Speaker 1: Hosted by a couple of minches. Are you delese yourself
Speaker 1: for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 2: I'd rather be dead than be called gun cale, that
Speaker 2: nickname for gay uncle.
Speaker 1: Just because I'm gay doesn't mean you need to change
Speaker 1: the word. Imagine if they were like God, he's put
Speaker 1: on weight. Funkles here give a uncle? No is Michi
Speaker 1: and Mitchell coos? Are you? Oh shit? Shaking things up
Speaker 1: on me? Oh? Sorry? Holl are you hello? Are you
Speaker 1: holl are you? I mean it just means the same thing.
Speaker 2: Greetings you, bn venue you, salutations you are we you?
Speaker 1: That's yes? You sh bon joy you do enjoy you
Speaker 1: enjoy you bulla you all? Are you haired?
Speaker 2: You run out?
Speaker 1: Fuck the lammat party? You near hews Cuper Jenna, thank
Speaker 1: you for trying you? How correct? How cat say? Hi?
Speaker 1: You speak? Cat price keeper Jenna? Oh my her cat
Speaker 1: is so agro. Your cat is so vocal.
Speaker 3: Yeah she's really loud, but it doesn't me ow.
Speaker 1: Your cat like does chittering. She's like her cat.
Speaker 2: You're thinking of my Isabella, who doesn't commit to like aw,
Speaker 2: she just go like a yeah she does. She doesn't
Speaker 2: me how she beeps all this cat is very like, yeah,
Speaker 2: she's got an active and yeah, such a handful. That
Speaker 2: cat I popped into Jenna's after we did that thing
Speaker 2: down at the train station, just to do a pierce
Speaker 2: and I was only there for less than five minutes,
Speaker 2: and that cat.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I've got a headache. She was
Speaker 1: so annoying, a lot of thoughts.
Speaker 3: She wasn't happy, she was just standing there me now.
Speaker 1: Really see that's I can't stand cats. Dogs, you know
Speaker 1: what they want?
Speaker 3: So we're going to get a cat.
Speaker 1: I'm off it now, just after this conversation. To be honest,
Speaker 1: I hadn't thought about it since that moment, and I've
Speaker 1: just thought about it again, and I want them to do.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm thinking of getting? What a salamander
Speaker 1: or something silly? No acts, a lot of no what
Speaker 1: a sense of humor?
Speaker 3: That was good.
Speaker 1: That was high fun.
Speaker 3: That was comedic timing, right, that's pretty good for me.
Speaker 2: Well, I have a sense of human That was an amazing.
Speaker 1: What are you looking for?
Speaker 2: It's not a pet. I'm thinking of getting an Xbox. Oh, oh,
Speaker 2: should I do it? I'm the gamer in the group.
Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you come to me and ask, well, what
Speaker 2: should I get. I don't know where to start.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I don't see you as an Xbox boy.
Speaker 1: I think, boy, well, I'm not even joking.
Speaker 2: By the way, last night I pulled out my PlayStation
Speaker 2: two to try and play it, and then I realized
Speaker 2: my new TV doesn't have the three chords from the Red,
Speaker 2: the White, and the Yellow audio sound and visual. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I've ordered an adapter. Oh my god, so I
Speaker 2: can plug it into the HDM I so I can
Speaker 2: use the old PlayStation two.
Speaker 1: But I'm thinking of getting an Xbox, an old Xbox
Speaker 1: or an Xbox Ony, like one of the new ones.
Speaker 1: Why what do you want to play?
Speaker 2: It's actually doctor's advice. Oh you know what our therapist
Speaker 2: is like.
Speaker 1: She's like, it's important for the creative mind to play
Speaker 1: joy playtime.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, what's a socially acceptable way as
Speaker 2: an adult to play. I can't just go to the
Speaker 2: fucking swing set that She was literally, as I've said before,
Speaker 2: telling me to be more of a silly goose, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, it just sounds like she wants me to
Speaker 2: buy an Xbox.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm doing. I think you should you have
Speaker 1: more of a switch boy. I think you're a Nintendo switch.
Speaker 2: You don't know me.
Speaker 3: I do know you.
Speaker 4: They just know.
Speaker 1: That's why it's a switch. You can switch it up
Speaker 1: and carry it in your lap. You can also say
Speaker 1: Mario put in the TV. No, it is Nintendo, so
Speaker 1: you can play the Mario games, which mind you are
Speaker 1: the best.
Speaker 2: Or you did find my DS last night as well?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I've still got it. I was playing Mario.
Speaker 1: Really yep, I played DS this week too. Really? Should
Speaker 1: we picked O chat? Oh my god, I picked a chat?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you the cuta story? Not to hijack
Speaker 1: your Xbox store, but it was platauing. I had the
Speaker 1: cutest eight with Steven. So we have this whole theory
Speaker 1: that we're from the same area, right, But we never
Speaker 1: knew each other growing up. We didn't We didn't have
Speaker 1: anything to do with each other.
Speaker 2: But we didn't grow up at the same time.
Speaker 1: We did grow up at the same as you grew up,
Speaker 1: and he didn't know we Well, we were both concurrently growing.
Speaker 1: That's how Yeah, that's how growth were.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're aging at the same pace. Correct happened for
Speaker 2: you a lot younger. He's six and there's catching.
Speaker 1: Five and a half. At some points he's an adult
Speaker 1: as am I. No one said he was an adult's
Speaker 1: written down on a nap can. No one can see it.
Speaker 1: She's written child. That was child, right. He did the
Speaker 1: cutest thing. I mean, it's a very sweet. So we've
Speaker 1: always had this theory that we both said that there's
Speaker 1: a local netball court in the area, the Bell and
Speaker 1: garanetball courts. And we both said we grew up like
Speaker 1: that was our childhood at the Bell and garnetball courts
Speaker 1: because we both have sisters. Were your goalkeeper or we defend.
Speaker 1: I just ate the finger bus at the canteen because
Speaker 1: I didn't play, neither did he. But we were, you know,
Speaker 1: little gay boys. Of course we went to the netball
Speaker 1: with our moms while they play. Our sisters played, all right,
Speaker 1: while your sister's played. Because I was thinking, is that
Speaker 1: just where gays go? Is that a beat or something? No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that where they're cruising at the netty bathrooms.
Speaker 1: That's not a normal thing for gay kids.
Speaker 2: That DoD I was definitely gone. Makes sense that you've
Speaker 2: got fucking sisters playing cat correct And I always said,
Speaker 2: you know, I just used to sit there and play
Speaker 2: my Nintendo DS. My head was down, like I wouldn't
Speaker 2: have seen you even if.
Speaker 1: You were there. He's like, that's so funny. I just
Speaker 1: played Nintendo ds' is the just thing on the fly.
Speaker 1: They weren't bright enough for the outdoors the DS game,
Speaker 1: and Stephen said the same to Huddle under a jacket.
Speaker 1: I had the new edition because I had ds I Excel,
Speaker 1: Thank so did I. And he would put his hoodie
Speaker 1: over him so he could see it. Anyway.
Speaker 2: It's kind of the ads for the DSi Excel. It
Speaker 2: was always grown ass adults in their business suits on
Speaker 2: the train doing like cross words, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: it's ever going to use it for that.
Speaker 1: It was a Japanese real estate agent doing brain training
Speaker 1: before he sold a four million dollar house. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: he's stressed and he's cheating on his wife. That's the
Speaker 1: truth of it anyway. So we had both just said
Speaker 1: like wow, crazy sliding doors moment. We would have been
Speaker 1: at the same netball courts the same day. His sister's
Speaker 1: twenty five, so's my sister. Oh, so they could have
Speaker 1: been in the same time. They were in the same
Speaker 1: grade and they played in opposite teams that fought each
Speaker 1: other every single semi time. Would have been there on
Speaker 1: the same court, same game, same in the crash. Sorry
Speaker 1: I had to He would have been playing his DS
Speaker 1: and I would have been playing. It could have been
Speaker 1: PICKEDO chatting that whole time. So guess what he did.
