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Speaker 1: Jones and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 2: I can't keep my sunny disposition because my fish are dying.

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Speaker 1: They're all dying. They're all gone.

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Speaker 3: Let's let's start at the beginning. What kind of fish?

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Speaker 3: How big are they? I mean, are they ones that

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Speaker 3: only last a minute? Anyway? And where have you got them?

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Speaker 1: They're goldfish and there in a pond.

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Speaker 3: But they're not your normal tiny little goldfish. What do

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Speaker 3: we decide? They're the size of a.

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Speaker 2: Pen, size of a pen. One's a bit bigger than that.

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Speaker 2: But it's like in Rambo, you know when Rambo is

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Speaker 2: sitting there in the first one first blood.

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Speaker 1: No, they're all gone, sir, they're all gone.

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Speaker 3: Did he have fish? I'm a likening my fish to

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Speaker 3: human life to get over it.

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Speaker 1: Why would Rambo?

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Speaker 3: His oversation makes no sense, But say, death of soldiers

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Speaker 3: is the same as a fish dye for your grief.

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Speaker 3: Let's start at the beginning. Though, you bought a house

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Speaker 3: how many years ago?

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Speaker 1: Three years?

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Speaker 3: And they were fishing and this is not like a

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Speaker 3: small indoor thing. It was an outdoor fish pond's pond

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Speaker 3: and it's a beautiful pot. And they have survived for

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Speaker 3: how many years on their own I don't know they could.

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Speaker 1: I don't know the history of how long, but I

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Speaker 1: was Jones.

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Speaker 3: He comes along and kills them.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, they survive for some time under my care.

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Speaker 2: But the problem is the pond sprung a leak. So

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Speaker 2: we had to fix the pond. And there's no one

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Speaker 2: in Sydney that can fix the pond. So now we've

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Speaker 2: managed to get my daughter's boyfriend, who builds pools for

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Speaker 2: a living. He's gonna for scale up. Well, I said

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Speaker 2: to him, my explain big pond. I explained to him.

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Speaker 3: Do you actually have life savers around your pond?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 2: I explained to him. I said, you build pools. This

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Speaker 2: is no different to this is just a pool for fish.

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Speaker 2: So once I explained that to him, pool with fish,

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Speaker 2: with sock puppets and everything, he's on board and he's appreciating.

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Speaker 1: I'm paying him for it. He's not doing it for free.

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Speaker 3: So you had to take the fish out of their

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Speaker 3: old time.

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Speaker 2: So I had to get another world, an alternate universe,

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Speaker 2: and I set that up, a big aquarium set up

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Speaker 2: in a turn it universe. And that was in October

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Speaker 2: of last year, and the fish by and large had

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Speaker 2: survived there was up to fifty fish, like they're the

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Speaker 2: big fish, and then there were a little fish.

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Speaker 1: There's the whole world there. Then it all happens.

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Speaker 3: The depths have only just started.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and I don't know why.

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Speaker 3: So how many have gone? Tell me the truth?

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Speaker 1: Well, fifty little fish, they all died. They all died.

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Speaker 1: The little ones, they're all gone. They've all died, they

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Speaker 1: all died. They just all disappeared.

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Speaker 3: So there's something about this new tank where you're not

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Speaker 3: doing it.

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Speaker 2: The tank's been there since October. This only happened in

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Speaker 2: the last couple of weeks.

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Speaker 3: And have you changed anything?

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Speaker 2: No, I've fed them and then someone was saying, you're

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Speaker 2: probably feeding them too much. So we lost the twins.

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Speaker 2: They were the first ones to go. Yeah, actually I

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Speaker 2: should have.

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Speaker 1: Called them that. What a cool name, because they looked

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Speaker 1: exactly like each other.

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Speaker 3: Well, they're goldfish.

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Speaker 2: Then I lost Octomum always looked pregnant.

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Speaker 1: Then I lost Tokyo.

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Speaker 2: Who red and white looked like the Japanese flag. And

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Speaker 2: then I was the one that really scared me. So

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Speaker 2: they were left with Eric and Biggie. Why Eric, Eric,

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Speaker 2: growth's got a growth on the side of it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so, and Biggie presumably the.

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Speaker 2: Biggest of them all. He was like almost half a

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Speaker 2: four size of paper. So what I did is I

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Speaker 2: made another universe. I d third universe. I drained the tank.

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Speaker 2: I got this plastic container, and I set up another

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Speaker 2: world with a filter and every.

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Speaker 3: Because you thought something in this other one is not working,

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Speaker 3: and I looked online.

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Speaker 2: I rang fish people and they said, what you're going

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Speaker 2: to do is change the water, get rid of the water,

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Speaker 2: and put some of this aging junk.

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Speaker 1: And I did all that.

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Speaker 2: So I put Biggie and Eric together and albeit it

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Speaker 2: wasn't a great new.

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Speaker 1: World for them, but it was a livable world.

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Speaker 3: Were obviously not well.

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Speaker 1: And then I went out to check on how they

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Speaker 1: were going. Biggie completely gone, disappeared.

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Speaker 3: How does a fish disappear.

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Speaker 2: That's what I thought, And I thought it's either the

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Speaker 2: cats or the birds. So it wasn't the cats. I

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Speaker 2: interrogated them.

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Speaker 3: You need the size of that fish, You need a terodactyl.

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Speaker 1: That was I was thinking.

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Speaker 2: And now looked he jumped out of the tank, out

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Speaker 2: of my makeshift tank, and I didn't think he was

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Speaker 2: the jumpy type of fish.

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Speaker 3: Because it would make a fish jump out, and did

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Speaker 3: you find him in time?

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Speaker 1: Maybe you saw Eric's growth. I don't want that castle.

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Speaker 3: Did you find him in time? So you've only got

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Speaker 3: growth he left?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the one.

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Speaker 3: Well, obviously it's this tank is not conducive to life.

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Speaker 3: Why are you asking me professional too late?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 3: What if Eric is listening to this and going great,

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Speaker 3: it's not too late.

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Speaker 1: I'm still alive't remember?

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Speaker 3: And so now you're making the other one like an

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Speaker 3: indoor pool.

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Speaker 1: I'm not making an indoor pool. It's going to be

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Speaker 1: a pond.

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Speaker 3: It's a water, yeah, but it's a swimming pool. Maker

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Speaker 3: is making it? What are you going to put in there?

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Speaker 3: More fish?

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Speaker 1: Well? Just it looks like Eric at the moment.

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Speaker 3: You get him some companions.

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Speaker 1: My wife just wants to turn into a planner.

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Speaker 3: Box, tempting you kill those plants.

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Speaker 1: Support whatsoever.

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Speaker 2: Join the and Amanda in the morning one at one

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Speaker 2: point seven, tell you