Speaker 1: Laura, come on, Oh, we need to get Britney removed
Speaker 1: from that show.
Speaker 2: Intro Laura Burn.
Speaker 3: Hello, rip Brittany. Well, hopefully not, hopefully she stays alive.
Speaker 2: She's not on the show.
Speaker 1: Given the circumstances that Brittany Hockley's in the Arma slip
Speaker 1: jungle and bungee jump last night, I hope she doesn't.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you didn't see it last night, our
Speaker 3: very own Brittany. It was the very first episode of
Speaker 3: Arma Celebrity Get Me out of Here, and she had
Speaker 3: to walk out on a plank and it was like
Speaker 3: a trap door and then she was just flung out
Speaker 3: into the African gorge.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but boyshield cute, didn't she Yeah, Well, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm worried for her.
Speaker 5: Really.
Speaker 3: Also, wait, britt and I sorry, BRIT's gone. Mitch and
Speaker 3: I that's you, right, that's me.
Speaker 2: I'm Mitch. I think I'm Mitch.
Speaker 3: Yes, Mitch and I have access to Britt's phone now.
Speaker 3: She gave us unfettered access to her Instagram.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and let me tell you, we've.
Speaker 3: Discovered a few things that friends shouldn't discover about each other.
Speaker 1: Well, next on the show, we're going to recap Britt
Speaker 1: on I'm a Celeb her first episode last night, but
Speaker 1: also what we uncovered in Brittany Hockley's DMS A couple
Speaker 1: of red wines deep last night at about eleven o'clock
Speaker 1: because Laura and I had a watch party and we
Speaker 1: went deep.
Speaker 4: It came with so much trust, but she should know
Speaker 4: us better than that by now.
Speaker 2: Oh totally.
Speaker 1: I messaged a boyfriend Ben and said, Hi, Honey, send
Speaker 1: me a nude picture. It's me You're loving girlfriend Britt.
Speaker 2: He didn't fall for it.
Speaker 4: No, no, yeah, but I mean over time will tell.
Speaker 3: But we also have a thousand dollars to give away
Speaker 3: on today's show for all thanks to Target.
Speaker 1: That's going to be before four o'clock, a thousand bucks cash.
Speaker 1: But we should say for the next couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: We really don't know how long Britt will be in
Speaker 1: the jungle. Hopefully she wins it, but we don't know, Laura.
Speaker 1: It's just going to be you and me, baby.
Speaker 3: Okay, So minimum two weeks, maximum could be five weeks,
Speaker 3: and we're hoping it's going to be for the maximum,
Speaker 3: but it'll only be that if you guys vote for
Speaker 3: her and keep her away.
Speaker 2: For as long as possible. Well, Laura, we're gonna have
Speaker 2: so much fun.
Speaker 4: Baby, you're me honey, hain't nothing. But ma'am, that's weird.
Speaker 2: Sorry, it's a ten year age gap.
Speaker 4: My mum's listening.
Speaker 1: I can't use we can't use those song references. That
Speaker 1: thousand bucks at Target by the way coming up. I'd
Speaker 1: say it's like in the next thirty five minutes a Target.
Speaker 1: It's ready set east out with everything you're looking for
Speaker 1: these holidays. Shop instore, online or via the Target app.
Speaker 1: Get cashed up very soon around Australia. Welcome to the
Speaker 1: pickup with Laura Burn and Mitch Cherry. We're rebranding Seabret
Speaker 1: Sebret Bye. Now it is just Laura Burn and myself
Speaker 1: here the next couple of weeks for the foreseeable future.
Speaker 1: Because I beloved Britney Hockley.
Speaker 2: He was in the jungle.
Speaker 3: We don't know how long she's going to be gone for,
Speaker 3: but we're hoping it's as long as possible, because we
Speaker 3: are absolutely hatching our bets.
Speaker 4: That she's going to win.
Speaker 2: But I hope she wins.
Speaker 3: I mean, and last night it was the very first episode,
Speaker 3: and so we wanted to make it special.
Speaker 4: Mitch, you come over to my house.