Speaker 1: He said, I want to organize date night. And I said, okay,
Speaker 1: you can organize date night. Did you keep your old DS?
Speaker 1: I collect old Nintendo's. I've got a whole box of them. Wow, yes, better,
Speaker 1: I don't it's it's not charged. I don't play it
Speaker 1: and haven't played it in years. He said, I'm going
Speaker 1: to pick you up. I've got everything planned. I'm all right.
Speaker 1: Do I wear dinner clothes? He's like, you wear something warm,
Speaker 1: it's going to be cold. This was last Friday. Okay.
Speaker 1: He picks me up and in the back he's got
Speaker 1: like a wine in a cooler and a bag and
Speaker 1: a blanket. I'm like, where are we going? He pulls
Speaker 1: up to the bellngaraen netball cords and he gets out.
Speaker 2: I need to get a visual of this. How do
Speaker 2: I spell that BELLI E L L A n g
Speaker 2: A r A again. It sounds like one of the suburbs.
Speaker 2: You've made up Belenghara netbour cords. If you got them,
Speaker 2: get the visuals.
Speaker 3: A big came up with Bilenglo Steak Forest.
Speaker 1: No, no he's not Stephen my latt. Oh. They actually
Speaker 1: look quite fancy. They're nice. They're like tidd.
Speaker 2: There's probably fur to forty courts, the Nepple courts and
Speaker 2: Forbes had potholes.
Speaker 1: That's where they shoot the ball. We walk in. He
Speaker 1: sits on silver seats and he said, even though we
Speaker 1: didn't get to do it as kids, we would have
Speaker 1: been playing at the same time. Let's play now. He
Speaker 1: pulls out two Nintendo DS's that he's sourced. We connect,
Speaker 1: We picked ochat each other and then we sit there
Speaker 1: in the courts drinking wine playing Nintendo. That's actually so
Speaker 1: Is that not the cutest date ever? There's him in
Speaker 1: the middle of the courts to take a.
Speaker 2: Photo on the horrible camera quality, but is actually kind
Speaker 2: of cute to put it in the injury idiots face,
Speaker 2: really cute.
Speaker 1: But in that moment, I was like, this kid so beautiful.
Speaker 2: When you say sourced Nintendo DS's, did he have to
Speaker 2: rummage your existing collection?
Speaker 1: Not by them? He had one right his DS is
Speaker 1: a kid. It was in a pink crystal gel case,
Speaker 1: no doubt of course. And then he got his best
Speaker 1: friend DS and he chose was pink and had the camera.
Speaker 1: So then we connected. Yes, yes, I and then we
Speaker 1: played for a couple of hours, had some wine, and
Speaker 1: then drove home and love. So it was a great love,
Speaker 1: very cute.
Speaker 3: That's beautiful.
Speaker 1: See this could be me with the Xbox. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: could be getting a power cord from the car all
Speaker 1: the way to Parliament House where you met. You make
Speaker 1: a good point, though, maybe I should get something portable ish, Mitchell,
Speaker 1: get a Nintendo switch. It will change the SIMS on that.
Speaker 1: Yes you can.
Speaker 2: Can I let me google? You don't say it with confidence?
Speaker 3: Can you connect it to the TV?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's on the TV?
Speaker 3: Played it.
Speaker 2: I just feel like a fucking giant with those tiny
Speaker 2: little switch controllers.
Speaker 3: I'm used to like big.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's used to big. Okay, SIMS is not is
Speaker 1: not on it.
Speaker 2: I will forget it, fucking forget it.
Speaker 3: I love the SIMS.
Speaker 2: I was so determined to fire up that P's two
Speaker 2: last night because I'm pretty sure I may have made
Speaker 2: the McCloud's house on the Sims.
Speaker 1: Back in the day.
Speaker 2: No, it was Kath and Kim and I made Mcloud's.
Speaker 1: Daughter be on what on a PC somewhere.
Speaker 2: Now I've got it on my PS too. I just
Speaker 2: can't plug it into the fucking TV really until the
Speaker 2: adapter arrived. Oh no, I had Techan.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so good. What's Teken? It's just fighting,
Speaker 1: It's so good.
Speaker 2: Nina was my go to I saw a meme recently
Speaker 2: that said, like, if you played Tech and it's a
Speaker 2: kid and Nina was your go to character, how was
Speaker 2: coming out for you? All the gays love Nina. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the purple jump seat that she wore for her away Jersey.
Speaker 1: Oh slut, Oh my god, I think that also plays.
Speaker 1: I think I've spoken about this on the podcast in
Speaker 1: Mario card. If you chose Bowser, you're a dumb top.
Speaker 1: If you chose Peach, yeah we all know guilty. Yeah right,
Speaker 1: you little slut. Now it's not peach. Yeah, they've got Peach.
Speaker 1: They've got Peach hat, They've got Daisy, and then they've
Speaker 1: got some woman named Patricia Patria Trish. Last time, she's
Speaker 1: just a brunette woman with a blazer on.
Speaker 2: See, we had all this in common. We never knew
Speaker 2: have Box to be. It's bringing us together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't say Xbox trigs me. Do you not
Speaker 1: like Xboxes? No, Xbox is just certain kind of people.
Speaker 1: You need to understanding the connection. Nintendo Switch is a
Speaker 1: very gay. Gays love Nintendo Switch. It's in the gay culture.
Speaker 1: PlayStation leans more gay. Xbox is definitely straight boy, straight
Speaker 1: bro in the gaming world.
Speaker 2: But I've played my friend and his Xbox a million
Speaker 2: times and we're both gay.
Speaker 1: For starting, I know that's true. It's just fun. The
Speaker 1: flight simulator, the sms, all this random shit, it's great.
Speaker 1: I think by one. I've got a PlayStation five and
Speaker 1: I'm a PlayStation boy, so you could add me and
Speaker 1: we could play together. It could play Fortnite together. Can
Speaker 1: you do that? Like PlayStations and Xbox is playing together.
Speaker 1: It depends on the game.
Speaker 3: Yes, So what's better PlayStation or.
Speaker 1: X They're both essentially the exact same. What it comes
Speaker 1: down to is exclusive games. So you can only get
Speaker 1: some games on Xbox and only some games on PlayStation.
Speaker 3: About there's this game and it's called like.
Speaker 1: Stray I have Astraya finished it twice and play PlayStation.
Speaker 1: You can also get it on Xbox. Mitchell Stray is
Speaker 1: a game where he plays a cat in a dystopian
Speaker 1: New World city. Really, what do you do?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: It looks amazing, just a stray cat? You got a
Speaker 1: backpack on?
Speaker 2: I played a game recently. It's just called untitled Goose game.
Speaker 1: I've played untitled Goose game. It's an Australian game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's very you just honk.
Speaker 2: Have you done the Unpacking one?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I played that with Stephen all the time. It's
Speaker 1: very good to all this time. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I thought that you just played it once and then
Speaker 2: you finish it.
Speaker 1: Unpacking, the one where you like you two player and
Speaker 1: you move things around the house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you have to get them in the right spot.
Speaker 2: And then it moves on to like her unidorm and
Speaker 2: then her first place with her boyfriend, and then she's
Speaker 2: back at home with mum and dad and you're like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, they broke up.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe I'm playing a different game. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: you're playing it playing Unpacked too? Were you just maybe
Speaker 1: there's a sequel. Maybe she's the mayor.
Speaker 2: No, she was a lesbian bother and spoiler alas, oh
Speaker 2: my god, what was that game called?
Speaker 1: Wait? I knew I was carrying. Yeah, get a PlayStation five. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just called unpacking. This is exactly the one
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of.
