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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Mini's talking about the MTV Vmas' distrait, singing about MTV

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Speaker 2: back when MTV was about music. It's now just it

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Speaker 2: is now effectively just a TV channel for reality shows.

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Speaker 2: Woods But here's a chance for all the musicians to

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Speaker 2: effectively get nerd and work on a catwalk. That's what

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Speaker 2: Meghan Fox went for this year. She's she's tight with

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Speaker 2: shotgun machine guns. Kelly, who are decide? Who decided to

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Speaker 2: rock up looking like a red velvet cupcake? So you

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Speaker 2: can see that Madonna we think could possibly be more

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Speaker 2: cyborg than human. Now she's crossed over. I'm not sure

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Speaker 2: she'd passed the Churing test. Robot she's yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: if you can see her past whatever inflation she's got

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Speaker 2: going on the front there looks like a goddamn sculpture

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Speaker 2: exhibition nor money. She's a big deal. She did we

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Speaker 2: got some Normney. Now I haven't got any more normalney.

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Speaker 2: She's got a wild single, got a little bit unnormany

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Speaker 2: if you don't mind, woulds and had a bit of

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Speaker 2: a grind on stage.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: She used to be with Fifth Harmony and then she

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Speaker 2: but she finished her performance by grinding on Tiyana Taylor,

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Speaker 2: Taylor Taylor or Tala, depending on where you're from. She

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Speaker 2: has a bit of rapping with Carne in her time

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Speaker 2: Billy and dropped her deaf fom on the stage as

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Speaker 2: you just said, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Shotguns and Conor

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Speaker 2: McGregor both had to fight. Everyone hoped that they had

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Speaker 2: had a crack and cancel each other out.

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Speaker 1: Beef. What a machine Guns and MacGregor have beef. No

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Speaker 1: idea fair biggest loser on the carpet. They both wanted

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Speaker 2: Loser now no actually going into the into the awards though,

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Speaker 2: our boy BEB took out Best Pop.

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Speaker 1: That's not with that song, but that's all right. He

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Speaker 1: performed that, performed that, thanks ya.

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Speaker 2: Now he won it with Peaches, which we've got we

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Speaker 2: just didn't organize. Olivia Rodrigo one Song of the Year

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Speaker 2: with Driver's License there with God Nice.

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Speaker 1: That's a tune, a lot of chune.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a big so she was also Best

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Speaker 2: New Artist Rodrigo did we did roll there and Best

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Speaker 2: co lab Let's not forget this one. My favorite goes

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Speaker 2: out to Dojo cat Fitza, which is.

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Speaker 1: Yeah good on them anyway, was a person? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It could be a cat. I think the big question

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Speaker 1: is who's ah, that's the big question. Scissor is that

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Speaker 1: how you press there? They could both just be items

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Speaker 3: A scissor, pair of scissors and a cat one best

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Speaker 1: It's trending on TikTok, that's what it's. But look, you

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Speaker 1: and I was within the mtvs.

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Speaker 2: They're a bit silly these days, so we want to

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Speaker 2: come with our own m t V Awards awards. So

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Speaker 2: it's over to you, guys to repurpose those letters m

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Speaker 2: t V. Now you've had a few cracks, you're not

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Speaker 1: I know you want to have one. Most tender vaccinologist

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Speaker 3: Though, Sexiest epidemiologist sort of areas that I'm.

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Speaker 2: Doing just the person who gave the softest jab. I

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Speaker 2: didn't even feel very topical. I even feel it there'd

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Speaker 2: be a topical MTV Awards. Let's go to Mitch.

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Speaker 1: Mitch, which MTV awards should we run?

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Speaker 4: John on Boys? I reckon the most traveled vehicle?

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Speaker 1: Most traveled vehicles sounds relatively boring.

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Speaker 3: People can play you've got the most traveled car.

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Speaker 2: Just call up with how many how many CA's you've done.

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Speaker 2: Let's jeez, Mitch, me, you flipped me, Mitch, you might

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Speaker 1: Here we go to Judit or Judith, depending on where

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Speaker 1: you're from. Judith MTV.

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Speaker 2: Okay, called Judit, so you can use that next time

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Speaker 1: But what are we talking at MTV?

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Speaker 2: What should the letters be used as?

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Speaker 2: I thought of motivated talent vision.

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Speaker 1: Motivated talent vision sounds a bit complicated. I think that

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Speaker 1: this afternoon. What's the award? No, I'm not sure we

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Speaker 2: We'll be reduced to only one thing for what he's

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Speaker 3: What about most triumphant veins? We just celebrate the best

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be hard to do on an audible meeting.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Nathan if you're another one, throw most

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Speaker 3: So people just call up with stories of the worst

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Speaker 1: Don't mind.

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Speaker 3: Again, I've been working on this whole song, Married the villain, married,

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Speaker 1: Wow, oh, we just take those calls. Don't mind married

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Speaker 1: the villain?

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Speaker 2: Does it beat most traveled Vehicle? Though, Let's go to

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Nathan. What's yours? Music?

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Speaker 1: Trending vibes? What's the award?

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry whichever.

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Speaker 1: Now anyway, lose Nathan? What about Moron?

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Speaker 3: Moron takes Vegas Awards?

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Speaker 1: No, biggest stuff ups in Vegas. Moron takes Vegas Awards.