Speaker 3: My friend Kesha was there as well, and we all
Speaker 3: sat on the couch and cracked open a bottle of
Speaker 3: wine and sat. I felt like a nervous parrot sitting
Speaker 3: there waiting for Britt.
Speaker 2: To come on the street. Laura in my stomach, so
Speaker 2: you stunk, Laura.
Speaker 1: At one point, when does anyone have any Deodora and
Speaker 1: I went, firstly, we're in your house.
Speaker 4: I was really hormonal.
Speaker 3: No, you know when you're like so nervous for someone
Speaker 3: that you just can't stop sweating and then like smell myself.
Speaker 4: I wasn't going to get in the shower.
Speaker 3: And miss her coming on screen because I was having
Speaker 3: a hormonal, sweety, scared sweat.
Speaker 1: The best part is we almost did because we got
Speaker 1: a bit tipsy with the red wine.
Speaker 2: That's your fault and how that is my fault. How
Speaker 2: it works is when.
Speaker 4: We rocked over with espresso martini, so you were ready.
Speaker 1: I was expecting Brit to be embarrass herself, so I
Speaker 1: thought I needed to be a couple of martinis in.
Speaker 1: We have access to BRIT's social media, so because she
Speaker 1: can't use her phone, channel ten, give friends or close
Speaker 1: contacts access so they can post on their behalf while
Speaker 1: they're in the jungle.
Speaker 3: Which Brick could have chosen anybody to have this access.
Speaker 3: So this is like all of her passwords to her
Speaker 3: Instagram and all of her social media accounts. She could
Speaker 3: have chosen anyone like her sister who's very trustworthy, her mom,
Speaker 3: her dad, but she chose us snitch.
Speaker 1: Because she came in in the second half. If you
Speaker 1: missed it last night, we'll play the audio of her arrival.
Speaker 1: But she came in the second group of nine, and
Speaker 1: so there was about an hour before she came on.
Speaker 1: So Laura and I had a couple red wines and
Speaker 1: we went, let's go through Britney's instadms and we did.
Speaker 3: No you did, Mitch, and then you started messaging her
Speaker 3: boyfriend asking for nuds, which thank god, he realized that
Speaker 3: it was not Britt because he was also watching the show.
Speaker 2: He said, what's the code word? I'm like a Bundai beach.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It was fake tan squet.
Speaker 4: Whatever their little cute pet name is that they call
Speaker 4: each other.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So we went through a d and we were
Speaker 2: watching the show.
Speaker 1: It was really good, Like review of the show, we
Speaker 1: both kind of have the same consensus that it's a
Speaker 1: good cast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But also, I mean it's in such competition, right
Speaker 3: because I'm a celebrities on it at the same time
Speaker 3: as Maths. It is a stiff competition this time of night,
Speaker 3: and also Idle Finals are on, there's so much to watch.
Speaker 3: But genuinely, and I'm a Maths fan, you guys know this.
Speaker 3: It is the first time that I've sat through a
Speaker 3: full episode of I'm a Celebrity, and I was like,
Speaker 3: this is very entertaining. I am here for this and
Speaker 3: now I'm a mass convert and I am giving Britt
Speaker 3: my one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: Also, she's with me over there.
Speaker 1: Which she did, and we were kind of laughing at
Speaker 1: her as like we're her best friends in the world.
Speaker 4: So we can laugh at her. You guys, I mean
Speaker 4: you can laugh at her as well.
Speaker 2: This is just prefacing we can laugh at her where aloud.
Speaker 1: This is the moment Britt enters the jungle on a
Speaker 1: cliff side in South Africa.
Speaker 2: Have a listen to this.
Speaker 6: I think when people look at me, they think I
Speaker 6: don't belong in a jungle setting. They think that I
Speaker 6: won't last a minute without mayum, But truth be told,
Speaker 6: I've spent my whole life camping. I was the biggest
Speaker 6: tom where you've ever met, and I've never been more
Speaker 6: ready to get in there.
Speaker 4: I feel like I know what I'm going into. But also,
Speaker 4: do you ever actually know? You don't know till you know,
Speaker 4: you know? But do you know?