Speaker 2: Really, you have to unpack her room as a baby,
Speaker 2: and then Muni and so on and so forth, and
Speaker 2: you learn her story as you play it. And the
Speaker 2: worst part of it all is that when she moved
Speaker 2: in with that rat boyfriend of hers, there was no room,
Speaker 2: no fucking room in the whole place to display her
Speaker 2: unied degree. So it went under the bed. And so
Speaker 2: as you finished that level, you're like, oh, this won't last.
Speaker 2: And then enough she's back at mom and Dad's. They
Speaker 2: must have broke up.
Speaker 1: Mitchell, listen to the joy this is bringing you in
Speaker 1: your life.
Speaker 2: And so you told me not to get an Xbox.
Speaker 2: Why would you help me of this?
Speaker 3: Also, why station fives are six hundred and seventy nine dollars?
Speaker 1: See, fuck yourself in the face. Who would want to
Speaker 1: pay that? How much is an Xbox one? Google that,
Speaker 1: what's Xbox one? Xbox is the new Xbox one. You
Speaker 1: give it an Xbox S or x or something.
Speaker 5: I'm just going to run an Xbox. You can get
Speaker 5: an Xbox for four hundred and seventy nine dollars, so
Speaker 5: it's two hundred dollars cheaper.
Speaker 2: Any idiots listening that a gamer is I'm getting an Xbox?
Speaker 1: What games should I get?
Speaker 2: I don't think you need to get the physical games anymore.
Speaker 2: You get its download them.
Speaker 1: Yes, I agree with you. I'm gonna have to buy
Speaker 1: a hard drive to have more storage. Oh, it's so
Speaker 1: exciting when you buy them. You can buy one's a
Speaker 1: bigger storage. My advice is getting one of the bigges storage.
Speaker 2: So how would you react if I became the sort
Speaker 2: of influence so that just streams the self gaming all.
Speaker 1: Day, Mitch, I'd be down for it. Fuck it, you'd
Speaker 1: want to collab on hundred percent? I would. We'd do
Speaker 1: it if we'd do a campaign together. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I should show you my Nintendo collection. I've got every
Speaker 1: D every game Boy, and every Nintendo console that ever
Speaker 1: came out, but dame, it's on Nintendo.
Speaker 3: Did you have the GameCube?
Speaker 1: Yes? The game Cube is the best consolet of all time,
Speaker 1: every DS, all the d SS, the original DS, like
Speaker 1: the d S. I then I had the d S
Speaker 1: x L, and then I had the two d S,
Speaker 1: and then I had the three ds. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: had all of them, so I wanted to keep the
Speaker 1: collection up. But I didn't buy them brand new. I
Speaker 1: bought them on Facebook market Place.
Speaker 2: I just like, really, you just wanted to have the collection.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got a special limited edition clear pikach two
Speaker 1: DS that's worth like three grand. Now, Yeah, that's pretty fun.
Speaker 3: Did you ever play Bloody Raw on GameCube?
Speaker 1: No, that's such a Jena game.
Speaker 3: Child.
Speaker 1: Did you ever play Slaughtering Kids on the GameCube?
Speaker 3: That was another good one.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I missed crash Band coop, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: crash Band. Okay, we'll welcome. Is it just mean if
Speaker 1: it is not how we start every episode mood we
Speaker 1: start the show with it? Is it just me something
Speaker 1: we've noticed, something we hate to appreciate. Mitch doesn't my mind.
Speaker 1: I don't know Mitch is coming up Today. We have
Speaker 1: an idiot who has suggested something off the back of
Speaker 1: a topic we were discussing a few weeks ago.
Speaker 2: I love it when the idiots do our producing for us.
Speaker 1: I know, it's so easy, isn't it. Thank God, we'll
Speaker 1: steal that. We'll give you credit though, if we can
Speaker 1: remember your name. It is a new invention justin, by
Speaker 1: the way, justin a new invention that I think will
Speaker 1: really catch on and we'll save a lot of the
Speaker 1: idiot's time. Especially if you're gay or gen z. This
Speaker 1: will be good for you.
Speaker 2: We're also going to be following up on our singing lessons,
Speaker 2: which we have decided to embark on as a duo. Yes,
Speaker 2: we're going to a couple singing lessons, but we've got
Speaker 2: to sort something out first. Yes, my agent today. You
Speaker 2: know how you kind of write shit in your notes
Speaker 2: as you think of it. Yes, I was really impassioned
Speaker 2: about this. Itche and when I wrote it, I don't
Speaker 2: have the same passion now, but I'm going to back
Speaker 2: it in anyway. I really really meant it at the time.
Speaker 1: I do that time. Mine's just a thought that I
Speaker 1: had and a sad story connected to it. Oh well,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm actually ready to talk about it.
Speaker 1: I need time. Should I kill time by going first?
Speaker 1: I'm ready. I just have to process it, but you
Speaker 1: can go first, sure, Okay.
Speaker 2: To give you a context, I wrote this when I
Speaker 2: was at Executive produced the contracept of Diephram Sam's birthday,
Speaker 2: which neither of you turned.
Speaker 1: Up to No. I was going to, but I got
Speaker 1: drunk for the first time in a long time. I
Speaker 1: felt so bad. I RSVP and I text him saying coming,
Speaker 1: I'll be there at ten, and I didn't turn up.
Speaker 3: I couldn't go because I was at the theater live.
Speaker 1: It's not a lie what we're saying.
Speaker 2: She was at the theater, but we were still at
Speaker 2: the party after the Shay finished. Don't forget. We've got
Speaker 2: you on fine mate, now dinner.
Speaker 1: I didn't lie, you know, Old Mitchell would have been like,
Speaker 1: oh oh my, it's true. I just said, Sam, I'm
Speaker 1: tipsy and I can't drive to the ctitdi. I'm in
Speaker 1: the shire at was steven'smum's birthday.
Speaker 2: You meant to be dead though, Yeah, yeah, that'll do it.
Speaker 1: I don't drink. I'm like Stephen, you drink. He's on
Speaker 1: his peas so he can't get any alcohol, all.
Speaker 2: Right, go with your Egypt Oh sorry, yeah, let's get into.
Speaker 1: It is just me.
Speaker 2: Is intrusive shrubbery destroying Sydney's nightlife.
Speaker 1: You're on something that night quite clearly. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The trees in the al Fresco bit, it seems bird
Speaker 2: they've been quite disruptive.
Speaker 1: What upset you a palm? Was it a shrub bush?
Speaker 1: It was a cactus that had pissed me off.
Speaker 2: But like they'd shaved the spikes off it, And I'm like,
Speaker 2: who the fuck's job is it to despike the cactus
Speaker 2: when you can just get any other plant?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's cruel. They put the laser hair removal on
Speaker 1: that porka. They need it up.
Speaker 2: The giant fucking cacti are just like encroaching on all
Speaker 2: the table.
Speaker 1: It's annoying as fuck. Yeah. I actually think for the
Speaker 1: first time in this show's history that is quite specific
Speaker 1: to just you.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, if you turned up to Sam, you would have
Speaker 2: agreed with me.
Speaker 1: I could have been there you too.
Speaker 2: J That's about all I have to say about that.
Speaker 2: Moving on origin, is it just me?
Speaker 1: Have we all collectively forgotten and stopped worrying about red
Speaker 1: back spiders? That's true. We could point as a nation
Speaker 1: were grippled by those little bustards when I was a
Speaker 1: kid in the nineties and oh my god, I couldn't
Speaker 1: go near a tap without my mum going check for
Speaker 1: red backs.
Speaker 2: Jenna, can you please google what the fuck happened to
Speaker 2: all the red backs.
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 2: I feel like the reason I haven't seen one in
Speaker 2: a while is because I used to see them a
Speaker 2: lot in like my parents' garage totally it was dusty,
Speaker 2: full of shit. That's where they liked to make their
Speaker 2: fucking webs. But now in apartments, I don't have.
