blay, Boo Blay and Sam Smith and then those 0:07:08.400 --> 0:07:09.440 three again and again. 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:12.520 That's a big exclusive path for your friends over at 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:15.360 the radio inside a website? 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:16.880 Am I really putting tweet now on this? 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:17.280 Yeah? 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:19.640 Yeah? 0:07:19.840 --> 0:07:25.600 Oh gone, Oh no, he's upset smooth and gold now 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:27.560 with this? All right? What else should I tweet? Give 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:29.160 me a call nine four one four one. 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:32.600 Oh four three the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's gold 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:33.760 one oh four point three. 0:07:33.960 --> 0:07:36.560 All right, so Whippy who you can hear from one 0:07:36.560 --> 0:07:39.600 o'clock today he'll be doing the gold one oh four 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:42.680 point three is exclusive Golden ticket of course, listening out 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:45.560 for that Golden song between ten and five. Whippy is A. 0:07:46.000 --> 0:07:47.720 Let me just say this first of all, before I 0:07:47.800 --> 0:07:50.320 undo all the good work. Is A is a brilliant 0:07:50.360 --> 0:07:53.040 music presenter and looked after the Breakfast show before I 0:07:53.200 --> 0:07:53.720 started that. 0:07:53.960 --> 0:07:55.520 However, he's left his. 0:07:55.480 --> 0:07:59.240 Twitter account open and it's just too tempting to write 0:07:59.240 --> 0:08:01.880 tweets and half right now, I reckon, we've got an 0:08:01.880 --> 0:08:03.800 about half an hour in charge of before he calls 0:08:03.840 --> 0:08:06.880 in and says stop or change his password. So far 0:08:07.040 --> 0:08:11.360 then he's just tweeted, said a couple of retweets as 0:08:11.360 --> 0:08:12.760 well from people. If you want to follow him, I'm 0:08:12.760 --> 0:08:15.760 going have a look from on Twitter. He's at Whippy Radio. 0:08:16.360 --> 0:08:18.960 Hey guys and Whippy fans had an asph of all 0:08:19.040 --> 0:08:22.280 that gold bs and hugging naked all the time, heading 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:25.360 too smooth overnights midnight to six am. Join me from 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:29.280 Monday for Booblee, Boobley and Sam Smith and then those 0:08:29.320 --> 0:08:32.360 three again and again. I'm just going to send another 0:08:32.400 --> 0:08:36.560 one right now. That says the more I hear Trump speak, 0:08:37.760 --> 0:08:39.600 the more I like him. 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:40.839 Get political with him. 0:08:41.120 --> 0:08:44.520 That's sad. Is that too much? Is that too much? 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:51.440 Maybe you're happy for me get in trouble and then 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:53.520 later on today you'll go out to it. Guy, I really, 0:08:53.920 --> 0:08:56.199 I really thought that that Trump one was too much, right, 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:58.240 I'm taking that one out. Okay, what else shall we 0:08:58.280 --> 0:09:01.480 send on his behalf? Let's got a Daz on the lines. 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:04.000 Good morning, Dazy, I'm good. 0:09:04.040 --> 0:09:07.000 Okay, So what would you like our presents a Whippy 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:08.439 to tweet to the world right now? 0:09:09.000 --> 0:09:15.120 I am Jollie man, I am. 0:09:15.160 --> 0:09:16.960 It would be kind of it is a whippy thing 0:09:17.000 --> 0:09:27.400 to do to take somebody else's praise from earlier this week. Actually, 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:30.080 we should make sure we're always shutting down all accounts 0:09:30.080 --> 0:09:31.040 at the end of our show. 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:32.400 We are vulnerable. 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:36.040 Okay, Daz, I've just tweeted that on behalf of him 0:09:36.040 --> 0:09:39.400 that he is trolley man. Okay, all right, thanks not Dez, 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:41.800 He's going to get you back as well. 0:09:41.920 --> 0:09:46.400 Des Shane, morning, how are we? I'm pretty good, Shane, 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:49.440 nervous and worried about the repercussions. But Shane, what do 0:09:49.440 --> 0:09:50.640 you think we should tweet. 0:09:50.440 --> 0:09:56.000 Next May Whippy at four am Monday morning for free 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:59.960 coffee and fond autograph in con Federation Twitt. 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:05.520 Meet me at five am for free coffee? Was that free. 0:10:05.320 --> 0:10:09.520 Coffee signed autographs Monday morning at Federation Square? 0:10:10.240 --> 0:10:12.520 What about meet me at five am for free coffee 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:13.800 plus extras. 