Speaker 2: Do you know what?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: But I know.
Speaker 4: I don't think. I think everyone doesn't know.
Speaker 2: I don't think she knows.
Speaker 4: No one knows.
Speaker 2: No one even giraffe in Africa don't even know.
Speaker 4: Okay, but this, okay, so you guys might not know this.
Speaker 3: BRIT's number one her deepest fear is heights, and she
Speaker 3: is a very brave person, is super competitive, she's very
Speaker 3: very sporty. But when it comes to heights, it is
Speaker 3: the absolute unraveling of her. And for some reason, no
Speaker 3: matter the fact that she is like so skilled in
Speaker 3: reality TV, she told them the truth, like she told
Speaker 3: the producers that heights are her number one fear. And
Speaker 3: then of course on the very first episode, she had
Speaker 3: to walk out on this little plank and then stand
Speaker 3: on like this glass door it was clear, yeah, and
Speaker 3: then looked down into the African gorge and then the
Speaker 3: glass trap door opened, and it makes me feel sick
Speaker 3: thinking about how scared she must have been.
Speaker 4: It was so she was so scared.
Speaker 2: Totally, and knowing Britt, we know when that quiver in.
Speaker 4: Her voice was her proper crying, have a listen to these.
Speaker 1: Okay, Brittany, you're on your own now, this is all
Speaker 1: you up there?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Okay, god, she did so well.
Speaker 5: Five? Five?
Speaker 3: And wait when they ended it, Okay, they ended up
Speaker 3: back at campsite and off fate. Okay, so they ended
Speaker 3: up back at campsite. And then the people who so
Speaker 3: like the other contestants, they needed to try and figure
Speaker 3: out the number that Britt was calling out because part
Speaker 3: of the challenge, Yeah, each person who fell off that
Speaker 3: cliff face had to call out a number and Britt
Speaker 3: they missed it, but Britt said five, and they all
Speaker 3: missed what she said, and then they litter as though
Speaker 3: she didn't do it.
Speaker 2: That influenced the one from Big Brother with the big
Speaker 2: lips and I.
Speaker 4: Don't call Sky Wheatley that, Oh I mean, can we
Speaker 4: can we?
Speaker 2: Okay? I can? You don't, but I will. She annoyed
Speaker 2: me a bit.
Speaker 3: Okay, fair, and she was rude to brit I mean
Speaker 3: one episode down. I'm so excited to see how this
Speaker 3: season pans out.
Speaker 4: And honestly, like.
Speaker 3: Our Britty, this is the call to action everyone. If
Speaker 3: you are not even if you're not watching it, who
Speaker 3: cares voting? Call up and vote, Call up and vote
Speaker 3: because all the money goes to charity. And also every
Speaker 3: time you vote, it's more money towards the charity pot
Speaker 3: as well. So and also we just want Britt to
Speaker 3: be Queen of the Jungle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, also you can. Britt will be on the show tomorrow,
Speaker 2: just so you know, I don't think I don't think.
Speaker 4: She's not back.
Speaker 1: She's not back, but we're going to be hearing from
Speaker 1: Britt in some way, shape or form. We've got a
Speaker 1: microphone tour in the jungle.
Speaker 4: Hopefully she's going to be doing exclusive interviews.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was away. Yeah, we're going to be talking
Speaker 2: to some other celebs through Britt tomorrow. Exciting.
Speaker 1: Speaking of charity, how would a thousand bucks cash be
Speaker 1: for your Monday afternoon?
Speaker 4: I mean, does I have to go to a charity?
Speaker 4: Is it going to myself?
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't go to you go to our listeners listening. Now,
Speaker 2: that's a form of charity. Yeah, thanks to Target.
Speaker 1: One thousand bucks thirteen one oh six five that is
Speaker 1: up for grabs thanks to Target. Next on the pickup, Laura,
Speaker 1: shall we put our little bunnyies on?
Speaker 4: I'm actually so excited about this.
Speaker 3: So okay, we have a thousand dollars to give away,
Speaker 3: all thanks to Target. Because it is Easter just around
Speaker 3: the corner. Yeah, and now it's you know, it's.