Speaker 1: A filthy garage. Maybe I don't see them as often. Well,
Speaker 1: I live back at home, and we were by the
Speaker 1: water on the beach, and there's heaps of gardens, so
Speaker 1: I think there would be them that I would sink them.
Speaker 2: And I remember, is it just me on the fly
Speaker 2: when people talk about spiders, you were adamant that there's
Speaker 2: something crawling on you.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling I don't. Yeah, Oh so there's nothing on you? Actually,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, shut up.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I'm.
Speaker 1: About to bleed my heart out. Sorry, go on, that's right.
Speaker 1: Sad story. It's a white cat that no white, that
Speaker 1: took a sip from the tap, but there was actually
Speaker 1: a red back there and a bit it's on the
Speaker 1: mouth in the tap. The red back was hiding underneath
Speaker 1: the tap and the cat went under. Oh and it
Speaker 1: bit the cat's time can only assume, and it killed
Speaker 1: the cat, and there in the street holding.
Speaker 3: This white cat that's really devastated.
Speaker 1: Sabrina and it died. And as a kid, I thought,
Speaker 1: oh my god, those spiders are not to be messed with.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of one just hanging in the tap.
Speaker 1: That's fine, I know. So whenever I went to a tap,
Speaker 1: Mum went check for redbacks. But I what are you
Speaker 1: meant to do when you're face to face with it?
Speaker 1: You kill them? But if you're checking in the tap,
Speaker 1: it could just leap into your eye. Yeah, but they
Speaker 1: don't do that. That's not real.
Speaker 5: Okay, So they're still around, but they're commonly found in
Speaker 5: disturbed and urban areas, so it may have been more
Speaker 5: urban back in the day, got it what I mean?
Speaker 5: And also no death urban, you know, like more bushy
Speaker 5: and all that.
Speaker 1: Your house is still pretty fucking bush pretty urban, was
Speaker 1: the next point.
Speaker 5: No deaths have been reported since nineteen fifty five, a
Speaker 5: year before the introduction of red back spider Anti venom oh.
Speaker 1: I said, isn't that crazy that Auntie Venom really does?
Speaker 1: Just is that bitch? Well not for the cat? Huh?
Speaker 1: Too late? Didn't No, I would have died in nineteen
Speaker 1: fifty four. I forgot to mention that can we compare
Speaker 1: cat war stories? To compare my Sabrina story?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this happened only two weeks ago. Oh shit,
Speaker 2: Isabella's father, as in my old house mate Jordan the
Speaker 2: only father she knows? Yeah, she Wan's taken on the
Speaker 2: role of stepfather's No, but he looks ground floor apartment. No,
Speaker 2: he doesn't have a cat. He lives on a ground
Speaker 2: floor apartment. And they've got like a picket fence around
Speaker 2: the little courtyard bit and then there's balconies above.
Speaker 1: Apparently a cat.
Speaker 2: Was like, wouldn't it be fun if I just jump
Speaker 2: off this balcony quick through the fence? Oh no, imagine
Speaker 2: stepping outside like Jordan did, just.
Speaker 1: Being like, oh my god, can I do I do
Speaker 1: about that? I can beat that story. I don't want
Speaker 1: to now I can. You're like, I see you're in
Speaker 1: paled cat and I raised you. I raised you a
Speaker 1: squashed gray hound. Oh that's not cat. Okay, Now this
Speaker 1: is a story trigger warning, truly, And I'm not making
Speaker 1: animal cruelty again.
Speaker 5: And I didn't do it as an owner of a
Speaker 5: greyhound then a cat.
Speaker 1: That's true, it was an Italian greyhound. Tiny get this
Speaker 1: take your headphones off and block. He read. I was
Speaker 1: in Melbourne at the time. This was actually right before
Speaker 1: COVID started. Miley Cyrus was performing in Melbourne. Remember then
Speaker 1: she canceled because of the pandemic. So I was in Melbourne,
Speaker 1: had time to kill walking down the main street at
Speaker 1: the time, and I hear what sounds.
Speaker 2: Like I remember you telling this, Yeah, a stay hitting
Speaker 2: the floor. What happened was the balcony.
Speaker 1: A greyhound was at the top four of like a
Speaker 1: six story building, was looking out the window and it
Speaker 1: fell onto the ground and hit the pavement on the ground.
Speaker 1: But the owner wasn't there. Someone was house sitting the
Speaker 1: dog and they just left the window open. Anyway, It
Speaker 1: landed maybe ten meters behind the track. We just walked on,
Speaker 1: just feeling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah done. I don't know how we got here.
Speaker 2: Should we move on?
Speaker 1: That's probably a good Yeah, take a break. Is it's
Speaker 1: just me?
Speaker 5: You can follow the show online, just search a couple
Speaker 5: of mitches.
Speaker 1: If you don't, you're a little bitch. Okay.
Speaker 2: Now, we were talking not too long ago about the
Speaker 2: phonetic alphabets. You know how they use it often on
Speaker 2: the phone so that you don't misunderstand letters with the
Speaker 2: muffled phone line, they'll say tee for tango and for whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And our point was, we don't know the correct I
Speaker 2: didn't know that there were prescribed words for every letter.
Speaker 2: They made it up as they went along. These bitches
Speaker 2: love a tango.
Speaker 1: Don't they do? They do? But my point was, no
Speaker 1: one can ever get past Charlie like Alpha, Bravo Charlie, Delta, Echo,
Speaker 1: fox trots, fox trot, Google drive. See, I don't know
Speaker 1: people actually memorize it. Everyone member memorize it. My sister
Speaker 1: Becky every a cop, like obviously she's got her first
Speaker 1: start in police radio, and if you're doing a street
Speaker 1: or someone's registration, you need to know it to be
Speaker 1: like F for foxtrot, E for echo, whatever. But my
Speaker 1: point was we just need one that's outdated. What the
Speaker 1: fuck is a foxtrot?
Speaker 2: And is there anyone policing what word you use for
Speaker 2: the letter? Like do you have to get the phonetic
Speaker 2: fucking alphabet correct?
Speaker 1: Correct? You can just do your own. So we would
Speaker 1: like to create our own new phonetic alphabet that caters
Speaker 1: to i'd say, our audience, which is, you know, younger,
Speaker 1: queer leaning, progressive, handsome, attractive, young, impressional millennials, and credit
Speaker 1: where it's.
Speaker 2: Jude Justin Warn posted this in our Facebook group Injuring Idiots.
Speaker 2: He said, seeing as you fellas don't know the phonetic alphabet,
Speaker 2: let's make a new one. I'll start a for anal.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I don't approve of that, although do you
Speaker 2: remember I was saying when we were talking about it
Speaker 2: at the time that my problem is that if I'm
Speaker 2: trying to think on my feet and I'm trying to
Speaker 2: do the phonetic fucking thing, the only thing that springs
Speaker 2: to mind is dirty words. Yeah, yeah, that's my problem.
Speaker 2: So ain't all Probably I wouldn't do that?
Speaker 1: What about B bitch, se ca.
Speaker 2: Dick, b egg plant, fuck, g gay h oh heroin.
Speaker 1: Igloo iglu was nice, wasn't it? That was actually quite nice?
Speaker 1: But I think people were murdered it mostly so the
Speaker 1: dirty works?
Speaker 6: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Where were we anything else for I that would be great?
Speaker 1: Keep going, j Jack, Okay, why does it? Why is
Speaker 1: it cut again? It still works? L lick m mutt.
Speaker 2: And you don't want to know what's springing to mind
Speaker 2: when you say.
Speaker 1: My fist is named Nicole of moving on. Don't look
Speaker 1: at general when you say that either glone P putrid
Speaker 1: q queer old have gone quief a.
Speaker 2: Rectum f yeh f q r F fuck it.
Speaker 1: It's what's bringing to mind right A.