0:10:15.720 --> 0:10:17.000 It's brilliant. 0:10:17.080 --> 0:10:17.600 I like it. 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:21.680 That's extras and then that kind of you know, that's extras. 0:10:22.440 --> 0:10:31.000 Federation Square, yees, Federation Square come alone? 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:36.720 Were a red rose in shirt pocket? 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:46.720 Red don'tant to accidentally get in your shirt pocket? 0:10:47.679 --> 0:10:51.520 Great? All right, sending that Okay, thanks a lot, Shane, 0:10:51.559 --> 0:10:54.640 cheers may have a good day, all right, keep this going? 0:10:54.640 --> 0:10:55.640 Then what else can we send on? 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:57.840 Behalf of Whippy on his Twitter account call me up 0:10:57.880 --> 0:11:00.200 nine four one four one four three and. 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:03.640 O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three. 0:11:03.800 --> 0:11:07.079 So Whippy, brilliant presenter, He's here Monday to Friday, one 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:09.680 o'clock in the afternoon. Back today your chance with the 0:11:09.920 --> 0:11:12.920 gold one oh four point three exclusive Golden. 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:15.640 Ticket and the big one Golden ticket. Then get you 0:11:15.720 --> 0:11:16.480 and whoever you want. 0:11:16.559 --> 0:11:19.600 It's all the biggest shows in town and back today 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:23.040 from ten am right through till five. However, Whippy has 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:26.280 left his Twitter account open and we have been in 0:11:26.400 --> 0:11:29.640 charge of his recent activity. I've just done a couple 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:32.280 of song, just done a couple join that Michael Jackson song. 0:11:33.440 --> 0:11:35.520 I think Sex and the City is way better than 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:38.880 Game of Thrones. Harry Styles has got more talent than 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:42.200 Hendrix or Springsteen. And then I've just seen a tweet 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:47.400 from Whippy himself. Oh no to me, the game is up, 0:11:47.440 --> 0:11:49.960 I said, half an hour forty five minutes. Do you 0:11:50.000 --> 0:11:54.640 want my Instagram password? I need some more activity and followers. 0:11:54.640 --> 0:11:58.319 There too, also is Jack from Engineering there he better 0:11:58.360 --> 0:12:01.240 not be when I get there, he left the account open. 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:03.040 He is here. 0:12:04.160 --> 0:12:08.559 Jack is here, and Jack. 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:12.600 Has just changed Whippy's profile pick to a beautiful one, 0:12:12.960 --> 0:12:16.480 a lovely photo of smiling Whippy with a massive heart 0:12:16.559 --> 0:12:17.920 and the spice Girl's loco. 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:20.880 All right, fun server, and. 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:22.880 We got the news? Is what headlines coming up next? 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:23.880 We're better get back to work. 0:12:24.040 --> 0:12:27.920 The Christian O'Connell breakfast shows gold one four point three. 0:12:28.080 --> 0:12:30.800 At some point, as an adult, you realize that basically 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:34.640 adulting is just a giant, endless to do list. And 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:36.960 one of the worst things on that is when you 0:12:37.000 --> 0:12:38.959 walk into your bedroom and maybe you're gonna have a 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:41.440 little nap or just get into bed at nighttime at 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:43.960 the end of the day and you realize your partner 0:12:44.360 --> 0:12:45.240 has stripped the bed. 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:57.560 Oh anything left? No, No, you actually look away. I go, 0:12:57.840 --> 0:12:59.000 why would you do this? 0:13:01.080 --> 0:13:03.040 I don't have it. I'm not strong enough to put 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:07.240 it all back here. Please know, someone do this for me, mummy. 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:09.160 It's awful. 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:11.480 And now your wife Bianca has said that actually she 0:13:11.520 --> 0:13:13.360 should get a pass from ever doing any of this 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:15.280 because of this amazing excuse. 