Speaker 8: A time of year to be celebrating with a bit
Speaker 8: of chocky bit a family time, and a thousand dollars
Speaker 8: cash wouldn't be too far straight.
Speaker 2: Easter bunny or Easter money. We love a dumb game.
Speaker 8: Bunny or Eastern money. Okay, And I have two chocolates
Speaker 8: here in front of me.
Speaker 3: I have two. There are two rabbits. One of them
Speaker 3: has been tampered with, but you can't tell which one.
Speaker 2: Makes it sound like it's got contraband inside it.
Speaker 4: It's been contaminated.
Speaker 2: Hard cash filled with money.
Speaker 4: It's been filled with money.
Speaker 3: And so we're going to have two callers, and we
Speaker 3: are going to give you the opportunity of choosing the bunny.
Speaker 3: We both get to eat through it and figure out
Speaker 3: which one has the cash.
Speaker 1: Great not just cash, cash like we're talking a thousand
Speaker 1: dollars cash inside.
Speaker 2: This has been inserted through the bottom of the bunny.
Speaker 4: If poor bunnies have been tampered with, they have.
Speaker 2: Anyone can play.
Speaker 1: Go to the pickup dot com dot are you get
Speaker 1: in touched via the pick up Socials. Let's go to
Speaker 1: our first caller that Laura, you and I will be
Speaker 1: playing for these callers. Welcome Jazz to the pickup Hi Jazz,
Speaker 1: Hi Jazz.
Speaker 8: Hello, everybody, how are you all?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 1: We've got tiff Hi Tiff Hi. You guys, Laura and
Speaker 1: I going to play on your behalf. So I gets
Speaker 1: Should we let them pick?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to pick who you want to play with,
Speaker 3: but we wanted to make this a competition of itself. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna stay with Jazz Jazz. Who do you choose?
Speaker 3: And who do you want to represent?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 5: Mitch? Please?
Speaker 4: I'm offended?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 2: Why don't you want me? Laura thought that was going
Speaker 2: to go the other way?
Speaker 4: Who are you going to choose? Because if you were
Speaker 4: going to choose Mitch as well, I'm going out. No,
Speaker 4: I pick you girl power all Okay?
Speaker 3: How this is going to work? One of these has
Speaker 3: been tampered with one of these. There has been money
Speaker 3: inserted into the backside of this rabbit and Mitch, I
Speaker 3: know you're a sugar limit at the moment, but you're
Speaker 3: going to have to that.
Speaker 1: Aside counts down from three girls free. Oh, hold on,
Speaker 1: I've got something inside Jeff inside George.
Speaker 2: Hold on?
Speaker 4: How did I have to eat of this?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 8: I'm breaking in harbor. I actually can't do this much
Speaker 8: chocolate problem, Tiff. Hold on, Tiff, you get.
Speaker 1: Jose you chose to right easter, but you.
Speaker 5: Man cow.
Speaker 2: Don't get me canceled doesn't he has nothing to do
Speaker 2: with the man. I'm very gay. I don't know if
Speaker 2: you know that.
Speaker 6: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: What are you going to spend the money on?
Speaker 4: Congrats beautiful?
Speaker 2: One thousand bucks? So it's all of chocoy, that's perfect.
Speaker 4: You got some kiddies in your house so much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my households gone through a bit.
Speaker 5: I lost my brother a few years ago, and it's
Speaker 5: really good to hear this.
Speaker 4: Oh Jazz, I'm so sorry. Well, we hope that you're
Speaker 4: able to have a beautiful Easter and tee if.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry I couldn't come through with the goods.
Speaker 1: Oh We're glad we'll get that cash out to here today.
Speaker 1: It's all thanks to Target and guess what, it's the
Speaker 1: week of Easter laws. We're doing it tomorrow every day
Speaker 1: this week. Next on the show, He's a good Chocolate.
Speaker 2: We're talking that. Kate Middleton, Saga and zempic babies.
Speaker 4: They're a thing that babies are not on ozmps.
Speaker 1: Well, I've got some scary stats that will shock here
Speaker 1: Australia spreading talking about it.