Speaker 2: Yes, s slat tits, I'm Billy card. I don't know
Speaker 2: where that came from. Rude V badge w wank x
Speaker 2: S is this what is suv w x?
Speaker 1: I think that's my xylophone? Why? I don't know your
Speaker 1: gooner just the sub yeast yeast zebra.
Speaker 2: That was a nice hols them ending Yeah nice so
Speaker 2: at A guess my mind is ninety percent dirty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think sare nine. We want something that
Speaker 1: people can remember. I don't think they'll catch on. You
Speaker 1: can't use that in public. You also can't use it
Speaker 1: if you're calling centerling to say hey, here's my registration.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was my problem. I was like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: had to really gag myself not to say it should
Speaker 2: have been gagged, like.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think you're going to get a rental
Speaker 1: increase when you're calling SEBT.
Speaker 2: So we may as well keep Justin's idea a for
Speaker 2: anal B.
Speaker 1: But we can't because if people are using it in public.
Speaker 1: It's we can't do naughty words. We want this to
Speaker 1: catch on, to be a social wave like Cony twenty twelve.
Speaker 2: Okay, for Coney, we've got k. I think we're talking
Speaker 2: about him again.
Speaker 1: What about a for alphaba? That's not how you feel?
Speaker 1: Alphabe done? What would a B?
Speaker 2: Are you trying to make it like current and topical?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: Yeah, amerelya air hunt abba abbab well done, b Macy
Speaker 1: Isabel Gray suggests boys like that we all like boys,
Speaker 1: well not everyone.
Speaker 2: What about all the less listening true alazz that we
Speaker 2: should make this like idiot specific. This is just for
Speaker 2: the official idiot.
Speaker 1: Alphabet, idiot alphabet. Okay. In that case, it could be
Speaker 1: a really we've already got abba, okay abba?
Speaker 2: What about like in jokes in the podcast b Brenda Barrelding, perfect,
Speaker 2: that's one of your fucking a round bird very good?
Speaker 1: Huh So you can quite simply be Cat. I feel
Speaker 1: like we talk about those dumb things a lot. Or
Speaker 1: Connie if we really want.
Speaker 3: Can we do Connie?
Speaker 1: I could have sworn Connie with a K.
Speaker 3: Connie's with the Okay, well, we'll just do cat Connie.
Speaker 1: He's already written did you put diaphragm Sam.
Speaker 2: Just diaphragm E.
Speaker 1: Sarah Elizabeth has suggested episode what about alphaba? Yeah, that's funny,
Speaker 1: it's very much part.
Speaker 2: Of the Alpha. BA could just start with L. Imagine
Speaker 2: that's how you felt at Alpha par what's wrong? So
Speaker 2: it could now I'll do alphaba.
Speaker 1: That's far lab something Jim ad Jason with. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to think follow no finger, sure, because that's not dirty,
Speaker 1: that's just the body part. But what does that have
Speaker 1: to do with this show? That Christmas party?
Speaker 2: G goash, Come on, we said nothing dirty.
Speaker 1: We just did Jenna just because it's dumb. Jenna.
Speaker 2: God, it has to be dumb. I suppose that's the rule.
Speaker 2: J H will hate that beat.
Speaker 1: Who Sorry, sorry, I'm really not on today.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna start writing things you think of.
Speaker 2: Who's w H can be?
Speaker 1: What's the podcast reference with h M headphones or headphones?
Speaker 1: We could have done dot for D or w's wiggans
Speaker 1: for sure? Well you've already put who. We can still
Speaker 1: do wigans. I mean we've got a long alphabet to go.
Speaker 1: W is the same letter.
Speaker 2: And the alphabet only goes with H for a joke, okay, because.
Speaker 1: Because it's gonna actually good magic calling something can be
Speaker 1: idiot h is idiots.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's the rule that we have to laugh because
Speaker 2: it's dumb to make it on our phonetic alphabet. H
Speaker 2: I J just me or Jenner again.
Speaker 1: Jenna with a J great hilarious Okay, so confusing. Okay, Oh,
Speaker 1: I do want to say ketamine, I've never tried it.
Speaker 1: Don't rush off k B what about kill K for
Speaker 1: kill get it the intro johng.
Speaker 2: Wars K for kill Oh yeah, circle get it l alphabe.
Speaker 1: Does that mean we lose e? No, we can have
Speaker 1: good Jenna tw alphab and alphab elpha.
Speaker 2: Alphaba so dumb m mitches Yeah great n N m
Speaker 2: N for endometriosis.
Speaker 1: No, Jenn's being cured naturally. Remember I'm sure to be
Speaker 1: livington John's retreat and cure themself doesn't start with no.
Speaker 1: I know that we're living and for entertained barely not
Speaker 1: this episode? Yeah? Sure why not?
Speaker 7: No in for no, Yeah, that's very you, Oscar. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 7: I want.
Speaker 1: To include him. P H pig week God, what comes
Speaker 1: up to you? Oh queen? Because we have to edit
Speaker 1: Jen's out.
Speaker 3: Weekly often often I'm sorry, I can't help.
Speaker 1: Ah can be Let me see what the idiots have suggested. Oh,
Speaker 1: P for pig weeks, said Melanie Smith. Oh, I didn't
Speaker 1: know that was thegestons coming through to yea calm. Cantrell says,
Speaker 1: E for Olympics.
Speaker 2: Oh, that would have been a good one.
Speaker 1: But we can get rid of one of the alphabers
Speaker 1: for god's sake. Two jenets that the GAG's being done.
Speaker 1: He should be Olympics. Alright, Olympics, what are we up to? Q?
Speaker 1: Quiet Joshua? We already put Queith reasing Redruthmish suggested that
Speaker 1: as well. She says, shut up, No, that's.
Speaker 2: We never speak about idiots like that.
Speaker 1: Brian's for b Someone suggested.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's better than Brenda Barrel.
Speaker 1: Then get rid of it.
Speaker 2: Ban your myth pronunciation of Blind's No, s what can
Speaker 2: that be?
Speaker 1: What have we got for w who?
Speaker 2: Yeah, brilliant, and we've also got who for eight.
Speaker 1: That's very funny. What s Sam?
Speaker 3: Sam?
Speaker 1: Did we get rid of contraceptive?
Speaker 2: No, that's conn was diaphragm.
Speaker 1: It's still all right. We can't double it up, Sean. Oh,
Speaker 1: but that doesn't happen. What if we make it. Sean
Speaker 1: and Stephen.
Speaker 2: Just do it, but that'll get confusing on the phone.
Speaker 1: Like for Sean, so is alphaba l L is in
Speaker 1: there c.
Speaker 3: S for Sean.
Speaker 1: Sure, Stephen is so stupid and Sean comes first because
Speaker 1: he did come first. For Eason, it's for s A.
Speaker 1: I like Sean and Steven. It's because it's too well
Speaker 1: put that together that both our partners are I did.
Speaker 1: I just didn't think it was that interest. So Tea,
Speaker 1: it can be better. Yeah, we could.
Speaker 2: Which is something we've never said on this podcast.
Speaker 1: Two percent. Where that's coming from. That's because it's the
Speaker 1: milk oh tea could be tunnel. That's good. What are
Speaker 1: we up to? You?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 1: That's tough? No one suggested you you?
Speaker 3: What about just you?
Speaker 6: You?
Speaker 1: For you?
Speaker 7: You?
Speaker 1: For wy? Are you you? For you? Why? For you?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: There's gonna be something. Has anyone suggested anything for you
Speaker 2: in our stupid group?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: I can't think of anything for you. Megan has explicitly
Speaker 1: said you, Holy says unique. No.
Speaker 2: What do we just go into our episodes and type
Speaker 2: the word you in and see what comes up?
Speaker 1: Is it possible?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: One of our recent episodes two nineteen was called Almond
Speaker 2: with you because that's how you're say Armond.
Speaker 1: God, that was good. Yeah, he's very sweet.