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Speaker 1: Moron takes Vegas. Moron in Vegas. Yes, it's not gonna.

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Speaker 1: It's just not gonna beat most traveled Vehicle. Let's be honest.

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Speaker 1: You know, you know, you know, you know it. Drum

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Speaker 1: you wrote down fifty yeah, one idea on the way home.

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Speaker 1: He won segment. Mitch is all yours.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we're going to clear the pine lines and we're

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Speaker 2: gonna we're gonna do Will and Woodies. MTV Awards right

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Speaker 2: up next, and our MTV Awards this year are Most

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Speaker 2: Traveled Vehicle Awards.

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Speaker 1: The producers are furious. Nothing makes me happier. Just give

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Speaker 1: us a call. We need over three hundred thousand here.

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Speaker 1: Didn't get it, but wow, it's right open.

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Speaker 2: What's what's your ow do say, Australia, Can I get

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Speaker 1: Absolutely you could. It would give us a call. Let's

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Speaker 1: try and find most traveled Vehicle.

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Speaker 2: We're doing the MTV Awards run next to on Well and

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Speaker 2: Woody blow us away.

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Speaker 1: That was the MTV VA May Awards.

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Speaker 2: If you missed it, a pencil case and a pussy

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Speaker 2: one best Collaboration. But outside of that, not a lot's happened.

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Speaker 2: Woods and I think we could come up with a

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Speaker 2: better MTV Awards ourselves. We've asked you guys what those

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Speaker 2: letters should stand for MTV. We've chosen unanimously Most Traveled

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Speaker 1: That's what we're doing right now.

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Speaker 2: So all you need is an odometer reading. If you

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Speaker 2: would like to play in Will and Woody's MTV Awards

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Speaker 2: Most Traveled Vehicle Awards, let's go to Sam first. Now, Sam,

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Speaker 2: I think the way this is going to work is

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Speaker 2: at the end. Okay, okay, okay, and you'll win obviously

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Speaker 2: if you have the most case.

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Speaker 1: So stay on the line. So what do you.

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Speaker 4: Drive Tota Corolla. What year ninety ninety one?

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Speaker 1: Biggest trip it's done.

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Speaker 4: Biggest trip probably about four hundred case, four.

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Speaker 3: Hundred case, pretty decent, pretty big drug. They they go

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Speaker 3: and go and go, those Toyota corrals. I used to

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Speaker 1: Five hundred cases very far. It's like a four hour drive.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how many? But how many years have you had

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Speaker 4: Sine one, she's she's had.

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Speaker 3: A friend, she's had it since ninety one. She's doing

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Speaker 3: her short trips of four hundred k's, but every single day,

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Speaker 4: A day now about two hundred a.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to the ojo? Shall all right? Ready?

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Speaker 2: Yep?

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Speaker 4: Two hundred and thirty seven and eighty six.

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Speaker 1: Oh not bad.

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Speaker 3: It'll look it'll probably get baiting, definitely thirty seven to

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Speaker 2: But thanks you, Sam Absode Lamb of the Slaughter. Sam,

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Speaker 2: I told you just down the phone, but enjoy your afternoon.

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Speaker 2: I reckon, Let's go to Glenn, Glenn, welcome to Will

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Speaker 2: the Woody's MTV Awards Most Traveled Vehicle Awards.

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Speaker 1: What you got for us? What's your car?

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Speaker 4: Boys? How are you today? Very mayto I have a

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Speaker 4: The ODO is two seven one six five two.

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Speaker 1: Two seven months. Yeah, not bad, Glenn, bad. I think

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Speaker 4: Doctorbile?

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Speaker 3: Sorry mate, sorry Matte? Did you say your car is

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Speaker 1: I think you say it was an old doctor's mobile?

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Speaker 4: No, lawn, doctor Camden.

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Speaker 1: Oh you just plugged your business. They're very good. Well

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Speaker 1: That's Glenn. That's Glenn twenty Glenn.

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Speaker 2: Smells smells Sandy, Sandy.

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Speaker 1: What do you drive? What do you drive?

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Speaker 2: Old and Commodore KLA thirty years old?

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Speaker 2: What's the ODO there for the MTV Award? Three hundreds

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Speaker 2: I'm waning and there are people calling up in their

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Speaker 1: Go to the top end? No, I'm still doing is this?

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Speaker 1: Here we go? Here we go? We're the top end?

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Speaker 1: Because look, personally, I've had enough. Do you believe it

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Speaker 1: or not? Up next? Your point? Get it on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: We'll go through all of you on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Parker, the producers reckon, you've got the most traveled vehicle

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Speaker 2: for Will and Woody's MTV Awards.

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Speaker 1: What you got?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Good boys, I reckon.

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Speaker 2: I'll definitely do.

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Speaker 1: What are you driving? What are you driving? Let's start

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Speaker 4: It's a Toyota land Cruise seventy series.

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Speaker 1: Gee, Timmy, Yeah, it is about thirty something years. What's

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Speaker 1: the biggest trip she's done? You wreck in, Parker?

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Speaker 4: Oh, me personally just just around Victoria camping and that.

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Speaker 4: But it's been in the family, my whole life family

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Speaker 1: Parker, Let's go to Let's go to the city.

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Speaker 3: Wow wait, I want to get that out of a million.

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Speaker 1: I want to get that out of a million.

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