Speaker 2: After this, it's on the Pickup speaking of chemists warehouse.
Speaker 1: Actually, if you tell us what your little win of
Speaker 1: the week is this week, we'll reward you by the
Speaker 1: end of the week with five hundred.
Speaker 4: Bucks away money.
Speaker 2: We really do well like Oprah winfree just cash.
Speaker 1: Five hundred dollars. Well, it's not us house, thanks to them. Listen,
Speaker 1: if you have a little win, hit us up on
Speaker 1: the pickupsocials. We'll go to the pickup dot com dot au.
Speaker 2: If you can't, Yes, we're do we pick up put down.
Speaker 2: We do it every Monday.
Speaker 1: It's our chance to either pick up a conversation that
Speaker 1: was happening on the weekend and keep going or put
Speaker 1: it down and.
Speaker 2: Just kill it.
Speaker 3: Usually there's more of a debate that happens though, because
Speaker 3: it's Britt and I verse each other. One of us
Speaker 3: might pick it up, one of us might put it down.
Speaker 3: Now it's just me, so my opinion rules. It's kind
Speaker 3: of oh you get to have an opinion.
Speaker 2: Now, i'd want to know what a management say. This way,
Speaker 2: my lad Can I up? Can I stay on my
Speaker 2: own show?
Speaker 4: Now I'll be speaking to Okay, Well, I can't wait
Speaker 4: to go ahead to.
Speaker 2: Head with you? Then, okay, but we don't have to fight, mate,
Speaker 2: we can also just like get along.
Speaker 4: You don't want to wrestle.
Speaker 2: Britt leaves and we're so horned for each other. I
Speaker 2: don't know what.
Speaker 4: Happened, true, Please don't say that, all right?
Speaker 2: Pick up? Put down the Kate Middleton saga. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 2: end it. I'm over it.
Speaker 3: Well, I okay, I think that it's it's just gone
Speaker 3: around in too many circles. Now, obviously you guys would
Speaker 3: have seen on the weekend Kate Middleton has come out
Speaker 3: and she she made a very very I mean it
Speaker 3: was it was really sad. It was a public announcement
Speaker 3: that she spoke about how she has cancer or had cancer,
Speaker 3: and it was removed through surgery and she's going through
Speaker 3: preventative chemotherapy.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 3: I think a lot of the media agencies out there
Speaker 3: were very much kind of falling on their swords because
Speaker 3: so many of us were making jokes the week prior,
Speaker 3: with all the conspiracy theories and all the tin fall
Speaker 3: hat stuff that was going on.
Speaker 2: Everyone jump was like, what.
Speaker 4: Happened to her? Where's she gone?
Speaker 8: She's been abducted by aliens or William's having an affair.
Speaker 3: But really, she just had this horrible health announcement to make,
Speaker 3: and I think it is incredibly sad. But I think
Speaker 3: the royal family and the PR team that's supposed to
Speaker 3: support them handled it so badly, and I think it
Speaker 3: just could have been done in a very different way.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Also, no one is laughing at the announcement. Of course,
Speaker 1: no one is laughing that she was diagnosed with cancer.
Speaker 1: That's eighty terrific. She's got kids, she's a public figure.
Speaker 1: Everyone loves Kate. It's you know, when a joke is
Speaker 1: made and then the punchline is a little sour and
Speaker 1: you feel bad for laughing at the start. It's that situation.
Speaker 1: We really didn't know so we shouldn't have taken it
Speaker 1: as far as we did, but you're right, the Palace
Speaker 1: hit it so poorly. It was a laugh for comedy
Speaker 1: of errors.
Speaker 3: It was the absurdity around the whole photo shoot, the
Speaker 3: whole photo AI you know, family photo on Mother's Day.
Speaker 4: It was just silly.
Speaker 3: But I mean genuinely putting it down because I think
Speaker 3: overall everybody who saw that announce it feels so sorry
Speaker 3: for her children and what they're going to.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 1: Okay, in a real hot change of pace, all right,
Speaker 1: like spring them back up?