Speaker 2: Fuck in order corrected to Armond. Funny that.
Speaker 1: You for Almond.
Speaker 8: V.
Speaker 1: What can that be? They think something medieval Jenna themed?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Viking.
Speaker 2: I typed into the search of our episodes V and
Speaker 2: it just says no results if we never used.
Speaker 1: The letter V. We're just not smart. It can't be right.
Speaker 2: What are the suggestions for V?
Speaker 1: No, there's not one. Really.
Speaker 2: They all just tapped out at this point in the alphabet.
Speaker 2: I'm tempted to do the same, but we've come this far.
Speaker 2: Do you V?
Speaker 3: Violent?
Speaker 1: Violin?
Speaker 2: Violin, which I still haven't played on this podcast.
Speaker 1: Violin. I guess we've got nothing else. Here's how it's
Speaker 1: going to work. You for who? Yep? Great X four Hayden,
Speaker 1: that's a good one. I think that's quite funny.
Speaker 2: You can't say that on the phone.
Speaker 3: It is funny.
Speaker 1: We'll do it.
Speaker 2: It's very it's a rare letter, so I'll never have
Speaker 2: to say true XP Haden, Are you really sure you
Speaker 2: want to use that?
Speaker 1: I couldn't care that I've spoken to him years. Why
Speaker 1: for you got a hustle? Yeah? Great one word the
Speaker 1: first base.
Speaker 6: Z.
Speaker 1: What can that be? M zest zoo.
Speaker 8: Z.
Speaker 1: Did no one suggest anything for that either? Hello, I'm
Speaker 1: going to the age. Okay, you need to say these things.
Speaker 1: So I'm not a B A T B J I
Speaker 1: E J I E. No one has done it. He
Speaker 1: was for trolley. Someone did suggest, We've already got ton
Speaker 1: of that time.
Speaker 2: Did literally no one suggests anything for They all stopped
Speaker 2: guessing at that point?
Speaker 1: Fuck you all? Why don't we make the Z the
Speaker 1: final unfinished character and then we have until next week
Speaker 1: to lock it in? God? Do we really have to
Speaker 1: stretch this out? Yeah? I love being stretched out, Jenned
Speaker 1: one of your worst ideas ever ever since you've got confidence,
Speaker 1: it's been terrible. I'm not enjoying this confident hero z
Speaker 1: is say it all. Oh my god, Zaddy, Oh Zaddy,
Speaker 1: because we're both zaddies general lock it in and looking
Speaker 1: God has dead idea DMS on injury idiots.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to put it in the group. I
Speaker 2: should make it a Google doctor. The people can edit
Speaker 2: it or something.
Speaker 1: No, we need to keep the original. I'm sure you.
Speaker 2: Can dispute anything in the comments, but so far, what
Speaker 2: we've got is wait, wait, play some kindergarten music. Okay,
Speaker 2: notice I thought you could have done it in post.
Speaker 1: No, we're raw dogging it here like kids. But how's this?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Perfect? That was good? Very quick time.
Speaker 2: A forever, B for Blyons, C for Connie, D for diaphragm,
Speaker 2: E for Olympics, F for finger, G for Jenna, H
Speaker 2: for who I'm for idiots, J for Jenna, K for kill,
Speaker 2: L for alphab, M for Mitch, N for O for Oscar,
Speaker 2: P for pigweek, Q for qweith for red Rooster, S
Speaker 2: for Stephen and Sean, T for tunnel, you for armand
Speaker 2: B for violin, W for who, X for Hayden, Y
Speaker 2: for you Got a Hustle?
Speaker 1: And Z for Zaddie? Is it just me? Complete? For Alpha?
Speaker 1: I love it so much TVC. Though we're open to suggestions.
Speaker 4: You can follow the show online.
Speaker 1: Just search a couple of mitches.
Speaker 3: If you don't, you're a tickhead.
Speaker 2: Okay, before we go, this is another one of the
Speaker 2: episodes where I feel the wheels have fallen off. There's
Speaker 2: one more thing we want to do, so, as you
Speaker 2: might have heard recently, we have decided that it's time
Speaker 2: to revisit a segment of ours.
Speaker 1: Remember this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to do the hobby hunt again.
Speaker 1: I get about this now I'm out at audit. You
Speaker 1: could say fast ties into this perfectly, though, doesn't it
Speaker 1: that intro it.
Speaker 2: Does actually the need for singing lessons. So the hobby
Speaker 2: hunt was when it was just after your breakup actually,
Speaker 2: and you were like, I need to get my mind
Speaker 2: off things. And I was kind of in a spot
Speaker 2: where I was like, I want to go do activities,
Speaker 2: just spice up life. And so we tried bar class.
Speaker 2: You came along to one of mine, yep, and we
Speaker 2: did pottery and then we kind of just stopped doing it.
Speaker 1: We did a third one, didn't we pottery pilates. Oh,
Speaker 1: then I got happy again, and I think we people
Speaker 1: were like you got.
Speaker 2: Busy, and I was like, well, we can't hobby hunt
Speaker 2: unless it's both of us. But we've decided recently we
Speaker 2: want to give singing lessons a crack. Yeah, but I'm
Speaker 2: kind of worried about raw dogging singing lessons. I can't
Speaker 2: go in there and just sing for the first time
Speaker 2: while it's being recorded in front of a singing teacher.
Speaker 1: No, it's like I want to be a little bit
Speaker 1: good at it before I go. Right, So what's your
Speaker 1: suggestion here?
Speaker 2: Well, I just don't want to go in there with
Speaker 2: nothing prepared. I think we need to decide on a
Speaker 2: song for starters, because we're doing this together.
Speaker 1: I don't know duets. I'm gonna have to google famous duets, right, I.
Speaker 3: Guess so I'm defying gravity.
Speaker 2: No, that's way out of our ranges?
Speaker 1: What is my range?
Speaker 3: What about shallow?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: Of accidentally google famous diet? Sorry it's come up the act,
Speaker 1: so shallow you reckon? Oh that's good? Can you go
Speaker 1: that high? No, I'm Bradley, you're gaga.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1: No, you're god.
Speaker 2: We've actually chosen the worst day to make this decision
Speaker 2: because I've got a bit of a scratch, right, So
Speaker 2: there's no way I'm going to be able to be
Speaker 2: like already.
Speaker 1: Just give me a reason.
Speaker 3: Pink, Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 1: Just give them that's too high. I will do the
Speaker 1: other guy what's his name?
Speaker 3: And the fun fun guy?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't understand. I think we've done that
Speaker 1: on the show. What about leather and lace? What's that?
Speaker 1: I don't know? Sean Mendez Camillo Cabeo camaramo, koala, Senorita.
Speaker 1: Oh that might not be out of our range. Somebody
Speaker 1: that I used to know got ya easy. That's hard.
Speaker 1: Some money that I use, but just student fun. Have
Speaker 1: your friends collect your records?
Speaker 8: Are the change in that?
Speaker 1: I'm already straining, But I think I'm actually high. I
Speaker 1: don't think I'm a blow boy.
Speaker 2: Oh you're going to take all the high bit?
Speaker 1: I could take that. What about I got your babe
Speaker 1: under pressure, under brossure it is it's Queen and David Bowie.
Speaker 2: I've actually got one in mind, but I doubt it's
Speaker 2: going to be on your list.
Speaker 1: Oh, what what's your idea? Mitchell?
Speaker 2: It might also be out of our range? Yeah, do
Speaker 2: you remember this?
Speaker 1: Oh? Wait? No?
Speaker 8: Did?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yes? What is this?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Delta and Brian McFadden.
Speaker 8: Yes, you.
Speaker 4: Have in my life.
Speaker 1: And I never play. Oh this bit makes me nervous.
Speaker 1: Me for me Bye? Shadow that chap.
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: Can out you?