0:13:15.480 --> 0:13:17.520 Well, as I told you yesterday, she as long as 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:20.720 we've lived together, claims that she's not tall enough to 0:13:20.760 --> 0:13:25.000 reach the inside corners of the douner cover, which everybody's 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:27.480 technique is usually get your hands inside the corners, yep, 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:29.960 grab the corners of the actual doner, flip it over 0:13:30.000 --> 0:13:32.079 and sort of shake it out, and you've got your 0:13:32.080 --> 0:13:34.400 doner cover on. She claims she can't do that, so 0:13:34.400 --> 0:13:36.440 she will only strip the bed and then it's my 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:38.679 job to put the new covers back on. 0:13:38.800 --> 0:13:41.680 But there must be millions of short people around the 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:44.080 world who aren't struggling, you know, who don't get in 0:13:44.120 --> 0:13:47.360 sleep with beds with no duvets. What an amazing excuse 0:13:47.840 --> 0:13:50.319 personally for me. I can't stat I actually get annoyed. 0:13:50.360 --> 0:13:52.439 I mean, obviously you need to clean your bird sheeets regularly, 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:55.800 but I just get really annoyed. So sometimes I when 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:58.320 I go and have my afternoon nap, I will just 0:13:58.360 --> 0:13:59.560 sleep in the bare bed. 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:00.760 Doesn't bother me. 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:07.800 HeSE just lie on a bear exposed mattress and you 0:14:07.840 --> 0:14:10.400 know what it doesn't it is and it's uncomfortable, but 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:12.560 I'm just like, I'm done. I will just I will 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:15.120 sleep for an hour, no problem. I remember the first 0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:20.360 time my wife came back to mine ever to spend 0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:24.280 the night with me. I'd washed the sheets before going out, 0:14:24.440 --> 0:14:27.920 and she and I we had to get the sheets 0:14:28.000 --> 0:14:29.920 out of the washing machine. She had to help me 0:14:30.040 --> 0:14:31.960 make the bed and then we got in the bed 0:14:32.000 --> 0:14:37.560 to spend the night. It's amazingest test that is for 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:40.960 any good relationship everyone. So anyway, yes, they were talking 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:44.120 about this because everyone has a different way of putting 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:46.400 the bed sheets back and the duvet in. I think 0:14:46.560 --> 0:14:48.640 I think the universal method is do we all do 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:50.240 this where you turn it inside out? 0:14:50.720 --> 0:14:51.520 The actual. 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:54.760 Okay, well, I heard an email from one of our 0:14:54.800 --> 0:14:59.360 podcast listeners. This comes from New York, and I have 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:02.520 heard of men different ways of doing it. This one 0:15:02.800 --> 0:15:04.960 is a game changer and I'll share the email on 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:05.920 this life hack next. 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:07.400 I think it might change the way you do it. 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:10.840 The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:11.480 point three. 0:15:11.640 --> 0:15:13.240 So we've been talking about the horror. 0:15:13.240 --> 0:15:15.920 The horror when you go into your bedroom and you've 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:17.640 just finally been going up to bed or moving to 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:20.000 the bedroom and you think, oh, it's getting the fresh sheets, 0:15:20.040 --> 0:15:22.840 get into bed, go to sleep, you're counting down, you're 0:15:22.840 --> 0:15:24.960 done with your day, and then you realize that your 0:15:24.960 --> 0:15:27.120 other half, your partner, has stripped the bed, this bear 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:30.320 is exposed. You just haven't got any more any more 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:32.520 juice left in you for that day to deal with them. 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:35.160 It just seems like a mountainous task to you to 0:15:35.200 --> 0:15:39.400 do to put it all that oh ca So anyway, 0:15:39.880 --> 0:15:41.920 when we do have to put it all back together, 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:45.360 there are universal ways. Don't even know who taught you. 0:15:45.360 --> 0:15:47.320 You just know that you know this kind of stuff. 0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:49.920 You've picked up somewhere at a life skill. Then when 0:15:49.920 --> 0:15:52.160 you're reputting the doner in, you turn it inside out. 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:54.080 We're all pretty much working off that system. 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:58.080 Yeah. So, but the hardest bit is that the ghastly 0:15:58.160 --> 0:16:02.000 fitted bed sheet pinging her round? How do you guys 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:02.640 fit that? 0:16:02.800 --> 0:16:03.120 You know what? 0:16:03.120 --> 0:16:03.640 I hate? 0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:03.960 It? 