Speaker 2: Pick up or put down a zempig? Babies?
Speaker 5: What what.
Speaker 2: Pickup?
Speaker 4: I don't know what it is?
Speaker 2: What baby got?
Speaker 4: These babies now are trying to be skinny.
Speaker 2: There's no cue to baby and maybe with a one
Speaker 2: inch waist?
Speaker 4: What do we talk?
Speaker 1: Okay, there's a trend on TikTok of women who are
Speaker 1: falling pregnant.
Speaker 2: No, well, they're on a zempic. But the theory is
Speaker 2: that a zempic cancels out the birth control.
Speaker 3: You know that that's how I got pregnant, not because no, no,
Speaker 3: I was on birth control and I was taking a
Speaker 3: supplement that I didn't know what canceled out my birth control.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I can't wait for Malie Made to find this out
Speaker 3: one day in the future. It was completely an accident.
Speaker 1: A lot of baby remember those kids in the eighties.
Speaker 1: The babies are from out of high whatever was going on.
Speaker 1: This is lot the babies of his MPG.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I was losing all my hair and I
Speaker 3: was on this thing called saw Palmetto, which is yeah,
Speaker 3: if you're taking that, well, yeah, but it's a vitamin,
Speaker 3: natural vitamin.
Speaker 4: But it completely cancels out birth control. And then had
Speaker 4: a baby. So welcome to the ozembic baby.
Speaker 1: There's a whole bunch of women that say, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: on birth control, I'm also on his Zepiic and now
Speaker 1: I'm pregnant and my baby is gorgeous.
Speaker 4: I'll pick them up whatever.
Speaker 1: Totally, I'm kind of like the whole is empic craze,
Speaker 1: Like I'm over it. Now Oprah's on and everyone's transparent,
Speaker 1: like move forward.
Speaker 2: I think it's okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like people are still it's still shrouded
Speaker 3: in a bit of secrecy.
Speaker 4: There's that head butting heads all right, moving next, Oh.
Speaker 1: This is juicy pick up, put down the intimacy band
Speaker 1: at the Olympics being dropped. You pick it up, I think,
Speaker 1: pick it up if you missed it. There's normally intimacy
Speaker 1: bands at the Olympics which stops Olympians from engaging because
Speaker 1: they're all athletes, they're beautiful people from around the world.
Speaker 1: They will come together every four years and they go
Speaker 1: at it like rabbits. And there's intimacy band saying you're
Speaker 1: not allowed to sleep with people of different countries. That
Speaker 1: has been dropped, and the Olympics Association have issued three
Speaker 1: hundred thousand condoms to be handed out of the parasolymp.
Speaker 4: Three hundred thousand.
Speaker 3: Imagine how hot that village would be though, Like just
Speaker 3: the hottest, fittest, most athletic people going at it.
Speaker 4: Like why would you bear that well?
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if I can't have a
Speaker 2: similar experience.
Speaker 1: I went to theater school, and theater school everyone's sort
Speaker 1: of going at it like they're all getting with each other.
Speaker 8: I can't imagine that it's got quite the athletic prowess.
Speaker 2: See, you want the Olympics, my heart.
Speaker 1: You're acting as a muscle that you need to train
Speaker 1: and work on and stretch there's nothing.
Speaker 3: No, you're doing your operatic singing and then trying to
Speaker 3: get down to funky town afterwards.
Speaker 2: My vocal cords are a mastered. No one wants to thank you.
Speaker 1: Let's get an Olympian on. We'll guarantee, we have friends.
Speaker 1: We'll get an Olympion on the show.
Speaker 3: We can't tell you which one, but we'll try and
Speaker 3: get someone.
Speaker 2: Tim Freeman joins the pick up. Tomorrow.
Speaker 1: She in two thousand, She had a big windy, had
Speaker 1: a big night, guaranteed.
Speaker 2: All right, everyone listening tomorrow, goodbye, see your guy tonight.
Speaker 2: Vote for bre O.
Speaker 4: Yeah, go watch. I'm a celeb. Yeah, voe for our girl.
Speaker 4: It's just us, pretty kitty movie back tell you