Speaker 6: Maybe?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: My wild idea, google the lyrics? Good idea, MI almost here,
Speaker 2: Delta good and Bryan McFadden.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm ready, I've got the lyrics.
Speaker 8: Okay, Tune Night Loves Not Always Back and Why Heaven
Speaker 8: I always loved you.
Speaker 2: When it's spoken with you, and it's actually really hard
Speaker 2: to sing in a whisper if I was.
Speaker 1: Spelt in that.
Speaker 2: But when I need you, I could do that easily,
Speaker 2: But it's when i'm me try.
Speaker 1: To carry on. I don't think I can keep going.
Speaker 1: You can do it, carry on?
Speaker 4: No, that's not enough.
Speaker 6: Then when i'm with with you, I'm close to tease
Speaker 6: because you're only oh most.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is you. I would change the world if
Speaker 1: I ever had a chance. Oh, won't you let me?
Speaker 1: I've got to have many.
Speaker 6: Please be.
Speaker 1: Jampan, three arms around me? Please please protect me?
Speaker 6: Brosn't that by your worst days and shadow? Now?
Speaker 4: It hurts.
Speaker 8: When I haven't always held you.
Speaker 1: But when that.
Speaker 2: I feel like reading lyrics makes it worse because you
Speaker 2: don't know where it goes at the timing.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's wrong with you, but I always
Speaker 1: just add a country twang. Hurt you? What's with my robrado?
Speaker 1: You know what I reckon.
Speaker 2: I'm good at being a backing singer, but I can't
Speaker 2: be the lead because when I was harmonizing them with you,
Speaker 2: I thought, fuck, yeah, I nailed that. But when I'm
Speaker 2: doing a soul. It's like you can really hear the
Speaker 2: crack totally.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what we need each other exactly.
Speaker 2: Like they very rarely sing together. We need something where
Speaker 2: they what's a good duet with a harmony?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we need Jennet to come in the harmonies too.
Speaker 2: I do really like everything has changed by Taylor Swift
Speaker 2: and Ed Shearing.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 1: No please, no, can I boycott that?
Speaker 2: Boycott well, Taylor and Ed it's veto the word you're
Speaker 2: looking for video boycott.
Speaker 3: It does?
Speaker 1: Oh what about grease? Oh yeah, so I'm loving have me.
Speaker 2: I'm doing the low bit.
Speaker 1: Now you're Sandy. No, you've you've said that you can
Speaker 1: go high.
Speaker 3: Sandy.
Speaker 1: Oh google the lyrics.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm skipping straight to the end bit. That's going
Speaker 2: to be a beautiful jewet.
Speaker 1: Not yet it turned colder. That's where it ends. So
Speaker 1: we're all fuck up weed step before hands.
Speaker 3: Then we made a true love.
Speaker 1: Wonder what she's doing some dry ripped bottle?
Speaker 4: O summon, No, that's got legs.
Speaker 1: I'm so old. I think I sound best when you
Speaker 1: can't only hear me. It can't just be me there
Speaker 1: is it's easier for you when you're mad, You're going,
Speaker 1: what are the odds that you've got the deep voice
Speaker 1: and I've got the high voice?
Speaker 2: Years of vaping. It's ruined by ruined.
Speaker 1: My gifts, all right, And that's how song I'm sold
Speaker 1: you reckon?
Speaker 2: I'm not what the bit lame? Don't you think that
Speaker 2: is not the man.
Speaker 1: Who suggested Taylor Swift and Ed Shearing. I wouldn't got
Speaker 1: you were allowed one veto No, not yet. I just
Speaker 1: wanted to see options. Okay, well, what other duets are they?
Speaker 2: I just need one with a good harmony. But actually
Speaker 2: you get confused with the harmonies because you try to
Speaker 2: follow along with me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I just don't know what to do, so
Speaker 1: I follow the monkey in front. Should we do something
Speaker 1: from a musical like Hamilton or something? No, that's rapping.
Speaker 1: I can't rap. I don't want to. I can do
Speaker 1: all of Black Eyed Peas. Shut up, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: rocking like this? What I'm gonna be rocking like that?
Speaker 1: I'm allergic to bet so don't bring it up. Ship
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 3: Best duets with harmonies, Hakuna matata.
Speaker 1: That's good, Tomato and pumba.
Speaker 2: We can't go to a singing teacher in all seriesness
Speaker 2: and say can we learn this song?
Speaker 1: Yes? We Kukuna Matata is their duet. Yeah? Do they
Speaker 1: harmonize in Thatta free? I don't think you, guys.
Speaker 3: I think I sing both of them when I would saying.
Speaker 2: But it's the same note, let's go haku amadata without harmonizing.
Speaker 2: What you know, what would be better off doing? If
Speaker 2: if we're going down the Lionking route?
Speaker 4: Can you see the love tonight?
Speaker 1: Oh? I think that's I think that's very boring.
Speaker 2: You know what would be great? Actually just in general
Speaker 2: Lion King two, when they're.
Speaker 1: Like deception, disgreece, evil as pleaan as the scar on
Speaker 1: his face, deception and outreach disgree what's it called?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's just direct to here we go? Ready? Remember this?
Speaker 1: Did you see the Lionking toever?
Speaker 2: This is when they banish Kovid from the Pride Land,
Speaker 2: reminiscent of Romeo and Julienne.
Speaker 1: Jenny, you could pan flute. I've got that drum you
Speaker 1: got me from Bali? Yeah, Jenner squeals this bit. What's
Speaker 1: this call? One of us? Deception discream.
Speaker 3: Evil as plain as the scar of.
Speaker 1: Deception Page discree for shame trouble of a bowl game deception.
Speaker 2: It's a bit repetitive, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. I'm using Janice veto to Vito
Speaker 1: that this is a suggestion. Sounds like Hamilton.
Speaker 6: Do you like it?
Speaker 1: Like Hamilton? Not for me. M.
Speaker 2: I feel like we've actually taken a few steps backward.
Speaker 2: We're no clothes that are deciding on this.
Speaker 1: I thought you would have come to this with one
Speaker 1: you wanted us to do.
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to as well. Shit, I
Speaker 2: suggested the delta good and bramacfatom one. Oh that's true,
Speaker 2: but it's really hard to do the delta bit when
Speaker 2: it's whispering. This is why we need help from a teacher,
Speaker 2: because I hear it on tiktalk about like oh using
Speaker 2: your head voice, yes, of course, and like this sounds ridiculous,
Speaker 2: but I don't know if I have a diaphragm.
Speaker 1: Of course you've got a die. We all have a diaphragm.
Speaker 1: Where is it near your belly near your gun?
Speaker 2: Because they're like sing from your diaphragm and I'm like,
Speaker 2: is that the right spot?
Speaker 1: Go? Like you feel that muscle in your tummy? Tans
Speaker 1: you do do it. I can see your chest moving.
Speaker 1: You've got one. I can see your dip.
Speaker 3: It again whereabouts? Yeah, I can see it.
Speaker 1: It's like above your pelvis. No, it's well, it's under
Speaker 1: your stomach.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like under your stomach, like down where
Speaker 2: my gunt is? Is it all the way down there?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I always thought it was in the.
Speaker 3: Middle, so when you breath, you can't make it go out.
Speaker 2: I've got less answers than I did before. Where the
Speaker 2: fuck is my diaphragm?
Speaker 1: It sits under your lungs and separates your chest cavity
Speaker 1: from your abdomen like belly button a bit lower. It's
Speaker 1: at the very bottom of your rim cake.
Speaker 2: Bottom of the ribcage, is not under the belly button.
Speaker 2: You're both fucking idiots.
Speaker 1: I never claimed to be smart. Well, should we consult
Speaker 1: a singing teacher and see what they recommend we sing,
Speaker 1: because clearly we're not getting anywhere.