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:05.880 Should have an arrow on it to say this is 0:16:05.960 --> 0:16:08.480 the bottom of the top, because. 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:13.200 I always get the long end and then the short bit. 0:16:13.280 --> 0:16:15.960 Trying to actually that would be a good on it. 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:17.760 But when you how will you do it? Will you 0:16:17.800 --> 0:16:19.880 be on say the left or right side? We're looking 0:16:19.960 --> 0:16:20.480 down on it. 0:16:20.520 --> 0:16:23.240 I'll go bottom first, so bottom corner, bottom, left and right, 0:16:23.280 --> 0:16:25.360 and then go to the top top, left and right. 0:16:25.560 --> 0:16:27.520 I do top first, and I need Chris to help 0:16:27.560 --> 0:16:27.960 me do it. 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:29.320 Guys, you're doing it the wrong way. 0:16:29.440 --> 0:16:30.000 Oh really? 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:33.160 Someone right told me he works for like you know, 0:16:33.440 --> 0:16:34.040 r A c V. 0:16:34.440 --> 0:16:36.560 He said that when they are putting a wheel on 0:16:36.720 --> 0:16:38.880 and someone's broken down, they're too thick to work out 0:16:38.920 --> 0:16:39.880 to change your own tire. 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:41.480 Okay, the quickest way to. 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:45.040 Put the wheel nuts back on is you go like 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:49.000 at say, eleven o'clock and five o'clock, one o'clock. Yeah, 0:16:49.520 --> 0:16:51.840 all right, same with the bed sheet, so you go 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:55.120 top left hand corner, walks, he walks, he around the 0:16:55.160 --> 0:16:58.960 bed bottom right hand corner, bang bang. Then you go 0:16:59.040 --> 0:17:01.160 back around, say two top right bang. I don't know 0:17:01.160 --> 0:17:02.920 why I'm having the bang sound effects, but it's radio. 0:17:03.040 --> 0:17:04.080 Didn't mind production of day. 0:17:04.640 --> 0:17:06.560 So where was I? Oh yeah, top right bang? Then 0:17:06.560 --> 0:17:08.119 you walk back around and where was I? Yeah? I 0:17:08.119 --> 0:17:10.880 haven't done bottle left yet? Does that make any sense whatsoever? 0:17:11.960 --> 0:17:15.600 I'm banging that bed gay, So that is that way. 0:17:15.640 --> 0:17:19.200 Apparently it's a lot easier. But this guy then comes 0:17:19.200 --> 0:17:22.000 in with this game changing one. He's our podcast listener Gary. 0:17:22.880 --> 0:17:25.399 Listen to the podcast Jack talk about the Boblems with 0:17:25.440 --> 0:17:30.639 the with the dou vein the douna safety pins No. 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:32.040 Two. 0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:37.000 I'm not adding another element to this, and I don't 0:17:37.000 --> 0:17:39.840 want to bring in props. My friend start with the 0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:43.119 closed end and use a safety pin in each corner. 0:17:43.200 --> 0:17:45.919 I guess for him, Bang bang pin pin, and to 0:17:46.000 --> 0:17:49.320 keep the douvey in place. Then as you turn the 0:17:49.800 --> 0:17:52.119 cover the right way out and get the corner of 0:17:52.160 --> 0:17:56.800 the open ends, pin them too, bang bang. This way 0:17:56.840 --> 0:18:00.600 the douvets flattened out, and it's a million times easier 0:18:01.720 --> 0:18:02.080 I need. 0:18:02.440 --> 0:18:04.920 I do get it because that will give you perfect corners. 0:18:04.960 --> 0:18:07.159 The struggle with the dony coverage, always getting it in 0:18:07.240 --> 0:18:08.800 the corners, and to stay in the corner. 0:18:08.880 --> 0:18:10.959 Yes, if you're making a cheese and ham toast, it 0:18:10.960 --> 0:18:13.199 feels like the ham is a bit rumpled up, and 0:18:13.240 --> 0:18:14.840 you buite it's a bit where there's just cheese. 0:18:15.400 --> 0:18:17.560 The ham is crumpled up in the other corner. 0:18:17.600 --> 0:18:19.439 And I do hate that in sandwich when there's too 0:18:19.520 --> 0:18:21.520 much laid ham in the middle like a big ball. 0:18:21.600 --> 0:18:24.000 And that with also the nightmare. 0:18:23.760 --> 0:18:25.760 You've got like a bit of sauce or mayonnaise, but 0:18:25.800 --> 0:18:28.720 you haven't spread it evenly, you know, So I guess 0:18:28.720 --> 0:18:30.439 this way, and also that things sometimes you have to 0:18:30.440 --> 0:18:32.639 like shake it, and there's always a bit like a 0:18:33.160 --> 0:18:35.040 sock when your toe doesn't go all the way down, 0:18:35.280 --> 0:18:36.560 and I hate that little bit of it. 0:18:36.600 --> 0:18:38.640 You want to also be flattened out, don't you. I'm 0:18:38.680 --> 0:18:41.560 not adding four safety pins. I'd lose the safety pins 0:18:41.600 --> 0:18:43.800 and you got I wander around for them. So Gary, 0:18:43.800 --> 0:18:45.720 I'm afraid that doesn't actually make it, And he says, 0:18:45.760 --> 0:18:48.000 I'm telling you now my top left hand corner, what 0:18:48.040 --> 0:18:49.960 we're going to call the bang bang Bang Bang system 0:18:50.040 --> 0:18:50.600 is the best one. 0:18:50.680 --> 0:18:54.040