Speaker 2: Well, before we go to a proper singing teacher, what
Speaker 2: if what if we get Oscar in here? Because it
Speaker 2: turns out he used to be a singing teacher.
Speaker 3: He's very talent.
Speaker 2: I just want to know the basics, like where the
Speaker 2: fuck's my diephragm?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the head voice? What's the belt? Did he
Speaker 1: actually used to teach singing? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I didn't know that until recently. He messaged me and goes,
Speaker 2: what the fuck you guys are looking for a singing
Speaker 2: teacher so he can be our singing he's an amazing
Speaker 2: Why don't we should go from there to an actual
Speaker 2: current singing teacher.
Speaker 1: Yes, but maybe he can be like our kindergarten. Yes,
Speaker 1: that could work. I'm down. Would he help us with
Speaker 1: song selection? He's got shocking taste?
Speaker 3: Oh no, he has fantastic taste.
Speaker 2: I say, okay, well, idiots, you can help us with
Speaker 2: the suggestions. We'll start another thread. We've done the alphabet
Speaker 2: and now we're doing a fucking duet.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm down, I'm suld.
Speaker 3: Yeah, can Oscar come to what here?
Speaker 1: I think that was fir. That just literally what we deserve.
Speaker 3: So you're coming?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think you'll be coming?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Good, I'm happy.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll hit us with your suggestions. You know
Speaker 1: our range, you know our skills, you know our taste. Idiots,
Speaker 1: send us to our potential. Correct, I've heard that run through.
Speaker 1: There's room for improvement, all right, Well, let's go on
Speaker 1: that note, hobby hunt continues. Yes, it will, thank you
Speaker 1: for listening. I don't feel any better after that. I
Speaker 1: was trying to be more prepared. I don't know what
Speaker 1: we're going to do. I feel good. I still don't
Speaker 1: know what my diepraend is. My god, google it. You'll
Speaker 1: have to watch video. I don't know. All right, Well,
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Speaker 2: At welcome to add brief our secret segment on the end.
Speaker 2: I don't know why we bother with this segment anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it used to be like, oh, let's go on hinge
Speaker 2: for a bit, but especially on a Wednesday, we've been
Speaker 2: getting real fucking lucy goosey.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 1: You keep saying, oh, it's a loose episode. I'm like, well, well,
Speaker 1: I think every episode is just that. I don't think
Speaker 1: we really not really everyone in a good mood. It's
Speaker 1: actually not loose. It's just me being what's called happy.
Speaker 1: I've just googled. But we don't prepare really, so I
Speaker 1: feel like we normally do. Yeah, so like a talk
Speaker 1: back tings or something, for example, we prepare unprepared. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: well it's fine. So we can't be prepared every time.
Speaker 1: I thrive with no preparation. You thrive with preparation. We're
Speaker 1: very different people.
Speaker 2: No, I can do both. I've got some thriving that
Speaker 2: I can wing it and I can prepare.
Speaker 1: Ship. Do you disagree? You're better? Yeah, now you're better
Speaker 1: with preparation. You like to know what's going on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like twenty percent of this show is prepared. Yes, no,
Speaker 2: I know the second half of a Wednesday. Everything else
Speaker 2: is winging it. Yeah, I don't know what the caller
Speaker 2: is going to say, I don't know what you're going
Speaker 2: to say.
Speaker 1: I can wing it. No, true, And now you're trying
Speaker 1: to clip my wings. I'm not trying to clip that.
Speaker 1: I'm not kind of trying to. If you could choose,
Speaker 1: you definitely love preparation. Nah, get yourself a co host
Speaker 1: that can do both. Really, Oh my goodness. If you're
Speaker 1: on the hunt for co hosts, are you looking for
Speaker 1: another one. I wasn't attacking you. I was just saying
Speaker 1: we both write different things.
Speaker 2: What I mean is it's not like I'm flailing when
Speaker 2: it's not prepared. I can still fucking I'm still comfortable
Speaker 2: saying that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't clip his wings.
Speaker 1: I wasn't going to. I had many Budgies it says
Speaker 1: it's down. I thought you could clip their own wings yourself.
Speaker 1: Turns out really shouldn't.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think that story might have been one of the
Speaker 2: things that insighted us saying stop bringing up animal cruelly.
Speaker 1: That was a very early day when I had all
Speaker 1: the Budgery guards. Three budgeryguards all called lucky. They just
Speaker 1: kept the Budger regards. That's wrong. One more time, Budgerigard.
Speaker 1: There's no, d is there, Budger Regard, google it. It's
Speaker 1: budgery Gar.
Speaker 3: It's not it's budgery Gar, google it. I am it's here.
Speaker 2: There's no will you learn something you don't but that
Speaker 2: wasn't on your radard. We're not doing this five really,
Speaker 2: so you're not good being unprepared. I throw you a challenge,
Speaker 2: let's do this, and you're like, no, we're not.
Speaker 1: I just find them a bit boring and repetitive. And
Speaker 1: sometimes you go on and on and they're not good.
Speaker 2: Well, it's up to you whether it's good or not.
Speaker 1: Often now when I'm involved the jack the stuff was good.
Speaker 1: They were.
Speaker 2: It was my idea, you said, Budger regard twinkled twinkle,
Speaker 2: little start?
Speaker 1: Did you trail? How far did you travel to j
Speaker 1: Not that far. I was trying to throw it to you,
Speaker 1: not that far.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was waiting for you to do.
Speaker 1: It, to do any that's probably my fast.
Speaker 2: Did you know that not only did I used to
Speaker 2: play violin, but very briefly I learned the guitar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember? Did you drove your card today? My card?
Speaker 1: Oh god? All that we were in a bizarre move. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Have you seen that movie with cape Bunchett. You recommended
Speaker 1: it to me? Actually, oh what was it? Tard? God? Well,
Speaker 1: careful talk about that again. Have you ever smoked? It's
Speaker 1: a guard I have.
Speaker 2: What are you going to say about your budger regards? Anyway,
Speaker 2: I had three of them.
Speaker 1: They all kept dying, but we just ca naming them.
Speaker 1: Lucky one got struck by lightning. That's a curse name.
Speaker 1: Did I tell you? Guys that have been working on
Speaker 1: my memoir? Have you very young? Yeah? Yeah, it works
Speaker 1: for sure and it does y e what else rhymes it? Budgery?
Speaker 1: Gar g car Oh, speak of the linking that famed
Speaker 1: protagonists god O, simber and scarred. There's not heaps there.
Speaker 1: There's not many Natalie Bard, Oh my god, I leave
Speaker 1: it on that night. Let's go a good one. Done
Speaker 1: my drink bottle, Jenna's tank of a drink bottle. I
Speaker 1: just kicked. That is the biggest thing in the world
Speaker 1: that I dented it.
Speaker 3: Oh, don't dent it.
Speaker 1: How many leaders are two leaders? Fleeted?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: That was good. That was actually very good. Thank you,
Speaker 1: But it's not good. It sounds like another word. I'm
Speaker 1: not criticizing you. I'll criticize you jenn I stopped drinking
Speaker 1: on the show. Is that hard? Is it that hard?
Speaker 1: Fucking moved the be there? Well let's go. Thanks for
Speaker 1: listening everyone, We do love you.
Speaker 2: We hope this podcast made you feel at least two
Speaker 2: percent better today.
Speaker 1: That's all super So we do back next week. Thanks
Speaker 1: for listening. If you've got a duet for us, let
Speaker 1: us know we'd love to hear it. Yeah, we will.
Speaker 1: We've actually got a guest coming on next week. Should
Speaker 1: I say it? Or are they going to cancel? And
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna sound like a funck wi not chap?
Speaker 1: Al Right? Is it? It'll be next Wednesday?
Speaker 2: Simono?
Speaker 1: Yeah, drag race, she's got a podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah she doest family correct concealed with Yeah she quent good?
Speaker 1: All right? Art joins us next week. That's exciting. Can
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